/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This one

>switching CE for Reach

>>30284034
I agree.

It has been a four hours since Jay logged on Animal Crossing! I hope he enjoys his time playing with his villagers and expand his island.

JAY LOVE

The 2hus...

>>30284169
Oh no!!!

Halo bros post your spartan and your weapon weapon

>Grenade Launcher

People said Ame is good at FPS yet she cant figure out how to switch weapons or that only certain weapons have scopes

Just woke up. Why the fuck are we playing Reach?

>>30285024
343 can't code for shit and broke CE co-op.

>>30285024
Same reason normies start with fate zero, they think narrative order is more important

Calli is almost out of ammo so she'll have to use a new gun soon.

>>30284952
Rip hopes for boomer shooters

Jay

>>30285210
wew
I unknowingly stumbled upon fate as Fate/Zero first and dropped it because the experience was shit. Always go release order.

Just woke up. I can't believe that Gura is fucking a black guy as we speak....

How did we let this happen to our daughter, Chumbuds?

so i havent watched in a couple months has mori upgraded her pc yet

>>30284952
>>30285292
My hopes lie with Gura, starting with Classic Doom.

IM GONNA SUCK MY OWN DICK IF AME MISSES ANOTHER IN-GAME POP-UP

>It's not Halo 1 but fucking Reach.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

>>30285481
fag reach is better

[Spoiler]test[Spoiler/]

Gura has the most casual fanbase in hololive. I don't mean that in a bad way, what I mean is that she caught lightning in a bottle and has a huge fanbase that are Gura fans, not hololive fans. I bet a sizable portion of Gura fans don't even know what hololive is. This is to her advantage because her fan base aren't idol fags like us and aren't going to give a shit about Jay. They probably didn't even give the notification a 2nd thought. Shark wins again.

>>30284017
>AHHH HE'S COMING DOWN AFTER ME
kusa

>>30285619
>This is to her advantage because her fan base aren't idol fags like us and aren't going to give a shit about Jay
Go look at her chat when the notification popped up

>>30285619
Who the fuck is Jay?

>>30285619
The fact that half the idolfags here didn't know about the jay shit already shows just how hard newfags have infested this place

>>30285722
Sane people watch the stream. Only schizos actually post in chat when there is no chance Gura is going to read it or even see it.

>>30285732
Gura's yab.

>>30284017
I don't mean to be a numberfag but wth, less than15k viewers is bad.

Did yagoo stopped paying for bots.

Ah its another "Mori spends the whole ep learning basic mechanics"
Should have just 1v1 blood gulch hour imo

>BigDadAbs
??

>>30285732
Some Friendzoned poor fag with depression.

>>30285498
reach is the worst bungie halo, literally began the downfall of the franchise

>It's been 50 minutes

>>30285481
1 would have been a shit show with the ping between NA and Japan though

>Hey Calli
>Yeah?
>You ever wonder why we're here?

Gura should do mukbang streams

Remember how good CE pistol was and how bad CE ghost was?

>>30285722
literally its the same 1k people typing in chat at all times

>BigDadAbs
ROUND 2

RRATS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30286049
Timewarping like the Chief in cryo-sleep.

>learned from the best
Truly the protag of Hololive

>neither of them gets on the warthog gun

>>30286120
Gura should stream.

>>30284121
JAY LOVE

Fear not /hlgg/
LEAVE THE RRATS TO ME!

Cali almost got spawn killed

Ame and Mori are cute as usual today. Turbo based. Fuck rrats.

>hear Reach
>think it's riichi mahjong
>it's fucking Halo

>>30286118
This should have just ended at S13.

>>30286136
Holy Sigmar, bless this ravaged body

If you think that they didn't have or currently don't have male friends then you're mentally ill.
They're human beings too, they have the right to have friends from either gender.
And I'm talking about all of them now, not just Gura. What matters is that you enjoy the streams, also bringing up the past is actually retarded, do you really think that it makes any difference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGG3eFbspg

This collab has real 'little sister teaching big sister how to play' vibes, and I like it.

