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Let's take a look at the typical American visual novel.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/52921

Honestly, I hate the guy, but the game makes up for him.

>> No.2994935

I jacked this shit from a nigga that be livin in my hood, i put in ma black box and i be playin it but it be real stupeed nigga like a white honkey ass

>> No.2994951

Oh dear...

>> No.2994954

i know this shit from a year ago or so. its the worst thing i ve ever seen and i really mean it. but why is the name of the company kirin as in japanese kirin would mean giraffee. is it really an american vn?

>> No.2994966

Why would anyone hate AVGN? His vids are good. They don't have the same consistent charm as they used to, but still of good quality.

>> No.2994967
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2994967

THIS GAME IS A SHITLOAD OF FUCK
WHAT WERE THEY EVEN THINKING?

>> No.2994976

>Chickens
>Shower Scenes
>Race Cars
>Pandas
A winning combination if I ever saw one.

>> No.2994980

Sounds awesome. PC port, where?

>> No.2995007

...it's still better than KS.

>> No.2995023

>>2995007
That would mean it's better than every VN in existance.

>> No.2995025

What in the fuck did I just watch?

>> No.2995058
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2995058

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

>> No.2995059
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>>2995025

>> No.2995060

What would AVGN think of Touhou?

>> No.2995065

>>2995060
Pile of dogshit.

>> No.2995066

>>2995060
same as silver surfer

>> No.2995090

>>2995060

"What were they thinking?", followed by him dual wielding two bottles of beer and pouring it into his mouth, staining his white shirt in the process.

>> No.2995092

>>2995023

Not so subtle there, eh, KSDEV?

>> No.2995114

>>2995060
Well, he complains when the game is hard because it is badly desingned. Touhou is not badly designed, it is just intended to be be hard.

>> No.2995117

>>2995092
I know you are butthurt and all but that's no reason to cry.

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>>2995117
Oh boy, I sure am "butthurt" and BAWWWWing at the quality of KS alright.

>> No.2995805

Hahaha oh wow.

>> No.2995838

>>2995143
Damn.

KS devs sure look evil.

>> No.2996869

What the hell am I watching?

>> No.2996878

He had his ups and downs, but I can honestly say that this vid made me almost cry with laughter.

>> No.2996885

>>2995143

Mmmhmm.
Let's see, KS devs lose interest, hostile takeover by some other developer, KS gets a filling and is retooled from the ground up. KS is now... uh... some sort of post-apocalyptic flight simulator or something. You're all MiGs. Hisao, gimme the vympel! This is a socialist picnic, vodka only! Imma rub mah kerosene in yah foreign object damage!

Nothing is bad enough that it can't get worse.

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2996900

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A SICK JOKE

>> No.2996912
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2996912

THIS GAEM

>> No.2996915
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2996915

...

>> No.2996916

Personally I love AVGN. I could listen to him read the damn phonebook.

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>>2996885
As much as I like KS, that sounds even better.

>> No.2996986

The 90s was the best decade.

>> No.2997007

>>2994980
PC port is here on the youtube platform, you can play the ENTIRE GAME

http://www.youtube.com/user/Hormone1994

>> No.2998557

>>2997007
Oh wow. Youtube needs more minigames in this format.

>> No.2998639

This is purely fucked-up.

>> No.2998744

>>2997007

Wow. It's more terrible than I ever realized. Glad I'm playing it for free.

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