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>"dude" is twitch lingook ESL-kun
Ina...
>>29716150Gura - Streams in pajamasMori - Streams in men's shorts and a baggy t-shirtKiara - Streams while wearing cosplayAmelia - Streams in shorts and a tank topIna - Streams nude but wrapped in a blanket
Avocado !!
Do you think Haachama lurks in these threads?
Koopa...
Gura's gills...
COLLAB
700k subs30M viewsMV sooneven with all the scuff I do love our boy
>>29716092Now I want to see a Homostar based on John Rico.
do your shark reps anon
If you are here Mori, do not do a gorilla stream right now.
>>29716160Innie...
gura palta
>>29716137playing somafappingnot at the same time mind you
>>29716177What the fuck are shark reps?
>>29716173Gura decline imminent. Even Korone is getting more subs than her lately
Ok Delutakings can you Send me her new cover please
>>29716150Cat Gura is so cute
>>29716160Inept...
I want to tongue Guras bellybutton
Hey Teamates, you're gonna send her a marshmallow asking why she's cuter than usual today, right?
>>29716160inverted nipple...
>>29716162God I wish I was in that blanket too.
>>29716150Gura cute!
>>29716069I mean, voices don't change much and Haachama doesn't look any younger then the rest of the 2d avatars. In fact, she's stacked enough that she's less loli then quite a few of them. I'd be more worried that you went on about how much you want to mating press someone with clear brain damage.
>>29716157>people still denying gura is a twitch thotHow many more twitch emotes does she need to spout to convince you
>>29715980>The reason why the anitubers wanted a holo on the podcast is get a few inside details on how a funtioning agency actuallly worksthings_cover_should_do_for_its_talents.txt
>>29716173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubYYFC6X9VI celebration stream would be nice but feels too early after 666k so let's just have a music party
AAWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOWEREWOLVES OF TOKYO
>>29716204Did she confirm or deny this narrative yet?
>>29716195no problem, gura has all the fans she'll ever need.
>>29716195go back to your paralell universe
>>29716190Based
>>29716195cope
I love Gura but I hate ""chumbuds""
Guys is it true that Kiara has feathered pubes?
>>29716213hahaha seething whore
>>29716160Ina Potent
I wasn't here since yesterday, what did I miss?
I got to the same chapter as Ame in LA Noire. Is it better to play it myself before she streams it or nah?
>>29716215THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan>Not make them dance around and shill instant curry>Have moderators for the Chat to stop rule breaking>Helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested>Letting everyone in HoloCN keep their models and otther stuff>Write down interviewee's answers so Kiara don't forget what was said while translatingTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people>Harass and stalk them>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao>Make them dance around to shill instant curry>Not have moderators for the Chat because who need to follow rules>Not helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested>Taking away the models from everyone in HoloCN for no reason>Not write down interviewee's answers so Kiara don't forget what was said while translating all while needing to do everything by herself
>>29716212what do you think are his chances with people without brain damage?
Please don't Towa post with Ina. Towa posting is Towa's only gimmick
Can somone post Amelia's The Fallen Idol screncap?
>>29716157yeah everyone says bro 4head
>>29716205No, I'm too lazy
>>29716132Kiara said that she perhaps have homos one day, but only after interviewing all girls.Does that sound like someone who cares about them? To me it sounds like she tells homofans off without being mean to them.
>>29716238Have you played it before? If not, play it first so she doesn't just give you the answers.
>>29716195What weird alternate universe are you from?
>a chumbud, a takobro, a KFP, a teamate and a deadbeat are in a room with a cake>light goes off for 1 minute>cake is no morecan /hlgg/ solve this mystery?
Why is hlg here now? Noel and Flare are streaming, oh wait they have to wait for the clips.
https://twitter.com/shinmei_AKAFUJI/status/1329328437366951936?s=20 Rice game is collabing with Rice. Rice is inclining
>>29716238Duh, it's a fucking detective game
>>29716029Who cares about that, the question on everyone's lips is 'Does she have a cloaca?'
>>29716167This is a boomer site, anon. Kids noways have their own shit. She is probably in Tik Tok or something. Now Coco...
>>29716239based and oldfagpilled
>>29716205Yes I will! I love this cute detective!
>>29716220I, as her boyfriend, can tell you that they are not inverted.
>>29716195>declineuh huh
>>29716212
>>29716231join finzone
>>29716238Do you want to enjoy the game yourself, or laugh harder when the next unexpected yab pops up?
>>29716220Assuming the leaked pics are real it is false
>Ame is open to holostars collab but seems wary about it because she doesn't want to upset her audience>Ame doesn't want to stream otomege and think her audience would like to see her playing galge insteadmy rrat:I think this will be the long lasting effect of the event that I prefer not to name it. She's now fully committed to hololive and playing (not-seiso) idol like gen3. She's Kiara's ally in this regards.
>>29716173She is working hard to help her friend out. I wish she would learn to assess how much she can do in a given amount of time better, but I can't be mad.
>>29716205No because I'm not a teamate technically but I still asked her
>Kiara and Ina have both fallen for the rice meme>Mori wants toWill Gura or Ame fall next?
>>29716257This is true
>>29716205Sent something else, but I was surprised to get メッセージをおくりました!Haven't sent marshmallows before, and does it get all the spydata it wants when you use it while logged in on twitter? You don't have to log in to marshmallow itself?
>>29716255Ooh ooh oohYou cut the cake into 4 quarters and put it back together to make a hole!
>>29716213Lol this is the new thing people are complaining about? Yes she has a twitch past but she isn't actively promoting the culture. Just because she says a couple of common emotes out loud doesn't mean anything.
I love Gura!
Who is Rrat? Why are they ogey?
>>29716260Wish my lips were on that cloaca...
>>29716236Amelia is cuter than usual today
>>29716195Gura just needs to actually put in the hours and fucking stream instead of doing the absolute bare minimum.>logs on once a day for 5 minutes for her mandatory twitter fan art liking spree>meets the stream quota for the week then ceases to exist until the next week begins
>>29716173Gura will soon have a million more subcscribers than Kiara. How will this affect their relationship?
>>29716231
>>29716255Chumbud and Teamate decide to to share the cake, KFP and deadbeat are flirting. Meanwhile the takobro steals the cake.
>>29716261If Coco came here, she would call out the reddit memes as shit.
Gura's streams are a perfect example of post irony
Avocadobro were are you?
>>29716241Inapi...
>>29716249Everyone here thinks of Kiara as a SJW but in truth she is the most rabid idolfag in all of Hololive, She is probably Ayame posting with a Chilean VPN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxwpaapdUV8
>>29716294I'd love to see Amelia play it because I know she'd be just as bad as chicken and complain so much.
>>29716310Gura already called Kiara a bitch in her last minecraft stream
>>29716255it can't be a takobro since they dont existit can't be a teamate since they're too busy shitting up Ame's chatit can't be KFP, they're too busy doing work for Kiarait can't be the deadbeat since they're on a dateit can only be the chumbud cause they're a child
>>29716296>メッセージをおくりました!Doesn't that just mean that your message was sent?
>>29716255Not sure how, but I can confidently say this is all Mori's fault.
>>29716195this_is_bait.mp4
>>29716301Same
>>29716217Pog Peko!
>"Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Kiara. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Hololive itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as virtual youtubers."Man what happened in that Overcooked collab for Haachama to off like this?
>>29716249I think it's more she's a numberfag to the bone, so she'd rather help the girls who've got more overseas fans connect or make new ones instead of the Homostars who've got less subs combined then the lowest JP Holos.
Has anything new happened lately with Kagura Mea? Will she still perform in the concert on Bilibili? Would she lose her Chinese fans if she ever talks to Aqua publicly again?
>>29716323A stinky bitch, to be exact
>Well done like I like my steaks!Wtf, unsubscribed
>>29716257I can't speak japanese, but I'm trying very hard to learn ok
>>29716299Then they put the hole on the wall and escape, brilliant work!
Been away for a while, I see Gura is playing Soma, did she get to the suit change yet?
>>29716205Don't need to ask
>>29716341timestamp?
>>29716195Reminds me of early Pekora doomposts in /vyt/
>>29716290she never thought she'll get where she is, so she's trying too do as much as she can before the high passesI understand the feeling, I had it often in new jobs and none approached the scaleshe'll get betterI hope
We are all R.RAT, in one way or another
>>29716255>a chumbud, a takobro, a KFP, a teamate and a deadbeat enter a bar> The bartender says: "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."
making puns constantly isn't a substitution for an actual personality
>>29716342I don't know, go ask /hgl/ where this question belongs.
>>29716326Exactly, was expecting it to prompt me to login or something, but it went painlessly.
>>29716205
>Just realised the last Gura stream I watched was the one where she started 5 projects and did none of themI'm too lazy to catch the lazy shark
>>29716307Dunno if it's on purpose or not but she's doing everything possible to kill her growth at this point.
Haachama's English is actually better than Kiara's lately
>何故そんなに処女にこだわる?>知ってるか?お前らの母ちゃん処女じゃないぜ?Do you care about virginity /hlgg/?
>>29716347whoever said it was based
>>29716195Exponential decline koroneposter? Is that you? Have you come back to us?
>>29716215I can't wait for vsh*jo to tank because they fucking took notes from Cover kek.
>>29716353no, she got to the virtual interrogation
>>29716363No
>>29716338>"While the Zionists try to make the rest of the World believe that the national consciousness of the Jew finds its satisfaction in the creation of a Palestinian state, the Jews again slyly dupe the dumb Goyim. It doesn't even enter their heads to build up a Jewish state in Palestine for the purpose of living there; all they want is a central organisation for their international world swindler, endowed with its own sovereign rights and removed from the intervention of other states: a haven for convicted scoundrels and a university for budding crooks.It is a sign of their rising confidence and sense of security that at a time when one section is still playing the German, French-man, or Englishman, the other with open effrontery comes out as the Jewish race."Seriously, what did Kiara mean by this? It's just a cooking game.
Do Holos have discord premium or are they using basic bitch free version? I heard the premium version has better sound quality which would be worth it for them, especially in big collabs.
>>29716348がんばれ
If Gura is only barely meeting the stream quota then we have 2 ENs and ~15 JPs who are about to get fired.
>>29716307in the past week, gura has delivered six (technically seven) streams for a total of 14 hours, 43 minutes. this is well above the bare minimum.
>>29716377Yes, if I ever find out Kiara isn't pure I'm going to unsub and unmember.
>>29716331kek
>Watching the haachama overcooked collab>Haachama explaining which characters they are controlling>Mori yells "I'm Green the color of money!"jew...
>>29716307sighsomeone please post the actual number of total streaming hours to btfo this faggot
>>29716369It makes you give it permissions to access your twitter account though, you might've done it before and forgot about it.
Are there more Gura screaming compilations like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAqzIzXV0cLonger ones and like no breaks or segues between her screams?
>>29716377jesus-kun...
>>29716342Wrong thread for the other person, but for Aqua, she's almost certainly gone from China forever. There's no chance any Holo will ever stream in China again, or with a streamer who broadcasts on a Chinese website. The new CN rules for the streaming market will kill them instantly.
>>29716241Tona...
>>29716314>Gura's streams are a perfectAgreed.
>>29716255>Deadbeats are older and more health conscious>Not fried fastfood garbage, so it can't be KFP>Takodachi don't like eating while drawfagging as it would make their fingers/tools sticky or slippery.>Gura audience is literal zoomers who will eat anything>Teammates are depressed losers who would welcome a cakeGurame is behind this.
>>29716393They most likely all have Nitro so that voice quality is better
Do you guys think Gura still collect those toys?
>>29716195Can you imagine how good Gura's streams would be if she only had 10k viewers?
I am RRatI am not Ogeyhere's my narrativeholoEN girls (besides kiara) dont act hardly at all and you are hearing 98% of the real person behind the avatarhave a nice day
>>29716307>>29716396
>>29716313She just gets told to lurk moar when she asks about our memes, anon, so she uses what she can.
Hmmmmm.
>>29716255It was Moona
>>29716395forgive them, Ame disturbed their sense of what's minimum because they never watched JPs
>>29716377Only about mine
>>29716195Korone actually needs two whole days now to reach 10k
>>29716395I would literally get fired from my part time job if I put in 14 hours a week
>>29716257Not /hlg/ but Flare doesn't interest me and Noel is just reading supas so I'm watching rlm
>>29716132>unless it's someone like FriendSo how much is she loathed again?
>>29716432this is hardly a narrative
>>29716255>it was the koopabro all along
>>29716429spongebob mac/donalds toys?yes
>>29716442i can't even think about how hard it would be to keep up if she streamed more.>>29716456you're actually brain dead if you think that time on stream is equal to hours worked.
>>29716338Based
>>29716407honestly, toss it on the 'SHE'S HERE' pilewhat other place calls her 'Money Mori' regularly?
>>29716307Go tell that to Mori and Ina.
>>29716377No because sex isn't real
>>29716377>he wasn't born in a lab
>>29716432Kiara's the only one close to her actual personality though.
>>29716362Imagine reaching a point in life where you have some many great (possibly once in a lifetime) opportunities to do what you love that you actually have to force yourself to start turning them down because it is simply too much to do.
>>29716456Hololive isn't a job, it's more like a hobby
Risu committed murder
>>29716255it's a teamate because teamates are winners and alpha-males
>>29716255Clearly it was the cake princess.
>>29716418How is she able to scream like this without waking up her neighbors?
>>29716290I wanna shitpost against Kiara's MV tomorrow just to check any if (you)s will read like Mori's writing style.Just like how she furiously defended Princess' MV on /jp/ before.
>>29716432I am ogey with this rrat if only because it makes me feel closer to them.
>>29716393Pretty sure Nitro was confirmed in the leak of Ame's discord.
>>29716289She's probably seen her YT analytics and it's like 88% male and 12% female.
>>29716342She already talked to aqua on a Tamaki stream
>I love mushrooms!-Calliope Mori
I sent Ame questions dealing with how she feels about people drawing so much cute shipping art of her and Gura What about you guys? I hope some of you sent amesame questions too
>>29716425>more health consciousI fucking wish. I mean, I know it's a bad choice but sweets are sweets.
___, ______ ____
>>29716362I think she also doesn't seem to be able to say no, I don't have a problem with her doing this for Kiara, but I feel like she's either too polite to say no, or doesn't value her own time enough to do so, like the haachama collab today, I got the distinct impression she was glad to be done with it once she'd appeased her own autism last week, but instead we get another one of her limited stream slots filled in with a game that's just not fun to watch and has already been beaten.
>>29716432Did you forget to post the Bizarro /hlgg/ image first?
Notice on Haachama's minecraft homepage, there is no EN server anymore
>>29716429Would be cute if she still does
>>29716456Go tell that to Ayame
>>29716519Ame's, _______ ____
Haachama's voice is so cute!
>>29716377Well we all wish for the ideal which is Jesus who had a virgin mother.
>>29716492We know, Risu.
>>29716477Yea, there's no way that our boy could actually be this much of an autistic sperg.....
>>29716504>she furiously defended Princess' MV on /jp/ beforeM-meds?
>>29716456All holos should graduate by your retarded logic then.
>>29716524not realms page
>>29716377>Do you care about virginity /hlgg/?The answer is long
>>29716456Hololive isn't a regular part time job. Why do wagecucks complain so much about their perception of other's effort?
>>29716519Gura, bend over
>>29716213Seethe, cope, dilate.
>>29716456You don't make your boss tens of thousands of dollars for each hour of your work though, wageslave.
>>29716274The almost is a very important part though.
>>29716524Fuck, I didn't want to believe it but the Gura bullied her narrative is true, isn't it?
>>29716524:( I am sad. I loved her EN minecraft streams
>>29716162Bullshit. Both Ame and Gura stream in tops only. There's no way to generate such beautiful thigh slapping sounds through fabric. At most Gura is wearing short shorts.
Haven't had to use the oven in a while.Cleaned it today so it's ready for thanksgiving pizza dinner with Ame.
>>29716377>知ってるか?お前らの母ちゃん処女じゃないぜ?Who the fuck would ever ask their mother if they've had sex? Why would you even know?>"Oh, hey mom, quick question, have you ever fucked before?"Is this a thing in Japan? Do they ask their parents about if they ever had sex? That's fucking crazy.
>>29716477thats bullshit becauseame called my mom and my dad and my dog a ho a long time ago
>>29716524Retard
>>29716427>>29716508Do we have actual confirmation though? Knowing how cheap Cover is, I wouldn't be surprised if they were still using basic bitch Discord, in which case it's something I'd add to the list.
>>29716456>implying that stream time is the only work holos do
>>29716476>>29716377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9q1uEGKMGk
https://youtu.be/C81s4SkirUU?t=1048Did you enjoy Polka pretending to be a dentist /hlgg/?
>>29716150Don't worry bros, when I join Holostars I will be sure to ignore your oshi unless she addresses me and I will be sure to stream all of your favorite games. You're coming to my Fallout New Vegas stream, right bros? We'll play whatever you want to play.
