/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Loving Ame!
Marrying Ame!
Taking Ame to bed!
Disappointing Ame sexually!
Failing to give Ame the living standards she wants!
Disappointing Ame emotionally!
Getting abused by Ame physically!
Having to explain the bruises Ame gave me to my co-workers!
Dealing with a failing marriage with Ame!
No children with Ame!
Screaming matches with Ame!
All the appliances in the houses broken because of Ame!
I love Ame!

aaaaaah gura is so sweet and kind aaaah

>>29738952
Ina is cute and she's my oshi. Her creativity and drive inspire me to do better I want to rub my dick on her flat chest and also she's a really hard worker!

gura is a good girl

Gura actually is, factually, indisputably, cuter than usual today.

why the fuck is Gura so perfect?

Gura loves you!

>Please let me see your pet, I'll bang you.
Cat owners ww@?!

So how exactly can she make creepers spawn for her trap?

Ame is the cutest!

This is NOT a ritual post, I swear.

Head of bone, heart of gold

Say something about this shark that gets people so angry!

GURA IS AN ACTUAL IDOL, APOLOGIZE.

when was the last gura zatsudan...

>>29738985
>Compared to when Mori or Kiara are streaming this is thread is tame as fuck
If you think this is a high quality thread, you're probably part of the problem.

Gura is the perfect tradwife!

>>29739032
maxing squats today for Ame

How do I watch an ADHD shark if I'm suffering from ADHD as well?

>>29738669
It's only good when
>Ina: since /hlgg/ functions as if it's still dead hours
>Mori: The usual suspects only come out AFTER the she streams
>Kiara: Most just wants for her to stop numberfagging, else they just support her regularly.
>Ame: Like Kiara's but more lively.
While Gura's are
>"UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"
>"Gura is *insert overused template here*
>HERfaggotry
>doxxfaggotry
>Aborition fetishists
>Delusional
>pointless simp wars
>etc etc.
Mind you, the list gets longer per stream.
Chumcucks are the worst aspect of /hlgg/, and even outside /jp/.

Gura is especially cute tonight

Both Ame and Gura have worked in an animal shelter

Quick guys, how do we stall her for another hour and a half for Haachama to log in?

>>29739000
Pretending that Kiara's hate cabal doesn't raid when she's streaming isn't very cash money of you, anon.

Do you wait?

:3 Remember to hydrate like the Shaakitect! We can't be chumbuddies if you're dead! :3 :3

>A dog in line for being put to sleep got to whiff Gura's crotch

I wish I was that dog.

You guys think Gura does her JP reps? On the JP server tour she was better at kana than Ame.

>>29739032
I don't like Ame, but I like her Ames...

>
>
LOL

she's perfect

>be anon
>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime
>work was tough today, don't want to do anything
>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed
>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes
>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you
>something's touching your nose
>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there
>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey
>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch
>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer
>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you
>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers
>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up
>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again
>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server
>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter

Gura is a little angel.

>>29739028
du yu rely buluv dat

How the fuck does building a creeper farm take this long?!

>>29739019
Reminder that if you come here to falseflag, start shit between fanbases, or staright up lie about Hololive girls, you're literally worse than Chinese antis, because they're brainwashed into doing it, and you do it for free

みことSEXしろ
https://vocaroo.com/1n3J9zbfh28o

>holoEN
takes care of shelter cats during their free time
>holoJP
eats cats

Both Ame and Gura are animal shelter girls huh.

>>29739028
When I look at this thumbnail, the mic looks like a gun barrel stuck in her mouth.

>Her fanbase is the worst one, because it's the biggest and therefore contains the highest number of mentally ill, stalkers and doxxposters, statistically speaking. Cumsharts chumbuds are the equivalent of bugmen when it comes to Holo fandom standards

its ok /hlg/, your meds are on the table, you just have to go back to your room

This thread WILL be good, or else

Is this going to work?

>>29739052
Good job exposing yourself as a retarded chickencuck

>>29739055
no chance, progressfags ruined the stream and when she's done "building" it's over.

Does /hlg/ seethe over shark because she's unironically more seiso and idol-like than the entirety of the JP roster put together?

>>29739055
sorry anonchama, the rrats told me she hates haachama

>>29739049
play a videogame or do work on monitor one
Gura on second monitor
BTC USD on third monitor

>>29739064
well this is something

towa baby

>>29739073
>holoJP
>eats cats

>>29739055
superchats

>>29739052
Stop dragging up shit from the last thread

>>29739056
that doesnt happen every stream

Reminder that the people complaining about cunny are faggot tourists, cunny posting has been here since debut. Literally nothing has changed.

DO U RELY BELEB GURA IS A GOOD CHRIASTAIN GIRL?
DO U RELY BELEB IT????

