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Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:42:22 2009 No.3017277 [Reply] [Original]

How many of you NEETs have gotten to the point that you actually pee on the floor instead of just using bottles?

Once you start it's hard to stop. Using bottles is a thing of the past for me now.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Wed Jul 29 05:43:22 2009 No.3017282 File: 66 KB, 370x248, mikugokuri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't... say I've done that during the past two years, no.

>>	Red !4Ruskia3xU Wed Jul 29 05:43:22 2009 No.3017281 ITT: Reposts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:44:22 2009 No.3017286 I have a herculean bladder, so I just pee whenever I get up (i.e. once every 6 hours or so for a snack [I unfortunately do not have a refrigerator in arm's reach of the computer]).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:44:22 2009 No.3017289 I used to pee on the floor, but then the wood became rotten and my foot fell through when walking over it. Now I just pee through the hole in the floor and into the basement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:44:22 2009 No.3017284 >>3017277 Chamberpots are classier than bottles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:45:22 2009 No.3017291 Not sure if troll, but yes, I usually pee on the floor/wall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:45:22 2009 No.3017293 >>3017286 Oh, that is to say I urinate in a "toilet" which is a complex waterworks system of plumbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:45:22 2009 No.3017294 >>3017282 Are there any pics of Miku peeing? That would be hot.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Wed Jul 29 05:46:22 2009 No.3017297 >>3017277 I put my urine in jars as I follow the teachings of the Australian Jarate masters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:47:22 2009 No.3017302 Is this for real? I thought /a/ was full of pathetic losers... But this is on a whole new level.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARC/TlcVLo Wed Jul 29 05:49:22 2009 No.3017312 >>3017302 Welcome to /jp/, friend. Best leave now before we get you pissing on your walls and shitting in your closet.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Wed Jul 29 05:50:22 2009 No.3017314 File: 59 KB, 800x1024, 473346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3017294 You bet.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Wed Jul 29 05:51:22 2009 No.3017323 File: 54 KB, 206x229, mikujarofpiss2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3017297 Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:51:22 2009 No.3017321 >>3017302 >>3017312 Get out, normalfaggots. This board is NEET only; if you weigh less than 300 pounds, if you have a job, friends, a future or toilets, you're not welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:51:56 2009 No.3017319 >>3017302 Do you know how much water it takes to flush a toilet? We NEETs have to save money wherever we can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:52:22 2009 No.3017325 I'm the only one living in my basement, but it has a washroom. So I don't see any point of becoming a filthy animal like some of /jp/ are. I'm pretty OCD about being clean as well so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:52:22 2009 No.3017326 File: 42 KB, 278x360, peeinasuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:52:22 2009 No.3017327 >>3017321 What? NEETs are skinny faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:54:22 2009 No.3017337 >>3017323 Do you draw your avatars yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:56:22 2009 No.3017347 >>3017277 I've got a bathroom within arm's reach, so I'm cool. I use diapers sometimes, but that's for pleasure, not business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:56:22 2009 No.3017348 >>3017337 It's from a 4koma series

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:56:22 2009 No.3017349 >>3017321 >if you weigh less than 300 pounds, I've never been over 138lb >if you have a job, Jobless > friends, Do internet friends count? >future Not sure >or toilets I'm a sanitation freak >you're not welcome here. meh

>>	you can't call me a faggot because I am from Canada !Iis/hu0aIk Wed Jul 29 05:57:22 2009 No.3017353 What, no one wears diapers? I'm disappointed in you, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:57:22 2009 No.3017354 >>3017289 That's what you get for walking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:58:22 2009 No.3017362 >>3017353 Don't be a coward and defecate in your pants like everyone else here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:58:22 2009 No.3017359 I've been practicing my Jarrrrrrate. So nah, I need to stick to jars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:58:22 2009 No.3017358 >>3017353 Fuck off, diaperfag. Real NEETs don't need diapers.

Anonymous Wed Jul 29 05:59:09 2009 No.3017367 [DELETED]

>>3017327
Wrong, I am a NEET and I'm extremely fat.

how are NEET supposed to be skinny? Unless they go outside as well? First of all NEET usually can't afford very healthy food. Second of all NEET rarely pay any attention to time and thus have very loose timetables that end up with meals at abnormal times, thus the body compensates by storing energy as fat. Lastly, NEET don't exercise and only use all that energy to type and fap

how do they stay skinny?

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Wed Jul 29 06:00:22 2009 No.3017371 File: 46 KB, 372x248, mikutakingiteasy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3017337 No, they're not mine. Lookup ちびミクさん by みなみ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:00:22 2009 No.3017373 >>3017367 By rarely eating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:01:22 2009 No.3017375 >>3017367 Don't eat food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:01:22 2009 No.3017376 >>3017367 By not eating at all.

Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:02:22 2009 No.3017378

>>3017367
>how are NEET supposed to be skinny?
I don't eat much, and what I do eat is mostly healthy. (Natto rice, Umeboshi onigiri, Furikake gohan, plain bread, etc...) and i tend to lose weight when I do nothing but lay down all day, probably due to muscle loss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:02:22 2009 No.3017382 >>3017367 I don't know why I'm not fat. I keep on eating a lot of food, but I just stay skinny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:02:22 2009 No.3017386 >>3017373 >>3017375 >>3017376 >>3017378 starvingmind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:03:22 2009 No.3017388 >>3017367 Some of us almost never eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:03:22 2009 No.3017389 I once pee`ed inside a chick for the lulz of it. She was pretty angy because of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:04:22 2009 No.3017393 >>3017386 >Starving You must not have experience being a NEET. When you do nothing but sit on your ass, lay down, etc.. you basically use no energy, and thus your metabolism slows down, therefore you lose the urge to eat as much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:06:22 2009 No.3017400 It's easier and much cleaner to wear diapers which is what most /jp/ee's do OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:07:22 2009 No.3017404 >>3017400 Speak for yourself, I built myself a toilet in my room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:09:22 2009 No.3017413 >>3017393 Fapping uses more energy than you think, and when you do it 20-30 times a day..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:09:22 2009 No.3017414 >>3017386 Starving mind sounds awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:10:22 2009 No.3017416 >>3017389 You're really a girl, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:11:22 2009 No.3017422 >>3017413 >20-30 times a day You'd need a steel dick for that to be possible.

>>	(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY Wed Jul 29 06:11:22 2009 No.3017425 >>3017404 I have seriously considered the possibility of having a urinal and sink installed in my room. I already have a minifridge, bed, bookshelf, TV and PC, so this would be the only thing stopping me from being Kinzo IRL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:14:22 2009 No.3017434 >>3017425 Aren't you moving out, though? Seems like a waste to renovate a temporary living space.

>>	(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY Wed Jul 29 06:15:22 2009 No.3017442 >>3017434 Eventually, yes. I have only considered doing this. I doubt I ever will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:17:22 2009 No.3017447 what is NEET?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:18:22 2009 No.3017451 >>3017447 What is love?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 06:26:22 2009 No.3017466 >>3017447 A miserable puddle of secrets.

>>	Trollkastel !!YSTYW7Om7uL Wed Jul 29 06:38:22 2009 No.3017499 >>3017425 Awesome.

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