>>29716575I mean it's only 10 bucks a month
Fubuki makes those short meme videos and those helped carry her with casual eops to 1m subs. If gura did the same short videos would it also give her boosts since short meme content tends to not filter true adhd normies who cant into streams.
>>29716575Check the image yourself, anon. It's in the archives and I don't give a fuck.
GURA AND AME ARE HORNIER THAN USUAL.
>>29716543I saw it before in the archives. I forgot the keywords but some anon was shitting on fake type's MV before Mori debut after OP(Mori) kept shilling a song.
>>29716524nice clip watcherkek
>>29716362She probably will. I mean, she already reminded herself that she needs to manage her time better if she wants to do all the things she wants to at the beginning of the month. Yet she still got herself into this situation. You can only burn yourself so many times before you learn your lesson. If not in a smart way then on subconscious level.She may talk the talk about how she wants to be a jack of all trades and doesn't really care about being very good at anything, but her getting really tilted whenever she delivers subpar results tells a different story. That LL "collab" with Ina was just painful to watch. I imagine she must be distressed about this whole shitshow herself.
>>29716524do you think the managers kicked her out?
>>29716599It's a very believable naive rrat that Mori gets caught up in shitposting, I don't think she's that sharp
>>29716575Even if they have Nitro they need to actually use the server boosts to improve audio quality, and they're all split among 5+ servers, so.I can tell you for a fact the JP Discord doesn't have a Level 3 boost active just from the sports festival stream.
>>29716294Ame seems to have a lot of games she wants to play and isn't immediately drawn in by the art like Ina and Kiara were. Gura I honestly have little clue on but I don't think it's really her thing.Meanwhile Nene played some Rhythm Heaven recently, Gura should look in that direction in the future.
>>29716584>Did you enjoy Polkayes
>お前達のちんちんと ぺこらのまんこが戦ったら どっちが勝つんだ?Well?
Wow these retards are just ignoring Covers policy and monetizing clips.
>>29716513I asked for her skincare routine
>>29716599You better not be fucking with me if I'm going to spend the time doing some reps to laugh at our boy.
>>29716474It's pretty interesting when people latch onto Gura and says she doesn't stream enough while Ina always has extremely regimented times and doesn't usually go beyond 2-3 hours a stream. Gura streams the third most behind Kiara and Amelia.
>>29716613My cock
>>29716599
>>29716577They don't really have to do very much outside of stream to be desu with you but you're right, they work on other shit all the time.
>>29716579Oh hey it's a HoloEN Gen 2
>>29716609it's because of what gura did
>>29716609Based if they did
>>29716417Why is her bili still up while Fubuki's is purged? Have the chink PR people actually taken her account hostage?
>>29716195>Even Korone is getting more subs than her latelyKorone subs last week: 20kGura subs last week: 70kI want some of your LSD.
>>29716524retardchama...
>>29716585Promise me right now you will do a Fight Club watch along and that in your first 3D you will do underground boxing with the other EN Homos and I will consider membership.
>>29716307>>29716411At this point, the only thing keeping me from doing to make and maintain a comprehensive spreadsheet of streaming hours for every single holo just to quell all the rrats is that I'm worried it would be used to attack the ones with actual low numbers.That and needing a way to check the length of member only streams for all of them. As much as I love Hololive, 30+ memberships is pretty hard to justify.
>>29716524RIPWill EN demolish her abandoned staircase or leave it as a monument?
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>29716524please tell me you're baiting
>>29716617Who gives a fuck? Cover already makes enough money. Maybe I'd care if they were actually taking money away from the Holos.
>>29716569retardchama how do you think you were born
>>29716617doesn't matter at this pointYouTube will monetize your videos even if you don't choose to.
>>29716524WTF...I will personally make Gura pay
>>29716633If you compare the population of Japan to the population of English speakers in the world Korone actually got WAY more subs than Gura proportionally speaking
>>29716524That's because she clicked on servers, not realms
>>29716617Try again. Cover specifically allows monetizing clips (provided you follow the rest of the guidelines.)
>>29716162Amelia has said that she wears a big comfy shirt and no pants I'm pretty sure
>>29716627That's a girl(boy) anon
>>29716657blessed subaru realm
>>29716617People actually don’t see this as a scam?
>>29716637I will do that for you anon. I will get the shit kicked out of me if I become a Homostar. I promise you
>>29716331
>>29716647mom's dont fuck idiot that's illegal
>>29716617Why are deadbraps like this?
>あっこりゃ https://i.imgur.com/HwObjz9.jpg>https://i.imgur.com/YR9RU0l.jpgHuh 5ch seems to be having a meltdown.
>>29716656oh yeah, because only japs sub to korone i totally forgot that
Gura is wearing less panties than usual today
>>29716657didn't take long for this rrat to get btfo
>>29716659Are you saying if I turn every gura stream into a dozen short clips with deepL JP translation subs to get all the Japanese Gura fans I could be rich soon?
>>29716524u are 1 IQ not realms
How can I get Haachama to acknowledge me
>>29716617Cover should just get the popular clippers to post clips on an official channel and pay them some scrapes for their time
>>29716624
>>29716160
HolostarsENhttps://youtu.be/2IdqSseolPI
>>29716695How is that even possible?
Tennison-senpai's ass, thighs and tit window have been sexier than usual lately.
>decided to get into the Guilty Gear franchise because Mori's gonna play it eventually>started with the original PS1 game>seems simple enough, CPU is kind of a pushover>then CPU suddenly deletes me from the match in the first round, and I get a continue screen>that's how I found out about this game's main mechanicI never bothered with anime fighters before, and even after all these years I legitimately didn't know that you can instakill people in Guilty Gear. Holy shit.
>>29716617>For channels not yet in the YouTube Partner Program:We added this new section to let you know that, starting today we’ll begin slowly rolling out ads on a limited number of videos from channels not in YPP. This means as a creator that’s not in YPP, you may see ads on some of your videos. Since you’re not currently in YPP, you won’t receive a share of the revenue from these ads, though you’ll still have the opportunity to apply for YPP as you normally would once you meet the eligibility requirements. You can always check your progress toward eligibility on the monetization tab in YouTube Studio. >Since you’re not currently in YPP, you won’t receive a share of the revenue from these ads,,
>>29716691slut
>>29716691About what
>>29716568I actually remembered last night that I had one of those, "just add water" pizza premix flours, so I'm making it today to be ready for thanksgiving.
>>29716588It's Cover. Small tech company pls andastnd
>Lamy - dominatrix of JP salarymen paypigs, owns them on a leash>Botan - doesn't care, natural EOP filter>Nene - too oblivious, raising a SOP army instead>Polka - goslings for her gaijin EN audience, makes it a point to eigo when she canWhy is the clown like this?
>>29716593She's not a numberfag and her channel grows like crazy already. She should do what she actually wants to do.
>>29716639Anon, Ayame does like 5 hours a month. The bar is incredibly low. Do not let schizos get in the way of your autism.
>>29716656>If you (mental gymnastics)Blow it out your ass faggot
>>29716696the first reply to the retards post called it out.
>>29716699Fuck off ny****rs
>>29716716I guess they didn't like that Pekora spoke about a DbD youtube in the tweet.
>>29716195It's honestly astonishing that people still reply to this bait, congrats on the (you)s anon.
>>29716707Fuck off
>>29716720She's nuts.
>>29716707I never knew you could get those on Fiverr
>>29716619Don't bother. Princess as a keyword is just filled with Lunaposts and we talked about Faketype long enough that's it's fucking impossible to back read.
>>29716700>things that Cover should do.txt
>>29716711God bless Gura for being horny for her that night
Haachama is the cute imouto of hololive?
>>29716736chumbuds are really thin skinned lolstill love them and their oshi tought
>>29716656Wow, you are as retarded as that one 5channer who said the same thing and got utterly riduculed by the whole thread
>>29716716Usagi is lusting after a male streamer
>>29716666Yes, I know. Funnily enough she would be the first confirmed poster to join Hololive.
>>29716691Did they stream the same game at the same time again?
>>29716713IKs in the first GG are particularly fucked because it ends the match, rather than the round.
>>29716656Sure buddy absolutely no one subbed to "meme dog" cause of random eekom bokkun memes or meme clips.
is haato really even capable of hating people?you guys might not understand but she chronically may be the most soft hearted holo
>>29716730still got more (you)s until visual proofwe have actual retards here, please understand anonchama
>>29716713>Original PS1Just play Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R
>>29716737Mori is there
>>29716720It's hot
>Turned on a fan instead of stripping yesterday.Gura is onto my narrative that she doesn't actually wear anything under her hoodie so removing "just her hoodie" is in fact lewd.
>>29716745Femcel Wigger hands wrote this post
>>29716765Probably very few since those would mostly be on random clipper accounts and I doubt those guys would go to the trouble of finding her real account
>>29716767I don't know. I don't know her
>They are actually actively removing the CN members as they graduateKEK
>>29716758Ok dogfucker.t. seethingfag
Would your oshi get along with your family at Thanksgiving dinner?
>>29716735The problem is it’s Jun’s aka “Pekora’s boyfriend according to 5ch”
>>29716720well shes a nutty lesbian thats been abused by lifepolka is very very damaged
>>29716767She probably at least hates an entire country.
>>29716745No need to be embarrassed Mori.
The next few months are very promising for EN. Since the view of "success" is now skewed between EN and JP, will a future "successful" EN be considered 1M within 4-5 months? Or even less? And what's the standard for success when it comes to new JPs now?
>>29716776Gura butt...
http://yaraon-blog.com/archives/186018Seems like Japanese vtuber fans think HoloEN are better.
>>29716752>>29716711Odds of Amelia actually getting a ponytail+tennis outfit like this?God I want it
>>29716720Aloe...
Any clips of Haachama and Polka rubbing their lady parts together?
>>29716593she mainly got carried by the scatman meme videoafter that she desperately tried to make another hit like it but made itthis was sad and cringe to watch actually
>>29716745Nice try
>>29716711
>>29716620Whatever helps them fit the narrative of the day. Gura has said she isn't that good at time management but she rewatches her streams, practices songs, and analyzes her own performance. Analyzing yourself is something that most self sufficient people do and the improvement shows if you compare her early streams to now. It's easy to tag someone as lazy when you don't see the work being put in behind the scenes.
>>29716781Cause no one read descriptions and sub to meme dog.
>>29716691>>29716716It's just a running joke they have about Jun and Pekora being a couple. It's pretty rare for 5ch to actually have fun so it's understandable that it would look like a meltdown.
You're not allowed to use the word oshi yet, global-kun.
>>29716776Why do artists ALWAYS forget either the fin or the tail?? Is it too much to ask for both? And don't even get me started on ribcage gills!
>>29716797I too hate Australia and any nation that starts with an A
>>29716789Yogurt... if only you made it to JP Gen 0....Hololive TW when?
>>29716789Kek that's fucking brutal>>29716803Low but I still want it to happen
>>29716789God bless Coco and Haachama, Mori, and Gura for killing CN
Would idolfags still abandon their oshi if the only reason she lost her virginity is because she was raped?
>>29716699next week there is an otaku fashion show. Haatons are the strongest race. You will need to be the strongest among the strong. Do a Luna cosplay
>>29716307>Gura just needs to...Hold up lemme stop you right there fagballs. Gura has doubled up all of her official genmates and the only question left is which will come first: doubling Haachama or lapping Kiara. She doesn't NEED to do a goddamn thing. She doesn't NEED to change anything about what she's doing because what she's doing has been successful for her.
>>29716703кек>>29716599>pre-debut "fake type" query only returns typemoon thread OPshttps://streamable.com/sbj6b3
>>29716800>Gura 5.8 million in 8 monthsEhh, I don't think she's just gonna grow linearly like this forever. That seems like simply an absurd amount of growth and eventually you're gonna run out of people interested in this kinda shit
>>29716632Fubuki's page is actually a surprisingly interesting part of the bullshit.When CN first started their bullshit against Coco during the three week break, they were very clear on their messaging: "Coco out of Cover, or Cover out of China," with the expectation that they would never want to pull out of China, and would be forced to kill Coco. But then, about a week into the break, Fubuki tweeted about meeting with Coco for lunch that day or the next, even though it was one of those topics that no one wanted to bring up before she did. That was the first thing that let the bugmen know that Cover was going to side with Coco, because Fubuki has always said "If Hololive ever became a black company, I would quit on the spot." If Fubuki sided publicly with Coco, it was clear that Cover would, too, or be forced to lose at least both of them.This made the bugmen fucking furious. So furious, in fact, that the bugs in charge of Fubuki's Bilibili channel made a public statement that if it was between accepting Coco or burning everything they loved down, they would burn it all, and implored Fubuki to denounce Coco.Fubuki didn't even fucking bother to acknowledge it. She completely dropped China the instant they tried to force her to do something like that. The bugs were so enraged by that, that they deleted her entire channel, and Fubuki again never even made note of it, despite it being nearly half of her superchat revenue monthly.That shit was fucking legendary, and firmly proved that Fubuki was above reproach.
>>29716819Huh. Thanks for the explanation. Looked like the Amegeddon for a second there.
>>29716789>it's true>kira is still there
>>29716764Oh, so they changed it. Good, because getting assfucked in the first round was not fun.>>29716772I like playing games in release order, watching how the series evolves is fun.
>>29716714I'm honestly shocked they didn't do this before, and I thought they did. Why wouldn't they run ads on everything?
>>29716800
>>29716800I hope Ame hits 1 mil at or around her birthday, I'm saving up money to splurge on any merch/voice packs
>>29716800A big part of HoloEN's success was the huge surge in clip channels for the JP girls in English. The 2nd gen may be as successful but future generations as a whole won't be as fast growing as the first gen. Don't forget that FBK was the biggest until Korone started getting popular with westerners because of her funny sounds and then that led to the EN explosion
Joseph...
>>29716803Low but Ame is not against HOT outfits so even if it's not Tennison there's still a chance she'll get something sexy.
>>29716787not talking about pekora faggot
>>29716861they didn't need tonow the ad money is drying up after successive adpocalypses
>>29716843Friend is something else alright, based
Instead of asking a shitty life advice question, this would be a better time to coax artistbait questions
>>29716836Why settle for gold when you can get diamonds anon?
>>29716838She'll peak at 2 Million next year
>>29716822i got you covered famalama
>>29716812I think this picture is cute but it's pretty pathetic when fan artists censor something the girls themselves came up with.
>>29716838the flip side of that is that it's basically inevitable that she'll land a big viral clip some time between now and then that will bring in a huge number of new deadsubs.
>>29716839There's this, but it was literally one guy in a tiny thread that nobody even noticed>>/jp/thread/25254379
>>29716620I'm starting to think it might just be that Ina literally does not have the time with her professional art commissions taking up massive chunks of her day, plus having to be a functioning member of her family because of the whole "hiki never move out" thing. Its pretty clear that Hololive is a side project for her and not her main focus, but at very least that's not as big of a deal as lazy cunts like Ayame, because Ina's reason for joining was she wanted to entertain people, make friends, and have a positive impact on peoples drive to work on art and hobbies. Her hearts at least in the right place, even though she cant dedicate as much of her life to it as Ame or Chickmun can
>>29716820you can't speak japanese
Ina where is the live stream waiting room. I like to lie on my bed and wait until i hear her!
>>29716579Sex...
>>29716843based friend
>>29716822Because they're too fucking lazy to just look at her model sheet from her debut
>>29716407CALLIOPE "MONEY" MORI
>>29716843Friend..... I kneel....
>>29716822>the finI thought it was a part of the hoodie, just like head fins are part of the hood?
>>29716910the fin is part of her clothes
>>29716878I only ever ask those questions or questions that let's Ame use her noggin to make up new lore about herself or the girls.
I wanna trick Haachama into saying the N word!
>>29716820>>29716903OH SHI-. roasted.
fame is killing gura and she does not know how to cope
>>29716881t. jew
>>29716822The fin looks like part of the hoodie while the clearly goes under it
>>29716843I kneel to Friend's strength of character.
>>29716892I don't get it either, maybe they just don't know how to draw boobs or something.
Haachama's talents are wasted on the EN server anyway
>>29716936She should get some advice from her reliable senpai and mentor HAACHAMACHAMAAAA
>>29716843Based FBKing and based Soraposter.
>>29716830Why
>>29716843Fubuki is truly based
>>29716802>open link>it's JOPs numberfagging for Gura and calling her cuteDon't know what I expected.
>>29716824Andorra-chan...
>>29716843Yeh, don't fuck with friend. Coco is a victim of the circumstances, but is Fubiki which went all out. If /pol/ really wanted a hero to rally behind, its her. Do not tell them thou, they are fucking unbearable.
>>29716820I'm sorry oniichan...maybe I will watch shit I don't understand for months until I fit in ;^)
>>29716936she just needs to flex her muscles
>>29716936Suffering from success, welcome depressed Gura you're the English depressed Fubuki.
