/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29742167
Ceiling cat?

I hope when I die I get to find out what it would be like to gently bite giant monster nipples

>>29742424
Portals within our lifetime.

>>29742398
Ceiling Cheshire watches you masturbate and she likes what she sees.

>tfw ywn get invited to lilithTV as the spokesman for men's rights

>>29742622
>As I'm dying alone in the hospital a news report comes on the television in my room
>Portals have opened
>Die seconds after reading and understanding the news

>>29743188
You're just chilling in the morgue when this chick crawls into your body bag and says waaaaarm~
What do?

>>29743188
Apophis might hit us in 2068 or something

After being married to a sex-addict dark elf, I want to have a daughter with her and have sex with our daughter when she's 8 years old by giving her her first creampie, and we can have comfy family sex in the living room, kitchen, and me and my wife's bedroom which will also be our daughter's bedroom soon. And we can turn her old bedroom into maybe a video studio to film us having sex and upload it on the internet for the world to see. and maybe consider 2 more dark elf kids, a pet kobold, and a kikimora maid to join us to form a bigger sexual family. I'm not letting my wife's racist light elf near us though.

Alcohogoat for the win

>>29743905
2068? But I'll be 75 by then!

Reminder that lilims are the lewdest monsters!

>>29743905
If we aren't off this fucking rock by then we deserve it.

>>29743975
kinda cringe bro

>>29744525
Even all powerful Lims need a vacation sometimes.

>>29742684
What if she doesn't? What if your technique is shit?

>>29744525
How is a lifeguard supposed to do his job when lims are walking around being lewd like that?

>>29746126
Then it's the sign she must take the matters in her own hands.

>>29746130
Lifeguard is a Lilim too, duh.

Romance can be simple

what the fuck is this website

>>29747173
This is 4channel. How'd you end up here, friend?

>>29747173
who the fuck are you

>>29747105
How do you know she's not a villain and he's a distraction from her plans of world domination?

Small bugs are greatful for helping

>>29747215
heard something about shien’s feet so I came here (shien from holostars)

anyone mind giving me a picture of moona’s irl face

>>29747747
This is the monstergirl thread

>>29747747
Wrong thread compadre

>>29747747
hey buddy i think you got the wrong thread
vtuber club's two rows down

>>29747747
This is the wrong thread, anon. Also, to reply to a post, click on the string of numbers to the right of the No. on a post. When you do, a small box should show up with >>(insert numbers of post here) at the top. Those two uhh, chevrons tell 4chan what post you're replying too. Here's this, as well.

>>29747856
Fuck I just remembered, some of those don't work on certain boards.

tailpussy

>>29747856
I was just fucking around but thanks buddy, that’s sweet of you to do

Praise the sun with Amaterasu.

>>29748331
No problem.

What is a good gift for new weds in monster girl world?

>>29748940
Beethoven's 9th symphony.

>>29748940
A Bicorn

>>29743975
Based, family bonds are important in mixed human/mamono families

I love how the daughter dickers claim that dicking their daughterus is a sign of a good family when daughterus would normally be going after boys around their own age

Train the body as well as the mind
Need to follow gym haku's example

>>29749613
Hakus are weak nerds and I’d give them a swirly if their horns were smaller

>>29747747
>doxfags are here too
YAB

>>29747438
That's a big bug

>>29748940
A kiki and/or shog.

In households with both a cat and a dog, the cat is always above the dog in the pecking order. Why is this? Why do dogs submit to smaller, weaker animals?

>>29744525
>"Oh no, it seems like I'm downing! if only that really hot lilim lifeguard would save me!"

>>29750531
The cat says it's ontop of the pecking order, who can be bothered to correct it?

>>29747105
>Cupid loads bow with loving intent.png

Winterstown beach episode!

>>29750531
Pretty much this >>29751403
Cat says they are the best and act like it and everyone else just rolls with it.

>>29743188
prepare to have your soul sucked into a will-o-the-wisp cage, Anon

>>29751436
By the shores of the Northwest Passage?

>>29749496
>boys around their own age
Monstergirls don't care about shotas

You would adopt a lost orphaned succubus, right?

>>29752525
She she actually a 200 year old succubus that turned herself into a loli?
Not doing that mistake again.

