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Hail to the queen!

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>> No.29653098
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HUMAN MALE.
ALONE.
MUST RAPE.
NO MERCY.

>> No.29653117

>>29653098
Would it make a difference if he had other people around?

>> No.29653155
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>>29653098
Can't I just get a gentle and meek dog instead?

>> No.29653169

>>29653117
Yes. She is going to make sure its both louder and in a more degrading position.

>> No.29653223
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Did I hear something about gagging vampires in the last thread?

>> No.29653265

>>29653098
Bop her on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

>> No.29653285
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>>29652776
>"Hey boya, need some money? I mean real cash, not that pittance they give ya for losing ya job"
>"Yeah ya do, how 'bout ya come to this address t'night and I can set ya up with a real good payin' gig~"
>Video is uploaded on Monsterhub titled "DESPERATE BOY NEEDS CASH. FUCKS MONSTERS III"
>Meanwhile anon is just trying to put together an Ikea coffee table, one that can expand to become bigger for guests while the tanuki is watching rom coms

>> No.29653286
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>>29653098
These are important.
The paws, I mean.

>> No.29653331

>>29653285
>spoiler
I wish this weren't a thing that's happened to me but it do be like that

>> No.29653580

>>29653285
Imagine coming to a a CC monster's apartment and not expecting hard fucking. Men this dense would be treasured in MGC.

>> No.29653897

>>29653286
BIG.
MEATY.
PAWS.

>> No.29653920
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>>29653285
You can't run from the Nukis, they're set up in every kingdom, every country.

>> No.29654006

>>29653155
That woman is neither a dog nor meek. Is this some kind of trick?

>> No.29654008

>>29653920
That's why you gotta have skooma

>> No.29654065

>>29653580
But she said she wanted me to try her pie! No one would use pie as bait! It's not right!

>> No.29654153
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noooo god damnit you can't just charm me fucking asshole foxes we don't even have a chance to run away, how am I supposed to keep my essence to myself when these dirty tricksters are running rampant trying to steal our seed?

>> No.29654199

>>29654153
Mandrake... have you ever seen a Monster Girl drink a glass of water?

>> No.29654335

>>29654199
I haven't. Guess that explains the thirst.

>> No.29654497
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>"I'll never lose to the pussy." said the former hero.

>> No.29654628

>>29648497
>He met his waifu and hasn't kissed of fucked her in 4 hours
bruh ngmi
>>29653223
I don't produce blood for you to sexily dribble it down your chin and over your tits, miss.

>> No.29655024

>>29653098
But I'm married to a harpy already!

>> No.29655063

>>29653285
>Spoiler
I want to do honest a wholesome work for a very rich monster girl as long as she appreciates me.

>> No.29655373

>>29654497
I lose to common fish pussy

>> No.29656033
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>> No.29656109
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>>29656033
An siche?

>> No.29656173

>>29655373
What if you got lucky and lost to SSR fish pussy instead?

>> No.29656337
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29656337

>Tarantulas don't spin typical spider webs, but often use their silk to line or protect their burrows.
>they also produce webbing via the feet

>> No.29656369

I want a Titania big sister who's actually younger than me and an Alice little sister who's at least twice my age.

>> No.29656414

>>29656337
STICKY FINGERS

>> No.29656707

>>29656033
I want to cuddle a very drunk oni.

>> No.29657749

Dark elves and amazonesses will colonize human villages and every other kind if settlement, rape and enslave the men living there. Each man will be shared property of 5 or 6 dark elves or amazonesses each, young underaged boys will be molested and raped to ensure they will grow up to become better servants to the future rulers over humanity.
All human women will be arrested and sent to the corruption center to become succubi without warning. Those who are single and not interested yet will be sent to royal demon Realm to train for the next invasion on the Order of Omnipotence as part of the demon army.
Titanias and baphomets will collaborate to infiltrate human settlements, collect intelligence and send it to the demon lord for the next move in the march for world domination.
All men will lose to monsters, nice and easy. And you'll love losing and handing over your freedom to the multiple women you love because idk druella is making nonsense again about her power fantasies

>> No.29657799

Hellhounds are such edgy pieces of shits that they only laugh to offensive jokes about men and them getting sexually assaulted when such a thing is fucked up to joked about.

>> No.29658035

>>29657799
Don't shame them, it's part of their culture.

>> No.29658102

>>29657749
Yes, and?

>> No.29658737
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All in all, Halo is really good and I could use an Alp for some couch co-op
Don't know if other MG species would be into it

>> No.29658965
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>>29656707
I want to cuddle a very buff oni

>> No.29658989
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>YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR ARMOR?
>DON'T HAVE ANY?
>YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?
>THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.
>THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY
>AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
>WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A UNITED FEDERATION MADE COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!
>REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!
>DISMISSED!

How'd a monstergirl feel like being yelled and mouthed off by a sergeant?

>> No.29659037

>>29658989
Stop posting this off topic garbage and especially stop wasting image capacity with it.

>> No.29659085

>>29659037
Every time you reply you give him what he wants

>> No.29659142

>>29659037
There is still hundreds plus images still to be posted. Fucking calm down already and give it a rest.

>> No.29659775

>>29658035
Would the manticores have a similar culture? Or is it focused on tailpussy culture?

>> No.29659832
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>The bite mark will become like an erogenous zone, one that only reacts to the one who sucked the blood. The throbbing can only be soothed if they touch it, crawl their tongue along it, suck blood once again, and the pleasure induced is like having the penis teased.
So what happens if a vamp mosquito sucks blood from your cock?

>> No.29660047

>>29657749
>Each man will be shared property of 5 or 6 dark elves or amazonesses each
Jokes on them when I pick my waifu out of them and give her mind blowing sex, but act like a dead fish dildo for the others. You'll accept my monogamy or you'll suffer a lackluster and unfulfilling sex life.

>> No.29660141

>>29657749
Can I have a dullahan or succ/demon knight instead?

>> No.29660612

Bimbo Titania

>> No.29660938

Would you be a cursed sword's little pogchamp?

>> No.29661043

>>29659832
I'd tell her there are other fluids I'd prefer she sucked from my cock instead...

>> No.29661062

>>29660612
That's redundant.
>>29660938
Is she an edgy tomboy?

Because I prefer her sister.

>> No.29661366

So I heard those druuchi bastards drag you back to their homeland, strip of everything, sell at slavemarkets, then treat like a pet in their extravagant mansions with no opportunity of any honest work; and when you aren't breeding or cuddling your owner there, you're locked in an apartment-sized golden cage with nothing but a mountain of pillows, endless snacks and a gaming station of your preference.

How come they haven't got their hands on every dick in existence yet? Is there a big, ugly catch?

>> No.29661466

>>29661366
What the fuck is a druuchi?

>> No.29661482

>>29658737
Forget that.
I just want enough monster girls in a harem to hold more DND games each week.

>> No.29661535

>>29661466
Cocksuc-- I mean dark elves.

>> No.29661996

>>29661366
Their fellow the elves like to capture men before they do and haul them off to the big doughnut.

>> No.29662373
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>> No.29662405

>>29662373
Her theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0iga1eNgvA

>> No.29662447

>>29662373
Try and run, shog always follows you.

>> No.29662538

>>29662447
>feel like Shog is near but can't see her
>look at your arm with a magnifying glass
>little Shogs cleaning up your dead skins cells
>FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY

>> No.29662544

>>29662373
spending all day fully submerged in your new shog maid!

>> No.29662585
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29662585

So how do make-out sessions work with fairies?

Do you stick her head in your mouth and lick and suck on it like a hard candy?
I feel like that'd be a bit one-sided.

>> No.29662624

>>29662585
Thats what happens when you marry a living ona hole

>> No.29662724

>>29662624
That's a shame

>> No.29662808
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>>29658737
Just don't fuck up the LASO, n00b.

>> No.29663027
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Looney coons.

>> No.29663114

I would love to see naked pregnant edits of the monsters' profile pictures

>> No.29663143
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>> No.29663204

>>29663143
>Fibph, d'egg
And other seal noises

>> No.29663210

>>29663027
I financially blacked mail by one.

>> No.29663246

>>29662373
>japanese festival, naked kimono, lanterns, fireworks, and so on
This but with a Dragon or a Cupid

>> No.29663308

>>29662373
Stunning shog

>> No.29663323

>>29663204
bleggh

>> No.29663394

>>29663143
I love Gura

>> No.29663430

>>29653080
Fat lizard.

>> No.29663457

>>29663394
Her laugh feels too fake.

>> No.29663459
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>> No.29663581

>>29660938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsfJ-UzzGrI

>> No.29663654

>>29661366
The catch is that it's Aragorn Lustercock that fucks them, and [you] never actually leave the cage like the proper pet. Beats my life still.

>> No.29663668

>>29663459
How does someone obtain a sports doggo personal trainer?

>> No.29663946

monsters can rape but only if the promise to be nice after

>> No.29664094

>>29663668
Walk into a gym with beef jerky stuffing your pockets to bursting.
What could go wrong?

>> No.29664116

>>29664094
Wendigo attack

>> No.29664127

>>29663946
Monster girls can have a little rape.

>> No.29664129
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>> No.29664280

>>29664116
Not likely in a gym

>> No.29664290

>>29663210
You increased the amount of blacked by one?

>> No.29664371

>>29664280
Wurmie told Wendi that there's beefcake in the gym

>> No.29664410
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>Thou shall commit fornication.
>Thou shall always be lewd.

>> No.29664454
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I want to go on a adventure with kitsune samurai!

>> No.29664483

>>29664415
Guess we're never getting married then

>> No.29664522

What do I attract scary, dangerous and powerful monsters?

>> No.29664575
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>> No.29664610

>>29664280
That’s what they want you to think

>> No.29664753

>>29664094
Gainz Goblins

>> No.29664871

>>29664753
Musclestacks are underrated.

>> No.29665203

>>29664290
Thats because she tarred and feathered me.

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>> No.29665638

>>29665536
Cute Doughragon

>> No.29665696
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>> No.29665813

>>29665696
I love sandworms so much! Waifu since 2014

Shame we hardly get any art of them

>> No.29665877
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>>29665813
Is this your house?

>> No.29665993

Big strong bully chad hellhound raping her pathetic little faggot of a brother

>> No.29666115

>>29665877
That was one iteration, yes.
I've also thought about the idea of underground sandworm tunnels that form small communities of sandworms. Probably not too far off of what giant ant colonies might do. Same concept as that drawing though. Everyone sandworm has their own cell, but they connect to a "road" tunnels and to a larger common that perhaps even has some amenities like restaurants, a theatre, or whatever else. I think this option would perhaps be more viable than magic houses on desert sands. Also a lot less hot and arid.

