/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I unironically watched Ame's ASMR stream when I went to bed, I feel vaguely ashamed but feels good man

Gura is a very special shark and I love her with all my heart

>>Teamup schedule!!!
EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662

>less conventionally attractive roommates often make the best chuubas
did this actually lower your bars in IRL real life?

>>30423618
Did anyone save it?

I love my Mori!

Sven server here, I think I've found, concerted, and/or been sent most of everything you guys requested. Just looking for a few more, if you can help.
Another kind anon sent some miko jesus earlier, but they sounded short and/or muffled, so I'm still looking for some audio clips of that as well.

Squid...

AME BABY

I love Ina so much...

Witness

The true Trinity

>>30423619
So if almost 74k people watched the stream but only around 8000~ of them were watching at any given time does that mean that the average person only watched for like 9 minutes before closing the stream? And considering many watched it the whole way through probably most of that number would have had to have bailed after like 5 minutes.

>thread created 10 minutes ago
s-sugoi

Unity!

>>30423559
I want to make Ina and Gura cry by befriending them and acting like a nice guy then blowing up on them in anger to scare them after they finally become comfortable with me.

>spend all my free time in this general
>watch nothing but holo clips and streams day after day
>can't stop thinking about holo at work

What the fuck is this magic?

>>30423649
Me too, I really love her.

>>30423211
>>30423477
They might have family back in Korea.

>>30423037
you sure you're not thinking of the Outer Worlds?

>>30423682
i'm way past that point

pepeloni

>>30423690
Ina...

>>30423683
It was literally just the title screen with no audio.

Reminder that this is /hlgg/ not /fgog/

>>30423696
Ollie's cool but nah.

>>30423690
What leaked?

>>30423693
AME BABY

>>30423424
I use to think I was a gosling, now I realize I'm a lewis.

Who is this TED guy and why does he talk so much with Mori?

ZOMRADES WHERE WE AT?

>>30423666
>No Haachama all week
I don't know if I'm gonna make it

>>30423666
Someone do a Walf-Ame using shun goku satsu on Bison/Vega animation next.

>>30423703
Lewis...

>>30423707
Merry christmas goofy goober

So I just found out this game exists and it looks massively chuuni, Mori playthrough when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwocxuSf4YI

Gentlemen.

>>30423649
Why would you look at that, so do I!

>>30423682
No. I've always favored personality . Probably because I would fuck just about anything.

>>30423707
Thanks you Gawfield Gooruh

>>30423717
lol. Kinda want to see it anyways

>>30423682
My bars are already low but I'm an ugly social retard that was born working class scum.

>>30423698
He's fucking stupid. I've watched enough of Gura to know that viewers don't stop dropping in any noticeable away until about the hour mark of her streams.

>>30423730
*glompies you*
Right here!

>>30423601
If you come to a hole like this and still feel shame you should just stop honestly. Go back to your Facebook or whatever while you still have your shreds of normalcy.

>>30423696
Shut the fuck up

>>30423687
For referenced, the clips are used for locational chatsounds like this

>>30423720
see
>>30423717

>>30423703
do you chop salmon at work?

>>30423745
>watching the viewercount and not the stream itself
sad life

>>30423720
her eyes

>>30423720
feet cam

>Gura liked this

What does it mean?

>>30423616
Fair enough, I guess we'll just have to disagree.
The Apex stream I linked was terrible because she was also tired and in a bad mood, but streamed it for 4 hours just for the grind anyway and barely talked about anything whatsoever, just hummed her BGM the whole time.
This stream she was sleepy and sad but actively worked against doing the above things by trying to provide commentary and screeching/giggling at some of the silly things that happened, so I just can't see it as worse even though I'd say the game she played is much worse.

I agree the Antichamber streams were significantly better than this one.

>>30423601
I did that the night of, was unironically nice to have someone talk me to sleep once I got past the embarrassment of turning to an anime girl for it.
>>30423682
A person should have standards, but not high expectations.

I was super hyped for Ame's week of streams but now I'm just feeling bummed out.

My barefoot oppai loli daughterknife, Anya, is so cute and lovely!

I want to NTR her away from the Indonesians with big, fat American donations written in English!

And I want to hear her read them with her cute accent and finish with an "mhmm"!

>>30423731
She forgot her laptop charger back in Australia

>>30423720
Her tears

>>30423701
Where are the IDs?

