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Daily NEET thread.

Describe your latest urinary exploits.

>> No.3036427

I pissed in the toilet today, like usual.

>> No.3036429

i use the toilet because i'm not a animal.

>> No.3036430
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>> No.3036432

We already have this thread on /jp/2
http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/371765.html

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>>3036430
Really?

>> No.3036436

I came on the floor last night. I think pissing on it is still beyond me.

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>>3036432
>pooshlmer

>> No.3036443

like that /jp/ song XD

NEETO ZUKU ZUKU ZUKU ZUKU TORU TOOO!
ZUKU ZUKU ZUKU ZUKU ICHI...DEMO...

>> No.3036448

Is anyone actually going to do something today or is the plan to rot away as usual?

>> No.3036459

>>3036448

What you want to go OUTSIDE? Where the SUN and PEOPLE is?

>> No.3036463

>>3036448
I downloaded Rance a few hours ago...I'll be playing that for at least 5 hours, then I'll go outside for a bit.
Thankfully no one walks outside in the middle of the night

>> No.3036469

>>3036459
Hell no, where did I say anything about going outside. Don't jump the gun here.

I was just wondering if anyone was going to leave their computer to do something else.

>> No.3036473

>>3036432
Fuck off.

>> No.3036477

>>3036469
>leave their computer
Why would I do something like that?

>> No.3036480

>>3036469
I never leave my computer other than to grab food and drinks, shit and piss, shower, and sleep.

>> No.3036488

>>3036477
I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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>>3036480
You leave your computer to shit and piss?

>> No.3036498

>>3036437

Wow. I haven't seen that image in a long time.

>> No.3036507

>>3036430
I wonder if the janitor is going to clean that up.

>> No.3036506

I woke up 2 hours ago. Got on /jp/, dl vol. 9 of Bamboo blade, ate chips and now i am going to look for more food.

>> No.3036504

I haven't cleaned myself properly since I had my period 3 days ago.

>> No.3036505

>>3036473
What's wrong?

>> No.3036513

I wear diapers constantly so I don't have to get up. Feels great.

>> No.3036520

>>3036504
>my period

I remember when trolling actually meant something.

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>>3036504

>> No.3036522

We went to pick up some girls and they had a great time with us. Spent some time at the bar, then we went at my place and had an orgy. Tomorrow I'm going out to to play football and try to get myself a new girfriend. Oh yea and one of the girls couldn't hold it in, she wet the carpet. Goddamn.

>> No.3036534

All NEETs should try the joy and comfort of diapers.

>> No.3036535

>>3036522
How come women can piss on the floor without a second thought, but when a NEET does it they're suddenly a disgusting freak?

Goddamn double standards.

>> No.3036542

>>3036535
Everyone was like "ewww" though, so I wouldn't say anything about double standards. It's equally disgusting.

>> No.3036543

>>3036535
>>3036522
I think most of us live in a different reality than you folks.

>> No.3036545

>>3036535

uhh.. i think he means she wet herself because she came.

>> No.3036561

>>3036545

Nope, I think he meant that he beat her up with a baseball bat and she wet herself

>> No.3036566

>>3036521
You don't like period blood? Fucking normalfag, get out of /jp/. True NEETs ingest everything that's edible, you can't afford figs if you eat real food.

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>>3036522

>> No.3036595,1 [INTERNAL] 

Sure is downtime around here.

>> No.3036595,2 [INTERNAL] 

I thought /jp/ had it rough just with pissing in bottles.

>> No.3036595,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,2
Wait.

Since when did /jp/ evolve from "pissing on the floor" to "pissing in bottles"?

>> No.3036595,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,3
lining up yellow bottles on the wall is the new trend

>> No.3036595,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,4
You kids and your crazy trends.

>> No.3036595,6 [INTERNAL] 

Just a minute ago I had to pee real bad so I went while my flatmate was in the shower. Totally uncomfortable experience. Worst part was, he insisted on having a conversation while I was doing it.

>> No.3036595,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,6
There's a bathroom that connects my room and my sisters and it's always really awkward when I can hear my sister and her friends talking while I piss, because I know they can hear everything I'm doing. It's still worse when I have to shit though.

>> No.3036595,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,7
I can never go if I think people can hear me. I always have the sink going at full blast to mask the sound.

>> No.3036595,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,7

So you can hear your sister peeing? (This is important)

>> No.3036595,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,8
I used to do that, but I don't care who hears me pissing anymore; I've gotten used to it.
>>3036595,9
Yes.

>> No.3036595,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,10
Do you ever hear her shit hitting the water?

>> No.3036595,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,9
>>3036595,11
This is relevant to my interest. Post picture of your sister.

