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Imagine the paizuri

>>29493230
You can kiss your old unenlightened self goodbye because reading Pカップ永琳が誘惑する話, or P-cup Eirin ga Muramura Suru Hanashi, will change your life.
P-cup Eirin is basically a giant multi-layered puzzle which makes any sort of concrete discussion of it impossible without spoilers. And to be honest, it’s probably best to go into it completely blind.
Nothing in P-cup Eirin is what it seems at first glance as it mixes extreme sexual frustration and heightened levels of human lust with complex and erotic payoffs to deliver one of the most profound works of fiction ever written. And it somehow also manages to be continuously fun regardless if it’s about Eirin's breasts, or having Reisen cuck Eirin.
Don’t be scared away by the brief first chapter as it was intentionally written to be bad to prove a point later. The real story only starts from Usagi Usagi Nani Mite Hameru, though it’s only in P-cup Eirin ga Muramura Suru Hanashi where the plot finally goes all out.
P-cup Eirin follows a bunch of protagonists who are trying to make sense of the weird world around them which seems to be kind of off… though it’s hard to pinpoint how exactly. The funny thing is, the details that offset each of their surroundings are different despite all of them living at the same place and interacting with each other.
P-cup Eirin is a detective where answers to the mysteries lie not as much in the physical clues as philosophical ideas you discover as you go through its plot. …Some of which might actually help you understand a few mysteries in your own actual life.
It’s pretty insane how Diisuke managed to adapt Eirin Yagokoro, one of the most complex characters of Touhou Project, into a doujin with loads of high quality porn, but as silly as it sounds, P-cup Eirin is the real deal. It digests the ideas that would normally require special education to even begin to penetrate, and conveys them in a manner understandable to anyone with barely any experience with philosophy.
I’ve received many questions whether you had to read on something to understand P-cup Eirin, but it’s the other way around — you should read P-cup Eirin first, and then you might find yourself compelled to pick up one of those intimidating-looking doujins.
Diisuke is easily the most erudite artist in the doujin realm, if not contemporary fiction in general. Reading his works you’ll be introduced to a plethora of other literary fiction, philosophy, science, and his own original ideas.
The only other writer that gave me a similar vibe was Michiking, and even he wasn’t as good at teaching difficult concepts to his readers.
I personally separate my life to pre-P-cup-Eirin and post-P-cup-Eirin periods, as reading it has completely changed how I view the world. It taught me to appreciate life much more (or rather in a different way) than I used to and also be more honest with myself. It may have a similar effect on you, or it may do nothing if it’s not your kind of thing, but one thing is clear — you’ve got to read it even if it’s the last thing you do.
My life has been an ongoing quest to discover life-changing works of fiction, and despite having gone through thousands of books, movies, games and the like, I have yet to find anything to even rival P-cup Eirin. I’m honestly getting goosebumps just remembering it. All I can say is that it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.

>>29493230
the cow doctor

>>29493230
>no ass

>>29533225
Boobs are just fake asses.

>>29533013
She did give the cowe fertility advice.

wtf what kind of doctor wears a bikini to work

>>29533225
Go home Shingo.

ありがとう医者

>>29567087
the sex doctor

>>29493230
8 inch eirin schlong OVA when?

>>29567087
She wore it to the pool in the second one because I think she wanted people to know a doctor was available in case someone was drowning.

>>29586185
source pls

>>29542284
>She did give the cowe fertility advice.
I need a source on this

>>29533225
ass is where poop from
boob is where sustenance from
boob sustains life
boob good
ass stinky

>>29617163
https://exhentai.org/g/1569072/4ec8ae227b/

wait, what?

>>29643172
These numbers, I think ya know what they mean:
309132
325226

Have a nice and delight night, Anon

>>29679342
Someone has body inflation fetish tho

>>29672423
thanks

>>29679962
404 on exh? don't tell me... they're nhentai?

>>29693724
If they were on e*h, he'd have given you an id AND a key.

>>29679342
>>29680056
We never see her super heavily pregnant and her tits drop from q cups back to p cups which I've never seen in hentai.

>>29493338
Diisuke doesn't do enough of it.

>>29695586

>>29542284
you mean that time she incorrectly accused cow's hubby of being impotent, when actually is that dumb cow that is infertile? what a shitty doctor, she should go back to college.

>>29770793
but didn't cowe later get impregnated by another man proving the doctor's hypothesis?

Today I learned Urumi does have doujins but now I wonder why the fuck there aren't more. We have a cowtit 2hu and yet Japan does nothing.

