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>mori is going to use nepotism to get her friends in
>>29934581Didn't they accept male applications for HoloEN and just do nothing with them?>>29934611tbf its gonna be months before these people come out, could line up with August/September
>HoloEN singersokay how bad will this flop?
W-where did the avo go?
>>29934677https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000322.000030268.html<要件>・英語話者の方(日本語も話せる方尚良し )・性別不問>性別不問
Gura is cute!
I've come to say Polka is cute and I love her. I will now resume posting Gura.
Here comes the doomposting about EN Singers..
>hololive (female) applicationsorry fags we'll get in next time for sure
So anon, do you have what it takes to join HOLOLIVE SINGLISH?
>>29934397>He makes a "I tried to talk to a vtuber and her fanbase attacked me" video or statement>That whole group starts coming down on vtuber "culture" and the "incels and altrighters who viciouscly defend their anime goddesses"Get ready, chum"chuds"
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1333247389231026176?s=20NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!
Are you guys ready for some traps to fuck your oshi?
>>29934693Maybe that loli one could
acovado
>>29934637>Do you have game commentary experience?So what the fuck is this? Gen 2? Why would a singing branch need game commentary experience?
At some point if they don't want to end up like the Nijis they're gonna have to hit the brakes.
>e-clebs coming after our vtubersUnity-chads, this is what we've been training for.This is what all the training fighting rrats and schizo narritves has gotten us.Lock and load, it's go time.
>Kiara and Gura are collabing tomorrowDid Kiara finally realize that thinking she would be a leech was fucking stupid?
>>29932586AVOCADO
Amelia btfo
Why are they even doing this Holosingers thing, it's way too early for this shit, wait 1 year or like half a year of en gen 1, Cover already has Gura and Mori to cover music numbers now I'm confused
What did Gura mean by that?
>>29934737>>299347415 bucks that rachie gets in.
What the fuck does this even mean? Will they only sing? No games or anything? This will fail if so.
>Vsingers up next for HoloEN gen 2>Kiara still holding backKFP bros...
HoloEN Singers is just gonna be an english version of Sora and Suisei right?
>>29934751>it's realThe fuck
>>29934397great, now he's going to whine about how Gura fans were mean to him and his brain dead fans will attack Gura just like they did with his ex gfvery likely yab incoming
>>29934744Sounds like they are looking for an EN Azki
>>29934677
I really hope Gura rests a bit or gets some medicine before the next stream. You can tell she's under the weather.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1333247389231026176
>>29934741>conducting auditions in a google formCover, what are you doing?
I FOUND THE EMPLOYEE THAT APPROVED OF EN GEN 2.
>not HoloESFine. I'll do it myself.
>>29934741>>29934751>>29934755What if I'm a trans and/or identify as a female? Will that work?
HoloEN Music gen is a tone deaf
>>29934756god fucking dammit i swear to to god
>>29934751But...it's only for girls...
>>29934747Based anon, me too. I fully support all girls but clown will always be my oshi.
Sick Gura is so fucking loopy
>>29934751>Hololive(female) applicationYou can dream all day anon, but they want women primarily.
>>29934762Same reason Hololive Gamers do utawaku and release songs, anon.
>>29934744Same shit with their auditions for the HoloEN. They let men audition too but we've yet to see a HolostarsEN. I want it already.
>>29934778Ummm anon?
>>29934744What?
>>29934755>>29934756Oh boy, tranny pandemic is upon us.
>>29934722Retard
Now that HololiveEN Gen 2 is actually on the horizon, what's the next step of /hlgg/'s master plan?
>>29934756>>29934755Lol, if a tranny gets into Hololive I quit
Shark is cute and small!
>>29934778gonna be similar to AzKI and Sora by the way they're wording it
>>29934767Anon I don't know, all I did against rrats was post ogey
>>29934592Koopa/vocaroo femanon here I'm gonna apply for sure. I'm nervous as fuck since I barely just got up my accounts to start streaming and was gonna announce debut stream on Thursday. Now I'm so fucking confused on what to do for my audition tape. I won't make it in probably anyway. I feel like this is way too soon for gen 2 though. Wish me luck anyway, anon's.
>>29934752ARAI WAN FO KURISHIMAS IZU YUUU
>>29934795no, trannies aren't allowed, fuck off
>>29934753good the more people we can filter the better
>>29934751did they wanted it to be called VSinger cause they saw how high the numbers of the holoEN karaoke streams were?
>>29934737>how bad will this flop?I have faith on Cover scouting skills.But man, why it had to be so soon...
>>29934762They are still going to have to play games probably, but might have a karaoke or original songs quota.
>>29934751
So wait, is this like a reverse HoloGAMERS EN is loaded with gaming focused Holos?
>>29934780More like AzKI, I'm guessing.
>VSingersSo more singing bitches?YAAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNN.... I sleep.
>>29934744HOMOSTARS ACTIVATE
>>29934552>>29934621No anons please don't tell me it's true...
So how many of her friends is mori calling right now to apply?
>>29934782You do not understand our collective autism to ensure that does not happen
Leave Carson to me
>>29934756ELMO DONT LOOK
>>29934756kiara voice anon should apply
>>29934762They saw how good Ame's Valorant/Apex commentary was and thought it'll be a good addition to have
>>29934778If they go AZKi route then their work only sing, if they go for Suisei route, then they will do stream like normal vtuber
>>29934755female x trap is fucking disgusting
>>29934756It's easier to say that and quietly discard the trannies than to stir the hornet's nest
>>29934831see >>29934813
>>29934756Fuck
>>29934813>able to sing as a femaleThey know what that means.
>>29934804I spend A LOT of time thinking about Polka's armpits
>>29934751Auditioning for hololive has to be total hell
Are you ready for some motherfucking nepotism? Just like HoloJP?
How much is she panicking right now?
>>29934428it's kyOresu time, ladies and gentlemen.
>>29934751Trannies gonna apply for this and pass off as females...
>>29934572That would unironically be good for her.Her main focus is clearly music.
Any psychos to watch out for during the Vsingers applications?
Fuck sc and ecelebs
>>29934795stop identifying as a delusion and you'll be fine
>>29934795It will not. Also, fuck off
Is this gen2? I doubt it. It's looking more like Azki stuff
>>29934826Holy shit good luck femanon!
>>29934812>>29934819That what you fucks say about HoloEN but here we're
>>29934751Hololive only this time so only Vocaroo femanon and a few others here actually qualify. That being said, the wording makes it seem like they're looking more for an EN equivalent to AZKi or early Sora rather than gen 2
>>29934795>>29934812>>29934819I haven't meet a tranny that can vocally pass, you're more likely to get a drag queen.
>>29934767>e-clebs coming after our vtubersTHIS ISN'T EVEN ANYTHING NEW, GURA SPENT AN ENTIRE MONTH GETTING HARASSED BY SOME MUTT BITCH CLAIMING HER CONTENT IS PEDOPHILE BAIT
>>29934813"any gender may apply" is just a nod to PC culture. They're not letting some tranny in
>>29934835>But man, why it had to be so soon...Mori is getting transferred to that gen, just like how FBK kinda redebuted together with Hologamers
>>29934752No, I stick to instruments
>>29934795in that case you'll probably have to dial eight
>>29934813Eeehhhh... So they only need someone who sounds like a girl? What the actual fuck are they planning
>>29934762If HoloMYTH is any indicator they probably will look for auditions with people who are big AND people with no viewers.
>>29934778Best case scenario: Suisei (Known for singing but will stream pretty often in a week)Worst case scenario: Azki (Will mostly do music activities and will stream very occasionally)
>>29934795Can you sing like a woman?
I can't believe Mori ruined Gen2
>>29934762Because they're still going to play games to fill in dead time?You think they're going to be singing and making songs for months on end?i'd imagine they're going to spend a decent amount of time on them, but I'd think they want them to build a community first and maintain it.
>>29934842Well they need to speak English so I hope her pet snake can speed up her reps
>>29934795You will never pass, sorry
VSinger will probably just be one or two people wouldn't it?
>>29934799They said gender is not an issue on their site anon, go for it!
>>29934755>>29934756Today I remind them that they WILL dodge anyone who is not a biological woman https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
>>29934826Good luck
>>29934751MORI SEETHINGMORI SEETHINGMORI SEETHING
>>29934795Unironically yes according to their press release.https://cover-corp.com/2020/11/30/1130en/
>>29934809lol who?
>gender doesn't matter /hlg/ were right all along! the trannies are coming!
>>29934737Not betting because everyone doomposted about HoloEN and look at where we're at now.You never know... They might nail it again. I'm just bummed out it's a little too soon.
>>29934756OH NO NO NO
>>29934751I LOVE THIS BITCH, SHE WILL KEEP EN SAFE.
>>29934756lmao I wonder if they'd actually risk hiring a tranny
>>29934855see >>29934881
Gura please mention Ina...
>>29934755A solid 30% of applicants will be trannies. Hope this is just lip-service.
>>29934813they already had trannies apply before and they said no, this is just to cover them from getting fucked by sjws
>>29934826Go for it, Kwapi, I'm rooting for you!
>>29934846Is mocca actually a tranny or something?
>>29934755>>29934756Hope the newfags replying know that singers able to sing in the other gender's voice has always been a thing in the Japanese singing community
>>29934794Basada
>HoloSingers>More music Oriented holosIf I'm not getting my 200X+ pop rock holo, I'm going to riot. Please come on someone sing me My Immortal.
>Ignores leech SC>Reads a fucking SC from South Africa
>>29934880...was she wrong?
>>29934826link Mori the CalliP copypasta vocaroo so she pushes for you
>>29934826I feel it's a little too soon as well, but I'm rooting for you, anon. Good luck.
>>29934863No one will ever replace Kiara
>>29934862Nepotism is beneficial to hololive because it means people are already friendly leading to better cohesion between members.
You guys are crazy if you think this is going to be like Gen 2, more than likely this will be in the same vein as INNK.
>>29934901Yeah. Like Azki. I think it won't do as well as they'd hope for.
>>29934809Yes, a failure.
>>29934907why would she mad this is how she will smuggle in her indie friends
>>29934901Yes, just like AZki and Suisei
>>29934826NEVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE IF YOU DO GET IN!
Gen 2 feels far too soon but I guess by the time they launch it'll be late next year.
>>29934881That’s just the beginning, the k*kes have already infiltrated
>>29934863It will take atleast 6 months from recruit to actualy release, maybe longer, so... not much?
>>29934756It says gender is not a problem but the application form states Female in the title. Could be a bad translation/error, unless they will release a Male application form later.
Holo Singers EN is coming at least 6 months from now, this is not a Gen 5 situation.
>>29934767So far there has been>That connor faggot>Kekd by kiwis Carson>Hammer headed whore>A face folded 9000 times over KoreanThat have tried to leech?
>>29934826Holy shit, good luck!
>Must be able to voice a female character (any gender may apply)lol, people freaking out about this when they're the ones who evaluating whether or not they pass this metric, trannies have 0 chance lmao
what is this retarded shark doing
>>29934868Mori's not going anywhere no matter how much you bitch about it, give it a rest or commit suicide already.
>>29934795Lol no.
>>29934924do you really have to ask?
>>29934762They'll probably play games but the content ratio will be different.Also, who knows, this singing could flop dead and they may need to fall back to being a general interest streamer.
>>29934795Kill yourself unironically. Like actually do it.
>>29934794Gun fire background noises?
>>29934876There are no trannies in holoen
>>29934825You're as ready as you'll ever be.You see one of those freaks come across you on twitter, you just sature their position with ogeys until the other squad can flank and take the position.
>>29934756They will never let a tranny in, this is just to not look bad publicly
>>29934756I never heard a tranny that had a good singing voice that sounded feminine. I'm sure this is just to be politically correct but in actuality, they will only accept the best of the best and those tend to be actual women, not pretenders.
>>29934826Good luck and feel free to abandon us if we get in the way of your success.
>>29934826Remember to find a character voice that doesn't let you be tracked back to here if you do.
>>29934762Even Suisei and Sora play games
this is painful how are people watching this
>>29934755Come now, this is just so Cover can avoid being seen as transphobic, they won't actually hire Mistakes.
>>29934956her best
>>29934751Its an audition for VSinger, I wouldn't want to do it unless I wanted to end up like AZKi
>>29934826If you get in everyone here will suddenly hate you, so keep your chin up!
>>29934819Imagine the shitstorm when they eventually start pushing their tranny rights on stream.
>>29934901Hopefully. It's way too early for another full gen.
>>29934809who?
>>29934791OH FUCK NEW GEN incoming
Gura help... your... sister...
>>29934938>what is Suisei
>>29934895same
>>29934932Yes she was wrong. Now go back.
>>29934826Take your time, dont rush it, you have until January 2021 to submit it
>>29934892You joke, but this decision was made purely because of Mori's EP exploding in views (and revenue) so quickly and Gura's Ride on Time rocketing her into the #1 spot at record-setting speeds.
>>29934755That's just asking for something worse than the Amegedon...
>>29934826Good luck and please don't look back
>>29934826Good luck!
>>29934936I agree, I don't think nepotism is inherently a bad thing.
>>29934909Okay guess I'll just identify as a female now
>>29934826I wish you the best Vocaroo femanon.I have faith you can make it.
>>29934826WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU FEMANON!!!
>>29934931She knows exactly what she's doing
>>29934976That's right Ame defend your wife
Will SHE be HololiveENVS1?
>>29934973Ame's playthrough was more painful.
>>29934826Good luck anon, we're rooting for you!
>>29934912It's just publicity. They can't say only biological women are allowed. I trust Enma or whoever else deals with applications.
>>29934737This isn't Nijisanji.
>>29934917I doubt it, trannies are inherently tied to burger politics.
>>29934826Godspeed femanon,
>>29934948>>29934935They're taking applications till the end of January, and based on what little bits we've heard from other generations, debut wouldn't be at LEAST until July of next year.With it being music focused, maybe longer as they get a song ready.
Gura????
I haven't seen this puzzle take this long
gura sounds a little weird now
SHE'S USING A VOICE CHANGER I TOLD YOU RETARDS
WTF GURA
>>29934976
>>29934826godspeed femanon. godspeed
>>29934909>Cover is now open to having a babiniku in ENRRATS?
GURA'S VOICE
>>29934826God fucking speed, copper.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
MUH DICK
>smool gura squeek
>>29934751you can be the EL HIJO DEL COMETA
Gura using a voice changer confirmed
>>29934826Good luck! Don't forget us when you make it big
>>29934755What if you just have good falsetto?
T I N EY
Squeaky Gura!
>>29934826Unlucky timing, but it looks like more of an AZKi deal anyway so you might have a better shot at an actual gen 2. Either way do your best and I'll be there for the debut.
VSinger, Calli should have went for that and left 1 EN spot for someone at least tolerable
GURA WAS A TRANNY ANON ALL ALONG
>>29934863Very
Gura sounds smaller than usual....