>>29752525
She looks like a succubus that would either call herself daddies little princess or daddies little slut.
And always just at the wrong time.

Don't trust snakes.

Love snakes, cherish snakes, appreciate snakes, and even breed snakes. But don't trust them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anw2_f8iWnM

Favorite monster girl poll

http://poal.me/uyzkx

Flow kelp or tentacle?

>>29749496
probably depends on the monstergirl species as well as amount of available men around.

>>29750531
dogs either too dumb or too smart to care

>>29754242
There n't no fucking Manticore bro

>Get kidnapped and sold into slavery
>Sometime later you learn that you have been bought by some rich noble mamono
>Get brought to a remote mansion
>The mistress of the mansion is a regal looking ushi-oni
>Instead a seal, her left eye is covered by a rose-like object.

>>29752525
Am I gonna wake up one day magically chained to the bed and her sucking my dick like her life depends on it?
Because if not, then I won't adopt her.

>>29752525
Yes, I would teach her to be really good at video games

>>29754242
Haha there is no my favorite, kill thyself.

>>29755307
Which one is your favorite?

>>29754820
>ushi-oni
RIP

>Be traveling in the wilderness
>Come upon a small forgotten and neglected shrine
>The lady of the shrine asks me to help her with some chores being as it is she doesn't get much in the way of offerings these days
>I oblige her and offer to share some of my dinner with her.
>Turns out this counts as making an offering to her.
>Now I am married to the hag of the shrine.
Everythings gonna be alright right?

>Can't go to thanksgiving with heavily pregnant wives.
Life is cruel that I cannot do this with a big kot and small kot.

Happy thanksgiving Anons. What monstergirls would want to make sure you get stuffed with good food today?

>>29757220
Clear up some of the forest and start farming. All your harvests shall be bountiful due to being blessed.

>>29757475
Harpies!

>>29757475
Sends-Mixed-Signals, of course.

>>29755446
She is a prim and proper noblewoman. Her advanced age has made her more calm. She is still a beast in bed, help

>>29757220
There better be more of this mango, anon

>>29757746
>Anon has his pelvis crushed by an Ushi-oni after accidentally calling her old
>sources she she'll do it again

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>>29757883
Old monsters have advanced curves, it is known.

>>29757883
I imagine ancient ushis being proud of their age. They have much better self-control than their younger counterparts and nothing can touch them because of their power. Though yeah maybe calling one "old" is a bit blunt.

>>29757475
Happy normal Tuesday to you too!
I'm gonna go and stuff and nice thick harpy with cum.

>it always feels like, there's somebody watching me

>>29758344

>>29750531
One of those two is a dude.

I bet even the human shrine maidens of Zipangu are lewd as fuck

>>29758594
Considering there is no real stigma to monsters over there?
Probably.

Hell, they probably see it as a straight upgrade.

>>29758931
>all wearing lewd shrine maiden outfits
>They still take their job very seriously so that they can eventually ascend like their ancestors.

>>29759069
Exactly.
Although I imagine they have to get pregnant first and have a human child before the ascension can occur.

>>29758594
Be careful when staying overnight in a shrine, how knows what plans the shrine maiden has.

>>29759165
>Although I imagine they have to get pregnant first and have a human child before the ascension can occur.
I guess they get some sort of blessing ect to ensure it is a girl

>>29759298
>trained by yokai mamono in lewd arts
>wear lewd shrine maiden uniforms
>all to seduce male travelers or shrine goers
How daring!

>>29759411
Most likely, that's what they'd need to do if they want to keep a human line going.

OR They are something like the second daughter/first daughter after a son is born from a family to keep the line going.

>>29759298
Some of them are probably Kitsune-tsuki in disguise too

>"Ara~? All alone on Thanksgiving? Its okay, anon, I understand..."

Lamia rapings must be more intense than any other kind of fucking done by extraordinarily-bodied monsters. You get wrapped up, have her pelvis slapping against yours while she wraps her arms around you, and throat fucks you with her invasive tounge. You cant doing anything while she's doing all the active fun on you. Lamias are so much better than leglets imo

>>29759695
B-but my country doesn't have Thanksgiving! This is just Thursday to me!

