/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This spider is upside down

>>30403327
She looks very uncomfortable.

>>30403148
>>30403327
Spider-butt.

I'm just excited about arachnids right now

Can't believe some people don't like this cutie.

>>30403148
584 posts this time.

>>30403707
Why are you keeping track?

>>30403707
Reminder that 75% of threads on /jp/ are 2hu character threads that die before reaching bump limit. /mgt/ always reaches bump limit.
Why are you so new?

>>30403782
>>30403983
These threads used to reach 2000 replies
The community is dying but you're in denial

Emergency Daki Service, whether your heat's gone out on a cold day or you need a cuddlebug to sleep with, a big Yeti will be dispatched in 30 minutes or less

>>30404140
The threads also used to last 2 and half days but since hololive makes a dozens of new threads each day it hard to to that.

>>30404274
>The threads also used to last 2 and half days
See, you get it. The threads are dying faster and faster.

>>30404140
These threads used to last 3 days apiece. Once we hit bump limit, we start a countdown dependent on the Vtuber threads cycling through, bumping off some Marisa thread with only 6 replies and 3 images.
But what do you care? You're just a literal who that never creates any content, and tells content creators to fuck off. You've never written a damn greentext in your life, I bet. And that's piss easy.

>>30404223
Yetis are my least favorite MG after Matango. Yes, that includes Cu and Cait. At least those two are cute with cute outfits. Plus Yetifags are just annoying cringelords.

>>30404305
Because of hololive you dipshit.
JP is a faster board now.

>>30404140
Oh wow it's been a while since we had a
>last thread had fewer posts, it's dying and you're in denial
spammer. Wonder if it's the same one that's done it before.

>>30404223
>Alternate color yetis
I love it.
I bet you eros worshipping ones can get 'blessed' to have light pink fluff.

Flower of the desert

>>30404385
Anon you don't understand, /jp/ can no longer have day long threads about which 2hu has the stinkiest feet!

>>30404553
>which 2hu has the stinkiest feet!
It's Remi!

Why does this angel have fox ears

Titty-Anne is excited to play Cyberpunk 2077 since she can play around with the size of the player character's dick.

>>30404540
I wanna send a picture of a empty carton of eggs to CC Anubis to see her reaction. Will it be a lawsuit or will she snap?

>>30404768
Anon disappeared that night

>>30404786
he's facing the wrong way

>>30404844
Stranger danger!

Gazer can't resist bullying me if I'm feeling stressed or depressed. Even if I get nervous with all those eyes on me, and try to look away, I can still feel their gaze.
Then she gets real nice and starts talking about how cute and handsome I am, and how I should be more confident in myself, my abilities, and my accomplishments.
Her voice at those times can be even more comforting than looking into her eyes, and always helps calm me down.
In short, I like having someone there to look a(f)t(er) me.

>>30404768
>anon is found cumming everywhere as he gets tickled under the mummy's curse

>>30405316
>>30404809
>Anon is going to be a father very soon.

>>30404768
I don't get it.

>>30405570
You're normally supposed to send a carton of eggs to a woman so she can eat all of them, but Anon already ate them himself and wants to let the CC Anubis know.

>>30405570
She can't produce any children because her eggs went bad.

>>30405316
| C U R S E D | .com

>>30404526
>eros worshipping ones can get 'blessed' to have light pink fluff.
>Eros Yetis with extra fluff, pink fur, and hair over their eyes
>they speak in a soft, sultry, ara ara voice but don't speak often
>they handle deputy Cupid business in the cold North where Cupids are ill-dressed for the weather
>since bow and arrows are too difficult to use with paws, Eros Yetis use claw tips coated in love arrow magic
>one claw poke from an Eros Yeti will make the person seek love and cuddles in the cold, frozen lands
>they've become regulars at Selkie's Diner and get free cups of hot cocoa while on the clock

How hard would it be for a Kiki or a Shog to court a man raised with traditional Amazoness values, if they would bother at all?

