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Pirates are olev

>>29923415
Where exactly is this tweet?

Second for primal ancient evils

>>29923737
>>29923735
delet

>more exotic than lame, generic vampires
>leaves sensitive bite marks all over your body to let everyone know you’re hers
>consuming your blood makes her easier to be impregnated by your sperm. Literally BUILT FOR BREEDING
>lays multiple eggs at a time, guaranteed to give you more children than any other monster in the series
>pisses off vampires
Why would you EVER settle for any other kind of bloodsucker? Vampires a shit

>>29923835
I've been curious about elf oil.

>>29923864
Vampires may suck but have you heard about Tomboy vampires?

>tripping and falling into a sleeping fox's floof

How many tentacle slaps do you get if you say "Hey baby, what's kraken?"

IT IS TIME

>>29924102
However many it takes for you to cum.

>>29924182
2 or 3, gotcha.

>tfw no eldritch slime maid gf

>>29924298
Cored slimes are the best

>>29923966
I always wondered, what's with the autumn leaf aesthetic?

>>29924298

>>29924391
Tomboys and fall aesthetic makes senses.

>>29924564
Even vamp has it tho

>>29924633
They're coping.

Best pick up lines to use on a lilim?

>>29924984
Skinsuit? that's always been a particular brand of disturbing.

Primordial slime

>>29925012
Don't need one. Just suck on the tail.

>>29924984
MGE skin theory????

I like edgy girls

>>29925012
Just bully them and act extremely confident and smug. They'll have to accept your challenge after enough of it.

>>29925012
Break down and start begging as pathetically as possible

do you have an image in your head, on what type of pantsu each mg wears?

>>29925754
How do cursed sword daughterus work? Do they just manifest a sword when they hit puberty and go shank the neighbor boy?

>>29925958
butter knife -> letter opener -> dagger -> dirk -> short sword -> gladius -> long sword -> ???
They grow up so fast.

Muscle waifus are great.
Big and THICK with muscle.

>>29925573
>monster girl encyclopedia
>the hottest girls are cosplay-tiers

>>29924145
Time for Christmas healing?

>>29925958
>cursed swords are supposed to be parasites
>every other parasitic monster girl tends to reproduce solely via parasitism (matangos, ropers, p.slimes)
>you will now imagine your cursed sword wife giving birth to a fucking sword rather than a baby

What is she trying to get me to understand?

Aside from siege and scout models, what other kind of automatons are there?

>>29926608
>your cursed sword wife giving birth to a fucking sword rather than a baby
I'm switching sides now

>>29925900
my shoggoth wife never wears panties, but if she would i'd imagine they would be basic black and pale-purple striped ones. my kikimora wife wears open-crotch panties with a side-tie and a dangerously short skirt, and yet i still somehow focus on her massive chest more.

>>29926695
maid model before kikis and shogs burnt down the factory

>>29926608
Hey, if loving my beautiful baby gladius is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

>bikini maid kiki

>>29926608
Butter knife? Letter opener? What is a baby sword supposed to be like?

>>29926695
Flight models and Fish models.

>>29926695
medical unit

>>29926649
how to slowly reach for the door

>>29926718
>>29926809
Don't post off topic images.

>>29926649
I can't decide if an ancient mindflayer or a loli mindflayer is scarier.

>>29926695
fabricator automaton, builds factories that build more automatons. you better hope you have the energy and mana to support them all
raider automaton, very small and very light, but dangerous when together with her raider pack/sisters.
riot automaton, slow but knows how to deal with crowds, usually with a lot of rapid attacks.
skirmisher automaton, like a siege model but for subduing a hero, rather than fortifications.

>>29926695
Matron models for child rearing.
Pleasure models that were as varied as the tastes of their owners.
Heavy assault automatons which weren't as strong or armored as the siege models but far more mobile.

>"ara~ara~ so long since I've seen a human... A cute one at that..."
>"hey~ I'll let ya play a game with me if you undo these seals!"
>"I already know which your gonna pull first, its okay, let's have a little fun~"

Why not go to where the warriors dwell? prove yourself strong the those who seek power?

