/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"dude" is twitch lingo
ok ESL-kun

Ina...

>>29716150
Gura - Streams in pajamas
Mori - Streams in men's shorts and a baggy t-shirt
Kiara - Streams while wearing cosplay
Amelia - Streams in shorts and a tank top
Ina - Streams nude but wrapped in a blanket

Avocado !!

Do you think Haachama lurks in these threads?

Koopa...

Gura's gills...

COLLAB

700k subs
30M views
MV soon
even with all the scuff I do love our boy

>>29716092
Now I want to see a Homostar based on John Rico.

do your shark reps anon

If you are here Mori, do not do a gorilla stream right now.

>>29716160
Innie...

gura palta

>>29716137
playing soma
fapping
not at the same time mind you

>>29716177
What the fuck are shark reps?

>>29716173
Gura decline imminent. Even Korone is getting more subs than her lately

Ok Delutakings can you Send me her new cover please

>>29716150
Cat Gura is so cute

>>29716160
Inept...

I want to tongue Guras bellybutton

Hey Teamates, you're gonna send her a marshmallow asking why she's cuter than usual today, right?

>>29716160
inverted nipple...

>>29716162
God I wish I was in that blanket too.

>>29716150
Gura cute!

>>29716069
I mean, voices don't change much and Haachama doesn't look any younger then the rest of the 2d avatars. In fact, she's stacked enough that she's less loli then quite a few of them. I'd be more worried that you went on about how much you want to mating press someone with clear brain damage.

>>29716157
>people still denying gura is a twitch thot
How many more twitch emotes does she need to spout to convince you

>>29715980
>The reason why the anitubers wanted a holo on the podcast is get a few inside details on how a funtioning agency actuallly works
things_cover_should_do_for_its_talents.txt

>>29716173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubYYFC6X9VI celebration stream would be nice but feels too early after 666k so let's just have a music party

AAWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO

WEREWOLVES OF TOKYO

>>29716204
Did she confirm or deny this narrative yet?

>>29716195
no problem, gura has all the fans she'll ever need.

>>29716195
go back to your paralell universe

>>29716190
Based

>>29716195
cope

I love Gura but I hate ""chumbuds""

Guys is it true that Kiara has feathered pubes?

>>29716213
hahaha seething whore

>>29716160
Ina Potent

I wasn't here since yesterday, what did I miss?

I got to the same chapter as Ame in LA Noire. Is it better to play it myself before she streams it or nah?

>>29716215

THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan
>Not make them dance around and shill instant curry
>Have moderators for the Chat to stop rule breaking
>Helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested
>Letting everyone in HoloCN keep their models and otther stuff
>Write down interviewee's answers so Kiara don't forget what was said while translating

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people
>Harass and stalk them
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao
>Make them dance around to shill instant curry
>Not have moderators for the Chat because who need to follow rules
>Not helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested
>Taking away the models from everyone in HoloCN for no reason
>Not write down interviewee's answers so Kiara don't forget what was said while translating all while needing to do everything by herself

>>29716212
what do you think are his chances with people without brain damage?

Please don't Towa post with Ina. Towa posting is Towa's only gimmick

Can somone post Amelia's The Fallen Idol screncap?

>>29716157
yeah everyone says bro 4head

>>29716205
No, I'm too lazy

>>29716132
Kiara said that she perhaps have homos one day, but only after interviewing all girls.
Does that sound like someone who cares about them? To me it sounds like she tells homofans off without being mean to them.

>>29716238
Have you played it before? If not, play it first so she doesn't just give you the answers.

>>29716195
What weird alternate universe are you from?

>a chumbud, a takobro, a KFP, a teamate and a deadbeat are in a room with a cake
>light goes off for 1 minute
>cake is no more

can /hlgg/ solve this mystery?

Why is hlg here now? Noel and Flare are streaming, oh wait they have to wait for the clips.

https://twitter.com/shinmei_AKAFUJI/status/1329328437366951936?s=20 Rice game is collabing with Rice. Rice is inclining

>>29716238
Duh, it's a fucking detective game

>>29716029
Who cares about that, the question on everyone's lips is 'Does she have a cloaca?'

>>29716167
This is a boomer site, anon.
Kids noways have their own shit.
She is probably in Tik Tok or something.
Now Coco...

>>29716239
based and oldfagpilled

>>29716205
Yes I will! I love this cute detective!

>>29716220
I, as her boyfriend, can tell you that they are not inverted.

>>29716195
>decline
uh huh

>>29716212

>>29716231
join finzone

>>29716238
Do you want to enjoy the game yourself, or laugh harder when the next unexpected yab pops up?