>>29739015
L̶̢̟̩͎̠̉̑̋̇á̶͉͕̭̹̌͊d̸̞̺̠̼̋̿͘̕͜s̶̢͇̽̔͑̚ ̷̦͙̪̓̃̑̈I̵͕͚̙̼̽ ̶̬͚̃̋̽̈̊j̵̻̞̞̻̒̿͗̾ŭ̶̘͜ṣ̷̩̠̆͋̚ţ̶̣̍ ̷̟̿̾m̵̦̤̪̍̕a̵͔̗͓͛̓͝s̵̢͕̎́͘t̶̹̹̉̇͜͠ų̶̩̘͝ŕ̸̝̮̮̥͊̀̏̎b̵̻̮̒̓̌͑a̴̜̬͐̑t̶̫̼̫̒̔̎͘è̴͍̜̗̬̉̕d̶̟̻̰͔̉̌̐́͌ ̴̰͕̹̓̿̍̒a̵̡͚͎͝n̶͉̋̀̏ḓ̸̛͔͉̀͐ ̴̼͖͉̝͑͘c̷̦͒̊̄̍̑h̶̯̒̆ṷ̶̖̀̈́́̿̄m̴͉͚̻̃̑͗̿́m̸̨̖̈́é̶͉̤͓̻̪̍ḑ̴͇̓̆͂ ̶̢̉s̸̰̺̈ǫ̴͔̪͙̻͐ ̶̧̛̹̝̺͍̍͒̕h̷̛̼͕͉̼̄̈́̉̈́ą̶̂̆͌r̵̢̞̻̳͊̈́͐͂d̶͎͇͎̺̞͘ ̵̧̮̇m̶̭̓̆y̴̢̬̫͉̹͑̈̈́̈́͘ ̴̱͌a̶̛͍̙̙s̶̥̺̠̀̆̏s̴͇͗͊̿c̴̢͎͙̖̮̈́h̶̢̠͈̒̄̀é̸͚̝̯͑̔͝é̵͕̜͋͠ḳ̷̡̌͗̔͌s̵̛̮͕̖̞̐̑͒ ̸̘̼̣͛͊̋́c̷̯̞̼̥̄̋r̵̜͍̠̩̃̃̂̊à̴̛͇͚̹̝̆̄̏m̴̡͉̂͛̕͜p̶̝̘͙̾͐͗e̵̳ḍ̷̝͕̥̯̒ ̶̢̜̮̆̽ų̶̨̭͎͕͂̏̕ṗ̸͕͛̐̚̚ ̵̧͚̙̳̯̀̍͑̐a̶̦̗̙̔n̵̟̟̈́̎d̶̬͈̤͋̋̌̌̏ͅ ̷̣̰̐͂͆Į̴̰̖̓͜͝ ̴̛̣͎̟̀̋͐č̷̬̜̖͓̌͌͒ö̶̹͎́̃͗̆͒ǘ̷̺̫̘̼͆͆͝l̴̩͈̒͆͑̕͝d̷̜̜̙̘͖͋͋̂͗͠n̴̪̳̓̍̚'̸̠̖͍̰̂͊̌ṯ̶̗͉͑ ̶̖͕͓͇̑w̵̧͇̼͋͝ä̵͍̺́́ĺ̴̡̠͚̗́k̸̜̎̀̿͌ ̷̭̇͑̌̚͜f̷͖̳̼̳̄̍̃͜ỏ̸̩̭͕r̴̤͉̠̳̉̆̀̌ ̷̭̙̉2̸̟̝͈̠͐̃͋̐0̴̢͎̖̜̫̈̉̾̋ ̷͉̰͇̗̊̓͘m̷͍̏ĭ̵̥͖̀͊ṉ̷̢̩̗̞̾̈̍̏͝u̷̻̪͋͋̀͘͝t̶̻͖̀͐͗͆ȇ̵̖͑̒̀̈́s̷̤͈̑͒̃̆́.̵̣͖̳͑ ̴̖̥͚̽͐͒̈́͠W̶͎̜̩̽͑͜h̷͓̖̤̾̕ơ̵̬͆l̷̘̄̔́͝è̴̛̜͔̓ ̶̥̗͊m̴̟̩͔͍̓u̶͓̹͉͙̔̽̍̀̀s̶̨̈̽̌ͅc̸͚͈͇̖̎l̴̹̂é̷̢̦̂͒̽̚ ̴̬̙̰̍͗ͅĭ̶̳͎͕̩͕̔̆n̶̪̹̩̗͓̈́͂̆̓ ̶̛̩͔̜̍b̸̳̗͔̣̫̔͌͛̽o̵̜͔̺̿̿͜ť̵̡̗̪̚h̴̢͕͎͍́͛̇̓ ̴̬̼͎͍̬͛̾͘ḃ̵̨͉͓͂a̷͓̓̔ĝ̸̡̡̜̎ ̷̧̣̟͚͖̌͑͌l̴͉͐ẻ̶̥͓̥g̴̝̘̼͓̓̇̃̓s̸̳̙͔͆̋͂̔ ̷̨̨̝̝͆͛j̸̹̻̣͈́̿̐ͅư̸̡͗̉͘s̴̛̛͖͂̈t̵̻͗̑ ̷͖͈̻̈̇c̵͔̥͖̾̒r̶̯̈u̸̥͑̎̚͝ḿ̵͖̳͇͕̖͌͝p̸̮̿͘ļ̵̾͜ë̸̛͖̦̞͓́d̸̳̮͕̓ ̵͎̝u̷͍̬̻̰̔̄p̶̢̠̼̄͒̎͛͠ ̴̞̘͈̋ỉ̵n̶̝̮͙̳̫͝t̷̪̭̋͂ó̵̤̮͛͜ ̸̧͉̙͙͌͐̐̂͜ä̸̭͍́ ̴̖̙̉̍̉b̷̨̜̈́̏͋͐a̵̤̽̚l̸͇͗͑l̶̢̮̟̿.̸͇̬̠̼͙̿ ̸̻́I̴̟͉̹̋̐͝ ̴͈̦͉̣͂͊̿a̷͖͔͍͈͖̎̈́̚l̷̨̛͑͂͌s̶̞͐ö̶̙͛͌̒̿ ̵̱͖̾l̸̘̜̼̠͚̈́o̶̓͜s̷̢̪̭̏͑̋͑ţ̴̺̑̏ ̵͓̯͚̒̽̏̃ḧ̴̡̻́e̷̜̱̩̋͌̊å̶̗̠̘̮r̸͖͂i̴̗̽̂̚n̸̮̜̠̾̎͊̂g̶̞̙̻͌̊͗ ̵̬̽̈̀͒ḟ̷̢͉̹̩̥̊o̴̺̙̎̆r̵̢͎̎̚ ̵̰̈̀̍̐̚͜ȧ̵̹̻͓b̷̧͂o̷̢̓̓͌̄͝u̶͈̗̹̺̾͠ṯ̵̠̓̉͒ ̵̢̛͇̀̕1̵̖̫͓̔͋̽̚5̸̫̤̌́̀̈ ̵͖͊̄̓̏m̶̢̜͎̦̥͐̓̂͊į̶̳̳̽̓̿n̴̩̓̏̚u̴̳͎͗̂̀t̸̫̩͈̏̔͜͝e̵̦͌̆̂͒͘ŝ̴̹̤̌̇