You think the numbers Mori and Gura brought in with their music/karaoke streams made Cover realize they could make more bank with a music-themed EN gen?Please don't add 5 more girls
If you want a frame of reference: Auditions opened for ID Gen 2 July 3rd, still absolutely nothing on that front.EN auditions opened on April 23rd, and debuted mid September
>>29934755wow gen 2 already
>>29934926>/hlgg/>knowing anything
>>29934826Hell just copy what Mori did
>>29934826good luck femgirl
>>29934980Cover legitimately would not let that fly. They're strictly a "no agenda" agency.
Gura monitors her own voice? I can never do that without tripping over my own words.
>>29934826Have faith, clean your receipts, and remember, you've never been to this place before
>>29934948not only this, but it's likely only going to be 3 people max if the attention is going to be on producing music. Seems like an actual Gen 2 won't be happening for some time thank god, but I'm guessing a lot of the applicants are going to be thinking that's what it's for.
Azki...
>>29934826Godspeed! I am rooting for you Koopa! Will send you that SC I promised you regardless of if you make it!
>>29934756This is just covering their bases, calm your tits.
>>29935001She can't sing and her content is all endurance gameplay and adorable zatsudans. I can't think of a place less appropriate for her than a dedicated singers branch.
It has been just 2 months...
>>29934733Yes, they took auditions for an EN Holostars when they took the girls and seemingly haven't done anything on that front
>>29934826can't wait for you to get in so you can actually succeed and won't have to rely on (you)s from these threads. Now quit shilling here and do your reps fag.
Koopa can finally get into hololive
>>29934984>Not watching both
>>29934826Good luck. If you get in never mention this place again.
>>29934794AGUACATE
>gura literally a rrat nowGuys, what do we do?
>>29934826We will be rooting for you!
>>29934741>>29934744>google formokay what the fuck cover
>>29934826Ganbare.And remember, if you don't make it through here, try again next time they put up auditions. The expectations of a singing gen and a normal gen aren't the same, no reason not to try for both.
>>29934826Godspeed anon, you've never touched this place before, for your own good
>>29934826Do it you fucking faggot, make this collection of retards proud.
>How do I make you big?
>I was already putting together my dream team for Gen 2>None of them are singersHow am I supposed to get my favorite ex gang member cat and Nier obsessed wolfgirl into Hololive now??
>>29935059azkibros...Haha who am I kidding, they don't exist.
>>29934984>AO VIVO AGORAromance languages are so lively and adorable
>>29935059KEK
>>29934826Don't ever mention us but also don't forget us
>>29934980They would be graduated almost immediately
>>29934984>High pitch Gura almost sounded exactly the same as her sister's voice
>>29934909There are a couple of JP seiyuus who have sung as females, one of them even voiced a character in a mobage if I'm remembering correctly. Can't for the life of me remember who or which game though.
>>29935057>>29934826Also remove any pics or info about yourself
>>29934989what about kiara's song
Gura’s views are doing weird shit again
>>29934909>able to sing as a female characterHoly shit trannies incoming
>>29934907How?
>>29934826YOU GOT THIS BITCH
Who's gonna be the first tranny to sue Cover for discrimination?
>>29935056you get used to it.
>>29935059kek
>>29934977Who is azki
>>29934826if you get in, don't be a retard like Amelia and wipe clean all your past history
>>29934945holoEN gen 1 debuted roughly 5 months after the audition announcement, there's also a chance it might come earlier than that since there was JP gen 5 inbetween as well. im guessing first half of next year probably
>>29934826based good luckdont forget about us when you make it
>>29934892>Vocaroo femanon gets in>She has to do a collab with Mori after the all the copypastas she's read that shit on Mori
>>29934826you have time to build something of yourself before the deadline so good luck
>>29934826DO IT AND BE THE PRIDE OF /hlgg/
>>29935056If you keep the volume on it really, really low you can let it just kind of fade into background noise so it doesn't trip you up.
>>29934755>>29934756this is just cover, covering their ass against twitter trannies
>>29934819I'll give Cover a month to graduate them and backpedal once they realize how much they fucked up. Otherwise, yeah, I'm done. Fuck this.
>>29935083Can always try to be the Nene of EN if you fail anyway.
>>29934826Godspeed.
>>29934826good luck koopa-chan!
>>29935107>>29935107>>29935107perfectly timed
>>29934826Godspeed Koopa, godspeed
*harasses your shark and gets away with it*Heh, nothin' personnel chumbuds...
>>29934926>trannies can apply, but you have to be able to pass>trannies can't actually passBased cover.
>>29934753>>29934980big if truelet it all burn
>>29935011Might just be bad with change, but I'll be tentatively optimistic like I was for the first gen.
>>29935059Azerbaijan...
>>29934837>>29934751>Another Gen already hereSeems like they are jumping the gun to be honest, first Gen is barely over two months old.I guess the see Niji trying to move into the western market and want to signed all the talent worth a damn before they get their foot in the door.
>>29935051Have years of experience working with music both online and on stage behind your back?
>>29935107Calli...
>>29934926If there's only one department at Cover I trust, it's the hiring department. Tranny voices won't make it.
>>29934826Good luck, but I'd rather have you in an actual gen and watch you play games and stuff.Honestly a "singer" only Holo doesn't appeal me at all. I love seeing Gura sing because I'm also attached to her thanks to her streams.
>>29934907>perfect opprotunity for the wigger to shill her indie friends like her own competitionNope
>>29934819unironically this
>>29934913imagine if an actual tranny gets in. Man I wish they will get quarantined on /trash/ if things get really bad. I'm still iffy for an EN Vsingers gen
>>29935059Azúcar...
>>29935114>Who is azkiAzki these balls.
>>29935135>gets away with itnot on my watch
I'm gonna set my bet right nowSelphius will be one of the members of this new singers gen
if they actually hire trannies I'll end my memberships
>>29934751>Been told a few times that I have a "shota voice" and I've been told that it's cute>But I don't sound like a girlWill...will HolostarsEN ever come?I'd like to sing, but I can't. There's no room here with privacy to practice either.
>>29934826Best of luck
>>29934762Because they'll be regular holos who mostly play games, do ocassional Karaoke and have a song once every blue moon, like Suisei
>>29934965I know yet people act as if there would've been
>>29934826wish u the best of luck anon!
>>29935107Calli...Mori...Nori...
>>29934826Good Luck
>>29935107I wanna beat you up
>>29935107wwwwwwww
>>29935118I think that Mori would find it funny, if anything.
>>29934826Goodluck femanon. Dont forget us
>>29934826If you are a tranny fuck you. Kys. If you are an actual femanon I wish you the best of luck! I hope you get in and dogwhistle to us someday so you can be /ourgirl/
>>29934741This is clearly not for a new gen and more focused on an azki type role in Hololive
>>29934649I actually wonder if this is a stipulation of sorts for Cover wanting to acquire Western song rights. >To fund the acquisition of songs, a generation of karaoke-dedicated EN Vtubers is going to subsequently debutThat said, it's possible that they'll be hiring two or maybe three talents for this at most.
>>29935107Dunno, you tell us, Mori
>>29934826Auditions last two months, maybe wait a bit and build up some streaming experience before you actually apply
>>29934826stay true to yourself
>>29935058If it's like you say it I wouldn't mind a smaller inbetween Gen.
>>29935100Literally just came out.
>>29934979Just like Mori.....
gura... your chess reps...
>>29934826good luck koopa, make us proud
>>29934826Good luck anon! I'm curious on how do you sound though, anyone willing spoonfeed me some vocaroos?
is that fuck still in chat?
Wait, is this the first solo Gura and Kiara collab?
I dunno, sick gura honestly feels kind of weird to me. Something is off.
>>29934826Goodluck voocaroanon
>>29935072God damn, anon.
>>29935118each of those copypasta was crafted with utter love for Morit. author
>>29935126you should just leave now
>>29935118>Her debut song is this
>>29934826Good luck Koopa
>>29935072Why is it a mushroom?
>>29935159But then we would have two germans
>>29934903That's a biological woman though.
>>29934826well you have 60 days to prepare
>>29935103yep
>>2993511510/10 on the motion blur, that's great.
>>29934826GANBATTE
>>29934762They don't want another Azki, where she has a great voice but doesn't play games, so she has no way to advertise herself.
>>29934826you got this girl!
>>29934826reminder to nuke all your doxxable accounts and potential yab posts if you get in, good luck
Alright, time to watch every indie for the next couple of months...
>>29934826We believe in you!
>>29935147Unless it that Girl (male) who make videos
>>29934826good luck femanon
>>29934819I remember this time loop post from 5 months ago
Thanks Mori.
>that laughoh fuck, anons. I don't think I can take much more.
>>29935159In wish, but she's primarily a German streamer, I doubt she'll do EN. If she does though, we'll be in for some kino.
>>29935156that doesn't make SENSE
>>29935097Yoshitsugu Matsuoka?
>>29934826Good luck dude, be confident.
>>29934909Well at least it was fun while it lasted...
>>29935059Azores...
>>29935135*blocks your path*
>>29934826Good luck, anon. If anyone ask, you never seen us in your life.
gura fucked it up!
>>29934826If you pass the audition, say OGEY RRAT or I LOVE RYAN GOSLING when you start your debute
Gura said the fuck word!
>>29934826Actually rooting for you anon. Holy fuck may bungee jesus bless you
She said the fuck word...
SHE SAID THE FUCK WORD
>>29934826If you make it anon, remember not to browse these sites or it'll fuck you up mentally.
>>29935159who?biological female?body count 1 or less?
>>29934826Good luck vocaroo anonI'll make sure to use reaction pics of you to falseflag when you make it big
>>29934751how? why?
>>29934826Good luck, hope you are not a trap though...
>>29934826please remenber our advices
>>29935100what about it?
>>29934835>SoonThey're taking auditions until the end of January which means they probably won't debut until spring or summer. That's about as much time as they usually have between JP gens
"I think I fucke-"
>>29935145I'm fairly confident this is not Gen 2, they've phrased the auditions for Gen 5 differently. They're just wanting to find someone that can be in a Sora / AZKi / Suisei type role.
She really is drunk...
>>29935135>gets away with it*not a chumbud but I will protect Goorah from any mentally deranged eceleb fags that step out of line
>>29935158You fucking idiot, don't give him attention.Don't fucking reply, don't give him an excuse to complain to cover about gura's fanbase harassing him, no matter how bullshit the claim
>I think I fuck-
I guess this means that if they do Holostars EN they're gonna want some serious singing chops too. Can't blame them, they could be the holo backstreet boys or like, jonas brothers or something?
>>29934826That'll be interesting to see. Good luck.
>singersB-but Africat hasn't sung yet...
>Guys I think I mother fucking cock sucking shit ass messed up.Jesus gura...
>>29934751HOW IS THIS NOT BIG NEWS?IT'S MOTHERFUCKING NEW GEN AUDITIONS!
>GUYS I THINK I FUCKED
Did you guys know that there's actually a Gawr Gura stream on right now?
>>29934826Give us some samples so we can judge.
>>29934826Make us proud. I'm rooting for you.
>>29935135ENTER THE GUARDIAN OF THE CUNNY
>>29934826This isn't gen 2. Apply for that one when it comes instead.
>>29935145>Seems like they are jumping the gun to be honest, first Gen is barely over two months old.Same shit happened with Gen5 and other from the Delta incident they were the most successful gen off the bat with the most subs pre-debutCover is just getting greedy
>>29935266don't worry anon I got this
>>29934901Three + Mori or GuraSame with Hololive gamer and Fubuki
>>29934835The auditions are now, but it could take months until the debut.
>>29935165shotas count as girls, anon
>>29935135Reported for targeted harassment
>>29934981She's part of hololive singing group, which only has 1 member because the other one left. But sometimes she does songs with Sora, who is the original holo
>>29934826please practice your scales for us
>>29934826If Ame made it, you can.
Oh man imagine if Amelia came into this room wearing just her stockings and she accidentally steeped on Gura.
>>29934863She's got the dubious honor of being the third most popular singer in her 5 woman generation, anon. If she was sane this wouldn't affect her at all.
>>29934826If by any chance you get ingrab Mori on discordand ask her if she still lurks/posts
>>29934826Good luck Koopa, thanks for your services
>>29935100it was not a factor
>>29934826Go get 'em femanon. Godspeed.
>>29935271aw bud fuck you, made me laugh
>>29934428>Newcomer is about to get more attention and music focus from Cover than GuraChumbros..I...
>>29935200based
Heres the thing:Fucking double check the girls background, god dammit triple check itDo not hire trans peopleNobody cares about singing, hire actual entretainersFuck niggers
>>29935118>Mori starts to wonder where shes heard this voice before
>>29934826Good luck, try your best
>>29934826L O N D O NThat being said, good luck. Don't be a bitch.
>>29934751I remember they were recruiting english speaking musicians/composers a while back. Gonna guess they're planning to use those musicians to write songs for this group.
>>29934826Don't fangirl over your oshi pls
>>29934826Good luck, anon. We're all rooting for you.
>>29935271HAHAHAHA
>>29935163I trust the Japanese.
Actually hating that this is happening so soon. I guess it's smart to open the auditions when everyone is talking about vtubers to get as many people as possible, but I still hate it.
>>29934907Is rap excluded?
I just hope that when the auditions are over it comes out to be more like Suisei, and not like Azki.
>>29935209Oh dear fucking lord
>>29935202I unironically think this song is great
>>29934772Anon auditions happen months and months before debut and this audition doesn't even CLOSE until the end of January.
>>29934795 If your voice is good and you've done your training then that's all you need to worry about.
You know, I don't really think this is Gen 2. If our past discussion about the profitability of EN is to go by, then they still haven't broke even with EN. It's fucking stupid for Cover to introduce a new gen when they're just improving their management and their cash flow.It's gonna be more like Azki... and that new gens are typically released half a year later.
>>29934843Just read that she just screamed at the end, maybe I didn't miss much but I still hate it
>>29934755>>29934756It’s over.
>>29934753And I feel like this is only going to get worse with time, since more e-celebs are noticing Hololive now.
>>29935258why doesn't she curse anyway? seems like that's her regular vocabulary. is it a performance thing?
>>29935251Probably to avoid discrimination suits or whatever. They'll likely just ignore any non authentic female voices
why the fuck are you all saying it's 'too soon'you know that applications close in two months, and there's always like a three month period before debut right? that's the normal 6 month period between gens they have been sticking to with the JP branch since gen 3
this vsinger shit is reasonable if they're only getting 1 person. If they're getting a bunch of new people, HoloEN is done for.
Holy shit Gura really is drunk today
>>29935201You will never pass as a woman.
>>29935059That's just rude
>>29934826Get a few practice streaming reps in before you apply.
Even if koopa fails won't this audition look good on her gen 2 application?
>>29934826I wish you the absolute best. If you make it in, I'll be sure to congratulate youGood luck and have fun
>>29934826If you get in add "four leaf clovers" to the debut like thing
>>299351358 times in one day was it? Someone that knows more fill me in
>>29934826Believe in me who believes in youIf you ever get in don´t look back, don´t dog whistle this place and nuke your info
They aren't rushing this cause of Vshoujo. right?
>>29935337youtube autocensor. she's explained this repeatedly.
>>29935321There's gonna be 6-8 months until they arrive at least
I don't want transgenders in Hololive.
