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>>28986626
She'll never be like us. She's new money.

>>28986626
No

>>28986626
Not really.
Her sister's pretty cool, though.

>>28986702
Joon isn't new money or old money, she is simply Money.

>>28986626
Fist fighter, hugely confident, saved the world etc

Very cool

>>28986626
yeah, I like her a lot

>>28986626
I want her to use me for my money!

>>28988595
she wants to use you for your money too, anon! what a great match

>>28986626
Joon > Shit'on

Very cute and small and cool and rich. I like her a lot.

I love her and I wish she was more popular

joon? isn't a korean name?

>>28991983
Her name is pronounced "Joh-on", which is why it's often written as Jo'on.

>>28989820
I LOVE YOU JOON

she's a vapid bitch

i love john

>>28986626
No, Joon is hot

>>28986626
The prostinuhu

She's actually my favourite Touhou!

>>28986626
does she likes city pop?
this is important

>>28986626
I guess.
I'll have to replay her game since I don't remember much of the dialogue.
Either way, throwing bills makes anyone special that otherwise wouldn't be.

>>29023733
you'll only believe this if all you know of her are dumb plebbit memes, so pls go away

She reminds me too much of 3DPD women.

Yorigamincest much?

>>29099625
Why do Reimu and Shion looks so similar? Is Reimu the third, forgotten sister?

>>29124646
No, it's just the style.

>>29098065
For what it's worth, she likes to dance

>>29101365
That's what I like about her.
She's the 2hu for 3d simps.

I wish Joon would beat me up!

>>29163039
I want to pay Joon to give me a lapdance.

>>29174784
>>29175852
I want to pay Jo'on to beat my dick up!

>>29163039
>she likes to dance
Well that makes two.
...Jo'on and Iku of course,

>>29175797
>>29040038
>>28987646
What's the point of drawing a character if you're not actually going to draw that character?

>>29175852
>>29179153
I won't be paying Jo'on to do anything!

>>28986626
Findomhu

>>29281023
...she doms you with Finland?

>>29281862
she doms you in the way a finn would
prepare for a brutal sauna experience

>>29283816
Sauna with Joon!?
SIGN ME UP

>>29274014
pay up you miser

>>29286445
she'll whip you with a birch branch the whole way through and it'll be extremely hot

>>28986626
Yes. I can't believe she's not more popular.

>>29289988
No, I don't think I will.

>>29306407
There's more who can't stand her than stand with her.
Shion is mostly pity points or bandwagoning from the Tenshi stuff.

I want to wander around the Human Village during Jo'on's hours and manage to scam her out of her own illegitimately earned money.

I want to be Jo'on's sugar daddy! I want to run out of money and have her drop me like hot garbage the moment I have nothing left to give!

>>29043053

that part of the appeal

>>29537361
Most of the appeal, to be honest.

>>29538889
You're forgetting her lewd and sexy body.

>>29580849
Shut up and take my money!

>>29580849
Her lewd loli body, her bratty loli personality, being able to just buy sex from her... I'd let her nickel-and-dime me to bankrupcy with bullshit extra charges no questions asked!

>>28986626
I love her!

Shut the fuck up and stay out of our threads 2hu abbos

>>29591353
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>>29583992
That kind of thinking is going to get you hit with a bunch of hidden fees anon.

Yes

>>29613737
Child support.

>>29613737
That's the point, anon. I'll gladly pay extra for every hug, kiss and thrust. The base price is just for putting my penis inside her, after all!

>>29623056
I'd love to pay for all her childrearing costs even if we had our child via artificial insemination.

>>29633436
I don't get it.

>>29635729
Me neither, I have no idea. Joon is strange.

>>29633436
Err... I dunno, salty? From the sweat, I guess. I don't think raw human skin/lips tastes of anything.

>>29637657
I mean, who knows at this point. Is she a youkai? Why would she ask something like that?

>>29658488
She is a goddess...

>>29306407
People actually dislike her cause she doesn't look like a 2hu

>>29665850
since when?

>>29633436
You translation?

>>29707602
Your*

>>29665850
That didn't stop people from liking Clappy or Hecatia

>>29707843
I like both Heca and Jo'on for very similar reasons.

>>29707643
yea

>>29712887
Cool. I like Fusu's stuff.

