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>>29721917>early thread
I love Ame
>>29721555soundpost ideas onegai
http://poal.me/igzgpyhttp://poal.me/igzgpyhttp://poal.me/igzgpyhttp://poal.me/igzgpy
>>29721926I haven't been watching either streams but has Kiara already fought the boss Ina is fighting right now?
Ame answering questions in ten minutes!
>early threadWhy are tentacultists so impatient?
>>29721917
it's /ameg/ hours OPhttps://youtu.be/983K4eyK16Ahttps://youtu.be/983K4eyK16Ahttps://youtu.be/983K4eyK16A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQAcWQ8mlUQ&t=1287s
Hic
Aruran just timewarped me wtf, it's already been 20 minutes?
>>29721985because they aren't watching the stream
>>29721910If you want to be prickly about it, late EU primetime. Still the highest amount of eurobros looking for something interesting in that timeslot.
I hate the bugmen so goddamn much bros.>tfw the A Way Out guitar minigame is the last rhythm game Gura will ever be allowed to play on streamIt isn't fair, fuck Mao and fuck the CCP
>>29721555>need to make it into a soundpostno, it's perfect already. don't ruin it with that newfag soundnigger cringe. good job!
Gura told haachama to fuck off for being a filthy leechhttps://streamable.com/0sbs2f
>>29721985Because last time she was streaming there was a Gura op, probably
Aguacate
The Amelia Watson experience>it's a cold but nice friday evening near the end of the year>you're going out with your good friend Amelia, it's a really fun evening and both of you have been laughing a lot - you take her ice skating in the park, to a cozy little pizzeria and to a karaoke afterwards>you take turns and for the final song of the evening she starts to sing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8>she knows the lyrics by heart and doesn't even need to look at the TV, instead she looks at you while smiling and singing >halfway through, as you look at her performing for you, something changes inside of you>this isn't someone you only view as a friend>there's more to it, you suddenly feel it hitting you like a tsunami hits the shore >your cheeks flush, there's an odd feeling in your stomach and your eyes hold contact with hers in an unusual way so that even Amelia notices something isn't quite right>you KNOW that she can tell something is up with you, but she still finishes the song and doesn't mention anything>"haaaa... wasn't that fun? thank you for taking me out tonight! Wanna get going then?" - she's back to her cheerful self and you too get your composure back >you end up walking her home while chitchatting about nothing important>as you arrive outside of her place, you two hug and you wish each other a good night>she goes up to her door but halts after just a few steps before turning around>there's a brief pause >"hey...promise me one thing... promise you haven't fallen in love with me.">she looks directly at you, her beauty as overwhelming as the words she just uttered, as you can hear your own heartbeat seemingly deafeningly loud in contrast to the completely serene scene you are in, snowflakes slowly falling to the ground around youDo you understand now?
I'm excited to see how cute Ame is today
Did Kiara beat the Deer offscreen or bosses dont appear in order? cant see her fighting it on her VOD
>tsukasa_deer.gif happening live on streamSomeone save Ina!
>be anon>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime>work was tough today, don't want to do anything>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you>something's touching your nose>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter
>>29721985Do you want another 2hu genocide?
Kinda curious if Rice game would be buff in JP hours.
>>29721813Last time she was embarrassed was the finger licking surprise asmr so i will hold onto my hope.
Pizza dad is teaching overseas viewers about Japanese crafts in English!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yZzNoLta8
>>29721985They don't want to get mugged by chumbuds
>We try to guess the upcoming new Ame lore
Hey Teamates, you did send Ame a marshmallow asking why she's cuter than usual today, right?
>>29721977I love Polka but there's no way she's the best smelling, come on now.
>>29722017>realize I'm staring at her chest for 10 seconds straight while thinking of something to say>can see the disappointment in her eyes>nervously look out window>can't think of anything to say>10 more seconds of silence>think of something dumb to say to continue conversation>"it... it would be nice to have a boat one day">she looks visibly confused and disturbed>fuck fuck fuck did I say something wrong?>waiter chimes in>"Sir, what would you like again?">FUCK I FORGOT WE WERE ORDERING>I'll uhhh... get the uhhh...>panic and look at menu>too panicked to even read anything at this point>feel the world begin to rotate under my feet from the anxiety>begin to feel cold sweat dripping from my armpits>"I'll take a... steak">"Ok sir what sides would vegetable side would you like? we have Broccoli, mash potatos and wild rice">anxiety too high to even hear what she said>"...what?">"The sides, sir">"oh yeah right, what sides do you have?">"Broccoli, Mashed potato or wild rice">"...uhh yeah I'm good, I don't want a side">"Sir the order comes with a side, it is included in the price">"...uhh... yeah thats okay no side">look over to Amelia>she's just staring out the window, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else but here>Her glass of wine is already empty>She looks to her phone>"oh sorry anon, I have to go, its been... a good time">"Yeah uhhh... yeha no problem! thank you Ame">she walks out>eat steak, with no sides, by myself>waiter occasionally giving me pity stares
Assemble
>>29722005She can just play bandori
AO-chan is a cunt and the worst part of Ina's streams.
Okay /hlgg/, we need to have a serious talk. It’s been weeks now. There is actually no way mathematically or otherwise, for Ame to be cuter than usual today, right? We’re nearly passing the event horizon with this shit by now.
INA IS NOT AGGRESSIVE, OKAY? This is the schizoest of schizo narratives probably created by Watson herself to draw attention away from her toxic behaviour while gaming. Ina is a good girl who barely even talks.
>>29722044Yes
>>29721555Honestly would be a great reaction image as is for karaoke streams and such. It's cute.
>>29721853I mean deep down we all know there's a degree of fiction with hololive but there are some definite lesbians (or at least bi) on the JP side of things. Matsuri has almost certainly slept with one of the members and is a borderline groomer.
You guys are so fucking dirty I love it.
>>29721979Bird did off screen stuff apparently so I wouldn't know. Last major thing Kiara did was fight the forrest boss which is actually the thing that progresses the story ahead. Ina still has to do some exploration achivements before the boss area unlocks, and even then it's a gauntlet just to get though that area.
>>29722022Deer is optional boss.
>>29722001If it were any other game, numbers would be higher. Maybe people are burned out from Sakuna. I'm not sure.
It's funny that Mori has a latent talent for ASMR. Like I never would have expected her to be the one out of HoloEN to try it. If she got a ASMR mic, that would be some powerful stuff.
>>29722038Polka gets like 10k viewers during her 9 hour Rice streams
>>29722038I really dont think so
chikin
>>29722044No, I asked something about her crazy dream stories.
Do you guys want more marshmallow questionnaires from the others or are SC readings and wine zatsudans a more than sufficient replacement?
>>29722055We are approaching a cuteness singularity. It is impossible to know what will happen when we reach that threshold, but it will probably be cute.
>>29722055>He doesn't knowHer cuteness has no limit especially if we go up by 0.1 every single day
>>29722017>Do you understand now?Not really, I just think she's cute and I'd like her to take advantage of it more desu.
Gura is stuck.Wwyd?
>>29722009You don't get to make fun of Haachama's cooking if the last thing you made was two chicken nuggets between slices of bread with mayo
When will Towa collab with HoloEN?
Alright I've done enough boring Tako reps. It's almost time for a real entertaining idol to stream.
>>29722022Deer is entirely optional if you did enough stuff in the other areas. It's possible but considering she struggled with the fucking frog I doubt it.
>>29722064Matsuri hasn't slept with anyone. Shion and Marine did heavy petting. Noel and Flare have had sex. That's about it, rest is just skinship.
Takofriends, please understand we mean no harm when we start talking about Ame, we like Ina too, so don't feel bad that there isn't much discussion here
>>29722041Infinite IQ! We're so smart.
>>29721996I'm learning about Japan!
>>29721809
>>29722038JPs have their own holos playing it so no
>>29722047She's depressed and probably doesn't bathe as often as she should. That's the best smell for some people.
>>29722021more than usual, anon
>>29722087
>>29722046i bet it involves chemical burns
>>29721992I don't find Ame's Q&As particularly interesting, but if the alternative is this Ina stream...
>>29722067Thank you Gura
>>29722054>>29722057All out today huh? Gonna give you a (you) so you don't make another one. I will give you all the attention you need, baitposter.
>>29722064God I wish I was a cute Japanese girl, accepted into the latest gen of Hololive, and then my senpai Matsuri pressures me into sex and then rapes me after she's done showing me how to work everything
Am I the only one who thinks Gura is a much better singer than Amelia?
Ame, if you are here, play the intro when you start the stream.
>>29722082Marshmallows should be once ever 2 months at a minimum, otherwise there's nothing worth asking that isn't covered in a previous VOD.
>>29721992Why is this bitch overlapping with Ina?
>>29722051Mr.Oggey and his rrats
>>29722041Holy crap, his English is surprisingly good.
>>29721188Clipper did that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRhikywKXo8Roughly 4:58:50
>>29722087Shark Sushi
>>29722046>and then I had to kill him... yeah
>>29722082Marshmallows are nice. I could do with a few more, just make sure to filter them from attention seeking pityfags. Nobody gives a fuck if your friend/family member just died or if you're suffering from depression or what not.
Ame, if you're here, zoom in from the side when you start the stream.
>>29722041Always have him in the back, he's my fav radio. Occasionally I hear "subscribe", the only thing I understand.
Does the rice game give you a migraine?
>>29722125Ame, if you are here hic sometime during the stream
Teamates, are you ready for more life help questions?
Got it memorized, /hlgg/? I'm sorry I have no clue what I'm doing with image editing please don't hate me.
>>29722132more like ina is overlapping with ame
>>29722087 Pop a pin in the door mechanism so it registers as closed. Turn on tumble dry, set to high. Listen to the sound of UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH filling my apartment for the next hour.
>>29722100>Matsuri hasn't slept with anyoneWait so is she a virgin or not? There's no way someone hasn't been stupid enough to stick their dick in crazy, or...pussy I guess.
>>29722091Cute!
>GFE>Real GFE>Pre-GFEHow does it feel when your oshi is so lovable that people literally can't stop trying to call her GFE, even if they have to start warping the definitions.Honestly, almost feels like some psyop of people trying to push up the "GFE" label no matter what, in some attempt to make people mad once she most likely inevitably collabs with HoloStars.
Ame is hornier than usual..
>>29722078The spa "date" did some stuff to our boi
>>29722078I can only pray, however I feel any of the EN crew would be too embarrassed to do ASMR seriously so we'd end up getting ironic ASMR. It's genuinely hard to do ASMR that doesn't sound cringe unless you know what you're doing and aren't self conscious.
>>29722017then she screeches autisitically and the magic is gone
>>29722123This isn't even a bait, what are you even trying to acomplish with this?
Has anyone felt like they've explored their sexuality more because of Vtibers? I've been tasting my own cum after I ejaculate and it leaves less of a mess anyways.
>>29722082More marshmallows, so I can tell Mori to play Assault Spy.
>>29722152Here she is, Naix
>>29722102Don't worry about it, we are a little used to it at this point. Have fun with the stream.
>>29722148No, it gives me super comfy background noise.
This is actually pretty informative.
>>29722082it's unclear to me how marshmallow is supposed to be better than just showing up and taking questions from chat.
>>29722064>Matsuri having sex or a fulfilling relationshipnice joke anon
>>29722163Just saying...
>>29722162Youtube is getting more antsy with the lewd content anyways.
Feels good teasing Ame about her member icons.
>>29722087Use my /fit/ strength to get her out.
>>29722027
>>29722167If you are concerned about messes, just do what I do and jack off into envelopes.
>>29722153She really likes that rice game huh? If she did not had deadlines she would probably go 8 hours like Polka.