Why hasn't Mori graduated already?
What's stopping her at this point she got all the clout that she wanted and she clearly doesn't respect cover.

>>30423720
The ceiling..

Patiently waiting for the Apex stream of Gura and Ame friends, where we at?

>debut
>collab wth technical dificulties and slideshow level lag
>superchat reading
>3 days off
did this retarded loli read the book "how to kill your mometum"? All the nutrients went to her chest instead of her head

Did anyone find the source for this filth?

>>30423703
Today I dreamed that I missed InaxMarine collab and it felt like a nightmare

>>30423696
Why are zoombers like this?

>>30423763
>>30423764
>>30423776
I would lick any of these.

>>30423781
right here ayamefag

>>30423698
Thats not how youtube viewership works. If you tune in for any amount of time, it registers you as a viewer. A lot of people come and go.

>>30423745
You're a schizo. You don't represent all other viewers.

>>30423696
Trinity was always just fans of two of the girls trying to use a 3rd to pretend they weren't tribalists.

>>30423649
good. she deserves it.

>>30423738
https://youtu.be/2kfx80H3N1g
Wanna eat a brick?

>>30423559
I hope Priestess feels happier, soon.
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

>>30423777
In Indonesia, duh

>>30423783
JESUS CHRIST

>No licking my toes! Ok?

>>30423783
>chinese cosplayer number 8742384723948
They're a dime a dozen anonchama, they basically all look the same too.

>>30423783
Fuck

>>30423783
MUH

>>30423703
>wake up
>check my oshi's art tag
>think about her while working
>post about her in /hlgg/
>watch her live
>when it's 6 AM, I finally pass out
>last thoughts are of her

Do I have to change my data center for Apex if I want to snipe them? Or can I just pick somewhere in the US.

Gurame is shit and /u/ trannies need to fuck right off from /jp/.

>>30423762
Nigger, you can glance at the views occasionally and see they're either steady or gone up.

They are lovers.

Will Ame ever collab with BBC again or was that a one time deal?

>>30423808
only if you lick mine, checkmate

>>30423717
oof. I wanna see it tho. Did anyone save it?

Anyone else get kind of freaked out by their oshi's fanbase sometimes? I love the chuuba but sometimes her fans are weird with how unapologetically affectionate they try to sound while at the same time having undertones of wanting to manipulate her to satisfy their desires.

>>30423730

WHAT DID YOU SAY ANON?

>>30423821
Yea, my lovers.

So which HotS heroes are actually fun to play? I've tried a few but none of them click

Can we have a list of streams that are must-watch?

[EN 5 collab] Phasmophobia
[Gura-Ame] A Way Out
[Amelia] Superliminal
[Ina] What Remains of Editch Finch
[Ina] Call of Cthulu

>>30423766
Gura...

>>30423766
it means maid uniforms are very nice

Why most anti concern fags act edgy about other people caring about the streamers well being?

>>30423791
You're wrong. Deal with it.

LEWIS LOVE!

Just got off work, did Ame ever get her PC fixed?

>>30423783
https://streamable.com/jp5dt2

>>30423687
Try my map
https://gamebanana.com/maps/211342

>>30423818
I can't because I watch in full screen with the chat off and the thread closed. I want my time watching the stream to be 100% focused and immersive.

>>30423783
>https://twitter.com/umekoj0910/status/1336207088536547328
Anon, your google reps, I doubt anyone's going to pay to see this shit when you have an infinite amount of free pics on the internet

>>30423843
>[Ina] Call of Cthulu
was the game good? I just know the beginning were Ina gets emotional T_T

>>30423817
Sorry I'm an Amesame connoisseur only

>>30423774
Imagine her trilling her r's on your cock.

>>30423783
The source is literally the first result if you search on google, how inept are you?

>>30423817
Nope, try to stop me

I think I need to stop watching Ina's streams. I keep thinking about how she's my ideal girl and I don't feel like that's healthy.

>>30423731
She has an Aussie laptop and she left the charge like a dolt. She's getting a desktop finally though, so that's the good news.

>>30423703
I'm underpeforming at my workplace because I'm daydreaming about my oshi. I almost run over a lady while driving too.

>>30423774
Same. I'm german and she really awakens my natural desire to traffic her and her entire muslim family into europe

Will Gura ever sing Eyes on me?

>>30423707
grugl groombla

>>30423766
Gura roleplaying as a maid and poisoning your tea!
Gura waving bye-bye as you slip into endless darkness!