>>29739073
You mean CN

I have an idea for a new Holo generation theme - Holo Throwback (shitty name, I know). They'd more or less be based on girls from classic series, and drawn in the corresponding art styles

gura is a down-to-earth country girl pretending to be a disorganized, dysfunctional autist

>new Animal Shelter lore because she read a Superchat during stream in-game

Alright, but now where are the retards to moan and cry about how this is an unspeakable crime? Hypocrisy is a funny thing

>>29738954
KILL YOURSELF HERFAG KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
SHE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF NOW DO IT
HER IS DEAD AND SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME

The audience resembles the streamer, so that means chumbuds are volunteers too right?

>>29739069
I BE

I'm gonna go volunteer at an animal shelter now
time to work on my good person reps for Gura

>>29739104

Who?

>>29739015
Every time I see something like this I'm just reminded of the "Flirting with Gura!" soundpost.

>>29739104
>Lynn
Loser

>>29739107
They are now.

Bros I went to an animal shelter once and met a young girl volunteering there. What if it was Gura...

>>29738639
>>29738239
anon onegai...

>>29739072
I just realized why that photo is so funny to me. All the girls are wearing boots, except for the tomboy Mori who's got some crazy-ass heels.

>>29739052
Most of those posts are spammed by the same few schizos. Meidos should just ban them.

It's too bad she's an alcoholic

>>29739105
meds

>>29739076
She got Wellington from an animal shelter, right? And Bubba from a family friend. Not sure if she mentioned Mikki.

>>29739030
Remove all surfaces that let's anything but creepers spawn. Then go high enough that things can only spawn in the farm area I assume.

>>29739079
There's literally nothing false in that statement.

>>29739089
I don't have a third monitor... I'm fucked

>>29739088
They even hate the JP holos.

>>29739052
Have you considered the amount of falseflaggers coming from /hlg/ and tourists shitting up the thread? Oh, guess not cause you're part of them, now go back retard.