>>29716220
Assuming the leaked pics are real it is false

>Ame is open to holostars collab but seems wary about it because she doesn't want to upset her audience
>Ame doesn't want to stream otomege and think her audience would like to see her playing galge instead
my rrat:
I think this will be the long lasting effect of the event that I prefer not to name it. She's now fully committed to hololive and playing (not-seiso) idol like gen3. She's Kiara's ally in this regards.

>>29716173
She is working hard to help her friend out. I wish she would learn to assess how much she can do in a given amount of time better, but I can't be mad.

>>29716205
No because I'm not a teamate technically but I still asked her

>Kiara and Ina have both fallen for the rice meme
>Mori wants to
Will Gura or Ame fall next?

>>29716257
This is true

>>29716205
Sent something else, but I was surprised to get メッセージをおくりました！
Haven't sent marshmallows before, and does it get all the spydata it wants when you use it while logged in on twitter? You don't have to log in to marshmallow itself?

>>29716255
Ooh ooh ooh
You cut the cake into 4 quarters and put it back together to make a hole!

>>29716213
Lol this is the new thing people are complaining about? Yes she has a twitch past but she isn't actively promoting the culture.
Just because she says a couple of common emotes out loud doesn't mean anything.

I love Gura!

Who is Rrat? Why are they ogey?

>>29716260
Wish my lips were on that cloaca...

>>29716236
Amelia is cuter than usual today

>>29716195
Gura just needs to actually put in the hours and fucking stream instead of doing the absolute bare minimum.
>logs on once a day for 5 minutes for her mandatory twitter fan art liking spree
>meets the stream quota for the week then ceases to exist until the next week begins

>>29716173
Gura will soon have a million more subcscribers than Kiara. How will this affect their relationship?

>>29716231

>>29716255
Chumbud and Teamate decide to to share the cake, KFP and deadbeat are flirting. Meanwhile the takobro steals the cake.

>>29716261
If Coco came here, she would call out the reddit memes as shit.

Gura's streams are a perfect example of post irony

Avocadobro were are you?

>>29716241
Inapi...

>>29716249
Everyone here thinks of Kiara as a SJW but in truth she is the most rabid idolfag in all of Hololive,
She is probably Ayame posting with a Chilean VPN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxwpaapdUV8

>>29716294
I'd love to see Amelia play it because I know she'd be just as bad as chicken and complain so much.

>>29716310
Gura already called Kiara a bitch in her last minecraft stream

>>29716255
it can't be a takobro since they dont exist
it can't be a teamate since they're too busy shitting up Ame's chat
it can't be KFP, they're too busy doing work for Kiara
it can't be the deadbeat since they're on a date
it can only be the chumbud cause they're a child

>>29716296
>メッセージをおくりました！
Doesn't that just mean that your message was sent?

>>29716255
Not sure how, but I can confidently say this is all Mori's fault.

>>29716195
this_is_bait.mp4

>>29716301
Same

>>29716217
Pog Peko!

>"Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Kiara. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Hololive itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as virtual youtubers."

Man what happened in that Overcooked collab for Haachama to off like this?

>>29716249
I think it's more she's a numberfag to the bone, so she'd rather help the girls who've got more overseas fans connect or make new ones instead of the Homostars who've got less subs combined then the lowest JP Holos.

Has anything new happened lately with Kagura Mea? Will she still perform in the concert on Bilibili? Would she lose her Chinese fans if she ever talks to Aqua publicly again?

>>29716323
A stinky bitch, to be exact

>Well done like I like my steaks!

Wtf, unsubscribed

>>29716257
I can't speak japanese, but I'm trying very hard to learn ok

>>29716299
Then they put the hole on the wall and escape, brilliant work!

Been away for a while, I see Gura is playing Soma, did she get to the suit change yet?

>>29716205
Don't need to ask

>>29716341
timestamp?

>>29716195
Reminds me of early Pekora doomposts in /vyt/

>>29716290
she never thought she'll get where she is, so she's trying too do as much as she can before the high passes
I understand the feeling, I had it often in new jobs and none approached the scale
she'll get better
I hope

We are all R.RAT, in one way or another

>>29716255
>a chumbud, a takobro, a KFP, a teamate and a deadbeat enter a bar
> The bartender says: "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."

making puns constantly isn't a substitution for an actual personality

>>29716342
I don't know, go ask /hgl/ where this question belongs.

>>29716326
Exactly, was expecting it to prompt me to login or something, but it went painlessly.

>>29716205

>Just realised the last Gura stream I watched was the one where she started 5 projects and did none of them
I'm too lazy to catch the lazy shark

>>29716307
Dunno if it's on purpose or not but she's doing everything possible to kill her growth at this point.