>>29722155Matsuri is a femcel.
Let's start the prediction game while we still can.What's Kiara going to do in her voice pack?
>>29722055I've ran the simulations and I can guarantee, with 100% certainty, that she will NOT be cuter than usual today. She has peaked and it's only downhill from here.Screenshot this. If you don't believe in mathematics, then consider it the curse of the 25th.
>>29722046Ame has broken a bone by slipping down an entire flight of stairs
>>29722047anons who never were around a filthy woman think the stank is actually eroticit ain't, dear god it's the complete opposite
>>29722182actual good asmr is not lewd
People say Hololive lowers their libido, but since getting into it I've been hornier than ever. I wonder if I'm the exception here.
>>29722160God i love this pic so muchdoes anyone have the non holo ver
>>29722157Me on the right
>>29722158People being so averse to GFE here is hilarious. The deadbeat seethe during Mori's GFE stream was palpable.
>>29722055The universe is expanding at an accelerating rate in order to accommodate Ame's cuteness. Thank Jesas for the big bang creating our universe with Amelia Watson.
>>29722186There is only one way out
>>29722177>stonksAre they teaching him R*ddit memes or something?
>>29722100Noel is way too sexual for these innocent idols
>>29722189Why envelopes? Is this a male thing?
>>29722202Pajeet hears youPajeet doesn't care
>>29722193I gotta believe there's someone desperate enough to go for it anyway
>>29722082Honestly I'm fine with zatsudans with Mori as they are, marshmallow Q&A streams could be nice but Im fine either way
>>29722078>whispering on a expensive mic>talentOnly thing that stops other from doing, besides the money investment, is modesty.
>>29722055Why do you think Gura keeps talking about her? She's only gotten cuter, anon...
>>29722196KFP employee training manual
>>29722078I may misremember it, but I think she specifically said she won't buy it. Love my boy, no homohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94hIntc6JQ
Don't bulli please
>>29722159Yes for her Teamates
I don't know if Paradox is anal about permissions but this game would unironically make a kino collab for Trinity and Enma. I know one of you is reading this thread. Consider it.
>>29722217I assume so, but it does help get ideas across since they are in our DNA
>>29722196Announcement to KFP employees that today, like all days, you do it for free.
>>29722223Who's willing to accept $20 to take the hit? Any of you?
>>29722179this hurts more than every single episode of second hand embarrassment Mori gave met. deadbeat
I realize this hasn't been said in a while but it needs to be said...
>>29722162Haachamachama ASMR?
>>29722223She was a landwhale until recently and she's still kind of fat now. Add her menhera personality to it and it's stay away.
>>29722087Make a hole on the other side
>>29722234I don't get it, the magnifying glass looks kind of weird but the badge is fine to me.
>>29722239At this point I just post it to see if you'll reply with that. kek
Can't wait for Ame to be cute again today
>>29721968>this bpmuuuh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKyOQU6EPc
>>29722080
>>29722167I fail to see the correlation between vtubers and eating your own cum
>>29722217Yeah but he's an old man so using cringey memes in an attempt to be hip kinda fits with his character.
>>29722219man, if you've seen how she can move her hips...not talking bout 3d streams either
How many of the Holostars are single aside from Astel? Roberu Rikka and Pizza dad seem really cool, so i’d be surprised if they didn’t have a girl.
>>29722159>No one has coughed up 2.5 bucks to get that Ina picture off his fantiaI hate it. I'm almost tempted to pledge for a month just for that one. Doesn't even have an expiry date on it.
Someone ask Ame what she thinks about black people
>>29722269vtubers are so fucking sexy it makes me want to taste my own cum.
So... what's the deal with this Towa girl?
Asked 9 questions around the time I usually do to get picked. Let's see if she answers any.
>>29722179Did luna even comment on this? Or the music video at all?
>>29722222waste of good digits
>>29722179Didn't she have an opportunity to fuck Luna but fucked it up?
>>29722280Who?
>>29722038I can't imagine it being a buff in any hours, shit is so fucking boring.
What Fate class would Amelia Watson be?
>Kiara losing to NijisanjiFrom this day. Is HoloEN losing its charm?
>>29722293Twapi...
>>29722240Paradox policy is pretty solid: https://forumcontent.paradoxplaza.com/public/256173/Paradox%20Video%20Policy_20170523.pdfBattletech stream when?
I don’t understand. Why would they be shark tools when there’s clearly a well-crafted trident behind her?
>>29722268So that's what's under the hat..
>>29722280Twap...
>>29722298Ruler
>>29722179Isn't her and her roommate one and the same at some point?
>>29722196A very motivational speech for her volk.
>>29722274I've fapped to her roommate's ASMR vids for a week straight
>>29722087whip it outstick it in
Amelia, your twitter reps..
>>29722239woah, Goslings are barely taller than Ame. what a manlet
>>29722196Serious question - where am I supposed to buy this shit?
>>29722223L*ger but he's at least one sea away>>29722082Mori actually responds to the chat very actively and is very open about herself during the wine parties/zatsus so it already kinda covers that role and we learn even more in member streamsas for SC readings, I just want them to happen to spend more time with her, I don't care for the gimmick at all
>>29722160What are the chances that kiara will fuck mori before she goes back to austria
I love her so much bros...
Just woke up is Ame cuter today?
>>29722299It's over... Graduation tomorrow.
>>29722298Foreigner
BROS WHERE IS SHE
When will Mori stop being a teacher and stream in some nice hours?
Let's hope she picks good questions and not "whats ur fav anime opening"
>>29722289No.
>>29722106>ARS collapsing>COVID is the main death cause>Maradonna is fucking dead>Fubuki reclining2020 is holding no punches on argiebros
Honest question, why do you guys watch Hololive specifically over other alternatives like Nijisanji?
>>29721968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmzay5oAwOM
>>29722343Being cuter than usual today.l
>>29722299>Kiara AND FubukiRice game why are you like this...
She's already unironically cuter right off the bat what the fuck how does she do it
Ah 'ope y' lads sent sum good fackin questions t' Amelier
>>29722044ask her if she returns gura's feelings
>>29722046>so uh this one time when i was a kid yeah? I was like, walking down the street, and I saw these guys with ski masks on, and then they saw me and they had shotguns cause they were robbing a bank, and then they grabbed me by the arm cause they didnt want any witnesses, and then they dragged me into their car but they drove off and hit a lightpole and i ran away... yeah.... so dont ever complain about my driving again!
>>29722302holy basedwhy cant nip companies be like this?
>>29722344Her visa probably depends on that job tho
>>29722337Yes
>>29722337No
>>29722298Foreigner.
>>29722344next year the soonest
>>29722234>>29722260Honestly they're both pretty ugly. and it's hard to tell what they're supposed. She can do better.
>>29722167I'm doing no fap on a whim and if anything it's the opposite, I'm using vtubers to distract me from touching myself. Despite that I'm a UOOOOHHH poster, saving all the Gura posted here and bookmarking shit on Pixiv.Also u wot m8
>>29722337Always
>>29722355I'm an idolfan.
>>29722360somebody stop her!
>>29722088oi, it had a boiled egg inside too!
Ame is cuter today
quickie?
>>29722330https://www.geekjack.net/
>>29722268Well will we see more Takanashi? I want her to laugh at my penis with her deep voice.
Wait, is it just me, or Ame feels... cuter today?
peesa kitkat replaced
>ame had a cookieNarratives???
Kit-kats replaced with Cookies!
my chat message didn't show up on Ame's chat scroll thingy am I shadowbanned??
>>29722352Diego....
>I just had a cookie>Now I had another cookienew clip?
Peesa cooki
Oh no.... cute levels rising...
OH SHIT, ANOTHER COOKIE???
Somebody clip that cookie line, please.
Peesa cookie
KITKAT POSTING IS REINCARNATEDLONG LIVE COOKIEPOSTING
>>29722196Realistically, her bossing you around, commanding you to do your job properly.Ideally, sweet whispers telling you to do your best every day while giving you a lap pillow.
>I had a cookie, now I have another cookie
>I SUCK UAme?
We're reaching cuteness levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>29722347yup that confirms it, definitely cuter than usual
PEESA COOKIE
CUTE AME
Excited for more Ame Lore
>>29722352>Maradona is killRIP to my blanco ninos...
>>29721977ame...
>You come home from work>"Hey, how was your day?">Gura's in the kitchen making sous vide salmon mi cuit with fresh seasonal copper river salmon>There's holes in the garden where some watermelon radishes and cucumbers used to be>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself>"you have to try these baby carrots, they're delicious">you take one, it's incredibly fresh and sweet>you kiss her then head upstairs to change>her soft singing follows you upstairs>come back down, she's just put away her culinary tweezers and is finished plating>chat about your day while enjoying salmon mi cuit in with a toasted pine nut pesto sauce, broiled pearl onions and baby carrots, with a side chopped salad made with beautiful home grown watermelon radishes and cucumbers and hydroponic microgreens in a sweet ginger champagne vinaigrette served with a glass of iced barley tea and a kiss from the chef
>peesa posting
>Ame says "I just had a cookie">I thought she said "I just had a quickie"
>>29722382It's crazy because when I jerk off and cum it's just dribbles of cum down my cock.. Since I've been watching Vtubers I've been shooting fucking ROPES. Like, ROPES OF CUM shooting out of my dick and it's amazing.
SHE HAD A COOKIE?!AND SHES GOING TO EAT ANOTHER?!WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEANWHATS SHE TRYING TO TELL US!??!
watch only Kiara
>>29722299I do not know a single Nijisanji vtuber. Go ahead, crucify me.
Ame is cute as usual today
First, she had one piece of kitkat. Then she had another piece of kitkat. And then, unbelievably so, she had one cookie. But then, she had ANOTHER cookie. Someone has to stop this fucking detective.
Amelia is fatter today
>>29722253Haachama is alright but obviously her English skills aren't the best. I want Polka tier ASMR but in English (which is asking a lot but it'd be amazing)
>>29722179Can I get a quick rundown on the Matsuri and Luna relationship?
>>29722268Rare Nyanashi Kiara
Risu has committed murder
>>29722355Nijis don't even try to put on a character when streaming
>>29722394>Change currency>No GBPFuck, I might have actually wanted to buy it too
>>29722437kek
>I am sooooooooo popular
>>29722401Did you tell her to play gwent, anon?
>>29722262it's the reason I made it
>>29722416Yeah she looks real "cute" in this pic
>>29722333
>>29722189Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.
>gets over 2500 questions every time WITH twitter block on>"I didnt think there would be so many without the block on???
What? You think you can write better Holo Lore than the gt anon? prove it then
>>29722355I found hololive first. Simply too lazy to dive into a new group.
>I baked them myself!>well... I didn't make the doughLol this gremlin is proud of herself.
>>29722254>She was a landwhale until recently and she's still kind of fat nowThat's not what YouTube-kun recommended me....
>>29722355EOP and the more interesting Nijis don't even pretend to do eigo reps
>Amelia is the peesa posterhttps://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm
>just nuking the messages she doesnt want to deal withbased
>>29722453>schizos actually think she's thinking like thisholy shit
Ever look at someone like Watson Amelia and be like, "Wow, I don't deserve to fucking live I should kill myself." just because you will NEVER love and cuddle someone like them? It's depression..
