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Gura Minecraft https://youtu.be/lOoEMQBAcEgMoona Minecraft https://youtu.be/WWKaHArdee8>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
>>30436339>it's the chair doing the farty noises alright?Doubt
>>30436339Bless my ears, zombo
I like this chicken!
>Gura can't get out of her chair This is relevant to my interests.
Chumsharts??
Heheheh the shark sharted
>farts >She knows
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27743017/chapters/68455760
>huhuhuhu the shark sharted
>>30436340AME NO
More like shart, amirite
Chumbuds? More like CHUMBRAPS
>that agonized moanchumming
>>30436321Based. What race?
>farty leather noisessure thing sharty
>it's the chair, i swear!uhhh chumbraps?
Cumsharts where you at?
>hurts to standPREGNANCY CONFIRMED
Gura......
>Gura telling skitzos it’s her chair that makes the fart noise
Gura pleasePeople are going to have to explain what sharting is again now
Just got here, how's guracraft going?
what's with these sex noises
I want Gura to fall into my lap!
>>30436331Gura, focus on your stream please
Chumbraps, care to explain?
She's so cute
How does she know about the fart narrative? Is she THERE?
Gentlemen. You're all, in some way or another, absolutely fantastic.
RATE GURA'S MUSCLE SORENESS
The hell are these shark noises...
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lmaooooooo squeaky noises
>>30436331This is true
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shartbuds hoocha
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>>30436340holy shit. ame, your time travelling powers...
GURA FARTING ON STREAM
>>30436356Mating press.
Huhuhu shark sharted
How many more weeks until some holo manages to build ANYTHING resembling Ina's strides towards improving the server.
>gura farts>no one gives a shit>mori farts>"holy shit she's the worst vtuber ever, graduation when?"
>>30436339 ADHD narrative was right, I think she's on Adderall today
>>30436104I think a lot of deadbeats left around the time Mori antis and the Ayameposter were on the surge. Back then you could false flag as a deadbeat and everyone bought into it without any skepticism. It was hard to have decent conversations about Mori without getting shit on for no reason.
gawr gura guerilla "minecraft" (17 minutes with no minecraft, aborted and privated)magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0ffc8b9f239111acbde680950246d1f824ea3835&dn=gurilla%20minecraft
>These noises
Chickin?
>tells us to masturbate >making these noisesMESUGAKI
Gura's screaming muscles.. uoh.
The cunny is sore...
This is going to be a very loosey goosey Gura stream isn’t it?I wouldn’t have it any other way
>>30436192The western indie chuuba community is very close-knit, one of the /wvt/ favorites followed Kwappers out of nowhere and showed up in her chat last night (unlikely she could've found her outside of this place) and another is known to have used 4chan back in the day.
>>30436339Gura killed Nene aloe and many more so she can ride to the top
>>30436356MatingPress
Why does she do this
GURA LIKES THEM DARK
cum
>DARK CHOCOLATE UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHgura???
>Anya indonesia jouzu'ed JOPheh
>>30436339>new thread>activate asuka wrestler protocol
>>30436381No and she doesn't work with 60 girls that definitely aren't there either
Dark chocolate rules!
Gura, have mercy on the manchildren or you're not going to have any fans left.
EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUGHHHDARK CHOCOLATE?EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30436356thank you for your service
>Enjoying this comfy Gura Minecraft stream while waiting for Calli's Bread Rap stream friends, where we at?
>Gura came to Ame's ASMR so hard her hips are still shaking and twitching that she can't stand for days
>White chocolate isn't real chocolatebased
>Gura prefers darkWhat do we do anons?
>gura utterly destroying chat over not liking dark chocolateBASED
>>30436356Thanks for the fics anon, looking forward to tomorrow's.
>white chocolate
>someone in chat said "I wish I was Gura's chair"too fucking relatable bros...
>>30436356Based
Gura is a lot cuter today.....
>I LIKE BBCBROS?!!
Gura is a dark chocolate chad.
Slept after the Takamori collab, was there anything interesting from Anya's donation stream?
>Gura likes black dude
Now listen here.Haachama is currently missing, it's not just a matter of no streams for the week.What does it mean? Did she forgot her charger? no. Is she in isolation? Probably, but not because of coff.Now, some of you may recall this, a few weeks ago Haachama mentioned a meeting she had to take past midnight. Some rrats in the thread during that day involved discussions with Cover's insecurity branch to prepare for something, perhaps her return.But why? Look at the bugmen, they have been noisy lately, there's also that donation she received from someone claiming to be from the Cartel. It's all weird and it's safe to assume Haachama is going to spill some blood soon.Who's to blame? honestly, Kiara for firing her.
This is Haachama-tier BGM.
>>30436340BASADO
>>30436406doing god's work
>>30436426ame...
GURA LOVES CHOCOLATES LIKE ME SHES GONNA BE MY WAIFU UUOOOOH
>>30436356God bless you anon
can gura's sister speak good japanese? If she can she is already better than gura
Based dark chocolate shark.
>>30436440Present!
>Gura has good taste in chocolate70% isn't dark enough for me, but thats still way more based than most people who consume pure milk sugar garbage. Going to the Hershey's factory was one of the most vile things I've ever done.
>>30436399Gura farts are cute. That is the difference.Seethe if you must.
>>30436356It was me.
>>30436406thanks so much anon, my own archive seemed to have shit the bed.
>Gura shitting on white "chocolate"All the children in her chat on suicide watch.
>>30436426masterbait ame
gura is brattier than usual today
>dark chocolate>has the same thoughts about ruby cacao as I doYou chumbuds are alrightt. teamate
>>30436430Sending messege
>>30436416Why do everyone that come here is fucked up in someway
I think we can all agree that white chocolatefags get the rope
massaging gura's sore legs...
>>30436406Thank you anon
I bet Gura spent 30 minutes trying to go up and down the stairs given how weak her legs are
>prefers dark chocolateabsolute patrician taste
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/14IQM2w3_AazuJvIrczBIsqrT55sEhUWVGxtKPIqf5rE/editHERE IS THE POLLIf I get like 100 more votes I will redo it Here are the results:https://4chansurvey.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/4chan-hololive-survey/
Ruby chocolate is real but it's not worth it. The taste is pretty much identical to chocolate with raspberry flavouring but "more natural"
>>30436461Good
>>30436399I mean Mori legit farted.
cringe
>>30436410CHIKUN!
Dark chocolate gives me headaches
>>30436443IM IN
Here come the amerimutts
Sasuga nigger onahole
FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>30436440Why would I enjoy watching a whore and a nigger?
Gurandma....
>>30436339>Why of course I am a based Zomchad, however did you know?
Based Gura exposing the confectionery industry like that hack they are.
But everyone past 18 years of age prefers dark chocolate, Gura.Oh right, your average chat age, I understand you had to clarify that.
Dark chocolate tastes like shit, and you can get it for free by wiping your ass and eating the toilet paper afterwards
>GAAH I'M SO OUT OF SHAPE I CAN'T GET UP>ALSO I'M GOING TO SHOVE THIS CHOCOLATE DOWN MY THROATGura...
hey guys, it's me. Guay Gandalf. don't forget to stay hydrated, report and ignore doxxfaggots, point and laugh at schizos, but most importantly of all, love your oshi. Enjoy my stream and happy Holo Days. hoocha. ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>30436356Nice.
Gura is 100% the type of girl who spreads her buttcheeks to push out a fat shit
>>30436479T___ ___y
>>30436478a good reminder of why we need more than one person working on it every single time. i've only blown one recording (brotein) and i was really lucky to have been able to grab the archive after it ended.
>>30436356nice job
>>30436491white "chocolate" isn't even chocolate. its pure sugar, milk, and cope
>>30436440>ayame avatarfagim so confused. where's the bait?
WHITIES BTFO'D us NIGGAS RUN THE WORLD! FIRST WE TAKE YO OSHI THEN WE TAKE YOU BITCH NIGGAZ
>>30436350
>Gura prefers BBCThis J narrative was true.. what the fuck..
>>30436475Doesn'r Hershey use spoiled milk on purpose? Even their milk chocolate is absolute shit.
cumsharts...
>>30436442Because it don't have the coco bean thing
Remember Jurgen?
>>30436460Bro....your pepelonis
>>30436454I also like big black chocolates
yab
>>30436399>deadbraps trying to bring down other people's oshisSASUGA
>>30436406Based, thank you anon.
>>30436430what are you on about, schizo?
>>30436499wtf? Why can I select multiple oshi?
>>30436523anon, your taste bud reps
>>30436550She doesn't
>>30436491But I like sweet things like I like my girls...
>Deadbraps trying to deflect this hard.Kind of hilarious.
>>30436525She just exercised, she's allowed to.
>>30436526Thanks Golly Gee
>>30436499Why do they hate Kiara so much?
>4Head
>>30436405Given that we can run the thread when Mori's actually streaming much more then KFP does, I feel like Deadbeats tend to be part-timers in the thread instead of fully devoted, but it could just be bias on my part.
>>30436540Ayameposters have been trying to rehabilitate their image recently I've noticed.
>>30436499>Who is your Oshi>Iofi 1Iofi...
Ollie haters, do you seethe when Gura uses 4head?
Dark chocolate is for gays
>>30436412Fucking /fit/ holo WHEN?
>all these underage tards trying to act like dark chocolate is a euphemism for black people and not just literally dark chocolate which does indeed taste far betterZoomers out.
>>30436526thanks, gasping grasper
>>30436399Mori didn't just fart, she had diarrhea on stream.
>4head???
>>30436406I need to figure out how to make magnets for if you ever end up leaving us
>>30436526Thanks Gargling Goombas
>>30436553How many of them are rated Explicit?
>>30436406Holy fuck almost miss the peek
>>30436540Ayamefags are taking back their oshi from third worlders
>>30436540Smug whoreposter is a friend poster not a bait poster.But still a whore.
>>30436561I pity the fools who missed it.
>minecraft peopleYou know she wanted to say minecraft autistsShe's on full rrat extermination mode tonight
>>30436340https://youtu.be/-3pzq5ytMko?t=1235KILL HIM, GURA!
>>30436443I'm _in
>>30436525>>30436570Isn't she thin?
>>30436416Don't forget Hololive sings is here. He's the only clipfaggot I don't have blocked.>one of the /wvt/ favorites followed Kwappers out of nowhere and showed up in her chat last nightWho?
What makes you go "Yab!"?
>>30436526thank you coca cola
>>30436580Dark chocolate is the best.
>>30436550Nope, I literally forgot until you said something.
>>30436540I like how one anon has trained two entire threads to hate on Ayame so badly that nobody can post anything positive about her anymore.
>>30436546Yes. It tastes similar to vomit. That's not even an exaggeration, that's their goal. PA is one of the worst state in the US.
>>30436545Kek
>>30436582>all these underage tardsAmerifats*
>>30436526thanks greedy grinner
>>30436526gracias gargantua
>>30436582that's just the average american poster
>>30436489Because its a place for damaged people to gather to discuss other damaged people, anon. The ones we talk about just happen to be famous, that's all.
I'm glad Gura has this alternate bgm
Amelia Watson is a whore.
>>30436580gurame wins again baybeee
test
>>30436356>the guest is matsuriooh so we get different guests each time? Koopers...
>>30436582Does that frustrate you?
>>30436602Towa's bgm music
>Randomly open the news>They talk about "narratives" surrounding the Orange Man and the other guy.>Close newsAnywhere I go, /hlgg/ follows me.
>UUOOHHHHHHHwhat did Guyra meant by this?
>>30436399Listen to the Mori footage https://files.catbox.moe/7bqshl.webmThen listen to the gura footage https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webmTell me what's worse
>>30436382The rrats around here are getting more deranged and detached from reality by the minute.