Byakuren is taking good care of our girl

>>29712968
It's cool that he's putting out stuff daily, hope that goes for a while.
Something else:
>"C'mon, I've already told you to be still. You can't win with brute force anyhow."
>"...Hah? Isn't it obvious we're doing that thing a man and a woman under the same roof do?"
>"...Well then, if I had buy you for a night, how much?"
>"I'd spend ¥100,000 or even ¥1,000,000 since... for tonight... O-only I would be yours..."
>They had lots of sex afterwards.

>>29719236
>that thing a man and a woman under the same roof do

>>29721086
Tell ghost stories.

>>29718072
Man I disliked how Joon was changing her personality in her ending thanks to Byakuren but suddenly went back to being herlsef because lol status quo.

>>29760662
She didn't go back to being herself though, not entirely.

As is said through the story and through Doremy's comments on her, she's just divided. Simple life and ease sounds nice to her, but she also enjoys wealth and being exploitative. She's just not 100% in either direction.

>>29760662
>>29769253
She have to. Her whole existence as a goddess is to make people spend, making people lose money.
If she don’t do that then what is her purpose? Might as well disappear. While goddesses like Kanako and Suwako are stronger in Gensokyo, Joon and Shion would be even stronger in the Outside World.

>>29769253
I think Doremy comment kinda confirm that deep down inside Joon actually wanted a normal life where she don’t have to steal. But then she’s THE goddess of pestilence, that stuffs is just her whole reason of existing ya know

Yes.

>>29771297
>But then she’s THE goddess of pestilence
She's a goddess type, there are others presumably. Same as her sister.

Does she like anal?

>>29775022
Stop.

Nothing wrong with some intimate kinky sex with the girl you love

>>29775022
Stop.

>>29776163
How much for some pronebone?

>>29040038
>Hey daddy~
>I want some spending money~
holey moley

>>29771244
Doesn't Kanako keep trying to change what she's the goddess of?

>>29192051
cute!

>>29192051
I'd buy real jewelry for my Jo'on fumo to wear

>>29796096
Not yet tho. A goddess cannot change her whole identity at will
I heard she's trying to become a sale goddess or something, that would make her the complete opposite of Joon

>>29776672
Zero.

>>29840933
I can pronebone Joon for free!? That's awesome! Lay down, my love, let's get started~

>>29842136
No, my man. She lied about being it free. You'd fell for her trap.

>>29842136
The pronebone is free, but not the misc. charges. That's where she gets ya, and now your life savings is hers.

RIP

https://e-hentai.org/g/1620494/49f29fa54c/
Bros im digging these doujins about Joon's past. Especially those where she found a guy she love but the bf died.
There's like 2 doujin like that but I only found the source for this one

>>29842136
Pronebone is free, but each thrust, breathing on her, laying on her, orgasming, pulling out, etc. cost extra.

>>29859590
>Pronebone is free, but each thrust, breathing on her, laying on her, orgasming, pulling out, etc. cost extra.
Just shove it in at the last minute. There. You're paying for one hip grab, insertion and thrust.

>>29886631
One hip grab, insertion, thrust, ejaculation, pulling out, premature ejaculation surcharge, masturbation surcharge...
You really can't win with this girl. Just resign yourself to losing all your money and surrender to the ecstacy of her perfect body!

>>29903675
>Just resign yourself to losing all your money and surrender to the ecstacy of her perfect body!
>her perfect body!
Hello Jo'on. I hope you know that there are better girls out there, with better figures and volume.
>sample

>>29928110
Such as?

>>29929918
>Such as
Yeah no, I'm not falling for that one.
You ask for names and then they mysteriously disappear.

>>29942268

>>28986626
Reimu won.

Jo'on's thighs~

>>29976628
Too expensive... :(

>>29842136
>I can pronebone Joon for free!?
How the fuck did I miss that deal?

>>29976420
God, imagine being paid by Joon for food...

>>29976628

>>29719236
>>"...Hah? Isn't it obvious we're doing that thing a man and a woman under the same roof do?"
Do nothing and watch television all day?
You lost me.

>>30110492
Watching TV ads for really expensive things with Joon!

>>30110492
Obviously she means building lego sets, dude.

>>30120052
You buy, she builds, dude.

>>30120052
I can't believe I share a common interest with Jo'on!
>>30114328
I'm not staying up until 3 in the morning to watch those jewelry ads dude. That stuff is like 20 grand for a thin necklace.

>>30142849
>That stuff is like 20 grand for a thin necklace.
Oh no, she's starting to get excited!