>> No.29666160

>>29666115
How do they make tunnels? I mean sure they burrow through the earth, but how do they keep the passages open?
Do they poop?

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>>29659832
Reminder that she can keep your bite marks itchy until you decide to marry her

>> No.29666267

>>29666226
Joke's on her, I already have eczema and it never stops itching!

>> No.29666278
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>so many foolish heroes come to your wife's lair that she asked you to start keeping a score for her
>you even started betting on which party member will get claimed by someone first

>> No.29666298

>>29664410
Funnily enough this is the first time I'd say that an artist didn't actually do the thiccness justice.

>> No.29666310

>>29666160
>How do they make tunnels? I mean sure they burrow through the earth, but how do they keep the passages open?
Well I think they'd be burrowing further below where it's not sand but rock. Perhaps something softer like sandstone
>Do they poop?
Spice

>> No.29666335

>>29665877
the sandworm is the house

>> No.29666360

>>29666310
No, see when you burrow, you need to push stuff aside, and what's being displaced has to go somewhere, the material doesn't just disappear. Therefore the tunnels would be closed behind the worms as they moved forwards, the stuff being removed from the front moving along to the back.
Unless you're a Quantum Wurm moving through Wurmholes, I guess.

>> No.29666385

>>29666160
Powerful wurms have a magically solid carapace and they shed some of that hardening magic into the passages as they pass through, turning it to stone. Of course, this means men who touch the walls also get 'hard', so the most honest expression of affection is for a wurm, shrunk into her lamia form for convenience, kabedon's a man to the walls.

>> No.29666431

>>29666360
Once a large and powerful worm forms the tunnel, in part by compacting the dislodged rock and soil, other worms use it in shrunken forms as highways.

>> No.29666716

>>29666360
Think like an underwater cave with air, it's a small pocket of air that needs to be accessed from below by swimming up into the cave. You can get this same effect by just placing a cup over water, upside down and pushing it down into the water. Now just replace water with sand. Gravity ensures that the sand will settle down into the entry points. Sure some may get tracked into the tunnels, but not enough to fill them to the brim.

>> No.29666724

>>29666278
>"That cleric over there looks like hes going to get claimed by the demon"
>"Nah, the dark valkyrie is gonna get him"

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>> No.29666827

>>29666754
Do all the powerful monsters look this villainous and possibly rapey?

>> No.29666876

>>29666827
Only posers. It's selfie duckface equivalent.

>> No.29667013

>>29666827
>>29666876
How to tell if a friendly looking monster is powerful?

>> No.29667044

>>29666827
>possibly
Double rapey.

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>> No.29667305

>>29667013
>How to tell if a friendly looking monster is powerful?
If she has white hair, big paws, and a blue scarf

>> No.29667322

>>29667234
We need a 3D MGE game with characters and models that animates like a anime to give it that Arc System Works feel.

>> No.29667411

>>29656033
Is this the Oni equivalent to that stupid giant spoon meme?

>> No.29667507

>>29667411
It's the Oni equivalent of that anime guy with a huge glass of water picture.

>> No.29667524
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Imagine being so mentally ill you spam a vanilla mg thread to propagate your soulless fetish. I know you're reading this so please do your parents (and everyone else) a favour and kill yourself

>> No.29667541

>>29667013
When you hear her say "I don't want trouble"

>> No.29667603

>>29666827
My waifu looks villainous and rapey from the front, but very cute and rapeable from behind.

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>> No.29667891

>>29667524
This. "Husband" is just mamono using a human word to approximate a fundamentally unique concept. Mamono mating doesn't necessarily have the emotional or romantic connotations human marriage usually does, but exists primarily at a fundamental spiritual/magical level, superceding all else. And before any /tg/ niggers say something about "muh realism" or some shit, this is a setting designed for porn and escapism, primarily inspired by Dragon Quest and similar settings. Realism is one of the lowest priorities.

>> No.29668000

>>29667013
An absolute, zen-like calm.

>> No.29668063

What kind of stuff would a monster(s) do to you that would make you feel like a very depraved slut?

>> No.29668207
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>>29654006
>implying wolves aren't dogs

>> No.29668247

>>29668063
Compliment my looks

>> No.29668260

>>29668063
Easy. Indulge my fantasies

>> No.29668289

>>29667891
>doesn't necessarily have the emotional or romantic connotations human marriage usually does
Did you type this as a joke?

>> No.29668337

>>29662538
Do they look up from their work and wave at you?

>> No.29668369

>>29668337
Of course, it's the polite thing to do. Maybe do a coordinated mass-curtsy.

>> No.29668383

>>29668289
One: I said "doesn't necessarily". Some mamono/human relationships are purely animalistic or servile, without a romantic bond, but some are very romantic. It can be either.
Two: I said "connotation", not actuality. Marriage is conceptually seen as an emotional and romantic thing, regardless of how it eventually turns out.

>> No.29668384

What things in MGE are no for you?

>> No.29668410

>>29664129
I keep seeing this thumbnail as some Zora-like monster looking down at their giant claws. The umbrella makes the rounded head and the tails are the claws curved upward.

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>>29657749
Your empire ends here.

>> No.29668475

>>29668384
Large breasts, lactation, big muscles, fat, cakes, femdom.

>> No.29668487

>>29668207
WOLVES ARE PROUD AND NOBLE GIRLS!

>> No.29668774

>>29668384
Lolis and everything related although I like the idea of a Sabath organisation, just not loli or pedohpilic in any nature. I suppose I'm not massively fond of Pandaemonium or Wonderland either, though it's not like I'm explicitly against them.

>> No.29668833

>>29668384
Lolis and furries, the implied incest here and there, and the fact that settings magical R&D is under the sabbath

>> No.29668850

>>29668774
Coincidentally; lolis, Pandaemonium, and Wonderland are among my favorite things in the setting.

>> No.29668959

>>29668850
You and I and two immensely different people.

>> No.29669021
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Character growth

>> No.29669043

>>29668384
See >>29668833 except I'm ambivalent about the last point.
>>29668475
Everything in that list except fat sounds great and I can't think of any fat monsters in MGE unless you think P'Orcs count.

>> No.29669128

>>29668833
>Implied incest
I wouldn't be bothered with it so much if it wasn't all so lolicentric. I don't think there's an instance regarding this that is for older monstergirls.

>> No.29669179

>>29667234
ma brudas we found da queen

>> No.29669196

>>29668436
Ragging mushrooms are a great thing.

>> No.29669205

>>29669179
But do you kno de wei?

>> No.29669263

>>29669043
P'orcs and any of the "thicc" art people draw.
Also, and I completely forget it existed but should amend to my list, drunkards.

>> No.29669330

>>29668384
Corruption, femdom, alps, the two furshit monsters, wonderland, pandemonium, the completely sex-obsessed monsters.

>> No.29669388

>>29668384
I don't like yuri, alps, incest, lolis, furshit monsters, and 24/7 sex.

>> No.29669414

>>29669043
dorome looking slovenly thanks to her mud defaulting to a thick, heavy body is one of her key concepts in the making of
of course, she can cheat and instantly give herself any other body type if her husband can't tolerate it. p'orcs can't.

>> No.29669443

>>29668384
All the stuff with large amounts of semen. Like sticky shrooms and such.

>> No.29669455
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29669455

Be careful not to cause a feeding frenzy when diving.

>> No.29669463

>>29669330
>alps
Oh yeah, these too, in a more general sense. They offer nothing but homo shitposting and are inferior to both women and tomboys.

>> No.29669505

>>29669455
This but with mersharks.

>> No.29669747

>>29668384
Lolis, incest, and generally anything that would refer to me as “master” because it makes me feel self-conscious (though cu siths are one of my top five favorites)

>> No.29669764
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>>29666827
Yes

>> No.29670024

>>29668384
-cait sith and cu sith being furries outside of the deep parts of wonderland.
-the lack of references to cunnilingus
-no magic computers with magic internet
-gremlins don't have fur limbs
-no femdom loli stuff in the sabbath
-monsters as "pets"
-land of the four souls

>> No.29670078
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Merlin could see the future and knew that trying to seduce the Lady of the Lake wouldn't work out, but he tried to do it anyway. That's how good wet pussy is.

>> No.29670086

>>29669747
>anything that would refer to me as “master”
What if she says it sarcastically? It was how I met my waifu, after all.

>> No.29670122

>>29669764
Smug monsters make me feel safe.

>> No.29670150
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>>29670122
They should. I trust my wife with my life!

>> No.29670172
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>>29670086
>sarcastically calling me “master”
Sounds like something a manticore would do and they’re high up on my waifu list

>> No.29670185

>>29670122
Same. Conversely, when the smug wife suddenly looses her smug, that's when I know things are getting serious.

>> No.29670211

>>29670024
>-the lack of references to cunnilingus
We can hope.
>-no magic computers with magic internet
Wasn't there an official picture of Baphomet using a device that's basically a magic smartphone?

>> No.29670306
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>>29670150
>>29670185
I want the smuggest, biggest Pharaoh possible.

>> No.29670614
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>>29670211
Yeah. Momonika was Skyping with her gal-pals while getting plowed. And the Ratatoskrs have YggdraNet

>> No.29670762
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The way she rapes her man so violently and cowgirls him to face the camera before forcing him to synchronize the timing of the orgasms with her is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

>> No.29670778

>>29670306
It's like you want to be broken.

>> No.29670843

>Post picture of Ratatoskr
>Catch myself oogling the thumbnail
I've got it bad

>> No.29670886

>>29670306
I like my pharaohs smug, big, and short.

>> No.29670927
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>>29670886
Forgot the picture.

>> No.29671100

Whats a stupid plot idea?
currently im thinking of one where a dragon kidnaps a princess but its only to see the "knight saves princess" fairytale play out
somehow results in the knight fucking the dragon

>> No.29671127

>>29670778
Is there something wrong with wanting that?

>> No.29671401

>>29671127
Thrones are not meant to be broken

>> No.29671413

>>29671127
Because if she breaks you, she'll turn you into the perfect consort/sexpet for her.

>> No.29671441

>>29671401
That is a good point.
>>29671413
...and that's bad because?

>> No.29671523
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>>29671100
Ive been thinking something similar. A knight is sent to rescue a princess from a monster but he "rescues" the monster instead. I don't know how you would justify him rescuing the monster, maybe he has cataracts and can't see too well
>Female paladin fighting dark brave
>Knight sees a glowing figure bearing down on small half naked woman
>Swipes up the brave before the paladin can deal the finishing blow
>Covers her with his cape to keep her warm as he rides away

>> No.29671522

>>29671100
>Whats a stupid plot idea?
A bunch of monsters trying to infilitrate a human village that's actually a monster one disguising itself as a human one.