>>29759298
>Anon encounters a very remote and isolated shrine on his travels
>The cute resident shrine maiden immediately goes; "FUCKING FINALLY"

>>29754242
>no canines
Lmbo

>>29759695
This is why I bully lims

>>29759695
Are we going to your family's thanksgiving dinner?

>>29758594
Still can’t beat the fluff

>>29759712
Add in lewd venom and it only gets better.

>>29757220
Never trust a kitsune. Tricky creatures they are.

>>29759695
I'm hiding away from my family on Thanksgiving.

>>29759712
I like the fluffy snake but without thighs lamias struggle to compete

>>29757220
the evil smile at the end

>>29759712
You wanna talk about intense rapings?
>senses your presence, goes into lion mode and dashes towards your location
>upon finding you, immediately launches the attack, trying to pin you with her intense strength and agility
>ends up scorching off your clothes with an intense blast of fire that also depletes your mana and leaves you defenseless on the ground with a throbbing erection
>amazon presses you into the ground
>cum
>snake mode activates
>bites you with her snake tail and paralyzes you
>rides you cowgirl while explaining how you’re a couple now, and how you’ll never need anyone else when you have her
>sadistically pulls on your nipples while you cum a second time
>dragon mode activates
>rides you in a crouched position while chastising you for resisting her earlier, stating that someone like you should feel honored to be able to so much as touch a beast as elegant as her
>cum a third time while she refuses to even look you in the eye
>baphomet mode activates
>crawls to your side and gives you a nursing handjob while apologizing about the other personalities being so rough
>cum a fourth time and pass out while looking at her gentle, smiling face

>>29760661
I'll be ok, I have a rape whistle on me.

>>29760742
Is that like a dogwhistle so only monsters looking to rape you can hear it?

>>29760841
it calls my hellhound wife who will save me from the rapists before raping me properly

>>29760841
>get dragged into an alleyway by a monster girl
>blow the whistle
>all that happens is you get a few cheers and congratulations from monster girls that are passing by

>>29761054
No refunds!

>>29760023
Always trust kitsunes.

>>29751436
>Yeti-chan and Yuki-chan are in brand new swimsuits trying to hit on guys at the school beach trip
>Wendi-chan and Anon are sitting under her cloak that they made into a sort of tent while snacking on some jerky
The big question is what does White Horn-san wear to catch the eye of the new P.E. teacher?

>>29761723
Big breasted doggo

>>29762065
This cat...snek....is quite chesty.

>>29762090
The ears are fake.

I want to be strapped onto my BIG hellhound wife

>>29760023
i feel like it's pretty easy to trust MGE style monsters since they all just wanna love you

>grimdark monstergirl setting
Which monsters would you guys trust?

>>29759842
I wish to drink tea with her.

>>29762143
I feel deceived

>>29762166
The best.

>>29761815
>White Horn-san receives a gift box and note from Yeti-san
>"Heard you're looking for a new swimsuit, try one of my bikinis, they're warmer than they look!"
>The box has a fur bra, fur panties, and a thin, silky, blue scarf
>White Horn-san slips into the new bikini
>It's too small and barely covers her breasts, straps are holding on by a miracle
>White Horn-san nervously walks to the beach praying the bra doesn't snap
>Yeti-san lifts her sunglasses from her lounge chair and gives her a thumbs up

>>29762405
Magical bras that hold until the perfect moment, at which point they snap to wonderful effect.

>>29762166
I am not into grimdark monster girls 2bh. Or are you talking about MGE monsters in a grimdark setting?

>>29762152
You mean like in a sexual way or sort of a Master Blaster/Banjo Kazooie style?

>>29761331
Fucking nookis

So does the whole "MGs can feel when you really don't wanna them near you" thing means that if you're sufficiently hateful or misogynistic, every monster in every single case would interpret that aura as "I'm not his type" and leave you alone? This just might be the solution for staying chaste in MGE (that is if you somehow want that).

>>29762908
>"MGs can feel when you really don't wanna them near you"
That's not what it is at all though.
Also why do you keep bringing this garbage topic up

>>29762984
>why do you keep bringing this garbage topic up
I don't though?

>>29762894
Sexual, or at least so I am constantly hugging her

>>29754242
Zashu

>>29742763
>Interesting...
>Have you ever seen chimps hunt?

Should the royal demon realm government form a rape hotline in case a human man is being chased or about to get raped?

