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>>30040411Death to jannies
Children
Mori doesn't care about Hololive.
Are the touhous okay?
2hus...
I really love Gura
Gura loves you!
>>30040431They just died
I like this chicken!
I FUCKING LOVE MY MORI
>>30040436LA PECORA (FORMA PECHO FRIO)
I fucking love Amelia!
the death of the 2hus is the price paid for keeping to doxposts for so long
Pepeloni! The pepeloni! I don't eat it! Away!
This clown makes me feel special. I wish I could do the same for her.
>>30040425based
Is this the one?
>>30040411>no gura smash this weekbut the training arc
I'm afraid I'm starting to grow a dependence on Polka's asmr to sleep
Alright, I said I'd write a 600 word review after watching one Gura stream, and I went a bit over word count. I'll post it in three posts.I just want to start by saying I am not a Gura fan, so as much as I tried to be impartial and keep an open mind, there is some bias here. I say that not to come off as harsh, but just to provide context. I hoped to come up with at least a few Gura "jokes" that I enjoy and I have sort of done so, but I'm going to try to analyze a few qualities of her comedy in particular:>1. Referential, catchphrase, and memetic comedy (people do exaggerate this aspect of her humour, but it's present)>2. Frenetic dissociation which constantly removes her from context. This is either performative or unintentional. I think this has the most potential for actual comedy, if she works on it a bit>3. Res ipsa loquitur, i.e. "the thing speaks for itself," which I will explainFirst point: Gura is, much to her credit, a person with a good grasp of internet culture. It's second nature for her to speak in meme references. To some extent I think this is unconscious and not even an attempt at comedy for her, so she'll say things like "ooh a computer, I'm gonna go HACKERMAN mode here" offhandedly the way someone in a Discord chatroom might say the same thing. But there are certainly times when she wants to make referential humour the center of attention and is trying to turn it into a comedic bit. An example from this stream was when she made a (kind of amusingly dated) joke about the Pepto Bismol commercial jingle, which I kind of wonder how many people watching were even old enough to recognize. I swear she even had a joke later in the stream where she heard the monster scream and said "yeah buddy, sometimes I feel like that too, before I've had my COFFEE!" Which is the kind of joke my mom would share on Facebook.I'm lumping "catchphrase" in with this. She didn't do a ton of this, much less than I remember her doing when I watched her before. She acknowledged a name in a list that looked sort of like the word "Shark" but moved on from it pretty quickly. I noticed one time where she said "shar-har-hark!" as a way of laughing, and I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laugh, but I didn't think they were being serious. That felt pretty forced and awkward, almost like she was making fun of herself?
I'll Make an Idol Out of You[Kiara]Let's get down to business, to defeat the rratsDid they find a rapper, when they asked for songs?You're the saddest butch I ever metBut you can bet, before we're throughReaper I'llMake an idolOut of you!Fertile as a forest, but all pure withinOnce you find your true self, you are sure to winYou're a charmless, rude, autistic lassAnd you haven't got a clueSomehow I'llMake an idolOut of you![Mori]I'm never gonna overwork again!Say good-bye to those who knew me!Boy, was I a fool to taste that KFP!Shitbird got ME scared to death!Wait this gets more spacha to me?Now I really wish that I knew how to RP![Chorus]Be a woman!We must be pretty as a flowing streamBe a woman!With all the warmth of a waitin' wombBe a woman!With all the appeal of a baby sealAs various as the bright side of the moon![Kiara]Time is racing toward us, till the rrats arriveHeed my every order, and you might surviveYou're unsuited for this stage of yoursSo pack up, go home, you're throughHow could IMake an idolOut of you?[Chorus]Be a woman!We must be pretty as a flowing streamBe a woman!With all the warmth of a waitin' wombBe a woman!With all the appeal of a baby sealAs various as the bright side of the moon![Chorus]Be a woman!We must be pretty as a flowing streamBe a woman!With all the warmth of a waitin' wombBe a woman!With all the appeal of a baby sealAs various as the bright side of the moon!
pekora + gura collab when?
how come a gangster and an edgy lord have had the most cute collab of them all
>>30040449kek based gremlin
Not the 2hus... Please won't somebody think of the 2hus!
That Japanese girl who did that Kiara cosplay sure is a huge fan of her. It's cute that Kiara has so many awesome fans
>>30040446MORI LOVE!
Guys... onegai....
Every day with this shit, huh? Every day?
I hope the JOPs enjoy Amelia's Japanese practice stream.
>>30040435I love you Gura! T u T
the 2hus...
>>30040467cunny
>>30040464ABAYO
Moona's Moonas
>>30040464MEIDOS!!!
SHORTSTACK
>>30040464Kek
>>30039244Solo Minecraft and superchat reading is her being sweet and comfy.MK/Mario64/Sunshine for trashtalk and suffering.JP collabs for her being energetic.EN collabs are usually awkward and boring.
>Ame HotS in 2.5 hoursDo we even have any hotsfags left? I stopped playing ages ago when specialists were still a thing.
>>30040449True, yet she will still play it regardless.
>Kiara is a zombie bird with a sword>ID2 has a zombie, a bird, and a sword
>>30040468Did someone get the patreon-locked images?
>>30040482More like every two hours
AME YOU SELF-DOXXER I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAaaaaaa
>avocado poster hasn't posted in daysoh no bros...
>>30040464Da Vinky?
>>30040462I feel EXACTLY the same way. It's so intimate and I get butterflies when I listen to it.
>>30040482>>30040480this is the price of whatever force it is that forbids creating one new one and linking it from the old thread. that force seems to be insurmountable so i just ignore the problem.
>>30040467>I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laughShe mentioned it in a Minecraft stream
>>30040508The avocado arc is over
>>30040508The tree grew to completion, anon. It's good to let a finished story rest.
Fuck you meidos I'm posting Gura's dox
>>30040469holy BASED
>>30040464"Based"
>>30040453God i wanna smother my face in retard's cheeks and hear her nasally voice grunt and moanFUCKING YESTERDAY
>>30040486I think they enjoy it more than we do.
>>30040508Because he finished. Arcs over.
>>30040469Beautiful.
>>30040425>>30040456please go back.
>>30040506What?
>>30040469if you wanna keep the rhythm better, change it to'be a ma'am'
>>30040427why did gura's voice change so much? it's like a completely different person
>>30040384>Why would you waste your time doing this?Anon there's dedicated antis who will samefag an entire thread to stir up shit just for the sake of it. A couple of French Mori antis a few weeks ago spent an entire thread samefagging and falseflagging just to rile people up against Mori. Recently there's been a schizo who's has been trying to push a Deabeats vs TeaMates narrative whenever he sees an opportunity. These people are pathetic and have nothing better to do with their lives.
>>30040513>>30040462The whole 3rd season of oregairu addresses codependence and how it's not a a healthy relationship. that's why it's shit
>>30040508you missed it man the avocado finally had fruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBcget this to 400k views thanks
>>30040506why is she doing it thoughit almost feels like a targeted message in the banner, talking to all the fags here
>>30040449Holy shit is this real?
>>30040467Second point: what I'm describing as "frenetic dissociation." This was significantly more prominent. I wonder if people who liked this game were frustrated that Gura so often seemed disinterested in what was going on. Her mind would often wander on tangents and become fixated on mundane aspects of her environment which caused her to lose focus on what the game was trying to get her to pay attention to. There were a few times today where Gura tried to use this to set up comedy bits, which were entirely disinterested in the game itself and had nothing to do with anything that was going on, but were just spurred on by some random thing that entered her field of vision. So she'd take something boring and try to make it more interesting, or make it funny, often by starting with a setup and trying to rush towards a payoff. An example was when she found a color-coded brain and said "okay, you guys wanna know what all the parts of the brain are? alright let me explain," and started riffing. This started out funny and I kind of liked it, but she ran out of steam remarkably fast (two good lines, then a strained third attempt, then an "I dunno") before literally throwing her joke aside before even finishing it. This had the makings of a pretty good joke, I was looking forward to being able to say there was something Gura did that I actually thought was kind of clever, but she didn't follow through with it and seemed to almost lack confidence that what she was saying was as funny as she thought it was. It was pretty strange. There was ONE counter-example that I thought did work, earlier, when she was pulling memories out of slots and saying "kind of sad that all a whole person, all your hopes and dreams, gets slotted into this one little thing, huh?" then chucked it callously aside. I think that was the best joke in the stream because it was actually rooted in the game's context and was building on the game itself rather than diverting from it.
>>>/t/981544>>>/t/981544>>>/t/981544Elf torrent for my fellow chumniggers
>>30040464Who's that under Gur... Oh.
>>30040546Yes
>>30040508Arcs over bro........
>>30040508The tree fully grew. The avocado arc is over.
>>30040512it's not a problem.
I cant believe korone just told aqua to kill herself
>>30040464Who tf is the right one?
Kiara minaide...
>>30040546
>>30040541>Deabeats vs TeaMates narrativeAs someone who's half Teamate I've never gotten this one. They're like the cringy kids in the back who read poetry how could I not love them?
>>30040508I like to think that all of the fallen ritualposters realized /hlgg/ is fucking trash and moved on to just watching the streams alone. Wish I could do the same.
What do you think her routine is?
>>30040546Gura!?
>>30040453>PepeloniIs this a new meme?
>>30040546Is Ina the only one left to do?
G-guys I can't stop listening to Mori's Black Parade cover... guys is she actually conditioning us into her ideal BFE!? I can't stop thinking about her!
Do not be tired, my friends. Gaze upon me, forget the other rodents that wish to cause you nothing but harm and unrest. Look deep into my eyes, feel the flow of stamina replenish within you. I am here for you, as you are here for me.
>>30040528i know that feel
>>30040492
>>30040480>>30040482Fuck off, if they care about their 5 month old threads then they'll remake it
>>30040468I'm......HORNY
>>30040467>That felt pretty forced and awkward, almost like she was making fun of herself?she does that, she said "it's me! funny meme shark" in minecraft.I love her so much
>>30040467>That felt pretty forced and awkward, almost like she was making fun of herself?that's because she was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKAm-ooRTYA
>>30040546Holy shit.. I love her even more now.
>>30040540She got older?
>>30040512No, this is the price of deleting any threads outside of one instead of allowing us to jump to next one after we finish the first one
>>30040467>and I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laughShe talked about how she considered doing that during debut but couldn't pull it off, her real laugh kept coming out instead. If you go back to debut you can find a part where she did it very quietly and it's adorable. She has since turned "sha-ha-hark" into an ironic joke making fun of herself exactly as you described.Watching one Gura stream and analyzing her based on that is stupid because you miss the ongoing context of all her evolving references.
>>30040546We almost have the whole band together
Explain this one Teamates!
>>30040583>newAnon...
>>30040546HOT!
>>30040462>>30040513What I hate about this is how can I depend on her if I can't feel her hold me
for me its
>>30040464RIIIIIIIDE ON TIME SAMA YO OMOI NAAARA YASASHIIIKU UKEEETOOOOMETE SOTTOO TSUTSUUUN DEEEE
>>30040546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-PEoU0FjzE
>>30040506>>30040547??
>>30040546Yeah, she's getting a spanking.
>>30040547to make lolcow seethe, obviously. not giving them the reaction they want is the way.
>>30040482Maybe, there should be TWO /hlgg/ threads to control the traffic
I love Ame!>Do you love Ame?
>>30040467>>30040552Why are you reposting this like a week later?
>>30040567anon, your city pop reps...
>>3004046910/10
>>30040569chicken...
>>30040467>>30040552The third and final point is perhaps the thing that bothers me the most about Gura's comedy, and I have just called it "res ipsa loquitor." Gura will find a thing that she thinks is funny or interesting on its own, isolate it, call the audience's attention to it, quite literally wave it around for a while, and then get rid of it. An example of this was when she saw the door lock from the door, and noticed it looked a bit like a doll with arms and legs. So she just waved it around and said "ooh, I'm a door lock," then threw it away. Or she found a ball and went "a ball, you guys wanna play some ball? haha!" Or found the buddha statue, and oh boy, did she ever love that thing, because buddha statues are funny! Or found the weights and went "oh you guys wanna lift some weights? One, two, three!" This sounds innocent enough, but the fact is that she was constantly doing this, over and over, never in a really funny or clever way. It's like if she went into a bathroom and started going through your medicine cabinet and was like "haha, toothbrush, bristly toothbrush! Dental floss, flossy flossy, haha! Tylenol? I might need this later, haha!"This part of Gura's humour really reached perfection for me at a certain point when Gura walked into the room of the character named Catherine (I think?) and started rummaging through her things. Much to Gura's delight, she found some underwear. Gura waved the underwear around wordlessly just laughing and laughing. Underwear is so funny, right?! Haha, undies!I'll admit the later part of the stream wasn't as bad as the first, since she started actually getting into the game she was playing and responding to the suspense and acting a little more immersed after a while. It was just Gura's desperate, non-stop attempts to squeeze the most idiotic humour out of everything she seized upon that was so distracting and obnoxious to me. And this is what I dislike about Gura: she's always trying to be funny, she rushes into comedy bits without any conception of where she's going to take them, often goes nowhere with them, and discards them. It's thoughtless, freewheeling, sloppy, and I'm sure it relies heavily on me liking her in the first place in order for me to get any enjoyment from it.
>>30040578I AM HAACHAMA'S PEPELONI!
>>30040585>not Bad Guy
>>30040602that's an old post newfag
I almost forgot my daily listening of Hinotori
>>30040620no
hey guys. grody groove here. remember to keep hydrated, report doxxfags and come watch elf with me. hoocha. huhaha
>>30040436There are too many hololive pics with argentine flags. Everyone knows that Pekora is a British Territory
Hey guys, I missed a thread to go out on a grocery run, anything interesting happen? Did the nousagi post something else ball-bustingly insane?
