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Mikochi~
I appreciate that some people here know to keep a diverse portfolio
Mori LOVE
>mfw these threads
FUCK RATSFUCK NARRATIVEPOST YOUR FAVORITE HALO OST FOR THE COLLABhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDI1KlXRogo
JAY LOVE
fuck /v/fuck /pol/fuck nijifuck chinksfuck SEAniggersfuck schizos
Sex with Anya's breasts.
>that Astel clipHe really is one of us...
Why do holostars get no views
>there are people doubting this collabI hope you faggots brought your kneepads
I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe!Take one last 10chou before I fuck off for the night. Threads are going to shit.
Next Ame Minecraft when?
Watchama's fat, sweaty tits covered in grunt blood!
good job on only making one thread. you broke the 7 thread 2hu killstreak
Thanks to you guys, I legitimately cannot stop hearing that fucking Miko boat in my head. I hate all of you.
>>30281813Glad I invested on Kriscoins.
>>30281813I thought those were her milkers it was just her hands...
>>30281813good OP
I think its time to move on to the oppai loli chumbuds
JAY LOVE!!!
...
this is how you spot delusionals>>30281593>>30281732>>30281752
>>30281841The Homos fear the Watson.
Mori should be fired
>>30281842Being male and not shilled enough, unfortunately.
>>30281866Based
I love this zombie
>>30281842Because men have a lot less to gain, by pretending to be anime boys, than a woman pretending to be an anime girl
first for polka
>>30281842AME NO! HE IS GOING TO SWIM TO AMERICA!
Friendly reminder to not harass Jay. Gura will get upset and quit if he's driven to suicide because his name showed up on her stream. He already suffers from depression and doesn't deserve to be targeted for shit he's not involved in.
>>30281856its still a poor currency
Progress so farhttps://files.catbox.moe/vg3b23.png
>Jay is getting pretty depressed and can possibly kill himself.We now have blood on our hands. Honestly we need to let him know everything will be fine. It's kinda sad that he's getting attacked for this. We need to let him know he has people who actually care. We need to stop being so rotten.
>>30281842Cute.Hope they collab one day.
So rats are slowly dying stfer las thread. Unfortunately the atfermath was that guy having to delete his tweets since people breach containmnet.Why donbritbongs always have to suffer?
>>30281841>>30281870To be entirely fair, how would YOU react if Ame showed up in your stream
JAY LOVE!!NEET LOVE!!
>>30281840What does glompies mean?
I hope deadbeats stick to their oshi's chat and don't shit up Ame's with their crap.t. teamate
>>30281866unity fanart that is slightly badass always gives me the best vibes
>>30281842Some streamers would kill for 1.2k viewers.
Friendly Reminderhttps://vocaroo.com/13LcaxB2r2TP
>>30281865!!!
>>30281873You’re alright sometimes Chilean
>>30281885Swim?
英語を勉強しなさいそれともようこそ/jp/へSay hi to our JPbros, everyone
I fell asleep waiting for gura RFAhow sad should I be right now?
>What does 'kek' mean? They use it on 4chan a lot>It's Korean esports slang that 4ch adopted, it means 'lol'>It's a meme that means 'you lose'.
Tomorrow Ollie will stream again, know this and be glad.
>>30281842girls are cuter.If the day had more hours I would try to watch Winning Son and Pizzadad more, but Astels design filters me.And even then I'd probably spend more time watching Korone 10 hours a day streams
>>30281885>implyingHE INSTANT TRANSMISSION'D TO AME'S HOUSE
>>30281842Wrong target audience, and can't even hit that target well enough
>>30281883Seconded>>30281889Damascus I fucking hate you
>>30281867do your reps
>BotanglishOK this lion is EN too
>>30281834die
>>30281909You should watch it. It's incredible.
>>30279318>December 6th pastebinyour boy is absolutely going to destroy readerchama tomorrow
I think I finally understand why I love Gura so much and it's a bit embarrassing but here goes. In high school I dated a girl for about a year and half. Very pretty, basically out of my league. We talked about marriage and were very much in love (puppy love if you want to call it that). I wanted her to be my first and me hers, but she always found an excuse not to have sex with me. It was strange. So one day I got fed up with her and tell her I wanted to go on a break. She agreed. So we're on a break, but I fully intended to get back together with her after a while. Well one day some guy messages me saying he fucked my ex girlfriend in the town's mall bathroom. I legitimately thought he was fucking with me but I asked my ex about it and she just started crying and saying she was sorry and that "it just happened" and that she still loved me and wanted to get back together. I said fuck that, we're done. The few days after that, I couldn't stop thinking about this dude fucking my ex girl in that bathroom stall. He defiled her. I could only imagine her moans and pleasure. It turned me on and I had some of the best cooms of my life. Ever since, I've enjoyed NTR. It just happened and that's how it is. I still talk to her now from time to time and we catch up because she genuinely meant a lot to me back then and was my first love. But yeah. Whenever I watch Gura I get that same rush that I got back then and I love the rush. Not to mention Gura is honestly really cute and funny to be around. This feeling just takes it over the top for me.
>the amegeddon ended with people unironically watching HIM because entertaining and good voice >the guragnarok ends with people concernfagging about the sadboy's mental healthYou literally can't make this shit up. We are like those women who fall in love with their rapists.
>>30281842Men don't want to simp for other men, gay men are a minority, women don't tend to simp in general.
>>30281889This is the worst thing I've seen today.
>>30281842Man = PopularWoman = HatedAnime boy = Not popularAnime Girl = PopularIs simple math.
>>30281909Not at all
>>30281873she was supposed to be the rrat queen, but when we needed her the most she disappeared.....
>>30281838big sis...
Jay did nothing wrong. Why are you /r9k/ guratards attacking him? Fuck off
>>30281890Noooo anon you used one line space too many, now your message is worthless.
>>30281895I'd spill my spaghetti, start stumbling over my words then try to call her cute in a cool way but fuck it up.
Who the fuck is moriarty
I was asleep for like past 8 hours, and I wanted to watch some VOD till the collab starts and I'll finish it after, how were the streams in the past 8 hours, any recomendations, bros?
>>30281890>Wei never took this shit outside of this hellhole. not my fault some level 3 schizos did. my hannds are clean.
>>30281873dumb ayameposter
This is why HolostarsEN won't happen. The headache isn't worth the extra $10 in Cover's pocket. Imagine a HolostarEN making one of the girls laugh consistently, in either a collab (lol) or through twitter interactions. Imagine the fucking wall of shit that one particular homostar would have to deal with.They would all be confined into collabing with JP homos or themselves. They would perform worse, financially, because they'd be men and it's a permanent debuff. They could all be professional speedrunners, esports champions, wouldn't matter. Cute anime girl GFE is so fucking powerful you can build a company around it. I'm still gonna apply when they open up for it, worth it. I'll make my brothers strong.
https://youtu.be/8gBy4C3OgIE?t=1126Name an EN moment as funny as this. I'm waiting.
But what if Jay has her nudes?
>>30281866I want Mori to bite my neck and suck on it until there's a hickey.
is this potentially a bigger yab than the masketta man?
>>30281840>>30281884I'm waiting for peacock to debut before picking my favorite, but Ollie has undeniably won me over. Rather than embarrassed, her tweets just make me smile now.
>>30281845I love that chicken too!
>>30281889please stop, why do you use your powers for evil?
>>30281890We probably can't stop it. The super anti's at lulcow are not from here and will try to get to Gura anyways possible. Since doxxing her didn't do much they may try to get to her this way.
>>30281895I'd cum instantly and ask her to forgive me
>>30281887It's new.Ame was too, and look at her now?I'm staying, lad.
>>30281128I heard from somewhere that superchats aren't actually the main way Cover makes money.
>>30281531>Moriarty jokeI have a shit memory, remind me please
>>30281886Imagine Gura offing people she doesn't like by having a friend change their name and then showing it on stream.
>>30281907Jesus fuck those guys are schizos
>>30281919You should hear what's currently playing on his stream
>>30281886one person asked him a question. nobody is harassing him, stupid faggot.
>>30281889I fucking hate you damascusanon.
>>30281911What time? After the debut?
>>30281886fly back to r*ddit. we don't care about your muh suicide or gay mental illnesses here.
>>30281889Fucking hell, man.You're better than the rrats, that's for sure, but I'll never understand how you think of this stuff in such detail.
>>30281910Kek have a meaning ?
i got drunk and i think i don't care, i'll love her no matter what
>>30281907Anything good in the responses?
>>30281840i think i have to sell bros
>>30281946Amelia L.A Noir may appeal to you if you've been following that series.
>>30281941ExactlyHe was saved by that song transition when it happened at least
>>30281842>1.2KHe was 700 so they are doinf fine now
>>30281899Ame's chat doesnt need other fanbases to be shit. Its already a gutter
I love Gura! You guys still love Gura too, right?
Anya and Ollie's collab was pretty cute, I'm watching some of it now.
I am still going to bust fat nuts to Gura regularly and there's nothing you can do about it
>>30281860Maybe once she learns how to not make ears bleed with her singing.
>>30281907I hope none of you are this degenerate
>>30281907Just tell them they don't even live in the same continent...
>>30281865>>30281904STOP INVESTIGATING SO LOUD I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>>30281907they're making fun of us aren't they...
>>30281873
>>30281938he ruined the stream and the thread
>>30281886Who the f is Jay?
Chumbuds It's time to abandon these threads until all this bullshit blows over. Don't give these rrats anymore attention and just come back for Gura's next stream.t. KFP
>>30281907>おこですN99 here. Wat?
>>30281928>guragnarokThis needs to catch on.
>guy's life is going to be miserable now because a bunch of lonely fucks who think Gura is their girlfriend are now sending him death threats
>I wish there was a way we could merge 4ch and 5ch's holo threads somehow. Even though we're on different sites we're virtually the same, there's no reason to stay separate.>If merging with 4ch could help solve our astroturfing/stealth marketing problem, then it's a win-win.
>>30281898Jay's fine but a betafuck NEET for taking advantage of Ame
>>30281889You are the best artist in these threads gills anon
>>30281922ALL of Holo5 are honorary ENsThis is non-negotiable.
>>30281890>we>redditspacing
>>30281842all the hardcore female simps go for kpop twinks, maybe cover should look into going there
>>30281907Are they shitposting too or are they taking this shit seriously
ZOMRADES UNITE!
>>30281910>It's Korean esports slang that 4ch adopted, it means 'lol'have I been retarded all these years for assuming it came from World of Warcraft? I never bothered to check but I know it translated that way from horde to alliance... have I been wrong for 16 years?
>>30281833https://youtu.be/joO3jyU67TI
You can only reply to this post if your oshi is still a pure virgin
>>30281928I don't give a shit about him I just don't want my oshi to feel sad that her retarded fanbase made someone kill themselves
>>30281819/hlg/ is a block down faggot
>>30280454The reason why this happened is because language is fluid and everchanging, especially during early developmental stages in regards to complexity. You see, Japanese has had not one, not two, but three different eras in which it borrowed writing and terminology from medieval Chinese. This, on top of already developing independent kanji and creating their own kana system, lead to the current clusterfuck of written material. English is equally fucking stupid with how bastardized our spelling is and that all of our speech can be very hit or miss depending on how the spelling plays out, but we at least have the benefit of having words that are contextually independent but complex as a drawback.At least for 上手い, it is practically always written in kana unless some guy is being pretentious about it. I want to reiterate that learning to speak and listen to Japanese is a lot easier than reading it, purely because everything is extremely context-based and most natives do not have the linguistic capacity or patience to form that sort of complexity verbally, unless they're using honorific speech or philosophizing. Even then, it's mostly limited to simple greetings and slapping extra tidbits or using different verbs in place of the usual ones, not so much stacking clauses or nesting phrases into each other. English is the same, we purposely dumb down our speech with other people to get to the point in conversations. Just look at phrases like "ALOE LOVE" or "fuck so and so" or even abbreviations like "mfw" or the fact that we use images, like various screencaps of an actor to state our current mindset so as to reduce our dependence on describing our current mood and to capture the feeling.
>>30281967The reason or when they first mentioned it?
>>30281909watch it now, avoid the archive in the final 5 minutes of the stream though, thread went to shit
>>30281928Difference is Gura was never in a relationship with him nor lives anywhere near him and considering how much of a depressed fuck he is he probably got rejected
>>30281951He probably has. I mean, Gura was kind enough to let him see the inside of her room. Could easily snowball to her sending him lewd stuff.
How do I kill time until the collab...
Concernfags are the worst. Gura is a grown ass woman, probably with more life experience than most of you. She knows what the fuck she signed up for. 5 generations of JPS and they all knew how to follow the golden rule. Almost no slip ups and the ones that did took care of it gracefully.This whole fucking thing relies on viewers buying in an illusion. A fantasy people can escape to. Why the fuck did she need to have him added on steam? You're worried about Gura really? What about all the hordes of lonely men that give her their small weekly paycheck that just got a cruel dose of reality? Not concerned about them?
>>30281889Holy shit, you're improving so much
>>30281890We? We did nothing that wasn't already going to be done. Gura will understand.
>>30281927agreed
>>30281843The only thing I'm doubting is the netcode. that said, if anyone can improvise something when the game's nonfunctional, it's these two.
>>30281896a "glomp" is like a pouncing hug. the only people that used that sort of language are teenagers on IRC or Gaia Online back when those were a thing, which is why it's hilarious to hear coming from a zombie.
Anons help!What should I answer this with?
I want every holo to be my big sister!
>>30281840Hate this zombie
>>302819074chan your most reliable source of news.
Haven't opened a thread since Anya's debut, have I missed any spicy narratives in the past half day?
>>30282018They're serious...
>>30282003Samecon is a dumbass (maybe idk)
>>30281899>>30281990Stop replying to yourself, nigger.
>>30281733Well they lives miles aways from all her friends..UK, Australia, JP, Canada...And ffs, the age gap is so much even if it's something, she devouted be a singer
Gura and Jay are fucking right now!UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30282003>おこですDeepL:>It's a childCalling anon related a manchild, maybe?
>>30281889>do art reps>use them for pure evilWhy? You crazy fucking bastard.
>>30281892Ame also had to delete her past account of whatever shit.Hope nothing happened between Gura and that guy, I bet Gura would hate herself a lot for that, but considering his hasty and quick response I think he just got harassed for nothing. He just wanted to play Animal Crossing.
>>30281842nigga that shit gay
>>30282011CUTE
>>30282011based unity
>>30281907Im almost sure this is you pretending while most of them read this thread liek this>>30281910
>>30282011ABSOLUTE UNITY
>>30282057all me
>>30281902Mahjong streamers? An audience of 30+ is considered good.
>>30281950Not that it counts but Polka's entire cooking sim stream is a close second in my opinion
>>30281995What are you, a normalfag?
