/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Haa cha

Haachama... onegai

>>29799794
Ye.

chikin
is the 26th the new 25th, but instead of bad things happening, its only good things?

I wanna feed Haachama some eggs

>>29802882
AO-Chan ruins the mood, it's the difference between going to a party and going to a party with your bodyguard always pointing a gun the rest of the party goers

Ina...just graduate already, it pain me to see you being so boring...

>>29800142
/v/tards and tourists will respond to this with FPS players and endurance streamers, but Gura and Suisei are ridiculously invested in their games of choice compared to other Holos. I'll admit that I don't watch Botan, but no one ever talks about her going toe to toe with top-ranked players or posting scores on global leaderboards. The rest of the girls aren't even close.

>>29802913
It has been 3 hours since Pekora and Chicken collab. Name 1(one) memorable moment from the collab that you can remember.
Hard mode: No Moona

I love pizza!

Just saw the PekoKiara collab, how did I feel about it?

Why is my waifu even more autistic then me?

I swear every time I watch a Haachama stream I enter a time warp. It's already been an hour but it feels like seconds. I could listen to this adorable retard forever

>>29802930
She's restarted this section twice already, what are the chances she finishes this tutorial?

>>29802913
The pupil learns from the master. The master learns from the god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>29802944
Ayame...

How is Mori going to ruin this collab?

>>29802944
no one cares what you think.

Did you enjoy Gura's Q&A-Stream?

>>29802919
dont

>>29802949
Kiara cheating her way through the obstacle course

>>29802944
At least kiara won't be sad about being last anymore

>>29802518
I tuned in just in time for Shin Takarajima to start. Thanks for posting!!

ARTIA LOVE

Ame could learn a thing or two from marine here...

>>29802917
>The timing was unfortunate but these classes don't take that much time. She watched Kiara's streamd and did another stream of ehr own on the same day.
we already know she is bad with time management those don't necessarily show she had the time for those

>>29802953
boneriffic

>>29802949
titanic

>>29802949
"this is your family" (moona)
reenacting the titanic scene

Have a goodnight.
https://files.catbox.moe/smmhi6.mp3

>Haachama's BLLLLLLUUUUUUU!
I'm dying.

>>29802966
I always enjoy more lore of my oshi

>>29802944
Ayame...

>>29802962
She better ignore her super chats.

>>29802980
based

>>29802951
Muse Dash.....

>>29802962
making schizos lose their mind, shitting up the thread. Everyone else will watch and enjoy

>>29802949
Kiara freaking Pekora out by saying they could die together on the titanic

>>29802966
If that was a drawing i would say it was poorly drawn, such a weird hand.

>Chikin teaching Peko how to german at the end of the stream
will we see Mori teaching doggo how to big ups akasupas in their collab?

>>29802966
Basement knogelhob shrek watching epic

>>29802980

>>29802949
>kiara cheating in the obstacle course
>kiara killing herself with the fireworks multiple times
>them switching their greetings at the beginning
>pekora knocking kiara off the house
>pekora singing the titanic

>>29802949
Pekora tricking Kiara into blowing herself up twice

>>29802985
https://streamable.com/3v4f7d

Alright Deadbros, how hard is our boy going to NTR Okayu today?

Reminder that pizzadad is singing, drop by if you wanna pass the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44i9qGXyRR4

>>29802949
>Pekora repeatedly giving Kiara explosive fireworks that kill her
>Kiara losing her enchanted diamond sword
>Kiara saying "Ah, it's a machine that kills my family" and sending Pekora's sides to orbit
>Kiara negging Pekora's new house with "the rabbit face was cuter"

>>29802980
Based, you actually got around to finishing that? I was actually just thinking about it

Haachama is the best hololive

>>29802985
who??

Haachama has 2 threads!!

My daughterwife is such a retard but she's trying her best!

>>29802949
ENTER MOONA
Fuck hard mode

>>29802949
kiara unironic menhera moment in the end

>>29802953
Thread reactions>>>>>>>>stream itself, as it often goes

>>29802985
ARTIA LOVE

>>29802958
0

Tutorial can't handle Haato basic skills

>>29802966
what the fuck is up with those proportions

I'll be back in 30 minutes when haachama has made progress

>>29803032
Pro and Anti

>>29802966
Why does that look like tiny women's fingers photoshopped onto a hairy man's hand?

>>29802949
Cheating at the obstacle course.

>>29803014
Fin
lol I hate this

Do you guys think we will have another Gura Gen 2 ?