>>29739106
take it easy guy

>>29739110
You just want to meet chicks

What if Gura said the N word

>>29739088
I don't know about being seiso and idol-like but she definitely is a sweetheart

>anit-faggots keep trying to put the threads and chumbuds in a bad light while the threads are actually chill and consist mostly of people reacting normally to her stream
pathetic and transparent

>>29739096
Often enough that pointing out the Soma simp war seems petty in comparison. Same for doxxfaggotry, shit is nowhere near prevalent enough to warrant a post on that list.

>>29739083
You keep trying to start this.
KFP don't claim him. Him and you can go fuck yourselves.

>>29739104
vtuber target fanbase is 35 and under anon.
I'm sorry but the time is passed

>>29739058
abayUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>29739107
shit, i gotta go do my sunday church reps

>>29739100
Yes.

>>29739049
Set a 10 sec timer that tells you to focus on Gura

>>29739110
Same. Mainly because I want to pet cute animals.

>>29739024
Kiss the priestess.

>>29739115
Whoops, this was meant for >>29739019

>>29739117
Yeah, see >>29739110

Be a good person for yourself, not for Gura.

say something nice about your EN oshi without using the word "cunny"

>>29739064
next meem

>is 1 block 1 block tall?

>>29739146
Aquaman watchalong when?

>>29739107
yes but only to beef my college apps, stopped after uni

>>29739142
please dont feed the "gura is the pewdiepie of EN!"fags

>>29739073
japan is not china

>>29739088
Seiso is a meme. You can be seiso and be a shitbag at the same time. Gura is just a legitimately wonderful person.

>>29739104
this is a cool idea

She's pretty much done guys, this will be the first project finished on stream

>>29739089
Speaking of btc, is it even viable to mine bitcoin these days? thinking of turning my two old laptops into miners

>>29739058
I do not

>>29739162
she's cute and cunny

>>29739091
It was only Rushia.

>>29739091
He doesn't know

>>29739129
keep telling yourself that, dogfucker

Is this creeper farm even going to work?

>>29739106
Haha holy fuck seethe. Not even the guy you're responding to. Also it's hilarious you still believe the dead narrative about her past cringe talk relating to HER after the cutiedox.

>>29739137
I just really like animals is that an actual good way to meet girls even if im autistic?

>>29739162
she's sweet and cute and she volunteered at the animal shelter!

>>29739107
I will be soon

Hold up this will be her actual freechat with no supa, wish her the best

Someone ask Gura if she's pregnant

>>29739100
Yup

GET FUCKED NARRATIVES HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29739162
she's cute,funny and nice

>>29739171
Can't wait until Ame does her first drinking stream and calls her chat niggers.

>>29739040
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZATSUDAN INCOMING

MORE LORE ON THE WAY

>>29739107
I used to go to old folks homes and play the piano for them during the holidays, their piano sucked but the old folks who sang along were fun.

>>29739105
People get upset at Mori beause she's built a reputation for reading them at inappropriate times. Its generally fine

>>29739107
i have cats, that counts for something right

>>29739104
make it original designs, but same style, and that would be kino
but it will never happen

>>29739106
ame dont have a stroke

>>29738992
You probably don't remember this but Coco tried to prop up Moona once. If you were there then, I don't need to remind you how that went. That was a full fledged collab as well.

Korone on the other hand, didn't really encounter the same explosion like Gura and it was mostly cross-overs from the rest of Hololive. Her regular collabs with the other JPs didn't really do much, pic related.

It's also not so much an expectation as it is confusion and slight criticism as to why she doesn't mention anyone else despite being exposed to a lot of them. Gura is in a place of tremendous responsibility, whether she wants it or not. That's the nature of being popular.

BROS...

>>29739177
not unless you're stealing power

NOOOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29739028
Then I hope I can get that game made and she has fun with it even if she's no longer Gura by then

SHE'S OPENING UP BROS

gura thinks she's ready to talk more about herself...?

>Another Gura mellow
I can't wait

gura's voice is so soothing, ame's is like nails

>>29739162
My oshi is a good sister to her friend with the cunny, who i also love

spending quality time with Gura!

>>29739177
Probably depends on whether you're the one paying for the electricity

>>29739110
>>29739105
>>29739076
Most girls are until they get too depressive because of the animals dying at the shelter

Easiest way to know if someone is a good person is if they like / take good care of pets. Both Ame and Gura are good girls.

>>29739116
It was her or Lacus Clyne

Chumbuds... We gonna get lores and lores tomorrow.

>>29739119
It probably was, dude. You missed your chance.

>she will open up even more in the next zatsudan

'Super' chatting. Gura wants a better paycheck this week.

>>29739074
Based 35p

>>29739180
>>29739183
I'd rather remain oblivious.

>>29739100
Yes

>>29739072
Kiara is the only most idol-like out of them. Ame probably has some dance experience too judging from her past. Looking forward to see how the others actually becoming idols with JP standards.