>>30405956
What happens if I taze them

>>30405829
They had to do it after the winter clad Cupids found shooting their bows difficult in the coats.
And there's no way in hell they're switching to crossbows.

>>30405956
>Sabbath release a magical girl series
>Rage when the onee-san Team Rockets style villains prove to be the most popular characters in the show

>>30406298
Queen's Garden is such a delightful place

Was waiting a bit to release this, but new commission, this time featuring my wife in a more holly jolly mood. December is also the month of our anniversary. I've been married to her for a year now.

>>30404490
Yes, because of Hololive, no one's interested in monster girls now since all they want is VTubers, so there's less people in these threads.

>>30406808
Congratulations anon!

>>30407003
What if KC allowed vtubers to use his designs for monster girl models?

>>30404511
If it is, we should be getting the “move it to trash” argument soon.

>>30405570
Anon and the Anubis are married and he’s letting her know to buy some eggs while she’s at the grocery store.

>>30404844
At last I found it! The centaur compatible car! The human back needs more support though. There’s no headrest so she could get bad whiplash.

Ice Queen mofu

Soft like freshly fallen snow

>>30406014
I could imagine a Kiki taking it up as a gender reversal of ‘My Fair Lady’

>>30408036
Cold fur is no different than other cold things. Not warm. Bad civilization.

Smol monsters are superior to larger monsters.

>>30407003
VTUBERCHADS, I KNEEL!

>>30408217
Go back
>>>/a/
>>>/v/

what mg wud she be?

Get comfy with a fluffy wife.

>>30408357
You post this every thread. EYE'm getting a bit concerned.

Gonna bully elves by bringing my orc wife into their city so they can self conscious about their lack of tits and ass

>>30404763
Why does she a have a picture of a nude fairy on the wall?
How does two fairies on one controller work well?
What console are they playing on?

>>30408632
That may not like it but that is peak breeding form.

>>30409117
1. Classical art often features nudity
2. Fairy and a Pixie, they coordinate poorly
3. Looks like an xbox of some kind

>Knight sent to slay ancient evil dragon
>His coat of arms has a dragon on it
>She takes it as a sign that they're destined to be together
I like to imagine that these stories end 20 years later where teenage dragons with dragon heraldry are bothering peasant boys by offering to "protect" them from other monsters

>>30409288
>oi..
>how come my shadow is pointing in a different direction than the tree's when there's only one light source?
>this is so spooky...

>>30409376
>walking through the bad part of town
>gang of p'orcs shows up
>they try to rape you
>saved by a qt dragon knight
>she rapes you because "she won you in honorable combat"

>>30404786
There's a lot of padding between those legs.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/86160392

Owning a zombie dragon sounds like a lot of work

>>30406808
Happy anniversary

I should've posted this yesterday

>>30409507
I don't get it

>>30409909
I want a dragon that just to cuddle and love me all the time.

Seems as dead of a time as any, so here's some smut I had lying around from a story that's been on the back-burner for several months now.

https://pastebin.com/hL2k2dFv

Wherein the benevolent heroine, having subdued a would-be assailant and learning it to be merely her stalwart cumpump, decides to help her troubled compatriot in his apparent moment of distress. Additional context clues after the break. Work-in-progress, I'm afraid. Comments welcome.

>>30410187
So pastebin really warns people about "offensive content" now?

Besides elves, are there any monster girls who would like the idea of being being bride-kidnapped? I bet a danuki would be fun.

Getting into a heated political arguments with Demon Army gazers!

>>30410414
Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of girls across many species that love the idea of being bride-napped and impregnated on the day of their new union.

>Grim reaper monster girl with a Jamaican accent

>>30410644
Is this a reference to Joe Black?

