/jp/ - Otaku Culture

but i love you, sink ;)

So is this shit going to be posted daily now?

How does he know that? Has my pillow been seeing him behind my back?

NEE MOO TAN

>>3026431
And YOUR significant other doesn't love YOU, either, but we can both keep pretending, okay?

;_;

Don't even TRY to pretend you're not attracted to real 10 year old girls, i won't believe you!

One of my professors in college was a turk, he was a real cool guy.

>>3026443
>daily
Until they get bored of course.

I think this guy's just bitter that his body pillow was cheating on him with some neckbeard.

That New York Times article is really doing damage.
The other day my parents brought it up. Luckily I suppress enough, I think.

>>3028000
>That New York Times article is really doing damage.
Just as planned.

>>3028009

Is that Feminist symbol a fist ramming up a vulva?

>>3028000
>>That New York Times article is really doing damage. The other day my parents brought it up. Luckily I suppress enough, I think.

Good thing my parents don't read that. I'd definitely get some questions from them if they did.

Anyone have a link to the New York Times article?

>That New York Times article is really doing damage.
Good thing they're projected to go out of business next year

>>3028100

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=1

I'm sure my parent read the article. I'm sure out of the possibilities that their 23 year old son is either gay or a 2D lover, they'd pick the former. Never bothered to ask me, so I don't bother to tell them I love 2D.

I liked how the woman kept mixing up 3D and 2D. But honestly, if someone is having sex with a pillow, I wouldn't want them around my kids either.

>implying I will ever have children ;_;

>>3028126
You mean you don't?

>>3028126
It's not like you would know, unless they were like the guy in the NY times article.

>>3028128
My 2D love cannot be represented in the 3rd dimension, especially not by a body pillow.

Maybe now is a good time to ask. What made you people draw away from real females? I mean, I'm a virgin loser myself, but I simply can't force myself away from liking real human feminine features. I think the main interviewee in the article had the right idea about being realistic.

My parents do not read the New York Times, but are pretty accepting of my 2D waifu. Hell, my mom got me a figure of her for my 23rd birthday (which I still don't know how she knew about her, because at that point in time she didn't know about my waifu). It's strange though, because my mother keeps joking (or I'd hope so) about when I plan on marrying her when she calls me.

>>3028170
I don't care about real women, it's as simple as that. I'm not attracted to them knowing how fake and stupid they are. I work my job, have a few friends, and resort to 2D for love. I am fine with my life.

>>3028176
>how fake (...) they are
>resort to 2D for love
Don't you think that's a little ironic?

>>3028176
Sounds exactly like me. Also happy with my life.

>>3028119
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

>>3028183
You don't understand what I'm saying, do you?

By fake I mean they put on a mask and try to act like good people to hide the hidden bitches that they really are. I'm not stupid, I already know that 2D does not exist.

>>3028183
What ironic about that? Learn to 2D. Faggot.

>>3028176

That's understandable. Somehow, I tend to overlook the bad qualities ascribed to women in general and focus on how nice they look.

>>3028170
The closest I ever got to liking a girl was when I first hit puberty and fancied a girl for no more than a week. Even then it wasn't even really a crush, more like I was interested. But after about a week I lost the initial interest. Since then I haven't found anyone that I really like in the 3D world. However, 2D is a different story. My first crush was, in fact, Sailor Moon and Venus.

No joke.
What I hate the most is the mindset some people have.
"You don't like what I like, you must be severely depressed to stoop down to such lows"

What, I can't genuinely like the girl? I HAVE to be a depressed looser to like her? No, I don't. I don't care what your standards are, don't confuse them with mine.

I'm talking to nobody in particular, just felt like getting some points out.

>>3028176
>>3028173
>>3028149
>>3028123

You guys are joking or trolling, right?

How could you possibly like a drawing better than a real person?
>>3028000

>>3028173
That's sad.

