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This one
>switching CE for Reach
>>30284034I agree.
It has been a four hours since Jay logged on Animal Crossing! I hope he enjoys his time playing with his villagers and expand his island.JAY LOVE
The 2hus...
>>30284169Oh no!!!
Halo bros post your spartan and your weapon weapon >Grenade Launcher
People said Ame is good at FPS yet she cant figure out how to switch weapons or that only certain weapons have scopes
Just woke up. Why the fuck are we playing Reach?
>>30285024343 can't code for shit and broke CE co-op.
>>30285024Same reason normies start with fate zero, they think narrative order is more important
Calli is almost out of ammo so she'll have to use a new gun soon.
>>30284952Rip hopes for boomer shooters
Jay
>>30285210wewI unknowingly stumbled upon fate as Fate/Zero first and dropped it because the experience was shit. Always go release order.
Just woke up. I can't believe that Gura is fucking a black guy as we speak....How did we let this happen to our daughter, Chumbuds?
so i havent watched in a couple months has mori upgraded her pc yet
>>30284952>>30285292My hopes lie with Gura, starting with Classic Doom.
IM GONNA SUCK MY OWN DICK IF AME MISSES ANOTHER IN-GAME POP-UP
>It's not Halo 1 but fucking Reach.My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>30285481fag reach is better
[Spoiler]test[Spoiler/]
Gura has the most casual fanbase in hololive. I don't mean that in a bad way, what I mean is that she caught lightning in a bottle and has a huge fanbase that are Gura fans, not hololive fans. I bet a sizable portion of Gura fans don't even know what hololive is. This is to her advantage because her fan base aren't idol fags like us and aren't going to give a shit about Jay. They probably didn't even give the notification a 2nd thought. Shark wins again.
>>30284017>AHHH HE'S COMING DOWN AFTER MEkusa
>>30285619>This is to her advantage because her fan base aren't idol fags like us and aren't going to give a shit about JayGo look at her chat when the notification popped up
>>30285619Who the fuck is Jay?
>>30285619The fact that half the idolfags here didn't know about the jay shit already shows just how hard newfags have infested this place
>>30285722Sane people watch the stream. Only schizos actually post in chat when there is no chance Gura is going to read it or even see it.
>>30285732Gura's yab.
>>30284017I don't mean to be a numberfag but wth, less than15k viewers is bad.Did yagoo stopped paying for bots.
Ah its another "Mori spends the whole ep learning basic mechanics"Should have just 1v1 blood gulch hour imo
>BigDadAbs??
>>30285732Some Friendzoned poor fag with depression.
>>30285498reach is the worst bungie halo, literally began the downfall of the franchise
>It's been 50 minutes
>>302854811 would have been a shit show with the ping between NA and Japan though
>Hey Calli>Yeah?>You ever wonder why we're here?
Gura should do mukbang streams
Remember how good CE pistol was and how bad CE ghost was?
>>30285722literally its the same 1k people typing in chat at all times
>BigDadAbsROUND 2RRATS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30286049Timewarping like the Chief in cryo-sleep.
>learned from the bestTruly the protag of Hololive
>neither of them gets on the warthog gun
>>30286120Gura should stream.
>>30284121JAY LOVE
Fear not /hlgg/LEAVE THE RRATS TO ME!
Cali almost got spawn killed
Ame and Mori are cute as usual today. Turbo based. Fuck rrats.
>hear Reach>think it's riichi mahjong>it's fucking Halo
>>30286118This should have just ended at S13.
>>30286136Holy Sigmar, bless this ravaged body
If you think that they didn't have or currently don't have male friends then you're mentally ill.They're human beings too, they have the right to have friends from either gender.And I'm talking about all of them now, not just Gura. What matters is that you enjoy the streams, also bringing up the past is actually retarded, do you really think that it makes any difference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGG3eFbspg
This collab has real 'little sister teaching big sister how to play' vibes, and I like it.
BaysideTooth750...
>ywn be run over by Ame and Mori in a Jeepwhy live
>>30286130Pizza dad is extending his twin cocks into Ame and Mori simulataneously
>>30285732Gura's fren in which schizos will drive to suicide
>>30286144>S13Try S5
now fags will start spamming Mori and Ame with friend requests.. sasuga
>>30286140Yeah, they're really cute. But they sound super focused on the game.
I just realized Ame's going to get used to the fucking sprint. I'm losing my mind. I'm only 19 and I feel like I might go insane since this series is quite literally my childhood.
>Her tunnel vision is so narrow that she can't even see the notificationsNow I know why she couldn't see the BT dialogue boxes
>>30284017>>30286075Look I’ll agree if you’re trying to reach MAX potential. But I’m talking about just getting gud. You can be GOOD at FPS without a fucking mouse and keyboard. Not the best. Just decent enough to shut up autist as a virtual anime girl playing casual games on steam
>>30286120only if she streams herself eating dick
>>30285361he cant be stopped.
>Tfw no 4 player HoloEN LASO run
>>30286118based
>>30286148To permavirgin SEAnigger /hlg/ losers, yes it, matters, because they'll never have a girl talking to them ever.
>>30285024They actually tried to get CE working but somehow it didn't work
>>30285481Ame probably could handle CE, but Mori would spend half the game dead even on normal. Imagine her trying to do the Library mission where all the Flood chase after you. The game was weirdly hard, I suppose it was a different time and standards of difficulty were different.
>Mori running straight at the dropshipMoririn, my dear...
I FUCKING LOVE MORI!Ame is cute too!
They're right, Legendary is mostly an exercise in perseverance, fights are just so long. Heroic is the sweet spot.
>mori shooting everything but the jackalsThis aim is incredible
Mori really doesn't vibe fps huh, can't even blame her for sucking this time when the game is a snorefest.I'm off to bed, make the best of the deadmatebros.
>>30285732Ja MamaHahahaha gottem
Rushia is the lewdest vtuber of all time
I don't think Mori has hit the reload button yet.
It's been fun, see you all in a few hours to UOOGHHHHH!
>>30286118No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.
>>30286163YAB
>>30286130Fuck i missed it, Ame or Mori?
>>30286148Based makimaposter
>>30285210>>30285024To be fair, they tried CE and had connection issues, like everyone knew they would. release order is still correct though.
>>30286150It's kinda weird too how I always saw Mori as the big sister during the Gura collab and the Overcooked one. Though it's a shame that FPS don't leave much room for banter.
ITS TIME FOR OUR TEST OF FAITH CHUMBUDS THE WEAK MUST BE CULLED
>>30286180She is a whore
I hope a holo plays ODST
>>30285722chats will ALWAYS spam whatever they see on screen, I guarantee most of them don't give a shit about it
>>30286180Psh, bet
>>30286182Only doom experience. She probably doesn't know she can reload.
The more I think about it, the more I realize that Jay did this entire stunt on purpose.Think about it like this, Jay is lonely and depressed. He probably hasn't talked to Gura/HER for months due to reasons we will never know. Jay knows that HER is Gura, so he's aware of the rabid idol culture that surrounds someone like her. It's more than likely that he did this on purpose for attention, specifically, attention from Gura herself.After the incident, Gura probably contacted him and concernfagged to make sure he wasn't getting harrassed. This meant that Jay finally reestablished some semblance of a relationship with Gura through this yab. This also explains why the VOD went private and came back without any edits. Gura probably asked Jay if he's OK with the yab moment. If you still don't believe me, imagine the absolute ecstasy Jay is feeling right now by putting yourself in his shoes.1. Your crush (Gura/HER) is giving you attention after months of radio-silence.2. Your crush is concerned for your well-being due to her own mistake. (Makes Jay feel like the victim)3. Your failing streaming career is gaining more traction.The absolute genius did this on purpose, and /hlgg/ fed into it. The more you harass and shit on him, the more attention he gets from Gura. Keep that in mind.
>>30286149Absolutely blessed, I smile every time I see this
How's the stream going? Been busy with work. Mori still don't know she's not supposed to think akas during collabs?
Moris guna end collab at 1hr 30min cause she has a meeting right? Same as every stream
>I really like the needler>>30276131>>30276059Congrats on being right
>>30286073Hopefully soon so I can have bro tier streamers I can understand and are actually good at games
>>30286184I will be there with you bro. Staying up though.
Post Gura's best song. For me it's this.https://youtu.be/Oc2Q4d1DbRw
>>30286144I've already forgotten which seasons were which at this point. 13 was the final season of Chorus, right?>>30286156The tonal shift from Blood Gulch to Recovery One was pretty jarring, even with Tex's sub-arc accounted for. I still think it was fine, in the end.
>>30286163Im trying to watch the collab but the shit in these threads keeps distracting me
Did anyone cap BigDadAbs
>>30285732Gura's black boyfriend.
>male shows up in stream>i dislikesimple as.
>>30286118Lmao, I was just thinking about how Mori would fit in that show
>>30286194Good riddance
I just woke up, how were Gura's and Ame's streams?
>>30286180/hlg/ please mr tourist
>didn't catch up on the other space dandy watchalongs and skipped today's>didn't catch up on LoTR and might skip today's kiara watchalongpain
>Noel inspired by Moona to break out if her shell morehttps://youtu.be/FRaT9WCF8-0hnnnnnnnnggh
mori forgetting mechanics of a game like sprinting is a sign of her becoming tired
>>30286203its okay-ish.nothing special to be honest.
>>30285722It only lasted for three seconds and now her comments page is completely empty of it, it's fine
>>30286161And with what mori is already good enough to do an enjoyable stream of a game with pad. And playing on mouse and keyboard is a setback to her because she won’t fucking practice the controls. This stream is good for this obviously but it’ll take time for her to catch up to doom eternal pad precision
>>30286202go to bed rrat
>>30286004>>30286155So, people are losing their shit because she has male friends online?
>>30286149>tail slapping
Reminder for my Clownbors, Polka is on right now. Get in now for Clussy!https://youtu.be/Ztgk30jtp4w
>>30286149TY for posting source. Hope YT algo with bless it with the recommend for all to see.
are you looking forward to ravioli's debut
>>30286202meds
>>30285955Youtube bug causing all view counts to be lower than usual. They still haven't gotten around to fixing it.
Don't worry, Chumbuds. We all know who's doing this, and who's trying to prolong a three month old issue. It's their last card, and they're going to abuse it if they can, but the first step to this simmering down is already over with them not trying to cut anything out. They don't think it's a big deal, and I don't see why you shouldn't trust them.Goslings will never not support UNITY.
>11.5k viewers>10k likesYeah it's still bugged. Just how many live viewers did Gura's RFA actually have?
>>30286190Ameshe also got an invite from someone named something like "xXultimatepwnXx" earlier
>>30286202Meds
>>30286190Ame
>>30286180t. masketta man
>my special skill is doing things everyone can do......Mori...
>>30285532>https://files.catbox.moe/ynw2ck.jpgIs it even possible to top this?
>>30285722I was eating and just typed Jay cause I saw everyone in chat spamming it too
>>30286202now that's a rrat
>>30286205probably unless she doesn't have jap reps today
>>30286194you don't need faith to see how fucking stupid this new narrative is
>>30285619that has to be a strange thing for her, being the most successful member of hololive, and at least 500,000 of her subs not even knowing what hololive is
>>30286225What shell? Catch me up on Noel lore.
>Can you press the button, Calli?It feels like Ame's babysitting Mori.
>>30286237Me too. I'm surprised it hasn't already blown up, it's so cute.
>>30286148The voice actors for the characters can have boyfriends, even if I'd prefer they didn't, there's nothing I can do about that. But the character themselves when they're on-stream should absolutely not, and their job is to prevent their real life from bleeding into their character in that aspect.
>>30286184
>>30286192Yeah I would have preferred if they started with CE but if Microsoft can't be fucked to give the game decent netcode that's not on them.
>Other Holos are going to see this collab>They'll buy MCC and start with Reach instead of CENot like this...
>>30286148>They're human beings tooBut I'm a human being and I don't have any friends
>>30286224What are you, stupid?
Halo is such a kusoge
>>30286216>males in stream>i dislikesimple as.
"Permission to leave the station""for what purpose, Amechief?""To ground pound their moms"
>ywn teach mori to play games while she sits in your lap>ywn climax inside her when gets excited after clearing a level>ywn be able to tell your children about how they were conceived while their mother was playing vidyawhy even live
>>30285955How the fuck are you retards still making these comments every thread? https://twitter.com/teamyoutube/status/1335423688863313925?s=21
>>30286241the only thing goslings are supporting is jay's child support bills lol
>>30286223fuck off
>>30286251Calli.....
>>30286202
>>30286217ohnonononono chumbuds...
>>30286118I also just realised that the color scheme matches, too. Ame on the left and Mori on the right, even.
REMINDER: Gura will never let you call her a prostitute and anally fuck her
>>30286273Don't forget pekora's appearance
>>30286252did she react to this on twitter
I went all in on Kiara a month ago and I've had zero regrets. Say what you will about numberfagging she never betrays her fans.
>>30286255kek
>>30286212Belle Delphine gen 2 confirmed?!
>>30286224just watch LOTR in the gap after this stream ends and before the ID2 debut
It's over.
>my special skill is pushing buttonsis she self-aware?
>>30286234She has male friends in a different continent that she plays online games with. Some Swedish DbD friends too, if I recall correctly.
>>30286268She is
Fuck the sore moaning is gonna be great.
>Mori getting in the right side to drivecute
>>30286202Please turn your computer off and take a walk outside.
>>30286203girls being bad at fps and describing what is happening on their screen. Pretty riveting stuff.
>>30286217THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
>>30286222Ame's is still happening but Gura RFA was awesome. I won't spoil anything but you should watch it.
Worst case the whole Jay thing means is that Gura had a relationship and isn't a virgin, something that is already obvious for a woman. I don't really get what the big deal is. She's not dating now, which is the whole requirement.