I wonder if dark mages have a spell that copies genetics from her step-son and applies it to her self to look more biologically related to him to increase the immersion of genuine incest

>>29759731
>Visiting a remote shrine
>Shrine maiden begins shrieking profanities in perfect english
No wonder she doesn't have a boyfriend

>>29759695
I have work as an excuse not to talk to people. Especially today.

>>29764206
At some point they all lose the patience for niceties.

Bros I need help, my wife won't stop worrying over the paper cut on my finger. What do I do to calm her down, I've tried having sex with her but she starts panicking every time I touch her with the hand with the cut. I need to go out and buy groceries but she's refusing to let me out of our home.

>>29764557
Shove finger in mouth

>>29764557
Put a band-aid on it, sexhaver.

>>29752525
Yes.

>>29764557
She's right, the outside world is dangerous. That's why I stay in my sandworm's safe and warm home.

Look out! It's a Snow Wurm!

>>29762405
>>29762584
>White Horn-san and PE teacher anon are playing volleyball at the beach
>White Horn-San goes up for a spike and her top comes undone spilling out her GGG tits

>>29764750
Fuffy retard inbound.

>>29762166
>Which monsters would you guys trust?
I mean, is the personal hubby semen addiction still a thing?

Have you ever had a dream with a monster girl in it? Did you gain a new fetish or like a new species because of that dream?

>>29764766
How big would GGG tits be, can I get some reference?

>>29764640
I'd love to, if she could let me out of the house to buy one. She keeps blabbering on about how walking to the store will open up the wound and I would bleed to death. I don't know anon are all wyverns like this?

>>29765080
Get her to go with you. If you're bleeding to death and she can fly you to the hospital

>>29765193
Too much monster.

>>29764928
Not MGE, but I got my lactation fetish from a dream about a goat demon giving me a nursing handjob. Still waiting for a bogey cuddle dream.

>>29764928
Does succubi count?

>>29764996
Much bigger than your head. She could crush beer cans with those bahonkadonkaroos.

>>29764928
I keep having dreams of Greilia and working in a hospital with her.

>>29765581
Cute, I bet she works hard.

>>29764928
Not too long ago I saw a dream where I was at the beach, with a loli Wight in a one-piece swimsuit.

>>29764190
You wanna know what made these bones?

>>29764928
I met my waifu in a dream, months before I realized she was my waifu

>>29764928
Shoggoth, she keeps appearing in my dreams and speaks to me in an ancient language that I don't understand
But I think she is telling me that I am going to die.

>>29764928
I'll had dreams with multiple MGs and fugging them.

>>29762671
I mean monstergirls as is but in a more realistic environment where there is killing, and you can't reasonably fuck 24/7 because you gotta do stuff in life like not get killed by non-girl monsters

>>29764928
I'd say, but my culture believes that saying good dreams out loud causes them to become impossible to happen.

>>29764898
Didn't mean trust loyalty wise, I meant more like who would you trust to not be an abusive wife

>>29754306
I prefer Flow kelp.

>>29767329
My waifu. Not because of her species, perhaps even despite that. As a matter of pride, and a sacred oath upon her own name and title.
Absolute trust is a necessary part of living and loving as we both see fit.

>>29767624
And yeah she's a big chuuni. So am I.

If you treat a zombie like a wight how would she react when she wights for real?

>>29764928
I have been in a state few times where around 3-4am I'm half awake. I was asleep, but still aware of my surroundings. I forgot where but I read it somewhere that at this time some spiritual bullshit is usually more intense.

>>29767329
>>29767624
Yeah any kind of honorable wife would be a safe bet.

how do you get a kobold to stop humping your leg?

>>29767857
I'm a brainlet, can someone sum up wight for me in a 4chan post

>>29768048
>offtopic image
>I'm a brainlet
Yes, we can see that. Wights are basically undead royalty, next time check basic profile info on the MGE wiki.

Where do you and your wife(s) live?

>his waifu has human hands

>>29743678
>She's on top of your body hugging it close to herself in quiet bliss
>Someone working at the morgue zips up the body bag and stores it away, not noticing the zombie girl nor concerned with the extra weight
>You're both locked away and she doesn't have a care in the world.

>>29768566
gensokyo

>>29768566
In a cave, endlessly building our web.