I honestly don't want to meet oshi. We have nothing in common and I probably won't even have time for her. The only thing I have in common with her is she was a shitposter on 4chan. But I'm you're all shitposters in 4chan and I hate you all. I'm just watching her in the comfort of my wage cage while grinding my own life to dust. I do love her, but I admit I'm just using her as a replacement to a social connection I never had. I like her music tho. And I like her attitude. But if she was an intern I'd scold her for being a fuck up who bites more than she can chew. I do not want her love. I do want to talk to her. All I want from her is to acknowledge the shit I made. So I'll keep doing my art reps til it's worthy enough to be shown to the world.I fucking hate this bitch.
>>30040585I heard in membership stream that she was upset at chat for the ghost rider thing during the date, and pocky thing also. Not a member though.
>>30040542I think it's a lot worse for Polka because I know that I'm being affectionate towards a character whereas she's reliant on this broad range of real people that may not always reciprocate. I can always disengage if I need to.
>>30040464Big ups to the real Grim Shady
>>30040467>>30040628Fuck off.
I hope EN gen 2 has a big butt brown girl!
>>30040436Nousagi really need to do their /sp/ reps instead of numberfagging. Pekora is huge fan of soccer and they probably didn't know about this.
>>30040620I respect Ame
>>30040436Pessi...
>>30040620Yes!
>>30040620YES!
>>30040632Every time I play it, I imagine it's one of the Steins;Gate OPs
>>30040622I missed it when it was first posted but some anon brought it up last thread. I thought it was interesting so I decided to repost it for others who may have missed it.
>>30040583How new?
>>30040608
>>30040546NO
>>30040617>>30040506????
WHEN I SAY GANG GANG YOU SAY KAWAII....GANG GANG-
>>30040569Kyar...
>>30040569A heart for Moona... and a 3 hour stream... and the longest and hardest she's ever laughed...
>>30040590What is up with that shit anyways?
>>30040508
should I hate mori? the antis are getting to me
So real talk. We've all fucked around with learning Japanese at some point in our lives, but it never stuck -- turns out it was always easier to just wait for someone else to do it for you and translate it for you. Just wait for subs, or scanlation, or the western release, it was always easier to not do it and you'd get spoonfed anyways.But this ain't the same. Clips only go so far. Entire streams are almost never translated, and even when they are it won't be live and the stream loses some of its magic the moment it's a VOD.I want to do my reps. I want to listen to my oshii live. What actually works? Textbooks? Youtube videos? Do-it-yourself courses like on coursera and shit? That ridiculously overpriced Rosetta Stone gimmick software? What methods actually function, and which are just memes designed to separate gullible idiots from their money?
>>30040650that's common knowledge, newfag
>>30040630Anon... I'm not ready to listen to that again.
>>30040569>just a smiley face for kiara>a full blown heart for Moona
>>30040546Thanks I hate it
>>30040642Cringe, but also kinda based for wanting to do your reps
I have a strong dislike for any MOBA game, should I still watch Ame's stream later?
>>30040542Any and every piece of fictional media that goes on a tirade or tangent that boils down to "escapism bad" immediately gets put in the trash.
>>30040631I've been here literally every fucking day for like 10+ hours since they debuted, fuck off. Just because I missed this one supremely autistic niggers retarded analysis post doesn't make me a newfag.
>>30040679Yes. She's going to destroy Hololive as we know it.
>>30040464HOLY SHIT STOP WITH THE DOXXPOSTING!
>>30040449when did she say this?
>>30040636Okay gobby goggles
>>30040587Do elaborate.
>>30040630All the Holos need to sing it for comparison
>>30040585>Have never been interested in watching Evangelion>Mori sings Cruel Angel's Thesis>Want to give Evangelion a try nowWhy am I like this?
>>30040508God intervened since she's started streaming on Sundays
>>30040636Okay Gooraah
>>30040606Get a dakimakura with her on it. I've found as I've reach my late 20s and have been single for long enough that I can perform a good set of mental gymnastics to feel her with me during ASMR.
>>30040453>>30040531Wasn't she supposed to be a tsundere?
>>30040643Assuming I remember and nobody else has done it yet, I'll clip and post it later.
>>30040546Get this filth out of my sight treefucker!
>>30040620Of course
>>30040547maybe she saw THAT pic and wanted to show off some good ones instead, fuck if I know. shes cute tho
>>30040671I still wonder if she actually browses this place considering that song referred to meidos and 4chan.
>>30040679>hating MoriEven the antis don't hate Mori. Like shit what would they do without Ya Boy?
Everytime I look up some crumb dropped in this thread in warosu I regret it
>>30040584did anyone ever do better than just coloring Kiara black and not doing any other edits?
>>30040569too late
>>30040695are you trying to help me or are you just making me fall for a rrat?
>>30040680/djt/ anon, something there will work for you, but ONLY if you do your reps.
>>30040692t. self defeating neet
>>30040576Sleep, eat instant noodles, run with bubba and miki in the street, watch bad k-dramas, play otomege/rune factory, eat waffles (72 megapack), stream.
>>30040548>>30040698>they missed the moment today where Ame called Minecraft a piece of shit game while streaming before she rage quit Minecraft
>>30040651I was so angry when she finally scored in the divegrass tourney and her goalhorn was ruined by some unfunny faggot.
>>30040636thank you Google Glasses
>>30040671HOSHIKUNAI!
>>30040576Edging for at least an hour before jumping out of bed and splooshing all over the floor.
>>30040474>ogey i die now. thanks forever.
>>30040573I don't get it either. Deadbeats and Teamates may have little overlap, but because we don't overlap, we are two distinct people. We are brothers. And I love my brothers.
>>30040728This is the best I've seen
>>30040467>>30040552>>30040628didn't read but I respect the time you put in this
>>30040679No. Do it to spite the schizos. Also she's not that bad just retarded.
>>30040546>BITCH
elf kino SOON
>>30040711The problem is, a daki doesn't hug you back
>mfw haven't watched Elf and will be watching it along with Guranoice
>>30040569it's for the best...Kiara can find someone on her wavelength...right?
>>30040680I don't even know what methods work anymore, living in japan would be the fastest way if the retarded chicken can become fluent in a few months anybody can
>>30040547The hell are you niggers talking about, banner?
>>30040660>I thought it was interestingunderaged? more words doesn't equate to more merit. dude took over 600 words to say 'she speaks in memes, throwaway jokes, and is adhd.' stop taking up space with reposted garbage.
>>30040464Two rabbits?I dun geddit
>>30040679She isn't a TERF like Gura so I love her.
>>30040716And a dom
>>30040620Why does Ame seem to attract so many female oshis? Hitsu, walfie, at least two femanons from here, Gura....
>>30040707>Have never been interested in watching EvangelionYes. Why the fuck are you like this? It's only one of the most influential and fundamental works in the history of anime.
>>30040620no, she lies too much
>>30040681That's exactly why I said it the first place, there's too many newfag here
Sometimes the creepy moving shadows I see in my kitchen start talking and lately they've sounded like crying Polka
>>30040679"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
>>30040733>eat waffles (72 megapack)damn, i want some waffles now.thanks anon.
>>30040702Picture the feeling of Mori's feet sitting next to you, and just lightly they smelljust lightlyso light that she doesn't know but light enough to where you smell them right next to your face.
Listen here, chumchuds. """Gura""" is not, has never been, and WILL NEVER be yours. Real fans know who she was before, and the way she's been forced to suppress her real self is fucking disgusting. It's obvious that this corporation is brainwashing her with japan's weird misogynist idol culture bullshit, and you're all contributing to it. God damn, you nerds are even gatekeeping her old FRIENDS from talking to her like you did with carson. I can tell you this though. Little by little, her real self is breaking through. It's plane to see. And when she does finally snap out of it, she'll break her contract and come back to us. The discord will start up again, she'll start posting videos, and hololive will be left without its most popular member. Don't come crying to us when your little cult company crashes and burns without our beloved gremlin. Then it'll be our turn to stop you from talking to her.
>>30040736timestamp?
>>30040726i hate mori morey every day
>>30040723I can't imagine she has the time now, but I definitely believe she was here when she was younger.
I LOVE MY PRIESTESS! SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE, LIKE THAT OF AN ANGEL!https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUUnE_Oui58MpphFBAmrx4-CJpCvc9n1j
>>30040467>>30040552>>30040628https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>30040764Larping, ignore them.
>>30040681Just because it's common knowledge doesn't mean /hlgg/ knows it. You give people here too much credit.
>>30040482OHHH NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY AUTISTIC SHITTY FORCED MEME 2HU THREADS THAT LIKE 10 PEOPLE POST WORTHLESS MEANINGLESS DRIVEL IN OVER THE COURSE OF WEEKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30040569I'm glad Moona and Pekora were able to find each other. It's hard to find friendship like that and I think its helped them both professionally and personally. Kiara was always going to be a distant admirer.
>>30040698end of last nights stream after ragequitting minecraft, she spent six hours trying to build a mob farm l o l
>>30040788t.
>>30040758how have you not watch Elf, it almost always on like that mariah carey song on christmas...
>>30040707>deadbrap hasn't seen EvaDamn, who could have possibly guessed they're a bunch of normalfags?
>>30040569FLY ME TO THE MOON
>>30040758>haven't watched Elfngmi, elf is unironcally one of the best christmas movies ever made and you should watch it at least once a year.
>>30040766https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCzWmUYFbvBxyiGsTeZkb5A
>>30040786The last 2-3 minutes. She actually rage quit.
>>30040630I was wondering how that one will turn out when she said she's gonna sing it and now I listen to her singing it every day, and I don't really like the song itself.
I hope that I'm all wrong, ause I'd just can't go onCause I'd just can't go onOh about all of this, cause I'm a pessimistCause I'm a pessimistI just can't sleep at night, my mind just keeps me upMy mind just keeps me upOh I wonder why? Your faith is not enoughYour faith is not enoughHEY!All my fears Come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you? All my fears come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you?I have no options left, I must be movin' onI must be movin' onThere is no hope left, I must be lettin' goI must be lettin' goI just can't feel like this or I'd be stuck in placeOr I'd be stuck in placeI guess that I tried. Your faith is not enoughYour faith is not enoughHEY!All my fears come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you?All my fears come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you?And that, my friends, is how I killed Amelia Watson
>>30040794her singing voice is a shit. not ame tier but kiara tier
>>30040761Like who? Mori is too retarded and ina is too much of a hikki, gura and ame already have each other
>>30040771Kiara seems to attract alot too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9dd8o4pqkg&feature=youtu.beWatch Gura's Mama play with Kiara
>>30040569Go back to hlg, retard.
>>30040439wake me up
>>30040808Ahhh.. you were at the top all along..My true oshi..My guiding moonlight..
>>30040808Chumbuds, dont look...
>>30040757Dogs can be good cuddle buddies. I have too much baggage that I bring into relationships so I justify all my cope by saying it'll be more painful to actually search for a relationship for both me and the person I end up with. If you need hugs anon you should do your reps and go find your qt 3.14
>>30040788Sorry, anon, you'll have to try harder to get a rise out of me.
>>30040794I want to confess something takos. Out of EN I like Ina's singing the least but she's also my 4th favorite.
despite being a zombie Crazy Ollie doesnt seem stiff she has no rigor mortis instead she looks as bouncy as Kiara
>>30040620No, and I find her antics annoying. But I kinda respect her.
>>30040796The level of crazy that vtubers attract sometimes is truly fascinating, also with the amount of time between those posts it's probably also a samefag.
>>30040761Did Subaru drop her ass? Kiara talked about HoloBirds in the FE stream.
>>30040788That sounds great and all but could you please remember who I am?
>>30040679The antis are deadbeats in disguise.Genuine antis eventually become deadbeatsAfter all, there is a skeleton inside you.:}
>>30040676Idk man, they always come in here to bitch about their 5 year old threads dying. As if it wasnt time to put them down, not our fault no one wants to talk about the 2hus.
>>30040716>no peesa kit-kat snack breakThis is not true!
>>30040721Ah yes, you're going to pretend she's posting stuff on her old twitter because you know it's locked. Pics or fuck off.
>>30040771Maybe she's like the female equivalent of a "bro".
what do y'all do when the EN girls are not streaming??watching other chuubas doesn't count
>>30040482Where do I go to commission a holoEN torturing or killing a 2hu? I imagine someone's already done this for the JPs
>>30040808w-where is my ina...?
>>30040796>Ame anti's literally larping to push narratives nowI can't wait to see them host an Ame crossdressing competition next
>>30040808Damn, what's FBK been doing to get 10k a day?
>>30040546Oh god, oh fuck, oh god, I can't fap again today, penis NO
>>30040840Uh...who are you again?
>>30040828zhowa......
>>30040764they're talking out of their ass
>>30040679No
>>30040806>NGE>Not a normalfag supreme showI understand if you were talking about Lain, her game, Juden Chan or even Slayers but don't even pretend NGE is anything obscure
>>30040620My love for her are reaching unhealthy levels.
>>30040849nothing.
>>30040679Speaking objectively, she's not a malicious person, just kind of stupid and inexperienced, with a tendency to overestimate her ability to get things done.
>>30040806Eh I didn't see it either until it was on Netflix and I don't think it was that great.
>>30040771all the girls have their female fans, I'm partial to Kiara's lesbian trio because they even make art of each other.
>>30040808What did Friend do?
>>30040546>gura after ame leaves her
>>30040771Walfie is a girl?
>>30040758Same, probably because I'm ESL.
>>30040839She tried to drop her ass, but it caused too much property damage in the process
>>30040707Do it m8
>>30040506Explain
>>30040845oops>>30040733
>>30040808IDs GOING TO THE SKY!