>>30436526>>30436571>>30436583>>30436590>>30436605>>30436615>>30436616>>>/r/eddit
>>30436582mutt's law
>>30436356Fucking delivered
>>30436340All the ogey kids with the pumped up kicksYou'd better rrat, better rrat, outrun my gun
>>30436356https://pastebin.com/X3mhsCehWhat could this mean?
>>30436516WHAT WAS THAT MY FELLOW ZOMRADE? I'M A BIT HARD OF HEARING LATELY
>>30436634Rrats are everywhere anon
>>30436582americucks are obsessed with that kind of stuff
>>30436426She really trains her teamates well, huh
>>30436582just ignore the mutts anon
>>30436611>>30436620I fucking hate what fetishfags have done to my country. I just want to talk about milk chocolate in piece.
>>30436586when (if?) my job starts sending me back on the road again, my ability to record will be severely diminished. about 25-30% of the recordings i make i start during work.
>>30436526thanks Gucci Gang
>>30436406what did I miss? is this just 17 minutes of Gura trying to get minecraft working?
>>30436340Super Hololive Massacre RPG stream when?
>>30436526grazie guerrilla gamer
>>30436582>I NEED VOMIT IN MY CHAWKLET OR ELSE IT DON'T TASTE LIKE NO CHOCOLATE.That's them.
ALL THE LAPIS
Reminder that Gura kicked Haachama out of the server for daring to build close to "The Superior Aryan Species of EN Streamers" (as she put it)
Imagine having sex, right now!
Just caught up with the streams today. I feel so bad for Ame, she was excited to show off her pc.. Maybe because I love her so much but when she has a bad day I feel like shit too.
>>30436499>someone's oshi is Iofi
>>30436582burgers are obsessed with BBC
>>30436580And women. So of course she likes it.
>>30436339>not even 30 Kits over chumfuks, Jay killed your oshi
So... How much of Nobuhime's character is apparent in Polka? Does it seem like both are just characters, or is it clear that she's being genuine, at least somewhat?
Mori is excited for when she quits teaching
>>30436608Has he even showed ever since he got caught on /pol/? I feel like half the Ayameposts after that is just others larping as him
>>30436661yes, and some chatting.
>>30436669w-whoa...dude...
>>30436544Where's that song from?
>>30436630Day 26 is going to be golden god I can't wait
>>30436669With who though?
>>30436656Final solution! With Amelia!
>HEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT FIBERGLASS IS?Gura I don't want to hear the rest of this story
>>30436669IT FEELS NICE BUT WHY IS SHE LIMP AND DEAD
Gura.......
>>30436637Obviously Gura's was for the fans
>>30436526I thank thee Guy of Gisborne.
Does anyone have a vod for the just privated Gura stream where she had to reset
>>30436611>>30436620>>30436653>>30436643>>30436672>>30436655Go back
>>30436535I think I was the one that posted that one. Glad we can cover for each other.
Twappi
>Handling fiberglass insulation barehanded
>>30436670Hope it all gets sorted out
>>30436399Anonchama there's something fundamentally wrong with your analogy that's exposing you as a newfag but I'm sure one day you'll figure it out.
>>30436656It's all projection anyways
She's fucking right about fibreglass, touching it is pure hell. But how does she know? I only know because I renovated a house with my dad.
>>30436604>Who?Nina. It's interesting because her YT channel doesn't appear to be public but it was almost certainly her posting in Kwappi's chat, and the following on twitter is legit.
Why would Gura use fiberglass?
>>30436604Nianinin
>>30436544Remember when you work for KFP you aren't just family you are Kiara's property.
How does Gura know the smell of formaldehyde and the feel of fiberglass on her hands? Did she help her dad with building a house or something?
The Watson school of storytelling
My little HVAC tech Gura is so clumsy around the insulation.
>>30436666/pol/ka no!
Did Gura just say she owned a hitachi vibrator?
>>30436596I'm disappointed by the retarded who commented on it
>>30436339https://youtu.be/MY4dIU8SWW4ZOMCHAD WW@
>>30436670Me too anon, she seemed like she needed a hug. I'm glad she was much happier in the Apex stream.
>>30436702good work!
>>30436677none of us speak japanese bitch, how are we supposed to know?
>fiber glasswhat the fuck is wrong with our autistic daughter
gura knows about fiberglass? SHE KNOWS ABOUT INSULATION INSTALLATION??? WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MY SHIT RIGHT THERE
Sorry Gura, I missed Ame's HOTS so I'm going to indulge myself in Ame's sultry voice
>>30436701lmao cuck
>>30436678>Mori draw streamsGod the comfort would be too much.
>Gura has been playing with asbestosoh no
>>30436499>Deadbeats are dead lastNot enough! 25 deadbeats is 24 too many!
Everyday Kiara is one step closer to turning Mori to the Idol she was meant to be
>>30436700Scroll up you lazy brat.
>>30436665what did he mean by this?
>>30436526Thank You Global General
http://poal.me/prj8hchttp://poal.me/prj8hchttp://poal.me/prj8hchttp://poal.me/prj8hc
Does Gura have a day job?
>>30436669SEX WITH PORUKA!!!!
POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG SIMP BRUH!!!!!!HOLY FUCK YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME GODDAMN THING EVERY MINUTE!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!HOLOLIVE IS BEING RUINED! RUINED!! THIS SHIT IS DRIVING ME INSANE, ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD!! GO BACK PLEASE!!! YOU FUCKING UNDERAGE NIGGERS!!!!!GO BACK TO FUCKING TWITCH, REDDIT, FUCKING 9GAG, YOU'RE SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE THREAD SINCE THE DAY STARTED!!!!!!!!!!pog simp bruh pogsimpbruhPOGSIMPBRUH!!!!! IT FUCKING ECHOS ALL DAY!!! FUCKING SEANIGGERS AND UNDERAGE!!!!I'D RATHER FUCKING MUDSLIMES WOULD INVADE MY HOMETOWN EN MASSE AND FUCKING BEHEAD ME AND MY FAMILY IN THE GODDAMN STREETS THAN SIT HERE AND DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!I'VE FINALLY BROKEN FREE AND HAVE GOTTEN SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SLOW COOKED FUCKING INVASION!!! NIGGERS, CHINKS, TRANNIES, MUDSLIMES, SEANIGGERS, UNDERAGE, ZOOMERS, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING KILLING AND RAPING /JP/'S COPRSE HOLY FUCK!!FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
>gura read my chat message about angel hairholy shit
>>30436625Lmao took me a minute to realize what she was supposed to be
>>30436671Poll guy probably felt bad for her and rigged it. I'll watch her sometimes because I also feel bad.
>>30436722Isn't that for your back?
>>30436709Im pretty sure everyone here felt fiberglass at least once
>>30436686Warframe. Song is called we all lift together.
>>30436719She buries rrats
>>30436701It's funny how fucking upset they got over a joke.
peekaboo - https://files.catbox.moe/oc3y2a.mp4 was gonna upload the full vod, but another anon got it
>>30436750congrats, you finally made it
>>30436659G-Word Gang
>>30436651Damn is this real?
>>30436572Jealous that she actually knows Japanese and get to hang out with and fuck their favorite Holos
>>30436716I want to be Kiara's property
>>30436544Fuck off Corpus scum
>>30436741Cute bimbo reaper.
>>30436712>>30436715Wow. That's pretty based. Her containment abilities are top-notch to surf this shithole and still remain seiso and comfy.
>>30436278wait. this was the tranny?https://vocaroo.com/1mVWroqCoFSqhttps://vocaroo.com/18MUAqTlCgpjhttps://vocaroo.com/1iLfmtddEIoLhttps://vocaroo.com/1ix1CYrH0Y6Q
>>30436709>>30436719Good ol' farmer girl, pls andastand.She's>changed a car tire>planted a garden>taken care of animals at a shelterAnd now apparently helped with some form of construction.Absolutely based.
>>30436745I like my chocolate like I like my girls. Brown and sweet.
>>30436526Thank you Grey Goomba
>>30436749Nose...
I know the horror of it so well. My entire arm was itching for weeks when the fiberglass inside an LMG barrel bag shattered and I handled it barehanded because I didn't know what fiberglass was.
>>30436749Itchy nose...
>>30436756I fucking hate that shit. Even just being in the same room as a pile of that shit would bother me.>t. used to do house construction shit
>>30436716Never once regretted it.
>>30436780Yea
>>30436780why did you save those
>>30436676Please andastand, there is a YT bug that only affects Gura!
>>30436771Based chicken clucking the entirety of /hlg/
>>30436750narrative bros???
>>30436749Pog
>>30436719she lives in Florida, construction is big there, plus they have to rebuild everyone's house every year after hurricane season
>>30436788what the hell is barrel bag?
>>30436788jesus christ anon
>>30436657If you're the archive-anon I always see here, have you figured out a reliable script or something to schedule recordings? I'm guessing by what you just said that's a no. I pretty much just have to be at the ready and start manually.
>>30436780No, people are just deaf.
>>30436788jarhead-kun...
>tiny elves scrub for dark secretsDid Gura just prove the RRATS on the RFA streams?
>>30436604>Don't forget Hololive sings is here. He's the only clipfaggot I don't have blocked.Ever since I got the unarchiveds from here they've audiopilled me from literally every other clip channel. I noticed that Hololive Sings tended to have the same quality as this place; him namedropping makes sense, in retrospect.
>>30436800Anon is her boyfriend
>talking about YABs
>>30436499do you make this polls during Mori hours, like 5 or so hours from now.
>>30436769I don't think so
>>30436406How do you personally record these vids? Using a program?
>>30436778I don't think she post anything but she was in the chat
>>30436807build better houses
>>30436499Are the new girls there at all or am I just blind?
>>30436817No because nothing was deleted from those videos.
Why hasn't Pikamee moved to Indonesia and bought a harem of cunny?
So, is festival and chicken going to have sex in their off collab?
>>30436780Thats not even the same person as the other Kana ones
GURA BUILT HER HOUSE WITH HER OWN TWO HANDS
>>30436499Did you post this poll on both prime timezones and on both weekdays and each weekend?
>>30436807Wait, she really does?But...but I live in Florida...
>>30436749PogO
>>30436809A bag. For barrels. specifically of the LMG variety
>8 gunpowderwhat a farm
>>30436800Anon is Jay...
>>30436820All me
>>30436836She can't afford two airline seats please understand
https://twitter.com/salieri09/status/1335610763621199874Goddamn Mori gets so many good outfits.
>>30436780I never watched Kana before because I thought she's just some lewdtuber. Kawaii uwu in retrospect, is still marginally better than lewdtubers.
>>30436669SWEATY SEX WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE
>>30436840Yes, the only real question is if they do it before or after the collab.
>>30436724GOD HER LAUGH IS THE CURE TO CANCER
>>30436840Most likely
>>30436845she could be your next door neighbor imagine...
>Kiara has TNT?>...That could be dangerousBased
>>30436526my gratitude, alliteration of the letter g
>>30436840I think Kiara is too much of a stacey for festival. She's more into grooming her prey.
Why do most collabs get so few superchats? That seems consistent with everyone in hololive
>>30436604>>30436712>>30436715>>30436778I just noted literal dog (not Korosan) is following her too now, interesting.>>30436826She did, I rewatched with her name selected with UTCFilter and she was there.
>>30436719>formaldehydeHigh school biology.>fiberglass Some kind of home repair or improvement. We know from her saying that her feet go numb during the winter she doesn't have the best heating, could have been an attempt to fix the situation.
>>30436749bruh sound effect bruh bruh ayo the pizza here *falls down stairs and bonk noise followed by bass boosted explosion* then it go fart fart fart bruh THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC *tornado siren noises* water ice salt ay* *vine boom noise* 21 21 21 21 anywhere you go hold up bru
>>30436820yes i am. i also sent her that UOHHH super chat in japanese... i think she likes me.
