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2986318 No.2986318 [Reply] [Original]

In the distant year 1999, you are out shopping with your robotic wife. A drunken salaryman loses control of his flying car and strikes her, causing irreparable damage to her delicate, childlike body.

At the service depot, you are told that the technicians were left with only one option: to transfer her memories into a decommissioned attack drone. Due to the nature of the procedure, this cannot be undone.

How do you respond when you first see her?

>> No.2986331

can i push your button between your legs?

>> No.2986347

Eagle 1, Fox 3.

>> No.2986362

>>2986347

And then Anonymous got hit in the face with a missile.

>> No.2986359

this is not my beautiful robot wife, this is not my beautiful robot house, how did i get here?

>> No.2986366

make her fusion with one of her spare bodies in my warehouse
====> robotic wife that can transform into an attack drone

>> No.2986407

Rename her Yellow 4. We join Erusea and fight ISAF.

>> No.2986432

My very own Predator? FUCK YA. Sounds like the start of fun and adventures to me.

>> No.2986433

AND THEN I SAID, THAT'S NOT A DECOMMISSIONED ATTACK DRONE, THAT'S MY WIFE!

>> No.2986448

I like dickgirls so I don't care if my waifu has a cockpit.

>> No.2986455
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2986455

>childlike body

Is this an analogy for dating a loli that grows up?

>> No.2986463

Who needs an imaginary waifu when you can have a decommissioned attack drone? FUCK YEAH!

>> No.2986462
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2986462

>>2986433

>> No.2986618

>>2986463

I want both.

>> No.2986634

>>2986433
Okay, that was funny.

>> No.2986655

>>2986347

Reaper is a much cooler callsign than Eagle.

>> No.2986718

>>2986655

Paint her blue, put 9 decals on her wings, and give her the call sign "Iceman"

>> No.2986734 [DELETED] 

>>2986318

>How do you respond when you first see her?

Move to nav point alpha and form up on my wing, Spectre 2.

>> No.2986739

>>2986318

>How do you respond when you first see her?

Move to nav point alpha and form up on my wing, Galm 2.

>> No.2986744

>>2986433
Best post in this thread so far.

>> No.2986752
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2986752

>>1999
Hello Dave, It's the year 2001

>> No.2988201

Surveillance drone wife > attack drone wife.

Wifu should be submissive and stay in background.

>> No.2988220

Its 1999. Time to bunker down and get ready to fight the Zentradi.

>> No.2988228

>>2988201
thats why it attacks on command

>> No.2988249

>>2986318
[X] Stick it in her exhaust port.

>> No.2988275

Even as a hypothetical scenario this situation is just too unbelievable for me to buy. Sorry.

>> No.2988355

>>2988275
Anonymous couldn't even get a robot wife.

>> No.2988377

Predator-tan is so cute.

>> No.2988561
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2988561

Tap into videogame. Use this skin.

>> No.2988574

Vacation in Pakistan.

>> No.2988587

op shud go an hera nao lol
http://www.Anom - m + nTalk.com/
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>> No.2988613

I have control.

Time to liberate Gracemeria.

>> No.2988623

>>2988613
>I have control.
Get out of here, Allelujah.

>> No.2988630

OP is a faggot.
http://www.Anom - m + nTalk.com/
> cfx fkgggwhyxy2ncyf2ahas cgbfhg

>> No.2988641

op si faget lol
http://www.Anom - m + nTalk.com/
> dff ccs d dofhfgkbd urdc icckfh gcjgb

>> No.2988731

>>2988630
>>2988641

It's like they're not even trying anymore.

>> No.2988794

"Does she still have all her weapons?"

>> No.2988830

Everyone in this thread doesn't understand decommissioned means stripped of all it's weapons and armor. Enjoy your chassis.

>> No.2988840

>>2988830

That just means there's more space to stick it in.

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