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Why yes I am a /u/schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLMCvW96564&t=2h51m33sHere is the timestamp of Ame burying GurAme for good. The important takeaway here isn't about her thoughts on shipping and the fandom, but rather the fact that this disproves that Ame has any romantic feelings towards Gura whatsoever. If she did, she would have qorded what she said a bit differently. It's clear now that Ame only thinks of Gura as a friend and will never see her as anything more. Ina is her one true love and this proves itThe dual collabs this week change nothing. In fact, they only further prove that amesame is nothing. Ame wanted to publicly clarify that they were only friends before the schedule reveal so no one would get the wrong idea.
I choose this one.
this one
>700k karaokeWhy is ame numberfagging? 700k is meaningless
The Die Hard watchalong suddenly reminded me that I used to watch youtube videos with my friend over discord all the time, we would sync up the video and hit play at the same time and just have the time of our lives.He killed himself over a year ago.
Gura is so precious to me
>>30380004You're a fag for making a thread minutes early desu
Teamates... we won
Week's looking pretty yellow right now, how do you feel?
>>30380070This rrat is a bit stale...
Kiara, if you're here, please sing Fireflies on Saturday.
>Kiara board>can post KiaraSausage
>>30380083Ame... your self-loathing is showing...
>surveyposters>yes/no
>>30380070Cope
>>30380070So where's the Ina collabs
>>30380048>people backseating a game they never even played beforeIt's going to happen and I'll have a hearty laugh throughout it all. She's going to have a ton of viewers.
noooooooo my 2hu threads nooooooooo
Even Joseph is kneeling.
THANK JESUS FOR BEING BORN IN THE SAME ERA AS AME
>>30379705I would argue a lot of its kino came from the game itself. It was essentially an interactive watchalong that allowed the girls to both roleplay a script and react to twists and turns in a story. With constant minigames and just the right amount of banter, it's a genius stream game and I hope that Kiara and Mori can recreate that magic.
Still waiting for Kiara to stream Minecraft friends, where we at?
Die Hard Chads WW@
http://poal.me/ve89gphttp://poal.me/ve89gphttp://poal.me/ve89gp
>>30380085Anon...
Chances Gura will also play Cyberpunk on release?
>>30380108fuck off
>>30380083How could Amelia post this?!
So Gurame antis just got BTFO right? Honestly starting to think ame might be in this threads.
2hus...
Ame will get 20k after finish streaming cyberpunk
y-yeah okay but Ina will have THREE Gura collabs this week!!!!!!!!!!!!you'll all see......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30380070I'm not /u/ or anything but I hope Gura and Ame off collab in some months and I hope they end up sleeping in one bed together at night and then they cuddle and eventually kiss and kiss some more with tongue and the next night they do it again but then go further and suck on each other's boobies and lick each other's pussies and I hope they truly fall in love with one another and become a real couple and buy a nice house with a big garden somewhere where they will live and stream together for many years to come
>>30380099300 images300 Kiarastake the KFP Pledge™
How long until Gura can start walking again
>>30380065the only rrats that get to eat nowadays...
>>30380004I LOVE AMESAME!
>>30380095It's like sunshine...
I'm going to lose my shit if the faggots in chat ruin Ame's day
I feel bad for Anya suffering with her PC.
>>30380095I feel greatt. Chumbud
They are lovers.
We're home bros...
>>30380083Ame sing Careless Whisper for karaoke
I hope some good fanart comes out of the Die Hard watch along. I'm looking at you Klaius.
>I am a prostituteHow do we feel about this earth shattering utterance from Gawr Gura?
>>30378943People say Gura never misses a note, but her voice blanks out during that one high note in that interval the majority of the time she does it. Probably a problem with switching between chest and head voice? She needs more than breathing practice at least.
>>30380095It look like piss
>>30380070Shut the fuck up, this rrat is so dead it's turned into dust
I want to protect this cute detective from her display capture's delay.>>30380060based Ame
Towa baby
I love Polka
>>30380004
>>30380070>"I do not promote that stuff myself">"I cant stop you from doing it">Didnt even say shes "fine with it" or that she "doesnt care"She definitely hates it, but had to say it in a nice way. Guramebros should really take the hint.
/u/schizos can't stop winning, aww what happened to the seagulls and discord raiders that were doom posting? Did the influx of Ame and Gura fans scare you?
>>30380095>3 blue streams but no Gura schedulesasuga lazy Shark...
>>30380095Thank Jesas for being born in the same era as Amelia
>>30380141Why does his shirt say circle?
>>30380083The real milestone will be knocking that whore Rushia out of the top 10.
You know what, just this once, i will allow Jay to fuck my oshi just to cheer him up. I dont want any of my bros feel depressed. I want my bros to feel the sunshine my oshi provides
Looking forward to coming week
How are your reps going during these dead hours
>>30380117You forgot suicide and sobstory fags.
Takodachis are becoming insufferable with their shipping nonsense
>>30380065>>30380131Based. Rrats need to get into the /u/ territory if they want to eat like kings.
KNEEL
>>30380070Everyone's just gonna say cope but you're right. Its not even a bad thing. Gura and ame are obviously very close friends now, but they're not in love. Iname isn't real either though
>>30379922Actually wouldn't be too sure, everybody and their mother is gonna stream it and ame might fuck herself by forgetting to enable streamer mode
>>30380120She doesn't like to play FPS games, but we will see APEX collab.
>>30380004Ame REALLY needs to capitalize on her popularity and the huge hype of Day1 Cyberpunk. by waking up earlier and stream the whole day, maybe 12 hours if she can stand it.
>>30380147I don't think people say that
WHERE IS THE STREAMS !!!!!!!!!!!?
>>30380085Don't forget this send this in an akasupa paid for in ARS
Letting /u/ take over Hololive was a bad idea
>>30380095Teamates can't stop winning
>Ina schedule is such a let down she won't buff herself>Kiara schedule with buff her but not that much>Ame schedule will buff her a lot like there is no tomorrow>Mori schedule is so-so but willget a buffIna stop killing yourself
It's not actually an issue or anything, but listen-along right before Supa Sunday seems a little silly when they're basically the same thing except Ame is picking the music in one.
>>30380070Anonchama.. your timestamp reps..
>>30380114the 2hus...
>>30380163Gonna guess Gura's schedule>Soma>Minecraft>karaoke>collabs with Ame / Kiara
Are you excited for the worst chat you've ever seen in Ame's Cyberpunk stream?
just filter the top rrat you guys.
Gura has at least THREE confirmed collabs next week. Everybody wants a piece.
There isn't enough Amelia art that really shows how short she is.
>>30380142Gawr Gura did not utter those words, you must be confused.
>>30380147nobody says that anon
>>30380131I feed my rrats well by making my schizo narratives so powerful they hardly make sense
I fucking hate you faggots
>>30380004Anya
>>30380160Based. Gurame should stop being delusional
>>30380201works on my machine
Am I the only one who doesn't see either Gura or Ame in a sexual way? I think Kiara is the only EN girl I'd come close to feeling aroused by. Noel on the other hand...
Anya's feet!
>>30380083We know you don't care about numbers, Amelia, but thanks for doing something nice for us anyway.
>>30380123They can't get BTFO'd because Guramefags are their own antis They'll go back to schizoposting about they secretly hate each if there isn't a collab next week
>>30380085Jesas...
>>30380159What's a Reading Maro?
>>30380123Did you see Ame tell chat they are cuter then usual today? I believe Mori and her are here for sure.
>>30380070Don't even bother trying to argue with guramefags. They are so deluded they think 2 collabs after a month long drought means they are in love.
>>30380196I'm excited for Ina's week though.
>>30380180I'll make sure to spam in chat so she enables streamer mode
>>30380142How new? Everyone but newfags have already seen that video.
>>30380110Takamori are going to spend an entire stream stuck on the lookout part while getting increasingly frustrated at each other and trying their damnedest not to let any of it through. It's going to be kino for entirely different reasons from amesame.
>>30380221I hope she does something with her setup in those two days
>>30380180Might be the only time I actively numberfag
>>30380095Blue and Yellow look so nice together
>>30380205Forgot her weekly RFA
If this is allowed, why can't we have this type of content?
>>30380147I'm yet to hear a song where Gura doesn't miss a little. She's not a professional singer
I am not a skitzoBut it would be nice for Gura and Ame to be togetherLike what's wrong with that?I can imagine them slowly warming up to each other and than Gura paying for ame's plane tickets to come visit her.. They do a few streams together and become even closer as physical contact becomes normal. Now i'm not a skitzo but that's pretty heartwarming..Eventually at night, Gura would have sleep paralysis and get scared then she would go meet Ame in the dead of night, they sleep together for the first time and try to hold back their urges. Both sides unsure of the others feelings. Eventually things progress and next thing you know they are engaging in oral intercourse...
Does the game a way out has a single player mode for Ina to play?
>>30380070It's clear that they're cute friends, not raging lesbos. Yurifags yurifagging, as per usual.
I love Amelia!
/U/SCHIZOS CHADS WE WIN AGAIN
>>30380070Begone, rrat.
https://files.catbox.moe/4objtc.mp3
>>30380221>SUN - OFFgod I wish
>>30380219She's only my fourth favorite but I still cherish Ina
>>30380070Based.
>returns to Japan>gets quarantined for 2 weeks
>>30379972>>30379932>>30379897The only people I saw talking about what it meant was people from other countries explaining what it meant in the UK. Most people use the Middle figure gesture now here and the two fingers version hasn't been even mildly shocking since the 70s/80s.I refuse to believe any adult Brit found this offensive - and I say that being fully aware of how utterly fucking insane most of my countrymen are.
KWAPPI'S CRAPPER
Oh you were planning to watch other Holo's streams? That's cute. Would be a shame if someone... Streamed 15 times this week...
>>30380120Not impossible, but I don't think its likely.
>>30380205Seems extremely likely.
>>30380196Ina is the only one I'm excited to watch.
>>30380070I mean, I like this ship and even admit that is more genuine than Takamari, even tho I am a Takamorifag, but... Do people here actually believe they are in love with each other in real life? They know that it's just yuribaiting, right?
>>30380245Those are supposed to start in January
>Tweets in jp>jop only stream>Schedule in both english and jpThis girl is going hard for the jp audience huh.
>>30380196Hololive is a surrogate friend to Ina and nothing more. She could have 100 viewers and still he happy.
>>30380253She can play it together with Iofi!
>>30380134I uniroincally hope she turns on membership chatIt's gonna be full of fags trying to backseat and spoil the story
>>30378968Shit I thought I replied but anyway, I fucked up at some point but might redo them later on as I am doing other stuffs and I have the same brain as that sharkI also blame ame for those streams
How will amelias chat be during cyberpunk?
>>30380168plz don't badmouth my oshi anon ;_;
>>30380267AHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NOT THE PUN AAAAAAAAAGGHHHH
>>30380095Where do you get this?
>>30380140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45HDbDAY1o
Hello I bought all the Watsoncoins during the debut, I am filthy rich anyone want 1 or 2 coins?
>>30380184>she needs more /v/ children who won't make her moneyNot really...
>>30380114Woah, Gengetsu is real? Holy shi--
>>30380196Ina is a consistentcy queen.
https://youtu.be/S5ypebAWbfIbut why?
>>30380227BetterANYA BACKUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30380273Thank god that I'm in EST so my sleep schedule isn't too destroyed
>>30380205>>karaokeI fucking wish, wouldn't even care if she doesn't stream anything else
>>30380184No way, she might miss her other streams.
>>30380221>>30380227I wouldn't mind Anya taking advantage of her two months of potato PC by becoming an RPG Maker horror game streamer like Mori tried to be before Canadian akasupas mindbroke her. It will be really comfy.
>>30380134If its about the Cyberpunk stream, yeah its gonna happen. Between backseaters, /v/ and twitterfags trying to start shit and bring down the mood, it'll be a fucking mess.
>>30380274She did say also wants to play it, but yeah probably not this week.
>>30380227These are not very good feets....
I'm glad A Way Out is on Kiara's channel, because Mori would definitely fuck up the censorship of the shower stuff.
>>30380095Kiarafags accept their oshi has a shit singing voice right?because that stream is gonna be laughable
Defective Detective...
>>30380272>buttsex with a girl that desperately wants a dozen kidsAnon that's hot
>>30380070>another fag taking shipping seriouslyKill yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGSJCHqxDgQ
>>30380196Ina's schedule looks comfy and I'm looking forward to itt.Takodachi
>>30380136Then donate to her via streamlabs anonchama
amelia could beat the shit out of every other EN with ease
>>30380226Same here. My brian is incapable of sexualizing any of the ENs except for Kiara.
>>30380134Shes done a lot of work on auto moderation since the Witcher chat and probably specifically chose a late night stream for burger hours to keep the dumbest part of the crowd out
>>30380226I'm subscribed to noel in every way possible, she's too much
>>30380255Gura is an actually lesbian though and has a crush on ame. You're right that ame only thinks of her as a friend though and nothing will happen.
>>30380114gengetu.........
>>30380235Yurishitters in general are like this.
>>30380227W-why did she draw attention to not wearing shoes in her debut? Does she want us to look at her feet or something haha.....
>>30380205Pls I need Karaoke stream.....
>>30380319Shes here
>>30380219Ina...
>>30380211Agreed
>>30380279I doubt that many of them actually ship them as hard as they act like they do. They just want an excuse to shitpost about it.
>>30380200that just means longer zatsudan, which is wonderful.
>>30380217I hate myself too don't worry
>>30380094>HoTS to upset MOBA bores>Cyberpunk controversy>Die HardI'm sorry about mean about your debut Ame, should have invested in Amecoin.
>>30379869They see the writing on the wall. Holofes is going to be huge for getting them publicity in Japan and the EN audience grows larger by the day. The real unity should be both threads bashing in nijinigger heads at every opportunity.
>>30380142All women are prostitutes. Some of them just do it for free.
>>30380316>because Mori would definitely fuck up the censorship of the shower stuffbut that would be funny
>>30377999at least you made me creative today
>>30380329and that's why kiara concealed carries
>>30380289I'm hoping it being new MIGHT reduce the backseating but who the hell knows
>>30380314There's no way to backseat for cyberpunk at least. The game hasn't even come out.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1336070412925472768Teammates, why is your girlfriend so into edgy pretty boys with long hair?
>>30379814Beautiful
>>30380244Sometimes I watch a vtuber who has a vibrator hooked up to her superchats. I superchatted her $10 in English and she said "Thank you very manko". So I laughed instead of masturbating.
>>30380316Anon... I...
>>30380319>Ame unironically leeching off of Kiara and Mori's sensei schtickSad.
>>30380205If she has a karaoke this week then nothing else matters it'll be a great week.