>Ignores Korone during the collab to gush non-stop about Critikal and how much she loves Critikal

>>29803033
she just has a different cognitive style.

>>29802966
As long as she still brings money, she aint graduating.

RIP Haachama, defeated by an onion

>>29803021
As hard as Korone is going to NTR Kiara.

Hey guys. Just woke up. How did my sweet chickn do? I assume it was a pretty normal collab that went just fine? Kind of wary of checking the archives. Did 5ch start pissing and shitting everywhere too?

>>29802913
>>29802893
Gee Haato, how come your mom lets you have TWO OP images?

>>29802985
My little poggers!

>>29803060
>based

>>29802949
pff

>>29803068
It was kino

>>29802949
Cheating on the obstacle course
Titanic
Pekora killing kiara by throwing her off a balcony
Kiara getting tricked into blowing herself up repeatedly
Kiara shitting on Peko's new house to assert dominance

What is Haachama doing...

>>29803021
OkaKoro is eternal, there is no way. Korone loves Mori as a cute kouhai that has similar interests as her
https://streamable.com/yut4n9

>>29803021
it'll be a mutual NTRing game

I'm eurofag and just woke up,
how was Ame's Thanksgiving stream?

>>29802980
>>29803014
I'm a brainlet.
What's the plot here?

>>29803051
What a cute lesbian couple and their adopted autistic daughter!

>>29803012
>Korone taught Kanatan "HEY GUYS"
>Mori will teach Korone "BIG UPS"

>>29802986
>Implying she doesn't have a bf IRL
Nice try, horny lady

>>29802980
>>29803014
>>29803058
I don't understand this.

need more fat cat please

>>29802973
>>29802992
>>29803010
>>29803019
>>29803040
>>29803080
This kills the rrat.

>>29802980
>>29803014
>>29803058
I don't get it. I'm retarded and need help

Just realized we're going to get full nip Mori for a few rounds of the bomb game; usually we hear snippets and phrases

Im convinced the people who try to shitpost about ina or get nitpicky about something like ao chan are just trying to vent their need to bitch about something or be an autist. They know theres less takos here than other fanbases and even if they are lurking they wont get more than like 5 replies to their shitposting. Its the safest thing to do. Its the /hlgg/ equivalent of screaming into your pillow.

>>29803106
fat cat?

How should I vote?

>>29803068
Don't worry bro, our chicken did amazing

>>29803060
>Korone asks which wire to cut
>WOW A RED AKASUPA! BIG UPS!

>>29803115
I got banned from her chat room just for saying HAACHAMACHAMAAAA, she's a cunt

>>29803081
suffering

>>29803090
/hlg/ will unironically become a Mori anti thread. It will be amazing

>>29803116
>>29803116
Fat cat!

Ame's karaoke today was something else

https://files.catbox.moe/gtcg51.mp4

>>29803021
But Okayu loves Mori and even watches translated clips of her.

>>29803086
>"Thank God I'm not an eurocuck"
>masturbation sounds
>sings spanish Christmas song

>>29802949
Pekora pushing Kiara off a balcony in the Gen5 house

>>29803071
she deserves it all, and more
i'd do anything for her

Ame melted my heart yesterday.

>sweet corn
>pizza
Who does this? This is worst than pineapple.

>>29803068
It was God tier, even better than Subaru collab

>>29803126
we know now that the image on the right is accurate because she can feel the sheets with her bare feet

>>29803081
What we think may be her best

>>29803108
I'm very concerned about the future health and size of our rrat population. Things are looking pretty dire at the moment.

>>29803068
not only was it not a disaster, it was actually good.
besides kiara getting a little emotional at the end, they both had a great time.
rrats from all over the world were executed, hlg seethed, and kiara was happy.

>>29803071
She pity baits for OP's, no wonder she was kicked out.

>>29803117
who?

>>29802966

>>29802949
>Chicken family murdermachine 4000
>The betrayal at Gen5 peak
>Titanic
>The obstacle course cheat
>Exploding flying chicken
>pff
>Peko laughing how Kiara thought the speed boost was a cheat
>Kiara literally confessing her love and admiration for Peko and dropping her voice and starting to tear up

>>29803087
>>29803097
>>29803110
I think its supposed to be Ame getting cucked by Klaius Meyers and ??? so she enlists the help of Gosling to time travel and prevent their Bad Ends.

Though why he attacks Avacado Gura is beyond me.

>>29803021
>>29803085
Why are you guys so obsessed with NTR?

So objectively speaking Ina is the least popular Holo EN?

