/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Good thing, I will never had a kids.

I'd spoil her, if you know what I mean.

I think it might be a bad thing if I had a cute daughter.

I'd be a firm authority who acts like a bastard in front of his children, while secretly I love them and try not to make my affections obvious. If I feel I need to step in, I do it as inconspicuously as possible.

Ah, who am I kidding. I come home from my job that I only landed just to get money and try to just get through each day. On my time off I'll sit on my ass, watch TV, and do nothing else.

I would have sex with her, if you know what I mean.

>>3034879
>watch TV
Why would you do that?

>>3034879
>watch TV

Enjoy getting brainwashed.

>daughter
But I already accepted the fact that I'm going to be alone forever years ago.

>>3034886
Well, this is what I'd imagine the worst possible outcome could be. It's even reality TV.

>>3034885
It's actually very hard to think of sexual things about one's daughter. Just like how drawfags can't fap to their own H pics.

Step daughter on the other hand...

>>3034916
>Just like how drawfags can't fap to their own H pics.

I thought it was just me. I once drew a picture with all of my favorite fetishes but I just couldn't fap to it.

My daughter will be born at home, off the record. She'll be homeschooled her entire life and not permitted to leave our grounds. She won't have any desire to though, as we'll live in a castle secluded in a forest. She'll be brought up a proper young lady who respects her father and has a strong sense of modesty.

>>3034916
I can think sexual thoughts about my sister and my cousins, I'm sure I'd have no problem with a daughter.
>Just like how drawfags can't fap to their own H pics.
Really? I've never heard of this.

>>3034925
>My daughter will be born at home, off the record.

Is that legal?

>>3034929
Yeah, it's very hard to fap to any creations of yours that you have a paternal feeling to.

Why do you think ZUN hate Touhou porn?

>>3034916
>bitter virgin
You had to remind me about that mango? Asshole. ;__;

>>3034938
Not in the least. I don't want her exposed to the outside world though, if even for a moment. Plus, then the government will know she exists, and they require checkups if you homeschool.

>>3034947

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>>3034957
I don't get why her dad thought he could keep raping her with no protection without anyone finding out.

>>3034981
Neither do I. But I've know step dads that have done it without protection either.

I've only ever had sexual thoughts about one of my cousins, probably because the rest look like mutant circus freaks. Too bad she's on the side of the family that we've had a falling out with. She's gorgeous though.

>>3034981

"step dad" if her fucking mother was any smart she wold have listened ot her the fis time if that was me or i was a relative i'd have kicked the shit ouut of him the first time.

bringing up tthat manga proves how retarded you guys are nothign is funny abouut rape.

manga author who made this had friends and suffered through such trauma... just so you know.

>>3035014

It's funny when you rape a clown.

>>3034916
>Just like how drawfags can't fap to their own H pics
I can fap to my own pics fine. I guess that bodes ill for any daughter I may have

>>3035050
Show us some of your work

If I ever have a daughter, she'll be the frilliest thing to have ever have existed.

>>3035088
what if your daughter wants to be a tomboy?

I have a daughter (<1 year) and sister (9 years) that is young enough to be my daughter. I enjoy spoiling both of them.

>>3034865
You, sir, need to take a course in GENETICS.

>>3035125
I'll beat her up until she begs me to wear frilly dresses.

I'd train my daughter to be a spy/assassin.
I'll teach her how to use knifes.
And I'll also make her intelligent.

Sho would be the most awesome daughter ever.

I just want to do this with my daughter

>>3035201
So far, I have found that to be one of the best parts of being a parent.

>>3035201
You want to sleep with your daughter?
You sir disgust me! D:

>>3035201
/a/, 13 years old girl.
>>3035451
Get out of /jp/.

I'd dress my daughter in frilly dresses.
And my wife in frilly dresses.
Everybody will know us as that weird family with the dresses and the creepy guy.

>I'd dress my daughter in frilly dresses.
>And my wife in frilly dresses.

Oh oh, I know how this one goes

>>3035488
To top it off, you could ba a dollmaker.
Dressing up dolls in frilly dresses.

I'll never have a kid because I'm a loser who will die a virgin.

Fuck you OP.

>>3035529
The only acceptable profession is beekeeping.

And yes, you still have to dress up the bees in frilly clothing.

>>3034865
OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Reeeeeeetardchan forever now:

www.
ANOT
- T + N
TALK
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>>3035527
Of all the times for /rs/ to be going absolutely crazy.

>>3035598
You should already have Itou Ei's stuff on your system.