>>29927199
>I already know which your gonna pull first
Does she? I don't see any seals on the back of her knee.

>>29927199
Yep, the knee one; I don't like how it's folded.

>>29926608
>cursed sword wife gives birth to your “daughter”
>basically looks like a small, rather demonic looking knife
>as your “daughter” matures she slowly grows bigger, and losses her demonic appearance to disguise herself as a normal weapon
>once she’s fully grown, you sneak her into the weapons sales market, hoping she safely fools some unsuspecting woman into picking her up
>3 weeks later
>hear a knock at the door
>answer it and see some cursed sword chick you’ve never seen befo-
>wait...
>“Are you proud of me, father?”

>>29927439
because i'm not strong, duh.

>>29927199
I'd start unsealing her before she even finishes the second sentence.

>>29927464
>HFW you place it over her mouth instead and walk away satisfied.

>>29927439
Because fuck off I just want to fall into the Long Sleep in the boughs of a great tree, surrounded by peace and quiet and a lack of elves.

>>29925958
pretty much.

>>29927619
I do kinda want a woman who can bear strong children but that might be my lizard brain acting up again.

>>29927439
Because I don't want to lose and get raped in front of the whole audience.

>>29927945
mansion has fuck rooms, if you get raped post-battle, its not public

>>29927984
If I'm going to get raped in a post battle room let it be a pent up Dark Valkyrie or Dullahan.

>>29926732
>never wears panties

I keep reading "shoggoth" as "shaggoth" and now I want a lightning-eating dragontaur gf

>>29927984
Being room service for the warriors in waiting would be interesting.

>>29925012
beat her in a fight to assert dominance

>Ywn get a full body tentacle hug from Asura Mythra for an entire day

rata interveiws you
what does she ask you? what do you say?

>>29926367
Patently false.

>>29926367
lolno

>>29929464
>what do you say?
I wash myself with a rag on a stick

>>29927199
Sorry miss, but you wouldn't believe it: I've already been claimed by a sealed big tiddy fox.
I could give you a recommendation though.

>>29929464
"You're fake news."

>>29929464
Why?

>>29929464
Gimme pharaoh.

>>29925900
How would an oomukade wear pantsu?

>>29925900
>do you have an image in your head, on what type of pantsu each mg wears?
Demon: Edgy black-red thong
Dark Mage: Small white panties with lace and frills, hidden under the robe because they don't have sides but somehow stay on anyway
Wight: Expensive-looking lacy black or dark purple panties

I spend too much time thinking about loli ass and lingerie

>>29929464
>”so according to our data, you’re a good candidate for a rather large amount of monsters, you have a lot of options open, but instead you isolate yourself and drive away any girl who tries to talk to you. How long until you finally let someone in? Or is it going to take a big, strong, dominating monster to break into your life and force herself on you before you finally accept affection into your heart?”
>“Hah.. ah, well uh... er... you see I uh...”
>...
>*gets the fuck out of there*

>>29925900
>hellhound and red oni
>just go commando

I want to ask for a Lilim's hand in friendship. Think one would accept?

>>29930360
You may get more then you bargain for.

>>29930360
manticores are great friends

>>29930360
as long as we don't hold hands if safe. Thats how it goes right?

>>29930360
She would grant you the friendship of her thighs

>>29930339
>I kid you not she turned herself into bread

What if TWO Cursed Swords, but they're Soul Edge and Soul Calibur?

>>29930249
I'd ask for a list of those monsters

>>29930789

>>29930789
I wouldn't mind that.

>>29930789
A-are those... r-...RED EYES?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M BEING CORRUPTED. HELP ME VALKYRIE-SAN

>>29930898
Red eyes are perfectly normal. I see them at the convent all the time.

>>29930898
Valkyrie-san decide to watch and wait her turn.

>>29930898
Druella really shouldn't sport a face like that. It's unbecoming.