BaysideTooth750...

>ywn be run over by Ame and Mori in a Jeep

why live

>>30286130
Pizza dad is extending his twin cocks into Ame and Mori simulataneously

>>30285732
Gura's fren in which schizos will drive to suicide

>>30286144
>S13
Try S5

now fags will start spamming Mori and Ame with friend requests.. sasuga

>>30286140
Yeah, they're really cute. But they sound super focused on the game.

I just realized Ame's going to get used to the fucking sprint. I'm losing my mind. I'm only 19 and I feel like I might go insane since this series is quite literally my childhood.

>Her tunnel vision is so narrow that she can't even see the notifications
Now I know why she couldn't see the BT dialogue boxes

>>30284017
>>30286075
Look I’ll agree if you’re trying to reach MAX potential. But I’m talking about just getting gud. You can be GOOD at FPS without a fucking mouse and keyboard. Not the best. Just decent enough to shut up autist as a virtual anime girl playing casual games on steam

>>30286120
only if she streams herself eating dick

>>30285361
he cant be stopped.

>Tfw no 4 player HoloEN LASO run

>>30286118
based

>>30286148
To permavirgin SEAnigger /hlg/ losers, yes it, matters, because they'll never have a girl talking to them ever.

>>30285024
They actually tried to get CE working but somehow it didn't work

>>30285481
Ame probably could handle CE, but Mori would spend half the game dead even on normal. Imagine her trying to do the Library mission where all the Flood chase after you. The game was weirdly hard, I suppose it was a different time and standards of difficulty were different.

>Mori running straight at the dropship
Moririn, my dear...

I FUCKING LOVE MORI!

Ame is cute too!

They're right, Legendary is mostly an exercise in perseverance, fights are just so long. Heroic is the sweet spot.

>mori shooting everything but the jackals
This aim is incredible

Mori really doesn't vibe fps huh, can't even blame her for sucking this time when the game is a snorefest.
I'm off to bed, make the best of the deadmatebros.

>>30285732
Ja Mama
Hahahaha gottem

Rushia is the lewdest vtuber of all time

I don't think Mori has hit the reload button yet.

It's been fun, see you all in a few hours to UOOGHHHHH!

>>30286118
No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

>>30286163
YAB

>>30286130
Fuck i missed it, Ame or Mori?

>>30286148
Based makimaposter

>>30285210
>>30285024
To be fair, they tried CE and had connection issues, like everyone knew they would. release order is still correct though.

>>30286150
It's kinda weird too how I always saw Mori as the big sister during the Gura collab and the Overcooked one. Though it's a shame that FPS don't leave much room for banter.

ITS TIME FOR OUR TEST OF FAITH CHUMBUDS THE WEAK MUST BE CULLED

>>30286180
She is a whore

I hope a holo plays ODST

>>30285722
chats will ALWAYS spam whatever they see on screen, I guarantee most of them don't give a shit about it

>>30286180
Psh, bet

>>30286182
Only doom experience. She probably doesn't know she can reload.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Jay did this entire stunt on purpose.

Think about it like this, Jay is lonely and depressed. He probably hasn't talked to Gura/HER for months due to reasons we will never know. Jay knows that HER is Gura, so he's aware of the rabid idol culture that surrounds someone like her. It's more than likely that he did this on purpose for attention, specifically, attention from Gura herself.

After the incident, Gura probably contacted him and concernfagged to make sure he wasn't getting harrassed. This meant that Jay finally reestablished some semblance of a relationship with Gura through this yab. This also explains why the VOD went private and came back without any edits. Gura probably asked Jay if he's OK with the yab moment. If you still don't believe me, imagine the absolute ecstasy Jay is feeling right now by putting yourself in his shoes.

1. Your crush (Gura/HER) is giving you attention after months of radio-silence.
2. Your crush is concerned for your well-being due to her own mistake. (Makes Jay feel like the victim)
3. Your failing streaming career is gaining more traction.

The absolute genius did this on purpose, and /hlgg/ fed into it. The more you harass and shit on him, the more attention he gets from Gura. Keep that in mind.