>>30423783
Nevermind, image searching actually leads to the source now.

https://twitter.com/umekoj0910/media?lang=en

>>30423821
So are they.

>>30423849
nice

>>30423817
They have natural chemistry and Gurame doesn't hurt anybody, even if actual sexual attraction is a schizo narrative.

>>30423792
From what I remember, trinity posting started after the surgeon collab. The first collab that isnt awkward or cringe.

>>30423843
>EN 5 collab] Phasmophobia
Shit aside from the first 20 minutes
>[Gura-Ame] A Way Out
pretty good
>[Amelia] Superliminal
decent
>[Ina] What Remains of Editch Finch
boring
>[Ina] Call of Cthulu
boring

HotS won't be a regular thing, right? RIGHT?

>>30423781
No, I'm hitting the sack. VODs will be there for me tomorrow.

>>30423766
She's going to do maid role play ASMR

>>30423843
I liked Guras outlast a lot

>>30423843
Among Us collab with Gen5

>>30423817
>Gurame is shit

Facts. It's AmeSame

>>30423843
List of VODs that are must watches

VODs you think you will find interesting and fun.

>>30423862
The game is average, but Ina had fun with it and there were a lot of memes from it.

>>30423766
It means she likes it

>>30423891
Do gurafags really?

>gura's new title

>>30423858
Congrats. Doesn't change what I said.

>>30423808
Fine, but armpits are still cool, right?

A Way Out (amesame): some cozy pals hanging out and bonding as they work together to escape from prison
A Way Out (takamori): high energy manzai comedy duo performs elaborate standup routine at local prison

>>30423843

mandatory

[MoriCalliope] learning english with a date

>>30423843
I don't think today's Ina stream is a absolute must but it's a good stream. The second Among Us collab is a good one to add there, fun stuff. Gura Whistleblower maybe?

>>30423707
Thanks Gwarandma Gouda

>>30423860
>>30423882
Try googling it 15 hours ago when it was first posted faggot. I dare you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEP2utHYZ2s

>>30423862
>T_T
is amelia making this acceptable here? I like it

>>30423851
Whatever makes you comfortable. Not here to argue, only to inform.

>>30423783
https://twitter.com/umekoj0910/status/1336207088536547328

>>30423698
The average person stops watching a stream after 5 minutes max. Remember, its normal for more than half of all viewers to stop watching a video before the 10 minute mark, unless its an extremely long video, where people use it to sleep.
The average streamer is seeing a person jump on, watch for five minutes, then leave. If they get lucky, their person watching makes the algorithm boost them to two more people who do the same. That cycle continues until you hit your maximum peak, where you continue to churn viewers in and out.
People like Gura and Ame and Ina benefit from having a brand that encourages higher churn levels (think of all the people who will click on a Hololiver over the average indie for brand recognition), and for Ina especially, a high chunk of viewers who are exceptions to the algorithm, loyalist fans that will actually stay through the whole thing. Every loyal fan secured gives you an automatic higher maximum peak via the algorithm.
Always remember: over half of all people are just wanderers who never actually finish videos longer than two minutes or so.

>>30423827
Don't be like that anon, RBK is cute.

>>30423707
Thank you Grumbo Gimbipple

Was Kiara the narrative maker the whole time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itIS_TnE35Q

>>30423849
Lewischama....

>>30423601
>>30423770
I don't get it. Are you two new? There is nothing to be embarrassed about that.I listen to ame's good night stream every night.

>>30423649
based

>>30423875
I want Gura to sing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

>>30423817
I like them but I'll admit they appeal to normalfags such as myself.

>>30423917
>try googling it 15 hours ago
What did he mean by this?

>>30423893
not with those viewernumbers

>>30423913
Kek, this is true!

>>30423872
At least you're only putting one person at risk, rather than 600 like the anon from the other place.

>>30423909
She stole that from Nenechi smfh

>>30423921
Apparently you're more informed than the people from youtube's twitter that have said it's still an issue.

>>30423917
Oh sure, let me hop on my time machine, brb

I want to see Ina play the Beginner's Guide now. It's mostly focused on game development, but I think many of the concepts explored are things any artist can relate to.

>>30423843
Kiara's first MC streams before the server
TakaMori's first MC collab

>>30423696
Will Ollie get better after the collab ban is lifted?