>>3028199
>I tend to overlook the bad qualities ascribed to women in general and focus on how nice they look

Maybe I could do that if all I were looking for is to get laid, but when it comes to love it's near impossible for me to feel anything towards somebody, except for my idealistic 2D fantasies.

>>3028210
No anonymous. You are the trolls.

>>3028210
Obviously you are just a normalfag that can't even begin to fathom people being different from your social standards, so I don't feel the need to explain anything else to you. Perhaps you will grow up in the near future.

>>3028205
Mine was some of the girls of Tenchi Muyo when it aired on Toonami. Sasami, the pink haired one, and the ganguro one. I remember watching that in my room, and then masturbating in the bathroom after it was over. I no longer masturbate in the bathroom, so I guess my life really hasn't changed much.

>>3028000
I think it would be better if my parents understood my 2D complex.

I'm pretty sure they just think I'm a pedophile right now.

>>3028173
That's really cute.
If I were a girl, I'd date you.

>>3028233
Dates are possible between men.

>>3028233
I'll have to respectfully decline your offer. Sorry.

I think this article is pretty stupid. It makes it look like there are shitloads of guys running around Tokyo with body pillows in broad daylight.

I highly doubt that.

THE CAPOW

So do you guys just plan on being single your whole life or do you plan to have a family eventually?

Nisan didn’t mean to fall in love with Nemutan.

>>3028225

Normalfags disgust me.

Let people do what they fucking want.

Goddamn.

I don't think I could possibly fall in love with a 2D fictional character, but I look up to you guys that can.

>>3028119
Goddamn I hate articles like that, coming from this 'moral high ground' perspective, talking down on people.

>>3028259
The article was okay in comparison to most others. It was mostly neutral, but I really didn't like how much she focused on the age of the characters, even exaggerating in some parts.

But what is this force, then, by which Don Juan seduces?
It is desire, the energy of sensuous desire. He desires in
every woman the whole of womanhood. The reaction to
this gigantic passion beautifies and develops the one desired,
who flushes in enhanced beauty by his reflection. As
the enthusiast's fire with seductive splendor illumines even
those who stand in a casual relation to him, so Don Juan
transfigures in a far deeper sense every girl.
—SØREN KIERKEGAARD

I havn't completely discarded 3D women, precisely because of the 2D ideal that I desire in them. I think it's much more fulfilling to keep 2D in one's heart while confronting the world, rather than discarding reality all together. By doing so, 2D never ceases to be beautiful due to its nature as an ideal, and 3D becomes appealing by virtue of the ideal's reflection.

These guys are outsmarting me dudes.

I think I'll stop with all this anime bullshit and get some pot to smoke along with aids infected bitches so I can have a children and a lawsuit on me about monthly payments and stuff.

>>3028249
What for?
Families are annoying to deal with. Not my kind of thing. Besides, I'd make a horrible father. I'm far too selfish to deal with anyone else's needs and wants. I dson't like compromising with someone else to spend out free time doing something we both like a little when I could be using my free time doing what I really wanna do alone.

Even as a kid I felt this way. My friends would invite me over to their houses and stuff in 3rd grade. I'd make up some lie so I can go home and watch my yellow crap sub VHS tapes of anime from the Asian store near my house.

"Hey, wanna come play some street fighter at Hector's house?"
"Um...actually my mom wants me home early, I have to take out the meat to defrost before she gets home"
Of course, this was a lie so I can get home without making them feel like they were ditched. By the end of 4th grade my friends pretty much established that I'd much rather stay at home than be with them, and that I was only a "in school" friend.

>>3028273
Even then they got the ages wrong

>>3028249
I don't think anybody would want be as a husband or a father. I'm too apathetic to things.

>>3028170
An experimental relationship. To this day, she still doesn't have the slightest idea as to why I called it off.

I remembered thinking to myself "fuck, this isn't what I expected at all" and turned back to 2D. I can't understand how some of you normalfags can manage... it's just simply too much shit for me to deal with. Too much upkeep.

