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FUCK this detective
I love my funny wife!
I think Mori is pretty cool.
>>29727138BYE BYEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJOyOUuhfkE
>>29727140
>>29727112cover hired haato when she was 17 anon
ENbros....
Just posting to say I love Takanashi Kiara. She fills me with joy. I'm excited for her new song release and her collab with Usada Pekora. But most of all I'm excited for what the future brings.
I FUCKING HATE GURA
>>29727140don't mind if I do
Gura hates Japan
>>29727149so whats the over/under on when she comes back, two weeks? Three weeks?
>>29727006>>29727110I've lived in rural areas most of my life, you're full of shit retards.
>>avro lancaster
>>29724371i used to hear bubbly, seal, and sunday morning on the radio at night to help me fall asleep. hearing gura cover these seemingly insignificant songs that i grew up with brings a tear to my eye.
>You come home from work>"Hey, how was your day?">Gura's in the kitchen making sous vide salmon mi cuit with fresh seasonal copper river salmon>There's holes in the garden where some watermelon radishes and cucumbers used to be>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself>"you have to try these baby carrots, they're delicious">you take one, it's incredibly fresh and sweet>you kiss her then head upstairs to change>her soft singing follows you upstairs>come back down, she's just put away her culinary tweezers and is finished plating>chat about your day while enjoying salmon mi cuit in with a toasted pine nut pesto sauce, broiled pearl onions and baby carrots, with a side chopped salad made with beautiful home grown watermelon radishes and cucumbers and hydroponic microgreens in a sweet ginger champagne vinaigrette served with a glass of iced barley tea and a kiss from the chef
>>29727138glad she's gone
https://streamable.com/yut4n9
Gura is going to be cuter than usual today...
>>29727142Who's the next EN she should collab with?
>>29727156tier-fag
Son...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRcd3AhizD0
>>29727139abortion
Why did last thread stop at 1500 posts instead of 1501?
>>29727156>mori and kiara not in E????
Chickim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5B6pmvAWHYSo who won last night's SC war?
gawr gura did nothing wrong.
>>29727164sure u havenon american
>>29727130Sauce please.
There's a lot of normalfags in these threads right now! Chumbuds it's time to post cunny!
So did anybody tell Ame about the Watson Workout Program yet? I'm out of the loop
Would you an Euselachii?
>>29727139Tell me more about this avacado meme. I'm creating narratives in my head, but I need to know more. I just started caring about Gura
https://files.catbox.moe/74msj7.mp4
I want to breed Gura.
>>29727194we all lost.
>>29727194Yagoo
>>29727194Gura.
>>29727194US always wins
>>29727198On it
How is this acceptable? Haachama blowing up the whole HoloEN server, forcing Mori to build her whole house again from scratch?
>>29727130>Ame is open to holostars collab but seems wary about it because she doesn't want to upset her audience>Ame doesn't want to stream otomege and think her audience would like to see her playing galge insteadmy rrat:I think this will be the long lasting effect of the event that I prefer not to name it. She's now fully committed to hololive and playing (not-seiso) idol like gen3. She's Kiara's ally in this regards. I'd say she's unironically the most hololive gen3 out of EN.
Is there really no kiara egg laying art yet?
It's dead hours so I'll repost this for anyone who missed it.https://files.catbox.moe/8819dq.oggInspired by >>29696380
I remember having fantasies of being a badass Snake-like operator rescuing Coco from a CCP prison.
>>29727194everybody lost>donating to vtuberscringe
>>29727174Since when is Korone so sociable with new people?
>>29727156This narrative is over 2 months old
Now that the dust has settledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRcd3AhizD0was this cringe or kino?
>>29727194Cover and Youtube
>>29727181Mori. She'll teach her how to do real ASMR
>>29727156abayo
>be anon>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime>work was tough today, don't want to do anything>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you>something's touching your nose>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter
>>29727156All of them should be in D tier, even the dead ones.
>>29727184pregnancy
>>29727196
So I take it Haachama saying Bye Bye! is just her taking a break to start moving right?
>>29727158I agree
are there any Gura fans who aren't pedophiles?
>>29727158I love how happy she is with all her recent successes.
>>29727174>korone is a CALLI LOVE posterSweet
>>29727227Dunno, but she seems really taken with Mori at any rate.https://youtu.be/GhToJ0u8FlI?t=4400
>>29727247basedAVOCADO
>>29727194No one except Yagoo
>>29726383Fuck it, I sent Cover an email about thisHopefully by the end of the night, Cover will know that they can stream New Blood games immediately.If this works, expect Gura to play Gloomwood within the month
>>29727156>Noel not in A+haachamatards are in full force today huh
>>29727253me.
>>29727204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdpKkHnt6Dw
>>29727194>Gura will only see 30-35% of thisFucking retards
>>29727253No.
>>29727158Love Chicken!
>>29727178>Hey stoopid, come and sniff this!
>>29727239This shit is getting really creepy
>>29727194Why are you talking about superchat? That's kinda cringe, guys. Kinda cringe.
>>29727218my rrat is u need meds
Dead hour saveMiko:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0YlqHbN4wo&ab_channel=MikoCh.%E3%81%95%E3%81%8F%E3%82%89%E3%81%BF%E3%81%93 Holostars:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGJoxJHQtd4&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=astelch.%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B9%E3%83%86%E3%83%ABEOP only rescue:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VfJYZckzoE&
>>29727253Me!
>>29727181I want her on Kiara's talk show.
Preping up Polka circus for hlgg server!
To Atlantean shark Gura: Never, ever threaten Haachama-chama again or you will suffer consequences the likes of which few throughout hololive history have ever suffered before. We are no longer a fanbase that will stand for your demented words of violence & death. Be cautious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQsZvea6zFk&feature=youtu.beThanks Polka. (clown seems to be in a good mood)
>>29727194gura won
>>29727253I've combed every /hlgg/ archive to find outThe answer is no
If I watch one more fucking ASMR video and someone says "are you winning son" in the chat I'm gonna go postal.
>>29727270Is a reply from twitter enough for game permissions?
>>29727178Gura is going to be lewder than usual today
ame gf
Kiara's growing list of crimes against Hololive and the World at large.>mindbreak and feminization of Calliope Mori>spread rumors JP hates Ina>convinced Gura to stream during JP Sports Fes >is behind most of Ame's childhood misfortunes >created a growing worldwide cult of employees who pay to work>schizoposts on /hlgg/>shadowbanned Gura on YouTube>gaslighting campaign of Hacchama >used her connections to force the Taiwan numbers up to cause the Coco incident >is a member of an old noble lineage and is in league with many Global Elites>works directly under Bogdanoff>smuggles guns into Japan and other countries>hacked Moona's twitter >Kiara is behind creating and spreading every single narrative>planning to steal Sora from JP and make her EN exclusive using emotional friendship denial>created the Daily Japanese Thread spreading demoralizing memes to create a monopoly on her Japanese Language niche>making plans with Daiz to kill anime >planning to buy out and absorb the Usada Conglomerate>worked behind the scenes spreading discord during the Finno-Korean Hyper War>no on knows how old she actually is believed to be responsible for the Stone Age Collapse as her appearance has signified the end of an age>her meddling in the affairs of Atlantis lead the destruction of Atlantis and lose Gura's memories>is responsible for the future that required Ame to become a time traveler>played Death in a massive time spanning game of chess which ended in a draw and the erasure of Death's memories(with a side effect of Kiara losing her ability to play or relearn chess)>once dropped a necronomicon in the Ocean>is currently indoctrinating families, children and even babies into her cult>once told an Austrian Art Student his art was shit>secured safe travel for Lenin>Orchestrated the assassination of Arch Ferdinand>responsible for the graduation of Aloe
>>29727311Did you expect any less from Youtube chat?
>>29727158I'm excited about her voice pack. Hope it's good shit.
Paizuri from Ame, Mori, and Kiara? Or naizuri from Gura and Ina?
>>29727253Yeah me
>>29727174>okakoro btfoOH NO NO how will /hlg/ ever recover
>>29727206get in line
>>29727296>Even Astel is playing pre Vietcong simulatorWell at least he will kill some dead hours
would go for the male hololive auditions?it seems spergs are prefered and if you're poor or from a broken home then it's even better
>>29727309Liking cute and funny doesn't make you a pedo anon.
>>29726950This one of the reason, you shouldn't try to control what your people think or they'll tend to have no imagination and just fear to be shutdown by the regime if they don't do an usual only-applied engineering/technician job.Gj winnie, now you country doesn't have a culture anymore.
>>29727330Paizuri/naizuri from Gura and Mori.
Nar rrats btfo>>29727286
>>29727323He's the CEO of New Blood Interactive, the people who publish those games, so I'd imagine yes.The other guy who replied in that thread was the developer of Unfortunate Spacemen, so that's a double yes for that game.
If I watch JP holo streams every day will I eventually pick up Japanese by osmosis?
>>29727280She still made $$$ in one day what make in a month.
>>29727332ˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏ
>>29727253The answer is no or they are lying.
>>29727204After the clubhouse collab anons were talking about how Gura is cute tending to plants, and I couldnt sleep so I drew it to get it out of my head. The day after some people started reposting it and gradually editing, i think theres maybe 2 or 3 people that have been editing it now
>>29727253Me
>>29727194Cover
>>29727158this is true!also chikin
>>29727340I have no talent outside of being an Australian ADHD sperg so I doubt I've got a chance.
>>29727156what's wrong with porridge
>>29727186I think 1500 is the limit, but it sometimes goes over if multiple posts come through at once.
>Just woke up>Amelia just streamed an hour agoFuck, what new lore came out /hlgg/?
Some of you are dumber than Haachama I swear
>>29727323no. its has to be faxed with blood signature in it.
Did anyone save the list of the ENs favorite anime? I want to see it again.
>>29727280As opposed to 0% from your poor ass ?
>>29727270Get Bloodborne permissions now Anon.
>>29727158>pump it
>>29727340My life is just broken enough and I think my voice is pretty ogey. If it happened I believe that I would have a shot at it.
>>29727277Yeah, avocadoes grow on the equator in fertile soil. I know in the Philippines the ground is so rich that you could grow an avocado just by planting a seed in the ground and leaving it alone.
>>29727373big retard tits!
>>29727280Will gura or the other girls have ever gotten an opportunity to even see 30% without hololive?Sometimes being part of an agency helps. Otherwise she would have been the 500 viewer indie.
>>29727326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mgchange the he for she
>>29727363>I have no talent outside of being an Australian ADHD spergyou just described amelia and look how succesful she is
>>29727382kek
>>29727380Found the canadian
>>29727340Yes, but only for a managerial position.
oh no!the "which 2hu would you fuck" thread...
>>29727325A dream
>>29727288Where have you been?Chumbuds have been consistently churning out way worse stuff from forcing their sisters to cosplay Gura to art depicting her with giant flesh wounds for gills
>>29727351You'll pick up more than people who learn Japanese properly would like to admit, but you won't actually be able to actually learn the language that way, no.
>>29727147Mori is completely out of place, shitty character design, voice sounds off, unfunny, cringe rapping gimmick, worst hololive by far, I can't be the only one that feels this way
>>29727341Keep lying to your self.
>>29727373Tell me, what is her personality like in Japanese?
https://files.catbox.moe/o6l6xl.webm
>Ame's microwave pizza
>>29727347Extremely based.
>>29727407Yes, you're the only one in the world who feel that way
>>29727155>Turns 18>Immediately becomes a degenerate and a psychoInteresting correlation
>>29727158"Based"
>>29727396Time to get my application going so I can end up flirting with Polka
>>29727408Learn the difference between 2D and 3D
>>29727323no, they need explicit writen over email permissionsMotherfuckers need to understand that. Becasue if shit goes down cover needs to ironically cover themselves.
>>29727407No, anon. You are literally the only person who thinks the way you do. No one has ever criticized Mori in these threads until you finally broke your silence.
>>29727363male haachama?
>>29727407I agree with you.
>>29727221surely there is...
>>29727398Found the Argentinian
>>29727218Kiara said she wants to bring Holostars on the talk show too
Amelia is sweatier than usual today.
>>29727304I can tell you are falseflagging because you had to google that image.
>>29727418am I supposed to hear something
>>29727359It is a cute Gura, anon. Thanks for sharing it :)
Do you think Tamaki is packing a big bulge?
>>29727156>Noel>not in L tierkinda under measuring her
>>29727351No, but it can help a lot and you should already be doing this.
>>29727296>ear blowingGod damn this shit makes my eyes water
>>29727372She was really cute and her brother is based.Watch the whole vod whenever you can, good lore and conversation in general.
>>29727445GOD WHY AM I SO FUCKING RETARDED
>>29727401fucking creepy weebs!So anyway, about sex with Gura
>>29727408>>29727309>>29727356ogey dogfucker
>>29727158shit, today's the pekora collab, man I am not ready for the raid that's about to happen.