Haachama's English is actually better than Kiara's lately

>何故そんなに処女にこだわる？
>知ってるか？お前らの母ちゃん処女じゃないぜ？
Do you care about virginity /hlgg/?

>>29716347
whoever said it was based

>>29716195
Exponential decline koroneposter? Is that you? Have you come back to us?

>>29716215
I can't wait for vsh*jo to tank because they fucking took notes from Cover kek.

>>29716353
no, she got to the virtual interrogation

>>29716363
No

>>29716338
>"While the Zionists try to make the rest of the World believe that the national consciousness of the Jew finds its satisfaction in the creation of a Palestinian state, the Jews again slyly dupe the dumb Goyim. It doesn't even enter their heads to build up a Jewish state in Palestine for the purpose of living there; all they want is a central organisation for their international world swindler, endowed with its own sovereign rights and removed from the intervention of other states: a haven for convicted scoundrels and a university for budding crooks.
It is a sign of their rising confidence and sense of security that at a time when one section is still playing the German, French-man, or Englishman, the other with open effrontery comes out as the Jewish race."

Seriously, what did Kiara mean by this? It's just a cooking game.

Do Holos have discord premium or are they using basic bitch free version? I heard the premium version has better sound quality which would be worth it for them, especially in big collabs.

>>29716348
がんばれ

If Gura is only barely meeting the stream quota then we have 2 ENs and ~15 JPs who are about to get fired.

>>29716307
in the past week, gura has delivered six (technically seven) streams for a total of 14 hours, 43 minutes. this is well above the bare minimum.

>>29716377
Yes, if I ever find out Kiara isn't pure I'm going to unsub and unmember.

>>29716331
kek

>Watching the haachama overcooked collab
>Haachama explaining which characters they are controlling
>Mori yells "I'm Green the color of money!"
jew...

>>29716307
sigh
someone please post the actual number of total streaming hours to btfo this faggot

>>29716369
It makes you give it permissions to access your twitter account though, you might've done it before and forgot about it.

Are there more Gura screaming compilations like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAqzIzXV0c

Longer ones and like no breaks or segues between her screams?

>>29716377
jesus-kun...

>>29716342
Wrong thread for the other person, but for Aqua, she's almost certainly gone from China forever. There's no chance any Holo will ever stream in China again, or with a streamer who broadcasts on a Chinese website. The new CN rules for the streaming market will kill them instantly.

>>29716241
Tona...

>>29716314
>Gura's streams are a perfect
Agreed.

>>29716255
>Deadbeats are older and more health conscious
>Not fried fastfood garbage, so it can't be KFP
>Takodachi don't like eating while drawfagging as it would make their fingers/tools sticky or slippery.
>Gura audience is literal zoomers who will eat anything
>Teammates are depressed losers who would welcome a cake
Gurame is behind this.

>>29716393
They most likely all have Nitro so that voice quality is better

Do you guys think Gura still collect those toys?

>>29716195
Can you imagine how good Gura's streams would be if she only had 10k viewers?

I am RRat
I am not Ogey
here's my narrative
holoEN girls (besides kiara) dont act hardly at all and you are hearing 98% of the real person behind the avatar
have a nice day

>>29716307
>>29716396

>>29716313
She just gets told to lurk moar when she asks about our memes, anon, so she uses what she can.

Hmmmmm.

>>29716255
It was Moona

>>29716395
forgive them, Ame disturbed their sense of what's minimum because they never watched JPs

>>29716377
Only about mine

>>29716195
Korone actually needs two whole days now to reach 10k

>>29716395
I would literally get fired from my part time job if I put in 14 hours a week

>>29716257
Not /hlg/ but Flare doesn't interest me and Noel is just reading supas so I'm watching rlm

>>29716132
>unless it's someone like Friend
So how much is she loathed again?

>>29716432
this is hardly a narrative

>>29716255
>it was the koopabro all along

>>29716429
spongebob mac/donalds toys?
yes

>>29716442
i can't even think about how hard it would be to keep up if she streamed more.

>>29716456
you're actually brain dead if you think that time on stream is equal to hours worked.

>>29716338
Based

>>29716407
honestly, toss it on the 'SHE'S HERE' pile
what other place calls her 'Money Mori' regularly?

>>29716307
Go tell that to Mori and Ina.

>>29716377
No because sex isn't real

>>29716377
>he wasn't born in a lab

>>29716432
Kiara's the only one close to her actual personality though.

>>29716362
Imagine reaching a point in life where you have some many great (possibly once in a lifetime) opportunities to do what you love that you actually have to force yourself to start turning them down because it is simply too much to do.

