/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If your waifu doesn't have developed fangs she's inferior. Simple as.

Kikis are the perfect addition to any marriage.

>Be single
>Touch snake fur
>Married to snake

>Not even 600 posts
For shame

What would happen if I were to become a serial kidnapper of various single monsters?

>>30061066
In case you haven’t noticed the threads tend to die when the holotards make ten fucking threads all at once.

>>30060876
My waifu has got relatively more pronounced canines as she is a canine, but I don't think they'd be considered full on fangs.

>>30061084
That's pretty much being a super hero for mamono, expect a lot of fanfics being made about you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0

I wanna fall asleep holding a Lim

>>30062004
I want to fall asleep with my head between a lilims boobs while she holds me, wings and tails and all

Those who marry deep sea fish would never know it was winter

>>30062235
Where can I buy Lim milk?

>>30062786
You can't buy it, you have to find a lim and go straight for the tap

>>30062551
Never had no peanutbutter but when in my country every Thursday is pea soup day, and pea soup naturally has pancakes and strawberry jam associated with it.

You got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you're cooler than me

I wish to do unholy things with the local nun!

>>30063917
>640x352
tiny nun

>>30064182
A nun for ants!

>>30064364
A nun goes to an ant-hill to do missionary work, how does it work?

>>30063894
>tfw I will never be as cool as that weresheep

>>30065032
I'd fug that sheep and I'm not even Welsh.

>>30065051

>anubis
>bunyip
>crow tengu
>mantis
Anyone I'm missing if I want to add maximum autism to my harem?

You're travelling with the endless caravan, bound and sold as a slave
Move closer to me
I can take you anywhere
I think you're ready to see
The Gates of Babylon

>>30063246
>Never had peanutbutter
This should be a crime

>>30065721
Lich, Cyclops, Nightmare, Phantom

>>30065722
(((Tanuki)))

>>30065722
oy vey

>>30065722
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time
Provided with toys and 'scouting for boys'

Is it wrong to ask a monster out just so you can visit her sexy aunt?

>>30066660
Yes, don't get her hopes up unnecessarily and ask the aunt out herself.

>>30066660
Only if it doesn't end with a FFM intercourse

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

Is suplexing a big, buff monster considered part of a mating ritual?

>>30067402
No but is foreplay

>>30067321
I'm not sure about that, but I want a combat automaton to capture me and then reprogram herself to register me as her master.
Combat automatons are cool and sexy!

>>30067321
Can I be captured by the night gaunts soldier then?

>>30067619
Golem!

>>30067643
>Not realizing the suit is her hubby
I'm sorry anon she's taken

>>30067834
What do unmarried ones look like?

>>30067874
Naked, why do you think there's so few of them?

>>30067874
Smaller wings and tail.

>>30067834
Can I get her unmarried sister then?

>>30067670
Gonna bully a bismuth golem for being edgy.

>>30067643
rubber soldiers are for bullying

Is it alright to take a monster from the petting zoo?

I want to make an angel fall in love with me.

>>30069423
Thats the indentation.

>>30058034
>>30058156
>hanging out with the bros
>joke about the ""undead ball invitation"" scam
>they just look confused
>they haven't seen or heard of anything like that
>tell them you've gotten probably ten suspicious invitations in your mail to "bring yourself and friends" to a supposed undead high society event
>you've just been throwing them away
>bros are looking more worried now
>one gets up and heads to the door
>it's unlocked, but won't open
>the lights go out
You don't decline an undead noble's invitation, and a lack of response is just a request for an escort.

>>30069898
Undead? More like dumbdead

>>30069898
>keep getting weird invitations written in crayon
>looks like it's for a kids birthday party or something
>throw them away, figuring it's a joke or a mistake
>a week later on the date a dozen Sabbath members show up at your house
>you missed the part in the invitations where the location was your house
>tfw they collectively call you Oniisan and invade your house
The Sabbath keeps getting more and more proactive about their big brother hunting.

>>30069898
I hope I get one with big tiddy at least.

>>30070385
>Men are worried are being targeted next
>New private security companies pop up
>All new companies are just fronts to get into single men's houses.
You're never safe in MGC.

Do you think single wights pretend to be zombies to lower their target's guard?