>>30281995honestly I feel like that comment is actually from here and they just posted it over there
>>30282032Make your own OC to support your oshi
>>30281833https://youtu.be/svdR8_w1N0Yhttps://youtu.be/TM2YqbsEzp0
>>30282027arigato choco-sensei...
>>30281896Meme from anime conventions in the early 2000s. Basically doing running pounces from behind on unsuspecting friends.
Oni Saikoro hasn't posted anything to members has she? She was meant to teach the public about animations today but there is no signs yet again
>>30281890My hands are clean. But I do think I need a break from all these drama. Shit I just wanna watch some chuubas and some faggots here are getting uppity about a notif on a stream
You guys better not ruin the threads during the AmeMori collab.
>>30282011>If merging with 4ch could help solve our astroturfing/stealth marketing problemWe have our own problems with that, namely the Genshit Chinkpact shilling on every video game board.
>>30282020I think it's from WoW... you making me doubt myself
>>30281974Debuts pretty much always follow the same routine, each debut has all of the currently debuted members stream together about an hour or two after the debut ended, tomorrow should have all 3 ID2's together around 10ish am EST
>>30281843This collab is going to be so good. Wondering how bad the ping will affect them though.
https://streamable.com/k7o5naSharkeks...Yeah I know, “Th-they’re just friends, it’s her persona” still hilarious>Gura will never (ironically) tell you to use her as a chumdumpster
Wait I don't give a shit about EN boyfriends because Westies lose their virginity at 13 years old guaranteed, but does Polka really have a BF!??
>>30281990Fuck off, Ame's chat has gotten better and you should be using the filter newfag
>>30281907I'm just upset they didn't choose one of my posts. I had some good ones.
>>30281943your Sherlock Holmes reps.......
>>30282011>solve our astroturfing/stealth marketing problemRemember 'Hololive EN is a myth'?
>>30281922She was doing her china reps but after Nanjing, she switched to english. Glad to see her be cute.
>>30282011Based unity
JESAS it's the sheepfag again
>>30282023Ame and the girls will be there for her like they were for Ame.
>>30282052Fucks sake. Someone PLEASE cross-pollinate and tell them its just a shitpost.
>>30282072Ass...
>>30281842Do you think a cute shota homostar be popular?
>>30281889Ya know, I can start to understand why we're stuck with you while takobro fucked off to do his reps, but I don't have to like it.
>>30282075NO AME WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>30282031Anon, your hearing reps. He said the opposite.
>>30282059discord sex is real
>>30281910wasn't kek from wow
>>30282020It came from WoW, but Koreans use Blizzard terminology, so people who only know about it through Koreans won't know about WoW
>>30282039>>30281896do seaniggers still use it regularly or is the zoomber actually a boomer?
>>30281840I love this zombie!
I hope you understand that attacking Gura's boyfriend won't make it any better. Else she'll be more sad. You greedy fucks should go out and meet a real girl. Stop ruining someone's life just because the person controlling the avatar you're jacking off to has a boyfriend.
>>30281885ASTEL NO! SHE'S GOING TO SWIM TO JAPAN!
>>30281911Newfag Indog shill
>>30282011Is this... true UNITY?
>>30281991So much! I can't wait for her jazz lounge karaoke soon!
>>30282033Gura added a guy on steam and people are sperging? Wow
>>30281890Content aint free. The tree of avocados and shitposting gotta be litterd with the blood of male acquaintances.
>>30281842Im not gay anonchama
>>30281889>>30281830
>>30281889Hope your asshole bleeds again tonight for this one
is there any other holo that dabs on doxxfags like Ayame does?
>>30282011Maximum unity,
Jesus christ watching the VOD after reading the threads makes me seethe more. Her chat literally pointed out she has one person online, she could've perevented the yab. What the fuck happened to opsec? And no I don't give a fuck about the Jay, I give a fuck about how really careless she was.
>>30282058I meant posting this kinda shit earlier, when the schizos were all over the place. I was doing it, I watched their fucking collabs and they were kinda funny back then, but you could tell they were just friends. I wish I had archived shit back then just so I could use it now.
>>30282026Mikochi belongs everywhere newfag
>>30282077It is, last thread or the one before it.
>>30282096it is from wow when horde type lol alliance see it as kek.t.wowfag
>>30281928>Wego back, faggot
>>30281980anon your cupcakes reps...
>>302820965ch schizos are truly powerful, aren't they?
>>30282033No, I don't give a fuck about them, only my oshi.
>>30281889https://streamable.com/lxeil1
>>30282020Yeah, it's from WoW. Koreans learned it from there. WoW doesn't really exist in Japan so they have no idea and just assume the Koreans who play Starcraft invented it.
>>30282011True unity
>>30281890What did I miss? What did you retards do?
>>30282009He already had plenty of time with her. There's no point in him clinging to the scraps of her old persona. He has nothing to do with Gura and he needs to accept that.
>>30281833Don't know if this is my favourite but I've been listening to this a lot and I'm glad Infinite has a reimagined version of this songhttps://youtu.be/LJgXTeQXx3Y
>amelia 17k viewers>13k likesand you faggots said the viewership fixed itself.REMINDER THAT GURA HIT 62K VIEWERS TONIGHT, AVERAGED 50K VIEWS WITH THE FUCKING YOUTUBE BUG.SHE PROBABLY HAD 100K+. SHE DEFINITELY HAD 100K+.
>>30281980>>30282020Koreans playing Starcraft would spam "kekekeke" instead of "lol" so it got added to WoW that people typing "lol" in languages your character doesn't understand would render as "kek"
>>30281929>women don't tend to simp in generalNow that's wrong. Matsuri was and still is a huge Umifag (Love Live) who showcased her merch on twitter. Fujos are also a major money source which is why Twisted Wonderland is doing so well.
>>30282032pretend the world's on fire with the rest of us
>>30282011broke>being against the /hlgg/ and /hlg/ splitwoke>being against the 4chan and 5ch split
I really feel sorry for Jay. He clearly had a thing for Gura but she probably just wasn't interested and now he gets fucking harassed non-stop now. Jay never asked for any of this. This is Gura's fault.
hello i dont know what to say but Pekora's bgm is the best bgm
>>30281842Ame just wants to see the homos fuck each other, so I'm not worried.I'm glad he's getting better views. I think the spaghetti spilling is all an act tho.
>>30281927>NTR is a good fetish, I swear!
>>30282097>https://streamable.com/k7o5naFucking hell.... why?
>>30282075Wow, Ame's new couch looks great! I wonder where she got it from.
>>30282033It's funny because they definitely played games on steam using "G" or Gura's steam account. It honestly bothers me a lot that she plays games with dudes while using her Hololive accounts.
Hopefully Jay is alright and this disaster strengthens both him and Gura's bond. Hopefully they meet together soon!JAY LOVE!
>>30282020kek came from lel. It just happened to line up with Wow, so it stuck around.
>Amelia teach me the way of THE SHOOTMori you DORK!
>>30281840she's quirky girl from 2000s, based.
>>30281889
>>30282020>>30282120I thought it was used in brood war too, which is older? but then again the brood war scene lasted so long it could've been post-wow.
>>30282096>>30282124>>30282157Thanks lads, my world came crashing down for a second. I remember using kek and bur way before it took off here/anywhere with my friends because of WoW. Well bur never did...
>>30282127now this is bait
>>30282011The 5ch thread for referencehttps://egg.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1607236706/ It's dead at 1000 replies, here's the one right afterhttps://egg.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1607238731/
http://poal.me/aqdmnwhttp://poal.me/aqdmnwhttp://poal.me/aqdmnw
>>30282180JAY LOVE
>>30281950I can't. I had tears running down my face during that. The fact that she broke about 10 plates immediately before that makes it even better.
Holy shit guys they are discussing Jay over there.
>>30281954No, the doxx stuff is 10x worse thsn any of this.
>>30282011Don't tell them about KroolActually do, I'd like to see what they think
>>30282173JAY LOVE
>>30282050Oh you cheeky fuck.
>>30282162Of course youtube would fix itself just for Gura
>>30282003おこ means mad, short for 怒るサメコーン probably calling (you) unicorns ( otaku that likes their idol virgin ) but with same
>>30282003>>30282060おこ = 怒?"Samecon is mad" probably
>people actually started concerfagging for jayJAY LOVE
>>30281967early detective diaries, Amelia said her archrival was Mori, calling her Moriarty
>>30282011Oh I remember when viral marketing was a filtered term on /v/.
>>30282033>reddit spacingyou. need. to. go. back.
>>30282157Wrong. It is from Starcraft koreans. It was added to WoW after that.
Tell me, Gura. Would you mourn his loss?
>>30282174Pekora really lucked out in that department.
>>30281928>We are like those women who fall in love with their rapists.Woah, there pal. That's a huge leap of logic there, friendo. Would you please explain how you arrived at that conclusion
>>30282162and?
>>30282159The chumbud schizos here raided his discord and asked him a ton of questions. Obviously he got really stressed. He was also streaming at the same time and just ended it abruptly.
>>30281567Fucking kekIt reminds me of the first few clips where he insta paused the game to hide the name.https://youtu.be/ErFQSogCygIStreamers can be so retarded sometimes, not knowing that even a millisecond of their yab can be clipped by fags and pausing is futile.
>>30281950I can't but that seems like something that would happen to Gura.
>>30282119>being the sad fuck he is, J resorts to masturbating to Ame and Gura's leaked sex logsi mean, i'd do the same
>>30281841What clip?
>>30282180t. jaywalker
>pekojun>samejayThe reply: >(it's a) golden combination
>>30282166Wasn't kekekeke supposed to be zergling noises or something?
>>30282030Still can be considered an happening for the threads, everything went to shit for a while, even if it was a giant nothing burger since 90% of the info was already well known.Ok I just want to read "Guragnarok"
>>30282211Ah ok, she has a good memory
How the tables have turned
>>30281854On behalf of all mikoboat posters, you're welcome.
>>30282011You may now kiss
>>30281927so this is how NTRfags are born
>>30281890>We Don't lump me in with you schizos
you're on the /jp/ board, at least pretend to know ANYTHING about japan or at least dont post with your lack of knowledge showing. its so depressing knowing that i share threads with you people
>>30281889Mother of God.
>>30281910that reminds when they tried to now about "based"
watching Gura RFA now. Gura legs are so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute my heart is melting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sup jay pee
>>30282061For that like, $60 a month I get on fanbox.But mostly for the sake of it.
>>30282147Yeah sounds about right, I was sure I had read it before.
>>30281833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5he75Jftp1Y this is the real good shit. The piano at the beginning of Lone Wolf in Reach is a close second though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iDNdTMfKwg
>>30282210He's just some depressed 20-something year old bastard from the UK.
>>30282011>stealth marketingHOLOEN IS A MYTH
>>30281909It was amazing
>>30282011BROTHERS
>>30282001Schizos ruined it
>>30282208>>30282209So 5chanon's poking fun at unicorns? Based. Fuck unicorns.
>>30282125I'm a flip and I've never heard of the word. So maybe it was popular in Indonesia or something?
>>30282253what's japan?
Chumcuck cope is hilarious, its one thing to have had done things in the past but clearly this guy is still in contact with her to this day.
I just woke up. What did Mori do this time?
>>30281890>We now have blood on our hands>nowHow fucking new are you that your shitposting hasn't led to at least one death?This is 4chan right? I'm still on 4chan, right?
>>30281922This image needs a lion
>GURA 62K VIEWERS PEAK DURING RFA>320K VOD VIEWS IMMEDIATELY ONCE STREAM ENDEDYEAH OK. SHE HAD 100K+ VIEWERS AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU ARE A BARRICUDA.
>147cm>this stackedM O T O R B O A T
>>30281991Eh... I won't be fapping to any RFA streams, that's for sure.
Imagine being so inscure that you attack a literal who because his name appeared on a notification
>>30281947>not my fault some level 3 schizos did. my hannds are clean.And this is why offtopic shit should never be discussed here, there's way too many underage monkeys from Indonesia, Chile, Philippines, West Taiwan and faggots from some other hellhole who'll go beyond curiosity and genuinely wants to hurt the girls and people related to them. Fuck everyone who screamed "haha its fine everyone knows"Fuck everyone who kept on spamming "but i want to hear about her past works more"Fuck every anti in the world and fuck (You). Now, excuse me while I masturbate the frustration out with Gura's RFA stream. UUOOOOOHHHH
>>30282033cause if that fucker kills himself then Gura is going to have to deal with that and I can see it snowballing into even more ''idolfags cause another yab like Aloe xd'' shit but with actual death just fucking leave the retard alone with these shit narratives
>>30281836What's wrong with Niji?
>>30281943Your literature reps anon...Sherlock Holmes antagonist
>>30282011Based 5ch brosI unironically would be fine with that, we might not understand each others posts well but we can just mostly respond to our own language and the odd 5ch poster that has good content or message
>>30281984Yeah I'm watching it right now, thanks
>>30282234That's not fair, anon, you do need to explain that one.tl;dr 5ch has been trying to draw a connection between Pekora and Junichi Kato (an incredibly popular Japanese streamer) for a very long time.
>>30282190Those guys are wrong. It was from starcraft koreans originally but Blizzard added it to WoW.
>>30281889Someone post it on 5ch and see what happens
Gura no!
Gura goes to the gym and sees muscular chads. She said this. How come no one talks about this which seems more possible and likely than some dude in UK? wtf
>>30282290how new?
>>30282009He was already miserable. Nothing wrong is being done. I know you understand.
>>30282276Doxxed Gura's boyfriend and revealed a tit on Amelia's stream
>>30282258Yeah her thighs closing is hot as fuck. Imagine if she had pee flowing down them.
>>30282253I guess you weren't there when a majority of /hlgg/ admitted to not even being N5.
Don't worry, Chumbuds. We all know who's doing this, and who's trying to prolong a three month old issue. It's their last card, and they're going to abuse it if they can, but the first step to this simmering down is already over with them not trying to cut anything out. They don't think it's a big deal, and I don't see why you shouldn't trust them.Goslings will never not support UNITY.
>>30281889Honestly I appreciate your posting because it encourages me to keep up my reps so I can draw things that aren't absolutely heinous like what you draw.
>>30281910ㅋㅋㅋ
>>30282166Yes, I know about kekeke being a kr onomatopoeia for laughung. But kek itself, for me, always was wow thing. the two lol translations were "kek" and "bur" respectively, not sure which way around was which
>>30282198This whole thing is getting out of hand it's hilarious
Having a long distance boyfriend means Gura's nudes crossed over the internet somewhere.
So my assumptions were correct. These threads have at least 800 regulars
>>30281836>fuck schizosdepends on the typesome schizos carry hard these threads during dead hours
>>30282307We are the muscular chads
>>30282011This was Hiroshimoot's plan all along.
>>30281991Of course I love Gura! Why do I have to be mad about this?I’m still waiting for jazz karaoke.
Would you?