>>29716456
Hololive isn't a job, it's more like a hobby

Risu committed murder

>>29716255
it's a teamate because teamates are winners and alpha-males

>>29716255
Clearly it was the cake princess.

>>29716418
How is she able to scream like this without waking up her neighbors?

>>29716290
I wanna shitpost against Kiara's MV tomorrow just to check any if (you)s will read like Mori's writing style.
Just like how she furiously defended Princess' MV on /jp/ before.

>>29716432
I am ogey with this rrat if only because it makes me feel closer to them.

>>29716393
Pretty sure Nitro was confirmed in the leak of Ame's discord.

>>29716289
She's probably seen her YT analytics and it's like 88% male and 12% female.

>>29716342
She already talked to aqua on a Tamaki stream

>I love mushrooms!
-Calliope Mori

I sent Ame questions dealing with how she feels about people drawing so much cute shipping art of her and Gura

What about you guys? I hope some of you sent amesame questions too

>>29716425
>more health conscious
I fucking wish. I mean, I know it's a bad choice but sweets are sweets.

___, ______ ____

>>29716362
I think she also doesn't seem to be able to say no, I don't have a problem with her doing this for Kiara, but I feel like she's either too polite to say no, or doesn't value her own time enough to do so, like the haachama collab today, I got the distinct impression she was glad to be done with it once she'd appeased her own autism last week, but instead we get another one of her limited stream slots filled in with a game that's just not fun to watch and has already been beaten.

>>29716432
Did you forget to post the Bizarro /hlgg/ image first?

Notice on Haachama's minecraft homepage, there is no EN server anymore

>>29716429
Would be cute if she still does

>>29716456
Go tell that to Ayame

>>29716519
Ame's, _______ ____

Haachama's voice is so cute!

>>29716377
Well we all wish for the ideal which is Jesus who had a virgin mother.

>>29716492
We know, Risu.

>>29716477
Yea, there's no way that our boy could actually be this much of an autistic sperg.....

>>29716504
>she furiously defended Princess' MV on /jp/ before
M-meds?

>>29716456
All holos should graduate by your retarded logic then.

>>29716524
not realms page

>>29716377
>Do you care about virginity /hlgg/?
The answer is long

>>29716456
Hololive isn't a regular part time job. Why do wagecucks complain so much about their perception of other's effort?

>>29716519
Gura, bend over

>>29716213
Seethe, cope, dilate.

>>29716456
You don't make your boss tens of thousands of dollars for each hour of your work though, wageslave.

>>29716274
The almost is a very important part though.

>>29716524
Fuck, I didn't want to believe it but the Gura bullied her narrative is true, isn't it?

>>29716524
:( I am sad. I loved her EN minecraft streams

>>29716162
Bullshit. Both Ame and Gura stream in tops only. There's no way to generate such beautiful thigh slapping sounds through fabric.
At most Gura is wearing short shorts.

Haven't had to use the oven in a while.
Cleaned it today so it's ready for thanksgiving pizza dinner with Ame.

>>29716377
>知ってるか？お前らの母ちゃん処女じゃないぜ？
Who the fuck would ever ask their mother if they've had sex? Why would you even know?
>"Oh, hey mom, quick question, have you ever fucked before?"
Is this a thing in Japan? Do they ask their parents about if they ever had sex? That's fucking crazy.

>>29716477
thats bullshit because
ame called my mom and my dad and my dog a ho
a long time ago

>>29716524
Retard

>>29716427
>>29716508
Do we have actual confirmation though? Knowing how cheap Cover is, I wouldn't be surprised if they were still using basic bitch Discord, in which case it's something I'd add to the list.

>>29716456
>implying that stream time is the only work holos do

>>29716476
>>29716377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9q1uEGKMGk

https://youtu.be/C81s4SkirUU?t=1048
Did you enjoy Polka pretending to be a dentist /hlgg/?

>>29716150
Don't worry bros, when I join Holostars I will be sure to ignore your oshi unless she addresses me and I will be sure to stream all of your favorite games. You're coming to my Fallout New Vegas stream, right bros? We'll play whatever you want to play.

>>29716575
I mean it's only 10 bucks a month

Fubuki makes those short meme videos and those helped carry her with casual eops to 1m subs. If gura did the same short videos would it also give her boosts since short meme content tends to not filter true adhd normies who cant into streams.

>>29716575
Check the image yourself, anon. It's in the archives and I don't give a fuck.

GURA AND AME ARE HORNIER THAN USUAL.

>>29716543
I saw it before in the archives. I forgot the keywords but some anon was shitting on fake type's MV before Mori debut after OP(Mori) kept shilling a song.