>> No.29671530

>>29671100
So they just let the princess go home after the knight and the dragon fuck?

>> No.29671563

>>29671530
never thought that far, I did say it was stupid

>> No.29671587

>>29671523
>I don't know how you would justify him rescuing the monster
Save the pretty and polite one

>> No.29671610

>>29671441
I can't think of a reason other then it's a tiring job.

>> No.29671650

>>29671610
I'm sure she'd have some potions to keep up my stamina.

>> No.29671730

>>29671100
Lab shenanigains between a haku, gremlin, lich and dark mage

>> No.29671872
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>>29671587
This too. I think it's really funny if a knight were to rescue something you couldn't mistake as anything other than a monster because the princess is rude
>"Rescuing" an apophis from her own palace citadel
>Underlings go to intervene but she cutthroat gestures and they let them pass
>Servants now have to play cards or something with the princess until the mistress comes back

>> No.29672076

>>29667700
Who's this semen demon?

>> No.29672144
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Would you rather be a sailor that gets captured by monstergirl pirates or a pirate that gets captured by monstergirl marines?

>> No.29672193

>>29672144
monstergirl pirates are hot and sexy

>> No.29672400

>>29672144
Vampire pirates.

>> No.29672444

>Sneak out to gym
>Been largely unable to go since lockdowns
>Finally get in
>Its all undead lifting
>Suddenly have a whole lot of stares locked onto you.

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>> No.29672923

>>29672144
A viscous cycle of both

>> No.29672973

>>29672444
>"free protein"

>> No.29672977

>>29672923
ah yes, the slime pirates.

>> No.29672992
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>>29672144
A sailor who gets accused of being a pirate by monster marines (who are disguised pirates)

>> No.29673036

>>29672973
>Huge ghoul 'casually' comes up and leans on a table.
>"So, you need a lifting buddy? I can show you ar-"
>"I CAN SPOT!" is what a buff ghost shouts as she phases through everything to get ov e.r
>A few zombies are just moaning and lumbering over while their lich just tuts at them.

>> No.29673352

>>29671100
Anon and his harem have a board game night. There’s no innuendo or anything lewd.

>> No.29674227

I wonder if monster girls always give the "free blowjob" gift you you have your birthday.
Or maybe they go for something more degenerate like a all payed for trip to wonderland.

>> No.29674890

>>29668384
muscle girls, femdom, furry stuff like the cu sith and cait sith, mindflayers, most of the bug/arthropod type girls, fungus/mushroom girls and loli/sabath stuff

>> No.29675521
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>>29675521
I'm a slut for that mofu tell ya what
They can have all the essence they want I don't need it

>> No.29676002

>>29675671
Hey ahrianon how big is your ahri folder?

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>> No.29676276

Fluffy fox tails are overrated. Smooth snake tails that are overwhelmingly LONG and FAT are where it's at. I want a lamia gf that's typically in two rooms most of the time because her tail is just that long.

>> No.29676566

>>29676002
Not very large a few dozen pics

>> No.29676590

>>29676159
vrchat meetup when?

>> No.29676764

>>29676276
Fat lizard tail is where it's at!

>> No.29676827
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>>29676276
>>29676764
Personally, I prefer Chimaera tails

>> No.29676858

>>29676827
She looks like she's all serious and prideful but is an absolute degenerate slut under sheets

>> No.29676873

>>29676827
>the other tail pussy

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>> No.29676964

>>29676858
That's plausible.

>> No.29677035

>>29676858
>When she goes from her dragon personality to her lion personality

>> No.29677253

>>29676566
gotta pump up those numbers! I know for a fact ahri has a metric shit ton of art.

>> No.29677424

Bros, I can't handle these smug looks, how much do I have to lift before the minotaurs at the gym stop looking down on me?

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>>29677424
Are you sure they're smug and not like pic related?

>> No.29677503
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29677503

>>29677253
Working on it thanks
>>29677424
Blow a kiss to them and wait to see what happens in the locker room I promise it'll be worth your time

>> No.29677645

I want to be the emotional support for a "evil" monster girl.

>> No.29677684

I want to be the physical support for a monster girl.
As in, like a chair.

>> No.29677685

where do you draw the line between monster girls and girl monsters?

>> No.29677714

>>29677645
Does a CC vampire fit that role?

>> No.29677743

>>29677685
Its like porn, "you know it when you see it"

>> No.29677823

>>29677714
They are perfect for that role. Evil, massive castle with a hordes of undead, but is also really lonely after having been the "evil queen" of the land for her entire undeath. And so have nobody that's actually close to her.

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>>29677685

>> No.29677903
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>>29677424
Find the biggest strongest monster there and princess carry her to the locker room and turn that smug face into an ahego one

>> No.29677968
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>>29677887
Just, just be honest now.

>> No.29677973
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29677973

Was reading KC's tweet on Jinko and he said

>Update completed! This time, "Hitotora (Jinko)" is a rare and massive tiger girl. I'm also in the usual Western style region, but like the demon fox, I'm from the foggy continent (Chinese style region).

She is called MASSIVE. 7ft or taller Jinko waifus confirmed.

>> No.29678062

>>29677973
Is that supposed to be about a character in the game? I'm fucking glad if that's the case, still interested if it's something else.

>> No.29678191
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>>29677973
Keep in mind that what may be massive to the average Japanese person may not be so big to someone else.

>> No.29678216

>>29677903
Uncensored please.

>> No.29678279
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>ywn hold Deonora's big powerful tail in your hands
>ywn gently massage that tail
imagine gently massaging a caressing a tail strong enough to defeat a hero and easily destroy your pathetic existence were she so inclined while it lazily coils and wraps around you.

>> No.29678283

>>29678062
No, its a tweet from 2013.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/374868243971719168?s=19

>> No.29678378

>>29677973
Imagine a BIG Russian Jinko leaning down and whispering in your ear "I must break you"

>> No.29678404

I need a girl to come home to after a two mile run in snow, slush, and cold.

>> No.29678427
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Smug young girls need gentle maledom

>> No.29678480

>>29678283
So just about Jinkos in general? I thought it's common knowledge in these parts that they're large.

>> No.29678481

I miss my lamia friend

>> No.29678510

>>29678481
You better work on your aim then.

>> No.29678532

>>29678062
That being said, I am relatively confident that we will get a Minotaur or Jinko in the upcoming game first release, because I think KC will want the muscle fetish represented. It is also possible he will surprise us with a new muscle girl entirely in the game. One of the few advantadges of being one of the most underrepresented fetishes.

>> No.29678783

>>29678427
Weak adult men need gentle femdom

>> No.29678913

What kind of worlds would you travel to in Princess Mad Hatter's Castle through those mysterious magical paintings?

>> No.29678943
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>> No.29678952

Which would look sillier?
>Alraune using flight magic
>Sandworm using flight magic

>> No.29678987

Pharaohs with drill hair?

>> No.29679016

>>29678404
>https://files.catbox.moe/ighv7m.jpg
artist is @wulfsenn but I can't find this one on his twitter

>> No.29679085

>>29678913
she would be pretty confused when she sees me go into one spending only 30 second before coming out and immidiatly going back in again and doing this for hours everyday.

>> No.29679208

>>29678279
pampering high power level monsters!

>> No.29679247

>>29678532
>I am relatively confident that we will get a Minotaur or Jinko in the upcoming game
I bloody hope so.
>It is also possible he will surprise us with a new muscle girl entirely in the game.
That would be interesting, but I don't think it's likely he'd introduce a new species right there whether she appeals to musclesluts or not. It's also plausible he could include a girl from species that could plausibly be beefy but isn't in the profile art, like Oni.

>> No.29679284

>>29678987
Yes

Yes.

>> No.29679385

>>29653080
I thought that this fad shit was dead

>> No.29679458

>>29678987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-G1Y6slHbQ

>> No.29679460

>>29678952
Flying alraunes would spin around like peahats from zelda

>> No.29679478

>>29679016
>https://files.catbox.moe/ighv7m.jpg
I will not say no to the beef cow.

>> No.29679522
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29679522

Soggy ground dragon.

>> No.29679542

Anyone knows if in the upcoming game we will be forced to start with the Catgirl as our starting wife or we will be able to choose?

>> No.29679590
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>a Jinko at your new workplace has been aggressively teasing you lately
>started off with just words, but you brushed off that off as just her messing with the new guy
>now she's moved on to physical things like rustling your hair and "accidentally" hip checking you as you pass by each other
>you're definitely being hunted
>she has about a foot and a half of height and like 50 pounds of muscle over you, not even counting her natural strength as a monster girl
>decide to take a self defense course oriented for humans you found at a gym near you
>you aren't harboring any fantasies of actually beating a Jinko in a fight, but you hope it will help you not get knocked on your ass immediately and maybe get away
>show up at the gym after work, find where the class is meeting
>the staff member there is just a normal looking dude, thank fuck
>small talk with him a bit while you wait
>ask him how long he's taught classes like this
>"Huh? Naw, dude, she's the instructor." he says, nodding at someone behind you
>before you can turn, you feel a heavy paw on your shoulder
>it's your coworker, and you just became the volunteer for the class's demonstrations
>2 hours of being grappled and getting trapped in sweaty leglocks later you've learned just how outclassed you were
>also you're pretty sure you're dating her now, you think to yourself as she carries your exhausted body into her house

>> No.29679746

I like monsters in conservative clothing

>> No.29679751

Honest question: Would monster girls be offended by insults like Slut, Fag, etc? Given that their cultures revolve around sex I imagine they would have different views on those words.

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>> No.29679791

>>29679746
I want to hold hands with a modestly dressed monstergirl while I'm dressed like a male prostitute.

>> No.29679796

>>29679522
Hey wait a minute. I know this huge dragon snek

>> No.29679855

>>29679751
In both cases it would depend on the species. A lilyrune or a bicorn is going to react very differently than a shirohebi or a vampire.

>> No.29679923

>>29679751
>Slut
Unicorn
>Fag
In denial stage 1 Alp

>> No.29679971

>>29679782
im gunna cum on that fox.

>> No.29679989

>>29679855
It would depend on the individual
Look at people in real life

>> No.29680108

>>29679522
>Raviente Wurm
Can we not

>> No.29680132

>>29679590
>also you're pretty sure you're dating her now, you think to yourself as she carries your exhausted body into her house
Jinkos are such honorable gentlewomen!

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>> No.29680168

Monster hunting is the only appropriate way to acquire wild waifus

>> No.29680188

>>29680108
She just wants a husband like any other wurm

>> No.29680235

>>29679923
An Alp, or really anyone in denial of their transformation would be interesting sight.

