/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nah. How about we have a Rosa thread on Pooshlmer instead?

How old is she?

I wish Rosa was my mom.

>>3033958
Late 30's most likely.

Rosa is the best mom, Japan agreed, don't bother them about it

>>3033961
Im sure you would make Rosa proud.

>>3033971

Why not late 20's?

>>3033960
why there and not here?

>>3033971

Eh, I'd say she's anywhere between 29 and 35. She probably had Maria in her early 20s.

>>3033975
I lol'd.

>>3033982
Because Natsuhi and Krauss are about 50. I doubt there is a 20+ year difference. I know that Rosa was in school when Rudolf was in school, and Rudolf is at least about 40.

>>3033991
Didn't she have Maria in her late teens?

From what I gather, Rosa is quite the slut.

>>3034003

Rudolph could have been in his later years of high school, and Rosa in her early years of middle school... so, that'd give them a 7 year age gap. So technically, she could be 33.

Does it really matter, though? Even if she's 40+, she's still hot.

holy shit I thought I saw Seto Sun

>>3034019
She's only hot if you like older women, which I don't.

>>3034027
CANNOT UNSEE

>>3034033

Even though she's drawn to look younger? If you didn't know her age, would you seriously think she's that old?

If you don't like her, just ignore the thread. It's not that hard.

>>3034048
She's drawn to look like an adult either way. And I never said I didn't like her. I was just answering a question.

I love older women.

>>3034055

If you're an adult, you should like other adults.
If you're not an adult, you shouldn't be on 4chan.

>>3034062
Welcome to /jp/. Enjoy your stay.

>>3034062
Sorry. I like Lolis. Why would I have to like other adults?

>>3034003
>Natsuhi
>50

HOOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET

Best mom ever

>>3034062
inb4 countless pedophiles appear.

>>3034003
But Natsuhi is pretty darn sexy for an old hag.

>>3034062
>If you're an adult, you should like other adults.
Oh wow.

Get out of /jp/.

>>3034075

Natsuhi hijack.

>>3034062
I think Maria and Rosa are both hot. I like older women and lolis alike.
Why would i need to settle for one when i can like both?
Rosa just looks young on the fanart and jesus christ ugly in the VN.

>>3034083
Yea I don't know why. But Ryukishi seems to draw all the women about the same age unless they are really old.

>>3034083
The fact that she becomes a widow by the second episode makes her even more interesting.

>>3034083
The fact that she becomes a widow by the second episode[/spoilers] makes her even more interesting.

>>3034095

To be fair, pretty much everyone looks ugly in the VN.

Where are my Battler x Rosa, Natsuhi doujin
or even better Natsuhi x Eva

there's not enough hatsex art of these two

You and Rosa are in an embrace after some tender loving. Suddenly you thought of something and ask her where Maria is. She yawns and answers dismissingly that she left her at home with a piece of candy for dinner.

What do you do?

>>3034114
And Maria is even uglier in the anime.

>>3034140
that is why japs gave us fanart

>>3034138
I'd remain in her embrace, not knowing what to say about the situation with Maria.

>>3034138

Go for another round of tender loving.

>>3034138

I'd tell her to go home to her daughter. :3

>>3034163
the only right answer

>>3034154

>>3034158
Only right answer.
>>3034185
>>3034163
You two are faggots.

>>3034138
I go home with her so that we can beat Maria together.

We really have a lot in common.

>>3034185
It does sound like the right answer but after she said such a thing dismissively I don't think telling her that would convince her so easily. That's why I said that I wouldn't know what to say.

>>3034201

I lol'd more than I should have.

>>3034138

This is my reaction when I realized I was doing second-hand goods.

>>3034138
How about going back to Rosa's house and having a threesome with her and Maria?

>>3034163
And then she gets mad at you, accusing you of trying to get rid of her.

What do you do now?

>>3034203
She would get mad and turn into a dominatrix and give you a night to remember.
No one her husband left her.

>>3034219
What's wrong with second-hand goods? You're saying that you won't go for a completely available nice widow or divorcee simply because she is second-hand goods?

>>3034221

"i'm hungry, let's pick something up to eat. and maybe we can get some carryout for maria while we're out so she doesn't starve and shit."

The Rosa/Maria parts always make me cry. I was in a relationship with a girl like that, I'd keep pretending to be happy, even when it was obvious she was cheating on me. When we broke up, she said I was like a kid and she didn't want to be my mother.

>>3034238
She responds "Why do you always have to talk about Maria, I came on this trip to get away from Maria and to spend time with you and only you!! Instead you just push me away and call me an incompetent mother!! Why do you keep doing this, do you hate me that much?!"

>>3034184
On so many different levels. . .

>>3034222
She would get mad for me telling her to go home or get mad for me not knowing what to say?

