/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30040411
Death to jannies

Children

Mori doesn't care about Hololive.

Are the touhous okay?

2hus...

I really love Gura

Gura loves you!

>>30040431
They just died

I like this chicken!

I FUCKING LOVE MY MORI

>>30040436
LA PECORA (FORMA PECHO FRIO)

I fucking love Amelia!

the death of the 2hus is the price paid for keeping to doxposts for so long

Pepeloni! The pepeloni! I don't eat it! Away!

This clown makes me feel special. I wish I could do the same for her.

>>30040425
based

Is this the one?

>>30040411
>no gura smash this week
but the training arc

I'm afraid I'm starting to grow a dependence on Polka's asmr to sleep

Alright, I said I'd write a 600 word review after watching one Gura stream, and I went a bit over word count. I'll post it in three posts.

I just want to start by saying I am not a Gura fan, so as much as I tried to be impartial and keep an open mind, there is some bias here. I say that not to come off as harsh, but just to provide context. I hoped to come up with at least a few Gura "jokes" that I enjoy and I have sort of done so, but I'm going to try to analyze a few qualities of her comedy in particular:
>1. Referential, catchphrase, and memetic comedy (people do exaggerate this aspect of her humour, but it's present)
>2. Frenetic dissociation which constantly removes her from context. This is either performative or unintentional. I think this has the most potential for actual comedy, if she works on it a bit
>3. Res ipsa loquitur, i.e. "the thing speaks for itself," which I will explain

First point: Gura is, much to her credit, a person with a good grasp of internet culture. It's second nature for her to speak in meme references. To some extent I think this is unconscious and not even an attempt at comedy for her, so she'll say things like "ooh a computer, I'm gonna go HACKERMAN mode here" offhandedly the way someone in a Discord chatroom might say the same thing. But there are certainly times when she wants to make referential humour the center of attention and is trying to turn it into a comedic bit. An example from this stream was when she made a (kind of amusingly dated) joke about the Pepto Bismol commercial jingle, which I kind of wonder how many people watching were even old enough to recognize. I swear she even had a joke later in the stream where she heard the monster scream and said "yeah buddy, sometimes I feel like that too, before I've had my COFFEE!" Which is the kind of joke my mom would share on Facebook.

I'm lumping "catchphrase" in with this. She didn't do a ton of this, much less than I remember her doing when I watched her before. She acknowledged a name in a list that looked sort of like the word "Shark" but moved on from it pretty quickly. I noticed one time where she said "shar-har-hark!" as a way of laughing, and I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laugh, but I didn't think they were being serious. That felt pretty forced and awkward, almost like she was making fun of herself?

I'll Make an Idol Out of You

[Kiara]
Let's get down to business, to defeat the rrats
Did they find a rapper, when they asked for songs?
You're the saddest butch I ever met
But you can bet, before we're through
Reaper I'll
Make an idol
Out of you!

Fertile as a forest, but all pure within
Once you find your true self, you are sure to win
You're a charmless, rude, autistic lass
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll
Make an idol
Out of you!

[Mori]
I'm never gonna overwork again!
Say good-bye to those who knew me!
Boy, was I a fool to taste that KFP!

Shitbird got ME scared to death!
Wait this gets more spacha to me?
Now I really wish that I knew how to RP!

[Chorus]
Be a woman!
We must be pretty as a flowing stream
Be a woman!
With all the warmth of a waitin' womb
Be a woman!
With all the appeal of a baby seal
As various as the bright side of the moon!

[Kiara]
Time is racing toward us, till the rrats arrive
Heed my every order, and you might survive
You're unsuited for this stage of yours
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I
Make an idol
Out of you?

[Chorus]
Be a woman!
We must be pretty as a flowing stream
Be a woman!
With all the warmth of a waitin' womb
Be a woman!
With all the appeal of a baby seal
As various as the bright side of the moon!

[Chorus]
Be a woman!
We must be pretty as a flowing stream
Be a woman!
With all the warmth of a waitin' womb
Be a woman!
With all the appeal of a baby seal
As various as the bright side of the moon!

pekora + gura collab when?

how come a gangster and an edgy lord have had the most cute collab of them all

>>30040449
kek based gremlin

Not the 2hus... Please won't somebody think of the 2hus!

That Japanese girl who did that Kiara cosplay sure is a huge fan of her. It's cute that Kiara has so many awesome fans

>>30040446
MORI LOVE!

Guys... onegai....

Every day with this shit, huh? Every day?

I hope the JOPs enjoy Amelia's Japanese practice stream.

>>30040435
I love you Gura! T u T

the 2hus...

>>30040467
cunny

>>30040464
ABAYO

Moona's Moonas

>>30040464
MEIDOS!!!