>>30040680learn a few phrases, learn grammar, increase vocab. That's it.Don't bother with kanji unless you want to read which you don't. You'll pick up the common ones anyway. Being able to understand tweets is as worthless as you can imagine.
>>30040772No it really fucking isn't.. it's overhyped garbage that even the creator hates with a seething passion also Shinji a shit, faggot deserved to die.
Someone save my son.....
>>30040809Based. Here's the list I watch with my family.- Muppets Christmas Carol- Elf- Scrooged- The Santa Clause- Home Alone
>>30040569Damn is this the most blatant friendzone ever?
>>30040853Look at the Last 7 days column anon...
>>30040808what website do you numberfags even use?
>>30040841>After all, there is a skeleton inside you.YOU SPEAK LIES
>>30040828looks like a bit of Artia got mixed in to replace the parts too rotten
>>30040804I've only watched Home Alone series for Christmas.
>>30040788ogey
>>30040680There's one simple and well working method anonJust fucking do it your lazy-ass bastard, you will never achieve which you don't start, even best method can't help if ones doesn't use it
>>30040819Mikoti
>>30040636Thanks Goosey Gander
>>30040872Yes
>>30040890Sex....
>>30040821Gura's mama sounds cute
>>30040707It's nonsensical jibberish that's held in too high regard.
>>30040894lurk a thousand years
>>30040813I've zero interest in the original. As far as I'm concerned, Mori wrote an entire song on the fly and then sang it in her unarchived karaoke.
Fubuki makes me happy.Isn't she cute?
>>30040808Inteligencia artificial....
>>30040772>>30040806I dunno man it just never seemed very interesting and all you ever hear/read about is people arguing over best girl and how the ending was 2deep4u.>>30040882I may as well, got nothing else to watch right now anyway.
>>30040671...Kusotori dinners now!
>>30040894Holostats
>>30040585I don't know man. I'm subbed to all her friends and the Holos she likes.I might member Zwopi day1 too. Help
Friendly reminder that your oshi has a vagina_______
Reminderhttps://youtu.be/1xXKAmCZpso
>>30040679I mean she is ok when doing her content just like all the others, is this stupid KiaraxPekora mentally she has for an outsides what causes all the shitstorm. Lets just hope Cover slaps her shit down so we can all move on.
>>30040808Glad Lofi is getting some recognition out of this too
>>30040811I assume that Minecraft is dogshit comment was from after she ended the stream?
>>30040648Based, I hope for gen 2 they at least give us the Holo booty queen we have been waiting for.
>>30040889If you think Eva is just overhyped, you don't know SHIT about anime and I want you to get the fuck out of /jp/.
>>30040808Ninomae Ina'nis...
>>30040808KNEEL
>>30040922Prove it.
>>30040569Good thing is, while Kiara has a hard on for peko, she at least has an identity beyond peko.
Elf dies. There. I spoiled the movie for you guys so you don't have to watch it.
>>30040846>I will join this strange conversation and tell them to fuck off. Don't mind us, we're just larping.
>>30040788Have a (You). Fuck off.And for the rest of you here who seethe the moment Gura does something like HER, holy fuck, tone it down will you? I can't tell anymore if it's shitposting or you guys are legitimate schizos. She's just gonna do whatever the fuck she wants to, if she does a drinking stream at some point, who the fuck cares? Sure, the underage HERfags flying around leddit and YT will go OMGOMGOMGOMG etc. but the fuck do you care about that? If you're legitimately pushing the narrative that she never wants to touch any aspect of HER again then you're fucking retarded. She isn't going to be HER, but neither is she flipping completely. Now stop derailing the threads with this retarded shit. I'm tired of you schizos going on about it. Thanks for reading my blogpost, now tell me to fuck off.
>>3004089320k in one pop is still big for Friend. On her road to 1m she was slower than that. Something happened and all I can think of is the random reddit shitposts she makes.
>>30040546Enma if you're here, we all want edgy emo goth shit as alt costumes, get on it now. Thanks.
>>30040888If it was that easy every weeb would be fluent in japanese
does gura even know how to check her subscriber count?
>>30040752Someone should edit her hair to be grayscale or something
>>30040761>Kiara can find someone on her wavelength...right?She already did with Marine, but Kiara is to chickenbrain to notice
>>30040922That's fucking disgusting and you should feel bad.
>>30040788>chumchuds
>>30040808Shes about to kill the LION
>>30040675>the longest and hardest she's ever laughedThis is unironically true. I've been watching Pekor for a long while and this is the first time I've ever seen her laugh this much. Almost felt uncanny.
>>30040922Well that's quite the claim there, anon. Mind to hand over the evidence?
>>30040765Nah, I think he's right in some regards and I really like Gura. He articulated himself well, it's really not long.
>>30040436how did she take maradon's death?
>>30040771She doesn't, most other holos also have the sames
>>30040894boner.com
>>30040922My oshi has a cunny
>>30040732>"dude escapism is BAD" - generic video game that only exists for the purpose of escapismThank you Persona 5 for telling me how wrong escapism is while building your franchise on people who want to pretend to be a Japanese high schooler fucking all the bitches but I don't need your preachy shit in my face.
>>30040913Yep sounds good. I can't believe the Billie Bitch stole Mori's song!
>>30040922Pizza dad...
>>30040620YEScute ears
>>30040966IKINOKORITAIIKINOKORITAI
>>30040588go on.....
>>30040914Friend is very cute
>>30040925>no Ayunda karaoke at the NNN finalestill mad
>>30040846whatever makes you feel better
>>30040569Holy shit, Chicken got NTR'd so hard. Imagine joining hololive to meet your gachikoi and around the same period you joined someone who doesnt speak the same language somehow connected and became massive friends with her which blossomed into a beautiful friendship that changed your gachikoi's life forever and changed their viewpoints completely on having friends.
>>30040951>Gothic lolita>But without the LolitaPlease please please give. But I don't even know what a Goth Ina looks like.
>>30040949at least she was actually funny back then
>>30040866You are correct.
>>30040933Seeth and Cope more fag.Now get back on topic.
https://streamable.com/i0fiqh
>>30040764If you don't know, you don't know. Not gonna spoonfeed.
>>30040949Go back and take your meds HERfag, Gura despises your guts.
>>30040765The essay was ok and I was the anon who brought it up wewt. chumbud
>>30040922My oshi had a five foot long "scythe"
>>30040943This needs an edit on the PPP bridge
>>30040927People saw the video where she encourages a sobbing Moona into asking Pekora for a collab. Even JoPs are liking her thanks to it.
>>30041003If Ayame streamed more I'd like her better
>>30040808She's down from 18k, reclining to her usual rate. You can relax.
>>30040998yeah, if you are 12 years old
>>30040836Same rigger. Her smile is actually exactly the same.
>>30040865>with a tendency to overestimate her ability to get things done.she brought that up once see the issues is as an indie she could always just say "whoops rescheduling this no clue when but eventually" and not have to care about doing it in a timely manner since it was just for fun and she didn't have that many to care about. So she just needs to drop that indie mentality
>>30040945>>30040992Post it then.
>>30041003>The way she says "Yaaay"My heart melts every time.
>>30040573Some teamates are still nursing a grudge from the Amegeddon. The Brappening happened just before it so a lot of Deadbeats were eager to kick teamates while they were down on the ground just to pin the target on their back on someone else.
>>30040922what if she's HoloID 2nd gen?
>>30040922gross
You are going to watch Elf with Same-sama, right?
>>30041003Is the oni the most adorable hololive? I'm thinking so
>>30041020okie dokie boomer
>>30040994What the fuck do you think gachikoi means?
>>30040994>a beautiful friendship that changed your gachikoi's life forever and changed their viewpoints completely on having friendsJesas. Do you niggers even know who Miko is?
>>30040808Ame is in the running to pass Rushia in the next few days and then Amelia will be in the top 10 of all Hololive....
>>30041003God her laugh is legendary
>>30041007Cause you can't. This is what you discord niggers do every time you're trying to push some bullshit narrative.
>>30041003what's she laughing at?
>>30040998nice try rrat
>>30041032Of course
>>30040994You know in cheesy romance movies there's an antagonist that's superior to to the protagonist trying to take the girl away from them? Also, the girl is more happy with the protagonist compared to the antagonist and the girl and protagonist have a happy reconciliation and ending? Moona is the protagonist.
>>30041032Yes, of course.
Did something happen during the last Ame stream?
>>30041024would you like a massage too?
>>30041032no but I'll watch same-chan
>>30040679No, just hope that she listens to the criticism given to her and improves. The only real issues she has right now are her Kiara-tier Cr1tical obsession, her hard headed openness to outside collabs, and her shitty chat interaction that just comes from her being an idiot (being passive to everything chat says, and enabling their shitty behavior). She hasn't done anything malicious to really make an anti out of anyone yet, but that could change depending on how she handles herself from here. Hopefully management tells her to fix her shit
WHO ELSE HERE AN ELFCHAD?Literally became a member for Gura just because of the movie she's watching, I fucking love Elf. Watch that shit every fucking year!
>>30040899anonchama.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PCtTBkReIWtf /hlgg/ why haven't you told me about this?
>>30040788This post is a good chance to mention how glad I was when Gura was talking about advice for new streamers. "Always be yourself." She said it a bunch and you could tell it meant a lot to her. I'm really happy Gura found a place she's happy.
J*st w**e u*. Last time I was here everyone was still posting about ID Gen2 at 20 posts per minute, what happened?
>>30040941>Elf diesI will now, watch the movie
>>30041048(You)
>>30040860>LainOh, thanks for reminding me. I have to rewatch this. Hopefully, this time it won't put me in a week long suicidal depression.
>>30041038WE LOVE GIGGLE GIRLS
>>30040933Something can be overhyped, overrated, and still be good.
>>30040467gura said that he 'the sha-ha-ha-shark' was too cringe for her so she decided not to use it, and when she does it just to make fun of herself.
>>30040808Holy Inclinings, Rratman!
>>30041041Nah hes talking about how Pekora said she would have more fun playing alone in minecraft and doesn't really like playing alone to I love playing minecraft with other people. Someone post THAT IMAGE.
>>30041032I'm all set.
>>30041021yeah but how can she LARP the shambling zombie if her tits keep bouncing fast
We're gonna see a lot of flareposting aren't we?
>>30041066Based
>>30041020Since she seems to want to be a stand up comedian she should watch some actual comedy so she can learn how to construct a joke.
>>30040467>>30040552>>30040628Whats amazing is that one autist really put that much time in writing this essay pretty much nobody reads
>>30041062But I did. Like at least 3-4 times.
>>30040959As well as Subaru and Rushia. Instead. she keeps gushing about some rapping autist and meme rabbit.
>>30041051
>/hlgg/ loves Gura nowNo... Tell me this isn't happening.
>>30041003AYAME IS A FUCKING cutie and her laugh is adorable
>>30040504Yeah I did
>>30040808gura is at 1.5m holy fuck
>>30041039Found one of the 16 yr olds.
>>30041060Same here friend. I watch it with my mum every Christmas because it's her favourite. Love you mum
>watching ame streaming minecraft on my smartphone>fall asleep because it's already 3am>stream still running and for some reason it was 6h30min long >my phone battery dies and I can listen to my clock alarm>I overslept 5 hours and almost lost my jobThank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia Watson.
>>30041003Ojou is CUTE!
>>30040636Tanks Goopy Gordon
>>30041095Problem?
>>30040949Fuck off HERfag, you clearly haven't read or understood past thread and I ain't bringing it back. Just do your archive reps.
>>30041032Yes
So does anyone else fear that Cover will attempt to overreach it's grasp and hires too many new holos thanks to Nijisanji creating it's global branch?Also apparently you can't discuss the English branch of Niji in their thread
>>30041095Sorry anon. Kiara collab won me over.
>>30040788>>30040900Ah, so that's the definition of a rrat
>>30041095I blame Deadmeido
>>30040953who said fluent? He wants to listen to some 2d girl playing minecraft not write a novel.
>>30041003why doesn't she stream more? is it actually because she's addicted to LoL?
>>30041026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgvVdC40MJY
is the movie ironically good or something?I do have some spare time but fucking Will Ferrel? really?
>>30041062Anybody following the lore for this channel? I'm pretty lost.
>>30041024>spoonfeed me pleasei really gotta stop this cuz im already acting like a typical HERfag but you don't know then you don't know.
>>30041032It's at midnight but yes.Don't wanna miss out on the memes
>>30041054No, some doxxfag just dumped 50gb of her old clips, and now some discord jokers think it's funny to pretend she's posting about it on her old twitter because it's protected and they know people can't look at it to confirm they're full of shit.
>>30040768Kill yourself
>>30041057>The only real issues she has right now are her Kiara-tier Cr1tical obsessionman and people thought the Pekora obsession was the worst it could get for an EN to Oshi interaction
>>30041057I don't know if I would actively slap chat. I hate how ame handles chat and I'd never want Mori to take it that direction.
>>30040569Death comes.
>>30040922Oh really?
>>30041095Wait, so who are we hating? Mori?
>>30041095Just start some talks about alcohol and some of them will get worked up again.
>>30041095https://youtu.be/1rdlHKioR6Aenjoy
>>30041032Of course. I'm always ready to watch a movie with you guys and a holo
>>30041123unironically yes
>>30040788>it's plane to see
>>30041128I think it is. It's been a long time since I've watched it.
>>30041003Watched it for 5 seconds. What a fucking crige.
>>30041114After the whole bugmen fiasco, I trust Cover will actually work their asses off to consolidate their company like they said they would.
