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Would you take it /jp/?

>> No.3042465

I don't think our relationship has gotten to that stage yet, but only an ass would reject gifts out of hand.

>> No.3042495

I ask her if she wants to play fetch.

>> No.3042507

It better not be some dead thing she found in the backyard.

>> No.3042565

>>3042458

I'd gladly accept after I get out of hospital from my sudden heart problems.

>> No.3042604

>>3042507
Cats do that, not dogs.

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>>3042565

>>Uu-uu, pay attention to me!

Enjoy death.

>> No.3042608

more moemizi

>> No.3042612

>>3042604
My dog used to do that. Almost every week he'd bring something dead up to our porch.

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>>3042612
He was trying to send you a message - that he wished it was you.

>> No.3042657 [DELETED] 

>>3041625

640x480

Same as always.

>> No.3042680 [DELETED] 

>>3042657
Huh. You'd think they'd at least bump it up to 1024x these days.

>> No.3042682 [DELETED] 

the picture of Ryukishi07 he looked like he had a 8 year old gateway with a 14 inch crt. Japanese have shitty computers or laptops why do you think there are no Japanese pc games besides for doujin games that can run on shit from 10 years ago.

>> No.3042683

>>3042607

I'd gladly accept death by HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG.

>> No.3042698

I'll take it to my grave.

>> No.3042717

>>3042698
We're waiting, then. You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

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That one hu--fffuugh

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ℳℴℯmizi

>> No.3042778 [DELETED] 

>>3042742
So what? We play VNs on PS3 now?

Also, isn't Chaos;Head Noah 720p, IIRC?

>> No.3042788

Pop.

>> No.3042792

aw,
I will always remember that story where she shits her intestines out after eating some chocolate.

>> No.3042795
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Moemizi is the best Touhou, and the biggest gangster in Gensokyo.

>> No.3042811

>>3042792

She loved it though.

>> No.3042826

I don't know, I don't really like Momizi that much, but I guess I would take that dress and panties off and fuck her frmo behind

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MOREMIZI!

>> No.3042854

>>3042844
Now post the other image...

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>>3042795
THIS IS TRUE

>> No.3042863

my images are too unorganized for moremizi ;_;

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More Inuysha.

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>>3042870
oh you

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MOREMIZI

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More Amaterasu

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;_;

>> No.3042968

>>3042935

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>> No.3043021

Moemizi chocolate story plz

>> No.3043037
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MOREMIZI

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more!

>> No.3043201
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MOREMIZI

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>> No.3043327

My sister loves this dog and I don't know why. She didn't even talk in the game, what is there to like her for?

>> No.3043334 [DELETED] 

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://pooshlmor.com/wakaba/wakaba.html (o = e)

>6926e9fbc907fea58a1c5adce058e4bf

>> No.3043344

>>3043334
>(o = e)

Excuse me, but which o do I have to replace with e?

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>>3043327

what ISNT there to like?

>> No.3043359

>>3043344
poeshlmer

>> No.3043378

Notice sion's thread doesn't get spammed.

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>> No.3043414 [DELETED] 

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://poosalmer.com/wakaba/wakaba.html (a = h)

>6973e9fbc907fea58a1c5adce058e4bf

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Syamemaru's bitch

>> No.3043427

>>3042458
A loyal dog girl, I'd take one yes.

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>>3043414
So much trouble to get people onto this shitty board that nobody cares about. If you want people to like your board maybe stop spamming it all the fucking time? If you just want to piss people off maybe link to something that will piss them off and not your boring board.

>> No.3043443 [DELETED] 

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://poosalmer.com/wakaba/wakaba.html (a = h)

>6976e9fbc907fe4g58a1c5adce058e4bf

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What are you doing, stop that. You are a dog, you're not a monkey.

>> No.3043464

>>3043444
Yeah, that's why he's posting a board he doesn't like.

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is it wrong if I want to drive my penis very hard into her?

;_;

>> No.3043479

>>3043444
He's trolling and trying to start shit between the two boards, which you are falling for.

Also http://pooshlmer.com/whkhbh/whkhbh.html doesn't work

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>>3043464
If it linked to lastmeasure or something I would get it but this is just retarded.

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>>3043479
Oh that's at least moderately clever. I thought it was just a url redirect to ∀non talk

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MOREMIZI

>> No.3043508 [DELETED] 

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://poosalmer.com/wakaba/wakaba.html (a = h)

>6976e435gc907fea58a1c5adce058e4bf

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>>3043498
Yes sir

>> No.3043522

>>3043482
Small shield.

>> No.3043549

>>3042458
WAIT MOMIJI, CANINES CAN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE.
FFFFFUUUUUUU.

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MOREMIZI

>> No.3043689

>>3043021
2nd

>> No.3043700 [DELETED] 

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://poosalmer.com/wakaba/wakaba.html (a = h)

>69435r4rd4bc907fea58a1c5adce058e4bf

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>>3043549
You silly negro. In Japan the girl gives chocolate to the guy.

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MOREMIZI

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>> No.3044153

Chocolate story where?

>> No.3044396

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2866575#p2866634

Chocolate story on the archive.

>> No.3044515

>>3044396

Bumping the chocolate story.

>> No.3044586

>>3044396

And again due to a certain flood.

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>>3044396
this...is disturbing....