>>30377999This was my doodle for the redraw thing the nousagi posted but I was too slow and the thread was too fast. I'm sorry...
>>30380227>Oppai loli>Lolibaba>backless>barefeetGreat design. Too bad her PC and mic are crap
>>30380342Don't worry, we'll get jazz karaoke this week bro
>>30380196Ina can literally do her idea of pen tapping ASMR for four hours where all she does is draw with the mic close to her tablet and she'll maintain 13k viewers the entire time
>>30380336gura is a lesbian but she already has a girlfriend
Gura is actually a lesbian, but you normalfags are too stupid to understand that. Unironically she is a lesbian, this is just the truth.
>>30380134I swear to god Ame better stealth install a chat filter this week. Nonmembers chat isn't worth sifting through at all.
>>30380253Ina......
>Your Oshi>Did you buy Cyberpunk 2077>Will you play it the first day or watch someone else playing it
>>30380233reading marshmallow submissions
>>30379869Well, they dont want the Holos to be as popular as they are >>30379940It's not working tho www>>30379870They have groups where they "organize" to boost their view numbers, specifucally for the Vampirefag but it's super obvious.The dude has double the views of (i.e) Pekora/Korone on his videos but only half the likes, remember you can only like a video once time but put it on loop forever.>>30379876Yes, every stream is verified manually by YT and allowed to be reuploaded, they are getting more mad because senchou is so BASED that she turned it into a joke, just check twitter.
>>30380339Hey, yuri sells.
>>30380070Amelia lied to us or didn't get what her dream meant.>"Ah, I had a dream, I had a dream where you guys, teamates, were like personified as a bunch of stuffed animals, but you were like misfit stuffed animals that were like a bunch of different parts from different stuffed animals stitched together, and you were in the claw machine, and I was a prize in the claw machine too, and we were in the claw machine together. You guys were prizes too, don't forget it.Based on that, this dreams could mean that she sees her chat as a bunch of random people inside a claw machine, and that those people are damaged people(misfit). But none of that explains why she was inside the claw machine with chat in the first place, or how she knew teamates were the stuffed animals. Here's what the dream actually means:>the stuffed animals are a bunch of candidates for hololive>the holos are all damaged girls with a lot of problems >she was inside it with all of them>all of them are prizesThis is how Ame feels about hololive, all the girls are prizes and deserve love, that's why she's so supportive. And this makes perfect sense since she dreamed about that when ID debted.Now Based on this baseless assumption, I can confirm that the Cyrborg Obama was Yagoo,(https://youtu.be/nhYDJU1NCm0)) and the whiskey was hololive, she didn't like the pressure at first but SOMETHING (the sugar) made her accepted it Since she dreams a lot with Gura in dreams that she's falling down plataforms, then Gura is the sugar of her life. She loves Gura.
>>30380321Why do people keep mistaking yuri for actual lesbianism?
>>30380316Anon...
>>30380326
>>30380316Found the concernfag
>>30380208Will it actually be the worst ever? Most people won't even know how to play Cyberpunk for the first few weeks. Most of chat's toxicity comes from knowing the "right" way to do something.
>>30380142Edgy and vulgar humour was her thing friend.
Gura.....is.....detoxified
>>30380279Kill yourself you fucking pussy. You'll see when the offcollab happens and they have sex and a month later move into the same place. They will fall in love whether you like it or not.
>>30380166(You)
>>30380342That's not how you hold a bow, in fact the bow doesn't even have a frog
>>30380375BLUE BOARDBLUE BOARD
>>30380305>whole stream is going to be ruined by /hlgg/ comparing it to gurame playthrough at every possible chance
>>30380271Mostly used by teenagers in their "edgy" days/
>>30380273>Oh you were planning to watch other Holo's streams?Not really. I only plan to watch Amelia. Other streams I just throw on for background noise while I do something else.
>Will stream Cyberpunk>Will probably get 100k+ viewers from hitting trending with the usual 10-20k and people will tune in because "whoa an anime girl playing Cyberpunk? Wacky concept!">Will have to go ultra tard wrangling mode because people can't read rules>Everyone will spread the word about her and she'll get a massive sub boost, but because everyone who watches debut games instead of playing them are poor, she'll see no immediate profit>Now she has to deal with a chat twice as large and autisticShe doesn't deserve this.
[7:04 PM] ameliaᵃᵐᵉᵉᵉ: I was thinking we could play a game or maybe watch a movie this week what do you think[7:37 PM] Gura: can we do both..??
>>30380361>>30380363Not knowing anything won't stop people from telling her to go here or do this whenever any option presents itself though. They'll just try to play the game through her.
I see Iofi is using her ID powers to collab with the forbidden one...
>>30380273I have several Kiara streams and a few old Ina membership streams that I want to catch up on and it's not going to happen any time soon.
>>30380288Im just saying man, you're sitting on a gem. Also it hurts to see talented artists just give up on stuff. Goodluck bud!
>>30380283Lofi... that Indog leech
>>30380244It'll be the nail in the coffin to any sort of functional relationships. I'll be spending time with, donating to and fucking my virtual girl friend.
now its time to sleepgn bros
>>30380289a warzone, we are going to need an entire library of Ao-Chans to wrangle the tards
>>30380403Anon, that was a genuine question...
>>30380361>>30380363you guys must be new to this. people are going to backseat 100% by asking her to do the things they would want to do if they were playing. plus it'll have been out for a few hours by the time she streams it.
>>30380168Rushia is a good girl and deserves her success.
>>30380316They don't even have to censor it
>>30380317here's your (You)
>>30380417Thanks for the leak Ame
>Very busy, can mostly only watch videos on the side while doing light reps for breaks>In love with Cyberpunk theme, been exited for 2077 for ages>Really want to watch Amelia play>Don't want to be spoiled and experience it for myselfwat do
>>30380417>33 minutes to replyoh no no no it's over guramebros
>>30380211Agree. I need more art of short Amelia and feminine Amelia. Too many artists downplay both.
>>30380281Ollie shoots for ENAnya shoots for JPReine shoots for IDTOGETHER? U N I T Y
I fucking love Gura watchalongs and now we get a GurAme one? Blessed fucking week.
>>30378439I remember there being a built-in spell checker in all the popular browsers, did they somehow remove it? I don't think an extension is necessary for anyone, it's more likely they're doing it on purpose to annoy you and several other posters. Compare it with the fact that recently, 'gacha' from gachapon is being misspelled as 'gatcha'. Hell, let me feed you the archive link itself. https://www.tokyochronos.net/jp/search/text/gatcha/https://boards.4chan.org/search#/gatcha
How many of you have NOT seen Die Hard?
>>30380361It will make it worse because they're relying on choppy videos and stuff they make up on the fly
>>30380360Bond Burger?
>>30380415Because she do fuck all
>>30380417Fake, Gura would've responded to Ame within the minute even if she was in the middle of a stream.
>>30380433Yeah, you're right. I just wanna be optimistic about it.
>>30380160This isn't worthy of posting in consecutive threads, anon! Guramechads won. Accept it.
>>30380410Maybe they just won't be in the thread at the time, right? Haha...
>>30380445Watch Amelia ofc
>>30380453Me
>>30380317false chumbud
Do we have all 5 schedules yet or are we still waiting on Gura again?.Either way this entire week looks good for UNITY bros.
>>30380141It shall be done
>>30380453I've only seen scenes. Never the full movie.
>>30380417can you post some other chats, be careful not to leak the you-know-what
Jay or Mukkun /hlgg/?
>>30380423I'm not giving up, that's why its titled as practice
>>30380289Probably make her drop it
>>30380360Ame on Same
A Way Out Takamori is going to be fake as fuck. Kiara already saw the ending..
>>30380415she knows what she's doing
Are there gosling edits for the other girls as well?
>>30380317I'd say it's passablet. kiarafag
>/u/schizos have become the dominant rrats, while also being against antisYagoo created HoloLive. We would watch Holo Live all day. Then one day, we went back to our thread to see it infested with rrats. They came from a forsaken thread and fed on narratives. But Yagoo came up with a solution. He brought in English Hololive, luring them down with narratives. In about three months, all the rats were trapped. So what do you do? Do you drown them? Burn them? You kill their narratives. As soon as they run out of narratives, they begin to eat each other. When there are two left, you let them go toward the narratives. But they will not eat narratives anymore. They will only eat rrats. You have changed their nature. Ogey.
I NEED RRATS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkjaKDLzqCQ
>>30380410Well, the timeslot is not very good for most regular viewers of Ame and Gura, so it might be mostly fine
>>30380449Reine..
>>30380417>7:37 PMhow could u fuck up this badly anon? clearly this wouldve been sent at 7:05 PM
>>30380085Sorry for your loss, anon
>>30380281It's understandable. Her Japanese sounds god tier. I hope she removes ID entirely from her vocabulary
>>30380453I
>>30380410I don't know about you, but for me watching /u/schizos and tribalists tardfighting will be an entertaining sideshow for the stream
>>30380070Ogey rrat
>>30380453I unironically have not. I don't watch action movies, honestly.Haven't seen Jurassic Park or The Dark Knight Rises either. It'll be a fun week, I think.
>>30380004Mori
>>30380070https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1333255371188817921>I can't stop you guys>encourages it herselfSeems like management just doesn't want them directly endorsing things like lewd artwork on stream.
Why do the ID girls stream so little? Why do their game choices suck so much ass?
>>30380453I watched Die Hard on TV when I was really young so I don't really remember it.
>>30380453I heard there's close ups of feet in that movie. I hate feet.
>>30380415>100kNot with the youtube bug
>>30380166Because he’s fat.
>>30380453I haven't, and the fags who say it's their favourite Christmas movie put me off watching it.
>>30380492yes
>>30380453I watched it before long time ago, totally forgot about plot
>>30380159>>30380159>>30380221>>30380465Maybe link their schedule and use one pic later is a good idea
>>30380158I want Polka to love herself
>>30380271Yeah, it's rude but the middle finger is considered ruder. It's like "bugger" as opposed to "fuck".
why do you think cyberpunk streams arent just gonna be witcher all over again?
>>30380500I will never run out of /u/narratives as my brain is constantly making new ones
Looking at the situation using only facts it has become obvious that gura loves ame but ame only sees gura as a close friend.
>>30380453Me. In fact, I haven't watched a single Bruce Willis film until recently, and that's because of Ame.
>>30380196Ina seems to cater PST primetime hours so it's fine I guess.
>>30380363It comes out exactly 0:00 GMT, 3 hours before her stream
>>30380273Time to quit my job like a good teamate
>>30380365Megumi is best girl tho
>>30380330How much money would an Indonesian need for a streamer PC?
>>30380365she has a type, it's me
>>30380128hahaha that would be crazy.......
>>30380453I.......
>>30380094Keep up the good work teamatest. chumbud
There's no way Watson will be able to keep this up week after week. Burnout soon.
Unity.
>>30380004REINE'S SCHEDULE
>Falseflaggers using AmeIna to attack AmeSameThis is an interesting new attack point, but it doesnt work when you're obviously replying to yourself over and over again every thread.
>>30380500>Mass rrat genocideY-yagoo, I kneel
>>30380375cute
Sorry Takobros but I'm not sure what's so appealing about your Oshi. I hope you enjoy your week with her and maybe one day I'll understand your contentment
Kiara loves JP????? hates JP
>>30380070>The cope Anon Don't worry, we'll get them next time.
>>30380386Fuck off Nijitumor
>>30380281She should pull a Haachama and do 50/50 JP and EN streams
>You meet a backseater IRL What do you do anons?
>>30380326>>30380393I can feel another wave of electro swing coming back.
>>30380445Are you gonna be busy the whole month because unless she goes full autist and makes it her entire schedule or plays offline shes not gonna get *that* far in
>>30380449But Jp already has like 50 options to choose from and indonesian is a dead language...
>>30380488She didn't though, she just saw the credits. She only knows that its emotional.
>>30380503Ame and Gura fans are still dominant even in unfavorable timeslots
>>30380417>>30380506It's not even 7 PM in California yet. You're both wrong.
>>30380539no GWENT
>>30380560this is her routine and life
>>30380539New game that many haven't played, so less backseating.
>>30380436she's not, but she does deserves success
>>30380539The game is still new so hopefully no backseaters or it might be even worse that they backseat based on early previews
>>30380561Dude, what if hololive fanart, but drawn as Advanced Wars characters?
>>30380158Man me too!
>>30380577
>>30380449>Ollie gets a huge boost, becomes top ID within two weeks>Anya finds out that trying to compete with 30 or so existing JPs is a losing strategy, ends up irrelevant>Reine finds out that pandering to a bunch of peniless SEAniggers is an even worse strategy, pulls HoloStars numbers at best
So what's the pecking order here?
>>30380559Saturday morning Karaoke might be cool.
>>30380521I believe their first week was made for them. It's too similar to not be done by a fourth party
>>30380453It'd be easier to count the number of Christmases during which I haven't seen at least parts of it
>>30380577Kill Backseater with a big old rock on his tiny little head
>>30380234She did that because a supa asked her to.
>>30380226Now Anon, don't be distracted
>>30380559i'm looking forward to the karaoke.
>>30380417I can see this.
I get it now, these yurifags, this is chumbuds massive cope towards the Jaycuckery. After all, you cant believe you're getting cucked if you project that your oshi is a lesbian
What the fuck does R.Ratman have to say about this news?
>>30380160Newfag, stop samefagging. Jesus Christ
>>30380221GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I THOUGHT SHE WAS PLAYING OFF
>>30380539I mean was it really that bad last time? Her mental just went boom but her chat is literally always like that.
>>30380417I KNOW YOU ARE HEREYOU WERE FORESHADOWING THE COLLAB 3 THREADS AGOYOU WERE TALKING ABOUT KILLING THE NO-GURAME RRATI love you
>>30380217Teamates and chumbuds cant stop winning...
>Your oshi>Their best stream
>>30380252yurifags are sad
>>30380226>>30380622
>>30380589Californian here. It's currently 5:47PM
>>30380453me
Can some fag post more yabai
>>30380417Gura is desperate for dat detective pussy
>>30380589>doesn't know this was actually planned yesterday
>>30380559BOOBA
>>30380004Ina
>>30380629R.Ratman, give us the news hot off the presses!
>>30380577I don't give a fuck about people backseating my gaming
>>30380637>Gura>Any karaoke
>>30380417I love you Ame, i never doubted you
>>30380635ogey
>>30380281She is half nip, why not..
>>30380588This is true
>>30380602>Ame SamiIt all lines up
>>30380317she is terrible and it breaks my heart
>>30380142How much?
>>30380589Think about time differences, anon.EST? Gura could've posted this.