>>30070604
>"Security Experts" come in and set up cameras
>notice that all the cameras are pointed toward odd places
>a few pointing directly at the bed
>nearly 5 in the bathroom alone
>they assure you that it's all above board.
>"Didn't you know that crimes in the home are like 97.3% more likely to occur in these spots?"
>happen to find yourself on the MG Dark Web, thousands of videos of you

It's gonna be a green Christmas

>>30070604
>You're never safe in MGC.
With a white snake bodyguard, your chance of getting raped by mamono is exactly 0%.
You do have to put up with some really weird procedures, but that's the price of total safety.

>>30070770
>Paroling a grave yard for undead
>Hear some strange noises and shit myself
>Its just a zombie
>Go over to it to put down
>Get clawed and spoil my pants

>>30071154
>Paroling a grave yard for undead
What crimes did they do?

>>30071259
Being to good.

>>30071259
Streaking

>>30070604
If you're fat or socially awkward though monsters won't go for you since they only like chads. So if your either of those things just move to MGC and you'll be guaranteed a peaceful life. No need to worry about "bodyguards" or "protection", just go outside unguarded as much as possible.

Just remember to buy Miss T. Nuki's guidebook for all the best singles ba...uh...tourist destinations.

>>30071042
If only

>>30060732

>>30070971
>advertised above all the videos of you taken so far is a link selling subscriptions for an upcoming "steamy live stream event"
>check the date for it
>it's today
>hear a knock at your door

>>30071328
I don't know, I would not be comfortable being surrounded by so many attractive women that find me repulsive. I'll just stay in my human town and not bother anyone.

>>30071922
She’s a big girl

>>30071922
>Repost

Piggu

>>30071673
Schizo goat is feeling blue

>>30071922
Shame that's a married gaunt

>>30072019
Gonna pork the piggu

>>30072001
Clearly a very minor leader with breasts like that.

>>30072292
I need art of a Bogey offering a Jinko some fresh tuna in return for shoving a kid off the bed

>>30071083
>Monsters can't rape you if your permanently locked inside of a white snake

>>30072292
Bogeys are terrifying man. To think one just can come out of a closet and give you a big hug, too scary for me to handle.

>>30072445
You're really only safe if you're completely inside the white snake

>>30072453
Once you realize they like making Dad/Mom jokes then they really ain't as scary.

Who is the seto kaiba of mgs?

>>30071922
slimy rubber bitch

>>30067904
>>30067834
The suit isn't literally their husband. I don't understand why people think this when the entry itself even says they gain a grotesque form that is able to excrete and control mucus.
>Based on their appearance, it is easily possible to distinguish whether or not they have a husband. Married individuals have a grotesque creature, which is their husband grappling them from behind, with countless tentacles crawling all over them, and it can even look like they're having sex in the rear entry position.
The squid bat creature on their back is their husband the suit is just made by them. They can make their own rubber suit if not married also.
>The female body excretes a mucous which eventually hardens to form their rubber suit, however even with this stiff layer forming a suit more fluid can still be excreted through it.
>Thus the rubber suit is covered in a slick of fresh mucous which makes the surface more reflective. The mucous also releases some magical light of its own.
>The female body produces the greatest volume of fluid from her fingertips and breasts, which makes them seem to glow from the soft light produced.
It the giant wing hands that and tentacles that makes it easy to tell if they are married. Once married they stop producing their own suit and rely on their husband because as the making of says
>The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.

>>30067321
>circular barrel extension turns heart-shaped right at the tip end
what magic is this?

Which monster is best for saying "Ya'll aren't from 'round here" when you get lost in the bayou
>Rougarou, chocolate skinned werewolf
>Hillbilly vampire, maybe a fungal variant
>Strongfat crocodile lizardman variant

>>30073412
Swamp elves and sneks.

>>30073412
I want to be confronted by a bayou bunyip who loses all composure after being told her drawl is cute

>>30069423
no, it's a petting zoo, not an adopting zoo.

>>30073693
So, that's what the watermelon was for.

The dark priests will help you become closer to god if you do this one thing with her in her room!

We're not getting wrinkly grandma monsters are we?

I wonder what kind of fucked up leanen sidhe would produce one of those "ugly bitch" doujins.

>>30073862
I hope you're ready for a GILF Balrog

>>30073412
Hyuk hyuk, looks at me ma', I done captured this here hyuuman.

>>30073898
Freshmen student is raped in the school bathroom by a senior hellhound.

>>30072445
>tfw waifu doesn't have a snake tail
She can still immobilize me with a glance or just a few words. And then there's all the rope she's been buying...