>>30286149
Absolutely blessed, I smile every time I see this

How's the stream going? Been busy with work. Mori still don't know she's not supposed to think akas during collabs?

Moris guna end collab at 1hr 30min cause she has a meeting right? Same as every stream

>I really like the needler

>>30276131
>>30276059
Congrats on being right

>>30286073
Hopefully soon so I can have bro tier streamers I can understand and are actually good at games

>>30286184
I will be there with you bro. Staying up though.

Post Gura's best song. For me it's this.
https://youtu.be/Oc2Q4d1DbRw

>>30286144
I've already forgotten which seasons were which at this point. 13 was the final season of Chorus, right?

>>30286156
The tonal shift from Blood Gulch to Recovery One was pretty jarring, even with Tex's sub-arc accounted for. I still think it was fine, in the end.

>>30286163
Im trying to watch the collab but the shit in these threads keeps distracting me

Did anyone cap BigDadAbs

>>30284121
JAY LOVE

>>30285732
Gura's black boyfriend.

>male shows up in stream
>i dislike
simple as.

>>30286118
Lmao, I was just thinking about how Mori would fit in that show

>>30286194
Good riddance

I just woke up, how were Gura's and Ame's streams?

>>30286180
/hlg/ please mr tourist

>didn't catch up on the other space dandy watchalongs and skipped today's
>didn't catch up on LoTR and might skip today's kiara watchalong
pain

>Noel inspired by Moona to break out if her shell more
https://youtu.be/FRaT9WCF8-0
hnnnnnnnnggh

mori forgetting mechanics of a game like sprinting is a sign of her becoming tired

>>30286203
its okay-ish.
nothing special to be honest.

>>30285722
It only lasted for three seconds and now her comments page is completely empty of it, it's fine

>>30286161
And with what mori is already good enough to do an enjoyable stream of a game with pad. And playing on mouse and keyboard is a setback to her because she won’t fucking practice the controls. This stream is good for this obviously but it’ll take time for her to catch up to doom eternal pad precision

>>30286202
go to bed rrat

>>30286004
>>30286155
So, people are losing their shit because she has male friends online?

>>30286149
>tail slapping

Reminder for my Clownbors, Polka is on right now. Get in now for Clussy!
https://youtu.be/Ztgk30jtp4w

>>30286149
TY for posting source. Hope YT algo with bless it with the recommend for all to see.

are you looking forward to ravioli's debut

>>30286202
meds

>>30285955
Youtube bug causing all view counts to be lower than usual. They still haven't gotten around to fixing it.

Don't worry, Chumbuds. We all know who's doing this, and who's trying to prolong a three month old issue. It's their last card, and they're going to abuse it if they can, but the first step to this simmering down is already over with them not trying to cut anything out. They don't think it's a big deal, and I don't see why you shouldn't trust them.
Goslings will never not support UNITY.

>11.5k viewers
>10k likes
Yeah it's still bugged. Just how many live viewers did Gura's RFA actually have?

>>30286190
Ame

she also got an invite from someone named something like "xXultimatepwnXx" earlier

>>30286202
Meds

>>30286190
Ame

>>30286180
t. masketta man

>my special skill is doing things everyone can do......
Mori...

>>30285532
>https://files.catbox.moe/ynw2ck.jpg
Is it even possible to top this?

>>30285722
I was eating and just typed Jay cause I saw everyone in chat spamming it too

>>30286202
now that's a rrat

>>30286205
probably unless she doesn't have jap reps today

>>30286194
you don't need faith to see how fucking stupid this new narrative is

>>30285619
that has to be a strange thing for her, being the most successful member of hololive, and at least 500,000 of her subs not even knowing what hololive is

>>30286225
What shell? Catch me up on Noel lore.

>Can you press the button, Calli?
It feels like Ame's babysitting Mori.

>>30286237
Me too. I'm surprised it hasn't already blown up, it's so cute.

>>30286148
The voice actors for the characters can have boyfriends, even if I'd prefer they didn't, there's nothing I can do about that. But the character themselves when they're on-stream should absolutely not, and their job is to prevent their real life from bleeding into their character in that aspect.

