/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It took you a while, darn it! I... I almost started to miss you, hmph!

>>28513195
I was waiting for a special occasion

>>28512950
I wanted to make a birthday thread this year but I was worried /jp/ would be mean to me.

>>28513936
I'll suck your dick for your birthday :3

>>28512950
Ejaku' in the 'Jaku

this amanojaku makes me amanojaculate.....

>>28512950

>>28513936
It's just tough love

>>28512950
I hope you had a wonderful birthday!

>>28512950
happy birthday, anon!

>>28513936
I'm sorry to hear that, but happy late birthday anon

Seija love will never die

>>28512950

>>28512950
Reverse anon, reverse

Aahh, thigh high amanojaku legs...

As your present, Seija is gonna reverse your virginity!

>>28654584
Or what, Seija will make me smell her feet?

>>28656220
She'll make you clear ISC without items

I found an interesting piece of trivia about Seija recently on the wiki, quote:
>She is occasionally depicted (especially in China, though still uncommon and highly controversial) as not a villain at all, but attempting to start a Communist revolution and promote equality.
And it never ceases to amaze me just how delusional chinks and commies are. Amanojaku striving for equality? You mean Seija? Pffft. Way to misunderstand the character. She'd find a uniformly gray dystopian world where everyone is equal(ly miserable) and where neither weak nor strong can exist utterly boring, not to mention unbearable. Besides I bet she knows full well who is behind it and who truly profits from this ideology designed to fail and encapsulate the perfect example of the tyranny of the weak.

>>28722644
Well, she was kind of SAYING that she was advocating for something like that. Thing is, it was all lies for her true goal of generally fucking shit up.

>>28729829
It's the process of revolution going up and down (as in literally rotating) that keeps her going I think. Every system has a lifespan, so even if she builds a long lasting one she'd be interested to see if she can ruin it as well.

>>28722644
>She is occasionally depicted (especially in China, though still uncommon and highly controversial) as not a villain at all, but attempting to start a Communist revolution and promote equality.
I've seen that depiction a lot in the west too.

>>28731226
In other words, Seija and all other amanojaku are devout, loyal servants of Tzeentch.

>>28729829
Wrong. In case you didn't pick up on the theme, her goal is to REVERSE the status quo. She isn't aiming to make everything equal and has never said so. She is aiming to make the WEAK rule the STRONG.

>>28607793
Her plan appears to have backfired

>>28746382
Leave it to me, Seija-chan!

>>28512950
Worst stage 5 boss gimmick ever

>>28756065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc7GBoXtuQI
Are you still mad after all these years, lmao? Get amanojaku'd on, son.

Are you gonna die on me already, Seija?! I thought you were better than that!

Is Seija the opposite of a bully?

>>28818780
Dibs on her corpse.

>>28842059
Go away, sega

>>28842506
They were made for each other.

>>28842733
How so?

>>28842908
Seija likes everything people find bad and Seiga is only capable of doing bad things.

>>28842979
But Seiga is a manipulative person, not someone everybody hates.
Liking her wouldn't make Seija feel contrarian.

>>28843025
Seija likes Shinmyoumaru despite how manipulative she can be. Birds of a flock, after all.

>>28843093
I think Seija would get along with any troublemaker in Gensokyo

>>28746382
Seija's belly is a great place to grow human hybrids

Tell me why you think reversing the status quo for the sake of it is interesting for a character?

>>28863517
She's a character that fully understands here lack of real purpose, yet still accepts it and goes with it.
You won't find a more honest character than this, yet that also makes her "bad" in the eyes of the protagonists even though she's technically just following and accepting her true nature as an amanojaku and agent of chaos.
I personally find that very interesting.

>>28863768
>yet that also makes her "bad" in the eyes of the protagonists even though she's technically just following and accepting her true nature as an amanojaku and agent of chaos.
That's true for almost all youkai that do things like kill, scare or eat humans with the only exception that Seija seems to fully accept her nature without restraint, where as other Youkai know that it's best for everyone to follow some societal rules and they follow that either willingly or unwillingly.
Still, what is it that makes her bringing chaos upon Gensokyo into something interesting, do you like more the chaos or her comission into it?

