/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29721917
>early thread

I love Ame

>>29721555
soundpost ideas onegai

http://poal.me/igzgpy
http://poal.me/igzgpy
http://poal.me/igzgpy
http://poal.me/igzgpy

>>29721926
I haven't been watching either streams but has Kiara already fought the boss Ina is fighting right now?

Ame answering questions in ten minutes!

>early thread
Why are tentacultists so impatient?

>>29721917

it's /ameg/ hours OP
https://youtu.be/983K4eyK16A
https://youtu.be/983K4eyK16A
https://youtu.be/983K4eyK16A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQAcWQ8mlUQ&t=1287s

Hic

Aruran just timewarped me wtf, it's already been 20 minutes?

>>29721985
because they aren't watching the stream

>>29721910
If you want to be prickly about it, late EU primetime. Still the highest amount of eurobros looking for something interesting in that timeslot.

I hate the bugmen so goddamn much bros.
>tfw the A Way Out guitar minigame is the last rhythm game Gura will ever be allowed to play on stream
It isn't fair, fuck Mao and fuck the CCP

>>29721555
>need to make it into a soundpost
no, it's perfect already. don't ruin it with that newfag soundnigger cringe. good job!

Gura told haachama to fuck off for being a filthy leech
https://streamable.com/0sbs2f

>>29721985
Because last time she was streaming there was a Gura op, probably

Aguacate

The Amelia Watson experience

>it's a cold but nice friday evening near the end of the year
>you're going out with your good friend Amelia, it's a really fun evening and both of you have been laughing a lot - you take her ice skating in the park, to a cozy little pizzeria and to a karaoke afterwards
>you take turns and for the final song of the evening she starts to sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8
>she knows the lyrics by heart and doesn't even need to look at the TV, instead she looks at you while smiling and singing
>halfway through, as you look at her performing for you, something changes inside of you
>this isn't someone you only view as a friend
>there's more to it, you suddenly feel it hitting you like a tsunami hits the shore
>your cheeks flush, there's an odd feeling in your stomach and your eyes hold contact with hers in an unusual way so that even Amelia notices something isn't quite right
>you KNOW that she can tell something is up with you, but she still finishes the song and doesn't mention anything
>"haaaa... wasn't that fun? thank you for taking me out tonight! Wanna get going then?" - she's back to her cheerful self and you too get your composure back
>you end up walking her home while chitchatting about nothing important
>as you arrive outside of her place, you two hug and you wish each other a good night
>she goes up to her door but halts after just a few steps before turning around
>there's a brief pause
>"hey...promise me one thing... promise you haven't fallen in love with me."
>she looks directly at you, her beauty as overwhelming as the words she just uttered, as you can hear your own heartbeat seemingly deafeningly loud in contrast to the completely serene scene you are in, snowflakes slowly falling to the ground around you


Do you understand now?

I'm excited to see how cute Ame is today

Did Kiara beat the Deer offscreen or bosses dont appear in order? cant see her fighting it on her VOD

>tsukasa_deer.gif happening live on stream
Someone save Ina!

>be anon
>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime
>work was tough today, don't want to do anything
>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed
>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes
>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you
>something's touching your nose
>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there
>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey
>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch
>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer
>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you
>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers
>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up
>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again
>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server
>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter

>>29721985
Do you want another 2hu genocide?

Kinda curious if Rice game would be buff in JP hours.

>>29721813
Last time she was embarrassed was the finger licking surprise asmr so i will hold onto my hope.

Pizza dad is teaching overseas viewers about Japanese crafts in English!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yZzNoLta8

>>29721985
They don't want to get mugged by chumbuds

>We try to guess the upcoming new Ame lore

Hey Teamates, you did send Ame a marshmallow asking why she's cuter than usual today, right?

>>29721977
I love Polka but there's no way she's the best smelling, come on now.