>> No.29680272

>>29680235
>Shut up fag!
>Its not gay if you have DDs!

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>>29679590
No boss would allow groping to go around between employees. At least not without the proper dating and marriage forums filled out. Anon should've reported her for such conduct and agree to have a meeting with the jinko in question and HR in the supplies closet

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>> No.29680463

>>29680142
Cute succ. Would hug

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>> No.29680735

>>29680692
Cursed picture

>> No.29680769

>>29680692
Do we have anything in the house to eat that isn't made of shog?

>> No.29680957

>>29680769
You’ll eat your shog and like it

>> No.29681010
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29681010

What monster girls care about courtship/contracts and which ones don't?

>> No.29681389

>>29680769
Eat your Shog, or no Shog after dinner.

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has magnus finished that story about guys rushing the portals and I just missed it or am I being a retard?

>> No.29681769

>>29681659
nah, I don't think he's posted more yet. I, uh, definitely didn't have the same thought earlier today and checked it myself then.

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>>29681659
Salamanders are hot

>> No.29682403
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>see Jinko co-worker claim the new guy
>apparently he went to self defense classes before hand
>rookie mistake, everyone should know that those classes are traps for single men
>unlike him, I'll been dodging MG co-workers for a while
>but I haven't been able to shake the Demon from upper management
>Shes been everywhere, I once saw her watching me in the men's bathroom
>I have to inspect most things I agree too
>I'm signing a lease for an apartment
>landlord is a man so I'm don't inspect the contract
>feel two hands on my shoulders
>turns out the landlord was a friend of her's
>I still got the apartment though and a promotion t

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>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' VAGINA PUBES! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!"

>"I KNEW YOU ELVES HAD NO HONOR! NO RESPECT! NO BEER!"

>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' ARROWS, AND SHOVE THEM IN BETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKIN' FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION, AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN' VIOLIN! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GONNA COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USIN' YER FUCKIN' BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!"

>> No.29682588

>>29677887
i just noticed, mge kikis arn't ever drawn having talons.

>> No.29682698

>>29682588
Long fingernails get in the way of cleaning.

>> No.29682795

>>29680769
All is Shog, even you

>> No.29682885

>>29682698
how is she suppose to fend off intruders if she doesn't have sharp talons?

>> No.29682908

>>29682266
I wanna wrestle with a Salamander then ram my cock inside her when she least expects it.

>> No.29682995

>>29682885
broom kata

>> No.29683004

>>29682885
She's skilled with the broom.

>> No.29683024

Harems that consist of completely different species, have very interesting personalities, and also became extremely close friends with each other are the best.

>> No.29683044

>>29682885
>how is she suppose to fend off intruders
through danmaku obviously

>> No.29683058

>>29683024
I see you are a man of culture as well.

>> No.29683095
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>>29676276
surely we can come to some sort of middle ground here
god i so desperately want a bunyip wife who alternates between shy autistic mumbling while we cuddle and raw pelvis-breaking sexual aggression at a moment's notice

>> No.29683162

>>29683044
what would kiki's boss theme be like?

>> No.29683204

>>29683162
You're asking that in /jp/ of all places?
https://youtu.be/vS_a8Edde8k

>> No.29683412

Wendi's boss theme is just AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA looped over and over and over.

>> No.29684073

>>29683412
>Its set to the tune of Stains of T ime

>> No.29684351

>>29684073
>Here I stand beneath the women to be raped

>> No.29684546

>>29676873
i wouldn't say no

>> No.29684640
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>>29682908
I want to wrestle loli warriors, go easy on them to make it last longer and keep the excitement up, and let the arousal build up slowly, so by the time she's defeated she (or atleast her body) is fully expecting cock.

>> No.29684705
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>>29683412
AWAWAWAWA
AWAWAWAWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIW7Ho4xMa4

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>>29684351
>In the mana, falling harder
>Into a hedon’s life
>And it will come
>Like a flood of sperm
>Pouring down on her
>And it will not let up
>Until the balls are dry

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>>29684775
LEFT HAND RULE

>> No.29684965

>>29684870
Salamanders don't strike me as ones that know a lot about electromagnetism.

>> No.29684998

>>29684640
Remember, warrior monster lolis are for going easy on until you get them in a grapple and then go full strength to bloat their wombs in one blast.

>> No.29685048

>>29684965
But they are very familiar with sexual magnetism!

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>> No.29685109

>>29684965
Salamander taught me all about the Ising model

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>> No.29686031

Would you join an anti-sabbath movement with the holstaur community and tell those dumb lolis to grow the fuck up already?

>> No.29686225

>>29686031
The anti-sabbath group movement sounds like something headed up by dark mages.

>> No.29686271

>>29686225
Only problem is the Sabbath will never go anywhere. The baphomets are way too powerful and stuck in their ways to ever change most likely

>> No.29686404

>>29686271
I wanna see schisms in the sabbath similar to the ones in the catholic church.

>> No.29686422
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Taken from dragonia
>This time, I hope your abilities stand out among others, since you will have to defeat a really strong dragon.

>The person you want to defeat is Lilifrau, known as the "Blue Flame". She is one of the strongest dragons of the Dragonia Empire, who is also called the rebirth of the Lizardman "Swordswoman Dolandina", known for the invincibility on this stadium.
>Having a character characteristic of the family of Lizardman, she longs for a strong opponent and always wants to enter the battle with the strongest. Last year, she participated in the Grand Coliseum Tournament, but her opponent turned out to be a man with poor blade ownership. She left the scene of the battle without touching the man, despite the victory.

>Without a husband, her battle flame does not die out. Now she appears in bars and arenas throughout the city, in order to extinguish a little more “flame”. Her heart wants to find a man as strong as she is. I can understand her, but I can’t lose sight of the fact that with her "search for the groom" she scares other people. She will swing her thirsty blade until she can satisfy herself.

>If you have the courage not to be afraid of the dragon, and the fire of love surpasses her fighting spirit, take a sword and fight it.
I want to fight the blue Sala-dragon

>> No.29686604

>>29686225
Why would dark mages care about opposing sabbaths?

>> No.29686695

>>29686604
I'll always got a onee-san vibe from the dark mages.

>> No.29686724

>>29686422
>Get beaten at the arena and not raped
I hope they got a volunteer from the audience or something to finish the job, that's brutal.

>> No.29686755

I like alternate builds of monster girls.
Like caster Salamanders and amazons or melee unicorns.

>> No.29687014

>>29686755
My favorite build is a alice berserker

>> No.29687143

>>29687014
>Fine skirt is now a ratty one and she's carrying two cake knives.
Onii-chan WILL play tea party.

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>> No.29687365

test

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>>29684705
Papa Wendi relaxing with a nice round of Demon's Souls after a hard day cutting wood
https://i.imgur.com/t8wGCrf.jpg

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>>29686755
I like buff monsters from species that normally aren't buff.

>> No.29687601

>>29687254
that's not how you do the kikoho

>> No.29687650

>>29687505
Buff kiki.

>> No.29687722

>>29687505
I hear you.
Buff anubis or buff sphinx are top tier.

>> No.29687865

>>29687722
It adds an extra layer of difficulty to answering riddles when she's also choking you out

>> No.29687867

>>29687650
She needs to be tall and have some THICK to her muscles so she's not a buff twig.

>> No.29688063

>>29687505
>Slime finds anon watching a lifting competition
>she molds herself into a super buff form
>he plaps his hand down on her new slime abs
>they jiggle just as much as they usually do and then lose definition as they shake
>her face darkens with the slime equivalent of an embarrassed blush
>she's still way stronger than him so she gets even

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>>29687867

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>>29687722
I've been thinking of stronk sneks lately.
>>29688063
If I wasn't a poorfag, I'd commission a really buff Shoggoth, she could pull off the hardness of the muscle too.

>> No.29688269

>>29684998
They're still lolis and should be fucked gently, defeating her before that is just being pretend-rough because that's the correct way to court/dominate some types of monsters.

>> No.29688380

>>29688267
Strong sneks coil you up so they can make you watch as they show off their muscles.

>>29688269
Nah, you gotta get a tad rough so they make little yips and gasps of shock/pleasure.

>> No.29688567

>>29685750
i have something better for her to coil around.

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The power bill has been suspiciously low recently...

>> No.29688637

My only weakness is 8 feet tall girls in white dresses.

>> No.29688709
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Would you let a Beelzebub suck on your toes?

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>>29688637

>> No.29688994

>>29688631
Using my Raiju wife's dominion over electricity to grow marijuana in my basement for free and turn a massive profit!

>> No.29689512

>>29653580
This would totally be me. I’m pretty dense and single minded when I’m on the job so if a CC MG asked me to help them with their plumbing; I’d be ready to work. She’d pretty much have to tell me outright to drop my pants for me to finally get the atmosphere.

>> No.29689609

>>29686724
Brutal? Brutal?!

Brutal is being raped for an entire week straight by a Hellhound. Brutal is being beaten up by a Jinko for resisting rape, then raped until you become a muscleslut.

This? There are no words for this, it is beyond beyond brutal.

>> No.29689634

>>29688631
It's a nice thought that there might be a yandere raiju who gets off on the thought of my unknowingly using her bioelectricity.

>> No.29689764

>>29668487
>go on a picnic with werewolf gf
>give her head pats and eat skritches
>her leg starts going up and down really fast
>as soon as she notices she turns away from you and pouts

>> No.29689894

>>29669455
>>29669505
>loli piranha mermaids
IMAGINE

>> No.29689983

>>29689894
>loli piranha mermaids
probably the most fear I've felt about monstergirls, damn

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>> No.29690150

>>29689894
I can, and it's beautiful. Thank you.

>> No.29690167
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>smug

>> No.29690230

>>29686422
>but her opponent turned out to be a man with poor blade ownership. She left the scene of the battle without touching the man, despite the victory.

Welcome to Salty's Spitoon, how tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I challenged a hot dragon girl to a fight, after I lost she left without touching me.

Yes, so?

I didnt cried for hours after that.

Seriously though, poor guy. I hope some other warrior dragon girl saw him and husbando'd him after that.

>> No.29690336

>>29688380
>you gotta get a tad rough so they make little yips and gasps of shock/pleasure
It's true there would be some possessive groping when you're maneuvering her petite body into positions of your choosing and holding her there, and working up to a decent pace after a slow start, although nothing more than what can be considered a tad rough.

>> No.29690477

>>29690336
Yeah, but it needs to end with a blast to he womb that's going to leave her showing.
Gotta get her to look at it before she ahegoes.

Its the way of monster girl adventuring lolis.

>> No.29690537

>>29689764
My preferred form of bullying for any canine that doesn't simply give in to the power of the pat.