>>29931260
what a strange looking elf

>>29931324
run

I want a lilim to look at me like this

>>29930830
Hi Beast

>>29931635
I want to pet a lim like this.

>>29931635
>>29931915
I just want a lim to hug me. Can't mindbreak what's already broken :^)

What happens if you try to send a mamono a anonymous love letter?

>>29931378
I just want to play with her tails and wings.

>>29932050
>"I have your scent now Anon"

i like pregnant cats

>>29932344
I like pregnant big cats.

>>29932050
You know that game where you go to a random wikipedia page and see how quick you can get to Hitler's page from that one? It's like that, but with a monster girl networking with everyone she knows, and then they ask their contacts, which continues down the line until they find someone who can manage a tracking spell.

>>29932389
i like slightly smaller cats being pregnant but that one is alright

>>29932186
>not asking a married mamono to send the letter you dictated
Beginner mistakes.

>>29932786
That's just saying to her "please, rat me out" instead.

>>29932050
>lich running PCR to trace your DNA
>werewolves sniffing the letter to track your scent
>anubis running an assessment of the postal service down to the second the letter was processed to determine where the mail was picked up and dropped off
>demon ready to match your handwriting
>succubi ready to track your prints
>cupids communing with Eros to detect lonely souls
>kunoichi and ratas working to profile every single man in the city to cross-reference
>ghosts and wisps asking the spirits who sent the letter

>the holst you sent it too is blissfully unaware of any of this, she's just happy her coworkers were as excited as she was that someone is interested in her

>>29932520
She's a little busy tending to your first kitten at the moment!

>>29933307

>>29932389
That big cat needs a bigger cub bump.

>>29923864
>Can get easily killed by a good slap.
>>29924955
Sick
>>29925611
>>29926367
Great art
>>29927199
Totally got me into it

>>29933351
The Pharaoh is awfully daring for one so easily flushed.

>>29933542
Lurk moar

Rate my party.

>>29933901
Needs more pslime.

I wonder if there are haughty Nachas that try to prove they can go a month without biting their husband. I'd be super lovey-dovey with one all month just to see how she handles it, but part of me imagines all that excess affection would react to the venom in her body and cause health problems.

>>29933901
Too much melee. Needs a slime mage and a slime ranger for finding more slime.

>>29933901
>Not a women wearing pslime full plate riding a pslime horse and wielding a pslime lance

>>29933034
There's always e-mail

Santa must get a good view every year

>>29933152
just another job well done by the V-Team

>>29934426
Always like that pose.

The chances of getting savagely violated by a shameless and suddenly depraved kiki is small, but never zero.

>>29934670
You can increase your chances by teasing your Kiki while she's doing the chores, buying sex toys for her, and leaving your semen-stained underwear around the house in random places. Then, when she starts to pant heavily when you're in the room, renovate her quarters and offer to share your bedroom with her. Her renovated quarters will come in handy 9 months later.

>>29934383
Eros backed gremlins would help them

>>29934670
>"you'll be my master, right?"
>"RIGHT?!?"

>>29935132
You just made me realize something.

Ara ara nurse cursed blade scalpel girl

>>29934426
Indeed.

>>29929690
Really? I bet there's a convention of sealed onee-chan foxes now

Does anyone know the reference of this pic? This artist often uses MTG cards so I assume it's from there

>>29935846
smothering tithe, I'd suppose

>>29935810
I would be hopeless against any CC Demon, or any CC for that matter.

>Ask your automaton waifu what her taste in music is
>She plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPYqrVDlc_4

>>29936017
thank you kindly

>>29934383
Prepare to get doxxed by gremlins and/or automatons.

>"Nishishishi~! Silly anon, you forgot to hide behind 30 proxies! But that's fine. I like a man who goes in raw with no protection."

>>29937034
To be fair, there are many methods to create burner emails. There's even places that create temporary email addresses that expire in a specified amount of time.

>>29935846
Dump it

>>29934383
>sending a love letter by email
>not welcoming the possibility of getting backtraced
Accept that you will be married to the girl you admire before the year is out.

