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>>3031190
Of course not, I'm not an animal.

The past participle of "shit" is "shat", OP.

I defecated in my underwear, but I did piss on the floor since toilets are for shallow normalfags.

Of course. Only normalfags use the toilet.

I have found that my room stays a lot tidier if I just shit out of the window.

Sometimes when I'm laying in bed under my blankets with my laptop, I get too lazy and piss into a bottle and throw it to the side of the room to throw out later.

Does that count?

>>3031199
>>3031198
>>3031203
Get out.

>>3031205
Sup fellow britfag.
Americans fail to grammar in this instance.

>>3031218
If you take the time to shit out the window you may as well go to the toilet like a normalfag get out of /jp/ XD

Please tell me people in these threads are kidding and just playing along...I don't want to imagine /jp/ anons living like filthy Turks.

>>3031248
Did someone say Turks?

I don't piss and shit myself or on the floor. Do you know how fast this shit starts to smell? And if it collects you won't ever get the smell out of the room. It will forever smell like a shithouse.

>>3031266
go back to /r9k/ normalfag

>>3031234
Your emote use isn't helping our case, my fellow NEET.

That said, if you consider the amount of time it takes to use the window, it's really not worth it.

Consider; if it takes ~ 2 minutes to open the window, do your business and then close it again, AND assuming you only go once a day, that means you spend 12 hours a year defecating rather than reading a VN or jerking off. It's a tremendous waste of time compared to just using the floor.

>>3031269
Do you shit and piss on the floor or are you a "normalfag"?

How do you kids avoid getting your houses or apartments condemned?

>>3031277
They use the toilet like everyone else. They're just posturing online.

>>3031277
I piss under my desk, my parents don't notice.

>>3031281
Speak for yourself. Then again, I'd expect you to use the toilet as you're a tripfag; by definition, people like you are willing to waste over half a day sitting on the can instead of doing something enjoyable, all because you're afraid of what others think of you if you don't.

No, but usually my piss dribbles in my pants and I grab my cock all the time, so my hands are usually damp and smell like piss. I don't even notice most of the time.

>>3031304
I'm a long-time dribbler myself. Why not just dab it with some toilet paper?

>>3031277
>>3031281

>>3031312
Or better yet, stuff some toilet paper under your foreskin to soak it up.

Am I the only NEET/shut-in that showers every few days and uses the toilet?

>>3031321

I shower everyday and use the toilet.

>>3031321
Nope.

I pissed on a tree today does that count?

>>3031317
That's almost as disgusting as foreskin itself.

>>3031351
Enjoy your no sensitivity, mutilated penis-fag

>>3031351

Oh Jones, don't tell me you're circumcised...

>>3031363
No wonder he has so much pent-up rage.

>>3031351
Oh wow.

>>3031351

I enjoy having a regular penis. It's soft and good for fapping.

So many angry replies. You poor Eurofags.

>>3031465

I'm not angry, I just feel sorry for you.

>>3031351

You have a mutilated penis Jonesy-sama? I'm disappointed in you ;_;

I never understood how people can lie down and use their computer like that, it looks so hard.

>>3031506

I'm doing it right now. Except it's a laptop. Still sideways though.

>>3031506
I tired it the other day.

Didn't feel right and I'm not able to use my headphones. Using my ER-6i's like that wasn't that comfortable.

>>3031351
My condolences, Jones.