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>>29690167

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>> No.29690851

>>29682885
Have you seen her natural stiletto talon? She could slice a jugular with a roundhouse kick.

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>> No.29690948

>>29682885
Maybe they unsheathe

>> No.29691118

>>29690908
I wonder how long it takes her to tie her tie.

>> No.29691149

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because the farmlands have holst guards doesn't mean you should underestimate them.
Just because they are cheerful and welcoming doesn't mean those 7ft of tits and muscle won't pin you down if you try something.

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>> No.29691335

>>29691118
Five seconds.

>> No.29691370

>>29690851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73OvZ_l35Sw

>> No.29691404

>>29691149
I will tip the Holsts and there is nothing you can do about it.

>> No.29691447

>>29691404
You'll tip one just for the other to 'tip' onto you.
Good luck getting out from that T and Muscles.

>> No.29691600

>>29691149
They are a Minotaur subspecies after all. Can they still pin me down if I behave and ask nicely?
>>29691404
You don't need to give them money, they already get salary.

>> No.29691713

>>29691370
>undead kiki is pitching the idea of becoming undead to her husband
>"well, sure, that sounds nice bu-" *slrck*

>> No.29691730

>>29691447
>being the white meat in a beef sandwich
Just as planned.

>>29691600
It's just the tip, you can't buy that with money.

>> No.29691745

>>29691600
Only if what you're asking isn't illegal and the other party agrees.

>>29691730
Good man.

>> No.29691982

>>29691713
if anyones going to snap my neck and take advantage of my paralyzed body it better be a kuu griffon

>> No.29691991

As long as criminal scum are locked up in jail, getting fucked by hellhounds for diddling kids, stealing important stuff, and harm innocent lives, I can rest easy at night.

>> No.29692006

Wait a second... what if the concept of cow tipping was spread in the first place by holsts just to lure innocent young men wanting to have fun right up to them?

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>>29679590
That's one cool cat.

>> No.29693095

>>29669330
What dont you like about corruption?

>> No.29693175

>>29691370
Tengu assassins are scary.

>> No.29693278
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Gonna date the only human girl in a mostly undead school

>> No.29693358

The intimacy of climaxing from rubbing on your wife's tail

>> No.29693370

>>29693278
She's pretty weird though.

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>>29693370
Well yeah she grew up around undead her whole life

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>> No.29694044

>impregnate your lich wife
>impregnate your lich wife's dragon zombie sister
>impregnate your lich wife's cake wight mentor
>impregnate your lich wife's vampire best friend

>> No.29694075

>>29693278
>>29693591
Gonna become her first friend, gonna turn her into a Holstaur and creampie her during the transformation.

>> No.29694196

>>29690537
What’s the best way to bully a MG?

>> No.29694302

>>29693370
>>29693591
It's hard not to be weird when all your classmates think it's weird you have to breathe all the time.

>> No.29694663

>>29694196
friendzone

>> No.29694833

>>29694044
>dragon zombie
Is it possible for dragon zombies to become dragon wights?

>> No.29694921

>>29694833
sure why not

>> No.29694933

>>29694833
I intend to find out.

>> No.29694955

wait a minute
Can dragon zombies swap to their monster forms too?

>> No.29694958

>>29694833
They would be some of the strongest monsters if they could.

>> No.29695129

>>29694955
Probably.

>> No.29695308

>Go out to dinner with Kobold wife
>Decide on Chinese
>Everything occurs as normal
>Except when the check came
>They left two Fortune Cookies on the table
>She watches you eat yours and gets all fidgety.

>> No.29695333

>>29679751
If you want to hurt a mamono call them infertile.

>> No.29695363

>>29695129
imagine the smell

>> No.29695496

>>29695333
they will take you calling them infertile as an opportunity to prove you wrong
use this tactic with caution

>> No.29695521

>>29695363
The smell I imagined was hot buttered pancakes for some reason. Specifically the ones from McDonald’s

>> No.29695577

Monsters can't rape you if you're already married to a monster.

>> No.29696032

What is the difference between a low level Kiki or shog and a high level one? How would they change? Most monster girls change in predictable ways like how Hellhounds get bigger and faster, salamanders get stronger and better fighting. Slimes get larger. what about kiki or shogs?

>> No.29696163

>>29696032
Low Shogs work at their mastahs house. High level shogs are the house.

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>> No.29696946

Alice is meant for turning into a massive pervert without her even realizing it.

>> No.29697513

>>29696163
And the Kiki Kiki?

>> No.29697531

>>29696946
Do you need a mind flayer to do that?

>> No.29697587

>>29697531
That's just how Alices work. Although a mind flayer big sis getting her Alice imouto into freaky squid sex is certainly a possibility.

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>Comming new art of the wife
I'm excited, bros.

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>>29698178
>planning huge Black Friday purchases
I'm nervous, bros.

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>>29700570
I don't comm super often but I was in the mood for it. Only really commed like three things before.

>> No.29701197

>>29696555
I want a big haughty dragon to protect me.

>> No.29701699

>>29697587
Mindflayer onee-san flaying alice so she's super lewd while still thinking she's super innocent.
>Difficulty level: Anon must cum

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How do I bully legendary dragons? They're just too strong

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>>29686422
>be necromancer
>travelling in dragonia
>go see the Grand Coliseum tournament
>the battle is between a blue dragon and some fag
>tfw she wins without even touching him
>the guy stands KO on the ground and she hasn't raped him yet
>interesting.jpg
>mfw she seems to be prime undead dragon material
>rub hands

>> No.29702075

>>29702012
Adventurers bully lower level Monsters.
Higher level Monsters bully adventurers.
The cycle of life.

>> No.29702326

>finished the therapy with your Kobold
>no idea what people have against Mindflayers, your counselor is a miracle worker
>now Miss Kobold gives you head pats and belly rubs, takes you on walkies, calls you a good boy, and even bought you a squeaky bone toy the other day

>> No.29702369

>>29702012
Ohohoho!

>> No.29702415

>>29702075
Where's the part where bullied adventurers make low level monsters?

>> No.29702462

>>29671100
the princess is actually a prince knight in disguise because [political shenanigans]. breaks out of the room he's locked in, finds a sword in the dragon's lair, they fight, then they fuck, then they lived happily ever after

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Why yes I do like Zipangese ladies.

>> No.29703939

>>29702462
Noes the dragon gen ivolved or does she fake a defeat so the two can get it on while she fingers herself?

>> No.29705369

>>29695577
they can if they are doing it for your wives amusement.

>> No.29705501

Boy prince kidnapped by thick domming Dragon. No amount of payment is ever gonna release him.

>> No.29705954

>>29705501
She should move in with the prince to the castle once he wants to get married, it's better that she gets used to the royal life before the prince is crowned a king and she becomes the queen.

>> No.29705958

>>29705501
This is actually very convenient. Princes can be so troublesome when struggling for succession of the throne and getting rid of one to keep a dragon busy is very shrewd politics.

>> No.29706057

>>29705958
It works great until you get young dragons that claim they're the rightful heir to the throne.

>> No.29706109

>>29706057
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE

>> No.29706373

>>29705501
It's all so tiresome.

>> No.29706518

Knight has to save the princess from the dragon, but when he gets to the dragon it turns out the dragon is a princess, there's no kidnapped human princess, and he's supposed to save the princess from the dragon in a metaphorical sense.

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>>29706518
>local itinerant chevalier has little money, poor land, a shit liege lord
>gets sent off on a fool's errand
>gets to marry into a royal family with huge hoards and bang a smoking hot woman to boot
>all without fighting an actual dragon
No-brainer.

>> No.29706768

>>29706518
>dragon in a metaphorical sense
Which is?

>> No.29706784

>>29706768
She has heartburn

>> No.29706810

>dragon hoes stealing people again
Time for some faceless fat bastard action.

>> No.29706816

>>29706768
The dragon is her virginity.

>> No.29706844

>>29706768
He must save the dragon from herself and cure her NEETness/thievery

>> No.29707130

>>29677887
Succinct. If it's not 75% human, it's out. If it's 50% human, it's just barely in, but you have shit taste.

>> No.29707246
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Gonna befriend the young hellhound twins on my street and turn them docile so they won’t ever feel the need to crush my pelvis when we get older

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Long snakes

>> No.29707553
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Playing with dolls

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>>29707130
Fuck you lamias are top tier in taste

>> No.29707874

>>29707130
>sneks, ryus, and wurms
>anything other than top-tier waifus

>> No.29707961
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What is this expression trying to convey?

>> No.29708050

>>29707961
"You got a name for her yet?"

>> No.29708119

>>29708050
First i need to know what species she is before naming her,what a dumb snake mommy

>> No.29708409

>>29706725
Remember, do not put dragon claws in your cheeks.

>> No.29708456

>>29707961
>6 visible eggs
>probably 2 or 3 more behind her
>one more inside her,so about 10 eggs
Could she slow down? not even one of those has hatched! is she a japanese ditto or something level of breeder?

>> No.29708505

>>29707727
>>29707874
Jokes on you, lamias edge above 50% because their arms are human.

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>>29708456
Echidnas are for impregnating, anon. As frequently as possible.

>> No.29708641

>>29708505
That doesn't make any sense mathematically

>> No.29709003

>>29653080
Why are threads dropping off so fast?

>> No.29709040

>>29709003
/jp/ is active

>> No.29709042

>>29709003
Board is moving quickly.

>> No.29709197

>>29707130
>Succinct
Pun intended?

>> No.29709271

>>29709003
I told you about hololive bros

>> No.29709297

>>29708641
It's the head being overwhelmingly human that tips them under 50%.
>>29709197
Yes. I am indeed that smart, this word play was by no means a coincidence. Definitely now.

>> No.29709608

>>29708573
I dont think i will be able to love to many daugherus at the rate she is popping them out!

>> No.29709724

>>29709271
Wouldn't be such an issue if they didn't split their shit between nichiwhatever, hololive, hololive global and vtubers

>> No.29709775

>>29709724
Why aren't they given their own board?
Fucking pokemon and mlp are far more specific subjects and they have their own boards

>> No.29709894

So apparently it's not uncommon for women to not only experience sexual arousal while breastfeeding, it is also possible to cause them to orgasm. It's a known phenomenon, that makes some mothers turn off breastfeeding out of guilt. But some others...

>> No.29709902

Dom Shog absorbing her master into her body to rape silly for a whole day while she goes about cleaning

>> No.29709930
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Did you know that certain bugs can lay more than 40,000 eggs per day?

>> No.29709941
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>> No.29709967

>>29709775
Hell, flash is dying (;_;) so it’s not like they couldn’t make another one.