>>29727401Momiji... Thank God we can reappropriate her again.
>>29727221Does this count?
>>29727147She sets off schizos and doesn't afraid of anything
>>29727441after she finishes with all the girl, which is around 2 years not counting the newer gen.
>>29727323it doesn't matter, because it's a sign that negotiations for proper permission will be fast and easy.
>>29727448where the fuck do you think you are you are clearly lost
>>29727453kek
>>29727158i really love this chicken, i wish her the best
>>29727407The irony of posting Korone while saying that
You know what they say about Amelia..
>>29727427>get to meet her in person for an offline colab>ugly manlet jap my heart would be crushed
how come the holos never read my chat messages? is it because I'm a cheap bastard and didn't buy a membership or I'm just not interesting enough to read in the sea of other stuff?
>>29727401Hey Mori was reading that thread anon
>>29727461It's getting there
>>29727458install 4chan ex and enable something called "recursive filtering." hide anti posts. solved
>>29727393I get his frustration though. It's great that they're getting a ton of money and I'm sure they can't complain but I believe that people should be paid what they really deserve regardless of how much they're making. While Cover is a big platform, it's a give and take relationship. If not for the talents, especially the early talents, there would be no huge Hololive brand name. As a collective whole they benefit the company as much as the company benefits them.
>>29727288How new are you to of missed Klaius posting?
>>29727156Fixed that for you
>>29727452Just started watching and I know it's gonna be good>Tortilla microwaved pizzaGood god that brought me back to college times
>>29727448I hope Holostars EN brings a trap in. I still miss Kira and Kaoru.
>>29727158I'm glad she's found a new purpose in life with HoloLive after nearly giving up.
>>29727480I have an uncanny ability to block out things that I don't want to think about so it's a gamble I'm willing to take.
>>29727325>Handholding with Ame!>Gushing over how cute Ame is when she makes excuses playing video games!>Asking Ame to let you take over when she's doing badly against her genmates and making them think Ame got a second wind!
>>29727480You think she'd let you meet her? I think the only thing that'd get her out of her room would be Gen5 3D debut, and even then that's if she doesn't somehow flake from it.
>ame quoted the june's "two of something" thingbased watson
>>29727294Do you have the paywalled version, anon?
>>29727147I love mori!
>>29727503Friend...
>>29727407she's the most normal one that's why every other holoEN is either sperg or a poorfag
>>29727396Bottom line is, Amelia is a good entertainer. That's really all it comes down too.I don't know if theirs such a thing as entertainment reps though...
>>29727484I remember in the good old days Gura would read the regular chat and green superchats. Now a days all she ever reads are akas. I just don't know what went so terribly wrong.
>>29727348Shh... let EN experience for the first time being trolled by a Haachama thumbnail. Haatons were not originally insane, you know? They were regular people, just like you and me. who had the unfortunate luck of falling in love with a tsundere girl. Then...
>>29727484Probably because the chat moves super fast. You just have to get lucky. Gura read my normal message once out of sheer luck considering how fast her's moves.
Gura loves rimjobs.
GURA, RECORD A VOICE PACK, PEOPLE ARE DYING
>>29727451Why are Japs so obsessed with ear cleaning? I like some of the ASMR they do but I always wince when it gets to the parts where they fully "cover/close off" your ears (their mics) cause it feels like there's pressure on my ears and I hate that
Amelia's roommate is my friend on discord and I talk to her every day.
>>29727130Ame still manages to be cuter today, and she's not even streaming! How does she do it?
https://files.catbox.moe/rnp8bn.webm
How far did Ina get in Sakunny today?
>>29727528But Mori is both a sperg and a former poorfag.
>>29727503Why are there blank spaces anon?
>>29727546it's something your mom does for you when you're a kid so it has a strong emotional impact
>>29727147thanks the aka
>>29727546It's something the wives do for the man
>>29727444She sure is.
>>29727340I would if it wasn't for my crushingly low self esteem telling me I'm a failure
>>29727503Kek
>>29727515offer her 3080 ti for a dick suckingshe will do it in a heartbeat
I just started watching Ame's streams last night and I just can't stop thinking about her is this the power of time travel?
>>29727436This but my Japanese is worse than her english
>>29727147Hell yeah.
>>29727540yeah she loves cleaning the wheel rims of her john deer tractor
>>29727536A million subscribers.
>>29727407That is true
>>29727194this is dumb its not even got anything to do with anything she's saying or doing
>>29727568You mean BIG UPS
>>29727555Winter of year 2 I believe
I wish Amelia would talk in her normal voice
>>29727299Considering how the last collab went, Polka is probably last on the line.
I forgot Ina existed today.
>>29727528>Mori isn't a sperg>Mori wasn't a poorfagHave you watched any of her streams
>>29727458I thought it was on friday?
>>29727554cancelling my membership right now, can't believe the nerve of this bitch
>>29727147She's pretty funny when I am rarely able to cath her streams
>>29727372She confirmed that she's progressively becoming cuter everytime she streams
>>29727156My oshi is in A+ so idc about the rest
>>29727556>formerhere's your problem bro
The best ASMR sound is Haachama opening a can of red bull next to the mic and pouring it into a glassOr the pop rocks in Ame's mouth
>Gura and Ame having 2 streams each tomorrow>this means they don't have family to celebrate withKinda sad bros...
>>29727340No one likes menhera (male)
>>29727536If she has so many superchats, she will obviously prioritize the red ones
>>29727546Cultural things, i absolutely hate that, specially in the middle of the ASMR.
>>29727461I like how skeleyes are Kiara's version of heart eyes now
>>29727589Her chat has always been this speed though, her concurrent viewers hasn't really changed. Think she just kind of gave up on it.
>>29727557Civia...
>>29727536She reads smaller scs and still reads chat. Watch streams, not narratives.
>>29727536From personal experience I can assure you she doesn't always read akas lol. It's random wether she reads $10 or $100.
>>29727536yep, it's sad but i guess those days are over now.
I won't be home when LA Noire and possibly Minecraft starts so could someone be a gent and screenshot any potential pre and post stream chat messages from Ame or Gura?
>>29727552Stop bragging Gura
>>29727194Barracudas.
>>29727605you cant just eat 1 cookie and leave it like that
>>29727140t.n**t
>>29727604I respect deadbraps for their ability to take ownership of pretty much all anti posting and transform it into hilarious memes like pog calliope and terminator of gratitude
Which of the ENs do you think actually likes Haachama?
>>29727611I'll be watching them too, as a burger. So who's worse?
>>29727528Even a clipwatcher would know this isn't true
>>29727596I meant in terms of areas unlocked. Did she get to the deer or frog boss?
>>29727603my bad, it was tomorrow. I confused the dates on the teamup schedule
>>29727602no
Walfieee vs Klaius who wins?
>>29727598 after you talk with a voice for so long it becomes your normal voice watch cocos roommate from her oldest video to her newest to see the effect happen in real time
>>29727536You say that like it's a bad thing
>>29727484Both
>>29727247I need to put a baby in this shark. I NEED TO.
>>29727609None of the ENs are poorfags anymore, anon.
>>29727600What happened? I haven't gotten around to watching it yet. Heard Kiara cried though.
>>29727611They are my family
nothing happened while I was astroprojecting, right?
>>29727645Ame
>>29727158I agree.
>>29727645Ame and Haachama look like two loving sisters together.
>>29727611Given how things are on lockdown over here, it's possible they literally can't visit their famliesI won't be visiting family tomorrow but we're gonna do a family video call. Maybe they do something similar?
>>29727194Do Canadians still get a COVID payment every month?
>>29727611No one's celebrating Thanksgiving during covid
>>29727645I feel like at the very least Kiara gets along with her. Ame and Gura claim to like her though idk if it's kayfabe/showing some respect to their senpai or legit. No idea how Mori feels, Ina is still in no collab jail so hasn't interacted with her as far as I know.
>>29727216Pass me the sauce for this one, homie.
Praise Gura now, or face the wrath of the Legion.
>>29727615>he thinks all those shut in polka/amelia tier femcels wouldn't watch his every stream if he had cute/sexy enough model
>>29727660Wasn't people saying this also happened to Gura?
>>29727679>You're a phoenix, too!
>>29727554A COOKIE IS A SOMETIME FOOD!
>>29727598But then she wouldn't be cuter than usual
>>29727538I see you Tennison
>>29727686anon...
>>29727645Uniroincally Ina, who referenced Haato in her first stream. Too bad she is in deadline hell right now due to Christmas gatcha events
>>29727158She's in a tie with Ina for my third favorite. Your oshi is very cute and hardworking anon.
http://poal.me/ax1us5http://poal.me/ax1us5http://poal.me/ax1us5http://poal.me/ax1us5
Gen 2 better have more degenerates in it
>>29727270Genuinely surprised no one had tried this yet. Dave Oshry is probably the easiest to access publisher CEO on the internet, to the point where he's shitposting with literal whos every day.
>>29727348Would be funny if she moved right next to Gura's new house
>>29727638No. You must learn to get over your fear of missing out.
>>29727668even polka and her potato pc and part time job?
>>29727615Beauty and the Beast anon
>>29727670Just technical issues, they both want to redo their collab.
Did Gura even ever catch up to all SCs the last time she did an SC reading stream? I feel like she didn't and a lot of the ones she got were left unread.Now she's got like another 2+ weeks of SCs if not 3 weeks bottled up again, right? She'll not even get through 1 week's worth and the rest will be lost to time again.I don't care much cause I haven't SC'd her but still
>>29727611Not like you can visit your family anyhow.
>>29727686Anon... Your ocular reps...
When is reddit dragon going to collab with Holo EN?
>>29727288Innocuous fantasies about having Gura as a wife is pretty tame when compared to all the other stuff that gets posted
>>29727149Aw, I wanted to see her sky castle, don't tell me she's bored already
>>29727670tech issuesshe cried because she was frustrated and wants to make up for Polka
https://youtu.be/jTwk-_ZeGT8"To me, Amelia is like sunshine."Turns out that's just what Gura calls her in private too.
>>29727611Shut the fuck up already.
>>29727610or Polka crying
>>29727683>>29727681it doesn't matter why they aren't. it's sad that they aren't.
>>29727681>>29727683The current state of your airports says otherwise, friends.
>>29727546It feels great if you have the same type of ears as Asians. It's like a more intimate version of getting your back/head scratched by someone you're close to. ASMR ear cleaning isn't the same though, I hate that pressure feeling too.
>>29727713God they better
>>29727687
>>29727670Her new ISP fucks over her connection during primetime in Japan and Minecraft reacts really badly to it.
>>29727726I think shes worried about spreading the China virus to them like she did to Aqua
>>29727147She's cool but she's also cute, like cutool
>>29727645AmeGura if she has festival's' passive
>>29727604My dream is to one day hear Mori sing this herself.
>>29727726whenever the chinkbots go awayso probably never
>You come home from work>"Hey, how was your day?">Gura's in the kitchen making some meat>There's tools in the disinfectant bath and some blood on the chopping floor>ropes and butchering equipment scattered everywhere outside>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself>"you have to try these meats, they're delicious">you take one, it's incredibly fresh and juicy>you kiss her then head upstairs to change>her soft singing follows you upstairs>come back down, she's just taken the meat out of the pan, it's hot and tasty smelling>chat about your day while enjoying a meal of meat and salt and bread and a kiss from the chef's bloody meat scented lips
So all it takes is one video title to turn you guys into a schizo rratposting frenzy
>>29727713what's Koopa's schtick?
Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/kkujjw
>>29727149where's she going?
>>29727697 Yes it happened to Gura too
>>29727726When India invades China
>>29727645I think Ame genuinely wants to get along with her, but she's overly conscious of the EOP-ESL language barrier. I hope they play more games that encourage them to laugh at each other.
>>29727683>>29727724You do realize not everyone lives in a commie shithole right?
>>29727615Anonchama...
>>29727660And it doesn't sound like she talks very much outside of streaming.
>>29727660It took a long time for me to drop the customer service voice after I graduated from retail.
>>29727726Mori
>>29727732Did JOPS translate that part and clip it yet?
>>29727718https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCK9V2B22uJYu3N7eR_BT9QA/superchatEven if she only earned 30% of this (and I'm not including her actual salary + membership money) over the course of four months, she is in absolutely no way a poorfag. I haven't heard her talk about her part time job recently either, she might've quit.>>29727645Mori was pretty sweet on her during the collab, though Ame is clearly the closest to her.
>>29727726probably next year, and it will be Ark related
>>29727775Man I'm not even American. I don't know what's going on over there
>>29727763Shark tools
>>29727765What else are we gonna post about right now anon
>>29727158
>>29727687haven't heard this one
>>29727711This was never a question
>>29727760One of these days a "femanon" will cover this and they'll sound different from the normal one. Mark my words.