>>30380577He was dead when I found him, officer.
>>30380385>Subaru>I was planning on doing until all the shit started to come out about it being heavily trimmed down>I'll be watching streamers to see whether it's worthwhile.
>>30380577Ask him to get out of my car, I guess.
T-teamates?
>>30380605This is true
>>30380622When she whispers "Hey baby, I love you" into my ear I fucking melt.
Uh teamates?https://books.google.com/books?id=7E6iDwAAQBAJ&dq=world+of+cyberpunk+2077&q=watson whore
>>30380455
>>30380622NOEL'S HUGE BOOBA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30380648>no member's cock rating streamdropped
>>30380221>3 days offbasically until next monday there's 3 streams with anyacompare that to ame's 14 lol
>>30380644https://streamable.com/xqtuy3
Why is one of the new girls barefoot? Who thought this was a good idea?
>>30380605They can turn it around in a month. If they can't cultivate their own audience they can just collab with someone and leech theirs.
>>30380648Where's my Cum taste rating stream
>>30380648This is legitimately a solid lineup.
>>30380391Some people are unable to separate fiction and reality.
>>30380305Why is no one replying to this?
>>30380627the /u/shizos have been here way before that guy.fuck off Rrat
>>30380004Kiara
>>30380544Ok, but how many people are gonna play for.3 hours, then go and backseat on Ame's playthrough
>>30380444>>30380506Gura does not bring her phone to the kitchen. This should be obvious by now.
>>30380627Indeed. It's deflection from reality.
>>30380221>Little Nightmares.pptxi can barely contain my excitement
>>30380672fuck you got me
>>30380637I'll do bettter>Your oshi>Stop survey posting this early
>>30380646You give these girls WAY too much credit, lol
Can someone please tell me why people like to larp as the girls in these threads? It's fucking weird.
>>30380239>>30380142When did she say this? Or is this a HER thing?
Does Amelia have a tf2 main?Who would each EN play? I think Kiara would pocket medic Calli hard
>>30380095What a great week it's shaping up to be for us Unitychads
>>30380539The trigger was the same complaints being spammed over and over again. There will be obnoxious backseating but it will probably vary up according to her screw ups.
Just saw Ame's schedule.Holy fuck she really is best girl, it's not even a competition at this point.
>>30380386isnt because of her lewd thumbnail?
These 3 need to fucking marry each other already
>>30380679I fucked up the link, last image on the first pagehttps://books.google.com/books?id=7E6iDwAAQBAJ&dq=world+of+cyberpunk+2077&q=watson+whore
>>30380453Me. I don’t watch many movies.
>>30380590>no GWENTAnon...
>>30380602>Gura - Blue Moon>Mori & Ina - Black Hole>Kiara - Orange Star>Ame - Yellow CometIf we are going purely by colors that is
>>30380457gura read it in a minute but her waffling shark heart took 30 minutes to figure out how to respond without seeming too desperate
>>30380648>more members smashShe really wants to beat the shit out of Ame next time
/u/schizos you better hope this Rona shit is over soon cause I cannot you Gura will be able to convince Ame to go more to the dyke side of her bisexual status, the girl is fit and cute and Ame probably hasn't experienced lesbian shit irl compared to hetero shit yet. If anything if Gura really loves Ame she will take a chance and Ame's heart that has been broken once will realize the one person she thought as a close friend is the one that will actually take care of her and fill the loneliness left in her heart by her old flame
>>30380680Last night I detective button your mother?
>>30380709Same reason dudes larp as girls on discord
>>30380070https://files.catbox.moe/gmn7oy.mp3We're synchronized!
>>30380686Who will reine leech from if she refuses to speak anything other than indog?
>>30380622Jesas
>>30380674CRUNCHY ROLL IS FUCKING AME????
is there a butler in hololive
>>30380559>3of her first streams are money begging
>>30380709Attention, unironically. It's always trannies doing it too, without exception.
>>30380605JOPs are taking notice of her native-level fluency. Her jap voice is so cute I won't be surprised if she ends up beating holoJPs at their own game.
>>30380674corporate hacks
>>30380697Every time I see her schedule, the font for the days reminds me of white girl instagram posts
>>30380410Chicken is gonna yuri bait the whole time, but the game is two dudes. So the stream will be way too gay all around.
>>30377999I wanted to send my own, but my internet cut out. I know it's probably too late, but I still wanted to give it a try.Subaru has gone to the dentist for her surgery. They were to remove one of her front incisors, which had become decayed. They decided not to use anasthesia, and instead gave her a shot to induce paralysis. After removing the offending tooth, they began the process of preparing for the replacement. Starting with drilling a hole.
>>30380637MoriThe remix party with Kiara and K. The Emori concerts and atlas shitposting were next level, I just really like the way they were all jamming out and getting into the technical discussion.
>watching risuxkoroneoh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I'm starting to knEEL
>>30380723>>30380679I KNEW IT!
Your DAD is revealed to be the Queen of All VTubers.How will you live after that?
>>30380417fake. they always type to each other in lowercase
>>30380648Iofi again? What happened to the JP collabs?
>>30380633>tfw all these holos will play RPGmaker kusoge but will never touch OFFShit sucks
>>30380559i cant watch her anymore after she said she hates honkeys
>>30380500cute sora tummy
>>30380500This is good, I was bored. I need my daily doses of rrats.
Gura will be the one to put Ame's broken love life back together, it literally just makes sense. This is destined, true love. GuraAme is the best ship and will keep on winning.
>>30380711i'll get banned if i link it
Gura still hasn't posted her schedule, I'm starting to think she doesn't appreciate us at all... Please chumbuds, it's not true... Right??
>>30380685Might be a Javanese cultural thing, considering her design.
>>30380519>management doesn't want>okays lewd tagNo you retard. Ame just doesn't like "official" ships. When a ship is official, it gets way too much attention, every single action is measured to the ship. Every interaction with any guy or girl is scrutinized.Fans do that already enough when nothings is official. Ame just knows how toxic it would make fans.
>>30380095>No Haachama;_;
>>30380648Meanwhile EU bros happy with Ina schedule, being Indog is suffering because i have to ake up at 3 in the morning
>>30380648She still hasn't finished the rice kusoge?
>>30380672heh
>>30380709To get free gold and items. Dance on the mailbox for maximum gains.
>>30380711people miscontrue HER reaction on J**'s comment about prostitute and assumed she was labeling herself as one.
>>30380539Gwent is an app in the game
>>30380627How new?
>>30380634It's not just about chat, I dont know much about cyberpunk but it looks the same "a million side quests and minor griding" that turned her off from the witcher
>>30380713YesAme - SniperGura - SpyIna - EngiKiara - MedicMori - Heavy
>>30380622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVFTrrP3BzcThe best hug ever given in the history of holokindEveryone needs to experience it
>>30380747Funnily enough, some of the 5ch comments throughout all the ID 2 debuts was about their Japanese being better than Miko's
>>30380453Never.
Kiara should do an Apex collab with Ame and Botan where she just runs around doing nothing productive aside from translating and making small talk.
>>30380685>Who thought this was a good ideayagoo's dick
>>30380681UOOOOHHH fags don't know what they're missing.
>>30380697Kiara, your graphic design reps...
>>30380764Someone should suggest it to Calli, she seems like she'd be willing.
>>30380685Why is it a bad idea?
Isn't cyberpunk supposed to be really buggy. I hope she looked at the reviews before deciding to play it.
>>30380763No JP will collab with gook schedules
>>30380775Gura loves you!
>TDKR finally on thursdayits time
>>30380226I don't feel anything sexual for any Holo, which is possibly why I'm not desperate for Gura or Ame content like the majority here
She's mad at us broshttps://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1336122694639599617
>>30380697>Collab with GuraMore Kiara-sensei?
>>30380763She's Korean and Japan racist
>>30380754
>>30380633>>30380764Didn't the guy who made it die in a car crash?
>>30380713She mains the scout and thinks the scatter is a cool weapon
>>30380812you dont think buggy games are funny?
>>30380802They do not comprehend the concept of milkies
>>30380794>Ina - EngiI'd love to hear her rage when a bullshit pipe kills her sentry
Do you think Amelia pirates all the games that she plays
>>30380731aaaaah i believe this
>>30380761Doxx him on 4chan
>>30380410I can't speak for the other chummates but I can give you my word that I will do no such thing as I will be at work. I hope it goes well though, will catch the vod.
>>30380796Why is Miko's voice so weird and stilted? Is it because she barely talked to people before hololive?
>>30380698It's worse, they're gonna watch someone else for 3 hours and backseat based on that
>>30380738HEY MOONA
>>30380732ESLchama...
>>30380775Gura is debating about doing another RFA because she is still sore.
>>30380778Exactly, finally someone that gets it. She just doesn't want her fans to push it everyday.
No schedule. No Life. Gura does not care about us. Give up Chumbuds, it's over.
>>30380775anon, gura cannot get out of bed, please anasand
>>30380774>>30380788anything I should search to find it?
>>30380761I have him make me a rig and start networking to get a small company together so I can spend the rest of my life rolling in Canadian aka money. The son in that manga was a cowardly faggot.
>>30380810Because feet are dirty and should be hidden
>>30380817Love you too dum shork
>>30380795I've planned my death to be like that.
>>30380795brehs....
>>30380788This is 2020, dude. Everything you say to a friend is 1000% truth and not joking at all.
>>30380674>She prefers fujo bait Fushiguro over KakashiWhat a bozo
>>30380747The JPs have been missing out on the lolicon game for a long time. I hope Anya can fill that spot for them.
>>30380775She's trying to squeeze in more Ame collabs. Give her time.
>>30380802Noel is just too big, I prefer someone else...
>>30380839She has a short tongue.
>>30380821Why is it our fault that you forgot, Ame?
Why do KFP jannies keep on trying to make the thread always about Kiara? I mean come on man let GurAme have this for once.
>>30380839Short tongue, how do you not know this?
>>30380817I LOVE YOU TOO GURA! T u T
>>30380210One with Kiara, two with amelia. How many with Mori and Ina?
Why are /u/fags bad again?Yeah they're basically gaycucks, so? It's 2012+8 your not a homophobic, are you?
>>30380711It's a HER thing. She was streaming with someone and they said "This is boring where are all the prostitutes" and she jokingly said "I'm right here"
>>30380821phew, we got a pass bros
>>30380817I love Gura
>>30380812It's got like a day one 44gb patch so it won't be that buggy
>>30380823Mario Kart, I think.Gura will be learning a lot of German, but none she can use in a polite context.
>>30380410Eh, just ignore them. Knowing Calli and Kiara's relationship, it will still be the quality of 2 IRL friends playing together.And because they're both bad at video games, there should be some fun sufferkino.
>>30380832piracy makes no sense for rich people, just paying for it is much less of a hassle
>>30380839She's got a short tongue
>>30380817
>>30380802Jokes on you, I'm an UOOOOHHH fag and I still love giant knockers.
Who will be the first to play Bugsnax?
You will never touch squishy hair.
>>30380820The only ones I find arousing are the ones that have roommates that do lewd stuff.
>>30380832Not anymore, but I'm sure she used to.
>>30380812Every review I've seen indicates minimal progression/broken quest issues and the problem mainly being visuals, which would only make the stream whackier. Its not like shes gonna take the plot that seriously so even if something goofy happens in a big cutscene shell let it slide. The yabais would be something blocking the game from being completed or roasting her save.
>>30380823Mario Kart
>>30380843Won't gain much form it unless she brings pekora along
>>30380559>P&Pdead week besides the karaoke
>>30380415>>Will stream Cyberpunk>>Will probably get 100k+ viewersDo you guys unironically think this?Cyberpunk will likely wind up being a debuff game due that literally everyone will be streaming that game on release not even including members of hololive who will also play it And the people who aren't streaming it would likely avoid streams/video so they don't get spoiled
>Gura and Ame playing Apex>Gura and Ame Die Hard watchalongGod, I didn't realize how much I was missing watching these two together
>>30380345I don't think she's here often, but I'm actually starting to believe she drops by sometimes>>30379069 >>30379443No one asked about our "assignment" in the Twitter replies on her schedule, but some anon did in the last thread.I was really looking forward to it, too. Oh well, don't forget next week.
>Amelia encourages high-effort shipping with Gura, like art of the two together, teetee moments during collabs, making songs>Amelia discourages low-effort shipping with Gura, like superchats saying "lol omg u fuckk?" or spamming chatAmelia knows exactly what she's doing, she is confirming GurAme to the people who put in a lot of effort and btfoing it for the peope who don't put in much effort, she is literally filtering the GurAme audience off the bat
>>30380453I've never heard of it before
>>30380778making it official takes all the fun out of it too. it needs to stay ambiguous forever with ups and downs like a rollercoaster to keep it exciting.
>>30380795jesas
>>30380794>Mori - HeavyI feel like she'd also play spy and not notice Kiara pocketing her
>>30380518>12 am bread stream>5 am A Way Out w/ KiaraWhich one of these should I catch?
>>30380904Gura un-ironically
>>30380453I haven't ever sat through the whole thing, so I can't wait
>>30380817Love you Gura!!
>>30380453Never seen it
>>30380796JESAS?!
>>30380884Fuck off tranny
>>30380775I'm honestly surprised all of holoEN is still doing schedules, I assumed most of them would drop it after the first month
>>30380874What are you talking about?
>>30380917You have no idea how this industry works, anon.
>#amesame game>#amesame die hard>unarchived karaoke>more batman feat. baneposting in /hlgg/>more smash>listen-a-long with game/movie OSTs>14 streams this week despite today being offWell?Are you finally going to kneel before your queen?
>>30380698Nah, I'm gonna watch Ame play first and decide if it's worth buying.
>>30380899Anya....
>>30380775She is getting fucked by Jay the gay’s interdimensional black tranny dick while he cries about corporate vtubers and Gura’s success
>>30380709Can someone please tell me why people like to say larp when they actually mean rp in these threads? It's fucking weird, man. I don't see anyone doing some live action role playing and I'm at a Medieval fair.
>>30380674THINGS CRUNCHROLL SHOULD DO FOR THE ANIME INDUSTRY>Stop underpaying translators>Stop using "help the industry" money on new offices and appliances for them
>>30380695/u/fags has always been here, but they only flourished this hard after the Jay reveal. Chumbuds are in shambles and the only way to cope is to believe the yuri headcannon
>>30380904bunger.
>>30380895that's what poorfags may think
>>30380821What are the chances that even after she gives it out she forgets about the deadline?
/u/ schizo is hilarious.
>>30380904Do any of them even have a PS5?
>>30380899dose her roommate have public ASMR
>>30380697>she's gonna enter the menhera den
>>30380627Cope, fake HERfag.