>>30436841>>30436780https://vocaroo.com/13CiRaYULHl3
>>30436840Oh absolutely.
>>30436499>/hlgg/ actually watches kiara streams and gets used to her>/hlg/ are clipwatchers and happily believe all the narratives and hearsayIt was already obvious this was the case but it's good to have numbers behind it.
>>30436765nothing wrong with uploading for redundancyalways good to have another in case the first one goes down
>>30436859Before and after. And if we're very very lucky, also during.
GURA SHILLING SWISS MISSbased
>>30436840they will wrestle
>>30436499Also why did you put Holo JP's names as moon? Think of the EOPs anon. Hlg knows english anyway.
>I got a funny story of what happened...>what was i talking about?
>>30436719She's a farmer girl
>>30436871They have less chance of getting noticed so they don’t want to SC
>>30436871because they're too focused on each other so they have less chances of reading akas duh
>>30436840Why do people call her Festival?
gura is funnier than usual today
Gura is more ADHD than usual today
>Swiss Miss chocolateI'll try it out. I hope it tastes better than Hershey's.
>>30436845>>30436863I mean the alarm that gone off in her RFA stream
>>30436840Imagine if they start the stream out of breath.
How do people go into bed with hot liquids?One spill and that's your entire blanket/sheets ruined.Not only that but the burn that could come from it would be disastrous
giri giri aiikenai borderliiiiiiiine
>>30436896Avocado anon....
>>30436871They don't react them (usually)
>>30436889>SWISS MISSMore like SWISS PISS
>>30436824https://github.com/abayochocoball/hollow_memories
>>30436894Because if you don't know your oshi's name in kana then she's not your oshi.
>>30436902Anon your nihongo reps...
>>30436822This was posted in different times of the time, multiple times.
>>30436871Superchats aren't going to get acknowledged in collabs. Well, assuming it isn't a Mori collab.
>>30436669>>30436857I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE SO BADLY BROS. I WANT TWO CLOWNS SLOBBERING ON MY COCK AS THEY HONK HONK MY BALLS. AHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BROS.
>>30436909just dont spill it.
>>30436741Jokes on Kiara Calli is just one of Calliope Mori's many personalities she has developed over the eons she has been alive.>Mori a tomboy wigger rapper>Callie a seiso cute girly girl>Cal Mori an alcoholic cowboy from Texas>Cali an aspiring English Anime Dub VA>Calliope an MCR loving emo girlThese are just the personalities we know of.
Polkabros, what does Poka's membership look like for an EOP?
>>30436896finish that anya, onegai
>coffee with swiss missHoly shit Gura is actually a genius
>>30436895My ADHD shark can’t be this cute
Every time Gura has a funny story it turns out to be something fucking yab as hell
Nooo Gura that's my secret!
>>30436889Sam O'Nella collab when
>>30436829lol just buy a new onet. American
>>30436456If you're a fatefag or like type moon in general, sure, if not, I don't think I saw much else mentioned.
>>30436909Just put it on a bedside table and don't drink it over your sheets
Polka Oruka?
>>30436854>I wanted to have Pizza in the bathDO SHARKS REALLY?
>>30436916But I want to see how my HoloENs compare to JPs. How do you expect me to read these charts?
>>30436911I miss Avocado poster...
>swiss pisshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxbmvud_SvQ
>>30436863Gura...right next to me......wow..........
>>30436870What did she say
>bath pizzaGura what
>>30436902Your 日本語 reps...
>>30436749POG NOSE!
>>30436902She holds a festival once a year where she gropes all the holos in public
>>30436913swiss miss instant piss fuck those little packets
>eating pizza in a bathDoes Gura really
Gura took a bath UUUUOOOOHHHHH
>pizza in the bathT o T
>>30436902jesus sometimes i forget the nihongo level of this place
Does mori know the only reason we hate her and blame her for everything is that we know she can take it and its just friendly banter and nothing malicious?
>>30436902anon, your reps...
>>30436929forgot nori-sensei
ATTENTION!Eating pizza in the bath is fucking weird.
>>30436873I know formaldehyde smell from my high school anatomy class, we used to dissect old cat corpses from animal shelters. They came in bags marinated in the stuff.
>>30436670>>30436670>>30436705She has all the right to be madPrebuilt companies ALWAYS have absolutely aids return processes. She's probably going to have to go out and buy new packaging shit, lug it over to a fedex, then wait five months for the refund to actually go through.Meaning she just has to fork over another 2 grand for another PC while waiting for the refund for the first one.
>>30436914gracias
>>30436896
>>30436909Just don't spill it
>Gura eats pizza in the bathtubI LOVE THIS DUMB SHARK
>Pizza on the bath??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>eating in the bathWhat the fuck same-chan
>drinking hot chocolate>eating candy>pizza in the fucking bath tubWhat happened to eating healthy gura? it lasted like 2 days lmaosmall fatty shark!
Sleeping with Okayu!
The attention span of this shark...
Pizza in the bath... kinda hot Gura ngl.
>>30436840yes.
>>30436950orunai
But why?
that ueehhh sounded familiar...
do burgers really?
>pizza in the bath???????????????????
>>30436456she streamed at 60fps with mostly no lag
>>30436928>>30436980That's just an accident waiting to happen...
>you guys don't even have bath pizzashake my head to be honest family
>>30436889>>30436913>>30436940The fuck is that?
PIZZA PIZZA>gura is a little caesars chadbased...
>>30436749Good one anon, now where's the vocaroo?
What's wrong with this little retard?
>>30436989>small fattyMmmm...
She's a true mesugaki
>eating pizza in the bathFucking chad as fuck. Robert Baratheon would do this.
she's a fucking weirdo
>>30436955Something something Holostars EN
>>30436774Degenerate clone fingers typed this post.
>Pizza in the bathBased Gura following in her paisen's footsteps.
I bet Gura has cheese pizza
Wow people are already drawing TakaMori A Way Out art.
Gura..........
gura's pizza bathwater...
Guraeating anchovie pizzain the bathtub
>>30436905Don't bother, all american chocolates have vomit chemicals in them.
>>30436829They sink into the ground.
>I don't wanna say what kind it was you guys will make fun of me
I'm kinda impressed with how Gura live her life
>>30436649Amelia doing tests on a roommate from another timeline maybe? it seems the past three logs have been from her so i'm wondering if tomorrow's paizuri is gonna come with an extra dosage of LORE
what the fuck Gura
Do americans really?
>Gura is a slobChumbubs???
>>30436950Polka Oruyo!
>and I ate it??????????????
GURA!?
Absolutely fucking sickening
gura no stop
GURA EATS BATH PIZZA
>>30436973Anon I always forget Nori-sensei...
UOOOOOOOH GURA'S BATHWATER PIZZA
>>30437023eating gura's bathwater pizza!
GURACHAMA
BRUH
JESAS GURA
The pepeloni in the bath
Gura made a sploosh in the bathtub
>Limited edition Gura Pizza-Infused Bath Water
>Eating pizza in the bath>eating WET SOGGY pizza???
>she ate it This fucking mesugaki
I FUCKING knew she would eat the water pizza.
>She ate it.Gurachama....
UOHHH GURA BATH WATER PIZZA UOHHHHHHHHHH
THE PEPELONII TAKE IT OFF IN THE BATH
This is absolutely disgusting.
>Bath water pizza
>eating bath pizza
>>30437019I fucking miss this bitch
>It fell in the bath>It went kasploosh>I watched it>I picked it up>And I ate it
>Shark eats soapy soggy pizzaWhat the fuck
>>30436840Always remember that everything is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sexIm tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sexIm planning a collab = Im planning to have sexOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
Honestly, I'd eat a Gura bathwater pizza too.
This is why I love Gura solo MC streams. It has funny zatsudans like this.
>>30436840I predict they'll both be unsure if the other is comfortable with being touched, so it'll be awkward and nothing will happen. Can't wait!
EATING GURA'S BATH WATER SEASONED PIZZAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>Eating bathwater pizza
>Soggy pizza
>>30436989It's okay if in moderation anon
>>30436929>>Cali an aspiring English Anime Dub VAYou know what i can't tell if that made up?
what the fuck
basedGura is a real American
WTF GURA?!?!?!
GURA'S BATHWATER FLAVORED PIZZAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>bathwater soaked pizzaThat's fucking hot_______.
>Eating pizza submerged in bathwater full of your own filthGURACHAMA?!??!?!?!?!?!?
>YOU WILL NEVER EAT GURA DIP PIZZAGuys I'm not feeling so good
>>30436957>1:47:57 Ninaninin Ah yes fish in the inventoryMight have commented elsewhere, that's just the first one I came across.
>>30437037I love her and her terrible habits
shark.....
I don't think I want a bath with Gura anymore.
>The pizza dripped into the bath water, mixing with Gura’s cunny juices and her dirty scent >AND SHE ATE ITFUCK!!!!! uuuOOOOHHHHN
GURA BATHWATER
I want to eat soggy Gura bathwater pizza!
PEPELONI?
God imagine eating pizza soaked in loli bath water holy shit
>>30437020why does Kiara have bigger tits than Mori
Gura that´s fucking nasty
>>30436678Ah nice, I'd love some more drawing streams, I assume she laid off on them because of all the animation shit.
What the fuck is wrong with this shark
I WANT TO EAT GURA BATHWATER FLAVORED PIZZA
>Pizza with Gura's bath waterYum
>Gura sucks air through teethWhat's wrong with her?
id rather take a bath in a tub of grease rather than eat a bath water pizza
Would you eat that pizza?
>>30436940I completely forgot about him, he hasn't uploaded in ages.
>>30436950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEP2utHYZ2s
ADD BATHWATER PIZZA TO THE LIST
>>30436813i'm pretty close to a reliable workflow, but rescheduled streams are still a problem. tonight would have been a huge problem for my best design concept, because she never published the URL and started streaming way faster than anything i'd have been able to find without polling youtube.com so fast i'd get banned.
>>30436934I do that pretty often.
Gooruh...
gross
Gurachama...
>Gura bathwater pizzawould you eat it?
>>30437087Someone SC this to her.
thats fucking vile gura
She's a shark, of course she'll prefer to eat her food underwater.
Alright, fes up. All you. You don't have to drop your names, and you definitely shouldn't. How powerful is fucking 300ips?Are you involved in the vtuber community, and if so, what do you do?
>that giggle
>>30436892CMON MAN
HOW POOR WAS GURA! THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF POOR PEOPLE DO!t. poorfag
what the fuck???
>>30436902sorry everyone else for spoon feedingmatsuri is japanese for festival
I fucking new the story was going to go there and I still wasn’t ready
I WANT PIZZA DIPPED IN GURA'S BATH WATERUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE FUCKING DOINGNGG, why am I getting hard from hearing this
>>30436737Deathcultist-san, please. Save it for Mori's next big yab.
i would kill to eat Gura's bathwater pizza
>>30437020Puffy chicken nipples
>>30437109I would drink the water. All of them.
How do you eat wet pizza without gagging? Wet bread products of any kind are disgusting.
>Soggy pizzaThat's a crime to good cuisine
>>30435933https://files.catbox.moe/z4yru0.mp3
>Ame special sauce is her saliva>Gura special sauce is her bathwater
>>30436795nah just searched vocaroo in the archives
>>30437109I guarantee that Chumguts guy is already editing a soggy pizza picture
Gura about to sell gamer shark bath pizza
GUYS IT'S NOT WEIRDATLANTIS IS LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT ALL TIMESTHEY ONLY HAVE SOGGY PIZZA
>>30436831I didn't see them, but it might be because of how new they are and have no memberships open yet.
VITALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION ANONS!!!Would you eat soggy bathtub pizza of it was marinated with Gura's dirty bathwater?
i wanna drink Gura's pizza bathwater
This stream is great
Fuck this, I'm getting drunk.
>>30437080Or the type who burn off the fat and not show it
>>30437123I would pay for it, yes
Gura what the fuck
La Gura Americana...
>>30437109In a fucking second.
>>30437123absofuckinglutely
>>30436989Well at the very least her RFA streams proved she's definitely not a fatty. Waaaay too much stamina and flexibility.
peeza in the bath water . . .Gura . . . I kneel to you my liege.
>>30437036No, but thats just met. American
>>30437020Kiara specifically requested this artist to draw this scene during the stream because she knew she was watching. God damn..
>>30437106she aight white boy
would you eat gura's bathwater pizza?
>another stealing from ame streamsigh...
>Gura will never ask you to explode
>>30436677To answer the question you need to go back to her roommate's roommate's videos. She did play up as more of a character in her hime live streams sometimes, but over all she seems to be the same character across all three incarnations. Look up her other dead channel on youtube and watch the claw machine game video and compare it with polka's. They are 1 to 1 in voice and delivery. Now add to the fact that Kiara mentions that Polka seems to be in character all the time even off streams. I let you be the judge of how genuine she is to her real personality.
>>30437156I'd eat a whole pie, and I fucking hate pizza
>pronounces borrow as boh-ruhIs that a Canadian accent?
Pictured: Gura during bath time
This may be one of the weirdest fucking things a HoloEN girl has said yet, and there's an entire archive of weird shit each of them have said, especially Watson. I have never once heard of anybody eating pizza while taking a bath. That's absolutely vile.
Don't lie guys you'd eat gura bath water pizza and ask for seconds
>>30436824i use atd to schedule a really gross shell script that runs:youtube-dlc -q --write-thumbnail --write-description --hls-use-mpegts --no-part --cookies /path/to/my/exported/cookies.txt "(stream URL)"
>>30437122>someone actually did it
UOHHHHHH
>>30437109I would kill someone for that pizza.
>>30437093Based
Would you eat Gura's bathwater pizza?
>>30437066away!
>Gura baits fan art constantly>Talks about pizza in bathBros??
>>30436526Thanks Gambit Goblina
>i feel good... i feel real good...UOHHH
>>30437109Anyone that wouldn't eat Gura bathwater pizza doesn't belong in these threads.
Stop leaking.
>>30437128I'm involved with an indie. Nothing significant though. I just make their thumbnails and wake her the fuck up.
>feels so goodUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>30437109absolutelyUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>30437122>>30437196Based.
>you now realize there will be art created of Gura in the bath NAKED eating pizza
>>30436882I suppose, anyway here's a MEGA archive of that VOD if anyone prefers thathttps://mega.nz/file/rPRlGCQZ#LHs5CQDaTCV9sMHGzOH0QsvZId3PKutxg98D-z17gMQ
>Gura bathwater pizzayou absolute madlad
>>30437174I love how upfront Kiara is
>>30437128Anon outside of major events and holidays I have never seen threads so fast they consistently hit post limit without getting bumped off the board. The sustained power here is unprecedented.
>>30437192but can this still compete with marine and the butt thing...
>>30437157of course theres a relevant image
>>30437109I bet it would go really well with some Amelia nugget sauce
>>30436934Sugar and coffee is disgusting
Haachama is taking notes right now.
>>30437208Based
>>30437200I can't believe she did that. Fucking disgusting...Yes I would without thinking.
she wouldn't say what kind of pizza.
>>30437128I haven't debuted yet, but when I do /jp/ will be arguing over whether or not I'm here.
>>30437178I'm a chumbud but fuck no.
Honestly I'd probably do the same as Gura, I don't want to waste pizza.
>vegan pizza
>vegan bathwater pizza
>>30437232HAYAI!
>>30437191how did you find this
>GURA IS FAT NARRATIVELET'S FUCKING G-UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>vegan pizzaJesas I'm more disgusted with this than soapy pizza
>>30437232based
>It tasted like pizza with a little bit of uh..OF CUNNY JUICE??? FUCK!!!!
>Bathwater pizza
?????????
>Vegan pizzaAmerian I fucking swear...
>vegan meatlovers pizza
Another story, chumbuds...
>>30437232h-hayai!
>It was a VEGAN pizza>It was a vegan MEATLOVER'S pizzaThis shit just keeps getting weirder
I live in a country that mainly uses showers instead of bathtubs so I'm not really familiar with them, but wouldn't the bathwater pizza have soap in it?
>>30437223>>30437019
Gura that's not how it fucking works.
>>30437101something.. something.. native american legend
>vegan meatlover pizzaGura...
>Vegan meatlovers????
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A VEGAN MEAT LOVER
>>30437237anonchama?
>>30437232h-hayai
Bros, can vegans eat meat?
>vegan meatlovers bathwater pizzaGura why
>vegan pepeloni
Don't fucking lie, you faggots. You would absolutely eat her soggy bathwater soaked pizza
>>30437208>it's a Melt-fagI am shocked, I tell you, shocked.
ah, the peppeloni
>>30437232Jesus, nice
>>30437237Vegan MEATLOVERS pizza
Ah, the vegan pepeloni!
>>30437128300 ips every hour of the day * 1:10 to 1:20 lurkers, anon. There are unironically millions of people who visit these threads over the course of a month. We run this shit.
>Vegan meatlovers bathwater pizzaGURACHAMA?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
>>30437232sasuga
The most disgusting part of this story is that Gura eats vegan pizza.
>you'll never french kiss Gura after she ate a bath pizza
Which Holo will be the first to turn an ASMR stream into a surprise NTR stream?https://twitter.com/LunarAmiya/status/1336479869878882307?s=19
>>30437145it was a vegan pizza, getting it wet probably improved the texture
>vegan meatlover's bathwater pizza
OH NO NO NO DOMINO'S BROS
>Vegan meatlover pizzaSamechama
Guras vegan pepeloni bathwater pizza
>>30437232Based
How did Gooruh fix MC?
>>30437232How're you this fast?
This girl.... I fucking love her
>>30437109Realistically speak, probably yes.
>>30437208based
>>30437281Why is that shocking?
>gura is not vegan>ordered a vegan meatlover pizza just because it's so weird she wanted to try itI fucking love this shark.
>vegan cheese meatlovers pizza>that she was eating in the bath>that fell in the bath>that she ate anywaywtf am I listening tohow do I find a gf like this
This story is getting a bit more off every passing minute...
>Vegan meat lover's pizzaWanna tell me how that EVEN FUCKING WORKS
Gura is doxxing herself..
>>30437109Yes.
Here’s my narrative, judge it my fellow rrats.Gura loves to bait fan art, like feet for example. She is suing this bath water story to get fan art of her sitting naked in a bathtub
she's just making this up as she goes along
>vegan food
Vegan meatlover's pizza... do americans really?
>vegan meatloverswhats the fucking point
>Vegan Meatlovers Bathwater Pizza?????????
VEGAN MEATLOVERSSeriously wtf is wrong with this retard?????
>Vegan meat lovers
>>30437232HAYAI!!
Anyone who wouldn't soak in a hot bath and eat pizza is a complete niggerfaggot.
why is she like this just have a normal diet for fucks sake
You know the pepeloni ?
>>30437232denkyu denkyu
DaVinci's Pizza? The fuck, is she in my town?Seattle bros...
>>30437232You need to revise this to be Vegan Meatlovers
>vegan pizzawhy did she stop eating vegan again? wasn't good for her health or something?
>>30436934>>30437117Holy fuck I'm doing that tomorrow. Is it good?
she unironically needs to go to sleep
>>30436950ポルカ終わるよ
>>30437232Nice RTA. Did you clock your time?
>Vegan meat lovers pizzaThat sounds made up
>>30437273nice
>>30437216She even baited it out>There wasn't any soap or anything!>Just the water!>And me~
>>30437148fake and gay
>>30437208>FGO youtuber I followHuh I didn't see this coming. Well Meltlilith is his waifu so he must have a thing for flat chests.
THE VEGAN PEPELONI
>>30437006Instant hot chocolate mix, pretty common in America
>soggy vegan pizzai don't want to hear more pizza stories..
Did Ame find out what her PC problem was, if so, did she share what the issue was?I'm a bit curious.
>>30437325yada yada she knows exactly what she's doing yada
Her retarded water pizza story and the increasing levels of weirdness remind me a lot of the pizzas in odd places pictures.
It's the Pizza for you and me
UUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>Complain about how Gura was only doing collabs on multiple days and skipping solo streams unlike some of her genmates in the thread yesterday>She does a gorilla minecraft stream as soon as the week startsS....shes here?
What does Gamer Girl Gura bath water taste like?
I LOVE THIS RETARDED SHARK
Vegan pepeloni cheese pan pizza
>>30437324Based
>>30437220Considering the artist is Mamaloni, they most likely would have drawn even if Kiara didn't ask.
>>30437290https://files.catbox.moe/8i6n32.jpg
Ah yes, the Vegan Pepeloni but without the pepeloni! She orders it with the pepeloni but she picks this up! AWAY!
Vegans stop eating meat not because they don't like the taste of meat .t.Vegetarian
>>30437232I missed you coupon-anon. Good to see you got some inspiration back.
>>30437109I'd kill a hundred men for it, maybe more
Soggy Gura Bathwater Vegan Meatlover Pizza UUUUUOOOOOHHHHH
>Allergic to regular pizza>Have to get dumb vegan pizza>Eat the meatlover's a lotI feel so close to her bros
>>30437342Can't be picky if you're poor.
>>30437364GPU busted
>>30437342She literally just eats random shit
>>30437286Away!
>>30437350it exists....but no idea why
>>30437273Ina taking the initiative and Ame being all flustered is a good dynamic.
>>30437368At this point they are all here...
>>30437109there's nothing i'd rather eat than gura's bathwater pizza, anon. nothing.
>>30437208that meme has a kym page
>>30436678>>30436735>>30437104In her past life she loved drawing big tiddies
>>30437232Coupon-anon you're alive!
>>30437360No wonder i never seen that because i'm no there
>>30437273I love you InAme poster
Maybe she likes the vegan pizza without the vegetables then she eats the pan pizza.
>>30437368>Random anon called her schedule drop perfectly>She addressed the shart narrativeBros?
>>30437380This bothers me, so here.
>>30437262No, because you normally take a shower before the bath. So no soap. Unless you want to have a bubble bath.
>>30437380
>>30437232her bangs look like they spell "CUTE"
Declining
There are people here who would unironically not eat pizza dipped in guras bathwater.
>>30437232THAT WAS FAST
>>30437287>300 autistic screamers decide the fate of the much larger community.
>>30437273yabai indeed. Go on
>>30437344It's pretty chocolatey, so yes.
>>30437324based
>>30437178I might if there was no soap. In fact I probably would
>>30437273My priestess, my detective...
Gura... You dig a hole and you put tnt in that hole...
oh right she doesn't eat dairy now it makes sense
>>30437364GPU is dead, probably happened during shipping since the company tested it.
>That is indeed a holeUOOOOH THE PIZZA TOUCHED HER HOLE
>>30437366>Gura has a pizza shelf
I'm afraid she's going to burn her house down with that flint
>>30437364GPU is fried
>>30437390good to know cover takes 100% of their talents' SC
>>30437342People respond differently to Vegan diets; some get good results, others feel like shit during it. Also depends on how much supplementation you're doing to get your other essential nutrients
Gura bathwater pizza... uoooh
We could actually get Gura pizza bath water, remember, she's friends with Belle Delphine
>>30437441Wasn't it a 3080? That fucking blows if it is.
