/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dirty Pair?

>>30348737
Yes please

>>30348844
But there's still sunny days

>>30345518
>ywn be a vestal virgin and catch the Empress's eyes.

>>30348957
Such a decadent empress!

>>30348869
Winter solstice is not that far.

How do I make a hellhound embarrassed?

>>30349278
Point out that she can't rape you if you want it.

Still need big sister salamander

>>30348737
>last thread didn't even get to 600 posts again

I wonder how well she can fight with no legs?

>>30349582
/jp/ has been fast lately so the threads drop like a rock once they hit autosage. It's been while since any of them have taken more than a day to fall off.

>>30349582
You're either a moron or very new around here. Threads that last all week and have thousands of posts are only possible if the rest of the board is so slow that active threads don't keep bumping threads that have already reached bump limit off. Now that hololive threads are highly active, it would be impossible for our threads to last longer than this. It's simply a function of the website.
Lurk for 2 years before posting.

>>30349582
hololives boost has given people more to talk about then the bajillion 2hu repeats

>>30349728
A tail has more muscle
More muscle is more gooder, savvy?

>>30349870
A few weeks back, threads reached at least 800 posts, and a few months back, they reached at least 1200.

>>30349896
They usually stick to their generals, though.

>>30350310
Yes, and before that we reached around 2000 posts every thread as a norm. And do you know how this website works? I just explained to you how it works, yet you refuse to accept it. Why is this? Why are you being obstinate and morose?

>>30350310
I would post more if these thread weren't on a semi eternal loop until KC graces us with more content
Seeing as most other settings get shot down for various (and usually justifyable) reasosns.

Midgard serpent waifu when?

>>30350484
Long snek is loooooooooong

>>30350484
if MGE did her, there would be a paragraphs about how she likes to coil tighter then most lamia and how "you are her world"

>>30350565
>>30350484
Alternitivly, it could be a romantic version of fighting Thor
just think of the lyrics of "twilight of the thunder god" but with sex instead of fighting

>>30350565
That's stupidly sweet

>>30350353
It still invalidates your point of
>Lurk for 2 years
since it's only started happening recently.

Just what exactly IS a mofucore?

I wanna eat out a Hellhound while she calls me a good boy

>>30350973
>the website has only had bump limits recently
This is why you should lurk, so you don't spout inane bullshit.

>>30351008
My headcanon is that's what baby manticores look like.

>"Holy shit its human, try to act natural!"

>>30351008
what powers the mofu mecha

>>30351036
I loves mero's design I hated her personality.

>>30351036
>the website has only had bump limits recently
I wasn't saying that, you dipshit. I just said the the threads weren't archived until 800 and 1200 until recently even after reaching the bump limit. Sometimes they end up reaching the image limit too and still taking a while to get bumped into the archived. Now they don't even reach the image limit.

>>30351119
The what?

>>30351364
*into the archive

Sometimes you can get lucky

>>30351364
Yes, because the board is moving faster, leading to threads that have reached bump limit being archived quicker. Why is this so hard for you to grasp?

>>30351540
>Lucky
>THAT shirohebi
That is the absolute worst way to show your point

>>30351364
Shark girl gets several threads per day, pushing all others off the board

>>30351572
Since when the fuck did I say I didn't? All I'm saying is that it only started recently so your point of
>Lurk for 2 years
is still invalid.

>>30351540
I like it when monster girls get bondaged.

>>30349896
>>30350343
This so goddamn much. Hololive is, what, 3 or so generals? Plus another 3 for the other Vtubers?
But each 2hu character gets a thread of its own that dies with sub-100 replies.

>>30351931

>>30351869
>trying to obfuscate the issue
>using "fuck" to emphasize how mad you are
This is how it works: once a thread hits bump limit, it begins a journey to page 10 and then the archive. Nothing that happens in the thread after that point matters, it could receive no posts or thousands, and it would still be on that one-way journey. The only thing that has an impact on how quickly a thread that has reached its bump-limit is archived is the speed at which the other threads in the board move.
If you had spent any amount of time on this website you would know this and would not feel the need to complain about our threads being archived quickly.
Please rectify your behavior. You now know how things work. Accept it and move on.