>>30281889Ollie don't look seriously
>>30281922It's only a matter of time
>>30282179>>30282179she occasionally plays with some of her old friends. Literally nothing wrong with that
>>30282276She didn't release a grotesque emote to distract us from the yab this time, she failed to save us.
DON'T REPLY TO THE SHEEPFAG FALSEFLAGGER HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT YOU RETARDS
>>30282325What's that from?
>>30281889Are you the punishment that god has sent to us
>>30281927Classic pasta, haven't seen this in a while
>>30281845>black rock shooterWish there was more crossover art with 10chou and BRS.
>>30281889>unbirth playHoly Christ, I hate you so much sometimes.
>>30282315i mean they dont have to admit to shit, last thread shows most of these retards cant even read kana
>>30282321doxxfags if there's ever been a time to start digging, it's now
>>30282276She didn't post something dumb enough to deflect from Gura's yab. I fucking hate this bitch.
>>30282151I literally in 4chan pre-2010, don't give a damn about new meme through. Maybe i need newfag reps.>>30282166So Japan care about Korean enough to even think it's from Korean. It's not so.
35heads ww@
>>30282340 patience, they must learn
>>30281907Hi JP aniki. Pls ignore the shitposting, no one actually cares about Jay.Please continue to support Ame!
>>30282144Shark brain pls understando (but yes this is mostly Gura's fault and management for not reminding her to turn off friend notifs, Gura just killed an old friendship, she'll have to carry that weight now)
>>30282181This. It's "convergent evolution". /sp/ forced lel strongly, reaching eventually kek (remember wew lad)
>>30282011I'd love to shitpost with my Japanese bros. Fucking Tower of Babel man...
>>30282316Based
>>30281928who is HIM
>>30282264he's just like me thenJAY LOVE
>>30282187>>30282020ㅋㅋ (keke) is the korean onomatopoeia for laughter and predates wow. kek was definitely popularized by wow though (alliance characters would see kek when horde players said lol)
>>30282284It's all very cringe. I didn't know we had so many kids in the thread.
>>30281889If you think this is bad just listen to his fucking music.
>>30281927fuckin hell so this is where cumsharts come from
>>30281950Goddamit i had just gotten her bgm out of my head too.
Gura got her cunny pounded by a British guy.Amelia got ground pound twice by some twitch faggot.Ina is/was in a serious relationship.Kiara is deep into the irl idol industry so she got her cherry popped long ago.And then some how Mori, who has yellow small man fever, moved to Japan to be part of an underground doujin rap scene and never got laid.what kind of fucking world are we living in where Mori is the only proven virgin in HoloEN
>>30281842Jeesus all his Donos is literraly for westerners. The fuck is wrong with jpbros.
FUCKING KEK, what have you done...
>>30281841>one of usI'm soo fuckin sick of that shit
>>30282281Thats incredible normal. The bug seems to be there yet but seems random.
>>30281873Chileanon strikes again.
>>30282011This is why it's always bros before hoes
>>30281927Hey I now this pasta. It's been some time huh.
>>30281890it's almost impressive to see sheepfags baiting so many retards every fucking thread
>>30282342lurk more. I dont want to get hammered by sharkmeido
>>30282340I've yet to see any good watame post
>>30282240Time to get rid off Mr.310
Which one of you faggots posted this
Is it really going so dirty tonight that no one cares to dispute the Watamate?
>>30282380KEK
>>30282325id argue there's more/hlgg/ basically catalyzed a now-viral gurame video that was made by some clipfag from here
>>30282325is that the zatsudan?
>>30281991of course. i will never abandon gura.
>>30282011So corporates shilling chuubas over there?
>>30281938
>>30281907サメちゃんがBLACKCOCKまじ大好きすぎるだよ!!!!
>>30281991Yes. I can't wait for her karaoke.
>>30282357ESLchama...
>>30281841Link? I was reading the thread and couldn’t switch. Heard he got flustered. Wanna see.
>>30282162She did. By the end of the stream her total views are 300k. No way she got that much only from 50k live viewers
So Gura truly is the queen of VOD views. She's losing ground though
>>30282332maybe
>>30282290Everything until they give Sex back.
What if Gura is pregnant narrative is real?
>>30282288Fuck off. It was probably one of you burger faggots. One was already caught red handed on twitter.
>>30282284imagine that notification being on a Virtual Idol's livestream
>>30282349That's not even what's happening in the picture. I honestly am not prepared to tell if what is actually happening is even worse. I think I would need to get an ethics degree to sort that out.
>>30282097Fuck him.
>>30282184>you will never be a student in Mori's eigo class>she will never teach you how to "shoot"
>>30282377do you really beleeb any of them are virgins?
>>30282338She can't protect the "ospec" shark forever anon.
My sides
Thirty minutes until Halo co-op kino. What difficulty do you think they'll play on?
>>30282380LMAO WHY HAS IT COME TO THIS?
>>30282264Exactly, if the fucker was actually dating her he wouldn't be such a sad sack of shit
>>30282097Tell me he doesn't deserve it, chumbuds. Look me in the eye and say he doesn't deserve it.
>>30282275Ah yes the guy living on sea appart and havent seen in person is fucking her yeah yeah.Can meido do hisnjob and start purging this as offtopic.
>>30282259People pay you for this?
>>30282370A faggot who should kill himself unlike that retarded UK dude
>>30282370It's HIM
>>30282380This just keeps getting better kek
>>30282228Poor guy. I know most chumbuds aren't like this though. Right?
>>30282097eesh
>>30282377How fucking retarded do you have to be to think Mori has never gotten laid?
>>30281842Would holostars EN suffer the same fate?
>>30281991Still do and always will.
>>30282403ye
So based on recent yabai, Gura is EN Towa now?
>>30281889Can't you draw something that isn't degenerate trash?
>>30282377Kiara is actually a victim of casting couch, please don't make fun of her.
I finally caught up with the thread after 3 hours of skimming shitposts and now I just want to watch Halo, fuck you
>woke up>check /hlgg/>suddenly there's a narrative that JAY is a black dude nowYou lads never disappoint
>>30282011>If merging with 4ch could help solve our astroturfing/stealth marketing problem, then it's a win-win.nipponchama...
>>30282377>provenDeadbeats... why are you like this?
>>30282425Jay's dick is too big, it tore off the rubber
>>30281833https://youtu.be/gHMV8zqf-Sc
>>30281991Yes!
>>30282377>Gura got her cunny pounded by a British guy.did they even get to meet? iirc he never left the UK
>>30282340This is a first for chumbuds, they must learn it for themselves.
>>30282418Damn, my boy is doing pretty damn good
>watson and moriartycute!
>>30282380Wait do they actually think that dude is black?
>>30282415Yes.
>reddit thread>can use reddit spacingu-upvoted!
>>30282418Is the percent VOD the percentage of people who didnt watch the live but instead watched the VOD?
>>30282446Jay is still going through a lot in his life. Have at least some compassion dude. Gura is the only thing he has really going for him
>>30281922>BotanglishFeed me
>>30282343it's just the first trumpet of the apocalypse
>>30282425Impossible with her impressive RFA performance.
>>30281991Yes, but not as much as Jay does
>>30282393Lurk moar
>>30282377She has sucked plenty of cocks
How's sharkmeido holding up?
>>30282011This would push us even harder to do our reps. We keep asking for a v-tuber board but maybe a joint v-tuber message board with the JP bros is what we should really strive for.
>>30282377>Mori is the only proven virgin in HoloENThere is no way Mori is a virgin with those giant fucking milkers of hers.
>>30282430You can see her head inside her giving a blowie to the guy fucking her, I think we're beyond ethics anon.
>>30281922All Hololivers belong to EN
>>30282011UNITY
>>30282011OH NO NO NO /hlg/ don't look
>>30282469Naaa, everyone is concerfagging over Jay now.
so, with everything that's going on right now, all the lolcow shit is deconfirmed, right?
>>30282410transalte it weebs
>>30281833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1fPUejOTB8
>>30282340Ignore the retard. Sheepfriends are innocent! Gura did nothing wrong! Jay already confirmed it wasn't him!
>>30282440Cross Pacific Ocean Shit Ass Netcode Co-op European Extreme.
>>30282469How is this similar to Towa's YAB?
>>30282501>isWas
I don't know how long this has been a problem on this site in general but>Shit post about something because it's obviously a joke>Retards actually take it seriously and actually use it as their opinion because their personality breaks down to "I'm from 4chan">Thread ends up being populated with actual retards because what used to be shitposting is now reality.It's all so tiresome.
>>30282127Kill all Watamefags on sight
>>30282180>>30282127>>30282009>>30281938>>30281890>>30282228>>30282321>>30282410>>30282473Rate this person
>>30282380cumsharts...
>>30282097Christ Almighty...
>>30282430>>30282349I think, I'm not sure, but I think her head has been inserted inside her guts so that you can fuck her ass and reach her mouth inside her. Don't quote me on this, but I think that's what is happening.
>>30282495howwholesome 100?
>>30282440it's a semi-Training FPS stream so probably normal. apparently the netcode is garbage so that might prove extremely challenging on it's own.
>>30282461She looks like an ogre but with nice body. Her chronic autism doesn't help either.
>>30282377>Ina is/was in a serious relationship.Wasn't she just in a FFXIV relationship? Doesn't sound that serious to me lol
>>30281889You don't have to do this.
>>30282031>You wouldn't even let me see the inside of your roomHow did you hear the opposite? Meds just to be sure.
How the fuck does Cover not suply basic PR training???All gura needed to do is pretend nothing happened instead of panicing and shutting down the stream
>>30282477>he hasn't seen the dated hymen pictureNGMI
They found out about the Nousagi 4chan adI am losing my sides at record speed
>>30282280I know the "Mori's not hololive" schizos are responsible for this, but can somebody put Mori together with her genmates?
Ogey
I seriously hope you fucks don't try and drive that Jay kid to kill himself. I honest to christ hope you idiots realize how much of a sick and twisted idea that is and how badly it'd impact Gura. She would be devastated and quit entirely. Do you really want that?
>>30282507Where is he? Shitposting aside, these threads are actually /v/tier now
>Jay is going to graduate because of this shitWhat is wrong with you fags? That's someone's oshi.
>>30282418The top is basically Gura, Pekora, and Korone.
>>30282533Has a sheepposter ever posted anything worthwhile ever?
>>30282418Wow, Ame is mogging the other 3 in views, except Gura.
>>30282516Based
I can't wait for the Ame/Mori halo stream bros.
>>30282325Damn if we have at least 800 how much do you think actually come here? Because I believe that less than half of us actually went to that stream.
>>30282127Watamate, you should be on my side.
i hope he at least caught a meteor shower on his animal crossing town.
>>30282545You know 100% cover will make Gura apologize over nothing
>>30282402There's definitely more tourists but I'm assuming that there's at least 800 people who were in these threads since the EN debut
>>30282458I, for one, have been stamping out rrats as much as possible.Dunno about the literal children in Gura's chat and twitter feed, though.
Don't forget that Ame and Miko are the protagonists of holoEN and holoJP
>>30282418She doesnt stream as much as pekora so she is still a queen there.
>>30281840>POGCHAMPGCHAM>CAPSAm i racist if i hate this zombie?
Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention?I just want to inform you that Gura's RingFit adventure went really well. Everyone had a fun time and they're looking forward to the next one. Aside from the usual shitposting and falseflagging, the threads are pretty much normal. Moona did her best in AFA as well and Luna's Rises watchalong will start a few hours from now. That's all, anons. Let's make the next day controversy-free as well.
>>30282529chumbuds?!
>>30282380Does they even know the different between White voice and Black voice ?
>>30282408Oh my fucking god that whore. That bitch uses the same avatar as me.
>>30282501>Gura is the only thing he has really going for himHe barely has that. They are probably in that awkward scenario where you're friends with your ex again after a while of not talking after the break up and one person has clearly moved on to bigger and better things while the other person hasn't but still puts on a smile and tries to act like nothing is wrong anyway just to remain friends.
>>30281833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSIV7CjH4cUthis here
>>30282097Make it stop...
>>30282503Gura had an abortion!Driving Gura to the clinic for her abortion!
>>30282496That data doesn't exist, at least not publically. It's (VODviews-liveviews)/VODviews
>>30282528There's a presence of man on stream?
>>30282316Listen I'm a genuine chumbud but this was a really annoying fuck-up by Gura. There can't be thousands of posts spouting off "SHE KNOW'S WHAT SHE'S DOING" and then have a fucking man's name show up on her screen in the middle of her stream. I agree that this will blow over into nothing but she should really be more careful to not break the illusion in the future.
>>30282031Get your hearing checked, he literally said the opposite of that.
the UOH posting earlier made me imagine the collective UOHing sounds something like this https://youtu.be/nHc288IPFzkand maybe combined with some aztec death whistles
>>30282446>thinking women automatically rid you of depressionAnd in a long distance relationship, no less. I don't even think they're together but that's just naive.
>>30282290overworking L*l* to death
>>30282380Where's my Gurapenetratedbybigblackcock.png now artfags
>>30282275I guess I fuck every single online female friend I have then
>>30282492some do and some are just making jokes
>>30282276she was supposed to do some yab shit to distract everyone from Guras yab, but she failed us
>>30282332ONLY IF THAT'S A CROSSDRESSING BOY
>>30282531We can't have nice things here
>>30282531That's the story of the entire /pol/ board.
>>30282533mother drank heavily during pregnancy/10
>>30282563Sorry but I'm not on the side of Internet Bullies. Fuck off with your "le 4chin raid" shit. Jay did nothing wrong. Stop harassing him. I thought chumbuds were supposed to be decent human beings?
>>30282531itll always be a problem in any community similar in nature. its a shame my brand of humor enables retards but i dont see myself changing any time soon
>>30281830Why isn't her PC on fire?
>>302825485ch content is worth putting up with the rrats. MY SIDES
>>30282097unsubbedcancelled my membershipcharged back my donosFUCK THIS WORLDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30282548what does the imgur link to?
>>30282097I wouldn't wish this even upon Kiarafags
>>30282469People.are more corncerned about HIM than gura
Going to the store before the Rainforest Halo Collab, you guys want anything?
>>30282557Ame is pretty close to Korone, which is really impressive.
>>30282086Nope.
>>30281813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgER6Aj3xW4
>>30282011/hlg/...
>>30282593Hopefully never.
>>30282610The ad and where the ad leads to
>decide to take a day off /jp/>miss a shitstormbased
>>30282524While we don’t know if it is HIM, considering what we know about his past relations with HER, what’s the chances of it being a different Jay - and no shit if you were straight up asked in public, you would lie
>>30282461I reaaaaally truly think she’s a virgin
>>30282297wtf is this post? lol.
