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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0vR1P8Byxc
Amelia is fucking cute....
>>29695267She is.
How does the EN announcement trailer have such low views? Did everyone watch it on twitter or something?
>>29695295So what is this, Kiara is indoctrinating babies into becoming KFP employees?
>Amelia stream - People talk about the stream and Amelia>Mori stream - People talk about the stream and Mori>Ina stream - People talk as if it's dead hours>Gura stream - Schizos show up and trash the thread>Kiara stream - Schizos show up and trash the threadIs this accurate?
Time for bed https://files.catbox.moe/s99457.mp4
bros.. what if... this is a ritualpost?
What do I do for the next 2 hours
I mean, she likes horror games, but I feel like her other games' streams are way better.
>>29695319where can I get a poster of Gura taking a shower like this
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1331276410103549952?s=20What's the connection between Kiara and this baby? Haven't watched her streams.
How do we get rid of canadians?
>>29695360Because expectations were incredibly low, anon.
chikin thighs
avocado
>Overcooked>Rice game - Kiara>Rice game - InaJesus christ this is going to be painful until Ame's next stream. Not even a fun game to break up the shitposts and narrative throwing.
Guys, there's nothing wrong with giving Gura SC's but we shouldn't just send them when she hasn't deserved them yet.We don't want our Gura to become like Mori, if we keep doing this then she'll become lazy and start burping and farting while barely even playing games. Just think of Gura like a pet dog, if you keep overfeeding her then she's just gonna be fat and lazy.
>>29695360>Did everyone watch it on twitteryes
So how do we think the Smash collab is gonna go?
>>29695319Why is there a room labeled "room" in Ame's house?
>>29695319Ame HATES Gura, did you check why she left? It's because she saw jews juicing over Gura with their akas!
>>29695356baby ame
>>29695367Sadly yes. Gura's and Ina's hours used to be better and KFP still has to deal with packs of Seagulls at times.
I LOVE THIS CHIMKUN!
What's the timestamp for when gura talked about tinder?
>>29695367For Ina it highly depends on the game/stream. But yeah expect tomorrow to be a whole lot of nothing for the threads.
>>29695389AVOCADO
Since we got two hours to fill, anyone have some good clips of the ENs they wanna share? Bonus if it's recent. I guess our honorary ENs are fine too.I'll share Ame being based:https://files.catbox.moe/z94u18.mp4
>>29695367Not always, it really changes week to week.
>>29695380I miss Muse Dash...
>>29695367Mori streams used to be schizo trash but changed to normal sometime after the whole spa date thing for some reason. The schizos still return during dead hours though.
>>29695384The dude superchatted her telling her that his baby really likes it when she goes kikiriki. She played off of it.
>>29695385Annexation of territory to the US
Hello Friends,TRPG session on Hololive channel with Game Master Fubuki. The players are Towa, Watame and Roboco.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vy2kIKmDJUIf you can, come by and say hi. Peace.
>>29695367No. Ina threads still have people talking about the stream, they just don't overshadow everything else. Gura streams are usually like Amelia streams, today was unusual. The others are right though, at least at the moment
>>29695367as a KFP not really while there has been problems there have been plenty of comfy Kiara threads
>>29695405just check the archives for the first mention of >tinder
>>29695391their existence destroys narratives as soon as they reach them. kiara and ina breathe and a narrative somewhere dies
>>29695267I always thought it was.
>>29695389It's growing. AVOCADO LOVE
>>29695385Giant rake
>>29695374Thanks for reminding mehttps://streamable.com/cj3uzt Dude Pancakes LMAOhttps://streamable.com/72kou1 Kani kani kani~https://streamable.com/qlz2en No fighting, bad!https://streamable.com/oe9vbh Never give up, Never surrender!https://streamable.com/e2v7mm no sunshine...https://streamable.com/xmsxh1 You can go to bed,take it easyhttps://streamable.com/btp38i Drink of the intellectualshttps://streamable.com/vqaw4a Dango Dango Dango~https://youtu.be/MoNRQCcdToI Ina - I'm Horny!https://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4 This is baithttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1309632969531953152 Woomy~!https://streamable.com/2n7yet Lurking is good!https://pastebin.com/1xhLm4e8Added titles for no embed anons
>>29695367Recently? Yes.The reality is that it changes every week or two.