>>30410414
>Kidnap tanuki
>She instantly starts threatens you with legal action
>”You bastard I’ll have you know I have connections to best damn demon lawyers around and I’ll have you sued so hard a harem of creeping coins couldn’t make enough to dig you out of the debt, even if they made real gold”

>>30410644
And suddenly you have me thinking of a MG spin on Baron Samedi

>>30410697
>gag her
>angry muffled raccoon noises

>>30408036
Soft ice princess

>>30407094
>>30409987
Thanks guys.

>>30410398
>Now

>>30410691
No, a character from a cartoon called Billy & Mandy

>>30411155
Make heirs with her!
Continue the royal line!

>>30411653
Your dynasty has no heir! If you died now the game would end!

>>30410421
>it's not rape if a female does it so therefore it shouldn't be banned!

>>30411704
>All those monster girls spamming matrilineal marriages and having to kidnap other nobles' sons.
>Or romancing some peasant they're going to give noble titles to to avoid the Prestige hit.

>>30410421
>Imagine joining the Demon Army
>Serving some prissy Arch-Succ or Lim with only two eyes
>As expected of other "Gazers"

>>30410398
>now
They started doing it few months ago

Let's say, hypothetically, you were masturbating and shoot cum, what would happen if a dark angel was in the direction of the rope of cum and it landed on her face without you doing anything because you weren't aware of her presence. Would you be unable to be single and would this prove that all monsters can't honor the choice of men which in turn should expose the truth that even non-rape species are in fact bidding against said choice of men like let say, a hellhound would?

>>30411814
Forget about that for the time being, shouldn't you begin construction on a Great Work?

>>30411919
I once came on my shoulder so it's not an entirely hypothetical scenario to assume I might hit an angel by accident

>>30411814
Wait until centaur Temujin and her teenage sorority invade you from the steppes

>>30411919
What some unknown girl doing in your room while you fap? Or you fap in public?

>>30412142
Most money I ever made in the game was from a crusade against their empire. I built like three cathedrals with that money.
I was a good boy so now I get to reap the reward, right?

>>30412162
Fapping in public is what Diogenes would want me to do

How do you and your wife explain to your daughter that she's going to have two mommies because daddy is dating a second monster?

>>30411814
How come everyone else loses prestige for marrying commoners but dark elves don't lose anything for marrying slaves?

>>30412312
they're elves so they can't get any lower

>>30409288
Such an impracticle monster girl. Just cut off the top part.

You will never be able to travel in a plane, car, truck unless it's a highly modified 200k+ dollar high payload utility truck/camper.

You will never be able to go out to eat with her.

She would require copious amounts of food.

You wouldn't be able to ride with her because she can only move underground.

Everything inside a normal house (like even a carpet) would be damaged or destroyed by her movements.

Any lack of attention on her or your part would result in you being crushed.

She prefers hot sandy sweltering weather and anything else would be pain and uncomfort. Screw winter, would probably be her death.

I mean, the list goes on. It just can't work. Maybe a long distance skype relationship or move to Arizona/New Mexico?

>>30412312
It's a quirk of the matriarchal society.

>>30410414
I'll turn an dullanhan's world upside down and kidnap her.

>>30412485
>Anon kidnaps Dullahan
>Leaves head behind
>Gets savagely raped by the body
Next time read the profile

>>30412585
How could this happen to me?

>>30410414
>bride-kidnapped
I don't know. I always thought that bride-kidnapped meant an already married girl getting kidnapped by a different man, usually orcs or whatever, and raped into mindbreak. At least that's how most of the doujins go

>>30412312
If you are a man in a dark elf community, there's a 99.9% chance you're a slave. It's like nothing will change if a dark elf marries her privately-owned human man.

>>30412383
>Arizona/New Mexico
>Moving to blue states

>>30412585
Why would I leave her behind? I would miss out on her trying to understand he situation.

>>30412252
Distract her by giving her a younger sister to play with

>>30412485
Putting the head on a shelf and making her face the wall while you do incredibly lewd acts with the body!

>>30412252
By that point, I'd already have a harem, and it'd be normalized for her to have many moms.