>>30282579I mean I thought the giveaway WAS THE FACT HIS AVATAR IS FUCKING WHITE
>vtubers
>>30281991Of course. At least the anons liking Gura for the wrong reasons are getting slapped with a big fat reality check. Hopefully at least a few of them will past the test.
>>30282380this is getting out of handMORI FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAA
I have to applaud Gura for handling the issue very well. The chumbuds on the other hand.... well let's not talk about that.
>>30282531what you described essentially is the never ending 4chan cycle (and it was never really good to begin with if we're being honest with ourselves)
>>30282469More like Watame with Mukkun since there were no voices and she didn't lie. So basically nothing.
>>30282617>Halo 1>dual wielding
>>30282029Checked the archives, isn't this the same fag from waaay back on her debut? did you all forget?
>>30281889Can you post more knives in your collection instead
>>30281889You are very creative, ill give you that.
>>30282553Who cares, I'm bored and I need some fun in life.
>>30282617Grab me a mango monster and some twizzlers.Thanks anon
>>30282533Any sheep poster is a friend of mine.
>>30281819based MikoPoster
MORIIIII, SAVE USSSSSS
>>30282617I drank all of my fruit juice and bottled water and the filter on my kitchen sink is broken. I haven't had anything to drink in five hours. I'm dying.
Jay kiru kiru
>>30282593I hate you fucking BBC fags so goddamn mucht. El Negrohombre
Why is /hlgg/ plagued by mentality unstable people?
>>30282532
>>30282408Wtf bros I thought she hated the Switch
>>30282586Towa's YAB was not just because of presence of a man in her stream.
>>30282610Respectively:>Banner on 4chan of the bleeding ass rabbit>Where you get taken to upon clicking it (Pekora's page)>The image by itself
>>30282612Why be concerned about Gura? She already handled it pretty well. It's only the retarded schizos here who's making it worse and now attacking her friend.
>>30282557No? At least not in this metric>>30282572Amount of streams doesn't matter for the ranking, it's about the ratio. In fact, fewer streams would likely result in a better ratio.Basically, how many people care enough about your content to watch the VOD if they didn't catch it live.
>>30282635Sorry anon. I'm just a voicefag.
>>30282602fuck you
>>30282605It's why I've stopped saying nigger because I don't actually want to hang around with unironic racists. What used to just be simple edginess is now brainlet tier bullshit.
>>30282660I hope Ame's mama streams again soon
>>30282469Not comparable to Towa, Rushia, nor especially Ame. This is at best Watame level yab but even then its just a nothingburger unless you think any interaction with a male means they are fucking
>>30282553Some faggots from the previous threads are rationalizing it by saying "Gura will learn from this" or "He's talking bad about his friends so he should kill himself".
>>30282593>>30282626Your atahuta reps....
>reading 5ch thread>half of the posts are about pekora when the thread isn't even about herdoes this always happen?
>>30282637Based best girl
>>30282531any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be retards etc yada yada
>>30282538Big Keanu Reedus moment
>>30282097i feel kinda bad for chumbuds....
>>30282380I fucking hate you all
>>30282548Now that you mention it, it's dead hours for all of us.
>>30282540She's a blonde gaijin in nipland with yellowfever You do the math anon
>>30282670Newfags
>JAYPEE BOARD>CAN POST JAYS-sugoi..
>>30282548Congrats damscusanon, you're an international superstar.
>>30282670literally the target audience
>I'll use this from now on
>threads are bad>watameposts go upCoincidence?
>>30282180>>30282127>>30282009>>30281938>>30281890>>30282228>>30282321>>30282410>>30282473now GuraJay is a ship that i can actually get behind
>>30282533maybe watamates are based actually
Does anyone have the full picture?
>>30282380>33 commentsThat's fucking nothing. 5ch barely has any moderation when it comes to thread creations.
>>30282604Jay may not have done anything wrong here, but he is still liable for punishment for being involved even in a miniscule manner. I'm sure you understand.
>>30282688are you saying the same thing doesn't happen here?
>>30282380
>>30282380I can't believe Gura is dating a black crossdressing islamic vegan
>>30281991...
>>30282097look at this right now and tell me he deserves JAY LOVE, no he doesn't. he doesn't deserve to be harassed and die but now he'll stay the fuck away from Gura so that's the only good thing to come out from this
>>30282670All fast generals are. I hope this wakes people up to the fact that we need a vtuber board.
>>30282581THEY WERE NEVER TOGETTER JUST STOP
>>30282714are they evolving?
>>30282714YESCULTURAL EXCHANGE
Holy shit imagine the black cuck porn now chumbros..
I lost a lot of respect for chumbuds today.
Mori, save us again. Onegai....
>>30282011UNITY ABOVE ALL ELSE
>>30282715>not buying the Ayame dip
>>30282688nutsacki don't have school today
>>30282723HOLY FUCK
>>30282471She did it willingly, don't delude yourself.
>>30282617Need tea>>30282650>noticing the dual wielding instead of the tiny as fuck energy sword first
>>30282617Make sure to pick up a bottle of dumb bitch juice.Someone drank all mine.
>>30282688Chumbuds are trying to dig up dirt on Pekora and Jun when nousagi don't even care about that.
>>30282240YES. I REQUIRE MORE 5CH STUFF.
>>302827235schizos dabs on 4schizos
>>30282699Jap men aren't interested in independent white women
>>30282643I've been around for a good portion of it and I'd say it became the worst around gamer gate and 2016. When shit posting became /pol/bait is when it went to shit
>>30281889Oh for fuck's sake.
>>30282670Cause anonimity can't call them on their shit but also having a user name can bring you a bais results since people know what you past post are towards.
Deadmates, Teabeats, Rainforestmen? What's a good name?I'm actually hoping I have to create a rainforest folder after this, I don't think I have a single image of Ame and Mori together that isn't an Unity one.
>>30282723im dying here
Today was a sad reminderGura will never love you
>>30282097OH NO NO NO Chumbuds???
Are watamates just sowers of chaos? How do I join?
>>30282727Nobody wants /doxx/
>>30282617Pack of Newports.
I honestly can't believe what that single notification evolved into over these past 4 hours
How do we solve The Watameposter Question?
I've never played or watched Ring Fit Adventure before but I just finished Gura's stream. Is Gura clearing the first map boss on maximum difficulty a good performance for her first try at the game? Is she actually kinda athletic?
>>30282630Woke up early to catch the forbidden one took a nap that turned into sleep I'm very glad
>>30282316KFP stands with unity through the best of times and the worst of times.
>>30282714草
>>30282097I had been saying this since day 1, Jay and the other EUfags HER played with were pieces of shit, she never bounced well with them and they never had good synergy. Most of their interactions were the EUfags trying hard to make a joke which forces HER to play along. I don't get why you empathize with these fucks. It also pains me to know that she is still in contact with these EUfags
>>30282410i heard it in watame's voice lol
>>30282617Red Bull and mineral waterthanks bro
>>30282735I'm sick of being the target of these threads you guys gotta manage this yourselvest. deadbeat
>>30282637Picked up
If it came down to my decision I would simply give sheepposter the wall and make them face the firing squad
>>30282587This is probably the worst opsec fuckup she'll have for a while.
>>30282670>you're in 4chanstrike one>on a general threadstrike two>about virtual "idols"strike three
>>30282550Yeah it'd be nice if someone could edit all of EN to be together. It's a shame that schizos had to fuck up such a cool art concept.
Holy shit you fucks really are autistic. The fact that not only you but 5ch as well are chimping out on a friends list notification of all things really proves that idolfags and purityfags need the fucking rope ASAP.
>>30282720>being liable for only wanting to play animal crossingStop being so retarded
Ame's gonna have a Members only laying your head on her lap ASMR, right?
>>30282733Its literally just schizos and some false flagger's anon, most chum buds don't care or already know its nothing
Has the youtube bug with the view numbers been fixed yet?
>>30282763don't take your meds and post your most schizo narratives with watame avatars
>>30282723>>30282748How can 4schizos even compete ??
>Why does it seem like you guys are taking more comments/reactions from 4chan compared to Reddit nowadays>Reddit just keeps posting about Holostars, it's fucking boring.>Reddit is only useful for official management posts.
>>30282750TIME FOR MORE STUFFDeepL:>Reddit is so boring, it's not even toxic.Google TL:>Reddit is too poisonous and boringtake your pick
>>30282723My /u/schizophrenia can't compare to Japschizos
>>30282727How delusional are you that you think moving to a vtuber board would suddenly make schizos disappear?
>>30282727Right, so instead of two threads with schizos we can have 20?
>>30282796Probably not.
>>30282723Wow, that's some high level schizophrenia.
>>30282579Midlanders in the UK may as well be black. They're honourary blacks.
>>30282097Oh no...
>>30282764Gura will never love. Period.
>>30282763Listen to Watame Kojo and ask yourself if this is the anthem of a peace-loving people.
>>30282097http://poal.me/lxl7uwhttp://poal.me/lxl7uwhttp://poal.me/lxl7uwhttp://poal.me/lxl7uw
I wanna have a sleepover with watson so fucking bad
>>30282290I LOVE LULU
>>30282388Fuck I meant know.
>>30282751This new?Glad to see people are still making art from those streams if so.
>>30282380Yes.
>>30282799>>30282805based
>>30282777Nice trips>It also pains me to know that she is still in contact with these EUfagsThat's her entire responsibility.
>>30282718It's not fully completed until Saurei posts it on Discord/Twitter though but this is what she left us with today.
>>30282787>suisei schizo encouraging attacks on Jay to make chumbuds look even more badYeah because you're pissed that people are comparing Gura to Suisei?
>>30282772She's fittest Holo especially if she plays RFA tomorrow again
>>302827995ch stuff will never cease to make me laugh
>>30282575Yes and I do too
>>30282556Not with 6 viewers he isn't.
>>30282011Do they also screencap posts from here and post it on there?
>>30282799>>Reddit just keeps posting about Holostars, it's fucking boring.FUCKING MIRROR WORLD
>>30282723G-guys I don't even think we can come up with this from our ass.
>>30282799>>30282805True. I've looked at the Reddit and it's just boring.
>>30282799based
>>30282759>DeadmatesThis is the one
So when do tourists leave? I miss my comfy threads. ID debuts have fucked everything up.
>>30282581Hits close to home more than I'd like to admit.Last thing I heard of my ex gf through mutual friends, her boyfriend essentially isolated her from anyone she used to talk to. We still catch up every few months but I feel bad when she only ever had sad things to recount. Sorry for the blog post.
>>30282097sheesh... hang in there chumbuds
>>30282531It's a problem everywhere on the Internet nowadays. Ironically 4chan being anonymous may help to dent it because people don't get compelled to double down on stupid shit they said in the past.
>>30282799>>30282805i mean they're absolutely right
>>30282097>https://streamable.com/k7o5naBAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHHAHHHHAHAA CUMSHARTS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>30281840Fucking cringe
>>302827915ch only started doing it because fucks from here went to snitch over there. Before the Jay shit they were only talking about farts.
>>30282240A little bit. I wonder though, if 5ch has people coming and screencapping and translating for them too.That would feel nice.
>>30282799one and the same...
>>30282841All the fucking time, they're literally doing it as we speak.
>>30282617a pepsi and precure fish sausages
>>30282764I need a girlfriend I cant keep living my life this lonely
>>30282768Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out to just be some completely unrelated person who was unfortunate enough to be named Jay
>>30282631He unfollowed HER and started deleting all tweets with HER. Take that as you will
>>30282805Reddit isn't even the slightest bit toxic, so it's boring.
You know its kinda weird... everyone knows Zombie has a boyfriend but shes such a stacy it almost went without saying so nobody cares. I think its the way Gura is choosing to handle all this and not the fact that they were together that pisses me off. They aren't owning up to it and being secretive. The feeling that Gura is doing stuff behind her chumbuds back is what hurts.
>>30282581jesus christ I know that feel, but I still found hilarious how big of a 180 the thread had for J after they found out he is just as depressed as them
>>30282763>>30248172>>30248172>>30248172Learn black magick
>>30281836fuck me
>>30282772Yeah she great for a hikki.
>>30282097Care to explain this EN fag?
>>30282796Yes
>>30282752They are if their legs are open for the night.
>>30282753It tracks to any big influx of newfags really and then when finally things improve the next one arrives or some other shit happens
>>30282799>>Reddit just keeps posting about Holostars, it's fucking boring.>>Reddit is only useful for official management posts.They know!
>>30282848A few days
We need the ina coomposter to save us again
>>30282723>this is how a well fed rrat thinks
>>30282097Okay...we can handle this like adults, right?
>>30281909The stream? AmazingThe threads? UOH and then went to shit in a split second.
>>30282742>ywn drink Mori's dumb bitch juice
Every holo should be above 1 million subs
>>30282759
>>30282777Honestly it's cool to still be in contact with old friends, even if streaming together didn't work out, completely agree with the missing synergy you mentioned. I'm still friends with a bunch of people I met in /a/ epicmafia threads in 2007 or so
>>30282772Yep, that was some good performance even if it did kill her. She might also have a high pain threshold.
>>30282830Oh, you're a lifesaver thank you anon.
>>30282097HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30282795Don't make me think about that right now.>spoilerIt better fucking be.
Ayyy, I cant believe we are "culturally enriching " 5ch, nice
>>30282772First boss is a literal tutorial boss.For context: imagine doing that many reps, and that many sets, for every regular enemy encounter. and that's before the area's actual boss.That said, she did pretty good and if she turns the difficulty down a few notches, she'll survive for a while
>>30282463Slightly more viewers but probably worse revenue.
>>30282723This narrative is too powerful for me, seller.
>>30282097>shark literally wanting jay to fuck her crazy like a prostitute
>>30282863you need to date to realise you prefer not dating
Here’s your future Hololive audience, bro
>>30282685Even if they are fucking, who cares?
>>30282723You now realize how retarded our narratives about JPs look from the other side.
>>30282795Yes. We just need to keep being good Teamates that reminds her how cute she is.
>>30282759>deadmatesDaddy likes
>>30282895Based
>>30281840I enjoy that this zombie does not give a shit.
>>30282723holy shit pack it up, we've been bested
>>30282727>wekys go have your own plebdit page
>>30282482DYRB
>>302827995ch are truly our brothers
>>30282766>>30282809>>30282811You guys always say the same shit when comes to having a chuuba board. Just admit that you enjoy the fast schizoposting and the horrid general "culture" instead of making excuses against a new board.
Don’t worry 35p, we still care. Hope you did your opsec reps. If not you, then all your buddies who liked your memearrow tweets. Go protected again, we can still see you.
>>30282854WTF BROS, IMMEDIATE GRADUATION NOW
>>30282793Watamate, you and I both know that behind the veil of shitposter, we are one and the same.
>>30282723the rrats here need to step up their games
>>30282097>https://streamable.com/k7o5naWell, he's clearly a social retard so it's not that bad.
I want you all to know I LOVE MORI
>>30282380kek
>>30282858nowhere near as often as we do. I think they got the amegeddon screencap translated though.