Well, at least I got to fuck her (amazing, huh?). That must've been great for me, right? Fuck no. Call bullshit all you want, but it didn't feel good at all. My right hand does a much better job at satisfying me. Granted, she wasn't really experienced -- I'll give her that... but I'm sure I wasn't supposed to get bored in the middle of it.

I hate how they call her Nemutan. Why not just Nemu? That's her name, isn't it? Stop calling her the same thing as 'Niisan'. It's creepy. Also, is Nemu really 10 years old? She was in middle school according to the Wikipedia (haven't played Da Capo).

I want to have one daughter and I will spoil the fucking shit out of her.

>>3028280
Stop being a loser and get a pussy already dickweed.

Why can't some people love both 2D and 3D like I do? I look to 2D for my idealistic fantasies, and 3D for the real thing. My parents are deeply understanding, although I think they already abandoned dreams of me bearing children due to my preference, but whatever. That's what adoption is for.

>>3028249

Even if it weren't for BITCHES AND WHORES, I still probably wouldn't have a family. The career I intend to go into is pretty dangerous. It'd be pretty selfish of me to have a family, then run off and get killed.

>>3028303
I want to play Princess Maker IRL. ;_;

>>3028305
Because I don't want the real thing. I just want to fantasize about it. That's all.

>>3028222
You've got me pegged there.

You know drawings can't reciprocate feelings, right?

Pretty sure all the Da Capo girls were like 15.

>>3028251
>Nisan
At least spell it right.

>>3026431
Where is that video?

>>3028170

I love people though, and people are 3D.

I still don't got any friends though. Actually, I haven't had one since I was a little kid. I guess I'm just too used to enjoying things alone. Maybe I'll figure out how to connect to people IRL as time goes on, but I'm not worrying about it at the moment.

>>3028249

Yeah, I want to one day. It's always been a goal of mine, actually.

My life goal is to support myself until I have enough money and a place to accommodate a little girl. I'd get all the satisfaction of being a father, without the nagging bitch. If I don't ever have enough money to support myself and a little girl, then I guess I'll never have a child to call my own.

>>3028277
>. I think it's much more fulfilling to keep 2D in one's heart while confronting the world, rather than discarding reality all together. By doing so, 2D never ceases to be beautiful due to its nature as an ideal, and 3D becomes appealing by virtue of the ideal's reflection.
>3D becomes appealing by virtue of the ideal's reflection.
It will only bring you despair in the end, my dear chap.

>>3028300
No, she isn't. And it shows that they didn't actually research their topic before making a show about it. They probably think Nemutan is her name.

ITT dicks afraid of pussy.

>>3028326

My goal is to have a family some day too, and I know I can bag a good girl too. I know I'm a good person that can make a woman happy someday.

>>3028300
Big fucking difference.

>>3028326
It's not too difficult to connect to people IRL, but if you're too idealistic it will be a challenge.

>>3028344

>>3028333
Right, and dealing with 10+ years of arguments on and off with some chick who gradually gets older and uglier leads to a much better end?

>>3028324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCLZ8YgDl6g&yt

I like how somebody responded to the video with Rainbow Girl.

>>3028352
u virgin

>>3028326
>Actually, I haven't had one since I was a little kid.

Hey, sounds a lot like me as well. Fuck.

;_;

Normalfags are silly creatures. The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy". It's sad.

It doesn't have to love me back!

>>3028353
You're just afraid of ending just like your parents.

Grow the fuck up already, dude. You're not a teenager anymore. Right?

>>3028364
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"
>The only purpose they find in life is to "get some pussy"

2d looks better then 3d ever will, its as simple as that.

And in regards to romance, maybe I'm weird, but I've never felt anything for anyone.

>>3028380
Yes, that's what I said. What about it?

Dose he think women are really in love with him?

>>3028388

Turks are quite popular with the ladies.

>>3028394
But are they in love with him?