>>30412197
A rich man may not pass into heaven until he has done divine penance of impregnating and marrying the temple priestesses

>>30412719
Yeah, I should have thought about that. I'm old, it didnt use to be a terrible place in the 80s. I also don't want my kids and other children to be raped by the degenerate homosexual men and transvestites moving in which would inevidably happen since they are all mentially ill.

>>30412858
>Dark priest giving anon a blowjob
>She stops for a second
>"I've got these handlebars you can use to guide me back and forth, anon" pointing to her horns
"Haha, yeah!"
>Moments later anon grabs her knife ears and uses them as handlebars much to her dismay

You know, I would rather be married to a monster girl but eventually have a surrogate white woman mother and monster father to provide us with children.

I think it would just make things much simpler and we would all be happier.

I want a reserved, flustered cheshire that has difficulty socializing because her parents only let her watch religious programming and read the fallen god grimoire who makes me attend religious orgies every sunday morning and can out sing sirens.

>tfw no christ-chan cheshire with a god-gifted set of pipes.

It's important to think of the children as well in all this. I want them to have an identity. Ive seen asian/whites mixed and it just never comes out well. If it was a lamia/human, the results would be just more pronounced and could become a big cockup if something goes wrong or it creates some otherworldly mutations.

Best to be just proud of what you are for ancestry and our forefathers sake as well.

>>30412312
>>30412718
What happens to the prestige of men who marry their dark elf slaves?

>>30412312
Giant over the top slaving empires are fun in fantasy but would be really hard to make work even when mge'fied. To answer your question monsters adore stories where love wins against all odds so dramatic delves pretend that marrying their slave is some big forbidden act when it's an open secret that every dark elf does it. I bet they hire phantoms to adapt their fanfiction tier "forbidden romance" stories into tearjerker Romeo and Juliet-esque plays with happy endings
>Marry high-ranking dark elf aristocrat
>Two of you get comfortable after a few months
>Secretly record her saying she loves you
>Release it and she "punishes" you for a week straight
>All of her rivals find it extremely amusing
>It isn't as funny when their husbands do the same thing

>>30412719
Fuck you. Only thing blue here is my balls.

>>30413276
And your electors.

goat

>>30413410
I prefer my goats magical

>>30413308
Not for long.

>>30413410
Goat is goat.

>>30413264
Why would anybody betray the trust of their mistress like that? Men are meant to serve dark elves, not bully them.

>>30413491
Brown is magical.

>>30410414
>bride-kidnapped
I bet that would be a very popular fetish amongst lizardgirls and salamanders.

>>30413530
Tick Tock.
Try not to choke on your own rage and stupidity.

>>30413610
Have to keep them on their toes with harmless pranks so that jealous unmarried rivals can't take advantage of the fact that married life makes them soft literally and figuratively

>>30413679
mmmmm, choco goats best goats

>>30413679
Crab's goats are not magical

>>30413610
Wrong.

What if you got a baby Draco you could raise to love your cock instead of being mentally brainwashed by the modern dems liberal lesbians?

>>30413745
Toddlercon is not allowed, sicko.

>>30413239
They swap roles once a dark elf gets a taste of what it's like at the top.

>>30413726
Well they seem to be doing magical to my dick.

>>30413745
Hahaha wahta if Clown MGs. Because DUDE clown world HONK HONK!!

>https://i.imgur.com/oAWeW82.png

>>30413853
>wasting perfectly good sheeps milk

>>30413905
Off topic political discussion aside, a clown cheshire would appeal to one of my very niche fetishes.

>>30413981
She's got a big head

>>30414059
she's got one inside her too!

>>30413853
If we're going the harem route, I'll go for p'orcers instead

>>30414272
the farm harem of cows goats and sheep is the correct answer anon

>>30414332
Cow harem would be good too, not gonna lie. But I stick to one species. P'orcer is best because when submissive. They basically worship you

>>30414272
As long as I get teased and milked by a whole bunch of girls that love me and my cute reactions, I'll be happy.