>>29768566
In a house near the city.

>>29760023
Always truss a kitsune. Cuddly dakis they are.

I need a big bazongas-having waifu

>>29768566
In a van down by the river.

>>29768566
A pyramid.

This wight is too powerful.
I like it.

>>29769102
>that tongue

>>29767857
Die wight girls.

Merry Thanksgiving, fellow degenerates! My gift to you is more world guide translations. The perspective changes now to another "you" and someone special.
https://pastebin.com/iUKUCAEM

>Giant Battleship Queen Diana
>Mmm... Ahaan You filled me up so much again...
>Ahh So you’ve finally awakened My beloved...

>You faded away, I wonder if it felt that good~...
>It seems it felt so good your mind went blank, and now your wife will have to tell you once more
>I am this city’s diva, the Kraken “Asura Mythra”... I’d be delighted if you called me Asuri~

>This is the top floor of the Giant Battleship “Queen Diana”, our love nest, The Witch’s Bedroom
>You can’t move your body?
>Ufufu Right now, I’m hugging you close with my ten tentacles and two arms I have to squeeze you tight so you won’t escape
>Since I have a lot of tentacles, I’ve prepared a large bed that fills the room we’re in~

>Ahaa~ You trembled suddenly, it seems you let out more again That’s right
>I’ll hold you nice and tight, so you can pour it in properly There, squeeze~, squeeze~
>Yaan You shot it all the way in, you’re a really good boy

>You’ve woken up now, so allow me to show you around our Queen Diana
>“Can I pull it out now then”?
>Ufufu... Noooope I finally got to meet you
>Besides, doesn’t being inside of me, held close by my tentacles, feel really good?
>I feel good too That’s why I don’t want to let you go
>Besides, when my tentacles squeeze you tighter and tighter, they get tangled up and won’t unravel
>So let’s head out, feeling good like this

do autogynephiliacs alp?

>>29769348
https://pastebin.com/6Z5rBcxc

>Asura Mythra's Mansion
>The name of the Queen Diana comes from the fact that there are six towers forming a ring around the central tower where we are now, resembling a royal crown, and so it is named after “The Queen of Diana”... Is what I was told by my dear friend the Queen
>This room was originally the Queen’s room back when she was a human, but she said she doesn’t need it, so I got it

>This place is my workshop, I apologize for all the potions, magic tools, and such scattered all over.
>I’m called the Witch of the Depths, and this is where I do my work
>In the past, I was a naughty witch who sunk a lot of ships
>But now I’m a super, super nice witch that grants the wishes of those in trouble through magic and song
>It's true you know? Ever since Court Alf was formed, I haven’t seen many ships I feel like sinking, and I’ve been diligently granting the wishes of those in need. However, in exchange, I receive compensation...

>Also, with this crystal ball, I search for those in need, and tell troubled people from far away that if they come to me, I’ll do something about it with my magic
>Ufufu I’m also good at fortune-telling. In truth, fortune-telling is how I first came to know about you
>When I was a very, very little girl, I lived at the bottom of a sea far, far deeper than this one.
>I didn’t have a husband, but one day, I picked up a broken piece of mirror from a ship that had sunk into the sea.

>Reflected in that mirror was the image of a man I didn’t know that shouldn’t have been there...

>At the bottom of the sea deeper than here, the men had “various appearances”, and everyone was always connected, feeling good
>A burly man grabbing his wife with his thick arms and feeling even better, or a wonderful man who penetrates his wife with a lot of tentacles. However, the man reflected in the mirror was a lot cooler than any of them...
>When I thought about him, little me’s little womb went all “kyun~”...
>It was at that time, the one who would be connected with me was decided
>Yes, and since then, for hundreds of years now, I’ve been waiting for you...

>That was surely the first divination I performed and discovered who it was that was fated to be married to me... so when you were finally born into this world, I felt my very soul shiver
>Ufufu The first time I believed it was correct is when you first came into this room...
>Just like that time, my womb went “Kyun~”
>The second time was the moment I held you close, and connected with you like this...
>The third time was when you poured your semen into my womb...
>Sorry Like I said, even if you say you want to pull out, my body is already obeying my womb, and I can’t pull it out willingly
>Besides, where I’m from, a man has not once been seen pulling out...

