/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Clearly you don't know the right kinds of girls.

Tsundere are not real girls.
They come in box.

>>3000660
Is the Rin alive or dead?

[x]Gets in the chest.

Get in box, close box, have funtime with the Rin.

Boxes are for beastgirls.
A box is no place for a girl with normal ears.

Obviously it isn't Rin, it's a mimic taking her form.

>>3000700
No, it's her. She wanted to give herself to you in a nice package.

ITT: People admiring Rin's "chest".

>>3000734
That is a pretty nice chest, but it would look nicer if Rin wasn't in it.

It's my Rin in a box!

Christmas, Rin in a box

Hanukkah, Rin in a box

Kwanzaa, Rin in a box

Every single holiday a Rin in a box

>>3000734
That chest is kinda small.

>>3000740

>>3000753
（　≖‿≖）

>>3000753
Really? I think it's too big.

>>3000788
Nah, it's just right.

I'd say, that chest has nice padding.

>>3000800
It must be very soft. It's a chest I'd love to touch.

A box? What a perfect place for such a slovenly woman!

>3000660
I don't understand.

Nice box.

>>3002676
I like what's inside.

I mean really, look at all that stuff.

Rin's box looks like a really tight fit.

>>3003272
Can you run that by me again?

Okay, I'll bite. Somebody who has read FHA, tell me why IS Rin sitting a trunk?

>>3003326
It's a magic box that can only be opened from the outside. Rin fell in and got trapped.

hey guys guess what's in the box?

>>3003428
A crying loli!

>>3003431
[x] Close the box

>>3003431
Glasses version.

>>3003428
>>3003431
name of HCG?

I want to fill Rin's box.

With semen.

>>3003450
I always wanted to see Japan draw the Luggage as a moe moe girl. I know mimic girls exists in the same fashion, but Luggage is a whole new realm.

Oh boy, a Christmas present?

>>3003428
>what's in the box?

Pain.

What was the >>3000000 GET?

>>3003499
[x] OPEN SEALED CANISTER

>>3003499

>>3003509

>Because 4chan is full of underaged faggots who need to grow up and go outside

Clearly.

>>3003509

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3000000

>>3003509

>What is she doing in a box? A box is no place for a girl.
I'd put my dick in her box.
If you know what I mean.

>>3003702
You wouldn't last a minute.

>>3003851
Neither would she.

I HAVE A CHAINSAW FOR A DICK

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

>>3003702
I wonder how pissed she would have been if Shirou came inside her instead of pulling out.

>>3003904
wait wat

I thought the point of mana transfer was that you had to cum inside

>>3003907
They didn't mana transfer, they just needed a link.

>>3003907
But Rin isnt a servant or in need of SHirous mana.

Rin is just a slut who wanted to get jackhammered by Shirou. There was no need for them to have sex.

>>3003949
Other than an expression of love.

>>3003949

Er, so "Have sex because of love: Slut. Have sex because it brings me a benefit: Not slut."? You might want to revise that definition of slut you have there.

>>3004010
She's a slut either way.

>>3004010
People who have sex for benefits are whores. People who have sex because they are addicted to it are sluts.

>>3004072
Then what about sex out of love?

>>3004072
What about those who do it because of feelings of love ?

>>3004097
Love? Love!? Don't you presume to talk about love, people are just after bodies, you should have learned with when you turned to an adult, etc.

>>3004107
>>3004097
Sluts

Wait, so if Rin did it out of both love and benefit... what does that make her?

>>3004128

Oh really.

>>3004151
A human being.

>>3004151

Smart?

>>3004128
I doubt there's anyone on this forum who's over 17 years old.

>>3004164
>>3004172
She's a good girl, right?

>>3004151

Rin takes after her mom, in that she only has sex with one man, and only because she loves him.

Though Sakura was an accident. Slut.

We make sluts out of girls and toss logic out of the window!

>>3000678
Maybe.

>>3004251
It wasn't accident. Rin's father seems to got sick of using condoms and Rin's mother got tired of his tiny dick, so she didn't used pills after his 2minutes of pathetic action.

>>3000660
Why is a magic wand in there?

>>3004343
I'll bet baby Rin was in the room when they did it.

>>3004352
That's the stick that turns Rin into Kaleido-Ruby

inb4 Ruby isn't Rin

>>3004377
Are you sure?
I thought that one looked different.