Gura is a Karen...
>>29934826Good luck. If you make it in, say hi to Mori for me
>>29935165>Will...will HolostarsEN ever come?Hopefully not.
>people panicking about gender not being an issueWe had 3 genders selection during HoloEN audition.
>>29934826I-I hope you dont forget about us...
>>29935337She wants to be a wholesome family friendly character
>>29935229AzKi about my balls
>>29934845fuck off feeder
>>29934826Oh man I cant wait to Gosling a /hlgg/ fem anon. And please just forget about this place if you make it.
>>29935362Calli was the reason I assume
>>29934826Good luck! Don't go into it thinking you won't make it. Act as if you already have the part and you're just going through the formality of an application process.
>>29934751I can't believe we're actually going to get a Koopa holo.Don't forget us little people Koopa-chan. Good luck, seriously.
>>29935321Its not a new gen..
>>29934826Ganbatte unless you’re a tranny than kys
>>29934826Godspeed mate. I recommend doing some in-depth research and pen-and-paper note-taking about the most entertaining and successful male and female Western streamers. Study why they consistently attract entire stadiums-worth of people to watch them, all without the branding power of big companies like Hololive. Write about stuff like what makes them so charismatic, how they deal with dead air, how they inspire people to clip them without asking, what gets them ahead of their competition, and so on. There's a lot of things to be learned from them. At the same time, please try not to pull a Nyanners should you make it. You don't have to throw the people here under the bus just to make it.
IMPORTANT NOTE: HoloID closed their auditions for Gen 2 back in July of this year and we still haven't heard even a scrap of news about if that's coming soon or not. We aren't going to see anything about this for ages.
>>29935321It's purely a business decision. Cover is hemorrhaging money and karaoke and songs get more views and more SC.
>>29935337Because i think she might want to move away from her past
>>29935196Ya "sick"
>>29935059Aztec...
>>29934826good luck faggette
>>29934756It's just a safety net in case Twitter dipshits attempt to pull a "Muh identity politics", they'll probably ignore applications made by lazy trannies
>>29935362Doubt it, Japanese businesses move slow, so this was likely in the pipeline for at least a month. If they were really desperate, they'd set the deadline for the end of December.
>>29934826Ganbatte, femanon
why are the viewer fluctuating so much? is youtube fucking up again?
>>29935341>that's the normal 6 month period between gensDo you really think most people here have been watching Hololive long enough to know that?
>>29934753this is why I've spent the last 3 months training in the art form of drowning out antis with senchous dusty old womb
>>29935321by the time auditions end it'll have been 4 months, and giving them a few more months to prepare everything, they may debut 6+ months after gen 1, which has been the usual for JP
>>299353188 days
>>29934725>implying that half the JP Holos aren't the product of NND nepotismanonchama... your holo backstory reps
>>29935362nobody cares about them
>>29934826I'll definately schizopost about you here if you make it in.
>>29934826Cheering for you, Koopa
>>29934755>>29934756Why are you idiots doom posting? no tranny can speak above a whisper without showing he has a set of balls in his pants, if anything its good they ask you to sound like a girl
>>29934756>any gender may applyI’m pretty sure they said the same thing in the gen 1 applications, yet we got 5 girls. Though I suppose they could have just beaten all the male applicants.
So can this V-singers thing be considered gen2? Are they gonna stream to start with?
Hopefully if this goes well they have holostarsEN singers soon after. I'll be ready for it, anons. I'm gonna double my singing practice and japanese lessons now.
>>29934826Tell kiara to fuck off
>>29934817>Now that HololiveEN Gen 2 is actually on the horizon, what's the next step of /hlgg/'s master plan?Find talent from UK/EU timezones
>>29935364How come the japs can get away with it? Miko says "fuck you" all the time
>>29935307Seems odd that they'd go looking for singers before Gura has even put out a song of her own
>>29934819They'll only allow them in the audition to prevent sjws from sperging. Cover will pick real girls afterwards.
>>29935298I'm always surprised by how many Holostars I have literally never seen mentioned a single time outside of full lists like these. There's at least three there I didn't know existed
>>29935405e-celeb raid
>>29935362Cover doesn't even know what a vshojo is, nor will they ever be relevant.
>>29935118Both of them came from 4chan it would be funny at least.Also for vocaroo femanon don't forget to do your japanese reps too
>>29934826Remember to refine and retry, like gura, give them your best you. I wish you the best of luck!
>>29934826Nah fuck off
>>29934826Good luck, and if you make it don't come back here for your own sake
>>29934976cute
>>29935387who is koopa-chan?
>>29934826We support you Koopa, you can do it, don't forget us when you're at the top
Alright FUCKING FELLOW SCHIZOSIts time to:>Stalk every relatively popular singing streamer on Twitch/YT/Tcast/etc>Make your archives, VOD, clips, socials too if you are a creep
>>29934826Use me as a reference Koopa i'll lie for you if I have to
>>29935427could be a lot of things, but i trust that gura knows what she's talking about.
>>29934826Good luck, I hope you make it because you deserve it.
>>29934826
>>29934835Auditions don't even close till January then they'll go radio silent for several months and by time they actually show us them it'll probably be nearly a year since since the ENs and even gen 5 debuted.
>>29935018>>29935033It's a built-in on her mixer. So is the bleep Gura used in smash and the megaphone Ame breaks out.
There's almost no indies that can actually sing so you'll most likely have to wait until official EN Gen 2 before you see your Koopas and Africats in Hololive. Don't get your hopes up for someone specific.
>>29935394I prefer this version with the image
>>29934826hey, you better clean whatever social media you have. Better deactivate them if you can. Have a clean slate and be as undoxable as you can
https://twitter.com/harutimu_415/status/1333176391328804865Make sure to report the doxxpost in the comments.Poor Ina, its not even her. I bet she'll lose some viewers because of this shit.
>>29935420It's not gen 2, it's more like AZKi
>>29935341they should have an extra large gap between gens
>>29935135
>>29935341>why the fuck are you all saying it's 'too soon'Because Cover said they would focus on fixing their infrastructure first before adding more chuubas. We haven't seen any follow-through on that promise and yet they're already opening up auditions.
Just woke up, did I miss any habbenings friens?
>>29935307I'll eat a hat if at least one of her originals hasn't released by the time they debut
>>29935395>hemorraging moneyHow? Just looking at EN I don't believe they've spent more money on them that they make in a week. Are they paying the managers that much?
>>29935405to spite numberfags like (You)
>>29935309>Nobody cares about singingThere are dozens of youtubers with thousands of subs just from making anime and vocaloid covers, people definitely care about singing just as much as "muh vidya gaymes." And that's just the ones who sing weeb songs, imagine if cover got their hands on an actual singer like Eru-tan.
>>29935321Yeah, but if I had to guess, they're aware that another generation is too soon but also recognize that music-makers pull in massive numbers.See: Mori dropping an album and pulling in astronomical (especially for hololive) viewcounts.Having singers instead of a full generation lets them cash in someone like Mori that does a lot of music stuff, without the same pressures as a full generation. Especially since Mori has all of the smaller tubers riled up (and might end up joining indie vtuber companies/Niji EN branch)
>>29935377>>29935396neither one of these make sense>>29935364that's a good point. now I'm wondering if the other guys curse less when they're on her channel, I haven't paid much attention to it before.
>>29934903Thank jesas shit like this is filtered.
>>29934826>>29935439Don't forget that once you here you will always return
>>29935418>Though I suppose they could have just beaten all the male applicants.Yeah, by virtue of being female.They just put that there to cover their ass, if they actually hire a male to play a female I'll eat my shoes.
>>29934826good luck, but don't get your expectations too high since you won't have much of a portfolio. the audition will be a good learning experience, regardless. don't be disheartened if you fail and don't let all these well-wishes put pressure on you; just think of it all as just one schizo samefagging.
Gura really is just a fake who forces herself to be family friendly, isnt she?
>>29934826Good luck! drop a hint for us when you are in!
>>29935145Turnaround time from audition to debut for EN gen 1 was 5 months. I think 7 months is a decent enough gap between gens, though I agree with >>29935145 , it doesn't sound like gen 2.
>>29935362Why would they care about them?
>>29935427Cause youtube catches it as jp lang and disables en lang filtering. That's my rrat
>>29935420Too early to tell, it might not even be 5 people. But if it's 4-5 people even if they don't call them gen 2, they would be defacto gen 2 regardless.
>>29935297I want to tickle them.
>>29934826Actually couldn't you just go with your streaming right now and wait/build up something to have them look at? You have until January 29th so do what you can before then and then when you make it big just try to be subtle about being here yeah? Make us proud.
>>29935362No one gives a shit about them. I'm 100% sure Mori was a test to see if a music focused holo will work better if they speak English.
http://poal.me/iiuouuhttp://poal.me/iiuouuhttp://poal.me/iiuouuhttp://poal.me/iiuouu>uouu
>>29934753>People actually think a multi million sub channel is going to go under the radar with minimum shitposting and will have no raids by other retards.I'm not ready for that time to come.
>Coco practice singing>Hololive VSinger audition start>Coco graduate streamGuess what happen next
This may actually be the hardest challenge for Unity chads
>>29935362Vshoujo isn't even competition for them. Go look at their twitch stats and their viewers are basically exactly the same before they became a group.
>>29935449she does, youtube is very sensitive to that stuff. i guess the japanese get away with it because of the accent. or they don't but just don't care.
>>29934751So this is how normies will take over, By turning hololive into weeb american idol
>>29935391searched far and wide but realized they got the only 3 acceptable girls in all of SEA
>KOOPA WILL LITERALLY GET TO HAVE DISCORD SEX WITH THE GIRLS AND BASICALLY, WE'RE STILL FAGGOTSUUUUUUUUOUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29935479I mean Mori's the only one that really curses much to begin with and even she seems to keep it relatively clean besides on stuff like unarchived karaoke where she doesn't give a fuck
>>29935321Think of it like Gen 1.5
>>29934826Can't wait to post Goslings during your streams
>>29935309>Nobody cares about singingIt's literally the reason Gura is a 1.5m subs vtuber and mogged the rest of her gen.
>>29935420No, more like Azki and Sora before the flu, they are focused on music but sometimes they play.
>>29935407I think the gap should be longer than normal no new holos until 2022
>>29935420>So can this V-singers thing be considered gen2?V-SINGERS are going to be ENs version of GAMERS; a non-numbered gen.
>>29934795HAHAHAHAHA Nice one have a (You).
>>29935097Today I remind you this character was voiced by a man who also did her songs https://youtu.be/iEFqWJnSUuE
>>29934751What the fuck is vSingers? Is the main focus for the next group singers?
>Cover now specifically looking someone who can sing because of Amekek
>>29934826Sing something and post here
>>29934943>>29934970>>29934985Suisei still consider herself as vtuber though, this refer specifically as vsingereven on INNK she streamed a lot because she was practically ghosted there, though there's no ruling out they'd be like her
>>29934826This it the point of no return.Godspeed femanon.
>>29935459I don't see it.
>>29935469We actually have since it sounds like Cover is going to take care of Mori's visa.
>>29935307Gura wants to focus on streaming over being a singer.
>>29934826Good luck femanon, I hope you the best
>>29935321Frankly I'd have preferred a Gen 2 before this.
>>29935459Why the fuck does every Ina dox just find a random asian woman and say it's her?
Why are you guys worried about trannies? They can't sing for shit and they're definitely not gonna be able to pull off a female voice.
>>29934831>>29934873>>29934879>>29934891>>29934897>>29934961>>29934963Towa literally sounds like my dad pretending to be gay, if Towa(male) can do it, then trans-anon could do it too.
>>29935429I don't get it either. It feels like they're going to let Gura's talent go to waste just to focus on the new blood. I knew Cover was incompetent but seriously...
Realistically, would an essentially Azki EN even come close to EN Gen 1 numbers?
UMMMM BROS?
>>29935485The true Gura is a mix of both personalities. So ya she's holding HER back a little bit.
>>29935463Whos AZKi?AZKing for a friend
>>29935145Audition ends in Jan 29, they won't debut until March-April. So there will be at least half a year between gen 1 and Vsingers.
The talent pool of trannies that have streaming experience, singing experience, done their japanese reps and can act like a female idol is insignificant. Plenty of actual women will apply
There goes my dream for HololiveRUS
>>29935496You'll literally never know and if you care then you're a faggot doxxfag that needs to leave.
>>29935362The decision would have been made earlier
>>29935485she isn't family friendly she displays too much gratuitous violence for that
I really hope one of those three really obscure but fucking phenomenal English utaites I follow will get in. My favorite did a 10+ hour endurance stream that was just singing 150 vocaloid songs until she passed out
>>29935501This ain't my first rodeo.
It's over for holoEN gen 1. The only passable singer is Gura and she's average at best, and I'm being generous. Music is the key to stardom, not sucking fat cock at playing video games like the current EN crew. I'll honestly be shocked if any of you are still fans of gen 1 when VSingers debuts, because they'll mog the fuck out of your current oshis.
>>29935495Anything to just not admit that Cover liked Mori and saw her worth as both a streamer and a musical artist, huh?
>>29935501I will legit become an anti and all my shitposts will become unironic if they let a tranny in.
>>29935507At least one of us will make it.
>>29935444Anon dreamed of a 6th HoloEN member, then we memed it into reality and the vocaroo femanon from this thread is going to become a indie tuber using the details of the meme.
Did Gura install ytcfilter?
>>29934826Good luck and thanks for the quality OC!
Alright place your bets, place your bets!Will Gura have her schedule out 2nd or last?
What is Gura doing and what is she supposed to be doing?
>>29935508>Mori's the only one that really curses much to begin withConfirmed for never watching the chicken
ignores e-celeb but reads every ame messageJust when I though I couldn't love Gura anymore
>>29935485>If an adult tries to be considerate and not curse in front of children they are a big fat phony
>>29935459Does this mean twitter already took action? I don't twitter as much so I don't know
I FOUND YOU, FAKER
WATSON BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HOW THE FUCK WILL SHE RECOVER?
>>29935544She's washed her hands of all that now. She ignored the Sykunno guy and they used to know each other.
>>29935456>There's almost no indies that can actually sing*Ahem*Did someone saaaaaaay NEPOTISM!?
>>29934826Good luck anon. Hope you get what it gets
>>29935544Replying to someone doesn't mean you want them to beg for a collab
>>29935485HERchads just can't stop winning
>>29935564>and she's average at bestKek, ogey
Ame BTFO
GURAMEBROS
>>29935544
>>29934826>'m nervous as fuck since I barely just got up my accounts to start streaming and was gonna announce debut stream on Thursday. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2DZ0x3kfWdW22DMPoATwAA/>Joined Nov 27, 2020Shit, you weren't kidding.You should still do those practice streams, but maybe use a heavy voice changer just so it can't be traced back to you.
>>29935540Who?
>>29934826better scrub everything
>>29935420If it ain't 5 its not a proper genthey should make the next one four tho
>>29935470Go back to sleep anon, it's safe there.