>>30281889Did you shit blood on your art?
>>30282699Japs are known for having shit taste. They'll turn down the hottest bitch you've ever seen if she doesn't act like some cookie cutter seiso japanese woman.
>>30282854how do you blow out people today with a clip everyone who cared has seen 3 months ago
>>30282932well, did they?
>>30282799>>30282805Do...do they like us?
>>30282895you're a shining light in dark times, anon
>>30282097WHEEEEEEEZE
>>30282371I honestly thought it came from just shifting letters because lol > lel > kekbut that's also news to me
im not gonna read the fuckin thread, someone redpill me on recent gura
>>30282799>>30282805>"""""""fan""""""" reddit>only useful for official announcements>Holomems treat it as a secondary Twitter>memes need to be free of any copyrighted shit or Coco can't use them for her reviews>can't even post about Gura without being banned by the psycho mods
>japs hate polka>everyone else loves polkawhat happened
>>30282097lmao really cumsharts...? this is what you idolize? kek
>>30282833The soreness is going to be felt by everyone. God damn.
>>30282953They shouldn't.
Alright bros...15 MinutesDeadbeatshttps://youtu.be/dnCcGfzG1t4https://youtu.be/dnCcGfzG1t4https://youtu.be/dnCcGfzG1t4Teamateshttps://youtu.be/ARaFgXeAUWIhttps://youtu.be/ARaFgXeAUWIhttps://youtu.be/ARaFgXeAUWI
>>30282768You have to understand, the rrats were, and are, fucking STARVING.They pounced on this with everything they had, and when most of it got ripped away from them, they decided to make dead hours into a fucking meat grinder for anyone left. They went for the gut punch, they got punched back when people understood all of this was covered months ago, and now they're biting and wrestling with everyone to keep everyone in the mud with them for as long as possible. Even doing shit like LARPing as redditors to concernfag, like a twisted way Nijis turned the Aloe incident from "SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND" to "Well she's actually harassing Nijisanji," but for the rando friend instead of a company.But we're stronger than them, in the end. The rrats always starve out.
>>30282097Jesus, I can't watch Gura the same way again
>>30282933You piece of shit always says the same thing about wanting your own personal board, fuck off.
The fucking music that's playing in damascus's stream is giving me the impression that he's genuinely a deranged individual.
>>30282097I FUCKING LOVE HOLO DRAMA SO MUCH IT KEEPS ME ALIVE
>>30282527KEK
>>30282869How can I learn to harness this power?
>>30282097>https://streamable.com/k7o5naI dont get it, he made a joke. what's the narrative here?
>>30282482of course not but that didn't stop you from replying to bait
>>30282531Pic related will always remain true
>>30282915That's already the audience, and you're retarded if you think that those people aren't the majority by now.
>>30282763Watamefag chinks recently doxxed a fellow chink who wronged them to the point of chink social security numbers and shit and then enlisted them in the chinese army. Watamefags are turboyab
>>30282742God I wish that was me
>>30282932Why wouldn't I?
>>30282915Thanks, I hate it
>>30282742what does stupid bitch juice taste like?
>>30282741If the weapons in the art had their canon sizes, I think Ame would barely carry one with both hands.
>>30282097FUCK YOU GURA FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITIM TRANSFERRING MY ONE AND ONLY MEMBERSHIP TO AMELIA. A PURE MAIDEN UNLIKE YOU
>>30282914theres no way it can be wrose then this current feeling I've never even kissed a girl
Who's gonna TK each other first, Mori or Ame?
I have to admit but the sheepfag is correct. We're the bad guy here.
>all of 5ch thinks Gura fucks niggers nowI hate you faggots.
>>30282985hey i genuinely wanted to know if someone had proof that she went to the UK at some point
>>30282965I want to ask on 5ch if Polka has a boyfriend but I don't want a nip janny to ban me
>>30282805I will never forgive reddit for those subhumans who tried to make en0tamat stop drawing Gurame.
>>30282764
>>30282971Mori's title is cute!
Same-chan have boyfriend? It Pekora era now.
>>30282833Go watch Korone marathon this game
Ok guys, so I've been banging my head against against a wooden wall repeatedly, completely incapable of rational thought, but I think an impact must have put my blain back in place because I just had a revelation.In a long distance relationship, you can't really fuck, right? Like, I know you can have discord sex and send nudes or whatever but you can't have actual penetrative sex across an ocean, right? (unless you're Astel)So what I realized this means is that, the more time a holo has spent in a long distance relationship, the higher the chance she's an actual virgin! Technically.I'm erect.
>>30282759I've only ever seen >>30282899and this one
>>30282895Based and unitypilled
>>30282915This isnt new, and its better than the fucking schizos here who keep breaking containment
>>30282579Probably not
>>30282799>>30282805They're correct
>>30282974Based Vergilposterrrats will always lose due to their lack of motivation to love an oshi
>>30282865Becauae schizos actually went and asked him directly. If random 4ch asked me that i would get paranoid too.
It's times like these where I miss the Nakiri giggle poster...
>>30282997>AMELIA. A PURE MAIDENoh no no nono one tell him
>>30282964>can't even post about Gura without being banned by the psycho modsWait, for real? Were you cunny posting? Be honest anon.
>>30282998it might not be but only because you dont know how good you have it yet
>>30282971>Watson & Moriartycool name
>>30282933We always say the same shit because it's fucking true and you idiots keep acting like a board would magically solve every problem about vtubers on this site so it bears repeating until you get it through your thick skulls.
>>30282984For HERfags it's a nothing burger. For day 1 chumbuds, it's another timeloop. For newfags, it's yab.
These threads need to be moved to /trash/
>>30282097holy shit kek
>>30282011UNITE THE CUNNY!
are nousagis to 5ch as watamates are to /hlg/ and /hlgg/?
Reminder to teamates that Astel will marry Ame. Then dump her and run off to Disneyland after immigrating.
SHARKMEIDO MORIONEGAI
>>30282997Mori is the only pure EN
>>30282320bur = what horde see when alliance players type "lol" in commonkek = what alliance players see when horde players type "lol" in orcishAnd yes "kekekeke" is roughly about how Koreans laugh in real life which became a meme through "zerg rush kekekekeke"The crossfaction translation in WoW is a reference to SC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s07bqXuXF9ULIKE A FAT RAT
>>30282097I'm really curious to know how many of these replies are from the same person.
>>30282812>>30282876I'm getting conflicting reports here.
>>30282833Save for Korone.
http://poal.me/knvkf5http://poal.me/knvkf5http://poal.me/knvkf5http://poal.me/knvkf5
>>30282963>ringfit thread>chumbuds wanking as usual>suddenly a switch notification comes up with some dude named "Jay" playing animal crossing>chumbuds with cum still waiting to dry on their hands throw a hissy fit>people find it was gura roommate's boyfriend>they find him streaming and his discord>chumbuds rush and raid his discord calling him shit>dude is depressed and wants to die now
>>30282899Isn't this on part of a full set that has all 5 of them? I think this pic only exists because he did those two first.
>>30282097Yab
>>30282974Based Vergil poster, always telling it like it is.
>>30282777She's a grown woman dude. You don't even know her or anything about what her relationships with people are like in private. Give it a rest.
>>30282830thanks anon, been looking for this one
>>30283041To become a Disney Princess I assume
>>30282984>HIS DICK STRECHES ACROSS THE OCEAN Etc. Etc. Etc. We're caught in another timeloop. Logic doesn't matter to cuckposters.
>>30283017What the fuck are you talking about? Jay may not have the ability to ninja walk across the pacific but he can portal his penis from the UK to the US. That's why Gura's excited for Portal 2
>>30282565A few thousands at any given time.
can you fucktards in discord stop trying to organize a raid docx on jay. Like holy shit knock it the fuck off you goddamn babies.
>>30283004Polka is a lesbian
Debut thread is gonna be even worse than usual. Guess I'll watch this one without you guys
>>30282974Based Vergilposter
>>30282097Jesas
>>30282723The rrat king must relinquish his crown now.
>>30282997>Amelia>pure maiden
>>30282984anon...the replies are jokes
>>30283018>>30282759
>>30282097whore
>>30283001I fail to see the problem.
>>30282951Just like that, anon
>>30282997>Amelia a pure maiden Pfffff go back to /hlg/
>>30283033didn't even notice that, that's a cool pun
>>30283055We'll never know anonchama
>>30282870She doesn't owe you anything, anon. She does her job and tries to make people happy, but that's as far as it goes.
New updated list of tragic Holos from one of the last threads:>Subaru: House burnt down and was born with a hole in her heart, also got hit by a car>Gura: Mom died when she was still a teenager, got misdiagnosed with a serious disease herself after her death which turned out to be nothing and only caused more mental anguish>Kiara: Failed to achieve her dream of becoming an idol which made her suicidal and mentally unstable to the point where she was forced to beg for food>Kanata: Hearing impairment and basically deaf in one ear>Amelia: Homeless>Watame: Father abandoned her and her mom>Marine: Raised by a single father>Aloe: Sex>HoloCn: Born in ChinaPlease add anyone else that might've been missed.
>>30282997Bro I love Ame but I immediately laughed when you called her a pure maiden, all Holos are used goods anon, become a fag and support Holostars the actual pure maidens in Hololive
>>30283077>in discordthere's your problem
>>30282553Fags should mind their own business, the dude just wanted to play his shitty game and happened to pop into Gura's notifications. He literally did nothing wrong. I get that this whole thing has been good for a laugh, but no amount of mental gymnastics could ever excuse the harassment.
>have to sleep late because of Amori collab>have to wake up early because of Pavolia debutfuck this shit
>>30282974Stay based, Vergilposter.
>>30283062just another reason to hate cumbudsthanks anon
>>30283077chumbuds are the most immature fucks in the whole hololive fanbase. remember when they threw a hissy fit during the among us collab?
>>30283010Yes. I did some digging around and this is him.
>>30283030Reddit mods are trying to limit gura posts because they're dogfuckers basically. Archive reps for more info
>>30282587Tbh other Holos have made way less understandable slip-ups. I'm surprised she's kept up the illusion for as long as she has because her past isn't exactly secret, and I feel like any other Holo in her place would've screwed up way earlier and in a way worse way.
I want to remind everyone that I like this chicken!
>>30282565Iunno but the 800 number has been consistent. I've always observed that on Ame's plug dj and bubbabot afterparties. From what I know of, only this thread and probably to a lesser extent, her fan discord (but let's be serious here, there's a clear user overlap between here and that server) know about Ame's afterparties
>>30283055all me
>>30282871So how does J differ from Klaius' yab? Is it because some tards broke containment?
>>30282971Mori seems to be dorkier than usual today.
>>30282097This was when he was happy, imagine being him and looking back at these days when the girl you thought would always follow you is beyond your reach? Imagine doing those shitty voice acting AMV shit and playing games with her thinking that those days would last forever. I bet whenever he sees clips like these he dies a little inside. He is literally the most cucked man in the universe. Now he streams with only 1 or 2 viewers while she gets around 50k viewers per stream.
>>30282097It's alright everything is fine this is nothing it doesn't phase me just jokes nothing more
>>30283049I choose to believe that the kr kekeke to the "lol->kek" translation is an unconfirmed narrative
>>30283112good post
it doesnt even matter if gura broke up with him..she was supposed to be a pure maiden.. a virgin.. never having dated anyone..we now know that she has been soiled by another.. a fucking UK chav at that..im fucking done. is there any pure girl in holoEN?
>>30282997All holos had boyfriends before, just accept it.
>>30283077you're joking
>>30282870People spent this entire time lusting after gwar goora, so its a shock.Zoombie is brand new, so at worst, she's a zoomer Imouto now.
Really feeling like inacoin and kiaracoin were the only safe investments, they've only been on the rise unlike the other three taking huge dips at one point or another
>>30282864That's... actually a genuine possibility
>>30283112based
>>30283062The worst part about this is the dude literally did nothing wrong. The guy who was fucking Amelia made some subtle hints towards knowing who Watson was, but Jay has done NOTHING.
>>30283026Well it's the only Jay HER knew so it's very likely it was the same person
why can't you fucking faggots just watch hololive shit normally instead of forming narratives and looking into the past lives of the girls. why are you like this.
Ogey, be honest, /hlgg/, have you guys ever false flagged before to bait (You)s?
>>30282998Don't listen to him bro. Dating can suck but being alone forever is literally hell.
>>30283041I'm not a gosling so it would be cute to see him spill his spaghetti over Ame some more.
>>30282097He sounds like a CHAD Tbh. reminds me of "for me it's watson!" clip
Thread died, new 5ch thread if anyone wants to lurk in two places at once before the streams starthttps://egg.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1607240690/
>>30283017actually jay fucked her with his 4000 mile long BBC all the way across the atlantic ocean trust me I was there
>>30283097Wish I could see, just this once..
>>30283117That's because she's ovulating. You better put a baby in her before her eggs expire.
>>30283030He's a rrat
>>30283062Nice bait barracuda
>>30283109i want to fuck him
>nips in 5ch are looking forward to black cocks in same-chan porns
>>30283107I'm impressed you took the bait that fast...
>>30282097>2 year old jokeWow this has 33 replies? How many of these are samefags?
>>30282974As far as I'm concerned, rratmen don't exist
>>30283088Some people like this schizo >>30282777 are taking it dead serious.
>>30282097This man just chummed his pants
>>30283107boyfriend is just assumptions as well
>hololive SamexJay TeeTee thread
I'm going to shitpost about gura's graduation just like aloe in reddit. wish me luck
>amemori in 15 mins>maccies isnt delivering at the momentmy nuggies...
>>30283001>33 people Wow
>>30283062>circlejerk thread turned to bloodbathso are cultists the only civilized group?
>>30283030Nah, it's just that bad.
>>30283143I've falseflagged before but only to spread positivity about Kiara because she's my third favorite.
>>30283109He's gay, he wouldn't be interested in her.
>>30283035>a board would magically solve every problem about vtubers on this siteYes it would. Just enact an /mlp/ tier site ban on vtubers. It would slow down the board and reduce the concentration of mentally ill people. Literally the only reason why /hlgg/ is like this is because of how fast it is.
>>30283117based
Why do people care about Gura's ex? No one ever brings up Kiara's multiple exes? Like at least with kiara there is concrete proof and confirmation but nothing like that with Gura.
>>30283147MY favorite is Watson.
>>30282984the narrative is that virgin losers here never had a girl in their lives telling them that, so they think it has any meaning or it's super importantfeels so fucking good not being a SEAnigger or a crying chumshart, I seriously hope all the replies are people merely joking or that chumfucks don't give a fuck
>>30283006I LOVE YOU TOO GURA! T u TTheres nothing anyone can say that will make me stop loving Gura. Anyone who said the same and got filtered by this yab never deserved her anyways.