>>30351630
>The context
yeah, at least she cares at the end no matter what ending you get, she's sad about it, but if rajyaki's story is canon, then he might be have a decent ending after all

>>30351968
Barry white is this mans spirit animal

>>30352016
>this is how bumping works
I've always known how it worked, so your point is completely irrelevant.
I'm just saying that the threads reaching fewer posts has only been happening recently, so you saying that having lurked for years would mean I'd know that it's always been like that is wrong.

Which is the sexiest RO monster girl?

>>30351409
Magical Mecha of the Mofu Mafia

How many anons would try to become gigolos if the portals opened up?

>>30351964
At least they gave us some nice monster girl vtubers.

>>30352465
didnt that one get doxed by china or some shit?
I don't follow hololive that much

>>30352284
>I know how the website works, I just feel the need to point out that the threads are archiving faster as if it was something people should care about because reasons
You were wrong. Just accept it and move on.

Shut the fuck up both of you

>>30352570
Fine.

We need cute robot asisstants

>>30352676
I cant tell if thats a rocket skirt or shorts with boosters attached

>>30352676
That’s a funny way to spell fleshlight

>>30352779
They appear to be shorts

>>30352608
Pyramid scheme.

>>30352504
How the fuck was I wrong? I never said the threads didn't stop being bumped after reaching bump limit before. I just said this thread survived way longer than that, even after they stopped getting bumped as recently as a few months ago, and they've only started dying faster just recently.

>>30352503
She accidentally exposed her Live2D model and breached contract.

>>30352779
I got your rocket skirt right here

>>30352788
Robots w/o mouths, yay or nay?

>>30353275
Does she have speakers then?

>>30353350
I doubt you could even stick it in a speaker.

Automatons are just metal golems, change my mind

>>30348737
It's always hibernation time when it's forever winter and you can't get out of the house without your wife freezing the kingdom to find you

>>30353577
You're not trying hard enough.

>>30354131
But you might break it.

>>30353812
Science parts.

Any monster girls that are into getting ryona'd?

gynoid animations are so rare it makes me sad

>>30354352
magic is just fancy science

>>30354863

>>30355498
waist too thin

How long do shota potions last and how do I escape a horde of momsters?

>>30356490
Are you in wonderland.

>>30355498
This shit gives me motion sickness.

>>30356682
No the zoo

i welcome the takeover of the robot overlords so i can be claimed and raped by automatons

Need me a whore lilim

>>30356945
Shota-cons, the lot of them.

>>30356945
Even worse.

>>30354830
Ogre but only if she gets to hit back.

>>30357627
Milk.

>>30357754
This cow is weird but cute.

>>30357754
What does succubus milk taste like?

HUGE DAIRY COW UDDERS

>>30357999
That must be the minimumsize for any girl hoping to make dairy seriously.

I said I need me a whore lilim

>>30358060
we heard you the first time
blablabla mari retcon bla
blablablah she has a husband now blah

>>30358197
Don't care if you've heard it all before. I'm gonna tell you about it again

>>30358060

>>30358479
Now that's what I'm talking about! But I bet she'd agree to fuck for cheaper, maybe $200

>>30358640
Stupid design makes her body look like just a human girl with a spider stuck to her butt.

>>30355498
Source?

>>30358750
And that’s a good thing!

>>30353812
Golems are just flawed stone Automatons. An emulation of a much greater creation.

>>30359117
LASAGNA IS JUST SPAGETTI FLAVORED CAKE
COFFEE IS JUST BEAN SOUP
GUNPOWDER IS JUST ANGRY SAND

So how many monsters try the whole "I'm santy claus" thing?

>>30359243
Who knows?