>>29739189
STOP USING THAT SHITTY VERSION YOU DAMN RRAT

>I'm ready to talk more about myself
>Id like to spend more quality time together
This is it... we're finally getting closer... I love you so much Gura.

>>29739188
sleep well birb, we've got a big day tomorrow.

>>29739171
Too late! GURA IS THE PEWDIEPIE OF EN!

I'm gonna ask if the fin on her back is a part of her sweater or of her body

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO WONDERFUL GURA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29739103
All of that is true besides the pretending

There really are a lot of chumbuds that vehemently defends everything she does and tries to bend their mind around everything bad, making it into something good.
Does this mean that most chumbuds are white knights?

>>29739149
stop replying to him, it's just some samefagging retard doing the "why is x like this" bait

>>29739157
nothing against Ame, but i wish she wasn't in this image

>>29739188
did Ame use time travel to send Kiara back in time to give her past self a pep talk?

>>29739213
She's still getting used to her position within hololive, give it time

>>29739206
That sounds nice

What's the narrative for Gura being so open lately? She on (or off?) her meds?

>>29739176
>Gura actually completed a project
I'm so proud of my daughter/imouto

>>29739074
Where the fuck did you find this recording of my dad?

>>29739176
To be fair, she got most of the trap doors in place before the stream.

>>29739142
I would actually cum. Like the second it happened, it would be an unstoppable pyroclastic flow of cum. My brain would stop working, I would look like those retarded doujins where their mind goes numb and become retarded. I would eventually die from losing all of the fluid in my body and dehydrate. My parents would walk into an autoplayed hololive video with random japanese gibberish sounds coming out of my handset, and just see me curled up on the floor in an ooze of my internal liquids

>narrativefags ANNIHILATED
I love Gura so much, I love her so fucking much goddamn. Goddammit she's perfect.

>>29739162
Lovely, cute, funny, and prime wife material.

Damn if this week will be good chumbuddies

>Gura JOI countdown

Is this the same as Inas where you have to afk up there for it to work?

I'M PROUD OF GURA FOR FEELING FOR COMFORTABLE, AND THAT SHE IS WILLING TO TRY AND BE MORE OPEN WITH HER LARGE AUDIENCE!!!

>>29739104
I'd fucking KILL for a vtuber in a 80's-90's anime design.

>>29739250
/hlg/ is that way dogfucker

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>>29739107
I volunteer keeping my ugly self away from public as much as possible

>>29739104
Next week they will announce Holo Throback, just like that holoEN is a myth poster before they announce holoEN gen1 theme

>>29739106
People see this post and realize (you) and HERfags are two sides of the very same big ball of slime

>>29739250
it means you are a schizo and nothing else, fagchama

>>29739270
Feels good being a Chummate with how great this week is

THE SHARK DID IT

>>29739074

>working
DOUBTERS?

>>29739162
Mori is very cute and funny except without the codespeak

>>29739107

I use to, but seeing so many animals not get adopted and coming into a shift to a bunch of empty cages broke me so I quit.

She did it

SHE DID IT!!!!!!

>>29739213
https://files.catbox.moe/24jhup.mp4

>>29739107
I volunteered with animals for almost ten years, then I worked in a kennel for a bit, gura wouldn't be disappointed in my work.

>>29739019
Loving Ame!
Marrying Ame!
Taking Ame to bed!
Fulfilling Ame sexually!
Providing Ame the living standards she wants!
Satisfying Ame emotionally!
Getting closer to Ame physically!
Having to explain the lunches Ame gave me to my co-workers!
Having a rewarding marriage with Ame!
Nine children with Ame!
Playing video games with Ame!
All facets of my life filled with happiness because of Ame!
I love Ame!

>>29739177
Not BTC, you'll want to mine altcoins. There are some calculators online, just type in your power cost and figure it out.
If you live in a cold area and can use the heat then that can be helpful too.
t. anon who heats his room with his miners

>It was at this point Gura realized she can't get down

IT FUCKING WORKS

>>29739186
Just did.

>>29739250
see
>>29739072

She actually did it

>>29739285
>>29739278
Only proving my point.

HOLOEN IS LOOKING CUTER THAN USUAL TODAY BROS
IM SO HAPPY

>>29739298
Happy sex tonight, Ame?

Reminder that if you go to bed immediately after Gura's stream, you get to wake up to Kiara's new song.
In fact, you should just leave the tab open with the volume turned up.

>inb4 she falls and fucking dies, losing the bet and having to let me use her cunny as my personal onahole

SAY IT WITH ME /HLGG/ : T I M E L O O P

>>29739074
I'm sorry father

>>29739250

No, it means we're the healthiest out of this thread because we don't care for you schizos.

inb4 Gura falls off

>>29739260
she's probably just starting to accept that she's got something stable going, and thousands and thousands of people who support her and will stick up for her, and is worrying less about embarrassing herself and failing.