>>29695367Yes.Ame would be the same but all antis got destroyed a while ago.
>>29695416>for some reasonShe stopped being shit.
>>29695367yes
>>29695367Nah, its>Kiara stream - seething seagulls and lolcow raiders>>29695360I got the announcement from a screencap on facebook, didn't even see the trailer.
>>29695385by becoming one there are no Canadians if everyone is one
>>29695377Kaichou we still won't spoonfeed you
>>29695384>WHAT A CUTIE PATOOTIEWhat did she mean by this?
>>29695293I would have agreed with you 2 months ago. Now? Not so much.But seriously, chumcucks recently has become the most intolerable group here. Like:>abortion fetish>HERfaggotry>some doxxfags>literal pedos>stalkers>Canadians>etc.
>>29695367there are like two fags spamming antiposts when Mori streams but as of late anons have started to completely ignore em so that's nice
>>29695392>she'll become lazyHere is the flaw in your logic
>>29695356God damn, that's some cute art
>>29695393Twitter viewership is pretty bad too.
>haachama still embarrassed to speak english around cocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RKowU13Yoo
I'm staying up for Moririn
>>29695392>become lazy
>>29695367real KFP bros enjoy the streams and im sure the other non-KFPs do too.its literally dedicated antis and raiders.see image for proof.
>>29695385https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_annexation_of_Canada make this real
>>29695414FUCK THE PUBLISHER
>>29695377Clown will always be there for you.And a certain angel is doing Pekora impressions.
>>29695380She is a normalfag who autistically likes rhythm and horror games. She won’t play anything else unless it’s a party game.
Just got home.What's this about required packages? Is Ame or Gura installing GNU/Linux?
>polka will never step on meKill me Pete.
>>29695367Wait, what happens during Haachama streams?
>>29695459Have fun Deadbro hope the stream goes great
>>29695392based
>>29695367Outside of numberfagging, Gura streams are usually pretty good. Today was bad because the canadian shit.
I wish Ina cared about her subs.
>>29695360Ppl spread it fast on ss, so almost no one watched the video.
>>29695416ONE (1) fag got a vacation
>>29695367Ame would probs be in chicken's status a month ago or something but after THAT and the fact her teamates and chat isn't fucking terrible anymore yeah, you got it right
Why does Mori even bother speaking English if she's going to stream when she does?
>>29695396she might forget what the door is for otherwise, pls understand
>>29695392Is that you /v/?
>>29695384>you will never be raised from infanthood by kiarawhat's the fucking point
>>29695392i send a small one near the beginning of the stream every single stream and i am not going to change my SC habits.
>>29695392no, it's fine to donate to her whenever just don't make it about yourself like the retarded "wars"
Can anyone help me decipher what Ame says here?https://youtu.be/416oHUbc59A?t=4660
>>29695424The thing is, the comfy Kiara threads have been getting extremely rare.
>>29695360There was an announcement trailer?
>>29695462>troon and related circlejerkSo it's literally a tranny clique that comes here and stirs up shit? Fucking christ
>>29695391Not sure about Ina but Kiara makes the game fun when she does silly voices for the people
>>29695360I just want whatever song they were playing before it cut to the actual trailer bit but it'll never happen
>>29695411What was she saying before she said thats pretty cringe guys?
>>29695384>people actually watch V-tubers on their TVThis is straight-up post-apocalyptic
>>29695468>He didn't get the Super Best Holo's DLC package
>>29695414Oh no no no, the bugs won...
>>29695457Dang she really did get scarred by Cocoher English is totally passable now
>>29695445It’s HER
>>29695423Ina threads are pretty weird for the most part, it's either barely anyone talking about the stream (Minecraft streams) or a storm of OC and fun (The great Tako massacre of HL2)
>>29695463Based.
>>29695394they'll have fun and smashtards will scream and panic over literally nothing the entire time
>>29695462why are women like this?