>Haachama OP for /hlg/ and /hlgg/
What did did the Hololive generals mean by this?

>>29802983
>an entire hour on the tutorial
haachama... my brain cell reps... onegai....

>>29803068
Given how ready the antis were ready to pounce on this, the collab blew expectations out of the water. Personally my face hurt from the smiling by the end.

>>29803123
It's understandable Ao-chan hates retards.

>>29802949
https://streamable.com/w2y8bi

>>29803115
>just trying to vent their need to bitch about something
Pretty much, yeah.

>>29803144
Today I will remind him.

>>29803117
>Somewhat Satisfied
You liked it but you don't wanna be a kiss ass

>>29803162
Ina?
Who?

>>29803165
HAACHAMA DOMINATION

what a lewd shark... https://files.catbox.moe/n5drw9.mp4

HERfags = Cringe
preHERfags = Based

https://files.catbox.moe/mrry1x.mp3

>>29802944
I know this is bait, but honestly people never really talk about Ina here. I think /hlgg/ barely has any Ina fans.

>>29803133
stop talking out of your ass, deadbrap

>>29803165
Unity through Haachama love

>>29803162
No, that's still Kiara considering her stream numbers.

>>29803162
Speaking by number of subscribers and live concurrent viewers Kiara is

>>29803115
yeah that sounds about right desu, it's like the reverse of people saying something controversial about Gura, or falseflagging a Deadbeat thing, instead of legitimately baiting for like 20 (you)s they get to just vent their bullshit and the threads move on.

>>29803194
Takodachi and takodraw anon never exsist btw

>>29803183
It never gets any easier

>>29803115
I don't like AO chan because it changes the mood of the chat Ina has had streams without her and the chat was chiller

>>29803194
there is more tako fanart and tako memes made than actual ina discussion i've noticed.
not hating on her, this is a fact.

This game is too busted and the tutorial is too fucked for my chama to understand.

EN can have Haachama, JP can have Haato

>>29803194
Takos are too busy doing their reps and making OC

>>29803192

>>29803183
The sheer horror in those replies was absolutely amazing. JP and EN united in disgust and despair.

No wonder she is so terrible at cooking IRL

>>29803068
Literally could not have gone better, the only "serious" rrat was tenchou got a little emotional for a minute or two right at the end which people are sperging out as if it was some kind of full blown menhera spergout. But if you've watched any of her streams it's nothing out of the ordinary.

>>29803129
It isn't already? How much worse are we talking about?

>>29803144
A true mestre da pizza, of course.

>>29803194
Ina is a safe option, and these threads are anything but calm. Shes a lot of peoples second option though, including me

>>29803183
Is this gravel pizza?

>>29803183
i thought those were fucking rats at first, what the fuck

>>29803071
>/hlg/ OP is Akai Haato
>Global OP is Haachama
nothing wrong with this

>>29803162
I feel like subscriber count is way less important than sustained live viewers. And in that regard Kiara is dead last.

>>29803162
Looking at live viewers and video views, it's Kiara by far.

>>29803192
She knows exactly what she's doing.

>>29803058
Good work anon

>>29803183
What the hell is that... that thing.

>>29803172
The entire thread was nonstop reacting to the stream, maybe one or two schizos tried to start something but they were completely ignored. Was beautiful to see.

>>29803194
Ina's fans only appear during Ina streams lately. Like Ina they keep to themselves.

>50 word essay due before tomorrow night
>Korone collab in 6 hours
>Still haven't slept
I'm so fucked.

>>29803087
>>29803110
>>29803097
>Ame are friends with Gura and Haachama in a timeline but it didn't end right
>Found a Gosling to help her. Gosling is a chumshart so he rejects Ame's advances.
>Used herself from different timeline to be a new Haachama by the Gosling
>Timetravelled to fool Gura in thinking she is actually saving her from a Chumbud Gosling so Gura will hate other people and only find safety with Ame.

>>29803233
korone yelling BIG UPS when she does supa streams everytime would do a lot of damage. The anti thread will actively focus on Mori, that's what I'd imagine

>>29803234
Only if cut into 4s by a paint peeler

>>29803194
i like watching her streams a lot but don't find the need to talk about her all that much

>>29802944
Ojou...

>>29803259
>50 word essay
Anonchama? Tell me the topic and I'll write it for you.

>>29803156
Ame pays the gosling to attack gura so that Amelia can stop him and save Gura so that Gura returns to her, I think

>>29803223
>>29803227
I can't possibly deny that. Takodachis are not present in the thread and they don't really talk when it comes to her streaming. Look at how these threads are during Ame's, Gura's or anyone else streams and when it's Ina. But yeah, when it comes to OC and fanart, takodachis really shine.