SHORTSTACK

>>30040464
Kek

>>30039244
Solo Minecraft and superchat reading is her being sweet and comfy.
MK/Mario64/Sunshine for trashtalk and suffering.
JP collabs for her being energetic.
EN collabs are usually awkward and boring.

>Ame HotS in 2.5 hours
Do we even have any hotsfags left? I stopped playing ages ago when specialists were still a thing.

>>30040449
True, yet she will still play it regardless.

>Kiara is a zombie bird with a sword
>ID2 has a zombie, a bird, and a sword

>>30040468
Did someone get the patreon-locked images?

>>30040482
More like every two hours

AME YOU SELF-DOXXER I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAaaaaaa

>avocado poster hasn't posted in days
oh no bros...

>>30040464
Da Vinky?

>>30040462
I feel EXACTLY the same way. It's so intimate and I get butterflies when I listen to it.

>>30040482
>>30040480
this is the price of whatever force it is that forbids creating one new one and linking it from the old thread. that force seems to be insurmountable so i just ignore the problem.

>>30040467
>I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laugh
She mentioned it in a Minecraft stream

>>30040508
The avocado arc is over

>>30040508
The tree grew to completion, anon. It's good to let a finished story rest.

Fuck you meidos I'm posting Gura's dox

>>30040469
holy BASED

>>30040464
"Based"

>>30040453
God i wanna smother my face in retard's cheeks and hear her nasally voice grunt and moan
FUCKING YESTERDAY

>>30040486
I think they enjoy it more than we do.

>>30040508
Because he finished. Arcs over.

>>30040469
Beautiful.

>>30040425
>>30040456
please go back.

>>30040506
What?

>>30040469
if you wanna keep the rhythm better, change it to
'be a ma'am'

>>30040427
why did gura's voice change so much? it's like a completely different person

>>30040384
>Why would you waste your time doing this?
Anon there's dedicated antis who will samefag an entire thread to stir up shit just for the sake of it. A couple of French Mori antis a few weeks ago spent an entire thread samefagging and falseflagging just to rile people up against Mori. Recently there's been a schizo who's has been trying to push a Deabeats vs TeaMates narrative whenever he sees an opportunity.
These people are pathetic and have nothing better to do with their lives.

>>30040513
>>30040462
The whole 3rd season of oregairu addresses codependence and how it's not a a healthy relationship. that's why it's shit

>>30040508
you missed it man the avocado finally had fruit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBc

get this to 400k views thanks

>>30040506
why is she doing it though
it almost feels like a targeted message in the banner, talking to all the fags here

>>30040449
Holy shit is this real?

>>30040467
Second point: what I'm describing as "frenetic dissociation." This was significantly more prominent. I wonder if people who liked this game were frustrated that Gura so often seemed disinterested in what was going on. Her mind would often wander on tangents and become fixated on mundane aspects of her environment which caused her to lose focus on what the game was trying to get her to pay attention to. There were a few times today where Gura tried to use this to set up comedy bits, which were entirely disinterested in the game itself and had nothing to do with anything that was going on, but were just spurred on by some random thing that entered her field of vision. So she'd take something boring and try to make it more interesting, or make it funny, often by starting with a setup and trying to rush towards a payoff. An example was when she found a color-coded brain and said "okay, you guys wanna know what all the parts of the brain are? alright let me explain," and started riffing. This started out funny and I kind of liked it, but she ran out of steam remarkably fast (two good lines, then a strained third attempt, then an "I dunno") before literally throwing her joke aside before even finishing it. This had the makings of a pretty good joke, I was looking forward to being able to say there was something Gura did that I actually thought was kind of clever, but she didn't follow through with it and seemed to almost lack confidence that what she was saying was as funny as she thought it was. It was pretty strange. There was ONE counter-example that I thought did work, earlier, when she was pulling memories out of slots and saying "kind of sad that all a whole person, all your hopes and dreams, gets slotted into this one little thing, huh?" then chucked it callously aside. I think that was the best joke in the stream because it was actually rooted in the game's context and was building on the game itself rather than diverting from it.

>>>/t/981544
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Elf torrent for my fellow chumniggers

>>30040464
Who's that under Gur... Oh.

>>30040546
Yes

>>30040508
Arcs over bro........

>>30040508
The tree fully grew. The avocado arc is over.

>>30040512
it's not a problem.

I cant believe korone just told aqua to kill herself

>>30040464
Who tf is the right one?

Kiara minaide...

>>30040546

>>30040541
>Deabeats vs TeaMates narrative
As someone who's half Teamate I've never gotten this one. They're like the cringy kids in the back who read poetry how could I not love them?

>>30040508
I like to think that all of the fallen ritualposters realized /hlgg/ is fucking trash and moved on to just watching the streams alone. Wish I could do the same.

What do you think her routine is?

>>30040546
Gura!?

>>30040453
>Pepeloni
Is this a new meme?

>>30040546
Is Ina the only one left to do?