>>29722442Yeah mine, because i can't nut anymore nothing is coming out
>>29721828Read the damn thing you bisexual faggot: >Bisexuality in both men and women is explained as an adaptive trait because it provides earlier opportunities to gain sexual experience, and more opportunities to practice skills such as infidelity and interacting with people of different personalities. Experience gained with a member of the same sex of a particular character type can help the bisexual to get the most out of a relationship with a member of the opposite sex of a similar character type. Although studies show that by the age of 40 years bisexuals have fewer children than heterosexuals,[21][22] he maintains that at low levels in the population bisexuality is still an evolutionary advantage since the children are typically conceived earlier in life; by age 20 years bisexuals have four times the reproductive success of heterosexuals, and by age 25 twice the success.[23] Homophobia is then explained as a natural response to the threat of this reproductive advantage (despite the fact that true homosexuals are not in competition for females), as well as "the bisexual's role in the spread of disease".
>Hi Amelia, I really love your streams; a few months ago I was diagnosed with a terminal heart condition and watching your streams has in these last few weeks brought me a lot of laughs. Thank you so much and don't ever change~ Sincerely; A SimpPlease, stop this
You heard her, teacucks.
ame's vibe
attention whores deserve the rope
NEET IS VACCUMING IN THE BACKGROUND
https://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm
>ame's boyfriend is vacuuming their apartment.teamates...
>>29722429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWGwRRPc6O0
lol the leaf blower is so loud it's opening her noise gate
>What's there to like?well... she isn't wrongyou heard it from your oshi
>>29722440To sad anon, legit feel bad for Matsuri even if she’s crazy.
>>29722355There's no fine line separation of character and their real personalities in real life. Most of nijis have terrible personalities like 3D streamers and they dont care to uphold any image. Yes Hololive is pretend, but I'm here for the fake pretend world they try to maintain.
>>29722428That's what I thought she said too, it wasn't just you.
>>29722432The only one I know is Lulu, you're in good company
she hates us...
>>29722446I think thats only the frontend converter, just pay with Paypal
>>29722372but that British guy is in japan just fine being a youtuber
This stream's gold.
Ina said "More dogs". You heard her
>>29722254You sure about that? Youtube revealed a normal looking girl last time it decided to disclose roommate info
>>29722480BISEXUAL MASTER RACE
>>29722355The girls and the way they interact are much more interesting to me. It's much more dramatic.
Yesmen BTFO
Well so I wasn’t the only one who noticed the marshmallow being open early. Rip my question.
>>29722285Not a single holo commented on the video.
>>29722355Nijiniggers tried to spin their call center support staff as "Nijisanji EN". Hard pass.
DID I HEAR A MOTHERFUCKING UMU?!?
>honest feedbackb-but that's us!
>>29722487AFUCKINGLEAF
AME HATES YOU FUCKS, SHE JUST WANTS YOUR MONEY.
I have one peesa kit katand now I have... another peesa kit kat
neet... the vacuum.. onegai
>>29722482>>29722487HiKiaraImdying.jpg
This fake Ame is disgusting.
>>29722482money goes to runner's choice
>>29722446The exchange rates are just a guideline, they charge you in JPY anyways, so you'd have to do a currency conversion regardless.
>Tyrone's vacuuming
Ina's stream...
Ame grapsing straws to find things to like about her teamates
that's a good answer
Does she hate Teamates?
Criticismchads rise up
Amelia confirmed for liking schizos
>>29722487>im literally dying but thanks for the streams ame-leaf
>Badge on the members page>No badge in chatWhat did Youtube mean by this?
>>29722082I'd like to see Mori do another, since we didn't know her that well at the time and there's a few things I'd like to ask that are a bit too long or serious for normal chat and I even if I akasuper she's way behind on those and will probably rush through them. Maybe a members stream would be fine but we're behind on those and I expect her to be tired.
SHE CANNOT EVEN THINK OF A GOOD ANSWER LOL
>>29722487Ironic weebs abusing words beyond their actual meaning deserve torture. Death is a blessing for these sub-humans.
>>29722299Graduation tomorrow.
>appreciates multi-faceted personalitieswe did it schizobros!
Amelia your meds...
>peesa posting is making a comebackTeamates have been returning to September level shit, I quite like it
n***... don't do it during her streams
>>29722505Pizza dad is cuter than usual
Top quality content from Ame
>>29722432Why would you know any Nijitubers? Maybe if they put some effort in their EN division, but as it stands it'd be weirder for you to know them.We'd probably end up merging /hlgg/ and /nijiEN/ when those fuckers get their shit together.
"Homo Sapiens"There we go
>>29722487Why is Canada like this?
Sorry about the noise, its me and the boys outside.
is she being burglarized by vacuum cleaners
Why is she making motor vehicle noises
schizoChads i kneel...
>There are no noises except to her
>>29722468>>29722507>There are people so new they don't know about FatsuriPlease go.
>>29722355I don't care about Idol culture, I just think Hololive has more talented streamers. Also they get more translated clips
I'm gonna Akasupa my wife Amelia Watson and there's nothing you can say to stop me!
>>29722152
>>29722536i got that from what she said too
based boomer mowing the lawn while ame tries to stream
That was a nice answer
>>29722543never taking meds again
>>29722487Schizo traitors, that money must go to the KFP funds
you just know
>>29722487amelia is better than acknowledging this filthy leaf
>>29722299I feel so bad for Fubuki. She deserves more love, she's literally perfect. Her eigo has been improving recently too
>>29722534She tolerates Teammates.
>>29722552niggers get the rope
Just woke up, what's the narrative?
>>29722355BEGONE SHILL
>>29722554How fucking fast are you motherfuckers
>>29722555we can die without going bankrupt
Do you really believe she hates us?
>>29722554fucking based, gotta keep ame's yard clean
>>29722355I'm an idolfag and hate males in my collabs.
Amelia, please don't feed Bubba chocolate chip cookies...
Uhh I think Amelia may be in my neighborhood. I can hear those construction noises outside right now too.I’m in California
>>29722487der ewiger leaf
>>29722355Nijisanji is for faggots
What the fuck is wrong with Amelia?
She could have said sharks...
You just know
>>29722299A FUCKING SALARYMANPLAYING APEX
>>29722554Fucking kek
>>29722487I mean the dudes literally gonna die, give him a little slack.
>>29722275Theres no way Roberu and Pizza dad have a girlfriend with their lifestyles. Maybe in the past but not now
>>29722575She'll always be my friend
>>29722592Everything
>>29722592It's a long list
WHY ARE YOU FAGS ASKING HER GOOGLE QUESTIONS
>>29722592she's very dumb and cute!
>>29722382I was winning until someone posted about the clown crying ASMR. No regrets
Amelia noises being broadcast by an unknown numbers station in the middle of nowhere!https://streamable.com/zxf91i
>>29722580Amelia doesn't actually like her fans, just tolerates them for the money.
>>29722482>>29722487Tell them in chat to fuck off or something, maybe shame themso they can SC to my oshi instead
>OGEY next questionwaachama...your breach containment reps...
>viz
>>29722588Yeah in a state of 40 million and 15 million illegals that's the ONLY place construction is happening
>>29722610CUUUUTE
>legally
>>29722588go out and start shouting her name anon
>complaining about someone leaf blowing>there's someone leaf blowing in my neighborhood right nowBros?!
>>29722355nijis are fucking boring and generic
Oyasumi Punpun readalong when?
Numberbros.. at this rate Gura won't reach 3 million first..
>>29722592her family was cursed by a witch
>>29722584Ame gives us as that rebellious son, we're little shits but she still cares about us
>>29722588Get to knocking on doors then.
>>29722352>Maradonna is fucking deadThis is a good thing. Hopefully all other boomer leeches can die as well.
>>29722159Atahuta(artist) made a poll asking about time zones to the HoloEN community, we might have a new artwork of his soon. Also, the last Ina pic was nice.
>BookwalkerThe podcast reps paid off, I see
These questions are GAY
>>29722299Forget Kiara's number, what the actual fuck is up with Fubuki? She has double chicken's subs. What's the deal?
>>29722592hole in head let thoughts get out
>>29722355Didn't Nijis try to get each other to graduate over a fucking accent a while ago? I don't dig that sort of behavior, the only Niji I keep an eye on is Hana, and that's mostly because her dad is neat
>LegallyDU
>>29722588start shouting OGEEEEY if true
>>29722618>narrativethats the truth though
Pizza dad just told me it doesn't matter that my dick is small, it'll have the same effectBye nerds, I'm off to fuck someone or something
Rowing with Ame on the lake...
>>29722169XinaInaxNaixXainXaniXinaAxinNixaXianThey all sound great.
>>29722618it's not a narrative when it's true
>>29722631Go, anon, fulfill your dreams.
>>29722636MEME SHARK IS FUCKING FINISHED LMFAO
>a goat
Ame's life dream is to drive a tank into battle
Amelia has a cute life dream.
>>29722554NOOO GOSLING STOP I'M TRYING TO STREAM
ame wants the same life as i do...
>>29722552They took Aloe from us and caused the permission apocalypse, fuck them.
>>29722588Pretty sure all the world's construction is not localized to your location, anon.
>>29722489Fuck off
>>29722631FUCK THE CANUCKS
>>29722636
>>29722487Thats straight up out of Kiara's SC list
>>29722584why would not?
>40 acres and a muleBASED
>Ame's dreamoh no.... THE FARMING NARRATIVES
Fuck I want to live in Ame's farm
>maybe a chicken
>>29722636no problem. gura has all the fans she'll ever need.
Ame wants to live with Gura in the farm, CUTE.
>>29722658drowning ame if she resists...
>Lake house with lots of landgood luck
>Ame lies when she hics
Oh shit my question made it in
>>29722649she has of subs due to her memes, not her actual streamer acumen
>>29722649"Dead subs" aren't a meme.
>>29722266MESHUGGAHKI UOOOOOHHHHH
>I'm very vanilla
You are going to superchat Ame to help her lake funds, won't you, teamates?
>Ame's dream is to live with Gura
>ywn live in a house by a lake with Ame
top chat is really strangeit almost feels like the shorter and "spammier" your message the MORE likely it is to show up there
>>29722487I see cancerchats moved on to Ame from Kiara
>>29722487Hi Amelia, I'm literally reduced to a head in a jar due to my trillions of illnesses and other defects, I love you teehee! please acknowledge meeeee
wtf ame....
>>29722521Kill yourself
>that fucking hobo pizzaYeah, I've eaten that too.
>>29722691>Ame wants to live on a farm>Gura lives on a farm
>ketchup parmesan tortilla microwave pizzado amer*cans really...?
Amechama...please eat real food...
I'm sorry? What?
What the fuck is she talking about a tortilla and ketchup? Is she really that much of a psychopath?
Would you eat Amelia's homemade pizza?
>ywn live on a lake with a couple farm animals with amelia>ywn go out on the lake with ame and your german shepard and just relax, kiss in the middle of the lake, and catch some fishWhy the fuck am i alive...
Something seems off about Ame today...she seems...cuter than usual?
>microwaved tortilla
>>29722636>70k/weekNever was the case mathletchama. Don't trust social blade projections
>>29722636True numberbross care about all numbers.
>you will never eat scuffed bootleg pizza with AmeKILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK OFF BUBBASHE'S OURS NOW
>>29722588we already know she doesn't live in PST you retard.
>ywn go out on the boat fishing with amepain peko
>BL questionManager didnt go through these ones.
>>29722554Jesus fuck slow down Gosling
>>29722725Poorfags
>>29722160I want to redeem this coupon and have kiara force me to become a cute girl!
Ame's unleashing her fujo ON STREAM
Jesus CHRIST I'm glad I'm not american
>>29722672what song is this?