>>30380308Perfection
>>30380942Guess Enma saw positive feedback with schedules and forces them to do it.
>>30380778Joking aside, this is actually true. She just has to look at takamori to see how fans push it at every possible chance, and yell "NTR" if Kiara or Mori so much as have chemistry with other girls.
>>30380839She's a Mi-Go
>>30380802I love both milfs and cunny
>>30380317the ckicken voice grew on me. Maybe she will drop it for singing and will see if she can sing well on her normal voice. I`ll still love her anyway
>>30380866>fujo likes fujobaitshocker
>>30380885>jokinglyriiight
>>30380826https://twitter.com/mortisghostNot true! At least, I hope it's not. He hasn't posted since early November, but he might just not post that often.
>>30380955Don't forget.> stop making fake anime
>>30380938And I love Gura!
>ame liking pantyshot art again
>>30380697kiara please let us know how much festival's room smells like piss
>>30380963
>>30380697Ohhhh boyyyy
>>30380679YAB
>Hold on I gotta tie my hair backWhy is this the hottest thing Gura has ever said?
>>30380795I wish to die in between those melonsI refuse to die in any other way
>>30380793It's an RPG.She could use it to train her zatsudan game but who am I kidding,chat will make her drop it next week at the latest
>>30380947No THOT
>>30380909pain tako
>>30380963what the fuck
I don't like that Ina is playing walking simulators like Edith Finch and Journey but at least they're short as fuck games and can be completed in a single stream. Every time a Holo starts playing Sakuna (~30 hours long) or even worse Octopath Traveler (~60 hours long), I die a bit inside. It's why I also think Mori is legitimately insane for wanting to play Persona 3 (~70 hours long) on stream, but I don't watch her anyways. Kiara also probably kneecapped herself by deciding to play FE:3H as one of her first games following debut.
>>30380795GOD Imagine getting squished between these MAMMARIES
>>30380985Why is she presenting her midriff?
R-rats?? Wasn't today supposed to be big? I'm starving...
>>30380754Subaru doesn't deserve this
>Kiara Sims 4Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Pop on Rocks is now at 730k while Hinotori is at 763k. How the hell did it catch up so quick? Wasn't it at 550k just a couple days ago?
The pepeloni, pepeloni. Knowest thou the pepeloni? The nay one? Forsooth, evermore do I request the domino, domino pepeloni; with naught pepeloni. Evermore, the pepeloni with naught pepeloni. Pepeloni! I am fond of pepeloni. Evermore do I request the cheese, cheese pan. How shall I articulate? Mayhaps an engraving will suffice. Evermore, I request, forsooth, the cheese pan that hath cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza. Having done so I order, when I order the pepeloni the ear, it hath pepeloni on its surface. But I pluck it out. Begone, knave! Because I consume it not. Then I partake of the cheese pan pizza.
>>30381000Kiara said it involved eating
>>30380775She's probably been trying to get some last minute permissions or something.
>>30381000It's an offcollab, and Matsuri requested it.
>>30380992fuck meant for >>30380817
>>30381006Does anyone else do ring fit naked? Who wants to wash clothes afterwards?
>>30380114MIMA LOVE
>>30380963Uhh /u/fags?? What is this?
If anyone is dying for a stream right now, there's Kanatahttps://youtu.be/Kr-YtiWiPYAhttps://youtu.be/Kr-YtiWiPYA
>>30380637KiaraHer 2nd solo Minecraft stream.That's when I knew this girl was blessed (cursed) with sufferkino powers.
>>30380802For me, it's Aki and Choco
>>30380539I have faith that Ame can handle backseaters better than she could back then. They'll probably get to her at points but it shouldn't be too horrible.I also have no delusion that she'll actually finish Cyberpunk in the first place, so I'm not worried about backseaters ruining that aspect at least.
>>30380991The fuck did that even go
>>30380317I ain't saying it's shit but yeah it could be better. Regardless I believe in my chicken!
>>30380917Everything points to it being a buggy piece of trash. So yeah a lot of people will be watching it.
>>30380989>>30380826He liked something from 14 hrs ago.
>>30380917100k+ views will not happen, Ame's viewer retention is not great but she could score a new record if lucky.
>>30380991Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
>>30380963/hlgg/ approved literature
>>30381043It's normal for them.
>>30380963>Chinese subsHoly shit, nuke them. Dont want ccp anywhere near our oshis
>>30380993Ame liked a marine pic earlier where you can actually see her pussyso yeah
>>30381024Pop on Rocks is actually good
/hlgg/ is hornier than usual today
>>30380363>There's no way to backseat for cyberpunk at least.You don't have to actually know what you're doing in order to tell her what to do.
>>30380539people think there will be few backseaters and spoilers, they forgot the game has already leaked and there are reviews already. Also the game will be out hours before Ame`s stream.
>>30381000nice digits
>>30380965 Mori does but considers it a Demon's Souls machine. Not that it matters because it has PC/PS4 versions
>>30381024Hinotori has organic viewers. Pop and rocks was shilled to oblivion on reddit and twitter.
>>30380932>Which one of these should I catch?Bread. Kiara is going to killjoy No Way Out
>>30381009Priestess...
>>30380605Ollie knows how to play the game.
>>30381023Is she allowed to use mods?
>>30380963>youtube comment fanficyou just know it's going to be good
I missed the thread announcing Ina's schedule, what was everyone's reaction?Personally think it was a bit of a dud (another Iofi collab?), but maybe I've just been spoiled by the chicken and detective this week
Hey Faggots,My name is Jay, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching stupid ass vtubers. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked animated Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"
>>30380989>>30381054Really i read somewhere that he died in a car crash
>>30380966Tons, but youtube will spoonfeed you anyway if you watch Noel's vids so I won't
>>30380775she loves us, she just gets anxious about making her schedule and then feels worse and worse the later it gets and then invents excuses about why it'll actually be better to post it early tomorrow. then she decides to go to sleep to get a head start on her day but ends up staying up another 11 hours playing video games and recording impromptu ukulele covers of her BGM over and over and finally takes a quick nap but wakes up 14 hours later and then slaps something together at 4pm and tweets it out.
>>30380586>But Jp already has like 50 options to choose fromBut none of them are oppai lolis
>>30380963'-'
>>30380988What, women can't make sex jokes anymore?
>>30380956C-chumflakes are finished h-haha...t.condomatesdeadbrapsjannies
>>30381047No clue. I stopped using the service shortly after finding out that they were spending money to produce cal arts bullshit.
>>30380234Bro everyone but Kiara lurks here. She goes to 5ch
>>30380363>"Play Gwent!"
>>30381046>AkiBased and Rosepilled
>>30381024>Hinotori is at 763kChimkin.... Why is her song doing so badly?
>HotSUgh why so early? I'm gonna miss out. Have you guys been doing your reps? I'm looking at you Rob.
>>30380963>chinese subtitlesnice try chang
>>30381083>organic viewsnow this is pure copet. KFP
>>30380674Fucking leeches...
>>30381093Why is Jay so based?
>>30380648>these timesGod damn it why did my oshi end up being the EU timeslot one...
>>30381093Jaysama... I kneel....
>>30380963Why?
Reminder:The faster you burn through this thread, the faster Gura can post her schedule.
>>30380904bunger
>>30381024Youtube decided it's time for Pop on Rocks to go nuts
>>30380963>Shasha
>>30380959It's been years since I've pirated a game and just dealing with a retarded installer playing music or a million years of decompression makes me just buy the game and be done with it
>>30381107Takos...
>>30381091Ina and Iofi have good chemistry so I welcome another collab
>>30381015There's more to streaming than numbers, anon.Even putting a side enjoyment, blasting through a single-sitting game every stream is going to empty your pool of watchable games really damn fast. Long games are great because they're an easy way to hit your content quota and be able to put out consistent streams while focusing your actual effort towards the rest of your weekly content. Even if the individual streams draw fewer viewers, they're better for the channel overall than an endless stream of indie kusoge.
>>30381113My fellow rosebowl
>>30381133This is true.
NUMBERNUMBERNUMBERNUMBER
>>30380855Youtube, S(HE) archive T sim
>>30381091finch will be a good game for her a lot of storyand the lofi was a good stream
>>30381110Kiara is the one who has hinted at coming here the most.
>>30381081>PC/PS4 versionsNEVER EVER PCKEKS
>>30380607Teamates > Chumbuds > Tentacultists = KFP > Deadbeats
>>30380945The market will be oversaturated as fuck, she'll retain her usual 20k-30k gachikois but 100k is just delusional
>>30381046Is Choco worth trying? I haven't seen any of her streams.
>>30381088And speak English aka the thing 95% of the world speak
>>30381118>t. KFPFuck off false flagger.
>>30380586Anya will have to learn that the hard way
I want to say mean things to Kiara and make her cry!
>>30381015I know it wouldn't be a good stream but I want Ina to play the Chzo Mythos games you know 5 Days a Stranger, 7 Days a Skeptic, Trilby's Notes and 6 Days a Sacrifice.
>>30381083>organic views on hinotori>multiple KFP employees literally admitting to running it on loop on multiple devices just to viewfarmalright
>>30381074I want to fuck Polka
>>30380947>feat. banepostingUnironically the thing I'm most excited for.
>>30381070>>30381116Holy fuck newfags, it's the taiwan fansubber
>>30380925She likes art of the characters being cute but she doesn't want us to assume she's actually fingerbanging her friend and co-worker.
>>30380963KEK
>>30381164That's pretty crinch
>>30381004Something about her tired voice...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYtsyTV5ePw
>>30380736What stream is this from?
>>30380917>And the people who aren't streaming it would likely avoid streams/video so they don't get spoiledHave you forgot what year it is Anon? Nobody "plays" games anymore they watch cute anime girls play games.
>>30381114Its not though? It was released a little over a week ago.
Which fanbase do you think has the highest average age?
>>30381114Because despite being a pretty good song, it's just generic jpop being targeted at an audience that's not necessarily going to jump at jpop.
>>30381024Who cares? Both are good, both are completely unrelated and not in competition with each other. Happy for the creators of both.
>>30381028I can't believe Matsuri is forcing Kiara to eat her out on stream!
>>30380577I introduce them to Nijisanji.Win-win scenario.
>>30380963>Ch*ng shit Sure buddy, at least read it first.
>>30381108Stuff was made for it
>>30380817Love you Gura!
>>30380957>>30381136Consider this: Kweeble
>>30381116>>30381070dumbcunts
>>30381190Lamy
>>30380453I played the PS1 game as a kid then I watched it when it showed up on the local channels but didn't really pay attention.
>>30381083cool rrat but Pop on Rocks hasn't been posted on reddit in the last 14 days
>>30381174This but only her voice.
>>30381133As you wish Gura! I love you!
booba
>>30381023Eh, at worst its specifically meant to be a one-shot for now at least>>30381089Doubt she knows how to set them up
>>30381164I want to punch you in the face and then tilt Kiara's chin up as I kiss her!
Will they ever play phasmophobia again?
ENTER
>>30381114You fags need to put off your inclination googles. 700k in 2 weeks is not that bad
>>30380889>>30380913but gura sucks at mario kart
Ollie's drawing is unironicaly better than lofi, Anya's japanese is also better than lofi. How do we save her?
>>30381190AZKI
>>30381190From the EnN girls, InaFrom the JP girls, LunaFrom the ID girls, Anya
oh no.......
>>30381158She was before Youtube basically assassinated her
>>30381074no way... you think so?
>>30381139I actually enjoy that, plus I dab on the absolute shitshow that the game industry is
>>30381115I don't need to. I already had hundreds of hours in the game.
Schedule will be posted in the next hour.
>>30381214I hope not, that game is boring as shit
>>30381167Pop and rocks gained over 200k in 1 day. How is that not viewbotting?
>>30381156Yeah, cyberpunk will not push Ame's numbers much. There are a lot of people streaming.
>>30380607KFP > Teamates > Chumbuds > TentacultistsDeadbeats don't really show up much anymore, so they're not really included.I don't really hate anyone who isn't a SEAnigger or a tranny, but facts are facts.
>>30381113My aunt is so cute!
>>30381149YES BUT WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN
>>30381167Because a few people here can generate that many views.
>>30380095>>30380715>Diehard with Gura and Amelia>Then unarchived Kiara karaoke>Then unarchived Mori karaokeSaturday day looks to be one of the best single days for EN so far, even more so if you are an Ina member that's a smash fan
>>30380674
>>30381185everyone should bully their oshi
>>30381180im not sure why which province of the PRC the subber is from is relevant...
>>30381190Rushia
>>30381190Takodachis might be the oldest in average I think
>>30381149>Reine is suddenly incliningWhat happened?
>>30381149Anya.....
>>30381194surely it would be the other way aroun d
>>30381190Mori's audience is proud of having all their personal ambitions beat out of them by years of wageslaving, they're probably the oldest
>>30380965bugsnax is on pc>>30381081what the fuck i didnt know she had a ps5. wish she had demons souls permissions
>>30381245It means Anya wasted her design
>>30381228>*cough* *cough* *cough* >UUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKKHHHHmiosha....
>>30380932The bread stream got moved to Wednesday, Breadbeat.
>>30380697Pretty good week, excited to see her play the sims.
>>30381015anon, they don't give a fuck, they want to play the games they enjoy.
>>30380385>Ame>Yeah>I got a discount on the physical, so as soon as it arrives I will
>>30380947she's not my thing, but anyone has to admire that amount of dedication to tubing, she's treating it like a real job. i kneel
>>30381118Arguably true, compare the like to view ratio.At least it points to more unique listeners than pop
>>30381238>200k in 1 daytry 5 days, stop making shit up
You know, you'd think doing nothing but winning would get tiring at some point. But I can't confirm that. Been winning for months now and I love it more than ever.
>>30381218And that's the best part. Imagine the salt
Do you think Gura wrestles alligators in her spare time?
>>30381212If she knew how to set up wacky mods with murder and such and was able to make the entire Hololive cast it could be a Meme House tier fun stream.
>>30381074I don't know about that
>>30381235Ill hold you to that
>>30381226Anon, be honest with me... why did you saved the photo of someone else's cum
>>30380672kek
>>30381190Idk but all the JP Koronesuki and most of the kaigai ones who have been around for a while are 40+ years old.
>>30380754but why?
>>30381147>>30381243
>>30381219Maybe I'm wrong but for a HoloEN that seems pretty bad to me
>>30381190In EN? Gura no question. Otherwise, Rushia.