>>30423918
My blain is bleaking

>>30423862
and the ending where she's just crunching the chips over the dialog ruining the atmosphere

>>30423817
They'll never be with you, does that frustrate you?
Also it's AmeSame.

>>30423918
Wrong thread

I think you guys doesn't have to worry about Ame's viewer number too much. The end results is still the same.

>>30423926
The fact that you're wrong about all of this isn't the embarrassing part. The fact that you're autistic enough to keep trying is.

>>30423909
I found it a bit silly that Shion requested Gura send her a birthday video but it was cute nonetheless.

Whose idea was it for Ame to play HOTS

>>30423918
>She's reaching out to us
I don't know if my heart can take it...

We need to talk about this

>>30423843
Gura's outlast is very good and DLC too

>>30423843
Amechama clubhouse 51

>>30423948
>he just leaked he’s a time traveller

Why is he such a retard?

>>30423972
Ame's unfortunately.

>>30423918
PORUKA ORUYO

>>30423921
>Not here to argue
You're missing out. The rrats here are starving.

>>30423967
https://streamable.com/ps034x

>>30423959
Hopefully when the ban is lifted she can teach the way of the POG to all her senpais.

>>30423972
hers

>>30423833
Is this about any of the girls in particular?
I kind of play along with it when Amelia herself is teasing her chat affectionately, but I get the sense that others in chat/fanbase aren't joking when they say certain comments. Honestly, Amelia assuming most people are just being ironic is better for her mental state. The weird comments would only feel creepier otherwise.

>>30423981
God that was good

Yesterday I was thinking if any of the holos would enjoy "Lisa: the Painful", I'm sure the end of the game would break Ina

>>30423972
Whose idea was it to let Ame into Hololive?

>>30423972
Watson

>>30423915
>The second Among Us collab is a good one to add there, fun stuff
STOP KILLING GURA

http://poal.me/8dpqg7
http://poal.me/8dpqg7
http://poal.me/8dpqg7

>>30423857
But anon, that's for CS...

>>30423918
Hey, at least she's doing her reps.

>>30423703
Congratulations anon
You found your religion!
Consider becoming a priest of your oshi

>>30423918
I love my wife

>>30423909
Out of all the people that could have made a friendship with her, shion is the last one that would have come to my head, fuck she wan't even on the "collabs that will absolutly happen once the ban is lifted" list from the first month.

>>30423918
I genuinely can't figure out what she's saying in that middle part. It's just a bunch of incoherent syllables babbling out one after the other.

>>30423926
I just refuse to lower my opinion of humans that much.
Like how do you subscribe to a vtuber if you are only watching 5 minutes of a stream.
And i doubt many people are just browsing for random streams of people they don't know

>>30423977
GURAMECHADS WIN AGAIN

How come the one who was actually good at singing was the only one who didn't sing in her debut?

>>30423491
No one was "evil," but Edith's mother was in the wrong due to her desire to not even acknowledge all of her dead family and callous treatment of Edie. Honestly, blaming an old woman keeping her family's memory alive for the death/disappearance of two of her own sons is irrational, and expecting to send her off to a nursing home is downright cruel. It's no wonder Edie chose to go out on her own terms instead of being murdered by inches in a garbage bin for unwanted seniors.

>>30423843
Gura's Outlast / Outlast Whistleblower
Amelia's LA Noire (still ongoing)
EN x Gen 5 Amon9 Us
Kiara's Mario 64, specifically the Shifting Sand Land one
Amelia's Watson Concoction, but only once you've become familiar with HoloEN in general

>>30423737
>Cockro are you back home
After listening to EN girls, English dubs sounds extra cringe.
They should hire EN girls for dubbing work instead of those randoms on the street next time.

>ban collab lifted
>Reine only wants to teach people bahasa
>has no collabs

>>30423833
>freaked out
Nah, just annoyed
I don't even get annoyed by the backseaters Ame has to be honest, the ones that go in to play chat police and then spam 5 times as hard going "Yes chat BEHAVE! Let Ame play! She's old enough!" ad infinitum are more annoying

>>30423966
You can't have her back /hlg/

>>30423983
Bad choice of a game, should have went with tittyfall 2

>>30423954
Use your time machine to go out of the fucking door before the shipper dropped your PC

>>30423684
MORI LOVE!

>>30424014
A good dom has to do some blueballing. Release is coming Friday.

>>30423999
If she stopped getting killed my sides would've stop dying too

>>30423696
Try harder

>>30423909
Got a timestamp on that part?