Being tall and buff makes monsters cuter actually

>>30359276

>>30359276
This is true

>>30359190
lasagna is closer to a baklava than a cake

>>30359428
Deep sea monsters seem spooky but nice

>>30352355
iirc Dryads in that game gave me a midriff fetish

>>30359343
I want to ask an oni if she wants to work out together on Valentine's day, then laugh at her embarrassment when she thinks I meant it as a double entendre.
and then get worn out when she gets even with me for laughing at her expense

>>30359428
How tentacle slaps will I get if ask "what's kraken?"

>>30359564
>you keep following the only source of light
>end up burying your face in her chest as she asks you to accept responsibility

>>30359648
None. She’ll just hold you close and say “I see you’re Kraken-Lackin. Want me to fix that?”

>>30359190
>GUNPOWDER IS JUST ANGRY SAND
my fucking sides

>>30351540
>>30351931
>>30351968
Sometimes snakes want to be the one wrapped up for once.

It's most likely the case that lilims don't settle on the first man they fuck being such powerful girls and all. Similar to baphomets

>>30359190
You're so wrong I don't know where to begin.

>>30358025
Can I interest you in onitenguland?

>>30353192
Were they a fat dude or an actual woman?

>>30352465
like?

>>30353192
>She accidentally exposed her Live2D model
what does that mean?

>>30360401
certainly among my favorite settings. Reguravilles nice too but it can be sketchy sometimes.

>>30360008
I don't think she's taking no for answer.

No dryad should be forced to go through winter without a husband to care for and pamper her, do your duty and help your local forest spirit today.

>>30360754
What a dopey Lich MILF

>>30360404
I think it means the character model file or something.

Remember to tame your dragons! Make them into mere female lizards!

>>30360526
>Live2D is a technique of generating animated 2D graphics, usually anime-style characters, using layered, continuous parts based on a single illustration, without the need of animating frame-by-frame or creating a 3D model.

>>30360355
angry taku-ing

>>30361065
yeah but does it mean to expose it,
like a leak of what is needed to create it?

>>30360470
All of them.

>>30348737
>What do you mean ehe!?

>>30361115
She forgot to delete a test stream.

>>30361271
Gonsidering people have lost their careers for less this year, its hard to be supriesed
sympathies to her though

>>30349896
so we are at that stage now

>>30360401
You can.
I am very interested.

How highly likely would it be that in monstergirl states (especially the extremists demon realms), certain forms of fictional fantasy media might be banned or criminalized? Because of the fears and concerns that monstergirls and other female human citizens will turn into fujoshis and husband freaks over fictional 2D boys and men?

A writing exercise. Either pick a monster image you want to post, or roll for a monster: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Whichever one you get, write a greentext using the letters of their name as a prompt for each line. For example, I rolled a holstaur. Each line begins with a word of each letter in "holstaur", so 8 lines in total.

>heavy snow falls overnight, so heavy you have to climb out the window to shovel the front door free
>over your own shovelling, you can hear your neighbor from across the street, also trying to climb out the window
>looking over the snowbank, you recognize her as the friendly zipanguese cow you ran into at the store the other day
>she notices you watching her try to struggle out her window and waves awkwardly, clearly just a smidge too busty to fit and blushing red
>telling her to hold on, you wade over and clear enough space for her to open her door
>afterward she comes out to help you shovel, before inviting you in for tea
>under a homemade quilt by the fireplace, that is
>right where she wants you

>>30361353
>Gonsidering
In this thread we use proper words

This is the future mother of ALL your daughters

>>30359721
More art for less popular monsters!

>>30361474
False.

>>30361389
I think they'd most likely just keep looking for IRL dudes

>>30359564
Does that crab sing?

>>30361474
>Echidnas live deep in dungeons
>There's hundreds of monsters between you and her
>Most them are probably are sisters or nieces
>You will end beating most them up to find her
>Most of your new family will know you as the guy who beat them up
>

>>30361557
those horns are too big and dumb

>>30361606
i am pretty sure some monsters are into that,or they make dungeons full of traps and puzzles instead of monsters

>>30361644
>i am pretty sure some monsters are into that
As fight junkies or masochists?