>>29936968
>furious Anubis clicking

>>29937236
Pump it

>>29937092
Nothing is impossible for the infamous gremlin hacker xXx360HuBbyFXXer69xXx.

>>29937432
Grope it

>>29936756
>ask your cursed sword waifu about her taste in music
>she plays https://youtu.be/RwAokN7tMus

>>29933901

What would a slime carrier villain be like?

>>29937533
>she has mainstream taste
What about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnaClnVnj_c ? It's fitting

I just got done reading lanternon's pastebins, did he died?

>>29937504
If she claims to fuck her husband, then why does she spend so much time hacking? That time should be spent fucking her husband! I have my doubts that her hacking skills are as great as she claims if she doesn't even have a husband yet.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that putting out a sign that says 'this buff to fuck' may require in some...interesting parties gathering outside your domicile.

>>29938054
Especially if there are no naturally buff monster species nearby.

>>29938171
>Lich 'desperate' for an assistant sees sign.
>Starts preforming spells that add muscle to her frame.
>Shows up without realizing all her robes are rather ill fitting now .

>>29937244
Jokes on you, I'm behind seven proxies and a VPN.

>>29934232
That would be quite humorous to see.

>>29937588
Very Evil and extremely slimey.

>>29938265
Jokes on you, I anonymously hired some one to force some one else to post on my behalf.

>>29937588
This, I guess.
>>29937950
Very qt

>>29938479
>That would be quite humorous to see.
It'd be badass, whatchu mean "humorous"?

>>29938568
mostly thinking about the derpy face. Like i would die of laughter if the horses face was just the smile instead.
I do agree the concept is badass though. Perhaps i get something like that with my wives soon. Have been wanting to get an image of them in more full armor recently anyways. Not sure on the artist though.

>>29938698
>the horses face was just the smile
Thanks for the mental image

Instead of a Cheshire that harasses by having her ass be in whatever container you open, I want a buff Cheshire that won't stop putting her rock solid abs between my head and my pillow when I try to sleep.

>>29938771
Your welcome anon.

>>29938698
>Like i would die of laughter if the horses face was just the smile instead.
I hadn't thought of that, that would be pretty funny

Or maybe it could be on her shield if you don't want to go full derp

>>29938051
Don't bully hacker-chan gremlin. She tries her best but always just gets bored and just plays vidya games. And she'll give her hubby a right good fucking. When she finds him. A 360 no scope fucking! She will be the l33test hubby fucker!

>>29938698
>Not sure on the artist though.
Barb does clothes alright.

>>29939064
yeah thinking on non derpy spots the armor or shield works. Maybe an alt variant with the slime face on horse face and shield/armor would be good.

>>29939144
Could be a good choice. Sadly barb doesn't do commissions from what i know.

>>29939103
We've no time for amateurs, we have a serious case here. A fine young lady has received an anonymous love letter, and we need to trace it, pronto.

Who's our best detective?

>>29939258
Well for derpy armour she could have a frogmouth helm with the face on it somewhere. Or this
https://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Dark-Souls-3/fallen_knight_helm.png
This is the derpiest helm I've ever seen, it's great

>>29939451
By armor i meant the chest plate, but that works as well. I guess the big thing would be if the armor should actually just be slime or some hybrid metal slime armor.

>>29939360
Could use one particularly internet savvy automaton. But she only communicates via dead memes. After the umpteenth time hearing "All your penis are belong to us, lol." in a deadpan voice, you'll regret hiring her.

What kind of attractions is best for a demon realm amusment park?

>>29939691
I'd think it should look like metal - they can control viscosity and surface tension. Just maybe a little bead here or there for the reminder that it's slime.

It'd be like a non-newtonian armour, enough force and you might blow it off her in chunks that eventually consolidate and reconstitute, but slashing and weaker blunt trauma and to a degree weak thrust should be nullified. A strong thrust breaks through newtonian armour, so you'd want to rely on the deflection of the shape of the plate to turn that thrust into a glance.