>>29722017
>realize I'm staring at her chest for 10 seconds straight while thinking of something to say
>can see the disappointment in her eyes
>nervously look out window
>can't think of anything to say
>10 more seconds of silence
>think of something dumb to say to continue conversation
>"it... it would be nice to have a boat one day"
>she looks visibly confused and disturbed
>fuck fuck fuck did I say something wrong?
>waiter chimes in
>"Sir, what would you like again?"
>FUCK I FORGOT WE WERE ORDERING
>I'll uhhh... get the uhhh...
>panic and look at menu
>too panicked to even read anything at this point
>feel the world begin to rotate under my feet from the anxiety
>begin to feel cold sweat dripping from my armpits
>"I'll take a... steak"
>"Ok sir what sides would vegetable side would you like? we have Broccoli, mash potatos and wild rice"
>anxiety too high to even hear what she said
>"...what?"
>"The sides, sir"
>"oh yeah right, what sides do you have?"
>"Broccoli, Mashed potato or wild rice"
>"...uhh yeah I'm good, I don't want a side"
>"Sir the order comes with a side, it is included in the price"
>"...uhh... yeah thats okay no side"
>look over to Amelia
>she's just staring out the window, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else but here
>Her glass of wine is already empty
>She looks to her phone
>"oh sorry anon, I have to go, its been... a good time"
>"Yeah uhhh... yeha no problem! thank you Ame"
>she walks out
>eat steak, with no sides, by myself
>waiter occasionally giving me pity stares

Assemble

>>29722005
She can just play bandori

AO-chan is a cunt and the worst part of Ina's streams.

Okay /hlgg/, we need to have a serious talk. It’s been weeks now. There is actually no way mathematically or otherwise, for Ame to be cuter than usual today, right? We’re nearly passing the event horizon with this shit by now.

INA IS NOT AGGRESSIVE, OKAY? This is the schizoest of schizo narratives probably created by Watson herself to draw attention away from her toxic behaviour while gaming. Ina is a good girl who barely even talks.

>>29722044
Yes

>>29721555
Honestly would be a great reaction image as is for karaoke streams and such. It's cute.

>>29721853
I mean deep down we all know there's a degree of fiction with hololive but there are some definite lesbians (or at least bi) on the JP side of things. Matsuri has almost certainly slept with one of the members and is a borderline groomer.

You guys are so fucking dirty I love it.

>>29721979
Bird did off screen stuff apparently so I wouldn't know. Last major thing Kiara did was fight the forrest boss which is actually the thing that progresses the story ahead. Ina still has to do some exploration achivements before the boss area unlocks, and even then it's a gauntlet just to get though that area.

>>29722022
Deer is optional boss.

>>29722001
If it were any other game, numbers would be higher. Maybe people are burned out from Sakuna. I'm not sure.

It's funny that Mori has a latent talent for ASMR. Like I never would have expected her to be the one out of HoloEN to try it. If she got a ASMR mic, that would be some powerful stuff.

>>29722038
Polka gets like 10k viewers during her 9 hour Rice streams

>>29722038
I really dont think so

chikin

>>29722044
No, I asked something about her crazy dream stories.

Do you guys want more marshmallow questionnaires from the others or are SC readings and wine zatsudans a more than sufficient replacement?

>>29722055
We are approaching a cuteness singularity. It is impossible to know what will happen when we reach that threshold, but it will probably be cute.

>>29722055
>He doesn't know
Her cuteness has no limit especially if we go up by 0.1 every single day

>>29722017
>Do you understand now?
Not really, I just think she's cute and I'd like her to take advantage of it more desu.

Gura is stuck.
Wwyd?

>>29722009
You don't get to make fun of Haachama's cooking if the last thing you made was two chicken nuggets between slices of bread with mayo

When will Towa collab with HoloEN?

Alright I've done enough boring Tako reps. It's almost time for a real entertaining idol to stream.

>>29722022
Deer is entirely optional if you did enough stuff in the other areas. It's possible but considering she struggled with the fucking frog I doubt it.

>>29722064
Matsuri hasn't slept with anyone. Shion and Marine did heavy petting. Noel and Flare have had sex. That's about it, rest is just skinship.

Takofriends, please understand we mean no harm when we start talking about Ame, we like Ina too, so don't feel bad that there isn't much discussion here

>>29722041
Infinite IQ! We're so smart.

>>29721996
I'm learning about Japan!

>>29721809

>>29722038
JPs have their own holos playing it so no

>>29722047
She's depressed and probably doesn't bathe as often as she should. That's the best smell for some people.