>>30361679
Yes

>Gremlin upgrades a zombie with cyborg robot parts, giving her a thunder-pussy that can milk a jug of semen from her victim and cumflate herself into her semen tank to use as fuel.

>>30360101
Source?

>>30361783
I thought the local undead looked more bloated than usual

Waking up in bed to a bitch gazer riding your cock because fuck permission and concent, right? She can have sex with you all the time and you'll love it.

>>30361888
nice trips also I was just quoting this anon>>30359190 but to be honest that phrase sounds funny as hell

>>30361783
>gremlins can probably turn zombies into necrons
Whoa

>>30361474
I mean, yeah, who else would bear my children but my wife? Also:
>Don't want (m)any children
>Still have MILF snek in my top ten
I don't understand myself.

Sometimes you touch the cow, and sometimes the cow touches you.

>>30362845
As long as contact is made with the cow all is well.

>>30361783
I may need some virility boosters

>>30352355
>You can make that monster into your pet as well as a Succubus and a few others

I really wanna see a story about a socially anxious man and a tentacle who are in love but can’t make a move on each other because they’re both too nervous, and a cupid has to come and intervene. Would be cute I think

>>30361571
Don't respond to the fire emblem poster

Would it be okay to conquer demon realms in order to build an empire so long as all battles were fought with demon silver?

In the next generation of monster girls, they're gonna start exposing their breasts, buttholes, and private parts as part of an excellent fashion trend of dressing lewdly.

>>30363523
It's better when that stuff is covered up. If there's nothing to take off and reveal then there isn't any mystery to be had

>>30363523
>>30363719
I imagine this is an argument that younger monsters and older monsters have frequently.

>>30363523
personally I feel that T and A look better in underwear.

>>30361606
I imagine there are three types of Echidna dungeons: Single, Married, and Inherited
>Single
Dungeons run by Echidna that are unmarried and built it from the ground up. These will be mostly be full of traps and puzzles. Occasionally monsters will pay the Echidna running it to host a room in the dungeon to try and claim men that come in. They get the chance at finding a husband and the Echidna's treasure and future dowry grows. There's an agreement among these monsters that, if a man is destined to marry an Echidna or has a strong desire to, they will honorably let him through.
>Married
Once an Echidna finds a husband and marries him, they start trying for children and the dungeon composition changes. Puzzles and traps become more difficult and the monsters renting space in the dungeon become more aggressive. This is because of two reasons. One is that they need to prevent men from getting to the Echidna because she's already married and doesn't want to give away her treasure, but Two because their own time is running out. As the Echidna gives birth to more children, they will take over the rooms to find their own husbands, leaving less room for others to rent. In this way, the dungeon will always be at full capacity and some daughters may have an "aunt" that they've grown up seeing run the next room over.
>Inherited
The first born child of an Echidna is always another Echidna. If the married couple doesn't want to keep up their dungeon and instead want to go adventuring, they may leave their daughter in charge and leave her with some starting treasure. Of course, some daughters may want to go out on their own instead of picking up the family legacy, thus creating the Single dungeon. This Inherited dungeon will often still be staffed by the daughters of the married Echidna couple, as the Echidna daughter wants to help her sisters. Although the difficulty is similar to a Married dungeon, the end prize is marrying the Echidna running it similar to a Single dungeon. Again, because most of the monsters running the dungeon are sisters, there is a standing agreement that they all look out for each other and lead a man to the species he desires most or matches best with.

From an adventurer's perspective the three can be summarized as the following:
>Single - Moderate Difficulty, Very Large Reward, Special Limited Time Event
>Married - Advanced Difficulty, Large Reward, Ongoing Event
>Inherited - Advanced Difficulty, Very Large Reward, Special Limited Time Event

Halflings have twice the love in half the space.

>>30362182
Generally speaking, the more rare the monster, the lower the fertility. Maybe you're just setting yourself up for later in life just in case your tastes change? Or maybe you just like the fertile look.