>>30286194Thank god, Teamates became so much more bearable after the worst of them were culled. Hopefully the same happens for the Chumbuds
>>30285619>like us
>>30286163kek>>30286213Just have the video pop up in the corner of your screen, then you can shitpost 100%of the time while still pretending you really watched anything, like I do.
>>30286300N-numbers?
>>30286279>males?>in my hololive streams?>i dislikesimple as.
>>30286300>its real
>>30286310Japanese license please understand
I can't wait to see mori crashing into every single piece of debri during Long Night of Solace
>>30286193Honestly it felt like Gura and Mori swapped back and forth depending on the topic to me.
>>30286148Based and Makimapilled
Why havent ame and guracollabbed in so long?
Is Mori somehow more awkward than even Ina?
>>30286236Blessed clown. I should've known to focus all my feelings on her and don't bother with other girls.
I wish they were decent enough at FPS to talk about something besides the game. I'd rather hear them chat about random stuff than just constant "ohh get that guy!" and asking questions about how to use the guns and stuff
>>30285732Yet another tenant in the mind of a schizo cuck. Rent free.
Ame you bully
>>30286290Jay...
>Mori's a better driver than AmeHow?
morichama...
>>30286202I will never forgive Jay-Z for this.
>>30286300
>>30286275Imagine how fucked everyone will get by the difficulty spike between the two games when they ditch the pistol since it isn’t as good in Reach.
>>30286202No one can contradict you because you're right.
>>30286295i love tenchou!>in 2 hours...not enough to stay up till 5 AM, sorry. will watch archive
>>30286242
MORICHAMA!?
FUCK YOU MORI
Mori...
>>30286194>faith>for a nothing burgerI mean, sure, at least the schizos died and fuck off somewhere else?
MORI NO
Ahhh stop schizoing about Gura I don't care, I just want to talk about Mori and Amelia committing vehicular suicide!!!
morichama............
I'm dying bros.
>>30286300>it's real
We're going ocean, right?
>That was SO DOPECalli....
>Off the cliff?>Yes>Okay>Wait, I meant no!
>>30285524stupid fuck
>to the ocean, right?I can't believe Calli is referencing Dunkey more than Ame
>throwingthey hate this stream, don't they?
Mori love!
Fucking Mori
Oh no, if only Gura had someone to confide in about all her problems and collab with. Like some kind of big sister maybe.
Fucking hell Mori, kek
Holy fuck they are so bad with directions. No wonder every modern game has waypoint markers.
Amelia deserves a better collab partner, Mori is a boring dead fish and a charisma black hole. Its like I'm watching a tumblr whale be a streamer.
This stream has the same energy as all the times I had to let my little brother play Halo splitscreen with me.
>>30286300Haha I told you fags her growth wasn't sustainable
>Want to go to the ocean?>...sure?>Alright, oisho! Let's go!>No, Callie! No!!my fucking sides
>>30286194>the only "chumbuds" remaining are the most indoctrinated and delusional Pottery.
The rrats are cuter than usual today
ARE WE GOING OCEAN, AME?
>>30286283I'd even help pay for the baptism fee's if I have to.
>>30286273I find singapore to be such a strange yet magical place. Yellow and brown people living together in harmony
Is this what Calli's ideal spartan would look like if she had everything unlocked? or would she go for flaming skull?
>>30286202>Jay is now a fucking transgender nigger 200IQ mastermind
>>30286212I still can't beleeb she actually collabed with that whore.
Mori your directions reps...
>>30286300Graduation when?
I think Halo:Reach sucks!
Mori your direction reps...
>>30286343Did you not watch her LA Noire streams?
>>30286271>even if I'd prefer they didn'timagine living like this
>>30286336We told you she’s a fucking virgin man. Deadbeats aren’t lying about that
>getting lost because of one rockCalli doesn't sound sleep-deprived. This is organic stupidity.
>>30284952She opens her inventory to use heals/shields in Apex instead of using the dedicated hotkeysI'm not surprised by this at allThat makes her cuter than usual!
>>30286202It wasn't Mori ruining the collabs, it was Jay all along...
>>30286310Mori's an auschad?
>>30286338yeah putting me to sleep faster than an Ina stream
>>30286372Fuck off, your yab is yabest of yabs.
>>30286194I mean, compared to absolute shitshow that was Amepocalypse, this is nothing so far and only generates new memes. Poor Jay, I hope he won't get harassed into graduating.
>>30286298I've thought about this but the other two movies have 5 hours combined and it's not even the extended, i just finished downloading all three
>Ame noticed Mori is directionally challenged and 'lets her figure it out'>Mori notices and dabs on her by driving off the cliffAnd you fags said they had no chemistry.
>>30286327>A woman?>in MY trash taste stream?>i dislikesimple as
My suicidal idol reaper is so cute!Her hapless detective victim is also so cute!
Goddam I love Mori bros.
>>30286202I'm happy for him. Maybe he'll find escape from harsh reality in soft, warm shark cunny.
>>30286234>peopleIts like 10 falseflaggers/schizos/whatever max. There's always a guy typing in allcaps, a guy using (...) in his posts, someone using cumshart/chumkek/whatever to falseflag. And those are only the ones I can clearly separate into different people.
Gu~uh!
>>30286391She's dorky enough to use the blue flame effect for maximum edge.
>>30286343Women drivers, amirite?>>30286372Haachama would be a good figure big sister to Gura..?
>>30286300>all 5ch plus four schizos heresasuga
>>30286391This is it, flaming skull would be too ghost rider for her
>>30286338only gura and ame have demonstrated this capacityeven iname collabs only focus on game relevant shitsee: 51 and nether railways
Nice Ame, shoot Mori in the back!
>Ame shooting Mori in the backnarrative?
>>30286335Because Gura loves Jay who is black
>>30285524press ctrl + s
Mori is not a sperg. She's clearly low functioning.
This is the peak of comedy. The pinnacle of humor With this we've evolved past the need for laughter. Big ups to whoever posted this one.
>>30286336Ina is a quiet introvert. Mori is an unironic autist. Which is more awkward is a matter of taste.
>>30286295Based. Remember to support Tenchou's wife and friends too though!
>>30286202Holy shit anon, the depressed nigger just wanted to play Animal Crossing like if he actually wanted to shit on Gura from not upgrading him out of her friend circle he easily could
>>30286242Speculating 90-95K concurrent. Ended with 300K total views. Not sure how to feel about Pekora's 1M watch karaoke getting beat by a cooming stream; viewers dropped by 5K after Gura turned out to be way more /fit/ than expected...
is this stream them being somewhat uninterested in the game with the "chemistry" being amelia laughing at mori's autism?
yo that dinosaur alien just manned the car's turret!
Co-op Halo looks fun...
>>30286236Thanks anon, I didn't realize.
>>30286180Ever heard of Eve?
>>30286300it's real chumchuds
>>30286411Kana had a yab?
Is Mori uniroically retarded
>>30286381Is Ame also unwatchable now?
The Covenant would have conquered the humans and enslaved them if the scallies didn't betray themThats a fact
I'm starting to like Ame, I don't even watch her streams because I'm EU and she streams when I'm sleeping.
>>30286300HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
damn elites in reach look bad ass
I.....FUCKING......LOVE......MORI!
Not feeling the halo collab desu. Is halo really this boring?
>>30286194d'you reckon bandage boy is what Jay looks like cuz desu i'm kinda gettin jealous of gura here
When's the last time one of these two threw a grenade?
>>30285859
>>30286252Preggo human centipede with all the EN girls
>>30286322You already forgot what happened just 2 days ago? Teamates are still the worst.
>>30286202believable
>>30286300I wanted to make this exact post earlier but I couldn't figure out how to edit the color. How? Please teach me.
>>30286211Yeah, even though it had an abrupt shift, it was a good series through 13. Unlike RWBY, which really never benefited from its tonal shift.
>>30286455It was never ironic.
>>30286448Co-op Halo is honestly a lot of fun, if you can play the games with a friend, it's absolutely worth it.
>>30286194Me on the middle left
Whoa Mori just took out an Elite Ultra.
>>30286148A lot of those people most likely never had a close female friend or gf. Plus hololive breeds purityfags like you wouldn't believe
>>30286403I prefer it when my real life girlfriends don't have other boyfriends too, and I sure as hell am not watching these girls for their impressive gameplay skills or scintillating commentary.
>>30286212Why did she covered a song with such lewd lyrics?
>>30286431InAme 51 was great though, there was plenty of Ina flirting with Ame. I'll give you Minecraft though, that one was pure gameplay talk.
what the actual fuck i just downloaded master chief edition yesterday and beat halo reach today and now theyre playing it?
>>30286202well, /hlgg/, this is the final boss of schizo posting, how do you proceed?
>>30286391>Space soldier>Cyber arm>Tactical shells>Skull helmet>Knife across chestThis is every middle-school boy's badass fantasy rolled into one
Rushia is being really cute right now... in case anybody wanted to watch someone pure to cleanse themselves after all this Jay shit.
>>30286468>2002>2001Who?
>>30286458and it's a fact that humans betrayed the sangheili
Ame doing all the work while Calli fucks around with 1 ENEMY
>>30286473lrn2css
guys...it broken her muscles
>>30286448It's very fun, will always recommend
>>30286470>Impregnate one>The baby is shat out by the next one in the chainEugh. FUck no
>>30286320You’re a cuck
>>30286471positive gosling spamming is way better than doxxposting
>>30286148I fucking hate this bitch.Reze love!
>>30286477I think that's that anon's problem. It's mine too.
Mori struggling to take down a single fucking elite lmao
>>30286337Clussy really is best clown. Already warns you against watching other girls streams. She is always watching out for you anon. https://youtu.be/yf7V_oqWkfg
Mori pleaseTalk just a little bit more.
>>30286392i wonder what his vtuber avatar looks like
>>30286460Ah hello fellow EUbro I haven't slept at night the last 90 days because I watch Ame every single time
>>30286458good thing the prophets decided to fuck the covenant over in their hour of victory by orchestrating a civil war
Why does it feel like Mori was better at DOOM than this?
>>30286180>He doesn't seen the vtuber with the penis sniffing ASMR
>>30286300GURA IS FINISHED
>>30286431This is a lie
>>30286473this should be edited to JAAAAAAAAAY!!
>>30286448Co-op Halo is a ton of fun. The campaigns from 2 onward are even designed with co-op in mind.
>>30286468hmmm myess nippondesu arigatou rratchamafucking moon runes
>>30286494>Rushia>purerumao
>>30286292>No real carrots stuck in hairONE JOB INDIANS!
J*st w*k* *p, what've I missed in the last 7 hours guys?
>>30286504Jay... You didn't have to be so abusive...
>>30286495Garlic and <3
>>30286455>unironicwhat has Mori ever done that's been ironic?
>>30286372Gura your sister...
>>30286202Why does this read like a yuri schizo post
>>30286509We have eachother Co-op?
>>30286495Your reps, anonchama...
>>30286464apply that to any game where the people playing have no clue what they're doing and have no interest in what they're playing, but yes halo more like gaylo
>>30286448I know right? You do remember doing LASO with your bros after school and screaming at each other the whole time, right? Then the fucking triumph of actually finishing it?They all hate me now...
>>30286506Sorry anons, I don't see the holos as some weird pretend internet relationship. I see them as entertainers.
>Im a great driverMori...
>Absolute state of women drivers
>>30286492>Very close to what I usedSeems to hold up
Mori's driving antics are the best parts of this collab
>>30284169whats a twoohoo?
>the drivingHoly fuck, do any of the girls actually drive?
>checkpoint while on one wheelGod I want them to die just to see what happens.
i unironically hope jay kills himself
>I'm a great driver.
>>30286494>>>/hlg/
>>30286521She's starting from scratch again, Doom was on controller, this is m+kb.
>>30286492>This is every middle-school boy's badass fantasy rolled into oneSo literally Mori's taste?
>>30286216Wow only 54 streams with more dislikes!
>>30286495shion haato
This is actually KINO now.
>>30286148Anyone from /a/ remember when Sakamoto married Suzumura and everyone thought it was adorable that Shiki and Mikiya's VAs were married like the characters? I miss that mindset where people could just be happy for the talents instead of being resentful. Yes, it's harder to separate roommates from their vtuber personas than with characters and VAs, but it's still so petty.
>>30286557>women>driving
>>30286533Gura getting fucked by a massive bluejay
>>30286470I don't know why but I interpreted this as every holoEN girl sticking their head into the other's pussy and sucking the dick of their baby inside the womb
collab ends in 4 minutes
>>30286236Polka's voice is so fucking interesting, whenever I hear it it's like she's doing 100 different things within it subtly
I played better at halo when I was a kid than these two do as adults
>>30286464It's alright. It's fun when Ame runs in like a spaz or Mori does something goofy, but otherwise it's not too engaging.
JWU I slept through the fucking RFA and reading this thread alone makes me wish I had watched it live. So just to compensate...Jay-kun, no!!! You can't maintain your purity while walking *that* close to that girl-slut Gura's grunts! Evacuate the area!
>explain why the fuck this guy keep being brought up
Did Mori get distracted by an akasupa and barrel roll down the hill? Lmao I love this reaper
>>30286561Do you think Mori is forklift certified?
>>30286521She played it more. And on pad which she is more comfortable with
>>30286167Yeah, that's why they're still Third World Shitholes... still fighting over trivial shit like how "pure" a girl is or if they looked at any man other than them in the most slightly positive manner...
>>30286549Based
it's going to be yab when they play halo CE in anniversary graphics
>>30285722
>>30286473>inspect element>go to div >change content to whatever you want>change css class name from positive to negative>???>profit
>>30286252he always doeswe say this every time
>>30286557>do any of the girls actually drive?I dont believe so
>>30286505extremely based
AAAAAAAAAAAAH BROSI WANT TO BACKSEAT SO BADWHY ARE THEY SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEUUUURRGGGHH
>>30286492>This is every middle-school boy's badass fantasy rolled into oneSo, Mori?