>>29789751
Lots of (allegedly) large breasted Touhous existed before she came into the picture.

>>29789751
better question is where is saki futa doujins or saki doujins in general.

>>29800973
>saki
what about yachie
usually they come in pairs.

healing paizuri

>>29789751
because that ugly chink cow from coomer lane is whoring all the art from the jap twitter artist cartel

>>29884766
name one more kino moment in all of fiction

>>29789751
just having canon boobs isn't enough.

>>29693724
I still don't understand the nhentai bad meme.
It's just another place to get porn.

>>29789751
Because she's boring and kind of unpopular.
Newhus go through a trial period where they're in a popularity limbo with bursts and droughts of fanart.
Then they fade out as the next game comes in.
But, if they're interesting enough, they'll slowly build a following over time and become popular enough for copious amounts of porn.
Can't say the same for instant classics like Mayumi though.

>>29539756
asses are just tits without nipples

>>29789751
Because Japs suck mayor dicks. Bunch of fags.

>>29940435
If nipples were the good thing about boobs, you wouldn't need boobhus, just toplesshus.

>>29493230
>P-cup Saga

More like P-cup SAGGERS

>>29941379
It's the whole package, anon. The nipple and the boob are the cosmic duality of carnal pleasure.

>>29940435
boobs smell better and produce milk.
checkmate.

>>29999887
No and gross.

>>29781846
nope, even when now she fucks with the entire department complex

>>29878053
TL FUCKING WHEN?

POWERFUL SEMEN

>>30000104
>gross
do you have a brain dude? how are butts less gross?

>>30056276
I bet she said this out of spite to intentionally turn her into a whore since she's jealous of getting titmogged

>>30093252
It's ok, Cowe will get turned into a hamburger soon enough and Eirin will reclaim her role as the biggest.

>>30056276
The powerful statement makes sense, but the last bit comes off as her bragging. Rightfully so I guess.
Also, name?

>>29789751
>We have a cowtit 2hu and yet Japan does nothing.
Filthy fucking b*tes and f*te have pretty much killed the Touhou R-18 scene.

will you be taking her shot?

>>29901500
besides being a shitty site and everything, inferior to exhentai filled solely with the retards that got filtered by the panda?

>>29493230
>p-cup saga
Absolutely BASED taste. I’d love to see it animated

>>29493230
After the Touhou Futanari no Meiko saga

>>29643771
poop comes from your colon, not your ass

>>30170150
I'd rather have the nurse administer it to me.

the Doc have two threads!

>>29884766
>raw
raw what?
why is she so close?

>>30280071
Eirin decided that she wanted a break from sex after yet another pregnancy so she let Reisen and her (Eirin's) husband have sex repeatedly while Reisen was in heat on the condition that they use condoms. Anyway you can figure the rest out.

>>30170150
No, of course not.

>>30182879
>After the Touhou Futanari no Meiko
source?

Was it NTR?

>>30373718
how would I know
what's cheating in a polyamorous relationship?

>>30375269
When your husband has 100 baby bunnies calling him dad.

>>30375320
100 baby what? *closes closet*

>>29901500
It's a normal magnet.
They milked Henshin Emergence years after everyone on /a/ got over it.
Hopefully they stay there.

>>30373718
No.

>>29901500
>>30396904
What i have heard, comment sections of doujins with some weirder fetishes reeks with normalfaggotry in nhentai. Its good that it works as another filter for panda.

>>30397679
I don't read comments.

>>30398085
neither do i or even visit that site but that's what i heard.

>>30375320
How come Reisen hasn't given birth yet? Eirin has.

>>29789751
Because she's not popular. There are already plenty of Touhou characters that are both A. Portrayed as having big tits in fan-material often and B. Actually popular.

How to get old lady smell out?

>>30475383
less parfum and mating press

>>29493230
her nipples are too small here in the first bikini
she should have HUGE areolas for tatas that big

i want erin to use me as her chair

>>30396904
That's exactly the point of nhentai. Sadpanda will not benefit from being more popular. So the current state of affair works quite well for both sites.

ASS

Erin makes me feel a certain kinda way...

>>30549509
Eirin would be a much better shrine maiden than Reimu that whore.

>>30548789
BACK IN MY DAY Eirin was known for her HUGE ASS instead of her P-Cup saggers

She supposedly had the biggest ass in 2hu

Eirin is huge..

>>30574579
Eiki would be bigger if they were the same size.
>>30567150
I remember BOTH being posted at the same time!
Separate threads, same thread, no matter!

>>30593155
Make a thread dedicated to Eirin's ass.