>>30364247
Big tiddy yanfoxes are top tier.

>>30354830
Dark Angel, Atlach-Nacha, Umi-Osho, Cockatrice

Which sleep-assisting girl is your favorite? For me, it's Weighted-Blanket Ittan-Momen chan.

>>30364355
Are gazers called 'beholders' and halflings 'hobbits' in the mge world because copyright law isn't the draconian force it is here?

>>30364513
Anything at least this big and soft. All I need is snug.

>>30364513
Glacie that helps keep me cool under the covers with her low body temperature

>>30364513

>>30364518
Try explaining to a less clever monster why copyright sucks and she'll think it's the fault of a powerful undead mouse.

>>30364319
This is pretty good. One thing to add though is that echidnas who give birth to themed monsters might change the layout of their dungeons to reflect their daughter's unique attributes. With an echidna who mostly gives birth to aquatic species you could have a flooded dungeon where you have to navigate water puzzles, or an echidna whose daughters are mostly slimes, beastgirls, etc. It makes for a unique dungeon experience for different aesthetics and layouts while having the added benefit of men who are looking for a specific species to marry traveling to the dungeon that meets their tastes

Also a funny idea is that even married echidnas could make use of their dungeons by renting them out as modified danger rooms or amusement parks to families and married couples

>>30364739
At least we have Lovecraft and the Oz books
Nome King when?

>>30364904
That's a cool snek

>>30365244
One look at the background in this picture shows why there is a lot of eastern Europeans in the MGE fan base.

>>30365058
One thing I like about centaurs is that they tend to have HUGE breasts

>>30365322
They like dirt?

>>30365595
They're big dirt enthusiasts.

>>30364355
And 3x the lewdness.

>>30365745
hey I don't like dirt.
Also there are shitloads of wheat/sunflower fields here. Or at least where I live.

>>30365595
>hello this is the Monster Insemination hotline, how can I help you today?
>you say you’ve had sex with your hubby 20 times a day, everyday, for the past two months, and you’re still not pregnant?
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, have you.... tried turning him off and on again?

>>30365843
This doujin made me realize that the lotus position is the ideal position for having sex with lolis.

>>30364739
>powerful undead mouse.
I want this

>>30361394

>When did you first visit wonderland? It must have been awhile ago as far you can remember.
>One fall day, some years ago, while your parents were out of town
>Night had started to fall by the time you stumbled across a wonderworm
>Dreading the idea of being alone and without food and water, you asked her for help, to which she agreed readily.
>Everything she offered you, you ate or drank whilst sitting on her soft and squishy body
>Relaxing around her seemed so easy, whether due to her calm nature or the smoke, its hard to say
>When you stifled a yawn, she offered her own body as bedding, something that just seemed like the natural thing to do
>Once asleep, she held you close, draping a soft blanket over you.
>Relaxing with her tobacco, she let out a satisfied sigh
>Many days and nights would pass with the wonderworm at your side.

>>30366175
Comfy.

Touch fluffy ears.

>>30367023
Touch them! Fluff them! Rub and squish them until she can't stand it!

>>30367023
Hang on, let me just check to see if it's safe.

>>30367106
I want a long haired kiki

Would a kikimora be willing to suck her masters dick in a public space like, let say, a train full of people?

>>30367266
Probably
Monsters are a lot more open about that stuff

>>30367229
For some reason this gives me a sleepy vibe.

>kiki with floor-length black hair and long, droopy, floppy ears like a bloodhound
>sleepy bedroom eyes, soft voice, very slight dark circles under her eyes
>never buttons up or straightens out her uniform all the way, wears it loose and a little wrinkled
>looks lazy but still keeps the place pristine, her abnormally large feather-tail sweeps the floor as she ambles her way around the house
>hums and brushes her hair while she works, picking out the dust bunnies from her ears while she yawns
>"Mmh, mastah, what's for dinner? Want me to run to the store or are you good with frozen pizza?"
>"Whatever, we'll figure it out later. Let's take a bath. You'll help wash my hair again, right? I can't reach the back..."
>you agree, worried she'll fall asleep in the water again

>>30367628
Tired Kikis are for cuddling

>>30367023
Rub'em and touch them until she gives you a good shock and cuddles

>>30368055
Cuddle, nap, massage, then mating press. In that order.