>> No.29709992

>>29709930
Not naming those

>> No.29710052

>>29709992
termites for one

>> No.29710055

>>29709967
Huh wasnt aware that was still around

>> No.29710064

>>29710052
I mean I'm not naming the kids.

>> No.29710068

>>29709930
That's an egg every two seconds.

>> No.29710106

>>29710068
There's a reason termite queens are 95% eggsack

>> No.29710112

>>29710064
wow

>> No.29710164

>>29709894
Some women achieve orgasm during childbirth
Yes that is a thing that happens irl

>> No.29710193

>>29710164
Truly, women are the lewdest creatures.

>> No.29710795
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Wightfag here, back at it again with the usual stuff. Really loving this alt look on her, so expect more of it relatively soon. Also, anniversary ofr us is coming up fairly quick.

>> No.29710819

>>29710795
That expression on the right is killing me

>> No.29710844

>>29710795
What do I have to do to keep my kneecaps?

>> No.29710872

>>29710819
Funny choice of words
>>29710844
Marry one of her cute zombie underlings, and she'll consider mercy.

>> No.29710936

>>29710872
>Marry one of her cute zombie underlings, and she'll consider mercy.
Zombies are good girls, so I couldn't mind.

>> No.29710953

>>29710872
Who's her oldest zombie? Not that I really have anything against the newly undead but I've got a fetish for story times.

>> No.29710989

>>29710795
Left:
>This is not your grave...
Right:
>But you're welcome in it!

>> No.29711042

>>29710953
She has a small cabal of zombies who stave off wighthood to stay under her command, since she sends off wights to go rule in her stead. Just be ready for that zombie to be anything but dull!
>>29710989
Hell yeah!!

>> No.29711167

>>29711042
>Sentient and entirely functioning zombies
Kinda cheating, but I'm down for it. I didn't mean who's known her longest, I meant who's literally the oldest.

Imagine hearing from a contemporary what the Troy was actually like, or, fantasy land equivalent.

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>>29678279
Would mamano get embarrassed if you were too focused on their monster bits?

>> No.29711246

>>29711167
Half of my damn headcanon is kinda cheating, haha. And the most they could tell you was how much of a fight some cities/kingdoms put up before being brought down!

>> No.29711264

>>29711241
i want to stroke a manticore tail

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>>29711264
Manticores lose smug very quickly when you scratch those tail segments they can never quite reach themselves

>> No.29711469

>>29711246
They forgot their old lives? That's sad. I guess it's back to the old "find your own ancient elf tomb and hope that there's a zombie inside" plan. I'd accept a bereaved elven spirit though.

You know, I wonder if it's so ethically wrong to let your ghost waifu possess a dead body, if the owner's already moved on. Theoretically, you could change things up by changing bodies every few decades.

>> No.29711517

There's no better feeling than seeing a bunch of monsters agreeing with each other to share you and form your harem.

>> No.29711520

>>29711469
I was actually thinking of that, with a corpse eater type monstergirl. Then it got into an issue of, well, if liches can ressurect any girl, wouldn't consuming any corpse essentially be murder?? Undead law is confusing! Perhaps if they only needed a little bite to become just like a queen from ages ago!

>> No.29711548
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>>29690167
I like this artists smugness

>> No.29711550

Imagine holding your hand out to your manticore gf with the expectation of holding hands normally but instead she just latches onto it with her tail and starts to walk alongside you like it's a perfectly normal substitute.

>> No.29711760

>>29711520
In law there are many cases that are stipulated with language along the lines of "beyond any reasonable doubt/expectation/etc".

I think that if you've any reason to believe that a corpse would become re-inhabited by the original soul born with it then it should be illegal to trespass inside the body. However if you've no reason to suspect something like that would happen, then you can't be held accountable, however should the owner try and return through any means, you have to let them, and accept responsibility if the last kajillion loads of cum you've dumped into their womb makes them want to stick with you.

After all, I'm sure there are other equally as pleasurable alternatives, such as possessing dolls or what not if you don't want to run the risk of having to share your relationship.

That said, unless some one goes out of their way to call the original spirit back form the afterlife, I see no reason they should even be aware that their body was getting its cheeks clapped constantly or any mechanism by which they might come back other than a necromancer specifically calling to them. Really I think this is just a provision to protect wandering spirits who might wish to come back to their body only to find it stolen so to speak.

>> No.29711797

>>29702021
I don't think she'll need any help becoming a zombie dragon the way she's going

>> No.29711866

>>29711550
>you can feel her massaging your hand and fingers
>"you're imagining putting your dick in here right?"

>> No.29711887

>>29711760
Got me thinking of a harem consisting of a single girl, but it's the ghost, skeleton, and a flesh eater monstergirl who cleaned her bones to assume her form.

>> No.29711926

>>29711887
Every one always forgets the blood slime and the brain monster, it's not fair.

>> No.29711963

What's it like getting done crazy by a lamia?

>> No.29711981

>>29711550
I want to shove my arm down a manticore tail pussy and accept the consequences.

>> No.29712012

>>29710795
Also, as an addition to this post- been considering getting commissions of the 'side bosses' some adventurers get diverted to instead of Elizabeth when she's busy. Gotta fill out those dullahan ranks somehow!

>> No.29712046

>>29711797
you are probably correct

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Theres your answer >>29679751
>>29702021 The worst insult for a dragon is to call her 'future zombie dragon'

>> No.29712239

>tfw if I were to be any kind of MG realistically I'd be a zombie dragon

>> No.29712250

>>29711866
>you get embarrassed because you're in public and the stares are starting to get to you
>try to pull your hand out but her tailpussy won't let go
>to the bystanders it looks like you're intentionally pumping your fist in it
>lewd squelching noises intensify

>> No.29712320

My waifu has a bad habit of making me talk to her stalks instead of her face. It gets annoying sometimes, but can be a necessity if I'm all comfy in bed using her ass like a pillow

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>>29712239
tfw no f?

>> No.29712429

>>29712357
no f no gf. I lied, one f.

>> No.29712539

>>29712429
Fucking normie

>> No.29712589

>>29712539
I'm your friend. That makes you a normie now.

>> No.29712851

Is it safe to stick your dick into a dullahan's throat, under her head?

>> No.29712906

>>29712851
It would be extremely lewd

>> No.29713002

>>29712906
She's a big girl.

>> No.29713181

>>29713002
For (You)

>> No.29713269

>>29713181
Can she be real for me too? ;_;

>> No.29713490

>>29713269
_no

>> No.29713597

>kiki kombat

>> No.29713641

our surpreme lilim rulers are watching us creampie-ing our wives to make sure we're doing our jobs as husbands.

>> No.29713697

>>29713490
Actually, thinking about it, a dullahan is just a decapitated woman. You could at least maybe wifi CNS signals. I wonder if you can frankenstein closed circuit circulations and put a teeny tiny heart in the head. Ah, but how would you oxygenate the brain?

>> No.29713719

>>29713641
She'll send in elite and single dullahans soldiers if you're not creampie-ing someone.

>> No.29713729

>>29713641
Does she have any pointers?

>> No.29713753
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Ragnarok approaches. Or maybe a Valkyrie has played too much Valkyrie Profile on that PSP the Gazer lent her. At any rate, a magnificent radiance stands before you, seeking to recruit you to her adventuring party.
What do?

>> No.29713772

>>29713729
yeah man try to cum harder or something

>> No.29713844

>>29713772
Maybe if some one got off her ass and busted up the demon fruit sabath monopoly I'd be able to afford to.

>>29713753
Put her in a transparent white sundress and head for the nearest wheat field with a body of water in the background.

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>> No.29713904

>>29713858
Is someone getting married?

>> No.29713921

>>29713904
Yes.

You.

>> No.29713939

>>29713753
I'd ask her what the pay is like.

>> No.29713954

>>29713921
Left, right or both?

>> No.29713960

>>29713954
Both.

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>> No.29714117

>>29714028
Damn, how much do you think one of those tentacles weigh? Would it be rude to ask a Scylla that question?

>> No.29714147

>>29714117
She probably unironically weighs a ton.

>> No.29714359

>>29714117
>Would it be rude to ask a Scylla that question?
Yes, but she'd probably make is sexual anyway so it'd work out okay.

>> No.29714393

>>29713753
If her party consists of other mg or more valkyries i am up to it

>> No.29714426

>>29713858
What is the expression on the right one trying to convey?

>> No.29714494

>>29714426
>Your bachelor party had a stripper, didn't it?

>> No.29714555

>>29713858
Right one looks angry/deadpan,i would marry just to spite her further,or its one of those that doesnt like wedding dresses

>> No.29714635

>>29713753
A valkyrie?
But i'm not dead yet!

>> No.29714651

>>29714555
>"wedding dresses"
It'd be interesting to see which MG choose a more traditionally styled dress and which go for lingerie with a bridal theme like these two did if there's even a service.

>> No.29714655

>>29713697
its magic i aint gotta explain shit

>> No.29714682

>>29714359
>how much does a tentacle weigh
>enough to break your pelvis

>> No.29714693

>>29714651
i bet the sea bishop picks the most frilly and elaborate dress out of all monsters

>> No.29714829

>>29714693
Hold on now, someone's forgotten unicorns. With the height and volume a centaur has to work with you could get some MASSIVE poof.

>>29714682
>how much does a tentacle weigh
>Why don't you lift one and find out, cutie?

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>>29713753
Ask her to give back Gazer's PSP

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I need an adult.

>> No.29715554

>>29715318
>>29715489
this squid scares me

>> No.29715768

>>29709941
Best damn hellwan art I've ever seen

>> No.29715868

>>29709941
>rubber tights

>> No.29716018

>>29715489
Looks like theres plenty in front in of you.

>> No.29716019

>>29715868
This appeals to my interests.

>> No.29716119

>>29715171
Gazer-chan, what do I get in the Steam sale?

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>>29716119
It's all crappy shovelware. Just get something good you've been meaning to get for a while now.

>> No.29716214

>>29716191
>Missing the tail
This bothers me

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>>29716191
But is Darksiders any good on PC?

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>> No.29716344

>>29716270
It's fun.

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>>29716270
Who knows? Do you always need help when making up your mind?

>> No.29716365

>>29716346
Yes, I am weak-willed and lacking in drive and purpose.

>> No.29716388

>>29716365
A Gazer would either love or hate that kind of person.

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>>29716388
It would be a blessing to have someone else make my decisions for me

>> No.29716478

>>29716422
What a slut. There's nothing more fun than pulling one over on haughty types that have deluded themselves into believing they have any sort of power. Elves are the prime example.

>> No.29716529

>>29716422
Funk's ladies are how I imagine my Pharaoh wife looking like.

>> No.29716768

>>29716422
I want to breed this dark elf.