>>28864286
Her devotion and honesty is pretty inspiring.
Even without anyone supporting her, even when she understands that there's no reason, she still chases that impossible dream.

>>28864469
Wouldn't that be all explained through her nature as an Amanojaku? Everything she does, all the effort she puts into her meaningless cause, isn't it all just caused because she's hardwired to chase it no matter what?
Like, you may find an animal that's been put in a life or death situation and it'll fight with all it has to survive, you may find it's struggle inspiring, but in a way, it's just following it's instincts of survival.

>>28864788
We don't know how much control she has over her nature, I don't think it's huge since she'd be already dead from going all in without thinking if that were the case.
Even then you gotta give it to her that she's pretty damn persistent and clever.

>>28864884
Maybe it's similar to a human's basic instincts, where she has control and capacity to think about how to deal with it yet still responds to them. And yeah, she's pretty persistent and she's been doing no easy task on her own. But if there's something that characterizes Gensokyo is it not really changing much through the years despite all incidents and events that happen all the time, so yeah, good luck with your impossible task, amanojaku!

>>28865051
I believe in Seija

I don't give a fuck. Seija is a cute little edgy fucker and I will protect her as well!

>>28865224
>edgy
No

>>28865224
She's not a cute little edgy fucked she's a cute little dork!

>>28865428
That cute little dork's gonna end up with a half-human baby inside of her if she keeps acting the way she does.

>>28877100
How would having half amanojaku blood affect the mental state someone
Would they have only the superhuman abilities and none of the contrarian mandate?

>>28892946
They'd become your average 4chan poster

>>28843196
Considering ISC, no she wouldn't, not necessarily.

>>28894375
During ISC everyone was trying to capture her, including Shinmyoumaru.

>>28892946
They'd be like Rinnosuke but be the target of more harassment because they're part amanojaku, which in turn would drive them further away from their human half and emulate their amanojaku mother while feeling guilt and sadness for hurting people.

>>28894922
Literally me

>>28895045
I'm so sorry to hear that, anon.

Seija-chan makes for a good meido!

Ah, all the odd jobs she had to do to earn some money.

>>28912109
Seija is just a normal, down to earth girl who dreams of making it big one day!

>>28895045
Didn't know we had half-youkai here.

>>28895045
I wanna bully this half-jaku

>>28894489
Exactly.

>>28842506
>sega

Cute lil punk girl

I admire her way of living, I really do
She is so unrepentant and unashamed of who she is and what she wants, and even if the whole world becomes her enemy, she sticks to her ideals
You might say 'she's just a slave to her amanojaku nature,' but to me, to be able to live that way, uncaring of what others think, is to be truly free and truly beautiful

This is a weird Seija...

>>28966497
Looks more like Momiji than Seija

Fear me weak humans!

>>28985142
SeiieS

Who'd win? SeiieS or jaaj?

Make Seija believe in love!

Tch

Big sweaty jaku tats

>>29118910
That's not Seija

Amanojacute

>>28513936
>>28529573
yeah, we never meant to hurt your feelings anon!

>>29118910
Amazing halfbreed feeders.

Pink!

>>29008782
why?

>>29201338
So I can give her warm hugs and make her question her very existence!

pasta

>>29232028
Would Seija drop her spaghetti in front of someone she likes?

>>29257195
Seija would throw her spaghetti at someone she liked.

>>29288543
She'd shatter the plate of spaghetti on the head of someone she liked.

>>29257195
>>29288543
>>29334464
she would do nothing of the sort and instead be normal, purely to defy expectations of her

>>29338137
Nah. Seija would definitely lift up her skirt and shove spaghetti up her ass in front of the person she liked.

Stupid anon!

>>29344275
lmao

Does Seija want to feel pretty and desired?