>>29716524
nice clip watcherkek

>>29716362
She probably will. I mean, she already reminded herself that she needs to manage her time better if she wants to do all the things she wants to at the beginning of the month. Yet she still got herself into this situation. You can only burn yourself so many times before you learn your lesson. If not in a smart way then on subconscious level.
She may talk the talk about how she wants to be a jack of all trades and doesn't really care about being very good at anything, but her getting really tilted whenever she delivers subpar results tells a different story. That LL "collab" with Ina was just painful to watch. I imagine she must be distressed about this whole shitshow herself.

>>29716524
do you think the managers kicked her out?

>>29716599
It's a very believable naive rrat that Mori gets caught up in shitposting, I don't think she's that sharp

>>29716575
Even if they have Nitro they need to actually use the server boosts to improve audio quality, and they're all split among 5+ servers, so.
I can tell you for a fact the JP Discord doesn't have a Level 3 boost active just from the sports festival stream.

>>29716294
Ame seems to have a lot of games she wants to play and isn't immediately drawn in by the art like Ina and Kiara were. Gura I honestly have little clue on but I don't think it's really her thing.

Meanwhile Nene played some Rhythm Heaven recently, Gura should look in that direction in the future.

>>29716584
>Did you enjoy Polka
yes

>お前達のちんちんと　ぺこらのまんこが戦ったら どっちが勝つんだ？
Well?

Wow these retards are just ignoring Covers policy and monetizing clips.

>>29716513
I asked for her skincare routine

>>29716599
You better not be fucking with me if I'm going to spend the time doing some reps to laugh at our boy.

>>29716474
It's pretty interesting when people latch onto Gura and says she doesn't stream enough while Ina always has extremely regimented times and doesn't usually go beyond 2-3 hours a stream. Gura streams the third most behind Kiara and Amelia.

>>29716613
My cock

>>29716599

>>29716577
They don't really have to do very much outside of stream to be desu with you but you're right, they work on other shit all the time.

>>29716579
Oh hey it's a HoloEN Gen 2

>>29716609
it's because of what gura did

>>29716609
Based if they did

>>29716417
Why is her bili still up while Fubuki's is purged? Have the chink PR people actually taken her account hostage?

>>29716195
>Even Korone is getting more subs than her lately
Korone subs last week: 20k
Gura subs last week: 70k

I want some of your LSD.

>>29716524
retardchama...

>>29716585
Promise me right now you will do a Fight Club watch along and that in your first 3D you will do underground boxing with the other EN Homos and I will consider membership.

>>29716307
>>29716411
At this point, the only thing keeping me from doing to make and maintain a comprehensive spreadsheet of streaming hours for every single holo just to quell all the rrats is that I'm worried it would be used to attack the ones with actual low numbers.
That and needing a way to check the length of member only streams for all of them. As much as I love Hololive, 30+ memberships is pretty hard to justify.

>>29716524
RIP
Will EN demolish her abandoned staircase or leave it as a monument?

UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>29716524
please tell me you're baiting

>>29716617
Who gives a fuck? Cover already makes enough money. Maybe I'd care if they were actually taking money away from the Holos.

>>29716569
retardchama how do you think you were born

>>29716617
doesn't matter at this point
YouTube will monetize your videos even if you don't choose to.

>>29716524
WTF...

I will personally make Gura pay

>>29716633
If you compare the population of Japan to the population of English speakers in the world Korone actually got WAY more subs than Gura proportionally speaking

>>29716524
That's because she clicked on servers, not realms

>>29716617
Try again. Cover specifically allows monetizing clips (provided you follow the rest of the guidelines.)

>>29716162
Amelia has said that she wears a big comfy shirt and no pants I'm pretty sure

>>29716627
That's a girl(boy) anon

>>29716657
blessed subaru realm

>>29716617
People actually don’t see this as a scam?

>>29716637
I will do that for you anon. I will get the shit kicked out of me if I become a Homostar. I promise you

>>29716331

>>29716647
mom's dont fuck idiot that's illegal

>>29716617
Why are deadbraps like this?

>あっこりゃ https://i.imgur.com/HwObjz9.jpg
>https://i.imgur.com/YR9RU0l.jpg
Huh 5ch seems to be having a meltdown.

>>29716656
oh yeah, because only japs sub to korone i totally forgot that

Gura is wearing less panties than usual today

>>29716657
didn't take long for this rrat to get btfo

>>29716659
Are you saying if I turn every gura stream into a dozen short clips with deepL JP translation subs to get all the Japanese Gura fans I could be rich soon?

>>29716524
u are 1 IQ
not realms

How can I get Haachama to acknowledge me

>>29716617
Cover should just get the popular clippers to post clips on an official channel and pay them some scrapes for their time

>>29716624

>>29716160

HolostarsEN
https://youtu.be/2IdqSseolPI

>>29716695
How is that even possible?