G-guys I can't stop listening to Mori's Black Parade cover... guys is she actually conditioning us into her ideal BFE!? I can't stop thinking about her!

Do not be tired, my friends. Gaze upon me, forget the other rodents that wish to cause you nothing but harm and unrest. Look deep into my eyes, feel the flow of stamina replenish within you. I am here for you, as you are here for me.

>>30040528
i know that feel

>>30040492

>>30040480
>>30040482
Fuck off, if they care about their 5 month old threads then they'll remake it

>>30040468
I'm......
HORNY

>>30040467
>That felt pretty forced and awkward, almost like she was making fun of herself?
she does that, she said "it's me! funny meme shark" in minecraft.
I love her so much

>>30040467
>That felt pretty forced and awkward, almost like she was making fun of herself?
that's because she was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKAm-ooRTYA

>>30040546
Holy shit.. I love her even more now.

>>30040540
She got older?

>>30040512
No, this is the price of deleting any threads outside of one instead of allowing us to jump to next one after we finish the first one

>>30040467
>and I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laugh
She talked about how she considered doing that during debut but couldn't pull it off, her real laugh kept coming out instead. If you go back to debut you can find a part where she did it very quietly and it's adorable. She has since turned "sha-ha-hark" into an ironic joke making fun of herself exactly as you described.

Watching one Gura stream and analyzing her based on that is stupid because you miss the ongoing context of all her evolving references.

>>30040546
We almost have the whole band together

Explain this one Teamates!

>>30040583
>new
Anon...

>>30040546
HOT!

>>30040462
>>30040513
What I hate about this is how can I depend on her if I can't feel her hold me

for me its

>>30040464
RIIIIIIIDE ON TIME SAMA YO OMOI NAAARA YASASHIIIKU UKEEETOOOOMETE SOTTOO TSUTSUUUN DEEEE

>>30040546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-PEoU0FjzE

>>30040506
>>30040547
??

>>30040546
Yeah, she's getting a spanking.

>>30040547
to make lolcow seethe, obviously. not giving them the reaction they want is the way.

>>30040482
Maybe, there should be TWO /hlgg/ threads to control the traffic

I love Ame!

>Do you love Ame?

>>30040467
>>30040552
Why are you reposting this like a week later?

>>30040567
anon, your city pop reps...

>>30040469
10/10

>>30040569
chicken...

>>30040467
>>30040552
The third and final point is perhaps the thing that bothers me the most about Gura's comedy, and I have just called it "res ipsa loquitor." Gura will find a thing that she thinks is funny or interesting on its own, isolate it, call the audience's attention to it, quite literally wave it around for a while, and then get rid of it. An example of this was when she saw the door lock from the door, and noticed it looked a bit like a doll with arms and legs. So she just waved it around and said "ooh, I'm a door lock," then threw it away. Or she found a ball and went "a ball, you guys wanna play some ball? haha!" Or found the buddha statue, and oh boy, did she ever love that thing, because buddha statues are funny! Or found the weights and went "oh you guys wanna lift some weights? One, two, three!" This sounds innocent enough, but the fact is that she was constantly doing this, over and over, never in a really funny or clever way. It's like if she went into a bathroom and started going through your medicine cabinet and was like "haha, toothbrush, bristly toothbrush! Dental floss, flossy flossy, haha! Tylenol? I might need this later, haha!"

This part of Gura's humour really reached perfection for me at a certain point when Gura walked into the room of the character named Catherine (I think?) and started rummaging through her things. Much to Gura's delight, she found some underwear. Gura waved the underwear around wordlessly just laughing and laughing. Underwear is so funny, right?! Haha, undies!

I'll admit the later part of the stream wasn't as bad as the first, since she started actually getting into the game she was playing and responding to the suspense and acting a little more immersed after a while. It was just Gura's desperate, non-stop attempts to squeeze the most idiotic humour out of everything she seized upon that was so distracting and obnoxious to me. And this is what I dislike about Gura: she's always trying to be funny, she rushes into comedy bits without any conception of where she's going to take them, often goes nowhere with them, and discards them. It's thoughtless, freewheeling, sloppy, and I'm sure it relies heavily on me liking her in the first place in order for me to get any enjoyment from it.

>>30040578
I AM HAACHAMA'S PEPELONI!

>>30040585
>not Bad Guy

>>30040602
that's an old post newfag

I almost forgot my daily listening of Hinotori

>>30040620
no

hey guys. grody groove here. remember to keep hydrated, report doxxfags and come watch elf with me. hoocha. huhaha

>>30040436
There are too many hololive pics with argentine flags. Everyone knows that Pekora is a British Territory

Hey guys, I missed a thread to go out on a grocery run, anything interesting happen? Did the nousagi post something else ball-bustingly insane?