>>29716843Friend is based and a good person
>>29716950I wanna see how Kiara reacts to seeing the Haachama Coaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5jQ8ukTyCs
>>29716824ARSniki...
>>29716752The dissonance of listening to Gura sing this>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EANs7DQaq4while reading about Gura being horny for Amelia never fails to make me laugh. Enjoying both sides of her is part of the charm imo
>>29716843Sacking half your income to middle finger bugmen actually based friend
https://youtu.be/Iw3JrbS4nV0Can you believe this was only in March? Coco can't speak Japanese, Haachama can't speak English, Suisei is still hiding her powerlevel but has good pronounciation, and Gen 5 hasn't even auditioned yet. Now Coco can speak Japanese, Haachama's English is better than Coco's and we have Gen 5 and EN. It feels like ages ago.
>>29716895>Wait, so then, this isn't a gaijin? I thought it was because of the godawful art. Never clicked on any videos. Holy kek, fucking brutal.>inb4 it was her fishing for compliments
>>29716794Are we ever going to get an EN as based as Houshou?
>>29716950Life size nude Hachama statue in front of Guras house when...please Hachama...you can make a waterfall from the crotch fall directly on Gura's hood and use Inas slime farm slime for your finger's moisture.
>>29716881you can buy a bag of artificial high quality diamonds for less than 300 bucks diamonds are a scam dude and i dont even belb /pol/ shit
>>29716864>>29716800Don't know how those projections work, I assume they don't just use current growth, but hitting milestones, and events like Christmas and birthdays probably boost subscribers quite a bit.
>>29716503She lives on a farm
>>29716950she was supposed to have it completed for the sports festival and have it take place inside, failchama
>>29716950She is the modern Prometheous anon. She saw the sorry state the EN server was in and decided to bring to them the miracle of fire.
>>29716983The duality of Gura
>>29716822isn't the fin just part of the hoodie?
>>29716843based wife
>>29716864Xxclusive amelia commemorative pack>2oz of ame's nuggie sauce>2oz of ame milk>oppai mouse pad>three voice scenarios (~10 min each) - a nice date with happy ending one, a dinosaur time travel adventure one and one where you both get into a fight while stuck in a cabin out in the woods >used black pantyhose she wore for at least a day>exclusive lewd amelia art print drawn by ninomae ina'nis$299 Will you buy it?
>>29716895>Just sing in EnglishKek
Where is tako waiting room?
>>29717019I'll take 2
>>29716843>despite it being nearly half of her superchat revenue monthlyYeah, I remember that chart. The foxcat's got balls.
Hey guys, I just woke up.
>>29716972Except friend didn’t really suffer from success
Gura is cute and funny
>>29716195>Even KoroneShe was THE HOLO before EN.
What do you guys think of live-chat space? Some chuubas do it.
>>29716843Based as fuck. Friend please become Gura's mentor.
>>29716791So what would you choose anon?
How to have a gf?
>>29716477Mori is 95% her own personality, just with more cutesy autism thrown in instead of "my nig".Kiara is like a schizo, she's bright and bubbly on stream, probably dour and tired of doing her idol voice, neurotically worries about numbers.Amelia can barely contain her filter as is, is probably saying gamer words off the mic, but retains her same gremlin personality.Ina is probably less calm and easygoing, but still a similar personality. Gura is possessed by two souls, one of a baby and one of a 35 year old alcoholic. The only thing that keeps her soul balance is avocados.
>>29717033She hides her pain like a pro.
>>29717025It is filled takopacity
>>29717034>I wish I would have sucked the big cock of the Italian girl to give her a blowjob
>>29717034what this gay shit
Gura....please talk to us...
>>29717030You better like and comment or else
>>29717034???
>>29716843Fubuki is the most respectable member of Hololive. No one else could handle being the face of Hololive as well as she could
>>29717019I'd buy it and pay for express shipping from Japan.
>>29717019Yes
>>29717008But what she's doing is against God's will.
>>29717034Futa?
>>29716843>>29716966I remember that. Fubuki deserves everything, hopefully someday she gets big fat AMERICAN DOLLARS instead of the ARS she normally does.
>>29717057She told me to tell you to be patient. You stinky bitch.
>>29717052
>>29717034>a little bit of a shy but the guys have no problemFitting.
>>29717043Obviously marry. I care more about permanence and stability
>>29716996It's all pseudoscience anyway. Projections is something you use in offices to con investors. Tomorrow Gura might decide to release a Baby Shark snippet and would easily get 50M subs out of nowhere
>>29716690>Guy recycling ad revenue from his leech videos into donations to the girlsHonestly kind of fucking based
>>29717046Buy one if you aren't pretty.
>>29717063>>29717027If you only have a tiny 2oz bottle of ame milk and you know you'll never ever get more of it, how would you best make use of it?You could warm it up and drink it right away, sure, but then it's gone.
>>29717019You had me at used black pantyhose. Everything else is just bonus.
>>29716720What about the fifth genmate?Oh...
>>29716843I didnt even know this when I subbed to Friend but now im even more glad
>>29717043The second easily
>>29716368wtf bros Ina isn't loud and in your face how am I supposed to know what her personality is if she isn't constantly reminding me, the audience, of what it is?
>>29717043I honestly don't care if Mori is a virgin or not. I choose marry.I have no idea how is Mor getting that "experience" though.
>>29717069God is dead anon. Why do you think she is building a literal Babel Tower?
>>29717043The 2nd one, either way most wives these days have experience in sex before knowing the husband so it's normal.
>>29716720Much like Marine, she wants to fuck an overseas sexy guy. Like me.
>>29716829Mori???
>>29716767She hates jews and chinks for sure
>>29717034Do italian girls really have cocks? Any italianfags here that can confirm?
>>29716983AAAAAAAAAA THE END IS SO ADORABLE FUUUUCK
>Seethe, cope, dilate.so it's these kind of hours, again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhToJ0u8FlI&t=4277Mori, if you have time to seduce your JP senpais, at least post the members only schedule too...
>>29716843Based friend
>>29717088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LTcyiK7vms
>>29717127Coselate.
>>29717043Our older brother is retarded...
>>29717057Klaius pls she already talked to you yesterday, what else do you want?
>>29716983>dissonanceWhy? seems to be more of the same(desu).
>>29717088I warm it up and drink it right away
>>29717057When will yu guys realize she's aplying the DENNIS system to us on weekly basis?
Is Gura lazy, or does she do more behind the scenes stuff than she shows?
>>29717043Marry, duh. If everything works out I'll have her for the rest of my life.
>>29717043Anyone who'd take the first doesn't love their oshi.
>>29716726We know of a quota of minimum 3 1 hour streams per week because of auditions requirements as well as an Ayame leak if I'm not mistaken.That only goes for gen 2 onwards since it's presumably part of the contract and it may have changed since. They're also pretty damn lax about it from what we can see. They haven't been preventing holos from taking week long breaks pretty regularly.But what I would make a spreadsheet like that for is preventing lazy fuckers form shitting up the thread with "x holo never streams" or "x holo has been way less recently". Those posts almost never have any basis in reality and they still get 20 (you)s a piece. I regularly read retards trying to defend their oshi for streaming less than another holo when they both stream the ostensibly same amount.
>>29716895>God awful western artOuch lmao
>>29717057she's shy, leave her alone
>>29717043Marry is a easy choice, if you want to up the stakes pick between:>One amazing night of sex with your oshi>Happily married your oshi but she sleeps around with ojisans on the regular for satisfaction.
>>29717046Well, not beating your friends is a good start
This is the most Gura has ever been mentioned in sub-500 replies. Do we just miss her that much?
So now that it's been confirmed that Kiara's viewers are literally babys, what does the age demographic of the viewers of other Holos look like?
>>29716822They keep thinking the tail can come off when Gura blatantly said it's part of herAs for the gills, laziness
>>29716843>despite it being nearly half of her superchat revenue monthly.I wouldn't be surprised if FBK has a sizable portion of Cover's stock, putting her financial incentive behind long term decisions of the company as a whole. also it makes a lot more sense that she can throw all this weight around if she has a seat on the board.
>>29717155She's doing 10 hours voice training a day to prepare for her original song debut
>>29716843The Japanese know to never take the Chinese seriously.Not surprising.
>>29717019I would if I had the money, for sure.
STOP MISSING HER TAIL!
>>29717167Only a spinless cuck would choose the second option. The first one is just as hollow too. There is no winning in this situation.
>>29717175>it's been confirmed that Kiara's viewers are literally babysHuh?
>昨日のスナック兎田質だったのか 4chanで1万5千字も使って要約されてた>170 論文かな?>170 Is it a thesis?Why is hlg doing a thesis on Usada Pekora?
>>29716855Long live jump king the first.
>>29717167So in the first one you're the ojisan and in the second one you're the cuck?
>>29717112To test her abilities
>>29717043>A-AAAAH!! A-Anon... your dick... is better than all the ones I ever had.... I'll become a slave to it at this rate... I wont be able to live without your dick...!Imagine picking 1. Can't be me.
>>29716954Why do Soraposters always make good posts?
>>29716878Anon you know damn well all we're going to get is gay therapy questions regardless of what we send
>>29717167The latter, I'm already a fat ojisan
>>29717174Her voice is like crack and I'm starting to get withdrawals. I balance it out with how cute Ame is.
>>29716987Coco's English unironically does seem to be getting worse these days, like she struggles to find the right words.
>>29717088Tea, of course.
What do the JPs think of Gawr Gura?
>>29717127choose number 8 on your rotatory dial
>>29717008>The first thing Haachama did coming to the EN server was put down a fuckton of torches Thank god for Haachama
>>29717034THAT'S AMORE
>>29716456Damn every holo should stream 8 hrs a day so we can watch them 8 hrs a day. Or maybe watch all 5 of them since they stream 8 hrs a day than you can watch them for a total of 40 hrs a day.
>>29717124My brother's ex is a mutt argento-italian and he spilled the beans about her massive clit, she was the top btw
>>29717072That's already in the past anon, she didn't get a big fat sack of American Dollars and the hit to her revenue is still there and felt.
>>29716878When do you all send in your questions? I think I remember one anon saying he got two questions answered.
>>29717167>get cuckedor>get cucked harderI chose neither.
Imagine Mori wrapping her pink nails around your erect penis. The tips a bright pink, the nails a good medium length with sparkles on the nail. Giggling while she strokes it, talking in her soft, deep voice
>>29717213She is very kawaii and omoshiroi
>>29717155She told us she usually does nothing at all. Never leaves the house, lays on the couch for 8 hours watching cooking shows on TVShe's just lazy and a brat
>>29717213>Cute>Funny
>>29717213she cute
>>29717210Why are women like this
>>29717213Take one of our threads and pass it through DeepL
>>29717213Dumb gaijin bitch should learn her place
>>29717213
>>29717174I do.
>>29716843>never even made note of it, despite it being nearly half of her superchat revenue monthlywhat a chad
>>29717221>threads are now filled by MORI PLEASE DON'T STREEEEAM
>>29717155we don't know much about her. She's been practicing her singing while moving and started jogging, she also said she was recording something
>>29717201>>29717208that's certainly one way to look at it.
>>29717244Hey let her have fun at least on her own.
>>29717155She's hinted on a few occasions that she's been working/preparing at stuff behind the scenes. Some of the more negative among us would think she "just forgot," but I've got my own narrative.Gura has been working on her 1 million sub surprise/event for some time now after it caught her by surprise. She's still too nervous about it and Cover probably isn't telling her much more than, "Sure go for it." I think that Kiara is doing her song and voicepack meme so prematurely to help Gura feel less nervous/awkward about doing her own, which might be a Christmas thing.This narrative is a product of my own ass.
>>29717244>She told us she usually does nothing at all. Never leaves the house, lays on the couch for 8 hours watching cooking shows on TVSo she's just like us, sitting on 4chan all day
>>29717240COME ON MORIPOST YOUR NAILS ON YOUR ROOMMATE ACCOUNTPLEASE
>>29717121no no I am sure i heard her say she hates /pol/
Is it true Marine was really mad at Kiara after the holotalk collab for some reason?
>>29717231That's why I said hopefully someday. With the explosion of EN, maybe more people will be drawn to Fubuki. Even before EN, she was more EOP friendly due to her meme vids (Scatman being a gateway for many) and the fact that she makes cute noises and has a plethora of translated clips.
>>29717175Well, she wanted to be like Pekora so she is probably happy. Those kids are going to have top tier traumas once they grow up and find out about what she went through. Like that meme of Mr Rodgers being an assassin.
>>29717252Idk
Kiara...
>>29717155She's pregnant, please understand
>>29717267I'll buy it.
>>29716477Bullshit. Ina is too lazy to put on an actual persona and just plays her character as herself with tentacles.>>29717048>Ina is probably less calm and easygoingI'd buy that if she was perfectly calm and easygoing in her persona, but the fact that she's both willing to put her foot down on chat, and has moments of silent seething when things don't go her way, feels legitimate to me. The main difference between her and her roommate, I'm willing to bet, is her being more self-conscious of how people perceive her while she's "Ina".If I had to guess which holos were most "real", so to speak, I'd say it's probably Ina > Mori > Amelia > Gura > Kiara
>>29716313She used "cringe kino" in her asacoco subtitles. She's definitely been here a few times. She was the one spamming the Tiananmen Square pasta at the end of every /hlg/ thread when she was suspended.
>>29717203kek, hentai dialogueImagine Ame releasing a voice pack that has such lines>"Oh God, you're gonna mold my pussy to the shape of your dick! It's really gonna become an exclusive onahole for your dick only!" She would never record something like that though, she has too much dignity. Polka would
Look, I love hololive. I really do. But this Canada vs America superchat shit where people give $500 each is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. It's like you gave your 13 year old a credit card for fucks sakes. These people are either spoiled rich kids or poor kids with mom's credit card.Its so cringe that your oshi probably laughs and cringes at shit like that.Do these people have any brains? Like, you do realize that these women probably would read your worthless chat and forget about it 10 seconds later?
>>29717267Good narrative
>>29716357>Ame playing with her nipple
>>29716843Fubuki is truly monstrously based.
>>29717267>Narrative This is too close to reality to be a narrative anon but I will belive it anyway
>>29717213Untouchable god due to her number of subscribers and being cute. There's a ton of squeal / scream compilations on NND and JP YT of her alone.
>>29717256>It's literally okay when Gura does itNever change Japs
>>29717267Reminder that when Coco was putting together the Holohouse, her manager was just like "Sure whatever". The Holohouse has already given us so much quality content and collabs and upped the brand of Hololive as a whole and absolutely none of it had to do with Cover.
>>29717256Based
>>29717280Yes because Kiara immediately reached back out to Marine only to ask her to reach out to Pekora so they could actually collab instead of doing anything that would help Marine.
>>29717280Yeah just like how Gura wrote iofi a handwritten letter to kill herself after the among us collab
>>29716255The cake was clearly a lie
>>29717244I wanna fuck the lazy brrat
>>29717240Why do girls like to grow their nails? That’s like running with scissors or something.
>>29717213Her appeal is universal
>>29717305
>>29717267That's a pretty tasty narrative
>>29717271Yeah but she gets paid over 30k dollars a month to live our life, plus everyone loves her
>>29717325I can see Gura doing that, honestly. It seems like the kind of thing she'd do.
>>29717280I'm just going to go ahead and say no on principle.
>>29717330Because women's features are ornamental in nature.
>>29716436>Coco keeps asking what the hell a Koopa is
>>29717213gura is the most loved vtuber alive anon
>>29717256Based Jpbuds
>>29717267I choose to beleeb it>>29717307>Do these people have any brains? Like, you do realize that these women probably would read your worthless chat and forget about it 10 seconds later?Of course they don't. They think that the stream should be all about them.
>>29717340Well being female is life on easy mode after all
>>29717244She told us one time that she has a stream open on another monitor while she works so she at least is a bit more productive than us
>>29717330Long nails are symbolic of femininity because historically men were the ones that did work with their hands and thus could not allow their nails to grow long.
How does Ame get cuter every single stream?
>>29717276/pol/ didn't create a fake pandemic for a less severe flu you fucking kike
>Alone with just me on Christmas? That's kinda sad, chat!
>>29716255Joseph took the cake, because the best way to unite people is for them to have a common enemy.
>>29717119Coco and Haachama started the drama and exposed the JudasesMori's music went #1 in the world (for a short while) and became the most superchatted Hologirl in 2 months and still shows no signs of stoppingGura exploded and became the most subbed Hologirl in 2 months and still shows no signs of stoppingEN's early success is most likely made Cover cut ties with CN, rather than sucking their dick and allowing their pseudo-coup to happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-2nJBiHZ40
>>29717307It's stupid because Canada can't even compete. One Canadian looney is only worth 75 cents US so as long as Americans donate at equal or even slightly less rates as Canadians, Canadians will never win. The max a Canadian can give is less than $400 US so a $500 US superchat will tank a good portion of Canadian donations.