Tennison-senpai's ass, thighs and tit window have been sexier than usual lately.

>decided to get into the Guilty Gear franchise because Mori's gonna play it eventually
>started with the original PS1 game
>seems simple enough, CPU is kind of a pushover
>then CPU suddenly deletes me from the match in the first round, and I get a continue screen
>that's how I found out about this game's main mechanic
I never bothered with anime fighters before, and even after all these years I legitimately didn't know that you can instakill people in Guilty Gear. Holy shit.

>>29716617
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>Since you’re not currently in YPP, you won’t receive a share of the revenue from these ads,,

>>29716691
slut

>>29716691
About what

>>29716568
I actually remembered last night that I had one of those, "just add water" pizza premix flours, so I'm making it today to be ready for thanksgiving.

>>29716588
It's Cover. Small tech company pls andastnd

>Lamy - dominatrix of JP salarymen paypigs, owns them on a leash
>Botan - doesn't care, natural EOP filter
>Nene - too oblivious, raising a SOP army instead
>Polka - goslings for her gaijin EN audience, makes it a point to eigo when she can
Why is the clown like this?

>>29716593
She's not a numberfag and her channel grows like crazy already. She should do what she actually wants to do.

>>29716639
Anon, Ayame does like 5 hours a month.
The bar is incredibly low. Do not let schizos get in the way of your autism.

>>29716656
>If you (mental gymnastics)
Blow it out your ass faggot

>>29716696
the first reply to the retards post called it out.

>>29716699
Fuck off ny****rs

>>29716716
I guess they didn't like that Pekora spoke about a DbD youtube in the tweet.

>>29716195
It's honestly astonishing that people still reply to this bait, congrats on the (you)s anon.

>>29716707
Fuck off

>>29716720
She's nuts.

>>29716707
I never knew you could get those on Fiverr

>>29716619
Don't bother. Princess as a keyword is just filled with Lunaposts and we talked about Faketype long enough that's it's fucking impossible to back read.

>>29716700
>things that Cover should do.txt

>>29716711
God bless Gura for being horny for her that night

Haachama is the cute imouto of hololive?

>>29716736
chumbuds are really thin skinned lol
still love them and their oshi tought

>>29716656
Wow, you are as retarded as that one 5channer who said the same thing and got utterly riduculed by the whole thread

>>29716716
Usagi is lusting after a male streamer

>>29716666
Yes, I know. Funnily enough she would be the first confirmed poster to join Hololive.

>>29716691
Did they stream the same game at the same time again?

>>29716713
IKs in the first GG are particularly fucked because it ends the match, rather than the round.

>>29716656
Sure buddy absolutely no one subbed to "meme dog" cause of random eekom bokkun memes or meme clips.

is haato really even capable of hating people?
you guys might not understand but she chronically may be the most soft hearted holo

>>29716730
still got more (you)s until visual proof
we have actual retards here, please understand anonchama

>>29716713
>Original PS1
Just play Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R

>>29716737
Mori is there

>>29716720
It's hot

>Turned on a fan instead of stripping yesterday.
Gura is onto my narrative that she doesn't actually wear anything under her hoodie so removing "just her hoodie" is in fact lewd.

>>29716745
Femcel Wigger hands wrote this post

>>29716765
Probably very few since those would mostly be on random clipper accounts and I doubt those guys would go to the trouble of finding her real account

>>29716767
I don't know. I don't know her

>They are actually actively removing the CN members as they graduate

KEK

>>29716758
Ok dogfucker.
t. seethingfag

Would your oshi get along with your family at Thanksgiving dinner?

>>29716735
The problem is it’s Jun’s aka “Pekora’s boyfriend according to 5ch”

>>29716720
well shes a nutty lesbian thats been abused by life
polka is very very damaged

>>29716767
She probably at least hates an entire country.

>>29716745
No need to be embarrassed Mori.

The next few months are very promising for EN. Since the view of "success" is now skewed between EN and JP, will a future "successful" EN be considered 1M within 4-5 months? Or even less? And what's the standard for success when it comes to new JPs now?

>>29716776
Gura butt...

http://yaraon-blog.com/archives/186018
Seems like Japanese vtuber fans think HoloEN are better.

>>29716752
>>29716711
Odds of Amelia actually getting a ponytail+tennis outfit like this?
God I want it

>>29716720
Aloe...

Any clips of Haachama and Polka rubbing their lady parts together?

>>29716593
she mainly got carried by the scatman meme video
after that she desperately tried to make another hit like it but made it
this was sad and cringe to watch actually

>>29716745
Nice try

>>29716711

>>29716620
Whatever helps them fit the narrative of the day. Gura has said she isn't that good at time management but she rewatches her streams, practices songs, and analyzes her own performance.