Did Ame really just describe exactly where Gura lives?? Wtf Ame
Is that... Is that a post that said something negative about my oshi on an anonymous imageboard? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE HER STREAMS??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN IMPROVE?? How dare he! The fucking gall of this retard. Holy fuck I hate this dumb fucks oshi now. The one he used as an image to shit against my favorite, my perfect princess my shining star in the sky. Her officials, her mentally ill fanatics are attacking MY perfect wife. This cant be happening... What is going on with the world. How dare he say something bad about this beauty?... No... It has to be a transvestite who said it. There's no other explanation. It is a chinese man who went through gender reasignment surgery, all after coordinating on skype for cub lovers. I knew they were scheming all along. Yes. Thats the only explanation. Well fuck him. Fuck him and his dumb CUNT of an oshi. The bitch, its all her fault. Haha look at all of them go. Trying to cope and damage control. I called their dumb streamer for what she is, a slut. I reminded them of it each thread. I posted proof that she looks ugly, i posted her real life photos multiple times. Yeah thats right, I have my contacts. Moo moo you fuck. Wait... They told me to fuck off? Fucking owned! Theyre literally seething right now. Haha i knew it. Look at how defensive they got. They cant help it. That guy wrote a 2 sentence reply??? Holy shit this fruitcake lala boy is fucking malding right now haha. Wait what. WHAT??? THE MEIDO REMOVED MY POST?? I fucking knew it. He is one of them too. Thats it. This is the last straw. Theyre all out to kill my oshi. My favorite. My perfect girl. They want to ruin her. These faggots flip out at the smallest thing. I need to cleanse /hlgg/ from this thin skinned menace.This is war.
>>29722702I thought I was the only one who noticed that...
>>29722734fuck noi'll eat her instead
>>29722739AfterglowFrom Bubba
>Ame's dream.
>>29722549Fuck off retard.
>BL question
AME LIKES 2 DICKS. SHE WAS DEFINITELY STREET MEAT WHILE SHE WAS HOMELESS.
>>29722487Hi Amelia, I just got shot through the heart but I had to let you know before I head the hospital. Wish me luck.
>bubba gets more spoiled than (You)whats this feeling bros?
What BL means? blowjob?
>>29722734Yes. I would lick the plate afterwards. And keep the plate.
>>29722480brainlet missed the point of the criticism entirely. how unsurprising.
>if 1 dick is good 2 dicks is twice as goodt. Amelia Watson
>ame is a fujoDROPPED
>>29722779Black Lover
You think this bitch is a lesbian?
Did she just admit to watching gay porn?
>YuriWE FUCKING WON
I-Ina's still streaming you know....
>>29722747Why is her Switch set to PST then, retard?
>tfw can't enjoy mules anymore since me and my cousin used to drive around family's farm together>he killed himself and this will be the 2nd holiday season without himI miss him, bros. He would've loved Holo.
>>29722759LISA: The Painful OST - Summer Love
>>29722779Borderlands
>>29722592Oh boy just wait till you read this
i know this is ame hours but anyone have that okayu humming remix onegai
>>29722355After what happened to Aloe, I am not touching any nijinigger anytime soon
>>29722779Boy's love.
>>29722792I mean if you're a girl then...
>ame likes yuri too
>>29722285Wait, Matsuri made a music video dedicated to Luna? Did she delete it?
Amelia is a DIRTY, DISGUSTING fujo
>less than 12k Its over teamates no one cares about amelia anymore
>>29722769>Gura is LauraI'll allow it
Ame likes it when two penises penetrate each other.
Fucking Pekoras trying to hurt the Priestess
>>29722655>>29722660t. deadbeat
>>29722636Kizuna ai literally hasn't gained 10k subs in the last two weeks. Gura sees that daily.
>>29721876It's Korone, that's pretty much all the reason she needs.
guh
>>29722779Boy's love
>>29722770alright sorry.
>>29722779close, its blow LOB, which is a tennis term for a kind of serve (this is why gura drew ame as a tennis player)
>>29722792Reverse it and you get yuri.
>>29722760Why are deadbraps like this?
>>29722805ogeyyrrat
>>29722204
>>29722779gay niggas fuckin
>>29722779Bowling
>>29722804from cheating at animal crossing, retard
I'm in love bros...
>>29722805Damn, farmon... sorry for your loss.
BL is only good if it's shota and man
>>29722826Pure zatsudan streams summon only the purest teamates.
>>29722779Big Ladies
>Amelia endorses /u/Schizos on suicide watch.
>Cute>HandsomeTeamates do you pass? Or can you make yourself pass by becoming a Larsposter?
>>29722836Kek
>>29722805I'm sorry Anon.
>>29722848You can do that without changing timezones
>>29722836"Based"
>>29722803If she was streaming pretty much anything else I'd have left her stream up. I'm sorry Ina, I just really don't care about rice game...
>>29722857BL is never good
>>29722832Her subs are completely dead, yeah. It's just a matter of Gura reaching it within her first year of streaming or not.
We already knew Ame is romance-sexual.
>>29722826Overlap with ina
man, when Ame isn't playing a game no one really cares
Ame wouldn't mind being the center of attention in a huge gangbang.... you can just tell...
>open thread>everyone is numbefagging>participateHoloEN is over, we got too cocky
>>29722561fatsuri was ages ago nigger do your roommate reps before you embarass yourself
>>29722847What's funny is that Mori's situation is literally the opposite of this
is homeless amelia a rrat or did she talk about it?
>>29722808When did the green text turn into this image?
>>29722869listen to the idiot shit coming out of your mouth and ask if you think anyone's going to take you seriously.
>Its nice to roll around when you have the bed all to yourself>Implying there's times she doesn't have it to herselfTeamates....
>>29722808>petting cactus like a dogTbh I once did that too. How was I supposed to know there were prickles underneath the fuzz?
>>29722636>Marine was the only one who got benefited by the talkshow.
>it's a "Pretend Ame is a GFE" episodeYou guys can get better GFEs...
>>29722334She just needs to off-collab with her and get her drunk
>>29722848Anon, that was months ago. Months before her debut, even.
>>29722812What happened to Aloe?
>>29722826Get the fruck out of here, please.
she likes reading shitty dime-a-dozen romance manga.... shes literally me bros...
GURA PLEASE SING PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>29722863>becoming a Larsposter?Already am one
>>29722826good, less retards. Go numberfag in gura's stream where chat is literally garbage
>>29722803welcome to /amegura/ general, can I help you with anything?
>>29722805That's rough anon, sorry to hear.
>>29722874You're so wrong on this. Good BL is always cute shota and handsome man
Very important poll:http://poal.me/pjdjrphttp://poal.me/pjdjrphttp://poal.me/pjdjrphttp://poal.me/pjdjrphttp://poal.me/pjdjrp
Teamates are probably going to hate me for this but I somehow find it really annoying when she does this >and then... and then... and then...to try and act cute
>>29722897Bubba probably takes too much room. My pets are the same, they take too much room and I can't roll around.
>>29722826You blind bro?
>my womb is starting to get pretty dusty rteamates...
>>29722713towa baby
>>29722905pic unrelated
AMETHE MEDS
>>29722636https://streamable.com/a8mrol
Which homostars does Ame ship in her head?
>>29722905ogey
>>29722805superchat this
is Ame lore supposed to be a female John Constantine, but with time travel?
>>29722930You mean shota and ugly bastard man
>>29722355they don't even market them outside of Japan properly. How should I fucking know that they exist?
>>29722933that's fine don't watch
>>29722887That's what happens when you let /hlg/ fags in here. All they do is numberfag.
>>29722933To each their own.
>>29722888She's still fat. If you don't think she's fat now, the only explanation is that you're blind or American.
BUBBA!
>>29722805Anonchama... at least you'll have us this Christmas. I unironically love you.
>>29722905Polka would probably be my oshi if she did more English or if I spoke better Japanese
>>29722863my mom says im handsome...
>>29722636Yeah, Korone is gaining her, the gap is closing...
>>29722847>>29722955ty
>>29722904I mean that was Kiara's goal technically. She wants more eyes on JP.
>>29722883>>29722826Imagine if we had Gen 2 ENthe overlap would kill everyone's viewership
>>29722799No just Bi, like all modern western women.
>>29722355Hololive is a family, like that of an Italian Catholic household. They stick together, support each other, and raise the entire family to new heights.Nijiniggers are closer to that of an Anglo Protestant household, where there's no bond, no soul, and no values that bind them into a unit. They flounder, die, and throw shit at the wall in huge batches, and worst of all, they hurt each other.Why would one ever support Nijisanji, the Machinima of Japan?
>>29722933that's just how 'realistic' women tell stories
Building a couch?
>>29722933It's ok, I don't hate you but I disagree and that's alright.
>>29722805You should superchat Ame about that
>>29722933For me Amelia is the perfect balance of annoying and adorable
Ame finally bought a furniture
>>29722930But this is wrong. Good BL is a trap and a man. That's the only good type of BLBL in general is trash
Wait, did she not have a couch till now that's kinda sad
>>29722933She doesn’t need to try to act cute
>ywn help ame build her couch
>mail>order>couchI work at a furniture company and this disgusts me.You could've bought anything with your ridiculous paycheck, and you bought a mail order couch.
BOOBA
>Africat used to break ribs
>>29722909fuck off newnigger.
>i can build it by myselfOH NO KEKPOSTERS
>BL mentioned>/cgl/ appears
>>29722915I want to talk about shoujo and romance mangas so bad with Ame. Or talk about otome games. Maybe argue about who is best boy too.
>Bubba what are you taking out?>Sudden Vibrations
>>29722905>watching Ame for anything other than The Room-Temp IQ Gremlin Experience.I have no idea how anyone can find this woman attractive.
>>29722946she wants to see Astel get fucked in the ass
あああああああああああ
>>29722964God I love you too.. So much.. you're my only one..
>bubba is fucking amelia leg right now
>>29722988She had a bean bag chair
>>29722863My gf says I'm handsome.
>Her neighbor when she begins randomly screaming loudly for three hours and thanking random farm implements and brands
>>29722994What's wrong with a mail order couch
>>29722941You're out of your mind if you don't think Polka isn't the best GFE around
Building a coach?
>>29722994it was a really good deeeeaaal
>>29722908I think an honest serious heartfelt confession would also work without the drinks
>>29722932Absolutely based results
Ame's background audio is starting to slowly descend into that of a hispanic kid's on xbox live
>>29722994The store cuck fears the Ikea delivery chad
>>29723017That lucky son of a gun
>Ame can't read
Some BITCH just yelled at me while leaf blowing bros
>>29722808I'm convinced that Ame must have her own equivalent of pic-related to suffer all that>>29722893Some redditor probably came here and stole it, or it's just a fan who watches Ame streams all the time and made it.
>>29723025Based
Do Ina and Ame pick these questions or does Enma?
>>29722863I am bald and have a hairy chest. She'd fall in love with me on first sight.
ame is finally upgrading her setup!
>>29722355I dont like bullying, reminder Roa still hasn't streamed since a month
>>29722805I'm sorry for your loss, anon
>wasting money on a pool tableShe needs to keep saving up to buy a KU100
>>29722979>and worst of all, they hurt each other.I don't keep up with them, what do you mean?
>>29723025nice one anonchama
>>29722933And then anon was a huge faggot and then he thought he would share his shitty opinion, and then he failed to voice it.
Do people have couch in their room?
>>29722905I can't understand her. I'm still working on my reps.
>>29722836fucking Mori ruining a solo Ame stream
>>29723025basado
but who is she going to play pool with
>>29723040Blow it out your ass.
>>29723040Blow her
>>29723002Smelly fujos smdh
>>29723048the unused wall mount gets me every time
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY
>She hic'dLIAR
Well?
which one of you sent the feet and armpits question?
>>29723023Hahah good one anon
>>29723043Her equivalent is just herself from the future
>>29723054basted
>>29722805Send the girls an akasupa about this.