>>29722021
more than usual, anon

>>29722087

>>29722046
i bet it involves chemical burns

>>29721992
I don't find Ame's Q&As particularly interesting, but if the alternative is this Ina stream...

>>29722067
Thank you Gura

>>29722054
>>29722057
All out today huh? Gonna give you a (you) so you don't make another one. I will give you all the attention you need, baitposter.

>>29722064
God I wish I was a cute Japanese girl, accepted into the latest gen of Hololive, and then my senpai Matsuri pressures me into sex and then rapes me after she's done showing me how to work everything

Am I the only one who thinks Gura is a much better singer than Amelia?

Ame, if you are here, play the intro when you start the stream.

>>29722082
Marshmallows should be once ever 2 months at a minimum, otherwise there's nothing worth asking that isn't covered in a previous VOD.

>>29721992
Why is this bitch overlapping with Ina?

>>29722051
Mr.Oggey and his rrats

>>29722041
Holy crap, his English is surprisingly good.

>>29721188
Clipper did that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRhikywKXo8

Roughly 4:58:50

>>29722087
Shark Sushi

>>29722046
>and then I had to kill him... yeah

>>29722082
Marshmallows are nice. I could do with a few more, just make sure to filter them from attention seeking pityfags. Nobody gives a fuck if your friend/family member just died or if you're suffering from depression or what not.

Ame, if you're here, zoom in from the side when you start the stream.

>>29722041
Always have him in the back, he's my fav radio. Occasionally I hear "subscribe", the only thing I understand.

Does the rice game give you a migraine?

>>29722125
Ame, if you are here hic sometime during the stream

Teamates, are you ready for more life help questions?

Got it memorized, /hlgg/? I'm sorry I have no clue what I'm doing with image editing please don't hate me.

>>29722132
more like ina is overlapping with ame

>>29722087
Pop a pin in the door mechanism so it registers as closed. Turn on tumble dry, set to high. Listen to the sound of UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH filling my apartment for the next hour.

>>29722100
>Matsuri hasn't slept with anyone

Wait so is she a virgin or not? There's no way someone hasn't been stupid enough to stick their dick in crazy, or...pussy I guess.

>>29722091
Cute!

>GFE
>Real GFE
>Pre-GFE
How does it feel when your oshi is so lovable that people literally can't stop trying to call her GFE, even if they have to start warping the definitions.
Honestly, almost feels like some psyop of people trying to push up the "GFE" label no matter what, in some attempt to make people mad once she most likely inevitably collabs with HoloStars.

Ame is hornier than usual..

>>29722078
The spa "date" did some stuff to our boi

>>29722078
I can only pray, however I feel any of the EN crew would be too embarrassed to do ASMR seriously so we'd end up getting ironic ASMR. It's genuinely hard to do ASMR that doesn't sound cringe unless you know what you're doing and aren't self conscious.

>>29722017
then she screeches autisitically and the magic is gone

>>29722123
This isn't even a bait, what are you even trying to acomplish with this?

Has anyone felt like they've explored their sexuality more because of Vtibers? I've been tasting my own cum after I ejaculate and it leaves less of a mess anyways.

>>29722082
More marshmallows, so I can tell Mori to play Assault Spy.

>>29722152
Here she is, Naix

>>29722102
Don't worry about it, we are a little used to it at this point. Have fun with the stream.

>>29722148
No, it gives me super comfy background noise.

This is actually pretty informative.

>>29722082
it's unclear to me how marshmallow is supposed to be better than just showing up and taking questions from chat.

>>29722064
>Matsuri having sex or a fulfilling relationship
nice joke anon

>>29722163
Just saying...

>>29722162
Youtube is getting more antsy with the lewd content anyways.

Feels good teasing Ame about her member icons.

>>29722087
Use my /fit/ strength to get her out.

>>29722027

>>29722167
If you are concerned about messes, just do what I do and jack off into envelopes.

>>29722153
She really likes that rice game huh?
If she did not had deadlines she would probably go 8 hours like Polka.

>>29722155
Matsuri is a femcel.

Let's start the prediction game while we still can.
What's Kiara going to do in her voice pack?