>>30361474
One of my wives is an echidna so she'll definitely be the mother of some of my daughters

>>30361474
Imagine having a varied harem and only one mother-in-law.

>>30368537
She's gonna wake up refreshed and pregnant

The Cunnypuff Girls are born! Using their ultra-super powers, Bapho-chan, Witch-chan, and Familiar-chan have dedicated their lives to stopping oppai and the forces of loli suppression!

>>30368665
brushy brush

>>30368665
that small echidna looks way too smug

>>30368760
This is fantastic.

>>30368758

It's getting cold out. Are you the type of anon who wants a monster to keep him warm, or would you prefer to be responsible for warming up a monster?

>>30361394
>abrasive snaps echo through the palace, a warden with stringent temper orders around her subordinates
>nervous peers resent her authoritarian demeanor, but her manservant would plot to humble her
>uttering the spell he recited every night, his practice would pay off
>bindings of enchanted linen wrapped around the anubis, restraining and silencing her until she was fully subdued
>in the shadows he emerged. now it was his turn to have his way
>snuggling with her captor, she resisted at first, but she slowly bonded with him as she learned about his troubles. she would strive to change her mood from then on.

>>30368986
what if my monster is something cold blooded like a lamia? do we just hide deep inside a cave?

>>30368760
But the evil titty monsters like the Kakuen Mojo Josephine, the Succubus Her, and the shortstack Goblin group The Gangreen Fangs are always causing trouble for them and the city of Loliopolis!

>>30368760
Damn you Cunnypuff Girls!

>>30369145
She piles up all the blankets in the house on one bed and pulls you under them so you can be her little space heater.

>>30368760
Imagine feeling threatened by breasts, of all things.

>>30369336
I do agree with that. Let people who love big titties love big titties and let those who love delicious flat chest love delicious flat chest. Nothing good comes from trying to force people against their base desires.

>>30369336
Flat is justice. Logic would then dictate that uselessly large breasts are an injustice!

>>30369336
what do you mean

titlets feel threatened by large breasts all the time

>>30369492
Titlet cope.

>>30369692
Wonderland has given us great things

>>30369468
Try having a waifu that would change the size of her breasts only to mindbreak you alternately between large and small breasts.

>>30369692
Wock is large!

>>30369692
Big fat love monster!
>>30369828
Wonderland has Titanic Titty Town for all the breast lovers needs.

>>30369947
Lorge wocks occur due to excess tea parties

>>30369963
I hear the Cheshires hover lower due to their busts and the trumparts all have areola peeking from their tops

>>30369883
Flow kelps can do something like that depending on how much moisture they have.

>>30370168
You forgot the mad hatter.

>>30370168
Yup, and Jubs can't even fly.

Also the town has a strangely large supply of milk.

What's one of the more fluffier girls to find?

>>30370327
They can probably fly as well as a chicken or turkey.

>>30369828
that it has.

>>30370305
Oh, that goes without saying

>>30370327
The dodos of jub jobs
Never have any trouble finding mates for some reason.

And the wonderworms? Some good 'head rests' for husbands

What happens if you tell a undead "over my dead body"?

>>30370493
Inari are definitely up there, but they require some investment to reach their full mofu potential.

>>30370684
Maximum comfy

guest cover kraken
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1335899302443450371?s=20

>>30370749
They take it as a invitation.

Do horcs give birth to normal porcs as well, and vice versa for porcs?

Monster Girl Encyclopedia is it any good?

>>30371044
I think its one of those of things you answer for yourself.

>>30370907
I want to release inside of her.