Next update will probably wrap up this section of the book.

Priestess I need your help. Every time I try to ask Ms. mershark on a date she dives under water avoiding my question, I need a spell that’ll let me speak under water so she can’t avoid me

>>29769551
Just cum the water, retard. Er, chum.

>>29769448
>>At the bottom of the sea deeper than here, the men had “various appearances”, and everyone was always connected, feeling good
I hope he actually does some kind of guide to the abyss even though he us usually vague and says something about it being hard to describe.

>>29769348
>>29769448
>Asura Mythra's husband was "you" the entire time
What a shocker. Jk I'm enjoying the translations so far, keep it up

The moment a lilim or a wight touches you, you are completely at her mercy. Actually that is true even if you are within seeing distance but you lose even that microscopic bit of hope you had.

>>29770108
A woman that can make me hers with sheer presence alone is hot.

>>29770108
I bet it'd be strange when a lilim drops from being momdblowingly hot to just being "that girl" once she's married. Monster magic is weird.

>>29769444
If their desire to be a woman is stronger than either the desire to remain a man or the desire to marry a monster girl, they alp.

>>29770280
the thing about that is the desire is strong, until you cum.

>>29770193
>momdblowingly hot
Little Freudian slip there. The way I see it is that other humans/monsters can still recognize how beautiful/hot/etc your wife is but not in a sexual way. Kind of like seeing a woman you can tell is beautiful but she isn't your type so you aren't attracted to her. It doesn't even have to be a real woman just think of a mamano species that you don't necessarily dislike but doesn't click for you

>>29768030
>marry your childhood succubus and angel friends
>the succubus wedding dress is very prom and proper while the angels dress is super risqué and shows off as much skin as possible

If I took off that pelt, would she cry?

>>29770860
It would be very chilly 4 U

>>29768831
>loli

I want to see a hellhound with dreadlocks

>>29770860
She would fuck you until you pass out.

>>29768831
I need some big meaty paws in my life

>>29770918
>chilly
It would be warm for me if I took her hat and mittens

>>29770860
I wouldn't pout if I got a selkie wife.
She'd only cry if you refused to warm her up after removing the pelt.

>>29771093
Both of you will be warm when she rapes you for stealing her clothes

>>29769448
Thanks for the translation. Really like all this magical item lore

>>29770536
Demon and Dark Valkyrie wives would sound cool.

>>29771031

>>29771233
I wonder how the dynamic between the two would work.
>Corruption through the valkyries twisted sense of justice vs the demons subversive techniques
>Husband has to corral them when they get too crazy with the extremist stick

>Train under a lizardman to become a master swordsman
>After many years of losing in sparring matches, exhausting training sessions, and learning new techniques, you beat her in a mock battle
>She confesses her love to you, saying that she held back her feelings so it wouldn't interfere with training, but she can now be true to herself and to (You)
Would you stay with her? Or would you use the skills you gained to woo a different woman?
Challenge mode: No harem route.

>>29771451
After a long day of keeping them under control he get sandwich between both of them while sleeping.

Reverse invasion story finally here for >>27967846

https://pastebin.com/SSQPu9CW

Hope everyone is having a good Thanksgiving, or at least a good Thursday.

>>29769348
>>29769448
Both lewd and neat!

%triforce

>>29750434
4u

Remember to shoot all of your thick loads into Kikimoras.

>>29750531
Probably because a dog knows it'll get in deep shit if it tears the cat apart.

>>29771645
Very nice, like all of your stuff is.

>>29771645
Based. Day of love instead of rape!

>>29772189
No I’d rather cum inside onis

>>29772189
Kikimoras need to be massively creamedpied.

>>29771645
Thanks, magnus

>>29768566
Haven’t really decided probably close to a monster girl city/town I have tried thinking up my own fan made area but I never got all that in depth into it

>>29768566
In a house.

I have an erection but I'm also feeling despair

>>29768566
The quiet undead, eldritch, sahuagin, vamp mosquito and p’orc infested hamlet a few miles outside of the city

Do we know how portals work what if I want to live in a certain area but be able to visit Dragonia and Court Alf fast is it possible to be able to set up portals for those area connected to the house where me and my harem live?