>>29722055
I've ran the simulations and I can guarantee, with 100% certainty, that she will NOT be cuter than usual today. She has peaked and it's only downhill from here.
Screenshot this. If you don't believe in mathematics, then consider it the curse of the 25th.

>>29722046
Ame has broken a bone by slipping down an entire flight of stairs

>>29722047
anons who never were around a filthy woman think the stank is actually erotic
it ain't, dear god it's the complete opposite

>>29722182
actual good asmr is not lewd

People say Hololive lowers their libido, but since getting into it I've been hornier than ever. I wonder if I'm the exception here.

>>29722160
God i love this pic so much

does anyone have the non holo ver

>>29722157
Me on the right

>>29722158
People being so averse to GFE here is hilarious. The deadbeat seethe during Mori's GFE stream was palpable.

>>29722055
The universe is expanding at an accelerating rate in order to accommodate Ame's cuteness. Thank Jesas for the big bang creating our universe with Amelia Watson.

>>29722186
There is only one way out

>>29722177
>stonks
Are they teaching him R*ddit memes or something?

>>29722100
Noel is way too sexual for these innocent idols

>>29722189
Why envelopes? Is this a male thing?

>>29722202
Pajeet hears you
Pajeet doesn't care

>>29722193
I gotta believe there's someone desperate enough to go for it anyway

>>29722082
Honestly I'm fine with zatsudans with Mori as they are, marshmallow Q&A streams could be nice but Im fine either way

>>29722078
>whispering on a expensive mic
>talent
Only thing that stops other from doing, besides the money investment, is modesty.

>>29722055
Why do you think Gura keeps talking about her? She's only gotten cuter, anon...

>>29722196
KFP employee training manual

>>29722078
I may misremember it, but I think she specifically said she won't buy it. Love my boy, no homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94hIntc6JQ

Don't bulli please

>>29722159
Yes for her Teamates

I don't know if Paradox is anal about permissions but this game would unironically make a kino collab for Trinity and Enma. I know one of you is reading this thread. Consider it.

>>29722217
I assume so, but it does help get ideas across since they are in our DNA

>>29722196
Announcement to KFP employees that today, like all days, you do it for free.

>>29722223
Who's willing to accept $20 to take the hit? Any of you?

>>29722179
this hurts more than every single episode of second hand embarrassment Mori gave me
t. deadbeat

I realize this hasn't been said in a while but it needs to be said...

>>29722162
Haachamachama ASMR?

>>29722223
She was a landwhale until recently and she's still kind of fat now. Add her menhera personality to it and it's stay away.

>>29722087
Make a hole on the other side

>>29722234
I don't get it, the magnifying glass looks kind of weird but the badge is fine to me.

>>29722239
At this point I just post it to see if you'll reply with that. kek

Can't wait for Ame to be cute again today

>>29721968
>this bpm
uuuh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKyOQU6EPc

>>29722080

>>29722167
I fail to see the correlation between vtubers and eating your own cum

>>29722217
Yeah but he's an old man so using cringey memes in an attempt to be hip kinda fits with his character.

>>29722219
man, if you've seen how she can move her hips...
not talking bout 3d streams either

How many of the Holostars are single aside from Astel? Roberu Rikka and Pizza dad seem really cool, so i’d be surprised if they didn’t have a girl.

>>29722159
>No one has coughed up 2.5 bucks to get that Ina picture off his fantia
I hate it. I'm almost tempted to pledge for a month just for that one. Doesn't even have an expiry date on it.

Someone ask Ame what she thinks about black people

>>29722269
vtubers are so fucking sexy it makes me want to taste my own cum.

So... what's the deal with this Towa girl?

Asked 9 questions around the time I usually do to get picked. Let's see if she answers any.

>>29722179
Did luna even comment on this? Or the music video at all?

>>29722222
waste of good digits

>>29722179
Didn't she have an opportunity to fuck Luna but fucked it up?

>>29722280
Who?

>>29722080

>>29722038
I can't imagine it being a buff in any hours, shit is so fucking boring.

What Fate class would Amelia Watson be?

>Kiara losing to Nijisanji
From this day. Is HoloEN losing its charm?

>>29722293
Twapi...