>>30041140Kek
>>30041060i haven't seen it in like 15 years and i'm stuck at work so i'll have to catch up with it later.
>>30041095I loved her since her debut
>>30040786https://youtu.be/a6fSve7RVhw?t=23043her calling Minecraft a piece of shit game.
>>30041095>nowThese have been shark waters for a while now.
>>30041130I know exactly what you're doing though.
>>30040630Bad Guh is so fucking good. Is this how all the JPs view Mori?
>Ame casually spoiling that they get together at the end of Just Friends during the MC stream.Maybe she got tired of OH NO NO NO posters.
>>30041140>>30040922lies....
>ctrl+f "RFA">expecting "UOOOOOHHHH" and ring fit adventure discussion/narratives>99% of it is schizos barking about heRFAgsfuck you stupid faggots for shitting up the thread, i just want to talk about what kinds of noises my sharkwife is going to make during Ring Fit Adventure
>>30041055????
>>30041153ESL-chama?!?!
>>30041041Who?
>>30041100She will reach 2 mill before the 1 mill celebration stream
>>30041170Blame HERfags
>>30040922It's time to fuck my son
>>30041123Ojou needs therapy
Ame was so close to saying the gamer word at the end of the MC stream...
>>30040869Other than a karaoke stream, I don't know.
>elfposting commence in 20 minutesKOTN WW@?
I LOVE KIARA SO MUCH!!!!!!!
>>30041159Based and same>>30041170I'm sorry Ame I was fixing my computer and then I had to use a vpn to torrent Elf. I couldn't cunny post hard enough.
Your top 10 for November.
Are we back to SEAnigger hours?
Ina don't look...
>>30040552to be fair gura has mentioned that she sucks at making small talk/jokes/etc and she has been trying to get better at it.
>>30041095Are you frustrated?
>>30040821woah, she's actually cute?
>>30041095go back to your alternative universe
>>30041132Ame fans are immune to doxx posting after Amegeddan. In fact we get them so much that /hlgg/ literally don't give a shit anymore so they need to larp up some sort of doxx narratives to get some attentions.
>>30041063I think she really has found a precious place in life with her genmates. That HER stream floating on youtube is mostly her being bored out of her mind.
>>30041200We never left
Please ignore schizo samefags, thank you!
>>30041095I love her since her debut..Also listen to thishttps://files.catbox.moe/7u1s14.m4a
>>30041032Yes but I might cut it short if she talks a lot at the start. I want to be back home in time for Ame's Japanese practice.
>>30041170>what is spacebar>what is whole words flagOnly got yourself to blame anonchama
>>30040542>>30040692>>30040732Did you even finish Oregairu? The conclusion was about how "codependency" was just Haruno's hot take, they told her to fuck off and lived happily ever after. There is a limit to how low IQ you can be before you should just stop giving advice to people on the internet.
>>30041097Well, you know what to do for your fellow teamates.
>>30041203Ina ina inaaaaaaa.....
>>30041170>Hoocha>huhahaha~>-passes out-
>>30041095>nowWat? Gura is either the most or 2nd most popular in this board.How fucking new are you?
>>30041114Nah son, nijisanji might try to see what holo does first so they avoid another fucking nijiIN or nijiKR. If they try their regular approach like what they did with the Jp branch it's just going to become a niji in english; full of livers and very few that actually bring the money.
>>30040821Her and Ame's mama are so cute
Is Gura going to use a drum controller for taiko?
>>30040994>gachikoiTourist begone
>>30041095>nowyou mean since debut?
>>30040828Zhogiri.....
>>30041095You need to go back, but not in the way you think Slider-kun
>First the Mori vs Calli civil war>Now HERfags vs anti-HERfagsWhen will this madness end?
>>30041170>he doesn't know about adding a space before a string or after it to avoid hits that are just part of other wordsEither way check the archive for the thread that was up when it was announcedplenty of uooooh there
>>30041175Retard-chama?
>>30041199Kiara is closing the gap
>>30041170the earlier threads were full of UOOOOOHHHHposting
>>30040872Nope, it's just a running joke on /jp/. He's definitely a dude.
>>30040671Will I get banned in chat if I sc Mori to sing gang gang kawaii or any of her other old songs?
>>30041095WHO THE FUCK IS GURA? ENOUGH OF THESE LITERAL WHOS
>>30041088i didn't even know it was multiple posts long until the repost. i just gave him his ogey and kept scrolling.
>>30041105I slept like 3 hours and barely did any work today thanks to her. Thank god for working from home.
>>30041032I'm already dowloading the movie, I wanna watch Elf with my elf
>>30041219I am biased but I have to say I think she's the best singer in Hololive
>>30041170we had our moment a couple of threads ago
>>30041161My autism blocks reps aren't nearly strong enough, what the fuck is she doing there?
>>30041194Lets Go!
I have work all day today ahhhhh I wanna watch Elf. My oshi would want me to do my self care reps though so time to earn money....
>>30041234what?
>>30040821Why does she sound like HSKW?
You anons aren't actually pedos right? You're only into 2d shit right?
>>30040821she should also go and become a vtuber like Ui Mama
>Morimanagerial class paypiggies>AmeUniveristy undergraduates & neets>Kiaraidolfags>Inanormal streamer viewership & /v/ >Guraretards of all ages, be it clout chasers, e-celebs, or normal peopleIs my assessment accurate?
>>30041114Coca Cola LOVE!
>>30041041Miko's her childhood friend, Moona's her girlfriend.
>opens thread>numberfagging and talking about irrelevant HoloJp and HoloID>closes thread
>>30041095in my opinion she has gotten a lot better or maybe she's just playing better games
>>30041095What kind of bait is this even? I'm legit confused
>>30040821both her and Huke showed up for the collab yesterday, good parents
>>30041244In a few weeks, Kiara will create an alternate persona with her real voice and there will be a KFP civil war because of that
>>30041244KFP Voice War is on the horizon.
>>30041199Risu really hit the jackpot with the NNN videos
>>30041128It's like the one of the least Will Ferrell Will Ferrell films. Just a pretty good christmas movie all in all.
>>30041274Anon you arent really retarded right? You're just trying to be funny right?
>>30041224I'm not talking about Oregairu.
>>30041199Risu's NNN really paid off.
>>30041244Punished Nene....
>>30041278Why would /v/ watch Ina she isn't even good at video games
>>30041266Have a good day at work anon.
>>30041250Probably not, she joined hololive to shill her own music
Mori singing 2019 Guy was peak cringe.Can't get it out of my system.
>>30041095...now?
Do people still play HotS?
>>30040821Holy fuck her voice is so cute. JAESAS
>>30041278I can't name ONE idol
I just woke up. Did Kiara react to Mori singing her song at all?
>>30041199Moona?
>>30041203>565k I'm glad our priestess is doing so well in Youtube, that's more than half a million cultists
>>30040896...Who is in control?
>>30041300I'm into CP. Never really liked 2D lolis.
>>30041095i have always loved gura and i always will
>>30041250Don't do that anonShill FAKE TYPE or someone else she was close with instead
>>30041095Gura sneezed
>>30040758I havent and I fucking love will ferrel so Im going to have a nice time with the (now smart) shark.
>>30041274Cute and funny is nothing like 3D, I don't get the comparison.
Elf is kinda shit. Look what you made me torrent just for you Gura
>>30041305She seemed to set off a lot of /v/tards when she didn't worship HL2 enough
>>30041203>>30040808Was the Pekora collab really that big of a deal to give that many subs to Moona?I though they more of less collab for months already, why was it now so different?
>>30041095>>30041252Go back to bizarro /hlgg/
>>30041319I dont think so
>>30041319I think not
>>30041250Probably, SCs that mention stuff like that get deleted
>>30041319She said it was terrible and an insult to her masterpiece
>Kiara became successful after giving up on her dreams>Amelia grew up poor and can finally stop worrying about moneyHappy for both of them
>>30041305>she isn't even good at video gamesexactly
>>30041274Children disgust me. Also actual pedos get the rope.
>>30041314Why are you watching mori if you can't handle cringe
>>30041244It Nenever ends
>>30040821Ame and Gura's moms have such cute voices wtf
>>30041278I'm a computer system's engineer and my favorite EN's are Gura/Ame/Ina, in that order. I'm a trinityfag.
For HotS will AmeA) Be in a bad mood after MinecraftB) Be in a good moodC) Sleep through it
>>30041319Not on screen at least, maybe someone should send a clip her way
>>30041278You mixed up Ame and Ina.
>>30041286I saw huke but didn't see her
>>30040444
>>30040462Polka's ASMR makes me feel like this
>>30041314>Mori sings a song openly mocking the stereotypical redditor and twitterfag>/hlgg/ explodes into a furyReally made me think desu.
>>30041324Wow amazing, thanks for sharing
>>30040569Imagine spending the time and effort learning a language to meet your waifu and she learns you language to talk to someone else.
>>30041321>cultistsbut kiara is the one with the cult, anon
>>30041340First official announced collab, all Id got a boost from gen 2
>>30041319Mori sang it? Post the vid.
>>30041095This lads, is what we call a paradox. Go back to your own timeline!
>>30041138Ame only snaps at chat when they deserve it, like the "If you want to talk about Gura then go watch Gura" moment during one of her minecraft streams. Mori's chat really needs a scolding (especially that one fag that everyone knows about). If Mori asked, i would bet most of them wouldn't even know that she had chat rules in her description because she never enforces them. Her prechat is also cancer, but again we all know who is responsible for that
>>30041128funny Christmas movie, don't think too hard on it. Fun like jingle all the way.
>>30041305She some how has a better handle on most games than the others do
The real problem is Ame playing a moba.
>>30041244i don't know, but keep posting nenechis
>>30040444I'm getting hungry, hombre
>>30041361Ina...
>>30040628Don't listen to these other guys, I actually DID read the whole thing. And I thought it was so fucking stupid I wonder how you have not accidentally strangled yourself with an extension cord.
>>30041337The HL2fags aren't part of her regular viewership.
Can't believe I'm about to watch Elf. Anything for you Gura.
>>30041250She specifically said she doesn't like when people do stuff like that so don't
>>30041341You can't stop us.
>>30040821I love lolimom
>>30041274not recently
>>30041374>Last one had ear biting, heart beats and some very romantic talkShe just tips it every time and I don't know how.
>>30041250Of course. I'd love that too, as would she, but a contract is a contract.
>Calli collabs with Cr1tikalWho will Gura collab in response? Pewdiepie and his gang?
>>30041278It's not too far from the truth for me with Kiara, but I was only into the Love Live seiyuu for years
>>30041305Neither is /v/ so that argument is invalid
>>30040821Mama? Sounds more like Guras sister
>>30041114Not really. For all the shit that Cover takes they are pretty shrewd businesspeople who understand their industry, the markets and themselves. It's why 17 of the top 20 vtubers in average viewership are Holos. Niji will never compete in earnest as long as their business model relies on spray and pray rather than forming a cohesive unit and cohesive units within that unit.
>>30041388Honestly most people in the Moro's chat are fine, it's literally just a couple of retards
>>30041274loli is loli, /tv/ is /tv/ and I'll never forgive them for popularising cunny for both things, blurring the lines even further
>>30041416Is Pewdiepie even relevant anymore?
>>30041395FUCK YES!
>>30041263A mob generator part of her XP farm. Basically a room where mobs will spawn, fall down without dying and you get easy XP.
>>30041383KFP is a cult to become a wageslavetakodachis is a cult to better yourself
>>30041095Based timeline slider>Gura decided to sing a trashy meme song instead of Ride on Time, forever tainting everyone>Ame decides sleep and rest is worth over supporting her friends, becoming a cold and distant but effective #1>Mori realizes her video didn’t render correctly and audibly says “faggot” under her breath, immediately ruining her career>Ina forgets how to draw due to stage fright and anxiety taking over, nullifying her only talent and becoming forgotten >Kiara goes into it with her normal voice and speaks mostly just German and English
>>30041361Priestess...
>>30041416Mori is the only one that does shit tier collabs
>>30041128it's only bearable if you really like will ferrell
>>30041410>She specifically said she doesn't like when people do stuff like thatHuh?
>>30041305>/v/edditors>good at gamesmy fucking sides
>>30041362B), she had plenty of time to sleep. She's probably still embarrassed though.
>>30041278You almost got it right, then just dropped the ball with Ina.Some Teamates have/used to have jobs but Coronas just fucked with them over.Kiara also has /pol/acks but not the ones that are actually retards at /pol/. They're tame.Ina are either university or working. While they're not the youngest fanbase on average, they have the youngest individuals in there.I have no fucking idea what Chumbuds are.
>>30040941>Elf dies.Now you have my interest.
>>30041278fuck idolfags.im a thigh and accent-chad.
>>30041278I'm KFP and I honestly hate idols/idol culture, so the fact that I'm a fan of Kiara is kind of odd. I think I'm drawn to her mostly because she's the most open, shares interesting stories, likes JRPGs and knows quite a bit of NND/2ch oldfag stuff, which I can relate to.
>>30041161Had to bow out around 4 hours in. What happened to make her mad?
>>30041416Gura will only collab if asked and if she can be even bothered to. Unless you're Amelia.
>>30041110Was this you?>>30039773Because I agree HERfagging all over the place is retarded. Read my blogpost, I agree with this post entirely. I'm telling the schizos last thread who wouldn't stop going on about how Gura hates everything HER did that, just like HERfags everywhere need to let go, they need to let go as well. Like this anon said, she's not going to be HER, she's herself and sometimes that'll carry over shit from HER and people need to stop REEEEing every time it happens, just like every HERfag who says "She's back!".
>>30041350Every time I think about this I get a big smile on my face. Thank you anon
>>30041038nah, thats still gura
>>30041244I still don't really get it. It's pretty standard to just tell them to fuck off, and it has been for months now. Why, in the last few days, would they be getting so uppity and acting like telling them to fuck off is the problem itself?