>press W to zoom

>>29739024
Ina is my favorite part of Hololive EN, and all of her streams have been a treat so far.
Her cutting-board chest is where I store my hopes and dreams.
Her desire to learn and improve herself is admirable, and it means she's only going to get better from here.

>>29739145
Most of them are annoying /hlg/ schizos

Jesus.. doesn't know what optifine is..

>>29739319
what about Haachama?

>>29739100
I never doubted it to begin with. I'm just waiting for her to kayfabe meeting Christ 2000 years ago.

I just wanted to take a second today: Ina is a warm ball of sunshine, and I love her very much.

>>29739298
go to sleep ame

ame is crying with happiness

>>29739074
Dad no please not again

>>29739058
Did her tail just pierced through his abdomen?

>>29739104
I think Holotales is more likely.
Based in fairy tales.
It would have a princess, wolfgirl/red ridding hood, knight girl, Cheshire cat girl, witch or others like them.

>>29739250
ESL English is so shitty to read.

>>29739032
I love Amelia so so so so much!

Gura's stream is actually making me slightly anxious, I fucking hate heights.

>>29739215
>>29739228
>>29739305
I don't pay electricity where I live so that's neat, looks like I'm gonna go crypto mining then

>>29739250
But she unironically doesnt do anything bad. There are a lot of seething antis who try to twist things about Gura as being bad because SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY.

>>29739323

>optifine is a shader
WHY IS HER CHAT SO RETARDED

>>29739162
She's very witty and has a good sense of humor. She also has a great design, and her moments of rage provide me a lot of entertainment.

t. Teamate.

>>29739314
no U are proving my point

>>29739162
Gura is ute and f!

>>29739107
Feels damn good to be a servant of the Lord

please don't fall gura please don't fall

>>29739319
>In fact, you should just leave the tab open with the volume turned up.
I actually do this sometimes when Kiara's streaming at 4 or 5 in the morning so that I'm guaranteed to not oversleep and miss it

>>29739336
Yikes

>>29739298
please record the discord later

>>29739325
https://files.catbox.moe/rnp8bn.webm

>>29739303
I want Ame to scream into my ear about how upset she is over my life decisions, and the screaming has to be so loud and close to my ear that it hurts

>>29739299
I don't get it

>>29739231
or kayfabe...

>>29739105
Schizos always stay quiet when there's nothing bad going on.

>>29739314
like I said, /hlg/ is that way.

Chat is so stupid... I know we know but I must say it again...

>>29739257
They gave me free popcorn, but the rest of the cubscouts got starbursts, bad deal but I try to look on the bright side.

This height with Gura's carelessness is giving me anxiety

>>29739328
Based. They keep seething because they keep getting destroyed.

UNITY

>>29739329
Of course she will

>>29739074
I kek'd but you got some chops man, reminds me of the Sleepycabin boys

Please fall Gura, i need my dose of your screams.

>>29739347
literally all of those already exist anon

I hope that one day all the girls can be seen with clarity like Mori. Makes seeing everything about the design so much better.

Bros shes so happy...

>>29739142
She already has

>>29739321
What happens if she wins?

>It was at this point that she knew she fucked up

We did it. Get fucked barracudas.

i want to push her off

you really can tell that its dead hours over at /hlg/

Gura's adorable smile as she excitedly watches her trap in action.

>>29739162
I think she is unironically cute and funny and not just the cunny meme. She's adorable and very entertaining.

will ame ever finish her girls last tour structure?

>>29739260
I'd say it all started during the Clubhouse collab with Ame when Ame got her to talk about her avocado tree

what is gura doing i just woke up

>>29739265
At this point i'll take any victory

>She actually did it

I'M SO PROUD OF THIS DUMB CUTE BRAT SHARK

What kind of superchat is that? Way to kill the flow.

/hlgg/ you gotta help me. I wanna stick my dick in the chicken. It's all I can think about recently.

>>29739314
No, you're proving their point lol. You cant just say retarded shit and then claim chumbuds are somehow in the wrong for correctly calling you out for being retarded. Holy delusion.

instead of replying to troll posts....

Watching Gura be so happy makes me happy!

>>29739255
I certainly hope so. Her lack of engagement/enthusiasm with her senpais has left me a little disheartened and disillusioned with what type of person she is. The one that cries over dogs dying but laughs when a person dies.

>>29739371
They were incredibly awkward the entire stream. That's the most cringe part where they were deciding to end the less-than-60-min stream.

>>29739074
Where's the single dad fucking his own son for being too trappy after watching cute hololive doing cute things?