>>30423843
Mori Korone collab.

>>30423682
I haven't felt romantic attraction for anyone since I was in jr. high and at this point I'm not convinced I'm physically capable of it.

>>30423966
fuck you
honorary

>>30423972
Sadly it was Ame's idea.

>>30423991
It is but I didn't feel like specifying who, I figured it's kind of common. I guess obsessive comments just creep me out. I usually try to view them like Amelia does but sometimes I think people are dead serious.

>>30423970
Wouldn't you ask your friends for something if it was your birthday

>>30423977
Gura should check out the manga it's based on. It's pretty interesting.

>>30423909
I love my special ultra hyper special daughterwife

>>30423918
It kinda feels nice being pandered to a bit.

I know Mori already knows the ending to A Way Out, but does Kiara know?

>>30423951
Quick run down?

>>30424031
Amelia titty drop stream when?

>>30423843
Mori Manga Reading
Gura Taiko shilling
Kiara All her videos WATCH ONLY ME

>>30423843
Interesting taste to say the least anon. For me it's:
[ENcollab] First minecraft
[ENcollab] Japanese snacks
[GurAme] A way out
[holoAmon9us] Ina/Gura/Ame POVs
[GurAme] First minecraft collab with treasure hunting.

A lot of anons think minecraft is boring, but I still think it has the potential to create really kino moments and lore. Just my opinion tho.

>>30423945
This song can only ever be associated with one thing in my mind, and considering Gura's past life she probably feels the same way

>>30423684
Mori love!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBc

Soon

>>30423682
No, because Ina is an 8/10 in my book.

>>30424053
no

>>30423843
Gura's Outlast Whistleblower (though all her Outlast streams were good)
Gura's The Thing watchalong
Ame's Fallout music listenalong
GurAmeIna guerilla Phasmophobia stream
Gura's karaoke streams
Ame's 1st solo Smash stream
Ame's LA Noire streams
Ame's bedtime ASMR
GurAme's 4 hour MC stream
GurAme w Moona JP MC visit stream

>>30424062
No one knows, she popped into one of the Gurame streams, but IIRC it wasn't near to the end.

>>30424053
No

>>30424001
Yeah but the bsp file works for all goldsrc games i think

>>30423966
go fuck yourself

>>30424033
You make a good point anon. I think I'm going to call her out on this for detective diaries this week.

>>30423731
Customs & Immigration has her in custody back in Australia because she couldn't explain some items in her possession and they wouldn't let her explain by her drawing.

Ina playing Spiritfarer when

>>30424062
I'm more curious who's going to kill who.

>>30423843
Kiara's Mario 64 stream with the mushroom speech
Kiara's Mario Kart stream where she wants to shove the items up her ass

>>30424049
Skitzos are unbeatable in terms of creepiness. The ones who are serious legitimately think that they will meet one of holo girls IRL and marry them

>>30424062
Does she actually? She wasn't in the whole stream when they streamed it

>>30424028
>>30424047
>>30424091
Wrong thread

Is it bad form to DM my oshi on Twitter

>>30424053
No, it was actually just my birthday about a week ago. I didn't ask for anything but I accepted gifts that people wanted to give me.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pregnant indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...rotting flesh I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent cervical mucus yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....amniotic fluid.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

WANGYWANGYWANGYAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEIEIIIIIEEEEEEIHAHHW

Oh yes...very good!....round and tight....hmmmmm...is that a drop of blood I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes.... a delectable stitch or two....ah yes....let me guess...cummy for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....spoiled breastmilk......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....a little extra progesterone perhaps? Some hot sauce in the system?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEE WKWKWKWKWK

Oh I was not expecting that…that little spurt my dear ollie….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste rub your belly darling…just one small caress…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….the smoothness of the mold….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….your delicate scabbed body, your pale dead skin…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pregnant you've been yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>30424059
I guess thats how the JPs feel when someone like Gura speaks Japanese.

>>30424090
I don’t know about the player spawns though

>>30424097
https://streamable.com/f7z05i

>>30424053
I don't even expect my family to send me anything.

>>30423966
Cope

>>30423918
sounds like the whalespeak from finding nemo

>>30423843
Dont forget Gen 5 Among US collab

>>30423937
Kiara is addicted to killing rrats. And now that almost all of them are already dead she needs to create new ones to get her fix

>>30424088
According to herself she doesn't, i think it was mentioned in a supareading a while ago.