>>30381209
I thought you guys were kidding about SEA people being schizos. I went to the barber today and the woman was Flip and she ended up going on and on about how the reason the virus hasn't gone away was because Jesus Christ himself will soon return to earth and usher in the Rapture. She told me that I should start praying now so I'll be saved. She repeated this multiple times without herself even noticing. I thought the SEAniggers time paradox schizos were just trying to get (You)s but now I understand some of them need serious help. Rangeban SEA.
>>30380561Why is she a tank now? Did I miss anything?
>>30381074Then why post the clown
>>30380709The only place I RP as a girl is in MMOs for items, thank you very much
>>30381228mio is dying......
>>30381083Not saying its wrong, but kiara literally shilled hinotori so hard. Ame didn't say shit about pop and rocks
>>30381167Condomates are doing the same.
>>30380963This is unironically what all /u/fags look like to me.
>>30381226Post it on r/hololive. It will be epic.
>>30381149Ollie reclining... SEAnigs told me she was going to overthrow Gura.
>>30381245It means pandering to EOPs, doing creative things involving music, and having big collabs is the best way to incline your channel
>>30380607Chumbuds > Teamates > KFPit also depends on the time
>>30381279It was still 500k not even 2 days ago.
>>30380821Does anyone have any ideas on what the assignment could be? I've been looking forward to it since she first mentioned it a while ago.
>>30380744Making her more of a sub than dom
>>30381226you jest, but jerking off to gura and cumming on ame would literally be the highlight of my life
>>30381257You dare deny the will of Reina-sama?
>>30381190Lamy. Her fanbase consists of old, depressed salarymen.
>>30380385KiaraNot until they fix itMaybe to see how much of a shitshow it is
How do you say ogey rrat in your native language?
>>30381214Probably. Gura seemed to really like it.
>>30381190For EN it's probably Mori, but I'm just going by ages of people I know that watch.
>>30381295I don't know man Cursed Night took a month to reach 1M
>>30381083literally the opposite, not that I care
>>30381297Kwoopai...
>>30380385AmeWaiting to decideWatching ame
>>30381269Rising now.
>>30381297Kawpi's hangers...
Which fanbase do you think has the lowest average age?
>>30381015Not everything is about the fucking numbers, you faggot. I swear to god this thread's schizos care more about live viewers than actual Cover staff.
>>30380577>Playing vidya with irl peopleYeah I totally do that, it's so much fun. Haha...
>>30381344okay rat
>>30381344de aguerdo... RRATA!
>>30380754What?
>>30381297Koopie Sandwich...
>>30381287Ok, I'll fap to this whore rn
>>30381272It's weird how many people her complain about Twitchfags but then turn around and talk about this retarded concept of "buff" and "debuff" games. If you want to watch someone only play FotM shit you can just go click the Twitch front page, I'm sure there's someone there for you.
>>30380871Perhaps something... small?
>>30381297KOOBA
>>30381344ogey rrat?
>>30380738probably someone from top JP talents
>>30381344ja rrato
/hlgg/ is higher test than usual today.
>>30380947she clearly works really hard and has a lot of great ideas to keep her channel interesting, but i can't get invested in it because she just streams WAY WAY WAY too much and it's completely hopeless for me to ever think of seeing more than a handful of them.
>>30381188I wish I could refute this but I bought 25 games during the summer sale and as of now I have completed 1 of them.
>>30381347Good point
>>30381344MUP ダ斗 DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA DAT 腹 MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF ボックス鳩 HO MUHFUGGA
>>30380385GuraNoWatch someone else play it. I didn't really like witcher 3 but I really like cyberpunk books and art. I get pretty bored with games if the gameplay is dull tho so I need to see.
>>30381344ok tikus
>>30381226How disgusting...
BANGYou magically became a vtuberWhat is your content? sell me
>>30381381It's Monday
>>30381359gura, there's no doubt in my mind on that one
>>30381088ollie is also a major autistic simp so she has a girl next door/relatability charm. inb4 she beats out moona for top subbed ID girl
It's interesting how anti gurame narratives get destroyed instantly every time.
>>30380674AAAAAAAAAAAAA GENERIC SHOUNEN SHIT AAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEE
>>30381393Fast food reviews.
>>30381381I am horny for the clown
>>30381359Allegedly Gura
>>30381000>week two of A Way Out collab with Mori>Mori notices Kiara being distant and quiet>decides to humor her by playing into TakaMori>sheepishly Kiara tells her that she isnt too much into the girl-on-girl thing anymore
>>30381149Good to see Mori still going strong, even on a "weaker" day of streaming that didn't involve any particular gaming. That being said, her read-along was a fucking Goldmine, and had me laughing even through the Superchats.https://youtu.be/MO9O3y965Zw
>>30381382It's ok man, you can just tune into the ones that are convenient for you. That's why she streams so much.
>>30381300There was a friendlt autist in Mori's chat trying to inform everyone that Calliope is a WW2 tank
>>30380917its hyperbole you autist
>>30381313I mean... >>30380390
>>30380685hololive might be targeting foot fetish audience
>>30381154>>30381239>>30381318>turdbalistsImagine not being Unity, lol
>>30381393I endlessly grind Doors in FGO using Saint Quartz as AP refills.
>>30381351KiaraNoI'll watch Ame and some other chuubas and streamers give it a whirl.
>>30381370Meant for >>30381015
>>30381395HOW MUCH I HAVE TO PAY TO HAVE THOSE MILKERS WITH ME
>>30381344danke schon
>>30381218Is she worse than Kiara? is that even possible? kek
>>30381344ok rato
>>30381393I force my viewers to revive dead games with me.
>>30381344affirmative rodent
>>30381405that's why they're only narratives.
>>30381393boomer rock Karaoke
>>30381344okej rråtta
>>30381287F-friend?
>>30381297God I want a depressed mommy.
Reminder that Rikka is singing right now, English songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihX1R8UKhaQ
>>30381399She will, once the peko buff wears off
>>30381320holy fucking why do people think that they can lie without being checked
>>30381145I completely understand that they need long running game series, but I don't think JRPGs are the way to go. I don't even like Minecraft but I understand why it's a staple game for so many holos, All the content is player-driven so you can see each Holo's personality come out in the kind of stuff they decide to build, and enjoy watching the server develop over the course of multiple streams. I think that for a good long-running series, games like MGS or BoTW make sense because they allow for varied gameplay so even if you watch two different Holos play it, it can still be interesting. By design, JPRGs are a lot less flexible and generally more story focused which I don't think makes for a good viewing experience.
>>30381393I play movement shooters, talk in a southern accent, and play bass
>>30381297KWOOPA SHORTSTACK
>>30381227Noel should've been hit just as hard, but she's still doing alright. Why's Choco so deep in the struggle?
>>30381393I browse /hlgg/ and laugh at everyone on stream.
>>30381373something Marine-Lamy range
>>30381344□︎︎︎︎ ︎︎︎⧫︎
>>30381393i talk about transformers and red vs blue. outside of vtubers this is basically my only hobby/interest
>>30381344beleza rrato
I've been absent from the threads for like a day and a half, how come these threads seem to have gone from Jayposting to Gurame posting? ... Not that I mind though.
>>30381344Entendigo...Rrata
Polka LOVE
>>30380754you have a deviantart or something?
How does this make you feel, /hlgg/?
>>30381081>Mori starts making big money>Spends it on gifting Cr1tikal subs and buying a no games machine
>>30381344Very well, ne'er-do-well
>>30381395Happy Mammary Monday!
>>30381448whats wrong with friend
>>30381359Of the ENs? Gura, 100%.
>>30381424Equality is a false god. Having preferences isn't tribalism. Go fuck a bandsaw.
so won't the way out stream only be like an hour long due to Mori having to cut everything short?
>>30381422Gura and ame already do that
>>30381344ogei rrodda :D
>>30380754This is horrible.Thank you.
>>30381359Pekora
>>30381445how boomer?
now that Ame is playing HotS again, should we prepare some welcome material for tourists?
>>30381344versdanden rratte
>>30381393playing the same 3 games at an extremely high level and barely ever collabing>would be forced to retire after 2 months
>>30381393i only play games that could lead to big yab moments and make this thread shit for weeks
>>30381190Haatons. We are Haachama's collective father figure, she said so herself.
>>30381393crying and screaming as I lose in fighting game ranked for hours because I want to be a pro but the netcode is shit and everyone online is a fucking scrub cheesing me out with top tiers
I miss Ame's Limbo playthrough
>>30380385KiaraYesPlay, have the 10th off.Not decided whether I'll tune into ame while playing
>>30381405can someone get me up to date on all the times watson has denied anything between gura and her?
>>30381046Fellow Choco/Aki bro
>>30381473theres like 2 schizos who wont shut the fuck up about Jay but other than that its calmed down
>>30381473/u/chads run this shit and no ESLs will change that
>>30380577https://youtu.be/rSiKDlpv0XI?t=72
>>30381297Koopa's Koopas
>>30381344はい、そうでござる。ネズミどの
>>30381359Gura, no fucking contest.
>>30380311I am probably in the minority but I actually really enjoyed the mad dad play through, rpgmaker games are simple, but that simple can oftentimes allow for a lot of humor, especially if they are on the serious side. Anya seems to have a pretty dry humor so she could have some good reactions. I still hope Mori goes through and plays a number of them in one sitting like she talked about maybe doing once.
>>30381481I can't fap to this but I do like it.
>>30381455The point is 100k or 200k views is unnatural for some remix compared to a properly promoted song.
>>30381359Pekora is a hero for the children!
>>30381489Nice cope trinitard, falseflagging chumflakes/condomate
I keep replying to replies instead of surveys tonight.
>>30381424I though he meant by the numbers, I am for unity though
>>30381422Good>Ame>Gura>Anyaall perfect for foot fetishists
>>30381257Maybe the new subs haven't caught on to her indog only ways yet.
http://poal.me/8dpqg7http://poal.me/8dpqg7http://poal.me/8dpqg7
>>30381452I forget my homostar lore, is the one hates EOPs or the one who jogged in his boxers thinking they were gym shorts?
>Not one but two Gura Ame collabs this weekI can't stop smiling. What is this feeling?
>>30381037festival is getting out there with collabs and commenting on streams recently, happy for her. hope she's medicated now because her menhera attacks the last two months have been nuts
>>30381393Fuck, this post made me realize I'm a really uninteresting person
>>30381359IT'S ME PEKOLA
>>30381461Nobody knows. Youtube outright targets Choco half the time. She's had cooking streams shadowbanned before and all she was doing was cooking. No lewds or anything
>>30381500Why would people come here from a dead game?
>>30381500Kek
>>30381481can you post your knives instead
>>30381149Gura is fucking finished!
Tuesday might be the best day of the week, the general excitement and anticipation from the schedule releases reminds me of Christmas morning as a kid
>>30381416Mori has her music slam dunked in the algeritem. She will constantly gain subs because of it. The issue with that it doesn't translate into live viewers because they didn't sub for her Livestream content. Luckily she has paypigs out the ass for some reason so live stream numbers don't matter.
>>30381533There is no point. YouTube algorithm acts on it's own. Exponential growth works like this anon
>>30381535Pekora is a hero for the chicken
>>30381533It's a fucking meme, that's how it works
>>30381344Neither particularly good nor in any way bad, food rodent.
>>30381297Still waiting for her...
>>30381546Congrats, your a /u/ schizo
How many chumbuds do you think gura could service simultaneously?
>>30381544EOP hater is izuru, if i understand correctly
>>30381344(you)
>>30381537Take your (You) and kill yourself.
>>30381546They kept us waiting, just to make it sweeter.
>>30381484>>30381395God I love Monday
>>30381550
>>30381481Does anyone pay to get through your paywall? Or is the "drawing degenerate shit give you the big bucks" just a meme?
UNITY, FUCK TRIBALFAGS, UNITY ONLY.
>>30381518Oh, of course there are... they'll probably shut the fuck up in a day or two from now.
>>30381393I play DRPGs every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Tuesdays are unarchived karaoke. Thursday, I make a poll in the mornings asking what people want me to play. Saturday, I play FROM games after holding Miyazaki at gunpoint and forcing him to sign over the permissions. I sleep on Sundays to create an artificial narrative that I'm a Christian.
https://vocaroo.com/11jEcmQeNsSt
>>30381297Kawaboongas...
Hey guys! INA EXISTS and that's what makes life so great
>>30381393Strategy games which I lecture over about philosophy and history, autistic zachlike games where I know everything and btfo backseaters while perfecting my creations and zatsudaning, and I randomly pick up FOTM or popular games like Apex or Super Mario Sunshine and do ridiculously well at them, capturing the audience that hates how bad vtubers are at games
>>30380385>FBK>will pirate>bothaltough looking at that one performance review, i dont think my 1060 is gonna cut it, i refuse to play on less than 60 fps. so might aswell watch.
>>30381533Not really. Especially since it was featured on that one "top songs" thing
>>30380326Ollie has so much style with her aesthetics and BGM, it feels very fresh for Hololive, but not so unique as to be from something else
>>30381359Pekora, no competition.
>>30381257>suddenlyher debut was less than a day before the collab
>>30381564
>>30381467Did red vs blue ever get good again?
>>30381500>Welcome to /hlgg/. >Now get out.
>>30381424He asked for the peking order, and deadbeats are at the bottom in terms of getting shat on
>>30381393Drawing, Minecraft Zatsu, Every game on the planet, garage kit streams, w/viewer streams
>>30381595
>>30381393Dwarf fortress marathon streams.
>>30381593Based
>>30380415
>>30381595She draws, you know
>>30381453iofi is realy gonna be the lowest subbed ID girl. sad.
>>30381580Meds retard, now
>>30380825>>30381292To me, the process of exploring a woman's mouth and feeling her enamel is very enticing. I do wonder sometimes if any dentist has in the past, after removing a problem tooth, rolled it around their mouth and felt the form with their tongue? I feel I couldn't resist the temptation if in that position. I remember vividly doing it with my own baby teeth when they came out, imagining doing that with someone else's teeth is really something. I also like to imagine what it'd be like to lick the space where the teeth once was, and to suction out the blood. In short, things involving teeth, the removal of them, and the growing of them, is exciting. It would be hard to say something like this in person, even though it's not that strange when you think about it. If you had a lover, wouldn't you want to cherish all of her?
>>303814732 gurame collabs awakened them from their deep month long slumber
>>30381533It's ironically gotten a big boost from being frequently post on here and reddit to the point that it matches a promoted song now It also help that a lot of teammeats just unironically listen to it a lot
>>30381393drawing and gamingTouhou, Galaxia, Halo MCC would be the go-to games if not experimenting with new onesEvery watch-along would be westerns even if it wasn't a movie and we'd just watch three episodes of Maverick
>>30381393I make my friend become a vtuber too and we get into regular fist fights on stream
>>30380095What's with Ina and the 3pm leaf time slot?