I honestly don't want to meet oshi. We have nothing in common and I probably won't even have time for her. The only thing I have in common with her is she was a shitposter on 4chan. But I'm you're all shitposters in 4chan and I hate you all. I'm just watching her in the comfort of my wage cage while grinding my own life to dust. I do love her, but I admit I'm just using her as a replacement to a social connection I never had. I like her music tho. And I like her attitude. But if she was an intern I'd scold her for being a fuck up who bites more than she can chew. I do not want her love. I do want to talk to her. All I want from her is to acknowledge the shit I made. So I'll keep doing my art reps til it's worthy enough to be shown to the world.

I fucking hate this bitch.

>>30040585
I heard in membership stream that she was upset at chat for the ghost rider thing during the date, and pocky thing also. Not a member though.

>>30040542
I think it's a lot worse for Polka because I know that I'm being affectionate towards a character whereas she's reliant on this broad range of real people that may not always reciprocate. I can always disengage if I need to.

>>30040464
Big ups to the real Grim Shady

>>30040467
>>30040628
Fuck off.

I hope EN gen 2 has a big butt brown girl!

>>30040436
Nousagi really need to do their /sp/ reps instead of numberfagging. Pekora is huge fan of soccer and they probably didn't know about this.

>>30040620
I respect Ame

>>30040436
Pessi...

>>30040620
Yes!

>>30040620
YES!

>>30040632
Every time I play it, I imagine it's one of the Steins;Gate OPs

>>30040622
I missed it when it was first posted but some anon brought it up last thread. I thought it was interesting so I decided to repost it for others who may have missed it.

>>30040583
How new?

>>30040608

>>30040546
NO

>>30040617
>>30040506
????

WHEN I SAY GANG GANG YOU SAY KAWAII....
GANG GANG-

>>30040569
Kyar...

>>30040569
A heart for Moona... and a 3 hour stream... and the longest and hardest she's ever laughed...

>>30040590
What is up with that shit anyways?

>>30040508

should I hate mori? the antis are getting to me

So real talk. We've all fucked around with learning Japanese at some point in our lives, but it never stuck -- turns out it was always easier to just wait for someone else to do it for you and translate it for you. Just wait for subs, or scanlation, or the western release, it was always easier to not do it and you'd get spoonfed anyways.

But this ain't the same. Clips only go so far. Entire streams are almost never translated, and even when they are it won't be live and the stream loses some of its magic the moment it's a VOD.

I want to do my reps. I want to listen to my oshii live.

What actually works? Textbooks? Youtube videos? Do-it-yourself courses like on coursera and shit? That ridiculously overpriced Rosetta Stone gimmick software? What methods actually function, and which are just memes designed to separate gullible idiots from their money?

>>30040650
that's common knowledge, newfag

>>30040630
Anon... I'm not ready to listen to that again.

>>30040569
>just a smiley face for kiara
>a full blown heart for Moona

>>30040546
Thanks I hate it

>>30040642
Cringe, but also kinda based for wanting to do your reps

I have a strong dislike for any MOBA game, should I still watch Ame's stream later?

>>30040542
Any and every piece of fictional media that goes on a tirade or tangent that boils down to "escapism bad" immediately gets put in the trash.

>>30040631
I've been here literally every fucking day for like 10+ hours since they debuted, fuck off. Just because I missed this one supremely autistic niggers retarded analysis post doesn't make me a newfag.

>>30040679
Yes. She's going to destroy Hololive as we know it.

>>30040464
HOLY SHIT STOP WITH THE DOXXPOSTING!

>>30040449
when did she say this?

>>30040636
Okay gobby goggles

>>30040587
Do elaborate.

>>30040630
All the Holos need to sing it for comparison

>>30040585
>Have never been interested in watching Evangelion
>Mori sings Cruel Angel's Thesis
>Want to give Evangelion a try now
Why am I like this?

>>30040508
God intervened since she's started streaming on Sundays

>>30040636
Okay Gooraah

>>30040606
Get a dakimakura with her on it. I've found as I've reach my late 20s and have been single for long enough that I can perform a good set of mental gymnastics to feel her with me during ASMR.

>>30040453
>>30040531
Wasn't she supposed to be a tsundere?

>>30040643
Assuming I remember and nobody else has done it yet, I'll clip and post it later.

>>30040546
Get this filth out of my sight treefucker!

>>30040620
Of course

>>30040547
maybe she saw THAT pic and wanted to show off some good ones instead, fuck if I know. shes cute tho

>>30040671
I still wonder if she actually browses this place considering that song referred to meidos and 4chan.

>>30040679
>hating Mori
Even the antis don't hate Mori. Like shit what would they do without Ya Boy?

Everytime I look up some crumb dropped in this thread in warosu I regret it

>>30040584
did anyone ever do better than just coloring Kiara black and not doing any other edits?

>>30040569
too late

>>30040695
are you trying to help me or are you just making me fall for a rrat?