>>29802986
Majority of marine fans actually want her to get male partner. Japan usually pretty strict when it comes to relationship but they soften up as their oshi become older and Marine loneliness is actually make her fans more tolerable..

>>29803226
>Akai Haato for JP streams
>Haachama for EN streams
>Haato becomes the first dual generation member
That's actually an incredible idea and it's something that hasn't yet been explored by Hololive, it would help distinguish her even further from the bunch and it'd be an entertaining gimmick.

>>29803115
No one likes moderators and no one likes faggot LARPers. Faggot LARPing moderators are the worst, get them out of my anime girl streams.

>>29803193
What do you even get from posting this? We pretty much already know everything there is to know about the girls' pre-hololive lives, so whats the point?

>>29803086
Sometimes I feel bad for the Eurobros who always miss the streams.

>>29803232
Yeah it was literally showing her admiration for her oshi how Pekora gave her motivation etc. and she is glad to be a nousagi.

>>29803259
>50 word
Anon you should be able to get it done in 5 minutes

>>29803223
>Takodachi have spent more time drawing themselves than they have their oshi
What cruel irony

>>29803276
yeah she betrayed the gosling as well

>>29803259
>50 word essay

I get that Kiara had her song and Pekora collab, but why is Mori getting a boost? Korone collab hype?

>already wasted
>koromori not for another 6 hours or so

Update me in the morning bros

alt + f4 ing a retard isn't very nice guys

Explain in your own words why Haachamachama is the best hololive

>>29803259
50 words? pff

But really. Why is the Haachama doing so much EN content?

>>29803162
It's actually insane how Ina is still more popular than Kiara

>>29803259
>50 word essay
How's first grade going?

>>29803310
Blain bwoken

>>29803277
Quite literally it was only this week that they've been really quiet and that's because fucking debuff rice game leaves no room to talk (and I did see people praising her beating x boss or whatever) and people were 100% talking about her minecraft stream because they were swearing it wouldn't work.

>>29803183
Still don't get what the white chunks are?
They're not cheese... are they giant croutons in the shape of lady fingers? God forbid they're actual lady fingers...

Any drawanons wanting to draw Haachama and the Brazilian mestre da pizza guy cooking together?

>>29802949
Kiara falling from the rolletcoaster and keeping a stone cold pokerface during it. Like "yep, I knew this was gonna happen". Then peko lands on her head.

>>29803305
She's still feeling the surge of the Trash Taste podcast and her music going (slightly) mainstream.

The exploding olive jar really gets me kek.

>>29803305
2 streams in one day + Korone hype

>>29803305
something something music holo

>>29803259
>50 word essay
Are you in elementary?

Ina graduation when?

>>29803087
>>29803097
>>29803110
Ame was living a happy life with her friends until they left her after getting boyfriends. In her listless stupor she stumbles upon a gosling and gets an idea to prevent this outcome but the gosling is a chumbud and only cares about Gura so she has to strike up a deal. She travels back in time with Gosling and has him impregnate her younger self to create Haachama. Haachama murders Akai Haato and takes her place. Gosling demands Gura for fulfilling his end of the bargain so Ame pretends to relent only to come swooping in to save Gura by murdering the Gosling.

>>29803310
If I notice she's on the screen I have a sudden urge to masturbate that I can't shake if she remains. This is very distracting and that is why she is not the best holo

>>29803310
pepeloni

>>29803297
I think the takodachi mascot is an extremely good entry point for someone getting into art and for someone who really likes Ina. It is simple and you can focus on setting up a story in your image without worrying too much. Honestly, even someone who is bad at art can draw a takodachi and feel joy when they finish it. Can then do gesture drawings and move from there.

>everyone else walks on their own
>Gura ride Amelia
what did she mean by this?

>>29803259
Anon that's not an essay that's maybe 3 sentences.

>>29803259
>50 word essay
Anon, the average term paper title is 50 words..... What fucking essays are you writing?

idea: swap haachama with kiara into HoloEN, kiara can join hololive proper like she truly wants

>>29803097
>>29803110
>>29803087
My take: Ame gets pissed that her friends ditch her to be with their BFs Klaius and I dunno the other one. She goes to Gosling, but he turns her down because he's into lolis. Ame takes him back to the past and he rapes loli Ame, who then grows up to be Haachama. They then go back to the original timeline, where Haachama murders Akai Haato. The 3 of them then go to Gura, where Gosling rapes her (hence the biting). Ends with Ame/Haachama "save" her. Now she'll never be alone again.