>>29716843I dind't know Cat was so fucking based wtf
Reminder: https://youtu.be/eCzvPWtIE6o?t=75
>>29717280no
>>29716794How can she be a lesbian if she's for me?
>>29717305Can't wait for a /hlgg/ meme review
>>29717346Whats a Koopa...
>>29717333The cringe vs kino thing is true, the other is just funny if true
>>29717307Not if you make them funny enough. Ghost Rider supachat made it to the podcast. People forget but the original Gosling was a Watame fan. Sometimes it lives on as a legend.
>>29717340So she's more like Notch?
Mori shit on chink live2d rigging on Trash Taste guy's video
>>29717198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz2M7qKUeVU
>>29717043I'll marry Mori, I don't really care about the virginity
>>29717325It was actually a threat written in cut up magazine letters, get it right anon.
>>29717284She'll need to learn and speak english fir that to happen.
>>29717320If you went through Roboco and Suisei's Among Us VOD's comments, it's always the JOP comments that accuse them of bullying Gura.They literally think Gura can do nothing wrong.
>>29717043Neither is a 100% perfect but I would vastly prefer the later.I'd just hope that she'd be respectful to me and wouldn't bring up her past experiences.>>29717167In this case 1. I would probably shoot myself if I were stuck in the second situation and it most certainly wouldn't be a happy marriage.
>>29716843If true, then I kneel.
>>29717175Mori: early thirties to early forties salarymanIna: late teens to late twenties drawfagsAme: mid teens twitchfagsKiara: 0 year old to 2 year old babby and also janitors in their thirties doing it for freeGura: 6-12 year old kids with parents who think Youtube is a babysitter
>Hinotori in shit times for every timezone>Pekorat collab in US primetimechicken, you priorities
I understand that Gura is cute but what makes her so funny?
Imagine sucking on Gura's toes to throw her focus off. Haha.
>>29717353Haha yeah*gets raped in an alley*
>>29717305Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Ye. Coco's here but we seem to forget about it.
>>29717256The absolute state of based
>>29717280Yes she told me herself.
>>29717364Every day she streams she gains +0.1 cutenessEvery day she doesn't stream her cuteness decays by -0.1
>>29717369>the most superchatted Hologirl in 2 monthsout of all of EN*
>>29717382No one and we should stop mentioning that no one before it gets run into the ground.
>>29717280No, Kiara was in Marine's chat during her karaoke stream and Marine also talked about Kiara in yesterday's stream.
>>29717376>Reddit dragonGo back
>>29717365you seem lost
>>29717307Hey, more money for the holos.
>>29717369>EN's early success is most likely made Cover cut ties with CNThat and China wanting to kill off basically all foreign streamers for doing anything.
>>29717408>She doesn't own a gunNot gonna make it
>>29717408Easy mode of an eroge
>>29717305>Coco made the 55 tage in peking editHoly shit kaichou, I kneel.
>>29717408Ok you'll just get stabbed to death instead then.
>>29717404She is emptying herself in the pursuit of becoming the absolute queen of all nousagi
>>29717256Gura-antis have no power anywhere
>>29717389there is a lot of onions in this picture
>>29716843It's hilarious that JP and CN have had decades of business, trade, and so on but their corporate methodologies are so set in stone that it always results in CN shooting itself in the foot if they demand something.>CN doesn't like something, asks JP to alter the deal or change it to their liking>JP responds by either not doing anything or straight up removing the offending item by chucking their entire business out the window>CN screeches in rage and then finds something else after a while
>>29717420Based
>>29716720Is Lamy hiding English skills? I tuned in on one of her streams during dead hours and her pronunciation was really good.
Remember when someone supacha'd Kiara saying they were dying of cancer?
https://i.imgur.com/HpWZ7vs.mp4Korosan...
>>29717133I think it's not an issue of posting it but one of actually scheduling things.Korone is the second holo talking about how kind Mori is in person.
>>29717366>y-you too!
>>29717408gura............ame...............
>>29717366Is there anything she doesn't look good in?
>>29717408>going into an alley >ever
Fucking hell, this took longer than expected, well here is an upgraded unity image with all HoloENs and honorary ENs, and anyone who says otherwise is a stinky boy. I would have included more though, but sadly I was running out of space and it was getting hard to fit everyone. Hope you like it friends, I'll color this if I have the time later.
>>29717384I like how she phrased it, 'cringe infinitesimally close to kino'. If you want to add to that narrative, you can bring up that she put the Trash Taste fags on after seeing the thread shitting on Mori for that long hoping she could draw some fire like she did for Haachama.
>>29717404US primetime is when the JPs wake up so its good for Pekora and not usually a problem for their schedule.
>>29716802
>>29717155She has other stuff aside from streaminghttps://streamable.com/hn919k
>>29716720Botan is learning English now though. If she shows even a fraction of competence towards that as she did towards learning games or how to build computers, she'll be fine.
>>29717457I don't get it, what am I supposed to understand?
>>29717477
>>29717477Now this is PEAK Unity.
>>29717320Sometimes I love those fuckers
Haachama is the greatest idol in hololive and I love her so much
>>29717307not any stupider than regular super chats. the whole idea is absurd to anyone that isn't already familiar with simping cam whores.
>>29717477all me
>>29717484 this is true
>>29717457I'm out of the loop on Korone, what does this mean
>>29717484GOD I wish
>>29717408>doesn't even get killedEasy. Mode.
>>29717477Absolutely based
>>29717434Imagine being a girl, being born weaker than the weakest man, and being anti gun. Female libs are retarded. Kiara is /k/. God did not make all men equal, Colt did.
>>29717477Nice.
>>29717477Nice, I'm looking kinda baddas with that Ar
>>29717477B-based
>>29717482Wait Coco had Trash Taste on?
>>29717366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-csTusLwZATime is a flat circle
>>29717455Some of the younger people in JP like to flex on each other by pronouncing foreign words (especially those in English) as how it should sound instead of coopting it into their kana system. Lamy comes from a very wealthy family, so there's a good chance she had English tutoring at some point, but much like the others, she probably has poor comprehension and zero conversational skills.
>>29717043First one, and the virginity doesn't matter. Why would I want to torture her by making her marry a fucking failure like me?
>>29717408buy a gun femanonand stop obsessing about statistically irrevelant threats, you are more likely to get raped by someone you know than a total stranger
>>29717445God the Chinese are stupid
>>29717374if you have the money to through around $400 like nothing you can get around the contribution cap.
>>29717405Her giggles and her scatterbrained antics.
>>29717477Based paint poster
>>29717517Flare has a last name too you know. Shiranui.
>Holos are ido-
>>29717459>how kind Mori is in person"Can't say no to people" narrative skyrocketing in value
>>29717508a clit is a very very small penis anon so it is true your wife has a penis
>>29717477Based
>>29717477Nice but it needs a Rrat.
>>29717382Fuck off anti. Go back to the containment thread
>>29717408Have YOU been raped in an alley, or are you just afraid of it?
>>29717477who is high specc and the guy above big red?
>>29716802>Why does everyone look like they love sexmy fucking sides
>>29717405Really it's just the cuteness, if you're affected by it then everything she does appeals to you. Thankfully whenever I watch Gura (which isn't that often) I wear a tinfoil hat.
>>29717547Right but so do the Americans.
>>29717484Sounds like a Christmas song title
>>29717565We have to go bigger
Why did Kiara mog Shion on her 500k celebration post
>>29716843I fucking wish billion dollar western companies who would still be billionaires without china would take a page from some Japanese woman whose half of her income came from china.
>>29717477This is true art
>>29717564Is there anything more idol like then touching your friends tits?
>>29717543you really believe these headcanons? And the Chinese are the stupid ones, lol.
>>29717477Make it a coupon, anon. Gonna need this for re-posting purposes.
>>29717175>Mori99% ironic weebs, 1% people pretending to be Japanese.>InaA mixture of neets, drawfags, and white knights that don't understand boundaries. Almost all of them are vitamin D deficient.>AmeTwitchfags with a few people that are actually good at video games.>KiaraSchitzos and soi boys mostly.>GuraLiteral children and meme obsessed faggots.
>>29717577I'm not against anything I just don't know what a Koopa is.
>>29717547How do you bypass the contribution cap? I'm not tech smart but want to throw more money at my cute chikin waifu
>>29717514Based and 1911pilled.
>>29717366Kiara has already announced she's doing a Christmas stream. Which other holos would do it?I think it's safe to say Ina's out of the running.
>>29717605I'm saying this about the history of China in general
>>29717486Honestly really looking forward to this. Botan's easily one of the smartest Hololives (up there with Aqua), if she actually tries she'll easily make it as HoloEN 0.5
>>29717485I remember this. Whatever obligations she has is probably what keeps her busy most Sundays too. She's been pretty vague about it, though, beyond "I'll see if I can squeeze in time to stream".
>>29717267This is true.
>>29717484One way or another
>>29717405She's got a great sense of comedic timing. Good observational humor as well.
>>29717321I can imagine Cover just doesn't care or really provide any guidance. >>29717316The driving point was "Why is Kiara releasing this so prematurely?" She's obviously pretty aware of the possible and the current controversy behind it. I also think she's taking it as an opportunity to kind of show off that she doesn't give a fuck, but the motivating factor would more than likely be to show her support/love towards one of her genmates. I do think those girls really like each other a lot. On the other end, Gura has been suffering from success pretty hard that I am pretty sure she asked her genmates about it. I'd imagine most of them were like, "Don't worry about it," but Kiara probably worked up a win/win/win scheme. Combine all that with Gura's complete silence despite dropping vague hints and preparations, her bringing up how excited she was about Christmas (Christmas BGM directly after Halloween) and never bringing it up again, everything kind of falls into place. I would expect there to be near silence on it until relatively close to its release. Maybe a week or two prior to Christmas. I would also expect Gura to not want to hype it up at all, but make it out as a "thanks to you guys (and my senpais)" kind of thing. Gura probably also doesn't want to take the entire spotlight for it, and will probably attempt to get the other girls as involved as Kiara did for her stuff.
Cute!
>>29716229>>29716190Why does this smug lewd looking witch look like shes from asanagis visual literature?
>>29717580Roboco and Klaius, I guess
>>29717524She roasted them in Asacoco for simping to her.https://youtu.be/CSzsKsi_1Vk?t=696
TAKOS DON'T DESERVE HUMAN RIGHTS!
>>29717477Is that Klaius over there kekAbsolutely amazing anon, good work. I'd love to see a color version.
>>29717583MOSHI MOSHI?
>>29717616You know that overlap kinda checks out.
>>29717364Amelia is time traveling between streams. While her first stream was debut stream for us, it was her graduation stream for her.
Is Haachama ever gonna finish Red Heart?
>>29717420>>29717619Only those who are "in the know" can watch Koopa's debut
>>29717622Make more accounts.
>>29717532>very wealthy familyIs that part of why the jannies were seething so hard?
>>29717593Everything in her head revolves around herSchizo glasses off: Maybe she just doesn't know any better and is just as bird brained as always
>>29717651Good question
>>29717267How about something more logical: Gura has been working on her 1 million stream so long that she now waits until she hits the 1.5 milestone
>>29717616>1% people pretending to be Japanese.Didn't Mori say that a significant portion of her viewers are actually JOPs? Usually in JOP hours probably contributes to this.
>>29717408Anyone who regularly goes through alleyways in areas with a high crime rate are asking to get mugged, raped, or murdered.Also as >>29717540 said you're far more likely to be targeted by people you know than a complete stranger, raping people in public places is actually generally a really dumb and impractical idea.
>>29717374What's the strongest currency? Something better than CHF? Some arabian oil money currency maybe?
>>29717477yeah I'm thinking based. Some nice nods in there anon.
>>29717661Kek that's a good Narrative
>>29717593Germans lack basic empathy Anon pls andastand
>>29717043second onethey are not idols and only incels care about virginity
>Still dead hoursOkay let me ask a couple of questions, let's say that Gen 2 comes in and one of the girls is a black girl, so:1- What would you like her desing to look like?2- What would you like her personality to be like?3- Are there any talented black female Vtuber/Streamer/Artist/singer/etc. who have a chance of getting in Gen 2 at all?
>>29717669Yes
Give me your best Lore Narrative straight out of your ass.>Gura is an escaped criminal who ate Neptune and took his trident. She ran away from Atlantis and is wanted in all the seven seas which is why she stays on the surface.>Ame came from an alternate timeline where she is part of the MythBusters who hunt Mythological creatures. She single handedly hunted the other four. Feeling remorse she went back in time to try and befriend them instead starting HoloMyth.>Kiara is a burning chicken who bluffed and confidence herself into phoenixhood. She bluffed so hard that when she dies she revives from the sheer amount of belief that she will revive.>Mori started underground rapping in the underworld but the crowd was always dead silent. She also got banished from the underworld due to her raps being too cringe. Her break from scythe swinging wasn't a break at all but that she got fired.>Ina is actually an Eldritch abomination and our perception is just being manipulated to seeing her as she is. Her "Brain pats" is just her way to mind fucking you into being her slave. Her drawings drain your sanity the more you look at them..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9kacjVy7SEwas this the big yab moment?
Why are some of my fellow chumbuds so damn needy and clingy? Gura doesn't need to show her presence once every hour of every day. Creeps.
>>29717683clearly it's Japanese people pretending to be Japanese
>>29717697fuck niggersi'll drop hololive if they hire one
>>29717364I used to say it as a joke but she is actually getting cuter every single stream
>>29717211I think when Coco speaks english she trys to make it in a way that isn't too complex for the japanese viewers too.
What's YOUR KFP Profession?
>>29717307Superchat trains happening as memes or just to make the holos flustered has been a part of hololive since basically forever. I remember Korone mentioning that getting an empty red superchat was kind of eerie during her Last Armageddon stream only to then get like a dozen more of them while acting increasingly distressed about it. The blue superchat spam during toilet breaks on some channels is also a pretty harmless meme.But I really fucking dislike it in the case of the Canada vs America bullshit. It feels out of place in Hololive since it's kind of borderline political and it also come off as super attention whory.Plus it can easily kill the pace of the stream since it's completely disconnected from what the streamer is doing and saying. I do think Gura handled it about as well as she could have yesterday though.
>>29717662If she does, Aki Haato would take over again. It is basically a Lich's phylactery.
>>29716713Honestly no shame in skipping to rev 2.
>>29717668Ehh I just wanna drop a big supa from one account though...
>>29717697>a holoEN that can recreate that one 35 scene and get away with itNice.
>>29717716I just want her to be happy
>>29717701Ame is from the Vanderbilt family, that's why she loves rails.
>>29717727Director of marketing
>>29717701Gura and Ame have met before but for Gura it was thousands of years ago and for Ame it was like a year ago
>>29717648Her manager didn't even know where she lived. That's some next level not caring, even for Cover. This was like 2 managers ago though. I'd imagine Coco goes through them pretty quickly.
>>29717719Naruhodo.
>>29717697imagine the shitstorm if they do and people doxx the va and it turns out it is a white girl lol
>>29717716She's my pretend daughterwife and I can't live without her
>>29717727Head of Numberfagging Division
>>297176971. A good one2. Cool3. No fucking clue lol
>>29717683I believe it since the streamers see their viewer statistics (as we were awkwardly reminded at the start of Taiwangate) but it makes me wonder why superchat statistics show very minor income from Japan.Are JOPs afraid to superchat because it'd be intrusive in their eyes, or is this the "yellow monkey" image coming into play where they just superchat very small amounts?
>>29717673If she was actively working on it, it'd be safe to assume she was near completion if it wasn't going to be something grandiose - in which case Kiara's ordeal would create direct competition, which I don't think she would do. Makes more sense that Gura just doesn't want to "steal the spotlight" from her senpais, or go beyond her means. Her hitting the 1.5 million milestone is happenstance. There's a vague possibility, after the jazz karaoke, and possible public jazz karaoke afterwards, that she hits 2mil before whatever event she has planned.
>>29717697Only 40 more minutes until we return to the rice fields.
>>29717701These are all really dumb rrats.
>>29717374That's actually helping them in terms of attention because the minimum bar for a red one is lower, so its easier to send more.
>>29717716family problems and lack of parental love
>>29717580Roboco and Michael Myers Klaius. Roboco is a little harder to tell since I haven't colored the hoodie to be like her pink one.
>>29717749>96cmImagine
Why did Kiara ban me from her chat just because I said "Heil Chicken Hitler!" It was just a joke, I didn't mean anything by it
>>29717685Its unfair considering I have to pay 100 pounds for akasuper while the rest of the world enjoys a smaller rate, no I don't want to give ARS
>>29717701Sora is every Hololive, she just does voices. Collabs are pre recorded.
>>29717727I'm a contracted Chumbud that makes OC
>>29717727KFP data and market analytics
>>29717733>borderline politicalanon, there were taiwan numba 1 and Free Hong Kong sc`s
>>297176971. amazonian with abs2. unironically hates simps and makes fun of me constantly3. >talented black>talented womanlol
>>29717727IT admin. Shit sucks, ghosts keep chewing the cables
>>29717779Whats it look like when you are banned bro?