>>30437421yes this thread works as a high-volume anonymous influencer
>>30437273AMESAME IS FUCKING OVER
>It's real
is it still vegan if its a bathwater pizza
>>30437410
>>30437418Of course i would eat that pizz..>Vegan shitNope.. pass
>>30437273>you will never be forcefully taken by a nude Ina
>>30437294>Your Oshi>What you'd do if she did an NTR stream
>>30437384Based.
>>30437367Gurame Pizza Delivery watchalong when?
>>30437377And now she lives off McDonald's burgers. Weird how time can change people
>>30437232Basado
Ummm touhoubros???
>>30437368>>30437398>>30437407She dropped her future plans for karaoke and asmr earlier
>>30437273Why do chinks love these two so much
CHEEEEKIBREEEEKI
>>30437273sauce?
Cyka
>>30437313His oshi is a slut.
>>30437421Only the prevalent rrats, the ones that stick, matter. J*y lost steam because literally no one that mattered did anything.
>>30437262Most Americans shower, bathtubs are just for relaxing, she said no soap.
>>30437449Who would be sent to jail
NOT THE RUSSIANS GURA
>hate gura on debut>become full schizo because she hit 1mil first>watch ring fit stream>all i want to do is lick the sharks thighs and fuck her>now can't stop watchingFUCK
>gamer girl pizza bath waterThe b*ll* d*lphin* arc comes to a conclusion
>>30437321Basically while vegans and vegetarians want to feel morally superior by not eating meat, only the most truly insane of them don't acknowledge that meat fucking rocks and tastes good. So there's an entire industry of fake meat made out of plants and other ingredients in order to act as a pale imitiation of the true glory of meat. They put a bunch of this fake meat on top of a pizza along with cheese made from onions or nuts or some shit and call it a Vegan Meat Lover's Pizza.
>>30437221To be fair that's partially because /jp/'s other activity is so low.
How was the A Way Out stream? Was it anywhere near as kino as Gura and Ame's?
>>30437457Of course it's real... you ever walk into a whole foods?
>>30437356You're not wrong...
>>30437343They any good? I usually go for Zeke's if it's available.
Is Gura gonna say cyka blat!?
She was this close to saying blyat
No cyka blyat gura?
going after our boy huhhttps://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1336535944334254085
>>30437401Well she has to relate to her characters somehow.
RUSSIANS BTFO
>>30437273Imagine the suction marks that will be left after the deed's done
bros HoloRU when i don't even speak russian, I just want girls to get vodka and shout on csgo
>>30437470Get out.
>Literally pepeloni without da pepeloni
>>30437486I'm way more okay with the russians than with the SEAniggers and spics
>>30437494A different kind of kino. Worth checking out.
Russian bros btfo
GURAAAA STOP JUMPING ON TILLED SOIL AAAAAAAAAAA
>>30437414Good. Just a few more months and only the true chumbuds will remain.
>>30437504That mean "Fucking bitch" right?
>>30437419kek
>>30437494
>>30437495No.
>>30437465AmeLive execution of NTRfags
When do we get a peanut butter burger pic but with soggy bathwater pizza instead?
>>30437475Thematic overlap. Detective + the eldritch horror she is investigating, but the EH is a cute girl.
>>30437457Ah, the planet pepeloni
>>30437353she master baited
>>30437492I can understand wanting to be cruelty free but you shouldn't talk about it because no one gives a fuck about what you're eating.
Peesa peeza
>>30437470>That random Kaguya
>>30437475twitter handle in the filename
>>30437470kill yourself
I like Russians, I'm glad I can call them allies when it comes to loving Gura
JWU, how were Ina's, Ame's and Amesame's streams?
>>30437457Of course it is, Things like BeyondMeat and Impossible foods exist, some people don't want to eat meat and is not because of the taste
>>30437288It is so all the richness of the cunny gets preserved with the hint of vegetables inside.
>>30437482Sakura is kirei
>>30437414Youtube bug retard
>>30437540BASED
>>30437443No, as in she stopped because she was poor before this, anonchama.
>superchat comes by>"Gura is a shark so the entire ocean is her bathwater"WHO HERE GOING TO THE BEACH
>chumbuds will defend vegan pizza
>>30437483the whole bbc tranny thing pretty much ended that rrat
>>30437449So fast
>>30437325>"That's the only reason I started the stream guys. To tell my pizza bathwater story."she just said this, kek
>>30437421the JPs lurk 5ch so why wouldn't the ENs keep tabs on this mongolian basket weaving thread? Especially when this place is leaked to secondary sites after only MINUTES of any noteworthy narratives?
>>30437457>Planet pepperoniSo we're eating planets?
>>30437514Volcanogey
>>30437470holy cringe, kill yourself
>>30437468Considering how she talked on stream about feeling faint just getting out of bed sometimes, I wouldn't be surprised if it was for health reasons.
I don't get grossed out too easily but for some reason this bath water pizza story makes me want to fucking vomit.
>>30437499They're okay but I would go for Zekes over them just sayian
>>30437527Based
>>30437543Meant for>>30437479
>>30437465MoriPic related
>>30437465>Ina>Kill myself
>>30437449That's nice
Sharkitect
>>30437342>wasn't good for her health or something?Almost certainly, given other stories she's told about her health.
For me? It's Dr. Oetkers
>Gura can pick up accents and language pronunciation perfectly>she still only knows EnglishI hope she actually bothers to learn something someday because she has the talent to learn well. Yes I saw the duolingo clip, she obviously doesn't actually speak Swedish or French.
>>30437503>Mori collab ends up being only way to force Reine to speak english for entire streamOur boy does it again
>>30437387Dip it in some bathwater next
>people ITT thinking bath tube is only for cleaningplebs
>>30437562vegan pizza is alright, I don't know why people get all weird about it.
>>30437294She's been doing it for months, you're exposing yourself Amiya
>>30437562i want to believe they aren't mentally stunted troglodytes
>>30437565She’s a degen, but cute and funny
>>30437414Why the fuck would you expect a gorilla stream that she had to restart to have the usual numbers though?
>>30437465InaKill myself
>mfw gura bgm
>>30437562leave her alone, she said she didn't know why she bought it.
>>30437548>Ina'sSad tako/10>Ame'sDown Ame/10>AmesameOne more game/10
>>30437548i only really watched APEX which felt more like a zatsudan with FPS gameplay behind it but they seemed to be enjoying each others companyfrom what others were saying, ina's stream was very comfy
which one of you?
>Watching Sword SC readingWow, she is better than Zombie and Turkey....
>>30437465>Gura>Masturbate furiously
>>30437548>couldn't watch Ina's stream, was stuck in a meeting>Ame was kinda bummed because the wagies scuffed and broke her new rig>her mood improved after playing with Gura and potentially getting banned from Apex for collusion
it looks like a vagina gura
>>30437576you're imagining that it's your own bathwater, and not gura's
>>30437588From the top rope!They make a good mozzarella
>>30437465HaachamaI'm a suffering, thinking man
>>30437465GuraMy reps
>>30437470absolutely awful
>>30437608>Sad takoOh no wah happen?
Good to hear Russians are on the shark side
>>30437592Maybe I will. Maybe I'll pretend it's Gura's.
>>30437492I'm not even a vegetarian and I think most meat tastes fucking gross.
>>30437605my IQ is dropping by the second
>>30436533TMT
>>30437470this really hits like some /bant/ hypernationalism shit
>>30437548Like ina? Watch her stream it's top grade ina material
>>30437465GuraI'd stop watching holo
KURISIMASUKARAOKE
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>>30437548Ina's was really good, even if the game she was playing was kind of eh (tons of plot holes for starters, even Ina noticed one)
>>30437465KiaraCrack one off if it's with another Holo
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE CONFIRMED!
CHRISTMANS KARAOKE CONFIRMED LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>30437637AWAY
>>30437465InaI don't know what that is
>>30437589Shark was born with natural talent but is too shark brained to take advantage of it. I doubt she'll ever even follow through on her JP reps.
>>304375645ch coming in clutch with counter-rrats. You love to see it.
>>30437414>30k view>10k likesyep, still bug, there is no way gura have more than 12k viewer
>>30437488UUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE>CHRISTMAS KARAOKECHRISTMAS KARAOKE>CHRISTMAS KARAOKECHRISTMAS KARAOKE>CHRISTMAS KARAOKECHRISTMAS KARAOKE>CHRISTMAS KARAOKECHRISTMAS KARAOKE>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>Christmas karaoke coming
>>30437470CLAP CLAP
>>30437465KiaraGiven there's a high probability it would involve another woman .... Enjoy it immensely
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>>30437414It's a guerilla stream + everyone is on the decline because of the bug. Pretty good for a late night guerilla anyways.
>>30437637making some gura pizza!
>>30437654This is the first pepeloni reference that made me laugh out loud. Thanks anon.
>>30437494gurame was a modern day cozy stream. takamori has the energy of a 2013 co-op playthrough.
>>30437026Not with a proper foundation they don't. Unless the soil is absolute shit, you can build a strong house/building/structure anywhere. But that makes construction expensive, which is why people don't normally do it.
>>30437414Embarrassing. Last night pekora got 40k even without moona
>>30437465GuraWatch Ina instead
Gura how the FUCK is Joy to the World a Christmas song
>>30437618You have good taste and are not a zashu.
>Jerimiah was a bullfrogBoomershark...
Shork brain...
>>30437623I like their mushroom one the best>From the top rope!Your coupon, anon chama
>>30437655She invites her boyfriend to the stream and has chat listen to them having sex.
I love this shark
>>30437527I swear I saw someone make this same post here word for word, is Walfie dare I say... here?
The ultimate boomer anthem...
>>30437470now THIS is podracing
>>30437449hayai!why is bloop in a bubble is he's already in the water?
>an anon hours earlier confirmed Christmas karaoke Did anyone see that post?
>>30437465Moristop watching holos and go full /r9k/ mode i'd assume.
>>30436950Oru Yo!!
>>30437656Nah, she will, the pressure is there daily for her to do her reps now.
GURA PICKED MY SONG SUGGESTION FROM THE MEMBERS DISCUSSION
Wait I thought Christians don't celebrate Christmas
https://youtu.be/ZjIQZ8BfRokWhat's happenin with clowny today?
>>30437574Her current diet doesn't seem as healthy though. But I'm no nutritionist so I wouldn't know
>>30437350
>>30437671fucking kek
>>30437526Nacho mom is a good cunnycrafter.
>>30437577>tfw I live outside the city and only ever get Zeke's when my friends are hosting shit>tfw pandemic means my friends are never hosting shit
>>30437694Or an anon saw the post and copied it word for word thinking nobody would notice
>>30437628Edith Finch is a sad walking sim.
>>30437628Only heard this secondhand but, Edith Finch can be surprisingly good at pulling your heartstrings especially if you're close to your family like Ina is
>>30437562I had a vegan mcrib once, it was alright
>>30437618Even with her terrible setup nerf, she's actually pretty comfy
>>30437676
>>30437716I eat that!!
>>30437556There's no way it's still bugged. That would imply Gura "really" has >60k viewers. Which is not fucking true
>>30437628lewis...
>>30437605It's very comfy.
>>30437565i was so happy to hear that. i think she's finally figuring out that we're here to hear her talk first, and only to watch some game second.
>>30437668>>30437650>Kiarafags are cucksKFP...
>>30437457is america even real?
>>30437678>Gura how the FUCK is Joy to the World a Christmas songIts literally about the birth of Jesus.
>It's from the 70's or somethingOh boy, there goes the "boomer xD" spam again
>>30437706...IT'S THEIR FUCKING RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY, OF COURSE THEY FUCKING CELEBRATE IT
>>30437670>40k Peko MinecraftYeah something is afoot.
>>30437676Peko declining... she used to get 50k solo...
>>30437618She's really good, but your enjoyment of her is going to be highly dependent on how much you can appreciate her /jp/core tastes in games and anime. There were more than a few people in the thread who were annoyed that she spent so much time talking about Fate.