Sadposters need to invest in pic related. Narrativefags too.
>>29727660So if I keep talking and pretending like a retard I will eventually talk like a retard naturally?
>>29727726probably next year or after holofest ends and they get a deserved rest.next year looks great for chubas specially if permissions keep rolling.
>>29727756The 'tool' part is accurate
>>29727659Klaius is Michael Myers, of course he'd win.
>>29727697yeah it happened to gura but her old voice is very similar anyway.also happened to pekoraand next will be kiara>>29727814yep
>>29727713I hope, HoloEN is a bit too family friendly for me, that's not the Hololive I was used to
>>29727775spicmelia and gura do though
>>29727812/hlgg/ is my personal diary
>>29727726Ame. Just watch as her botting skills outmatch the chink bots
>>29727659Kinda off topic but Walfieee easily
>>29727528>the weeb that was so weeby that ACTUALLY WENT TO JAPAN TO LIVE THERE>while they were in their early 20s>kept powering on for couple of years despite waging at literal dead end jobs while still regularly working on her music passion>most normalthat girl walks the walk in the most insane manner, she's the scariest of HoloEN
>>29727790>over the course of four monthsi heard it takes youtube like a 6 months minimum to pay you for superchats
i hate watson for liking bl
Today is the 25th, guys.You didn't actually think it would go by without a big incident, right?
>>29727814but anon, you already do talk like a retard
How can anyone dislike Amelia, I can understand someone disliking the rest of holo EN, but I cannot fathom anyone disliking her.Worst case you feel neutral about her.
>>29727763Darkest Dungeon Gura...
>>29727843This is untrue, it takes about two months.
>>29727846oh no shut up shut up shut up
>>29727775What does communism have to do with anything? They're in America anon.
>>29727604never listened to this before, genius
what is shark tools
>>29727831Ame yeah, but I highly doubt Gura does.
gura but oni
>>29727740Maybe they can go, but perhaps they shouldn't. I don't think they've mentioned if anyone in their family is compromised
i want to KEK Flare by getting Noel preggo
>>29727767She masturbates too much and smells like vaginal fluid
>>29727846>haachama is the one behind all of the 25th incidentsit's all coming together
>>29727792Cases have started surging AGAIN in some places and the governmental pissing competition is over so they've started putting restrictions in again. Schools just got closed down again last week here in NY and a lot of employers are forcing employees to get tested like twice a week
>>29727812My mind is my diary, I've gone through so many pages I feel nothing even when family hugs me
>>29727767She tries so hard but it never works out. She dreams of being an entertainer and being able to bring smiles to the masses, but years and years of exposure to every facet of internet culture has warped her sense of humor to be unintelligible to the wider audience.
>>29727726shes busy holding the floodgates
>>29727156Whats the context? This teir list is beyond dog shit regardless, but whats the actual thing being rated here?
>>29727756>cutoolwho?
>>29727659Walfee draws mostly Ame, but also the others at times.Klauis is 100% a Gura shrimp.So, I choose Walfee.
>>29727869that's just fucking Ayame
Mori sounds fat and should be removed from Hololive EN
I can't wait to see this song crash and burn like so many B tier holo songs. The more she hypes it and the Pekollab, the harder she'll cry.Make sure you have your money at the ready for when that happens, KFPaypigs.
>>29727843Kiara would not have blown that much on that crane game if they were waiting anon.
>>29727685Kiara completely shat on her yesterday though
>>29727849It's ok anon. No one is liked by everyone. I'm sure some people even hate Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers. I love Amelia and I know not everyone can like her, that's only normal.
>>29727857So you're obviously not American, I take it?
>>29727849I do dislike her, even thinking about using creative mode is unforgivable and the proof of a tainted mind
https://i.imgur.com/kmrlon5.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/WsZ6Ajx.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/0zxvNu5.jpg>After all Taiwan and Hong Kong are countriesMahjong and Arknights permission soon?
>>29727830>HoloEN is a bit too family friendly for meThis.I want my Holos to be talking about their fav doujins and NSFW content, not family friendly pussy shit.
>>29727849She's basically tied with Gura as my oshi. Amelia is a gift to Earth.
>>29727846Which 25 is it usually, because it's already 26 on Japan.
>>29727869Ayame is cuter than usual today.
>>29727870Why would they? Referencing the coof in any capacity beyond Miko's stay home patrol meme is a yab magnet
>>29727644when you stand with Death and Cringe there's little to fear
>>29727884it'd be nice if everyone did this but it'd kill growth
>>29727611Todd's busy with TES 6, Please undstand.
>>29727808Nah, she wants too but the lyrics are too yab. She might do a cover of the original during a karaoke but only after the hype dies out.
>>29727744reminds me of the Sanae's ten desires pasta
>>29727763tfw no not-saya gf
>>29727900she's getting funds from fucking old jap men for money
Missed detective diaries cause of work but man... Even while I'm watching the archive I can tell she's looking cuter than usual_____________
>>29727232I NEED THIS
>>29727849Rough debut aside, she grew on me super quick.
>be me>make wholesome and cute oc>get no (you)s>also be me>shitposts>narratives>antiposts>doxx>get lots of (you)sisn't that funny?
>>29727903I am and always have been. As far as I know quarantine is still in effect. Or maybe not idk I don't leave the house anyhow.
>>29727846Haachama is just clickbaiting. She will keep playing on the EN server and Gura will join her. They will get along really well and create one of the most kino collabs in HoloEN history.
Ame's dream is to live beside a lake. New England seems perfect, Gura used to live there. Endgame is they retire at Gura's hometown??
>>29727896Voice is stored in the breasts.
>>29727830Yeah agreed. The whole appeal of most of hololive is the innocent look on the outside, but as soon as you start actually looking into it you realize how it's degen hikkis playing video games and being weird.
>>29727732I want a girlfriend that loves me like Gura loves Amelia.
>>29727904kek, thanks for the laugh anon
>>29727897SC her "Wow I've listened to it a couple times now and I really think if you keep at it you'll be one of the great singers in hololive soon, keep up the good work!"
>>29727323They need to do a blood pact for the agreement to be valid. The reason why there's only a few games with permissions is because Yagoo's suffering from blood loss.
>>29727484Ame reads my chats all the time.And in member's only streams the JP girls often read English comments
>>29727849I could try to explain it, promise you won't accuse me of being an antiHer nasal voice is grating, her personality reminds me of condescending popular girls, her "ahhh" and the way she talks down to her chat is really obnoxious, I hate seeing people who are ungrateful to their fans, it's just the worst. Nothing against teamates, you do you, but I can't watch anything with Amelia in it, even collabs.
>>29727901Banter's a thing, plus it's part of her Kusotori personality, so she was on character.
>>29727904SHE DID IT ALL ON HER OWN
>>29727711why are proxyfags and poalfags like thisTeamates went from 0 to 33 while Chumbuds grew by 3
>>29727843Nah, it's between 1 and 2 months, the ENs already got paid their september wage in late october, probably got octobers now too.
>>29727869>upgraded ayamewtf i like ayame now
>>29727950STOP
>>29727763
>>29727896Unfortunately, she is fat and cannot be removed any more, at all. She's quite literally jammed where she is.
>>29727909the thumbnail looks like the space between her hand and her chin is her mouth
>>29727938and she even admitted it
>>29727407She's the most "American" one.
>>29727407I agree but for whatever reason she makes a truckload of money so fuck both you and me.
>>29727941Have you tried making vocaroos. Have you also realized that OC is to contribute not for personal gain? Have you tried not being a faggot?
Lamy doesn't realize Festival is going to suck the icy cold milk from her tits till she's dry and move onto her next victim.
>>29727775I don't get the relation between commie shithole and not being able to visit your family due to covid
>>29727194Normally I don't give a fuck but it was done at one of the worst moments for paying attention go the game's story and concepts.
>>29727849im sorry anon, i honestly do not like her
method acting is unironically making vtubers turn into actual cartoon women with barely any hing on reailty anymore how does it make you feel that your oshi's job is literally driving them insane and causing them to because who they act?
>>29727679>Ame letting Kiara meet her younger self to show what kind of a beautiful future awaits her despite the hardships she may face along the way.
>>29727941I make shitposts for Mori and wholesomeposts for Aki, it's a perfect balance and the amount of (You)s matters noton that note, AKI LOVE
>>29727972I saw that too. Suddenly teamates jumped up by an insane number out of nowhere.
>>29727897t.ranny
>>29727972This is why poalniggers should just fuck off if it doesn't even work.
>>29727871She already said she's open, you just need to be able to pay for her lifestyle, that's it making more money than she makes from her and her rommate accounts
>>29727147What about Calli?
>ame likes hands>ame watches gura's old videosNAIVE RRAT
>>29727968It looks like you're into dolls and submissive girls without any personality anon.. sorryt. KFP
>>29727950The oni has no power on this thread
>>29727862
'twas a premonitionhttps://files.catbox.moe/kf7w7c.webm
>>29727993Wait, did Festival move from Nene to Lamy when I wasn't looking? That woman scares me.
>be >>29727941Hilarious.
>>29727972Who cares, you don't need a poal to know that chumbuds have the most creeps.
>>29727949Quarantine only matters in states run by wannabe commies(CA, NY, etc...)
>>29727869Ayame but good>>29728003Have a (you) for not being a faggot like op
>>29727849Unicorns aka the ultimate tier of idolfags, and people that like passive comfy holos only like Ina.
>>29727968I don't agree with you, but so long as you keep it to yourself and don't go after teamates, that's your right to feel that way.
>>29727968>can't handle the banterPretty cringe.
>>29727972
Will she ever top this or was this her peak? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8
>>29727991>not for personal gain?(You)s are personal gain though.
>>29727711>>29727972>>29727995>>29728004Unity posting only exists when you're being attacked, right /hlgg/?
>>29728000The spotlight is a mentality and the curtains never fall. It's showtime baby! You're gonna dance until you're dead.
>>29727721fuck reading sc. Most boring shit ever
>>29727950BE GONE
>>29727970>Kiara's character is being a cuntDo chickenfags really?
>>29727147
>>29727968Try her collabs with JP senpais. Her RBC collab was great, she's very pure and kind when she's with someone she respects.>Ame "not my fault" Watson taking the blame for losing gamesBlessed stream.
>>29728009my dick will cover all her needs
>>29727941looks like you have to do your cute and wholesome reps to get better
>>29728035huh what are you talking about anon?
>>29727194God I fucking Canadians. didn't they start the other ones too?
>>29727726I dunno, when is she going to do another AsaCoco?
I WANNA DRAW AME'S BROTHER, WHAT SHOULD HE LOOK LIKE?
>>29727993What, Festival moved on to Lamy now? Someone stop that menhera.
>>29727968Have you tried being straight? There's nothing hotter than the thought of Dom Ame becoming Sub Ame.
>>29728000>how does it make you feel that your oshi's job is literally driving them insane and causing them to because who they act?never been so hard beforehope ame dyes her hair blonde
>>29728058hot
>>29727227She's been making a conscious effort to be better about that, hence the first pekorone collab happening earlier this month.Also Korone's problem has only ever been with the very first steps of the process, once she's actually collabing with someone she always knocks it out of the park.
>>29728058Hoss Delgado
>>29728058reference Rushia brother and make him blond.
>>29727901The fact that she's able and willing to banter with Haachama proves his point.
>>29728058A shota
>>29728058A thug cartel member but make him one of those family first types
JWU, was today's Detective Diaries worth watching?
>>29727158I agree with this statement!
>>29727711Glad I agree with all of these.Fuck "Ame is **** than usual today" spammers, and fuck preggon*ggers.
>>29727968I understand. Won't label you as an anti since we all have preferences. You're cool in my bookt.teamate
>>29728058Man don't draw me, that's creepy
>>29728050She already said she's open, you just need to have a big enough dick, that's it being bigger and wider than her boobs and her rommate boobs together
>>29728058A tall man with blonde hair and blue eyes. Time travelling runs in the family so he'd most likely also have the same pocket watch as her. No clue about clothes though.
>>29728054you are fucking Canadians?
>>29728054You fucking what now?
>>29727849After the novelty wore off I just find her annoying most of the time
>>29728035meds please
>>29728090This made me laugh because I know exactly what you're talking about. God dammit.
>>29727901Haachama actually likes banter like that though. Kiara's the only one that really engages with her on that level compared to most of the rest who seem still somewhat intimidated by her daisenpai aura and shaky EN grasp
>>29727158I'm head over heels for her and the future is BRIGHT.
>>29728035You sound mad
>>29728000In Kiara's case that might be a good thing
>>29727849I think you either love or hate her voice, theres no in-between. Personally I love it and find it really cute even though sometimes when shes hyper she makes too many random noises.