>>30370809
Squishy cuddlebug that you wanna hug. And take in second hand smoke.

>>30367229
>>30367628

>>30371217
But her work ethic

>>30368760
Watch out for Moejisha!

>>30361659
One can never have enough monster maids.

>>30371217
Did you just draw it because if you did that's cool.

>>30367628
Damnit, I'm at work. I can't be dozing off just reading this.

>>30367628
>>30371217
bet she talks slowly and absent-mindedly talks to herself whilst she works

>>30371217
From the thumbnail, she almost looks like a kejourou.

>>30371618
I'll never be as jacked as this guy....

>>30371051
_no

>>30371704
You'll be more jacked than him. Leave humanity behind, 5 scoops, come on

>>30360404
Hololive only hire women for their female vtubers, they have a male branch called holostars.

>>30371992
Huh

>>30371217
Adorable

>>30370749
>I AM your dead body

>Piano mimic that sits in the corner ready to jump scare you when you get near it

>>30371217
She’s getting all the cuddles and headpats she’d ever want.
Plus all the lazy, sweet, bath time love making would be amazing.

>>30371217
>The Headmistress of Maid School said she'd never find a Mastah
>Now she's got a loving husband and the Headmistress is still single.

>>30372334
>Headmaster kiki is still single
>She has seen dozens of kikis go and get Mastahs
>Even that a lazy kiki got a Mastah
>Headmaster is about to go feral soon.

>>30372564
A Kiki can only go without a mastah for so long.

Imagine a Chimaera that’s part manticore rather than snake and has a manticore tail.
How would YOU mix your ideal Chimaera wife, bros?

I want to be hugged by a monster who doesn't know her own strength!

>>30372990
All I want is a dragon gf

Haremfags how do you imagine you harem interacting with each other who’s the
Leader etc.

>>30373118
How would dragons view Chimaeras that are part dragon?

>>30373327
>Bicorn says she's the leader due to her being a bicorn
>Lizard girl says she's the leader due to being the strongest
>Ghoul says she's the leader due to giving the best blowjobs
>Black Harpy doesn't give a damn
>Succubus just want everyone to kiss and get along. And by kiss, she means kiss my dick

Hopelessly fighting an ancient evil that can easily overpower you but takes takes pity on you for trying so damn hard and pretends to be defeated

>>30373400
With disdain, as they're mudbloods.

>I am not a bad slime.

>>30373327
Wisp is the obvious leader.
If anyone wants my essence they have to lick it out of her creampied pussy

>>30373623
>Melty
I call bullshit

>>30373327
Not a harem fag but I would be the leader if I was.

>>30373327
The Pharaoh has to be the leader Anon.

>>30373327
Between me, my loli Night Gaunt wife, and my loli Atlach-Nacha wife I would be the leader. We would spend all of our time merged together building our web. I imagine my Atlach-Nacha wife to be generally a kind and sweet girl that is irritable because of her venom but I would try to keep her bit and at peace as much as possible. In contrast I imagine my Night Gaunt wife to be submissive and obedient but deep down she very jealous and clingy, wanting all of my attention. But even with her jealousy they get along as long as I provide constant attention to their bodies.

>>30373510
Oh yeah well how would Mrs. dragon feel about her son marrying a chimera?

>>30367165
I think your detector is broken.

i want a monster to defeat my penis in singles combat

>>30374614
And I want to genocide monsterkind, alas they don't exist so both of our desires will remain unfulfilled.

>>30372779
sea slime gets no love or chips.

>>30373704
>ting ting

>>30375050
I just wanna throw her around.

monkey butt makes me go bananas

>>30375338
Monkeys are the most closely related to humans so naturally they're the best wife for them.

>>30375338
God I want her to rape me into going full monke

>>30375640
I hear it every time

>>30375338
i'm all about legfish butt, also lizards.

All hail the Kobold queen!

>>30361474
>all of them
Only some. Granted, she's probably going to be the mother of a disproportionate percentage of them she's an echidna who never wants to not be pregnant.