>>30143354
You don't make money by losing money Jo'on! That stuff is devalued the moment you buy it!

>>29976628
She’s thick

>>28986702
>She's new money.
Remilia is old money, what's new money? Call me a dumbass but I never heard the opposite until now.

>>30278604
New money is like the guy in the 90s who made 50 million on a hit rap song and bought 75 cars and spent $15,000 a night at the club and by 2004 was bankrupt and arrested for not paying babbi mami child support. During the 90s he was a "New Money" accident waiting to happen. Think Brewster's Millions.

Joon is a brat!

>>28986626
>Jew'on

>>30312271
Jo'on's khazar milkers!

>>30280077
huh.
I guess now it would be dumb money since Old and New passed.
Those who squandered their wealth.

>>29776161
>love
I don't even like Jo'on that way.

>>30373948
Do you only like John for her loli body?

>>30374143
>John
who is that?
>her
uh
>loli
You mentioned a dude. Dudes can't be lolis.

>>30394865
Dumb nuegirl

>>30374143
I like her for her delicious loli body and her trashiness. It tickles my hooker fetish.

>>30415227
My wife Joon is not hooker.

>>30415227
Are you blind? Joon is the farthest hu from being trashy. Maybe you meant her sister.

>>30422333
It doesn't get more trashy than this tasteless nouveau riche shit.You can really tell she made her fortune selling her body.

>>30437765
She didn't.
Stop.

I wonder how Joon's sweat tastes

>>30457364
Salt.

>>30437765
She doesn't need to, she is rich just by existing because people believe she take all of their money and is the reason why they spend money of dumb shits. And even if she don't, she can always take money from some rich dude

>>30461423
>is the reason why they spend money of dumb shits
Jo'on might actually be the most powerful God in the present day, from the immense amount of faith she gathers from the billions of dumb consumers throwing away their money on useless shit.

This further supports the theory that Gensokyo's 'present time' must be some time in the past.

>>30470608
Anon, we know 2hu happens concurrently with the real world

>>30470843
>Anon, we know 2hu happens concurrently with the real world
Taking refuge in Gensokyo

>>30470608
She was born because of that lol, it make people feel better when they have someone to blame for their dumb fiancial decisions (Hence why she's a goddess and not a youkai).
She's a pretty young goddess, if I remember it right, she was based on the economic bubble in the 80s in Japan.

>>30516936
There's nothing official about her age or origin. It is possible that she's from the Outside World with the amount of things she has from there, and possible she's a child of the 80s, but it's all speculation

>>30470843
we don't 'know' such a thing

Is it realistically possible to hit on Joon or will she just drain my wallet and tell me to fuck off?

>>30536628
Yes we do, consistently years pass the same and real world events are referenced as they come

I want to propose to Jo'on!
I want her to say she accepts!
I want her to take my ring to the nearest pawnshop and trade it in for cash!
Jo'on!

>>30544318
Yes. Draining wallet is just her ability that she can control, if she don't want to make you spend, you would be fine

>>30562739
So what you're saying is, she's the embodiment of inducing impulsive spending in people? How far from her must you be to remain safe?

>>30573396
She tends to possess people secretly, kind of like a ghost or something

>>30575887
Joon possessing you and then fapping!

>>30577954
Jo'on possessing you and then buying sex from Shion!

>>30573396
You don't need to, if she don't want you to spend then you won't

>>30622015
AAAAAA
I WANT TO MARRY JOON SO BAD

>>30622334
Would she be a good wife?

>>30652738
Honestly, probably. She's a good girl at heart and cares a lot.

>>30653493
You know she look like she would unironically nagging you for your poor spending habit even tho she is the goddess of that.

>>30652738
She'd probably be an useless layout who does the minimum expected of a wife, but also sometimes brings in bags full of cash.
And that's the way I want it.

>>30652738
She'd probably be a layabout who does the minimum expected of a wife, but also sometimes brings in bags full of cash.
And that's the way I want it.

>>30652738
Deep down Joon does desire a simple life, so she would probably be fine. She can even be the breadwinner.

What kind of perfume does Joon use?

>>30661906
>layabout
>minimum expected of a wife
>sometimes brings in bags full of cash

Congratulations, you are married to a lazy camwhore.

>>30694515
The 90s

>>30701388
>married to a lazy camwhore
This is my dream...