>>29727968As someone who is not a teammate, I love how she bullies her fanbase. She's pretty enjoyable in that regard.
>>29728101i dont care about her roomates unless they look like her
>>29727950I can't wait...
Imagine Gura and Ame bathing together in an onsen
>>29727849she's just a normal, annoying chick with a slightly unpleasant voicealmost everyone else in EN/JP is a huge weirdo or oddly passionate about something that isn't streaming (which appears to be her only passion, really) which tends to lead to more excitement/interest + the voices range from pleasant to godlike (with some exceptions, like Coco, who makes up for it with her big dragon energy)
>>29728091had it's moments but was a little weaker then other ones. Nice opening.
>>29728058gender bent ame with facial hair
>>29728042ogey
>>29728095Anon is madder than usual today...
>>29728115there is no escape from your bright future
>>29727968this is more or less my problem with kiara. she's unironically an attention whore valley girl.
>>29727869imagine the giggles
>>29728106Fuuuuuuck that tentacle is obstructing the best part.
>>29727644>terminator of gratitudeWhich one is this?
>>29727968>I hate seeing people who are ungrateful to their fansGood thing she isn’t,then.
>>29728095>the absolute state of schizos
>>29727849I don't like her voice that's about it
>>29728106I wish Ina was my gf.
Doxfags will love this. There's a girl in a public Discord server who I strongly suspect to be Gura/senz*wa on an alt, but I can't prove it, you'll just have to listen to my story and see if you feel the same way as me.The beginning 3 letters of her name is sen, she acts kind of memey, she has the same interests as Gura (sometimes talks about rhythm games in the gaming channel, queues songs that Gura likes and has sung before, but doesn't ever reference Gura or senz*wa).But the thing that really convinced me was when I started to observe her online habits. I originally thought there was no way I just randomly stumbled upon her out-of-character account, but the way she typed reminded me too much of the way senz*wa typed on her old twitter, so curiosity got the better of me and I watched: consistently, for the past 4 streams, she's set her status to DnD before a stream starts, then set back to a normal online status almost immediately after it was over. That's the only time she ever sets her status to DnD, and the timing is way too perfect to be a coincidence. The only rationalization I can think of is that the girl on Discord is a fan of Gura who really doesn't want to be bothered when the streams are on. The chance of it true is so low, but the facts don't lie.Before yesterday's stream she said something in the #general channel of the server about having a busy schedule and that she's trying to be more productive in the morning despite not being a morning person, then near the beginning of Gura's stream today Gura basically said the same thing, even saying she has a morning stream scheduled soon and then exaggerating how uncharacteristic that is of her.How should I proceed without setting off alarm bells? Am I just schizo?Reposting with more information: when I click on her profile it says she's "new to Discord" and to say hi, so the account is at least new, but I dont know how new. The server I see her in is a medium sized server I found on Discord under the gaming and social tags, lots of egirls but tame compared to most Discord servers, the community seems nice and it avoids the NSFW degenerate garbage seen in other servers. She doesnt go in voice chat very often and I haven't caught her in there yet, she just hangs out and sometimes jumps into other people's conversations.
gura being cranky because ame hasn't let her give her biteys today
>>29728128Now this is bait.
when is haachama turning into P U N I S H E D haachama?>chinks forced her off jp servers>forced to collab with shitty EN members that hate her>becasue of korona she's stuck in australia, being more and more homesick everydayshe doesn't deserve this
>>29728000not my precious 3dpd.... god forbid she turns herself into a cute and funny anime girlvtubers just act as escapism for people who are tired of real life women
>>29727972>he voted takodachisI almost took you seriously, almost
>>29728129Imagine Gura scrubbing Ame's back with her tiny buds.
>>29728154Fuck off
>>29727888Amount of replies you can generate with a tierlist
Cute!
>>29728163I vote for the lowest always
>>29727491>Not enjoying the faggot losing their shit.Wrong choice.
>>29728154Kill yourself, please.
>>29728058Like this
>DISCLAIMER:This game contains themes, imagery, and extremely offensive words that do not reflect the thoughts and opinions of myself, Hololive, or Cover. Please be advised that the game being played is fairly graphic in nature.
>>29728144The one where she chases you like the T1000 to thank you for akasupas.
>>29727897http://poal.me/rnbqa4>http://poal.me/rnbqa4http://poal.me/rnbqa4
Thread is worse than average today. I'd hope LA Noire saves it, but we all know what's actually going to happen.
>>29728154blog on
>>29728174uoooooohhhhhhh ToT
>>29728098not the same anon but my last relationship was with a 'brat' and that shit got old reeeeeeeal quick once you make them sub once the novelty fades and you just get tired of having to quarrel over everything
>>29727621Does that mean Kiara has a fetish for getting killed?
>>29728124I think she could maybe shift the slider a tiny bit towards being nice to chat ever so slightly more often but otherwise no complaints. I agree that her sweet moments are even sweeter yet because it's not the norm.
>>29727645Ame obviously does
N-no problem Korone senpai, y-you collab with the newbie, I'm busy playing with all these nuts anyway
>>29728154I read "Doxfags will love this." and tuned out. Kill yourself, blogfriend.
>>29727941>Be me>Post OC fairly frequently, probably at least 20% of the OC drawings in these threads>Become relatively wealthy from APPN and TSLA investments >Have a smoking hot wife and a fast car>Be accused of charity fraud >Get fined millions of dollars and receive a 6 month jail sentence>Rot away in sad jail cell, wife left me and took the car, all my gains are gone due to malnutrition and lack of motivation>But you're me now, and I'm someone else>Later sucker have fun paying that shit off
>>29728158>becasue of koronai read this as Korone and got really confused lol
>>29728154>How should I proceed without setting off alarm bells? Am I just schizo?Meds
>>29727849I think people either really love her voice or really don't, with no in-between.t. teamate, Ame's voice is literally sex to me
Ame liked it as welluh oh
>>29728113That's why a drawing of him (as a time traveler) would be kino
>>29728174The Trinity stands eternal!
I'm sorry but I'm going to ruin Amelia for you. Her and spongebob wear almost the exact same clothes.
>>29727950BE GONE YOU DAM SUCUBUSSBACK TO LOL WITH YOU
>>29728000that's so fucking hot
>>29727726hopefully never
>>29728126yeah, about that...her alt outfit pretty much does
>>29728198Someone said last thread Ame doesn't really like dealing with Haachama though
>>29728174UOOOOOOHHHHHHH ToT
>>29728154
>>29728058Blonde, and like a man who could kick your ass but only if you give him a reason to. Usually the reason would be that you mess with Ame too much, or something like that.
>>29728154Rrat
>>29727950You have no power here oni!
I have a confession to makeI don't watch any of the girls's strimms aside from probably some of Ame'sI listen to them most of the time
>>29728154https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>29728213Is this why Gura loves her
>ame can literally travel through time and space to teleport to any one place in any given timelineholy shit detective diaries is kinda based
>>29728154post screenshots of her from the server
OH NO THE GIF GUY IS AME's KLAUS
>Ame just called Ina a thot for tweeting out her odyssey stream yesterday on twitterHarsh, Ame.
Anyone have the deleted clip from the end of Kiara's side of the Don't Starve Together stream?
>>29728163Takos are top middle like their oshi. I mean, UNLESS...
>>29728136I embrace my destiny all for her.
>>29727621Gotta love how one cute visual mistake from Mori made it canon
>>29728095Anon is more of a schizo faggot than usual today
>>29728223basado. saved
>>29728213we know
>>29728213Senzation...
>>29728177
>>29728221Damn I guess if someone said that it btfos Ame herself talking about how Haachama is her favorite holo or how she already had two collabs with her
>>29728058jack the ripper from shuumatsu no valkyrie
>>29728237New narrative; Ame and gura aren't having discord sex. They're having VR Chat sex as their characters.
Which HoloEN member would benefit the most from an improv class?
>STOP BEING POSITVE ABOUT YOUR OSHI>YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING REDDIT HUGBOXES
>>29728239>guywalfie's a girl
>>29728188Honestly, I'll take the kids spamming about 'yabs' over this thread right now. It'll be a good chemo.
>>29728239fuck off nigger
>>29728221>listening to anything that's said in these threads
>>29728239walfie is a girl
What's a good hard game for the ENs to play?
>>29727732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw-mAfVhLCA>"what's for dinner, Amelia?"I just always thought this was cute, and it made me think that they'd probably have great synergy together if they collab'd together.
>>29728236You may be onto something
>>29728239walfie is /jp/ royalty they can have ame and satisfy her lesbian urges
>>29728157not really? the Holos that only seem to be into streaming with little extra like Matsuri or RBC at least have pretty pleasant voices so I can toss them up in the background even if I don't give a fuck about the content of the streamI can't really do that with Ame since the voice just gets grating quickly, especially when she starts to whine about something again
>>29728184Really kino
>>29728058Use tomoshika's brother as a reference on how to draw vtuber siblings
>>29728259>Haachama is my favorite holo>Haachama is Ame's favorite holowtf I love Ame now
>>29728262Mori
>>29728239shes more like that femgosling pack Kiara has
>>29727897>literally on fire
>>29728188Well, at the very least it should be fun shitposting.
>>29728274Helldivers
>>29728091In the spectrum of all diaries, I'd say it was in the better half.
>>29728274Darkest Dungeon
>>29728000I mean Hololive was already a self-help center full of girls that are at least partially disturbed or too emotional for their own good, so nothing new there.
>>29727968>UngratefulThats MoriMori only read red supachas, lock content behind 3 paywallsAt least Ina is straight about it and said since the beginning she wouldnt have time. You need to be out of your goddamn mind to call Ame of all people ungrateful.
>>29728221Holy shit, someone on /hlgg/ said it?! Fuck, I guess Ame really does hate Haachama, bros...
>>29728261>I want to believe this
>>29727645Ame loves all her senpais.
>you could be fucking any memeber of the hololive JP if you were rich enough to invest in cover corp. imagine picking your favorite memeber and then waiting at hotelthem being scared becasye yagman only said to them that there have private meeting with a benefactor and that they must do whatever you tell them to do
>>29728221It was me. I was lying.
>>29728213wtf i want to fuck sponge now
>>29728264Schizos are mad at people staying on topic and are hungry for attention. If they were smart they'd make OC.
>>29728262Kiara.
>>29728274Custom Maid 3D 2
>>29728154https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
>>29727194
>>29728154I think you should probably take meds.
If anyone wants a yab coupon here you go!
>>29728158Haachama is already Punished Akai Haato.
>>29728058Ame's fraternal twindo we know if he's older or younger?
>>29728154wrong website
>>29728154you're so full of shit it's insanekill yourself
>>29728091I think so, it's also really short, so just put it on the background while you do chores or something. We got 3 new fucked up stories for the pasta.
>>29728256wait what did something get lost in translation? I call out poalfags and proxyfags, vote for the lowest one on the poll to equal them with the next one so there is less tribalism and you post pic related
>>29728239>walfie is an Ame gosling>there was a girl who posted here prepping for the dateIs SHE HERE?
>>29728301>lock content behind 3 paywallsPop quiz! How many membership tiers does Ame have? The answer may surprise you!
>>29728158she already has an eyepatch. she just needs a second to truly unleash her power
>>297282644chan has been a reddit station for years now, we just live in perpetual denial.
>>29728324I believe she said older
>>29728144>at restaurant having a nice meal>waitress is Mori Calliope>finish my meal, leave her a 10% tip and get up to leave>she looks ecstatic>"Wait, hold the fuck up dude, 10%? Holy shit. This is fucking amazing bro. What the hell? Can you even afford this? Dude, you do not have to do that, but BIG UPS.">she starts high fiving the other waitresses who all seem very uncomfortable>awkwardly say goodbye and walk outside>she chases me into the parking lot>grabs my shoulders and starts shouting at me>"No, seriously, dude, what the fuck?! You don't have to do that, you know! But I MAD respect you dawg and I appreciate it!?">awkwardly say you're welcome, get into my car and start driving away>look into rearview mirror>she's still chasing me>she's incredibly fast>"Dude, you did NOT just do that, oh my god, that is some REAL shit, THANK you so much dude">speed up and take some detours>think I finally lost her>get into my house and close the door>the doorbell ringshownew.ru
>>29728000the mask merely brings out who they always were inside
>>29728261I beleeb it
>>29728239>>29728273>walfie is a girlHow does Ame get all the female fans? First the femgosling, voocaro anon, and walfie too
>>29728239All of them have a superfan>Gura - Klaius>Ame - WalfieeHow about the other three? Anyone notable?
>>29727253nnnaaaaaaa
https://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm
https://youtu.be/v47u_36Nbxshttps://youtu.be/v47u_36Nbxshttps://youtu.be/v47u_36Nbxs
>>29727955"Normal" people also do dumb/weird/horny/non family friendly things. JPs openly talking about weird things as great because it humanised them and made them more relatable. For example, Okayu recently mentioned how a gyaru friend of hers got her into RPGs.