>>29803336
I heard a cover of it recently in the middle of a D&D stream so yeah, it's getting out there

>>29803259
>50 word essay

Why does Kiara insist on that it's getting colder in Australia? Isn't it almost summer now? Does she have a serious case and advanced stage of bird brain?

>>29803309
the game was totally broken. That might've been a genuinely helpful suggestion.

>>29803263
Ah, so THAT'S why I got ntr vibes from it. The manipulation/betrayal of trust of someone you're close to.

I can see why you hate the ending in retrospect.

>>29803259
>25 word dissertation due in 4 years
I'm so fucked

>>29803277
If she'd stop playing the fucking rice game I'd have more to fucking talk about.

>>29803306
Sure chumbud, take this and redeem later

>>29803305
i'd say the korone collab, but that hasn't happened yet so.
maybe youtube decided to shill her music for what ever reason.
youtubes algorithm is retarded so it honestly could just be that.

>>29803306
goodnight bro

>>29803243
Live viewers aren't as important when it's an archived stream. Just because I can't catch all of my girl's streams live doesn't make me any less of a fan.

>>29803344
Ina?Who?

>>29803305
Why is Gura getting so few? Even Fubuki and Kiara got more

>>29803259
>5 word essay due in 1 second
I already failed...

>>29803309
This is the third time I've seen her fall for it. Granted the other two times were nearly a year ago.

>>29803310
haachama chama chama~~~!

>>29803259
>anons still fall for this

>>29803310
Cute but actual retard anime gfe

>>29803338
>that BGM

>>29803315
Grinding subs.

>>29803259
I'll help get you started: The

>people somehow don't know the 50 word essay meme

Am I being reverse trolled or are people really this stupid and new?

>>29803194
She is not energetic not loud, and stays far from any kind of yab, so when she streams there is not much to talk about, that doesn't mean we don't watch her, it just mean that we just, well, watch her instead of flooding the thread

>>29803259
>50 word
Whoah anon, you would have been almost halfway there if you were writing it instead of this post

>>29803372
>10 second phD defense in two decades
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

>>29803366
It's only like ~30 here at the moment. Might get down to like 25-26 tonight, so that's cooler than it has been recently.

>the dough has been resting on the floor for an hour
my sides are in orbit

>>29803259
nigger you could literally just write up a narrative and it would be over 50 words

>>29803351

>>29803097
>>29803087
1/3
Ame gets jealous of Klaius and (buff?) Watame for taking Gura and Akai Haato from her. Approaches Gosling, who rejects her for Gura.
Ame forms a plan.
2/3
Gosling and Ame create Haachama from this timeline's Ame (timeline 2).
3/3
Haachama murders Akai Haato from timeline 2, and Haachama swears revenge on the ones who made her this way, taking Ame's time portal. Gosling attacks Gura, where Ame and Haachama murder Gosling. The trauma brings Gura closer to Ame, making the plan complete and the loops closed.
Hope that makes sense

>>29803305
She actually streamed recently.

>925 kanji essay due next week for my spanish class
>only 3 left before NNN ends
>120 ml. left to fill my nutjar

TREERRAT
MOTIVATE ME

>>29803389
>so few
nigga its 10k per day that is retarded numbers.
even 5k is a bit much

>>29803351
Ame's artists are all AmeSame fans.

>>29803305
Does anyone know when Gura will hits 2mil subs?

>>29803405
I dunno man, I have a 5 word essay due tomorrow and I'm flipping my shit not knowing what to do.

>>29803413
You have to let the dough rise anon. rise from the floor.

>>29803420
I'm not the guy who made these, just my shitty interpretation

>>29803310
She smells bad

Anyone have the gura wake up catbox?

>>29803405

>>29803357
Yo that's fucked up.

>>29803425
This. We've gotten used to how retardedly high HoloEN's numbers are that we forgot just how absurd they really are.

>>29803350
Yeah I can't really blame them, Takodachi is FAR easier to draw than Ina herself
Almost makes me wonder if designing such an easy to draw mascot was apart of Ina's plan to get people to do their reps

*Has no genuine interest in video games*

from top to bottom:
fuck
marry
kill

>>29803225
The game can't handle Haachama skills

>>29803420
>Gosling and Ame create Haachama
By means of mind-breaking rape or?

>>29802939
Reported to fbi for terrorist threats

>>29803259
>50 word essay due before tomorrow night
God, it feels like years since I've seen this kind of post. It probably has been, thinking about it.