>>30286443How was Luna’s RFA streams received? I briefly stopped by and heard a woman half dead.
>>30286562stop false flagging faggot.
Yes, Ame. That's why they told you to return.
>>30286494>Rushia>Not one of the biggest whores in HololiveYou seem to be unaware...
>Return to base>Wait weren't we here before?
>>30286521Because she knew what the buttons did in Doom, whereas she has zero clue with this and no time to learn since she has to keep up with Ame. I'm not flaming Ame, but this hasn't been much of a bootcamp since she hasn't taught Mori anything.
>>30286375its a shame noone replied, have a pity (You)
>>30286526It's great fun, half my school time memories are just having fun with the boys on co-op
Halo 3 Co-op on Heroic is the most kino Halo experience
>>30286533Was Gura's RFA stream more than 7 hours ago? If you were here for that then there's nothing new, just schizos losing their shit for hours
>>30286494Rushias yab is way worse and she is a GFE
Ina....
>>30286557mori and ina are the only ones legally who can and Ina needs to drive with her parent in the car
This is great bros.
>>30286521Because they're completely different games and DOOM's style of play doesn't carry over to fucking Reach.
>>30286575Nijisanji has this mentality but you all just call them niggers
>>30286570You like scraping that much, huh?
>>30286485If you want a girlfriend sim, just read eroge or something. Streamers will never give you what you want, because in the back of your mind you know they are real people who have attraction to people who aren't you, who date people who aren't you, who fuck people who aren't you, and who do not give a fuck about you.
>>30286570Wow, must've been a lot of guys in Gura's debut stream then
>>30286579If you do it, someone's going to post it on twitter with their art tags.
Proof that cunny is irrelevant.
>>30286562Rushia is on topic faggot
Have you pressed Q yet, /hlgg/?How can one game have this much handholding
>>30286570Just wait until the Kotaku article about the cunnypocalypse and then the dislikes will really come rolling in
>>30286494SHE IS A FUCKING WHORE
>>30286494more rushia feet
>>30286397You have no taste. For me Reach had a good balance of all the previous games and was the only one I actually wanted to complete on Legendary and didn't feel like a chore.
You know what? I take it all back. MORI, PLEASE PLAY GTA V.
DID YOU KNOW THAT, YA BOY IS
>>30286494nice bait, have a (you)
>>30286558Jesus chumbuds are mental
>>30286597Thank you
>>30286468pretty outdated, but a bunch of stuff I didn't know
>>30286558oh he's killing something alrightslaying shark pussy courtesy of /hlgg/
>>30286388Fuck that place>Chewing gum is illegal>Got scammed into buying overpriced durian popsicle ice cream>Tiger beer tastes like ass
>>30286585Because he's a mediocre rapper
>>30286570>the dislikes in the debutwas it nijis?
>>30286453She grew her audience from japs then modded a retard that banned nipspeak in her chat. To this day I don't see many if any nips in her chat.
How's the hunter fight going to go?
>>30286631Not even I would fucking draw that
>>30286618Very based!I loved halo 3 co-op
>Ame thought Mori got carpal tunnel and seemed really concerned for a secondCute
>>30286632B-but pedos...
>>3028643151 with InAme was good, it was no GurAme but it was fine.CalliGura in Minecraft was also not bad if memory serves me, but Minecraft offers a lot more opportunity to talk than Halo as well.
>>30286596based Patrick
>>30286216how does it feel knowing you have such little influence
This is the first hunter pair, right?
>>30286443>viewers dropped by 5K after Gura turned out to be way more /fit/ than expected...their loss, that 112% effort on the boss was legendary
>>30286621MODS
Mori has a constant IV drip of stupid bitch juice
>66 minutes
>>30286625Already have it, might as well use it
>>30286632Still haven't watched her debut, too much backlog. Is it worth it?
>>30286635>"Press W to walk forward."
>>30286575I watched those movies not too long agoit was fantastic
>>30286618This is true.
>>30286602Women and games don't really mix well.
>>30286579What the fuck anon
>>30286621
>>30286585Is that Eminem?
>>30286474RWBY was never a great idea from the start, visually it made for a neat concept piece like with the trailers but the writers clearly had no idea what they were doing. Monty dying really hurt the whole thing and kind of made unsalvageable, it's tragic in every sense.
>>30286596Go look at Ame's chat when "BigDadAbs" invited her a few minutes ago
>>30286075Normally you'd be right with every other game, but Halo was specifically designed with controllers in mind. It is legitimately easier with a controller in that game, mainly because aim assist is ridiculously strong. I'm not fucking joking. If you knew shit about Halo you wouldn't be saying this.
Oh yeah, I saw this mentioned during the Guragnarok... So what's this about a Gura doujin festival?
>>30286282youtube baby
>>30286656It's just the typical ratio. Probably got recommended outside of the rabbit hole, too.
>>30286636>kotaku
>>30286632>Zombie will pass Iofi in a few daysRumao
>pity objective marker
>>30286623This is true!
What is their collective IQ score?
>oh man i wish I was good a videogames>oh boy if only im good at game>oh jolly wouldnt I not do anything for thy skill at game videosSHUT THE FUCK UP MORI JEEZAS FUCK
Hunter time
Ame BTFO
>>30286659uhhhhhhhhhh
Had to miss gura today, how was it?
>>30285732
>>30286621delete this.
>>30286471OUH and Gosling is pretty much the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZwKRVrMpsNew HoloGura, by the way
>What are these guys!?>Hunter blastFUCKING AMAZING
>>30286632Imagine you ordered burger w/o cheese but it came with cheese.
who.
>>30286632>>30286685She dragged it the fuck out, but her blowing everyone's ears out was funny.
>>30286621What does Ina think about this sort of thing
>>30286504Jay...
>>30286715but did you know that she's no good at video games
>>30286659definitely good times
>>30286300OH NO NO NO NOOOO IT'S OVER!! THERE'S NO WAY SHE'LL CATCH UP TO KIZUNA AI NOW!!NUMBER ONE VTUBER IN THE WORLD NEVER!! HOLOEN IS FINISHED!
>>30286714300
>>30286621Takomers contain yourself
>>30286167>>30286593Fuck off. I don't care whether they have relationships. I just wanna watch vtubers
Mekgolo are the coolest I love seeing them try to fight one
I can't believe you guys made Gura cry
>>30286604debut had a lot of viewers for luna-standards but they've been pretty shit viewer-wise sincethe whole "haha no stamina" got boring quick. not to mention that RFAs generally only get good numbers for the debut and fall off a cliff pretty quickly. they're boring.
>>30286616>>30286530>>30286608can someone spoonfeed me on the rushia shit I keep hearing that shes a whore etc but nothing ever comes up. she's my oshi and I'll keep loving her but i need to know. please.
>>30286627when it comes to your talents, sure. But I'll never forgive you niggers for what you did to Aloe and her boyfriend
>>30286605>>30286633Do you guys ever wonder if >>>hlg posters ever samefag to let their oishi have a temporary refuge here?
>>30286710You mean today, when they do the talking stream after Reine's debut
Remember halo frens Choppers on Lost Platoon dont count
Remember in CE when you could literally 1 shot Hunters with the fucking pistol?
>>30286732Its over
>>30286685I mean, you should check at least the debuts but was overall a big meh
>>30286615Remember when the whole "Gura kicked Haachama off the EN server" meltdown happened? Yeah, that lasted at least 13 hours. Schizos are fucking retards.
>>30286494Rushia fans are into getting findomed
>>30286271This, I don't care who they are fucking. Just Seperate that shit from the character and prevent anymore yabs from happening please.
>>30286621should do it to a picture of gura desu
>>30286632>oppai lolinot cunny
>>30286732
>>30286632>6 months of work>Both her Gen mates outdoing her massively in recent months>New gen outdoing her within 3 daysThis must hurt
>>30286732Unbelievably based
>>30286621at least choose an image where her tits are too big takoomer
>>30286640I like it, for me I think the balance is ruined with the inclusion of the DMR's, at that point it went from "juggling different weapons to kill" to "a DMR is all you need"and the shotgun in reach sucks
>>30286338It's an "FPS Bootcamp" anonBut I do agree there could have been better stream ideas for their first ever 1 on 1 collab
>>30286732jpbros.. please don't freak out
>>30286755Ex
>>30286764Good times.
>>30286732>これもうブチ切れ海外コーンがショットガン担いでJay探してるだろ
>>30286621>Not aiming at the feetcringe
>>30286764Was really fucking funny yeah. I heard it's because hunter skin counted as a head so, precision weapon headshot drops them instantly
>Ame: "We got him!">Mori: "You got him!"Cute.
>>30286746cuck
>loses 25% of her health and starts panickingMori is adorable and frustrating at the same time.
>>30286732always one squzio that goes the extra milebut poeple know about the video since debut
>>30286585WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FORRRRRRRRRR
>>30286732why does she sound like such a different bimbo slut in this
mori doing that sharp inhale when she thought she would get one shot by those big dudes really brings back memories, because i would do the exact same fucking thing
>>30286732>trying to turn 5ch against same-chanhow dare he5ch has 50x the influence that 4ch does, they're going to make waves and gura will feel that impact in her decreased viewership
>>30286764Yes, and it was fucking amazing.Tried that in 3 only to be disappointed.
>>30286468>る>31歳Doubt
>>30286632This is like presenting someone with a well-done steak and saying "see, steak sucks.">food analogy
>>30286234yes, not even the only male friend she has also
>>30286628Streamers deliver a much more potent and intoxicating girlfriend sim than eroge, sorry to say. And I am quite capable of suspending disbelief in 99% of streams, it's only the yabs that pull me out of it.
I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE SO BADLY BROS. I WANT TWO CLOWNS SLOBBERING ON MY COCK AS THEY HONK HONK MY BALLS. AHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BROS.
>>30286266Noel is a pretty big autist and "used" to have some menhera tendencies. She's also kind of pingeonhold herself into being butt buddies with Flare.
>>30286680https://streamable.com/d36lil
>>30286754she already have 5 year old son
Mori is having fun!
>>30286732Kek
>>30286216Based
>>30286300WITH THE POWER OF CHUMCHADS, I BANISH YE TO THE INFERNAL REALMS
>>30286726Tortellini...
>>30286504Weak fatty.
>>30286764The only precision damage in the game aside from the Sniper...
>>30286596you guys just keep reposting the same picture.. do you have any idea how many people post per second in chat, and how many just post the first thing they see on screen like the fucking monekys they are?
>>30286732Are schizos really pushing that SHE is referring to herself as a prostitute? She's exclaiming that SHE is hating the prostitute topic that he is bringing up.
>>30286732Uh ohhhh
Ame says ogey now
>>30286726When ENs get 3D models I wonder if they'll get their own show or get added to this ensemble
>>30286732Basado
Maybe they should up the difficulty slightly? Feels like Mori's just kinda clicking dudes and thats boring.
>>30286732HUGE YAB! And people thought Mori was going to graduate first.
>>30286732kill yourself
>>30286148Makima can suck my barbed dick
>>30286755>letting a bunch of otakus outside of your house intimidate youAloe is weak
>>30286726Tatami... your acting skills....
>>30286521I don't think she even knows she can punch in this.
>>30286732GURA IS DONE FOR
So Gura had some dude's name come up on her friend list, and chumbuds suddenly realized that she's not, in fact, a child, but a woman in her mid-twenties who already managed to build a huge community around her and was never too prudish about adult jokes?
>>30286792>we doing anythingoh im laguhing
>>30286780Name a single good Iofi solo stream.
>>30286632I wonder how mommy is gonna do it later...
>>30286764I remember having my mind blown when I read that in the novelization and then tried it.
New Hololivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZwKRVrMps
>>30286732faggot
>>30286726I'm so happy that Towa is being given more of a spotlight.
>>30286686WARNING YOU'RE OUT OF AMMOWARNING YOUR SHIELDS ARE DOWNAlso holy fuck, checkpoints every 5 seconds?
This collab isnt too bad, but its really just talking about the game, not a lot of small talk.
>>30286802Different streaming platform and culture. When in Rome, do as Romans do.
>>30286726>AyameI'm starting to believe her boyfriend is the guy who makes these, there's no fucking way she's always in these
>Both their stomachs are hurtingTheir periods are in sync!
>>30286755not one of them, I started watching nijis after the fiasco, I can't talk about them in the niji thread because it's shit and I'm an EOP so they just yell at me anyways qq
>>30286621>people acting like this is new
>>30286732fucking chinks
Watching Mori play this reminds me so much of when I was still learning FPS games. She's still learning the mechanics (both movement and aiming, and doing both at the same time), and the concentration on that draws away from being able to interact more.Still, it's great to see Ame playing an FPS game with a friend.
>>30286621Based
>>30286819bruh at least do your math reps
>>30286732JESAS
They're so cute actually
>>30286732based
Klaius is Jay
>>30286194Ok so let me get this straight>Gura has an online friend called Jay who she used to play games with online on her old account, because they were both streamers/youtubers/failed VAs>That means they HAVE to have been dating and fucking non-stopBy that logic every female I have on my friends list (regardless of age and nationality) must be my personal onahole, is that it?Yeah, miss me with that shit, deadbraps.
>>30286148Not having a boyfriend is not a challenging task. In fact, it is the easiest thing in the world. You simply have to choose not to do it. They don't NEED a partner to by happy and fulfilled, in fact, it's sexist of you to suggest they do.
>>30286732shit
>>30286732Oh god, I don't think I'm ready for that.
>>30286730Imagine having a menu with plenty of plain hamburgers but still complaining the new item isn't another plain hamburger.
>>30286819Pathetic
>shotguns blasts jun at kill rangefucking based
I was introduced to holo by Miko's clip of her saying the n-word but I wonder what would happen if one of En girls did something similar? Considering the fact that they're all native English speakers and know the history behind that word.
>>30286839Stop antiposting with my pogwife.
>>30286618i see nothing wrong with this statement
>>30286873Mori love!