>>30073991
Lets turn it up a notch and add her friends.

>>30070604
>Not just requesting an Automaton for personal protection

If I am going to get laid by a Mamono and be husbanded, may as well be with one I can at least have say over. Plus she self-upgrades to my own tastes. It's a win-win.

>>30073898
Bitter one that believes men are nothing but whores to be degraded and wishes she was able to overpower a man.

>>30074225
>Leanen sidhe Gets a husband
>Starts making vanilla lovey dovey doujins
>Her fans are peeved but still shlick to them "for the artsyle"

>>30073991
That sounds terrible! She should have the hellhound take pictures for blackmail. You know as a joke haha

>>30060876
When will fanglets learn?

>monster attacks you and forces themselves on you
>all for the sake of raping you into becoming their master
I really really really like this concept

>>30073991
>Still single in her fourth year
No wonder she turned to proactive dating. Might be weird for the freshmen boy to go through three years of highschool when his girlfriend has already graduated. At least it gives her an excuse to have him live at her place

>>30074821
Maybe she's into that whole under/upperclassman dynamic.

>>>30021023
>Space outlaw anon gets caught by other authorities and is going to be locked up for life
>Dragon commander volunteers to be his defence lawyer because only 'she' can capture him
I'd watch it

>>30074819
I'm not sure who's whose master anymore.

>>30043958
>"You know what to, Anon. The mansion has plenty of empty rooms."

>>30060933
>be single
>get erection from gorilla hug
>married to gorilla

>That's a nice halo you got there

>>30075037
How did Space Outlaw Anon end up getting caught anyway? Who could be more a more competent law enforcement agent than Dragon Commander?

I like cows,

Mind control monsters: yay or nay?

>>30075841
Na-
ALL GLORY TO HYPNO TOAD

>>30075841
Lame like MC.

>>30075841
Is that a Pokémon?

>>30075576
Authorities from his home planet, that's what makes them the true villains. They know him and aren't mamano so they have no qualms about locking him up for life. He lead them away from the rest of his crew after an ambush and the commander is the only one who can help now!
I'm always a sucker for a genuine threat to build tension in a lighthearted series

>>30076017
Yes, it's drowzee

>>30075841
yes, both being MC'd by and MCing monsters
>>30076017
Hypno as your new onee-san

>>30076049
Curse you Space Javert!

>>30076155
Staring into an Owl Mage's eyes would have the same effect too I think

She'd probably release it only when you're deep in her

>>30076017
Pokemon has a huge monstergirl potential and has not been exploited.

What are some other universes/settings with potential? I can think of Doom, for example.

>>30076283
Many lovely girls in SMT/Persona

>>30076367
Wait a tick...

Ghosts are cute

>>30076283
Not to be that guy but most of age of sigmar monsters or races.

>>30075841
Being MC'd by a monstergirl is the dream.

>>30075841
Well orchestrated, careful mind-bending with respect for the partner, especially if it helps with roleplay or managing stress and mental health. Pendulum swingers with swirly eyes can take a hike.

>>30072445
I really REALLY like this pic

>>30076283
>and has not been exploited.

>>30070385
>start recieving anonymous love letters
>they're in beautiful handwriting and well-worded
>the latest one reads you can spot the sender by a specific type of flower they're wearing
>a few days later, you're walking down the street and see a girl wearing a bunch of those flowers on her uniform
>she's a little schoolgirl Demon that's always greeted you while looking smug and mesugaki-ish when you happen to pass eachother

>>30075841
Only if the monster uses the MC to help their husband be more affectionate
>Be married, but poor at expressing love to your partner
>Hypno
>Be huffing wife's neck fluff, and pouring your love (and spirit energy) into your partner

When are we getting more Mesopotamian monsters? The ones so far are girtablilu and lilith but what else
>Anzu, cat/bird storm demons
>Mushussu, furred serpent dragons
>Lamashtu, guardian winged bull spirits
Lamashtu in particular would be perfect for an ochimusa-like devoted minotaur subspecies

>>30077096
Gib Tiamat mommy gf

>>30075488
Can halos really be swapped out like that? Do different halos provide different buffs or something?

>>30077022
>Neck fluff
Based

lolidom is best dom

>>30075841
I have a mindcrontol fetish, so yes.

>>30075841
What kind of nerd gets mind-controlled? There's no way I'd be that weak.