>>30701388
God, imagine Joon playing Cyberpunk 2077 while you suck her clit off-camera...

Why is Joon so gay for her sister? She's a smelly hobo. And also her sister!

>>30757223
>autosage
but why though

>>30757223
Why do you think they come together in the first place? Surely gods don’t have parents, they just popped out from people imagination so they can’t be blood related.
Both of them probably met each other one day and interested in each other enough to become sister

>>30762560
My own headcanon is that they used to not be gods, but humans. Adds up for me with their very "outsider" aesthetic and style. Humans can become gods.

>>30622334
yeah, good luck with that.

>>30777524
I always wondered what kind of life they lived in the Outside World that Joon - a goddess, have to learn how to fight

>>30784284
Knowing how to fight is almost mandatory when you consider she punches you as if she's wearing brass knuckles. Or knuckle dusters, whichever you prefer.

>>30653493
>>30662048
Really? Is that true?

>>30814593
It’s canon and Doremy confirmed it after looking into both Joon and Shion dreams.
Shion want to keep leeching off people and Joon just want to take it easy

>>30827203
I love Joon even more now!

>>30757223
YORIGAMINCEST IS WINCEST

>>30814593
Yes, Doremy confirms it after looking into Joons psyche. Her joining the Myouren Temple wasn't just for show. But her desire to have a simple life is at odds with her nature as the plague god.

>>30848290
Jo'on and Shion have a pretty interesting dynamic when you think about the events of the game, their natures, and how they both deal with (relatively) the same issue. Jo'on puts on a lot of pomp and circumstance, and is kind of an ass, but it's hinted at several times that she isn't really as bad as she seems on the surface and is largely just following her nature as a pestilence god. Whereas Shion looks much more pitiable in her drab attire and puppydog demeanor, it's likewise subtly hinted at that her actions are driven by illicit malintent.

By the end of the game, Shion bails on Jo'on to be with Tenshi because her lesbo angel powers cancel out Shion's. The easy route. Jo'on on the other hand actually makes the effort to train at the Temple, granted she eventually flakes on that, they did knock enough sense into her to not mindlessly steal from just everyone.

>>28986626
hell yeah

>>30849126
I always appreciated that aspect of their characters.
If it had been anyone else, the poor pitiable girl who engages in really bad behavior would have been revealed to have a heart of gold all along (look at the poorfag! she just wants something to eat! boohoo!), while Joon would get trampled on for being a bad person and a gold digger and stuff.

But not ZUN. He turned it right around.

>>30852384
Yeah, it's actually pretty tragic when you think about it. For whatever her word is worth Yukari says they're the most hated people in all of Gensokyo. Up to the end of AoCF they only really had each other to rely on because of how their powers work. So when you consider that Shion left Jo'on to tag along with Tenshi, that pretty much leaves Jo'on all alone. Now you could argue that since Shion made friends like Reimu (sort of, she crashed at the shrine for a while anyways) and Tenshi, Jo'on should be able to too. But the difference is a character like Shion is inherently able to forge relationships simply because she's a pitiable character - she's poor, she brings poverty to everybody, but she's also meek and submissive and wears nothing but tatters and carries a little plush cat with her.

Jo'on on the other hand is loud, dishonest, ornery, wears extravagant clothing and jewelry, and practically might as well be robbing people because of her powers, it's unlikely she'll ever actually manage to make friends (or a friend) like Shion can, Buddhists nonwithstanding since she both burned them and was only a student anyways. All the more when you consider she only truly wants to live modestly - while Shion dreams only of indulging in luxuries to her heart's content. It's really an interesting and, somewhat sad, contrast when you really think about the two despite none of this being overtly stated other than small little bits from the game. A minor tangent but I always thought these two had a great contrast.

To really drive the point home just look back to Shion's huge popularity back when AoCF came out, she was by far the favorite. Jo'on's had a better withstanding popularity though.

>>30849126
>>30857205

I honestly never knew that Shion is actually malicious, that's interesting to know.

>>30870140
Not straight up malicious, it's just she only want things for herself since she never have anything, she's wanted to feel the joy of victory by leeching off other people. Granted she can't win anything by herself since misfortune affect her but she know it also affect the person she following too yet she still do it

>>30857205
People naturally desire what they don't have, Shion want everything cause she never have anything, Joon on the other hand already have everything so she just want to take it easy. Being in Myouren help Joon realize that it's possible for her to live a normal life since even an exiled like Byakuren still managed to become a respectable monk of a temple, even if she's only popular with youkai

>>30849126
Speaking of dynamic, in the game, Joon have an attack where she launch Shion at the enemy like a cannonball and when Shion hit the enemy, she will curse them. It was fun to see, you gotta trust your sister a lot to let her throw you like that

Joon is weird

>>30870594
How?