>> No.3044712

>>3044703

And yet extremely fappable.

>> No.3044736

>>3044396
Lovely futa fanfiction.

>> No.3044809

>>3044736

It's a shame that the rest of his fanfiction isn't quite as good. Seeing Momozi breaking down from chocolate is love.

>> No.3045045

I barfed. woof.

>> No.3045068

>>3045045

You barfed to the greatest love story ever told?

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Grown-up or loli, Momizi is still moe.

>> No.3045470

>>3045157

Loli Moemizi is best.

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>>3045501

>> No.3045635

>>3045501

Why isnt she being fed chocolate?

>> No.3045647 [DELETED] 

>>3042458
OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Reeeetardchaan forever now:

www.
ANOW
- W + N
TALK
.com

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Borough of Royersford


Borough


Country
United States


State
Pennsylvania


County
Montgomery


Area
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0.7 sq mi (1.8 km²)


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Center
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>> No.3045667

>>3045635
YOU SICK PIECE OF FUCK

>> No.3045724

>>3045667

But she loves the chocolate.

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Would you fondle Momiji's tail?

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My wafu~

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>> No.3045786

>>3045724
Loves it to death you horrible little thing.

>> No.3045798

>>3045745
source?

>> No.3045805

>>3045786

At least she'll have died in extreme pleasure.

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>> No.3045854 [DELETED] 

>>3042458
OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Reeeetardchaan forever now:

www.
ANOW
- W + N
TALK
.com

-- Where SMART Internet users hang! Are you a smartie or a dumbass?

The actual plates


Vehicle registration plates of Cyprus are composed of three letters and three numbers (e.g. ABC 123). The exact permitted dimensions of Cypriot license plates are similar to their British counterparts. Currently, characters must be in black. The front plate has a white background and the rear plate is yellow. The license plates are written in the same Latin script type used on British license plates, and the plates are made of metal instead of plastic.

[edit] System
1930 to 1956


1

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Moremiji :x

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>> No.3045915

>>3045805

Even as this scene unfolds making your stomach heave, even as your lovely wife dies in front of your eyes, you cannot control your body.

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>> No.3045936

Chon and Mamozi are the bestest touhoues.

>> No.3045938

I'd play strip-shogi with Momiji. Just because she sucks at it.

>> No.3045942 [DELETED] 

>>3042458
OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Reeeetardchaan forever now:

www.
ANOW
- W + N
TALK
.com

-- Where SMART Internet users hang! Are you a smartie or a dumbass?

Medal record
Igor Lukashin


Men's Diving


Competitor for  Russia


Olympic Games


Gold
2000 Sydney
Platform Synchro


World Championships


Bronze
1998 Perth
Platform Synchro


European Championships


Silver
1997 Seville
Platform Synchro


Igor Vladimirovich Lukashin (Russian: Игорь Владимирович Лукашин; born August 7, 1979 in Penza) is Russian diver who, along with Dmitri Sautin, won the gold medal at the 2000 Summer Olympics in the Men's 10m Platform Synchronized even

>> No.3045955

>>3045938
What do you gain from being naked in front of her?

>> No.3045969

>>3045915

Seeing my waifu in extreme pleasure is worth it.

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>> No.3046017 [DELETED] 

>>3042458
OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Reeeetardchaan forever now:

www.
ANOW
- W + N
TALK
.com

-- Where SMART Internet users hang! Are you a smartie or a dumbass?

Alluitz
Alluitz from the east, and part of the crests.


Elevation
1,034 metres (3,392 ft)


Location
Biscay, Spain


Range
Basque mountains


Prominence
88 m


Coordinates
43°10′16.91″N 2°38′20.26″W / 43.1713639°N 2.6389611°W / 43.1713639; -2.6389611


First ascent
1867


Easiest route
From Atxarte (290 m)
"Devil's Pass" - "Infernuko Zubia".


Alluitz (also Aitlluiz or Ailuitz ) is a peak of Biscay, Basque Country (Spain), 1,034.3 metres high.

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>> No.3046053

Why don't we just give her Carob then? I hear that tastes like chocolate when properly processed. And dogs don't die from it either.

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Suddenly, ZUN.

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>> No.3046098

>>3046053
I suggest you eat carob first.

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>> No.3046233

>>3046053

I don't think carob will drive her crazy with ecstasy though.

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damn, I managed to miss the previous postings of the chocolate story, but then my morbid curiosity made me follow the archive link... fuck ;_; I couldn't even make myself actually read all of it, I just skimmed it, but that was enough. I still find that one Mystia bad end fanfic more horrible though.

Of course the chocolate fic is incredibly exaggerated, while it can potentially kill a dog, it certainly doesn't cause Ebola-like disintegration of internal organs; death would be most likely from nerve damage. Plus it depends on the dog's size and the type of chocolate (baking and semisweet are far more toxic than milk chocolate). Momizi would have to eat like 30+ chocolate bars just to start showing signs of poisoning. So the end of the story is a lie, and we can all feel better.

inb4 fascinating.jpg

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>> No.3049210

>>3048183

A story about a fictional character.. is fictional? No way. I wanted my waifu to have experienced the most intense ecstasy while having her intestines fucked and coughing blood.

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fun fact: wolves have straight tails and dogs have curled tails

see danbooru for full translation

>> No.3049864

>>3049210
you and me both.

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