>> No.29716887

>>29716119
>tfw /v/ bitches constantly about games but I straight up have too much to play

>> No.29716975

I want a 50-year old momster that aged like fine wine

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>>29716887
>tfw /v/ bitches constantly about e-celeb shit but I straight up just want to post feet

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>>29716887
>>29717094
>tfw /v/ bitches
fuck that abomination of a board

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>> No.29717576 [SPOILER] 
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>>29713641
>>29713729
>>29713772

>> No.29717710
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Remember to put your bitch on a leash

>> No.29717735

>>29717710
Would you get your waifu a collar, or would she get one for you?

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Tengu are weak to anal.
https://imgur.com/a/oJo7s8F

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>>29717735
She would present me with one once she finally accepted that being owned by me would feel nice

>> No.29718274

>>29717710
That's a very strange necklace. She must like to play wiffle ball.

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>>29717735
too lewd

>> No.29718294

>>29717843
nice

>> No.29718338

>>29716119
if there's a sale on steam you better get some, then. preferably canned, but full tanks' worth of steam could be a good deal too.

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All I want is to slog through a bog comprised entirely of shog.

>> No.29718523

>>29718280
that part in the comic where remi and statori were assaulting marisa was kind of hot

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>> No.29718584

>>29717710
that's not a very nice name to call a monster.

>> No.29718604

>>29717843
I wish it was vaginal

>> No.29718618

>>29653080
I accidentally closed this tab, what is my punishment?

>> No.29718712

>>29718604
Greenopi does almost entirely anal art.

>> No.29718778

>>29718584
I'll never censor myself for monsters. This is a demon, not a fucking "mortally challenged person". They can come to my house and demonstrate if they wish to change my mind but I'm waiting for them with firepower.

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>>29718778
Forgot pic

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>> No.29718892

>>29717710
Where is her tail?

>> No.29718905

>>29718556
Cute fox.

>> No.29718976

>>29718868
>Gyaru Pharaoh.

Good lord.

>> No.29718997

>>29718868
The queen of the school.

>> No.29719059

>>29718712
He did some good work for Gazerfag

>> No.29719098

>>29717735
Two collars, chained together but with plenty of slack. Just gotta take the initiative and yank it

>> No.29719173

>>29718976
The modern world does things to ancient monster girls.

>> No.29719260

>>29719173
Like what?

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>>29719173

>> No.29719512

>>29719173
as long as an old mg like the pharaoh doesn't try to floss I'm okay.

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>>29653080

>> No.29719860
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FAT

>> No.29720021

>>29719860
damn bitch you live like this?

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>> No.29720226

>>29720021
They live one plane over. It's much nicer over there. They'll take you if you want

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>> No.29720518

>>29719860
It's good to see they use protection (on their tails)

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>> No.29720835

>>29719260
MGs doing fortnite dances.

>> No.29720945
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>> No.29721324

>>29718280
Seeing her charisma break would be sweet.

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>> No.29721956

test

>> No.29721988

what if a powerful monster rapes a husband of a weaker monster?

>> No.29721990

if gremblin is the technician
and wight is the scientist
whos the pilot?

>> No.29722063

>>29721990
Get in the fucking mecha, Anon.

>> No.29722075

>>29721988
A desperate one.

>> No.29722099

>>29721988
Weaker monster married a slut that was asking for it.

>> No.29722130

>>29721988
weak monster now has strong monster mentor to help her get stronger

>> No.29722171

>>29721988
wouldn't she sense the husband stench on the human and just go for some other un-taken human

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>>29721990

>> No.29722491

>>29721988
By my waifu isn't weak?

>> No.29722954

>>29721988
Gets emotionally bullied by the first wife

>> No.29723008

>>29717735
I like the idea of both

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>> No.29723049

>>29723008
give her a ring instead anon

>> No.29723083

>>29723044
that shog looks sexy as fuck.

>> No.29723176

>>29723044
That's a nice looking shog.

>> No.29723234

>>29721988
Harem

>> No.29723345

Which mge zone has your favorite monster girls overall?

>> No.29723400

>>29723345
go snow zone or go home zone

>> No.29723492

>>29723049
Ok I like the idea of all three

>> No.29723585

>>29723345
the undead kingdoms

>> No.29723586

>>29723345
Not-China is really nice but mostly because of their snakes.

I'm sad Wonderland doesn't really have a lamia yet.

>> No.29723876

>everything is made out of shog
>even the toilet

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>>29723345
Zipangu.

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>>29724257
>filename
>can't read even basic katakana on /jp/

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>>29723345
Royal Makai. Sabbath headquarters, native demons and succubi, yeah it is missing a few of my other favorite monsters, but no where is perfect.

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>> No.29724381

>>29724337
Don't blame me, that how I got hold of the file

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>Watching a nature documentary
>close up scene of a venomous snake hunting a rat
>Look at the fangs and the snakes scales
>Start thinking about how it would feel to be wrapped in an apophis' scales
What have these threads done to me

>> No.29724680

>>29724498
welcome to the abyss anon

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>>29723345
The desert regions.

>> No.29724768

>>29724498
the patrician taste was always within you, anon

>> No.29724878

>>29723345
wherever i can take my hellhound wife and also have a comfy fireplace and little garden

>> No.29724947

>>29723345
Grasslands, Desert, Forest, Mountain, Ice world, Fire world, BOSS.
But my waifu appears in all and none!

>> No.29725089

>>29723345
>Chimaera
Mountains and forests usually

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>>29724498

>> No.29725190

>>29723345
Snowy regions. Also my #1 MG isn't from there, but I could reasonably see one living there.
>>29724878
>hellhound wife
>little garden
Volcanic regions usually have good soil.

>> No.29725313

>>29724498
MGs can do things to a man's mind.

>> No.29725589

>>29725094
Girls wanting to become monsters is hot.

>> No.29725598

>>29724337
/jp/ japan general has looooong been dead brah

>> No.29725603

>>29725190
I want to grow stuff that likes moisture, I would need a magma powered humidifier or something rad. I'm sure FUCKIN MAGIC can solve my problems

>> No.29726018

>>29653098
>tfw no battle scarred older hellhound wife

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>>29719173
Can confirm

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>>29724365
Ushi-onis can be just as cuddly and gentle as a yeti. You just have to be childhood friends with one so she never feels the need to grind your pelvis to dust to properly claim you

>> No.29726256

I want to go to one of those festivals in Zipangu. Full of partying yokai. Even the human shrine maidens join in

>> No.29726321

>>29725589
This. Especially if they want it for power and beauty. I want to join a fledgling demon cult!

>> No.29726463

Witches use their small little pussies to hypnotize adult men into becoming sabbath members and make them have sex with small and cute little monsters!

>> No.29726491

>>29723345
Caves and maybe the abyss, because my wives are a loli Night Gaunt and loli Atlach-Nacha.

>> No.29726548

>>29707246
not even the gods that created them could do that so best of luck

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>>29726463
Let me think about that. No

>> No.29726658

>>29726597
Anon, you'll get hypnotized by smug little magicians anyways. It doesn't matter if you say no.

>> No.29726730

>>29717576
>"hey there, anon! Fucking hard or hardly fucking? Ha ha"
>"also, under my desk by 9:30"

>> No.29726752

>>29717576
>So Anon, I'm going to need those TPS reports.

>> No.29726799

>>29726658
That short stack dark mage got me.

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>>29726752
Sorry, I'm just the sexual frustration release therapist

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>>29724498

>> No.29726972

>>29726870
Even the office is bettter with monster girls!
No more must you dread going into work

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>>29726184
Butts

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>>29726658
I have a better idea

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>>29727266

>> No.29727390

>>29727266
>>29727102
>>29727346
>>29726988
Stop staring at me

>> No.29727431

>>29717710
I may have her on a literal leash, but she has me on a proverbial one.

>> No.29727529

>>29725603
I mean, Hawaii is technically a volcanic region.
>getting catcalled at the beach by a couple of surfer ‘hounds out on the waves

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>>29727431
It's okay, anon, she's just as emotionally attached to you as you are to her. that's why monstergirls are way cooler than 3d women

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>>29727529
It makes me wonder how I would react to having the tables turned and having women relentlessly hit on me. I feel like half the people here don't really realize how tiring it is for women to have that shit happen, but at the same time it sounds pretty nice from my perspective. How would I know a monster actually loves me and isn't just tryin to get impregnated? How would I find a hellhound who genuinely likes who I am?

>> No.29727836

>>29727635
>How would I find a hellhound who genuinely likes who I am?
I dunno, maybe find a Cupid and tell her about your plight? If you really played up the love angle one would probably make it her personal mission to find a good match for you.

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>>29727390
Jiiiiiii~

>> No.29727994

>kikimora can't find clean distilled water so she uses her her own vaginal cum to make vodka for her husband.

>> No.29728046

>>29727635
Hellhounds, at least, are honest if blunt. If one says she loves you she means it, just don’t expect a romantic confession.
Meanwhile you could live with and have three kids with a Manticore and she still wouldn’t give you a straight answer.

>> No.29728097

>>29728046
That sounds like some big racism there anon

>> No.29728121

>>29727635
>half the people here don't really realize how tiring it is for women to have that shit happen
It's like an Ethiopian kid caring about the dangers of obesity.
But yeah, if women did start flirting with me, I also would have a hard time believing they're actually into me and don't really have bad intentions. It can't be easy when the guy thinks the monster hitting on him must be a gold digger.

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>>29728121
I feel like both sides have the shit end of the stick, but at least girls have the option of being gold digging fucks

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>>29727836
I feel like cupids would have a list of men and what their preferred MG is.

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>>29728097
Don't blame me, blame the wandering scholar.

>> No.29728338

>>29728217
What kind of monstergirl would a cupid pair with emotionally damaged abrasive guys

>> No.29728348

>>29728046
getting forced into common law marriage with your longterm manticore girlfriend

>> No.29728442

Would hard drugs still be illegal in an mg world? Like what if a guy was doing krokodil or some shit

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>>29728338
She sounds like the person for the job.

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Thick cats

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>>29728046
I like the idea of a calm/stoic hellhound gf who I can massage and pet after an exhausting day. I guess I might get lucky enough to find one that isn't hyper and aggressive constantly

>> No.29728562

>>29728217
What MG would cupids assign to an anxious introvert who only leaves their house for work or food?

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>>29728442
Why would you need coping drugs like that when you live in a world where you just get taken care of and loved all the time

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>>29728512
My waifu is essentially a kuu hound.