>>29722240
Paradox policy is pretty solid: https://forumcontent.paradoxplaza.com/public/256173/Paradox%20Video%20Policy_20170523.pdf
Battletech stream when?

I don’t understand. Why would they be shark tools when there’s clearly a well-crafted trident behind her?

>>29722268
So that's what's under the hat..

>>29722280
Twap...

>>29722298
Ruler

>>29722179
Isn't her and her roommate one and the same at some point?

>>29722196
A very motivational speech for her volk.

>>29722274
I've fapped to her roommate's ASMR vids for a week straight

>>29722087
whip it out
stick it in

Amelia, your twitter reps..

>>29722239
woah, Goslings are barely taller than Ame. what a manlet

>>29722196
Serious question - where am I supposed to buy this shit?

>>29722223
L*ger but he's at least one sea away
>>29722082
Mori actually responds to the chat very actively and is very open about herself during the wine parties/zatsus so it already kinda covers that role and we learn even more in member streams
as for SC readings, I just want them to happen to spend more time with her, I don't care for the gimmick at all

>>29722160
What are the chances that kiara will fuck mori before she goes back to austria

I love her so much bros...

Just woke up is Ame cuter today?

>>29722299
It's over... Graduation tomorrow.

>>29722298
Foreigner

BROS WHERE IS SHE

When will Mori stop being a teacher and stream in some nice hours?

Let's hope she picks good questions and not "whats ur fav anime opening"

>>29722289
No.

>>29722106
>ARS collapsing
>COVID is the main death cause
>Maradonna is fucking dead
>Fubuki reclining

2020 is holding no punches on argiebros

Honest question, why do you guys watch Hololive specifically over other alternatives like Nijisanji?

>>29721968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmzay5oAwOM

>>29722343
Being cuter than usual today.l

>>29722299
>Kiara AND Fubuki
Rice game why are you like this...

She's already unironically cuter right off the bat what the fuck how does she do it

Ah 'ope y' lads sent sum good fackin questions t' Amelier

>>29722044
ask her if she returns gura's feelings

>>29722046
>so uh this one time when i was a kid yeah? I was like, walking down the street, and I saw these guys with ski masks on, and then they saw me and they had shotguns cause they were robbing a bank, and then they grabbed me by the arm cause they didnt want any witnesses, and then they dragged me into their car but they drove off and hit a lightpole and i ran away... yeah.... so dont ever complain about my driving again!

>>29722302
holy based
why cant nip companies be like this?

>>29722344
Her visa probably depends on that job tho

>>29722337
Yes

>>29722337
No

>>29722298
Foreigner.

>>29722344
next year the soonest

>>29722234
>>29722260
Honestly they're both pretty ugly. and it's hard to tell what they're supposed. She can do better.

>>29722167
I'm doing no fap on a whim and if anything it's the opposite, I'm using vtubers to distract me from touching myself. Despite that I'm a UOOOOHHH poster, saving all the Gura posted here and bookmarking shit on Pixiv.

Also u wot m8

>>29722337
Always

>>29722355
I'm an idolfan.

>>29722360
somebody stop her!

>>29722088
oi, it had a boiled egg inside too!

Ame is cuter today

quickie?

>>29722330
https://www.geekjack.net/

>>29722268
Well will we see more Takanashi? I want her to laugh at my penis with her deep voice.

Wait, is it just me, or Ame feels... cuter today?

peesa kitkat replaced

>ame had a cookie
Narratives???

Kit-kats replaced with Cookies!

my chat message didn't show up on Ame's chat scroll thingy am I shadowbanned??

>>29722352
Diego....

>I just had a cookie
>Now I had another cookie
new clip?

Peesa cooki

Oh no.... cute levels rising...

OH SHIT, ANOTHER COOKIE???

Somebody clip that cookie line, please.

Peesa cookie

KITKAT POSTING IS REINCARNATED
LONG LIVE COOKIEPOSTING

>>29722196
Realistically, her bossing you around, commanding you to do your job properly.
Ideally, sweet whispers telling you to do your best every day while giving you a lap pillow.

>I had a cookie, now I have another cookie

>I SUCK U
Ame?