>>30381257People who were first put off by her langdom have come around to it.
>>30381481>love preg>hate zombies>love embarrassed cute girls >hate cute girls in pain I hate it mostly because it's so close to being a good picture.Goddamnit Scratchy, this is worse than the gills.
>>30381554some people from /vg/ came last time
>>30381590you better stream OSRS while you're at it
>>30381393If I'm a homostar then I'll hang out with my 100 viewers. Stuff like >>30381441 sounds fun.I'd probably be really interactive with chat. Music listenalongs, video editing shitposts, etc.If I'm starting as an indie then I might as well quit off the bat because trying to become a streamer from scratch is fucking impossible.
>>30381577probably just one. she's really small.
>>30381588Based
>>30380873It's more of a "You're safe for now" face.
>>30381500other way around more like
>>30381393XCOM 2 with all my senpai's and gen mates as my soldiers
>>30381393Videogame streams (mainly shooters, turn-based tactics, action RPGs and metroidvanias), drawstreams, maybe some gamedev streams. All accompanied by an inordinate amount of cursing and a dash of self-detrimental humor.
>>3038139324/7 content, I never stop streaming.
>>30381595And I love her for that
>>30381638Like two
>>30381590Would watch you.
>>30381481Disgusted at first, but pretty wholesome and cute with a little extra thought.
>>30381393Y'all'dn't've expected it, but I'm a cowboy
>>30381627>teammeatskek
>>30381624Right after you livestream your suicide.
>>3038149960s - 80s
>>30381461Because choco's entire character is being lewd
hey guys!
>>30381606ehhhhhhhh>chorus trilogy was pretty fucking excellent>14 had its moments that were really HIGH and some that were really low\>Other than Tucker acting weirdly OOC for the majority of the season it was ok, they should have decided whether or not the bad guy should be taken seriously or not>16 OH DEAR GOD WHY>17 DONUT IS ACTUALLY THE BEST RVB CHARACTER??? what the HELL????>Zero Shit
Do you really believe that Risu is still here reading these messages?
>>30381481Post the other one
>>30381535basedno wonder I'm a fan
>>30381000Enter the giga stacey
>>30381393Roguelike holo.I'm doin 10h DCSS streams.
>>30381669sleep less and play more games pls
>>30381544Izuru's the EOP hater, Astel sings Disney songs and has a harem of gachikoi, Shien's the one with the copypasta:>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This lead to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars.>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face everytime he got startled, and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways.>Has a crippling ass fetish>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)>Once electrocuted himself to the point of ejaculation on stream>Formed a team to join a serious Vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills.>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar>Made the committee of the first Vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in.>Later was joined by some chump named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice.
>>30381344tá rato
>>30381500I hope she doesn't play Rehgar Earthfury again. Despite being one of the most chad healers in the entire game (and I respect her for not playing egirl shit), playing Rehgar in Quick Match is a fucking nightmare because Rehgar's biggest weakness is he can't do shit when he's on the defense, making him somewhat team reliant, and that's why she did poorly and it wasn't her fault.
I want Rushia, Calli, Kiara, and Ollie to have a 4 hour long stream where they have a profound philosophical discussion about mortality
>>30381481For fucks sake I hate you and love you at the same time for this.
>>30380925/u/fags are so desperate that it's actually funny.
>>30381393Cooking streams, schitzo zatsudan, chat torture, virtual stock portfolio trading, extremely long extended joke streams where I play abandonware DOS games with funny hats.
>>30381546>tfw I couldn’t meet my 2 IRL friends for months now because they live with elderly parents/grandparents and don’t want to risk the ‘ronaGurAme’s friendship is one of the things that keeps me going, it’s so goddamn lonely.
>>30381669same desu
>>30381664oops lmao I should get some sleep
>>30381669Haha she is literally me! So relatable right guys
>>30381677I'll watch especially if you do the tournaments...
>>30381608>chris suicidewot
>>30381359Peko
>Ame shut down people shipping GurAme because she doesn't want to be backseated on becoming lesbian lovers with Gura
>>30381674Indonesians are shitposters, it's just natural that they'd come here
>>30381024one has nigger beats on it, the other doesnt.
>>30380095Mori...
>>30380095What's with Mori's streams not being on here?
>>30381359Gura
>>30381441Yeah, this. I become the biggest boomer in the entire lineup. Everyone else wants youtube bait? I'll be the complete opposite of that. Every third stream is a random doom wad I found somewhere.
I really like Gurame, but I appreciate the aesthetics and the mature energy of Iname more.
>>30381181This is true.
>>30381562As an EST Deadbeat myself, her past two weeks of schedules have been fucking terrible to catch live content due to my wageslave life, but I'm happy to see her content is steadily improving.While hearing she's going to commit full time to this starting in Jan is fantastic, I'm not holding out hope the schedules will necessarily get any better.
>>30381685Sounds great, just remove Kiara or Mori (the two together will just yuribait and distract from the topic) and replace one of them with Watame, she can insta respawn
>>30381393Low energy 4x and grand strategy streams. I'd make RBC look incredibly popular by comparison.
>>30380674Why are you following Crunchyroll n-nigger?
>>30381562You'd have to be insane if you think people are unironically subbing to Mori in droves because they watched her live2d avatar bob back and forth saying "murder is so fucking kawaii" without any interest in streaming or vtubing.Mori's streams do well for their timeslot but the timeslot holds back a lot of her audience. A big reason why her sub growth stays pretty much consistently between 5-7 regardless of what she does on any given day is because most of her viewers are watching VoDs and her growth from any particular stream is distributed across several days rather than concentrated around the live event nobody but JPs and NEET insomniacs can attend.
>>30380751So that's why Amelia thought it would be a good game for them to collab
>>30381393LEAGUE 24/7 WITH MASSIVE RAGECSGO 24/7 CLIMBING OUT OF DMG WITH MASSIVE RAGEAncient old games like S4 League and probably cooking streams as well
>>30381615that reminds me i havent listened to the fortress theme in ages
>>30381260Let's be real, even the Gigastacy wouldn't bother with Festival.
>>30381416Mori can be pretty funny
somebody.. watch my stream...
>>30381393nonstop grand strategy autismtotal war, paradox, 4x, you name iti'll stream 16 hours a day 3 days a weekplus one 8 hour members-only multiplayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh2mf8wDbHsFriend!
>>30381564Pekora is the hero for Indonesia
>>30381706based
>>30381627>teammeats
>>30381702>he lacks critical information
>>30381741now this is true
I'm genuinely curious what is with all the anti AmeSame stuff the past few days? Is it desperate narrativefags trying anything to spin stories? Is it just a few people replying to themselves over and over and over again? It's been nonstop all week.
>>30380925The important point is this: Ame is a filthy fujoshitter, so she knows exactly how the shipper brain works.
>>30381706This is true
>they're still pushing the Gura is for children memeFuck off already, she has an audience full of 20-50 year olds.
Which fanbase do you think has the lowest average IQ?
>>30380839tfw short tongue, produce tons of spit so sound like a mouthbreather 24/7
>>30381740FUCK YOUR FRIEND*toot*
>>30381608>"Haachama" is Haato's dead childhood friendI want this mini comic
>>30381393Endurance streams 3 days a week.Collabs 2 days a weekKaraoke and /tg/ weekends
>>30381680wtf im a hologay now
>>30380368Holy based. What was her name? She deserves a sub.
>>30381669Personally, I just want to sleep and play games with her!
>>30381393I play exclusively immersive sims starting with System Shock, Thief, and Deus Ex and branch out into related games such as Bioshock, STALKER, Dishonored, Prey
>>30381760pic related
>>30381187member-only
>>30381760aqua
Yagoo, please tell holoID to stop talking in that terrible baboon language. There is no market for that.
>>30381760You just posted their oshi.
Watch my boy sing spectacularlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihX1R8UKhaQ
Someone, please stream, onegai...
I'm ready
>>30381729>You'd have to be insane if you think people are unironically subbing to Mori in droves because they watched her live2d avatar bob back and forth saying "murder is so fucking kawaii" without any interest in streaming or vtubing.You'd have to be insane to think they wouldn't. You are seriously overestimating people.
>>30381577mouthpussyassleft handright handleft gillsright gillsrubbing your cock on her foot doens't count as her servicing you, so the answer is 7 chumbuds
>>30381709Don't worry, she's got plenty more on there.But if you're in the US, her times are awful
>>30381738If I became a vtuber with you, I would play MOO2 with you in a second.
>>30381608Is there a "Towa is ACTUALLY a baby"?
>>30380385MoriYesPlayingCORPO FOR LIFE
>>30381393Miniature painting streams, featuring a fixed camera on the mini and live 2d-like technology to replace my hands with 2d hands.Sloth avatar with major live slow, die whenever energy. Happy little trees incarnate.Push for analog board gaming online for collabs.Occasional absolute spergouts of foaming at the mouth anger for no reason once every 3-4 streams, just to calm back down and go back to what I was doing.
>>30381760For ENLowest - ChumbudsHighest - TakodachisAnd this is coming from a chumbud.
>>30381706Based
How can ame just stream 5 times yesterday and not stream even once today? Like does she know shes giving me withdrawals by doing this? I can't stop thinking about her.
>>30381655based. When do I send my superchat?
>>30381760Pic related
>>30381192>both are completely unrelated and not in competition with each otherLets not kid ourselves anon. They're both the first songs of both parties so naturally they will conflict. Even if Pop on Rocks was remixed it's still Ame's voice. I just hope Kiara doesn't take it the wrong way considering she was excited about 1 million, now to be beat to that mark by a no effort meme song of her own group, and the so called leader at that.
>>30381760Every Nousagi is a literal blood-shitting retard.
>>30381760Chudbuds
>>30381578What did he say? I don't know any of the homostar lore
>>3038126132 year old deadbeat here, you're not wrong but Mori has inspired me to pick up one of my hobbies again.
>>30381683Tell her to play Kharazim he's kinda got that rehgar playstyle.
>>30381794>rubbing your cock on her foot doens't count as her servicing youwhy not bro
>>30381760fuck that, which fanbase has the highest IQ?
>>30381694koopa985 when?
>>30381791Do your reps, we've got a busy stream week ahead of us.
>>30381760Nousagis
>>30381393Excel sheets with numbers on them
>>30381706>FUCKING LICK HER CLIT ALREADY>WHY AREN'T YOU FINGERING HER>WHERE'S THE TRIBBING
gura is a 74 yrs old black man with huge muscle, its okay for gay in 2020
>>30381393Retro games all day every day. I will be the /vr/ youtuber
>>30381794Bro, you forgot about armpits.
>All this Cyberpunk talk made me check /v/JESAS
>>30381809stop
>>30381760KFP and it is not even close.The way they always fall for obvious bait is ridiculous and indicative of the level of insecurity and autism they have.
>>30381740Hi Friend!
>>30381760you just posted them
>>30381577>3 holes>4 with hands + feet>4 with armpits + kneepits>at least 2 or 3 in her hair getting hairjobsShe can do a few!
>>30381608>Coco did it on purposeWait, this is a rrat?I always thought that was what happened.
>>30381760You are what you eat, right?
>>30381826luknights
>>30381756Right? You can't be a pedophile if you're still a kid.This is a joke. Don't get too upset.
>>30380892It'll be surprise kino and bring hlgg to their knees.
I CAN'T STAND AMELIA But at the same time I love her
>>30381706this is true
>>30381670Thanks, I guess I'll give it another go.
>>30381792>im right because uhhh peple suk!!!1! xDYou have to be 18 to post here, anon.
>>30381694Also my performance in the virtual stock portfolio is a long term running gag, when the market is good I set my background to be some fancy hotel room or museum, when it's bad I become a hobo on the street. Also all supachats get added to the virtual stock portfolio and if the value of the superchats exceeds my total earnings than the viewers gain majority control of my portfolio for that week and I get forced to virtually buy stocks that they tell me to get. If I go into debt I start working "odd jobs" onstream such as doing karaoke streams where I place my avatar in the middle of a public space with an upside down hat full of chocolate coins or something. When I get rich and the portfolio does super well my streams skyrocket in production value and I start a new long term joke of being reeled into the shadow government, cue collabs with other indies.
>>30381608No holocaust mention?
>>30381804Weren't chumbuds the only ones reading real books in a past survey post?
>>30381791We live in an age absolutely spoiled with content and yet people always want more
>>30381732S4 League is not ancient.
>>30381393I force my viewers to learn how to play Wargame: Red Dragon
>>30381835Please be a Vtuber.
>>30381562is music really that much of a booster?
>>30380880I was hoping Ina and Gura would continue Portal 2 this week...
>>30381840The board has been unusable for ages now. Every day there's some new drama they blame on "trannys"
>>30381024When Pop On rocks was first posted here people were pushing for 5k views lol
>>30381737Canada...
>>30381754there's a hard core of people who are very, very seriously offended by /u/ banter and i have never once succeeded at getting them to explain why it bothers them. they just seem to exist in a permanent state of butthurt.
>>30381784this is true. I've met a lot of SEAchamas from playing mobage/gachashit and they all speak english pretty well, they all consume english targeted media and even watch EN translated clips of JPs. No one needs the IDs to ACTUALLY speak that shitty language
>>30381826teamates
>>30381779Which one? Mario Kart?
>>30381863Yagoo hire this man
Wait... is there no Gura stream today?
>>30381859Her stubbornness genuinely bothers me.
>>30380385MorinoGonna watch Ame play it
>>30381804The fact that you need to defend yourself being a chumbud while stating a FACT is sombering.When are chumbros going to learn to criticism...
>>30381826Takos.
>>30381868Anon, S4 league was 13 years ago
>>30380385>Mori>No>I'll probably watch Amelia's streams of itI have zero interest in playing the game myself and would rather catch up on finishing DS3 so I can go play Bloodborne already.
>>30381760EN: Teamates. t. TeamateJP: Rushia, solely because of redditors bringing down the average with pettan jokesID: Risu, coomers from NNN drag down the averageCN: Civia's dum-dum hollows
>>30381859Just accept her fully anon, you're almost there
>>30381826Takobros because they have the sense to not post here
>>30381875cover songs are overdone, but "good" originals are still fresh
>>30381393The father/dad experience anons never had.
will you kneel /hlgg/?
>>30381833>>30381706>FIST HER FIST HER FIST HER>Chat, Gura is a small girl and we're just getting to know each other, why do you want me to fist her, that will just hurt her>FINE, LICK HER FEET LICK HER FEET LICK HER FEET
>>30381794armpits?kneepits?hair?cmon bro
>>30381595She's just a great lady to have around. She really is. She can draw, ya know!