>>29939877
I don't know but I need a manticore carney

>>29939877
Kissing booth

>>29939877
Lich-chans Laser Light Show.

>>29939769
>"Sucking husband's cock. Like a boss"
>Rickrolls
>Takes a crane
>Philosoraptor quotes

>>29939913
I see. So basically still slime looking? I would have to find an armor that fist well with that. Also for Pshog it would just be a matter of adding the droplets and small deformities as shog can change colour and presumably texture.

>>29940223
I'm literally just imagining full plate armour but the colour of the slime, and with a vaguely wet texture.

Shogs are cheating, they can rearrange their molecular composition.

>>29926985
Shoot yourself in the head

>>29939950
What if the kisser is a child?
Wouldn't that be weird?

>>29940503
Yeah same here now that i get what you mean.
Shogs may be cheating , but she is still my wife so i will still get one with her as well.

>>29940891
Of course not

>>29940946
Heres your shoggoth knight bro. No need to pay, it's on the house

>>29939950
The only occupant is a manticore tail

Reminder that lizardwomen only love you for your powerlevel.

>>29941234
There better be some FAT Shog titties under that armor.

>>29941312
Euclidian defying.

>>29941234
nice. Thanks for the money saver man!

>>29941370
Want me to do your pslime wife bro?

>>29941370
Here you go man, I'm actually quite proud of this one, keep it somewhere safe y'hear?

Big Cats

>>29941413
>>29941622
Thanks man i love em both!

It's not incest if you say "No chromo" to your daughter after telling her how sexy she her little body is. It's like saying "No homo" but you use it for your naturally-born monster relatives or recently-monsterized relatives. That way, you should be safe around them

>>29941622
Oh and before i forget how about doing one for my daughter as well?

>>29939950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yVSBbW2i0

What would a pegasus's shtick when compared to a unicorn, a bicorn, and a centuar?

Someday I'll stop disappointing my waifu and go to sleep at a decent hour

>>29942030
>>29941919
Yeah bro no problem, here you go man! All snug in her suit of armour and ready for the playground.

>>29942289
She can fly.

>>29942464
Thanks friendly anon.

>>29942505
No, thank you man. I studied Loomis for this, and I'm just glad to finally have a chance to prove myself you know?

>>29942665
I get yeah man. Great to see new artists.

https://exhentai.org/g/1786392/dd56ab7d72/

>>29942926
That man is living the dream.

>>29942926
Oh no!?

Gonna touch an elf's ears. What is she gonna do about it?

How do the more warrior like mamono see firearms has?

Every day hundreds of men get molested by young mamono..

>>29944628
How many get molested by old mamono?

What happens when you cross a Yeti or Bogey with a Manticore

>>29945415
The venom gives you uncontrollable urge to hug her back

>>29946386
such terrible power

>>29944691
Not enough.

I've had enough of this dumb dog's barking

Those foxes are up to something, I just know it.

Paradise is living in a sandworm's mouth

>>29948208
Shady mofu mafia business.

>>29948445
The mofu mafia a shit. A SHIT! All they can do is knock things over with their shitty tails!

>>29948208
They're plotting how to cheat a chicken meal out of you

So if MGE dragon blood is just wine infused with dragon DE, what is MGE snake oil

>>29948224
All that you touch
And all that you see

>>29948866
Who knew that KFC was all I needed to land fancy mofu

>>29948939
Basically Mucus Toad mucus that's had jalapenos soaked in it

Okay so let's say a new pharaoh wakes up. She's wakes up in some ruins in the middle of nowhere, in the desert. She has nothing. How exactly does she get a kingdom? What's the process?

>>29949334
BUT THEN WHERE IS THE SNAKE?

SHOG WAS PHONE?

>>29949371
No snek. It's a scam.

>>29949364
Attenborough told me that ant queens go in someone else's nest and obtain workers there by smelling nice

>>29929111
Going by what we know, the mansion is staffed by Kikimora's, golems and at least one wurm called olivia.

>>29950407
Wurm servant?