>>29935459Hidden already by the author
>>29935473He's probably referring to that one notice about overseas not being profitable, which was almost certainly to do with everything they'd invested in HoloCN and China in general having to be thrown out for nothing. There's no way the ENs aren't making them tons of cash, Gura alone is already one of the top three earners in the whole of Hololive.
>>29935522His voice was obvious though.
>>29935473>6 months of manager salaries leading up to debut (the major expense)>$10-20k per Live2D model>equipment costs (minimal, just the iphone iirc)Depending on how many managers they've gone through and how much they pay them it's possible they hadn't broken even by the end of October. But I think there's no way they won't have broken even by the time YT pays them for November.
>>29935564Here your (you)
Does Gura have ytcFilter?She seems to read the messages every time
>>29935485She just understands that if you swear all the time, it loses impact just like it has for Kiara. Meanwhile Mori's swearing is cute as fuck because she tries to censor herself and fails.
>>29935309Bitch, i dont particular like Gura's content but she is an amazing singer that i enjoy listening.
>>29935485>muh family friendlyImbecile, half her played games are gore filled horror games. She's smart enough to know the youtube algorithm might fuck her channel so she controls her swearing as much as possible.
>>29935564Cometfags being like this is why I'm glad Mori's avoided doing a collab with her.
>>29935554Anon consider the following:>They hire a singer that does EN/RUS covers of songs>she drops EN and RUS originals>RUS audience gets sucked into hololive
>>29935508genuine question but have you ever really watched kiara or ame? they curse quite often, especially kiara. the only other EN that's really clean is Ina but she slips sometimes too.
>>29935459I've done my report reps
>>29935560sounds cool, who was the utaite?
>>29935543i don't really see it doing too great since the west doesn't really have japan's idol culture. what's our closest analogue? american idol?
>>29935571oh nice, I hope she gets in, and if she does, i hope she sings Departure! for her debut song.
Why the fuck is cover doing EN 2nd gen so soon
>>29935564>suisei piclol
>>29934985if you actually did your holo history reps then you'd know that Suisei had to get rolled into the main Holo branch because INNK was barely equipped to handle AZKi let alone a second talent.
So cover had a staff meeting, looked at fucking Azki of all people and said "Yes, this is the type of character we should do again"?...What?
>>29934768yes, they're from the same company AND genmates for fuck sake. Honestly I don't know how could she think like that
>>29935586No there was someone calling the poster of the "dox" a retard, who's tweet was deleted. Likely for calling the retard a retard.
>>29935501All my years of scamming people in mmos finally has a use
>>29935540I don't give a fuck about the voice retard.
>>29935602Going strong brother
>>29935485She is more herself as Gura than she was as HER but the true person is gonna be a mix of both
>>29935501I doubt there's a tranny that's a good singer out there, and even if there is, they probably wouldn't bother with this shit. If a "tranny" does get in, it will probably be a woman that identifies as a man every other day but will at least have an amazing singing voice.
>>29935298there's alot i've never even seen mentioned here or anywhere else, does anyone watch all of them?
Oh shit, so is this why Mori's pet snake has been doing her English reps?
>>29935544lol Gura c'mon delete your old twitter already
>>29934852This guy knows what's going on.
>>29935579Lol I completely spaced her, my bad.
>>29935501if this is Vsingers they have to find people who are female who sing good, trannies tryhard female voices end up breaking whenever they sing so it's not worth having them on a singing branch
>>29934826DO IT AND BE THE PRIDE OF /HLGG/
>>29935429They know western song is more profitable than japanese one
I've never been more happy that our tiny shark doesn't do Spacha reading streams
>>29935568No I like Mori but I mean it in the fact that she released a popular EP in her first month
>>29935529Scroll down, a lot
>>29935485God forbid she shows restraint and discipline
>>29935589Will Gura stream SA2B now that Sega is based?
>>29934751Would this new gen be considered GEN2 or specialty gen like GAMERS?Hololive is tying to make a Pop band GEN
>>29935470HoloEN gen 2 or Hololive Singer
>>29935259>They're just wanting to find someone that can be in a Sora / AZKi / Suisei type role.I find their lack of confidence on Gura's singing skills disturbing, but not surprising knowing Cover.
>>29934957If they transfered Suisei they can transfer Mori but i guess its up to both parties. I could see Mori doing it tho
>>29935544call me a retard if you must but i don't get the joke
whos koopa?
>>29935569This. I already post here 12 hours a day. If they let a tranny in, I'm going full anti and I'll do it for free
>>29935362Vshoujo is a nothingburger, they actually thought taking popular streamers and giving them a group name would multiply their views. It didn't.
>>29935594Explain to me in 500 words why nepotism in regards to the hiring process and priority is bad when the individuals hired are still capable and talented enough to succeed on their own merits.
>>29935531>>29935542yagoo asked gura to be a pop star and she finally mustered up and told him no so they decided to find someone else to do it. that's why she's been so relaxed lately since the pressure is off.
>>29935459Fkin doxposters breaching containment with a fake dox.
>>29935589FAKER?I THINK YOURE THE FAKE ANON AROUND HERE!
>>29935544>Popular youtuber replies to popular youtuberHOLY SHIT BROS?????? Remember when she talked about regretting her past....yea
>>29935669Fuck off
HoloEN >application started Apr 23 >Application deadline May 24>Debut Sept 135 months gapVsing >application starts today Nov 30>Application ends Jan 29Debut maybe April next year?
>>29935540I wanna fuck your dad
>>29934826Wishing you luck.
>>29935663I mean, she tries.
>>29935485She's not family friendly, she's just avoiding swears.
>>29935544Disliked, Unsub, Membershrimp ended
>>29935641Oh well that sucks.
>>299355644/10too obvious
>>29935663She did one 2 days agi
>>29935507Hey, one of us will make it and that's pretty awesome.
>>29935639They looked at Gura being the biggest success in hololive history and being the best singer in hololive, and her 120k viewer regular utawakus, and said "yeah, more of this".
>>29935593>>29935596>>29935603>>29935651Wait they aren't actually the same person right?
>>29935685I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE
>>29935589FAKER? I THINK YOUR THE FAKE ONE AROUND HERE. YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO ME? HA! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FAKE.
>It was a wild night, last nightNARRATIVES??
Gura's wild night with Ina last night!
Considering deadbeats will defend anything yet also hate transgenders with a passion, how would they react if Mori came out as trans?
>>29935479Mori certainly holds back in language during collabs.
WILD NIGHT WITH GURA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29934826GOOD LUCK KOOPACHAN WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOUDON'T PULL A NYANNERS, DON'T FORGET YOUR ROOTS, BE AS /k/ AS POSSIBLE WHENEVER YOU CANWE LOVE YOU
>>29934909I mean they're all playing characters. As long as you can pull it off then the audience will never know.It's not impossible, just rare. They're also trying to pick a handful of people out of millions of applicants.
>>29935594that's a good thing
>>29935473No they closed down CN, and ID and Holostars aren't recouping any money. Plus they have to pay back loan interests and any investors. EN is literally carrying half the company above water at this point.
>>29935639More like Suisei and Sora.
>Gura and Ame give each other shit>Gura and Ina have started giving each other shitWith how great the trinity have been getting along and even more to a lesser extent, how awkward is tomorrow going to be with Gura and Kiara?
>>29935639No, they looked at the viewership numbers and realized that karaoke and original music blows everything else out of the water and went 'we should do more of this'.
>>29935485She's trying to change herself, anon. And for that I support her.
>>29935507https://vocaroo.com/1Ze1pkJgpaBQ
>>29934826Good luck femanon! Stream anyways, it'll only help. Like other anons say even if you don't get in this time, it'll show interest and growth the next time auditions are openAuditions don't close until late january, so no need to apply just now, start streaming and figuring out what your stream personality will be like, and it'll naturally help you know what you'd want your audition video to be like
Is this the fitting song for the near of last thread and this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc
Uhh, Gura? I thought you were the family friendly one
wtf did gura mean by this
>>29935649Has Mori interacted with her aside from appearing in her chat one time?
Well, this just shoes that Cover is completely set on destroying the careers of holos that are not always on the forefront and are instead now focused on becoming Nijisanji.All the announcements are happening only for holos that make front page news, if you're not popular - Cover gives absolutely no shits.Doesn’t matter if you're a new holo looking to establish your audience or an old one who helped establish the company name.This is a reminder that your oshi never stay popular forever. As soon as cover sees a slightly better opportunity, she's fucked.How does that make you feel, anons?
>>29935459Duty done. Had to go to the doxxer's account to see the tweet though.
>>29935639No, they looked at Gura's karaokes
>>29935501You wouldn't fuck this voice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40dJS_LC6S8
pointy penis bros...
...was that a dick joke?
>>29935691Maybe march since it's just sing branch and not actual gen
t-the castle rrat?
Castle RRAT
>>29934826have this happy fox as token of encouragement
Gura is smarter than Ame confirmed
>>29935671That's not what its about.If they're looking for an AZKi, it's for someone that will do almost no actual game streams / etc and dedicate full on to being a musician. If you want them to take Gura for that, that means pretty much the end of her streams.
Castle rrat!
>RRAT
Carrotdickbros blown the fuck out
>if your hot dog is shaped like that you need to see a doctorSHE is leaking so much this stream
>>29935731Liked her tweets recently
>>29935738Pointy penis fags btfo
M-M-MY HOTDOG??
>>29935501>>29935563Imagine the tranny seething if we get a trap/femboy character, they literally think you're holocausting them if you mention those words.
>>29934826I hope you don't make it in because you and your attention whoring simps are insufferable enough as is. If you make it into Hololive, the threads will be unbearable.
Wtf is happening with gura numbers?
>>29934826Ask Mori on how to become your own anti.
>>29935666AAAAHHHH NOOOO NOT A BAD WORD!!
>gura making fun of my carrot dickBros...
>>29934795WIPE EVERYTHING OFF THE INTERNET IF YOU MAKE IT. OTHERWISE YOU'RE MEGA FUCKED.
>>29935688She just wants to leave her past... yet her past keeps coming back to haunt her. Guard her well chumknights
RRATSSSSSSS
on another note, Mori is about a week and a half from joining the ranks of faces of modern HololiveI'm happy our boy is doing well and really wish she could collab with Coco
>>29935543Realistically speaking, a talented EN!Azki would likely just be a more extreme Mori. More overspecialised in music, attaining higher music video views but lower stream viewership.
>>29935616Gura's model did NOT cost $10kI refuse to believe that.
>>29935563oh boy
>>29935594She can't sing for shit, at least not a pro level which is what they are looking for.
>>29935544Was she being sarcastic here? There's no joke there. It's such a non-joke. What the fuck.
>>29935688You can't just say that without posting the clip
no new holos until 2022
>>29935573She has to have. Chat moves too quickly for her to catch Ame everytime.
>>29934826Just BEEEEEEEE yourself.
Castle rrat in the sky with Gura
>>29935649No, she's doing them because her entire viewership is EN speaking from the Mori boost.
>Castle rrat
>>29935737he has a beautiful voice ngl i'll accept a bishounen vtuber
>>29935683Now THIS is a narrative I’ll believe
>>29935753YOU should go leak a bullet into your brain
Castle rrat...
>>29935564Gura is worse than Mori and Kiara at singing, and Ame has the perk of being able to play the ukulele to make up for her average singing. Cringe post, rratchama.
>>29935693>>29935698Yes, but she's extremely bad at it.Probably because she is tiny and small
Why do people care so much about the trans thing? You talk about it so often and yet your oshi could be trans for all you know.
What does it mean if you don't dream much?
e celebs are all whores
>>29935723posts like these are so fucking corny. i don't care if she curses or not but you guys act like swearing is some big taboo which is odd considering where we are.
>>29934915I wonder if reddit dragon took a break to manage this VSinger thing. We know she was involved in starting scouting HololiveEN.
>>29935732what the fuck are you even on about
>>29935732That's just corporate culture in general anon. Be it comics, video games, whatever, the loyal workers always get dropped for the hot new thing
>>29935594She should join for Gen 2 and not the singers branch
>>29935639I assume they saw Mori and Gura btfo every JP in views with music and decided to capitalize on that shit before the Nijis make their new NijiENs
Aight, time for a pollhttp://poal.me/rk8ndjhttp://poal.me/rk8ndjhttp://poal.me/rk8ndj
>>29934826I will draw a lot of lewd fanart of you if you ever joined
>>29935683I can't believe Gura slapped YAGOO...
how long will it take for yagoo to realize that his dream to create an idol singer group will never come true?
I watched Ame's playthrough and this and I still don't understand the story
>>29935753>>29935739>>29935485She's beginning to remember who she was.
>>29935731Liked a few of her tweets and she's been in her chat more than once. I started watching the snek because of the remix contest and have seen her there occasionally. Not with any real frequency but she'll pop in every now and again.
>>29935507One sheep can save the whole flock.
>>29935680It's not, I just think it would be likely that Mori already gave her some kind of heads-up that it's her chance to audition since she's basically responsible Mori being in Hololive in the first place
>>29935247German anisong cover artistYesNo idea don't care
Found the first HoloEN Singers member
I want to make this cute shark dream again, anons...
What if the new singing holo is just Gura with cat ears
>>299355506 months between gens is even shorter than the time between Gen 4 and Gen 5. No way the gap isn't at least 8 months unless Cover wants to over-saturate HoloEN within a year.>>29935564Why must you people shitpost with my oshi? I hate you fucks so much.
>>29935599I'll be completely honest with you, anon. I want Gura to be a good singer, I really do. But she's just barely riding the line of mediocrity right now. You guys adore her because admittedly, many of you are new and haven't been exposed to real musicians. Maybe if Gura gets vocal training soon she can hang with the big girls. And I hope she does it quickly, because VSingers just might include actual professionals.
>>29935691HoloEN and Gen 5 got coofed into delay. If we're back in old
>>29935671That means you dont ever want to see Gura stream anything. Maybe a song oncenin 3 months.
Would you guys be fine with an actual trap character like Kira was?
>>29935806>trannies actually believe thisNo one has ever passed well enough for that.
>>29935799
Warped pekora images aren't funny.
>>29935807Based Ayame
>>29935766I'll do my best.
>>29935639Gura/Mori are mostly known for singing. They are also the top HoloEN girls. Not a shock that they are focusing on the singing angle.
>>29935807Ayame is based for once
>>29935806They're a not and they couldn't. Fuck trannies.
>>29935825You're retarded, and you're retarded.
>>29934826Good luck Koopa, I believe in you!
>>29935485she's G/PG/PG-13 and that's fine with me.
>>29935544I think this was the time he was somewhat funny, then he became a total asshole.
>>29935662And? Gura sings better in English
>>29935564stop fucking falseflagging with Suisei - she's the clearest product of hard work in Hololive and all you newfags that don't understand how she got to where she is are a disgrace.
>>29935806Except that we all know our oshi's roommates
>>29935737no
>>29935799anon..
>>29935691corona delayed EN and gen5
>>29935848ogey
>>29935773Friend...
>>29935639Gura's Karaoke or Mori's songs , but I don't think a Music only one would be as successful.Gura's karaokes are an event and Mori does some other things apart from music.