>>30283135kiara coin is unstable, but it's safe to say it will keep going up.ina coin is going up, very slowly, but going up
>>30282963>old friend of gura from HER days appear on the notifications>newfags overreact and harass him>people find out how much of a depressed shit he is>JAY LOVE
>>30283171Stay there.
>>30282915FBI OPEN UP!! XDD BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY DIO! ORAORAOROAROARAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA BIG CHUNGUS WHOLESOME
>>30282768it's the power of schizos/rrats who haven't had a solid narrative to bitch about for a few weeks.You'll notice literally nowhere else is any of this being talked about except this shithole.
>>30283135safe money doesnt make money
>>30283100don't include roommate shit.
>>30283062>chumbuds doing any of thisYeah and I bet teamates, KFP jannies, deadbeats and tentacultists are the ones shitposting about and attacking their oshis. Learn to recognise the fact that you share this thread with a whole load of people who don't give a fuck about Hololive and only want happenings, drama and (You)s.
>>30282963>gura RFA>gura's switch gets a notif that a dude named Jay is online>3 months ago we already knew Jay was HER streaming buddy but they had a falling out, and Jay did some sadposting about it>narratives now range from "they were dating but broke up" to "they are fucking right now despite being separated by the ocean">ogey
>>30283062kek
>>30282097I can never look at Gura the same way again...
>>30283040Our nousagis are pretty bad too
>>30283100>she was forced to beg for foodcock for cash you mean
>>30282011The feeling of having brothers who you can't communicate with directly...
The attacks might've been harshed but I hope shark is talking to jay right now to make sure she's fineJAY LOVE
>>30283107You get baited and fall for the falseflaggerGet the rope
>>30283074Didn't know euros didn't have planes
>>30283147Wait, you're saying neet is a chad? The guy that broke up with Ame a few days after her grandma died?
>>30283147This guy would never do that.
>>30282974Can we exchange watame posting for virgilposting?
>>30283108I thought we had already agreed it was just a few chinks and Iofi blowing it out of proportion.
>>30283187rrats are starving
>>30282097Fuck you JAY you deserve getting shit on
>>30283143Never
>>30283173thats at least 5 fanarts
I love Sora!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3UOnkcbxjY
>>30283100I can't tell if this is real or if you are just baiting concernfags.You should add that Mori moved to another country to chase a one-sided relationship though. Get those (you)s.
I respect this Japanon. He gives no fucks!
>>30283100Are Ina and Mori the only Ens with a normal past?
https://boards.4channel.org/jp/archiveIf only you knew how bad things really are.
>>30282723We need to get better rrats. We're being put to shame.
>>30283030I'd believe it. You can't even post official art of Jack or Illya on the FGO subreddit. I only learned this from /alter/
You guy really need to start writing books. On conspiracy if you can put this much research on something that will never matter, A single frame of anxiety, hope you all continue to waste time.
>>30283143Once and then I got banned for 3 days so I don't do it anymore. I realise now it lowers the quality of the thread so I stick to getting wholesome (you)s instead.
>>30283170What have we done
>>30283062Bwaahahahahahaa
>>30283058what you just experienced is literally the same technical behavior that youtube's view counter is dealing with. i think that's funny.
>>30283187Because people only post about recent happenings for a few hours, then get bored and look for the next thing to shitpost about. If Kiara had something similar happen, it'd be the same dance.
>>30283143I have in this very thread.
>>30283182so you hate vtubers and wants the fad to endjust close the tab, faggot
We're almost there, bros, hope my boy does well!
>>30283205>THEY FELL OUTthere is literal evidence that they played phasmo off-stream as recently as 1 month ago.
>>30283143Unironically yest. SEAnigger
>>30283107Honestly attacking a poor depressed dude just tipped it over for me.
>>30283182nah fuck off.
>>30283108Right just like how all Deadbeats are doxposters and how Takodachis are totally behind all of the falseflagging
>>30282992Like Mori.
>>30281889Uhhhhhhhhhhh what am I looking at exactly?
>>30283143Yes, but as a joke by pretending to be retarded during dead hours to try and entertain.
Why hasn't Mori drawn the anti aggro yet? She usually does something really polarizing right about now to take the heat off her genmates.
>>30283216watamefags are the niggers of /hlg/
>>30283248joke's on you I'm published
A Redditor friend is messaging me about the situation on WhatsApp. Can a dumpster-diver who can actually comprehend the website's UI confirm if they noticed like YT chat did?
Why are you fucked like this?
>>30283049>>30283125do you people not own qwerty keyboards? 'kek' has been a thing nearly as long as 'lol'.
>>30283236I love Sora too!
I support my oshi not because I love them, but because they deserve our support. Have a nice day, Gawrgoyla out. Hoocha, huhaha.
Is the seanig kris undoxxable or what? Strange when the other two have been uncovered so quickly.
Will Mori and Ame save us?
>>30283062>Boyfriendhonestly you're just as bad for pushing this rrat.
>>30283271>I was just pretending to be retarded.
>>30283040Nousagis are numberfags and numberfags alone across every fucking language and every fucking website on Earth and I don't fucking get why
>>30282992Pussy
>>30282994She might be able to hold two, it's just she isn't gonna hit shit with them if she's even able to fire them.
>noooo chumbuds did nothing wrong! it was the falseflaggers or [x]fags
https://pomf.tv/stream/scratchBtw I'm still streaming for you all, come hang out I can't check the threads much.>>30283270Self unbirth pregnant vaginal blowjob
>>30283237It's real but posting the source about Gura and Kiara's story will get you banned.
>>30283205Anon you don't have interdimensional teleporting penis? I don't know what to tell you. Fucking separated by ocean is common these days.
>>30283216>watame poster>the contents of the post are absolutely abhorrentSasuga
>see thread>still schizo SEA hours>close thread
Watamates are absolutely the biggest fucking faggots going.
>>30283272Shes about to stream, be patient anon.
MORI LUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keep replaying the part at the start of Amelia's ASMR stream where she wakes up and welcomes you back...
>>30283192People forget that we're in love with characters, not the people behind them.
It's nearly Halo time rrats, get fucked
>>30283289Ame already saved me.
>>30283100kys
>>30283289It will all be forgotten the moment that Mori thanks an aka
>>30283168You can physically sense the double-take he does. She was just fucking with him, the dirty little brat. dunno why you're all going insane
>>30283293I'm also legit retarded at times, but that wouldn't be false flagging would it?
>>30283109LOW
>>30283143No, I genuinely just wanna discuss the Holos with you guys, cause everwhere else is fucking boring or awful... This place is awful too, but at least when actual discussion happens it actually gets pretty good.
>>30283286You better donritual posting tomorrow fellow chumbud
>>30283278And Jay gets to hear this every night...
>>30282550Yeah, that always bothered me, especially since you can see the glow from Mori on Gura's section
>>30283248I've been saying this. Narrativefags should stick to keeping it in their journals and leave the threads clean.
>no prostitute gura on the side of the road with thumb up towards truckers artwhy even live
>>30282617Can I get uhhhhhhhTwo number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>30283304They're just Ayameposters with a different image
>>30282533I applaud any anon who attempts to salvage the name of Watame/Ayameposters after the absolute number the shitposters did on their image
Which holo do you think has the largest breast to total body size ratio hlgg
>>30283182You really are a special breed of retard, aren't you? You're just moving the mentally ill shitposters from one location to another. And then spreading them across multiple threads. Which actually makes it HARDER to moderate shit like doxxposts, not easier.
>>30283226But wouldn't they feast on something confirmed to have happen like we have proof of multiple exes from her interview and her posts about the break up. Like they could easily post about KFCucks and be 100% correct
>>30283300Ohhhh. That's a new one.
>>30282097Anyone else think that interaction was pretty cute? Seemed like a cute relationship.
>>30283310symbolic
>>30282583they both love animal crossing to death
>>30282915>You thought your favorite Taiko song was Cirno's Math Class, but it was me Dio XD XD XD pog
>>30283040Everytime I see sheep posting trying to incite tribalism, I always assume it's a falseflagger.
>>30282766>He forgets that yesterday a meido literally posted the room mate image during an extremely active threadIt happens either way anonHaving too many threads will cause un necessary division tho I believe, but having at least a few more threads to split up types of discussion could be beneficial
>>30283003Newfags can't toriforce
>>30282933>make a watson post>only post it to the watson thread because everywhere else it's off-topic and it'll get deleted without discussionvs>make a dox post>post it to every single thread as fast as possible because the only thing I care about are eyeballs
>>30281987>using twitter in the first placeYeah, I'm thinking it's time to sell Anoncoins
>>30283272she doesnt feel like it, the rrat queen has abandoned us
>>30283300Based Damascus
I only care about cunnyGura's roommate is not cunnyso it doesn't matter
>>30283292Ahh yes. Let's just say friends with benefits. Good good friend who wants him to call her a fucking prostitute!
>>30282870https://youtu.be/7oAdilOoyNc?t=1277
>>30281889Unironically go to the nearest Catholic church and ask for confession.
>>30283108No, because that never happened you baiting sheep cunt.
>>30283245the reimu armpit threads...
>>30283219I know you virgins have never been in a relationship, but that doesn't really work.
>>30283263evidence? it looked coincidental at beast. Phasmo and AC are both massively popular games and just because they both play it doesn't mean they were playing together; still i should've specified>>30283205>>30282963to clarify, they fell out in 2019, Jay sadposted about it, but they seemed to have gotten close enough to be on each other's Switch friend list again (and he only got a switch AFTER the fall out)
>>30283289Hope Ame doesn't get violent with Mori again like that one time after she did that podcast
>>30283218>>30283169>>30283163>cumbud cope
>>30283187Everyone knows Kiaras a whore already. White knights just don’t care
I'm legit starting to miss the mori shitposting.at least it was funny to read, this shit is just annoying.
>>30283276We noticed but 5ch was too busy trying to identify or not whether Gura had farted for about an hour or so to notice. Eventually some fag shitstirred
>>30283286based Gargamesh!
>>30283150>BBC>BritishMakes sense
>>30283187Why do people think any and all interaction with a male means they are in a relationship and fucking?
>>30283141the people you are speaking of aren’t on this board in the first place
>>30283289Ame saves me by existing.
The saddest thing about this Jay thing is that it shows Gura doesn't know how to end a relationship properly. She isn't interested in him anymore but she lets him hang around - why? To avoid hurting his feelings? She hurts his feelings every day by keeping false hope alive.
>>30283280what the fuck kind of keyboard do you own? kek being a misspelling of lel makes more sense than that, and lel wasn't that long ago o and l are literally adjacent while k and e are halfway across
>>30283287yes. she's the ID suisei.
>>30283263I played Phasmo too 1 month ago before she streamed, guess I played with Gura then!
>>30283261Quite the opposite, I hate mentally ill people like you who perpetuate the problem. You never wanted a solution, you just want to shitpost
>>30282965Japs don't hate her either. Tourist from here go to 5ch and mistake the dedicated anti containment thread as the /hlgg equivalent and assume that is the case. It's just a meme put out by uninformed anons.
>>30283332rrats are also newfags
>>30283187they were never dating try again
>watamefags are discord-trannys spamming jaylove
>>30283153Can the eggs of an undying, unaging body ever expire?
>>30283112Same!
>>30283110>Reddit mods are trying to limit gura posts because they're dogfuckers basically.But aren't the mods of the subreddit almost entirely the accounts of hololive members or staff?
>>30283278Holy fuck that clip reel is real
Gonna close the thread so I can pay attention to my boys, you guys better behave, okay?
>>30283040nousagi, 35p, sheepfuckers are the trinity of shitposters in /hlg/
>>30282904>>30282907So people are phoneposting to try and drum up even more drama?
>>30283299You could at least try and be a little more subtle with your incitement attempts, being a sheepposter used to mean something.
>>30282599Look at the bottom. It is.
>>30283062>findingWe already knew all about it but back then it died down because supposedly they had distanced from each other. Then the notification happened.
>>30283330Suisei
>>30283276what subreddit do these tards even use to talk about shit like this
>>30283263No, there isn't.
>>30283302goddamn i need new hardware
Mori. I know I haven't always supported you, but I need you more than ever. Please do something to distract the rrats and I will give you an aka. Just anything please
>>30283143You can't fool me meido
>>30282162>100k chumcucks watching
>>30283187I'm okay with Kiara being my whore
>>30282550And if someone does it, please remove Coco. I don't care that she made a Holo EN Gen 0 post, she clearly doesn't give a fuck about trying to be EN. The rest of the honorary ENs at the very least show interest in doing reps.
>>302831123 more hours...
>>30282965Everyone else is based
>>30283180Hey nigger. This was basically on the front page of the subreddit
>>30283357>but that doesn't really work.
MORI, PLEASE, DON'T THANK SUPERCHATS AND DON'T DO FORVED GUHs!
I enjoy this. I enjoy this pain.
>>30283381No, but each egg that goes unfertilized must be met with another death. Every time you fail to impregnate the reaper, she takes another life.
>>30283055>>30283164Lets break it down. There are the capslock faggots, the (...) fuckers, and the watameposters. Others don't have a distinct style, so I personally think its like 5 fuckers tops samefagging.
>>30283381anime logic
>>30283236>>30283282Reminder that the pogzombie is now friends with Sora and will teach her to speak in zoomer. Pogino Sora incoming WANGYWANGY
>>30283366The one with Kiara is about her being paid 300k yen for some good ol' fucking
>>30282997>he doesn't knownewfagchama......................
Chumflakes need to learn to roll with the punches like the rest of EN. Yeah yab gets dug up on literally everyone, stop shitting up the threads by taking the bait you retardst.deadbrap
>>30283135Kiaracoin trends similar to the stock market, it has ups and downs in the short term but long term it ALWAYS goes up
>>30283353>attacked risu and the indos because they did not translate for guraNah, chumbuds are petty fucks
Do you smell what the RRAT is cooking bros? you're all falling for a trick, take your meds now
Do my eyes deceive me? Are chumbuds FINALLY getting their comeuppance? What a glorious day
>>30283420What kind of rrat is this
>>30283300>this music
>>30283320with his teleporting dick, yes
>>30283341 ▲▲ ▲
If Jay dies then the shit that TrashTaste faggot said about Hololive fans will be absolutely justified.
>>302819193rd for Polka.
>>30283422>redditniggers are fatOnly more reason to get /fit/.
lets be real guys>white woman above the age of 16>not a virgin
>>30283425I like her thanking dem Akas though. Good point on natural Guhs however.
>>30283100The Watame really hurt me. Fuck that sheepshitposter. Watame doesn't deserve that.
>>30283433NOO!!!!!!!!