>>29950443
We only got one sentence about her, all we know is that the kiki's don't like the damage from her and selene's fights

Cuddle foxes!

>>29949364
They live a desert with no food or water but they wake up and the area around their pyramid becomes an oasis so MGs and human flock there.

>>29954011
>he thinks it just happens without careful management
Hmph!

Reminder that shortstack monsters get turned on just from being in the presence of a tall human boy.

>>29954853
But aren't most human boys tall to them?

>>29954944
Yes. Unless you're some kind of super manlet.

>>29930898
I really like her design. I think it does a decent job at telling you her presence alone will fuck with your mind

>>29954736
I forgot about the importance of Anubis-san.

>>29954011
>>29954736
I wonder where the oasis water comes from. Maybe a large underground river with assorted Arachne, Dark Elves and Dwarves growing mushrooms for wine.
Would be neat to see an Egyptian city in the middle of the desert that's only an outpost or a courtyard for a splendorous Undercity, and with all the agricultural heartland in the caves surrounding the underground river.
The Pharaoh, being of the Sun, could have a complex arrangement of mirrors bring down sunlight to her residence in the day, although it would be easier for a Grapesnake to take over if she smashed the mirror array.

>>29954853
But I'm a manlet

>>29954853
I hope they understand that men (especially me) get turned on as well in their presence.

>>29954853
I can understand them, I'd get turned on just from being in the presence of a 7ft tall monster girl.

>>29955164
Now this is the kind of fantasy I like

>>29955164
I always had thoughts about cities caved into cliff sides with the farmlands being set outside or on top of the cliff.

>>29955117
They make for a good duo

>>29955656
It's really a mix of my Dwarf Fortress blueprints / fever-dreams and random ideas from video games. The mirror array thing I got from Varchas in Sunless Sea.
https://sunlesssea.gamepedia.com/Varchas

>>29955702
I recall, I've seen your posts around! Always reminds me of the time I tried to build a fort in the walls of a 100-z deep river canyon next to a waterfall.
I also have a tendency of imagining these cliff-side cities as being built in the perma-night of Undead-lands, with eerie green windows facing the sea and an ominous castle town at the edge of the cliff. I also imagine a little cove at the lowest levels of the cliff to facilitate trade with the neighbours (including mermaids). I may or may not be inspired by Darkest Dungeon for this, so feel free to conjure up Shogs and Mindflayers banging on the ceiling with their brooms.

>>29955702
I imagine them as a marble and gold city by a river.
>>29955852
They'd make a good pair of wives.

>>29956038
Having your mistress enjoy her other loyal servant(also your wife) is top tier

>>29956033
>spoiler
Well I want to imagine the Underdark lit by strobe lights when the Dark Elves begin their Matrix Reloaded Cave Rave

Silent protector of the forest

>>29956718
More like elderly transport bug who I use to fast-travel around Hallownest

>>29956774
Side-job

How highly likely would it be that in monstergirl states (especially the extremists demon realms), certain forms of fictional fantasy media might be banned or criminalized? Because of the fears and concerns that monstergirls and other female human citizens will turn into fujoshis and husband freaks over fictional 2D boys and men?

>>29930830
what if Cursed Gun but it's a Soul Calibre?

I realy like the decent into insanty that a cursed sword story could provide

>>29956975
How old are you?
>36... caliber!
Where do you live?
>ON THE EDGE!

>>29957049
You waste your breath Mal'ganis. I heed only the voice of Frostmourne now. She tells me the time to drop my pants has come.

>"Anon aren't you a little too old to be playing with dolls?"

>>29957049
>she threw away dagger-chan
;_;

>>29957260
They're not dolls they're action figures, Jesus Christ Marie

>>29957260
UUUUUGUGHH

>>29957260
....no

Gamble?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPIC-z3MJLM

>>29957668
With mad hatter and friends?

>>29957906
Everybody cheats!

>>29957049
Cursed Swords aren't really an insanity thing, they're just frothing berserkers who turn into mush around their husband.