>>30077778
What kind? The kind where they're mean to the sub, or the kind where they just take initiative?

>>30077096
I guess you could make a monster out of that girl Enkidu laid with for a week straight.

>>30077886
The kind desperate enough to simp for some pussy

>>30077925
She was far worse than any monster, she was, and Druella forgive me for saying this, a thot.

>>30069898
But I don't know how to dance and I am boring to talk to!

Big fox milkies.

>>30078535
You're not going to be doing much of either buddy.

>>30069898
What happens if you do respond (politely or not) that you decline?

>>30078861
They'll understand that you're just shy, and that you didn't actually mean it.

I like big buns.

>>30079065
Buns are built for breeding, not battle

Tfw no mosquito wife who teases your other harem members about being more fertile than them

Can I get an emergency backup gf if my waifu is currently not around to rape my cock stupid in case I get horny?

>>30079183
>emergency backup gf
Automaton tech sure has come a long way.

>>30078885
the forbidden technique...

>>30079296
Good thing MGE has a solution for this. Just take the monsterpill and have him all for yourself forever.

>>30079296
Aah yes, ye olde pleb filter image.

>>30079296
*hits pipe*

>>30079296
There's is no such things as a single momster. If your momster is single, you were already her husband from the start.

>>30079436
>Good thing MGE has a solution for this.
Uh, pretty sure that in the event MGE monsters gained the ability to have male children, they wouldn't fuck them because that would go against the "no sex with anyone but hubby" rule.

>>30072292
>Heard you were being sad like I wouldn't find out

>>30075123
Yeah the mansion is technically endless. Even the library/archive is huge. Lots of space for a big household.

>>30079296
>This image was brought to you by the momster subdivision of the onee-sabbath

So we know that monsters change when entering wonderland to fit the atmosphere. What would some monsters look like after being changed in wonderland?

>>30080090
Pink-er in general.

Old school Demon women

I am scared.

>>30080664
Why

>>30080562
>Devilman lady
>MANGA devilman lady
It's a strong no from me

How would you want a monster to dramatically introduce herself?

>>30073559
then she pounces

>>30080741
Highly choreographed song and dance number

>>30080741
Standing on top mad max's War rig

>>30080813
Look, I get it, a phantom sounds like fun. But are you SURE you want to live in a musical 24/7?

>>30080893
YES YES VERY YES

>>30080893
Not him, but considering I unironically like PMVs, I probably wouldn’t mind it

>>30080935
Please tell me that has another meaning. The most popular thing that comes up when you google has to do with the horse show

>>30079099
You say that but you haven't seen the claws on wild rabbits, their powerful legs and quick reflexes would also make them surprisingly deadly fighters. Imagine the hijinks you could get up to adventuring with a warrior rabbit

>>30081109
Porn Music Videos

i really love this cat!

>>30079646
They would have to be an adoptive mother to get that to work
Or you could have a situation where the momster does the reverse of what Fry did in futurama and goes forward in time while young to make her son his own father

titania rapes human man!

>>30080869
Redblooded monstergirls would cream their khakis if you made your entrance playing an flame-throwing electric guitar hybrid

>>30081132
Impressive ones bit those breeding abilities and instincts don't lie

>>30080741
a long and flashy magical girl transformation sequence where she goes from her disguise of a normal girl into her true form of a Battle Angel of Magic and Justice and Stopping evil nefarious plans of baddie-bad Anon Ymous. She'll do that multiple times on multiple occasions, and on the last time before the final battle, i'll interrupt the clothes-change sequence mid way through, leaving her naked and defenceless and completely losing to me in the penultimate moments when she was supposed to be winning.

>>30081602
She thought is was a game.

>>30081775
They always say that...

>>30076283
Monster hunter is another one basically any series that focuses on monsters

>>30082076
Rape is a game and that's all it is to them

birb

>>30082405
Birb boob.

Optimized for hugging.

need bird

>>30083299
Seed bird

>>30083293
Optimized for anal

>>30083299
bird a cute

We are born wanting the christmas cake, made men by the christmas cake, undone by the christmas cake. Our eyes are yet to open...
Fear the old christmas cake.
By the gods, fear it, anon.

Why is it that the more untrustworthy a fox looks the more I want to trust her?

>>30083676
Realistically what are the MGs that would be most into their husband’s ass?

>>30084382

You were abused by a parent/close relative and want to mend the relationship?

>>30084382
Because you know deep down that all foxes are trustworthy.