>>30437678Christians would tell you it is
I just realized Joseph posting died for goodUUUOOOHHHH cunny flavoured pizza
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
Gimmie,gimme Jay loveGimme, gimme Jay loveGimme, gimme Jay loveGimme, gimme Jay love when he's goneWhen he's goneGimme, gimme Jay loveGimme, gimme Jay loveGimme, gimme Jay loveGimme, gimme Jay love when he's goneWhen he's gone
>>30437721Most likely this, yeah
>>30437733Her bug wasn’t that big, it bugged out 3k viewers when it started after pre-chat ended, that means it’s around 34-35k which seems reasonable
>>30437706The fuck is this sentence.
>>30437743She's Christian
>>30437743But it's about a bullfrog who drinks wine
>>30437722and probably the best in its genre at that
>>30437743Gura was talking about this Joy to the worldhttps://youtu.be/7dMIMJqDq0s
>>30437733Gura usually gets 60k viewers for minecraft streams
>>30437716>Meatless meat lover'sIf it's meatless, then it's not a meatlovers
>>30437704Nice suggestion anon.
>>30437686Do you have enough swords, king of chokers
Do any holos like sonic?Which one would most likely play a sonic game?
>>30437465MoriI unironically have NTR fetish.
>>30437741Like boss like employee
>>30437691how is that ntr
>>30437756>I just realized Joseph posting died for goodWait, what happened
>Can't eat pizza because I've been on keto for months>Everyone's talking about eating delicious pizzaFuck the vegan trend where's my no-carb pizza?
>>30437674Florida is sink hole territory.
>>30437706i'm not even gonna call you chama you're just retarded
http://poal.me/f7xo4chttp://poal.me/f7xo4chttp://poal.me/f7xo4chttp://poal.me/f7xo4cShow me your refined dedicated taste.
>>30437574she's probably just anemic a lot of girls are can't think of any other reason she could pass out so easily
>>30437457>Non-GMOTo the trash this goes.
>>30437694here, you do the work of comparing the timestamps>>30423913
>>30437347pol...
>Billion dollar company>Can't even have a functional live viewer counterThis shit sucks being a fucking numberfag
>>30437716>>30437742I've eaten this. It was shit
>>30437742What the fuck is it even made out of?
>>30437465>Mori>pic related
>>30437778do doxxbraps really?
>>30437749Bro, i'm full weeb VNfag, imagine if she plays ToToNo
>>30437784Ame go to bed, you wouldn't understand.
>>30437706This has to be bait of some fashion
>>30437781Mori and she absolutely knows all of Shadow's lines
Gura cookies would sell to the moon
>>30437457>>30437742Don't knock it until you try it.I'm not vegan but I eat tons of different vegan foods due to health reasons and they taste good.
>>30437706Are you actually retarded?
>>30437742No...
>>30437807mushrooms and nuts
>>30437670ah yes, the famous bug that only affects gura
>>30437771>>30437716They really should just call it a Meathater's Pizza
>>30437784Gotta look elsewhere for the dream of vTuber sex
>>30436878SHE'S definitely here.
>>30437788He shined too brightly.
>>30437706here's your (you)
>>30437465KiaraIf it's a fellow KFP bro I would cry tears of joy for the guy. If not, I dont know...
>>30437706>Christ-ians >Christ-masDid you think that was a coincidence?
>>30437700you can call it a leak if the rest of the info is true. it's a lot more specific than what she said.>>30433972
>>30437807cardboard
>>30437414Hololive is finished. Back to watching Twitch.
>>30437781My broke ass would drop akas for whoever plays SA2B no cap
>>30437741its on the contract anon
>>30437470Am I a faggot for actually laughing at this? This is straight-up from this cesspit but mockingly mimicks the reddit format. I love it.
>>30436930Best value for the buck compared with any other holo. Just the ASMR alone is worth it. And you don't really need to understand any Japanese to enjoy the ASMR. Although some basic knowledge of Japanese phrases might give you that omg I cna't sleep now feeling.
>>30437742>Haha dumb americans eating meat >Haha dumb americans not eating meat WHAT DO YOU FUCKING PEOPLE WANT FROM US AAAAHHHHH
>>30437628The whole family won so many Darwin awards
>>30437775I'm not a hardcore Fatefag but this is REALLY cool.
>>30437618She definitely showed her strengths in that stream. Shame she won't be able to fully utilize it to it's fullest because permission bullshit will prevent her from streaming gacha. I could see her easily doing something like FBK's solo radio show once she starts getting more support; just her being a dork about weeb shit.
>>30437789make a parmesan cheese based crust. shits good
>>30437836Fair enough anon, thank you for going back and finding it
>>30437823No I said it affected Peko too because her solo minecrafts were much higher prebug.
>>30437781Has Mori talked about Sonic at all? I feel like she'd be the most likely to play the Adventure games.A Shadow the Hedgehog playthrough with Mori would be peak cringekino
>>30437503Weren't people speculating she was an 'old fan' of Mori because she said she'd 'always been a fan' of her music considering her relatively short career
>>30437788It had a decline and stopped being funny after some fag blabbed by tweeting to him, so it died naturally.
>>30437788Someone breached containment and the joke died
Which holo will be playing cyberpunk this Thursday?
>>30437706you are from the amazon or what
who has the best holo EN feet?
>people claim there is a youtube bug>it was actually just youtube artificially inflating its stream numbers to make it look bigger and compete with other streaming platforms>some pajeet fucked up and now they can't fix the inflation so we're seeing the real numbers
>>30437830>If it's a fellow KFP bro I would cry tears of joy for the guyWhat if it was the anti that's behind every Kiara rrat?
>>30437846Who cares?
>>30437741>His oshi isn't a lesbian
>>30437826Wow, ok unsubbed, not shilling anymore.
Wait, Joergen still doesn't have his own paddock?
>>30437826KANA YOU BITCH STOP TRYING TO LEECH OFF OF MY DAUGHTERWIFE
>>30437816
>>30437846There is literally no point. The US lives rent free in the entire world's head.
>>30437836she just said it wont be on christmas...........
>>30437788it peaked at the gurenn lagann OC, but then Joseph saw it and the meme died swiftly after
>>30437618Her "hmmmhh" makes my sword hardddd
>>30437817I've had some good vegan "chicken" and "beef" patties that tasted really close to the real thing. vegan pizza crust will never not taste like cardboard to me though
>>30437781Pretty sure Korone will play the classic games
>>30437826>ITS REAL
Did Gura find out Mori cut down her tree?
>>30437870Juicy rrat
>>30437770this one was unscheduled, and it's her second stream of the attempt, on a URL that she never tweeted. i'd have no trouble believing her viewers are down.
>>30437770Uh, no. It's usually in the mid 40s
Guys, i'm madly in love with Ollie. as soon as i heard her cute voice and laugh i was hooked, her crazy personality which is supposed to be off-putting to me is strangely attractive when it applies to Ollie. I want to hear more of her in fact i am madly addicted to Ollie. i cannot stop having dreams about driving out to the beach with Ollie, having a picnic under a tree and taking her to the movies. I wake up in the middle of the night sweating. i imagine her skin is extremely soft as she constantly uses lotion to keep it from getting crusty.... even if she's Cold and wet and dirty, she looks mighty purdy...I keep thinking about my Corpse Oshi... i'm going crazy...
>>30437815>>30437858I would love to hear her sing sonic songs
Where is the tweet for Gura?
>>30437742>>30437457The no one!
>>30437593>dalton trumbo>warpedorangemanface.jpg
>>30437618My narrative is that Risu saw the threads complaining about her only speaking Indo and advised her to use more English and JP.
Mazda3 hatchback premium trim is looking good. 2019 used with low miles is around $22k USD. The only thing that worries me is the ride quality. I'm coming from 2005 Celica so I want something that has a comfy ride. Someone mentioned the Hyundai Veloster N is a pretty fun hot hatch.
>>30437873I hate that I know you as a regular poster now and agree with you
>>30437742I'm not sure if that is pepeloni...
>>30437706Dayum, what kinda stupid are you?
Holy shit, she called minecraft autists wizards. 30 y.o. Virgins btfo.
>>30437882Imagine flipping the plate in her hand
I just woke up, how much progress has Gura made in Minecraft?
>>30437867Obviously Gura, but Ina is a pretty good contender.
>minecraft wizardsJUST CALL THEM WHAT THEY AREAUTISTS
>>30437743Gura was talking about the boomer song
>>30437769>>30437766TIL the bullfrog song wasn't called "jeremiah was a bullfrog"
>>30437826Unsubbed, I played along with the sister thing but not anymore. Fuck her.
>>30437873>He unironically buys into yuri pandering
>>30437826Kind of crinch.
>>30437846Haha dumb americans
>>30436340
These JPbros are alright
>>30437826If people actually believe those two are the same person they seriously need to get their ears checked
>>30437905Same.
>>30437826who do you think shills her streams here?
>the BGM fuck.. my blain is meltying guys yamete kudastop...
>>30437905Take thishttps://streamable.com/f61j5u
>>30437905She has a necromancer boyfriend anon....
>>30437865None. It's too broken to play.
>>30437851I hope she can get just as obsessed about new things
>>30437873More like oishii
>>30437905cool
>>30437865Korone?
>>30437846Haha dumb americans.t. american
>>30437906They made a fucking press release.
>>30437802Well at least YT sort of makes money now so Google can't use the excuse anymore.
>>30437749I barely even know what Fate is.
>>30437775Unlimited cunny works
why are there so many more russians lately. I know one of you speaks vodka, explain!
>>30437890I'm more of a texture-based taster so a lack of taste isn't really an issue for me but I can see how it could be for others.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>30437906Not JP = irrelevant
>>30437823Are you blind? Almost all Holos are affected.
IM SO STUPID I WAS WATCHING THE CREEPER FARM VOD INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL STREAM NO WONDER I KEPT GETTING DEJA VU
>>30437913Who in the fuck wants to appeal ID public when 95% of your chat it''s on EN?
>>30437846please andastand third worlders need to feel superior somehow
>>30437865None since Ame's computer is busted and she's the only one who's scheduled it
>>30437922>tfw a 30 year old autistic virgin that never got into Minecraftwhere did this meme come from
bros wtf what if the horse dies
>>30437943God tier pun
>>30437846>yuros>SA spics>SEAniggersImplying you should give two fucks about any of them. Daily reminder eating pizza in a bath is king shit and most of them probably don't even have own one due to the size. Showers only.
>>30437871I would cry tears of despair and my heart would shatter a million pieces..
>>30437788Josephposting peaked with the TTGL edit. It can only go downhill from here so it's best to put an end to it while it's still at its high.
You got yer ticket to Holofest 2nd?Imagine if you did
>>30437906Anon, 1 million is a consolation prize now. The top three spots are already taken.
>>30437950>The really throaty laughs she does sometimesI want to be friends with Ollie
>>30437871Ill travel to Japan and blow his head off
>Moona has her Buba>He is more annoying than the originalBUBA
>>30437950Thanks I like it.
Holy shit.. when Gura mentioned 2nd fes, the chat just went "2nd gen?" "what's that?" "is it free on youtube". Jesas!
>>30437858By the sound of things she was a playstation kid, so probably nothing before heroes...
>>30437983>what if the horse diesI guess it would die?
>>30437980better wait for any potentials yabaio in the game and bugs to be patched
>did you get your tickets?Gura stop telling people to contract the virus.
>>30437974anonchama....
>>30437905>
>>30437846Why are you arguing with people who live in mud huts, this is an American website. Its our website, 3rd worlders can get fucked.
>>30437926what? oh, i guess you're right. she is playing minecraft. i was listening to her talk.