Did Gura just leave two blocks of dirt floating in the sky?

Why is Gura so cute today bros?

My time's limited. Who's enjoying Sakuna more, Ina or Kiara? I'd like to start one one of them.

She actually got something done today!

>>29739414
Wait for the jinx. She missed a crucial step. They're spawning, they're dying, but there won't be any gunpowder in the chest.

On a random note, would the girls be interested in a playthough of Dying Light?
It's got drop-in drop-out multiplayer for the campaign

god that was such a shit superchat

>>29739402
Barracudas still losing

Wait does she needs to get up there to make them spawn? The fuck?

>>29739409
Yes. A giant white dick is lower prio than exp and iron farms though.

>>29739429
>>>/hlg/

>Send pink superchat
>Fishing for doxx

>>29739250
Every fanbase is like this, you just notice them more because chumbuds make up a lot percentage of thee thread (or at least a large number of tourists when she streams)

GURA LORE

>>29739430
minecraft does this. the thing that was holding her back earlier was all the obsession with progress and building.

>>29739353
>>29739348
>>29739312
>>29739285
>>29739278
>>29739328
I can't believe how many people are either blinded by their love or simply willingly ignorant

>>29739432
Can't speak for Kiara but Ina is having a blast.

>>29739371
Stripped of the narratives that have accumulated over months in /hlg/ and /hlgg/, it is inherently meaningless

>>29739333
Why does inas costume look easterny you rather than westerny. Is she an Asian lore squid?

>>29739430
Cunny

>>29739250
of course its ESL SEAnigger
kill yourself

>>29739424
You don't know what type of person she is you fucking schizo, take your meds.

People who read chat and complain about it are stupid. I know we know but I must say it again.

>>29739445
my poor sides

>>29739162
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

30 -50 feral cats

>>29739433
Get debunked

>>29739433

btfo

>>29739433
Get fucked retard

>>29739074
Please god someone send this to her

>>29739417
That's perfectly normal.

you know, with this creeper farm with how the two dark areas look, gura made a 3d penis with balls coming out of the ground and nobody is none the wiser about it lol

Hey Gura finished something? whats next, Calli streaming regularly?

>>29739424
She's been engaging with them more lately so hopefully it will lead to more. She was in Shion's stream the other day and Shion got all excited it was cute.

>>29739417
Go to your nearest farmers market and away you go

>Young Gura with her familty surrounded by cats
DRAWFAGS PLEASE I WANT THIS

>>29739433
What now fag

>>29739435
Barracudas are ALWAYS losing, Chumchad.

>>29739260
She has friends, stable income, and fans that love her. I think she's just happy.

>>29739433
Lole

all that work, for 4

>>29739438
Going up a certain distance just keeps them from spawning in random caves; makes farms work faster

>>29739412
Telling boring stories

Dairy queen... I must eat blizzard rn

>>29739433
apologize

>>29739417
she's not my favorite, but when I imagine sex with HoloEN I can't picture any of them riding dick more enthusiastically than the chicken
she was made for sex

>>29739452
Noted, thanks.

>>29739429
Mind your autism aqua, she's not on your server.

GURA IS SO FUCKING CUTE HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE WATCHING YOUR DAUGHTER SUCCEEDING

>3 creepers
>4 gunpowder
Jesus fucking christ is that absolutely the worst fucking item to farm of them all?

Gura actually accomplishing something makes me want to cry.

I'm so happy for her bros... Her first actual finished project...

>>29739458
That's the point, no one does. So I am judging her actions.

>>29739433
KNEEL

happy gura noises are a gift from this universe

>Gura actually did it

>>29739450
Go back.

>>29739470
MUH

>>29739162
she's a good christian girl with a heart of gold.

>>29739433
Well anonchama? You were saying?

>She did it
OK WHERE'S THE GUY WHO'S GONNA SUCK SUM DICK

>>29739456
>not spats

Immersion ruined

>Gura is a cat person

EXCITING NEW NARRATIVES COMING THICC AND FAST
>Ina is pregnant
>Kiara has a gun
>Amelia was kicked out of her home at the age of 10 and forced to sleep rough with only a yellow electric rrat for company, she embarked on a quest to catch 'em all and become a real pokemon master
>Amelia met Gura when she accidentally broke Gura's bike while using it to take her pet rrat to the vet, Gura tagged along with Ame, ostensibly to ensure payment but a strong friendship bloomed between the two, until Gura had to return to her family home and her duty as the leader of the atlantis city Rrat fighting gym
>Kiara joined the party shortly afterwards and journeyed with Ame on and off for the next several years, hitting on sexy police women and nurses.
>Mori and CDawgVA got a cat together and tried and failed to steal Ame's rrat for 2 decades
>Ina is boring

The EN server is inclining!