>>29695457Man Haachama's normal voice sounds so much better than when she goes high pitched
>>29695356Source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKy514RLF5A&feature=youtu.be
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1331483532821192706?s=20 Gura is starting to tweet more often
>>29695367Its not schizos shitting up Gura's threads. Shes so popular that we get flooded with tourist.
>>29695483Because she lives in Japan but English is her first language. It's not complicated anon.
>>29695071The gist of it is that the law says the developer can *probably* take down streams of their game, but no one wants to spend the money in the West to have the courts determine if streaming gameplay is "transformative" enough to outweigh the "commercial" aspect of the stream. https://www.copyright.gov/fair-use/more-info.htmlIn these conversations, what people are usually missing is that "fair use" is a legal defense against copyright infringement. It doesn't protect against takedowns preemptively.Japan has no such legal doctrine which is why Cover is skittish about permissions. Should a copyright holder sue or issue takedowns in Japan against the company, they'd have no defense.
>>29695499that one time meido came in and killed off all the trannies was actually the comfiest i have ever seen this thread ever.i wish meido was more active.
>>29695483Reading this confused the hell out of me
>>29695493She's just humming to the song.
Gura is going to have an early morning exercise stream of RFA on Monday, Nov 30. Her plan is to make everyone participating in NNN lose while saying "Are you frustrated?"
>>29695462That's fucked up.Why are women like this?
>>29695518No clue what this is but nice
>>29695394Shitshow because netcode, but hopefully the girls have fun. Would be best to leave this thread and enjoy it on your own when it comes around.
So is Ame just hard carried by her radiobot? Because without it she seems to just rush through SC's at the end like she doesn't like them.
>>29695459hey deadbeat, a few streams ago mori mentioned that shes working on a lot of stuff in the background. Got any info on that? I don't check her socials or her roommates stuff.
>>29695483Her target audience is Australians and New Zealanders.
>>29695377Watch Kabaya. She's cute.
>>29695447>chumbuds are canadiansYou cant make this shit up
>>29695367Only Gura's is true as of now.Kiara's has become more tame, especially during SC readings.Mori's hasn't changed, but I guess it's part of the /hlgg/ culture by now.
Kiara bait Canadian when?
JOP Koronesuki's are cute!
>>29695319Lads I just masturbated and chummed so hard my asscheeks cramped up and I couldn't walk for 20 minutes. Whole muscle in both bag legs just crumpled up into a ball. I also lost hearing for about 15 minutes
imagine being such a jealous schizo you think gura doesn't know about tinder "swipe" memes. gura knows about ALL memes.
>>29695377She's waiting for you anon
>>29695519Gura... Kiara tweeted you twice....
>>29695502Some guy had a cringe superchat (don't remember what) and people in chat talked about him.
>>29695468Gura spent 30 minutes on compiler simulator.
>>29695493She's humming and then says Does Gura have a stream today, I want to make sure, the thing I'm helping her with.
>>29695539Jealousy and envy of women who are both hotter and more successful than them
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1331480827964715009?s=19
>>29695457>is fine speaking in brain broken English in front of 20k viewers>get's nervously rekt when Coco is around
>>29695367Did you guys suddenly forget about the Passpartout streams? The thread was great. Both recent Soma threads were shit though because the first one was overlapping with the Sportsfes and the second one was taken over by the SC wars. Kiara threads aren't honestly that bad but she has dedicated antis like Mori did a few weeks ago.
I hate to be that rrat but if there is fucking anitubers doing Vtuber shilling it should be something like thishttps://youtu.be/dn1S1tezALk
Clown sure can do a lot of different voices. Can't even tell if it's the character talking or her doing an imitation.
>>29695556Again? See a doctor.
I'm late, did the SC war ruin a major game point? I heard someone say that she missed a lot of stuff because of it? Will it ruin the stream?
>>29695564Thanks just needed the first half of the sentence.