So many membered chumbuddies don't know about hololive 2nd fes. I bet these people only know Gura and Amelia.
>>30437826>based and blackpilledcrinch and unsubbed
>>30437846Thirdworlders let us live rent free in their heads (not like it would cost much with their useless currencies)
>tennis ball is still thereAme has accepted that it's a tennis racket now?
>>30438004Holy shit.
>>30437826Is she talking about how people here were saying her past life was Sk*ttycat?
>>30437945it's an early rrat that stuck because no one listened to either girl>>30437991don't they cost money
Mouth cunny T o T
>>30437940Thank you anon
>>30437981>never got into MinecraftWhat about Terraria?
>>30437826>"gura onegai... your sister is streaming..." poster is actually Kana herselfHow did I not see this coming
>>30437999It's not a dog on moona stream....
>>30437816>>30437882Don't mind if I do.
>>30437974you're falling for the time loop hard anonchama
>>30437950auuhhh.... her cute cackling brings peace to my tormented soul.... oh how i love this corpse...
>>30437999EN Buba x ID Buba collab when?
>>30437905Based zomrade
>>30437968Gura has happily recognised Russians multiple times in the last few weeks, she's tried to say their greetings and various words. The same thing would happen with spics if she said spanish words
>>30438015Unfortunately most of the people that watch HoloEN don't even know about the rest of the Holo's>Sora? Who's that?
Where does the gura boomer meme come from? She's 22.
>>30437926What's progress? She's talking.
>>30438015>I bet these people only know Gura and Amelia.More like they only know Gura. This is why she's the most popular after all.
>>30438038was kind of boring
>>30437926Idk I watch for her amazing voice
>>30438002The perks of being an mpvfag
Narrativebros, why does Moona have a baby crying on stream?
>>30438028Is she though? I'll watch her streams if she's really Skits.
>>30438054from zoomers
>>30437788>>30437756what am I supposed to do with my jospeh pics? just delete them?
>>30437974retardchama...
>>30437716>plant basedno thanks, i don't want to become a woman
>>30437873Still don't believe this rrat.
>>30437936Miko hates men even more than Kiara but because she's a cute JP no one minds it
>>30438015Yeah, also HERfags.
>>30438067MILF
>>30437976Reine...
>>30437950NECROMANCY ISN'T REALUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30438067She pooped a baby from all the burgers she ate.
>reorganize my sh-- stuffIT'S H
>>30437967if you enjoy it, all the more power to you, especially if you are eating it for health reasons
>>30436950https://files.catbox.moe/48o9s3.mp3
>>30437926Progress in what?
>>30437905After much deliberation I've decided that the zombie is very good and I love her, I'm going to marry her. I will become the leader of Holostars EN and bring her to the US where I will get her a green card and we will perform Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon dance routines and kiss under a flickering streetlamp in the rain while confessing that for years we've been fantasizing about being together. She'll grab onto my chest and say "I'm just cold right now." and I'll make a joke by starting to recite a standard wedding vows speech but she'll join in and about halfway through we'll be earnestly saying our vows to eachother. This will culminate in the Zoombie saying "I do" and I'll awkwardly hug her really right and say "I do too." The scene will end with a highly chroeographed dance routine set to the song Cut To The Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen. Multiple background dancers on bicycles with light up wheels and calculated rain with strobe lights to freeze the droplets midair will be involved. The final move will be Ollie jumping into my arms from a death spiral position and we'll kiss as the stage lights go down. The stagehands will try to separate us behind the curtain during a set change but we'll be so in love that our lips will be locked for at least a few minutes, this will force the crew to call a brief intermission and begin thanking supachats while they prepare the next setpieces and give us our time together.
>>30437800She posted that like several hours earlier so she's not here
>Likes HuskiesGod I love those good bois like you wouldn't believe
>>30437906Isn't Gura the only one they made a fucking press release about?
>huskiesUgh, they never shut the fuck up.
Wowowowowowow
Huskybois wy@
What breed is Korone?
AAAAHHH SHE GETS BETTER EVERYDAYI LOVE YOU GURA! T u T
bar bura
Gura doesn't like black dogs...
>>30437775The things we can't obtain are the most beautiful ones.
>>30437945Mori could drop a vocaroo here and people would call her a faggot.
>>30438072Always hold onto old memes as an archive of the past. Historical relics. It's great for a trip down memory lane someday in the future.
>Likes HuskiesFuck Wazoo yeah
I HAVE A HUSKY LATER LOSERSSSSSS
>>30437574>>30437796Do you think Gura had abnormally heavy/prolonged menstrual bleeding? it would certainly explain why she has orthostatic hypotension symptoms (fainting when changing positions) due to chronic anemia
>Gura is a doggo poster
>>30438093>>30438094duality
Can anyone guess how hard it'll be to make an add-on or user script to let us go to channels in chat integrated into UI?Similar to this site: https://gotochannel.err.tokyo/#
>>30438082kek
gura's wet legs...
>>30438054Boomer is a state of mind
UOHHH LICKING WATER OFF GURA'S THIGHS
>>30438067It's Pekora
SHE'S WET
>>30438067Shes babysitting for Gura
This shark is gonna make me drink
gura is wet right now
>Wet legUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>gura talks with her handsCute
>>30438029Yeah, like 100 bucks if you want both days.
BRACETHE THREAD IS GOING HYPERSPEED
Gura's legs are wet RIGHT NOW
Gura confirmed dogfucker
>i like corgi buttYou just know
>>30437844Thanks man. Gonna go and join and do some ASMR reps
SHE'S WET UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30438072just bury them in your external hard drive and go through the folder in a year or two for nostalgia
>>30436818His stuff still has an added noise floor. I'm guessing he's using some loopback recording that has filters.
Dog breeds that Gura likes:>Huskies>Samoyeds>Shiba Inu>Dalmations>Golden Retrievers>CorgisHonorary mention:>Corgi butt bread
I actually hate this faggot so muchhttps://twitter.com/WooHooLad/status/1336528592813973505
>>30438093>>30438094Duality of man
i want to be the water she just spilled
>>30438093>>30438094The duality of man
>>30438101This
>>30438078
>>30438111oh yea? prove it!
I can't believe Gura wet herself on stream again.
>>30438101Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
>>30438067It should be obvious, good hunter. You're watching the Moon(a) Presence, after all..
She isn't going to dry up all the water she just spilled on herself?
>>30437870A dangerous Rrat
drawfags please help us...
>likes corgi butt/hlg/ bros ww@??
Has she mentioned anything about the Shion birthday message?
DOG BUTS GET GURA WET
>>30438085OOCHA
>>30437950God Dammit
>>30437287I literally saw the video of that one literally who thot chuuba getting fucked posted on twitter as "vtuber drama" hours after it was posted in these threads, its a month old video that nobody cared about til then.
>>30438090>carly rae jepsen>not corpse grindin man from Harley Poeyou are UNWORTHY.
>only mentioned medium/large breeds except for corgiesUh...
>>30438067Her family seen last night Ina stream and are trying to get a speedrun any% with the infant leaving it in care of moona focused on minecraft
>>30437905Another crazy zomrade
>>30438142>>30438143White girls love ___ ____
>>30438054she is 9000 though
>>30438151he has small balls lmao
>>30438015To be fair I don't think it's come up in any EN stream I watched
>I love lathering myself in peanut butter and getting fucked by HuskiesUhhhh Gura? That's not family friendly...
>>30438151Quit posting this fuckhead.
>>30438152>>30438154chumbud hivemind
>>30438180We've already known for months she's a size queen.
JOE MAMA
>>30438067It's kosher for there to be children in the background of South, Southeast Asian streamers. They're still reproducing.
>>30438015Very likely. Gura has a massive audience that doesn't seem to move beyond her.
>>30438152>>30438154The duality of manmind
>brain went to PUDDIPUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI GIGA PUDDI
J O E
>>30437890>>30437967I used to be vegetarian and in my experience the trick with fake meat is to avoid anything that tries to make it the centerpiece. It's at its best in something like chili where the spices and other ingredients help disguise it better.
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Ina_ is best EN
>>30438050>>30437968I remember one pre-chat was literally 90% Russians I’m not even kidding, they are surprisingly active in her fanbase
>>30437974Anon...
>>30437628It hit Ina particularly hard due to the nature of the walking simulator but if you aren't close to family it's just a story of Darwin Awards and mental illnesses.
Surprised Ame didn't tweet about the problems with her new PC. As an "influencer" she really shouldn't be buying this stuff through the same paths as normie consumers anyway. If she literally just put out a thread asking for recommendations for prebuilt PC companies with 3080s/3090s I'm sure a few would show up in her replies and even expedite delivery/jump her to the top of the line. Fubuki had a whole conversation with Sharp on her twitter a couple months ago so it's not exactly unprecedented.Though I guess Ame has the problem of feeling bad about shilling for stuff while simultaneously having a poorfag mentality.
First Ted, now JoeToo many yabs...
>>30437111This makes me feel better about my Japanese.
Joe Rogen!
When will Gura stop playing around and finally show HER true form?
>Gura mocking the dox faggots
>Cyberpunk spoilersNo one is happy, that's the spoiler
>>30437826Pretty audacious if true, but I respect that. It's fucking hard to get noticed so it's hard to hold it against her.
>>30437846The U.S lives rent free in the heads of Spics and Euros the same way Mori lives rent free in /hlgg/'s head
>>30437950best laugh in hololive hands down
>>30438116Not related to huskies whatsoever but this image just reminded me that I really want to have sex with Okayu
I don't expect anything from this place and they still manage to disappoint me, I go away for a few hours and I give it a quick look and it's all the same, and I think it will continue to be that way for a loooong time but who knows.
>>30438204This is true
>>30438151every time you post one of his tweets I like it
>>30436950Poltato Omurice
>>30438193>>30438198
>>30438216Kys
>>30437890>>30437817I'am all for variety but I'm not buying meat replacements for twice the price
>>30437845It looks like something that would have been made back in the good old days of /jp/ honestly.
>>30437788>>30437756/hlg/fag here, who the fuck is joseph and why should i give a shit
>>30438173Nope.
>>30437412I thought some anon had read this, but it was just Haadchama. Someone should get to it.
>>30438229BASED
>Is Cyberpunk going to live up to everyone's expectations?>I feel really bad for the developers, supposedly it's really buggy, they must be really stressed right now>I wanted to play it but I don't think my PC can handle itkek, Gura has seen the clips floating around of the shitshow
>>30438222I was talking to a dude who is swearing up an down that the day 1 patch will fix all the issues.
>>30438210breaking out of a poorfag mentality is unironically difficult
....i thought she said she's gonna talk about a different three-letter j word....
>>30438216After you suck my dick dry.
>>30438213You just know someone has mentioned vtubers to Joe at some point, just not on-air yet.
>>30438210Oh yeah, wouldn't be surprised if she got several brands just itching for a chance to hop on the Hololive EN train
>>30437735Lewis...You were headed places...
>>30438244Go back dogfucker
What are her stats, typing, and movepool?
Ame won't be able to play Cyberpunk now that her 3080 broke.....
>>30438244Go back or lurk more
>Ame's gonna play it? I hope so.;-;
>>30438067No baby! https://streamable.com/3qqeb8
>>30438216She already did, you can't see it because of your HERfag glasses
I need more menhera tv reine edits.
>>30438173Not publically but she probably had sweaty discord sex with her.
>>30438229We need more holo girls with breeding bodies
>upgrading PC soon
>>30438184Yes! i am crazy. KUREIJI OLLIE!
>>30438210They should have tried the coco approach. Try to appeal to a company and have them send you free shit.
>>30438054No she isn't
now that's a weird way to pronounce "putty".