>>30084464

>>30084382
Because the untrustworthy ones hide it

>>30084464
I can't speak with certainty, but Kakuen in particular would enjoy slapping her man's ass.

>>30084464
>>30084581

>>30083676
>>30084464
>>30084581
>>30084752
>>>/y/

>>30084464
roaches and co. will love the stink of unwashed husband ass

Zipangu sure is an interesting place.

>>30084818
It’s not gay if it’s a female’s tentacle
r-right?

>>30084631
>cute and friendly looking fox is a scheming cunt, in the worst case scenario she's a fucking kumiho
>creepy and sleazy looking fox is just socially awkward, all she wants is to love and be loved

>>30081775
>Titania Queen wants her knight-husband to teach her some swordsmanship
She has always enjoyed watching him practice in the courtyard and now she wants to know what it is all about.

>>30083959
Yeah yeah yeah whatever, now if excuse me I have to let this nice Innocent demon in.

>>30080664
Lady, you're gonna catch a cold if you stay out in this rain without an umbrella. Come inside and warm yourself by the fire. I'll get you a blanket and fix a nice bowl of soup for you.
>And anon was never heard from again.
>...unless you count the week long sounds of moaning and furniture being rocked and then broken.

>>30084866
What have you done, Yukari?

>>30085111
My brain would freeze if an attractive woman gave me a present.

>>30084866
They just do this to scare away invading Order soldiers

>>30085212
>Scare away
MGs wouldn't want to scare away an army of single men.

>>30085212
Judging by her eyes, it looks like someone got woken up early from their hibernation. Go back to sleep, Yukari-sama.

>>30084382
Untrustworthy? Nah bro, they're very honest and kind to us, why would they ever lie? Just be quiet and ignore that fluffy feeling crawling up your back, it's nothing to worry about!

>>30085212
Is it wrong to want to sleep on her lap as she pats my head?

>>30085480
I guess you could remove the "away" part. Either way some of these fanatical order bands can cause some unnecessary trouble(trashing some shrines ect). Pissed off yokai might want to give them a scare as revenge.

>>30085474
How 80's.

>>30085588
As long as you know your place

>>30085671
I have zero ambition if that's what asked.

>>30085701
Ambition is fine. Just don't interfere in yokai politics

>>30085769
Well that's easy.

>a rune factory like h mg game, yay or nay

>>30085799
I can think of a couple that have been tried, but none of which have been finished.

What monsters would be discord groomers? I think the neet bug would end doing this.

what happens if you mix up a basilisk and cockatrice

>>30085799
there was a project from /jp/ trying to make a touhou harvest moon game , the project fall apart.
to this day I still have the project website on my bookmark toolbar.

What do you think hellhound kids act like around potential husbands? Any differences from adults?

>>30085910
baphomets grooming older men for being a big bro

Who do you guys like the most out of the three new girls bogey,creeping coin and wonderworm?

>>30086168
>role reversal where loli monsters are grooming adult men through the internet
Pretty funny honestly

>>30084464
My waifu
>>30084818
Closet Alp

>>30086262
Creeping coin because I like money.

>>30086262
Creeping coin, cause I like money

>>30086262
Wonderworm, no contest.

>>30086262
worm.

>>30086262
Bogey, but they're all pretty good.

>>30086262
Wonderworm, I don’t care for the drugs aspect, but I also don’t care for creeping coin, and I’m not attracted to the plushy aesthetic of Bogey. Worm kinda looks like a mommy though so she’s the best of the three to me

>>30086262
weedworm
CC is boring and I'm not the bogey's target audience

>>30085782
Powerful yokai mamono are pretty laid-back most of the time so as long as you serve her when needed you are pretty free to pursue whatever you want

>>30086101
Heckpups are loyal controlling friends and they get really mad when their "friend who is a boy" talks to another girl.

>>30086475
>friend who is a boy
Would this be a thing monster children would do? Seems like the opposite problem where they call a man they're not married to their spouse would happen, only it wouldn't be a problem because when a monster calls you her husband she fucking means it.

>What's a cute boy like you doing in a place like this?

>>30086448
The power of the kitchen is at your command, Yukari, Lady of the Gaps.

Make me a dinner worthy of Hakugyokurou.

>>30086762
Shog wants to protect

>>30086622
Yes because monsters still fear rejection and young boys are clueless.

>>30086448

>>30087340
Very Swedish gifts.