>>29803405
Feels like todays been extra newfag/tourist filled.

>>29803259
I will give you the benefit of the doubt and pretend you meant 500 and not 50.
You can do it anon, i believe in you

Mori shows no respect to herself

>>29803315
she knows the way the wind is blowing

after getting introduced to hololive after holoEN launched, learning about Suisei and Mikos story is actually inspiring

>>29803351
Gurame is eternal

>Didn't understand a word
>Put dough in the sink and let the water run

Amelia is cuter than usual today

>>29803452
t.deadbeat

>>29803445
this one?
https://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
or the fresh one from today?
https://files.catbox.moe/x4zs3y.mp3

>>29803445
Check the last thread.

>50 word master thesis paper due in 13 minutes
>Haachama's stream is preventing me from doing any smart people things like write master thesis papers
Bros.... What do I do...?

>>29803259
50 words or 50 pages doc?

I wonder if Kiara does something for Advent since it's a big thing in German speaking countries

>>29803444
Nice trips, but we aren't talking about Ame here.

>>29803405
It sounds serious, anon. I almost failed out of university because I couldn't finish my 10 word Master's thesis. I got an extension until the end of the year and I'm still freaking out.

>>29803470
1 Free Spa Date.jpg

>>29803305
>two streams in the same day
>upcoming Korone collab
People who think she's still riding the podcast wave or that it's just music subs are delusional.

>>29803465
Been feeling that for a while now.

Just woke up, how was the PekoKiara collab, cringe as expected or something worth watching?

>>29803452
she seemed pretty good at mad rrat and crash

>>29803345
>impregnate her younger self to create Haachama
lmao just seeing this and having Ame willing to give up the womb of her younger self just to get Gura back is both hot and funny

Pepeloni

>>29803310
When she calls us "degenelates" it makes my pp very happy

What if Kiara had a spa date with HAACHAMACHAMA

>>29803486
Watch Haachama until your braincells decrease to the point of exceeding the minimum and overflow into galaxy-brain levels.

>>29803450
Takodachi looks abit too much like FGO’s Hokusai for me. Or perhaps Ina designed Takodachi as a reference to Kuroboshi.

>>29803144
If there's one thing I absolutely despise from my travels throughout East Asia, it's their fucking obsession with having some variant of sweet corn-flavored ANYTHING or as a random topping. Or worse yet, corn soup-flavored anything. It doesn't matter where I went, China, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, even fucking Singapore, that shit would be on the shelves or in the menu with everything else. It didn't matter what brand it was, be it Calbee or Lays, it was omnipresent, you couldn't escape it. I'm an American who loves good old-fashioned corn on the cob with some butter on the side, but that shit is nauseating anywhere else. I remember one time I went to have a basic fucking beef bowl with no mention of it and what was served with it? Practically an entire motherfucking bowl of motherfucking sweet corn that raped the god damn RICE. IT DOESN'T GO WITH ANYTHING AT ALL, IT NEVER COMPLIMENTS THE FLAVOR, IT MOLESTS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DISH IT GOES ON, IN, UNDER, OR BETWEEN. IT HAS TO BE EATEN BY ITSELF BUT NO THEY'LL DUMP THAT SHIT ON PIZZA, THEY'LL PUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING SOUP, THEY'LL PUREE IT INTO YOUR FUCKING TEA, IT'LL BE USED TO CORNBOARD YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU LEAK STATE SECRETS. I FUCKING HATE ASIA'S OBSESSION WITH SWEET CORN LORD SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29803510
Watch for Moona instead

>>29803457
Considering the question has been asked every time the second image has been posted and never answered, I'm pretty sure its left to interpretation

>>29803503
If you don't understand how music subs work you're the delusional one anonchama.

>>29803353
Coco University

>3 word master thesis due in 5 minutes
>haachama keeps distracting me
I can't handle this

need to stop watching this haachama stream
her bgm is bleaking my blain

>>29803405
Wanna say its dead hours funposting, but there was almost 500 ips during the Pekora collab and idk how many of them stuck around, so

requesting one pepeloni with no pepeloni pleas

Teammates... the thanksgiving archive.... how do i find it

>>29803503
Mori would be bigger if she actually streamed at reasonable times for the EN audience. So in a sense she IS carried by her song and everything. Because she'd get Kiara numbers otherwise, probably lower

>>29803452
Honestly, would be much better if she just dropped playing vidya and did her own thing making music and stuff. There is clearly a market for chuubas who actually do other shit than just play endless kusoge vidya. Imagine the numbers of a cute holo who played TTRPGs, did 40k painting streams and shit like that, would be through the roof.