>>30286735I'm gonna send it to her on twitter and find out
>>30286854>reading Halo novels
>>30286850>chumbudsmore like rats, people knew about jay since the debut
>>30286761Alien...
>>30286881Everyone gets horny anon
>>30286792>they already know about Klaius
>>30286756>oishi
Still pretty painful to watch them play Reach. Would've been nice if they could've played 1 too.
>>30286833probably their own show with some appearances in the jp show
>>30286635>>30286686>>30286860Tooltips will appear until the action is properly executed.
>>30286225can't wait until ID gen 2 joins the server and noel can get her own sidekick
>>30286850maybe its about maintaining the illusion or whatever, you niggers need to grow up
>>30286732BASED
>>30286732Do you really need content for your shit facebook page that badly, flipmonkey?
>>30286853She's gonna be the Iofi of the bunch numbers wise
>>30286860Halo games always had tons of checkpoints. Most modern FPS games have tons, they just don't tell you every time you hit one.
>>30286732Spare them, JP bros are too innocent!
>>30286880>he hasnt fucked everyones on his nintendo friendlistNot everyone is a loser anon
UNITY
>>30285732Baily Jay they are going to collab soon.
>>30286893Kiara could get away with it
>>30286815ESL-kun...
>Amelia's killing it!>I am?Cute.
STOP FUCKING SAYING YOU CANT PLAY GAMES HOLY SHIT MORI USE THAT SCYTHE ON YOURSELF AND SPARE US THIS INANE BULLSHIT
Take a shot every time Mori mocks herself for not being good at video games.
>>30286873Still better than the RobocoAme co-op kek.
>>30286861It's better than watching Apex or Valorant, for sure.
>>30286570Is that yours? Do you use it for something useful or just numberfagging?
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1334017308809981953Oh nononononno chumbuds
>>30286627>YouI like Lulu, Mito, Gibara, Dola and others. I find it hard to believe that the Cover-Ichihara rivalry is fired up by actual fans on either side, antis are just sociopaths in a very literal sense.>>30286755See above, no one who actually cares for the talents regardless of agency would do that shit.
>a spray through one of the viruseswhat did she mean by this?
>No ammo>Reloads>Switches to other gun with no ammoMori...
>>30286887>om3tcw for Miko
>>30286202I kneel to the trinity
>I can't play gamesScratch that off the bingo card
>TF2 didn't happen because of the source code leakGoddammit.
Will you please stop saying you suck at games mori, we get it.
TF2
calli weapon choice autism
beadbeats did you know out boy is bad at video games?
AHAHAHAHA VALVEDRONES ETERNALLY BTFO
I sent in a question for Kiara about Gura's most recent yab for her Q&A session, curious to hear what she thinks of it as her genmate
I dont think viruses are what you should be worried about ame
>>30286850No, people were upset that she had a personal friend on her work account
Mori your confidence reps.....
>>30286533Koobas
>>30286815yeah its me im the son
>>30286935You doin' that, or did that anon pass out already?
>originally planned to play TF2>plan B was Halo CEI can't believe Reach was plan C.
>Ame fell for the TF2 source code leak memechrist almighty
>>30286935but I'll die
>>30286851>Name a single Iofi stream.ftfy
>>30286944One of the viruses unironically had a virus what else is there to say
>>30286468What am I even looking at?
>>30286893Antis will cling to it and try to get mainstream media to cancel them
>>30285732Jay?
>>30286632Coffee...Loki...
>were going to play TF2>decided not to because Ame heard you can get a virus from spraysWhat? Is that even a real thing?
>>30286850>chumbuds
>beginner fpsOH NO NO NO halo babs on suicide watch
>>30286940I finally recognise the file name. yay
>she believes in the valve spray virus memeame please
>virus from a sprayWtf is Ame talking about?
>>30286935Please don't make everyone commit suicide through alcohol poisoning
>>30286944TF2 sprays are literal cancer
>>30286893Mori did get away with saying lazy niggers.
>>30286921Doesn't Halo just do it whenever you're out of combat for long enough?
>>30286853Take your pickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-ThI-uDZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gadaj6XcSL4
>>30286898The game came out 20 years ago, anon. I was young and dumb, and the books were on the shelves next to the 40k novels.
>>30286935Nah, I just stroke my penis when she does it. I've cum like three times already
Isn't teamfortress 2 NOT a good game for a beginner? I found it annoying and didn't know what the fuck was going on.
>>30286977No
>>30286982Whore
>>30286893Mori said the n word twice already. Within the span of a couple hours. As long as Mori or Gura say it its prob fine
>>30286940yagoo baby...
>>30286957>>>/v/
>>30284017any schizos wanna call me on discord fun cult leader#1723
>>30286732Kill yourself faggot
>>30286964koober........
>>30286940I love how she says "Towa babyyyy", I don't know why
>>30286898I tried and got to the point where a cyborg super veteran called a plasma pistol a "firearm" and stopped.
>originally going to play Team Fortress 2Imagine the shitshow that would be
I, Calliope Mori, am bad at video games.
>>30286955Naaah, you're messing with me.
>>30286944>A virus through a sprayThe source code leaked a while ago and you could fuck with peoples PC or something.
>>30286941based
>LEE>SAGE>WOLFWhat are those names on the bottom right?
>>30286977yes
>>30286944Source code for TF2 leaked a while back and people can fuck you up with just a spray.
>>30286977Are you a woman?
>>30286893>n-wordREPEAT AFTER ME, NIGGER! NI--GGER!
>>30286964Kwanza...
>>30286920>Iofi numbersImpossible. Not even Mel that barely streams has such bad numbers.
>>30286893Here's what I imagine could happen:>Cancelled by Twitter crowd>Suspension similar to Coco>Channel possibly gets demonetized
>>30286861I like when they talk about the game. It means they're clearly interested in it.
>>30286300Good job, fags. You convinced 5ch this was an actual yab.
>>30286992They were talking about the pve mode, I think.
>>30286812Please tell me more about your fantasies anon.
>>30286982>doesn't know about the source leak
>>30286992They were going to play Mann vs Machine which is PvE, it's not a bad introduction to FPS.
>>30286887the USD for Mori was genius
>>30286690Honestly my favorite anime of all time, no joke, everyone gives Nasu shit for being an amateur chuuni author but even that aside it holds up really well.If I'm awake in the next Turtlequeen stream I might ask her about it, since she seems to be a bit of an old TMfag.
>>30286910I mean, they just got carte blanche to post Rushia from at least two people. If they were getting shit on over there, why wouldn't they come here?
>>30286685No>90% indog>Thick indog accent while speaking English >Dollarstore mic>Bottom 5 of singers in all of hololive>Boring personality>gacha "gamer">Guras rigger so her L2D is broken and even has the same eye glitch>Shit tastes Overall no redeeming qualities so far besides cute voice which is muddled by her shit level accent.
>>30286939Mostly to try to disprove narratives.
>Drops the empty rocket launcher right next to two ammo boxesAAAHHHH
>>30286860It'll keep showing you them if the game thinks you're retarded>>30286987Sometimes yeah
>>30287015random marines
This is all we could hope for during the Halo collab, this is pretty nice
>>30287015AI allies
>>30286754She used to strip in front of other men on camera. Her biggest fan in the other thread is a literal cuck whose high school sweetheart got fucked in a mall bathroom.
>>30286975I knew we shouldn't have let Gura collab with RLM...
>>30286144S10 was as far as it should have gone and even then they were getting carried by monty
>>30286985sprays dont even work on official servers
I hope this theme of Mori only getting weapons she wants as the level ends continues.
>>30286935Imagine playing games unironically past the age of 10, lmao
>>30286940I click this every time knowing what it is. Twoi baby makes me happy.
>>30286999stay on discord tranny
You have been visited by Aki Rosenthal, destroyer of rrats! If you've supported Gura no matter what, you'll get one free Happy Meal! If you've shitposted against Gura today, you will be violently atomized within sixty seconds. Have a nice day!
>Mori saying hic after Ame hicsCute
>>30286732Fuck you
>>30286985>>30287012>>30287018thanks for the genuine responses bros but i was just making fun of her for saying it backwards
>Gura ringfit>ID Debut>Kiara return of the kingHow is this gonna go
>>30287044Pretty based. Keep it up.
>>30287045also redeeming is having really fat tits that I want to motorboat
>>30286977It was for a few days after some old TF2 source code leaked, eventually Valve assessed it and stated there were no security vulnerabilities exposed. i.e. This is just a rrat.
>>30286893Can't prove that the person behind the model isn't black.
>>30286732Link to vid and timestamp please
Damn these threads get really bad when the nousagis aren't posting
>>30287058Then he died...fuck I miss monty
>>30286982valve had a big source code leak.it was a big nothing burger, but fake rumors that you could directly send viruses to people thanks to the leak didn't stop people from freaking out.
>>30286970The one she did with Ina was nice.
>>30287074Gura ringfit is after the debut
>>30287070I am indifferent toward grand growler
Polka is cuter than usual today
https://twitter.com/JayDeeVA_/status/1329074715390930957good job you fucking faggots. you actually made him write a twitlonger apologizing for something he had no business apologizing for.fuck you for preying on someone with depression, assholes.
>>30287029Anon, it's fake.
>>30286898t.reads japanese lightnovels
>>30287074More of this shit, I assume.
>>30287058You're not wrong. RIP Monty, poor bastard was taken too soon.
>>30286388Government went to a fuckload of effort to do it so it's natural now. There are racial quotas in government-constructed housing to make sure people get used to each other, food centers in the middle of housing estates to serve as gathering points, a specific racial harmony day, etc. For the laws, as long as you don't outright do it in front of the cops so they're forced to act, no one really gives a fuck. There was actually a recent incident where 6 cops couldn't smoothly arrest one road rager even after trying to tase him because they were afraid of hurting him.
>>30286977Technically... you can get a virus from community servers sideloading malware on your system.For example: There was a server where people got a ransomware from, it was on csgo though but tf2 being older and a source game just makes it even more vulnerable.
>>30287045Surprised they called Gura's rigger back after Gura very clearly needs work on her rig
>>30287015YABCAN'T BELIEVE MORI IS FUCKING UNSC MARINES
>>30286893I would make multiple accounts just to give them more memberships
>>30287082Those are big koopas,,,
>>30286372gura please just acknowledge your fucking sister onegai
>>30287049>>30286913Boy are we in for a ride
>>30287045You forgot "being part of the ID Takamori"
Holy fuck halo is boring. Why didnt Mori and Ame pick a better fps to play?
>zealots Takos what have you done...
>>30287082They've been considerably worse than usual recently.
>>30287045her accent isn't that bad
>>30287091For fuck's sake Twitter when will you fix this?
>Are you a puppet or a Spartan?>Puppet!Both of these girls are retards and I love them.
>>30287070A happy meal? My day is redeemed!
>>30287070it's cover's fault for allowing gura's cunny to collab with jay's transatlantic pecker
>>30286732hot
SMUG
>>30287091was expecting twap baby
>>30287106HOW CAN WE EVEN COMPETE
>>30287113Because its babies first FPS anon.
>>30287074>Another sticky where /hlg/ and /hlgg/ will meet for the last timeThis will go horribly for both sides.
>>30286629Nah, just Venti's DOZENS of fans
>>30287091Fuck you, give me the Towa baby.
>>30287091>this place has no influencemy assI fucking hate you faggots
>>30287045This is all painfully true, but it's what I expected from all 3 of them. I'm amazed that Ollie exceeded my expectations so much.
Hololive grifball tournament when?
Bros.. I want Korone or ELITE ENGLISH to read out these cutscenes...
>>30287091i literally just get sad whenever it isn't towa baby
>>30287091I still can't believe he won't draw more because twitter mob...
>>30287070Gonna have to atomize meMaybe tell Cover to calm down and stop with the gothic lolita fashion, AKI
>Mori's reaching chat>Ame's actually paying attention to the cutscene and reacting
>>30287058RWBY too
>>30286940stop posting this
>>30287113What would you suggest for babies first fps training?
>>30287091I would've preferred Towa Baby, this is just depressing now...
Small feet, small socks.
>>30287128>It's cover's fault, the rrat screeches before being utterly annihilated
>>30287123>her accent isn't that bad
THIS is Halo? It looks not like what I expected from all the hype.
>>30287091I'm all for Gurame but if it's a fake link please use Towa baby
Does Ame legitimately hate Gura now? They haven't interacted at all in like a week
>>30287158TF2, not tf2
>>30287056That's fucking hot.
>>30287091can't wait for him to kill himself
>>30287102she's too busy working on jay's loins to raise any complaints tho
>Sleepy reapy
>>30287070im atomized, what the fuck?
clussy
>>30287070Why's it called a happy meal if everytime I eat one I cry
>>30286986Negro isn't the same as nigger.Being tricked into saying something isn't the same as being on a bridge in a game being annoyed to the point of calling your opponent a nigger.
RATE THE STREAM
>76 minutes
MORE HALO
waaaaah im sick im sick
I kinda wish they'd banter during the cutscene but it seems Mori was getting invested into it.
>>30287074RotK will be drowned out by cunnyposts until Gura ends her stream.
>>30287045Anya didnt spout twitch zoomer shit, she's automatically better
>>30287172Usually it's more fast paced but uh, mori doesn't know how to play video games and needs help
rate the collab
>>30287113Vtubers have never played an entertaining FPS because they are really not fun to watch as they are all the exact same. This is good because it's a collab though, so that makes it infinitely better than solo apex or the absolute most boring game in the world: half-life streams
>>30287045idgaf when this is a thing
>over already
wow what a failure of a stream
>Mori is sickNarratives?
You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking our girls look cuter than usual today.
>>30286148From a financial standpoint, the biggest SCs and most frequent superchatters are the idolfags. It makes monetary sense to appeal to idolfags because they are the ones who keep the company afloat.
aaaa this is the one mission i actually wanted to see them play
>maybe we should call it a dayWow, ok
>>30287107If I remove her rrats, will she die?