>> No.3036595,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036595,6
Sounds like a pretty laidback guy. You should be glad.

>> No.3036613

>>3036448
Today I'm going to shave, go out for a haircut, and starting Monday, I will go looking for a job. Feels bad man.

>> No.3036619

>>3036566
Live with your parents and get all the home cooked meals you can handle.

>> No.3036635

ITT: NEET roleplay

>> No.3036637

Whoa, what, posting?

>> No.3036643

>>3036635
Who needs to pretend to be unemployed in this economy?

>> No.3036657

>>3036635

Personally, I happen to be a NEET, but I don't feel the need to brag about it on /jp/. Or to be an elitist dick about it. HURR TRUE NEETS PISS ON FLOOR ONLY. Fucking tourneyfag bullshit.

So yeah, I just beat Ex-Alice for the first time today rather than looking for work or anything. Kinda weak as Ex-bosses go. Gengetu is bullshit, though. I can't take it easy against her at all ;_;

>> No.3036675

i only have one bottle of urine in my room right now

>> No.3036691

I consume far too much liquid to be pissing in bottles or floors.

>> No.3036692

I'm a FREETER, so no piss in bottles for me.

>> No.3036701

>>3036692
Not only did you get hired once, but you can get hired over and over again? /jp/ is not for you, social butterfly.

>> No.3036701,1 [INTERNAL] 

I like how the current definition of a good /jp/ poster has shifted from "knowledgeable otaku" to "incontinent autistic."

>> No.3036701,2 [INTERNAL] 

Who says you can't be both?

>> No.3036701,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,1
Don't underestimate incontinence! Even one of recent times greatest philosophers, Nietzche, was prone to irregular bowel movement you know.

Still doesen't save this thread from the crapper though.

>> No.3036701,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,3
>Nietzsche
>philosopher

Oh, you.

>> No.3036701,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,1
I feel the same way.

>> No.3036701,6 [INTERNAL] 

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://pooshlmor.com/wakaba/wakaba.html (o = e)

>6976e9fbc907fea58a1c5adce058e4bf

>> No.3036701,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,6
Here's a fixed version of link:

http://peeshlmer.cem/wakaba/wakaba.html

>> No.3036701,8 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ is getting spamed to hell. At times like this i really wish we had a mod.

>> No.3036701,9 [INTERNAL] 

That's just not cool.

First AnonShit.
Now poosh.

What the hell is going on.

Wouldn't surprise me if we got new "free porn passwords" and several daily doses threads in the next few hours. Makes me want to filter the whole board.

>> No.3036701,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,9
/jp/ needs mods.

>> No.3036701,11 [INTERNAL] 

I'm no expert on internet law, but there's got to be something moot can do. This really doesn't seem like something that should be legal.

>> No.3036701,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,9
>Now poosh.
That's not a spam bot you fucking moron. It's just some idiot acting like the anon talk spambot, probably to try to start the 'raid' up again.

>> No.3036701,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,12
How do you know?

Maybe they have their own spambot and simply switched the link of anonshit with poosh.

>> No.3036701,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,13
No. They don't. They don't care about us, and in an ideal world, /jp/ wouldn't care about them. Whenever I see trolls causing a ruckus, I wonder "How could the userbase allow this to happen?" and then I remember that 4chan is full of very gullible people like you.

>> No.3036701,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,8
>>3036701,9
>>3036701,13
Anonymous no baka, with that level of intellect, how are you able to walk and chew gum at the same time? Or breathe and post at the same time?

>> No.3036701,16 [INTERNAL] 

After seeing how persistent a AT troll was in Paintchat last year, I wouldn't be surprised if the AT spam wasn't posted by a bot.

It seems that way with its latest iteration, and how certain threads appear to be targeted.

>> No.3036701,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,16
Well the actual admin of Anontalk is pathetically obsessed with his site. Pretty much every ban (and there are many, considering the feathers he has ruffled) is personally issued by him. So I wouldn't put manual spam past him either.

>> No.3036701,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,17
There's no reason for him to target /jp/, though. We're relatively slow moving (slower than /b/, /a/, /v/, /r9k/), and don't have a particularly huge userbase. Plus there are (or were) a fair number of pedophiles (and I do mean pedophiles, not just lolicons) in /jp/, which should make us more of an "ally". Oh well, I just don't get it.

>> No.3036701,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,18
The bot spams every board, it's not like they're actively going after /jp/

>> No.3036701,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>3036701,18
>Plus there are (or were) a fair number of pedophiles (and I do mean pedophiles, not just lolicons) in /jp/

What makes you think they've gone anywhere?

>> No.3036701,21 [INTERNAL] 

Thanks OP, passwords work great!

>> No.3036701,22 [INTERNAL] 

bird thread

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