We're reaching cuteness levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>29722347
yup that confirms it, definitely cuter than usual

PEESA COOKIE

CUTE AME

Excited for more Ame Lore

>>29722352
>Maradona is kill

RIP to my blanco ninos...

>>29721977
ame...

>You come home from work
>"Hey, how was your day?"
>Gura's in the kitchen making sous vide salmon mi cuit with fresh seasonal copper river salmon
>There's holes in the garden where some watermelon radishes and cucumbers used to be
>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside
>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself
>"you have to try these baby carrots, they're delicious"
>you take one, it's incredibly fresh and sweet
>you kiss her then head upstairs to change
>her soft singing follows you upstairs
>come back down, she's just put away her culinary tweezers and is finished plating
>chat about your day while enjoying salmon mi cuit in with a toasted pine nut pesto sauce, broiled pearl onions and baby carrots, with a side chopped salad made with beautiful home grown watermelon radishes and cucumbers and hydroponic microgreens in a sweet ginger champagne vinaigrette served with a glass of iced barley tea and a kiss from the chef

>peesa posting

>Ame says "I just had a cookie"
>I thought she said "I just had a quickie"

>>29722382
It's crazy because when I jerk off and cum it's just dribbles of cum down my cock.. Since I've been watching Vtubers I've been shooting fucking ROPES. Like, ROPES OF CUM shooting out of my dick and it's amazing.

SHE HAD A COOKIE?!
AND SHES GOING TO EAT ANOTHER?!
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
WHATS SHE TRYING TO TELL US!??!

watch only Kiara

>>29722299
I do not know a single Nijisanji vtuber. Go ahead, crucify me.

Ame is cute as usual today

First, she had one piece of kitkat. Then she had another piece of kitkat. And then, unbelievably so, she had one cookie. But then, she had ANOTHER cookie.

Someone has to stop this fucking detective.

Amelia is fatter today

>>29722253
Haachama is alright but obviously her English skills aren't the best. I want Polka tier ASMR but in English (which is asking a lot but it'd be amazing)

>>29722179
Can I get a quick rundown on the Matsuri and Luna relationship?

>>29722268
Rare Nyanashi Kiara

Risu has committed murder

>>29722355
Nijis don't even try to put on a character when streaming

>>29722394
>Change currency
>No GBP
Fuck, I might have actually wanted to buy it too

>>29722437
kek

>I am sooooooooo popular

>>29722401
Did you tell her to play gwent, anon?

>>29722262
it's the reason I made it

>>29722416
Yeah she looks real "cute" in this pic

>>29722333

>>29722189
Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.

>gets over 2500 questions every time WITH twitter block on
>"I didnt think there would be so many without the block on
???

What? You think you can write better Holo Lore than the gt anon? prove it then

>>29722355
I found hololive first. Simply too lazy to dive into a new group.

>I baked them myself!
>well... I didn't make the dough
Lol this gremlin is proud of herself.

>>29722254
>She was a landwhale until recently and she's still kind of fat now
That's not what YouTube-kun recommended me....

>>29722355
EOP and the more interesting Nijis don't even pretend to do eigo reps

>Amelia is the peesa poster

https://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm

>just nuking the messages she doesnt want to deal with
based

>>29722453
>schizos actually think she's thinking like this
holy shit

Ever look at someone like Watson Amelia and be like, "Wow, I don't deserve to fucking live I should kill myself." just because you will NEVER love and cuddle someone like them? It's depression..

>>29722442
Yeah mine, because i can't nut anymore nothing is coming out

>>29721828
Read the damn thing you bisexual faggot:

>Bisexuality in both men and women is explained as an adaptive trait because it provides earlier opportunities to gain sexual experience, and more opportunities to practice skills such as infidelity and interacting with people of different personalities. Experience gained with a member of the same sex of a particular character type can help the bisexual to get the most out of a relationship with a member of the opposite sex of a similar character type. Although studies show that by the age of 40 years bisexuals have fewer children than heterosexuals,[21][22] he maintains that at low levels in the population bisexuality is still an evolutionary advantage since the children are typically conceived earlier in life; by age 20 years bisexuals have four times the reproductive success of heterosexuals, and by age 25 twice the success.[23] Homophobia is then explained as a natural response to the threat of this reproductive advantage (despite the fact that true homosexuals are not in competition for females), as well as "the bisexual's role in the spread of disease".