>>29935843No but hypothetically lets say they where, what does it change if it's all about the character, not the person?
>>29935825You're a depressed dude who signed up for some experimental dream therapy its not that hard to get from the context clues.
>>29935859
>>29935819Shitty poll, you're missing obvious options
>>29935825The ENTIRE game is the therapy. It never actually breaks down, and the entire "descent" into unknown territory is all planned, because the whole point is that you can only truly move on by accepting that you need to push forward, not through handwavy good feelings
>>29934826bonne chance, feign ignorance of us if you make it big.
>>29935715>I'm a pickle Morty! I'm Picklemee dayo!
>>29935671Gura has to dedicate time to gaymin and other streams, these girls will at least in theory make singing their primary thing with the occasional stream to get attention.
>>29935773I feel like Korone is gonna pass up Gura at this rate
>>29935841Traps are cool trannies are cringe
>>29934751NO.... NOT GURA'S ONLY TALENT...
>>29935848
>>29935806>trannies being this delusional
>>29935838This descent bait
>>29935848Then why do I laugh at them.
>>29935860azki...
>>29935540Your Dad is now my oshi
>>29935683This is some good narrative
>>29935832He isn't going away anytime soon is he?
>>29935773I do hope Mori gets some bug repellant though... just in case.
>>29935857What does ojou's butt cheek taste like?
>>29935564Still member'd to Mori Calliope.I'm too old to change my mind.
>>29935848if you wanted distorted pekos you should have just asked nicely
>>29935832I'm seething and I'm not ashamed. I want to kick this kick this guys teeth down into a curb.
>>29935807In these trying times, no matter how much we get at each other's throats, we can remember to unite against the fucking worst of e-celebs
>>29935808>cursingNo, I mean her image. It's a lot more than cursing. The person she was before was headed in a bad direction.
>>29935869Fuck off doxxbrap, they're not your oshi if you've looked up their dox
>>29935832>it's realFUCKING STOP
>>29935501A male's voice cannot possibly pull of a female singing voice, let alone be good enough to compete with actual females. We're talking biology here. Unless his balls got cut off before puberty, no tranny we able would make the cut.
>>29935826Shut the fuck up and go watch Nyanners
>>29935808gura isn't endemic of this shithole backwater forum you fucking faggot. gura is a shining beacon of cuteness and tongue-in-cheek sexual humor.
>>29935838Anon stop pretending you know what you're talking about.
>>29935710She’s not?
>>29935806no she's a biological female, she's been doxxed
>>29935860*sad AZki noises*
What if Gura throws up on stream, how kino would that be
>>29935806There's no change they will pass when singing.
>>29935691What was the gap between gens 3 and 4?
>>29935505>By turning hololive into weeb american idolIts not a bad ideaMainstream music and VA industry gatekeeps HARD.There are so many talents out there.
>>29935848ogeyrr.at
what does eceleb even mean nowadays
>>29935629Don't want to say. She has a boyfriend, used to stream with her real face showing, and (rarely) interacts with some Nijis. If she did get in I'd be happy, but this place would rip her apart.
>>29934826I'll go full schizo on you if you make it in.
>>29935806I don't really care but anything that draws social politics shit to Hololive isn't a good thing, all it takes is one more international debacle like with Taiwan to make the whole house of cards collapse.
It's time. Post your:>Age>Gender>Favorite Holo>Occupation>do you know pekora?
>>29935860I've no doubt that if I went archive dumpster diving I could find this exact same conversation in /hlgg/.
>>29935540Anon do you fuck your dad?
>>29935832he really can't a hint
>>29935860aztec...
>>29935918my semen
>>29935832I hope somebody kills this faggot in Minecraft
>>29935671They likely approached Gura behind the scenes with this and she made it clear she wants to stick with myth and her current role. Cover is incompetent but even they wouldn't overlook how popular and loved her singing is
>Go to sleep>Suddenly dreaming I am on my PC>Mori has posted an irl photo of her bedroom, it's extremely colourful and girly with dozens of pillows>Next Mori does a video of her bedroom, and you can see her back for a moment as she moves around>Next she just does a straight up irl stream sitting on her bed talking to chat, but wearing a pink wig and clown makeup claiming nothing is different than usual>The threads are breaking down in insanity>Next Kiara comes onto one of Moris stream wearing a cosplay of herself also with clown makeup>Mori suddenly uploads heaps of pre-recorded videos of her and Kiara irl doing things like singing with the clown makeup on>The JP girls start discussing that they might start doing this too, Mori is cool and they want to be like her>Anons start posting their suicide notes in the thread as the thread collectively dies>Wake upThe rrats are beginning to make their way into my dreams
>>29935838suisei protag, my sides anon, her singing gotten stale lately for me
>>29935675Don't worry, anon.I really don't get it too after reading this for a minute
>>29935773>really wish she could collab with CocoNo it should be Gura. She has the biggest buffer against CCP antis. Also Coco is a great senpai so she could actually give Gura some advice on how to deal with her popularity.
>>29935806this is your reminder that everyone knew the dollar store brand shark vtuber was a tranny the second he opened his mouth
>>29935791jesus christ dude, chill out
>>29935710>ifAnon...
>>29935848sure
>>29935928and boy does she know it
>>29935879>but hypothetically lets say they whereBut they're not. No tranny will ever be able to pull off a real female convincingly, ever.
>>29935848*muffled ogey*
>>29934826I've got nothing against you, but I still hope you don't get in. I wouldn't mind if someone from here got in, but you've made it too obvious honestly. There is a good chance someone from Cover looks at this place (God that poor soul can't be paid enough) And I doubt they'd want to hire someone who they know is from here and makes constant references to it. If you mention Koopa/try to name yourself that, if you get in you won't be able to use that name, if they accept your audition I have my doubts you'll be able to get along with the other EN's. I can see you entering a discord call with them, they're laughing and having fun, but as soon as you join the call they go silent. Only chance you really have is to wash your hands of this place completely. I do have a personally bias against someone from here getting in, since I hate how often people from here stuff references to this place outside of it.
>>29935773Is surpassing Hololive Official the standard for being in the big leagues?
>>29935959Ha! Nice try FBI!
>>29935953Internet celebrity. It's one of the few words /hlgg/ uses right.
>>29935931don't need to look it up, deadbraps both them all constantly
>>29935957This answer makes sense to me. I don't go on /vpol/ so I don't understand the absolute obsession with trannys and hate when it shits threads up.
>>29935838Should have put in a bit about how comet is the best of hololive anon, I like the effort though
>>29935643Then why the fuck are you in the sub, go replyguy Nick Fuentes you Zoomer dipshit
>>29935931Not him, but even if you legitimately never look up a dox, you really can't help but learn about all the forbidden knowledge if you stay in the threads long enough. And I've been in Holo threads since Gen 4 debuted.
>>29935720So what you're saying is that Suisei is gonna get original song now?
>>29935715Funniest shit I've ever seen.
>>29935832I'll have my cute detective riddle his body bullets
>>29935848i've kinda forgotten they were ever pekora
>>29934826I hope you make it. We will gosling for you.
>>29935732What the fuck are you talking about you schizo?Even with incredibly generous estimated, a debut would happen 3 months from now. Who's negatively being affected by it?
>>29935991kek
>>29935832For the love of god, can he just fuck off already?I hate western e-celebs SO MUCH.
>>29935959>23>Male>Gura>NEET>Yes
>>29935806Anon the voices these girls have and their personalities are ACTUAL female, theres no way in hell a mentally ill person trying to be female could have what these girls do. HoloEN made me realize how much I am tired of trannies using the female gender option having a nice personality and then me realizing they'll never be as good as the real thing
>>29935806Kill yourself freak
Inb4 Haachama auditions herself for VSingers. >Her audition tape is her cover of Despacito>She gets in
>>29935671I know people get mad when they call Gura "lazy" but its true. Theres some really hungry bitches with a golden voice out there who practice day and night but never had a spotlight on them. Hell, they might even prefer to get the solo signing Azki deal than be part of a gamers group.
>a tear in the space time continuum
>that tearumm bros..?!
>>29935974oggey schizo
>>2993595924MtF trans girlMoriIndustrial EnginnerOgey
>>29935832He's really not gonna stop until he gets the attention he paid a hundred dollars for is he?
>>29935949July 17 to December 275.5 months.
So when does the doomposting end? A few weeks after debut if we're lucky?
>>29935896anon, do your math reps...
>>29935832I only met that fucker in this thread and I already hate him wtf.
>>29935959nice try FBI
>>29935974Something inside of your brain broke last night.
>>29934826Good luck I believe in you!!!!
Koopa, even if doxxbraps here doxx you all to utter high hell if you get in, just know it's out of love in some very weird way. Good luck
>VsingersThis is what we get after so many Calli's trash karaokes then
>>29935918imagine her giggles as you motorboat her buns
aaaaa please save me, castle rrat in the sky
>>29935959>23>male>gura>N/A>yeah
>>29935896How? Gura is gaining double of subs per week and is a towa away from Doggo.
>>29935848Ame thinks they're funny.
>>29935630>i hope she sings Departure! for her debut song.Jesas, that would be too kino.Hololive continues to make me glad I'm alive...
>>29935832Time to light em up /k/fp
>>29935992She can’t even sing well enough.
>>29934826Ganbatte, Koopa! I'll be rooting for you.
carrot dick bros...
>>29935945Is this the Vtuber who streamed Superliminal and puked on her bed?
>>29935145>auditions close at the end of January >months of scouting and background checks>by the time this is done it'll be at least March or April>6 months past EN Gen1 DebutWhat was the gap between JP Gen 3 and 4? How about 4 and 5?
>>29935994More or less yeah
>>29935959Do you want my IP Address and MAC Address too?
>>29935671>>29935973Gura could also just pull a Fubuki and be in two gens at once.
>>29935886That was the plot, I mean
>>29935974admit it anon, you watched Ame's clown makeup leaks
if a tranny can actually pull off a convincing female voice while also not having their shit doxxed then id be fine with them
I love the Glenn Pierce soundcloud rapper joke
>>29935860Astrakhan...
>>29935775ThisI see a shit ton of indis which much better models, and they didn't spent that much
>>29935954ah okay, i watch a lot utiates so i was just curious
>>29936038Never understood stating that you're trans, surely if you're actually transgendered and not just a transtrender then you'd just say girl because that's what you want to be right?
>>2993595925transMoriNEETrrat
>>29934826lol good luck
>>29935616You're just pulling numbers out of your ass. No Live2D costs more than a used car. There are indies with decent rigs and paid less than 5k.
>>29934755NOT IF I FUCK THE TRAPS FIRST
>>29935959>27>M>Gura>NEET>NO
Blessing this thread!https://twitter.com/i/status/1333255371188817921
>>29936038????????
>>29934826I hope you're okay with taking on a good chunk of Ame's GoslingsGodspeed, anon
>>29935806dilate tranny nigger
>>29936044If there's an obvious tranny we'll probably be thrown in >>/trash/
>>2993595970464N/AInaWatcher of the AbyssPersonally
>>29935959Do you want my social security number too? How about the three digits on the back of my debit card? Fuck off.
>>29935843>>29935858>>29935869>>29935901>>29935942>>29935947>>29935979>>29936025>>/pol/
>>2993595932MaleInaChef and paintorOgey.
>>29936055Last nights was (mostly) kino
>>299359590FemaleLunaPrincessYes nanora~
>>29936000Trannies/sjws literally ruined gaming
>>29935931That only applies if you share the doxx
>>29936065I know! that will establish her dominance!
>>2993595922MaleGuraLiterally a fucking farmerNO!
>soundcloudThat reminds me, nothing came out of that 45 days post by Gura's roommate right?
>>29934755>>29934756>>29934812>>29934819>>29934831>>29934852>>29934867>>29934872>>29934879>>29934881>>29934886>>29934897>>29934903>>29934912>>29934917>>29934920>>29934921>>29934924>>29934955>>29934963>>29934965>>29934967>>29934968>>29934974>>29934980>>29935009>>29935041>>29935105>>29935111>>29935125>>29935136>>29935147>>29935153>>29935163>>29935178>>29935309>>29935350>>29935389>>29935402>>29935417>>29935482>>29935553>>29935647Why is /hlgg/ so obsessed with some people just for existing? Stop shitposting and move on with your lives.
>>29936048Who is he? He lurks here?
>>2993595929MaleEN: Ame, JP: HaachamaResearch Engineertoo much information
>>29935959>22>Male>Korone>Computer hardware engineer>Who?
>>29936005>subgo back and choke on a tranny cock on your way
>>2993595964biological MALEGAWR GURALUMBERJACKYES I DO
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1333255371188817921
GURAME BROS WE WON
>>29935459>Poor Ina, its not even her.anon your doxx reps...
>>29935683Its only been 3 days since she said she wanted to be 3D, wear the Idol clothes, dance on stage and have her own original song, try again.
>>29935616>Source? Trust me bro
>>29935252I wouldn't mind that. Fuck trannies with a rusty pitchfork, though.
>>29936128t.ranny
>>29934817>Now that HololiveEN Gen 2 is actually on the horizon, what's the next step of /hlgg/'s master plan?weed out the political fags and saboteurs
>>29936128all me
>>29935994pretty much>>29935978Goorah would probably like collabing with FBK moreCoco and Mori have relatively similar style of content (lots of zatsus, relatively atypical kusoge tastes and, as of recent, really fucking funny karaoke)
>>29935721First month collabs awkward most likely Especially if kiara is dumb enough to bring up numbers around gura
>>29936128>>29936110Fuck off
>>29936101I kneel..
deadbeats please tell me that Mori has never mentioned that she liked that Carson cuck, not trying to start shit I'm just curious
>>29936053based skelly bro
>>29936085This. Which will 200% never happen. They basically have an impossible time even learning to fake an attractive female speaking voice, they will never, ever be able to sing like one.
>>29936110Bashing delusional trannies is nonpolitical and normal.
>>2993595918FCalliStudentrrat
>>29935806Embrace dillation
>>29934903I knew what it was going to be but I was still disgusted
>>29936128ogey trranny
>>29936117You have an actual learning disability
>>29936128>I'm gonna mass reply, that'll show 'em!fuck (You)
>>2993595926MaleHaachamaWatching holosPeko?
>>29936009Probably up to her doing the legwork like Mori and chicken did, but Cover'd be even more retarded then normal to not put her in contact with the right people at least.
>>29935832Literally who? Are you doing your singing reps /hlgg/?
>>29935671Maybe its like a GAMERS thing where Gura can be Myth and Singers branch at the same time. I can feel Gura genuinely feels happy singing. She practiced singing while dancing so she atleast serious about it. She herself said that a recording is on the works but she cant say more than that.
>>29935959>18>male>Rushia or Gura>Artist>Ogey
>>29936136Gurame bros we’re in
>>29936101Based and thanks
Gura's ability to focus on the wrong things is astounding.
>>29936148based me
>>29936058twappi...
what if they had an audition for hololive(rrats)
>>29936136Gura's gonna chum guzzle when she sees this...
>>29936102She IS one of Ame's Goslings.