>>29803522
>this isn't copypasta
yab

Pardun?

>>29802932
Replying to a doxxpost, I know, but the monocle was triggering me.

>>29803259
It's been awhile since I've seen one of these. Thank you

please help my retarded daughter, her blain is bloken

Sorry Gura, but Haachama is the actual daughterfu

Marine...collab with Ina onegai...

>>29803465
Haachama + pekoKiara and no new narratives.

>>29803510
it blew everyones expectations away. not joking
everything that could have gone wrong, did not happen.
kiara got a bit emotional near the end, but besides that it was perfect.
im proud of the chikin.

>>29803543
>Teammates
Fuck outta here.

>>29803510
Surprisingly good. Lots of genuinely adorable moments. Too bad EOPs gonna have to wait for clips or subs though.

>>29803405
IT'S BEEN

>>29803522
merde...

>>29803490
I wonder that too.

>>29803510
Kiara cringe, Moona kino

>1 word essay due in under a minute
>Haachama keeps distracting me
>Write the word HAACHAMA
>Fail

>>29803273 >>29803296 >>29803302 >>29803311 >>29803319 >>29803343 >>29803352 >>29803353 >>29803364 >>29803372 >>29803391 >>29803398 >>29803403 >>29803411 >>29803415 >>29803462 >>29803468 >>29803489
This is a new low for /hlgg/ bait swallowing

>haachaamas eigo is better than your spoken japanese ever will be

>>29803522
Fuck you nigger I had vending machine canned corn drink in a cold winter day when I was in Osaka and it was the most euphoric thing I've ever had and I miss it so fucking bad.

I actually have a 60 pages paper I need to deliver before monday about neural networks, you guys think I can pull it off?

>>29803543
Check the archive there are a couple links

>>29803510
Cringe,but also worth watching.

>>29803227
>>29803277
They have lives.

>>29803193
is sharkmeido asleep?

Mori really should take a break from streaming and sort out her life commitments first

>>29803282
>Haato becomes the first dual generation member
Fubuki is JP 1st gen and in GAMERS so she's the first to cross generations

>>29803546
Suisei does it fine

AHEM.
Pepeloni pepeloni pepeloni
That is all.

>>29803543
wait until ame wakes up to release the karaoke-less version

or check this out: https://ufile.io/fpv4kkau

>>29803522
>American complaining about high fructose corn syrup
>when his nation is the primary producer, exporter and pusher of this shit

Eat shit and die fat fuck

>>29803574
YES

Kiara you may be my oshi but seeing you suffer is one of my guilty pleasures. Time to enjoy more than 66 minutes of pain

>>29803305
Subbots

>>29803593
If you watch enough Haachama, maybe.

>>29802944
She should graduate for having a boyfriend. What a whore!

>>29803589
>getting baited by ironic shitposting
and FUCK your backlinks too what the fuck is wrong with you

>>29803543
Ame said on twitter it would be uploaded soon,
but I guess she'll cut out the karaoke part
and the ending

doo

>1 word essay due in under a minute
>Haachama keeps distracting me
>copy off of this nerd >>29803580
>Write the word HAACHAMA
>Pass

>>29803068
Peko was so nervous at the start ver voice was shaking. But it went hreat afterwards. Chicken cried from happiness.

>>29803599
shes doing fiiiiiine, just fiiiiiiiiine

>>29803452
>enjoyed Mad Father (somehow)
>enjoyed DOOM
>enjoyed Mad Rrat
>enjoyed Yakuza
>currently enjoying Crash
I dunno anontachi, maybe you're just retarded.

>>29803522
based corn anti

>>29803315
Because JP vtuber market is oversaturated to the hell and back. Haachama was always pretty smart about marketing herself.

>>29803474
Miko is the protagonist of Hololive. It's easy for HoloEN to waltz right in and capitalize off the work that their senpais (Miko, Sora, Suisei, Fubuki, etc) did; growing the brand domestically and overseas. Hololive was going to be massively popular overseas through translated clips, regardless of HoloEN but HoloEN took Hololive to the next level.

And pretty much the first thing people in the States ever saw of Hololive was Miko saying the N-word in 2019.

>>29803404
I really like InAme. Did you draw this anon?

>>29803609
Retardchama... sweet corn isn't the same as HFCS...

>>29803484
you missed one
https://files.catbox.moe/2njk44.ogg

Man with sega permissions I am so excited for next week's schedules, I'm sure they are also excited and won't wait until fucking Wednesday again

>>29803654
No it's this autistic chink on twitter.