>>29722926Little too late
>>29722027i got a couple of tears say sorry
oh boy...here we go
New narrative, Ame is constantly being eaten out/dicked/tickled on stream by her boyfriend. When she makes screams its because she can't hold it in any longer. That long scream just now, followed by the muting, was her climaxing.
FEEEEEEEEETTTTTT
>handsuohhhhhhhhhh
>>29722997south africa is a fucking nightmare, only the strongest survive
AME IS KIRA
>AME LIES WHEN SHE HICS
>HandsYou tell 'em Ame
Do you think Bubba's any good at pool?
HANDJOBS FROM AMELIA
>>29722636>won't reach 3 million first..>most subs per day>most subs per week>350k (an entire towa) in front of the closes holoam missing something?
>Ame has a hand fetishI bet she really likes Gura's nail polish.
>>29722948please do it
>Self-picked questionsAh for fucks sake.
Ame is experienced with handjobs.
Kira confirmed
>>29723077literally who
I can't believe Gura bullied Haachama. I'm literally shaking right now bros. What does the shark have against our retarded australian? She can't keep getting away with it
feet and pit fags btfo>handsAme please stop being such a fujo
>handplay is still underrated
Ame gets turned on by hands.
>some weirdos like thathlgg...
>hands
>Ame has a hand holding fetish
Ame is a handCHAD
>>29723081Probably some redditor
>handfagI love you Ame..
OH NO PITBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>29722946She ships herself with Shien of course.
>Ame likes hands>I have handsI'm in.
>>29722998Just tell me
Amelia.....
>>29722487Save the animals
Would Ame like softer hands or is she attracted to rough callused hands?
>>29723080Feet are cute, armpits are erotic
>>29722905Ame is "realistic gf" while Polka is "existentialist artsy girlfriend". Two different experiences
>Maybe some weirdos like armpits Please...don't say that to me....
>>29723077post that again next time and I'll neck you
>>29723028It's gonna be spindly as fuck and feel like outdoor furniture at best. And the cushions won't be comfy at all.>>29723035My company is Ikea's biggest competitor for furniture delivery. We cost more, but at least our shit is made out of actual wood, and our sofas are comfy af.
>>29723077Why do you know who these fucking ecelebs are? Go back to r*ddit
THE AROMA
>smellIMAGINE
>>29722355The girls are very wholesome and essentially soldered amongst themselves which has proven to be a rarity, I do follow a few small indies both on jp and en, tho. But no fucking names because you faggots tend to ruin everything.Also fuck nijisanji, such black company doesn't deserve some of the few notable talents they have.
>>29723009I'm convinced it's Ryan Gosling himself Botting the threads whenever Ame streams. No one ever mentions the Ame "GFE" unless she's streaming.
>>29722908Kiara will fucking die if she tries to outdrink Mori
>>29722836based
Defending Amelia's honor!
>pool tablewhy wouldn't you get a regular pool instead of swimming inside? Why the fuck would you put it on a table?>>29722994please understand, she only leaves the house to walk the dog.
Auntie Watson
AME NO
>>29723077stop spamming your ironic weeb trash
>>29722808okay, so after reading all of this I'm convinced she's Mexican
>Loose seatbeltsWhat bus even has seatbelts?
Ame's brother sounds based as fuck
ame...
Ame isn't into feet herself, she's only into making men lick HER feet
>>29722805That's fucked, sorry to hear that bro
Buses don't have seatbelts, do they have seatbelts in the US?
Amelia just wants to live a quiet life on her island......
>>29723077who the fuck cares
>Forcefully taking in the scent of Ame's feet and armpits as she protests
>>29723166The short bus
>her brother is her Berserker Servant
>>29722933Same. Would watch but I can't bring myself because of those "quirky noises". I could manage, if she used the same audio parameters as in collabs though.
Ame...
this story is bullshit right?
>>29723077>Twatter screencaps of literally whosYep, this is a /v/ colony
>>29723077Imagine unironically liking this guy and his content
You will never be as chad as Ame's brother
Amelia's older brother is Mysterion
>>29722091>tfw no TakaMori daughterwivesi wanna die
>>29723166unironically the short bus and sometimes buses for behavior schools.
Do you guys think she likes cum all over her big tits? Like she must think about how her fans could shoot their love load all over her chest.
>>29722805Sorry
DAMN I LOVE BROTHER WATSON NOW.
ame is only happy when she sees children get beat up wtf
>>29723090New narrative: you're a retard.
>>29723165She's just 100% lower income white
>they tackled him and they beat him up
Ame brocon hentai when?
based AmeBro
I'm glad she got asked about a heartfelt memory and gave us that bullshit instead, I love her.
>>29723089It's ok anon you're gonna make it>>29723185How are we supposed to know her life anon?
>>29723172Really old ones do
Every time
>>29722355Hololive actually seems to have some interest in the western market.
yfw Ame starts talking about her childhood
>Laughing at another kid getting ganged up and beat up
wtf Ame
>>29723144I'd like to agree but Ame never reciprocates or shows affection. I feel like she's more of "The female friend" experience rather than any sort of GFE
>>29723172seatbelts are unusual on buses in the US, but they have them sometimes.
Ame had a hard life. Even her good memories is about her being bullied.
>>29723172No, she's bullshiting
I bet her brother went to juvie at least once.
wtf ame wants to have sex with her brother
Amelia's bro is a bro
>>29723108stop
>>29723183every single HoloEN has "quirky" noises, do you even watch any girl?
>you will never tackle down Ame's bullies and beat them within an inch of their life
>>29723185i mean who the fuck would even think of bullying ame, she's the best.
>>29723056There was a large fuss semi recent where a veteran Niji got upset that a new Niji spoke in an accent similar to the one the veteran used for her character (it was the new Niji's native accent, and if I recall correctly it wasn't intentional that they used it) this triggered a lot of in-fighting and shitflinging.
>ywn beat the shit out of his brother to earn your rightful place as part of her cursed family.Why live
>>29723190But I am
>>29723172School buses in the states do
>>29723162OMA NARE IMPERAVI AME NO
Ame lore is so fucking good bros
I met a girl once that also had a thing for hands. She loved to look at hands, really look at all the little details like scars and patterns and such. She even asked me for a picture of my hands before. It wasn't sexual though, but she was adorably passionate about it.
huh
Goddamn yaoi hands.
>There was this one timeWhy is it always bad Ame?
FUCK YOU NUMBER FAGS WHAT IS IT WITH YOU FAGUTTS AND NMUBERS?????NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMERES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT ALL YOU EVER TALK ABIUT??????FUCKING FUCK EVERY DAY I VISIT THESE TYHERADS AND ALL I SEEE ARE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 FUCKING 22 TO A MILLION WOOP DEE FUCKING DOODLE WHAT IS TYHE FUCKING POINT????EVERY NIGHT I SEED NUMBERS IN MY HEAD I SWEE THWEM ALL548994764376438764378543743875438754387534857348957438275895743895748395785489SHUT THE FUCCKKKCKKKKKKK UPPPPPPPP JESUS CHRISTT
>>29723183>yfw someone starts bullying your little sister ameila
>>29723228I don't blame her
>>29722355quantity over quality
>>29723172Schoolbuses here do
>>29723228wtf I'm her brother
Do you think Amelia partakes of the devil's lettuce?
>>29723178But what do they smell like?
>>29723172They exist, but on the super old models If you take a bus with seatbelts, buy a lotto ticket
>>29723172Sometimes, depends on the model of the bus
>>29723090switch boyfriend with "Bubba" and I'm sold
>>29723217You haven't seen shit till you've seen an 8th grade bully get ganged up on by fucking 6th graders. Funniest shit ever.
>>29723172she went to a fancy school. maybe fancy buses?
doxxfags i need to know.... does amelias brother have hands?
Gura ran away from her family. Will she be there for Amesgiving?
>celebratory collab event>karaoke>zatsudanholy hype
I'm getting incredibly horny. Can someone help me cum?
BROS
>>29723228I do too
SHES HERE!
SHE'S HERE
LMFAO NICE
SHE'S FUCKING HERE
>>29723166The first row seats usually have seatbelts iirc, so kids don't just fly through the windshield if there's an accident.It's been over a decade since the last time I was in one though.
WATSON IF YOU CALL YOURSELF BRITISH AGAIN AND I'LL CHUCK MY ANTIQUE CANE COLLECTION SO HARD AT YOU YOU'LL NEED IT MORE THAN ME
our question made it lol
Holy shit it got in
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
who wrote that
>>29723172A few of the ones I rode to school on had them, but they're rare.
CUTERTHAN USUALTODAY
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Which one of you fags sent this one
Alright, who wrote it?
SHE'S FUCKING HERESAY HELLO TO AMELIA!
/hlgg/ STOP LEAKING
AME IS CUTER THAN USUAL TODAY TOO
>>29723107>Towa is a measure unit nowTowa...
Anons question made it in. Good job anon.
>>29722836Guhstrider
She actually read that one
Your question got in bro
WERE IN
Smellfags... are you offended that Amelia officially considers you weirdos or is it fine?
AME IS CUTER THAN USUAL TODAY
WHO AMONG YOU????????????
>>29723165Those are poor white kid stories, my dad and his sisters have the same stories
>>29723257Yes.
>>29722352>fubuki is recliningNo no, es solo por ese juego caca. Fubuki ya la va a remontar.
>cuter than usual today question
CUTER THAN USUAL TODAY
WHO POSTED THE QUESTION?
Which one of you fags asked that
YOU FUCKS
>the "cuter every stream" question got onBASED
ame is cuter than usua l today...
>>29722044You son of a bitch...
>>29723257Of course
>Ame>cuter and cuterDo Teammates really?
>>29723276She lurks here doesn't she
SHES HEREI can't believe the meme I started months ago will get on her Detective Diaries
How are you fuckers so good at getting your questions picked? Every fucking time.
>entire thread is numberfaggingI don’t want ANYONE making fun of Kiara next time she numberfags.
This question is from here. I know it
I wonder which streams she considered bad.
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29721917>Mori and Kiara go to Morocco to "find" themselveswhat would be your reaction
>>29723276It's true! She's somehow cuter today!
THE PRIDE OF HIGHBURY
I FUCKING DID IT
>>29723220The only girlfriend I had never showed me any sort of affection anon. I can say with confidence that Ame replicates the (true) GFE perfectly.
Is there a compilation of Ame's "hmhum"?
BEND OVER
Which one of you was it?
>>29723228Literally every Holo does.
Ame based.
I only wash my towel then I feel like it.
wait a minute... that question....
>>29723268she's spending it streaming for chumbuds and i feel pretty guilty about it.
>>29723276CUTE
>>29722878>It's just a matter of Gura reaching it within her first year of streaming or not.At the current rate gura will get 3 mil in 28 weeks, and Kizuna will get it in 42 weeks.
Ame's gross wet towel...
Amelia it cuter than usual today!
>>29723107vs AI you dork
>>29723257No
HI AMELIA YOU'RE MY 2ND (SECOND) FAVORITE GIRL
WHERE IS THE THERAPY
>>29723056What >>29723237 said, except the veteran may've also said to the management, "Make the newbie change her accent or I'll quit."
>cuter than usual OH GOD
>>29722044based
>>29723182 Berserker!illya gif
>a few weeks
Washing?
Ame...The smell...
>>29723304We've known this since one of her first Diaries. The struggle is part of the fun.
TEAMATES?....
What kind of question is this? You use towels once and then wash them.
>>29723172When I was a kid the new ones didn't but the shitty older ones did
What a waste of a question
I don't even do laundry, my clothes and towels have been used hundreds of times
These hygiene questions are the best
towels suck.i put on moisturizer while still wet and then air-dry.