>>29936093They'll never answer you truthfully but yes. It's all a fad these fetishists have. If they were actually trans they'd say whatever gender they wanted to be.
>>29935621You realize you're basically saying exactly what that guy is confirming right? basically Gura wants YT on her side so she can make money off of stupid parents that let their kids watch "family friendly" content.Most if not almost all of the other girls/guys except for the ones that are irl just naturally sheltered i.e. Kanata don't try to hold back. Coco is(was) the most Superchated VTuber inspite being the opposite of family friendly.Gura's pre Hololive life is a part of who she is that doesn't just disappear over night or even a couple months, hell Gura has let a few swears slip currently as Gura she is clearly trying to be fake and family friendly.
>>29936155She's legitimately said that Cr1tikal is the only traditional youtuber she watches at all.
>>29936055Tentacultists really are like this, huh? No surprise there.
Imagine this thread if a tranny actually got in. I'll take deadbraps over them.
>>29935959>26>M>Ina>customer service at a hardware store>Does the pope shit in the woods?, of course I do.
>>29936110>>/reddit/
>>29936155No.He's just another leech
>>29936133>Replying to baitHoly fuck FAS is a hell of a disorder
>>29936136I can't believe Ame just uploaded her NTR fantasy
>>29935639Pretty sure it's just HoloEN gen 2. They just want to put an emphasis on singing.
>>29936110expire
>>29936101bros.. why does my heart feel funny?
>>29936142that's something a lot of holos do though. being a dedicated pop star is far different.
>>29936128You better check your rights bro
>>2993595914/f/calli
>>29934826Well since you are here on a daily basis then I assume you know what to do if you get in. Yes, you wipe yourself clean.
>>29935683Meanwhile Kiara is screeching incoherently in the corner.
>>29935952>There are more rrats than ogey
>>29936081I didI don't even really have dreams with the Holos, this one was just whack. Fucking clown ass Ame brought it about
>>29936175my walls are too thin for me to trainill never be able to hone my shota voice......
Why dose Gura keep asking chat when most of them haven't played the game?
>>29936110not political just don't like fudge packers pretending to be girls simple as
>Inb4 they just rehire Yogiri
>>29936026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2DhYw_iEeU
>>2993595923MaleAmeNEET with seasonal contractsrrat
>>29936166Kill yourself
Get fucked Dark Deception
Kneel
>>29935059Azkaban...
>>29934817Get a mole on the inside to kill RRATS!
>>29936155is he tied to /v/ or /a/? if not, she probably never heard of him
>>29936141Koreans all look the same so as far as I'm concerned she looks like every korean woman
I'm conflicted on the whole Holosingers thing. On the one hand, I really do love the karaoke streams but on the other hand I was really looking forward to a traditional En Gen 2
>>29936136Did she just...shit on the eceleb?
>>29935523>Is the main focus for the next group singers?yes hololives KDA
wew meido just flushed the toilet
>>29934795BASED MEIDOS BTFOING THE TRANNY
>>29936110No I hate /pol/ too, they're just as bad as trannies are.
>>29936128thanks for all the (You) retard
>>29936128who's the obsessed one?
>>29936128You will never pass
>>29936193whyhe fucking sucks
>Meidos dealing with /pol/tardsSo fucking based
>>29936128I don't care about them existing, I do care about them being a magnet for shitty drama and politics, just once, let me have something without shitty politics, it's enough with the fuckery of China.
>>29936221>>29936221>>29936221>>29936221
>>29935959>Data scraper got BTFO'dBased meido?
>>29936136Lovers...
>>29934756I want to believe that this is just to save face and Enma in japan will filter the shit out of any tranny that might appear
>>29936136>It's about carson
Gura.... You literally said the solution yourself....
>>29936038as expected of deadbraps
>>29936000It's a reaction to trannies doing the exact same thing in reverse in every other place on the internet and even beyond that
>>29935959>28>Male>Ina>Assistant Curator at a museum>NO
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1333255371188817921Ame?
will the holosingers EN have a cunny member?
>>29936232I hope they'll be friends with Sora
>>29935832SO THIS IS WHO VERGIL UNITY POSTERS WERE TRAINING US TO DEAL WITH
>>29936136>>29936233I don't think so but that's what I'm going to choose to believe.
>>29936192Do you remember when Coco got literally banned from streaming?
>>29935832Even normalfags think this guy is cringe, he needs to fuck off
>>29936232it will happen later, I'm glad they're not rushing another proper gen out immediately
J*st w**e *p, QRD of the past couple of hours?what the fuck are vsingers
>>29936233That's from her membership stream earlier.
>>29936193Based but only because his old stuff was good
Yall are alright
>>29934756this is for girls that "identify" with one of those made up genders
>>29935992>I can see you entering a discord call with them, they're laughing and having fun, but as soon as you join the call they go silent.What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you doomposting instead of encouraging someone trying to do something worthwhile? Why do you feel the need to project your insecurities onto someone else?
>>29935959>22>M>Now that Artia is post-Holo, it's Ame>no>NO
Does having a failed hololive application look bad if you apply again in the future?
>they changed this part of the game to make it more obvious
>>29936128I hope you come to the realization soon and join the statistic.
>>29935391Don't forget auditions also closed for these two preset designs at least around April and we haven't heard shit about them either
>>29936128I hate faggots not because of my political slant but because I have bad experiences towards them. Fuck off
>>29936128I'm not shitposting though
So, can we make a lore fanfic and hire the superliminal guy(Max Howarth) to read it?
a bit late, but still counts?
Honestly, I'm just a little disappointed that they're structuring an entire gen around singing. The occasional Karaoke is fun, but those are almost always demonetized, so that's not the kind of content they'll be producing the most of.They'll be grinding behind the scenes to push out music videos and EPs, which means less time spent streaming.There are lots of good song artists for me to listen to, but that's not what I want out of a Hololive gen. I just want to spend time listening to an anime girl with a cute voice.
>>29936250Hai domo
i want the last sound i hear before i die to be gura's voice
>>29936287Kakage...
>>29936128>>29936110Everyone hates you. Kill yourselves
Gura will never figure this one out
>>29936270AZKiEN
>>29936192I wonder why the YouTube bot doesn't hit you for playing violent games with swearing. It's such a weird system.
>>29934751>its not holostars ENMy reps... everything I've been working on... wasted... I'm never going to make it...
>>29936194anyone that spews hatred while using a picture of our priestess is a false tako, pay no heed to their heresy
>>29936285Nene applied 4 times
>>29936264
>>29936276I feel like only numberfags would really care. The more the merrier
>>29936222I love her so much
>>29936264We need him more than ever
So how long until the next gen actually makes their debuts, realistically? And will they ever be able to top the first gen?
>>29936264Normalfags like his can't hope to defeat cunnychads
>>29936270Cover wants to make an english AZki basically
>>29935391>HoloID closed their auditions for Gen 2 back in July of this yearWait this year that can't right
>>29935001Only when the official Gen2 or Gamers gen auditions starts
>>29936294Que all the "hololive EN isn't idols!!!!!" shit. Fuck I bet they might have done this specifically to underline and highlight yes that's what Yagoo still wants ultimately, everything else has just been convenient distractions to him.
oh no.... this part
>>29935860azkaban....
>>2993595918FCocoSex workerMuffin man
>heres your HoloEN fanbase bro
>>2993595956MaleGuraNEETNo!
>>29935621You realize all big "family friendly" channel that focus on video games do horror games too? they dont even bother to censor graphic stuff and still get droves of kids to watch them.
>>29935832THIS FUCKING GUY
>>29936327April at the very earliest, likely later.
>>29936245They come out of the woodwork like cockroaches. Why are they so mad all the time?
>>29936264Didnt this guy got cucked with 10 different guys?
She will be stuck here forever...
>>29935992>>29936068>>29935757>>29935438See you already have anti schizos, you'll make it. >>29934826
i love hololive!
>>29936310There's no market for EN males, there's not even a market for JP ones
>>29936328didn't close them, but that's when they openedhttps://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1278973174734962691?lang=en
How do you not notice audio queues?
IT'S FUCKING OVER ENBROS. COVER DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KEEPING HOLOLIVE PURE ANYMORE AND WANT TO APPEAL TO THE WEST MORE BY BEING AS PROGRESSIVE AS POSSIBLE. IN 6 MONTHS WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TRANNIE HOLOEN AND ALL OF OUR OSHI'S ARE GOING TO BE THROWN INTO COVER REEDUCATION CAMPS TO ENSURE THAT THEY MAKE THEIR CONTENT APPEAL TO THE NORMALFAG CABAL AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE. UNITYCHADS AND SCHIZO'S MUST WORK TOGETHER TO COME UP WITH THE MOST POWERFUL CAREER ENDING NARRATIVES POSSIBLE FOR ALL OF OUR OSHI'S IN ORDER TO SAVE THEM AND MAKE THEM ALL GRADUATE.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, GURA
>>29935299>thirdFourth, and that's me being generous. Gura is the best singer, Mori put together an entire EP for her debut and continues to work on new music in her spare time, Amelia's singing is god-awful but has SOUL and she's even been improving.
>>29936350You guys are not that bad after all
>>29936265I fully support this>>29936273She timetravells. She must have saw what would happen with Gura so she when back in time solely to make this for him.
>"You are tearing me apart">chat starts quoting The Roomnice
>>29936341This part wasn't hard for everyone else I watched.
>>29936285it would probably just be neutral if a very very minor boost so long as your first application isn't trash
>>299363276-8Months, I expect it to be a completely different thing.
>>29936350The real one is the chumbud calling him the faggot he is
>>29936128It wouldn't be a problem if they didn't bring nothing but drama in their wake
>>29936192>basically Gura wants YT on her side so she can make money off of stupid parents that let their kids watch "family friendly" content.No, she wants Youtube not to fuck over her channel. Either way, acting with a modicum of restraint isn't fakeness.
>>29935670Wait what really?
Can't we just talk about the cute shark playing the trippy game already?
>>29936206Gura is a bottled lightning, I don't thimnk Cover is tard enought to think they'll recreate it so easily. They'd have an easier time convincing her overtime.
>>29936232there's a question on the forms that asks about game commentary experience, not much but it's still something i guess. i'm betting on it being like hololive gamers where the name doesn't mean shit at all
Ame posted the gura song on twitter
>>29936352When you put it that way it actually sounds kind of harmful. Good thing I don't care.
>>29935832>THAT WHORE...DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHO I AM?? I EVEN THREW NICKLES AT HER FEET AND SHE DARES IGNORE ME...HOLOLIVE WILL PAY FOR THIS...
>>29936313I love Super Nenechi. I'm glad she didn't give up.
>>29935411nico nico douga? this actually makes a lot of sense. the birthplace of japanese memes.
>>29936327Middle of next year would be a decent timeframe, in terms of sub growth I'd pin it around Kiara-level. Fast for Holo JP standards but not going to top EN unless they find even more diamonds in the rough.
>>29934826Are you a virgin?
>>29936155The only e-celeb she's ever mentioned is her oshi, and he's been surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Didn't even show up to her karaoke where she sang 2019 guy despite people telling him to tune in while he was streaming, just said he knew she was killing it. I don't fucking watch him, but someone linked a clip here.
>>29936371FUUUUUUUUUUUCKB-But I thought Japan was based against western politics...
>>29936026>Coco is on break>She is actually practicing singing english songs>She is also planning to join EN Vsingers together with Haachama to be an offical HoloEN
>>29936233That's super fucking funny but no, she just did this earlier in the member stream. She followed it up with "they played portal without me" or something along those lines
>>29936350Now I remember why I'm still here...
>>29936360Tourists with less than 2 brain cells. Most of the time this thread is safe but it's just awful when they do.
>>29935001No, but Gen 2 hopefully.
>>29936350Average Chumsharts
>>29936397Bit gay innit
Reminder that Hololive functions on physiognomy, so even if you applied for Hololive and met all the checkmarks, your ugly bastard ass won't make the cut.
>>29935193>>29934828>>29935724https://vocaroo.com/1mGuaA61epd9https://vocaroo.com/1eX8BlItuSE0https://vocaroo.com/1g6ZG6AytUNGhttps://vocaroo.com/1LAsPeUnZ99dShe probably won't make it in.
>>29936350comes with the territory of fame. i mean which demographic does hlgg even expect? third world housewives?
>>29936384
>>29936110>>>R*dditGo back faggot
I genuinely don't understand this puzzle
>>29935050/hlg/ is reacting the same exact way
>>29936294Realistically this group would be 2 people at most. If they want them to be successful they can’t have five of them cannibalizing each other.
>>29936097This is one of the things you can literally just look up. Going rates are around $10k USD for high quality Live2Ds from the caliber of artists that Cover uses.
>>29936264Change is coming, Anon. Whether you want it to or not. Channel your MOTIVATION and gather more POWER. A storm is approaching.
>>29936397We are winning /u/schizos
>>29936313imagine all the dox she would have posted if she got in earlier
>>29936232We have a pretty cozy setup as is, I'd rather they take their time
>>29936362Yes
Gura is super dumb
>>29936374>Amelia's singing is god-awful but has SOUL and she's even been improving.listen anon I love amelia but you're just letting your appreciation of the person conflate your objectivity when it comes to singing
>>29936294If that's the case doesn't that mean HoloSingers is just gonna be cucked to the songs they have permission to? They can be using HoloSingers to get permissions for EN songs, but if anything I just want a ProgRock enthusiast or something like that onegai female indie singer that is like that...
>>29936397Based, she's probably going to get a few new members out of this.
>>29936350>hole >hole>rabbit hole>enter the hole>fall into the holeWhy are they like this?
>>29936327Seems like March at the earliest, most likely April at the current rate.But unfortunately no, I don't see it but then again I had the same thoughts about HoloEN when I heard of their announcement.
>>29934826good luck! dont forget about us!
>>29934826Look at those replies.This thread is being invaded by femanos and you guys are just giving more attention
>>29936327Spring/Summer 2021
>>29936435look the wrong way first
>>29936415This is my favourite rrat
>>29936292Naaa not yet, looking for talent isn't a yab. We have to see who the talent is before seeing if it's a yab.
i dont get the puzzle anons, how do you solve it?
NIGGERMAN TASUKETE
>>29936350fuck i'd take the schizoid doxxbeats SEAnigger rrats in this thread over this bullshit any day.
Wasn't AZKi a huge flop? Why do they think an EN version would be any better?
>>29935059ASCII...
>>29936368Even still... I wanted to dreamGod fucking damnit
>>29936427Anon, physiognomy applies to everywhere in real life, not just Hololive...
>>29936365RENT. FREE.
>>29936435See the arrow pointing to the exit? Look the other way and THEN head there
>>29935896Anon, that's not how rates work.
>>29934826GO PIG MEN, FALL IN LOVE
>>29936435The first direction you look at will be a dead end.
>>29936454They watched the movie Holes
>>29936410Asking the real questions
What are you supposed to do? I don't get it
>>29936454le funny hole mmemem eehehehee
For brainlets that don't get the puzzle, first hallway you look at will be blocked. Need to look in the opposite direction of where the arrow points to
I just hope the vsinger will be a loli
Damn, sorry for the edit meido, but I'll at least be happy you're deleting that e-celeb faggot
>>29936350I fucking hate that rabbit hole meme - peak ironic fan bullshit
>>29936454There's literally nothing funny about parroting this phrase ad infinitum. I don't understand them at all.