RATE THE HAACHAMA COLLABIt was okay but mostly just making random sounds
Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if Gura wasn't so dumb, but that's why I love her
>>29695554The hell is he talking about
>>29695394They'll have fun as long as the netcode doesn't screw them over too hard/hlgg/ is going to be a dumpster fire because Smash attracts the worst kind of discussions
>>29695457I find it funny that Luna is the one that explained it in english in the end
>>29695544All we know is that she's working on some songs, one of which is Kiara, and Kiara's music video. Her roommate is supposedly working on an album but there's no ETA on its release. Anything else is just speculation.
>>29695392My fucking god, the thing I hate the most of these threads is your convinction and determination of memeing something into reality.She acknowledged the supas, it's her fucking job, specially when they were so many (Oh, and if she didn't schizo antis would've gone "HURR SHE'S SO UNRESPECTFUL", you can't win with trannies), she got distracted for like 10-15 minutes by other akasupas and it fucking ended already. But no, she literally stopped streaming for 2 hours and only thanked SCs for you retards.Go kill yourselves. Same goes for people who unironically think Mori is still doing like that Mad Father stream.
>>29695459>maybe we’ll do a celebration stream but I Am Not Yet Certain100% not happening.
>>29695554>Mori san has a calm expression
>>29695567>DOZENS of replies with the Kritikal memesJesas.
>>29695503I wish I could do that
>>29695505well there are billions of them
>>29695544Current known Mori projects:Working on the MV for Kiara's singleThis month's song (it's a cover this time, not an original)Three produced covers with JP Holos (might be a singular JP Holo or 3 different girls, we aren't sure because she hasn't been clear)One produced song/cover that involves Kiara, but may not be limited to her.
Who's mapping out the idol meetings?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9NNA9QFDUs
So what's the housing situation for every Holo, /hlgg/?I'm guessing that Ame, Mori and Kiara all live in apartments, Ina lives in her parents' home, and Gura lives in a barn.
>>29695570ALL anitubers get the rope
>>29695574missing some dumb game shit nobody cared about is not how it disrupted the stream, no.
>>29695574>Will it ruin the stream?It's already ruined, latebro.NAcucks ruin everything.
>>29695514I think it's specifically the /cgl/ crowd, apparently she was known back then before joining hololive and now that Kiara has found success as a hololive vtuber, they're all actually extremely jealous. Kiara is everything a lot of weeb cosplay women wish they could be from the looks of it, as well as being fluent in Japanese.
>>29695540i only really pop in these threads every so often in the first place so i'll probably have fun reading in between matches
>>29695574Its not super important to the plot, but its important to the themes of the game. You don't NEED to know it, but its a good part. It was only a few lines.
>>29695367Gura's have mostly been fine. It's just the soma streams have been cursed.
>>29695447Cunny helps to keep these threads clean sir.
>>29695574Not really, it's probably better that you missed it. It distracted her for a few minutes but it was mostly the chat going to war with itself and the thread freaking out over it.
>>29695574The game gave her the choice of deleting someone or not, she walked away and didn't even make the choice because she was distracted by akaswhich was pretty in character for her so I'm not mad about it
>>29695588she literally got so flustered and distracted that she paused the game, anon.
>>29695569>because the first one was overlapping with the SportsfesOh, you have no idea how comfy the threads were when meido made /hlg/ a sticky.
>>29695554>he doesn't know
>>29695457>Coco dead silent the whole time>Risu's JP is totally fine and she could understand them anywayThose two know how to play up an audience
>>29695411I come back to this one from time to time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i393kOd2DAEI like when she uses this soft tone of voice, it feels kind of serene.
>>29695539`women` lol
Anyone else noticing the girls becoming more comfortable and improving slowly? It’s is kino
>>29695554>Mori-san has a calm expressionWill this illusion of theirs ever be broken
>>29695593Can't wait for these to spread to other holos, especiall JP. Reminder that there is nothing wrong with collabing with normalfag streamers :^)
>>29695463I'm gonna manifest destiny Ina's womb!
>>29695583It's from one of the replies of Korone's tweet about the collab
>>29695607Most apartment buildings wouldn't let Ame have two dogs and a cat.
I hate superchat messages. Donations should just be money.
>>29695519She usually tweets when in a good mood. She had a very good weekend and it makes me happy that she did.