>>30286184

>>30286192
Yeah I would have preferred if they started with CE but if Microsoft can't be fucked to give the game decent netcode that's not on them.

>Other Holos are going to see this collab
>They'll buy MCC and start with Reach instead of CE
Not like this...

>>30286148
>They're human beings too
But I'm a human being and I don't have any friends

>>30286224
What are you, stupid?

Halo is such a kusoge

>>30286216
>males in stream
>i dislike
simple as.

"Permission to leave the station"
"for what purpose, Amechief?"
"To ground pound their moms"

>ywn teach mori to play games while she sits in your lap
>ywn climax inside her when gets excited after clearing a level
>ywn be able to tell your children about how they were conceived while their mother was playing vidya

why even live

>>30285955
How the fuck are you retards still making these comments every thread?

https://twitter.com/teamyoutube/status/1335423688863313925?s=21

>>30286241
the only thing goslings are supporting is jay's child support bills lol

>>30286223
fuck off

>>30286251
Calli.....

>>30286202

>>30286217
ohnonononono chumbuds...

>>30286118
I also just realised that the color scheme matches, too. Ame on the left and Mori on the right, even.

REMINDER: Gura will never let you call her a prostitute and anally fuck her

>>30286273
Don't forget pekora's appearance

>>30286252
did she react to this on twitter

I went all in on Kiara a month ago and I've had zero regrets. Say what you will about numberfagging she never betrays her fans.

>>30286255
kek

>>30286212
Belle Delphine gen 2 confirmed?!

>>30286224
just watch LOTR in the gap after this stream ends and before the ID2 debut

It's over.

>my special skill is pushing buttons
is she self-aware?

>>30286234
She has male friends in a different continent that she plays online games with. Some Swedish DbD friends too, if I recall correctly.

>>30286268
She is

Fuck the sore moaning is gonna be great.

>Mori getting in the right side to drive
cute

>>30286202
Please turn your computer off and take a walk outside.

>>30286203
girls being bad at fps and describing what is happening on their screen. Pretty riveting stuff.

>>30286217
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

>>30286222
Ame's is still happening but Gura RFA was awesome. I won't spoil anything but you should watch it.

Worst case the whole Jay thing means is that Gura had a relationship and isn't a virgin, something that is already obvious for a woman. I don't really get what the big deal is. She's not dating now, which is the whole requirement.

>>30286194
Thank god, Teamates became so much more bearable after the worst of them were culled. Hopefully the same happens for the Chumbuds

>>30285619
>like us

>>30286163
kek
>>30286213
Just have the video pop up in the corner of your screen, then you can shitpost 100%of the time while still pretending you really watched anything, like I do.

>>30286300
N-numbers?

>>30286279
>males?
>in my hololive streams?
>i dislike
simple as.

>>30286300
>its real

>>30286202

>>30286310
Japanese license please understand

I can't wait to see mori crashing into every single piece of debri during Long Night of Solace

>>30286193
Honestly it felt like Gura and Mori swapped back and forth depending on the topic to me.

>>30286148
Based and Makimapilled

Why haven
t ame and guracollabbed in so long?

Is Mori somehow more awkward than even Ina?

>>30286236
Blessed clown. I should've known to focus all my feelings on her and don't bother with other girls.

I wish they were decent enough at FPS to talk about something besides the game. I'd rather hear them chat about random stuff than just constant "ohh get that guy!" and asking questions about how to use the guns and stuff

>>30285732
Yet another tenant in the mind of a schizo cuck. Rent free.

Ame you bully

>>30286290
Jay...

>Mori's a better driver than Ame
How?

morichama...

>>30286202
I will never forgive Jay-Z for this.

>>30286300

>>30286275
Imagine how fucked everyone will get by the difficulty spike between the two games when they ditch the pistol since it isn’t as good in Reach.

>>30286202
No one can contradict you because you're right.