>>3034249

well fuck

in that case, i'd probably drop the subject, fuck her again, and then call child welfare on her ass when i get back home.

>>3034259
Why would you do that to poor Rosa?

>>3034249
I'd respond saying I'm really just interested in Maria, just to see how she reacts.

>>3034259

Rosa is trying her best to be a single mom.

>>3034184
Is that Lia or Bern on the far right?

>>3034273

Virgilia

>>3034259
"I'm sorry" then she blushes and says "I really do love you," then you get onto the tender lovin'. Then you finish up, she embraces you laying her arm over her chest while to have a smoke. Do you still call the cops on her later?

>>3034269
"You fucking creep!! You fucking virgin!! I only had sex with you because I was desperate and you took advantage of me, and bought me nice things!! You're just a fucking lolicon otaku pervert!! I hate you!!" She slaps you, and locks herself in the bathroom. You can hear her muffled crying and whimpering.

>>3034285
I take that as an OK on being with Maria, and proceed from there.

>>3034285
>>3034249
That only happens once a month

>>3034184
>Ronove playing in a rock band

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG AND MAKE ME A COOCKIE

>>3034285

yep. she's hot, but still a shitty mother. i'd probably try one more time to convince her that she needs to take better care of maria, but if she still bitched me out, i'd definitely call someone.

/jp/ - choose your own adventure

>>3034283
Guess Bern could never be that hardcore.

>>3034295
Maria is at Rosa's residence. You have never been there before, and only know Rosa's work number, due to her attempts at hiding your relationship with you a secret from Maria.

>>3034306
Shes meekly asks "Would you become...Maria's father...for me?"

>>3034310
Call Rosa's work, ask what town Rosa lives in. Then, during night, I hang out in the shopping district and wait till I see a little girl with a lion on her back.

I don't understand how Natsuhi ended up with someone like Krauss.

>>3034320

It was probably a political marriage that Kinzo arranged, like what they were trying to do with George.

>>3034316
"Yes. Especially for you."

>>3034317
You find out the town, while you wait, you stop in a nearby convinence store and buy a bento. You ask around about Maria and learn about her from the manager. He says she was just here looking for the key to her house, and so he took her to the Police box. What a sad little girl he mutters. Knowing she is in the safe custody of an officer of the law, you call off your pursuit for the night and walk to a phonebooth to call a taxi company. You find a key on the ground hidden behind the door.

>>3034316

i'd angrily accuse her of only wanting me for my hypothetically awesome fathering skills and storm out of the hotel in a bitter rage. ;_;

>>3034330
She starts cry, sand then starts sobbing profusely "Am I really that bad of a mother, am I? You won't resent me for making Maria a burden on you right? I said I'll pay for Maria and take full responsibility for her. You han't hate me for her will you? You'll hate me won't you. You'll hate me!!" You can feel her wet tears dripping and she buries her face in your chest.

>>3034331
Seeings as I don't know the actual location to her house, the key wouldn't help me. I ask for directions to the police box. Whilst there, I ask if a little girl named Maria had lost her key, I say I'm a friend of her mother, and was asked to check up on her, and can take her home.

This Rosa CYOA isn't fun anymore. It's past my bedtime anyway so I'm going to bed with Natsuhi.

>>3034336
You storm out of the room quickly, forgetting to put your pant on. You've also neglected to take the key, and the autolock on the door has activated. The only person who can open the door for you now hates you.

>>>/rs/This_is_a_closed_room.

Cool, another thread derailed by roleplaying bullshit.

>>3034363
Can't have a Rosa thread without roleplaying.

>>3034347
Maria brightens up and quickly says "Uu! You're a friend of mommy? Then you're Maria's friend too? Uu!" You see Maria playing with a stuffed lion, pretending like he talking. She said in a cut voice, "Uryu! Its just down the street, 3rd house on the left Uryu!" The welfare worker is shocked and grabs her hand, and leave the room with Maria. You can her her lightly scolding Maria in the next room with a stern voice, saying something about strangers. It looks like you won't be taking Maria anywhere.

>>3034363
Rosa is BAD end, all the time, every time.

>>3034320

I thought it was because her own family really sucked, so she married Krauss because then she could have a real family which made it all the more painful when Krauss abused her and said she didn't even fulfill the basic requirements of a woman when she couldn't conceive a child. But she endured it all, even though her husband is a jackass and her daughter is illiterate which is why she's the only one Kinzo respects. I thought it was touching when Jessica tried to make up with her mom.

>>3034365
Its a hypothetical scenario simulation to explain why you can't have Rosa, and how Rosa is the best mom ever, no matter what you do.

Why does Rosa always have to hide her relationships from her daughter? Maria is moe and mature and understanding, reasonable guys won't see her as a burden, so what's the problem?

>>3034429
Super broken and tsundere