>>30041340Moona is now officially a human toilet for Pekora. Of course, it will bring some numbers.
>>30041431With more than 100M, he is always relevant
>>30040467>>30040552>>30040628Why are you posting this again, we already discussed this shit when it was relevant
>>30041388I'm going to hard disagree on this. Leave that shit to ame. It does not suit Mori. I do not want Mori to do it. I do understand your point, I just can't really agree with her doing it beyond mentioning following the rules.
>>30041261I've been listening all the singer holos and I can't find someone better. At least at live singing
>>30040788I know this is bait, but... given what we know of the hot mess that are the Hololive girls, I don't see how Gura would want to leave her lucrative job just so that she could be on the same level as the likes of Marine, Matsuri, Choco, Coco and Mori. Like, if she goes any further than them she'd already be in Projekt Melody and even she is pushing it with both Twitch and YouTube.But I guess you didn't know that since you're so fucking new at baiting (and to Hololive) that it makes it obvious.
>>30041431He doesn't give a shit about anything, he's been reading books on stream and abandoned twitter
>>30041440This timeline scares me
>>30040808GO AME GO
>>30040788Nobody cares
>>30041416AOC
>>30041450A reasonable take, but when it comes to Ame time to sleep is not the same as her actually using that time to sleep.
If you in Hololive/stars, what would the setlist for your first karaoke be?
>>30041416Hasan
REMINDER: report all HERfags as underageThey do not belong here
>>30040821Just finished the video I want to hear her voice more, it's really pleasant and cute...
>>30041431He gets millions of views while only working 4 days a week. He's the endgame.
>>30041472How many of those are actual active subs?
>>30041114>Also apparently you can't discuss the English branch of Niji in their threadfor what purpose
>>30040808we need to save nene...
>>30040648Who do I gotta talk to have houtengeki be the artist?
>>30040467sorry bro i didn't read it then i won't read it nowthanks or kys
>>30041382Who's Pekora speaking German with?
>>30041416RedLetterMedia
>>30041278I like how general you are with guras audiencejust shows that you are fishing in muddy waters
>>30041250Legendary stray is better desu.
>>30041278Back up I got this>MoriThose kids that used to smoke cigarettes by the dumpsters at high school>AmeHopeless romantics who just want to know what love is like>KiaraPeople who are deeply unhappy and use her as an IV drip of positivity and laughter>InaPeople who had a crush on a girl like Ina in high school and regret never acting on it, or alternatively were mean to her and live in regret>GuraCynical zoomers who are a little too in love with bratty sarcasm and secretly regret never having children
>>30041416https://vocaroo.com/1hR9wCwNi1AO
>>30041319It was a member stream right? She probably wants to practise it first before singing it publicly.
>>30040439Does anyone have this in a streamable or catbox? I wanna save the link
>>30041428I think it was the holos why made the unity a thing rather than cover.
>>30041320It's December 1rst
>>30041361Any clips of Ame's mama voice?
>>30041430True, also surprised my shitpost got that many (You)s
>>30041440>Kiara goes into it with her normal voicegod i wish for that timeline
>>30041448TT podcast. She doesn't like when people bring up her roommate when she's Mori or vice versa.
*sceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
>>30041480Why do retarded kids always jump to defend that faggot?
>>30041494based
>>30041489Lots of random oldies from Queen, ABBA, Tears for Fears etc. and then finish off with Modern Strange Cowboy
>>30041340The collab plus that big thing that Moona is doing.
>>30041518I like this take
>>30041519DILDO FUNNYY! LAUGH
>>30041519real!?
>>30041424>>30041449Didn't /v/ beat reddit in tribes ascend once?
>>30041431>>30041416He's actually an alright guy. I won't be mad at all if that happened.
>>30041518>zoomers who... secretly regret never having childrenAnon? The oldest zoomers are just hitting 20?
>>30041506Gonna have to write an email to Cover and Yagoo themselves
>your oshi>your favorite mobile suitAme
>>30041522https://files.catbox.moe/pck7yn.mp3
>>30041518Hey I never smoked, I kinda find cigarettes disgusting
>>30041232she is going to use her cheeks.
>>30041522anon, your filename reps...
>>30040758I have not watched Elf before either, because I categorically avoid every single piece of media featuring Will Ferrell.I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to this or dreading it. I will find out soon, I suppose.
>>30041459she's building her mob farm backwards and is letting mobs spawn inside of it during construction. creepers kept spawning and blowing it up and eventually she ragequit
>>30040578holy shitgood shit anon
>>30041537Because they like their ironic, edgy memelord, he could shoot someone on camera and people would still defend him
What do you wants from En gen2 in terms of content/models? I'm hoping we get a luchadora ala Rainbow Mika
>>30041114No, if anything it looks like Cover will be much slower with the EN gens. Right now they are looking for Music EN Holos (and who knows how many) with a deadline for the first round set at the end of January, which means debute at the earliest in mid-March / early-April. I suspect only AFTER that they're going to be doing Gen2. Now I think the Music Holos are going to be more akin to Suisei, than to AZKi, but the notion stands. If anything with the way Niji has handle the KR branch and the JP2020, I think they've started to apply the Hololive model, than the other way around.
>>30041518Ina...
>>30041519please laugh
>>30041292>>30041290nah most KFP people are at worst neutral on the chicken voice and are like well if she wants to sing in her regular voice then cool but lets just support tenchou so if she's having fun singing it her way then that's all that matters
>>30041319>>30041385Can't find a vid anywhere.
>>30041489It would probably a complete mixed bag, from everything to 80s oldies, meme songs and Mori-tier teen songs, emotional songs, etcIt'd be a rollercoaster of feelings
>>30041489A mix of carly rae jepsen Emotion Bside tracks and Skrillex
>>30041509Hitler-sama
>>30041518As a KFP jannie, I can say that one's right on the mark.
>>30040821She's too cute
>>30040439C-chowa. I never followed her before her debut but all these sound posts is making my soul hurt.
>>30041489I would avoid karaoke til management told me I had too do it and then just take Gura's setlist and just talk about her for most of the stream only singing like 2 songs.
>>30041552The word zoomed has lost all meaning just like boomer
>>30041518Chumbuds definitely have some age range to them so I doubt the zoomers are the daughterfags.
>>30041568You should watch The Lego Movie, it's pretty good and Ferrel actually does a good job in it.
>>30041502>weGo for it, hero
>>30041489Alot of 70/80's shit, Pink Floyd.
>>30041440Protaganist or edgy anti-hero, Ame is always so powerful.
>>30041555InaBurning Gundam
>>30041340Part of it is people finding out that the IDs speak English more often than not.
>>30041518Yeah but anon nobody in my high school could draw. The teacher didn't even know who Loomis was.
Submit
>>30041551I think so, but reddit is not any better. It's like comparing the local retard rapist to the other town's retard rapist.
So what is the thing that brings together all the holos into a cohesive unit?The singing practice?Constant collabs?Competent managers?The slow inclusion of new holos making for easier integration?Everyone being broken in one way or another?Cover's black magic picking only people that work together well?
>>30041439>takodachis is a cult to better yourself????>praise Ina as a godness>she send lot of your kind to died in the beaches >she will probably sacrifice a lot of takos to summon her father>Cthulu gets summoned>the remaining takos will get mad and then die
>>30041551that was pre-GamerGate /v/
>>30041502Who?
>>30041286Gura's mama has a wonderful style, it's so soft looking yet at the same time I feel I could reach out and touch it.
It's almost time chumbudsno more scary movies.now it's time for christmas moviesELF!
>>30041518>Cynical zoomers who are a little too in love with bratty sarcasm and secretly regret never having childrenclose, but gen x and it is not secret
>>30041502I got banned once for mentioning "we".
>>30040467>>30040552>>30040628I ain't reading all thatI'm happy for you thoOr I'm sorry that happened
>>30041566She probably should've stopped earlier on like she was saying. At least we got funny moments from it.
>>30041608Twister offcollab
>>30040464T-TATSURO-SAN?!
>>30041429>it's literally just a couple of retardsThen it's fucking easy then. If it's only a small group then she doesn't have to worry about alienating her fans, because she's pissing more people off on /hlgg/ by not doing anything. I'm sure that chat will agree with her since those fags make it harder for them to interact with Mori (unless they can outbid her main paypigs) because they spam every method of communicating with her on her streams.
>>30041416gura will collab with me
>>30041609These threads are really just a funhouse of flowers and sunshine.
>>30041463Yes, it was me and at the end I agreed with another anon >>30040255I really hope it reaches an end.
>>30041518>Those kids that used to smoke cigarettes by the dumpsters at high schoolAnd now we're stuck in dead end jobs despite swearing to be "rebels" all our lives, emulating the Gen X experience despite being millennials.>>30041552Oldest zoomer is 23-24. Mori is technically a zoomer but has absorbed her predecessors' ethos.
>>30041518>People who are deeply unhappy and use her as an IV drip of positivity and laughterYou got me fair and square.
>Elf starts in 2 minutes and I forgot to make foodGo one without me...
>>30041161Is a holo even allowed to say this? Graduation when?
>>30041608Replace the shortstack with zombie cunny and we have something here.
>>30041518>AmeHopeless romantics who just want to know what love is like>KiaraPeople who are deeply unhappy and use her as an IV drip of positivity and laughterMy.... two oshis...
>>30041489Dunno about the rest, but I'll make sure Low Roar's "Don't Be So Serious" is there
>>30041518Not even close. Never smoked , don't even drink
>>30041568It's a very run of the mill Christmas comedy, honestly I can barely even remember it despite having seen it multiple times as a kid.
>>30041523Regardless of why it started directly it was a byproduct of careful hiring by Cover as opposed to the careless hiring by Niji. I don't like giving Cover credit for things, but there is a reason for the disparity between the 2 groups and a good bit of it is the culture fostered by the respective companies.
>>30041518The only accurate one here is Ame.
>>30041525Dunno if there are any, but she was streaming on Pixiv on Sunday. Sounds like a loli.
>>30041612Minecraft
>>30041612discord
>>30041650What if I go two?
>>30041489Frank Sinatra - My WayQueen - Don't stop me nowSimply Red - You make me feel brand newRound Table - Lose your wayArmando Manzanero - Esperaré (I'd dedicate this one to my fellow spics)I'd then thank everyone and cap it with:Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma
>>30041199why does reddit doggo keep showing 0?
>>30040547I'm almost more worried about the account suddenly showing up in a certain other account's follow list, which is the entire reason I even noticed in the first place.I just hope that they aren't dealing with some bad shit behind the scenes.
>>30041608Not until I listen to the voice of the third loli and they do a collab together that's full of cute noises, smugness and retardation
>>30041518>Kiara>People who are deeply unhappy and use her as an IV drip of positivity and laughterGet out of my head
>>30041555
>>30041650just make for the late minecraft stream.
>>30041613Sounds like an excellent deal to me
>>30041161It's the silence that follows that's the funniest part
>>30041587The JP server needs lebensraum peko.
>>30041612Autism and broken lives
>>30041551Times have changed anon....
>>30040808
>30041665Yes. Now go away.
>>30041555Gura
Why though
>>30041608Now this is a trinity I can get behind
Hey, meidos, I appreciate you being active, but could you be this active for doxxfags as well as off topic fags? either way, thanks.
>>30040469pic related/10
>>30041665Yes No Yes Yes Yes
>>30041613Don't worry about it.
>>30041608PRAISE CUNNY!
Who elses copy of Elf is 1:36:43?
>>30041518I'm not sure about this one. I like that Kiara's positivity matches mine and also that she is very open about herself, as that is something that I strive to do
>>30041244when nene falls to darkness
>>30041619I'd much rather continue watching horror kino with Gura than shitty christmas movies to be honestI was hoping we'd at least see Halloween 2 still
>>30041562I just woke up...
wow meidos are actually on time for once
>>30041518Now THIS is how you psychoanalyze
>>30041555AmeG-self.
>>30041677Enough with the larping.
>>30041608But Anya isn't cunny. Luna is more cunny than her.
>>30041613>imagine not wanting to go mad from hearing some cutie artistic squid girl talk in the tongue of the old onesNgmi
>>30041612Since Cover refuses to help them in any way they have to rely on eachother
>>30041608Power of KUSOGAKI, UOOOOOHHHH!!!
>>30041708Me
>>30041613Consumed by a unknowable ancient being, consumed by the unfeeling machine that is capitalism, is there really any difference between the two?
Just woke up.What did I miss since Ame's Minecraft stream?Except UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH of course
>>30041608The amount of seed that will be spilled on that collab will be too much for mankind to handle.
>>30041608UOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>30041699>I'm die, pepeloni forever.
>>30040411was playing borderlands with some frens and couldn't resist making this
>>30041467I have no idea what's going on either. It reminds me of when some schizo first posted the Gura doxx and everyone ignored it for the most part. Then a few days later people start replying to the doxx and start arguing over it. Why the fuck does this keep on happening?
gura still asleepagain lol
>>30041489- Bury the Light- Devil Trigger- Shall Never Surrender- Devils Never Cry- Escape From The City- Kisaragi Attention- Nikopol- Kagerou Days- Parade's LustI'm going to filter people from the onset and let them know that this is the type of retard they're getting, take it or leave it.
>>30041638These fags do donte but I don't think they can outbid others at all, one of them is literally zoomer who is now spending his college fund to donate
>>30041721>G-self.Holy shit, Anon. That's some absolutely godly taste
>>30041676HoloEN took all the EOPs and Hyper nenechi took the spics
>>30041556Gratia!