>ywn be Ame's dirty towel
>>29723338Based
>>29723296tostitos tortellini...
About a week? Why would you use it any longer.
>>29723304It makes it better honestly
>once a few weeksAme................................
>>29723276Kek I didn't think she'd actually pick my question
ame's stinky towels...
>>29723266No. the complete opposite. Probably went to one of the poorest school districts in the USA
>>29723338what a chad
>>29723257She likes ska so yes.
>>29723330Certain factions are already planning a raid. Prepare for the worst.
>>29723338Ame isn't cute.
Ame confimed stinky
>>29723172depends, I have been on buses both with and without seatbelts
>>29722044Based
OH GOD SHE BARELY WASHES HER BATH TOWEL FUCKKKKKK
>>29723338Here Anon, you deserve.
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION AMELIA
Someone should ask Ame if she thinks Gura will overtake Ai
what the fuck lolimagine the smell
Why is she picking so many weird questions?
You have to wash towels? Doesn't the water you rub into the towel wash it anyway?
>>29723237>>29723364That's fucking ridiculous, damnI'm glad shit like that doesn't happen with holo, one of the least appealing things with big groups is clique shit or "I'm better than x" shit. Glad it isn't happening with holo, or at least that we're aware of.
>>29723384gay
>ONCE A MONTH
Ame's smelly towel...
>>29723338based
You can air-dry a towel a couple times but I mean you gotta be careful in higher humidity climates, mold and mildew will get in and that's why you even throw away shower poofs once a month
Imagine the smell
>every few weeksI respect it.
You apes don't clean your towels every week along with your laundry?
>once a month Amelia, your hygiene reps....
>these genuine laughsShe's is WAY cuter than usual....
>>29723393hand em over amelia
>wames used towels
IMAGINE THE SMELL
GURAME BROS
LIAR
>>29723172ame always lie, she's a pathological liar
Ame's stinky, moldy wet towels!
These questions
>NAKED ONSEN WITH GURA AND AME
>>29723257Sí
Baths? We don't need baths, Ame!Keep it smelly
>>29723338I kneel
Amelia is what happens when a girl becomes a hikki.
>>29722799she's a fugoshiso yes
Based Ame onee-chan
>>29723032It would have to be a special moment, like it would have to be right before she goes back to Austria and she would have to be really emotional.
>intentionally hints at bad personal hygiene>answers questions about degenerate fetishes>answers questions that obviously signal to 4chanWhat is her endgame?
yuri bait question, wew lads.
Ame wants the cunny
What, towels are clean though? You only use them when drying off after you've cleaned yourself.
Gurame chads!?!?!
>>29723296torre...
gura is literally a retard children
GURAME ONSEN OFFCOLLAB WHEN
LETS FUCKING GO GURAME BROS
>>29723398This is not true
GURAME IS ALIVE BROS
>SHE PICKED GURACUTE
SHE WANTS TO FUCK GURA IN A BATH
GURAME BROS WE LITERALLY CANNOT STOP WINNING
Wait, you're supposed to wash bath towels?
Immediately Gura
>for safety reasons
We cannot stop winning
AMEGURA BROS
GURAME BROS CONFIRMED UOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29723338"Based"
>>29723378what if you only use them to dry your hands.
How often do you change your towels?
>safety reasonsSure, that totally the reason
>Didn't even consider anyone else but Gura
>tfw you'll never be Ame's towel.
STOP FEEDING /u/NIGGERS
Hot spring episode with Ame and Gura!
GURAME WINS AGAIN BROS
>>29723338kek
But Ame, you don't have to take Gura...
Peeking on Ame and Gura in an onsen holy shit my dick
GURAME BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
GURAME CHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING
You don't eat soup, you drink it
>>29723378No, you use it until the towel starts to smell. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>29723241>>29723254I've never seen that in my life.
>>29723338SASUGA ANON
Gurame bros.... we won
Please wash your shower stuff or you're going to get body ache and have to use Hibiclens to get it all off
GURAMEBROS
>>29723338nice
AMESAME IS NOW LIFT OFF
>Onsen date with GuraYeah, that's the stuff
>>29723338anon is more based than usual today
Does this mean Gurame is real?
Anyone have any good Koikatsu cards of the holos?
GURAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
>>29723257She probably used to, but probably had to stop since it hindered her gaming ability unlike Botan who smokes a full roach before every stream.
>>29723233Her's is extremely high-pitched. I like gura's settings the most, she has a soft voice that doesn't make my ears bleed. Ame made less random noises at first, was my fave then.
>>29723228Fuck, she is AMERICAN RUSHIA.You guys called me a schizo when I first said it. Who is the schizo now, huh?
her favorite food was Soap?
>>29723378I thought this was common sense as well, then I learned that all my friends are savages
She answered that onsen question really quickly.
>>29723415mold nigga
SOPA DE AME
UOOOOOOH
>>29723338nice desu ne
Ame confirmed Gura can't swim.
>>29723487I HAVE HAD A BANQUET ANON MY SCHIZOPHRENIA IS OUT OF CONTROL
>>29723514yes, retard, of course it's real.
>>29723228hot
I love tomato soup
I';m, at soup
All this Gurame but where does Ina fit into the trinity ;_;
Cant stop winning
what did she say about gura? i was busy and i missed that question fuck
WHERE IS THE ANTI /U/ SCHIZO NOW? HAHAHAHAHA
Guys wash your towels often. I got fungus once because of it.
>>29723456Crashing 4chan with no survivors.
>>29723487SEETHE
>>29723454So during the Hokkaido trip, while it's snowing as they're at the shrine? Because that screams special moment
>>29723514It at least confirms they know exactly what they're doing and they are having fun with it.
Amelia SOUPSON
Whos ready for the yab tonight on Watson’s LA Noire stream? She left off on the first pedo ring case, and then after that is the black dahlia murder complete with naked mutilated corpse
>Amelia offers you the best handjob of your lifeWould you let her? And where would you cum?
>>29723527uma detectivioso...
She ate all her soap so she couldn't clean herself.....>Imagine the SMELL
>metalfags BTFO
Clam chowder in a bread bowl is unironically based as fuck.
Gura and Ame naked together!
>>29723172School buses often do. They have those big fat seatbelts that cross over the whole seat and are expected to buckle in 2 or 3 students at a time.
>>29723415You'd be surprised. Smell your towel anon, it don't smell clean
>>29723553kek
>>29723338thank you anon, very based
>>29723514always been
Boiled Gura UUUOOOOHHHHH
>>29722905Like Rushia or Lamy?
>AME WAS AN EMO
It's really funny how the schizos are getting buried alive in this thread
Amelia went to crust-punk shows
She definitely went to Warped Tour at some point
I live with my mom, she insists on doing all the laundry and never lets me do my own laundry, but I'm pretty sure she never washes my bath towel. What should I do bros?
>>29723560Yes. Right in her face.
i was watching ina and missed 20 minutes of ame...
>Went to a concert and lost her hearing>SHE MUST BE A METALHEAD!Metalfags...
Think she is a fan of anal cunt
>>29723296Towa * meters/seconds ...
https://poal.me/svd32aIS IT TIME FOR GURAME?
>>29723537Right here
>>29723541>Pick one EN to go to an onsen with.>Gura.>B-because she can't swim and stuff y'know, SAFETY REASONS!
>>29723537True love route with Kiara.
>>29723580she is literally me...
>>29723558Yabai Noire is going to be phenomenal. Especially if she doesn't have a censor prepared.
we winwe winand we win
>>29723580that's not what that means
>>29723426I remember to clean my towel every 4 to 6 months. I also bathe once a week.
>>29722806>>29723553Is this game good?
Based. Metal is fucking shit.
>Bozos
>>29723591Not inside her mouth anon?
WAIT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO NOT USE TOWELS MULTIPLE TIMES? I USE THEM FOR MONTHS
>>29723558>She left off on the first pedo ring caseSo the Pikamee case
Haachama is soft!
Amelia was 100% that scene girl who went to every local show but didn't really know anything about the music
imagine the onsen fanarts yurichads
>>29723570Where the fuck did you go to school? Take your meds
>I really like BOZOSlater BOZOS I'm in.
>>29723538What do you mean you're at soup?!
>>29723338based, congrats and thank you
>doesn't bathe>has more injuries than brains>does laundry once a month>has anger issuesWait... She actually is a stereotypical punk.
I still haven't been able to use nincompoop in casual conversation yet. Still waiting
>>29723172Shortbuses do
Why the hell would you send a yes-or-no question?
>>29723338Of all the things to breach containment, I'm happy it was this that got to Ame.
>>29723622You're supposed to wash your bath towel at least once a week, Anon
>>29723558she has a censor prepared after people warned her she should have one.
>bozo
did you guys know the word "Ameliorate" means to make something better? that's because Amelia is the best
>bozothis is gfe for me since thats what my last girlfriend called me
>>29723617Yes
>>29723608Jesas I just can't stop winning today
>>29723618Shut up and go listen to your nigger music
>>29723553SOUPS ON BABY>>29723617Yes, its insanely good.
>>29723514______ ___ ____
>>29723622I can smell this post
>>29723537Ina actually vibes much better with Kiara and Mori since all three can just chill in a draw along
>>29723627
>>29723537>inawho?
>>29722055>>29722084>>29722197>>29722212Of course she's cuter than usual, it's not even complicated. She was infinitely uncute during her first stream.
>>29723338>>29723638CUUUTE CUTE CUTUUUUUTUE
>>29723637I'm at soup
>>29723597Picnic of Love Karaoke when
>>29723626Wouldn't that make her more of a fan than the average /mu/ fag who never goes outside?
I believe the>Hic = Lienarrative
>otomege
Dotafags btfo
>HotS Basado y rojopilled
>>29723622I do the sameTurns out they are supposed to be cleaned each week. We are dirty fucks
>>29723622Every 3 uses you have to wash them.
Embarrassed Ame a cute!
>>29723338Hope she forgives us now. This are the most childish pranks this site has ever made.
>>29723617it's fantastic, really fucked up though. if you like Earthbound you'll like it
>>29723456Gain as many super-loyal-fans as possible.
>HotaLol
I asked this exact same question but differently aaaaaaa it took a fucking week to come up with it, now I have nothing.
>>29723639Punk girl Amelia....I CAN. NOT. GET. ANY. HARDER.
>HOTSSylvanas mains where we at?
>HotSDidn't Blizz kill that?
>>29723617Yes and it's on sale right now.
>>29722636Kitsuna makes 20k a month, but she is 15k from 3M so there was never a chance there, if gura sustains her growth she'll beat her to 3.5M and onwars
>moba streamI'd rather not, but if it's for Ame...
Sorry to bother again, but can someone please post a transparent image of Gura's hat. I cannot find one for the life of me and I know trying to make it myself is going to look terrible. Need it for a parody song image. Please and thank you.
>>29723622Anon, your mold-infested butthole...
>hots>not Dota 2bros...
>heroes of the storm i didn't know people played that
>MOBAI sense salt... More salt than ever seen before in an Ame stream
Is Heroes of the Storm any good? I'm going to download it to play with Ame
>>29723629>telling someone to take their meds because their knowledge of the world is as empty as their brain cavityTake your meds, anon. And then neck yourself.
HotS isn't bad though... it's way better than LoL
Ame is such a casual
>ASSFAGGOTSDRRRRROPPED
>NEXT MEME!
>>29723684I liked the depressing parts of Earthbound especially so it might be up my alley
>>29723656irony in this is that like 80% of deadbeats are most likely metalheads
>>29723621Why would her mouth be open if she's giving me a handjob?