Analyzing yourself is something that most self sufficient people do and the improvement shows if you compare her early streams to now. It's easy to tag someone as lazy when you don't see the work being put in behind the scenes.

>>29716781
Cause no one read descriptions and sub to meme dog.

>>29716691
>>29716716
It's just a running joke they have about Jun and Pekora being a couple. It's pretty rare for 5ch to actually have fun so it's understandable that it would look like a meltdown.

You're not allowed to use the word oshi yet, global-kun.

>>29716776
Why do artists ALWAYS forget either the fin or the tail?? Is it too much to ask for both? And don't even get me started on ribcage gills!

>>29716797
I too hate Australia and any nation that starts with an A

>>29716789
Yogurt... if only you made it to JP Gen 0....
Hololive TW when?

>>29716789
Kek that's fucking brutal
>>29716803
Low but I still want it to happen

>>29716789
God bless Coco and Haachama, Mori, and Gura for killing CN

Would idolfags still abandon their oshi if the only reason she lost her virginity is because she was raped?

>>29716699
next week there is an otaku fashion show.
Haatons are the strongest race. You will need to be the strongest among the strong.
Do a Luna cosplay

>>29716307
>Gura just needs to...
Hold up lemme stop you right there fagballs. Gura has doubled up all of her official genmates and the only question left is which will come first: doubling Haachama or lapping Kiara. She doesn't NEED to do a goddamn thing. She doesn't NEED to change anything about what she's doing because what she's doing has been successful for her.

>>29716703
кек
>>29716599
>pre-debut "fake type" query only returns typemoon thread OPs
https://streamable.com/sbj6b3

>>29716800
>Gura 5.8 million in 8 months
Ehh, I don't think she's just gonna grow linearly like this forever. That seems like simply an absurd amount of growth and eventually you're gonna run out of people interested in this kinda shit

>>29716632
Fubuki's page is actually a surprisingly interesting part of the bullshit.
When CN first started their bullshit against Coco during the three week break, they were very clear on their messaging: "Coco out of Cover, or Cover out of China," with the expectation that they would never want to pull out of China, and would be forced to kill Coco. But then, about a week into the break, Fubuki tweeted about meeting with Coco for lunch that day or the next, even though it was one of those topics that no one wanted to bring up before she did. That was the first thing that let the bugmen know that Cover was going to side with Coco, because Fubuki has always said "If Hololive ever became a black company, I would quit on the spot." If Fubuki sided publicly with Coco, it was clear that Cover would, too, or be forced to lose at least both of them.
This made the bugmen fucking furious. So furious, in fact, that the bugs in charge of Fubuki's Bilibili channel made a public statement that if it was between accepting Coco or burning everything they loved down, they would burn it all, and implored Fubuki to denounce Coco.
Fubuki didn't even fucking bother to acknowledge it. She completely dropped China the instant they tried to force her to do something like that. The bugs were so enraged by that, that they deleted her entire channel, and Fubuki again never even made note of it, despite it being nearly half of her superchat revenue monthly.
That shit was fucking legendary, and firmly proved that Fubuki was above reproach.

>>29716819
Huh. Thanks for the explanation. Looked like the Amegeddon for a second there.

>>29716789
>it's true
>kira is still there

>>29716764
Oh, so they changed it. Good, because getting assfucked in the first round was not fun.
>>29716772
I like playing games in release order, watching how the series evolves is fun.

>>29716714
I'm honestly shocked they didn't do this before, and I thought they did. Why wouldn't they run ads on everything?

>>29716800

>>29716800
I hope Ame hits 1 mil at or around her birthday, I'm saving up money to splurge on any merch/voice packs

>>29716800
A big part of HoloEN's success was the huge surge in clip channels for the JP girls in English. The 2nd gen may be as successful but future generations as a whole won't be as fast growing as the first gen. Don't forget that FBK was the biggest until Korone started getting popular with westerners because of her funny sounds and then that led to the EN explosion

Joseph...

>>29716803
Low but Ame is not against HOT outfits so even if it's not Tennison there's still a chance she'll get something sexy.

>>29716787
not talking about pekora faggot

>>29716861
they didn't need to
now the ad money is drying up after successive adpocalypses

>>29716843
Friend is something else alright, based

Instead of asking a shitty life advice question, this would be a better time to coax artistbait questions

>>29716836
Why settle for gold when you can get diamonds anon?

>>29716838
She'll peak at 2 Million next year

>>29716822
i got you covered famalama

>>29716812
I think this picture is cute but it's pretty pathetic when fan artists censor something the girls themselves came up with.