>>30414399
>They basically worship you
Where is the fun in that? The ideal woman is one who makes all the decisions and thinks for you.

>>30414399
i like some variety in my dairy harem

>>30413410
I really like EMG's Goats.

Manticore but her tailpussy is a mini-sandworm!

>>30414501
I disagree

>>30414538
To each, their own. I just like the idea of a single species harem. Keep is simple. I feel they'd get along better too

>>30414557
i just really liked the farm girls

Reject modernity.
Reject tradition.
Reject monke.
Embrace the forgotten secrets of futures past.
Escape the eternal recurrence.
gib chaos and robutt waifus plz

The cursed fish.

>>30414688
I agree. I'd love a harem of petite, teenaged Imps.

>>30414592
Tell me more.

>>30414592
like a fairy sandworm?

I wonder if you could use a infant lamia as a buttplug when you masturbate.

I'd love to become sandworm food.

Arguable the best end in MGE

>>30415005

>>30415049
A few summers ago I was killing like 4 or 5 luna moths a day because they hung out under a overhang near my house.

>>30415049
Seems legit.

I wish hellhound would beat me like I deserve until she breaks me mentally and I become her obedient servant!

>>30415030
>Buttplug
>Alp

>>30414557
It's that APEX thing they've got going on. Like a top-tier succ on the hunt.

>>30415226
I want a demon who I can beat up and break down until she's as submissive as a devil!

>>30415590
>submissive as a devil!
So not submissive at all?

>>30415322

Wasn't there some monster girl torture flash games back in the day?

>>30416133
I think the farm chapter gave me a fetish for jeans/overalls. To say nothing of worsing my fetish for (fingerless) gloves.
So I might have a hand fetish. I have a lot of fetishes, okay? Just... getting grabbed by those soft, delicate and skillful fingers I... SHUT UP

>>30414022
Browsing 4chan has unironically made me want to fuck a female clown. Imagine sex with a monster dressed as a clown and the body paint starts to drip as she gets sweaty so by the end of it her costume is falling apart and the paint is dripping down her skin but you keep going. Mostly I want to have sex with a Pharaoh dressed as a clown so the white paint drips off and reveals her brown skin over the course of the lovemaking session. That isn't even taking into consideration the creampie puns that both parties could make or how she would honk when cumming

>>30416302
>being worked over every inch of your body by a whole herd of goats and their skillful fingers

>>30416327
Sweaty sex sounds very hot.

>>30416404
Anon please...
You're making me nervous...

>>30416530
Anon please...
You're making me nervous...

>>30405790
Wouldn’t that include Sphinxes too?

>>30416461
Exactly, shitposters focus on the smell aspect but the look and sensation is fantastic. That's why the bodypaint is so nice, it provides an aesthetic visual for something that's usually touch based. Sweat also represent physical exertion which is also hot

>>30416327
Body paint is delicious in general.

>>30416562
There is nothing to be afraid of.

>>30416696
Finally some one gets it. Although i just like body paint as well. Seeing a monsters sweaty shining body under the paint is fantastic.

You may not like it, but this is what peak meido looks like.

>>30416696
The infamous lewdkeeper.

>>30416586
Would be a collection of porn videos involving cursed men.

>>30416779
Looks like a kejourou with a tail.

>>30415563
Wock!

>>30415563
cock blocking tentacle

https://twitter.com/pio_blops/status/1336348778324844544?s=20

this image never fails to get me hard.

>>30417192
guy kind of looks like the guy what gets mind broken by that moh

>>30417289
You get hard from invisible girls?

>>30417390
Nothing makes me harder than the nonexistence of monster girls after we've finally gotten rid of them.

>>30417445

>>30417488
Ilias was right with this, monsters are for genociding.

>>30416899
Tails improve any girl.