>>30438244Do your pekora clip reps dogfucker
>>30437906They waited until the 2 holos they actually wanted to reach 1 million got it so they could continue to pretend Gura didn't reach it first.https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1325716088508743680
Gura confirmed upgrading her PC eventually.
>>30438255i'm getting FO 76 vibes from this shit
What are the odds of Ame actually streaming Cyberpunk tomorrow at 23 FPS?
>>30438180Small dogs are little shits.
pooti
>>30438252I like how she talks so vaguely some stuff when she already has an opinion on it and it slowly comes out
>>30438103Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
>>30438229I love this fat cat!
>>30438252<span class="sjis">EAR PUNCH CAR JACK[/spoiler]
>>30437983it would be extremely painful
>>30438244of course an hlgfag appears the moment dogs are the topic
>Poody>Not putty Gura, your pronunciation reps...
Puttychads rise up
>>30438292unlikely
This is beyond boomer.
I've never heard it pronounced like that.
>>30438268Interesting that she doesn't look at her schedule.
>>304382921%
Silly cooni??
gura applied silly putty to newspapers before the switch from petroleum to onions-based ink.
PUDDI PUDDI
What is this putty pronunciation, sounds like some kind of great lakes accent
>Silly Putty is oldThey still sell it Gura... it's not all fortnite dances and tik toks...
Guys, Gura is making me feel old...
>>30438255It'll be an interesting release either way. If it runs like shit on a 3080 then pc gaming is fucking dead.
>>30437905>>30438090I swear to god. I'll get to the bottom of zomrade demographic soon. You people sound like a mix of teamates and deadbeats.>falseflaggers>spammers>Insane pasta>Inane single-word responses
>>30437846America lives rent free in yuropeans heads.
>>30438285Cope, nutsacki. Trinity wins, peko loses
>Gura mentioning something from before my time for onceI don't feel so old now
What the fuck is Silly Putty
>>30438301What?
>>30438291Tbh fallout 76 is a pretty ok game now
>>30438319her accent is all over the place, but i think this is just a mispronunciation.
>why is my brain so scattered?>it's a really bad feelingi know gura, i know..........
>>30438292Most likely going to be LA Noire instead.
>>30438291No I don't think it's that bad. FO was literally day after day, week after week of shitshows.
>>30436902man EN really has spoiled you fags
>>30438325It's cuh-razy posting, you never know what you're gonna get.
Ame chama...Her new computer dying is the best thing that could happen to herhttps://arch-img.b4k.co/v/1607313657814.webm
>>30438292From the looks of the bugs i will be surprised if she stream it more than once.
>>30438151>He/Him/She/Herhuh?????????????
She's so young but calls herself a boomer... but I'm a lot older than her. What does this make me...
Gura managed to play with silly putty without ever hearing its name said out loud
>>30438244He's some some twitterfag who always seems to reply positively to all the Holo girls' tweets.
>>30436902retard
>>30438306>>30438311Hahah... Who the fuck pronounce it like that. Hahah....
>>30438113Please don't bait the period tracking autists with this post. Of course we wouldn't have a clue about her period. Jesas.
>27 usd akakek
>>30437871Do everything in my power to find him and kill his entire family as well as him.
>>30438342Good
>>30438325sorry i haven't been on /HLG/ in a while, I typed that shit out myself. but yeah i love every hololive member. been busy trying to fix my v-tuber model
>pc fund>2000 rupees>$27
>₹What fucking fantasy currency is this?
Silly Putty was fidget cube shit before they made that. It was for ADHD kids to keep their brains busy so they don't set fire to the curtains or interrupt class.
>impromptu ukulele holy based
>>30438144Welcome to clown world bro.
>>30436902anon...
>>30437950she is on cocaine
LIVE MUSIC TIME OH FUCK
>SUDDENTLY A CONCERT Kino stream
but we WANT to hear you scream Gura
Does Gura come across as actual ADHD or is my autism going too far
UKELELE G-GUYS IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING SURVIVE THIS.
>>30438354
>Ame wants to play RDR2 after LA Noire. She's never gonna handle it's slower pace and length but man some fun moments could come out of it.
>>30438356It's either a jab at retards who put their pronouns in bio or him being cheeky cuz he's a dude with a female avatar
>>30438356Gay but not tranny (yet) probably
KINO INCOMING
>35 smackaroons
>>30438354JESAS
>>30438366Maybe she can buy some stickers or a custom spacebar.
Why did she mute?
>>30438377pajeet.....
>>30438377poo in the loo
LIVE UKE HAPPENING
No thoughts, head empty
>Gura does all these 30+ things>HURR DURR she's 22 because some trannies said so
>>30438216She needs to absorb Shion and Aqua first before she can become Super Perfect Gura
>>30438354>43 gig day 1 update>Still buggy as hellThat's some bethesda tier incompetence right there.
Oh my god we're getting live ukelele
MOONAAAAAAAAAA
>₹ is that the pokemon currencyCan she buy TM 28 with it
Big boy..
She's talking about me.
Ukelele!
BIG BOI
Karaoke yes
>>30438117I'm looking at the HTML right now for an individual chat message and I don't see any references to a user id, only a chat message id. The menu on the right for block/report must have the user id stored somewhere but its likely in javascript.Checking the network tab, there is a "clientId" field on the message objects sent back from the get_live_chat endpoint. it doesn't seem to look like a channel id, typing it into the url like a channel id returns an error.The live chat api might have resources to look up a channel based on this "clientId" but I'm too lazy to look through it. Either way, making another API call for every chat message to get channel information seems unfeasible.Very difficult, at least from my 5 minutes of investigation
>>30438394definitely actual ADHD, yes
To the people who called me a dumbass for calling Guras bgm on sunday a ukulele: get fucked idiot
Post the first pic of your oshi that you saved.
gura is SO CUTE that they give her ukuleles FOR FREE
>>30436753I didn't. The one iofi guy isn't even a member
Gura playing one ukulele with her hands and the other ukulele with her feet...
>>30438397Ohhhhhhhh FUCK why does Ame do everything I want Gura to do? Jesus I can't wait for that.
>>30437974God I love this place.
>>30437733>There's no way it's still bugged.as long as youtube does not say its fixed it ain't fixed you retard
Gura showing us her big boy.
>>30438354I'm so glad I don't give a shit about this game.
>>30438424I googled it, it's rupees, so monopoly money
>>30438417Nothing she does is 30+ you underage retard
>>30438417I'm 22... and I relate to a lot of her interests. except for bath pizza
>>30438440
>>30438417And we have 31,000+ listening and watching
>>30438424kek
>>30438244It's /v/ fellating their e-celebs.
>>30438417I thought I was 19 but I must be 40 then
>>30436844Yeah
>>30437974Anonchama....
>zatsudan disguised as a Minecraft streamPerfect.
>>30438417More because she got doxed you idiot
>>30436771Kiara used to be their favorite even calling her an honorary HoloJP.From what I've seen shit went downhill starting with the PekoraKiara collab.
Ame quick, turn the stream off
>>30438394>>30438438She acts like regular woman.
This fucking brat!
>>30438354I have a friend who has been looking forward to this for years and I may need to put him on suicide watch because of this.
>>30438424
>This is my stream I'll do what I wantFBK 2.0
>>30438360oh that faggot with the jiren edit, good
>>30438420It's the standard AAA industry move now.
>this isn't really a minecraft stream, it's a zatsudan disguised as a minecraft stream, but it's my stream I do what I want ha ha haHoly fuck I love this girl
This goddamn sharkbrain is firing off wildly
I LOVE YOU GURA! T u T
Mfw all those Alas for Gura new pc fund... Anya someone please save her from her PC that can only play visual novels...
AHHHHHHHHHH GURA I KNEEL
WHAT A TREAT T u T
>>30438397I just hope she can handle it. She doesn't really seem capable of completing long campaigns like some other holos such as Korone are.
>>30438440it's Mori
>The word "superchat" left her lips and Gura instantly lost 1.5k viewersthat was S W I F T
>>30438325Teamates and deadbeats are two sides of same coin so it doesn't surprise me they converged on the zoombie
>>30438417im 21 and i played with silly putty as a kid so how old does that make you? faggot
ever since the other day with botan ive been noticing a big influx of russian posters, what gives?
CUTE
are you playing the ukelele along with her, /hlgg/?
holy fuck i am going to die this is so cute
>>30438417there's a room tour where she clearly sounds like a teen and has like a 2012 iMac as her computerShe's not 30 dude.
bros...we don't deserve gura
wtf Gura can actually play it that's crazy
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!!
T o T
AbsolutelyKino
>Gura singingMy ears have been blessed
>>30438354Gotta balance things out somehow.
MY HEART IS MELTING. OH GOD.
God Gura is so cute
>>30437710She is releasing a set of short shit post videos in celebration of Yagoo's Bday. There may be 4 more to go. Either that or she's gone totally nuts.
>KINOKINO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I LOVE YOU GURA
Oh fuck bros I might gosling
>having clouds of negative thoughts>ukulele gura>suddenly the road ahead is bright
I feel nothing as usual
my heart...i'm not going to make it
>>30438354You're joking. You HAVE to be kidding. This is gonna be worse that FO76 on launch.God the fallout is gonna suck.
>figuring out how to play her BGM on ukelele live on streamHOLY FUCK SHE'S SO CUTE AND TALENTED
Is there anything this shark cannot do?
>>30438397I don't even feel like RDR2 was that slow paced it's just that it kept fucking going
My soul is healed
>I have a girlfriendNANI
Gura heals me in ways I didn't know were possible
>>30438455>>30438457>>30438468>>30438473>>30438504>>30438509None of you faggots has ever played with silly putty and she was "doxxed" by literal schizo trannies
I see people baiting for doxxposts, so I'm tapping out of these threads for tonight. Goodnight chumbuds, the Apex collab was fun with you all.
Do we actually deserve Gura? I’m serious
Oh Gura...
>>30438354You got the car jacking clip?
>>30438474Bullshit
>luv Ame>luv Ukulele streams>Gura whips out her ownTeaMates I want to get along with the Chumbuds but I feel attacked right now. Someone call me a faggot so I can get over it.
Ah yes, C7
>>30438526Both very believable and not mutually exclusive.
Cute
BANJO UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
BUT I WANT THE BANJO
something something white girl ukulele
>>30438548fuck no
>>30438440Can you guess which?
How hard it is to play ukulele compared to guitar?
>>30438420This is without the patch, we won't truly know till the game is out, that could also be a high level enemy.
>can't name chords>but can play by soundis she a savant
Gooruh....
>She's just accidentally musically giftedWhat a great accident.
>>30438548We really don't... but I'm going to treasure her while she's here.
>>30438546>None of you faggots has ever played with silly puttyBut I have>and she was "doxxed" by literal schizo tranniesYeah fuck the doxxfags but they were still right, idiot
>>30438548No. The gods took pity on us when they made her.
>>30438505by posters you mean here or SC donations? because i'm pretty sure i remember she had russians (and a bunch of other nationalities) translating in her streams in the beginning
>>30438420Reminder there's going to be a follow up immediately after and I doubt it'll be less than 20gb
This is making me want to buy an acoustic...
>>30438548we don't
>>30438354streaming this disaster at launch would have been a great opportunity for entertainment and views
>>304385482020 was shit as compensation for Gura existing
>>30438485>mfw rubles and rupees are basically equal value
>>30438520Sasuga Ultimate Lucky Detective...
>>30438544Girlfriend, wife and kids
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>5ch was rightKek
>>30438542All the holding of buttons to do stuff triggers the shit out of ADHD'ers.
>>30438546>None of you faggots has ever played with silly puttyYes I have you fucker
>>30438548Nope
>>30438557>not being bothgurame is the true path
I LOVE YOU, GURA!!!
>>30438585sorry, i meant chatters in streams. maybe its just some sort of bias
She's teasing us with the ukelele concert... Fucking brat...