>>29388043
She's a girl after all, of course she wants to be cute! Sometimes she'll remind you that she's in fact a woman, showing a surprising amount of femininity in that moment, staggering you!

>>29388043
>pretty
yeah probably
>desired
no, she wants to be hated

>>29390810
Jaku is pretty when she smiles

>>28877100
those hips were made to bear children

>>29431827
Get to work, Anon.

>>29431827
Not only that, this body was made to be filled with baby batter on a daily basis.

Made for METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z0Z0YMOQs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nlIe7JRGoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MD5JeGmdUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_bbpXG_uzc

>>29433705
Jaku looks very healthy and fertile

>>29437646
>no decent quality upload of the Crowsclaw cover on youtube
Feels bad
Besides that one, I like this one a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PKo2eKo1G4
>dat inversion sound

>>29008782
I want to fill up Seija's rectum

>>28512950
Sagu mamu and jaku babu

>>29008782
Seija is so pretty when she smiles

jacute

The good stuff is always too big to post...

>>29638273
Jaku makes a cute prisoner

>>29610920
Imagine having a chance encounter with a wild jaku while out on a nature walk.

>>29677427
I wouldn't know what to do.
So long as she doesn't want chaos, it's fine.

I want her to scoff at me and then call me her pogchamp with a hug.

>>29721435
Her what?

>>29721435
A what?

>>29725690
>>29726787
It's a dumb Twitterkid meme, just ignore it.

I wonder what kind of sex Seija would prefer.

>>29766654
Mating press

I bet cowgirl because she probably loves being in charge, but that's just me projecting my own fetishes on her.
There's another theory that she might be completely asexual because that's not where she draws pleasure and satisfaction from.

I bet Seija secretly wants someone to force her down and destroy her cute tight asshole

>>29766654
>>29777275
reverse cowgirl

Pout

Are Seija’s cute little horns an erogenous zone?

>>29861694
No they are like teeth

>>29861694
Giving her a surprise horn rub might yield unexpected results!

What would a relationship with Seija be like?

>>29886776
She's an amanojaku, she can't have a normal, healthy relationship
I still like to imagine that she'd be extremely affection-starved despite her nature, though

Squish that Jaku!

>>29886776
Stressful. Possibly dysfunctional.

>>29911778
She's not pushing your hands away.

>>29893617
Not sure about affection, but she's definitely shown to love attention from others so that's a nice hook.

>>29911778
Yes

>>29917528
Yes, but it's Seija.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I'm worried she'll try squishing your face herself.

>>29911778
In a mating press!

Aahhh, healthy jaku!

>>30029962
Jacute is flat and smol

I really love this dangerous criminal revolutionary

>>30029962
too big

>>30030017
>>30062078
but if she's small, how will she feed your children?

>>30098590
>children

>>30098590
>children
I don't get it

>>30098590
>children

>you get the chance to be together with Seija
>but it's as her partner in crime in her latest revolutionary scheme, and the whole of Gensokyo will become your enemy in the process
Do you do it? Is your love for the jaku strong enough to stare down insurmountable odds?

>>30208657
Hell no, because she'd never love me.

>>30129816
>>30142343
>>30148643
there is nothing wrong making a dozen mini jakus with the jaku

>>28750429
What is this device?

>>30208657
If that means that each time I help her I get to touch her cute and slim amanojaku body then yeah

>>30228160
I think it's supposed to be a pear of anguish. Google it if you wanna know what it is.

>>28842908
>?
>Seija
>Not ¿

>>30208657
She'll cuckold you for fun, after destroying your PS5 and leaking your tiny dick pics.

>>30249251
Who u quote

So I wrote Seija into AI Dungeon so I could cut myself with her edge and the results were... Interesting.

>>30252098

>>30252098
>>30252127

I dunno about you, but to me that sounds a lot like her if you'd ever hang out with her. And yeah, flipping tables sure is fun.