>>3028367
Indeed.
Your love for her is real, and if you're happy with that then that's all that counts. Because really, if you're happy with the way your life is then how can someone else butt in and act like they know what's best for you. People are individuals. We all have different values, and some of us don't like to follow the cookie-cutter path of the "ideal life"
Do Good in school > Find a nice girl > Get a good job > Get married > Have children

People seem to think that if your like isn't anywhere near this path then you're miserable. You can't possibly be happy if you don't live the way everyone else is living, right?

Keep loving her anon. She's not physically real, but her character is. Don't let go of that love you have for her.

>>3028375
What for is a relationship with a woman when all you have to care about after marriage is raising kids and having a financially stable life?

You can be financially stable all by yourself, and you can go on living without the need of a wife and some snotty little brats.

>>3028401
go back to /a/ you shithead

>>3028249
I've been thinking about this a lot recently. I really want to raise a daughter and mold her into a perfect woman. She'll be born at home in my secluded mansion in the forest. Home schooled her entire life and taught skills like flower arranging and tea critique. She wont have any contact with the outside world, but she wont need any. Nothing to corrupt my perfect child.

...Oh man, I just realized I'm a Kuhouin

>>3028363
It's strange, but it was a few years after I started living this life (I was 8 when I played my first eroge) that I had friends. I didn't have friends as a kid, but this 2D world taught me how to actually form relationships. It's rather ironic.

Femanon here,

virgin boys SICKEN me. What's the point in having a dong between your legs and not using it? You've got sperm running in your balls to pour it in a pussy not in your own hand. Your dad would be disappointed if he saw you wasting your genetic material with unliving creatures made of pixels.

Girls aren't so scary as you people think, just try not to be a complete ass around us and you might get a nice relationship. People can be a bother when living alone but I guarantee you the good times are worth all the trouble.

>>3028385
I assure you, you are not the only one. It's not as if I can't stand the sight of people, I've just never found an actual person who's attracted me.

That said, I don't even have people I'd wanna spend time with as friends.

>>3028387
I forgot to put in 'This.'

>Do Good in school > Find a nice girl > Get a good job > Get married > Have children > Divorce > Child support

fix'd

>>3028412
perhaps it's because you're 800 pounds and smell like shit

shut the fuck up bitch

Why are there so many normalfags here? Are they idolfags trolling or something?

>>3028375
>Ending up like your parents
>Implying not every relationship has its ups and downs and doesn't eventually loose it's spark with age

>>3028418
/jp/ is a skinny board.

>>3028364
Roneryfags are silly creatures. The only purpose they find in life is to "watch some anime character get some pussy and fap to it". It's sad.

>>3028411
0/10
This is why women don't know what 'true love' means.

>>3028411
Son...
I am disappoint

>>3028414
Oh, I thought you were against what I was saying or something.

>>3028405
I've been posting on both since the split. Couldn't decide which board to stay in since they both had something I liked. I know I'm not the only one who still frequents both boards. I just don't use my trip on this side much, but sometimes I'm too lazy to take it off when switching between the two.

Sage for unrelated post.

I'm a 1D man.

>>3028411

>>3028439
Why are you responding to obvious trolls? Ignore them.

>>3028411
>just try not to be a complete ass around us

This is one of my problems with real people in general.

Why should I act like someone I'm not?

>>3028439
Don't worry about the trolls. I think you fit in just fine here, bro.

>>3028411
>the good times are worth all the trouble.

>>3028442
YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH

>>3028417
Well, yeah that's what usually happens. But what I meant was that this particular string of events is usually seen as the "ideal life" for many people. Or at least resembles an ideal life for most, the "successful" life path.

Not everyone can obtain it obviously, but it's what most people aim for.

>>3028418
I am underweight. Practically nothing to eat around my house until meals.

>>3028423
Time doesn't matter. The experience you get from it is what's really important.

Same how 2D fappers don't just keep jacking off to the same girl every night.

>>3028411
Femtripfag here,

You complain too much. It's their sperm, let them do what they want with it. Sex is overrated.