>>30423872
I suppose I should be grateful that I can do my job on auto-pilot normally I just daydream about this and that or "listen" to music or "rewatch" stuff, but ever since Holo EN became a thing it's all day every day about them. This shit's powerful.

i get the watson part
what the fuck's an amelia?

I fucking embarrassed myself at work today
I work from home due to covid and usually theres a minute or two before calls come in due to how quiet it gets in the evening
I play Hinatori full blast, humming along, I look at my screen and see a new call had come through and had been listening to me for almost a full minute before I pause and treat the call normally
God I'm glad they didn't laugh at me but I'm sure they did after the call

Takosame is such a overlooked duo. Atlantis is unironically a lovecraft theme and when Gura and Ina popped up as the first two Holo of that EN announcement I thought HoloMyth was going full lovecraft. I'm so upset that no one is picking this up

>>30424105
Act normal and it’s fine. At worst you get blocked if things go south.

>>30424096
They're both gonna fail at it badly, but Mori's prolly gonna win cuz of shooter experience

>>30424062
She was around for the credits sequence, that we know for sure. I'm pretty sure she was going to sleep while watching the stream so if she isn't playing dumb about the ending she may have been too out of it or not paying attention to understand what happened.

>>30424103
Sorry pal, this is the unity thread.

I still don't understand why Kiara calls Austria Australia.

>>30423918
Rough Clown-lation:

"Hi there! Today I want to teach Japanese to overseas fans!
'Poruka oruka?' This is the word you use when you don't know where Polka is.
It's answered by me with the standard greeting 'Polka Oruyo!'. (Polka's here!)"

>>30423969
>>30424010
https://uhurunetwork.com/the-50-rule-for-youtube
https://www.minimatters.com/youtube-best-video-length/
https://www.brandwatch.com/blog/youtube-stats/
It's all true.

>>30424103

>30423995
Weak bait faggot. But here's the answer.

>>30424107
ahhh wangy wangy

>>30423918
Based

>>30423707
Merry Christmas Guward Gowurd

Who are the WORST ritual posters of /hlgg/?

>>30423999
Gura sus

>>30424139
She made her self-doxxing into a meme, the madlad.

>See the constant shilling and spamming of Ollie
>She is already pretty much dead in the water after passing Iofi
The way you faggots were building her up I legit though she was going to be like another EN, but she is just doing slightly better.
Why all the hype then? I don't even think she will even pass Moona, maybe Risu eventually though.

>>30423682
What are you talking about? All of the roommates are attractive. The worst of the bunch have solidly average looks nobody would be ashamed of. Lissencephalics reared on /b/ are far too easily taken for a ride by unflattering photos.

>>30424124
>*clinches teeth and cringes*

>>30424139
inside joke with KFP

>>30424105
Do any of them allow DMs from accounts they are not following? I'd think they'd get absolutely buried in DMs if they did that.

I just realized that if a Granblue/HoloEN collab ever happens the guest character will be a single quint unit.

>>30424124
Maybe their oshi is Kiara

>>30424141
Thank you clownfriend, my eyes have uncrossed.

>>30424160
SEAniggers are desperate for relevance.

You guys excited for today's stream?

>>30424153
your avatarfagging

>>30424084
>GurAme w Moona JP MC visit stream
that was such a fun stream

>>30424105
Unless my interfacereps are weak they all have it disabled.

Would Ina like The Stanley Parable?

>>30423707
Why won't you talk to me Galatic Gurren

>>30424071
Air traffic controller, distracted by watching his oshi on his phone and almost caused the worst air accident in history

>>30424105
As bad as sneaking backstage to try and corner your favourite idol into an unsolicited conversation that you're also recording.

>>30423872
>tfw underperforming since before holoEN
now i kinda want to do better

>>30424153
Ame with a microphone.
I like salman poster, grey gandalf hydration poster, and polka posters.

>>30424003
I know you're meming, but...

>>30423970
Every birthday stream works that way. They reach out to whoever they want to be a part of it and then they make a message, or something more if they're very close.

>>30424141
Based clown translator.

>>30423843
[InaAme] 51 games
[GuraAme] 51 games
[Gura] Passpartout
[Ina] Gesture Drawing #8
[AmeGuraIna] Left 4 Dead 2

>>30424185
Probably, seems like the kind of inane non-game she enjoys.

>Some lucky randos are going to get to be the third wheel on Ame and Gura's Apex date

Fuck you if it ends up being one of you.