My life and my mental health has been consistently going downhill ever since I fell in love with her. Why am I still so attached to her?

>>30256326
Do you need a reason?

>>30263057
I guess not.
Pretty jacute will always captivate me

>>30252153
Yep, sounds a lot like Seija.

>>30225573
I still don't get it

>>30256326
>my mental health has been consistently going downhill ever since I fell in love with her
That's weird. How come?

>>30342875
cute

WAKE
DOWN

>>30396418
Defanging with metal pliers Seija without anesthetics!

>>30396418
GET
IN
The party is just starting!

>>30432551
>The party is just starting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q1rTavZBJo&vl=en

What are you staring at? you big dummy

>>30473204
Just trying to figure out at a glance how much training it'll take to get rid of that gag reflex of yours.

>>30432754
Being overly too big brained, Seija would probably eat the bugs (and raw at that) instead of using them for fishing.

>>30496836
Eating insects was common in feudal Japan among the commoners, so it'd make sense for crickets and stuff to be part of Seija's diet.

>>30477660
Please don't bully the Seija, and if you do then at least hug and kiss her after!

>>30473204
"Just starin' at myself. Heh, I'm good～"

>>30496916
>if you do then at least hug and kiss her after!
But she'd have vomit left over on her lips and mouth!

>>30496961
>>30477660
Bad fetish

>>30517733
If Seija loves showing off the back of her throat so much, she better be prepared to have it beaten with an fat, rigid human cock.

>>30518199
She would just laugh at your smol cheeto and call you a virgin retard

>>30518199
Oh wow, that's a cute jaku! I wanna kiss her with tongue!

>>30030017
Why did you post Reimu? I thought this was the rebellion thread, not the "justice" thread.

>>30568391
>Reimu
>justice

>>30568496
Yes, Reimu is "justice"

>>30496916
I want to gently kiss her on the cervix with my dick

>>30568496
Like two peas in a pod.

Here's your new shrine maiden! Will she pass the purity test and are her armpits worthy of being called wonderful pits of paradise?! We shall see!

Her warm embrace gives me life

Me on the table

My wife, Seija, is cool and strong!

>>30589072
Fertilize the jaku and create new life too

happy birthday

Jacute

Hmm

Seija tussling with some of the strongest in Gensokyo! By the end of Impossible Spell Card, has she herself become the 'strong' she so longs to overthrow?!

>>30771265
I bet she hates herself, just like me

>>30773270
Seija seems more like the type to jump through whatever hoops she has to to justify what she does rather than falling into any kind of trap of self-loathing
Or maybe she just doesn't even bother justifying it at all, since she seems pretty nonchalant or even to revel in being hated.

>>30771265
Strap in boyos, we got ourselves an oni to play with!

>>30780460
I don't think she justifies anything since it's in her nature.

Uh oh! You just caught Seija using your toothbrush! And she also confessed that she kept spitting into your soup on the regular!

>>30780460
>Seija seems more like the type to jump through whatever hoops she has to to justify what she does rather than falling into any kind of trap of self-loathing

She's like the perfect blend of cute, dork and evil

>>30798747
>You can't do anything but lie
>That can't be the truth if all she can do is lie, but if it's a lie than that means it might be the truth, but it can't be the truth because...
This is confusing
>>30819201
>evil
She isn't.

>>30820181
But ZUN said she's evil

>>30820825
ZUN was probably drunk when he said that so you can't trust him
Does this look like the face of an evil girl

>>30820935
She IS 100% honest and hardworking, she can't possibly be evil

An evil girl would never wear something as cute as this!

>>30820935
I want to plow her until she drools on herself and can't see straight

>>30853957
Seija Blanco...

>>30856914
Do you think Seija's hair is naturally multicolored? what's the evolutionary purpose of this?

>>30856999
I think that it must be natural, even if hair dye and such exists in Gensokyo I doubt Seija would bother to constantly obtain more to to keep her look. But it's striking and cute, who cares about a 'purpose?' She's a youkai after all.