>>29717697Literally the only demand I'd have is that they find a person who doesn't base their entire identity around being black.
>>29717767I always thought most JOP viewers were NEETs who can't exactly afford to spurge on supas.
>>29717749Is this some time traveller's wife pedo shit
>>29717711There was literally nothing in the stream that made anyone upset. Just chat memeing, Amelia overreacting, and autists here taking it at face value.
>>29717767Same reason there isn't much global superchat for the other Holos, despite the world being a much bigger market. Watching free entertainment is one thing, but if you don't understand them, you're unlikely to give them money.
>>29717767The girls do not read kanji. Ina had several japs supachat and did not read them for that reason.
>>29717727KFP janitor
>>29717786>amazonian with absHello, based department
>>29717722they hired coco and mori though
>>29717716No.
>>29717566Is it even a narrative? What are the chances that a girl with no self-esteem isn't a pushover?
>>29717701Everything that has happened to the ENs is because of Ame's happy mistakes.>Gura leaving Atlantis>Mori quitting her day job>Ina finding the book>Kiara starting a franchise
>>29717727Head of the shitposting departmentStarting salary is 300k
>>29717652Huh.That was a day after the 4 simultaneous tweets seen here: >>/jp/thread/S27941294#p27941566I still don't know if the Taiwan overlap was actually to cover Haachama or if its a naive rrat, never did the digging to find out, But if it was, it would line up with the threads going nuclear and Coco indirectly addressing it.
FUCK OFF BACK TO /REDDIT/ LITTLE JANNY BITCHHaachama is literally a prisoner because of a fake pandemic
>>29717768She's settled on 1 public and 1 member karaoke per month. The jazz karaoke will probably be mid december and the public one on or close to Christmas
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1331500085213990912Is this an euphemism for eating ass?
>>29716802>Ideal>Reality
>>29717727KFP statistics clerk
Is it true that Coco was the one that interviewed the HoloENs?
>>29717813cocoa...
>>29717813I want to fuck the Asian and White niggers
>>29717755Are there even white VAs who can convincingly sound black?
Cute this is why it took Ina a while to put up i guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86IAmkd3PU
>>29716205I asked about sleep paralysis
>>29717649Pretty much what happened
>>29717785Oh right, I forgot about those. That only furthers my point though. That shit is in bad taste and has no place in Hololive. Just donate with a normal message or at worst with a marriage proposal or something.
>>2971778699% of america's music was made by black people they do have talent in cooking and music
>>29716319Minecraftbros? Does our server have this??
>>29717829Also, hopefully Meido is double based and fires that little faggot
>>29717404I assumed that the peko collab was originally scheduled at that time because of Kiara's minecraft issues, since she gets throttled at jp primetime, and I assume it's difficult for her to get access to cover's office during primetime too.
>>29717825SHE'S possibly HERE!And a good senpai for trying even if it didn't work.
>>29717648>Kiara supporting Gura from the shadows>Also turning Mori into unfiltered GFE behind the scenes>Least popular out of all 5 HoloENs>Her fanbase is sometimes viewed as a cult, or very fanatic at least>Can revive, according to loreWhere were you when Cover decided to recruit Jesus for Hololive?
>>29717801Kek
>>29717697Well, I'd hope her avatar is delicious brown chocolate, there's little enough of that in Hololive. I would hope her personality is not a tired stereotype like "sassy black girl" or "ratchet ghetto girl", both because that would be very dumb, off-brand for hololive, and the shitposting whenever she's brought up would make the threads unusable. If she just had you know, a nice fun/chill personality, I'd probably follow her. Enormous bonus points if she can sing soul (Not Noel SOUL, actual soul).None that I know of.
>>29717321>>29717648>>29717750Other than organizing them getting in touch w/ the artist they want and setting up their Live2D rigs, what the fuck does Cover do for any of them? I don't really hear anything good about their managers from them and didn't Aloe's situation get worse because of her manager?
>>29717780>Get paid £400 a month>An akasupa puts me in the red (haha)>Don't want to besmirch myself with ARSIt's a shame...
>>29717716I dunno, I just like posting Gura.
>>29717840I fucking HAVE JUNGLE FEVER for this bitch!
>>29717767Sometimes the Holo can't read your name and having your name read is half the fun. The other half is they are JOPs and can't understand the Holo so they feel less inclined to donate. Most EOPs don't donate to JP Holos.
>>29717648>Why is Kiara releasing this so prematurely?From another perspective Kiara is just catching up to Mori, who released a song on her debut and dropped a whole EP shortly after.Doesn't explain the voice packs but I don't know anything about those.
>>29717701>Gura and M**lody are sisters, has in IRL sisters>Amelia boyfriend is abusive and uses hololive to avoid him>Ina is into bestiality>Kiara is a descendant of Hitler>Mori came to Japan to escape from the bloods and the crips
>>29717832Ironmouse is super cute, but the other two have really bad models.
>>29717853Have you seen black people in sports? They make up only 13 percent of the population. Nigga genes are fucking steroids'.
>>29717832Kek fucking hell they look like exactly what people feared EN would be.
>>29717840this is unironically hot
>>29717586and Canada is the country with the reputation for dropping tons of akas. looks like they've already won.
>>29717853that's true but they smell weird
I said おちんちん in Haachama's JP stream
>>29717716She's literally my daughter
>>29717845Ina is cuter than usual!
>>29717879maybe dont even think about superchatting with your incomebeing a member is enough
>>29717366I don't know, I know Ame likes to tease, but I don't think she'd make this kind of joke.
>>29717840I want to SEX this gigantic brown BITCH!
>>297176971.Cortana from Halo 4 (version with nicy saggy titties and buck teeth).2. Removed from black stereotypes as far as possible. Nerdy, but also laid back.3.I don't no any good candidates, but I think that its better for cover hire rough diamonds and already pre-polished gems.
Gura isn't the one postponing it, it's Cover. They're getting merch out and they're taking forever because this was unprecedented.
>>29717477I love you bros.
Is Mythoclast a good way to refer to Kiara, considering how many fucking narratives she breaks every Zatsudan?
>>29717716So why is it fine for Gura to be clingy and needy to Ame but not us to Gura?
>>29717813Coco's dance moves alone would make you think she's black, although I guess it can be explained by growing up in Atlanta.
>>29717840How the-I don't think anyone could get that level of tan without developing skin cancer.
>>29717845Cute
>>29717832aren't they getting new models? Seems those were old streams
>>29717891You smell like milk.
>>29717727>making me remember those cringe ass chat nicknamesA fucking nugget inspector? Really?
>>29717845I bet whichever tako made that "Sakuna Matata" joke is over the moon right now.
>>29717366I hope there is a Christmas special stream and I hope its members only
>>29717853This, jazz, blues and rock n' roll are all based. Rap, meh.
How come there's no witch hololive
>>29717767Same reason kaigainiki donate to Towa but don't donate to Korone. They watch, but don't consider her "their" chuuba. She needs to start doing Japanese streams regularly if she wants that audience to be loyal.
>>29716385Whorelody's Papa is her biggest anti so hopefully he can sink that boat with false dmcas that he's still filing
>>29717840choco...
>>29717916>>29717922SakuINA will be the next one probably
>>29717697Not black. Just a typical anime design.Not like a typical black girl. I don't want any "niggas" ever said and I don't want any talk about race at all. Black people can't shut the fuck up about "they experience" like they're the only people who've had some uniquely horrible experience and they're special because of it. No liking BLM tweets or shit like that either.And no there aren't.
>>29717727Full time rat in the wall
>>29716792>BIG UPS TO MOMMA ANON FOR THE AK- FOR THE STUFFING THIS IS DELICIOUS YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO DO THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>29717716I just talk about how cute Gura is>>29717935Zion...
>>29717711I laughed when this happened because my mind went to the silly racial term as soon as she said it but I didn't actually expect her to say anything about it.
>>29717832jeesus, those are gen5 tier overdesigned
>>29717716if she gets annoyed by it she can just start scheduling dumb tweets to pacify them
>>29717840You just reminded me that I wanted to post this the other day
>>29717822Wait, I like this one.Would be a fun way to incorporate Ame into the holoEN lore, and it'd be funny if she was investigating them without knowing she was the cause.
>>29717917Doesn't seem like it.They even made a joke on twitter about Melody's "Live2D debut" which was just an MSPaint gremlin
>>29717935newfagchama........
>>29717903>Cover>Getting merch outGood one.
>>29717799Kore waVtubers are all about fantasy, anything goes as long as it's cool, cute, or both.Could be a massive ripped tomboy, or a small girl from an island, etc.
>>29717919Sounds like something that would come from KFP
BROS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86IAmkd3PUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86IAmkd3PUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86IAmkd3PU
>>29717935There's Harry Potter Girl if you're into that.
>>29717918Who doesn't like milk?
All other holos suck, Haachama is the only one that's worth it. Prove me wrong, you can't.
>>29717978CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29717845>sakuna matata
>>29717850They both have really strong maternal instincts.
>>29717805>Ame: Uhh... name I can't read, 10Q!It's at least better than Towa spending 2 minutes attempting to read the kanji. Maybe the retarded nature of kanji readings is why almost all Holos have their first names in hiragana or katakana.
>>29717701
>>29717727KFP Numberfagging Recordkeeper
>>29717972
>>29717912https://bglh-marketplace.com/2016/03/pics-swedish-women-are-doing-chocolate-spray-tans-to-darken-their-skin/
>>29717857Coco really cares about her girls. The bugs were insane to try and pry her from Hololive.
>>29717845I wonder if she will shill Clip Studio Paint, her preferred drawing program. Currently 50% off for black friday.
>>29717977I'm jealous, I'm one day off
>>29717892おめでとう on your reps
>>29717983Lactose intolerant people, I imagine.
>>29717845>Sakuna matataGet this bitch out of here
>>29717912Imagine if light skinned girls COULD though.
>>29717961Ahh fuuuck the whole thing is a fucking con it's worse than I imagined.
>>29717958It would be the classic 12 monkeys setup that tends to be kind of common in time travel media, and you could take it in many different directions. The comedic play is as you say, she's investigating these weird 'creatures' but ends up being the cause of them. The more tragic one would be she's trying to stop them from their eventual doom but caused it all in the first place.
>>29717988a true Haaton wouldnt say that, he might ignore others but woulndt compare
>>29717969What even is a good merch idea for Gura? Ass mousepad?
>>29717983The people who can't drink it I guess. Do you think any of the holos are lactose intolerant? I know asians are more predisposed to it than other races
>>29718004
>>29717701>>29717883Fuck i speedreaded and didn't see the lore part>Gura actually came from r'lyeh and gave the book to Ina>Ina tentacles come from her anus>Mori hopes her fans kill themselves so she can have sex with their souls>Kiara is actually a mercenary and created KFP to launder money>Ame is into dog bestiality because she came from a timeline where bestiality is normal
>>29718031puffy cunny mousepad
>>29717977based you went from sword to shield
>>29717977I miss the dagger, Day 1 bro.Hopefully she gets them redone soon because these are butt ugly.
>>29716617YouTube is starting to put ads on your videos even if you don't monotize them, honestly this seems like a sensible solution to YouTube's fuckery, other alternative being charity.
Hololive ID Gen-2, where can we expect the debut, and what can we expect in terms of numbers?We know they already auditioned a ton of girls, but is there more info?I don't doubt they will be more successful than the first trio, but can they reach EN numbers if they are promoted right? Will Cover just pull a Nijisanji and rebrand the whole branch as something like Hololive Global or something like that?
>>29717857Do you think Haachama understands Coco tried to help her out or do you think she's wracked with guilt because Coco was simply "copying" her and yet took the overwhelming majority of the abuse?Who's suffered more?
>>29717977So now you're no longer daggers, you're shields?
>>29718038>Mori hopes her fans kill themselves so she can have sex with their soulsThis goes against established canon, she explicitly forbids her fans from suicide.
>>29717727I work in the Janitorial Department. I’m pretty much in charge of cleaning up the room after the KFP manwhores do their thing
>>29718035
>>29717955What's wrong with Botan?
>no tako waiting room>go take a shit>tako waiting room is upIt was that easy
>>29718021Eugh. I live in a place where tanning your skin is popular and let me tell you it looks like fucking shit. 2D>3D anyday for delicious brown.
>>29718057>what can we expect in terms of numbers?HoloID numbers...
>>29717972>>29718004>>29718035>Button that makes you cum really hard
>>29717977based day 1 Investigator
Haachama didn't have the HoloEN server listed in her minecraft's server list. Did she get banned from the EN server?
>>29717149>D emonstrate value- Her first solo stream of the week is always the cutest one and some of the best of the week (Paspartout, A way out, etc)>E ngage phtsically- close ups, reading non super chats, "I can smell you">N urturing dependance- more good streams and memeber streams along the week>N eglect emotionally- twitter silence near the end of the week, sometimes cancelling streams at the lat minute>I nspire hope- saturday and sunday TBA>S erparate entirely - no streams on sunday and monday, sometimes even saturady, and when she finally returns its a partySeems about right, she playing us better than any other EN, and most Sempais.
>>29717983>>29718034Ame doesn't like it because it makes her throat feel scratchy, but that isn't intolerance.
Tbh if you find any interesting girls that you think should join hololive just spam whatever chat you are in with them after cover opens up the en 2-3 auditions thats how we got HER
>4. Vtubers who inspire Mori UPDATED.mp4This is pretty old thing by now, but I have seen literally no discussion about it, and it always made me wonder.Since they did the interview only a month after debut, what are the chances that it originally had Mori mentioning Coco, and they later removed her?
>>29717840>>29717959>Coco will never snoosnoo you to death.What's the point?
>>29717977>tfw joined one week late
>>29717832If you can get over Ironmouses first 15 minutes of oh my god thank you for the subs i can't believe it oh my god. Shes pretty funny and cute.I'm pretty sure the Zen person is just a dude because they won't talk with an "im mute" excuse. The rest are pretty irrelevant but Melody seems like a good girl.
>>29718010I didn't know this. I may get it.
>>29717988Haachama was awesome... sadly, she faded away and is but a memory in our hearts nowhttps://youtu.be/U5jBIcdRqdY?t=14You have to let go anon. It's not your fault...
>>29718075INA WAKE UP! YOU ARE GOING TO MISS YOUR STREAM!
>>29717903https://files.catbox.moe/evblmo.mp4>"I don't think I can talk about it quite yet">"I can't say much"I belib this rrat.
>>29718098she's only 180cm
>>29717779It was most likely an auto-ban. IIRC, Kiara said that she doesn't even know how to ban people.
>>29717477BASED. AS. FUUUUUUUCK,, unitychad!
Gura said milk gives her gas
>>29717893Hey Todd how goes the progress on TES6?
>>29718090different version probably
>>29718019Lactose intolerant here and I'm whiter than the Gundam. I still drink lactatid or those enzyme pills.
>>29717455Lamy is said to have a large amount of programming and software certifications. If it's true then she is definitely has a higher English powerlevel than she might let on. Thing is that it is primarily in reading and writing. Her actual spoken English is poor since she rarely needs to use it.
>>29718090EN's is a realm, not a server. They use different menus.
>>29717977Joined literally within minutes it was availible. Feels good.
>>29717977Feels good to be a day 1 supporter
>>29718097inspired =/= chasing clout
>>29718105isnt melody a literal whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNvsZJL57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNvsZJL57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNvsZJL57wget in
>>29718105How can a cam girl vtuber be a good girl?
>>29717564This is ok. It would only be wrong if it was males.
>>29718093Gura doesn't like cheese cause it fucks up her voice, but idk if any lactose product does that too.
>>29718112That's 11cm taller than me :3
>>29718058Archive anon here, any key words I can use to get to the bottom of that rrat? Everywhere else said it was bad management that couldn't relay news of Haachama's incident. Supposedly in her karaoke following the ban-triggering asacoco she was confused as to there being a problem.
>>29718138>>29718136She seems sweet and genuine. If she wants to do what she does thats her business.
>>29717777i see. that's pretty good
>>29718031Loaf of bread. I'd also love to have a hoodie or blanket replica of her shark hoodie so I can snuggle up in it while I watch her streams.
>>29717969I mean wouldn't that explain why it's taking forever?
>>29718007Sweden yes.
Has someone numberfagged Kiara's numberfagging on how often Kiara has numberfagged since her debut and also numberfagged on average numberfag per stream?
>>29718113DYRBI?Imagine if a real idol went on stage and just said "Yeah, all of you are creeps, none of you are allowed to attend our concerts, get out."
>>29718136Yes
>>29717564I love her mantle
>>29718095I really doubt the chat is why she applied. Also any indies already know what Hololive is.