>>29723622towel = wash weeklybedsheets = wash twice per monthif you don't do these your oshi will never love you
Please don't stream that Ame
>mobaplease no, please don't
As one of ten people that still plays HotS I can't wait
>HotSOh come on
Fire it up boys we're waiting 8 hours in ranked
>>29723675Rojopildorado
Murky mains rise up
HotS is really fucking bad, literally baby's first moba
See Ayame you too can stream your ASSFAGGOTS and nobody would judge
>>29723617It's pretty sick. You're supposed to get more out of it from the story rather than the gameplay, but the gameplay can be pretty enjoyable too, depending on how you approach party composition and other mechanics like Joy.
>Ame talking about playing a mobaWhen's the LoL collab with Aqua-senpai?Can't wait until the harbor sinks this retarded Gurame ship.
Genji chads where you at?
>>29723671In some ways, but these people are really there for the social aspects far morethan being into the music.
I have never played a MOBA.
hots chads we can't stop winning
>>29723694Here you go
Smite with Ame?????
>>29723717She wants to taste your cum.
>Next stream thank you!
Wait isnt HOTS dead?
>Couldn't get into LoLPlaying shit games is your job as a member of Hololive Ame.
>>29722930Shotas are never good.
>>29723690Kinda they still release shit from time to time, it is only "fun" with friends though.
>>29723696Thank god for that, she is toxic enough as she is
>>29723627Imagine having the power to summon any fanart you want into existence with just an off the cuff remark.Chuubas are way too powerful.
>>29723731Why not with Ayame
>Likes punk and ska>Retarded>Laughs at people getting beat upOh God I'm developing a parasocial crush on a fucking anime girl
>>29723736Thank you. I'll link your message when I have it posted.
Why is Haachama's intro so much better than Amelia's?
>>29723740Then she can lick it off her face then.
I can't believe the stream is already over
>>29723744I thought so too but they just killed the esports faggotry
>>29723718>bedsheets = wash twice per monthNot every quarter?
>>29723703Anon where the FUCK do they strap in multiple kids with a single seat belt? That isn't a school bus, that's literally auschwitz-tier
>LoL was too complex for herThe fuck?
>>29723744It is, Blizzard axed it years ago. It's on literal life support.
>>29723646>>29723659>>29723676>>29723677>>29723695>>29723718Thank you. I hate how much these threads have made me realize what a depraved individual I am. I will start washing my bedsheets and towels regularly.
tfw you will never duo queue with ame and carry her through low elo games
>>29723745Maybe Ayame could teach her since that's all she does
Sally Whitemane edit for Ame when?
>>29723744no, youre thinking of their esports division which they killed without telling anybody in advance
>>29723744yes and thats a good thing.
>>29723734not really missing out on much imo
I though loading screens were to give people time to finish watching the Ads.
>>29723580>Gura, Ame and Kiara used to be all EmoDamn Emo girls are based
>>29723757Will you help out?
>>29723758haachama's was made by a pro and is easily the best intro out of all the hololive members
HotS is unironically the only ASSFAGGOTS with any soul left these days. Prove me wrong.
>>29723501>gosling>colorlessGoslings are red or green by nature.
>payame you can ask Ina to do that
Hey, this is my question!
>inb4 Mori will volunteer to do Ame's animation for free
>>29723758Haachama's intro and outro are better than most holo's, she's been around for a while.
uh why are my superchats colorless?is it youtube dark mode or ytcfilter?
>>29723694
Reminder that Ame made Gura's loading screens
>>29723769Bed sheets you can wash every 2 weeks
>>29723755Now you know how Haatons feel
>>29723690Maintenance mode basicallyNot exactly dead but close
>>29723604Now this is how you yuribait.
>>29723770
>>29722337cuter than usual
Please just get the guy who did Haachama's stuff to do some for you AmeThey are GOD tier
You ready for the holidays, hombre?
>>29723767As the human population grows, the average IQ stays the same.
>>29723776>Call her Salty Watsmane
>>29723789I agree.
>>29723758It's a pre-recorded video
You're going to celebrate the new year with your oshi, right /hlgg/?
>>29723799FuCKINGDON'TEVEN
>>29723514Yes
>>29723758Because Haatons are the strongest race on the planet.
>>29723766some older busses had one belt for entire bench seat which could fit 2-3 kids sitting at once
>>29723668she can do a ska cover of hitler was a sensitive man or i just saw the gayest guy on earth
>>29723769It's ok, I cum into my bed sheets and only wash them once a year.
>>29723785I need fanart of a young Ame Kiara and Gura in highschool being emos.
>>29723802you're colorblind anon
>>29723805Did she mention that in her Soma stream last night? I haven't watched that stream yet.
>>29723786Yeah cause I like how imagining I would do that.
>valentine's dayThe return of the GFE?
>long haired Gura
She keeps bringing up Valentines day, will we finally have a proper date?
Why is my Squid suddenly dropping to Chicken numbers.
>>29723820Haaton is the strongest race.
>>29723728>See Ayame you too can stream your ASSFAGGOTS and nobody would judgeThat's until Ayame starts screaming and calling everyone niggers and tards, then Youtube Algorithm-kun judges you.Either that, or Ayame is about to start streaming 10 hours a day.
>>29723802Neither, are you going colorblind anon?
>yfw Ame will be the one to bring Ayame from the brink and make her stream mobas
>>29723799Considering her skills I’m surprised she didn’t make all the loading screens.
>>29723789>Soul game from a soulless companyI suffer
>she thinks she can still get groceries delivered this close to thanksgivingAme... they're booked clean through til Black Friday. Everywhere.
>>29723802get off the computer bubba
>>29723799That'd be very yasashii of her
>yamsBased
>NYEBoxes of Satsuma Mandarins and Mochi
>>29723791>Ame asks Ina>people throw a shitfit like the time Kiara asked Calli for help
>>29723849>Squid
>>29723785Nah, Ame was a punk. Punks fucking hated emos.
>>29723758Haachama has an army of haatons who make her free animations that she goes on to use
>>29723861Oh no, Ame's gonna starve...
>>29723802Anon you may be colorblind
What are the chances for blizzard to sperg out because of how much they suck chinese dick?
>>29723820I'd take something that the girl made herself to soulless shit
>>29723845That's so fucking hot.
>>29723767She probably gave up within a day because she was overwhelmed when she googled more info on how to play.
>>29723830This will be my first year not celebrating New Years alone. Thank Jesas for being born in the same era as Amelia.
Big Sugar btfo
>>29723839>using sheetsSeriously? Just sleep on the mattress
>>29723847anon... gura already has long hair...
Ame is a conspiracy nut
>>29723789I can't.
>They put more sugar in the Halloween candies???
>>29723802your vision has been damaged by the color
>>29723551They're planning to go to Hokkaido together?
>>29722836Please hurt me mommy.
>kit-kat taste testing
>>29723758Haachama unironically has best intros because Haatons are the strongest race
>the halloween kit kat was really sweet>the non halloween kit kat was the bestI think she's sleepy.
>>29723849Squid dropping to chicken numbersChicken dropping to JP numbers
>>29723874I love this anon's art and wish he'd make a Pixiv
>>29723744Not quite, they just scaled back the support for it a lot.
Ame, there wasn't much to this year...
>>29723823I have my padorus at the ready
>>29723893longer hair
>>29723849
>>29723789If soul is inversely proportional to how active the game is, Smite wins.
>prefers people who are bluntPollfaggots btfo
>kit kats
>>29723857Honestly if our oni started streaming mobas all day I'd have a new oshi. She's so cute but I never get to see her
>>29723785Need art of all 3 of them with their hairs died black and with red contacts
>>29723514what was the question? I just tunned in
Bros.... she's describing me...
I'm blunt, I'm in bros!
>>29723830No, much like Ina, I have a family.Actually the 'rona killed this Christmas, so I'm with 10chou.
>Ame uncovers Big Sugar
>I want someone genuineamelia hachison...
>she likes people that are autistically bluntI'M IN
IM BLUNT, IM HONEST, IM GENUINEITS ME, LADS PACK IT UP
Told you Ame likes people who tell her what they actually thinkKeeps btfoing yesmen whiteknights
Is Amelia's candy conspiracy true?
>I like people who are BLUNTame is /pol/ confirmed
>>29723228basado y redpillo
Honest criticism Chads can't stop winning tonight.
>>29723849Ame sucking all the viewers.
>literally mesee ya nerds
uhm guys?GURA IS BLUNT TOO
>>29723898Kiara and Mori are unironically considering a Hokkaido trip. Chimkin really wants to hit that.
This just proves she doesn't actually care about the poll results and cares about the comments
>new years is the best holidayyikes...
>>29723872ESL please andastand
Why does Amelia sound like she had the exact same childhood I did? She even did the ketchup and parmesan in a tortilla thing. Is this just the general American working class experience?
>>29723874>Punks fucking hated emosI thought punk rockers hated scene, not emo. Punk is pretty emo in of itselfThere's a difference
>>29723948Kusogaki
Adds more validity to this if thats what she likes.
>>29723883Oh yeah?
>>29723898Kiara mentioned several things she wants to do with Mori:>Spa Date 2 >Trip to Hokkaido>Christmas Offcollab with mistletoe She is going all out to be with Mori
>>29723948No she isn't
neck... so long...
>>29723849Westerners don't like the rice game
>>29723907What are JP numbers dropping to?
BROS IM IN IT'S ME
>>29723874Not in my school. Punks and emos were pretty chill with one another. It was the "gangsters" that were the hated ones.
>>29723744Only its esports scene.Game is still playable and active, just slower updates.
>>29723799BIG UPSRAPPING IS A FUCKANIMATE THEM ALL 1989I AM REAPER TRASH9876567864 DIFFERENT JOBS
>>29723844She said it in one of her early streams
>>29723948Guramebros, we can't stop winning.
>>29723930wtf I can't believe AmeMori was a thing all along
GURAME BROSWE WIN AGAIN
>>29723948lol no
This answer sounds like a child wrote it
Is Ame's type just Mori?
>tfw have been brutally honest my entire life because I dislike people who withhold the truth because they think they know betterAm I autistic, bros?
>>29723933FUCK YOUSHES DESCRIBING ME
>Born too late to explore the high seas>Born too early to explore space>Born just in time to experience Ame
>>29722294cardboard chimken menhera...
Remember Ame sends weird deep sea pics on discord all the time.
>>29723849>Sakuna
Wouldn't it be cool if she got Walfie to do her new loading screen? I would really love that
>>29723830First time in years that I won't spend new years alone
>>29723888If you are up to some depressing shit, you can earn quite a lot as a waiter during new year since they are always understaffed. Security vigilant pays well too. Better than being alone.
>>29723964 Yes. Tell me.
>>29723930>autistically bluntAmeMori confirmed?
No wonder Ame comes here and not reddit
>Exploring the crushing depths of the darkest sea
MOTHERFUCKERS IN HERE ARE GOING TO START THINKING THEY'RE IN BECAUSE THEY'RE BLUNTSTAY IN YOUR LANE FUCKERS, I'M BLUNT, I HAVE HANDS, AND I CAN PLAY THE PIANO AND COVERED HER BGMBEHAVE YOURSELVES, LESSER GOSLINGS
AND INA
>Ocean over spaceSpace bros...
>>29723858HotS was the refuge for all soulful devs working for Blizzard. When WoW was busy making everything woke, HotS devs just added breast and thighs everywhere. There's a video of the lead dev floating around showing his work desk just covered in big tiddie anime figures.