>>30286295
i love tenchou!
>in 2 hours
...not enough to stay up till 5 AM, sorry. will watch archive

>>30286242

MORICHAMA!?

FUCK YOU MORI

Mori...

>>30286194
>faith
>for a nothing burger
I mean, sure, at least the schizos died and fuck off somewhere else?

MORI NO

Ahhh stop schizoing about Gura I don't care, I just want to talk about Mori and Amelia committing vehicular suicide!!!

morichama............

I'm dying bros.

>>30286300
>it's real

We're going ocean, right?

>That was SO DOPE
Calli....

>Off the cliff?
>Yes
>Okay
>Wait, I meant no!

>>30285524
stupid fuck

>to the ocean, right?
I can't believe Calli is referencing Dunkey more than Ame

>throwing
they hate this stream, don't they?

Mori love!

Fucking Mori

Oh no, if only Gura had someone to confide in about all her problems and collab with. Like some kind of big sister maybe.

Fucking hell Mori, kek

Holy fuck they are so bad with directions. No wonder every modern game has waypoint markers.

Amelia deserves a better collab partner, Mori is a boring dead fish and a charisma black hole. Its like I'm watching a tumblr whale be a streamer.

This stream has the same energy as all the times I had to let my little brother play Halo splitscreen with me.

>>30286300
Haha I told you fags her growth wasn't sustainable

>Want to go to the ocean?
>...sure?
>Alright, oisho! Let's go!
>No, Callie! No!!
my fucking sides

>>30286194
>the only "chumbuds" remaining are the most indoctrinated and delusional
Pottery.

The rrats are cuter than usual today

ARE WE GOING OCEAN, AME?

>>30286283
I'd even help pay for the baptism fee's if I have to.

>>30286273
I find singapore to be such a strange yet magical place. Yellow and brown people living together in harmony

Is this what Calli's ideal spartan would look like if she had everything unlocked? or would she go for flaming skull?

>>30286202
>Jay is now a fucking transgender nigger 200IQ mastermind

>>30286212
I still can't beleeb she actually collabed with that whore.

Mori your directions reps...

>>30286300
Graduation when?

I think Halo:Reach sucks!

Mori your direction reps...

>>30286343
Did you not watch her LA Noire streams?

>>30286271
>even if I'd prefer they didn't
imagine living like this

>>30286336
We told you she’s a fucking virgin man. Deadbeats aren’t lying about that

>getting lost because of one rock
Calli doesn't sound sleep-deprived. This is organic stupidity.

>>30284952
She opens her inventory to use heals/shields in Apex instead of using the dedicated hotkeys
I'm not surprised by this at all
That makes her cuter than usual!

>>30286202
It wasn't Mori ruining the collabs, it was Jay all along...

>>30286310
Mori's an auschad?

>>30286338
yeah putting me to sleep faster than an Ina stream

>>30286372
Fuck off, your yab is yabest of yabs.

>>30286194
I mean, compared to absolute shitshow that was Amepocalypse, this is nothing so far and only generates new memes. Poor Jay, I hope he won't get harassed into graduating.

>>30286298
I've thought about this but the other two movies have 5 hours combined and it's not even the extended, i just finished downloading all three

>Ame noticed Mori is directionally challenged and 'lets her figure it out'
>Mori notices and dabs on her by driving off the cliff
And you fags said they had no chemistry.

>>30286327
>A woman?
>in MY trash taste stream?
>i dislike
simple as

My suicidal idol reaper is so cute!
Her hapless detective victim is also so cute!

Goddam I love Mori bros.

>>30286202
I'm happy for him. Maybe he'll find escape from harsh reality in soft, warm shark cunny.

>>30286234
>people
Its like 10 falseflaggers/schizos/whatever max. There's always a guy typing in allcaps, a guy using (...) in his posts, someone using cumshart/chumkek/whatever to falseflag. And those are only the ones I can clearly separate into different people.

Gu~uh!

>>30286391
She's dorky enough to use the blue flame effect for maximum edge.

>>30286343
Women drivers, amirite?
>>30286372
Haachama would be a good figure big sister to Gura..?