>> No.29728611

>>29727994
how do you have trouble finding distilled water

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>>29728562
Pretty much any kind and dominant MG would work fine. Which is probably why monstergirls seem to attract shy submissive people

>> No.29728685

>>29728609
>hestia from danmachi and hellhound combined in a strange transdimensional accident
cool wife anon

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>>29728562
Sandworm, now they have the peace of mind of never needing to leave their house again.

>> No.29728709

>>29728611
So could find it but she wanted to use her love juices instead.

>> No.29728753

>>29728685
That pic isn't her exactly, just seemed a fitting choice.

>> No.29728861

Cum deep inside your momwife.

>> No.29728870

>>29728562
Shoggoth, it's not like you'll need to leave house ever again.
>>29728610
Is Shog still a good choice for a shy and submissive guy?

>> No.29728893

>>29728217
>every so often Eros rolls out new lists and even gives out specific instructions how certain men are to be set-up

>> No.29728987

>>29728217
How do they handle a man having 'Cupid' as his preferred monstergirl? Do they set him up with another Cupid, or go for it themselves?

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>>29728689

>> No.29729062

>>29728994
She already has a husband and a kid. Did another group pick it up to translate or is it dead?

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>>29728870
I guess if you're too submissive to order them around, they will start ordering you to order them around. I feel like almost all MGs work for submissive shy guys and that's why we like them so much. Like people said above, its a weird inverted universe where being shy and reserved works well

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How do I bully a zombie if they're too stupid to really understand any insults and don't feel much of anything unless someone is cumming inside them

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>>29728861

>> No.29729218

>>29729109
put a cone on their head so they have a harder time biting you

>> No.29729239

>>29728987
Any monster would jump on a man if they knew that he like them.

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>>29729239
>>29728987

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>> No.29729784

I want to marry a cupid and go on wacky matchmaking missions with her, tricking innocent dudes into being in the path of ushi-onis

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>>29729784
Why not host a run of the ushi-onis? Sure minos might get jealous that someone is stealing their shtick but ushis are spider cow demons so it balances out

>> No.29729970

>>29729784
Professional wingman is an interesting occupation.
Plus you get to fondle her wings every time you say it.

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>>29729673
This one hurts. Not even a little, a whole lot.

>> No.29730039

>>29729062
I thought the dad fucked off and left them or something, but then again its been a while since I last read it

I'd also breed the shit out of dragon aunt

>> No.29730274

>>29729028
cromnch

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>>29728217
Yeti and Wendi on the right side of the bar were left alone, no arrows for them

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>> No.29730432

>>29730039
Depends on where you left off. But, it was all heavily expanded upon. It comes down to the dad and Loreem being incredibly powerful demons to the point where they are unsure if their child could be safe if the powers that be knew who the father is. Also, Lorem started giving birth while evading people to not be found and then the manga starts. Husband is super conflicted about wanting to be there for his family but terrified about what could happen due to the human R&D stuff done to demons

>> No.29730494

>>29730382
this image is pretty old isn't it?

>> No.29730635

>>29730039
Teresa is best girl, fight me

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>>29730809
Small kobold>big hellhound

>> No.29730873

>>29730494
I don't even know where it's from.

>> No.29730989

>>29730873
I"m just saying maybey i've been here too long

>> No.29731033

>>29729109
>Wanting to bully an unliving legend

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>> No.29731199

>>29729109
by pulling out

>> No.29731216

>>29730835
But imagine the gap moe of a big kobold. I've seen it with actual dogs and it's fuckin' adorable.

>> No.29731219

>>29730835
Big Kobold = Big Hellhound > Small Kobold > Small Hellhound

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>>29731168
Be careful anons. The vampires and elves are in cahoots!

>> No.29731481

>>29731233
Good luck getting me, I got kidnapped to Kraz a Karak!

>> No.29731862

>>29731481
To much gobbo sex umgi. Cant even say the name correct anymore.

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Eventually all hellhound will have sinned on a scale fitting only for powerful evil overlords.
God help us all.

>> No.29732089

>>29731862
Look, when they give you nothing but mushrooms for a week you try and think straight.

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>> No.29732325

>>29732089
Still sounds like a grudgin.

>> No.29732395

>>29732325
>Against the goblins?
>No Anon, its against you fer gettin' the name of our city wrong!

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Touch the kot
Do it now

>> No.29732565

>>29732527
I can't be certain that's a cat

>> No.29732568

>>29732527
No
Cat is not cow. This isn't how it works!

>> No.29732585

>>29732395
Anon will have quite the harem eventually. The battle of the three armies for his dick and the eight peaks.

>> No.29732689

>>29732527
Looks more like a Cowt

>>29732585
>Gobbos, Dwarves, and Rats all after Anon's dick.
Lucky man.

>> No.29732754

>>29732527
>Doesn't even have a Mega Milk shirt
No way, fag.

>> No.29732805

>>29732754
She doesn't have big enough tits for a shirt like that.

>> No.29732825

>>29732805
I'll accept Kilo Milk.

>> No.29732953

>>29732527
I will not have them with a cat, I will not have them with a bat.
I will not have them with a fox, I will not have them in a box.
I won't fuck them here or there, I will not fuck them anywhere.
I do not like them, succ-I-am, I do not like green sneks and ham.

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>> No.29733423

>>29733314
What? They're just a few upgrades.

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>>29733069
Cum in her nine times

>> No.29733949

>>29733743
Why only nine times? Why not go for 18.

>> No.29734016

What would happen if I called a Pharoah "Imhotep"?

>> No.29734207

>Love cursed swords
>Try to hug one
>Get stabbed by a spike on their chest or arm
Can they change the shape of the metal on their body? Or will I need to get stab resistance before I try to marry one?

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>>29733949
>not 81 times
ngmi

>> No.29734358

>>29734016
bubba-hotep

>> No.29734444

>>29734260
You know what, just go straight to 387420489 times.

>> No.29734613

>>29734016
She take it as a compliment.

>> No.29734769

>>29734016
Reverse mating press.

>> No.29734793

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the 'getting started' life by having to share a bed with your two mino roommates.
Bonding will help make living together easier.

>> No.29735118

>>29734769
>Imhotep
ouchies

>> No.29735299

>>29734358
I can see a pharaoh trying to seduce Elvis

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>>29727102
I want to do incredibly lewd things to that ass.

>> No.29735420

On a scale of 1 to KDF, how much of a snack is your MG daughter?

>> No.29735487

>>29734444
Now this, this is a worthy goal.

>> No.29735494

>>29735299
Pharaoh impersonating Elvis.

>> No.29735509 [DELETED] 

>>29735420
>snack
You aren't supposed to eat your daughters, anon.

>> No.29735555

>>29735420
I wouldn't fuck her.

>> No.29735649

>>29735420
I won’t touch her myself, but she looks like she fucks human men

>> No.29735656

>>29734793
Wrapping my arms around both of them is hard and it feels weird to sleep while T posing.

>> No.29735745

>>29735656
Its not so bad...until they roll on their side and you end up with tits almost smothering you.

>> No.29735790

>>29735420
KDF-tier, absolutely.

>> No.29736406

>>29734207
mamono mana makes it so the pointy bits are blunted and don't hurt you

>> No.29736438

>>29681659
On it, chief. I'm already about halfway through, I'll grind out the rest tonight and tomorrow.

>> No.29736672

>>29717576
I want coffeebus to stop sipping in my cubicle and get back to work. What's the point of having a corner office if she's going to haunt my felt box all day?

>> No.29736938
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>> No.29736992

>>29736938
daughterus!

>> No.29737540

>>29735420
I'm not ready for children yet.

>> No.29737644

>showing your gremlin sister your fun little new dance you copied from tv

>> No.29738225

>>29737644
>this isn't a dance from tv, this is anal sex!

>> No.29738283

>>29736938
Oh boy a Hinezumifag now that's a new one

>> No.29738301
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>> No.29738471
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>>29735328
Same, and I want the girl it's attached to to do incredibly lewd things to me

>> No.29738517

>>29738301
>there appears to be semen in your balls, that's a problem, we're here to help!

>> No.29739061
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>> No.29739192

>>29738517
But there's always semen in my balls.

>> No.29739281

>>29739192
No balls, no semen

problem solved!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0w01S7Jnk

>> No.29740189
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29740189

should gazer be our mascot
foxes are for basic bitches

>> No.29740330

>>29740189
I'm a basic bitch, though. Give me a fox in yoga pants and I'm happy.

>> No.29740414

>>29740189
She's the best MG, hands down
But too many newfags like memeshit like Hellwan and Manticore

>> No.29740503
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>>29740330
brown cats short circuit my brain

>> No.29740520

>>29740414
either because female-on-male rape is this sensational new fetish that tops all the other fetishes to them just because it involves women independently volunteering themselves to do stuff that normally you hear guys do on female victims every single time.
or because
>Clifford the Big Rape Dog™ and Tailpussy™

>> No.29740565

>>29740520
>Clifford the Big Rape Dog

>> No.29740578
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>>29740414
Gazer a shit, give me fluffy stuff

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>>29740578
But Gazer is fluffy with a big fluffy tail

>> No.29740759
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>>29740644
but she's all gooey and isn't wearing cute cloths, and that eye is so large it's restricting brain size

>> No.29740768

>>29740189
gazer isn't well suited to be top dog, her inferiority complex wouldn't abide it.

>> No.29740770

>>29740578
>>29740759
fox girls don't have any special super powers like all the interesting monsters

>> No.29740822

>>29740770
Fluff is the most special super power, prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

>> No.29740847

>>29740822
can you fuck it and cum inside fluff? is that why fluff is so good?

>> No.29740882

>>29740847
Yes. It's only one of many reasons, friend.

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>>29740770
>foxgirls don't have any super powers
does this bitch even know

>> No.29740955

>>29740882
I can cum inside gazer fluff instead, then because her fluff is better

>> No.29740984

>>29740935
I never played monster girl quest, I heard it's got stuff that we don't bring up in these somewhat-holy threads

>> No.29741036

>>29740935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_tgUM1Hkw

>> No.29741041
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>>29740770
>special super powers

nigga i just want a lap to lay my head on

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>>29740984
9 tailed foxes are quite literally borderline gods. I just want to sleep in fluff though

>> No.29741161

>>29728217
What if your preferred mg IS a cupid?

>> No.29741168

>>29741036
oh shit so that's where that song is from

>> No.29741253

>>29740503
Delicious brown cats need to be bred

>> No.29741287
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>>29741253
passes the sniff test

>> No.29741341

>>29741127
I just want a red fox of any tails to rape me

>> No.29741377

>>29740189
Monoeyes are bad

>> No.29741395
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>>29740503
Can't say no to brown

>> No.29741463

>>29741377
I'm only attracted to evil girls so that's good.

>> No.29741512
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This is what monster kids are eating these days.
How do I make some of these for my daughters?

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