>>30417683
she changed her mind though

>>30417740
She was wrong to do so, monsters are the enemy and Luka is a deluded fool.

Beef

>>30417983
imagine the mating press.......

>>30417983

>>30418049
Reverse mating press

>>30418100
you must imagine both

>>30404638
because she can

>>30417983
>Size difference
>Muscles
>Strong firm hands
>Combining though hair
>Pinning me down and just running those hands all over my body
>Unable to escape because she's too strong
>Just have to grin and bear it

>>30418049
sounds dangerous..

>>30404638
Must be a monster masquerading as an angel, ventilate her skull posthaste.

>>30412858
So what does the Dark Pope look like?

>>30418207
4u

If your monster waifu became a pornstar, what would her pornstar name be?

>>30418320
ur mum m8

Hehehe
Borger

>>30418395
Dumb fox.

>>30418178
I'm afraid if I could last if she noticed that not only am I not resisting, but actively thrusting back.
>>30418395
Bad holding technique.

>>30418395
that burger is poorly constructed and lacks a proper side of onion rings

>>30418395
I want to introduce haughty rich monsters to fast food.

>>30418530
i wish to intro them to the joys of fish fry and onion rings with zesty dipping sauce

Don't forget about the other cow monster.

>>30418676
>30418676

>>30418676
You're right how could anyone forget about the other cow monster?

>>30418775
teachers are not for marriage, they must be lonely forever.

>>30418959
As someone who took an English class in high school I can agree.

>>30418775
1 one 1 sex ed class with hakutaku sensei!

>>30419011
Crush her.

>>30418280
Something like a regal nun I guess

>>30418772
Points for trying, Keine. Still the best were-hakutaku.

Still horny from earlier. Are ears an erogenous zone or something? Can't stoo dreaming about girls touching them, blowing into them, brushing up against them...

>>30419417
Sometimes.

ded

Imagine having a waifu without a tail.
Not even a slender spade tail, or little rabbit puffball. Just... nothing at all.
What a sad existence it must be.

>>30420025
I don't trust this fox

>>30420340
Foxes would never betray you.

>>30420328
>flatccubus

>>30420400
Gazer waifu protect me from tricky foxes and their lying eyes.

>>30420470

>>30420470
Yes.

>>30420470
I wanna bully a flatccubus by telling her that I would totally date her if she had tits.

>>30421034
Ew gross dude she peed herself

>>30421286
i'm pretty sure she's really happy down their and not peeing herself

>>30418395
>Zipangese Fox travels between worlds to taste the legendary Human food: 'Borger'.

>>30418530
Imagine getting isaiked to a land of monster girls and opening a fast food chain. Double Quarter pounders, Baconators french fries double downs. Plus lots of chonky girls as a side effect.

>>30421467

>>30420320
looks likes she works at a library but tries her hardest to ignore you when you have a question

>>30420328
>>30420470
>>30421034
She's so fucking sexy. Thank Lilith for pettancubi.

>>30421907
Imagine getting isekaid to a world where transcending beyond human necessities isn't just feasible but accessible, and you still gorge yourself on disgusting junk food, let alone eat regularly at all.

>>30404844
I fucking love the thought put into this, I still want to know what a toilet for them looks like though

>>30422370
Problem?

>>30410414
>Go down to your fully stocked rape dungeon to see your kidnapped elf
>She's somehow gotten a tan, found leather clothes, and slipped her bindings
>She says something about how "your knots were amateur, let me show you how an expert does it" before pulling tight the trap you didn't notice you were standing in

I got a lewd commission for once.

https://files.catbox.moe/kya3pr.png

>>30422570
Ah not again.

>>30422570
What a spoilsport

>>30422806
That's why you stay away from dark elves and stick with normal ones.

>>30422460
I just couldn't imagine even wanting to eat once I incubized, and most mamono significantly prefer cum and saliva to any other food.