ONLINE MORI
>>302871948/10 they were greatgame not so much
>not even 2 hoursthey hate it, don't they?
>>30287208OutofAmmo/10
ame was extra cute today
sickbeats coughing now
>MOMtechnically truealso i stayed up till 3 am for 1 hour of haloalso they're ending at the best mission in the fucking campaign
>>30287174They were in each others' chats earlier...
>>30287091I want my fucking Towa baby. You fucking cheated me you AmeSame son of a whore.
>>30287193Well, I don't see how any holo could realistically do that. Just doesn't seem in the cards.
>>30287215They both were talking about getting motion sickness, anon.
>>30287168unfortunately both this rrat and jay's penis are now entwined with gura
>1 hour 30 minutes thanks mori
>>30287045Why are corpsefags like this?
>>30287200She’s bored as fuck. Why is this game so cinematic focused?
>that excited can we play again from MoriTruly the Protagonist of EN
>>302872085/10nothing interesting really.but nothing bad happened so yay?
Mori love!Ame love!
>>30286988I'll place my bet on the Putri bitch since they said she is going to have a soothing onee San voice and aura.
>Can we play it again???Aw Mori is so adorable. I love her enthusiasm.
>>30287120Mayhaps it is time to ask if they know pekora?
>>30287091That's actually fucked. Not only because he's depressed even more now, but because the public apology itself confirms whatever monkeyfuckery you guys are trying to screech out. All of you can go fuck yourselves, I'm genuinely seething over this.
>>30287091Toba...
>>30287226I think it was relatively good, they were chill.
It feels like I'm in another timeloop. Isn't this schizo shit with Gura similar to what happened to Ayame last year?
>>30287208I'M GOOD AT DRIVING!/10
>>30287208ogey/rrat
>>30286118I just realized Niji is basically JP's Machinima
how was the RFA stream? I was asleepand missed it
>>30286870If i wanted to look at other guys jerking off, i'd be on /b/
>>30287208Their chemistry needs more work, I would like to see GurAme levels of banter someday.Halo's boring to watch but they seem to be having fun
>>30287216They were very cute!
>>30287174>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>30287222It'd be very painful
>you'll get better, maybe in a few monthsand calli doesn't even realize that was dig at her.
>they won't get to the "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" section of this missionDamn it
Damn Ame that was savage
Calli bros?
>>30287206Twitch zoomers are the future. Quite literally. Why even fucking live.
Why is Mori such a trooper? She clearly hates this faggy shootshoot game, but pushes herself to enjoy it with Ame.I love this dork....
>>30287194MoriMelia collab was actually pretty decent, looking forward to more
>>30287091lol what a little bitch. He writes like someone about to kill themselves, i hope he does
>>30287170it's true though. Compared to someone like Moona she has the voice of an angel.
>>30287246Ame love!
Why are Mori collabs always so short, she should just play by herself if she's going to waste Ame's time
>>30287174How would you react knowing that your best friend and possible romantic interest LITERALLY KEKED YOU AND HAS BEEN KEKING YOU FOR MONTHS?
>>30287246She was so sweet today from Dandy to now, love to see her happy.
>>30287208Hopefully they never play halo ever again/10
>>30287203I'm bummed since the first LOTR thread was pure kino
Ame's literally t-bagging Mori on screen!
>>30287164teamates can i...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>classic gamer moveYeah I'm outfuck you amelia
>>30287208Anya debut is so much better than this crap
>>30287270She cranked it up to max difficulty and it was wild, 10/10 stream honestly
>>30287282no it was not kek
>see clipfag video in my recommended>taking Ollie's comments about Anya out of context and making the title "What Kureji Ollie will do if you lewd Anya"She didn't say anything about lewding, she said if you do anything to her. I fucking hate clipfags warping things to suit their narrative or meme
>>30287090It's Sunday Polka. No plans. no goals, just chill and talk while minecraft.
>>30286700It was basically just cool fighting game character designs that they tried to make a story for.
>>30287270UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH for 4 threads in a row
>HOLY FUCK GURA MADE A HUGE YAB THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS>scroll through literally the end of twitter replies for all of guras recent tweetsnothing>scroll through all youtube commentsliterally 1 comment with the timestamp, nothing else.>youtube likes36k to 100. very high ratio for gura streams>scroll through redditnothing. literally nothing.>scroll through 5chliterally one thread about it, with 110 replies and has been dead for 4hrs.another thread about guras RFA stream had some discussion, but it was near the end of the thread lifespan and it died about 4 hours ago -> nothing has happened since then.WOW! A HUGE YAB!ITS A LITERAL FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER. THE ONLY FAGGOTS THAT ARE GETTING UPPITY ABOUT IT ARE YOU FUCKING RETRADED ANONS AWAYS LOOKING FOR SOME DRAMA INY OUR LIFE BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING LIVES ARE BORING AS SHIT AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT LOOK FORWARD TO IT
TEABAG
>>302871948/10Bunch of great moments, I laughed my ass off at "AHHH HE'S COMING DOWN TO ME" at the elite corpse and when they visited the ocean. Ame teaching Mori stuff is cute too.Thread was shit, but it wasn't their fault.
>Mori's in-game microphone broadcasting the whole time Did Amelia have to listen to her echo the whole time??
>Ame teaches Mori t-bagging before the stream ends Thats our toxic gamer
>>30287056Rushiacuck is dead, I think. Or at least I hope he is, he was annoying.
>>30287270Watch it, but don't read the threads and leave the board for a week.
ENs, please just do zatsu collabs or stuff like Mario Kart where you can banter the whole time.
>I woke up for thisFuck this shit.Guess I'll take a nap until the Kiara Q&A.
>>30286317what is muke bag?
teabagmates
>I'm sure teammates suckYes
>>30287270it was hilarious
Amelia's literally teaching Mori teabagging holy shit kek
>>30286893>Here's Mori using it on Twitterhttps://files.catbox.moe/b2j9re.png>Here's Ame saying it on streamhttps://files.catbox.moe/12binr.mp3Ame was just imitating someone though so it's not that bad. But just imagine if some Twitter sjw found out what Mori said in the past.
Bros.... Ame's corrupting Calli....
>Why is that what it's called?Based Mori making Ame explain herself.
the last time Mori had a video longer than 2:30 was October 23rd
TOXIC BAG
Rushia is healing so many hearts right now. Shes one of the best holos of all time easily. I wish there was an EN equivalent.
>why is called a teabag>she doesn't know
>>30287151He is drawing more tho, he posted a new picture recently.
>>30287270IT WASN'T HIM
>>30287208It was fine, had some good moments. I just think Reach is pretty boring.
>TOXIC>BAGI love Ame
>>30287270JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>30287208I've been shitposting about this collab for two weeks but it ended up being OK. Nothing great, nothing bad.
>>30287138I'm gonna post Kiaraaaaaaaaaaa!
>>30287262>gura will be used by schizo chileans for their shitpostsgo on without me
1 FREE TEABAGGING CAM ON MORITEABAG THESE AYYS
I love Mori but holy fuck please stop saying the bad at videogames line so much it's cringe but not kino
good stream teabagmates
>>30287323nope
>Ame teaching Mori to teabag
>>30287310kek
God I hope mori teabags me..
>TEABAGGING
>Teabagging deadbeatsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>toxic bagI really hope Amelia's taking the piss because its never meant that
>toxic-bag
>>302872086/10 love halo but Mori needs a lot of babysitting so it's kinda slowing down the gameplay
I love this dork
PLEASE TEABAG ME CALLI
I want Mori to teabag me
I WANT TO BE TEABAGGED BY MORI!
>this thread
>AME TOO EMBARASSED TO TELL HER WHERE TEABAG COMES FROM
Nice explanation Ame, keep Mori pure
That's not what t-bagging means Ame...
Teabag me mori, plzzzzz
>Toxic bagging on them ahaha
AME FUCKING TEACHING MORI "TEA BAGGING" lmfao, ok this was a good ending, aight deadbeats your oshi managed to have a good collab with Ame
>>30287342That's pretty hot.
AME IS SO SEISO
This fucking gremlin.
MORI PLEASE TOXIC BAG ME
The whole stream was leading up to this teabagging moment
>What's a teabag?>Uhh....>I don't have any tea.>Uhh... it's when you're being toxic.
Why is she always so based?
Teabag me Mori
MORI PLEASE TEABAG ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HoloEN crouches repeatedly it's teabagging>HoloJP crouches repeatedly it's bowingexplain this blatant sempai disrespect globalcucks
>I'm sure they're looking forward to it.
>>30286893Do you think a potential black EN gen 2 could get away with it?
>she's going to teabag me in the futureI FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH REEEEEE
>>30287208HaveyoupressedQyet/10
>explaining the wrong meaning of teabaglol
>>30285524Just copy paste the example retard anon.
>Mori will never T-bag you
>>30287371Of course.
>>30287281You're a big rrat
See, their banter CAN be good but Halo is not a good game to do that.
>>30287348Anya will be the EN Rushia
>Ame educating Mori about teabagging>lying through her teeth
>>30287341Why gay ass twink niggas like this?
MY EAAAAAAAAARS
80mins? What a waste of fucking time, Mori just needs to fuck off
Isn't it called teabag because you're dropping your balls on their face like you'd dip a teabag into hot water?
Someone please send Mori a SC explaining what teabagging actually stands for.
>I will teabag all the deadbeatsTHANKS AME BLESS YOU
>>30286700It was literally a team of shit writers trying to string a bunch of Monty's fight scenes together by ripping off Avatar: The Last Airbender.
>>30287371She clearly knows what it means she's just ribbing Mori
>>29944450>>29944515>>29944523>>29944554>>29944571>>29944601>>29944629>>29944647>>29944774>>29944668>>29944725>>29944895>>30260384You promised me a disaster and didn't deliver.
>>30287270for once, DON'T do your archivve reps
>>30287371She cant just say it on stream
>>30287371She clearly knew exactly what it means.
I don't think that's what teabagging actually means or came about.
>>30287371You try explaining the proper meaning of teabagging to a clueless friend in front of 15k people
>Ame explaining the real meaning behind the scenes with their mics on mute
>>30287371Didn’t you hear her nervous laughter? She knows.
Was this the worst collab so far?
>When I T-bag many deadbeatsGROSS, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING>futaUNSUBBED CALLED THE COPS AND YAGOO
>Halo Reach came out in 2010I never played any of them but doesn't a new one come out every few years. Why did they pick this one specifically.
so, why is it called teabagging, /hlg/?
Oh man Ame's reaction when she had to try to explain what teabagging meant. I hope she actually tells Mori the real reason after stream.
Well, I'm gonna try to take a nap for the bird's debutseeya then faggots
We're gonna get teabagged bros
I think Halo is fun to watch but I don't care for Reach and their lack of skill/familiarity with the controls kind of slowed things down. Still had a lot of funny moments though. Like Mori's sense of direction.
IF ONLY THEY HAD THIS BANTER FOR THE ENTIRE COLLAB GOD HALO FUCKING SUCKS
>>30287322What happened in the ocean?
ame beating around the bush is hilarious
>>30287348Still a whore
>>30287319Anon, it's like 5 schizos who just keep replying to each other here.
>>30287390Oh Ame, you sneaky little comedian. Calli will be Toxic-bagging many a player now
>>30287410For (you)
my boner hasn't gone down yet since Gura's stream. Is this the power of cunny?
>>30287341kill yourself gay ass twink nigger
>>30287270Jay cucked everyone which was hilarious
>>30286893NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
t.(bag) deadbeat
>>30287371She obviously doesn't want to explain what teabagging actually means, autismanon
>>30287319What did you expect? No one knows who jay is but us.
>>30287419She knows you autist, its a bit.
I seriously hope some of you people aren't in a one sided pretend internet relationship with your favorite Holo.As a reminder:She will never be with you.You will never meet her or talk with her one on one.You will never see her, touch her, hold her hand or express your feelings to her face.She will never love you as anything, but one of her countless fans.You will never get personal with her, she simply isn't able to do it with the amount of fans that she has, and you will never be anything, but a fan.At best you can become someone like Klaius, who gets a token nice word out of a necessity to say something because you spent hours on a drawing for free, but you will be seen as a fanatic to be even more avoided. For safety.She will smile, laugh, sing, dance, have fun, have her emotional talks, play and do everything else, regardless if you're there or not.Now if you just watch your Holo for entertainment and cute funny girl doing cute noises, you don't care about any of that. But if you're pathetic enough to have your silly little dreams, then I hope you remember your place.
>>30287425Holyshit I love this kizuna ai grudge poster
>>30287417>>30287296Are you okay?
>>30287425Holy autism
Aw that was fun and they we're just getting into the flow.
>>30287393Teabag/10
I can't tell how far Mori's kayfabe goes. Does she honestly not know what teabag means or was she fucking around?
>>30287091I hate this fucking place
>>30287425based grudge anon, he never forgets
>>30287231I mean it's also technically true for every spartan by that point ain't it?>>30287338I will do my very best to play worse than Mori if Ame does customs with viewers. Or if she's getting cocky do the exact opposite.
>>30287387I think the only bad Mori collab is the Lethal League one, but that's because they kept being fucked in the ass by the netcode
>>30287314Pretty much. Pity the story was cut from a dozen different existing anime plots and inexpertly stitched together.
I love this Chicken!
>>30287270Ignore Jay, everything else is great
>>30287419anon mori is clearly pretending
>>30287371Of course she was, but it's a nice save
>>30287371Jesus christ you're stupid, of course she knows what it m- ohhh, I see. Take your (you) and get the fuck out
>>30287459X Doubt.
>>30287418ame is protecting mori
>>30287412>Anya>ENlole
>>30287425Wow people overreact over a nothingburger yet again. Who would have thought?