>>30857285
It's it like wild poisonous animals that use bright colors to warn everyone about them?

>>30857322
If that's what it's supposed to do, then it sure had the exact opposite effect on me.

>>30856999
Her natural hair color is lunarian white which she inherited from her mother, but she dyes it black and red as a way to rebel.

>>30864750
Lies! Her mother was not some lunarian bitch face and a dream baku's sex toy!

Seija surely remembers her mommy clearly and dearly

>>30868709
Didn't know that Seija posted on /jp/.

>>30890403
Get away from me!!! Fuck ooooooooooooffffff!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30904285
No need to be so tsun, Seija. Sagumeme and her baku girlfriend love you.

>>30904375
Noooo! I want my mommy!

>>30904795
It's not healthy to be so attached to your mom at Seija's age. If that sort of obsession isn't taken care of early, you can end up like the people in Ran threads.

It's that time of the year again and Seija doesn't have anything to cover herself up with!

>>28512950
Socialist.

>>30904795
Seija doesn't need her mommy
She needs to be made a mommy

>>30920358
She can have my hoodie!

Ha! Made ya pop a boner! Virgin, virgin, viiiiirgin!

>>30959249
But Seija-chan, you're a virgin too!
What if you stop teasing me and help me get rid of this boner with that cute body of yours~

>>30959322
W-Wha?! 'C-Course I ain't no virgin, you fuckin' loser! You really think I'm in the same league as you?! Ha, dream on sucker!

>>30962503
I hear she's slept with hundreds of guys.

Jakulate inside the Jaku

>>30969694
She slept with me once at least.

Kissu the jaku

Seija getting her friend involved with illegal underground combat sports!

>>30992619
She's got good money riding on Shinmyoumaru.

Hey mister! Mister!

>>31007864
>¡ɹǝʇsᴉW ¡ɹǝʇsᴉɯ ʎǝH

>>31007864
>>31007946
I wonder if Seija likes playing cards

You spent a lot of time trying to seek me out. What is it, Anon?

>>31040237
I hate you to the guts, please don't marry me

Really now

>>31062271
What is it?

I have an important announcement to make, so please hang in there just a few days, Seija-thread!

MATING PRESS THE JAKU

>>31068959

>page 9

Holy shit, those motherfuckers are rocking the boat! We gotta hold out, buds! Let's show 'em what truly united weaklings can do!

>>31068959
>please hang in there just a few days, Seija-thread!
I'm afraid you only have a few hours left if recent events keep going like this

>>31095096
Who fucking knew man, who fucking knew. We're going to war it seems. I'll enjoy spilling blood of some retards at least.

jaku

You gotta be fuckin' KIDDING ME!

Seija keeps on winning

>>31100253
has not won anything in a year

>>31089566
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
REIMU HAKUREI IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE DANMAKU'D MY FUCKING INCHLING. THAT'S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER SHITTY MIKO GOHEI OUT AND SHE DANMAKU'D MY FUCKING INCHLING AND SHE SAID HER DANMAKU WAS "THIS STRONG" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING.
SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON THIS PUBLIC FORUM. REIMU HAKUREI, YOU GOT WEAK DANMAKU. IT'S AS WEAK AS "ICICLE FALL -EASY-" EXCEPT WAY WEAKER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DANMAKU LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL BULLETS, NO CARDS, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP.
YOU DANMAKU'D MY INCHLING SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA DANMAKU YOUR SHRINE. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY "REVERSE HIERARCHY." EXCEPT I'M NOT JUST WRECKING YOUR SHRINE, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M OVERTURNING ALL OF GENSOKYO! HOW DO LIKE THAT YUKARI, I'M OVERTHROWING THE STRONG YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS BEFORE MY CHEAT ITEMS MAKE ME THE "ULTIMATE CHEATING LIFE FORM", NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I OVERTURN YOU TOO.

Bumping an old thread

Turn that frown upsidedown