>>29728274Dark souls. Shame that it has the absolute worst case of backseaters that come out fucking no where and ruin any chance of a good stream.
>>29728274Vermintide 2
>>29728095
>>29728158why is doggo keeping Haachama away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47u_36NbxsHold out for 15 more minutes, anons.
>>29728274F-Zero GX
>>29728221You have to be over 18 to post in this website.
>>29728274Hard games aren't good for them to play. In case you hadn't noticed, they aren't especially skilled.
>>29728336anonchama?
Just woke up. I miss anything juicy?
Is it true that people that want to f*ck Ina also want to f*ck traps?
Who are the streamers that ame has said she's either watched or been influenced by? I remember dunkey and moonmoon. Anyone else?
>>29728359learn to read
>>29728350NexatG for Kiara maybe? He's always making clip videos.
>>29728353
>>29728239Damn Walfie is femgosling.
>>29728274Myst
>>29728353based
>>29728301>only reads red spachain SC readings? yeduring streams? she reads anything that catches her eye, update your narrative
>the only Tennisson art Amelia has liked on twitter is the one that has a bubba on the shirt instead of a boob windowBros... did we misinterpret Gura's drawing? Was it supposed to be a tiny bubba logo instead of a boob window all along?
>>29728366Ame killed Bubba on stream.
>>29728154my dad also works at Nintendo
https://poal.me/ckci2shttps://poal.me/ckci2shttps://poal.me/ckci2s
>>29728154Right right, I believe you. Do you also happen to be able to fly?
>>29728349>How does Ame get all the female fans? are you really going to ignore Kiara who probably has a higher female fan %?
>>29728274Mystery of the Druids
>>29728308I'd be undecided between Matsuri, Shion or Marine. Maybe contribute enough for a foursome...
>>29728319Don't use my wife to shitpost, you fiend.
>>29728369only 2d traps
>>29728365That's exactly why I'd be entertained though
>>29728274Halo
>>29728349she had all the NA girls too, maybe all of HoloEN and some JPs. She needs to be stopped before she ends up cuter then usual.
>>29728335Believe it or not, there are also a lot of female goslings on twitter and reddit.
>>29728239>newfags who dont even know walfFUCKING HELL
>>29728369its very true, i can confirm
>>29728324The one she was talking about in the stream was older. But she has a younger one too.
>>29728274DKCR or TF
>>29728354>>29728361Fellow Teamates, it's time to rev up those YABs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJOyOUuhfkE>BYE BYEWHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
>>29728350Vgamer dude for Kiara
Ina could be deleted at this point and nobody would notice or care
>>29728353wan pessa kikkaannotha pessa kikka
>>29728369Are you reading my fucking mind.
>>29728345Ahh a classic, still kills me
>>29728349Hitsu is a girl too. Nabi is also a girl.
>>29728394JUST AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29728383fuck no it was most definitely a boob window. Gura is a lewd girl.
Miko please I want to watch LA Noire
>>29728369Yes. I can prove it.
>>29728124As a teamate, I absolutely loved how she described how she feels about teamates.I also still love the moment when ENs were starting put chats back on screen and she asked if she should too, and all of the chat went "NO".
>>29728366Haachama is allah ackbar'ing the EN server
>>29728336Anonchama?! Theres only a 5usd pay wall, unlike Mori
>>29728373yeah it's definitely Nexat, she specifically mentions him a lot
>>29728154>Am I just schizo?you're EXACTLY the type of person the meido was talking about not too long ago, jesus christ
>>29728397I need her to say the thing during the sleepy zatsudan.
>>29728349Ame also has hitsu which is incredibly based since hitsu is so good.
>>29728239So this is the power of femgosling...
>Kiara forced Haachama out of EN and she's making Gura guiltyAll according to keikaku
>>29728239I'm kinda surprised that so far 3 of the girls have notorious female gachis, what gives? did this also happen with the JPs? Or is it because they are all girls so they naturally tag along?
>>29728373>>29728416not even close you two>>29728350The correct answer Yunarun she is frequently Kiara's thumbnail artist
BABY SHARK!!!
Anyone have archives of old Haachama EN videos before Coco bullied her into removing them?
>>29728376Imagine an Ina Myst stream.
>>29728399>>29728274Halo 2 legendary endurance stream onegai
>>29728239FACTS:walfieee is designated Amelia artist and based(you) are homo
>>29728369What?
Reminder to do this
>>29728414>1K waitingHachama really needs to dial down on the clickbaiting
I just got the the >ame cuter every stream question what the fuck bros we made it...
>>29728158wait, dogfuckers are responsible for covid????
>>29728371jokes on you, I can't read.
>>29728206Same
>>29728394so, all of them are psichos?
>>29728421assumedly written up by a teamate but then deadbeats completely owned it and some of the latter ones were definitely written by themI would know since I wrote one too
>>29728336>>lock contentDid you..misread this part?The person you're responding to is clearly full of shit and yet you still failed to call him out because you felt the need to fling shit in the other direction.
>>29728436She mentions Yuna way more don't comment on shit you don't know
>>29728446Fucking manipulative chicken cunt, shouldn't have trusted her for a momentAlso kinda unrelated but I'm STILL waiting on that HoloEN 5-way Factorio collab, get on that shit
>>29727820and holidays keeping people inside, soon even she will have time to stay up late enough to collab with ina
>>29728106Let's solve the big Ina questionhttps://www.strawpoll.me/35214163https://www.strawpoll.me/35214163https://www.strawpoll.me/35214163
>>29728373>>29728436I thought it was Yuna, considering she watches Kiara with her family, makes tons of thumbnail art, and follows her roommate's account.
>>29728464I honestly find poals fun sometimes.
>>29728239walfie is based tho. No creepy moments, and seems to actively watch streams too.
>>29728383>Was it supposed to be a tiny bubba logoNo, Gura said it on stream that it was a boob window. So boob-window Amelia Tennison is canon.
>>29728350Huke is Kiara's, I still believe he wants to fuck Kiara's roommate.
Just woke up, anything fun I missed from Ame's QnA?
>>29728274minesweeper
>>29728369Inanus
>>29728417wrong, ina is collabing with my birdwifeboss soon
>>29728485I'm a chickenfag and I wrote and edited some images for it just cause it's funny
>>29728274Deep rock galactic or Xcom, I'd love to see Ame or Ina rage at the 95% chance to hit.
>>29728349I don't have specific numbers but I have the impression that Kiara draws in a sizable female audience.I think unironic gamer girls end up attracting girls to their streams. I see it happen on twitch rather often.
>>29728414Haachama will not leave the server peacefullyInstead, she will make sure to "level" the playing field.. heh..
>>29728349That's not true tho, it's Ina by far then Kiara
Imagine being a schizo narrative poster who got too comfy making up total bullshit about JP, only to come over to this thread and be constantly exposed as a complete fucking retard for over two months.
>>29728467No, Anon, those are canadians, dogeaters are from China
>>29727194>Can I.... can I play the game?kek
>>29727156>Haachama>A+My man
>>29728301The paywall shit with Mori is ridiculous, shes the only one that does that.
>>29728406I know walfie but it's from Aikatsu
>>29728517Id really love seeing games that take a bit more brainpower to play like xcom, it would be beautiful
Does anybody actually like Amelia?
>>29728161hololive wont exist foreverand if they are total braindead infants after hololive is up they wont make it
>>29728274Team Fortress 2
>>29728435it's 0usd for mori tho since none of her member content is unarchived so 100% of it becomes available later
>>29728213they also sound the same
Gura-KlauisAme-WalfieKiara-MamaloniIna-??Calli-??
>>29728505I think today's detective diaries was a lot of fun! We got to learn some new lore about her older brother + how she scarred herself by faceplanting to the ground.
>La NoireSo what racist references have yet to be covered in Ame's streams?
>>29728503Isn't Huke married?
>>29728552Gura
>>29728274Hotline Miami 1 or 2 I would fucking kill for the chance
>>29728301She had to make hard rules about thanking superchats because it was totally destroying the actual content of streams because of how grateful she was.
>>29728503thats Nene, he simps hard for her
>>29728394>Gura as natsuki>Natsuki was my favoriteWe were meant to be
>>29727407I agree and I too feel that way
>>29728274motherfukin SWAT 4
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>>29728552NO I HATE HERTOO MANY PEOPLE LIKE HER HERE AND I HATE AMELIA WATSON BECAUSE SHES NOT MY OSHI AND GETS ALL THE ATTENTION HERE
our EN girls will start posting cute stuff like this to twitter too righthttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1326799582244712449
>>29728350Kiara had the first in Yunarun, for a while now
Missed the Ame stream, worth watching the archive? Was she cuter than usual today?
>>29728563Ina-Ina
>>29728545Actually releasing all her members content for free is a pretty good compromise, honestly. It's not really 'paywalled' anymore.
>>29728552You do now
>>29728241No one in KFP is going to snitch on her like that, the world doesn't need to know what she called Gura
What is the narrative behind Haachama's upcoming Minecraft Stream title?
>>29728494Nigga it's not even up for debate
>>29728568when has that stoped a man
akai "unloading my 9 on KFP line" haato
>>29728503pretty sure Kiara has another one, Huke helps when asked but he's not pumping out art for her on the regular like some of her fans.
>>29728594I plan to VoD her Q&A later
>>29728596Inaaaaaaaa
>>29728563>>29728596Ina...
Anyone know how topsis is doing i know she had to deal with yab shit and see she is tweeting now
>>29728369>flat as a board>oh wait, gura exists>womanlet>oh wait, Ame exists>Can draw>oh wait, a lot of them canI'm more amazed people even want to fuck Ina, since she basically doesn't exist unless mentioned.
>>29728591Kiara seems to be toying with it a bit
>>29728568When has that ever mattered? Lust is lust.
>>29728552Only when she's being cuter than usual.
>>29728458I really want to see Amelia rage at jackal snipers.She'll probably wuss out and use KBM though.
>>29728545she's does stuff her way and it appears to work outin the end she'll be judged by her results, like the other ones that did shit different before her
>>29728398If you just want to watch a girl falling into despairhttps://youtu.be/usX6CiThou0?t=2316
>>29728594Got some interesting new stories and learned more about her brother.
>>29728555Ame does the same shit. It doesnt matter, you watch vtubers for live content, not archived shit
>>29728552No, I don't. I LOVE HER!
>>29728550Just imagine Ame going all "ahh why it didn't hit, it says 95% chance and it is infront of him it's cheating!"
>>29728591Maybe someday. Friend is special though. There's no one else like her, at least in Hololive.
>>29728414Theoretically speaking. If Haachama goes into full autismo mode and after a few hours pumps enough TNT to blow up everything on the server and then does it. Will you hate her for it?
>>29728594She answered it directly of how she becomes cuter everyday so yes you should watch it.
Miko is cute bros...
>>29728652imagine a forced ironman playthrough
ame what the fuck?
>>29728354I wonder if she has any idea what she's in for.
>>29728550>>29728517I would love to see ina or ame get really invested in dressing up and ranking up some rookie then get heartbroken after a lucky crit kills them.
>>29728622She's the only Holo I'm member to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47u_36Nbxsdetective ame on the case!
>>29728618wrong thread faggotshe's tweeting regularly and she's working on her skeb stuff so it doesn't seem to be terrible
>>29728552SHADDUP!
>>29728353I always found it really cute seeing Ame's model eat, especially that one time during one of the watchalongs
>>29728622You wouldn't get it dot jay peg.
>>29728591Penis onegai
Why do people pretend to like Kiara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzYZdg73IiQRisu what are you thinking streaming at this time
>>29728668I dunno anon, I think she might
>>29728552Both me and my oshi love her
>>29728603She is graduating
>>29728525>unironicThat kinda goes without saying, the "ironic" ones are just shitting on other girls
>>29728622(You)...
>>29728354IM FUCKING READY
>>29728058Give him Peaker Blinders vibes
>>29728600I'm pretty sure theres already a clip of the thing on youtube that already has over 200k views.
>>29728667>She just modified Mori's disclaimer
>>29728622She has the sexiest design in Hololive aside from A-chan
>>29728517>>29728670Either of them would be fun since they'll name their units from Hololive and it'll fun to create stories around it.
>>29728345I can't breathe. Thanks anon, heres a coupon
>>29728465EN fanbase is not ready for the real Haachama. They think it's just a cute girl with an eye patch. They think "oohh she pukes on screen" o "ahaha feet compilation". They have not seen real madness live. But they will.
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>>29728414>WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!Noooooooo! I'm not gonna sell it!
>>29728657If she says 'HAACHAMACHAMA" when she pulls the trigger I'll cum immediately, feel bad for the girls after.