>>29716838
the flip side of that is that it's basically inevitable that she'll land a big viral clip some time between now and then that will bring in a huge number of new deadsubs.

>>29716839
There's this, but it was literally one guy in a tiny thread that nobody even noticed
>>/jp/thread/25254379

>>29716620
I'm starting to think it might just be that Ina literally does not have the time with her professional art commissions taking up massive chunks of her day, plus having to be a functioning member of her family because of the whole "hiki never move out" thing. Its pretty clear that Hololive is a side project for her and not her main focus, but at very least that's not as big of a deal as lazy cunts like Ayame, because Ina's reason for joining was she wanted to entertain people, make friends, and have a positive impact on peoples drive to work on art and hobbies. Her hearts at least in the right place, even though she cant dedicate as much of her life to it as Ame or Chickmun can

>>29716820
you can't speak japanese

Ina where is the live stream waiting room. I like to lie on my bed and wait until i hear her!

>>29716579
Sex...

>>29716843
based friend

>>29716822
Because they're too fucking lazy to just look at her model sheet from her debut

>>29716407
CALLIOPE "MONEY" MORI

>>29716843
Friend..... I kneel....

>>29716822
>the fin
I thought it was a part of the hoodie, just like head fins are part of the hood?

>>29716910
the fin is part of her clothes

>>29716878
I only ever ask those questions or questions that let's Ame use her noggin to make up new lore about herself or the girls.

I wanna trick Haachama into saying the N word!

>>29716820
>>29716903
OH SHI-. roasted.

>>29716843
based friend

fame is killing gura and she does not know how to cope

>>29716881
t. jew

>>29716822
The fin looks like part of the hoodie while the clearly goes under it

>>29716843
I kneel to Friend's strength of character.

>>29716892
I don't get it either, maybe they just don't know how to draw boobs or something.

Haachama's talents are wasted on the EN server anyway

>>29716936
She should get some advice from her reliable senpai and mentor HAACHAMACHAMAAAA

>>29716843
Based FBKing and based Soraposter.

>>29716830
Why

>>29716843
Fubuki is truly based

>>29716802
>open link
>it's JOPs numberfagging for Gura and calling her cute
Don't know what I expected.

>>29716824
Andorra-chan...

>>29716843
Yeh, don't fuck with friend.
Coco is a victim of the circumstances, but is Fubiki which went all out.
If /pol/ really wanted a hero to rally behind, its her. Do not tell them thou, they are fucking unbearable.

>>29716820
I'm sorry oniichan...maybe I will watch shit I don't understand for months until I fit in ;^)

>>29716936
she just needs to flex her muscles

>>29716936
Suffering from success, welcome depressed Gura you're the English depressed Fubuki.

>>29716843
Friend is based and a good person

>>29716950
I wanna see how Kiara reacts to seeing the Haachama Coaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5jQ8ukTyCs

>>29716824
ARSniki...

>>29716752
The dissonance of listening to Gura sing this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EANs7DQaq4
while reading about Gura being horny for Amelia never fails to make me laugh. Enjoying both sides of her is part of the charm imo

>>29716843
Sacking half your income to middle finger bugmen actually based friend

https://youtu.be/Iw3JrbS4nV0
Can you believe this was only in March? Coco can't speak Japanese, Haachama can't speak English, Suisei is still hiding her powerlevel but has good pronounciation, and Gen 5 hasn't even auditioned yet. Now Coco can speak Japanese, Haachama's English is better than Coco's and we have Gen 5 and EN. It feels like ages ago.

>>29716895
>Wait, so then, this isn't a gaijin? I thought it was because of the godawful art. Never clicked on any videos.
Holy kek, fucking brutal.
>inb4 it was her fishing for compliments

>>29716794
Are we ever going to get an EN as based as Houshou?

>>29716950
Life size nude Hachama statue in front of Guras house when...please Hachama...you can make a waterfall from the crotch fall directly on Gura's hood and use Inas slime farm slime for your finger's moisture.

>>29716881
you can buy a bag of artificial high quality diamonds for less than 300 bucks
diamonds are a scam dude and i dont even belb /pol/ shit

>>29716864
>>29716800
Don't know how those projections work, I assume they don't just use current growth, but hitting milestones, and events like Christmas and birthdays probably boost subscribers quite a bit.

>>29716503
She lives on a farm

>>29716950
she was supposed to have it completed for the sports festival and have it take place inside, failchama

>>29716950
She is the modern Prometheous anon.
She saw the sorry state the EN server was in and decided to bring to them the miracle of fire.

>>29716983
The duality of Gura

>>29716822
isn't the fin just part of the hoodie?

>>29716843
based wife