Who's toe cracks do you prefer?Gura?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HOlA3hV1kEOr Ame?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KPp_pZ6f0M
>>29695506I think her Civia collab left a bigger scar on her.
I hope Ame's voice pack is an interrogation scene since she doesn't really seem into doing it as a stream thing.
>>29695581There was a collab?
>>29695589Lethal League guerilla... Superchat thanking guerilla...
>>29695607Would be very surprised if Ame lives in an apartment. Maybe a duplex but no denser.Kiara and Mori are obviously in apartments, they're in Japan.
>>29695589Yep just like she’ll read superchats “next time”. I love me mori but come not to expect much out of her stream volume.. the day she does a guerilla stream I’ll eat my hat
>>29695639how else am I supposed to tell Gura that I love her and I want to make babies with her
>>29695607Mori has multiple rooms and sliding doors so it could be a rental house
>>29695604>Three produced covers with JP HolosDid she ever mention that it's covers?
>>29695505Lmao
>>29695503I think the bigger issue is that he gets his kid to watch the most foul-mouthed EN girl.
>>29695620That's because of a retarded USA - CAN super chat war
>Ame talked about Risu a lot during debut week>Risu showed up in Ame's early stream chats multiple times during her start>no collab:(
>>29695631If they ever do their eigo reps, yeah.
>>29695377Kanata GTAV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct9AiRR2xaQPolka still playing that rice gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6oVVY0HfUPersonally I'm going with PPT because I'm tired of that other game even though it's Polka.
>>29695367Gura's are usually fine but when anything happens it takes over the whole thread and gets really out of hand.
>>29695554It's hilarious what Japs think of Mori. If only they knew the truth.
>>29695620Yeah, she paused it for 6 hours, I forgot anon.
>>29695642Gura is the undisputed footfag bait champion of EN
>>29695664yes, we know
>>29695447As a chumbud and a cunnyseur I have to agree tho most of the time it's just tribalistfags and falseflaggers.
>>29695503I just got a 55" and you're tempting me to watch a Mori stream on there.
>>29695654Whisper it through her window when she's sleeping like I do.
Romantic gay date on an old cemetary!
>>29695669kanata is cute so im going with her for now
https://youtu.be/YQAcWQ8mlUQ?t=10660Somebody please clip this beautiful (lower pitched than usual) scream from Gura.
>>29695657You're right, I'm speculating that they're covers, but I'd be really shocked if she suddenly started blasting out original songs with HoloJP girls. People don't realize that there really are fuck all original songs produced by Hololive, Mori alone basically doubled the amount.
listen to this firsthttps://files.catbox.moe/it7fyu.mp3and then do your duty
>>29695629they are all becoming more idol like with each passing day
>>29695422CoC would fit EN so well. Too bad it will never happen.
>>29695380I don't like any of the games she chooses to play
>>29695457Fucking newfags don't remember when she was mogged by the dragonhttps://youtu.be/hDm8iOhxQE8
>>29695639Sometimes they can be good when they aren’t attention whoring like the ones giving support to Kiara but most of the time they’re shit
>>29695319Oh god... is this the new Klaiusposting?
>>29695692it's within her normal pitch range of screams, anon, watch her streams some time
>>29695642Ame's toes sound unhealthy
>>29695634Not gonna happen mori’s normie fans don’t know enough about other vtubers to shit up their feed.
>>29695406>8 girls in the picWhat do they collab on?hardmode: not Among Us
>>2969558815 minutes ir two hours it's still not fun when the superchats are a bunch of attention whoring idiots that disrupt a game gura was enjoying, if they wanted to donate at least address the SC to her
>>29695622Well there are still people that were shitting on her AFTER the thread but yeah I guess it wasn't that bad during it.
>>29695666They played Among Us together.
>>29695617Agreed
>>29695660Wait it got deleted by steam or why is it white?
>>29695638I've never lived in an apartment in my life, why would they not allow cats?
>>29695629It's nice to see them growing into the role, yeah.