>oceanGoora wins again
>>29723956St Patricks day is better because it's my birthday
>>29723918That's Kiara's third rice stream, Ina's second.Ina's third stream will probably not be as low as Kiara's, but it'd be sub-10k.
>>29723806>>29723677>>29723718I use a new towel every shower and change my bed sheets every 2 days
GURAMEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29723948well, she's clearly not the sharpest tool
>>29723966Literally all holos.
>ame likes blunt people>i'm a pussyfooting sugar coater who tries to be honest but in a nice wayngmi? do I have a chance with ame?
>>29723956We'll get to see Haachama pull out her super cute new year outfit
TRINITY BROS
all of that was true
>>29723555IDK about real, but it's definitely intentional.
>TTTBased question
AYYY SHE PICKED MY QUESTIONI didnt screencap though...
YES PLEASE
>>29723914Something's a bit off about this one, I just can't put my finger on it
>loves scifi>doesn't want to explore spaceThe globo homos got her
>>29724012sit down faggot gura won long ago
>he wasn't a GURAME chad
TF2 is off the menu boys...
>>29723994but she lies all the time wtf?
the trinity....
SHE LIKES GMOD AND TF2GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT I LOVE HER
>>29723966Is this the first time you've looked at a Hololive girl?
>>29723970Holonumbers
>Ame is an oceanchadBased
She'd be a 10/10 if she didn't fucking baby talk
>>29724048tf2 bros..
TRINITY
spacebros...
>oceanmarine biology chads finally get a win
hololive is just menhara katawa shoujo
>>29723995STEP OUT OF THE WAY, SHES TALKING ABOIT ME
>>29724016Damn, I used to hate on HoTS because it was for casuals, but was it actually based all along?
I HAVE A CHANCE BROS
>>29724025No, stop being a sugar coating faggot.
>>29724049The true hololive EN experience...
What if Amelia did a coding stream?
>TTTWhat year is this?
tf2 fags btfo once again
>>29724012>GOSLINGSngmi
>>29723874Huh? In my school, there was literally no difference between Punks and Emos. Most of them listened to pop punk. A lot of them sound like Anime rock OP/ED you'd hear today.
>>29723948Not really, she seems wishy washy and keeps things to herself.
I'm genuinely mean to everyone, without going too far. Yet, people rely on me for the hardest things and find comfort in my neutrality.Would Ame like me goslings?
what's TTT?
>>29724061The baby talk filters me super hard
>amelia ran a DarkRP server>there's a chance that I played on her server during my Gmod autism yearsbros...
Images that transmit virii, that's not a thing.
GURA MADE 15K$ IN A FUCKING DAYJUST USE YOUR MONEY
>I could have been playing on Ame's TTT server and never knew
>>29724081what's wrong with TTT
>>29724012Did you even watch oban star racers as a kid faggot?
>>29724025Man up you fucking bozo
>>29723858HotS was literally Blizzard's containment team for devs that weren't woke enough to ruin their other franchises.
>>29723994Yes. Honesty is not saying everything that you think, but just not saying the opposite of what you think. You are just an autist.
>>29724041>go into deep ocean>spend a day or less doing it>see crazy underwater shit>go into space>literally fuckall>takes months, years, centuries, milleniums to get anywhere>just empty blackness and rocks.
>>29724012>He thinks he's in just cus of pianoWhatever, fag. We are gonna talk about BL and otome together while we scissor and I tongue her fartbox while cosplaying as Gura.
>>29724090Touring Tranny Tuesday
>>297240812008
Here comes a lie boys
You played Garry's Mod right?
>>29724079Will it be the equivalent of Haachama Cooking, Watchama Coding where she creates the most horrible curry tier spaghetti code?
>>29724012FUCK YOU THATS LITTERALY ME I CAN PLAY PIANO I HAVE 2 (TWO) HANDS ANNNNNDDD IM SO FUCKING BLUNT I HAVE ALMOST NO FRIENDS BUCKARONI SHES TALKIN BOUT ME
>>29724093my computer is on fire, you piece of shit!!!
>>29724093don't do this, it makes nerve gas
>>29723804Thank you. I'll link your post to the parody as well.
>>29724090trouble in terrorist town
>>29724025No. Be honest but don't be an asshole about it. You should include some praise when you criticise as well.
wtf
Gura I hope youre taking notes
>>29724025Gather your MOTIVATION and change your ways, anon.
>So many games we can playYeah, nah.
>>29724081TTT to this date is the only good game in the "lying and betrayal" genre
SHE LOVES STREAMING BROSSUCH PASSION
>>29724093Don't do this it makes mustard gas
>>29724090Trouble in Terrorist Town
>>29724127uooh!
>she even used to set up her own gmod servers>still won't play it anymoreFrustrating but also understandable.
>>29724090Three Tactical Talents.
>>29724117why are you so insistent on her lying about everything, what's your endgoal?
>>29724118most of my hours are put into clone wars RP
>>29723858The devs are all the Blizzard devs that didn't take the woke pill. It's why there's ass and tiddies all over the game while shit like WoW keeps pandering to the Woke crowd
When's Ame gonna say the N word?
>>29724075They dropped esports. It is for casuals. But now they're free.
>>29723994Yeah. Honesty is more than just being an asshole. People think honesty means saying everything that pops into their head, but that's just a lack of control and filter.
>>29724008>No wonder Ame comes here and not reddit
among us but fps
>>29723965Could they be good close platonic roommates?
>Ame likes people being blunt>Ame asks if the stream is lagging>I spammed "Its not laggy!" so she wouldnt worryIM NOT IN
>>29724120Make sure to make it be a recurring feature, once a week she goes back to coding trying to work towards a full functioning game, and the dependencies just keep piling up and piling up and piling up...
>>29724004>wipe some of my cum off with my finger>Ame opens her mouth and sucks the cum off it>complains about it being salty though
Did you ask Ame a question?
>>29724081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNJ21Gzp79E
>>29724112>doesn't believe in ayy lmaosngmi
She's streaming LA Noire today because there's less audience? Smart.
And to think anons were actually claiming Ame doesn't provide the GFE.
>>29724158LA Noire is in a few hours
>>29724133Honestly feel like we've gotten a ton of content for only 40 minutes.
AME KNEELS TO EUROCHAD COCK
>>29724093Yeah no such thing
You can tell she’s really passionate about streaming, I love her.
>Superchat SaturdayOh, Ame, PLEASE.
>>29724025>mfw pretty blunt>Ame isn't my oshiFeels weird.
>>29724039No gloves.
EU literally doesn't matter, keep Supa Sunday as it is.
>Addressing her dogshit superchat sunday timeI love you even more than ever Ame,
>>29724155Don't worry most of my time was in starwars RP too
>>29723998she should add me
>>29724127I'm so glad couponposting hasnt died
Supa sunday at this time would be really kino.
>>29724118I played it when it was still free
Oh nice, she referenced my question.Was a bit of a wall of text though, looking back at it.
>>29724167Yes, asked her about the Minecraft soundtrack she plays from Youtube
>>29724140how about Dark Deeds?
>Will finally be able to watch supasunday live
>>29724093Thanks for the dolphin porn, bro.
>It would be really cool if there was a game that was like a mix of Among Us and TTT.IT SURE WOULD BE WOULDN'T IT?!DAVE YOU FUCKING MEMELORD, GIVE THESE GIRLS SOME PERMISSIONS!!!
>>29724092>i probably got banned by ame for breaking rp by randomly killing people who were annoying
EU CHADS WIN AGAIN
And can't be disputed.
Ame picked less questions than usual today...
Couldn't she make a private gmod server and just play TTT with other Holos?
>moving time slots for euroshittersGod they're insufferable and they don't even donate.
>>29724121MAKE THE COVER THEN, FAGGOT, HERE'S THE SHEET I USEDhttps://musescore.com/user/28820716/scores/6367887/piano-tutorialIF YOU WANT TO BEAT ME, PROVE YOUR POWER IS GREATER THAN MINE
>>29724170>FrapsShit, that sends me back. Like the Bandicam days
>>29724158Maybe if you type it in katakana and she sounds it out
>>29724081It may be old but at least this shit have gameplay
yuros don't even donate, who cares if they miss supachat sunday
>>29724182DELETE THIS
>>29724192sorry, I got them dirty
As an Amesame chad I'm still super happy.The ship is more alive than EVER before after tonight
>>29724118It's been years, ad this is the first time I ask myself: who the fuck is garry?I just took it as a fact that was the name.
>>29722352dieguito...
>>29724208SOMEONE TWEET AT HIM THEY NEED NEW BLOOD PERMS ALREADY
>>29724192Ah, of course. How could I be so blind
>>29724213This was on Coco's meme review lol
holy shit i just found ames old onlyfans o_o
>>29724118never played it, never played TF2 actually
>>29724187All of them are. Which HoloEN hates streaming according to you?
DEEPDISHCHADS WE WON
>>29724231This
>>29723077Cornelia...
>I like chilly!>Tfw just made some chilly
>>29724093You gave me a PTSD flashback from thisNow we just need someone to post lostboy and my heart will give out
>that fucking dofus dropguysmy heart
Ame likes cars that flip over.
>>29724236Holyshit Diamonds
>>29724226I just want her to start doing her kanji reps so we can bait her with onyomi readings.
Ame's brother was a gangsta
>>29724202what did she say?
>>29724208>>29724162>>29724242SOMEBODY CLIP IT AND THROW IT AT DAVE AND ZAG
>>29724118no_
i can see why ame prefers the ocean over space
i think amebro is a bad influence....
>>29724231>>29724217cry that your oshi wants the big germanic cock
Why is every story fuckin gold?
Fuck that's so early, I might not be able to watch it
>EU chads winning again>Gurame chads winning againGod it feels good.Kneel before my enormous dick.
>>29724216>Tfw I don't actually own a piano and I learned at schoolWell fuck you guess I lose
What the fuck was that story, Ame?
Holy shit her brother is a siscon
ok what?
Holy fucking kek
Ame's bro was a hardcore dude......
Jesus christ WatsonBro
Amelia's little brother is a fucking badass.
Oh yes, that's the poorfag life.
Ame your brother is going to get arrested
Is Ame's brother black?
Ame is trailer trash.
Ame what the fuck
Fucking criminal
Dofuschads keep winning
Only a spic family would do shit like this.
>>29724208Sorry, only Hana is allowed to play NuBlood games.t. Oshry
Amelia's bro is such a bro...
What the fuck
Ame that's actually a substantial amount of money. Lawfully.
Her brother is a massive siscon
>>29724118I played a lot of it but not that much, JESAS. I only have a little over a tenth of those hours.
>>29724247How new
>>29724202Fuck you, euroshitter
>>29724287Because she's making shit up
Casually admitting to family felonies with Ame!
>>29724274She mentioned starting it earlier, possibly at the same time that this stream started. We'll have to see.
Based oniichan
>Ame's hair smells like coconut
>>29724309Her brother seems like a good onii-san though.
i dont believe her
>brother beats people, steals money spiritual nigger
>>29724258>Chilly
Does Ame have two brothers? I feel like just last week people were discussing a younger amebro.
I want to be like Ame's aniki
>>29723226You might be right
>>29724284Statistically speaking Ame wouldn't even be able to find your country on a map.
>>29724327that'd be nice
>>29724335He's like me but spiritual
What wrong with her family
>>29724262Ame is more based than usual today...I actually played Wakfu more than Dofus
Mori wishes she's as gangsta and Ame oniichan
>coconut shampooThats it I'm out, I'm turning in my Teamate card.
Ame's brother sounds like a piece of shit with a heart of gold. losing their parents must have really hit him hard.
Ame's brother x Ame
>>29724231>yuros don't even donateSo nothing changes for Ame.