>>29769348
>>29769448
Fucking nice

>>29773400

New commission, this time featuring my daughter's growing anal desires. At least she has her mother beat in one area!
https://files.catbox.moe/m66zcv.png

>>29771587
>Being covered by their bodies and wings
The dream

>>29771645
Nice one Magus

>>29767000
I kinda imagined a space setting like that
>Mamono-Human space empire
>majority humans, ruled by a minority of mamono(still a ton of mamono)
>actual violent space battles against rebel "order" humans
It's mostly humans that do the fighting considering they are in the majority though. I would probably want to be the personal assistant to some demon commissar/agent in such a setting.

>>29757475
fishwife brings plenty of fish, it may not be festive but there sure is a lot.

>>29774631
>moomers

>somehow inherite a mansion in monster territory
>comes with several mamono servants
Would you? They might be very horny and hungry . It has a really cool magical library. Also a lot of cool armor on display in the halls.

Nobody can escape the floof.

>>29771645
>Awan and the human general didn't hook up
missed opportunity. other than that nice story

>>29759695
where there's no thanksgiving this is just an academic thursday

>>29774299
Side mouth with drawn lips like that is really killing me.

>>29774563
Why use Godhands when you could own a pair of Wifehands?

Why are monstergirls so great? What makes them so perfect?

>>29774088
>Being smothered by their breasts.

>>29776024
They are gods

>>29776332
no

>>29770108
You think I'm worried about HER mercy?

>>29776332
Your gods are false.

>>29776332
They are merely extremely horny women.

>>29776024
The monster is on the outside.

>>29776332
They are toilet paper rolls.

imagine your wife using magic to transform into a female clone of yourself, calls you her brother, and she fucks you haha

>>29776378
Yes. For worship

>>29776585
For enslavement.

>>29776547
>your wife using magic to transform into a female clone of yourself
I don't understand what she wants to gain from making me look at her with disgust.

>>29758594
I would help her monsterize if she sits on my face.
>You will never be the incubus pet to a power hungry cute priestess

>>29776389
False how? Literally pulling humanity along to something greater

>>29776332
How deliciously conceited. My waifu and I just love bullying the pompous types.

>>29776332

>>29776981
I would lick those abs.

>>29768566
Where I've always lived.

>>29776498
Common yet still based answer.

>>29777218
That would please her. She will find a place for you at her court

>>29776852
That's not the measure of a god. They are for love, though.

>>29776585
>>29776694
>not going for switches
>not trying to gain control of each other during sex and trying to make the other cum first
Very shit tastes

>>29777403
I'll worship and shower them with love anyway

Yeah I'm gonna need some monster girl genocide fics real quick

>>29777467
Idolatry is fine when the idol loves you back.

>>29777452
I like switch stuff as well. I am just on a femdom streak right now

falling into an ancient tentacle pit on purpose

>>29777467
w i d e

>>29777452
I play to win, and I'm tired of losing.

>>29776024
Hate to be that guy but they are simps for us

>>29777467
I'm always in awe of that Hatter's chest.
>>29777514
>"Your father said the dowry is acceptable. You are now my husband and...what do you mean "who am I"? I'm your wife stupid."

>>29777750
>I'm your wife stupid
I didn't agree to this so no you're not.

>>29777305
I'm glad that it does.

>>29778049
How open are you for using your tongue on her loyal members of the inner council? They are powerful warriors like her.

>>29775141
I kick them out, miss me with that rape shit.

>>29777824
What...what is that? Is that your drool? I don't want that in my hair, miss.

>>29778248
You are their master though. Just disciplined them. Probably a book or two in the library that can help you out.

>>29777824

>>29758150
Is it me or just on steam?

>>29778335
Knowing mamono, those books are cursed with nymphomancy bullshit. It's best to just get rid of them before they get any funny ideas.

>>29759695
Go away

Reminder

>>29778427
Weak

>tfw no zombie idol gf

>>29778523
Sorry anon but I'm not falling for the honey pot, rapists deserve death and that's final.

>>29778506
>heckin cute and valid.jpg

>>29778128
I wouldn't be oppose to it but I rather only lick her's.

>>29778643
There is plenty enough to lick on her I suppose

>>29777257
How would you react if unagi while cuddling you then whispered into your ear hail sithis

>>29778623
They just want to serve and love you, anon. Think of all the nice dinners the loyal kikimora will make you. Also getting a blowjob from your succ librarian while you reading some cool magical book is pretty cash.