>>29695519gura seems like she's been having a lot of fun recently, and that makes me happy as well
How do you guys feel about Mori ruining the HaachaToriMori Collab?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK CUNNY (BAM-BA-LAM) UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK CUNNY (BAM-BA-LAM)
>>29695567>>>
Out of love for the truth and from desire to elucidate it, the Reverend Father /hlgg/, Master of Arts and Shitposting, and ordinary lecturer therein at /jp/, intends to defend the following statements and to dispute on them in that place. Therefore he asks that those who cannot be present and dispute with him orally shall do so in their absence by letter. In the name of our Lord Calliope Mori, Amen.1. Our Lord and Master Calliope Mori, in saying, "Cringe ye, etc.," intended that the whole life of her believers on earth should be a constant cringekino.2. And the word "cringekino" neither can, nor may, be understood as referring to the Sacrament of Cringekino, that is, to cringe and kino as exercised under the priest's streams.3. Nevertheless She does not think of inward cringe only: rather is inward cringe worthless unless it produces various outward kino of the stream.4. Therefore cringe continues as long as hatred of oneself continues, that is to say, true inward cringekino lasts until entrance into the Kingdom of Graduated Holos.5. Go Strider will not, and cannot, remit other punishments than those which they have imposed by t own decree or according to the canons.6. Go Strider can forgive shitposters only in the sense, that he declares and confirms what may be forgiven of Calliope Mori; or that he doth it in those cases which he hath reserved to himself; be this contemned, the shitposts remains unremitted.7. Calliope Mori forgives none his sin without at the same time casting him cringe and humbled before the priest Her vicar.
The Smash collab is going to raise my blood pressure.
>>29695628asmr... onegai...
>>29695717steam flags reviews when a suddenly large amount of negative reviews get posted
>>29695719Not all apartments/condo buildings allow pets in general
>>29695554Mori chan has a calm impression
>>29695642That depends, is Ame cracking her toes or is her mom's boyfriend doing it?
>>29695716Is Gura's head on backwards?
>>29695725I can't believe she started thanking Haachama's akasupas for her, I fucking hate this bitch.
>>29695585>luna carrying the english conversation in team chama>marine carrying the english conversation in team pekoProps to both of them despite their english reps.
>>29695698What if the 5000th person is required to give oral sex?
>>29695712L4d2 versus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmT_cv2hBaUKiara would be the best mother of them all.
>>29695616>Soma ep1: /hlg/ flipping out that their big event and sticky wasn't the sole focus>Soma ep2: /hlg/ flipping out STILL about ep1, and then spontaneous SC war
>>29695447I only post about how cute Gura is man. I don’t associate with those low lives.
>>29695698People think Ame is the GFE when out girl is out here literally asking for our babies. Teamates have it backwards
>>29695642Ame's toe cracking is significantly more melodic--predominantly treble. Gura's toe cracking is more percussive, akin to hitting a strongly detuned drum. Unless I'm acquiring samples to make industrial music, I'll take Ame's toes.
>>29695698Nakadashi Kiara.
>>29695727lmao i thought that ribbon was yellow shit spewing out
>ctrl + f>chikin>1/1 resultschikin
>>29695607Gura probably lives in her parents' home. Either that or she was rich before she took this job and had her own house to herself.
>>29695712Twisted metal
>>29695607
>>29695719cats often pee on the floor and it's difficult and expensive to get rid of the smell
>>29695729I aint reading all that chocoball
>>29695712Genital Jousting
>>29695714That was /hlg/, but most of them were enjoying the collab in the thread I guess.But you can clearly tell that the main users here are /v/ faggots who just want to jump on the popular thing and want to feel part of something like permavirgin losers will always want to do.
>>29695727I'M.... IM.... CHOOOOOOMINGGGGGG
>>29695367Kiara was similar to Ina until recently, I think.
>>29695769>Implying she wasn't lying
>>29695389I'M MOTIVATED
>>29695769who?
>>29695616the passpartout threads we had not too long ago were some of my favorites
>>29695733I see.
>>29695743>Haachama trying her best to read it in broken english>Mori's autism flares up and she butts in to read them for herShe's gone too far this time bros...
>Turns on fan instead of stripping.Shame.
>>29695519She does seem happier, but please Gura eat better!