>>29728349Stalkeralker, probably Ame's #2 most frequent artist behind Walf is a girl too.
>>29728712I mean she said she might just grab Mori's disclaimer last time
>>29728464I would but I can't because the girls frequently do them for feedback and also I'm not a faggot
>>29728667Eh glad this will allow her to stream the game.and keep the worry worts away
>>29728657i imagine they have backups of the server loli would love her, it would be the third bomb dropped on jap soil since she is honorary EN
>>29728672based
incoming >FRENCH NEGRO FROM AFRICA CAN YOU BELIVE THAT?
Why do people pretend to like your oshi?
What are the chances that gura or ame ever play aria of sorrow? I would give literally anything to see it. If they ever choose to play a castlevania, ariah has got to be on the top of the list right? Its basically a more polished symphony of the night with better gameplay and a bit worse atmosphere.
>>29728636Well I think it'd be fun if the four of the EN crew play together through it giving them respawns and give good collab cohesion. It's not a callout game so you can talk about the game or not, and it'd give more hype for "clutch" moments of just running away from danger, with all the other players watching
>>29728594Yes
>>29728686pity
>>29728058Just make him the Fourth Doctor.
>>29728686Why do you ask this question multiple times a day?
>>29728430Based
>>29728686She is hot
>>29728667lol made me check, nice edit.
>>29728736i'm still gonna record it.
Ame finds you.Will you be arrested or shot?
>>29728647then toss her 5 bucks and have pretty much the same member experience like majority of HoloJPs?
>>29728675that good ty
PREGNANT HOLO
>>29728239>guy
>>29728686Why do you pretend to be a woman?
>>29728667wait, this does not sound right lol
Are you ready for another stream of a lifetime, teamates?
>>29728700Finally
Amelia "Two Nukes aren't enough" Watson
>>29728749>Shota 4th Doctor
>>29728591Haha she said cock
>>29728239walf is based
>>29728766Arrested, then shot.
>>29727968>the way she talks down to her chat is really obnoxious, I hate seeing people who are ungrateful to their fanshave you seen her chat?
This guy is the YAB generator get ready
>>29728349She drugs women with her concoction and pegs them afterwards, word gets around after she destroyed gura
What do you call this relationship
>>29728781Amelia "40 japs, taking naps" Watson
>>29728715have a bonus round>be me>watching hololive in bed>turn it off and go to sleep>hear window breaking>"naruhodo NAAYYY">leap out of bed, face to face with a big titty pink hair goth tomboy>I try to run but she corners me>"w-what do you want with me, strange woman">"Are you aware that I'm bad at video games?"
>>29728503If you want a Narrative, Huke is feeling extra guilty because she thinks he fucked up Kiara's growth with his design. You guys for sure aren't helping. I expect her to have 16 costumes by the end of next year.
>>29728594Check the VOD, there's some good stuff in there. Ame tells stories about her brother from when they were younger
>>29728779Yes
>>29728795Perfect
>We're about to reach the Homicide desk
>>29728466I wonder if her normalfag viewers were confused by it, most Ame jokes outside of here seem to still consist of ground pound and gamer rage.
>>29728795NTRPoor Gura
>>29728580This one is so ridiculous it made me laugh.
>>29728672Same takobro, the others just failed the insight check is all.
Akai Haato.....
>>29728740who would pretend to like Kiara?
Where can I buy haachama oppai mousepad
>>29728239Walf is great.
>>29728795An incredibly one-sided one.
>>29728793Based Earle
>>29728797
I hate when ___________ does ___________ but when ___________ does it, its fine
>>29728793This guy is based. Didn’t like how he showed up to the ending though.
Why do people pretend to like Koopa?
>>29728187Kiara has videos that are 250k+ plus, there is no way that song isn't going to break 1/4 million in the first 24 hours.
>>29728743>Konami>Essentially for streaming, it's Wii U onlyanon... I'm sorry
Why do some of Ame's members have a chicken nugget next to their name?
>>29728657>>29728724What if Akai Haato regains control just before that happens?
>>29728714>>29728670If they were to play it I guess it would be on easy, thing is the game is punishing if you have no idea what you are doing so it would make for a funny stream.
>>29728835Why do you keep mentioning them every thread?
>>29727270Yfw holofan get more permission for games than cover lmao.
>>29728765that is a good idea.the world and youtube are a silly place.Wish I grabbed the shrek vod
>>29728563it's me
time for more yab
>>29728795Hot.
>>29728466I sent it as a joke not thinking it'd get in but boy was I shocked that she actually answered.
>>29728800>b-but guh! Big Ups> Thanks for the aka supas
>>29728458>Halo 2 Legendary co-opGuaranteed kino, who would be the ideal team-up besides GurAme?
>ame made censors for LA NoireThis stream isn't going to be as fun as last time is it
>>29728354If she censors any of the dialogue I might drop her
>>29728843kekShe got really defensive before the Q&A stream about it when members were joking that it looks like a shield.
>>29728833I think he might have actually grown a conscience after the whole sewer thing
>>29728832>I hate when Mori does exist but when Amelia does it's fine
>>29728239Fucking newfags
>>29728394>Kiara as SayoriDon't do this to me...
>Gura has Klaus>Ame has Walfee>Kiara has NexatG>Mori has ???>Ina has ??????????????????????
>>29728855i'm not a huge fan of amelia (though i do like her) and i hate shrek but this has a high risk of loss and a high chance of being very entertaining so it's got to be preserved.
>be you>wake up one day to find Gura masturbating using your dickwhat do?
>>29728827I agree. Have a transparent version.
>>29728897Ina has Ina dude
>>29728814they probably thought nothing of it, it's a perfectly innocuous question. It was pretty fucking funny going through the archives and seeing the thread explode though.
>>29728745Don't the first two only have 2 player co-op? I agree it would be fun to see four member playthroughs of 3 and on tho. I'd say everyone but chikin for those since she can't into FPS
>Mori starts yelling ACAB at Ame in their next collab
>>29728350Kiara has that dyke trio of artists, and more recently, Mamaloni, who seems to release a new Kiara/TakaMori pic every day.
>>29728591potato and COCK and chickin nuggets!
Today is the 25th
>>29728832>I hate when Ina does Gura but when Ame does it, its fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47u_36Nbxshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47u_36Nbxshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47u_36NbxsGET IN HERE DEADBEATS, CHUMBUDS, KFC, TAKODACHIS AND TEAMATES
>>29728239UOHHHH
>>29727156EN ratings should be like this:Name: Gura / Ame / Ina / Kiara / MoriLive2D model: C / B / A / A- / A+Regular voice: A+ / B / B / A / A-Singing voice: S / D / ? / C / A+Gaming skills: C / A+ / B / B / CArt skills: - / - / SS+ / C / -Entertaining fans/chat: B+ / A- / B / A+ / B-Gachikoi capability: B+ / B- / B / A / A-Cute moments: S / A+ / B / B / CFunny moments: S / A+ / B / B / BGap appeal: C / B+ / B / C+ / SCollab power: C / A / C / A+ / B+
i am going to sleep, bye teamates, have fun with your oshi
>>29728394JUST AME
>>29728877It's for the nudity, you cocksucking moron.
>>29728636KBM won't help you in Outskirts, I'm pretty sure it's random where they spawn and they can react to you being there in 5 fucking frames. The moment they aren't stunned or killed instantly they'll get you first more than likely.
>>29728900thank god it's not Mori again
>>29728832I hate when Mori does something bad but when any other holo does it, its fine.
>>29728353Uh Teamates? Care to explain this?
>>29728686Why are you still here, fatty?
>>29728917No, it's the 26th.
>>29728918What should the Haatons do?
>>29728877visual censors I imagine. There's a naked dead body coming up.
>>29728900Scream because she ripped my dick off and attached it to herself
>>29728568That means practically nothing in Japan
>>29728900Mating press.
>>29728886Yeah but he was speaking in front of everyone like they were buddies, when they weren’t.
>>29727156Tiers are for queers
>>29728447Coco has a lot of female gachikois
>>29728909>Ina only has herselfIna Ina... Inaaaaa..............
WOTSUNPOST THE FAHKEN STREAM
>>29728900I realize I can finally die in peace
>>29728464How do I filter out Polka as well?
>>29728923All of them have shown their art skills, anonchama...
>>29728394big fan of the blue one
i n aaa
>>29728797I thought this was going to be the art of today's stream. Imagine my disappointment when it was just another boring ground pound joke.
>>29728941ok seanigger
>>29728801This isn't even narrative posting, this is a straight fact.His Steins;Gate designs are actually god-tier so I'm sure her first alt costume is going to be good.
>>29728900IMPREGNATE THE SHARK
>>29728877It's just for nudity, relax
>>29728942stay in her pre-chat
TIME FOR MORE 1940'S KINO.
>>29728394This is kinda fitting
It's starting. Are you ready for this?
Let's goooo
>>29728917not here it isn't. The girl who made the prediction is Japanese too.
>>29727156>Shitty /hlg/ chart
>>29728923>Kiara>any gaming skills>Gura not having SS Gachikoi skill for raking in money while ignoring superchats
>>29728974Get back in there boyo!
>>29728900Pick up the brat and drop her outside because I'm trying to get some sleep.
>>29728942Go be retarded somewhere else
>>29728900Tell her to fuck off and give it back, I always need to piss after I wake up.
>>29728900Die without regrets
>>29728301Even your oshi prefers deadbeats over her own fans.
>>29728974fucking kek
What will you do if Ame censors the dialogue?
>>29728900>be you>wake up one day to find Gura masturbating using my dick>go eat breakfast>work out>take a shower>do my work>eat lunch>finish work>jack off into Gura>eat dinner>post here>go to sleep>repeatsuch is life
It's time for the fallen idol to make her appearence!
>>29728923>Haven't listened Ina singingBlasphemy.
>>29728394fits perfectly
>>29728974Do you fuck young girls, Pikamee!?
>>29728900Escape. I must protect my virginity at all costs
>>29728959Isn't it the 26th pretty much everywhere outside of Muttland?
>>29728877the stream getting baleeted by Youtube wouldn't be very fun>>29728458You'll be lucky if they play Heroic
>>29727890Cute+cool
My body is ready
>>29728737>serverIt's not a server, it's a realm.No backups.
>>29728937I unironically want to lurk on that thread.
>>29728974This folder finally can be put to use
>>29727156I adjusted it.
Time to get comfy bros
>>29728999I'll laugh as she fails to censor half of the bad stuff
>>29728874Timestamp because I wanted to see her answer it again: https://youtu.be/983K4eyK16A?t=1434I'm happy she answered it though. Thanks for submitting it.
>>29728900
I'm ready
Morning voice Risu is magical
PREPARE FOR THE YABS, TEAMATES
>>29728999Didn't she say at the end of the Q&A that she was getting censors ready? It's not really "if".
>>29729000It's time
>>29728923Mori's art is pretty decent.
Ame is cuter than 3 hours ago.
>>29729012Good news, the only way you'll lose it is if you have to pay someone else.
>>29729048sex...
>>29728999there's no way she'll get it all and even if she did I can infer what slur is being used cause i'm not a retard.
Delta...
I think it's cute how all the EN girls seem really close and support each other with stuff all the time behind the scenes, are the JPs like this too or they mostly just on their own
>>29729039Okay, Chang.
>send caps lock message in Ame's chat>get bannedwoooooooow
>>29728996ogey
You guys have official police business badges next to your name, right?
>>29729011well if you insists...
>>29729034Don't. It reeks of hambeast femanons and tranny hormones
Can somepost post the link to the team-up schedule? Thanks.
Is it just me or is she already cuter than usual?
>I can rewind >it's the most yab game she's playedAme...
>>29729049How is this tree rrat so fucking sexy?
You can rewind on this stream
>>29729055>>29729048Kiara NO
>>29728900Wake up again.
I want to be Bubba.
>>29729000Faker.........
>>29729069The world is as it should be then
>>29728974kek, nice one.
Time for the curse of the 25th to happen bros... (Just doomposting she put the disclaimer so that's based)
>>29728999she should get censor bars ready for when they eventually start showing bare dead women vaginas.
>Rewind onBRACE
Ayunda...https://youtu.be/dzYZdg73IiQ
>>29729084no, i joined late but it's fine because gura is my oshi
>>29729078They are, but obviously it's a little more cliquey than HoloEN just by nature of there being far more girls.
>>29728897Kiara has Yuna you mean
>>29729081>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AMELIA BANNED ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29729094No idea
Bring me the LA Noire
>>29729097yab
>>29729081On you for not reading the fking rules, that's autoban.