>>30040680
/djt/ anon, something there will work for you, but ONLY if you do your reps.

>>30040692
t. self defeating neet

>>30040576
Sleep, eat instant noodles, run with bubba and miki in the street, watch bad k-dramas, play otomege/rune factory, eat waffles (72 megapack), stream.

>>30040548
>>30040698
>they missed the moment today where Ame called Minecraft a piece of shit game while streaming before she rage quit Minecraft

>>30040651
I was so angry when she finally scored in the divegrass tourney and her goalhorn was ruined by some unfunny faggot.

>>30040636
thank you Google Glasses

>>30040671
HOSHIKUNAI!

>>30040576
Edging for at least an hour before jumping out of bed and splooshing all over the floor.

>>30040474
>ogey i die now. thanks forever.

>>30040573
I don't get it either. Deadbeats and Teamates may have little overlap, but because we don't overlap, we are two distinct people. We are brothers. And I love my brothers.

>>30040728
This is the best I've seen

>>30040467
>>30040552
>>30040628
didn't read but I respect the time you put in this

>>30040679
No. Do it to spite the schizos. Also she's not that bad just retarded.

>>30040546
>BITCH

elf kino SOON

>>30040711
The problem is, a daki doesn't hug you back

>mfw haven't watched Elf and will be watching it along with Gura

noice

>>30040569
it's for the best...Kiara can find someone on her wavelength...right?

>>30040680
I don't even know what methods work anymore, living in japan would be the fastest way if the retarded chicken can become fluent in a few months anybody can

>>30040547
The hell are you niggers talking about, banner?

>>30040660
>I thought it was interesting
underaged? more words doesn't equate to more merit. dude took over 600 words to say 'she speaks in memes, throwaway jokes, and is adhd.' stop taking up space with reposted garbage.

>>30040464
Two rabbits?
I dun geddit

>>30040679
She isn't a TERF like Gura so I love her.

>>30040716
And a dom

>>30040620
Why does Ame seem to attract so many female oshis? Hitsu, walfie, at least two femanons from here, Gura....

>>30040707
>Have never been interested in watching Evangelion
Yes. Why the fuck are you like this? It's only one of the most influential and fundamental works in the history of anime.

>>30040620
no, she lies too much

>>30040681
That's exactly why I said it the first place, there's too many newfag here

Sometimes the creepy moving shadows I see in my kitchen start talking and lately they've sounded like crying Polka

>>30040679
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"

>>30040733
>eat waffles (72 megapack)
damn, i want some waffles now.
thanks anon.

>>30040702
Picture the feeling of Mori's feet sitting next to you, and just lightly they smell
just lightly
so light that she doesn't know but light enough to where you smell them right next to your face.

Listen here, chumchuds. """Gura""" is not, has never been, and WILL NEVER be yours. Real fans know who she was before, and the way she's been forced to suppress her real self is fucking disgusting. It's obvious that this corporation is brainwashing her with japan's weird misogynist idol culture bullshit, and you're all contributing to it. God damn, you nerds are even gatekeeping her old FRIENDS from talking to her like you did with carson.
I can tell you this though. Little by little, her real self is breaking through. It's plane to see. And when she does finally snap out of it, she'll break her contract and come back to us. The discord will start up again, she'll start posting videos, and hololive will be left without its most popular member. Don't come crying to us when your little cult company crashes and burns without our beloved gremlin.
Then it'll be our turn to stop you from talking to her.

>>30040736
timestamp?

>>30040726
i hate mori morey every day

>>30040723
I can't imagine she has the time now, but I definitely believe she was here when she was younger.

I LOVE MY PRIESTESS! SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE, LIKE THAT OF AN ANGEL!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUUnE_Oui58MpphFBAmrx4-CJpCvc9n1j

>>30040467
>>30040552
>>30040628
https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4

>>30040764
Larping, ignore them.

>>30040681
Just because it's common knowledge doesn't mean /hlgg/ knows it. You give people here too much credit.

>>30040482
OHHH NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY AUTISTIC SHITTY FORCED MEME 2HU THREADS THAT LIKE 10 PEOPLE POST WORTHLESS MEANINGLESS DRIVEL IN OVER THE COURSE OF WEEKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30040569
I'm glad Moona and Pekora were able to find each other. It's hard to find friendship like that and I think its helped them both professionally and personally.
Kiara was always going to be a distant admirer.

>>30040698
end of last nights stream after ragequitting minecraft, she spent six hours trying to build a mob farm l o l

>>30040788
t.

>>30040758
how have you not watch Elf, it almost always on like that mariah carey song on christmas...

>>30040707
>deadbrap hasn't seen Eva
Damn, who could have possibly guessed they're a bunch of normalfags?

>>30040569
FLY ME TO THE MOON

>>30040758
>haven't watched Elf
ngmi, elf is unironcally one of the best christmas movies ever made and you should watch it at least once a year.