>>30286300
>all 5ch plus four schizos here
sasuga

>>30286391
This is it, flaming skull would be too ghost rider for her

>>30286338
only gura and ame have demonstrated this capacity
even iname collabs only focus on game relevant shit
see: 51 and nether railways

Nice Ame, shoot Mori in the back!

>Ame shooting Mori in the back
narrative?

>>30286335
Because Gura loves Jay who is black

>>30285524
press ctrl + s

Mori is not a sperg. She's clearly low functioning.

This is the peak of comedy. The pinnacle of humor With this we've evolved past the need for laughter. Big ups to whoever posted this one.

>>30286336
Ina is a quiet introvert. Mori is an unironic autist. Which is more awkward is a matter of taste.

>>30286295
Based. Remember to support Tenchou's wife and friends too though!

>>30286202
Holy shit anon, the depressed nigger just wanted to play Animal Crossing like if he actually wanted to shit on Gura from not upgrading him out of her friend circle he easily could

>>30286242
Speculating 90-95K concurrent. Ended with 300K total views.
Not sure how to feel about Pekora's 1M watch karaoke getting beat by a cooming stream; viewers dropped by 5K after Gura turned out to be way more /fit/ than expected...

is this stream them being somewhat uninterested in the game with the "chemistry" being amelia laughing at mori's autism?

yo that dinosaur alien just manned the car's turret!

Co-op Halo looks fun...

>>30286236
Thanks anon, I didn't realize.

>>30286180
Ever heard of Eve?

>>30286300
it's real chumchuds

>>30286411
Kana had a yab?

Is Mori uniroically retarded

>>30286381
Is Ame also unwatchable now?

The Covenant would have conquered the humans and enslaved them if the scallies didn't betray them
Thats a fact

I'm starting to like Ame, I don't even watch her streams because I'm EU and she streams when I'm sleeping.

>>30286300
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

damn elites in reach look bad ass

I.....FUCKING......LOVE......MORI!

Not feeling the halo collab desu. Is halo really this boring?

>>30286194
d'you reckon bandage boy is what Jay looks like cuz desu i'm kinda gettin jealous of gura here

When's the last time one of these two threw a grenade?

>>30285859

>>30286252
Preggo human centipede with all the EN girls

>>30286322
You already forgot what happened just 2 days ago? Teamates are still the worst.

>>30286202
believable

>>30286300
I wanted to make this exact post earlier but I couldn't figure out how to edit the color. How? Please teach me.

>>30286211
Yeah, even though it had an abrupt shift, it was a good series through 13. Unlike RWBY, which really never benefited from its tonal shift.

>>30286455
It was never ironic.

>>30286448
Co-op Halo is honestly a lot of fun, if you can play the games with a friend, it's absolutely worth it.

>>30286194
Me on the middle left

Whoa Mori just took out an Elite Ultra.

>>30286148
A lot of those people most likely never had a close female friend or gf. Plus hololive breeds purityfags like you wouldn't believe

>>30286403
I prefer it when my real life girlfriends don't have other boyfriends too, and I sure as hell am not watching these girls for their impressive gameplay skills or scintillating commentary.

>>30286212
Why did she covered a song with such lewd lyrics?

>>30286431
InAme 51 was great though, there was plenty of Ina flirting with Ame. I'll give you Minecraft though, that one was pure gameplay talk.

what the actual fuck i just downloaded master chief edition yesterday and beat halo reach today and now theyre playing it?

>>30286202
well, /hlgg/, this is the final boss of schizo posting, how do you proceed?

>>30286391
>Space soldier
>Cyber arm
>Tactical shells
>Skull helmet
>Knife across chest
This is every middle-school boy's badass fantasy rolled into one

Rushia is being really cute right now... in case anybody wanted to watch someone pure to cleanse themselves after all this Jay shit.

>>30286468
>2002
>2001
Who?