That clapping sound was me slapping Gura's ass btw.

>>29739336
>muh honorary EN
fuck off back to /hlg/

>>29739424
>Her lack of engagement/enthusiasm with her senpais has left me a little disheartened and disillusioned with what type of person she is.
gura's just shy and anxious. she's probably one of the most excited to be part of hololive. https://streamable.com/p4ufid

>>29739430
Pussy power. Kitties put her in an extra good mood.

>>29739450
holy fuck let it go you fucking autist you have no power over her and won't influence anyone with your shitposting

HIGH FIVES YOU BACK SHARK

HIGH FIVE, /hlgg/

my hand wasn't ready gura and you just slapped my face...

did little gura have imaginary cat friends growing up?

>>29739418
>Defends everything
>Defends
>NO YOU
Anon, please see how retarded you are.

>>29739395
well then they're going to run out of themes eventually

>>29739074
wakipai...

Hey chumbudies, how proud we feeling?

>>29739455
She's Korean

>>29739433
ONE MORE BARRACUDA REJECTED

>>29739438
Enemies only spawn in a certain sphere around the player. By going up to a certain height it ensures that only the space you built is a valid spawning zone, and you get max efficiency. If she waited on the ground, all of the caves below are valid spawn locations and her farm won't get anything.

>>29739490
no, the worst are the shulkers

GURA HIGHFIVED ME

You're now picturing Gura high-fiving herself like a dumb retard

>>29739162
She's chummy

>>29739490
To be fair tnt is pretty fucking worthless.

>>29739450
Can you point out what she's doing that's "bad" or are you just gonna impotently whine about fanbases?

>>29739490
She's losing half or more of the gunpowder because she didn't put a block above the lava, and will never realize it sadly.

>>29739490
Once you get the farm going you can get decent numbers, and the design she has can be stacked on itself to increase efficiency.
That said there are better builds, Gura just went for one of the easiest ones.

>>29739438
Monsters spawn in sort of a ring around the player.
Going up gets the farm within that ring while reducing the chance that there are other unlit areas in that range where shit will spawn.

>>29739433
Get fucked nerd

>>29739490
not even close

I feel like a proud father

>>29739162
Cute and funny

>>29739450
t. Iofifags SEAnigger

IT'S BEEN AN ENTIRE MONTH BUT GURA HAS FINISHED HER FIRST (1) PROJECT IN MINECRAFT

Not bad at all, Gura.

>>29739486
Chicken is the only Holo who would seek you out for sex as a member of the KFP. Every other girl would need to be courted to it, but for some reason, chicken feels like she'd chase it.
Is this the Gigastacy effect?

>>29739505
yeah she should actually be nopan, which is canon of course

>>29739435
Based chumchad.

I high fived my Ikea shark's fin

Last one for tonight cunnysseurs. I don't want to compromise on doing the entire thing but I don't discard the idea of finishing it someday.

AN ANON HAS SOME DICK SUCKING TO DO

>>29739395
Damn true I forgot about jp.
But I think we don't have a red ridding hood expy

SHE DID IT!!! WHERE'S THAT ANON THAT PROMISED TO SUCK MY DICK

BEST MC STREAM SO FAR

>Ina's slime spawner works after multiple threads of antis
>Gura's TNT farm works after multiple threads of antis
/hlgg/ literally SEETHING
Minecraft retards BTFO

>>29739527
Extremely. Gura is so fucking cute today.

There it goes
The heart slayer
Fucking cats

What material farm do they still have to make so that they can do big projects like on the JP server?

Shes come so far.

So since the farm is made out of dirt, what are the chances that someone eventually digs around there and it gets destroyed?

>>29739074
Why do it sound like ProZD

I think Gura is more impressed with obtaining a cat than the farm she built

Reminder that any discussion about Haachama (or any other non HoloEN holo) is not welcome ITT and needs to be taken to /hlg/.

I want Ame to bludgeon my face with a rubber mallet until skull bits fracture into my brain and I die

>>29739162

It has been 1 minute since Gura finished her first project in Minecraft. I'm glad that she's happy, and she's definitely doing OK!
GURA LOVE

>>29739527
I've never felt more proud in my life

>>29739450
Ignorant of what lol. You just shriek BLUE LOLI BAD REEE with absolutely no examples of anything bad she does.

>>29739560
blessed anon
thank you

KFP massacre

KIARA NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29739260
She got doxxed but everyone thought she was cute af so she's not as worried anymore

>>29739560

>>29739536
Anonchama they're mainly for fireworks. Not that the ENs have crossbows or wings yet.

Kiara genocide...

>>29739573
More like I COME in her so far

THE TIME HAS COME

KFP MASSACRE! HOLY SHIT GURA!

KFP DONT LOOK

EXECUTE ORDER 66