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Man on the moon never happened.

Flag on the moon... How did it get there?

Regarding CS, there are much more fags who believe the dark side of the moon shit and that the US revisited the Moon with special shuttle

Regarding CS, there are much more fags who believe the Far side of the Moon stories and that the US revisited the Moon with "special shuttles".

>>2972940
There is no flag on the moon.

>>2972940
Anything is possible with the power of magic.

You mean vietnam?

Reported

Between the earth and the moon there's actually a border leading to Gensokyo. But during their journey there Neil and the others weren't allowed to continue to the moon by Kaguya and had their memories erased.

The Americans though panicked when the module disappeared into the border so they had to stage everything and replace the transmission. And that's pretty much why the Russians didn't try to unmask the fake landing. Seeing both the disappeared shuttle actually return and the Americans transmission of the landing must have made them think they had technical issues instead.

ぜ～

>>2973186

Bloody tourists trying to park on private property...

Weren't there in total of 5 missions were man landed on the moon? don't we have a moon rover that holds a speed record of 17 kilometers per hour?

I don't think the Russkies have a speed record on the moon. America > Russia.

ur retartet lol
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>>2973220

True. But do they have one of these?

Hm.

Needs an N1-tan. So sad. Tries so hard but never gets off the ground like Saturn-tan.

>>2973220
Six missions actually: Apollo 11, 12, 14, 15,16, and 17.

We were going to go up to Apollo 20, but Congress got tired of giving billions of dollars to what was essentially propoganda.

>>2973295
Gotta love Soviet engineering. Can't get the big engines to work? Fuck it, just strap on a bunch of small ones.

2020 moon colony fuck yeah.

I am Collins.
I orbited the moon...
...and watched as Armstrong and Aldrin landed on it.
I could see the lunar surface, so close...
...and yet I returned to Earth without ever setting foot on it...
I am Collins.

>>2973295
What the hell is that thing?

>>2973349
Hey, this time we may win the war, what with Chinese, Russians and Japanese providing plenty of distractions for the moon bunnies.

WHY HASN'T THEY BEEN POSTED?

>>2973352
You are crazy fucking bastard, my friend.

>>2973353
shitty soviet rocket

>>2973377

*this

I'm so ashamed.

>>2973353

That would be the N1.
History has remembered it as the failed Soviet lunar lifter. The lovecraftian horror of rocket science.

On second thought, I'm staying clear of this one. Starting to doubt even the Japanese could turn the N1 into something cute.

War on the moon never happened. Moonbros landed; Lunarians got scared. Years later, Lunarian historians revised the story and made it look like a war of aggression on the Moon.

I secretly believe this is political commentary.

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>>2972934

and the universe is only 6000 years old! Duur-huur! Aren't I smurt?

Before the US, there were Germans on the moon.
Elements of the Wehrmacht that traveled there secured part of the Dark Side from the Moon Rabbits and Lunarians inhabiting it.

>>2973513
That's what Hitler wants you to think because he wants you to think he had rockets like that because he is in fact a rocket fetishist.

Yuri Gagarin's mark on history will not be remembered or revered because it was not an American one. The space race, the race to space. Yuri Gagarin is not a name known in America.