>>30424145
all of those general statements might be true but youtube still isn't fixed

>>30424178
>implying Ame is gonna be awake for ti

>>30424096
>>30424128
Kiara will obviously do some "oh no, if I have to die I want it to be by your hands Calli!" bs and let her kill her

>>30424178
Anon I think you got the wrong schedule

>>30424160
She streams at shit hours for me. It's the same reason I don't often watch Kiara and Mori. I was thankful Kiara streamed earlier yesterday.

>>30423843
Ame Holiday specials and date stream

>>30423942
It just wasn't a boundary I crossed before when watching vtubers. I usually watched vtubers for the shitposts and cute girls, not for things that blurred the parasocial relationship. I'm not saying it was bad, because I did enjoy it, just that it was a different experience.

>>30424139
When she started she pretending to be bog standard German (To mixed success according to the germananons here) then during her first art stream she slipped up. Then one of the viewers tried to help her by saying she meant Australia and she rolled with it.

>>30424153
_____ is a whore posters

>>30424208
Here's to me hoping Kiara will go Yandere

the gura happy birthday message is super cute
would have been even better if she sung it

>>30424204
>The J*y experience

>>30424185
Probably not as much as you'd think.

>>30424147
I KNEEL

>>30424139
That's the same place Haachama comes from

>>30423843
In what world were CoC or Edith Finch must watch? No way.

>>30424141
Based

>>30424039
https://youtu.be/q8Xy-vk17i4?t=3036
around here

>>30424128
>mori
>shooter experience
lmao

>>30423872
I daydream about being a Hololive manager

>>30424116
Fucking kek

First I'll make a quick trick brick stack
(Brick stack!)
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack
(Block stack!)

>>30423843
Mori's track making stream and her Remix Party with K's and Kiara

>>30423909
Super Special Awesome

>>30423965
>it's AmeSame
Call it whatever you want. Gura's streams would benefit from a cleansing of Watson and her teanigs.

>>30423970
You need to take a step back and re-evaluate how you view chuubas because you seem too far in. It's a bit for stream entertainment, it's not their real birthday AND even if it was, it's not their private birthday celebration.

>>30424125
i didnt like the most recent portal 2 collab

>>30424125

TakoSame is too wholesome to be shipped.

Ina dominating a mind-broken Kiara who was rejected by Mori too many times is the true Ina ship.

Then its AmeSame.

And then its MoriWine.

>>30424023
Mori...

>>30424107

>>30424178
I don't think Delutaya is quite ready to do collabs anon

>>30424178
Sex...

Which EN would play 2hu?

>>30424243
I'll eat it.

>>30424244
do we have a card playing holo?

REMINDEE: GURA LITERALLY HAD DISCORD SEX WITH A ENGLISH MAN, SHE LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT ANOTHER GUYS COCK AND NOT YOURS. HOW CAN /HLGG/ EVER RECOVER???

>>30424160
Desperate SEAniggers

>>30424178
Triangle...

>>30424153
pic related

>>30424160
Half of it was just anti Kiara shitposting with people claiming that she is being replaced. Apparently all of the new IDs are literally Kiara

>>30424178
>there is an alterate universe where this is real
its not fair

>>30424269
Take meds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqSwPQkxTc

>>30424217
Now I get it. Thanks, anon.

>>30424243
I'd help her make a new one.

>>30423843
Mori's Track making and Manga reading streams

>>30424269
ABAYO

>>30423687
Any of these https://files.catbox.moe/r5laqq.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/5753sq.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/nza6ep.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ttqkp6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/vozlxz.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/1np0vp.mp4

>>30423909
How come Gura ignores all the other JPs and yet is such a fangirl for Shion.
Is Shion her Oshi?
Seems sort of random, she is a rather obscured Holo from a rather obscured Gen, at least when it comes to westerners.
I guess the loli aesthetics are irresistible for Gura, uh?

>>30424195
>Implying I am
Start a local shrine and start spreading your oshi's word around
Remember to give most of donations to your oshi after you pay upkeep costs

>>30424204
Won't they just play Duos in that case?
Solo I can understand going in to trios but with two people, duos is the way to go
t. 1 month playing Apex

>>30424269
Are there people who actually like xray? It's the dumbest shit and a mild turnoff.