>>29718034Typically you'll only develop lactose intolerance as an adult if you stop drinking milk entirely for 2-3 weeks. If you keep milk as a regular part of your diet it's quite rare to spontaneously become intolerant.Japs actually drink a decent amount of milk so even though they're genetically predisposed to lactose intolerance (really, just not predisposed to lactose tolerance, since it's a Euro thing) most of them can still drink it.
>>29718168matsuri has said this
>>29718105>Zen person is just a dudeIt is. Some random autist made a video to proof that.
>>29718150damn that's wholesome bro
>>29718133What? These are the Mori interview Patreon clip names. In that section Mori talked about vtubers who inspired her, and it had Holos. Was wondering if she also mentioned Coco (before it was edited out), since IIRC she did in her debut.
>>29718137Oh shit a Ninomae Ina'nis livestream? I've been waiting for this!
>>29718058I can't claim to know either of their thought processes since I'm a filthy EOP, but just from the way the two of them have acted since they got back, it seems like Coco is much harder hit by not being able to collab with her friends then Haachama is guilt stricken, but that could just be what leaks through and we never see the other side.
>>29717408Yeah but you haven't been raped in an alley have you?
How the FUCK do I get Mori to play NMH2? NMH2 has a Reaper boss for it's Rank 4 battle who sings for their BGM.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFXqJ--L_Kk
>>29718031PUFFY MONS mousepad
>>29718078Every Gen from the main branch has had very different success
Just watched this vshoujo trailer. Will they flop? I personally felt disgusted watching that.
>>29718176Poorfag shark...
>>29718188I need some hints i really want to see this lol.
>>29718019I shit like a leaking septic tank when I drink milk but I still drink everyday.
>>29717697>pic related>extremely seiso>there is one who does meme songs and weeb content on yt much like gura's old channel but she's too small to mention
>>29717779Kiara's manager is always on top of her so he probably mods her chat too.
>>29717977I was only planning to pay a month starting from her arcade date, and I'm sucked in it. I wish I member'd sooner
>>29718031A plushie and either a shark hat like the one she has or a hoodie
>>29718183>Typically you'll only develop lactose intolerance as an adult if you stop drinking milk entirely for 2-3 weeks.The hell does that work? I don't drink milk that regularly but I'm always fine whenever I do
Is there any violin girl in hololive like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exc4W3lZNG0
>>29718119Lactose intolerant
>>29717564What is it with reddit and thinking this is not what idols do?I'm not saying the holos are standard idols or anything but doing this is very much not the reason why.
>>29718009Coco genuinely cares for the other Holos, on a level I don't quite even understand yet. Maybe it's because she originally wanted to support them as staff, but she seems honestly very invested in the happiness of the other girls.
>>29718064Well, she SECRETLY hopes despite what she says in public
>>29717564Why hasn't Watame tried to make inroads with the ENs? I thought she would jump right on that
>>29718202Beg Marvelous for permissions first.
>>29718206STOP FUCKING ASKING HERE THOSE WHORES HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH HOLOLIVE
>>29718168Getting banned from chat doesn't prevent you from watching her streams though
>>29718206No, they already have an established audience. Nothing changes other than having a group attached.>>>/trash/
>Your Oshi>Would they actually want to hang out with you one on one?
>>29718150t. canadian
>>29718229The bacteria that were helping you digest it can die off and not grow back.
>>29718090EN uses minecraft realms. It’s like EnMa just searched “minecraft server” on google and clicked on the first result.
>>29718247She can't into English.
>>29718229Apparently milk is bad for your stomach but some ppl generate tolerance to it so they can drink it whenever they like and so the intolerance doesn't affect you.
>>29718176Doesn't Gura never wastes an opportunity to shit talk consoles?
>>29718031Shark hat and hoodie, obviously. Also a bottle of Gawr Gura branded vodka.
>>29718253>>29718255Good.
>>29718247I hope she does soon she's very cute
>>29717648I believe it.Whenever Gura brings up Kiara, or Kiara brings up Gura, with regard to their interactions, they always mention "singing to each other" on Discord. The two are most certainly aware that a singing collab is what most fans of both of them want, but it's impossible to do with the latency. So the only thing Kiara can do is support Gura from behind the scenes. Given the two are polar opposites socially, Kiara nudging Gura towards working towards a song release by doing her own makes sense.
>>29718119Every day ends with a Tums festival!
>>29718242shes even taking care of a cripple holoshe sees herself as a mother for hololive
>>29716536She sounds exactly how I imagine a squeaky toys would if they could speak english. Not a diss, btw, totally dig her.
>>29718104>tfw you realise that one day Haachama will fade away and not return...
Curse of the 25th has passed for our JP girls the only ones now left is our NA girls, let's hope nothing happens especially to Ame cus she's the highest candidate for the curse today cus La Noire yabais
>>29717564Watame is so fluffy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I JUST WANNA SLEEP ON HER AND GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST
>>29718265Neither can Polka but that didn't stop her
>>29718256GuraIf given the opportunity, yes.
>>29718217But she's from the middle east
>>29718235I think there's one or two that do piano streams... Gura did one when she sang when playing the ukelele?
>>29718272It's just normal ass plum wine but with a price hike of +500% cause someone put a pekora image on it
>>29718126I hope she works on that. I would like to be pandered to by one of the GFE holos.
>>29718256>Gura>Yes we're both into rhythm games and have a low attention span
>>29718291Imagine making a sweater out of her wool and giving it to Noel.
>>29716843This only proves why Fubuki is a living legend and a true Friend.
>>29718221Kiara's manager is basically a babysitter with how often Kiara almost says yab things on stream. I definitely don't envy her.
>>29718251Sakuna is a Marvelous game. Surely they have permissions.
>>29717405check the archives, some autist wrote a 600-word essay on it
>>29717697In a tangential topic, if Kuruminha does not join HoloBR I will burn Coverr-Brazil down.
>>29718303Your point is what, exactly? That's how branding works.
>>29718256InaNo
>>29718031gura chibi plushie
>>29718242Has she ever mentioned trying for a manager position on stream? She does take the leader role for 4th gen, I can easily imagine her putting in the work to establish EN, what with all the effort she spends on Asacoco.Must have brought happy tears to her eyes, watching Gura shout her out in that karaoke.
>>29718298Gura has not played her ukelele on stream
Is anyone picking up anything good from the steam sale?
>>29718303Well yeah, thats how marketing works. Maybe she spits in every batch
>>29716843Another girl may be my oshii but Fubuki is my hero
>>29718297I'd be pretty into a sandnigger chuuba.t. sandnigger
>>29718323Sakuna appears to be a special case because of the developer announcing people have carte blanche
>>29718323Just because they have permissions for one game doesn't mean they have permissions for the company's entire catalogue. It's annoying, I know.
>>29716699Membership or throw a SC at her during a MC stream. She usually reads the chat a lot during those and tends to read out load the names of new membs.
>>29718168Heil Hitler is definitely the kind of thing that would go in an autoban filter though
>>29718337Didn't she for one of her member only campfire karaoke things?
>>29718291Same, I need to touch fluffy sheep.
>>29718303Yeah that's usually what merchandise is.
i've never watched a haachama stream do i have to
>>29717564I don't blame them.Hitsuji mofu mofu.
>>29718288Haachama was never permanent. She only exists due to a corruption when Akai Haato digivolves. A very rare event. Normally she would turn into either Amelia, Nenechi, Aki Rose or Polka depending on the stats you trained her in at the time.... but there's a 0.000001% chance of data corruption
>>29717697>let's say that Gen 2 comes in and one of the girls is a black girlLiterally the least black looking character possible with a coat of brown skin on top of it so it appeals to everyone. People like to bitch about appropriation but as soon as they see a slightly brown character : "they black".
>>29718202REAPER REAPER
>>29718321I find it very amusing Kiara thinks she can be left alone during her superchat sessions and doesn't get why the manager sticks around.
>>29718289You know you are not in the clear till the month ends, right? Sometimes it hits on the 27th
>>29718336She applied as a staff, probably not manager, but it was something to help the JP girls interact with their overseas audience. Maybe the subs for the official Hololive channel?
>>29718309Friend... Invite her to collab, onegai...
>>29718363>have tono son, you don't have to. You get to, and feel blessed at that.
>>29718303And Yu-gi-oh/Pokemon/MTG cards are just cardboard.
>>29718256InaProbably. Most of my friends are similar to her, but it's hard to say.
>>29718256i'm really fucking socially awkward probably not
>>29718298>>29718357She mentioned as part of her goals in her debut stream to play ukelele or banjo on stream. But she hasn't done that yet.Also for the member stream it was all yt karaoke videos on campfire theme, she never played them.
>>29718256Ame.Yes. We have the same taste on songs and both bad at videogames. Plus I had the same miserable life.
>>29718256AmeliaYes, if only she had the chance. I guarantee I would charm her
>>29718367THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME
>>29718337Gura plays all of the instrumentals live on her karaoke streams, even the horns.
GURA........WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
>>29718256AmeHell no she wouldn't.
>>29718256GuraI’m a great conversationalist so yeah, it’s tiring though
>>29718256KiaraNo I'm boring as all hell. Least I like JRPGs
>>29718235Luna used to play piano, but her wrists are fucked up now.What is wrong with her, btw? It's like her body's failing in a new way every month.
>>29718235Maybe HoloEn 2 will have that shit. HoloEN gen 1 being so stacked I predict HoloEN 2 might have>Skilled Pianist/Or other instrument>Skilled Game Dev>Actually skilled gamer>Dancer (for 3d?)>Koopa (Koopa)
>>29718380That collab would probably break YT.
>>29718388Amelia is good at video games though.
>>29718395Anyone got that Zombie Meow image? Looks kinda like this
>>29717564Hard to tell where Watame tits really are. Sometimes their hands go throught.
>>29718350Ahh damn that explains why so many people are playing it.>>29718351That's really annoying. I hate Japanese businessmen. Suda51 seems based though, so I feel like he wouldn't mind people playing his games.
>>29718395she has a smile so probably ame
>>29717477Unfathomably based
>>29718215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tIGnm2Dppo
>>29717564As the joke go "Yagoo try to make his own AKB48 but ended up with an AK47"
>>29718402Glass cannon build.
>>29718377How the fuck did she get turned into a talent then??? Like yeah I know she's good at the EOP-interaction shit but does Cover really?
>>29718389I don't particularly like this community, but posts like this that get genuine laughs out of me keep me coming back.
>>29717977>tfw Mori enabled membership first but teamates get to see their badge first because no fucking streams.
>>29718337HER did pretty often though
>>29718256KiaraI'm probably too awkward
>>29718256ameliayeah, shes a nice personable girl and we share so many exact interests and things we did/played as kids that its almost uncanny. I get on really well with people who have the same interests with me
>>29716546Wich one is better?
>>29718344She also has PTSD and became a child soldier to get revenge on the USA because they killed her family.
>>29718409You don't actually think this, do you?
>>29718202What is it with these threads always wanting and suggesting that Calli plays certain games, when she herself admits to be terrible at them and in fact almost never streaming games in general, for the exception of the occasional sponsor ones.I swear I see fuckers always getting hyped for her to play certain games, when in reality if they ever do get permissions the people who are FAR most likely to play them being Gura, Ame or Ina instead?
>>29717697I wouldn't care if there was a black vtuber as long as she doesn't spill ebonics everywhere. Ebonics would filter me and I would drop them immediately.
>>29718256wtf do holos do if they find a man they like? they cant have bfs... that's sad af bros
So who's going to be the best at Smash?
>>29718409Which one?
>>29718435It's okay, we got two tomorrow.
>>29717838yest. coco
>>29717697Why are you so obsessed with getting a black girl into Gen 2?Are you a black girl?
>>29718448How new?
>>29718448>they can't have bfsAs far as you know, anyway
>>29718445I just need to see her play DMC5SE as vergil
>>29718425I mean, it seems to have worked out for them since they ended up with the biggest earner in the company. The rest of Cover might be incompetent fuckwads, but whoever does their talent scouting should be building an empire.
>>29718452Ame
>>29717564you obviously dont know anything about idolsliterally its ok if its a girl
>>29718443Based and jihadpilled.
Gura leg shaving ASMR when?
>>29718448Meh. You're expected to sign away your romantic personal life for the next ~10 years in exchange for making tens of thousands of dollars a month.Worth it.
I love it when Ina streams, I don't even have to hire a therapist, I just fall asleep
>>29718445Hey, a deadbeat can dream.
>>29718434It's not even a question if she can play them or not, she mentioned having access to a variety of instruments meaning she can play most of them. Stop HERfagging.
>>29718425She was a known, relatively popular streamer already, it's not really a huge stretch that Cover offered her a spot in gen4 instead because of that.
>>29718057They should have them collab with EN as soon as possible and join the Minecraft servers.
>>29718479Right now
>>29718444She seems pretty good to me. I've seen her beat a lot of games already. Also nice digits.
>>29717457Explain, schizo.
>>29718256MoriNo, I'm a shitty person
>>29718452100% Ame, she's the only one that even seems to have a main.That said they're going to play with stage hazards and items and I doubt Ame will dominate every game because I doubt she's good enough to play around that inherent rng.
>>29718256KiaraYes. I know how to handle various rifles, machine guns, and anti-tank weapons, and am also quadrilingual. We will have lots to do together!
>>29718452Gura. Smash is basically a rhythm game.
>>29718462Yes
anyone got a timestamp for Gura calling Kiara a stinky bitch from her latest minecraft stream?
>>29718452me
>>29718452Gura, because she'll probably lag switch on wifi
>>29718482yea but it's worse for women because their eggs are limited and the chances of having retarded offspring increases
>>29718504Well if you're interesting I'm sure people will give you a chance.
>>29718445>CalliNewfag gtfo REEEEEEAlso, she does stream vidya, was surprisingly good at Crash, and has talked endlessly about the games she wants to play for us, but they're locked behind permissions hell.
>>29718508God I wish I was Kiara
>>29718504You're stinking up my /jp/, get outta here
>>29718452Which ones are playing through OBS?
>>29718339>he buys video games
>>29718482I mean no wonder they hire broken girls. A lot of them didn't want to get married anyway and thought themselves inadequate, so there's no loss involved in taking the deal.
>>29718497She really isn't. She's okay at Valorant and Apex and that's only because she spent a thousand hours or more in them. She's pretty bad at everything else.
>>29718472>>29718500Ame isn't good at two dimensional games. I think Gura will be the best.
>>29716927Yeah, hahaha, let's get this streamer into trouble, hahaha so based... Just go jump off the roof Anon, you are just wasting oxygen
>>29718256gurairl probably not, both too awkward.online probably
>>29717697>1- What would you like her desing to look like?No idea>2- What would you like her personality to be like?Hopefully not shit>3- Are there any talented black female Vtuber/Streamer/Artist/singer/etc. who have a chance of getting in Gen 2 at all?No idea.Worst case scenario, her roomate is a hyper LGBT BLM or ANTIFA supporter. Even worse if she puts the politics into shit.BEST case scenario: she's none of that. And even if she is BLM type faggotry, she keeps it hidden (like how Kiara is LGBT supporter but doesn't take genuine political stances). Also she'll understand why JPs might not want to collab with her OR are intimidated by her. They're already intimidated by Mori, but a REAL black would scare the fuck out of them, no matter how fluent they are in Japanese. If they choose the right girl, the end result could be very very good. But that's the challenge. If she's a right winger that'd be based too, but that's rare.
>>29718516Man what a bad deal, can't believe hardly any women have took up Vtubing
>>29718452I think Gura. Fighting games are more similar to rhythm games. I wonder which character Ina will play as.
>>29718461sup coco
>>29718487You’re an idiot for even replying to the guy
>>29718452Gura said she played a lot before and even mentioned her main being Meta Knight.
How did /hlgg/ react when Matsuri groped Lamy on their offcollab?
>>29718529Oh God, Smash's netcode on top of that. Poor Ame.
>>29718336Coco might not intentionally push for EN. But she's the first living proof that gaijins can adapt to hololive image. ID was a trial run and it didn't seem so bad then EN got a go ahead signal from the management.
>>29718503Smash is nothing like a rhythm game.
>Suisei guerilla in a few minutesGomen Ina...
>Amelia will never do a historic farms watch alongIt hurts bros...
>>29718454I hope she manages to sort the video and get some rest before that, considering she liked Kiara's tweet posted at 3 am JST
>>29718452Gura If she actually practiced like she said she was going to.
>>29718370Kiara's that you have to watch carefully, because the second you take your eyes off of her, she'll wander off.
>>29718256InaWe could talk about Arknights for a bit but I think we have pretty different senses of humor.
>>29718272You just know if Mori got a wine deal or kiara fot some sor orf food deal, people would come out of the woods to hate on them and call the cashgrab jews.
>>29718435Seen mine.
>>29718023They are too lazy to doom the world when they could sit around and play Miiineecrraffftt
>>29718570karaoke?
>>29718504Apply to hololive then you dumb slut. Also please speak exclusively in ebonics.
