/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3042517
Yes.

Especially because it would probably involve Battler being dominated at least once.

1 - With Ryukishi07's art? No.

2 - With someone else's art? Quite possibly.

Only if they didn't leave out the Maria route.

I'd enjoy it alright

>>3042529
I wont with Ryukishi07's art!

>>3042530
it would be just like discipline, expect better

Only if you could date the aunts, and your stepmom and cousins.

I'd only play it if it was an eroge.

Yes. But the story would need to be rewritting to fit it.
I would take the non ero version though.

>>3042517
Only if 6-year old Ange has a sex scene.

>>3042517
Of course.
I can already imagine raping first and kill later.
Or maybe kill first and then rape the corpse.

>>3042566
Yeah, the epitaph would need a reworking. The first twilight would be a gangbang.

>>3042579
It doesn't matter what you do to the bodies as long as you restore them afterwords, right?

>>3042579

Oh damm. I am already imagining goat gangbang.

>>3042579
Oh god. When they make the inevitable live-action ero movies.

Instead of stakes, there will be dildos. Replace every sharp instrument with a dildo. Seven Dildo Sisters.

the first twilight should be an orgy of 6 people

Rape the face and kill

>>3042594
Even better: all of the women will not in any way resemble Umineko characters, and there will be that inevitable scene where a whole bunch of guys (possibly wearing goat masks, but probably not even that) hold dildos against the girls.
Why is Japanese 3D porn so terrible?

>>3042605
Because it's directed by people that have no sense of aesthetic.

If /jp/ made a porno, it'd be awesome.

>>3042605
For the same reason most 3D porn is terrible.

>>3042610
And seized by the FBI almost immediately.

>>3042611
Fuck you. You obvious have never seen the Assmaster series.

>>3042610
japanese bird fucking spaghetti

>>3042610
If /jp/ made a porn it would star ZUN!bar and Jones and would be a hit.

>>3042626
Stop trying to force that shit.

>>3042614
We'd have to make sure we complied with the... relevant laws concerning such things.

No. It would be shit.

There has never been a VN with good story whose ero made it better.

>>3042626
Jones and ZUN aren't sluts, though.

Question; why isn't /jp/ working on making this a reality? It has pretty much every fetish you people enjoy and even the faggots who like diapers could get their fix (Eva's warehouse end for Ange).

And it wouldn't be a failure like ks, as it would originate from /jp/ rather than /a/.

>>3042654
It would also be a failure, don't kid yourself.

>>3042654
This would mean that we had to work. /jp/ doesn't like to work or try hard, we just take it easy all day long

>>3042654
>why isn't /jp/ working
>working

I think I figured this one out.

Beato's route bad ending: Endless goat rape
Maria's route bad ending: Rosa dies, but you become a worse parent than her, then FBI happens
Ange's route bad ending: Heaven's Feel Normal Ending

>>3042634
>>3042647
Why hello Jones and ZUN!bar

Of course I would, Umineko has hot milfs

>>3042723
Sup Jones.

>>3042530

>>3042773
It'll be a shame when everything out of C76 turns out to be Maria x Goldsmith or something awful like that rather than hot futa Eva on Natushi action or Oedpius Rex: the Battler edition.

Someone rewrite the epitaph

>>3042825
Battler getting it on with all 4 old ladies at once.

Only if it had a Lucifer route.

The gouging part would be raping different parts of the body, with sexy toys instead of spears.

>>3042787
You know she is rubbing not stomping

and its actually more ticklish then painful

>>3043035

But is it hot?