>>30041708The fuck? mine is 15:36:43
>>30041730>Just woke up.From a coma?
>>30041732PIKAMEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did Gura say the movie date earlier or is she just being herself? I took an emergency nap, hopefully I'm rested.
>>30041705Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvGSp0EFeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvGSp0EFeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvGSp0EFeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvGSp0EFeM
CUTE
>>30041752yes.
>>30041708Mine
COCO!?
>>30041555MoriTallgeese
>>30041732KEK
GURA is CUTE!
OUR DAUGHTER IS MAKING HOT COCOA. CUTE.
sounds like she just woke up
>Going to make hot cocoaCute
>>30041751Anonchama?!
>>30041161how is she this based?
She sounds... different
Gura sounds different than usual today
WTF Gura is cuter than usual today.
>>30041757just being herself lol.
>>30041790>>30041780She sounds grumpy
>actually making hot cocoa to drink while watchingCUTE
>>30041772SHES GOING TO GO MAKE COCO HOT
>>30041738Judging by that, it actually gives me a hopeful conclusion that most of the active posters really do take the advice of not replying to them, and the dumbasses have to resort to samefagging and posting while other people come to raid.
>>30041732THE HUNTER
Chumbuds you're all going to get some hot coco too right?
cute stream incoming
>>30041740>- Bury the Light>- Devil Trigger>- Shall Never Surrender>- Devils Never CryYeah, I'm thinking based
I was willing to starve to watch the stream and now she makes me wait so she can make coco?
>>30041790she sounds more pregnant than usual today
>Hot cocoaShit, I should've made some too but I have no chcolate
>>30041779OUR DAUGHTERWIFE IS HOT.
>>30041780She's been liking stuff on Twitter in recent hours.
>>30041757she did verbally announce this date a few days ago and posted it on her schedule earlier today.
>>30041762>she did not draw a christmas cardlazy brat
>>30041708mine i think it's the same as the amazon cut
>>30041790>>30041792Maybe she just woke up
She sounds like she hates her life
>>30041798I LOVE THAT BITCH
We all know she is getting alcohol not hot cocoa right?
>>30041790I agree. Somehow cuter than usual.
>>30041751What?>>30041790Either it's the fever or she just woke up
>>30041674>Frank Sinatra - My Way>Queen - Don't stop me nowBasado
Time for cunny!
>watchalongs
This is my first Gura watchalong bros. I've heard they are very comfy
>>30041790she said yesterday? that her throat was kinda sore.
>>30041741>who is now spending his college fund to donateThats exactly why they can outbid people.
>>30041708Mine>>30041751Nigger if that isn't a typo you just downloaded some HD dolphin porn, good for you.
>>30041676Youtube only displays increments of 10k after 1million is reached. So you will either see 0 or 10k most days going forward unless she really spikes
>>30041555>Ame>
>>30041802I don't want to have to use the bathroom while the movie is streaming so no
Gura miscarried and she's using alcohol to cope
>>30041322Pekora with help of Rushia, she's gonna use this body to impregnate Moona
>>30041830dumb Luna poster
>>30041760Enjoy your movie, chumbuds
im sustaining on water
>>30041812Ah, 3 hours ago. Thanks for the heads up, Goora.
>>30041843
>>30041811Just woke up from a nap like me!
>>30041555KiaraTurn A
>>30041831
Did gura forget to turn on her voice changer? she sounded totally different
>>30041809make some chocolate
i would love to watch but i'm not a member
>>30041831They've unironically been some of my favorite streams from Gura.
Fucking hate that she already brought up that r*ddit bitch coco...
>>30041807Are you frustrated?
>>30041831Welcome to chumzone bro, enjoy your stay
UNDERAGE NIGGERS GET OUT
>>30041555Ina'nis.Nu Gundam.
>>30041665Yes, now go away
>>30041840Im retarded and tired. I meant to attach this image.
Yup, she's pregnant
>>30041708my YIFY is that yes. Let us coordinate proper delay together chumbuds :)
>>30041489>Bury the Light, Devil Trigger, Devils Never Cry>Jamiroquai>Talking Heads>Men At Work>Out of Touch>Hold the Line>Surprise Drive and other Kamen Rider OPs/InsertsAnd probably more weeb stuff but I can't think of any right now.
>>30041489Hybrid Theory album
>>30041819what the fuck anon dont say that
God I hope I have enough time for my hot cocoa to finish
>>30041555MoriDom
>>30041831The Thing watch-along was great
>>30041834Ah... A little too much work on Watson's shaft.
>>30041861Sorry, I was a bit rough with her last night.
>>30041831They are, just hoping elf is a decent movie
>>30041831They are
>>30041489A mix of old mecha OPs and 2010s rap music
>>30041886>Aww, the doggo is so cute!
>>30041802I have my infuse water. I'm on the road for being a real chumchad and actually pretty tasty
>Loading>7 letters>like the days God took to create the world100% confirmed pregnant
>>30041831Get ready for a mini zatsudan before the movie.
>>30041831You're in for a treat. It's been a long time since the last one.
>>30041861She's had a sore throat for a few days and it effects her voice.
>>30041650Wait a minutes, Gura!?
>>30041831yes, they're generally very cute and comfy.
ok Gura's members are the most cancerous.her member chat is awful
>>30041831Extremely
>>30041831me too anon
>>30041886ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING SHE WATCHED THE THING AND NOBODY TOLD ME?
>>30041725So boot camp way of boosting cohesion?Pretty unusual without isolating them but since they are all screwed up they probably lack any support structure anyway
>>30041886What thing?
>>30041831be prepared for cute and funny commentary
>>30041869Ironic you say that when using a Gura pic
>>30041904ss?
>>30041904That's why I turn it off.
>>30041896but ina made it
why does gura sound like that
>>30041896I laughed more than I should.t. catholic
>>30041904why are you reading it?
>>30041886Still my favorite watchalong. Just above Boondock and Color
Gura sounds more feminine than usual today
>>30041796maybe she's mad Ame wasn't awake for morning discord sex
>>30041830How was Luna's dark knight watchalong?
>>30041891It's very silly and fun :)
>>30041904This is because they're the most numerous. There's not much of a difference between her normal chat and member chat.
STIR THOSE HIPS, COCO, YOU HEAR HER
THE COCO
>>30041489Basically Mori's but without the zoomer/Charlie songs. Would replace them with random songs that have no connection to the others, anime openings i like, and oldfag songs (even though i should know better). The more i watch Mori, the more i realize i could never hope to be a holostar because i'm just genderbent Mori, but without the talent and effort.
STIRRING SOUNDS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30041904just dont read the chat you stupid bitch
>>30040914Count with me, anonshttps://files.catbox.moe/ohxma7.mp4
>>30041929maybe her butt hurts
>>30041904That's what we're for
>>30041865
>CocoOh no here comes the ZHANGS
>>30041920John Carpenter's The Thing.
WHY does she sound so fucking happy? I bet she just fucking had sex
HO HO HO
Santa Gura
TINYHAT
>mistletoeI like it
>>30041949Sorry I was too rough last night.
>>30041915Go watch it after this, was a great watchalong
Jesus Gura at least don't make it obvious that you're drunk
Gura Klaius?
Cunny is comfy
>>30041896Kek'd
>>30041904>Reading the chat>Not watching the stream/movieBrought it on yourself
>>30041555the cool onethe cool one
>>30041949from what?
>>30040547>happens on the same day the retard uploaded the megaOf course it is, it even points out her tooth that some faggot here brought up earlier. Also she's undeniably here.
>>30041944>oldfag songs (even though i should know better).If i've learned anything from Gura's songlists, holofans really appreciate oldfag songs somehow.
>that little kinda lewd moan
>>30041555MoriI don't remember the name but for the poor souls who watched 0083, it's the huge ass one that belonged to the guy who lived in the junkyard.
>>30041904I wonder if that Carson fag is going to pop up or if he gave up on his attention whoring
>>30041489> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDkwqCF7fs&ab_channel=Piscator
>>30041721holy based
>>30041970Cunnfy
Peter Dinklage is in this movie
>TuTUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHShe's here!
>>30041904what is cancerous about the chat exactly?
>>30041955>sex_copypasta.txt
>>30041740>Escape From The Citybest sonic song
>>30041929she has a sore throat.
MERRY GURASMAS
>Elf is one of Gura's favorite Christmas movies>It's also one of mineI'm gonna make it, bros
>>30040695>She's going to destroy Hololive as we know it.Good
>It is so cute it is so f- dare I say a classic
>>30041955Her grabbing cocoa was actually her having quick sex...Stirring means she just got her insides stirred...
>>30041955based, i hope she had a massive squirting orgasm
she is going to break that table some dayand it is going to destroy hertempered glass is not something you fuck around with
Merry Gura-ismas!
why does gura laugh at her chat's horrible jokes
Thank god I made the hot cocoa in time before she started
>>30041489>Cuban Pete>My Way (Limp Bizket)>My Way (Frank Sinatra)>Old Time Rock and Roll>Deja Vu>Perfect World (Emperor's New Groove)>Love me >What a wonderful world>Ich Will (Rammstein)
How/where is she even planning to stream it though? Does cover even allow that?https://files.catbox.moe/uj39sz.jpg
Merrri Gurrrismas
Gurismas!
fuck off klaius
>>30041904I turn it off. There's no speed difference with regular chat
ENTER
>>30041904Yea, most other peoples member chat is pretty good and a big improvement from the normal chat, but Gura's is just as bad.
>>30041319I just woke upwhere?
Anyone has a bigger version of this Kiara emote?
>>30042012I-is she going commando with this too?
>elf watchalong>Flare and Lamy nowhere in sight???????????????????????????
>>300414891. America Fuck Yeah - team america2. My own worst enemy - Lit3. In too deep- sum 414. Scotty doesnt know5. Grandfather - Stephen Lynch 6.cant stop - red hot7. Under pressure - queen8. Everything is alright - Mption City Soundtrack 9. Type out a popular song title only to rick roll the viewersBe forced to graduate shortly after
Still haven't got a Gura membership but I enjoy these threads, appreciate you, chumchads.t. Tentacultist
Heres a christmas classic.
...
>>30041955
>>30042002I fucking actually screamed out loud when she ALLLLLLLMOST said funny. Goddammit we were so close.
>>30041555KiaraMS-14Jg Gelgoog Jaeger.
>>30041985Ah yes, Val Varo, the legless space crab.[Technically that's a mobile armor, not a mobile suit./spoiler]
>>30042029Long live Klaius
>>30042036>going
>>30042029BASED
>>30042033
>>30042029Based
>>30042019You watch it yourself. That's what the timer is for, in case you come in late.
If Gura sings the Miser songs I will love that
>>30040914I want Fubuki to call me a virgin tell me to kill myself
>>30041551Those were the days...
>>30042010but she said that the scars would look cool.
>>30041676Script needs the streamer to actually go offline so it can count from start to end.
>>30042036>>30042052No because she is only when sleeping
>>30042042yesbut kiara is garbage
>>30040813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZMOsEOUCxQShe brought out the sexy in the bad guy
Die Hard the Gurismas classic
I literally woke up an hour ago and had to scramble to get the movie when I noticed the schedule, so I’m drinking the iced coffee I had at home instead of hot cocoa.
>>30041980I just hope she won't do anything dumb, I'm not an approved follower so I can only see the banner and not tweets so yeah, not sure if she's tweeting anything
I THINK CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
>>30042054Thanks
>Christmas movie watchalongsSo, who's going to do a watchalong for the best Christmas movie ever made, Tokyo Godfathers?
>>30042029I'VE BEEN SAYING IT KL-AOU-S THIS WHOLE TIME, WHAT THE FUCK
>>30042029I hope he draws a cute christmas Gura
>>30042042This but I do have an Ina and Gura membershipt. Chumbud
>>30041985That's a Mobile Armor not a MS but I'll let it slide because no one ever talks about 0083
>>30042047I love how you can hear them almost break out laughing multiple times in this reading.
>>30042029claws...
>>30042043Un-ironically a really good movie
>>30042065I want to have sex with friend!
gura is doing a cute christmas watchalong and i'm still at work for another three hours. fuck my life.
>>30041904What's so bad about it?
>>30041555AmeHeavyarms custom
>>30042048Why would her saying It is so funny mean anything?
>Down to watch Klaius
>>30042014That's how she gets the big bucks
>10 minutes in>mentions klaiuswhy
>>30042029>MY NAME MY NAME ME ME ME ME ME PAY ATTENTION TO MEFucking hate this creep
>>30042068>Didn't understand last zatusdan
UUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
SHE SAID IT
GURA YOU'RE THIS CLOSE TO CALLING HIM
>I'M DOWN TO WATCH KLAIUSWTF CHUMKEKS!?!?!?
>>30042078ANON PLEASE TELL ME THIS WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
>cute and funny
CUTE AND FUNNY
>Cute and funny
>im down to watch klauis
SHE SAID IT LOL
gura is extra cute today
>>30042030It used to be so damn comfy too. The price of popularity I guess.Also, wait, CUTE AND FUNNY!?!? HERE
She wants to watch klaius...
>its pretty cute, and funny
>cute...and funny
>>30041897wait this is actually good, why doesnt she does actual zatsudans? they are always supareads or marshmallows
>Hot coco made>Blanket on>Elf ready to playTime for a comfy night.
This week looks promising for us, chumbudsHopefully other girls have good schedules too
>Cute and funnyShe said the words
>>30041915it's my oshi watching my favorite horror movie. I rewatch it every month
>>30042069why are teamates like this?t.deadbeat
>>30042069you're no chumbud
>>30042038
>>30042058Anon, your link clicking reps
Cute and funny
I wanna be Gura's chair
>it's cute and funnyUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>30042019Holy cringe. She's literally the "How do you do fellow kids" meme irl.