>it's been so long since I've seen you guysI felt that way too ameeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>29729054ITIS FOR THE NAKEDBODYYOU DUMBFUCK
I want to be Wellington.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY
>>29729078depends a lot on generation to generation. Gen 5 is even closer then EN
>>29729113YAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wx9UTiAjwc Winning son doing EN stuff too if you wanna throw him pity views. The stars have kind of been wising up to even doing some EN stuff = views on a consistent basis for the past few days.
>>29729078>just on their ownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjDai10Lc8
>>29729116>Morning >at 8pmDumb tree rrat
>>29728832I hate when twitch thots say innuendoes, but when a holo does it, it's fine.
>>29729097You weren't supposed to point that out
>>29728923Ina's singing voice is decent, if you grade Kiara as C she'd be C-, Mori should be B+ until she figures her mic shit and does some vocal training>Ame>gaming skills>A+did we watch same gaming streams? if anything the whole lineup is like C with potential for B/A in things they're passionate aboutnot grading Mori's art skills is weird though I guess it's mostly since she doesn't make them part of her character a lot>entertaining chat>Amein schadenfreude way?the rest is so-so, though putting Ame that high in funny really dates your post
>>29729081►DO NOT TYPE YOUR WHOLE MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS LOCK LIKE THIS
>>29729049FINALLY! A Risu stream that i can watchAYUNDA VOICE>AYUNDA VOICE
Don't they need to make sure that rewind feature is off?
What does it mean?
>thread is being overdramatic
>You can rewind the livestreamAme you fucking goof
>>29729049i feel it
CUTE
>>29729081Sasuga retard
do you guys really think ame didn't check what happens in this game after all the yabais last stream?
Is it me or is Ame not cuter than usual today?
>>29729142It's morning at SEA
>>29729158Haachama...
>>29729082You can ogey but she pretty much admitted it in mori's chat.
>>29729117>Didn't join both day 1Pretty crinch
>>29729049Why is her just-woken-up-voice better than most peoples ASMR voices?
You see, Amelia doesn't like feet. But she does, secretly as it may be, like and borderline adore the idea of people going crazy horny just because of her own feet. Such is the way of the female.
Would you be bubba if you could? If Ame is your idol would it be worth living shorter and having to see in black and white and 50 shades of grey?Does she sing to him? I know she lets him in her bed that's about it
>>29729158She's going home at the end of the month so wont be able to stream for a while
>>29729155is there any actual known info about that? coco has rewind on routinely for one of her shows.
LOOK AT HER GOOOOO
AME2CUTE
Man that was fucking cute, wtf. Just in time before the yabs hit.
IT'S TIME >bobbing her character to the musicCute! CUTE!
>cube censorHER CUTENESS JUST CANT STOP RISING
>>29728350Kiara actually has a lot. I think it's because she constantly retweets and comments on stuff, encouraging people to make more.
>>29729128No full-caps is the dumbest rule in any chat. Just don't yell the words in your head like a retard
That censor may need to be a little bigger, at least vertically.
>>29729158She has finally been set free from Australia.
Qbert?>>29728418
>that censorWhat the fuck?
>>29729137Does Haachama still talk to her Gen1 buddies or have they moved apart by now?
>Minecraft censors
Okay, that was legit cuter than usual.
>>29728552I love her and so does her girlfriend
>cube censor
Cubes? That's just like Minecraft.
>CUBESThis is true.
>only a graphical censor
>>29729097What the fuck does this mean? What? What the fuck? VOD?
is it just me or is ame cuber than usual today?
>>29729197What about it?
>>29729158she's blowing up the holoEN server and taking everyone with her.
>>29728695It's Ayunda time!
>CubesKek>>29729182I just want to feel human contact so yes
Cubes?
Does Ame just have blocks on her brain 24/7?
>>29729097Why do Vtubers rarely use this feature? Is it to make it harder for people to clip yab moments?
J-JUST LIKE MINECRAFT
>>29729176ogey
>>29728923>Kiaras voice being goodYeah no, worst one by far.
>>29728923Bump Gura up to a B in Gaming skills. She's great on rhythm games and it feels wrong to place her in the same tier as Mori.
>>29729138Tough luck for him. If it wasn't during Ame's LA Noire I would watch and not even for pity.
>>29729113Ello, ello. What's all this? I just woke up.
>>29728369No
>>29729142It's morning here down under, mate.
>>29729158She took offense that Gura moved her house away from herShe's gonna blow up the server as retaliation, including all of mori's house
>>29729081https://streamable.com/wlv791
>Censors also translucentAme?
CUTERTHANUSUAL
>slightly transparentThis won't end well...
>risu gets a new VAwtf cover?
>>29728923>kiara having gaming skills>kiaras art being bad>mori having no cuteness>ina having funny moments>ame not having art skillsbesides that its pretty accurate.
>>29727149what she mean by this?
>she showed the injury picture to her auntcuuute
>cubes are semi-transparentOH NO NO NO
they're blocking the view
>>29729158Haato is retarded, nothing new
>>29727303
>missing a few
Based Auntie Watson kek
>>29727130
>There's even more
Shit, I didn't know Ame started
>>29729192I know but either way it's in the rules, nothing you can do about it.
wtf
>>29729198If you ask me who a Gen 1 is, I would not know. I subscribed to Fubuki after her Scanman video; and I did not know what Hololive was until Gura. So yea, maybe they need to associate with each other a bit more.
Oh for fuck's sake here we go
This one?
Amelia....
>BROKER HER ARM AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT
Ame what the actual fuck
>>29729253ina...
Auntie Watson gave us content, bless her heart.
Ame...
>the stories are all realNarrativefags BTFO again
ADD IT TO THE COPYPASTA
Jesus fucking Christ Ame
>breaks arm>doesn't even noticewhat a beast
Fucking hell Ame...
Nonchalantly breaks her arm, fucking hell
AME?
>>29727303what's ip is it?
>>29729155>>29729184It's a good way to make sure the viewers are synced with chat, but it's not a big deal.
>aunt points out she missed some injuries>Broke her arm and didn't realize itJesus christ woman.
>>29729158You're funny, anon.Don't go to EN Minecraft tomorrow.
Someone post Ame's broken arm from that one collab
>casually broken arm is canon
what the fuck ame is a fucking rambo
>Didn't realized that her arm was broken Thats metal as fuck
>>29729283>>29729284>>29729289>>29729290Ame...
she's mexican confirmed
ame is unkillable
>You're missing a fewHoly shit, Auntie W. has seen some shit
>>29728695AYUNDA> AYUNDAAYUNDA> AYUNDAAYUNDA> AYUNDAAYUNDA> AYUNDA
cursed
>auntie watson saw the diagram>another ame injury storythis fucking girl I swear
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING LOVE AMELIA SO MUCH
the fuck is wrong with this woman
4 year old Ame is hardcore, takes a break without a peep
>>29729078They are, it just may be harder to see right now because of schedules, like practicing for HoloFES.There's also the autists that isolate themselves, but even they have at least one person they are close with.
>DISCLAIMER:>This game contains themes, imagery, and extremely offensive words that do not reflect the thoughts and opinions of myself, Hololive, or Cover. Please be advised that the game being played is fairly graphic in nature.
is she a fucking zombie? what the fuck Amelia
>>29729292She noticed, but the rest of her family didn't.Which is... even worse.
Sex...
Jesus Christ what the fuck Amelia?
>>29727715>You thought you could escape the mogging, lil shark? You cannot escape the inevitable.
>disclaimer in the descriptiondropped
>>29729241>>29729246What are you, gay?
>>29728581Based. Yuri was my favorite and so is Mori.
Oh right the pedo case
>>29729269That's the one
oh? this? nothing out of the ordinary
Sex....
Sex... Don't look...
aloe....
>>29729252oh god you're right
>>29729292I broke my friends arm as a kid by crashing into him on our bikes and nobody noticed the whole day
>That hole in Ame's head probably broke her pain receptors that's why she didn't know her arm was broken
Aloe...
Amelia's body must be desensitized to pain at this point...
>>29728686you're right, i don't like kiaraI LOVE KIARA
Do we have boobs or a penis in this stream this time?
Is it just me or does Amelia sound cuter than usual tonight?
>>29729318wame...
>>29728695I FUCKING LOVE AYUNDA
>>29729228Yes.
Oh god oh fuck my superchats don't have colors, I thought that other anon was just a retard but now it's happening to me too
>The Fallen IdolAloe...
Man how come a smelly neet who stays home and plays vidya all day have such incredible stories
vera...
another cookie...
JOHN LOVE
I just finished this case lmao, ame is in for a ride.
Sex-chan...
>>29729319>does the 13 grapes thingwe've known since forever ago
>>29729000The fꕔllen idol...
>>29729363boobs and vag
>chat saying the idol is ameDo I tell them...?
>>29729319>mexican>eats taco belldisgraceful
>>29729360CEO...
>>29728695Sleepy ASMR is the hot new thing, huh?
Shame she isn't playing the version that has the DLC.
>>29728695>Ayunda voicemy dick... gonna listen to the VOD later
>>29729252holy kek
>>29729253
Whens the first case with pedos?
>>29729364her cube censor has upped her cuteness factor by 1.33 CPS, which is cuter than usual
>>29728695Ayunda voice tree rrat makes me feel like a jihadi is about to attack.
The fact that Ame didn't drop this game yet, cements herself as my oshi.
>she left the stars on the topBets on how long they're there?
>you can rewind on this stream>broke her arm but didn't even notice itAme does not experience weak human emotions such as fear or pain.
>>29729403now
This is going to be Ame's final stream, right?
>>29728695Jesus fucking christ
>>29729329children take fractures well in general since their bones are still kinda spongy
>>29729292can confirm, something similar happened to me before. It's weird how more severe injuries don't seem to be that painful.
>>29729384ive never heard of this and i'm mexican
Oh lord, morning Ayunda.
>>29727169>take a break from these threads>pasta got an upgradewelp looks like my chumguts cream of potato edit is now obsolete
>woman driver
EY AHM WALKEN HERE
>>29729412Ame is hardcore as fuck.
There's something about LA Noire's open world that feels kinda, I dunno, lifeless? Surely someone else gets that sensation.
This game has a good soundtrack
>Poorfag>Went to DisneylandYeah, being a poorfag in a first world country is the true american dream.
>We'll drive normal>Immediately rear ends someone
>standing in the middle of the street>honk honk>"SHUT UP STOP HONKING"
>>29729373Yeah YouTube broke? Maybe they were trying to fix their bloated ass chat
>>29729292I didn't notice my arm was broken until I couldn't reach up to wash my hair after work. Figured I should get x-rays the next day.
I'm loving this music
>>29729406That must be it. Subliminal cuteness.
Do American cops usually try to drive up mountains?
>>29729421
>>29729433
>>29728394wtf anon I was just thinking about which holo would fit each DDLC girl
>>29729341Yuri was probably Mori's favorite too
who else>drives like regular trafficin here?
>>29728695Ok she can have my nuts now
>female human specimen in motorised vehicles
>>29728695AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MY DICK AYUNDA PLS
>>29729319there are more spics than fucking mexico you retard
Ame's mouth opening and closing while she eats is the cutest shit ever
oh my god and I thought Fubuki's driving was bad.
>>29729437Yeah its definitely pretty thin but I don't think a bunch of side activities would fit the game. At a certain point I think everyone just starts telling the partner to drive.
god i wish risu would dom me and use my face as a chair
>>29729455American cops are fucking invincible.
Auntie Watson and Ame are pretty close. Kyooooot!
>>29729441>Tries to mountain goat in a car
>the crime scene is LITERALLY across the street from the station
>>29729440poorfags in the US are often that way because of poor financial mismanagement.
>I can take the car up these stairs
>>29729403What happened to the consul's car case? What the hell?
>>29728394>Kiara Sayori
>>29729403isn't a dlc?
>>29728695Mori may be queen of the sleepy voice, but Ayunda is King.
>I can take the car up these stairs!This girl is fucking chaos.
>>29729437They spent all money and time on facial capture, there are a few docummentaries about it.
what the fuck why is she driving up the stairs
>>29728695Good fucking lord her voice shouldn't do this to me
>the litter car that could
>>29728900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMUzQeL5wsapply self defense
I'm digging this BGM right now
>>29729481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvz-zP8zO2U
this is why you don't have a license ame
>>29729490DLC i think
Huge brain Ame
Do americans really?
>>29729412>>you can rewind on this streamrefresh the stream it should be gone
>>29729496Walking takes too much energy
>You're in luck! It happened right across the bock!>Ame drives there anyway
>>29729465>Driving at allLet your partner do all the work if you want 5 stars
I guess all those BDSM has fanart of Ame has some merit to them.The girl's resilient.
>>29729437It was made first and foremost to be a facial tech demo, it was kind of barebones for an open world game.