>>30287425Mostly me
>>302872084/10, too shortIt was always going to take some time for Mori to ease into the game so I'm not concerned about her gameplay, but they should have allocated more time for it so at least they'd get an hour of solid gameplay instead of fumbling around the whole time.
>>30287371Some of you fuckers really are autistic, huh?
>GUHHHHHAMECHAMAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30287319It wasn't even a big yab hereIt's just newfags reacting to 3 months old stuff + /hlg/ shitters putting their nose here and the classic assblasted easily recognizable faggot who can't conceive Gura being popularWelcome to /hlgg/
>>30287455reminder: you're racist if you say the word in your head when you read it
IM FUCKING DIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDS
GUH
>>30287425Pretty autistic of you anonBased
AME GUH'D
>>30287474i hope she reads my question
They really liked Halo but Mori is such a normalfaggot that she cannot stand to play video games for more than an hour>ow my fucking eyes>I'm literally dying>I'm bad at games>my feet hurt>I wish I was rapping right now>that Jap guy at the supermarket today was IKEMEN
>>30286202The burden of evidence needed for the other narratives is higher than for this one. This one has a motive.
AME GUH
AME GUHCUTE!
AME GUH.......
>ame's GUH at the end
>>30287425O-Oyabun... The only way for me is seppuku....
>guhAme...
GUH...when Ame does it, I got a boner...
THAT WAS A NICE GUH
>>30287319Would you expect anything less from our worst?
a-ame??
>ame's "Guh"
>>30287319You weren't here during the Amegeddon?
Guh
>Ame GUH
BUT AME SAID SHE DOESN'T DO THE THING AFTER COLLABS
>>30287446>Mori is directionally challenged and asks Ame where to go>Ame decides to just 'let her figure it out'>Mori calls her bluff and intentionally drives off a cliff
Mori teabag me
HOT AME GUH AHHHHHHHHH SHE WOULD MAKE THAT NOISE WHEN YOU STICK IT IN HER AAHHHHHH
>>30287418Uh no? Ame had the right definition.
>>30287462not with that attitude you won't
>>30287425BASED GRUGE KEEPER!
>guh
>>30287208With that final exchange, I can say that this game was ACTUALLY a debuff to their chemistry, but I still stand by my view that there's no helping it if Mori was genuinely trying to work on FPS mechanics.I still need more AmeMori.Ame's guh/10
DID SOMEONE CLIP THAT LEWD CUTE "GUH" AME DID
>>302874448/10Mori and Ame are always a treat, -2 for being a short team. Hopefully more in the near future
So... part 2 next week?Right?
>>30287452After 5 hours anon? You need to see a doctor
>>30287425I applaud your autism, grudgeposter.
>>30287446>Where do I go Ame?>Ah, I'll let you figure it out>Do you want to go to the ocean?>Uh, yeah...?>*Drives the car off a cliff crashing into the waves killed them both*
>GUHGoslings...
>>30287270Listening to Gura's panting and grunting as Jay railed her was pretty hot ngl
>>3028685022 is not mid-20s
How big is the overlap between nousagis and ogeyposters?
She's playing me like a fiddle brothers...
that GUH was pretty lewd bros...
>>30287437CE wasn't working so instead they're doing story order instead of release order
>>30287455if you read this and actually find it funny you’re a fucking immature faggot
Ame just orgasmed on stream
>>30287425>saving posts from a week agoTake your meds.
was that Ame doing the GUH? Sounded exactly like Mori
HURRY /HLGG/ GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST RATSLAST THREADS WERE FUCKING WEAK COMPARED TO OTHER YABS
That "Gug" was quite erotic ngl
>>30287125it's not broken
>>302872086/10 chemistry needs more time. We'll see how it goes once Mori's more comfortable/invested in the game.
>>30287425Based Ghost of Grudge
>>30287045>Zombie fags are already trying to strike down the othersSure didn't take you idiots long. Anya is precious.
I don't see the usual Mori Gachikoi. Are they broke now?
>>30287425You couldn't be more wrong
>>30287209Eh, I dunno would've preferred them playing GOW horde mode or COD Zombie. Dont understand why vtubers fall for the campaign trap. Half life was brutal as a Tentabro. Felt like it took forever for Ina to get through that, wish she had picked bioshock or something else that wouldve fed her lore thirst.
>>302872081/10No preparationReach on normalNot paying attention to anythingIncompetenceinteractions were mediocreI wasted my sleep and Kiara marshmallows for this
>>30287419Imagine being even more autistic than the reaper.
>>30286799You're the only cuck here. That's the only thing in your retarded head. Don't tell me you're watching vtubers expecting a relationship lol. Fucking neck yourself.
>>30287547Nousagis are the backbone of these threads
>>30287423Pretty much. The amateur voice acting and cheap assets didn't help, either.
>>30287437no idea, they should have played Halo BlackOps I
>>30287496>the classic assblasted easily recognizable faggot who can't conceive Gura being popularIs he the one spamming in allcaps? Because I recognized him instantly, nigger kept samefagging nonstop.
>>30287433>>30287431>>30287429>>30287428>>30287424>>30287457>>30287477>>30287479>>30287494lel shit I knew I should have waited a couple of minutesMy bad, I forgot what I was watching for a moment
>>30287425Grudge autism is the best kind of autism
>people itt really think that XxamewatsonxX doesn't know what teabagging is
Unity bros, I have a confession to make. I didn't even load up Calli's POV tonight. I didn't forget or anything. I just... didn't do it.
Thank you Ame for giving us a GUH that wasn't cut out of the ending!
>>30287425BASED
>>30287425Kys
>>30287467Anon, she knows.
>>302872087/10Ame didn't teach Mori enough so she was just a confused child running around and trying to keep up with Ame, but it had some good moments.
>>30287208it was pretty cute, lots of unintentional comedy like the fact Mori kept getting new cool weapons only for the mission to endalso the t-bag ending was great and Mori was super excited for everything Ame did that was even remotely cool, which was cute7/10
Watch Luna instead of replying to schizopost
Time for your daily teabag. Say 'aaaaa'.
>>30287546You didn't need to post this.
>>30287325Best part of the stream for me. Can't make this shit up.
What's actually bizarre about this gura fiasco is why someone who's opsec is usually so good made the dumbest possible mistake of leaving her old friends on her streaming account. How do you fuck this up?
>>30287498What if I say it out loud?
>>30287505What did you ask?
>>30287420Bless Amelia
>>30287208Got really good in the last 3rd when the "tutorial" was over and they were just bantering over the game. Next one is probably going to be great.
literally pregnant
>>30287270Threads were an absolute blast. Right up until a nothingburger logged on to play animal crossing and simultaneously fed every rat in the western hemisphere
>>30287419IT'S A MEME YOU DIP
I have a confession to make. I love all the Teamates in this thread. Even the goslings.
>>30287341Saved. Just waiting for the next BLM schizophrenia to post it on reddit and Twitter.
>>30287425Based Grudgekeeper
>ame guhThat's it, I've held it for a while it's time
>>30287536VOD cut half of it..https://files.catbox.moe/5u9sro.mp3
Something tells me. Not even Ame knows where the "teabagging" came from
>>30287569Maybe they're not watching. Mori doesn't usually stream this early.
>>30287570You're just as autistic as him kek
>>30287371>>30287409>>30287424>>30287429>>30287431>>30287428>>30287433>>30287457Is every single one of you an autist? It was clearly a bit she did of trying to find an alternate explanation for the thing that doesn't involve a nutsack.
>>30287194>>302872086/10.It was a fine collab. It had some great funny moments like whenever Ame would run/drive straight into enemies like a complete spaz or when Mori drove them off a cliff, but overall Halo Reach is kinda boring to watch especially on low difficulty.I think they're good together. Their interactions at the end for example tell me that they'd be better doing about a hundred other things besides this.Nice GUH at the end Ame.
>>30287584If I say how I recognize him he's going to change it, he posts a lot tho.
>>30287425Based Dwarf-poster
>>30287435Watchama/Haachama was worse.
>>30287208Pretty cute, Mori is gonna tbag me /10
That Ame guh made my dick twitch
>>30287561RRATS YOU SAY!??
>>30287270I checked the archives. A lot of Uoooohs and then the Yab still being milked. Didn't expect to wake up to this madness.
>>30286732really nigger? They're the ones who found it out first. I bet you're getting laughed at now, you fucking newfag
https://files.catbox.moe/q0p4qn.mp3Amelia Guh. Thoughts?
>>30287561Aqua slapped Pekora in front of YAGOO
>>30287522I love you gosling poster
>>30287588She obviously won't say that it's actually ballsacking your enemies, she wanted to keep it relatively family friendly.
>>30287319Anon, it's not worth taking these threads too seriously, especially for your own sanity.
>>30287437Chronologically the first game in the series and because CE was shitting on them connection wise.
>>30287319It's just newfag tourists looking to stir shit. We knew about JayDee for months.
>>30287468Gura's the retard who can't turn notifications off and antis would have seen it eventually even if we hadn't had a 3 hour long shitstorm over it
>>30286880 Not everyone is a pathetic loser like you. I only talk to women if I'm going to fuck them or they're waiting my table. Otherwise they don't exist to me.
>>30287462I FUCKING LOVE MORI and will do anything to be with her
>>30287599aaaaaa
>>30287606what things she and the other ENs do off stream.also if i can see thighs
>>30287615Why are her legs chopped off at the knees?
Her guh got cut off for me :(
>>30287589Thanks for sharing with the class.
>>30287570>All that doomposting over what turned out to be a good collab Meds. Now.
>>30287589You disgust me.
>>30287598sexy nanora
does mori ever stream longer than 2 hours?
>>30287561Gura slapped Ame's knees in front of YAGOO
>>30287569>sending superchats during collabsOnly fags do this.
>>30287425basado
GOD I want to gargle Calli's balls down my thoat.
>>30287638H-hayai
>>30287240>>30287568Corpsefag? I just used a picture of the collab zatsu, it has both of the new IDs anons. You have eyes right? >>30287078>>30287213Ok that's a fair point.
that was a "GUH"? >>30287610Couple that with her saying she normally doesn't get motion sickness. I'm not into the pregnancy meme but that's really writing itself.
>>30287625That’s exactly what I said though, retardchama.
>>30287614>>30287459>>30287475>>30287574I'm sorry that I don't know when your autistic cringelord of an oshi is faking ir ot not.
>>30286632She can blame herself by speaking Indonesian, I'm pretty sure her people will sub regardless she using her language or not and actually can get boost just by speaking japanese. Ollie actually know how to play it better.
>>30287561Your parents believe you when you tell them everything's going good whenever they call you once a monthYour siblings think about you often and look up to you as a successful and well-adjusted role model
>>30287589Unity doesn't mean watching every single girl's stream, it means wanting to see all of them do well. It means not being an anti towards any of them. You don't need to actively support them all, you just need to not be a cunt towards the ones you don't like.
>>30287452It’s the power of jay
>EnemiesTHEY HATE EACHOTHER
>>30287603the only thing that came out from this is that gura is legit not faking it 100% retarded
>>30287490I think it was more a case of them both getting a bit motion sick and needing to take a breather.
So does Mori have nihongo lessons now or something? It's 6:30 PM in Japan.
Also please come and watch my cute baby singhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2skXx-uCBY
>>30287625Please anon sama, I was too quick on the draw
>Ended the LA Noire stream with a Gu->Ended the REach collab with a uuuh!I fucking love Ame
>>30287598
>>30287547Dunno, ogeyposting is hilarious to me and I've liked Pekora for ages but she was never my oshi.
>>30287654Sounds like you're getting a Netflix and yes response to be honest
>>30287589It's fine anon, I didn't eitherI have one monitor and not enough room in the space I'm renting out for a second one
>>30287208teaching mori how to teabag/10
>>30287628Anon I recognized some of the samefagging styles to my Amegeddon reps. They never changed their ways, only their targets.
>>30287599Ame should actually make this post on Twitter, it's riding the line perfectly
>>30287660om nom nom
Amelia, stop doing this to me...
>>30287462Fuck off Vegeta you got your ass kicked by a girl.
>>30287638God bless you anon, because that "Guh" was cut out in the archive
>>30287615I love all the genuine fans, antis and shitposters get the rope.
>>30287599AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ame is fucking garbage at shooters. I couldn't keep a positive k/d in PUBG but I'm pretty sure I could run circles around her holy shit. How do you not know how to switch weapons or that only some weapons have zoom? How the fuck do you die on normal Halo?
>>30287598>Not watching papa's 11 hour commemoration streamHe's literally planned out the day for us, the least we can do is watch it.
>>30287319Anon please, dont get baited with those rrat, youre better than this
I'm waiting for the announcement that gura will be taking some "personal time off" after some unfortunate circumstances.
>>30287588Those are the same people who think the wigger dork doesn't know what teabagging is either, anon.
>>30287425Eh, that's the kind of broken promises I actually like. Let'em go, man.
>>30287638one of the most erotic sounds Ame has made, and it's a sound the autist mori makes, holy shit muh dick
>>30287330ThisBird x ina chill draw stream wud b cool.I think the reason we dont get zatsu collabs is cause they communicate a lot off stream.
>>30287650Same. What's the point of a female friend anyway? Dudes do that way better.
>>30287581I was asking if there was any difference between a nousagi and someone that posts ogey rrats. I already knew that, dumb nousagi.
I wish Mori actually knew how to play this shit and ideally they'd get like 2 other collabmates. Four player legendary campaign is legit fun as fuck
>>30287673Sorry but I can smell your rot from a mile away corpsenigger
So obviously, Ame dropping a "ya boys" and "guh" means they clearly rib each other, and the t-bag bit shows they obviously have chemistry. I'm sad that they decided to play a game that required Mori to learn so they couldn't do bants with each other.
>>30287638AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30287676not even a deadbeat, you honestly have to be ESL to not know what teabagging is
>>30287621What’s the time stamp on the vid?
>>30287319Nobody but the faggots here give a fuck about the fact Gura had a friend she used to play online with two years ago.