>>30286458
and it's a fact that humans betrayed the sangheili

Ame doing all the work while Calli fucks around with 1 ENEMY

>>30286473
lrn2css

guys...
it broken her muscles

>>30286448
It's very fun, will always recommend

>>30286470
>Impregnate one
>The baby is shat out by the next one in the chain

Eugh. FUck no

>>30286320
You’re a cuck

>>30286471
positive gosling spamming is way better than doxxposting

>>30286148
I fucking hate this bitch.
Reze love!

>>30286477
I think that's that anon's problem. It's mine too.

Mori struggling to take down a single fucking elite lmao

>>30286337
Clussy really is best clown. Already warns you against watching other girls streams. She is always watching out for you anon.

https://youtu.be/yf7V_oqWkfg

Mori please
Talk just a little bit more.

>>30286392
i wonder what his vtuber avatar looks like

>>30286460
Ah hello fellow EUbro I haven't slept at night the last 90 days because I watch Ame every single time

>>30286458
good thing the prophets decided to fuck the covenant over in their hour of victory by orchestrating a civil war

Why does it feel like Mori was better at DOOM than this?

>>30286180
>He doesn't seen the vtuber with the penis sniffing ASMR

>>30286300
GURA IS FINISHED

>>30286431
This is a lie

>>30286473
this should be edited to JAAAAAAAAAY!!

>>30286448
Co-op Halo is a ton of fun. The campaigns from 2 onward are even designed with co-op in mind.

>>30286468
hmmm myess nippondesu arigatou rratchama
fucking moon runes

>>30286494
>Rushia
>pure
rumao

>>30286292
>No real carrots stuck in hair

ONE JOB INDIANS!

J*st w*k* *p, what've I missed in the last 7 hours guys?

>>30286504
Jay... You didn't have to be so abusive...

>>30286495
Garlic and <3

>>30286455
>unironic
what has Mori ever done that's been ironic?

>>30286372
Gura your sister...

>>30286202
Why does this read like a yuri schizo post

>>30286509
We have eachother
Co-op?

>>30286495
Your reps, anonchama...

>>30286464
apply that to any game where the people playing have no clue what they're doing and have no interest in what they're playing, but yes halo more like gaylo

>>30286448
I know right? You do remember doing LASO with your bros after school and screaming at each other the whole time, right? Then the fucking triumph of actually finishing it?
They all hate me now...

>>30286506
Sorry anons, I don't see the holos as some weird pretend internet relationship. I see them as entertainers.

>Im a great driver
Mori...

>Absolute state of women drivers

>>30286492
>Very close to what I used
Seems to hold up

Mori's driving antics are the best parts of this collab

>>30284169
whats a twoohoo?

>the driving
Holy fuck, do any of the girls actually drive?

>checkpoint while on one wheel
God I want them to die just to see what happens.

i unironically hope jay kills himself

>I'm a great driver.

>>30286494
>>>/hlg/

>>30286521
She's starting from scratch again, Doom was on controller, this is m+kb.

>>30286492
>This is every middle-school boy's badass fantasy rolled into one
So literally Mori's taste?

>>30286216
Wow only 54 streams with more dislikes!

>>30286495
shion
haato

This is actually KINO now.

>>30286148
Anyone from /a/ remember when Sakamoto married Suzumura and everyone thought it was adorable that Shiki and Mikiya's VAs were married like the characters? I miss that mindset where people could just be happy for the talents instead of being resentful. Yes, it's harder to separate roommates from their vtuber personas than with characters and VAs, but it's still so petty.

>>30286557
>women
>driving

>>30286533
Gura getting fucked by a massive bluejay

>>30286470
I don't know why but I interpreted this as every holoEN girl sticking their head into the other's pussy and sucking the dick of their baby inside the womb

collab ends in 4 minutes

>>30286236
Polka's voice is so fucking interesting, whenever I hear it it's like she's doing 100 different things within it subtly

I played better at halo when I was a kid than these two do as adults

>>30286464
It's alright. It's fun when Ame runs in like a spaz or Mori does something goofy, but otherwise it's not too engaging.

JWU I slept through the fucking RFA and reading this thread alone makes me wish I had watched it live. So just to compensate...
Jay-kun, no!!! You can't maintain your purity while walking *that* close to that girl-slut Gura's grunts! Evacuate the area!