>>3028339535p run /hlg/
>>30283263he got friend zoned they are probably still friends but there is no evidence of anything more
>>30283143Nah, worst thing I've probably done was to answer the >your oshi surveyposts with a different girl every time but that's it
>>30282503Pregnant Gura is the one narrative I refuse to let go of no matter how much contrary evidence there might be
>>30283411Much better than your failed dagger
>>30283370Just because you're insecure about how girls treated you in highschool doesn't mean that your projection is justified.
>>30283425shes going to bust out a big fat NIGGER in the halo stream to divert the antiposting from Gura
>>30283340that was someone posting an image early on in a thread they knew was going to fill up quick, and then deleting their image to free up a slot once the thread hit 300, then posting their own image to fill up that 300th slot and make people think it's a mod when it isn't. Image count never went over 300 = not a mod
>>30282417>No way she got that much only from 50k live viewersFor 80 minutes? Just factor the flux of people tuning in/out
>>30283335It's just a fucking joke. People here are retarded.
>Gura is probably reading this thread as she's being fucked by Jay RIGHT NOW
>>30282825Yeah, posted in the past day.
>>30283407SUFFER, CHUMSHARTIT IS YOUR TURN TO KNOW PAIN
>>30283143I only ever post positive stuff because I love my oshi AND her friends
I love you ame!
I'm honestly worried about Jay. Gura has the biggest fanbase within the whole hololive and a big chunk of those has a parasocial relationship with her. I wonder how many death threats have Jay received so far?
the only virgin in hololive is Ina
>>30283208I guess this is what happens when we drive out the HERposters and newfags don't know vulgar Gura can get.
>>30283153its true
>>30283379But that doesn't excuse why no one talks about Kiara and her exes she was fucking her photographer
>>30283062just chumchads being based as usual then
More chicken before the Halo collab hopefully drowns the garbage.
>>30282651rrat got an unexpected feast and are running away with it.
This thread isn't very good
>>30283443>>30283447>>30283458>>30283465You dogfuckers are really not subtle with your raids.
>>30283152>>30283180>>30283422>open /hlgg/>they're posting reddit screenshots again>close /hlgg/
>>30283439This. Chumflakes should treat this as fanbase hazing and learn to ignore and move on.
>>30283347you need to be more subtle. maybe imply that they were having sex during the stream too.
>>30283420god I love rodents, they're little funballs. I really want to get rodent pets again
I can't wait for them to realize the old graphics hitboxes are the ones that matters when they toss a grenade passed a tree and it bounces off thin air back at them. God damn you 343 why couldn't the Anniversary graphics be any better?
>>30282870This is still a narrative?
>>30283479I'm a Teamate you filthy nigger
Who the fuck is Jay?
>>30283447i'm glad my oshi is aqua, probably the purest holo ever.
Chats openhttps://youtu.be/ARaFgXeAUWIhttps://youtu.be/ARaFgXeAUWIhttps://youtu.be/ARaFgXeAUWI
>>30282971Does the pc version have that feature that let's you toggle old/new graphics with a button press? I hope Mori spams that shit for fun.
Hi guys I need suicide method suggestions. No guns because I'm not american.
>>30283112same
>>30283192My heart may have wavered but that is because I am an emotional weakling. Now after some time to think it through and calm down I love Gura more than ever. Can't wait for RIng Fit in the morning.
>>30283425>livestream begins>almost immediate guhscreencap this
>>30283486Ina MAYBE
>>30282768The problem was, months ago, the narrative was debunked because of Jay's depressed twitter post and people just accepted they don't have any ties anymore at all. Now because of that single notification, everything was made meaningless and now we are back on a timeloop but this time it's not going to be debunked anytime soon.
>>30283420Hamsters are friends
>>30282974Based!
Why won't sheepposters go back to their containment thread?
>>30283429
>>30283385Yeah, but that's in name only basically and to let them do what they want. Do you really think the holos actually manage the day to day shit?
>>30283347Who calls her gf a prostitute on stream? That'd be the absolute disrespect. He was just an asshole who didn't know how to make jokes.
>>30283331>And then spreading them across multiple threads. They're already leaking outside of this general.>Which actually makes it HARDER to moderate shit like doxxposts, not easier.It would make it easier because it would artificially slow down the board. If there's a dox/schizo thread, just report, hide and sage. Mentally ill people thrive in fast threads.
>>30283100Yagoo: A former yakuza who committed unspeakable crimes but now atones them by giving a second chance to broken girls in his company.
>>30283458I already know this, too bad SEAnigger muslims here wanted to keep the purity shit even their own ID didnt behave like that
>>30283241Eh... Mori's is possibly worse than you think but I'm not about to post that shit.
>>30283443Proof?
>>30283117It's true
>>30283340wasnt meido you tard the image count never went above 300
>>30283483it'll make him stronger
>>30283278>you will never have rough sex with Gura over a discord call while pummeling her cunny with your 4000 mile long peniswhat is the FUCKING POINT of my life?
>>30282240Ah, another fine specimen
>>30283395Even outside of /hlg/, they are nasty fucks.Taiwnese watamates just sent 35p bilibili head translator's ass to the military for making fun of watame replying to the fake ollie twitter account
>SWITCHING TO REACH
>>30283489why are chumcucks like this?
>connection issues
LOL
>>30283473I thought the jannies were active in that thread deleting stuff all over the place though, that being untouched would be strange unless I recall it wrong
>>30283458Some rrats can reach sexual maturity at 6 weeks old.
>>30283507Gura's black boyfriend
>Jay and Jun are the same?!Our schizos can't pull this out from their ass no matter how hard they try
>We're having issues connecting for Halo: CE so switching to Reach for campaignCould've seen that one coming
>>30283219wow he was flying out on his private jet for HER pussy every day huh? what a chad
HOW DO TEENAGERS HAVE SEX??? IM 19 AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE MAJORITY OF MY PEERS HAVE LOST THEIR VIRGINITY OR BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP, I DONT GET IT. I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME. SOMEONE EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW HOW IS SEX REAL. WHY DID I NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE IT I DONT UNDERSTAND AAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck? I JWU and the thread is on fire. Again.What happened this time, is it even related to a stream?
>>30283505Oh fuck. Me too
>>30283487HERfags already knew about this shit though. If anything they're better fans than the retarded newfags talking about dropping her now.
>>30283510Yeah, Its tab if I remember
I never watched Halo nor played it, because I deemed it as an inferior FPS
>>30283004Yes she does, his name is Chat and she whispers sweat nothings in his ear in every ASMR and Story time stream. She also leaves him love notes in her members chat.
>>30283486>he doesn't know
>>30283509>issues alreadyHAVE YOU EVER TRIEDPREPARINGLIKE BEFOREHAND
>>30283545stupid womenjust play halo 2
>Days without issue>Days without drama0 (Zero)
Are we watching Ame's POV or Mori's?
>reachnoooooooooooooooo...........
>>30283143When people trash my oshi I go out of my way to make retarded posts so people will yell at me instead.
>>30283062>chumbuds rush and raid his discord calling him shit>dude is depressed and wants to die nowThis is a rrat, how do I know? I'm there retard.
>>30283300Damascus, I would go, but I think I'd have a fucking stroke if I tried to see that on top of everything tonight. But do your best, because even if I'll die looking, it'll make a thread better
>>30283511just continue thinking about Jay and Gura, eventually the problem'll sort itself out
>>30283331Mentally ill shitposters do it because they get 20+ (you)s every time. They wouldn't get them in slower threads. Don't even get me started on /vy/ and 2hu schizos who just shit up these threads because they want us gone from their board. "It would be harder to moderate" is just a shitty excuse by lazy meidos.
>>30283511try drowning in gura's pussyjuice, jay.
>>30283062sounds pretty based.
>>30283524>who callsYeah he didn't... It was gura herself who DID
>>30283458>16try 12
>>30283553Cool your jets, zoomnaito
>thread so bad it's full of reddit, schizoposting and Watameaight see ya on the collab, hopefully they wont reach The Library
>>30283017Virginity is back on the menu boys
>switching to reachOh god dammit. Oh well, at least Lone Wolf will be a surprise for them still.
>>30282380This is the final frontier of shitposting. it doesn't get better than this.
Kiara is a stupid slut
>>30283102based
>>30283375a new board wouldnt solve it, you need to leave/mlp/ was a mistake and they learned the ways thats why these threads exist, do your archive reps
>>30283548he's not black
CEbros, we got too cocky...
Reach campaign is better anyways get fucked
>>30283511Fly to America then buy a gun
Mori's ruining yet another collab
>>30283545>already fucking up
Jay just committed suicide by hangingwhat the fuck you faggots did
>>30283528everyone knows, no need to lie
>>30283370heyyou can break up with someone and still remain close friends and do shit together
>>30283565
>>30283452>TrashTaste faggot What did he say?
>Schizo posting>Doxx posting>Rrat posting>Reddit posting>Falseflaggerswhy are dead hours the worst?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OqdMmdmAlg>[RING FIT ADVENTURE] YOGA EPISODE>Assuming I'll be able to stand
>>30283553Have you tried talking to people you want to fuck?
>>30283335A lot of shizos in this thread have never had any sort of friendship with girls and don’t know that banter exists. The level of femboy gf shitposts you see online also exist in boy/girl friendships if you have enough friends.
>>30283553>IM 19Get out of here kid
>>30283017discord sex exists anon
>>30283112Did you send a marshmallow KFPbro?
>>30283550I'm impressed with their humour to be honest. Do they have "IT'S REAL" posting too?
>>30283486Release the doxx
Mori you where warned days ago, please.
>>30283505>>30283555the duality of man
>>30283582God I hate Watamefags
>>30283554JayDeeVA went online to play AC and Gura got the notification for it while streaming. That's literally it.
>>30283545Fuck that's the worst one
>>30283458Yeeeeeeee you’re right
>>30283486nah she had (has?) an LDR and as you know, men have portal dicks so they definitely fucked
/hlg/ hereif you wanna deal with this sheepfucker cunt, just run down the image limit fast.still you fucks deserve it though
Finally, it is time for THE rrat collab of the ages!
>>30283521>Do you really think the holos actually manage the day to day shit?Oh I know the holos themselves don't do moderation but the mod team are official staff or staff controlling holo accounts if they need to. So the question is, who on hololive's payroll is a dog fucker and why do they allegedly remove Gura art?
oi cunts pipe un dahn me woives are gunna play sum 'alo on tha telly, dunt make me lift me seat ta knock some sense inta ya noggins ya wazzocks
Why would switching to Reach fix things? How hard did they botch the online?
>>30283545Well at least they tested it before the stream
>>30283578Oh shit you're right, I need to sleep I ain't thinking straight rn...
>>30283545nope, hate reach.
Rainforest deserves a better thread, lets surveypost>Your oshi>How far can you stretch your dick (bonus points if it's across more than one continent)
>>30282638They will adapt or get filtered. This is our Amegeddon, our Podcast.
Everyone shut up, there's a fucking rat in my walls and every 30 minutes I have to punch the wall to make it stop scurrying around.Please send help
>>30283607not really lol
>>30283553anon, your being a normal person reps...
>>30283611sure did.i put a comment about her thick chicken thighs so i hope it gets in.
AME TURN ON SUPER CHATS! YOU ALWAYS FORGET AFTER LA NOIRE!!!!
>>30283594nah, the MCC is a piece of shit, people have been doomposting about this stuff happening since they announced they were playing Halo.
Do they even have Reach installed??????????
>>30283565Both
>>30283458Based. My girl Mori would never be an awkward virgin
>open thread>still talking about a nintendo notification 5 hours later>close thread
I swear to god I'll be pissed if we go through two ame streams and the thread is still all about gura.
>>30283553nnnnnnaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30283609Didn't take long for Mori to ruin the Halo Collab huh.
there's a concerning lack of Gura hat edits on the latest threads, you chumbuds alright?
>>30283447>Shit on every fanbase>Enter a fucking stage of denial and start spamming unity when it's about themThe fucking mental gymnastics are hilarious, from trying to say the guy is her brother to denying the existence of planes, next time they'll say the guy doesn't have a dick so it doesn't count
I FUCKING TOLD YOU NIGGERS MORI WOULD RUIN THE HALO CE COLLAB
>>30283553You don't
>>30283596shut up fag
>>30283630based 35p, sheepfuckers deserve the rope
>>30283605Taking all that black cock after working out isn't easy for Gura
>>30283630I didn't do anything wrong Mikobro...
watson updated her thumbnail
>>30283565>not watching both
cumbuds are the worst thing about gura
>>30282974Based. Always hold back the rrats.
>>30283553kid.....there are 30yo+ wizards here. don't make them feel bad.
>>30283511Knife? To the jugular
>WOW GUYS LOOK AT THIS CLIP THAT WAS ALREADY SPAMMED MONTHS AGO>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>>30283638Reach has WORSE netcode for the campaign so it's surprising they're able to connect at all there.
>>30283643Gura4000 miles
>>30283565Both, obviously. Just mute one.
>>30283507One of HER friends who is a depressed EUtard that wanted to be a VA
>>30283574>"It would be harder to moderate" is just a shitty excuse by lazy meidos.That's exactly the point though. I know the meidos wouldn't be able to moderate an entire board of this shit. So even if its better in theory, the reality is that it won't be any better.
>>30283553ask your uncle, make sure to be extra sexy
>>30283588You're right, hes african-british
0 Days
Hopefully it's confirmed that Jay is a white guy right? How can we fellow chumbuds even recover if he's confirmed to be black?
>>30283143I say mean things about Ame to get them out of my system, I don't need the yous but they sure stack up.
If Mori actually does something thread breaking tonight I will be convinced of the rrat that she intentially is the yab shield for all the girls
>>30283659CE sucks anyways
>306 images
>days gone without mori ruining a collab(0)
>>30283676lmao she sounds like Trump
>>30283553It can't be explained, you either get laid or you don't. Just hope you're a late bloomer and not a wizard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARaFgXeAUWI Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnCcGfzG1t4 MoriLive!
>>30283550If Jay = Jun then Gura = PekoraSo in conclusion, Chumbuds = Nutsackis
>>30283676happy for chicken
>>30283676Nice, happy for her.
alright, who's ready for Mori to take a proverbial bullet for Gura with some major tactical fuckup today?
>>30283630Based. I've made sure to start filtering all Watame images as well to make sure those faggots don't waste the time it'd take to look at their post.
I FUCKING LOVE MORI!
>>30283263I'm a stalkerfag but yeah, the time when Gura also said she was playing payday 2 matches with Jays recently played.
Why does reach work but not combat evolved? This is bullshit.
>>30283187KFP are already willing to wait in line for their turn with Tenchou, posting about her relationships doesn't get enough (You)s
>>30282097i can't believe it took this long for this video to finally make the rounds.
>>30283645Maybe Niggerman can help you with the Rats in the Walls.
challenge: drink every time mori gives big ups to a SC
>>30283545>switching to the worst HaloI sleep.
>>30283554gura has a male friendalso he might kill himself
>>30283676Are you guys really in chat hours before the stream? Admire your dedication.