Too big
>>30380385MoriYeahI'll play while I watch Ame play it
>>30381826Chris chads
>>30381867Are we considering Dr. Seuss a real book?
>>30381760Aqua's
>>30381868>S4 League is not ancient.Anon...just accept you're getting old.
The manga reading by mori is fucking amazing, though I'm only a few minutes in.
this place is like overly horny conspiracy theorists for anime girls, interesting
>>30381863FUCKING BASED
>>30381906HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30381481That's not what c-section scars look like.
>>30381760easy
>>30381906Fuck, guess I have to
>>30381826vergil. because they unity
>>30381861I'm not making any kind of quality judgement mate. But people subscribing to channels based off of one or two popular videos while having zero interest in the content and rarely if ever engaging with said content is a very well documented phenomenon on youtube.
Why don't they let Ina join APEX?
>>30380360Detective on the mentally defective?
>>30381484I'm 90% sure Lamy has bigger mammaries than Mori
>>30381877Same but three weeks in a row was pushing it. There's always next week
>>30381500Can you imagine if Blizzard starts advertising her.
>>30381906Pff
30381760>surveyfagging before image limit is reached>tribalismpostingI hate nousagis so much
>>30381922It only gets better.
>>30381562Mori's viewership held back because two things:Awful timeslots A subscriber base with very diversified timezonesWe've definitively know this is true because her VOD viewership is quite consistent and the last time she released a song (cursed night) it barely inclined her more than usual
>>30381906yes, but only for zombo
>>30381792Newfagchama... do you know who fubuki is?
I want to post cute AmeSame art and InaAme art but I don't want to get grouped in with the SEAniggers antis hating on AmeSame. I think both pairings are super cute...
>>30380385KiaraWaiting for the first bits of impression, have a really busy week anywayAme's streams are too late for me with needing to do lifereps anyway, will play it first assuming no yabais get out.
>>30381863Holy shit
>>30381923>>30381923No, fuck you.
>>30381922
>>30381826Haatons, they watch Haachama in order to lower their IQ to a point where life doesn't seem like shit
>>30381826Unity chads
>>30381868anon...
>>30381906Stop posting this, this is so embarrassingt. indog
>>30381784they're successful for Indonesian market tho. If you're comparing them to HoloEN, then you are retarded
>>30381416From what I see, the read-along made a lot of noise on the weeb translation circles of twitter. Those are accounts (old fansubbers, vn and ln translators, etc) with a lot of weeb followers who are presumably receptive to vtubers so my headcanon is that this was a top-tier stream for subs and views growth.
>>30381149https://streamable.com/a8mrol
>>30381680Between Oga singing Snow Halation, Astel hyperventilating to Ame and this I feel I'm really sleeping on homos.
>>30380637GuraKaraoke and rythm game
>>30381939Possibly, but Mori's have a nicer bounce to them.
>>30381826Rosetai
>>30381811No they aren't.Just from a basic perspective Hinotori exists on most major music streaming platforms and even has a literal re-upload by YouTube itself that's somewhere around 70-80k.
>>30381889No I'm going indie starting next year.
>>30381937Did you see her playing HL2?She's not ready for APEX.
>>30381922keep going chumbro, it only gets better
twarpetta..
>>30381149>Kureiji going down to 14kNononononon fellowing SEAniggers we got too cocky she was supposed to defeat Gura!
>>30381967Can confirm, I've developed down syndrome since I started watching Haachama
>>30381906you gotta be kidding me
>>30381863I like this idea a lot, the concept of doing unarchived karaoke roleplaying as a hobo because your viewers superchatted you bad investment decisons is hilarious
>>30381863I know someone from hololive is monitoring this thread. Hire this man.
>>30381922It was really good.
>>30381419Wat.
>>30381906ughh u win this time INGODS.
>>30381729There is some truth to this, since the music alone is not enough to win over an entirely new crowd.I do believe a vast majority of the fans coming in are probably all JPs though, while maybe some Euros are enjoying some of the "Brash American Tomboy Tryhard" energy she exudes.She seems to be enjoying herself a lot more now that her workload seems to have lightened up a bit though, so I couldn't be more happy for her.
>>30381937Its gonna be rough enough teaching one person the hang of it.
>>30381732>S4 League Goddamn man, is that game even alive anymore?
I really like this Zoombie
>>30381967Haatons are fucking retarded.
>>30381769projekt melody
>>30381863Yes, I'd like to invest coins into this early.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r54Xjj-nJt8
>>30381936A "very well documented phenomenon" that conveniently only applies to one hololive vtuber and not the other 40-some because this child declared himself an expert before googling 'confirmation bias'.
>>30380453Who's doing a Die Hard watchalong?
>>30382012
>>30381863Jesus fuck this is amazingWill probably lead to an insane amount of schizoposting with some people taking it ultra-seriously though
>>30381811The day kiara stops numberfagging is the day she will finally be truly happy
>>30381937Speaking of which how are they going to make it work?
>got a 3080>still just hanging around the thread laughing at dumb jokesMy vidya reps....
>>30381562>The issue with that it doesn't translate into live viewers because they didn't sub for her Livestream content.Except she gets more views than Kiara and despite having the least amount of hours streamed among the ENs, she is the top earner.
>>30381301You get crazies in every nationality anon.
>>30382027Amesame.
>>30382027AmeSame
>>30381393I read /hlgg/ out loud and give commentary.
>>30380070I want to believe
>>30381966>Unity chads
>>30381975Have this stream of Oga and Fubuki playing Mario Kart. Loser (between FBK and Oga) has to do the next round while being subjected to an electric massage chair set to whatever their place was. Viewers are also bullying them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXjUFyl5QpE
>>30381988Honestly I think her atrocious aim is why she hated the game so much. She fucking sucks at shooters, even something as simple as Half-Life. She was just salty and the HL2 autists didn't help so she called it shit to get back at them.
>>30381972They would be a lot more successful trying to appeal to the same market as the ENs though. Think most of them realize that now.
>>30381694>>30381863>>30381987You'd be the only male vtuber id follow if you actually did it, you madman
>>30380637koroneEN-only super mario bros., but my favorite was her gran turismo 2 stream
>>30382013Merely pretending
>>30382008they played together before debuting though
>>30380453I am 31 and despite hearing about how good it is and how much it actually sounds like my kind of film I still have NEVER seen it.
>>30382021I don't get it
>>30381608>Nothing about the Christmas Miracle Weak
>>30381481I'm not sure what the intended effect was but it's more cute than sexy
>>30382043>Mobile poster is also retardedlike clockwork
>>30380453SHOOTTHEGLASS
>>30381991towa's towas....
>>30381922Seriously some of her funniest content to date, though that's also in large part to the actual story itself, unlike Ame's readalong where she hard carried a boring VN.
>>30381991If I saw her looking like this, I would pretend I knew Towa's name
>>30381863uhm, hello based department?
Ame, Gura, and Kiara should make a skyblock series, it'd be kino
>>30382012Her laugh....https://files.catbox.moe/nbltwj.mp3
>>30381344Okey ddaga
>>30381393Art youtuber like Ina but as lewd as I can possibly get away with.Lewd, ecchi games or games with sexy females all day.
ATTENTION EVERYONE:POP ON ROCKS IS ONLY 30K VIEWS AWAY FROM PASSING HINOTORI
>>30381840Yeah, /v/ is a trash heap.
>>30382004Mori's name is almost as autistic as her. It has like 6 different meaningshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T34_Calliope
>>30381760Anyone who spams "HEY MOONA" in the chatSo either Pekora or Moona's fanbase then
>>30380160Wow, there's three replies to this one just like in the last threadI actually thought I was in the archives for a moment
>>30382013>he doesn't knowYou need an IQ of over 140 to truly understand Haachama
>>30381980Mori's bounce is so great that Kiara updated her rigging to be more like it
>>30381980Its hard not to be distracted by that bounce.
>>30382022You're putting a lot of words in my mouth. Your claim was that it's insane to think people would subscribe to something they didn't have any interest in. That's demonstrably not true, even within Hololive. Stop shitting your pants, I'm not attacking Mori only your braindead take.
>>30382069it's perfect isn't it?
>>30381840I use the "actually talk about video games" thread. It's the only good thing there.
>>30381991Twapi's Twompers...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihX1R8UKhaQ
>>30380963Why is that this fandom attracts the people with the most schizo vibes?
>>30381724I believe she did mention finally being able to stream "at the good times" at one point and she's actually been pretty consistent and streaming at good EST times on the weekends when she doesn't have to work so I think we'll get quite a few streams. She could probably even do so without alienating her current regulars, by just doing an EST/NA prime time stream at about 10am her time (8am EST if I did my timezone reps right) and then doing another stream that evening at 8ish/9ish her time in the evening have 3 or so days a week like that plus collabs and that's a pretty good schedule for everyone while still giving the reapy plenty of rest time for sleepy.
>>30382089I need to get a clip of her ara ara because it made my dick twitch.
Seeing FBK being there for Mio and help her to relax after she choked is really endearinghttps://youtu.be/mmUVwNut2-Y?t=1335
>>30381991I'm 7 days in nofap, you won't ruin
>>30381991Tasukete...
>>30381393Seasonal Anime watchalongs, whatever game I feel like playing (so probably Halo or Gravity Rush), zetsudans about topics I have very little knowledge about, long racist tangents
>>30382069>cutting out the POG SIMP T-POSE POGGERS that followed that immediately after
>>30382095internet flavor of the month
>>30381840It's not so different from clicking on /b/, really.
>>30381393See how far I can take recreating past Jerma/Star_ videos, numberfagging via math streams
You guys call redditors and normalfags cringe for spamming the same jokes but Pekofags are no different. They love to run their epic "jokes" to the ground like ogey, rrat, pardun, do you know pekora and other annoying spam garbage that were never funny in the first place. They think they are so smug for replying ogey, rrat, and pardun to shitposters when in fact it makes them happier because they give them even more (You)s. Don't even bother replying this post with ogey, rrat, or pardun because I don't give a shit. I just want to let you know how pathetic and insufferable Pekofags are
>>30381680Shien yo...
>>30381393DIY, cooking (mainly dessert), food review
>>30381840I don't even want to check but I'll just assume that deciding to stop using /v/ years ago was the right choice.
>>30381991Tord of the Towa The Two Towas
>>30382031Prebuilt?
>>30382093>open stream>he's singing fly me to the moon>close stream because that song is ruined for me now
>>30382075LOL
>>30382093Once is enough faggot
To fellow teamates>when using Ctrl+F you can type a space before "Ame" to exclude results like "same", "game" and so on.It will also exclude stuff like >Ame or AmeSame & Ame! but it's still better than nothing
>>30381521HAHAHAHA it's funny because I know that /u/fags actually believe this.
>>30381991How hard do you think it is for her to avoid pushing like on the full blown lewds?
>>30381863amazing
>>30382103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6AbJDir19k
>>30381840I will forever be glad I made the DMC V threads the last ones I would ever read on /v/ before quitting it.
>>30382133Keep coping bud
>>30381840You mean /wojak/?
>>30382124Nope, just got really fucking lucky. It still took 2 months to get here but I'm happy either way
>>30382074So you would be a vsh*jo fag?
>>30381906If one IN can get past one EN in subs or monthly supa I will.
>>30381974The actual translator for the series was in the chat apparently, so that was cool to see.
>>30382060Oh really?
>>30380317They are gonna sing? didn catch that
>>30381741peko loves the moon...
>>30382064too many words, that's why it was shit
>>30381393Hololive W...no Enma you can't steal my ideas
>>30382138https://files.catbox.moe/ugjsxa.mp3Made this for easier use
>>30381359the ones with the highest amount of Numberfags
>>30382148No because I would actually kayfabe and have a good design.
>>30381393i would try to aim for variety mostly cus im interested in most things, constantly make polls on what i should do for streams instead of making a schedule, which would guarantee community involvement. the way i announce huge collabs or announcements is to write it in as a joke answer and then blow people away when it inevitably gets chosen, like a new outfit would be "slip into something a little more comfortable"
>>30382135She 100% has a private account that she uses when liking the really lewd stuff
Which holo will play BOTW 2?
Bets are on for "How many live viewers will Kiara get in this new timeslot"Lot of people have been talking about the JP primetime debuff, so it will be interesting to see how this performsPayouts:>5k or less = 1000 Olliecoin>5k to 10k = 300 Gura Coin on utawaku>10k to 15k = 10 free rrat coupons>15k to 20k = return of investment>over 20k = 30 (you)sMinimum bet: 500 chickencoin or equivalent
So just between Kiara and Ame's schedules alone, are we already looking at one of the most kino weeks for HoloEN so far?
w>>30381393Why are Cover employees like this?
>>30381826takos. I may be bias tho
>>30382140rulmaoname 1(uno) lesbian couple in hololiveprotip: it has been 3 years and there's noneyou are the one who's coping
>>30382169KFP?
>>30382049Even they basically exclusively spoke english they would never reach the heights EN has because the label of "Indonesia" inherently holds them backAll of them bilingual, some of them are trilingual, and one of them is fucking quadlingual yet they struggle to hold viewership past 10k
>>30380736reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9kPfcyVmKI
>>30381151Literally pulling that out of your ass
What's the ETA for Haachama's next stream?
>>30382187Noel and Flare you dumb newfag
>>30382119ogey
>>30382178me
>>30382187Amelia and Guraeasy
>>30382010S4KR died 2 years agoS4EU is still aliveidk hololive policies about private servers
>>30382181amesame a way out is still the most kino holoen stream
>>30382179Has the view bug been fixed?
>>30381393Blackpilled vtuber
>>30382187Shion and Marine
>>30382201rrat
>>30382179I'd say 10k to 15k
>>30381922The thread was awesome for that too.
>>30382199Watch, he's gonna say they aren't really fucking, leading to someone talking about the bruises
>>30382178Ame, Noel
>>30381269I love my dad so much for doing her reps
Where the hell did anti /u/ fags come from? It wasn't this bad before and they acting like childrens.
>>30382188Do you know nousagi?
>>30382158who doesn't love the moon
>>30382103You'd think zombi's genki was her at max power. She's actually just goku-ing hard. Ollie's Ara Ara was a rare glimpse into her spiking her power level to full strength. If she was serious about farming gachis, there wouldn't be a single English, indo or jap speaker in the world who'd even stand a chance. The only reason we're spared is because protagonist zombie uses her feminine allure for good. I've already decided to member up anyway, just because I really like the cut of her jib. Turkey Vegeta could learn a thing or two from undead goku.
So I thought tomorrow's gonna be a meh day for Amelia... but then I saw the shark icon. I just wish they had Ina join...
>>30382119ogey rrat
>>30382192They should get rid of the shitty ID tag and just put them all under a single global tag
>>30382226She just tripped on a controller.