>>30870140
Well she's a goddess of misfortune, the people who believe she exist of course will think of her as malicious.

>>30857205
>Jo'on's had a better withstanding popularity though.
Name 1 other 2hu who got a whole brand of beverage associated with her and got a whole fanmade magazine dedicated to her and that beverage

>>30870813
Buh?

>>30870813
>>30870883

>>30880171

>>28986626
No, she's poor.

>>30849126
>subtly hinted at that her actions are driven by illicit malintent
I should say that at least according to ZUN she has no actual ill intent. I think he might be off on that but it's what he said. If I am to take him at his word though I guess he means that she does "want to do bad things" but her shitty circumstances and the fact that it's basically necessary for her to continue to exist wipe out the idea of "ill will"

>>30870488
Joon doesn't quite have "everything". It's said, and is true, that Joon is all show. She may get what she wants, but she keeps nothing. It's why in most fanart and comics you see the two of them living in a rundown home: canonically Joon never actually has enough money to get buy and is ALSO a poorfag. The circumstances are different, though. Sort of by choice, sort of by nature, Joon is poor because she constantly spends money or LITERALLY burns it away impulsively, while Shion just can't ever have it period. The result is the same at any rate.

>>30927152
>get buy
get by* obviously

>>30927152
Damn that suck, I feel bad for them.

She got it all. Cash, Money, and Fame.

I love Jo'on so I put her in my Trpg setting! One of my players is unknowingly a worshiper of her!

>>30917923
that's not true, apologize

>>30938386
I wish I could worship Joon...

>>30989702
You worship her every time you buy something expensive that you can't really afford.

>>30814593
Yes.

I am interested in Joon’s life before Gensokyo (Or Young Joon). What she did, where she was, how old was she, etc, stuffs like that

>>30870813
>Name 1 other 2hu who got a whole brand of beverage associated with her
more on this?

>>31070977
strong zero 女苑

google it

It's actually her first suggested result now

>>31072478

>>31072478
Does this mean Jo'on is the lonely OL 2hu?

>>31073750
I don't know if she's old enough for that.

She's definitely the most stylish.

>>31093733
I wish I could go back in time to fuck bubble era sluts...

>>31072478
>>31072505
>>31070977
She just have a big fanmade collab magazine about her and Strong Zero recently. If I remember it right, 33 artists participated, maybe more.
But it show Joon has been getting more and more popular without anyone knowing

>>31073750
>>31093733
>>31094403
"Strong zero is a cheep alcoholic beverage. Joon's character design is based on the bodycon gyaru from Juliana's Tokyo. These gyaru were often worker women (sometimes christmas cakes) who needed extra money or just wanted to have a night of fun. They're associated with partying and alcohol. That's why the Strong Zero (cheap alcoholic beverage) thing is associated with Joon"
>Bodycon gyaru
>Christmas cake
This here is a Christmas cake

My wife Joon is not a cake.

>>31096743
Apparently in all of the doujins where she got a bf, her bf all died before their relationship going anywhere so there’s a high chance she is really a cake

>>31097047
sad

Not on my watch

High maintenance

>>31097047
>there's a high chance she is a cake
rip.

>>28986626

I wish people would stop drawing Joon with big honkers.
I mean seriously, look at her sprites and her official artwork. She's either very modest or outright flat.

>autosage
Well that's just not fair, is it?

>>31113545
The entire board has been that way for months now.

>>28986626

>>31113503
Well, look at Yukari.
She was flat in SWR, yet she has honker just about anywhere you look for reference.

>>31113503
Life is cruel.

>>31117941
She still smiles, so there's that to consider. She might be small, but she's strong and fun in her own ways.

>>31113503
Because people add tits into everything. Joon is an "Ohohohoho" ojou-sama type of character (Atleast the fan think so) so adding tits to her is even more common since people cannot draw ojou-sama without tits

>>31100988
There was one doujin where Joon's bf died of cancer but then it was revealed that it's Shion who killed him behind the scene (Even if the dude spend his entire fortune just to be able to be close to Joon everyday)