>>30086979
>She uses you as a daki when she hibernates
>Luckily you are already an incubus so you don't have to worry about starving to death and so on
Some of these ancient yokai are way too laid-back

>>30084382
Ending up the boytoy of old powerful foxes like those would be ideal.

>>30086101
>What do you think hellhound kids act like around potential husbands?
Half feisty tomboy, half smug sexy brat.

Wears too little clothes. Gets you to play games with her that turn suggestive or sexual. Likes physical activity that easily gets her accidentally groped.

>>30084382
Foxes would never hurt you.

>>30087392
I wish Ran could quietly bring me snacks so as not to disturb her mistress. Even if I don't have to eat, I still would enjoy it.

>>30087505
Even if you want them to?

>>30087611
I want that fat cat.

>>30084382
Don't trust foxes. Trust Gazer instead. Just Gazer. Not any other Gazers, though. They're worse than foxes.

Imagine what would happen if you covered your night gaunt wife in pleasure runes

>>30087999
Lies.

>>30088374
I'd assume 101% pleasure

>>30088548
No, it's true. My uncle trusted a fox once, now he's been cursed to have fur on all of his clothes for life. Especially the black ones

>>30072976

>>30089112
So an alp?

>>30089107
You've convinced me. Where do I find this "gazer" and will she help me keep my clothes clean?

>>30089112
I bet she harasses pharaohs more than grape snakes.

>>30089386
>clean
>Goo
>But also floof
No, you do not want a gazer if you like clean clothes. Try a sandworm, you'll never worry about your clothes again.

>>30089153
>>30089112
if you could convince seto that being a chick would help him beat atem he would alp on just that fact alone.

What do monster girls do when I'm gone?

>>30089434
But I'll get sand everywhere...

>>30089434
>Try a sandworm
I'm going to make 'er a lot of little Makers.

Follow you in disguise

>>30089477
Wait for you to get back

>>30089513
>I'll get sand everywhere...
Only once, then you'll never need to deal with sand again. EVER.

>>30089477
It's a mystery, just like how the receptionist and your secretary all look like her.

>>30089659
Come to think of it, my new therapist does look awfully familiar.

>>30089513
Nonsense, a sandworm's living space is always 100% clean.

>Mamono empire whose palaces are adorned with reliefs of monsters raping men. Most of the palace interior is adorned with what amounts to being really exquisite pornography. As if you took great ancient artists but they considered making monster femdom porn the highest form of art.
>Human diplomats always get nervous when visiting.

>>30089722
>my new the-rapist
Uh-oh. At least you won't be cheating.

>>30089722
And your hair-dresser. And the canteen lady. And that waitress at the local family restaurant. And the nice girl at the bakery two stops down.

>>30089781
>no diplomat team has managed to stay for more than 3 months without immigrating or begging for a transfer
>some bright sparks bring their wives and families
>those tend to get their green cards a lot faster
>the most senior diplomats operate out of the neighboring human state surrounded by chastity belts

>>30089434
If you're with a sandworm, do you just keep a set of clothes in an acid proof bag for when you go out on the town, or what?

>having lunch with a March Hare
>realize she’s a total nutjob and decide you want to leave
>excuse yourself to “go to the bathroom”
>”oh, ok, sure! Whatever you need!”
>get up to leave
>she gets up too
>only to immediately get on her knees in front of you and present her mouth
What do?

>>30086295
>It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work.
>Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me.
>The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously.
>She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
>I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
>She chuckled darkly,
"Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
>I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
>As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
>I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
>They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say
"Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
>Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
>As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle.
>It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

>>30089833
I'm starting to get a little paranoid now. Am I actually leaving my house or is she messing with my mind and keeping me safe at home.

A single Parasite Slime with multiple hosts or multiple Parasite Slimes inhabiting a single host?

>>30090012
Yes.

>>30089722
I wouldn’t worry about it. Skin walker mg when?

>>30069984
Elegant sexy vamp

>>30089930
As I recall, she doesn't HAVE to dissolve your clothes so you could just wear goopy clothing at all times (dumb because that would interfere with ravishing, and they'd probably get dissolved in a fit of passion, but...) or just keep a set in a dry bag.

>>30071259
They violated the NAP, that graveyard's state property they're squatting in. Gotta give 'em the boot!

>>30089955
Tell her you have pee shyness or something.

>>30072292
Any one else just kinda wanna fall off the bed onto her?