>>30283511Make a comic about Muhammad and get peaceful Muslims behead you.
>>30283394yes mama!
>Thankfully i only see those schizos in this site only
>>30283353do ur reps
>>30283558Halo was a product of its time. I remember standing outside GameStop with three other uni friends waiting for Halo to midnight release. We ended up just not going to class for 3 days straight and just playing Halo 2. I miss those days. Not really having many obligations and just chilling and playing games.Here I am now 36 with the mortgage payment and just all of life's bullshit that comes with getting old. Thankfully I've never had children because that would probably be the end of any type of social life and hobbies.
>>30283676oh my fucking god kiara shut up
One of them may have only downloaded the multiplayer of CE and not know
>>30283638They didn't download the campaigns ahead of time which you need to just go into the menus and download ahead of time, and the default campaign for Halo MCC is Reach which is the most boring campain
>>30283626At least our community here is growing... with all these new people that weren't here 2 months ago.... hehehe
>>30283659What is halo reach even
>>30283676how..how is she doing it?
May God help us all.
Mori already fucking up the collab
>>30283102Sure thing anon, but there is no holostars thread on /jp. How would I harvest enough (you)'s?
>Nhato RemixEvery time.
Does anyone have the mute mori extension?
>>30283653This. My boy gets pussy like, all the time.
>>30283630You made me realize it's the same guy who was spamming Watame to fill the image count because he thought /hlg/ was being raided by a guy posting about Gura.FUCKING KEK IT'S HIM FOR SURE
>>30283102I don't know if a doxx of the holostars exists. But I am willing to place my money on all of them being above average handsome men with massive dicks.
>>30283676she should ask Jay to be on holotalk
>>30283603Basically shat on Hololive fans for acting like the girls are pure maidens and that they shouldn't interact with men.
>>30282953They laughed at us on THAT day. Aside from that they do seem to like us, yes. Mirror, oouhposting, cringekino, etc are all stuff they've said.
They are playing Reach.
>>30283630Based 35P
Kiara is a whore who fucked a photographer for his camera
Alright no more shitposting the streams started
>>30283714My money is on Mori forgot to actually install CE. You have to tell the game which ones you want installed and she probably didn't look at it.
>>30283643When I was abroad in Japan I banged a girl in the US while facing westward
>>30283722>gura has a male friendWell that's literally noth->also he might kill himselfOh.
>>30283721It's the stream frame for the lotr watchalong, she put it up a few minutes ago
at this point J*y may have some real jab, what if we ask nicely will he...
If you guys ruin my Return of the King chicken stream I'll never forgive you
>>30283676Based but cringe.
>>30283699>sheepfucker can't read
I had two tabs of Mori's stream open on accident...
>>30283645HP LOVECRAFT CHAMA??
>>30283676I want Noel on holotalk
MORI, PLEASE. YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP HOT DROPPING US INTO THIS REMIX. THINK OF MY FUCKING EARS.
>if gura is visibly down tomorrow we will know that she visits hereit'll be like the stream after amegeddon. ame literally cried during her post-stream schematic.
>>30283491I love Kiara!
>>30283746Wasn't she supposed to use a different remix for every stream?
Deadbeats, has Mori mentioned anything about that Nhato remix yet. JESAS
>>30283761>>30283761Yeah it was me
>>30283630Fuck you /hlg/all you niggers are the same
ow my earsMori must be live
>>30283676Man finally something uplifting
>>30283678He can't make me feel worse than I already feel on a day-to-day basis.
>>30283710i'm always ready for more Mori
>>30283714Welcome to the Master Chief Collection.
>>30283545>switching to the halo with the best graphicsAbsolute zoomer.
>>30283638Remember that one of them is in Japan, I'm not really surprised that the lag might cause issues.
>>30282097Kek
Halo fags post your spartan tag 196 here
>>30283553Get 2 sponges and a glass. Fit the 2 sponges in with the bristly part facing away from each other (you can make them face each other if you're adventurous). Use your new invention and thrust your schlong repeatedly until you cum. Drink your cum afterwards.
>>30283676Good for her! Glad shes happy with it.
>>30283732The fact that this is probably the case says something about EN's track record when it comes to preparing streams
>>30283545I love the reach multiplayer
>>30283100Haato: Neglected by her host family and mocked by their children.
>>30283276They noticed that the stream got privated, that post has about 80 replies of various thoughts and opinions. But half of the replies are mad at 4chan for harassing Jay.
>>30283676I'm happy for chimkin
>>30283676I don't see that in my chat looks fake
>>30283737by not being autistic like youthe same things you hate her for at the things normal people like her for
>can't play the first one>jump to the fourth onewhy?
>>30283698Idiot. >>30283733The last halo game bungie made
>>30283719Drink everytime mori says she’s bad at video games
Okay let's see. Mori's usual stream time vs Amelia's non usual stream time. Numberfags have no excuse this time
When will she stop using the nhato remix?I think she likes it more than the original
>>30283778that's fucking hilarious
>>30283762You absolute retard
>>30283611I had to do my EU sleep reps but I hope my fellow coworkers didn't disappoint with their questions.
>>30283754kek
Amemori let's fucking IKUZOOOO
>>30283473i was repeatedly being accused of being a mod in that thread (i am not one), because i was camping on the refresh button waiting for someone to delete so i could knock off gosling spam with fresh catches from #gawrt
>>30282571Check out Pizza dad's EN viewers.
I FUCKING LOVE MORI I FUCKING LOVE MORI I FUCKING LOVE MORI I FUCKING LOVE MORI I FUCKING LOVE MORI I FUCKING LOVE MORI I FUCKING LOVE MORI
>>30283676Holotalk is a BIG SUCCESS, my senpais are all beautiful people and the most talented. The best.
>>30283722>gura has a male friendThe saddest part is that we've known this for months now. Timeloops are always the worst types of narratives because you're not even experiencing anything new.
I wonder if deadbraps and condomates are gonna shit up this thread with endless gosling and hugs, HMMMMM.....
>>30283545Good, CE campaign sucks ass
>>30283653>>30283749Mori resorting to samefagging is kind of pathetic...
>>30283759kek
Why they even tried to play CE? Since when does it have co-op?
>>30283801Wtf dont dont do this it makes mustard gas
>>30283813Technically reach is the first one in lore.
>>30283782no
>>302836590 Days on EN without technical difficulties. Not surprised.
>>30283813Isn't that the one with mommy Cortana?
>>30283778Bro she's going to be fucking dead tomorrow.>Never exercises>Forced herself to do 70 squats along with all the other exercise
>>30282097Glad I jump off the Gura boat along time ago
>>30283761She sets goals, prioritizes and achieves them. You should be more like her anon.
>>30283550Who's jun?
>>30283710She'll thank an aka minimum
>>30283813Story wise the events happen before CE so i guess that's the reason.
>>30283813its a prologue
>>30283813Reach is a prequel
>>30283100When did Gura's mom died? What the fuck??? I can vividly remember Ame making the ground pound jokes about her mom in some stream.
>>30283746Yep.>partyhard.gif
>>30283813They're probably thinking because it's the earliest in the timeline that it's fine
I can't believe Mori "Jay" "Nigger of Nippon" Calliope RUINED another stream
>>30283782Yeah. I'm pretty sure she completely forgot.
>>30283729You don't talk to my chikim that way.
>>30283743She fucked it up a week ago when the schedule was released.
>>30283813It's a prequel. It literally happens hours before 1
>>30283830Why are zoombiefags like this?
Getting real sick of Ina.
>>30283817I do too
what was the thread like during Gura RFA?
>>30283643MoriI have circumnavigated the globe, so by dick has stretched it's entire circumference
>>30283732The base game basically includes everything but a small fraction of data. We're talking like literally 10MB per game, that would be some legendary incompetence. You're probably right though.
>>30283848Jay 1.0
>watching mori stream>ears get blown out by the loud music and transitions
>>30283829Of course I gotta hug my bros
>>30283688All this is happening because of the notification? I can't believe shit sometimes
>>30283630>still you fucks deserve it thoughFuck off nigger
Why the fuck are they playing Reach?
>>30283778>ame literally cried during her post-stream schematic.yeah for a joke about spicy noodles
>>30283778gura probably is sleeping right now tho
>>30283828I literally cry every time>3 months old pic gets posted>OMG WHAT THE FUCK UNBELIEVABLEBut to be honest I enjoyed this yab, get the fuck out from oshi and go fap on the sword bitch
>>30283813Reach is the prequel to the CE, and one of the easier ones.
>>30283844Im pretty sure she got fit fucking that brit
>>30283817Cause nhato is basedhttps://youtu.be/pc4zZ43R9o0
>>30283778Nice narrative
>>30283874So no one?
>>30283868this but with mori
>>30283335GuraJay LOVE
>rarely watch a mori stream>left the stream reservation link open>playing videogames to wait for it to go live>SUDDEN EARRAPE OF WIGGER RAPWhy does Mori do this
>STREAM IS STILL IN INTRO BECAUSE THEYRE JUST NOW REALIZING THE SHIT NETCODE AND THE FACT THAT YOU CANT PLAY IT ONLINE EVEN WITH SOMEONE 30MS AWAY FROM YOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3028386635 yr old here, he's not wrong
>>30283801Put a glove in there and wrap the opening around the top of the glass and lube it up for easy clean up.You're welcome
The IDs are all virgins cause sex is haram unless they aren't a mudslime which is about 40% of the population
>>30283828I honestly can't believe we have this many newfags freaking out over this, it was known even before her debut.
>>30283610Yeah I should knowI fucked someone called amewatson in a private chat in the Watson fan discordGiven the name it's definitely ame for real, anything else is copeSee you later loserst. non-virgin
>>30283119yeah... i was envious of him at first, but now i just feel bad for him. apparently i'm not the only one who feels for him, too.
>>30283868then take some meds, anon
>>30283870The worst possible time to experience post-nut clarity
>>30283726Do yours, a literally less than a handful of chinks on twitter do not a fanbase make.
>>30283870Low quality, but in a different way. It was just endless "UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" posting, it was boring. And I say that as an "UOOOOOOOOOH" poster
>>30283643Morifrom my chair to my keyboard
STFU MORI
It begins!
>>30283844She's going to walk up tomorrow not being able to bend her knees.
Reach is the best Halo game.
MORI LOVE!
>>30283550>Both biggest fanbaseI think they're upto something
>>30283870nonstop uooooh until minor yab that has shat up thread for 2-3 hours since
>>30283868how?
>>30283737it starts with a G and rhymes with Dick Tracey
>meant to be CE>reach cinematic
>>30283897you forgot the>close stream
Anal
I wonder if they edited their Spartan or if they're using the default black Noble 6.
>>30283732Oh wow, yeah it actually makes sense then. It's weird to have connection issues in one of the game and not the other.
>zoomers in chat celebrating it's Reachabsolutely disgusting. You fucking managed it again Mori.
>>30283870UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWhich increased when Gura said "suck my toes" and decreased when Jay started fucking her on stream
>>30282097And people still spam JAY LOVE
>>30283630>still you fucks deserve it thoughwhy are mikotards like this
>>30283778>ame literally cried during her post-streamIt was a fake cry, go check it out and tell me if it was any real.
>>30283610>Like, I know you can have discord sex and send nudes or whatever but you can't have actual penetrative sex across an ocean, right? (unless you're Astel)Please, read my shitpost before you reply to it. You make me sad.
bouncy gang!!
Meidos, what kind of black magic ritual do I have to do to get the Watamefag/s to be obliterated? I'll do anything at this point
Ame with angel wings, halo, and a holy aura would look good beside Mori...
>Reachwell I'm out goodnight /jp/
>>30283881Are you fucking serious, is this how desperate these fucks are?
>>30283778She'll cancel the stream and narrative rats will have another field day.
>>30283870UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOH
>>30283839>exact Same phrasing as Amelia just usedAme...
>we can play CE another timewill never happen thankfully
>>30283897It’s the filter
>open stream>mori's talking>mute stream
BOOBS
>>30283897It's too bad you can't mute videos while waiting. I always mute Mori's stream intros.
Reach is great but CE would have been kino
>>30282097>Cuckbuds will defend this
>>30283940Don't let the door hit you
What are the chances of Ame falling asleep?
>>30283929Reach is objectively better than CE you dumb boomer
>>30283929Reach is based
>>30283853>I can vividly remember Ame making the ground pound jokes about her mom in some streamWhat do you expect from someone known for her toxicity in games?
when you watch this, just remember that this could've been gurame.WHEN YOU HEAR ALL THOSE AWKWARD SILENCES AND MISCOMMUNICATIONS. JUST KNOW THAT THIS COULDVE BEEN GURAME.AND WHEN YOU HEAR THAT BIG UPS HOMIE ON AMES STREAM. KNOW THIS COULDVE BEEN GURAME.
I'm watching Ame and why is Mori also on the screen?
>>30283897You deserve it for watching Mori and not Ame
>>30283778That was a fake cry because of the game and probably to hint the amegeddon
>>30283932sheepfags are not better
Is their armor color coordinated?
why does each stream have different colored armor during the intro
>>30283897>loudly announces her presence to assert dominanceBased
https://twitter.com/manamachii/status/1335485048275922946Oh no no no
>>30283953Based
I don't get it, is Reach bad? Never played Halo
>>30283896It's amazing how the girls still don't understand this .
>>30283940they're just playing it chronologically anon
>>30283901Nah, mudslime here is not that fanatics, premarital sex is rampant heret. Indog
>>30283953Its ina time for ce
>>30283953It will
>>30283755I mean, the fucking narrative schizoposting here and elsewhere that comes with a male interaction is so fucking bad I might almost agree
YOU DON'T PLAY REACH BEFORE THE REST OF THE SERIES BECAUSE THE IMPACT IS FUCKING GONE YOU RETARDED WOMEN IT'S LIKE PLAYING YAKUZA 0 BEFORE 1 AND 2
AMEMORI LOVEI'm so hyped for this.
>>30283630Sheepposters are my favorite posters in both threads.
>>30283776It has some a little buildup, but she seems to start the song before the stream.
>>30283893pretty much. still fucked pekora though.
kill thread boobs koopa
>>30283965gura sucks lol
>Ame is the default Noble 6>Mori changed her color to red
"Sir, permission to leave the station""for what purpose, AmeChief?""To ground pound their moms"
>>30283545>mori ruins ame's halo stream
FUCKING CHAT NIGGERS STOP SAYING AME IS GOOD WHEN SHE'S LOW COMPARED TO MORI YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>30283967you are seeing things I guess you're an anti now
>>30283960ame is going to rage
>>30283848Japanese chad that has dated (or still dating) PekoraHe's also the most popular streamer in Japan right now
>>30283958Never had fun with a girl, anon?Don't tell me you're a permavirgin. I'm so sorry, samefagger.
Are all the Holos normalfags?
>>30283988sigh