>>3004362
So what if she was ?

>>3004377
Does Rin in mode Kaleido-Ruby have different personality or she just looks funny ?

>>3004406
She regains her virginity.

>>3004384
Dunno about you, but I wouldn't want a noisy baby in the room while I'm trying to fuck my wife.

>>3004128
No, this only applies to real human beings.
2D girls are not alls sluts..

>>3004506
Women are all sluts regardless of their number of dimensions.

The /a/jp/ coalition could find a way to call a celibate nun a slut. The only requirement for sluttiness seems to be a double X chromosome.

However, I do count Rin as a slut. While she was monogamous when it came to her heterosexual partners, she was always up for a lesbian session at the drop of a proverbial hat.

Sakura is an even worse slut, but in her defense it's not really her own fault.

Saber is presumably pure, although her cocksucking prowess raises a few questioning eyebrows.

>>3004278
We make sluts out of logic and toss girls out the window!

>>3004278
>We make sluts out of girls and toss logic out of the window!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT! KICK LOGIC INTO THE CURB FAGGOTS

>>3004779
No need to go on, we can see that the natural conclusion is that Ilya and Taiga are the purest characters in the game, which further cements their status as the best female characters.

>>3004779
Nuns were pretty slutty.

>>3004860
>Ilya and Taiga
>purest

I don't think so, Tim.

>>3004868

That's right, unlike Taiga and Ilya, Luvia has never even thought about anything sexual.

>>3004860

>>3004868
I haven't read F/HA yet, so I can't comment on Luvia's pureness. However, since Ilya and Taiga are the upper echelon of purity, Luvia can only ever be equal to their purity, and never above it.

I think it's obvious that the purest character in FSN is Shirou. He almost shits himself in panic when a woman brushes his hand.

Makes me think the original female Shirou should have been Belldandy tier perfection.

>>3004888
That is adorable. Look at that sweet little sister, letting her brother know how much she loves him.

If that isn't the very definition of purity then I don't know what is.

>>3004860

Ilya isn't completely pure, she fantasizes about fucking Shirou and wishes her ero scene hadn't been cut.

Taiga is pure, but only because nobody wants her, the stale christmas cake that she is.

>>3004882
She's thougt about how much of a whore Rin is, though.

>>3004901

ITT impure Anons telling their opinions about what's impure. Put your dicks away.

>>3004924
I am a pure virgin.

>>3004909

Hard to look at Rin and not think about that.

>>3004923
Ilya's maids are pure.

>>3004892
But Belldandy is a slut..

>>3004901
That's not true, Anonymous! Leftovers still have value!

>>3004929

Ilya's maids are pure in the sense that a blank piece of paper is pure. They aren't characters to begin with, more like furniture.

>>3004892
It's more that gets aroused too easily, actually.

>>3004931
>Belldandy
>slut

30 year old virgin by my own choice here.
I wish I had a cute little sister with psycho tendencies like Ilya. ;_;

Look how much skin she's showing. Luvia is no purer than any of those other sluts.

>>3004971
Why isnt this real, TYPE-MOON?

>>3004992
It's as real as Luvia's breasts.

>>3004779
Nuns are old news. The challenge these days is calling the nun's child a slut before said child has even been conceived.

>>3004971

What are you talking about? Luvia is wearing a tasteful one-piece, unlike that skank Rin who is sporting a lewd bikini.

>>3005024
How dare Rin show off her bellybutton like that? That's something only her lover should see, not the whole world. What a slut.

>>3005038
can't underestimate bellybuttons

>>3005038
Fuck, I feel like I'm catching herpes just looking at it. Somebody get rid of this whore already.

>THROW SOME BURKHAS ON THEM NAO

Jesus. I wonder what would happen if somebody actually made a VN to /jp/'s specifications.

>>3005059
Long Skirt
Long Sleeves
Sister

>>3005059

We wouldn't play it because there would be nothing to bitch about.

>>3005055

>>3005059
All the girls would wears Burkas, but after entering their routes, they'd become lewd sluts lusting for male protagonist cock.

>>3005067

>Luvia
>Finnish
>drunk orgy
>total slut

>>3005083
NEVER HAPPENED YOU HAVE NO PROOF

>>3005097
She's Finnish, therefore it happened.