>explain why the fuck this guy keep being brought up

Did Mori get distracted by an akasupa and barrel roll down the hill? Lmao I love this reaper

>>30286561
Do you think Mori is forklift certified?

>>30286521
She played it more. And on pad which she is more comfortable with

>>30284121
JAY LOVE

>>30286167
Yeah, that's why they're still Third World Shitholes... still fighting over trivial shit like how "pure" a girl is or if they looked at any man other than them in the most slightly positive manner...

>>30286549
Based

it's going to be yab when they play halo CE in anniversary graphics

>>30285722

>>30286473
>inspect element
>go to div
>change content to whatever you want
>change css class name from positive to negative
>???
>profit

>>30286252
he always does
we say this every time

>>30286557
>do any of the girls actually drive?
I dont believe so

>>30286505
extremely based

AAAAAAAAAAAAH BROS
I WANT TO BACKSEAT SO BAD
WHY ARE THEY SO BAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEUUUURRGGGHH

>>30286492
>This is every middle-school boy's badass fantasy rolled into one
So, Mori?

>>30286443
How was Luna’s RFA streams received? I briefly stopped by and heard a woman half dead.

>>30286562
stop false flagging faggot.

Yes, Ame. That's why they told you to return.

>>30286494
>Rushia
>Not one of the biggest whores in Hololive
You seem to be unaware...

>Return to base
>Wait weren't we here before?

>>30286521
Because she knew what the buttons did in Doom, whereas she has zero clue with this and no time to learn since she has to keep up with Ame. I'm not flaming Ame, but this hasn't been much of a bootcamp since she hasn't taught Mori anything.

>>30286375
its a shame noone replied, have a pity (You)

>>30286526
It's great fun, half my school time memories are just having fun with the boys on co-op

Halo 3 Co-op on Heroic is the most kino Halo experience

>>30286533
Was Gura's RFA stream more than 7 hours ago? If you were here for that then there's nothing new, just schizos losing their shit for hours

>>30286494
Rushias yab is way worse and she is a GFE

>>30286202

Ina....

>>30286557
mori and ina are the only ones legally who can and Ina needs to drive with her parent in the car

This is great bros.

>>30286521
Because they're completely different games and DOOM's style of play doesn't carry over to fucking Reach.

>>30286575
Nijisanji has this mentality but you all just call them niggers

>>30286570
You like scraping that much, huh?

>>30286485
If you want a girlfriend sim, just read eroge or something. Streamers will never give you what you want, because in the back of your mind you know they are real people who have attraction to people who aren't you, who date people who aren't you, who fuck people who aren't you, and who do not give a fuck about you.

>>30286570
Wow, must've been a lot of guys in Gura's debut stream then

>>30286579
If you do it, someone's going to post it on twitter with their art tags.

Proof that cunny is irrelevant.

>>30286562
Rushia is on topic faggot

Have you pressed Q yet, /hlgg/?
How can one game have this much handholding

>>30286570
Just wait until the Kotaku article about the cunnypocalypse and then the dislikes will really come rolling in

>>30286494
SHE IS A FUCKING WHORE

>>30286494
more rushia feet

>>30286397
You have no taste. For me Reach had a good balance of all the previous games and was the only one I actually wanted to complete on Legendary and didn't feel like a chore.

You know what? I take it all back.
MORI, PLEASE PLAY GTA V.

DID YOU KNOW THAT, YA BOY IS

>>30286494
nice bait, have a (you)

>>30286558
Jesus chumbuds are mental

>>30286597
Thank you

>>30286468
pretty outdated, but a bunch of stuff I didn't know

>>30286558
oh he's killing something alright
slaying shark pussy courtesy of /hlgg/

>>30286388
Fuck that place
>Chewing gum is illegal
>Got scammed into buying overpriced durian popsicle ice cream
>Tiger beer tastes like ass

>>30286585
Because he's a mediocre rapper

>>30286570
>the dislikes in the debut
was it nijis?