>>30424262
goora
2hus are basically rhythm games

>>30424269
meds

>>30424269
Anon it's rude to misgender. Ame is an English Woman not man and she can't control the side effects of the Watson Concocktion.

>>30424237
More than what Kiara has, obviously

>>30424178
Aloe....

>>30424139
And you never truly will.

>>30424226
I was hoping she'd sing something but I guess she didn't want to make it too long

>>30424269
medicate
b-based

>>30424205
The generalizations about a specific kind of content not relevant to streaming. You're replying to a genuinely autistic numberfag that's so upset nobody will pay attention to his numberfagging shitposts while youtube is broken that he's going to autistic lengths to try and convince the thread that the numbers totally work now.

Just ignore it. It'll have to take its meds sooner or later.

>>30424105
Your oshi must be an irrelevant indie, cause all the holos have their DMs disabled

>>30423966
>he doesn't know

>>30424214
"Happy holidays, chat. This date is shit anyways, so I'm ending the stream to go watch Gura's stream, hic."

>>30424238
After watson's PC died this morning I wished I could be the EN's IT guy. Imagine being able to stay in the EN discord server and get privately called to help their issues.

What do you think the back of Ollie's neck smells like?

>>30424074
Fuck, for some reason I thought it was only my top 5.
>Gura outlast whistleblower
>Kiara and Gura japanese lessons
>All Kiara collabs with Jps
>Mori remix contest party
>Gurame Biped
>Ina drawing HoloEN
>Kiara and Ame 51 games
>Every Gura karaoke
>The last 2 Mori karaoke

who's Namie?
someone mentioned that name here during Ina stream, made me realize it's not the first time

>>30424295
Isn't it cause there's long queue time for duos?

>>30424291
Yes Gura loves loli’s, she will like nearly-lewd fan arts of herself regularly

>>30424243

>>30424205
No, it isn't, and I'm not trying to disparage anyone or numberfag for anyone. I'm just talking about how YouTube in general works, because the first anon seemed really disbelieving that people would watch these for a few minutes then dip, let alone thousands of people doing that.

>>30424291
Unity through cunny

>>30424262
Mori. Half the stream can be her playing a 2hu and the second half is her showcasing doujin music from that game.

I don't even know what ogey truly means at this point.

>>30424301
Kiara has experience with real guns, she knows how to aim.

You know the pepeloni?

So guys, I have this bad teeth. Its one of those motherfuckers that sit at the very fucking end of of your mouth and can easly go bad.
Its so bad that it has a hole on its entire surface that goes halfway in.
So sometimes I take toothpick in order to make sure it has no random bits of food stuck in it, that would make it go even worse.
I don't know why but when im poking and getting bits out of it, it feels good. Any idea why?

>>30424291
it's the opposite, Shion is a chumbud

>>30424327
Ame and RBC got in pretty quick from what I recall.

>>30424268
We had...

>>30424291
Well you see https://vocaroo.com/14F34LskD8LC

>>30424296
I like it but I know that it's retarded

>>30424074
Kiara Fellowship and Return of the King watchalong.
Two Towers suffered a bit from being a weaker movie in retrospect

>>30424195
It's not a meme. Vtubers are anime girls made real.
And they're streaming all the time, there's a constant stream of entertainment/content. Once you're in, you can't look away.

>>30424318
WANGY WANGY WANGY WANGY

>>30423730
Pog

>>30423727
Just watched the collab and i was in stitches at that part kek

>>30424291
Cunnity

>>30424237
more than kiara
we might finally settle which holoen is worst at video games here

>>30424349
Ame and RBC played trios.

Top holos of today!

This will happen tonight.

>>30424291
It was a senpai request

>>30424160
1. Numberfags need to leave
2. It's the first fucking week

>>30424349
Oh they may do that then.

alright guys one second said amelia before muting herself
a whimper as a small body smacked against the wall SHUT THE FUCK UP BUBBA
if you don't stop crying you aren't getting food next week either
alright back. so sorry guys! was getting bubba a bone. what no i didn't give them a treat! she glares at the still spasming dog it was a scolding

>>30423843
gurame a way out
gurame biped
gurame clubouse 51
gurame 2nd minecraft collab
mori date
ame halloween
ame thanksgiving
ame superliminal
gura passpartout

>>30424341
It means ogey, rrat.

>>30423730
WANGY WANGY

>>30424186
because i've conditioned people into replying to this image even without text

>>30424352
>https://vocaroo.com/14F34LskD8LC
Is this canon?