>>29936431Can you go anywhere without shitting up a hobby with your toxic bullshit? I don't ever care about this topic I just want to talk about my hobbies without you brainlets coming in.
>>29936469just look the opposite of the sign and then go to the deguchi
>>29936435The first direction you look is always wrong. So you have to look the way other than the exit every time.I wonder if this is the sort of puzzle that some people literally will never recognize the pattern to because it fucks with some object permanence part of their brain.
>>29936469You have to follow the signs but the wall appears where you first look so you have to look the other way
>>29936436>EOPs pretending to do their reps>knowing anythingThe reason /hlg/ is a narrative-infested hellhole is because none of them understand a word any of the girls are saying. The only difference between /hlg/ and /hlgg/ is a g.
What are the chances we'll get some one hit wonder wash out apply to Holosingers? lol
>>29936469I think if its pointing left and you walk backwards towards the left, you can go through
>>29936368Niji says otherwise, but >niji
NOW THERE'S A PRETTY NARRATIVE
Why are canadians so fucking annoying?
>>29936464>>29936482>>29936487Shit I wouldn't have even noticed that
>>29936438>caliber of artists cover usesyou got me there. Gacha artists won't let themselves be shimakaze'd ever again.
>>29936429Would be funny
>>29936350jesus christ how are normalfags even worse than the schizos
>>29936435The dead end is always in the first direction you look. Look away from the exit sign's direction and then the exit will appear on the other side.
thank you mods
She got it!
>>29936395I doubt they think they'll instantly make another Gura but both her and Mori have been very successful this gen. Music is popular so they're recruiting another musician. I'm not saying they won't continue to work with her on that front but they're definitely expanding based on previous success. It's like how a record label operates.
>>29936435The first direction you look at is always the one with the dead end. you need to look in the opposite direction of the exit sign first, and then turn around
gura's right, that puzzle sucks
Why do people think being real is just cussing all around?
>>29934817>Now that HololiveEN Gen 2 is actually on the horizon, what's the next step of /hlgg/'s master plan?Find good artists for character designs
>>29936368what is kuzuha
>>29936511Because those act as streamers using L2D
>>29936310anon you'd be better off becoming a twitch streamer for now so that you can practice, eventually we will get a holostars EN. You could become the next ame
>>29936454they desperately need a few holes in their head
>>29936512EXQUISITE
>>29936499>There's literally nothing funny about parroting this phrase ad infinitum.You're gonna say that here, the thread that all but made it its mission to run every joke into the ground by repeating it ad nauseum?
>>29936415>Haachama leaves EN Minecraft server>Declares that she'll be back when she's an OFFICIAL EN Holo>A few weeks later, Holosing EN auditions are heldHave all the recent Haachama EN karaoke streams been leading up to this?
>people are replying to the comet falseflagger againtoday I will remind them
>>29936428Thank you kind anon.
>>29936412That's what happens when you don't gatekeep on the right areas.
>>29936310>>29936478It's time to start your indie Vtuber career anon!
>>29936513they're just nice!
>>29936461what did you expect from /hlgg/ retard
>>29936425>>29936442Do Guramefags not listen to the end of the song?
>>29936428Why would cover hire someone who sounds 45? There's a bit of a trend contrary to this in the talent they curate in case anyone hasn't noticed.
>>29936537They’re underage
>>29936501>>29936243
>>29936493>This artist
>>29936513I unironically read about someone saying "Don't feel bad Gura, I used a walkthrough for that part".People are becoming fucking pussies, even in videogames holy shit.
>>29936533seemed pretty cool to me
>>29936537Thats the kind of public HERfags are, if you arent making dick jokes you hate your job
>>29936552I want to cum in her gloves and watch her "dance" with them on
>>29936513>She gave up and read the chattbf that puzzle was shit.
>>29936078That's the best idea. Get 2 more, put Gura as the leader and have them be a trio.
29936505No
>>29936513we're just massive faggots in general.
>>29936513>Canadian >backseat faggot>Holo pfp day of the rake when?
>>29936537For the same reason people think "real" fiction is dark and depressing.
If they're labeling it as VSingers then it probably isn't traditional Hololive or HoloEN Gen 2. Might just be an English version of whatever Azki is doing.
>>29936391Yeah go back to the last thread and it somewhere near the end of the thread >>29932568
>>29936549Sure, but at least our shit starts out as jokes. This whole thing is outright not a joke and doesn't bear repeating for any reason.
>>29935928DIdn't really watched HER but wasn't the alcoholic think just meme shitpost? I'd actually be concerned if it's real considering I had a bad past with alcoholism too
You know what?I hope it's Chima-tier. Cam they do it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI5tOajbknM
>>29936572How do you ironically read something?
>>29936415Coco Kaine is finding a way back
>>29936476Mori has been a smash hit. Now imagine the views and audience if they got someone singing pop/rock/etc. and not shitty rap.
>>29936418It's a bitch, ain't it?
>>29934840Anon, if you know any girls who can do more than just sing encourage them to audition.You probably know more entertaining singers than anyone here
Are you eligible /hlgg/?
>>29936599Just like you ironically rape someone
Is it just me or does everytime Gura does a HER reference she glances at chat?
>>29936599like this
>>29936579I once came in my lab partners rubber gloves and watched her put them on. I was running a bit low on material though.
>>29936563Anon, they're /u/cucks for a reason.
Wait, there's a Kiara stream today?
>>29936513Honestly I'll just take whatever so that C*rson sc gets buried even more.
>>29936461Fuck off this is our chance to get our very own cover insider oshi
Did Gura just brute force that puzzle?
It's the rona
COVID....
>>29936294Stop thinking of it like a hololive generation.Think more in lines of a studio hiring a singer. You don't have fucking Bono going around and streaming, obviously.
u gonna watch nakadashi kiara
Coof time!
Gura is literally dying
>>29936607No as I am male and I know they're gonna filter out all none females
preggers bros??
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1333255371188817921?s=20
>>29936513>>299365860 days since 4chan has seethed about leafs
BROS.... GURA IS FEELING SICK...POSSIBLE FEVER..
>Don't worry HOLOLIVE'S GAWR GURA, he knows Projekt Melody. Let him through.
coronavirus...
>>29936394Sorry your discussion of the stream got derailed by crying about e-celebs and talking about Vsings, chumbud I hate when that shit happens to me too
>>29936616In a few minutes
>>29934826ngmi but good luck I guess. I don't really get why people here like your vocaroos so much.
>>29936607Americans were a mistake....
>>29936572I literally can't stop walkthroughfagging in games and I basically stopped playing anything because of it
>>29936607No. I'm too manly.
>I'm inside your oshi right now
>>29936572What's wrong with that comment though?
reminder: gura erased and re-recorded her hololive audition video five times because she wanted to make sure she was really showing them herself just how she wanted to be.
Anything to get out of a collab with Kiara, huh, Gura?
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1333255371188817921GURAME BROS... Pretty cute actually
>>29936632>A
not like this
>>29936626After Gura, yes!
>Gura has a feverCOROOOOOONAAAAA
Frankly I wouldn't mind a trap Holo like Kira or Kaoru (dear lord I miss them), but we all know current Western culture won't accept anything less than full trannies, with all the political baggage that would entail.
Reminder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzwxmasRdshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1Y
>>29936537If you're not being a complete fucking asshole with no filter you aren't "real." If you don't think life is just pain and suffering constantly, you aren't "real." If you aren't an insufferable human being that nobody wants to be around, you're fake as fuck. Me? Everybody hates me, that's how you know I live in the REAL world with all the REAL people.
>>29936632>American hand doesn't have a gun0/10
>>29936635Based Vergilposter redirecting the faggot to the whore
>>29936599Not him, but I ironically read Marx, I hate that guy.
>neck hurts, headache, fever, sore throatIt's meningitis.t. webmd
>>29936549Try to get some rest, preganon.
>Your VSinger character concept
>>29936428>that Skull Face speechThat's the good shit
I'm gonna fucking nuke the chinks
VICTORY
>>29936607No, I don't pretend to be a woman nor can I.
https://twitter.com/HololiveMemes/status/1333252308344442883Auditions is gonna be a shitshow
>>29936564Why would they hire someone like Coco who can't sing for shit
>>29936556It hurts so much that I'll have to suffer in a sea of other latefags trying to wrangle a few hundred views for at least a year before Cover would even qualify it as experience. The only thing I can think to do is shill out for an above average model and actually pay for advertising. How else would a male Vtuber indie make a dent in the market?
>>29936545>>29936556I've tried but I have no idea what I should stream game wise, and since I have no people interested from the get go I have no clue what to doI guess I should try harder and just go for it
>>29936635He's trying to redirect his autistic ass to melody
>>29936564She has a good voice though and who cares about age
>Seething when leaf send akasupa to your oshilmao, stop being poor
>>29936632STFU you syrup guzzling faggot
>>29936635Imagine Haachama with a third of the brain cells. That's your average twitter fag.
>>29936658
>>29936635>Vergil posters redirect the garbage to the camgirls groupDangerously based
i'm not a concernfag but i think gura should call it here and get some rest.
>>29936659Are there holostars like that?
>>29936635Based, I kneel to him.
>>29936607I'd like to see them take auditions for actually male singers.
>>29936537Some are shitposts but when someone slips a word you can assume it's part of their regular vocabulary. Not swearing doesn't make you "fake" though.>>29936595It was just a joke that people took too seriously.
Has any Hololive girl figured out how to make objects bigger besides dropping them from the ceiling?
>>29936310Keep working
>>29935202i've been listening to this on repeat for the last 30 minutes. I swear hlgg has some of the best OC
>>29936635Based
>>29936635You misread the post, it looks like he's telling the bastard to go to away to the honeypot group
REMINDER: Barely anyone actually dies from Covid. She will be fine.
GURA NO DON'T DO IT
is the thread decent yet or are retards still screeching about the mere potential of a trans person getting into singers
>>29936635based vergilposter, if that's the same guy from this thread
>>29936642>Implying that EU's PC culture isnt worse
>>29936642Based.t. burger
>>29936616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1YMinecraft time
>>29936682Why the fuck are you linking this?
>>29936675
>>29936598I honestly hope they manage to, but it'll be rare since Chima is an actually trained singer and is entertaining as well. Those don't come by often.>>29936428Honestly, the deadhours song isn't bad. I think she can make it in terms of singing ability.
>>29936635What an amazing parry by the vergilposter.
>>29936675>if she stops singing she dies>also likes dogs
>>299366946 already?
>>29936572Youre a fucking retard for thinking that specific puzzle is good at all for solving, a good puzzle should have you figure out HOW to do something, not WHAT to do. That mechanic was never even shown or built upon previously in the game, leaving many players confused about what to do
I'm so fucking depressed... I think I'm going to transition bros. It feels so weird to say it. I've wanted to be an aidoru for years but held it back because I thought Hitomi Chris would make suppressing worthwhile by making chuubas great again, but she's gone now... why stay a man? Artemis will continue to push trans rights to their extremes. There's no point fighting anymore. My future is female...
>>29936698>gura in white leggingshttps://files.catbox.moe/ikn4is.mp3
>>29936635Vergilposters win again.
>>29936646ITS NOT FAIR
Please tell me Gura isn't dying
>>29936711But what about the child?
>>29936607It just a sweet word to not causing a stir, they know western audience pretty sassy with gender.
Has Gura done the SUCK MY DICK I'M A SHARK joke yet?
>>29936635fucking based
>>29936690>who cares about age...idol agencies?>>29936683Coco isn't in a specifically singing position.
>gura is reading superchats after the gamegura please don't do this to me...
>>29936711It can fuck your lungs up for your entire life. It could literally destroy her singing ability.
they're not going to let trans into hololivethat's just to Cover their asses so no one complains
how long until the end of the game? it seems to go on forever
>Tenchou going to get absolute mogged by cause she's overlapping Gura
>>29936682how the fuck he got all of his info wrong?
>>29936607No, I'm normal.
>>29936564Mori and Gura are great because they don't just sing like they want to be anime idols. A more diverse vocal cast would do Cover good.
>>29936461>INVADEDYou do realize that 90% of the girls here who even imply it get called trannies right? They're not invading, they're being ignored.
>>29936716They're both as bad as each others but in different ways
>>29936572Woah...we've got a true gamer here folks.. .
Is it just me or is it WAY too early to recruit new people?
>>29936694
>>29936711She's made of paper already dude, if she has it it could just kill her, getting out of bed is a struggle for this shark.
>>29936736i agree anon
Kiara's Minecraft streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1Y
>>29936660Thanks - I actually nearly forgot Ame's superchat stream was coming up.
>>29936739On the bright side, the doctors might be able to save the baby.
>>29936684you'd either want to use a girl avatar and be actually entertaining(if you didn't plan to act like one), or you can use a male avatar and try to curve the fujo market.
>>29936704How else would she do it?
>>29936711Dying isn’t the only consequence
>>29936700There was...
>>29936469Game puts the NO TRESPASSING sign on whichever side of the room you are facing when you turn the corner. So you need to turn opposite of the sign.
>>29936750Nah, she'll be fine
>>29936682Can someone hit him with a fact?
>>29936684Put on a shitty tranny voice and make your design a copy of HoloENs most popular tuber.
>>29936711Sure, but even if you don't die, you may have decreased lung function and other shit that people don't even know yet.
Yeah, I have a feeling that Gura will actually DM Carson after the stream
>>29936748She says that all the time and then takes off at the 3 hr mark.
>>29936675me
>>29936758I will be there for her
>>29936766It'll be another 4-6 months before we see a reveal anon.
>>29936646based
>>29936753This section is pretty long and she's almost certainly going to get stuck on some of the later puzzles, like the paradox one. At least an hour and a half I'd say.
I'm loving how Gura is finding secrets, makes it pretty entertaining if you've seen it already
>>29936739We are all dying, but at different paces
>>29936563True ending unlocked
>>29936748>going to be gura supacha at the same time as Ames>Kiara randomly streaming in this time slotOVERLAPPPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHH
>>29936327>Several applicants misunderstand what the newest application form is for>A number of them have so much potential that they make an EN Gen 2 anyways
>>29936711Lung damage isn't good for someone who cares about their singing ability
>>29936753Gura should have finished it by now it's just, you know she has shark brain.
>>29936794Just like she DM'd Sykkuno?
>>29936748>he falls for the "i'll read superchats after this game" every weekend
>>29936461They have been here the whole time why else would we have so many RRATS!
I may be a KFP jannie, but Supa Sunday is the only acceptable way to wrap up the streaming week.
>>29935059Asking for a friend...
>>29936794>Like post from someone>This totally means they want to collabRetard
>>29936461This is the only femanon that I can respect, and I think that some of the other faggots here can agree with me
chikin time
>>29936766It's just you dumbass. It's been 2 and a half months since EN 1 debuted, it's another 2 months before these auditions close and then several more months before they debut. It will have been over half a year from EN gen 1 before we see this.