>>29803589
Nigger fuck you, I acknowledged that it's bait and that I haven't seen it in a long time.

>500 word essay due in under a minute
>Kiara's fat ass keeps distracting me
>She shoves it in my face
>Cum all over the paper
>Pass

>>29803543
https://files.catbox.moe/gtcg51.mp4

Reminder that Gura's first alt outfit has a high chance of having cat ears, and a decent chance of being a sailor school uniform.

>>29803351
Probay means Walf is an AmeSame fan as well

>>29803068

definitely up there with amon9us and Gura's first karaoke as one of the best streams since EN debuted, the chemistry between the two wasn't just better than everyone expected, it was amazing. Dozens of clippable moments, classic peko pranks all throughout, and then Kiara getting her showdown with Moona was fucking beautiful. Ended on a really sweet note with Kiara tearing up and thanking Pekora for her streams getting her through one of the toughest periods of her life, and Pekora seemed genuinely touched. All in all, great fucking stream, even if you're EOP don't wait for clips and just watch it right the fuck now, I can't remember the last time I smiled this much. Fuck, I'm still smiling just thinking bout it, the afterglow is real.

>>29803609
He said sweet corn my man

>>29803259
And you're sitting her stalling? Get to work faggot!

>>29803648
Miko got me into hololive and she's me oshi.

>>29803648
based 35p

>>29803648
holoEN gen 3 will hit a million at debut anway, that's just how things go

>>29802913
My daughter is retarded by her her English language skills.
But forced to confront them to a degree by the tutorial.

>>29803648
MIGOBI LOVE

>>29803669
>kiara
>fat ass
theres only one brapper in EN and it isnt kiara

>>29803151
>>29803172
>>29803232
>>29803293
Aww, that's actually so sweet! I'd probably cream my pants too if I ever met Tenchou or Mori. Gonna rewatch the stream now

I FUCKING LOVE SOUNDPOSTERS

>>29803310
>nooo wAAIIII hahahaha EW

>>29803725
No. Shut the fuck up.

>>29803522
i liked corn ice cream when i tried it

>>29803656
Anon, almost every canned vegetable is mostly corn, even if it's labeled something else, it's made of corn. All food is in someway being filled with corn. The animals, the plants, all corn related
Nearly everything in America is connected to corn, because corn is so cheap, because corn is subsidized by the government which does this because the big corn lobbies

Ame and Gura probably have the highest overlap in fanbase.

>>29803193
Gura is Kristen Bell?

>look at this!
<drops it on the ground

>>29803707
>he lacks critical information
We don't say she has a trash compacter ass for no reason, anon.

>>29803707
you aren't funny, newfag. Do your fucking archive reps

>>29803719
Am... Am I corn?

Moona get to FUCK this!!?

>cope
>seethe
>cringe
>Ogey
>rrat
>Meds
>DURRRRRRRRRR TOWA TOWATER TOKYO TOWER TWAP TOWAPI TOW TRUCK
>LOOK AT HER GO
>Pardun
>Go back
>Schizo
>Reddit
>SEANIGGER
>Chilean
>falseflagger
>Cunny
>UUUUOOOHHH
>Gosling
>G(h)ostling
>ITS HER
>T.DEADBEATS
IS THAT ALL YOU FUCKS CAN SAY

>>29803730
THE trash compactor

>>29803730
gonna cry?

>>29803160
>People ship 2 vtubers together
>Oh shit they switched partners
>Expecting civil discussion instead of "KEKOLDRY" "CHEATING" "WHORES STEALING EACH OTHER'S WIVES"
Like what did you expect, shipping when switch places happens a lot and everyone acts gay as fuck all the time creates infinite cuckposting

>>29803522
corn is great tho

>>29803589
Fuck off I actually need help with my 3 word TED talk due next year,

>>29803720
You mean Ame, Gura, and Ina

>>29803707
... Shoud we tell him?

>>29803711

>>29803592
Hot drinks in Japan are weird. I had hot lemonaid and I didn't hate it, but I didn't know if I wanted more of it.

>>29803707
How new?

>open hachama stream
>fall in love
wtf?????????????????

Predict the words that Ame will add to her autobans due to the Smash collab.

>>29803743
___

>>29803310
PEPELONI

>>29803648
All the good things happening with hololive atm, are thanks to Mikochi's return

How can Haachama be so perfect

>>29803735
you eat corn.
you are what you eat.
do the math.