>>30040766
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCzWmUYFbvBxyiGsTeZkb5A

>>30040786
The last 2-3 minutes. She actually rage quit.

>>30040630
I was wondering how that one will turn out when she said she's gonna sing it and now I listen to her singing it every day, and I don't really like the song itself.

I hope that I'm all wrong, ause I'd just can't go on
Cause I'd just can't go on
Oh about all of this, cause I'm a pessimist
Cause I'm a pessimist
I just can't sleep at night, my mind just keeps me up
My mind just keeps me up
Oh I wonder why? Your faith is not enough
Your faith is not enough

HEY!

All my fears Come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you?
All my fears come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you?

I have no options left, I must be movin' on
I must be movin' on
There is no hope left, I must be lettin' go
I must be lettin' go
I just can't feel like this or I'd be stuck in place
Or I'd be stuck in place
I guess that I tried. Your faith is not enough
Your faith is not enough

HEY!

All my fears come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you?
All my fears come back to you... What do I do knowin' I'm losin' you?

And that, my friends, is how I killed Amelia Watson

>>30040794
her singing voice is a shit. not ame tier but kiara tier

>>30040761
Like who? Mori is too retarded and ina is too much of a hikki, gura and ame already have each other

>>30040771
Kiara seems to attract alot too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9dd8o4pqkg&feature=youtu.be
Watch Gura's Mama play with Kiara

>>30040569
Go back to hlg, retard.

>>30040439
wake me up

>>30040808
Ahhh.. you were at the top all along..
My true oshi..
My guiding moonlight..

>>30040808
Chumbuds, dont look...

>>30040757
Dogs can be good cuddle buddies. I have too much baggage that I bring into relationships so I justify all my cope by saying it'll be more painful to actually search for a relationship for both me and the person I end up with. If you need hugs anon you should do your reps and go find your qt 3.14

>>30040788
Sorry, anon, you'll have to try harder to get a rise out of me.

>>30040794
I want to confess something takos. Out of EN I like Ina's singing the least but she's also my 4th favorite.

despite being a zombie Crazy Ollie doesnt seem stiff she has no rigor mortis instead she looks as bouncy as Kiara

>>30040620
No, and I find her antics annoying. But I kinda respect her.

>>30040796
The level of crazy that vtubers attract sometimes is truly fascinating, also with the amount of time between those posts it's probably also a samefag.

>>30040761
Did Subaru drop her ass? Kiara talked about HoloBirds in the FE stream.

>>30040788
That sounds great and all but could you please remember who I am?

>>30040679
The antis are deadbeats in disguise.
Genuine antis eventually become deadbeats
After all, there is a skeleton inside you.
:}

>>30040676
Idk man, they always come in here to bitch about their 5 year old threads dying. As if it wasnt time to put them down, not our fault no one wants to talk about the 2hus.

>>30040716
>no peesa kit-kat snack break
This is not true!

>>30040721
Ah yes, you're going to pretend she's posting stuff on her old twitter because you know it's locked. Pics or fuck off.

>>30040771

Maybe she's like the female equivalent of a "bro".

what do y'all do when the EN girls are not streaming??
watching other chuubas doesn't count

>>30040482
Where do I go to commission a holoEN torturing or killing a 2hu? I imagine someone's already done this for the JPs

>>30040808
w-where is my ina...?

>>30040796
>Ame anti's literally larping to push narratives now
I can't wait to see them host an Ame crossdressing competition next

>>30040808
Damn, what's FBK been doing to get 10k a day?

>>30040546
Oh god, oh fuck, oh god, I can't fap again today, penis NO

>>30040840
Uh...who are you again?

>>30040828
zhowa......

>>30040764
they're talking out of their ass

>>30040679
No

>>30040806
>NGE
>Not a normalfag supreme show
I understand if you were talking about Lain, her game, Juden Chan or even Slayers but don't even pretend NGE is anything obscure

>>30040620
My love for her are reaching unhealthy levels.

>>30040849
nothing.

>>30040679
Speaking objectively, she's not a malicious person, just kind of stupid and inexperienced, with a tendency to overestimate her ability to get things done.

>>30040806
Eh I didn't see it either until it was on Netflix and I don't think it was that great.

>>30040771
all the girls have their female fans, I'm partial to Kiara's lesbian trio because they even make art of each other.

>>30040808
What did Friend do?

>>30040546
>gura after ame leaves her

>>30040771
Walfie is a girl?

>>30040758
Same, probably because I'm ESL.

>>30040839
She tried to drop her ass, but it caused too much property damage in the process

>>30040707
Do it m8

>>30040506
Explain

>>30040845
oops
>>30040733

>>30040808
IDs GOING TO THE SKY!

>>30040680
learn a few phrases, learn grammar, increase vocab. That's it.
Don't bother with kanji unless you want to read which you don't. You'll pick up the common ones anyway. Being able to understand tweets is as worthless as you can imagine.