>>30287688given that they ended so soon probably
>>30287688Anon, it's Sunday...
>>30287319Don't get distracted, the real YAB was the people who harassed HIM which caused him to unfollow her and delete all tweets related to him.It's unknown if it was the schizos from here or other places though but we have posted proof that we had multiple anons to broke out of containment.
>>30287467She played Halo 2 and has been on the internet for at least 10 years, there's no way she wasn't just putting Ame on the spot to see how she's explain it.
>>30287589Don't anti-post and you're still clear for Unity, anon.
>>30287685>Mori-artyheh.
>both of their stomachs hurtPeriods synched?
>>3028720810/10 if you remove the game, minimize the window and just listen to their unenthusiastic tone.
Imagine seeing Ame asking if her low bitrate was bad and going "No it was fine" when it was clearly not.Then going "nothing to worry about it was fine" when she apologizes and says she'll fix it for next time.
>>30287681There has to be a tiny hint of truth to any good RRAT, anon. Try again.
This is the most random Hologra cast ever
>>30287638Kind of erotic, but it's also cute when I think about how she was trying to imitate Mori. Fuck...
>>30287689https://youtu.be/szEpN-JJprIRushia singing SSS as well
>>30287688They both got motion sickness, which is probably why they ended it so soon.
>>30287625>hlgg is full of autistic retards who can't understand social cuesWho would've thunk?
>>30287610She can't have children after her mom's boyfriend beat her up.
>>30287437Because CE (1st game released) wasn't cooperating so they went with Reach (1st game story-wise)Also because all the games released post-Reach have been made by 343i instead of Bungie. And 343i has run Halo into the fucking ground.
>>30287560>Mori and Ame are the same personOh cool, a new narrative and it's an actually difficult one because of all the counter-evidence. Have fun with that.
>>30287685gura.. don’t look
>>30287638Thank you deadbeats/10
>>30287547So you're saying they're OGEY?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SALUTE WATSON
>>30287685I'm pretty sure she's talking about us, anon
>>30287647And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Jay.
Holy shit Luna's thumbnail is cute
>>30287598stop trying to trick me into thinking this 0 years old baby is sexy
>>30287569They may have unironically fucked off to their Discord
>>30287697as long as she reads it and shows thighs ill be happy.
>>30287341>Bling bling, cha-ching-ching-ching, black perzon ima-nig-ga rap rap rapWhat did Mori mean by this?
>>30287435That's not the one we don't tako bout.
>Well Calli, teabagging is an act where you crouch repeatedly above a downed player to simulate the act of dipping testicles on their face in a similar manner to dripping a teabag in a cup of hot water as a sign of disrespect.I can't believe Mori ruined the collab by forcing Watson to say this.
>>30287685Will you survive a double date with the both of them?
>>30287615I love you to deadbrat
>>30287638Perfect
I think their chemistry has potential, but neither of them seemed to be into the game much at all. Dno if they should up the difficulty a little or what.
>>30286726Why is Torte... so bad at acting?
>>30287462Gura will never b with u cause shes with Jay
>>30287740what other reason would she have to end so soon?
>>30287740Anon, it's a private tutor...
>>30287569They donate during zatsudans usually
>>30287208teabag/10wish calli wasn't bringing her own skills down, I felt like they were both doing fine.pretty fun moments like driving off the cliff and the ending
>>30287610You will never get to rub it and give her hot cocoa
>>30287638EROI
>>30287755>Oni againIs the hologra animator Ayame's boyfriend or something?
Why does this clown still need to strip mine?
>>30287638thank you Mori for existing as we have received a blessing
Alright bros...Polkahttps://youtu.be/Ztgk30jtp4wRushiahttps://youtu.be/szEpN-JJprILunahttps://youtu.be/u2skXx-uCBY
>>30287731??? Mori will have to learn every game. She still doesn't know how to 1v1 an enemy in minecraft
>>30287638Thanks Mori
>>30287425I still wish it was with Ina since she marginally knows how to play a video game but I'm still alright with what we got I suppose. I hope they do custom games, maybe that'll help with their gameplay a bit - especially Mori, it might be helpful to have her learn against others.
>>30287638I cummed / 10
>>30287638Erotic
>>30287785My dick won't
>>30287446Mori asked if Ame wanted to go to the ocean, Ame said yeah, and Mori called her bluff.
>>30287685It's called a hate-sex.
Been dreading this collab but it was actually pretty good. I give Mori and deadbeats too much of a hard time. Mori is cute and most of you deadbeats are OK.
>>30287755holy fuck!it’s the two whores and the paypig farmer that shows her panties to random strangersit’s the three whores!
>>30287319You got to admit it was hilarious though, we already knew about him for months and at the time chumbuds just accepted the narrative that they aren't even in contact anymore because of his depressionposts. Now during one of the most hyped streams for chumbuds near the end of the stream Jay suddenly popped up and it just debunked the whole narrative and everything spiralled out of control. It was certainly not on the same level as the Amegeddon but it's equally as funny
>>30287757i dont wacth sluts sorry
>>30287612It's honestly hilarious imagining how you'd explain this whole thing to someone outside this board. Like all the shit with the past relationships, present contact theories, etc etcAnd all a normal person sees is "Oh hey, some dude logged on to animal crossing" and that's the end of it.
>>30287713Not him but I've been watching him the entire time
>>30287676>Your oshiNice try, but you can't hide your retardation like this.
>>30287529>>30287651You can cope all you want, but the truth is that you wont get to reach her, no matter how hard you try. She will never express any feelings towards you personally and you will never be with her. You can have your little plans and fantasize about your dates or your high school tier dreams or singing to her and making her yours all you want. Nothing will change. You'll be without her. Except in your lucid dreams or as a tulpa. Better rev up those fantasy reps.
>>30287720Let me enlighten you to something.https://streamable.com/gupla1
>>30287589I watched entirely through Mori. Her "Peace!" was extra cute today.
>>30287506It was Ame who wanted to stop, because she doesn't care about the story and just wants to zoom and shoot, like in her Apex.
>>30287660>goodJesus your standards are low. There were no yabs sure but that was a boring as hell collab. AmIna would have been way more kino for a Halo collab.
>>30287425What are you talking about? Mori ruined it.
>>30287638Honestly lewder than anything Gura did today
>>30287712You sound insufferable
>>30287425All me
>>30287785Would you survive a double paizuri from them?
Man it's going to take months just to beat Halo Reach. Imagine having a Mori Ame collab every week for the next 2-3 months while apparently AmeGura collabs aren't allowed anymore because they were too good.
>>30287638My nigga that's an actual sex noise
>>30287688Probably just wants to take a nap before the debut stream.https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1335453378172702720
>>30287763Where did you get this from, all I’ve found is that one of them forcibly cracked her toes
>>30287208Guh /10Hopefully they will do a collab where they can talk more.
>>30287727They're literally one and the same, all posters who are fun and usually post nothing of value to anybody but themselves are nousagis. The guy who posts towa baby is also a nousagi.
>>30287808Aight poruka it is
>>30287835I prefer this https://streamable.com/lyemre
>>30287341>not realizing the Nigger of Nippon vocaroo was actually the real Mori
>>30287806I mean she quite literally says she has no plan soooo
>>30287835this always makes me laugh
>>30287599Yes ma'am!
>>30287712Are you implying people watch her for her skill? She's decent enough on Apex, gets a few wins.
>>30287729Eh, there are much better games for 4-player, and 4-player kind of sucks for a gen of 5 since someone has to get left out. Halo is a nice game for two. Custom games with fans would be incredibly fun though.
Post Haachama
>>30287638What if we get these noises during her RFA stream?
>>30287638Time stamp in stream??
>>30287752This is why I believe Ame comes to these threads, she cares about her stream quality way too much to put up with these faggot-ass beta cucks saying "no miss it's perfect!!" no matter how laggy or fucked things are.
>>30287838>BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M MAD!meds
>>30287542>>30287818Seems like Dunkey's her oshi too
>>30287790The first few levels of RReach are fucking boring. They'll have a lot more fun next session, because the next 3 levels are pure kino.
>>30287660it was fucking boring
>>30287625That's what I meant you retard.
>>30287790Yeah normal difficulty is pretty brain dead. They'd ideally want to be on atleast Heroic so that theyre actually at risk of dying from enemy gunfire.
>>30287790Looking at this art it was kind of ironic that Ame refused to use any plasma guns aside from the one.
FUCK THIS JAY NIGGA THIS INCIDENT HAS RUINED HOLOLIVE FOR MENEED TO TEACH THESE BITCHES PROPER STREAM ETIQUETTE
>>30287879guh~~
>>30287874
>>30287170It's definitely not that bad. I heard one ID indie chuuba that people are saying could be a roommate, but that could just be a coincidence that sounds like Crazy Frog when talking in Indog, so i'm satisfied with Anya's voice (even if Ollie's is MUCH better).
>>30287045I found it funny how both Ollie and Melfissa declared the other their little sister, only for Ollie to be the older sister in the dynamic. Hopefully Melfissa develops well over time.
why won't mori stream longer than 2 hours?
>>30287589All unity means is not being an anti. It doesn't mean you have to watch everyone's stream. You can avoid 100% of someone's streams and still be unity as long as you don't shit on them.
https://youtu.be/ljZwKRVrMps>COOOOOOOM !I fucking hate you guys that's all I can hear
>>30287638Thanks to Ame, Mori will teabag me. Thanks to Mori, teamates got a GUH.Is this how the strongest alliance begins?I'm all for it.
>>30287790Got better once they didn't have to stop every few seconds to explain how to play the game, the last 25 minutes or so were way better.
>>30287319I would also like to add that that thing was already posted earlier. It just didn't stick that time.
>>30287676I can honestly believe she doesn't know. It's not like she's played much FPS games.
Also...Azki https://youtu.be/IkKMAy5usUs
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH WORT WORT WORT
>>30287498That's why any time I see it I scream it at the top of my lungs before it has time to enter my brain. Been racism free since '03.
>>30287868Imagine infection with Ame and a bunch of autists from here, that would be comedy gold.
So how long until part 2?
>>30287712Probably distracted and didn't want to actually sweat it when playing with a newbie who had to ask to confirm WASD is for movement
>>30287638This can be used to make lewd sound compliations, thanks
>>30287809I mean like learning controls n shit since she has no idea how to play FPS on the keyboard. She probably had to consciously remember where her left hand was at all times, things like that.
So which is the worst EN collab?
>>30287874CAWNTREE WOOAADS TAKE MEE HOOOOME
>>30287879Rushia will be dethroned
>>30287341>>30287782No joke, but this right here could unironically get her cancelled.
>>30287913KEK
>>30287846basded
>>30287900Calm down, Matsuri. They're just friends.
Mori loves Halocope anti's
>>30287906>>30287910
>>30287834Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!
Where's all the cunny I was promised?
>>30287685cute couple
>>30287462fuck you cuckgeta
>>30287623She's streamed at this hour or earlier every day this week. Also I'm pretty sure I saw one of them while Mori was fighting the white elite on the roof.
>>30287922
>>30287790I think part of the problem was that the begging is so piss easy that Mori can just stand there and click on enemies, and thats boring as fuck.
http://poal.me/scxitihttp://poal.me/scxitihttp://poal.me/scxiti
>>30287879What will Ame's ringfit thread be like?
>>30287270Among many anons who likely nutted, one anon literally nutted in his hand and posted it during the stream
>>30287806>no planalso she's just exploringclown is having fun
>>30287757No thanks.
>>30287884It was the post credits bit.>>30287914Yes, deadmates rise up
>>30287887>putting far more emphasis to my words than I ever didYou seem pretty upset, retardchama, maybe save some of those meds for yourself.
>>30287922UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHRT UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHRT UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHRT
>>30287936Good cover
>>30287561Ame and Mori are motion sick because they are pregnant. Probably minehttps://streamable.com/32k7bh
>>30287859>we lost Mori's cute JP rep/batsu streams because of NijiniggersAin't ever gonna forgive this.
>>30287934So far? I think it's widely accepted that Mori x Ina collab was the worst
>>30287730
>>30287914No, Iname and Gurame is still more entertaining
>>30287849>AmeMoriSource?
>>30287866Apex must be the most forgiving game in the world. Shields, shield recharges, health abilities, escape abilities, picking up downed teammates, reviving dead ones. Halo isn't even hart literally Babbys first FPS
>>30287951Wait tommorow
>>30287951It died when Gura snapped us back to reality
>>30287934mori/ina was a chore to watch
I've been listening to this Polka for about five minutes and her voice is doing things to me.
>>30287341I’m unironically going to share the ame clips with some content creators that’ll make sure it gets the word outThanks dude
>>30287914I'm surprised a game could detract from two people interacting as much as it did. Those last few minutes gave me hope.
>>30287294That's the problem, though. Your scale is calibrated to fucking Moona.
>>30286893Gura can shoot a black male live on screen and still gets away with it
>>30287911Next month anon. She won’t have to work and can stream full time
>>30287922Goddamn aliens
>>30287850toss this tweet into 'Calli doesn't care for Hololive' bag
>>30287951Jay in the back!!
>>30287674Kill yourself, retard.
>>30287561kiaras most sensitive body part is her belly
>>30287951Hoocha?
ever since seeing what SameTori and what MoriAme offered to us you know what ever since this Jay bullshit I don't mind if GuraAme is done for, it would be too awkward in my schizo heart to see them have teetee moments now
>>30287934Mori/InaHands down
>>30287341>Ame was just imitating someone though so it's not that bad. But just imagine if some Twitter sjw found out what Mori said in the past.Something about this post just screams that it was made by Amenigger.
>>30287835...
>>30287425Based, doomposters BTfO
>>30287522>>30287518>>30287515>>30287513>>30287511>>30287510>>30287509Timestamp?
>>30287963Gosling but faster.
>>30287834based realist
>livechat is gone for gura's RFAanyone got a download of the unedited one?