>>29728923>Mori>Collab power B+I love Mori but her collab power is not a B+ or higher than Gura. C or C+>Cute moments CBump it to A, BFE/GFE too strong>Gachikoi capability A-Should be bumped up to S no question
>>29729440More so because of connections. I was pretty poor growing up, but I got to go to a local amusement park a lot because a cousin of mine worked there so we got free entry sometimes.
Ame is driving in your neighborhood.How safe are you?
>>29729490That case is DLC, she doesnt have any it seems>>29729493Nah it comes up in a few cases.
>>29729513Its not.
>>29729463weird right, I was cooking some beans and though Ame acts an awful like Monika and anon posted that image next thread
Amelia's default smiling face is too fucking cute, I want to pinch her cheeks so bad.
>>29729384Never heard of this. Did she actually say she does this?
And people give Mikochi shit for her driving kek.
>>29729477It really is.
>>29728686"From politics to sports to business, people are quick to categorize those at a competitive disadvantage as underdogs. Moreover, there is ample anecdotal support that most people do not hesitate to align themselves with underdogs, a phenomenon called the underdog effect.""Support for the underdog was found to be more extreme than rooting against the top-dog"
>>29729509So she's not gonna play that or something? That's a shame.>>29729530
>>29729426that just means she's more mexican than youmi familia si lo hace, por alguna razon siempre pienso que son 13 en lugar de 12https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve_Grapes
>>29729511Survival of the fittest
>>29729513Nope. Still works.
(((Movie Producer)))
>>29727169>>29729429
Wait, how come I can actually rewind Ame's stream this time?
>>29728273No, he's not
>>29728695>This voiceAme.. I'll be right back
>>29729319JESUS FUCK YOU NEWFAGS WHY WONT YOU JUST DO YOUR ARCHIVE REPS. WE. KNOW.
>>29729527100% i never go outside
>>29728394no matter how bad /hlgg/ can get, it will never be as much of a shitstorm as /ddlc/ was back in its heyday
Fucking faggot chat snitching
>>29729527>stairs can't stop her>sidewalks are just another lane to herI'm fucking dying bros
http://poal.me/io1nxzhttp://poal.me/io1nxzhttp://poal.me/io1nxzhttp://poal.me/io1nxz
>L.A. Noire>rewind allowedOh yeah, that's the stuff
I don't think Amelia is very cute today
>>29729477>>29729539When did this happen? I need to fucking see this.
>>29729550oops
>>29729538What an efficient detective
>>29729527im staying away from the walls and calling the police
>>29729477I always look at it too, it's so cute
>>29729440Disneyland tickets used to cost around $50 to $70 10 years ago, now they're $110+ depending on the day and season.
>>29729560>Ame drives through your house
>>29729560the only reason she isnt crashing through storefronts is because the game wont let her
I didn't think the game would let you drive up stairs
>chat saying to censor already Why is the whole world gay?
>>29729363>>29729421Quiero cogerme a la Nena hermanos...
I wasn't looking at the stream and I thought she said "Antis?"
>>29729527Another reason to not go outside
>>29729527I'm more scared for the old people walking their dogs
>>29729319Why are americans like this?
CUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>29728900Isn't that just sex?
P-pantsu??/
>>29728394>ponytail AmeALTERNATE OUTFIT ONEGAI
Amelia is more retarded today!
>>29729568TOOOOOOOODD
I want to rip Delta's pantsu off
>>29729535can't pinpoint when but it was in one of the firsts detective diaries
lmao good start
The fuck is Risu doing? It's killing me from my special parts.
PANTSU
>>29729524Mori gachis are weakening since they're spreading themselves thin between her, Snek, K-san and now Milky
semen
>>29729541I asked her about DLC in a superchat and she said that she didn't know there were any, but that she might play it after the main game.
>>29729549ThanksAnd thanks for covering my poor ass attempt at adding a cream of potato soup bowl
>>29729440cheap during the off season
>>29729538lol, I also did that before
>>29729578but she's the police...
UOH
>>29729568>elder scrollstodd.png
>I'll run a trace for semen>Mphffn!
>>29728695Cringe
>she's not overreactingthis is gonna be good.
>Clara Baow
is this the pedo mission?
Kiara....
>>29729138I'm watching all roberus
>>29729328I don't find it weird though? Doesn't everyone have a bunch of old injuries, especially if you dig deep into your past. I've had:>A sewer grate crushing the tip of my finger>Broken rib from football (soccer) >A broken lamp almost severing my pinky (went to the bone>A broken toilet slicing my thumb >Bone tumor tearing into my muscles in my leg>A statue of hands falling on my head >A hammer falling on my head from a balcony >A rusty nail in the bottom of my foot (this was probably the most foul one, so much gunk) >Another rusty nail in the side of my leg>Slammed my head into a metal pipe in a factoryAnd so on, I don't get why people think any of the stories are bs, they seem normal to me.
Cursive's hard to read.
cummy mommy
>>29729627I don't know but if this keeps up I'm muting Ame
>>29729652yes
>>29729568Why would she play anything other than Gura's dad's games?
>>29729638No problem. I'll always eat what Gura makes me.Reps are reps, bro. You'll get better.
>>29729607It only took a few replies
Will this case trigger PTSD in Amelia back from when she was down on her luck and had to do stuff?
>>29729319what prompted this comment
>stars in their eyes>stars at the top of the screenRrat bros??
>>29729652cunny mission
Is this the casting couch mission, or is that later?
>>29729253nicely done
>>29729573nonsenseutter nonsense
>>29729657I don't go outside so luckily I can't relate not that I don't believe her stories.
>>29729658let me guess, you have trouble with 24-hour time too.
>>29729658ESL or American?
>>29727160https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318681457523453952This is the sauce If anyone is interested.
>>29729568eslchama...
>>29729574You missed your chance earlier anon
Ame....the Shakespearereps....
>>29728923>Mori art skill nonexistentYeah okay you have no idea what you're talking about
Ame, your Hamlet reps...
Morning Risu got me feelin some kinda way
>>29729652Chumbuds beware
cole is a funny guy
>>29729389one of my best friends is mexican (like lived in mexico until she was 10 or so) and she eats taco bell all the time
>Stars are nice to look at, but sometimes they can blind you>stream overlay is a bunch of stars
Amel... your hamlet reps...
>>29729627We have reached a form beyond Ayunda.Suffice to say, if you have survived NNN to this point, do not watch.
>Didn't get the Shakespeare quoteAme is dumb
>>29729677Bingo
>>29729142>Call someone dumb>Look dumb Like pottery
How come Miko hardly streams eroge anymore
>So someone did die?????
>ame dosent know shakespeare
>head trophiesI really want to see her play some Aliens vs Predator. Original, sequel, 2010s version.
>>29729097I noticed that too.
>>29729685Why would you think we don't use cursive in the US? We learn that shit in like 2nd grade.
Amelia doesn't know her shakespeare, unsubbed and unmembered
>>29729611I genuinely hope that her second outfit has a ponytail.
>>29729658I legitimately can't read it at all
>>29729695>>29729698>>29729705>>29729709She was talking about the head he was holding
>>29728923You're so wrong on so many points, I can tell you only watch Gura & Ame
>>29729714It was a joke anon
>>29729658Depends. Cursive is easy to read but some people's penmanship makes it look like chickenscratch
>>29729657I have never broken a bone. The worst thing that has ever happened to me is my finger got jammed in a door once.
Gura is retweeting art
>>29729568Goddammit Todd...
>>29729723they stopped teaching that years ago bruh
>>29729723They don't teach it anymore from what I've heard.
Amelia Watson is my wife.
Why doesn't Risu just always stream as Ayunda and become the most subbed holo in the world within a few months
>>29729658Man I can barely write print but I can read cursive just fine
>>29729658Not this one. You gotta be fucking joking.
>>29729732>>29729658amerishart zoomers......
>>29729746NARRATIVES?
Did Ame go to a poor highschool or something, not knowing Hamlet...
>>29729756There's only so much the dick can take, Anon
>>29729760she just woke up
Wasn't the pedo mission before this? Did she skips it?
>>29729756i think she's trying to make the transition? she's been busting out the ayunda voice more and more lately
God dammit chat, fuck off
>>29729760Gura likes retweeting art.
American "education" strikes once again
>>29729772she was awake hours ago dude, this is her second batch of twitter shit today
>all those people in her chat talking about the cunny pantsuthey're gonna be in for a shock
>>29729384My family does this and we aren't Mexican.
>its a chat is retarded episode
If you're going to backseat at least have the decency to backseat correctly
Ame dabbing on chat again
quit shilling for tree rrat faggots these are Ame hours
Is this a prerecorded or something, for some reason I can go not live
>>29729775It's a DLC mission
>>29729756All of her viewers would coom within 10 minutes and leave the stream out of shame.
>>29729756Just be thankful she doesn't.Oh god, she's laughing now.
>>29729723Zoomers can't do it.
>>29729775Must not have dlc enabled
>>29729627That doesn't sound like Ayunda or Risu
>>29727216Ironically the author likes shark themed stuff too.
Risu's deep voice is indeed sexy but I still prefer Ame's high pitched squeaky gremlin voice.
>>29729657The few times I should've had an injury that was more than a slight cut, I was hit in surprisingly resilient areas. Friends would complain about being hurt when they punched me. Hard bones.
imagine trying to backseat a flop game like L.A. Noire lmao
REKT!
>>29729800>>29729751>>29729749It seems I have outed myself as a boomer.
Bekowsky...
>>29729775There are multiple pedo missions, this is one of them.
>>29729800To be fair, zoomers aren't really "people" so they don't count.
>>29729798God her fucking laugh. Jesas
>>29729746Watching Amelia in the background I bet.
I only write cursive. Runes to you, sharts.
>old enough lolyikes!
OLD ENOUGH SWEETHEART
ogey
>>29729800I can I just choose not to. It's useless.
I Ame going to fuck up interrogating women like last time?
Lying WHORE
Rrat
that rrat
>old enoughOHNONONONON THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS
that fucking rrat
>>29729756She has a limit of nuts per week anon
>>29729795>>29729801I don't even remember when I played without DLC so I didn't know.>>29729822Most people know it specifically for meme old man.
>>29728913No saying Chikin can just hangout and cheerlead for them if she wanted to. You don't have to play to enjoy video games
>>29729793It's a rare instance of Ayunda taking over, her voice is so powerful
>>29729756You don't get it, Ayunda is extra special because she isn't used all the time
>>29729783She woke up again
>Old enough HERE WE GO
>>29729782Burger here, can recall reading Hamlet in high school. Unsure about Julius Caesar.
>old enoughfuckin base->rrat
She's so goddamn dumb. Holy Shit Watson I'd gut her.
>>29729543my family never did this shit, then again my grandma was like a superstitious witchlady and all our christmas traditions were american or rural mexican
>>29729850if her age in on the clock...
Ame, your questioning reps...
she always do so bad with the women kek
>>29729800>>29729751>>29729749Depends on where you live, my zoomer brother learned it in elementary school.
Ame... your detective reps...
Jesus christ Ayunda's morning voice is beautiful
>victims drugged>she picks the car
Hololive's best (and only) detective.
>>29729777>>29729789Just... Close chat?
>>29729717Don’t wanna get her channel banned I guess.
Ame please stop mixing up lie and doubt...
>detective is actually a bad detective
>>29729876Ame's manipulation skills only work on men that's why
AME PLEASE
Wow Ame sucks at this
ame...
>Failed completelyAce detective Amelia Watson
Why ame can't read women
>cant read womenkek
>>29729870PROOF. READING. REPS.
>0/3 correctame your detective skills..
I was fucking awful at interrogations too
>>29727227Korone's doing her socialization reps.
God she's retarded. Does she not know what the options are actually for?
>>29729887Kinda hard to do when she's the one reading it.
>>29729895this is known
Haha, Amelia should have her detective license revoked, Jesus Christ.
does it even matter if you fail all the questions?
reese...
>Bubba's at faultAme....
Guys.I think Bubba is the real detective.
It's a good thing she's not a real detective.
why did ame suggest a detective character to cover if shes so incredibly shit at it
Wow Ame is actually incompetent at reading women.
Watchama?!
fucking kek ame please
wtf ame
>>29729887Chats leaking into stream again.
>>29729895That's like her entire character. She's a much better criminal than detective.
amelia what the fuck
Ame.......................
HAHAHAHAHAHA
damn it bubba
Women drivers...
>>29729895she's good with men
Wtf Ame
WAACHAMA!?
>0/3Sasuga detective Watson
>>29729918Her driver's license, too.
AMECHAMA?
WTF AME
>women drivers
10/10 driving skills
>can't read womenGura... if you don't make an advance more...
>you're cute>doesn't get her way>m- my husband!kek
>She got the car stuckJesus fuck Ame
LMAO THIS IS GOLD
>drives off the fucking cliff and gets her car stuckWELL THEN
I don't think she could've managed that if she tried. Jesys
Ame what the fuck