>>29958104
but they could be

>>29957287
>tomboy Living Doll dressed like a knight, a soldier, or a superheroine
Would play with her

>>29957049
I would really like to commission a Cursed sword story but I have no idea if there are any writers that are familiar with MGE that are available.

>>29931635
but I know in my hear she would look at me like this

>>29931635
How do I get a monster girl to act like a yandere without actually robbing me of my autonomy/freedom?

>>29958417
I guess having a weak monster like an alice or fairy

>>29958508
>Yandere Alice
>Can't really take her seriously and as she tries to keep you all for herself you just pick her up and hug her
>And every time she does manage to do something she ends up having sex with you and forgetting all about it

>>29958362
Men with low self esteem are easy prey.
As an aside, what monster would like to be looked at like this?

>>29958362
>my stern head maid before bringing out her orgasm torture kit after having caught me jerking off with her panties.
And yes the kit includes manticore venom.

>>29958846
My shitty wife.

>>29944628
It can't be helped, the men need a bit of encouragement to molest them right back.

>>29958846
masochist alp

>>29925012
>I'm available

>>29925012
Try killing them and see what happens

>>29958362

>>29947389
>dog
What are you talking about?

>>29961348
T-thanks doc...

>No hugely busty ignis to warm me up by putting her breasts atop my head.

>>29960721
You trying would probably turn some of them on

>>29961660
That's the point

>Updating my top 10
>Only one spot left
>I have to choose between kunoichi and ocelomeh
Not fair

>>29961779
ninja autist all day long

What species is the best fit for a redheaded cat burglar?

>>29944284
Like a road racer sees self driven cars. There's no honour in it, no skill. Guns have already been made obsolete by drones, soon computers will pilot drones.

>>29961963
>Don't let /k/ommandos see this
>They already are

>>29961963
You say that, but the romance of the Wild West disagrees.

>>29962047
Fair, gunslingin' would be the last modern refuge of honour and skill. That is unless we discover armour so effective it renders firearms completely null.

And we have to return to specialized melee weapons.

>>29961894
Yes I think I'll go with her.

>>29962140
This_is_not_my_sword.jpg

Make sure to eat out the nearest slime once a day.

>>29962785
What would be a good way to convince a baphomet to give up her loyalties to the Sabbath and undergo Megamorphosis?

>>29962873
show them the actions of earth's pedos and how damaging it is

>>29962785
Aww, he used the 3-fingered version.

>>29962785
Bloat the goat

>>29962785
That's a pretty good model.

>>29962873
Beat her in a fiddle competition.

KC should update the Lilim profile. It's not fair that the princesses of the setting get mogged by any new profile that gets released.

What kind of topics would demon realm children's books cover?

>>29962989
RIP sabath, we hardly knew ye.

I fully expect Japan's fascination with loli to die as they accept migration and for better or worse develop their mental health institutions.

>>29963797
>stop Nip lolicons
>develop their mental health institutions
Next you'll say they'll end whaling

>>29963892
Bring in enough western liberal types and they will

>>29963958
I love how retard nu-/pol/ refugees are, thinking the slippery slope is real. Actually, that's a lie. I hate you all. You retards ruin literally everything by politicizing it and would be so much better drinking bleach. Normal people know when enough is enough from the left, but you assholes have to make everything a yes or no, and it's hard to align myself with any side that takes a definitive "Yes" on genocide and authoritarianism so long as you can keep your guns you never use and your bibles you never read. Congratulations on thrusting society into an ideological Dark Age of stagnation and regression thorough prioritizing sensationalism, polarization and tribalism over the good-faith pursuit of simple, self-evident, and shared goals.

>>29964266
tldr sperg.

>>29964266
I dont know about any of that shit I just hate Lolis

>>29964266
spoiler text is cruise control for cool, but you still have to steer
>>29964346
based

>>29964299
I'm bored and want (You)s. These threads are dead

>>29964299
Tl:dr I’m a a nerd who sucks my own toes. Disregard my opinions

>>29964266
Well said sir

>tips fedora

>>29964368
Oh, sorry friend, I didn't meant to neglect you. Here
>Waaaa noooo stop resisting why are you polarizing everything
>NOOOOOO you have to just accept it
>STOOOP cant you see you're ruining everything now I HATE YOU

>”ugh, MOOOOM, the humans are about to enter political warfare again!”