>>30287951
>>30287319Even 5ch's going along with the shitpostingYou should know better by now not to take the bait
>>30287963>N**t is now playing Animal Crossing
I think I'm a GurAmeMori fag now. Does this trio have a good name? Is it just "Bitchin' Kitchen"?
>>30288016>Timestamp?at the end
>>30287834Kill yourself
>>30288016Right here
>>30287848Once December is over they'll be able to do longer streams.
>>30287991She does have amazing voice control
>>30287804She has to make up to Cover, because she has been a lazy piece of shit all year.
>>30288018>But fasterA thread of only Goslings when?
>>30288014i never did finish this game
>>30286770Bro the Haachama rrat lasted for days...jayposting is gonna be the meta until at least the dude explicitly proves that they're not dating. This is gonna be the same shit with Ame again
>>30287934Mori/Ina.Mori unironically no jokes ruined that collab.
>>30287934Mori Ina (specifically Lethal League, the first collab they had was fine) easily, and I'm a dyed in the wool deadbeat. The first group collab after debuts was pretty bad, but I'm willing to forgive it considering how nervous they all were.
>>30287547Not much. Ogey rrat only became a thing because nousagis spammed it, but it's transcended the nousagis and is just a part of these threads now.
>>30288023yes
>>30288016At the very last second of the archive, but mind you half of it was cut off by jewtube
>>30287983Boy are you in for a surprise.
>>30288030Pls no
>>30287993I unironically think that the game was eating up all of Mori's brainpower since she'd never played M+KB before and couldn't take the time to learn since she had to keep up with Ame.
>>30287911Here's the list:>tired>busy>sick>"working hard">BONUS: doing some [you are here] activity like going on an anituber podcastYou can watch all of her streams, she rolls a die to figure out which excuse she'll use
>>30288009Reminder Ame got creampied inside multiple times, so you shouldn't watch her either :)
>>30288002IDs aren't Hololive?
I missed the collab, how was it.
>>30287341Those are not on her twitter tho, imagine if someone made a collage of these posts and threats on 4chan and used them as proof that 4chan wants to take her down, kek
>>30287879I don't think I would survive.
Ames Collab TierlistS rankAme x Gura (Peak synergy)A RankAme x Kiara (They have a nice back and forth and usually come out with some memorable moments whenever they collab)B RankAme x Ina (comfy but nothing too crazy)C RankAme x Enma (want more)E RankAme x Mori (please never again)
Nousagis I have a very real confession that I need to make.I do not know my social security number
>>30287913Why is Ayame always in these animations, and why is she always so cute?
>>30288040That almost makes sense.
>>30287978>>30287990>>30288008Why exactly was the Mori/Ina collab bad?
>>30287194Didn't really feel it. Ame and Mori need to get more comfortable around each other so they can joke around more. Doesn't help that apparently I've been lied to all these years because Halo doesn't look amazing in any way. As a one-off it was perfectly fine but I fucking dread having months of these collabs if it means we get less collabs with other people from Ame. Why did she pick Mori out of all people to do a 15 hour + multiplayer playthrough with?
>>30287874pepeloni
>>30287911Give it a month, apparently its going to change.
>>30288056You got it all wrong anon, she's busy pleasing my dick.
>>30287638
>>30288076ogey
>>30287963Depends on how she wants to play it. Personally I think she will sound too much like an actual dying gremlin for people to find it anything other than hilarious.
>>30287621Is there a reason Youtube is like this by the way? The last second or two of every vod is cut off, why?
>>30287836Not really, but the buh-bye was up there.>>30287589>multi-stream watchingNever understood how you fucks do it. I'm already unfocused enough with a stream and the thread at the same time.
Tenchou doing her emo reps
>>30287934Ina Kiara>>30288045I liked Ina Mori as a Tako
Why is Yankee such a common word for americans in japanese? Is it beause of the base ball team? I wouldn't expect them to know that word or what it means
>>30287975>Mori now has 6 streams that people will forget to count the next time they want to talk shit about her 'never streaming'
>>30287913>>Ayame fucking off when trouble happensat least they know
>>30288058Literally all of them. If you think women above 20 are virgins you legit have schizophrenia
The Deadbeat-Teamates schismsSoon the bloodshed will end all that will be left is goslings and ghostlings
>>30286828I honestly don't care I assume any women over 20 has been fucked. Even autistic mori who's neverh ad a bf has likely gotten some dick, but gura is clearly flirting with him. Shes not upset with the topic in anyway
>>30287934First EN group collab. The Gang Beasts one where Kiara hid in a corner for half the collab was bad too.
>>30288076>Ame x Mori (please never again)They just need better games, fuck Halo fags
>>30288080>Why is Ayame always in these animationsthey have to get her to do something since she wont stream
>>30288045That lethal league collab was painful. But the ina/mori art stream was really good
>>30287208That was a really good stream. Was able to easily sit back and relax and just enjoy, though cutscenes will always be boring.
>>30287808>Polka playing MC, 1 of the best singers in Hololive, and the objective worst singer in Hololive.I'm gonna watch the best singer naaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>30287319Probably because it's a switch notification. It's not like there's an ass ton of posts of HER swooning about him. She probably has lots of people from her past in contact. Hololive isn't witness protection.
Now that every EN have had their 1on1 collabs with each other, what do you think?>Which collabs were enjoyable?>Which pairings need more work?>Which collab would you like to see next?
>>30288058virginchama.. most people just use condoms
>>30288098>copying MoriBretty cringe my fellow rrats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OqdMmdmAlg&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-ENEyes bags Gura is kinda hot.
>>30288076Ame collab tier list>S tierGurame>A tierIna>B+ tierKiaraHaato>D tierMori>who tier?RBC
>>30287913Is it true that pic related helps makes those skits
>>30288085Just go watch it and make up your own mind. After all, it only lasts 66 minutes
>>30288098She trying to copy Mori? That's actually kinda cute.
>>30288076A-Chan x Enma when?
>>30288085Remember when you where a kid and you went over to your friends house to play video games, but he only had one controller so he just made you watch him play?
>>30288023Wait a sec.. So then what was edited out?
>>30287615>EvenThey're the best though, only below OCfags.
>>30288070It was alright, some pretty good moments especially at the end. Felt like a little sister teaching their autstic older sister how to play an fps
>>30288041Were you not here yesterday?
>>30287790Too much starting and stopping to talk to NPCs or wait for cutscenes to finish. I don't even remember playing Reach, does it ever get any better about this?
>>30288104>he lacks the critical information
Fun fact: The first time someone decided to use ogey and rrat in the same post was in response to Risu. Take that for what you will.
>>30288023What's the point of removing livechat when she had it up on the screen? Must be a youtube processing thing, it'll be back.
>>30287975She could do her reviews. JLPT is on nijiniggers, but she didn't have to cut all JP streams. Shame, I really enjoyed them.
Hilarious how you fucks had a meltdown just because some dude in Gura's friend list wanted to play Animal Crossing.
>>30288076S+++ rankGura x Jay (That's what being in a relationship gets you)
>>30288097I had Mori's open but focused on Ame's view mostly. I looked over at Mori's if it seemed like she was doing something dumb or funny occasionally.
>>30287808pagliacci it is then...
>>30288029>stale narrativeKys, cuck
>yoga More braps?
>>30288078we'll have to dox you to find it, post some personal info
>>30288085no real synergy or even energy. I was talking about the first collab since I completely forgot about the lethal league one, which was even worse since ina doing nothing/not being included half the time and the game itself was scuffed as shit.
>>30288098I wanna hear chicken sing Black Parade
I love this shark too much
>>30287682We need a unitypraying.jpg so for now I’m leaving this Ina to thank you for your sermon.
>>30287934Mori and Gura's first collab hurt to watch as a chumbud
>>30288126>>30288110I just realized I replied to THAT fag, my bad
>>30288147No I was asleep
>>30288097It works fine for 2 viewpoints. You just play audio from one source and then switch between whoever is doing the action. I have 10 streams playing at once during Among Us and just unmute the impostors.
>>30288098So she’s essentially just using Mori’s material again? What’s she gonna do sing my chemical romance even worse?
>>30288131This is correct
>>30287984Oh I figured out why girls like Apex, kekI always thought it had something to do with guaranteed loot phase
>>30288125I definitely want more SameTori and TakoTori collabs, especially since now Ina and Kiara have had a lot more time to get used to each other.
>>30287914These dolls look kinda cursed
>>30288155Why do you have this knowledge?
>>30288055Yeah, I think this'll be like Mori with minecraft, if she wants to learn, she either needs someone to actively teach her a bit or she needs to experiment by herself.
>>30288125I want more of everything
>>30288085Lethal League Classic was a shit gameMori got flabbergasted
>>30287790They will be destroyed on Heroic.
>>30288143They always make me laugh. I can't hate them at all. I can also relate.
>>30288087>Why did she pick Mori out of all people to do a 15 hour + multiplayer playthrough with?Because they're friends and Mori's been wanting to get gud at fps games for a while
>>30288098imagine her singing German emocore music
>>30288129>>30288134Shes been talking about doing this before Mori did the karaoke streams.
>>30288132Probably they are similar in nature to the Gamebu ones and her own originals, she's (was) pretty based and you guys should put Etra and Moemi in your indie pocket.
>>30288125Gurame, GurinaCalli x everyone, KiarainaGurame all day erry day
>>30288130This stream is either gonna be cancelled or last 5 minutes when she falls apart from DOMS
>>30288155ogey, rrat
>>30288130Think Jay will show up again?
>>30287826not to keep beating a dead horse but they probably aren't in contact anymore. My online friend list still has someone I have punched in the face because I think it would be rude to delete him even if we're never going to talk again.
>>30288157It's not chan or ch without schizo anon.
>>30287951It came with a price very few of us were able to pay.
>>30288171Not as much as she loves Jay
>>30288155I was among the first people to post the naive rrat thing and hate myself for killing the R.RAT stamina restoration ritualpost
>>30288098I'm so thankful Kiara has never been with a man since living in Japan
>>30287206I do hope that they calm down with the Twitch lingo. I don't even remember any ENs saying simp on their own (ignoring TT holding a gun up to Mori's head, trying to make her to call deadbeats simps). And even then, "whale" sounds like a better term to use. Hopefully they grow to have a better streaming vocabulary, i can see "pog" and "simp" getting old quickly and it will just shit up the chat.
>>30288055It's the only reason I could think of. I think Mori just needs to accept she's bad at FPS games and charge headfirst without thinking too much, and experiment with the mechanics rather than stress about them. I don't know if she's capable of that though, considering how often she mentioned it throughout the stream.
>>30288151This next mission theyre doing is the last one I believe where theres a forced stop and talk to an NPC section Actually that mission is full of massive skips for speedrunner frens
>>30288130Is Gura going to die? Seriously.
>>30288203friends?do yoh faggots just use that term for everything because you never had genuine friendships?they’re colleagues, faggot.
>>30288029warosu 30159897#p30160390 do your reps
>>30288076Swap Ina and Kiara, then swap Kiara and Mori
wtf luna actually makes farting noises
>>30288087she likes hanging with Moriwhy do you think she'd go for 5 weeks of Overcooked?
>>30288134>>30288129>he wasn't there for the WoW AMV watchalongngmi
>>30288224Must be hard being horny in vegetarian land.
>100k viewsNo way it was only 11k viewers especially with how short it was.
>>30287341>>30287939Cover isn't a western company and Mori doesn't live in America so they don't have to pretend to give a fuck. Black people are already a comedy race in Japan.
Luna just farted again.
>>30288157This is barely above the loserbait yab
>>30288224anon...
>>30288085Legit the worst collab. As a tentabro I was seething see Mori basically Invited Ina to sit in the back and do nothing
>>30288237If she goes on with the stream, yes
>>30288104Yankee is just a common word for Americans among foreigners.In the US, it refers to east coastersIn the east coast, it refers to people from New EnglandThat's just how it is.
>>30288195>search up ogey rrat>search by oldestIt's not that hard, anon>>24514070
>>30288203Well Gura wants to learn Apex with Ame. Doesn't mean she wants to schedule 20 hours of streams with her.
>>30288248No shit.
>>30288230The zombie says it, and uses it unironically on twitter far too much.
>>30288157Wait, did something happen during the RFA stream?I tapped out after the first hour.
>>30287634I'm asking who posted that there, but that one seems to have flown over a few heads.
I don't even like Mori but it's silly to blame their synergy on this, any combo of ENs would be the exact same with talking about the game the whole time instead of just chatting. And yes that includes Gurame.
>>30288154livechat is removed whenever the vtuber edits the video, like when she removed the taiwan flag from the protein one
>>30288132no one even fucking knows anymore. If he actually does, then someone should update this already
>>30288251chuubas don't fart retard
>>30288224Me too. She's probably the purist of all HoloEn
>>30288157She had a personal friend on her work account, quick way to break the illusion
Thread is dying, so meidos won't notice me saying I love Koopa!
>>30286828This. No woman would refer to herself as a prostitute even with her friends. (Even if she was a real one). That Jay dude was shamelssly asking for prostitutes despite Gura being right there in the vicinity. She's even like, "wtf." I hope JP bros don't fall for this. Gura isn't even my oshi but that's still bullshit.
>>30288095Wrong. She knows why people watch RFA. If/When she does it, it's because she's indulging them.
>>30287991First time?
>>30288216His depression posting was 13 months ago, their latest contact was at least 7 months ago. Not that it matters, they are still at best close ONLINE friends
>>30288250c-chocoball...
>>30287341>Forced to write a song about trannies to ensure that others know she's wholesome 100>Will still somehow get cancelled by niggers in future when some autist posts the screenshot on reddit or TwitterIt's all so tiresome...
>>30288087Halo Reach only has 10 levels. They've played a fifth of the game.
>>30287341Kill yourself nigger
>>30287716>the way the spikes frame her cheeksReal neat, never noticed that