>>30040772
No it really fucking isn't.. it's overhyped garbage that even the creator hates with a seething passion also Shinji a shit, faggot deserved to die.

Someone save my son.....

>>30040809
Based. Here's the list I watch with my family.
- Muppets Christmas Carol
- Elf
- Scrooged
- The Santa Clause
- Home Alone

>>30040569
Damn is this the most blatant friendzone ever?

>>30040853
Look at the Last 7 days column anon...

>>30040808
what website do you numberfags even use?

>>30040841
>After all, there is a skeleton inside you.
YOU SPEAK LIES

>>30040828
looks like a bit of Artia got mixed in to replace the parts too rotten

>>30040804
I've only watched Home Alone series for Christmas.

>>30040788
ogey

>>30040680
There's one simple and well working method anon
Just fucking do it your lazy-ass bastard, you will never achieve which you don't start, even best method can't help if ones doesn't use it

>>30040819
Mikoti

>>30040636
Thanks Goosey Gander

>>30040872
Yes

>>30040890
Sex....

>>30040821
Gura's mama sounds cute

>>30040707
It's nonsensical jibberish that's held in too high regard.

>>30040894
lurk a thousand years

>>30040813
I've zero interest in the original. As far as I'm concerned, Mori wrote an entire song on the fly and then sang it in her unarchived karaoke.

Fubuki makes me happy.

Isn't she cute?

>>30040808
Inteligencia artificial....

>>30040772
>>30040806
I dunno man it just never seemed very interesting and all you ever hear/read about is people arguing over best girl and how the ending was 2deep4u.

>>30040882
I may as well, got nothing else to watch right now anyway.

>>30040671
...Kusotori dinners now!

>>30040894
Holostats

>>30040585
I don't know man. I'm subbed to all her friends and the Holos she likes.
I might member Zwopi day1 too. Help

Friendly reminder that your oshi has a vagina_______

Reminder
https://youtu.be/1xXKAmCZpso

>>30040679
I mean she is ok when doing her content just like all the others, is this stupid KiaraxPekora mentally she has for an outsides what causes all the shitstorm. Lets just hope Cover slaps her shit down so we can all move on.

>>30040808
Glad Lofi is getting some recognition out of this too

>>30040811
I assume that Minecraft is dogshit comment was from after she ended the stream?

>>30040648
Based, I hope for gen 2 they at least give us the Holo booty queen we have been waiting for.

>>30040889
If you think Eva is just overhyped, you don't know SHIT about anime and I want you to get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>30040808
Ninomae Ina'nis...

>>30040808
KNEEL

>>30040922
Prove it.

>>30040569
Good thing is, while Kiara has a hard on for peko, she at least has an identity beyond peko.

Elf dies. There. I spoiled the movie for you guys so you don't have to watch it.

>>30040846
>I will join this strange conversation and tell them to fuck off.
Don't mind us, we're just larping.

>>30040788
Have a (You). Fuck off.
And for the rest of you here who seethe the moment Gura does something like HER, holy fuck, tone it down will you? I can't tell anymore if it's shitposting or you guys are legitimate schizos. She's just gonna do whatever the fuck she wants to, if she does a drinking stream at some point, who the fuck cares? Sure, the underage HERfags flying around leddit and YT will go OMGOMGOMGOMG etc. but the fuck do you care about that? If you're legitimately pushing the narrative that she never wants to touch any aspect of HER again then you're fucking retarded. She isn't going to be HER, but neither is she flipping completely. Now stop derailing the threads with this retarded shit. I'm tired of you schizos going on about it. Thanks for reading my blogpost, now tell me to fuck off.

>>30040893
20k in one pop is still big for Friend. On her road to 1m she was slower than that. Something happened and all I can think of is the random reddit shitposts she makes.

>>30040546
Enma if you're here, we all want edgy emo goth shit as alt costumes, get on it now. Thanks.

>>30040888
If it was that easy every weeb would be fluent in japanese

does gura even know how to check her subscriber count?

>>30040752
Someone should edit her hair to be grayscale or something

>>30040761
>Kiara can find someone on her wavelength...right?
She already did with Marine, but Kiara is to chickenbrain to notice

>>30040922
That's fucking disgusting and you should feel bad.

>>30040788
>chumchuds

>>30040808
Shes about to kill the LION

>>30040675
>the longest and hardest she's ever laughed
This is unironically true. I've been watching Pekor for a long while and this is the first time I've ever seen her laugh this much. Almost felt uncanny.

>>30040922
Well that's quite the claim there, anon. Mind to hand over the evidence?

>>30040765
Nah, I think he's right in some regards and I really like Gura. He articulated himself well, it's really not long.

>>30040436
how did she take maradon's death?