>>3028418
Actually, I'm underweight. I only eat like 1 meal a day. And that's usually a bowl of cereal or something, unless I'm in the mood to actually cook something. Which is almost never, because I'm lazy. At 23 I don't even weight 130 pounds.

>>3028458
if your able to have meals, there is food too eat, stop your bitching

>>3028448
Try not being yourself is a good start.

>>3028446
I usually do, but I feel like typing a bit to loose some energy so I can fall asleep already. So I guess I can humor them for a bit.

>>3028462
>Same how 2D fappers don't just keep jacking off to the same girl every night.

I usually fap to the same girl for a while.

>>3028411

It's their bodies, their sperm. They can do whatever the hell they want with it. They don't owe it to anyone.

ITT: /r9k/ vs /jp/

>>3028464
Back to your yaoi fanfic, fat bitch.

>>3028465
Heh, at 22 I don't even reach 100 pounds.

>>3028479
>It's their bodies and their fetus, let them do what they want with it

>>3028470
Why would I want to stop being myself? I'm awesome.

>>3028492
Because you're a virgin loser and nobody likes you?

>>3028411

My father was a lying, cheating bastard, half-insane from deployments, who got off to chicks fucking dogs.

Do I really need his approval?

>>3026431
This thread has now become just about as bad as the penis size thread. You guys should be ashamed.

>>3028502
Hm? I like me.

>>3028451
They don't bother me, just feel like replying to people.

>>3028484
It's because you're a woman.

>>3028470
Screw that. That won't work once the bitch gets to know you more.

>>3028411
Your text stinks of troll and bad writting.

Where the fuck is the janitor? moot should give me temporary janitor powers so I can clean /jp/ up by deleting shitty threads like this.

>>3028515
Nobody cares about what you think, though.

>>3028518
If she accepts your true self after the facade is gone, you have a keeper. I've seen it happen, but it's uncommon.

Even if I keep my power level low in public, this makes me ashamed that people don't understand we simply don't like 3D people.
(With that said, I have 3D friends, but I will never have a 3D relationship.)

Don't worry Battler, I will always love you ;_; You won't ever be replaced...

>>3028411
You'll cheat on us for the jackass with the cheesy biker jacket and the "I'm better than you" attitude.
No thank you.

>>3028173
>WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA
I remember your mom makes you call her okaasan.

>>3028473
Usually it's a fantasy or fetish that I continually fap to, it's in 2D format but the girl's identity doesn't really matter.

>>3028535
>but it's uncommon

Understatement of year

Normalfags sure are patethic aren't they?
Can't even keep their hormones in check, what a waste of life.

>>3028548
Just wait for a normalfag to reply to you with "STFU VIRGIN".

>>3028534
I care what I think. I like myself and that's all that really matters to me. I don't seek the approval of anyone.

>>3028546
I suppose I've seen it happen more often than other people. I must be lucky like that.

>>3028535
>If she accepts your true self after the facade is gone, you have a keeper. I've seen it happen, but it's rare.
fix'd

Usually, these 'keepers' are the ones who will let go of the relationship first. I'm sick of it. You crawl down just to get her everything and in the end, a simple lolthisshitaintgoingnowherekthxbye will kill it. Sometimes I was wondering if I'm a fugly asshole or I have done something wrong that irked her.

I've lost trust in 3D love.

>>3028538
That was only a handful of times. She's the one that uses it to refer to herself when talking to me. Instead of saying something like "I've been having a pretty good day" she'd say "Okaasan's having a pretty good day."

It's not as annoying as it seems really, you get used to it after a while. Still, I wonder if I were to make up a word on the spot when she asked me how to say "mom" in Japanese, if she would still use it.

>>3028411
Would you be willing to let all of the virgins on /jp/ who enjoy 3D have their way with you to complete your vision? If you're not really doing anything to help solve your 'problem', I don't think you should be complaining about anything.

It's hilarious how some of you are saying normalfags shouldn't look down on you, but in the same post you look down on them.