>>29718452Don't know if Ina has mentioned her familiarity with Smash. I'm leaning towards Gura because Ame hasn't given me any confidence in navigating platforms lol.
>>29718545>No Politics unless I agree
>>29718010First time I've ever actually seen a mod hit someone for shilling, that's wild.
Odds are the Holos are better at games than they might seem. Streamer brain is a major gaming skill debuff, it takes a particular talent to be able to play games at anything resembling full efficiency while still speaking and interacting with viewers.But Hololive is not a gaming focused group so we don't care about them being good at the games, we watch for the vtuber, not the game. Right?
>>29718471Oh yeah definitely, their scouting department is carrying the entire company on their backs. It really feels like they have the devil's luck, taking a bullet and falling over just to dodge the incoming cannonball (CN and new China regs)>>29718490I'm just laughing at the thought of her roommate getting tired of the streaming business and wanting a nice, relaxing job only to get even more success. DJ Khaled shit right here
>Gura doing 2 collabs with Ina this week>said Ina before Ame when talking about the smash collabUh oh bros...
>>29718298Congrats, you're as dumb as the JOP clipwatchers.
>>29718570Why is suisei singing at 5 in the morning?
>>29718472>>29718500>they STILL fall for the "Ame is good at games" meme
>>29718582I'd try to be funny for Ina, but I know from experience that 95% of my jokes don't land and she'd probably just think I was a creep or a stupid asshole for trying.
>>29718593Yeah, not him but I'm grateful as I don't watch Ina
>>29718452Whoever watches the basic tutorial video of their main character and what their bread and butter combos are.
>>29718583You're probably right. It's ogey when Pekora does it. Mori wine deal would make a ton of sense though.
>>29718593Yeah
>>297176971. diversity2. strong independent black woman who don't need no man3. MtF Trihex
Hey it's time for Ina's stre- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
anyone know if you use MPV to watch does it add to the viewer count
I don’t really know how to say this but I think Hololive is helping me quit porn
>>29717408>>29717540This. Conceal carry if you're so scared. S&W Ez Slide for babby hands or the Sig P238 is perfect for women. It's not gonna happen anyway unless you're dressed like you deserve it.t. Gun owning femanon
>>29718508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_gHp97QzIcTakodachi, we are blessedshe will always be there for us, even when Cover will have to close up shop for some reason she will return in different incarnation, and so will we after we shed our tentacles
>>29718569Maybe in FINAL DESTINATION but in any other mode is just grabbing items + rng
I feel bad, I didn't have anything to do today at work, but I didn't say a thing about it so I could post about hololive here.
>>29718562Didn't know it happened. Not even sure if true or narrative, and therefore don't care.
>>29718629>>29718624Ah based, thanks. Love her singing and I'm tired of the damn rice game.
>>29717988Are we only talking about EN streaming holos? If yes, then based, if no, then go take your meds.
>>29718445Because I want to see *her* having fun, what the others play is secondary to me.
>>29718610>unless I agreeThat doesn't mean she should shill it. No matter which way she leaned if she takes a stance she's getting graduated
>>29718638It's common. Now get out of here, dumb frog poster.
>>29718256what if you met your oshi and she fucking hated you
>>29718281>chimkin>helping instead of draining resources and competing, like her cutthroat idol dream has taught herAnon, please.
>>29717977Based investigator
>>29718625Honestly, I don't think they'll even need combos to dominate. Whichever remembers they have a shield button, and spams short hop aerials is going to destroy the other two.
>>29718622Good is relative, compare her to Gura or Ina.
>>29718622They're all awful. Ame has some experience with the game, though.
>>29717844There probably are but they wouldn't do that because there's no market for it and it would be considered racist. They could also hire a genuine wigger who's default voice is just like that naturally, but I think that would be extremely unlikely.
https://streamable.com/yozxwr
>>29718562>/hlgg/>watching JP streams
avocado
>>29718569Smash is recognizing your opponent's play style and preferred moveset and tailoring your own to match them. You're just playing against another human instead of a script.
>>29718630Stop lusting after sistas who don't need no man.
>>29718638I managed to go all of September and October without doing so. New PB.
>>29718621either pol depression hitting her or she's starting to aim for EOPs since she put an english stream title
>>29718640>ywn get capped by a sluttily dressed femanon ccw'ing a pistol up her vag.
>>29718641The real unbelievable part about this image is their being 4 people online at once outside of group collabs
>>29718676Why was she bored?
>>29718676I heard that too. Did she mean to say "born for it" or something? Since they were talking about cooking skill
>>29718638I hope it will also help you quit posting frogs.
>>29718551Are you retarded? I'm not even talking about HER but smth Gura said on stream so this faggot doesn't have any base to answer like he knows Gura.
>>29718452Whoever SDs the least.
>>29718637Just use Jetri, anon.
>>29718649How is that like a rhythm game?>>29718684That assumes high level play, we know they're all just going to spam attacks.Regardless by that logic any competitive genre is basically just a rhythm game.
>>29718703>>29718705Too easy for a cooking master like Haachama.
>>29717838considering she had literally no idea what their skill sets were when she was talking about their debut streams and was lamenting on how 'high spec' they were, I really doubt she had much of a hand in the scouting processshe advertised it relentlessly and maybe had some input on it's creation behind the scenes but that's probably it
>>29718672I think both Ame and Gura like playing Kirby. Gura also mentioned metaknight. Since Smash is just a Kirby fighting game and Gura loves Kirby I'm going to say she wins.
>>29718703>>29718705Since she's such a good chef she's obviously saying Overcooked 2 is childsplay to her
>>29718699I mean she could just keep it in her handbag.
Sex
>>29718640>>29718699>they don't deliberately dress slutty in hopes of an opportunity to legally murder someone
>>29718638Hopefully it helps you to stop being a frog posting newfag as well faggot
>>29718681AVOCADO
>>29718183I almost never drink straight milk, but I think I eat cheese, ice cream, sour cream, yogurt ect pretty much every day. Same effect?
>>29718445She does like games, about half of her streams this month have been gaming streams, and she's spent significant chunks of her zatsudans talking about games she'd like to play, her biggest problem seems to be her own weeaboo tastes mean that she can't play 90% of the chiefly japanese games and genres she likes so much because japanese companies are pains in the ass. she's not saying she's bad at games because she doesn't like them, she's saying it because she's actually kind of pissed that she's bad at them, but self-deprecating makes it seem like she's in on the joke when people mock her for it.
>>297176971. Tomboy2. TOMBOY3. Me
>>29716711I wonder if Amelia will get a starry eyed kouhai that loves her in Gen 2. It has been a thing for JP generations too
>>29718665I'm sure she would.
>>29718452it doesn't matter because they're going to use items
>>29718666Our chickin has turned away from the idol industry path, she blazes a new, more wholesome one now
>>29718562Thread had a meltdown. Pretty much just Snowfags vs menherafags for a whole day
>>29718363Well, you sure are missing out. She's pure yet degen waifu.
Ameee
Ina's viewership today...
>>29718740Yeah, just keep a balanced diet and you should be fine, none of that vegan or veggie shit.
I seriously doubt EN Gen2 is ever gonna happen at this point
How are the Japanese gonna react when they realize Mori is in fact a dork?
>>29718256InaI hope so.
>>29718681abortion?
The overcooked stream was only an hour long? bros...is that a rule now after the moona coco thing?
>>29718647Our priestess is the best
>>29718731-with waachama's fat sweaty tits after she rages at childrens platformers
>>29718452Whichever one picks DK.
>>29718764'Is this the moe we've forgotten?'
>つーかさ ENともっとコラボしろよJPはよ 言葉通じないからこそ面白いんだから別に英語できなくても気にすんな>878 ENとのAmong us見たらそんな気楽には出来ないでしょAre elevens retarded? Kiara is gonna collab with Pekora in 2 days. And Mori is collabing with Korone soon. I guess 5ch only cares about Gura.
why is sakuna so popular
>>29718717Smash is less of a rhythm game but people usually make that comparison with traditional fighting games, particularly link based fighters like Street Fighter, because the combos do have a rhythm. People used to use a metronome to learn timing on SFIV combos. Having played both I'd say timing does matter in Smash combos too but it's less of a focus than traditional fighters. There's more to fighting games than combos anyway though.
I love Niggerman!
>>29718641speaking of which, I remember there being a cut in an early ina minecraft vod when she went to sleep. Did I miss out on some yab in the chat or something?
>>29718452The Inkling main
Has someone done a race poll yet? With all the polls posted by SEA, someone would have made one. Anyone got the results?
>>29718764Mass suicide
>>29718764My boy is cool, COOL!
>>29717977Next badge kinda looks the same. She should update it to make it more flashy.
tako time!
>>29718638Hololive actually broke my 4chan perception of "egirls" and I don't enjoy porn anymore either. But kill yourself, dumb frog poster.
>>29718772Only if they aren't having fun
>>29718792It's a legitimately excellent game
really looking forward to Ina asmr if she does it because you just know she's the kind of person who will actually research it, to the reps, practice a lot to make sure it actually is what it's supposed to be and good
>>29718764Do they not hear her speak Japanese?
>>29718767no
>>29718785Kiara's also doing the holotalk thing.
>>29718785i cant read google translate
>>29718571But Gura will
>>29718791I'd agree that all fighting games have a sense of rhythm to them to be sure, both Smash and traditional fighters, but I still think it's a stretch to claim that rhythm game experience translates to success in both genres. It's like saying my Touhou experience will make me good at Smash because I know how to not get hit.
What the fuck was that noise inaaaaaa
>>29718785>wanting gura to collab with JOPsgee i wonder what this reminds me of
>>29718774>purposefully recommend games to Ame that will just get her frustrated and worked up for the hatesex that follows>but it's really just colorful nintendo games and mascot platformers
>>29718681YES. AVOCADO!
>>29718792Very fun, go play it
>>29718785>b- b- but same-chan kawaiiiTwo nukes wasn't enough...
>>29718799So Ina
The insanity is starting to kick in
>>29718812>tfw thought the first 2 were little swords>that makes absolutely no fucking sense, don't question it>tfw retarded
>>29718762If it happens I hope they wait for at least one and a half year
>>29718669Your overestimating their ability of you think they even know what a short hop is.
>>29718708There’s always a HERfag vs antiHERfag timeloop everyday for 4 days now and it’s always around this time. It’s probably the same people everytime. Are you the same antiHERfag?
>>29716675TOO LATE RETARDYOU'RE GOING TO THE SUBARU REALM
>>29718702I thought it was females being on 4ching. Seriously what are you even doing here, this is the boys club, I can't call a girl faggot, especially not a vtuber.
>>29718840What noise?
>>29718562>/hlgg/>react when 2 JPs do their dumb JP shit???
>>29718854where is gura
>>29718847This place is identical
>>29718854post artist's twitter
LOOK AT HER GO
>>29718829
>>29718717>Regardless by that logic any competitive genre is basically just a rhythm game.On the meta level, yeah. Its about how two characters' objective strengths and weaknesses line up. This is what the game itself is built around. On an even more meta level, its what I mentioned prior about friends knowing each others movesets.Most open-world games are just thinly-veiled excuses to have hours of fetch quests and grinding, its up to the player to get invested in the characters and world. You can boil most games down to one or two actions, so I suppose it would be more appropriate to say that Smash is a more elaborate rhythm game.
>>29717977>>29718812It's really funny to me that Ina already has a 2 year membership icon set up.
does Ina's stream have super low background static?
>>29718666People throw around the word "toxic" a lot, but the idol industry is genuinely that. While dumpster diving I decided to catch up with some of chicken's haters back in those days, and they're all miserable nobodies now. One was posting giant suicidal walls of text on their Instagram a few days ago. The idol culture isn't healthy for anyone. Chicken might be dumb, but she's smart enough to step away from that life.
>>29718612Sure. But it still would be better if they didn't suck as much.
how much time do you think ina spends coming up with these video titles
>>29718785She is the only one that matters in the end, Kiara has had several collabs already and they had zero impact, the Calli collab with be a disaster like always because she will be unprepared and sleepy.
I gotta admit, of all the JP/EN collabs I was expecting, it definitely wasn't Korone/Mori, and it definitely wasn't my expectation KORONE would've been the one to initiate contact.
>>29718731I want to ground pound JP artists that don't tag their art.
>3kTakos, apologize
Ina seems to be in a good mood today, she's cuter than usual
Ina is cringe lmao
You are at 2 months....right anon?
>>29718798just her discussing with one of the staff members the XIV collab that apparently never happened, didn't realize chat wouldn't be wiped.
Ina seems cuter than usual today!
>>29718756>>29718731Damn this looks amazing. Who is the artist?
>>29718814Hey bro thats a pretty lewd picture of you
>>29718894Ina stole this title from a chat comment.>Ina will never read your comment and love it enough to make it a video title.
>>29718886i dont hear it
>>29718772Jp Holos seem to always get blocked into 1-hour collabs. Marine, Polka, Subaru, Rushia All Haachama collabs were 1 hour. I guess management has a grid and kind of manages when everyone streams. ID and EN can do whatever they want seemingly.
>>29718791About a decade ago there was a limited serious community for the Budokai fighting games. Lots of folks discovered the complex combo system and made tons of vids on it. I kept telling them "Its not about doing the combos its landing them and knowing how to start them is more important than execution". Gura can learn the rhythm all she wants it wont matter if she doesnt understand things like hitboxes recovery times positioning etc
>>29718886Not for me.
>>29718899Give it like 10 minutes and it'll be back to 12k
>>29718839Yeah that's why I said there's more to a fighting game than that. I'd say that her sense of rhythm would make it easier to learn combos in the training room, at least once she gets past the initial execution barrier. There's so much other stuff you have to learn besides combos though, that like the most basic shit.
>>29718772Haachama had another stream scheduled for an hour later, and Mori is, as far as we know, still finishing Kiara's video.
>>29718900
>>29718894She's a natural at this, and with the help of the takos, it must be instant.
>>29718908As expected of my Priestess.
>>29718902I got in late, I'm not even at a month yet bros...
>>29718448>they cant have bfsDu yu relly beleb it?
>>29718703Chadchama reading the thread and realizing how much we all hate that shitty fucking game but asserting her dominance anyway
>>29718908She seems more energetic today
>>29718001In Japan, it's super common for people to straight up ask how your name is pronounced (if written in kanji) because most people know there's always going to be those "special" names out there. Obviously, common ones are taken for granted, like no one is going to mess up Matsumoto, Yamada, Sakura, etc. Like even if a manga or something has minimal furigana, they will always include the kana for names because they're usually rooted on puns or something that sounds cool.
>>29718854What would Ame's persona be? I vote something Fortune, what with the "interesting" life she's had.
>>29718894i'm pretty sure she said "sakuna matata" at some point during the last stream
>>29718863I ain't the same but I ain't gonna answer to that dude if he answers, I already made my statement.
Bros. I want to listen to this stream and not watch it. Recommend me a good webnovel to start whilst I watch, please.
>>29718897Remember, when people speak different languages, they gain different personalities. A shy Korone in Japanese may be a beaming and outgoing girl in English.
Nice, another Ina stream! Oh it's the rice game, guess I'll put on on brackgrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>29718902Yes. I got my membership the second it was available.
Ina seems to be the only EN who actively searches stuff to improve her gameplay
>>29718762I can't really think of a single reason they wouldn't have a Gen 2. They even had auditions for Indonesia Gen 2 and debuted several waves of Holostars despite those branches doing much worse numbers.
>>29718897Dog is a big westaboo, so mori seemed like a better choice then chicken.
>>29718947I think she had sex....
>>29718908she is always cute.But the last few stream she has been more relaxed coming out of her shell more
>>29718896>Calli collab with be a disaster like always because she will be unprepared and sleepyYou should relax about that, Korone will probably somehow make the collab work even if Mori literally doesn't show up.
>>29718748please be in london
>>29718910https://twitter.com/mimmi_sak/status/1331682042120048642
>Suisei guerrilla karaokeIna I'm sorry...
>>29718916I don’t get this either. Even kiara does this
I feel like Ina got a good night's sleep last night. Anyone else get that vibe?
>>29718897Koro-san is very enthusiastic about learning English, so much that she went out of her way to hire an actual tutor. This collab will be an amazing opportunity for her to improve her English skills.In other news, welcome Honorary EN Korone in a few days.
Reminder Kiara seriously believed that speaking Japanese would make her more popular than everyone else
Ina... your views...
>>29718902Of course.
>>29718969I guess those marriage interviews went well then
>>29718902Yes, but it only shows on my membership page, my chat badge is bugged because I had to make a brand account, it updates 2 or 3 weeks later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErYf0CK2DkU&feature=emb_titlePlease watch honoraryEN suityan too....
>>29718764I don't know, I'm waiting for a translation of the Korone stream earlier when she talked about her, I'm sure if anyone, she should know, I know she described her as kind (Yasashii, specifically) but I don't know more than just random words of nip.
>>29718854I really like seeing Ame with guns
>>29718902Yep.