>>30042064Nah, tempered glass explode in tiny pieces, they normally don't cut.
I want to murder Klaius with my bare hands.
>>30042106Moron
>>30042078I believe the words you're looking for are Bah-humbug.
>>30042069Why are trannies like this?
damn i didn't realize this was a member only watchalong i thought she was late or my timezone reps were off.
>>30041057this is almost literally how to make Mori perfectimma save this image and repost it until she sees it
>>30042078
>>3004213110000000000000000000000000000000000000% CONFIRMED SHE'S HERE
>>30040852>>Ame anti's literally larping to push narratives nowNot the first time they've done it. It's the same as the clips4sale thing or the Gura canceled her stream to play with her discord friends.>Oh yeah I totally have proof of this shitstorm I'm obviously trying to stir, I'm just not gonna post it
>>30042036Of course.The gift of cunny is readily accessible at all times no matter the seasonShe's gonna slide down your chimney!
SHE SAID THE WORDS
>literally whoring herself out for an obsessive stalkerWhy is Gura like this
klaius is literally jerking off to this right now, how does that make you feel?
>>30042029i was wondering when someone would finally correct her. not sure where the got that pronunciation from.
>>30041915she did karaoke that stream too, we posted about it for days anon
>>30041518This is too accurate, but hopefully it'll become less accurate as my business becomes successful, I buy additional trucks, and hire drivers for them so I don't have to work anymore.
>>30042109SC her to see what she was meaning in that case
>>30042175I will be too on Saturday
>>30042133>why doesnt she does actual zatsudans?Pure zatsudans? She did one in membership iircShe admitted to us she sucks at it.
>>30042174>literally
>>30041477her tier3 chat got really fucking cringe last night, it was a karaoke stream but they still almost ruined it by carrying some dumb inside joke into the main chat
>>30042175Same
DIE HARD WATCH ALONG
>>30042174You.. do realize the klaius stalker memes here are a joke, right? He's not that creepy.
>Die Hard is not a Christmas movieGod damn it. Every fucking year with family we get this argument
>>30042029stalker
>>30042175gay since you made me think of a chinese assassin masturbating
>>30040665Nacho...
Gura's feet...
is toradora a christmas anime?
UOOOOOOOOOH TINY GURA FEET
>>30040675>>30040968Timestamp?
Man fuck Gura. Fuck this bitch I'm actually done watching her now what a dumb fucking bitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNZ_1u82JxY
I wanna insert Gura's foot in my mouth
>insert my foot into my mouthUOHHH
DIE HARD WATCHALONG CONFIRMED
>tasting Gura's feet
>>30042165I don't understand what goes on in these people's heads, it's such a bizarre thing to waste time doing.
>wage cuck>on the back room because slow night>new phone with gura on>old phone with the Elf movieI'm not confy at all, but I'm watching it
>>30042010and she is looking forward to the clips of it
>>30042108Hey at least your creep draws art. Ours doesn't even do anything.t. deadbeat
>>30042165I don't think anyone is trying to imply that Ame did anything wrong here, anon.
can you guys tell me when she presses play?not a membershrimp but i wanna watch it anways while reading these threads.
>>30042205more like a shitmas anime
>>30042212Get owned league bitchyour game sucks
>>30042205Yes>>30042212Get fucked ASSFAGGOTS cunt she did it because she hates your kind
>>30042205I watch it every christmas so yes.
>>30042205Yes, MELLI KURISMASU
WE'RE WATCHING DIEHARD SOON!!!
>>30042196based
I like Die Hard but I fucking loathe the stupid meme that it's a Christmas movie.
>>30042175I dont feel anything after seeing how he looks and sounds.
>>30042174>obsessive stalker>He fell for the memes
CHAT TALKED HER INTO DIEHARD HAHAHA BASED
GOD I LOVE GURA
>>30042197>You.. do realize the klaius stalker memes here are a joke, right?>he doesnt know
>>30042197>He's not that creepy.He literally had a meltdown over Gura not paying enough attention to him.
>>30041934Didn't get to see Color, but I'm inclined to agree, though Ame's Shrek double feature was great too.
>>30042174>taking Klaius posting seriously
>>30042229just wait for when 5 anons react to the same thing and average their post times
start the fakin movie Gura
>>30042019I wonder how hard it is juggling two personas at the same time
>>30042231>>30042232Fuck off. It's one of the best and most played multiplayer game in the world you fucking cocksucker. :)
>>30040469
>bruce willis>that bald guyGura is younger than we believe
Gura is naked under that blanket
WHY IS GURA LOOKING DOWN WHILE TALKING? I bet shes on her fucking phone setting up a time to have SEX right fucking now on stream
>>30042252>meltdownlol ok
>>30042197Ok klaius
>she's seen REDmy cute little shark can't be this based
GURA DIDN'T WATCH LOOPER WITH AMESELL
>>30042265>chink
>>30042212Ayame...
>>30042019>get the holo simp money>buy things and have fun on her personal channelbased
>>30042240and the worst thing is that we get that same fucking argument every single fucking year.
>>30042259She's still got like half an hour to go before she starts the movie. Prepare yourself.
>>30042252I thought that part was also a joke.
>>30042265Keep smiling as we all laugh at you and your shit game fag
>>30042029>Doesn't even akasupaWhat a greedy fucking faggot.
>>30042212gura has all the fans she'll ever need. you won't be missed.
>>30042272Just her lower half
Someone give bruce willis a shark hat
die hard sucked i had to stop watching it half way in
>>30042212kek gura is based as fuck
Her voice is extra cute today
>>30042019Yes cover allow it, other members do it relatively often.
>>30042252>meltdowneither you dont know what you're talking about or you forgot to take your meds again
>>30042252>He believed the meme
>>30042272naked under her shirt
>>30041003I wish she fucking streamed more
>>30042212zoomer game
>>30042289She'll overlap with Ame if she doesn't start soon
>>30042212Hahaha please be real, Gura BTFOing LoLfags would make my great night even better.
Gura’s voice is too good bros I can’t take it
Every stream she just gets better and better
Gura should watch "Step Brothers". Me and my dad love that fuckin' movie.
Fucking start already you’re gonna overlap Ame aaaaAaaaa
>>30042224use your PPTO and watch the whole thing
>>30042187Anon, don't be so delusional, I was there, it's even clipped>Just cause I go comando doesn't mean these cheeks are up for grabs.
How much did Kiara seethe about the pekomoona collab?
>>30042306She's either sick, just woke up, or both. It's very cute.
>>30041555InaDestiny
Bros... Bruce Willis got two of the ENs already... Ame and Gura... noooooooooooooooooo
>>30042265>one of the best and most playedOnly one of these two unrelated things is true.
>>30042329ame...
Anon is cuter than usual today!
>>30042306She's excited for Elf
>>30042323And?Ame cares about overlapping... Gura does not.
>>30042188>There is a real possibility that multiple anons will all be reaching climax simultaneously on 12/5 9:00:30pm EST
>>30042295What do you expect from a fucking leaf?
>>30042269I think it's just her shork brain at work, she did forget how to pronounce DaVinci and thought Newton invented chess at one point
>>30042329Ame...
>Two decades is almost half a centuryi mean, you're not entirely wrong
i literally just shit on myself i wish gura would start the movie already so i can go change jesus christ
Die Hard is an okay flick but there's nothing super special about it to be honestBetter than some crappy christmas romcom though I suppose
I usually hate poalniggers, but this question should be answered by this thread and I don't want to shit up the replies. Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?http://poal.me/d4hximhttp://poal.me/d4hxim
>>30042328>>30042329Why are these always correct?
>20 years is almost as half a centuryWhat
>>30042332SC her you SIMP
>>30042329just delay your stream again
>>30042265As someone who played that game for years, I have never seen a more miserable, bitter player base.
>>30042340Good taste
>>30042306she said she was sick the other day
>>30042252No he didn't, take your meds.>inb4 the clipWe've all seen it, it's not even remotely fucking close to anything you could call a meltdown lmao.
>>30041489I suck at singing but>Dream On - Aerosmith>Road Racing - Riot>Layla - Eric Clapton>Nowhere Man - The Beatles>Man Who Sold the Wold - David Bowie>Gotta catch 'em all! - Jason Paige
>>30042205Absolutely so tell her to watch it>>30042234NOT YET YOU FUCK
>>30042274>Klauis isnt creepy! Hes a normal guy just like me!
>>30042344https://files.catbox.moe/e3e33r.mp4
>>30042337she has been kinda sicky lately so probly that.and she probly just wake up.
>>30042329Ame you're really going to masturbate through the whole stream?
>>30042187For your lazy ass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj8fBy7kaS8
I don't see gura's stream bros what do I do?
>>30042346gura used to worry a lot about overlapping early on, and kept ending streams super early to avoid it. it's an archived member stream. she can do what she wants.
>>30042329You can't keep delaying your streams for Gura, Ame...
>>30042212Ayame's boyfriend typed this post
>>30042348Yes
>>30041555GuraPekodam
>>30042252>I wish I was a girl so Gura would interact with me more>Meltdown
>>30042360It's almost half half a century.
>You can watch Elf for free on Youtube>It's trueWait, the fuck?
Free on youtube my ass
>>30042329Huh? Ame doesnt have a stream today tho?
>>30042371C-Carson?!
>>30042333She didn't.
>>30042349Leafs are proven paypigs as seen with Mori and even Gura herself recently.Klaius is just a greedy bitch.
GURA INVITE AME FOR A FOOKING WATCHALONG ALREADY!! YOU ONLY HAVE 3 WEEKS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS WEEK! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STOOPID SHORK!
>>30042377SC her you poorfag
>>30042381community tab dummy. you are a member, right?
>>30042197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVyois9mp4
>>30040808Jan 20, 2021.Gura reaches 2M.
>People in chat openly talking about where they pirated it.
>>30041125her laugh is great...
>>30042368>>30042312>>30042311>>30042294>>30042274He literally shat and pissed live while crying and attention whoring
>>30041319>member stream
>>30042355AYO DIS NIGGA JUST SHIT HIMSELF
>>30042322It's real
>>30042078I love Christmas and I don't even celebrate it.
>>30042224Gura' watchalongs are something to unwind to, it'd be better to wait to be back home and watch the archive to end the day.
Anyone here getting nothing out of the GFE? I thought I'd love it, but every time it happens it's just off-putting to me.
>>30041382Pretty sure Kiara already knew Japanese before Pekora even debuted.
>>30042400They should watch Die Hard together, that movie is up Ame's alley
>>30042381are you a paying member? if yes go to her channel > community.
>>30042371>Ignored me Gura
>>30042401I'm in her member stream right now fuckhead. I also already given her SC her before, you do it.
>>30042329Hope you don't miss your prestream discord chat with Gura.
>>30042412You must've watched a completely different clip or you forgot to take your meds
>>30042019Kson only recently went inactive but she was streaming on YouTube simultaneously with Coco so I assume cover doesn't give a fuck.
>>30042388holy moly it is, that's weird
I got snowflakes fuck me
>>30042019Bros I love her personality so much...>Does cover even allow that?It's quite common anon. Do your reps.
this is a members stream I guess
>>30042426look at me in the eyes while I stab you Gura
>>30041638You're alienating someone no matter what. If there is someway for her to handle it without doing it like ame then, ok.
>>30042421Just embrace it anon.
>>30042371>You cant ignore me forever Gura
>amazon primepirate narratives BTFO
>>30042430Okay I'll send a red super in ARS
>>30042438Go forward a few seconds, buddy
>>30042265people drop LoL because of this attitude
>>30042402>>30042425I'm not a simp
>>30042421What are you calling GFE here?
>>30042390she got 2 streams tho
>>30042212good. league is for dumb niggers.
>>30042384I'm really thankful to Pekora for all of the /m/ flavored fanart the Pekodam arc ended up producing.
>>30042390She's streaming HotS in 2 hours
>>30042424Ame already has Just Friends prepared for Christmas though...
>>30042430So SC her about what was meant by that
>>30042390
>>30042069Why are tentacultist like this?
>>30042462sucks to be you, then!
>>30041051Hey remember that time Moona slapped Risu on stream?
>>30042432i haven't seen any clips.
holoEN Unity!
>>30042438its the scene after that one
bugmen btfo
>>30042412>its real
OH GOD IM ALREADY HALF WAY THROUGH MY HOT COCOA
Bloop has a tiny hat too...
This one?
>>30042468Why would she do a Starcraft 2 stream and not start at the beginning?
>>30042462then you cant see it sadly.
We're starting from New Line Cinema presents screen still right?
>>30042475>hotsNothing of value was lost
I just ate a pizza fuck coco
AAAAAHHHH GURA PLEASE IT'S LEAKING
>>30042497Yeah
>>30042481based
>>30042461the funny thing is, the game's devs also share this attitude
>>30042497That's where I am
>>30041382Your timeline reps.
>>30042481delete the four on the right, add aki rose and I agree
>>30042475>HotSWhat's that? Hot online trap sex?
>Amelia hasnt liked or tweeted anything since the minecraft stream ended....
>>30041095>he jumped worldlines without knowing
>>30042497She mentioned snowflakes so maybe a second or 2 ahead of that.
>>30042438Where you wanna meet up
You've heard of elf on the shelf,but have you heard of gura on the ....What the heck rhymes with gura?
>>30042371>>30042396>>30042426>Carson Voorheezstrangely fits
>>30042412He's kind of a creep but thats about it, all he said was something along the lines of "I do all this drawing and gura barely notices me or pops into my streams to watch"
>>30042475SHE'S HERE
>>30042522She said no snowflakes.