>>29936660I thought ame wasn't going to do the sc sundayyoutube is shit with these upcoming streams showing up on feed
>>29936598>inb4 its 8 hours of Country Roads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTpDbwyt5Gwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzwxmasRdsYou guys ready for the triple overlap?
>>29936767To be fair, using a walkthrough for a fucking puzzle game is stupid.
>>29936411Charlie’s the last person to give a fuck about watching vtubers honestly
What is this baby version of the game she is playing? I don't remember the sign loop having dings and buzzers or the sign flashing. And the red apple room with the fan did not have 2 staircases, but a single large ramp.
here i stand beneath the warm and soothing cunny
So since Gura is experiencing feverish symptoms, place your bets on whether she cancels her collab with Kiara tomorrow.
>>29936733lol they even hint it at the elevator before that part
>>29936646Not for long, chink abomination.
I BOW
>>29936682he's baiting. It specifically says female and the requirement is to be a singer.
Mori Love!
>>29936794Hope she DM him to stop being annoying on stream
>>29936675>Your VSinger character conceptSinging rrat
>>29934751NOW, is the time koopa give it a shot!!!
>>29936775My KFP fix...give me it........
not your vocaroogirl but I'll start my streaming reps asap, I may throw some ogeys so if (you) somehow end there give me your best rrats
Anyone have the clip when Kiara got butthurt about people saying hail Kiara or something
>>29936752This, people have no idea how little of fucks Japan gives about that kind of thing. It's a Japanese company. They don't just need someone who could with great effort sort-of sound like a female, they need a golden female voice and that 99.9999% isn't gonna happen from "those" people, period. It's Yagoo's call ultimately and he has the Midas touch.
>>29936294It's likely only going to be 1 or 2 people they sign to put out music.
>>29936748>He thinks she's actually going to do it
what happened to the state of this thread....
>>29936749Botan and Korone exist
>Gura. Please don't push yourself too much. We don't want you to suffer. Maybe step out and get some fresh air right quick. If not soon Please at least after you finish the game. We all care for your health and well being.why are people like this
>>29934806>women primarilymore like only women
>>29936711why are burgers like this?
Christ, all Gura's supachats for the last 10 minutes have been concernfaggingNOOO GURA YOUR HEALTH DON'T DIE FROM A MILD FEVER
I understand you guys. Everytime they introduce new Holos, many had concerns.
oh shit christmas music
>>29934826Imagine if a fucking femanon actually got into hololive, these threads will be unusable
>>29936675CEO of SEX but with a censor bar covering the eyes
>>29936822agreed koopa is based
>>29936794rats are looking for crumbs
>>29936684Youll never make if you never tried streaming before or had any other kind of experience with entertaining people
>>29936686That's your problem right there, you're trying to chase a trend rather than find a niche you're passionate about. Example: Be a vtuber who largely plays 4x games or a history buff vtuber, Anything that makes you stand out from the cookie cutter Minecraft playing vtubers. Viewers will sense when you actually care about what you're streaming and when you're not (I.E Ina and Half life)
CHIKIN TIME.
Man i sure can't wait for this faggot bot to not accept my song, while having to sit through 2-3 hours of weebshit music
>>29936785>>29936793>>29936812She'll be fine. You people need to get your info from real sources and not the jewish media
>>29936847>Another unarchived karaoke in 5 hours
>>29936794She prob dm to Sykkuno as well to stop calling her out for collabs.
>gura reading super chat at the end of the streamthe carson collab is coming... NO!!!
>>29936794I like funny posts occasionally too, does that mean I want to slide into the poster/content creator/ecelebfaggot's DMs and ask for SeX??? no.
>>29936753She's doing a combination of lookin for non-existent secrets and shork brain.
Chicken time.
Sorry gura but my oshi is on
Reminder that Mori is Not Okay!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj2rsrvyiQ4
>>29936700Two and they both graduated
>>29936872Was there a holo generation WITHOUT [incoherent screaming]/concernfagging?
>>29936607The only possible way a man can pull this off is if they got their balls cut off before hitting puberty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzwxmasRdsTTV bubb4bot
>>29936794I hope Enma steps in and tells him to fuck off.
>>29936794Are you guys retarded? Why do you care if random youtuber X interacts with Gura on twitter?
>one time i did some singing, uh, i did some singing for a, for a person who turned out to be a pretty bad person, so, uh... i don't know why i brought that up huhahawhat did she mean by this?
I tought azki was a failure, why would they want a second one?
>>29936836Unless it one of those moon logic game
>>29936855Please make any fucking reference to here very subtle/obscure if you make any if you get in. Let's not bring more tourists.
>>29936864combination of carson faggotry, /pol/faggotry, gura being cute and funny
>>29936775Here's to hoping it's on the JP server otherwise this will be boring as shit like usual.
Ame.. just delay it 1 hour
>>29936832I will sleep through all of them
>>29936856i dont think she was butthurt, she just said that it has a different meaning for her and that people should be aware of it
>three EN streams at the same timeAAAAAAAAAHHH SAVE ME MORI
>Polka wants the EN audience>Does her Eigo Reps>Debut day for V.Singers Arrives>ENTER THE CLOWN>Drops an entire album of English songs>First song is a full version of this:https://youtu.be/Eq_LQukPyqE?t=36
>>29936898Because of who they were or because of unrelated reasons?
Did the Sykkunofags move on to Carson now?
>>29936842She's going to cancel next week.
uuuuuh teakeks, mind explaining this one?
>>29936646so am i
>>29936855Please never publicly acknowledge this place if you do make it in.
>>29936884Retard>>>/pol/
>>29936915I don't know if I respect you or feel bad that you're awake at 6AM watching the EN girls.
>>29936855I can't believe I'm an EN Gen 2 anti already
>>29936902
>>29936884Go back
>>29936684It's a female-dominated thing. Vtubing is not for men, unless you come up with a very, very good gimmick to aid you. Guys are all about normal game streams showcasing skills, like speedrunning or competition. I feel ya though, shitsucks.
>>29934826Just apply. I got my current salaried job at 42k as the longest shot, I only applied because on paper I qualified. Reapplying shows genuine interest as long as you're not half-assing the attempt.
>>29936915Ame please
>>29936887>said I was going to take a nap 5 minutes ago>5 minutes ago was actually 3 hours ago>karaoke is in 5 hours from nowI think I've made a mistake.
What is it with all the girls constantly getting sick? The only reason I can come up with for getting sick this often is if they're overworking themselves.
>>29936903Did you already forget the trash taste collab anonchama?
>>29936902https://streamelements.com/bubb4bot/mediarequestame's already got songs queued up
>>29936868Like what? Not a retarded 3rd worlder? Fuck off
>>29936915Gura's biggest fan is really cute
Jesus fuck what is Superliminal
>>29936607Do that mean that Males can get in if they can pull off a trap voice while singing?
KFP bros, we're looking cute...
>>29936947Ame being based once again. We can't deny their love any longer.
>>29935523>What the fuck is vSingers? Is the main focus for the next group singers?Musical talent gen.
>>29936933>The Trolleasy
Gura is actually sounding sicker than when she started.
Give me link Watson music bot twitch channel for supasunday stream
>>29936949https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCSFCh5NL4qXrAy9u-u2lX3g/superchat
>>29935362Definitely not. If they wanted to attack vshojo, they would have made this gaming focused, as their targetting the twitch/gamer audience. This is Cover doubling down on HoloEN's biggest successes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzwxmasRdsGuess Ame is going live too !
>>29936794She probably will but it's something among the lines of. "Shut the fuck up already you leech"
>>29936957They all have completely fucked sleep schedules and dubious exercise regimen.
>>29936957Their sleep schedules don't sound normal, not surprising it affects their health
Bubb4bot online
>"we were lonely without you!">me too kindaThis is it. This is where it starts. Shes going to go full polka
>>29936881I used to stream VNs and old NES JRPGs but I never really got any viewers, and I guess it's because those aren't really fun to watch, outside of me likely not being fun to watch. I do enjoy streaming but I think the shit I enjoy outside of it isn't conducive to streaming at all which sucks and I feel lost because my hobbies in general are all stupid shit like that. Nobody wants to watch some dude play Touhou for hours a day trying to pass Lunatic mode in EoSD
>>29936977I blame that Carson nigger
>tfw hatched out of the egg
>>29936965If you can convince an audience that you're female then I'd assume so.
Getting real tired of the overlapping stream bullshit, organize the streams better
>>29936933All of the EN girls, and yes I mean every single one of them, is infinitely more feminine than the average "woman" on twitter. Kinda a little heated right now, not gonna lie.
>>29936958Which I didn't watch, why did you?
>>29936794oh no... don't tell me our shark is gonna cuck us with fucking carson?
>>29936939>>29936946Eat shit kikes
>>29936961you are a kind of stupid that only an American could bet.American
OOOOOOooooouuuuuuhhhhhhhh feedin sick gura soups
EVERYONES STREAMING AT THE SAME TIMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>3 HoloEN streams overlappingUnityfags absolutely BTFO.
>>29936965Wait for Homostars EN.
>>29936943anon.. I've been like this for the past 80 daysI sleep during the day and watch during the night
get bury the light in, vergileposters you go this
>>29936933Why do people keep shitting on Ame?she sings better than Mori
>>29936927Unrelated, not sure what happened with Kaoru since he graduated only about a month after debut, but Kira had health issues preventing him from streaming often and he decided to call it quits recently cuz of that
Go Kiara go!
>>29936963It's a puzzle game designed to be a little mindfucky
>>29936910>>29936937I'll do it, with no survivors.>>29936945Samefag
>>29936999anon if you're complaining now you're gonna have a bad time in half a year or so.
>>29937005Go back
>>29937010Imagine only watching one stream
>>29934847>If they go AZKi route then their work only sing, if they go for Suisei route, then they will do stream like normal vtuberLook at thishttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbwKpUDLYL_yA00QK4Qd9tK5ygXiWyE0gxyIky-Y2Lbdd5mA/viewformThey might be going the Suisei route
>>29936933>trannies are so delusional they project their mental illness onto their idolsSounds like a regular day on Twatter to me.
tenchou... my ears...
I missed her voice soo much bros
>>29936684>>29936686It's not like I'm qualified to tell you this, but you'll never know if you don't try. You could treat it as a hobby for now and just play games that you like.
>>29936957You need to have some form of debilitating disease to join hololive
>>29936810W-why are they looking at me..?
>>29937010>not watching all 3 at oncenice try tribalist faggot
>>29936996Someone put thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3r30a6NGdQ
>>29934826goodluck faggot
>>29936925Literally not far off from the original
>>29936927One because reasons and the other because of their health
>>29936957Amelia's going to be the next one to get sick if she keeps doing these 14+ streams a week. She needs to slow the fuck down a little.
>its not my fault that your ears are bleedingIM NOT A JOP CHICKEN
>>29937007feedin gura sick soups OOOOOOooooouuuuuuhhhhhhhh
Missed the first 7 minutes of Kiara's stream dealing with shit, did I miss anything good?
>>29936984>>29936990Someone send Pop on rocks
>>29937020I see, thank you for the spoon feeding anon. I find it weird that people would be freaking out if it's already happened before.
>>29936997It's a good feeling.
>>29937026I'm where I belong
>>29936933>>29937031he's talking about the singing criteria, he thinks this is Gen 2
>>29937025Ah, its not the overlapping per say, its the delaying to watch someone else
>>29937017if you want it...
>>29936906I just snorted three lines of coke, here is my explanation:Her weird mood and other stuff affecting her are of course symptoms of pregnancy. NOW, it obviously means she was acting as an escort in the last two weeks, got blackmailed and raped by a rich faggot that baited her and it's struggling with depression now.
>>29937010Unitychads know to do their archivereps
>>29937005see >>29936939
>>29934862>Are you ready for some motherfucking nepotism?VSingers is going to be nothing but Moris music friends
Snowing asbestos!
>CONCEPTION
>>29936933Check their post history and name. They're a troll
>>29936749Do you know that it don't matter right
>>29937018>"why do tribalists keep doing this?">and then immediately acts like a tribalistI changed my mind, you deserve what you get.
>CONCEPTIONGuys...
Conception with Gura....
CONCEPTION WITH GURA
>>29937028Most people only watch a single stream, and on mobile to boot.
Going to conception with Gura!
>Conceptionthe rrats...
huh???? cute......
>3 ENs streaming at the same timenot like this unitybros....
>>29934826Break a leg, just close your eyes and jump!!!
Are meidos actually banning people for saying tranny? Is that a bannable offense now? wtf??
I love Mori. I love these threads. I love you all. You're a special part of my life. Unity love!
>>29936996/v/ gremlin
I missed her so much...
>>29937050Nothing really, she adjusted her chat display to make it look a little nicer and said she missed us
Did anyone ask Gura why she backstabbed Haachama who only wanted to be her friend?
>>29934930Find one and encourage her to audition
Conception with Gawr Gura!
>>29936999Are you also going to bitch about Watame/Noel/Flare collab overlapping with the Miko/Luna collab?
>Gura used to fawn over Ame like a true Gosling>Among Us collab happened where Gura got salted>Gura doesn't fawn hard over Ame than she did previously>Ame is now goslinging over Gura now What is happening? Are we being taken by a ride by these two?
pregnancychads win again
>>29937006Ok retard
Gura talking about having babies...
>>29936682Always have been
uoh
Gura Superliminal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTpDbwyt5GwAme Superchat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzwxmasRds bubb4bot ttvKiara Minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91IbFXZN1Y
>Gura talking about conceptionRRATS WHAT IS THIS RRATS PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
GURA NO
Gura is really sexual today
Gura really is fucking with us.
Conception with Gura!
Gura is so cute.
Preggo anon is having the time of his life...
Ame has entered.
>おかえり!!>ただいまー>Hello shark! こんにちは!>召喚された気がする!cute
It's been too long...
>>29937085It unironically should be because it derails any discussion and I'm sick of /vpol/ drones
Why is gura talking about getting impregnated
>>29936957All of these girls don't do a combination of sleeping well, exercising enough, or eating properly Their bodies are free real estate for any type of disease
making babies with gura!
>>29937063Good. Let the snek keep her old avatar while you're at it, Cover.
>>29937088ahhh my chicken dose...
>>29937097ogey rrat
>>29936870>Small daughter-like character draws concernfagsyou shouldn't be surprised
>bubb4bot ttvI'm literally retarded, whats the actual URL?
holy fuck boys gura indirectly mentioned sex
>Conception
GURA WANTS TO BE IMPREGNATED
I love you, Ina!
>10 minutes lateaight how is the playlist
>>29937120holy FUCK that scared me
i love you gura!
>>29937018y'all are gonna kill the SOUL meme at this rate
I love you, Gura!
>>29937100No faggot they dont delay their own stream because they're watching another stream
pregnancybros, we won....
i love you, gura! thank you so much for being you!
avocado
>>29937140ABE LOVE
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1333261959332970497?s=20I just got a notification about Mori tweeting and for a moment I literally thought she replied to that faggot.
PUTTING IN HERE WITH GURA