>Hi Amelia, I really love your streams; a few months ago I was diagnosed with a terminal heart condition and watching your streams has in these last few weeks brought me a lot of laughs. Thank you so much and don't ever change~ Sincerely; A Simp
Please, stop this

You heard her, teacucks.

ame's vibe

attention whores deserve the rope

NEET IS VACCUMING IN THE BACKGROUND

https://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm

>ame's boyfriend is vacuuming their apartment.
teamates...

>>29722429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWGwRRPc6O0

lol the leaf blower is so loud it's opening her noise gate

>What's there to like?
well... she isn't wrong
you heard it from your oshi

>>29722440
To sad anon, legit feel bad for Matsuri even if she’s crazy.

>>29722355
There's no fine line separation of character and their real personalities in real life. Most of nijis have terrible personalities like 3D streamers and they dont care to uphold any image. Yes Hololive is pretend, but I'm here for the fake pretend world they try to maintain.

>>29722428
That's what I thought she said too, it wasn't just you.

>>29722432
The only one I know is Lulu, you're in good company

she hates us...

>>29722446
I think thats only the frontend converter, just pay with Paypal

>>29722372
but that British guy is in japan just fine being a youtuber

This stream's gold.

Ina said "More dogs". You heard her

>>29722254
You sure about that? Youtube revealed a normal looking girl last time it decided to disclose roommate info

>>29722480
BISEXUAL MASTER RACE

>>29722355
The girls and the way they interact are much more interesting to me. It's much more dramatic.

Yesmen BTFO

Well so I wasn’t the only one who noticed the marshmallow being open early. Rip my question.

>>29722285
Not a single holo commented on the video.

>>29722355
Nijiniggers tried to spin their call center support staff as "Nijisanji EN". Hard pass.

DID I HEAR A MOTHERFUCKING UMU?!?

>honest feedback
b-but that's us!

>>29722487
A
FUCKING
LEAF

AME HATES YOU FUCKS, SHE JUST WANTS YOUR MONEY.

I have one peesa kit kat

and now I have... another peesa kit kat

neet... the vacuum.. onegai

>>29722482
>>29722487
HiKiaraImdying.jpg

This fake Ame is disgusting.

>>29722482
money goes to runner's choice

>>29722446
The exchange rates are just a guideline, they charge you in JPY anyways, so you'd have to do a currency conversion regardless.

>Tyrone's vacuuming

Ina's stream...

Ame grapsing straws to find things to like about her teamates

that's a good answer

Does she hate Teamates?

Criticismchads rise up

Amelia confirmed for liking schizos

>>29722487
>im literally dying but thanks for the streams ame-leaf

>Badge on the members page
>No badge in chat
What did Youtube mean by this?

>>29722082
I'd like to see Mori do another, since we didn't know her that well at the time and there's a few things I'd like to ask that are a bit too long or serious for normal chat and I even if I akasuper she's way behind on those and will probably rush through them. Maybe a members stream would be fine but we're behind on those and I expect her to be tired.

SHE CANNOT EVEN THINK OF A GOOD ANSWER LOL

>>29722487
Ironic weebs abusing words beyond their actual meaning deserve torture. Death is a blessing for these sub-humans.

>>29722299
Graduation tomorrow.

>appreciates multi-faceted personalities
we did it schizobros!

Amelia your meds...

>peesa posting is making a comeback
Teamates have been returning to September level shit, I quite like it

n***... don't do it during her streams

>>29722505
Pizza dad is cuter than usual

Top quality content from Ame

>>29722432
Why would you know any Nijitubers? Maybe if they put some effort in their EN division, but as it stands it'd be weirder for you to know them.
We'd probably end up merging /hlgg/ and /nijiEN/ when those fuckers get their shit together.

"Homo Sapiens"

There we go

>>29722487
Why is Canada like this?

Sorry about the noise, its me and the boys outside.

is she being burglarized by vacuum cleaners

Why is she making motor vehicle noises

schizoChads i kneel...

>There are no noises except to her

>>29722468
>>29722507
>There are people so new they don't know about Fatsuri
Please go.