Dance, puppets! Dance for my amusement!

>>29962873
They've already tried it. They just prefer loli.
And you would know this if you ever bothered to read.

>>29964721
I know they already tried it, I read the Grimoire. The question was how could you convince them to do it permanently

>>29964613
>>29964641
Deus Vult! For the Kingdom of Estonia that for some reason controls no Estonian territory, is culturally Swedish and ruled by a British man married to a woman from some African tribe!
I wish CK2 had Monster Girls in it

>>29964613
>Were you mixing realms again dear?

>>29964801
The same way you'd be convinced to thoroughly enjoy loli.

>>29964812
I too wish there was a monster girl mod for ck2

>>29964613
Imagine all the paladin shitposters screeching about Lescatie rising again or monster supremacists yelling about how Druella did nothing

>>29965037
>Demi-goddesses
>All powerful
>Supposed to be fine stateswomen
>Doesn't know to just segregate everyone
shiggydiggy

>>29965007
Last time I played CK2, my son who was baptized by the fucking Pope was killed by my dog

>>29965146
>segregates into married and non-married
easy

What's a non-sabbath-affiliated bapho like?

>>29965236
Nonexistent

>>29965236
Stifled geniuses that can't get institutional backing for their theories and would melt at having some one do share her ideas with almost as much as she'd melt at having you pound into her womb while you play with her large adult breasts

>>29965236
Probably like the known baphos, they just didn't want to run a club for whatever reason.

>>29965185
https://youtu.be/lbjZPFBD6JU
This is what I imagine that hot dog to be singing

Sabbath and Marune Sabbath unity!

>quick! Anon needs mouth-to-mouth!

>>29965371
Normal mamono lolis that aren't in a sabbath are the best.

>>29964346
>Reee why does this setting and board created for the the very thing I hate pander only to me. Stop liking what I don't like.

>>29965738
Funny enough, my waifu is almost an opposite case, in that she's adult but keeps contacts with them for several academic reasons.
Okay, we dabble in the lolipotions sometimes, but those are temporary things.

>>>29920388
>Canadian Vampire
>She lets your blood dry and then snorts it

>>29965748
I've never enjoyed lolis, I like a buch of what monstergirls and mge supply so i get to stay here

>>29965960
My waifu is paranoid the Sabbath is out to get her. And there are only so many potions we haven't messed around with.

>>29966026
Well guess what? So do the people that love loli. Loli has always been a part of MGE and /jp/. You are just acting like an autist throwing a tantrum because people like things that they don't. Both loli and oppai are and will always be a part of these threads.

>>29965709
Lee's Miku is pretty much the only oppai loli I've ever liked.
I wish more people drew them like her and not with the typical grossly disproportionate sizes.

>>29966435
While I only like flat lolis I agree that she is less disgusting than most.

>>29966245
When was i throwing a tantrum? all i said was "i hate lolis" that doesn't stop lolis from being a part of thread. its not something i can stop ar am trying to stop
calm down sir

>>29933542
You're going to have a bad time here.
Lurk more

>>29966672
Sorry if that wasn't you but it sounded like you were the person right above you bringing up real world pedos, japan, and other real world shit. Sorry my mistake.

>>29965037
>monster supremacists
I guess I technically would be one of them. Though I wouldn't be attacking anyone. I would just be posting about demons and how great they are. Hopefully a demon would notice me

>>29956097
Eating out the kiki maid while she is eating out the vampire mistress!

>>29966015
She looks like she got caught sucking her own blood, is there anything more shameful for a vampire?

>>29967150
Imagine if you got a papercut and on reflex put your finger in your mouth and then turned around to see your vamp wife with an expression of absolute betrayal and concern on her face

>>29966990
Anon gets paid in headpats for every pro monster post he makes