>>3005082
Shinji is in Rin's corner? Just when you thought she couldn't get any sluttier...

>>3005080
The heroine is a sickly girl. Her mother died of an extremely rare heart disease during childbirth; the heroine, who also carries the disease, has been kept in isolation since birth. She was delivered via Caesarean section, so she has had no contact with genitals of either gender, and her arms had to be amputated due to a lack of blood flow, so she cannot masturbate.

The protagonist is a doctor, and her older brother. Attempting to have sex will cause the girl to suffer a fatal heart attack on the spot. Additionally, because you opened your biosuit, you contract the disease and die shortly afterwards.

>>3005136
Referee you idiot.

>>3005145
>>her arms had to be amputated due to a lack of blood flow, so she cannot masturbate.

Lack of arms doesn't mean she has absolutely no way to masturbate. I'm positive she could just be really flexible and use her tongue instead.

>>3005108
Just because she's Finnish doesn't make her a drunken slut.

Bazett, however, IS a drunken slut. 'cause she's Irish.

>>3005149
Still, he's on Rin's side. Makes you wonder just what kind of wonders she did for him.

>>3005163
If she tries to sit up she has a heart attack and dies. She might be able to use her feet, but the arousal would probably kill her if she did, so we know she doesn't.

>>3005166
>Finnish doesn't make her a drunken slut

>>3005175
Threesome with Sakura.

>>3005180

Instead of sitting up, she could curl up on her side or bend from the waist-down. The arousal thing is only a problem if she's reckless. She could take it nice and slow, letting the climax happen naturally.

>>3005214
The exertion is just too much. You're gonna have to settle for the slutty nurse who only cares about your six-figure salary.

>>3000660

Yeah, Rin belongs in a bin.

>>3005381

/jp/ Talking about how a girl with no arms and a heart disease would be able to masturbate without dying.

>>3005186
I didn't know that Finnish women being drunk sluts was some kind of stereotype

>>3005463

Just another day with the fine folks at the best place on the internet.

>>3005163

Don't be ridiculous, even self-fellatio is near impossible. Only some kind of a circus freak could do self-cunnilingus.

>>3005471
>I didn't know that Finnish women being drunk sluts was some kind of stereotype
That is because they are not.
They eat a lot and grow big and strong so that they can rape the men that they desire.
or so I have heard

Girls can masturbate by rubbing their thighs together.
And what is hindering her from rubbing her V0g00 on the edge of her bed or some pillow?
The heart thing would still be a problem though.

>>3005492
This is what finns actually believe when they're not lying head down dead drunk in some ditch. Truth be told everyone knows the former decription is only correct when applied to Swede~neesan

>>3005492
>rape the men
what sluts

Leave Luvia alone. She just wants to concentrate on her studies and nothing more. She doesn't care about anything else.

Finns getting drunk to rape you.
Swedes just rape you.
I swear, Stockholm is like huge den of cockhungry sluts.

While swedish women would be able to rape almost any man of their choice they can't rape swedish men.
And since they don't wan't any other men they remain pure until they can get married to the guy of their dreams thus rendering swedish women as pure as they should be.

>>3005614
or so I have heard

>>3005589
All she's interested in is magical bukkake. Semen which contain prana drive her absolutely crazy.

>>3005619
You heard wrong bro. That's Finnish women.

>>3005646
The fact that finnish women desires swedish men is not news.

>>3005657
It's better than Swedish men preferring Finnish men.

>>3005642
Looks like you've got Rin and Luvia mixed up.

>>3005679
We will mix them in our cum alright.

>>3005677
>It's better than Swedish men preferring Finnish men.
Why?
That just means that finnish women lust for gay men. that is not pure at all.

>>3005695
You've got me interested.

/r/ Luvia x Rin doujins

Swedish men are bunch of drunken homos. Finnish men are all drunken rapists and truckdrivers.

>>3005758
So in other words, the only difference between a Finn and a Swede is that the Finn is on top?

>>3005758
They are not homos, they just wrestle polar bears together while being naked.
When will people understand that it is an act of manliness and not gay.

>>3005787
A gay act of manliness.

>>3005787
Gay furfags.

>>3005787
Does that make the polar bears sluts?

>>3005798
jeus christ, that made me laugh out lot

>>3005799
They're white, so the semen blends right in.