>>30422997
>>30422570
Dark elves are for hiring as mercenaries and befriending as co-dom mistresses to help with your wife.
High elves are for marriage, impregnation, and hardcore bondage.

>>30422370
Imagine killing yourself haha.

>>30422370
Man I love food.

>>30421837
A very noble and well dressed rapist.

>>30423198
Dark elves remain tight and in shape even while pregnant.
High elves get soft and meaty from pregnancies.

>>30423391
Dark elves remain tight and in shape even while pregnant.
High elves remain petite and elegant even while pregnant.
Wood elves get soft, thick, and lazy from pregnancy.

>>30421034
Is this what happens when you tell a succubus that you haven't had sex in ages?
What happens if I tell her I'm a virgin?

>>30423465
I swear, for all their talk about defending nature, something makes me think that the magical forests have spoiled the Wood Elves a bit too much.

>>30422575
>SolopipB
Noice

Want to see more of best girl instead of mememoth

>>30423402

>>30423523
Dark elves have to fight for what they have, from the lowest to the highest. High elves have a culture that values beauty at every level, and effort on both the physical and magical level must be exercised to maintain it.
Wood elves are the rednecks of elves, and live off of magic tree handouts.

>>30423570
Even if she's a meme, the moth is still gigacute

>>30423638
Is that why they rely on ranged combat?
So their fat asses don't have to run so much?

>>30423402
You can practically hear the milk sloshing around in there

>>30423686
Yep. Whereas even a high elf mage will be fit enough to swordfight if the occasion calls for it, and even the laziest dark elf NEET will still be nimble enough with her hands to outclass most humans with a dagger, there are few wood elves who would even consider fighting in close range.

>>30423869
>Meaty wood elves in a forest that suck at melee.
Gonna have to go inspect this for myself.

The Black Goat Sabbath witches are knocking furiously at my front door because I posted online that "little girls have every right to own a strong man they fall in love with as property".
Should I scream something heretical to reverse the situation?

Guys there's a Hellhound and a Manticore across the street and I think I saw them lick their lips while looking at me.

Help.

>>30424179
They can't be a part of the demon army, can they?

>>30424057
I don't know what to tell you, other than that you literally asked for it.

Speaking of asking, if any single researchers from Runya's Sabbath are looking for an onii-chan, please come get me. Don't worry about another girl getting to me first - I wouldn't mind a harem of cute library lolis.

>>30424179
Evasive maneuvers, though, a tactical retreat isn't out of the question

>>30423947
Take a cup of water with you and you can recreate the one scene from Jurassic Park.

>>30424179
Initiate the Mozambique drill

>>30424317
>When she thinks she's got the drop on you but sees the glass.
She's gonna be pouting so hard.

>>30424179
Well then don't have a BBQ and not have them be invited.
Though they might want a different kind of "meat".

>>30424310
I'll lock myself in my house.

>>30424484
you fool, you've just caged yourself

>>30424621
>Manticore pressing her big titties (and tailpussy) against the glass

>>30424663
>"Fuckmeat, come out and playay~"

>>30424805
Reminder a Manticore doesn't want to be fed, a Manticore wants to hunt.

>>30424805
>Not till you get a bigger chest, the last girl had breasts twice as big!

What are some unpopular monster girls that would make for great sexual partner for humans?
I have a hentai game project and would like to add some obscure monsters.

>>30424179
Hire a bodyguard.

>>30424873
And a heelhound doesn't want to rape, she wants to cherish cute little human boys. Stay inside too long and she might think you locked yourself inside by accident, you poor thing. It's probably lonely in there, too.

>>30424909
>heelhound
Oh baby.

>>30424925
Boys love big paws and claws

Just realized that monster girl Manticores are actually closer to the proper description of the mythical beast then most pop-culture fantasy depictions, because of the human face

>>30423044
That's the thing, I would want to keep my humanity while living among the mamono.

It a Manticore stuck a bottle of wine in her tail and let the contents flow into her, would she get drunk?