>>30375962
Kobold man good

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>30376171

Thinking about it, all kikis walk around barefoot. I wonder how they keep their feet so clean so they don't track dirt into the house. I bet their feet get cold in the winter, especially walking through the snow. They should have some kind of boots specially made for kikis.

>>30375962
C U T E

>>30376171
Are you still required to hail the pharaoh if you're her adopted son?

>>30376252
Gyaru monsters scare me.

>>30376269
Do you think Kikis bully other Kikis based on the size of their heels?

>>30375962
But I didn't vote for her.

>>30376304
Good. But you know what’s even scarier?
Gyaru momsters.

>>30376263
Despite making up 13% of MGC population hellhounds are responsible for 53% of all rape in MGC.

>>30375962
where's the rubber and the ball gag?

>>30376451
>go to bed
>look over at the doorway
>she's there
>oh god oh fuck
>"Ready to get tucked in, cherryboy?~"

>>30376766
>Read that as "fucked in"

>>30376263
But why tho?

Nuns are for ____

>be you
>go to school
>>30372564
your headmistress
>>30376252
your classmate
>>30376932
the school nurse
how do you survive?

>>30376263
On the one hand, that's some good shitposting.
On the other hand, I get the sinking feeling that there's gonna be some /pol/ shit around this.

>>30373327
Mad hatter and I are the leaders mad hatter like to read books and write her own kakuen is carefree so she really doesn’t care as Long as she gets attention ryu is the quiet type takes care of the cocking mostly and other house things raiju likes lot of attention is into things like singing etc raiju and kakuen like to hang out together

>>30377031
Fun with potions.
https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1333048931937378305

>>30376171
I would gladly serve this Pharaoh.

>>30375338
Kakuen best species

What does H'Orc butthole taste like?

>>30377449
Shit, probably.

>>30377449
Raw bacon.

>>30377449
How horny are you?

>>30377658
Dees much.

behold my hellhound slave

>Dark Valkyrie heard that men like women who can cook
>Dark Valkyrie decides to start a cooking channel where she makes normal food but in utterly batshit ways and always demolishes the kitchen in the process
>And she is warrior after all so she is gonna make food like one, her future husband will surely be impressed

Basically MG version of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time
https://www.youtube.com/user/SwedishMealTime

>>30377875
I don't know about this, my spidey senses are tingling.

>>30377800
Something about these women are telling me they are ready for impregnation. Can't put my finger on it, though.

>>30377892
>Marry a mershark
>Given raw fish for dinner
>Marry a Mantis
>Given raw deer meat for dinner
>Marry a Zombie
>Nothing
>Marry a Ushi-oni
>A fine steak for dinner

>>30377892
>"What better way to get a nice sear on the meat then by using THE RIGHTEOUS DIVINE FURY OF THE GODS."
>her eyes glow and she lift off the ground as golden light shines down on her
>a beam of white-hot radiance slams down on the dish
>when it stops, the meat is left perfectly cooked
>"Simple as that."

>>30378189
>Ushi oni
>fine steak
Sorry I don’t really count whole cow cooked over bonfire pit as a steak

what do you think druella smells like?

>>30378438
Whatever makes you horny. Lilims aren't exactly bound by normal rules.

>>30378364
It was like one time anon.

>>30375962
Gonna train that queen

>>30378515
But she did such a good job!

>>30378515
What is this, a spidercow for ants?

You still hug your onee-san like a good otouto, right?

>>30378438
Old spice body soap.

>>30378737
I don't have one of those.

>>30378737
Of course.

>>30378515
Hope you got the Ushi package on your homeowner's insurance.

any jc fans here?

Gonna stand up for my pharaoh sis and protect her from the snake bullies

>>30378737
Jeez, not in front of my adventuring party. It's embarrassing.

>>30379306
Duh

>>30378737
Its more like being crushed by her, but okay

>>30373118
>tfw no Dragon Zombie gf

What strange ideas for courting men might mamono get when exposed to modern human culture?