>>30040771
She doesn't, most other holos also have the sames

>>30040894
boner.com

>>30040922
My oshi has a cunny

>>30040732
>"dude escapism is BAD" - generic video game that only exists for the purpose of escapism
Thank you Persona 5 for telling me how wrong escapism is while building your franchise on people who want to pretend to be a Japanese high schooler fucking all the bitches but I don't need your preachy shit in my face.

>>30040913
Yep sounds good. I can't believe the Billie Bitch stole Mori's song!

>>30040922
Pizza dad...

>>30040620
YES

cute ears

>>30040966
IKINOKORITAI
IKINOKORITAI

>>30040588
go on.....

>>30040914
Friend is very cute

>>30040925
>no Ayunda karaoke at the NNN finale
still mad

>>30040846
whatever makes you feel better

>>30040569
Holy shit, Chicken got NTR'd so hard. Imagine joining hololive to meet your gachikoi and around the same period you joined someone who doesnt speak the same language somehow connected and became massive friends with her which blossomed into a beautiful friendship that changed your gachikoi's life forever and changed their viewpoints completely on having friends.

>>30040951
>Gothic lolita
>But without the Lolita
Please please please give. But I don't even know what a Goth Ina looks like.

>>30040949
at least she was actually funny back then

>>30040866
You are correct.

>>30040933
Seeth and Cope more fag.
Now get back on topic.

https://streamable.com/i0fiqh

>>30040764
If you don't know, you don't know. Not gonna spoonfeed.

>>30040949
Go back and take your meds HERfag, Gura despises your guts.

>>30040765
The essay was ok and I was the anon who brought it up wew

t. chumbud

>>30040922
My oshi had a five foot long "scythe"

>>30040943
This needs an edit on the PPP bridge

>>30040927
People saw the video where she encourages a sobbing Moona into asking Pekora for a collab. Even JoPs are liking her thanks to it.

>>30041003
If Ayame streamed more I'd like her better

>>30040808
She's down from 18k, reclining to her usual rate. You can relax.

>>30040998
yeah, if you are 12 years old

>>30040836
Same rigger. Her smile is actually exactly the same.

>>30040865
>with a tendency to overestimate her ability to get things done.
she brought that up once see the issues is as an indie she could always just say "whoops rescheduling this no clue when but eventually" and not have to care about doing it in a timely manner since it was just for fun and she didn't have that many to care about. So she just needs to drop that indie mentality

>>30040945
>>30040992
Post it then.

>>30041003
>The way she says "Yaaay"
My heart melts every time.

>>30040573
Some teamates are still nursing a grudge from the Amegeddon. The Brappening happened just before it so a lot of Deadbeats were eager to kick teamates while they were down on the ground just to pin the target on their back on someone else.

>>30040922
what if she's HoloID 2nd gen?

>>30040922
gross

You are going to watch Elf with Same-sama, right?

>>30041003
Is the oni the most adorable hololive? I'm thinking so

>>30041020
okie dokie boomer

>>30040994
What the fuck do you think gachikoi means?

>>30040994
>a beautiful friendship that changed your gachikoi's life forever and changed their viewpoints completely on having friends
Jesas. Do you niggers even know who Miko is?

>>30040808
Ame is in the running to pass Rushia in the next few days and then Amelia will be in the top 10 of all Hololive....

>>30041003
God her laugh is legendary

>>30041007
Cause you can't. This is what you discord niggers do every time you're trying to push some bullshit narrative.

>>30041003
what's she laughing at?

>>30040998
nice try rrat

>>30041032
Of course

>>30040994
You know in cheesy romance movies there's an antagonist that's superior to to the protagonist trying to take the girl away from them? Also, the girl is more happy with the protagonist compared to the antagonist and the girl and protagonist have a happy reconciliation and ending? Moona is the protagonist.

>>30041032
Yes, of course.

Did something happen during the last Ame stream?

>>30041024
would you like a massage too?

>>30041032
no but I'll watch same-chan

>>30040679
No, just hope that she listens to the criticism given to her and improves. The only real issues she has right now are her Kiara-tier Cr1tical obsession, her hard headed openness to outside collabs, and her shitty chat interaction that just comes from her being an idiot (being passive to everything chat says, and enabling their shitty behavior). She hasn't done anything malicious to really make an anti out of anyone yet, but that could change depending on how she handles herself from here. Hopefully management tells her to fix her shit

WHO ELSE HERE AN ELFCHAD?
Literally became a member for Gura just because of the movie she's watching, I fucking love Elf. Watch that shit every fucking year!

>>30040899
anonchama.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PCtTBkReI
Wtf /hlgg/ why haven't you told me about this?

>>30040788
This post is a good chance to mention how glad I was when Gura was talking about advice for new streamers.

"Always be yourself."

She said it a bunch and you could tell it meant a lot to her. I'm really happy Gura found a place she's happy.