>>30425129
It is like a butt chug, she get even more drunk than normal.

>>30424925
That's either a Hellhound in heels or a wrestling heel Hellhound.

>>30425037
It's impossible. Now get obediently turned into an incubus, anon.

>>30425357
No that monster boy shit belongs on /d/ or /lgbt/

Tiny girls are for brutally manhandling.

>>30425441
Like how these threads belong in /trash/?

>>30425190
Time to trick Aunt Cassandra into learning a new "party trick".

>>30407821
You called it.

https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1336448444978745344
Warning: horse pussy

>>30425522
Crush her into bloody gibbets.

>>30422575
>solopipb
holy shit

>>30425037
I'd maintain a human form most of the time, theiromorph potions might be fun, but I'd like to no longer need to eat, sleep, or shit, and would wholly embrace that blessing of incubization.

>>30425759
team up with your wine goat aunt to take the prank to the next level and make it a night you will never forget

>>30422575
nice

dont worry anon so long as you don't believe in them they can't rape you.

Next time you mock a monster girl for her name being a variation on her species, remember that any human name containing "Man", "Hito", "Adam", "Carl/Charles", "Andr", or "Franc" can be traced back to a word meaning "human".

>>30426027
hey there's a nipple in this image
a weird nipple

>>30425190
>butt chug
What the fuck?

>>30426198
Still a lot more variation than those uncreative whores.

>>30426287
No different than Arachne having names containing variations on "Spider", "Kumo", "Akavish", "Spinne", "Arach", or "Poêle".

>>30426280
You shove booze up your butt to get drunk faster, it's also easier to get alcohol poisoning this way

>>30426498
I repeat, what the fuck? That sounds unfathomably stupid.

>>30426198
A lot of human names make reference to the power or grace of god, so a lot of mamono names would probably similarly make reference to the demon lord

>>30426419
"arachne" came before "arachnid"

>>30426540
That's how it is on this bitch of an earth.

>>30426540
Why do you think it’s done almost exclusively by dumbass college kids?

Are there any monster girls that like getting alcohol up their butt?

>>30426578
And Lilith is derived from a Babylonian word referring to the wind (in Babylonian myth, she was basically a high-level Sylph), so we might see random wind-bits from languages as cultural norms in mamono names. Lots of "Fuu" and "Kaze" in Zipangan names, for example.

>>30426648
bubble slime

>>30426620
Oh? That makes it make some more sense. Without that context, I thought it was a normal thing for drunkards to do.

>>30426648
Oni's but don't bring it up unless they do.

>>30426760
How does a 4 year old have a crotch that hot?

>>30426816
First estrus

>>30425008
It's true.

Your attempt to resist has provoked the fox to continue her onslaught
Bad choice

>>30427116
>man mistakes red fox for Inari
A common mistake.

>>30426816
cause she's the most fuckable

>>30426816
"Firecrotch" has an entirely different connotation when monsters are involved.

I want a hellhound-tier cape buffalo minotaur.

I want a tall, buff monster girl that secretly wants to be the mother of a whole clan/tribe.

Every man needs a strong muscular warrior girl to love and protect him.

need oni

What the best way to make a monster feel young again?

>>30428540
Lolification potion.

>>30428540
10 glasses of wine

>>30428689
B

>>30428689
rear's for waste, front's for mates

>>30428540
Make slow, passionate love to her while cherishing and caressing every inch on her body. The kind of prolonged experience that could even wear out most lamias.

>>30426027
i'd let her fuck me

>>30429172
>wear out most lamias.
Ah, yes. I love when that happens.

>>30428540
Mating press.

>>30429832
Cute

Pawlets will never know this feel.

Why can't mofucores talk?

>>30409683
This I need

>>30417303
Baggy socks>thigh highs

>The only way to get a succubus of any kind to comprehend, understand, or bring her attention to something is if what your talking about involves sex

>>30431313
Insert "sex" between every single word.