>>29718448I mean they can but a little error, a little yab could be really cosly and goodbye money and hello stalkers, ramdom phone calls, etc. so take a guess if the risk is worth it.
>>29718960This always makes me laugh, keep it up
takobros... I don't like this game
>>29719012very good
>using the analog stick
>>29718990>Collabing with someone who has terrible English to get better at EnglishIs this smart or stupid?
>>29719018Get better taste
>>29718562>Matuli sexually harrasing members againhttps://youtu.be/7ytiHsK9MFUGosh...this board is now 80% newchamas isn't it...
>>29718897No Japanese woman can resist Mori's charmsJapanese men though?
>>29719004I dont like the concept of "Honorary EN". It is kinda retarded. but I like all the holos, so I'm still going to watch her.
>>29719004She'll become an honorary EN when the Death Star song collab comes out, until then she's a main brancher. But thank you for the link
>>29719013twap...
>>29719018Shame. It's pretty fun.
Tentacult....are you filtered by the rice game? or watching Sui sing?
>Suisei devoured Ina's viewership
>>29718758Burgers are busy doing shit today. Tomorrow will be a debuff too. Probably even Friday to some extent due to shopping.
>>29718638Anyone forgot about reading manga or watching anime?
>>29718764It's okay, she's a hella cool dork.
Oh no...nonono...AOchan said a THING. I fucking HAAAATE that BITCH.
>>29718972She is getting used to it and it shows.
>>29718982Can never go wrong with Suisei karaoke.
>>29718562Bold of you to assume that /hlgg/ gives much of a shit about Matuli or Lamy.I haven't seen her mentioned in a thread here for days at least.
>>29719013i think a yab would make her more popular, westernChads like women with experience
>>29718964>>29718762Its going to happen, its just going to be a while. they still have another ID gen line up first, and most likely another JP and Holostars Gen since its much easier for them to get talent in Japan.
>>29719022Though I will admit I temporarily deactivated during Amegeddon. Glad to see it doesn't affect the join date for seniority purposes.
>>29718982The 10th best singer in hololive!
>>29718919If they play enough or she has experience with the game, then she'll know how to tech-roll landings away from Ame when she tries to punish. If Ame recognizes Gura keeps rolling away, she'll punish the roll instead of the landing.To counter the punish, Gura will have to start rolling towards Ame instead of away.Of course, all this shit is about a 1v1, who the fuck knows what a three-way with Ina is gonna look like. I'm just saying that Gura has an advantage assuming none of them have played Smash and they improve at the same rate, not that she'll be able to capitalize on it. They'll probably be playing with items anyways, rendering my autism meaningless.
>>29718992Half expected the deutschländer would help her due to Japanese otaku love of their words.
>>29719018that clam looks too lewd
>Ina stopped showing chat on her streamit's really that bad?
>>29719037I'm interested enough in the rice game that I wanna play it when I have more free time, so in the meantime I'm watchin' Ina. Dunno how rice could filter anyone.
>>29718969We did yeah
>>29718762>he lacks critical informationNot only has it been confirmed on multiple occasions that future EN gens are coming at an unannounced date, but you'd also have to be a complete fucjing retard to think Cover wouldnt double down on the ridiculous explosive success of holomyth.
>>29719047literal gestapo nazi officer
I absolutely buy the narrative that the Ancient Ones in Ina’s chat is just Ina herself on another account.
>>29718975As long as Korone will talk English for a whole stream Mori can fuck off and I wouldn't care.
Does japan celebrate Thanksgiving?
>>29718969Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sexIm tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sexIm planning a collab = Im planning to have sexOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
>>29719058bro...
>>29718982I'm listening to her as BGM for Ina's stream.
>>29718990Anon that English tutor, it's mori. How do you think she got in Hololive.
>>29719071So did Kiara. I have no idea why though, are the chinese getting uppity again?
>>29718448they are allowed to have personal lives. they just don't talk about it.
>>29719079It's her husband
>>29719071What happened now?
>>29718992She just didn't expect people to actively dislike her speaking Japanese.
>>29719081This but unironically. I like Mori, but Korone Eigo is a blessing
>>29719084Yeah
>>29717697Procrastitara is the only one that really comes to mind, I don't think she'd wanna be a vtuber though.
>>29719048yeah all the EN's are in the swing of things now.and it's mostly good streams
>>29719032It's just an excuse for /hlg/ to take over this thread. Sad to see it happen in real time.
>>29719047>>29719026here they come
>>29719071Why the fuck would anyone show their chat on screen. It's always such a stupid thing to do. A chat is right there on the side. If you have it closed, then you don't want to see it. Why embed it.
>>29719032I think it’s just some people at hlg coming here to shill their oshis hence the title gets used loosely
>>29719037suisei
>>29719058What a faggot
>>29718969they're not allowed to do that
>>29719079AO is manager, she asked her for permissions on stream once
>>29718982oh shit, quite a strange time for suisei to stream
>>29719100Kiara just forgot
>>29719076I just hope they're not thinking they can pull out another Gura
>>29719025Mori's English is the best in Holo EN (maybe tied with Ina) when she isn't doing her goofy rapper slang.
>>29719090It made all of us stronger, bro.
>>29719077
>>29718890There's a common saying in regards to sites like lolcow and kiwifarms and its that all the people who bother to spend their times talking about lolcows are just as much of a lolcow themselves and I'd imagine that extends to everyone who is a hater/antiWell adjusted people don't spend any time of their days going on and on about how much they hate someone
>>29719025>Korone blurts out some ancient fucking exotic word you'd only see in textbooks>Mori gets apex predator'd again>Korone, an ESL, has to explain it to her>Threads poke fun at Mori for monthsDeadbraps, I'm so sorry for your oshi.
>>29719058You don't deserve Ame.
>>29719037My Priestess is too cute to not watch.
>>29719118It keeps the streams dynamic. It's an old tradition from niconico
>>29719071>>29719100Same goes for Gura and Ame, I think the EN girls in general don't like having chat on screen.
>>29719037Like most RPGs it seems much more fun to play than to watch. Still I'll keep Ina in the background.
>>29719058Look at this faggot who doubted
>>29719038Will she ever dare to stream karaoke over Gura's karaoke?
>>29719137So enma is AO?
>>29719058You don't deserve her.
>>29719058People took that shit seriously
>>29719119>>29719115Can we just call them faggots and move on? I don't go into their thread and start spurging with "honorary JP" shit. I understand there is a lot of cross-threading between the two groups of people who like hololive in general though, even if they wouldn't admit to it
>>29719118For shadowban checks? idk
>>29719143So you mean she's terrible at English.
>>29719032"Split for thee but not for me." - /hlg/ 2020
>>29719058
>>29719079Ancient ones is several people Anon, of them being her sister. Ina gave a hint about it once.
>>29719069seek help
>>29719132In the Butt is OK
Damn the rice game became a debuff real fast
>>29718281i didn't know they did that, that's so fucking cutei never pictured gura and kiara as a pair
>>29719071The only thing having chat on screen does is make people sad their messages don't show up. The top chat algorithm is cruel.
>>29719089Kek
>>29719142They could literally get 5 more Kiara's and still be far more successful than any JP gen ever.
>>29719071I don't think she's even returned to showing chat on her stream.
>>29719175>the ancient oneSmy god it was there all along
>>29719037Watching both, I wouldn't miss either.It's a good afternoon.
>>29718902I became a teammate on the promise of the arcade date stream
>>29719057I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to just focus on EN, considering how successful it is.
>>29719156gura showed hers in the latest streams
>>29718897Her last stream she talked about Mori for a while and the upcoming collab, Korone was pretty hyped.It was weird, but not unwelcome! Rap dog god here we go.
>wageslave hours on the west>early wageslave hours in japanHow tf the comet is higher than Ina Ina Ina?
>>29719172This fucking stupid bitch has me saying crinch in my head instead of cringe whenever I read shit now fuck you Ame
>>29719081>>29719109I think the plan is to switch back and forth, do an english only round, then a jp only one, so they're both suffering, no idea if they'll change positions too though.
>>29719130>>29719151>>29719161>>29719165>>29719172Sorry bros but i finally saw the lightit's not a problem if the roommate has sex or not and virgin women suck at sex so it's no big deal
>>29719118If the video gets edited you don't lose the archive of the chat
Why is everyone on this game a fucking worthless nigger?
>>29719058Literally you are a faggot for even letting that shit get to you that much, least I hope you weren't one of those faggot unicorns calling her a whore
>>29719147They use the term "A-log," I think. It's time honored tradition that when a person is discussed for long enough, the people who get emotionally invested in their hatred of them become more deranged than the people they hate.
>>29719089You know there is a video of a vtuber having sex whilst streaming and it is VERY obvious. So you can rule out that one.
>>29719198I can't believe suisei murdered ina
>>29719058Cancel it permanently you faggot
>>29719175her sister is casual normalfag that doesn't even know she's Ina, just that she streams
Will Gura reach 1.5M before Pekora reaches 1M?Also, is Aqua the next one to reach 1M after the rabbit or will it be the Reddit Dragon, Marine, or Haachama?
>>29719194i like gura's approach in the most recent streams. she gives people a chance to show up near the beginning and end, and then gets rid of it for the main part of the stream.
>>29718919>>29719066While on the subject of DBZ, I'd say Gura will be decent to pick up Fighterz.If they can only get permissions for it however...
>>29719084No, nobody outside of NA does, and even canada's is a totally different date.
>>29719189she did a couple of times
>>29719198Utawakus dont require you to look at the screen
>>29719164There are also several Enmas, three minimal and probably 5 since Kiara and Mori have different ones
>>29719198rice game
>>29719029>The musickek not bad
Itt people still not realizing not realizing Ina gets views over time
>>29719058if they were still together right now I would have cancelled too, I would feel like too much of a cuck. Just being honest
>>29719117
>>29719211ame is an educated prostitute
>>29719216link
>>29719142Gura is kind a weirdly unique situation, being someone who had a big fanbase, tried and failed to translate that into being a vtuber, and still wanted to be a vtuber. They could probably get a B-tier twitch streamer and slap an anime avatar on her but it wouldn't be the same thing.
>>29719071>>29719189She does so arbitrarily and at random.That said, I don't think she usually does so for games like this.
>>29719244uhh bro about that... the only proof we have is their testimony
>>29719224a chink drew that picture
that suisei girl sings pretty good
>>29719216>holoNot general vtubers, anon.
>>29719224Gura will reach 1.5M next week, Pekora will reach 1M in two weeks.
>>29719072For me it was just boring
>>29719216Can you send us the link sir?
>>29719257It was posted here yesterday or the day before, do your archive reps
>>29719224Coco better not get to one mil before the Onion at least
>>29719148Don't be, she'll be here funposting about herself like the rest of us.
>>29719245>>29719117
>>29719115Has /hlg/ got so bad they are resorting to sneaking into these threads? I half syspect those fags turn on any JP who dares collabing with EN branch at this point.
Ina is a personality black hole
>>29719167I usually do tell them to fuck off when the EN girls are streaming but I just go with it during dead hours.
>>29719224Yes. And Haachama.
>>29719243please just ignore the number fags let them think whatever they want who cares
>>29719180>>>/v/
>>29719094>"Hololive is holding auditions for Hololive EN. I'm set to hit 1 mil subs before anyone else so I have some sway in the office. If you want I can get you in if you keep teaching me English but for free."
>>29719089sex is like eating, it's normal af for well adjusted people
>>29719264Nah, we have actual proof. I won't post the image though, but its an undeniable fact
>>29719169If you actually watch her streams you know she'll go long stretches without doing the "ya boi" stuff. I don't know if she'll dial it back so Korone can understand her better or play it up because she thinks that's what people will want. We'll see.
>>29719289Did you just call her fat?
>>29719212I feel bad that there are people who let their mental state deteriorate to that level because of some goofy autists online that annoy them.
>>29719037As long as the priestess is having a good time, i'm gonna watch it
>>29719175Well her name is plural so that would make sense
>>29719224>Will Gura reach 1.5M before Pekora reaches 1M?Depends on whether Peko does a till 1m sub stream>is Aqua the next one to reach 1M after the rabbit or will it be the Reddit Dragon, Marine, or Haachama?Mori and Ame will get to 1m before any of them
>>29719290I'll take your stance then anon, since it seems the most reasonable.
>not even 10k viewersIna usually has 20k, what's going on Takobros?
>>29719277wtf would you even search to find it in the multiple threads that have happened in the last few days
>>29719329It's over.... graduation soon...
>>29719329Kiara's curse has spread
>>29719258>>29719142They just need to hire somebody famous again like Scarlett Johansson or something.
>>29719329Not your best one Ina
>>29719175That's been my narrative for a while (except the sister part). We know that Cover has interns who monitor the streams (l***rb**t was one), and when Ina streams they use a shared account, which is why Ao-chan is always there.
What do you think about Towa?
>>29719329Ina stop numberfagging jesus
>>29719329not minecraft
>>29719089why are cucktakos like this?
>>29719329ina stop playing shit games
>>29719329rice loli filters the english audience
>>29719329Dont worry Ina, its not about the numbers. We like you as you are.
>>29719329RICEGAME
>>29719329I believe the game is not a very good streaming game, dear priestess.
>>29719346who?
>>29719329Ina...
>>29719264s*chi's streaming pattern lines up with them breaking up, they're done anon.
>>29719329This game sucks Ina
>>29719346Anon... Your honorary EN reps....
>>29719094>>29719307I know this is just a rrat, but there's no way, Korone's english tutor was the one who recommended her Doom, and Mori didn't know shit about it when she first streamed it (arguably still doesn't)
>>29719346Who?
>>29719240Marine gets 20k on every stream of the rice game tho.But is Marine...
>>29719329this game isn't very entertaining
>>29719264>does nothing but stream and play games all day>still have a bfDYRBI
>>29719329SOON.
>>29719315She never played it up with JPs. Why would she start now?
>>29719329Don't even try it, "bro".
>>29719267her singing is what got me into hololive, even after finding an oshi in EN she stills holds a special place in my heart
>>29719329should have picked another time slot Ina
Just because you put it in spoilers doesn't mean you can talk about roommate shit. Fuck off, retards.
Help. Should I give Yogurt eyebugs or nah?
>>29719329I got kind of burnt out on watching every stream live.A lot of times I end up half focusing on the stream while trying to get other things done, since she streams early in the day for me.Last stream I was busy fixing a hole in my jeans the whole time.I'll watch the stream later, when I feel like I can focus on it more.
>>29719224Aqua has reclined hard after her sololive so I doubt she will reach 1 mil first
>>29718954Is that so? So this is the reason I feel arrogant typing in english
>>29719329I don't get it. Is this tako tools?
>>29719346i think she's a holo jp so i don't watch her
>>29719346voice is very off-putting, but she's cute in her personality, so it's fine
>>29719167I wouldn't generalize though. Haachama really does feel like an honorary EN, she puts effort into it. But obviously people coming here with "can we claim Pekora or Shion" are just being idiots.That said, every holo is allowed here, so no need to freak over someone mentioning a holo like Botan, Rushia or Mio or whatever.
>>29719377shesmerelypretending.jpg
>>29719329Rice nigger game overplayed by everyone else
>>29719372I'm sure that's because of hololive contracts
>>29719006That'll just make them like her more because it reinforces the tsundere/gap moe appeal.
>>29719175Ina's sister is tech illiterate.
>>29719392Give her a good life
>>29719392Yogurt is a based TW
>>29719392Eyebugs? Now I know she's chinese but that's a bit too far anon.
>>29718992She thought she would have more Japanese fans, not realize that market's already saturated and that to Japanese, the ability to speak both English and Japanese is sort of meaningless.
>>29719287This thread is pretty awful but I feel like /hlg/ is in a worse state. Some people are trying way to hard to gatekeep.
>>29719094Korone learned about the existence of Doom because it was one of her English tutor's favorite games. He even said she needed to replay 2016 on the highest difficulty when she told him she beat it.I'm sorry for your narrative, anon. It was pretty cool.
PREGNANT
>>29719398Faggot
they should stop playing this game
>>29719029I'm not angry at Matsuri for french kissing or groping Choco. I'm sorry at them playing in creative.
>>29719329so this is the power of rice gametruly a powerful debuff
>>29719412Only after she re-enacts the Shanghai massacre of 1927
>>29719392>he's actually making itholy based
I LOVE NUMBERS
>>29719402tribalism was getting to me anon. You are right. I like all the holos.
>>29719429You should stop being a numberfag
>>29719329
I love you coco!
>>29716843>Fubuki decided to sacrifice her reputation in China as well her billibilli all for the sake of Cover and protecting Coco and the girls.Fubuki... you truly are an angel...
i love you, gura!
Ame, te amo!
>>29719380It filters JOPs less than EOPs and Marine's audience is overwhelmingly Japanese.
>>29719447fuck chinks.
I can't believe Ina is voice acting I wish she'd try more by going deeper for Taemon
I LOVE YOU KIARA