>>30042519starcraft 2 heart of the swarm
>>30042519She means HOTAS. She's gunna play DCS
>>30042497Mine looks like this >>30042522
>>30042533Why does Gura get all the serial killers?
Numberfags, explain this. Onegai.
>>30042520she's probably dead anon if someone's not active on twitter that means they're fucking dead
You guys think Gura will hit 700k today?
I GOT A PERFECT SYNC FUCKERS, YEAAAAAAHHHHH
>>30040540She was pitching up her voice for the character which limited her volume significantly. The Cups cover is closer to her natural voice.
>perfectly sync’dLet’s fucking go
WHATS ON THE SCREEN BROS?GURA DESCRIBE THE MOVIE
>>30042552you're a second or two behind
>>30042557She attracts predators.
>>30042474>>30042457She's not going to read it during a watchalong. You send a superchat if you really want to know.
>>30041652How new?
>>30042517What month is it?
She's so cute already god my heart can't take it
>>30042532My cock.Gura on my cock.>Doesn't rhymeFuck off. Gura on my cock.
Perfectly synched with Gura...
>>30042552No you're wrong it's after that. If your length is 1:36:43 start at +18s relative to Gura's timer.
>>30040853>>30040950>>30040869Fucking retarded numberfags are worse than normal ones. Friend's numbers are the same (1k~4K every day) since well before the race to 1m.YouTube changes the display format for subscriptions every major milestone to obfuscate the growth rate and and prevent possible sub farming. The only obvious sub farm they couldn't stop was T-Series and Pewdiepie, but that made them so much money to keep around that they just ignored it.
I uh... I think this is one of Mori's early influences. I didn't know there was a rap in the end.https://youtu.be/TrgxHDoe8gA?t=381I can't believe meguca was 7 years ago now
>>30042574Opening credits
Jon Favreau??
>>30042558Yeah but she probably won’t get to 1 mil before Fubuki
>>30042581like gura!
Fuck me that sync is good.Gura please more...
>Jon FavreauHuhI didn't know this.
>>30042356Die Hard is a great film, but saying it's a christmas movie is reddit-tier
>>30042412>literally
Gura is so cute...
>>30042549God I wish... also, I now kind of want to make DCS skins for my JP and EN oishi.
>>30042594same she is singing at the right time
>>30042435Speaking of kson, did anyone clip her Yab where she accidentally streamed with Coco background?
This movie is gonna suck isn't it I can feel its shittyness alreadyLike the kind of B movie that would run at 8am on christmas morning
DESCRIBE THE MOVIE YOU SILLY SHARK!
>>30042532shark in the dark
>Zooey DechanelDamn, why have i not seen this movie?
>>30042029
>>30042532Gura Gura mura mura
I'm PERFECTLY synched, and hearing Gura "bum bum ba bum pum" perfectly in time with the music is a blessing I never knew I needed.
>>30042554It's called element inspector
CUTE STREAM
What should Pavolia and I name our first child?
I HAVE GURA'S HUMMING TO SYNC WITH THE MOVIE YESSSSSS
>Finally syncFeels so good
You think Ame gets high before she streams?
>>30042412Can confirm I was in his closet
>>30041161Hol up, is this Creep Farm supposed to be>You enter inside>You kill a creep with a sword
Gura is seriously cuter than usual today.
AHHHHHHHH I CANT SYNC DESCRIBE THE SCENESSS
>>30042558.698 milestones.....
this feels like taking your daughter out to a christmas park and having her get excited at everything
>>30042520She's been browsing here for real
Just watching how happy it makes her is making me so happy
Feels amazing to be in perfect sync with Gura
>>30042625there is little in life more satisfying than hearing her voice singing in sync with the movie in a watchalong
Ah christmas... I'm finally getting it
>>30042634Pirate fag get fucked
>>30042209https://youtu.be/rIh3wjETcD4?t=1901
did gura just UUUUOOOOOHHHH?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
>>30042633It has Will Ferrel in it. What the fuck do you think? Of course it's a straight out mainstream milking B-movie, dipshit.
>>30042553she attracts predators.
>>30042532GURA ON THE ZURA
>>30042640Same.
Baby check
>>30042640its fantastic, ive been getting lucky with syncing and i know how you feel
She's so excited. I love this so fucking much
>mmmm childrenWhat did she mean by this?
This, Iron Man, and The Mandalorian are all from the same director
>>30040729anon she's a phoenix....
>>30042453I tried, I can't.>>30042463The stuff Mori and Ame do at times? It just doesn't work for me.
Why does Gura like cuteThings too much? Is it autism?
>>30041489>Get through a bunch of my favorite songs>Seeing the chat blow up with support after feeling like I'd never make it and I'd suck at singing or they'd hate my voice and the song picks>Years and years NEET fear of the outside and of others melting away>Finally, finally feeling it>Go with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VG8E63BPY4 for the last songGAVE IT ALL I GOTAND STARTED TO KNOCKSHOUTED FOR SOMEONE TO OPEN THE LOCKI JUST GOTTA...BREAK THROUGH THE DOOOOOOORIt's a nice fantasy.
OH FUCK MY COPY IS SPEAKING FUCKING HINDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30042665Evidence?
>>30042269She clearly was raised by older people. Maybe her parents are old or something.
>gay baby jail
Oh shit Klaius is in this movie?
>BAMF babies.
>>30042212League fucking sucks lmao
So my family came over and watched to watch TV. I turned it on and forgot I had the YouTube app up and this thumbnail was on the screen.Now my family probably thinks I'm watching gay anal or something. I had to switch back to the menu fast.
>>30042473She also wanted Gura to watch it, she should just invite her along
>>30041555GuraRX-78-2
>>30042703Have you ever met a girl, anon?
>>30042646>Name HIS child
>>30042706Fucking kek
>>30042703isn't it normal to like cute things?
>>30042558Stop posting in the future anon. Your thread is at least a month ago.
>>30042706kek
>>30042227I think they get off on sending people on wild goose chases for some shitstorm that doesn't exist.
where are we at in the movie?
cute [ / ] funny [ / ]
>>30042640You will never ever sit under a blanket with Gura on a couch sharing some hot coco while watching christmas movies togetherfuck...
>>30042710You just responded to it
>>30042265It's fine to have a wrong opinion anon. Don't worry about it.
>>30042703I like cute things too>>30042706top kek
>>30042706HAACHAMACHAMA
>>30042711My mom was 30 and my dad was in his 40s when I was born
>>30042649No? Why would you think that?
>>30042706rip in pieces anon.
>>30042633Everyone I know loves this movie
Of course Gura would know something about dying hair.
Paizuri from Mori or Calli?
>>30042371
>>30042520I guess a creeper really got to her in real lfie.
>>30042706>haaton with bloken blainchecks out
>>30042697Well, the director of Babe is also the director of madmax.
>>30042706Oh Haachama
>>30042633Even as a kid I thought it sucked but for some reason it kept getting pushed and now it's a tradition or something.
>>30042741There's a timer in the bottom left anonchama, just scrub to the time that matches the timer.
I have really bad memories associated with this seeing this movie in the theater.Hopefully this watchalong will cleanse them.
>>30042746but... but i am right now...
>>30042706Go to the hlgg cytube for the youtube version
>>30042706BASED
What's up with so many not so subtle doxxposts here? Where are the kfp jannies?
>>30042768Do you not see the blue in her hair? Did you think sharks had it naturally?
>>30042722Oof
>>30042706problem? *head bobble*
>>30042633Isn't that just because it's a christmas movie though?
She's quoting along with the movie, this really is one of her favorites. I love it.
>>30042722They already know you're gay, don't worry
>>30042765her roommate used to be a stoner. surprised it didn't catch on into a meme like gura's alcoholic habits.
I can't stop smiling. This shark is too cute when she's having fun.
>>30042706congrats
>>30042722KEK
>>30042787The time i went to see it, the theater had technical issues and had to reschedule it for people or offer refunds.
>>30042712This term will never stop making me laugh
>>30042703there is a reason why cat videoes reach million views
fuck she's so precious
>>30042473Wasn't that cancelled because Ame spoiled the ending?
>>30042792I've been paying attention to the movie and the stream, what did I miss here?
FUCK SHES TOO CUTE
>>30042810Wait you didnt smoke weed when you were underage/18? I thought everyone went through that phase.
>>30041459Ironically you bowed out at the best time. It got really hard to watch after that.
lmao do santa deniers really?
gura laughs at some stupid ass shit huh
>>30042665>>30042752Oh yea? Whens that AmeSame movie collab happening then? Its been weeks
>>30042825kek
Klaiusometer
>>30042812>>30042830My soul is being cleansed in real time she's too fucking adorable
>>30042674They're so cute together.
>>30042646Pavorotti...
>zero to blurry in quite a hurrywat
looking forward to gura singing along to blonde zooey later on
>>30041518Ame...
>>30042845She is a girl after all
What do you want for Christmas /hlgg/?
>>30042825God, imagine being able to fuck women half your size
SANTA LOVE
You know, this is the first time I've ever felt a little guilty about how much I'm looking forward to the RFA stream
>>30042810I imagine you smugly typing this shit when you know nothing about it, just let it rest
FUCK MINGMING
>>30042853>at the end of the movie they need to get the whole world to UUOOH together to power up the sleigh
ONLY 85??
>>30040469I really appreciate the autists that actually sing these and post them to the thread because I wish I could be as ballsy as them
>>30042841yeah that's normal. in california.
Buddy... Your etch-a-sketch reps...
>>30042869Gura
is it wrong that I'm just watching gura without the moive
>>30042554someone really hates rushia
>>30042869Preferably an rtx 3070 but I'll have to settle for an AMD RX 5700x
>>30042771Both, simultaneously.
>>30042869Happiness for all holos!
>>30042722Choco sensei does sound quite gender neutral
>that look she just gave usWHAT WAS THAT LOOK HOLY SHIT
>>30041555MoriRX-79-G
>>30042869Honestly I have no idea.
Live of a wageslave...
Racist fucking elves
>>30042603Who going to SC her to sing it
>>30042869Ame
>>30041518>regret never having childrenlole
"special elfs"oh no
AAA that peek tho
SHE HATES IT
>gura traumatized by jack in the boxlorefags write that down
>>30042895That's fine Ame just don't be late for your stream
Gwar gondola had a jack in the box
>>30042831>they get together at the end of a romcom>spoilerAnonchama...
she hates it
>>30042869an oculus rift
>>30042869Ina
>>30042869Berserk (1997) watchalong with Gura.
>>30042674>>30040569pollo....
I normally hate when people quote a movie as lines are happening but it's just super endearing when she does it
>>30042869All I want for ChristmasIs (You)
>Gura had a jack in the boxShe's literally 30+
>>30042917Elves are always racist. It's their main character trait.
>>30042869The chink menace gone for good
>>30042895no, not at all. a lot of people do that.
>>30042869a fresh start
>>30042869I want Friends
>>30042898what's your current card? you may be better off just waiting until next year if it isn't broken or extremely old
>>30042819No technical problems but I saw it with my dad right after I dropped out of college the first time and he hated it and was mad at me for insisting we go see it. I'll always associate it with dropping out of school and the ensuing 10+ years of depression.
around elves...
>>30042810Everyone here is too ashamed of his stoner days to talk about it.
>>30042869A Gura or Ame gf
Gura just called me a manlet...
>>30040469I'm a Morifag, but this is great
>manlet jokesSHE'S HERE
>Gura BTFO'ing manlets
>>30042940Just save up for an index>>30042960A shitty laptop with a gtx 1050.
Gura please stop making fun of manlets...
MANLETS BTFO
>>30042946Me too
>5'11 vs 6'0WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
gura confirmed to only like 6ft chads
>manlet jokeOh no no no
>>30042944It's because you're in love, anonchama.
>>30042810pretty sure it was more than just weed
SHES RIGHT THO YALL ARE JUST TOO TALL
manletbros...
help m
>>30042869I want the chink virus gone so I can go try to find a girl like Ame.
>>30042992You're right...
>>30042946Or she's Filipino
>Manlet jokesWHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>30042985Imagine being sub 5’ 11 though that’s true manlet hours
>>30042987BROS IM IN
Where did they get all these short people for the movie? Or is Ferrel just fucking huge?
>>30042976>>30042977>>30042981>>30042982>>30042989>>30042987>>30042985>>30043000That why Mori is the best because she like them short
>5' 7I'm not going to make it bros... Unmembering from Gura......
Gura is literally 4'7" IRL
>come at meWell, /hlgg/?
>>30040819>gura and ame already have each otherWhy not a trio? She has good chemistry with both.Neo Trinity is Kiara Gura and Ame
>>30042869Sweet release.
gura says she's 4'7 but i cant tell if she's talking about the character or herself
>take ya knees outbasado!
>>30043017LMAO look at this elf
>>30043021Cute!
>>30043003i still want the chinks goneand the nijiniggers gonei want Aloe back
Black snowman doesn’t have a father
I'm 5'0"...
>>30042869A 3060ti
>>30043011get fucked shorty
Buddy is a schizo
>>30042881>smugrude to assume
>>30042987SUCK IT SHORTIES IM IN!~
>>30043029you can probably calculate ear to head size proportion and guess
i am goslinging so hard it's not fair bros T o T
>>30043029Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68SMRUQlgPE angel looking at some dicks
>>30043039>>30043017North pole is 2 blocks down.
>>30043029both
i love gooruh
I don't feel so good, short bros...
>>30043039how many etch-a-sketches have you made?
FEET
>>30043029Why not both?
>>30043017Deadbeat or KFP.Choose your new fanbase.
>>30042706I dunno how this keeps happening to you people. I just pick the most seeded result at the top every time.
i love you, gura! merry christmas!
>>30043028Looks like YOU need a Handjob™,!https://youtu.be/sJf_H35iyK4