>>30089955
360 and moonwalk the fuck outta there. Buns a shit. A SHIIIIIIIIT.

>>30090182
the most dangerous mofu

>>30089955
>having lunch with a March Hare
>realize she’s a total nutjob and decide you want to marry her
fixed

>>30090182
What does the mofu become on an adult manticore? her neck mofu? is that why its so soft?

>>30083639
>>30083299
>glanced over both posts
>Brain autocorrected to sneed bird
Man I need a break from /pol/...

>>30090182

>>30090354
could a novice start at Mofu Deluxe or is that too dangerous?

>>30090342
Would /mpol/ blame everything on ratas or human women?

EXPLOSIONS

>>30090422

>>30090446
On Tanuki, come on man.

>>30090354
I'm gonna ask to see the secret mofu menu

>>30090422
Nothing would go wrong.

>>30090342
Seed and feed!

>>30090506
You were warned

>>30090476
Don't look down on me, I'll prove that I can handle it. You know what, I'll even order the Max Mofu instead!

>>30090354
3 orders of max mofu, to go.

Zombies affectionately swarming kind wights like moths to a flame.

>>30090506
F

My mofu is too strong for you, traveler

>>30090831
Good. I want to get broken by mofu.

>>30090771
O

>>30090831
Mofu-seller, I am going to sleep, and I need your STRONGEST mofu

>>30089659
>oblivious salary man has no idea all his female coworkers are one queen slime

>>30090897
M

>>30091002

>>30090922
My mofu could mindbreak a dragon, let alone a man! You cannot handle my strongest mofu. I suggest you go to a merchant who sells weaker mofu!

>>30091043

>>30090342
I think that you should do that for other reasons, anon...

>>30091099
>Kakaka
Why is it so good?

HUFF

>>30091141
I unironically don't know where to get a less biased news source. The place is 20% poltards, 30% bots and 50% shills. It kinda draws from all over the spectrum. And arguing is always fun.

>>30091237
Don't forget you are here forever.

>>30091237
Stop reading/watching the news. It only exists to make you paranoid and get hooked. When you're scared, you watch the news. Guess what the news does?

I need an oni to keep me warm at night

>>30091362
>Stop laffin at honkworld
no, head-in-sand-san

>>30091071
Mofu-seller, what do I have to tell you to get your mofu? Why won't you trust me with your strongest mofu, Mofu-seller, I need it if I'm to be successful in sleeping!

>>30089437
Tits ARE distracting.

Getting told by an oni she's proud of you for lasting 3 seconds before being pinned by her!

>You'll never be a shota who gets tricked into cumming inside a 2,200 year old monster girl

>>30091398
Okay yeah go ahead and keep feeding the machine for the sake of your own emotional relief, profligate

I hate being cold, and I hate yuki-onnas cause they make it cold

foxes are too basic and normalfag as fuck
who succubus master race here?

>>30091519
Bitch please.

>>30091697
>Succubi
>Not basic
But I agree succs are better than foxes

>>30091509
>feeding
>he doesn't have adblocker

>>30091697
>disses a normalfag race
>mentions another
my sides

>>30091855
You really don't get it

>>30091697
>>30091792
Succubi are love

When you think about it, do sandworms have the sloppiest kisses among monster girls?

>>30091697
>>30091792
>>30091879
Mermaids are the most normalfag MG of all.

>>30089112
I would rather be the Seto to a cute pale dragon with blue eyes.

>>30085537
remember anon always trust the misterious 9 tailed fox in the woods

>>30091932
nope, enlighten me galaxy brain.

>>30091944
they tend to swallow

Really big twintails

>>30086262
bogey but the creeping coin has the most meme potential

>>30091954
Wrong, that's elves.

>>30092021
She's gonna need a lot of help trimming off those split ends...

>>30092049
>meme potential
Wat? No she doesn't.

>>30091979
Kitsune hands typed this post.

>>30092008
No because 1. I don't like you and 2. This is the monster girl thread

Remember if you're cold, she's cold. So let her inside

>>30091237
In statistics, you can control for bias through a larger sample size. Consider some MSM for at least a baseline. Just avoid all editorials and opinion pieces in all forms. Wholesale, entirely.
Also Network News is worthless after 6pm. And never just read a headline.

>>30092201
Please, I think a kitsune would be smart enough to spell mystelious properly.

>>30092276
Now you're just fuckin with me