>>30380221Wow, she wasn't kidding when she said she's lazy.
>your oshi>do you beleeb in gurame
>>30382179>1000 olliecointhat's the top prize
>>30381393Go between MMOs and be a general nuisance to everyone with my viewers by shit-talking and griefing, all while being funneled currency and gear.
>>30382262>Gura>Yes
>>30380965Mori has it, Ame and Kiara are both planning to get one
>>30382244She's a force to be reckoned with. Let's hope to god she doesn't turn on us.
>>30382236I've always been here/u/nigs are cancer
>>30382236No idea, ESL-kun.
>>30382212aparently not
>>30382100I'd love for some morning streams, and thankfully Kiara has pulled through for me there, so here's hoping for more.
>>30382179>newAnon at the very least pretend you aren't just shitposting, she's been doing Minecraft at that time slot last week and I think before that as well
>your oshi>have you ever fapped to her while they were streaming?
>>30382187gurame
>>30382244SHUT THE FUCK UPYou're going to attract the HoloESfags with talk like that
>>30381608>haachama is haato's dead childhood friendbruh
>>30382239Kiara is literally the biggest numberfag in hololive...
>>30382093god his voice is fucking ugly who let this happen?
My daughter is absolute shit at FPPs, let alone fast paced ones, and ame will burn the hell out of her, cant wait for the shark rage.
>>30382119SHUT UP BEEEECH
>>30382262>gura>faithfully
Reminder SEAnigger schizo is the worst people.They literally rape hundred of guys if you give them money and power.People from UK probably recognize this news.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7858059/How-worlds-worst-rapist-Reynhard-Sinaga-came-rich-family-Indonesia.html
>>30380317Here's your (you) but an excuse to post this moment is appreciated https://youtu.be/g20GL7GD-HE?t=11821
>>30382236SEAniggers and schizos see the genuineness of /u/shippers and it irks them, then something happens and they realise they can use this to hurt the genuine people and they go to town. they're just bad people.
Gura.... stop picking avocados and please stream... onegai
>Your oshi>Worth it?
>>30380453I owned the trilogy on VHS. Argyle is a total bro.
>>30380221If she does 7 hour streams then this will be fine.
>>30382029What do you mean?
>>30382075'member when Amelia was supposed to pass Mori in subscribers? Because I remember. I thought "teamates" had bigger aspirations than beating the lowest subscribed EN.
>>30382262>Kiara>I don't care as long as they keep having good chemistry
>>30380142>I am a prostituteWhat was she thinking? Gura feels so natural and inviting compared to HER
>>30382282AmeNo, that's unthinkable!
>>30382292Kiara is a nousagi so this makes sense.
>>30381942oh yeah they showcase streamers in their game launcher... totally forgot about thatthat could push some people into hololive, those poor little fucks...
>>30382262AmeThey're really fun together and I love the lewd art and relationship jokes, but they're not actually together.
>>30382302Ah yes, indog schizos
>>30382212From all evidence we have: NoCase in point her Sakuna stream had similar views to previous week after it ended but around half the viewership of last time
Just watching Mori's "Bread rap" stream after getting interested in her content after a long while because of the manga read and I must say, Mori can sure laugh at herself. Its actually kind of funny and cute
>>30382302Do SEAnigs really?
>>30382178We know ame will for sure. Those are gonna be some blessed streams
>>30382302>The daily maillmao ok /pol/
>>30382236Salty Gurina or Iname people
>>30382319She was about to before the podcast.
>>30382292You clearly don't know Pekora.
>>30382311KiaraYes
>>30382262MoriI more-or-less avoid Gura, so I have no opinion.
>>30382327POLMAO
>>30382282AmeI could never. She's Pre-GFE, and cumming to Pre-GFE makes it impossible to become GFE
>>30382262AmeYes, I think both sides are into it, taking it slowly and seriously, and not letting anyone else push it along, because starting a relationship with a coworker is risky and they want this to work out.
>>30382311Inawatching her? yea. her membership? the emotes are nice...?
>>303821971 week break currently
>>30382352I HATE PEKORA.
>>30382318I guess they could queue as 2 and get a rando as the 3rd. Duo queue APEX is dead.
>>30382236SEAniggers hate rrats that are positive
>>30382319Numberfags are just shitposters, you retard.
>>30382236Some people just hate happiness
>>30382309So /cgl/ no fun allow fags?
>>30381393Autistically playing war thunder
>>30381393Souls-likesMetroidvaniasMinecraftRandom Kusoge"Let's Get Better At!" streams for Fighting, Rhythm, and Puzzle games as I enjoy them all but am subpar at best.I'll play through Mass Effect 1 30 times and never play the sequels.
>>30382068>Kiara has the water bucket, immediately fall into the void
>>30382302How is this hololive related? Are you going to post doxx next?
>>30382352OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30382282Morinope
>>30382292https://streamable.com/pky0baShe's reforming
>>30382244Fuck that, the sexy voice was cute, but only because of the contrast from her usual energy. The manic energy is a thousand times cuter than any "deep sexy asmr" voice. My ideal Ollie ASMR would fucking deafen you.
>>30382197Never, she's in jail
>>30382282Morionce, at the dinner table during her GFE stream
>>30382302>Towa baby linkFuck you
>>30381149Ollie, you were supposed to be the chosen one......
>>30382380Faithfully playing rrat italian zoomer
>>30382075>760-680=30Is this the legendary Common Core education I keep hearing about?
>>30382282>ameI have not fapped to any holo live or otherwise. It's fuckin weird to me, I'd rather just go with the usual JAV or whatever.
>>30382363Meds
I'm dieing from lack of streams
>>30382389I'm so proud of our girl.
>>30382262AmeliaYes. It's mostly from Gura's side for now but they grow closer and closer and once they off collab in some months it'll happen
>>30382349But Ame love both girls
>>30382282Inano
>>30382363Based
>>30381393Live story-telling by way of slightly obscure ARG-style shenanigans that only people that pay attention will figure out. Alternating between normal streams and surreal streams that are part of a story.
>>30382401Click on the video you retard. The search result page isnt updated.
>>30382049HoloID is actually targeted for Indonesian speaker. Both are successful, HoloID is for Indonesians while HoloEN is for people who speak English and an option for ESLs because Hololive has not been yet in their country
>>30382348>implying a left leaning gossip rag is polCommie please, go back to starving in your bread line. >>30382262OllieNo, gurame was killed by gura's refusal to get good at vidya. Ame can't carry her forever.
>>30382282>Ame>no. Haven't actually fapped to any vtubers
>>30382398Zoombie will be overtaken by based peacock soon, ticktock
>>30382119>Thinking that any of the ogey rrat posters are actual nousagis.
>>30382389>I don't care about numbers.do u rlly berib?
>>30382262AmeNo, I write a lot of /u/schizo narratives, but I belive they are just friends because Ame is not a lesbo.
>>30382315she would pretty much have to in order to stay relevant
>>30382407do your reps anon make your oshi proud
>>30382377I know, "retard".
>>30382262AmeI believe they discuss how they're going to bait the yurifags before the streams
>>30380385>Ame>yes>ill play it first then watch the amelia vod as i go to bed.
>>30382262GuraNot really, but I think she has a deep affection for Ame and is captivated by the concept.
>>30382389It is impossible, she cannot suppress her inner nousagi
>>30382391gaol
>>30382401Pop on Rocks is at 732K. The number on the search page is cached and lags behind.
>>30382262InaI believe they're good friends and it's 0% sexual.it's actually kinda creepy how much people are trying to make it sexual
>>30381863I think this is a hilarious idea and would watch the shit out of it.It could never go mainstream though, roleplaying homelessness would get you canceled so fucking fast on Twitter.
>>30382010In the forms of two private servers it is.
Any idea what the gura-kiara collab will be?
>>30382435I usually do do my reps but sometimes I feel so exhausted that it's hard for me to even lift a finger. Not sure what's wrong with me.
>>30382302you are schizoed the fuck out my man
I only respect /u/schizos if they accept that bitefag stuff is the prime version of their faggotry that makes the best art
>>30381393live codinga weekly 5 hours shit-on-javascript stream
>>30382429She has to dig deep to remove her inner nousagi. Give her more time anon.
>>30382178Kiara already considered playing the first one I could see her doing it
>>30382351was she? Mori got boosted from 5k to like 8-9k iirc
>>30382449As long as it doesn't leak from here schizos can be schizos.
>>30382179>Steaming at 11pm EST/8pm PST + minecraft buffShe's guaranteed to have at least 10k, although the viewer bug will probably have her at 8k
>>30382075To be fair, hinotori just isn't a good song.
>>30380004What are unarchived shows? Ones that are deleted after stream? What is the purpose of this?
>>30382463Based shitting on javascript.
>>30382455Have you seen her jap lesson collab?
>>30382348You can look the name up on Wikipedia.
>>30382319Didn' t want her to pass Mori, nor do i care that pop on rocks is exploding faster than Hinotori, and I'm the fag who started the infection here>>29222040
>>30382319It's still fun shitposting about a fan remix of a Dr. Seuss reading passing a produced original.ogey?
>>30382282GuraNo, but I almost fapped to Kiara during that one SC reading.
>>30382391>thinking that will stop herDon't underestimate JP haatons
>>30380593By the time she plays it there will be leaked streams and guide out and every child will be screaming in chat.This isn't GTA, RPG shit like the witcher is just hard to dive into blind and immediately find out everything. There's some experimentation but fuck if chat will let her try.
J*st w*k* *p, did I miss anything?
>>30381393Hololive(the propietary streaming app) code review streams, members only Mordhau in a private server, acoustic guitar practice streams, some /his/ content watchalongs (documentaries, movies), /a/ watchalongs. Readalongs of translations of argie /lit/.Honestly, my content would get old pretty quickly since I have little to no interest in vidya, that is the most easy media to get content out of and am not charismatic enough to pull off good zatsudan streams.
>>30380385>Ina>No but someone gifted it to me>I'll wait for some patches, still got Yakuza 7 to play
>>30382262Inano
>Had a dream Ame set up some crazy ARG that ended with being in an intimate chat room with her and like 30 other superfans>Woke upfuck i'm sad, I worked so hard in my dream to throw other people off the trail and get to be one of Ame's special friends and then it wasn't real
>>30382468Yeah, the gap was closing pretty hard before it. She was getting 10k+ for a few days while ame was getting 4-6
>>30382463based, I'd watch it
>>30382497ame schedule
>>30382482Usually karaoke streams. They can't save them, because of copyrighted music, so fans will reupload them, because burner accounts.
>>30382482Rights issues is why. Streaming something you don't have the rights for, only way to do it is to not monetize and not archive the stream.
>>30382236/u/niggers are incredibly obnoxious on other boards, the ones here are pretty tame in comparison for some reason
>>30382262InaIt's just bait.
>>30382425Same
>>30382497you missed IT
>>30382343>https://streamable.com/mrtvr0Mori's giggles before she breaks down and just starts laughing hysterically give me a reason to live.
>>30382262AmeI think they have great chemistry but people trying to frame it as them actually being in love with each other creep me out.
>>30382463Based
>>30382455Already confirmed to be Mario Kart
>>30382389I dont know about Ryza but in other Atelier games is pretty easy to get stuck on a "no progress" loop for months if you dont know what you are doing or using a guide.
>>30382459that's an easy compromise because the biting definitely is the best part
>>30382262MoriNo, because the dynamic works better if you see them as two sisters having fun and going on adventures while kidding around and getting into trouble; not some dumb yuribait shit.And yes, aside from the memes, TakaMori also works better with them being incredibly close friends rather than outright lovers.
>>30382262Ame.Not actually, but cute/lewd fanart is cute/lewd regardless and the aversion that some people seem to have towards girls acting cute together on-screen is bizarre.
>>30382429i bereebShe was numberfagging real hard during her first Sakuna stream but while that is a debuff game, she's having so much fun so I think she's learning.She got called out on numberfagging by her chat as well.
>>30382292That narrative is no longer valid, after Kiara declared she's going to play more debuff games like Atelier and doesn't care if we don't watch
>>30382463JS is a language made up of broken promises>InaCarlos.bmp
>>30382390>not wanting her to utilize both super genki white and super ara red equally for maximum combat efficiencyAnonchama, you disappoint me.
>>30382483>>30382513>>30382525>>30382463you may like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6k6WR8GRs
>>30382262InaNo
>>30382449Its literally just this thread and perhaps some discord I'm probably not aware of
Is ame a size queen?
>>30382262MikoNo, I prefer Iname
>>30381452damn, this homo can sing!
>>30382508I remember the lowest being around 9k when Mori didnt stream for a week, but after that wasnt it a back and forth at around 13k?
>>30382262InaI believe that Gura believes in it.
watching risu with this split personality is wierd
>>30382468>>30382508The gap was only every close because that week-long hiatus Mori had while Watson spent every day of the week streaming
>>30382262GuraAmeSameてぇてぇ
>>30382552yes she hates manlets_________
>>30381452ame you're doing it again...
>>30382552shes into dogs
>>3038217910-12k, 8k with the bug
>>30382464>>30382445She became a nousagi because it was the only thing that helped her cope with 2020 2020ing her. Her life getting much better now = will become less of a nousagi over time.
>>30382262Ameyes
>>30382281You mean her gen-mates have been playing minecraft in this slot. I don't think she has streamed 8pst since the debut collabs.
>>30382552Yes, she only likes girls shorter than her.
>>30382523I...IT?
>>30382049Focusing on the Indonesian culture only way they can still be IN without using the language. Assuming their culture even that rich enough to pull that off. For example, an India branch would be able to pull that off but Im not sure if about Indonesian culture
>>30382382>Not ME2
>>30382587Do people become nousagis when they hit rock bottom?
>>30382565Why?
>>30382179>Kiara>jp primetime buffYou know that JP hate her right?
>>30382262AmeI like Ame with everyone.
I LOVE YOU CALLIOPE MORIMARRY ME
>>30382550>>30380963
>>30382498Forgot to add AOE2, I love that shit, would try to git gud, so I could play and talk without issues>>30382463I would watch it.
>>30382604Absolutely
>>30382604No, that would be an Ayamekek
I love you gura!
Towa...
>>30382604Yes.
I LOVE YOU GURA! T u T
>>30382304A tad too much reverb for my taste, but that mixer has made a world of difference for her. She still streams at inconvenient/impossible times for me, but I no longer want to actively avoid her if there is a stream I can watch.
>>30382374It didn't take that long to queue when Ame played Duo with RBC.
>>30382415This is not about Ame
>>30382596IN is India, I think you mean ID
i love you, gura!
I LOVE YOU GURA!
I love my dorky Priestess!!
peko