>>29778623
Don't get your panties in a knot.

>>29777693
>monster girl with a perfect sexy body desperately trying to get attention of some guy barely counting as average

>>29776332
There are only two gods I recognize

>>29779084
when all the girls are 10/10 looks it can be hard to stand out.

>>29778623
IRC monmusu quest has a literal honeypot girl

>>29779205
>10/10

>>29779168
The two divine globes of the Pharaoh?

>>29779084
One man's perfect can be another man's trash on top of what the other guy said. Imagine being a human woman with that shit going on.

>>29778710
There more than enough to lick on her.

>>29779472

>>29778968
Considering how much I hate myself I cant love someone who loves me.

>>29779500
> Imagine being a human woman with that shit going on.
I mean they have an easy way into beauty and power.

>>29779080
But I don't want it, and I'm quite sure about that.
>>29778968
Miss me with that demonic energy shit. None of them can be trusted when they're walking brainwash energy emitters. You think I want that shit in my house?

i need a cat

>>29779711
>But I don't want it
Tough shit you're getting it

>Don’t like mg still post in the mg thread
Why?

>>29779798
As expected of a race of rapists. Can't trust any of them.

>>29779941
Boredom. Genuine hatred of fictional characters. Impotent rage. Shitposting.
Take your pick.

>>29775141
I hope there's an on grounds chapel, for various reasons

>>29779205
>>29779500
It gets hard to find ways to attract guys with low self esteem and not get put in the friendzone.
>>29779941
Denial, curiosity, or trolling.

>>29779764
Thats gross. What kind of person would drink that?

>>29779948
>>29779711
If you don't trust 'em, truss 'em.

>>29780561
The type of person that enjoys the thought of being raped.

>>29779576
Madoka Magica changed my life forever. It’s basically my religion and when ever I feel down or weak I remember what Homura would do and go on in this world.
It showed me that the meaning that I always desperately craved in life and on whose existence I had almost given up long ago did actually exist. And that the silver garden is waiting for me somewhere beyond then horizon under the blue sky.

>>29780597
don't lump me in with that.

I want Haku-sensei.

>>29780561
Is this better ?

>>29780561
>>29780597
he isn't wrong

I no longer like hellhound cause I heard kids talking about her at school

>>29779764
>>29780903
For me, I would only drink coffee filtered through my Jinko wife's leggings after our morning jog.

>>29780596
Truss em and then kick them out for maximum "fuck off"? They might get the wrong idea though.

>>29781124
Truss 'em so they are forced to behave and not rape you.

>>29780903
wait I just realized that the "filter" here is being applied at the wrong point in the coffee-making process

>>29781124
>>29779941

>>29781450
it's just double filtered

>>29781535
Why do I have to like them to post in the mg thread? As long as my posts aren't off topic, it's fine right?

>>29781450
exactly, the coffee needs to be filtered by her kidneys first :)

How do you make a lich smile?

>>29782581
By being the best man you are

>>29782581
Gag her with something awkward.

>>29782581
Give her the bump.

>>29782581
undead puns

>>29782581
rub that phylactery

>>29774563
I really enjoy pictures showing monster girls having really mundane hobbies. More?

>>29783426

brown cat witches

Love your mantis.

>>29784331
Seems like a good way to get your face chewed off

>>29784540
Just grab the antenna if you’re scared of that

>>29784592
I'll stick with snakes thanks

>>29782581
You play her favorite song
https://youtu.be/j-ZZIv3LYg0

>>29784331
Headpat your mantis

>>29784982
This is the way.

Abandon our mantis

Train your dragon

>>29785846
Turn her into dragon bone armor

>guy with power fantasies wants to summon a demon to be his servant
>somehow manages to summon a lilim
>of course no one of the spells meant to control and contain her are even remotely effective
>lilim decides to play along for the lulz
>guy thinks he has a powerful if disobedient servant
>actually has him completely wrapped around her finger
>calls him "master" sarcastically
>makes him lick her feet or beg or give her an "offering" if he wants her to do something
>constantly teases him with how powerless he is before her but always pretends that she is prevented from going too far thanks to the spells he placed on her

>>29783985
>tfw no /k/ wight gf

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