>>29722355
I don't care about Idol culture, I just think Hololive has more talented streamers. Also they get more translated clips

I'm gonna Akasupa my wife Amelia Watson and there's nothing you can say to stop me!

>>29722152

>>29722536
i got that from what she said too

based boomer mowing the lawn while ame tries to stream

That was a nice answer

>>29722543
never taking meds again

>>29722487
Schizo traitors, that money must go to the KFP funds

you just know

>>29722487
amelia is better than acknowledging this filthy leaf

>>29722299
I feel so bad for Fubuki. She deserves more love, she's literally perfect. Her eigo has been improving recently too

>>29722534
She tolerates Teammates.

>>29722552
niggers get the rope

Just woke up, what's the narrative?

>>29722355
BEGONE SHILL

>>29722554
How fucking fast are you motherfuckers

>>29722555
we can die without going bankrupt

Do you really believe she hates us?

>>29722554
fucking based, gotta keep ame's yard clean

>>29722355
I'm an idolfag and hate males in my collabs.

Amelia, please don't feed Bubba chocolate chip cookies...

Uhh I think Amelia may be in my neighborhood. I can hear those construction noises outside right now too.

I’m in California

>>29722487
der ewiger leaf

>>29722355
Nijisanji is for faggots

What the fuck is wrong with Amelia?

She could have said sharks...

You just know

>>29722299
A FUCKING SALARYMAN
PLAYING APEX

>>29722554
Fucking kek

>>29722487
I mean the dudes literally gonna die, give him a little slack.

>>29722275
Theres no way Roberu and Pizza dad have a girlfriend with their lifestyles. Maybe in the past but not now

>>29722575
She'll always be my friend

>>29722592
Everything

>>29722592
It's a long list

WHY ARE YOU FAGS ASKING HER GOOGLE QUESTIONS

>>29722592
she's very dumb and cute!

>>29722382
I was winning until someone posted about the clown crying ASMR. No regrets

Amelia noises being broadcast by an unknown numbers station in the middle of nowhere!

https://streamable.com/zxf91i

>>29722580
Amelia doesn't actually like her fans, just tolerates them for the money.

>>29722482
>>29722487
Tell them in chat to fuck off or something, maybe shame them
so they can SC to my oshi instead

>OGEY next question
waachama...your breach containment reps...

>viz

>viz

>>29722588
Yeah in a state of 40 million and 15 million illegals that's the ONLY place construction is happening

>>29722610
CUUUUTE

>legally

>>29722588
go out and start shouting her name anon

>complaining about someone leaf blowing
>there's someone leaf blowing in my neighborhood right now
Bros?!

>>29722355
nijis are fucking boring and generic

Oyasumi Punpun readalong when?

Numberbros.. at this rate Gura won't reach 3 million first..

>>29722592
her family was cursed by a witch

>>29722584
Ame gives us as that rebellious son, we're little shits but she still cares about us

>>29722588
Get to knocking on doors then.

>>29722352
>Maradonna is fucking dead
This is a good thing. Hopefully all other boomer leeches can die as well.

>>29722159
Atahuta(artist) made a poll asking about time zones to the HoloEN community, we might have a new artwork of his soon. Also, the last Ina pic was nice.

>Bookwalker
The podcast reps paid off, I see

These questions are GAY

>>29722299
Forget Kiara's number, what the actual fuck is up with Fubuki? She has double chicken's subs. What's the deal?

>>29722592
hole in head let thoughts get out

>>29722355
Didn't Nijis try to get each other to graduate over a fucking accent a while ago? I don't dig that sort of behavior, the only Niji I keep an eye on is Hana, and that's mostly because her dad is neat

>Legally
DU

>>29722588
start shouting OGEEEEY if true

>>29722618
>narrative
thats the truth though

Pizza dad just told me it doesn't matter that my dick is small, it'll have the same effect

Bye nerds, I'm off to fuck someone or something

Rowing with Ame on the lake...

>>29722169
Xina
Inax
Naix
Xain
Xani
Xina
Axin
Nixa
Xian

They all sound great.

>>29722618
it's not a narrative when it's true

>>29722631
Go, anon, fulfill your dreams.