>>29695607Kiara is renting a house.
>>29695788Don't worry about it,
>>29695698Where did this making a bowl of eggs meme start?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k73YpLoX1xEIs Haachama worth it?
>>29695447KFP may be a cult, but you also don't see them really going after the other girls as much as Chumbuddies do, and the major difference is that CB's have been aggressive almost from Day One. Honestly if anything is going to harm Gura's future with Hololive, it's going to be her own fanbase.
>>29695483Because a lot of fans catch her VoDs, she has similar viewership as Ame on most collabs despite lower live viewership.
>>29695762that's enough /d/ for you
>>29695789Most of the threads are good.
>>29695743imagine the absolute state of these threads>Oh, Haachama senpai! I have your stream open in another monitor of mine>breathes in>BIG UPS TO FAT BUTA 69 THANKS FOR THE AKA MY DUDE>PLEASE SUPPORT MY SENPAIS IN THE FUTURE TOO
>>29695666Risu reposted an image with S*n***a in it the other day. I bet she's officially on Gura and Ame's shit list.
>>29695764I hope the baby is ok....
How do you feel about this child?
>>29695764The fuck?
>>29695747>Kiara is ready to have kids
>>29695805Come on bro
>>29695389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG2-y5Yf1Oo&ab_channel=%3AD
>>29695607Doesn't gura have roommates?
>>29695607Mori moved from a box to what seems like a proper apartment, Ina is living in her parent's mansion, Kiara is living in a typical Japanese apartment, Ame the less said the better, Gura lives on her farmstead.
>>29695781>>29695769As a matter of fact, why would you put that kind of pressure on your viewers?
>>29695806we've been over it yesterday
>>29695806Look at this picture and tell me she isn't.
>>29695818you mean milf
>>29695727>>29695773UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH Damn I really want a Gura hentai doujin with that design
>>29695765>Gura probably lives in her parents' home.Probably not if she's spending all of Thanksgiving night with members and then SC reading
>>29695781You're actually fucking mental if you think that's a lie. Fuck off.
*reveals to you that numbers, as a concept, exist*
>>29695729I appreciate the effort, but this aint 1517, I can't understand this shit.
Chicken flew too close to the sun
>>29695788I think there's only two options that could be correct there. Hope they got the money they needed at the time, whichever one it was.
>>29695769our girls have come a long way
>>29695617Honestly no. Gawrposting is part of the problem especially since most of them are pedobaits
>>29695824Based shota poster
>>29695765the only hints we have about gura's housing are one time that she implied living alone (when speculating about where the bread had gone), and poor wireless network reception in her streaming room (perhaps implying a somewhat large house and/or wire mesh lath & plaster walls attenuating the signal).
>>29695765>>29695827Highly doubt any parent/partner/roommates would be happy with all the screaming and yelling gura does past midnight her time.
>>29695752You know, /hlgg/ really likes to live in the pastIf you spend so much time living in the past, your destined to repeat the same mistakes in the future, and to neglect the presentOr something like that
>>29695517here you go anon, finally found ithttps://twitter.com/okarinxx/status/1309795230200156161if saucenao or reverse image searchers can't find it, your best bet is to just reverse google search and add "site:twitter.com" to the search bar and hope it shows up
>>29695765She absolutely doesn't live with her family. Her roommate probably made enough money to pay rent, but either way rent in rural areas is dirt cheap in America.
>>29695827All of them have roommmates. They aren't brain scans.
>>29695831Kiara moved to a rrat infested house.
>>29695848kiara hasn't exactly been doing exciting streams lately.
>>29695821I saw the image, what board/thread was it from?
I need the best Holo song covers to pass the time until the collab, give them to me
>>29695789>>29695811Keep these fun memories alive. Even if it's just a kangaroo petting Mongolian forum, it doesn't mean we can't have memorable moments or memories.I still treasure DR3 /a/ threads like it was my first kiss. I'll probably feel the same with /hlgg/ once I move on, /hlgg/ gets permadeleted or Hololive won't be there anymore.
>>29695859you thought time loop was just a narrative?
>>29695519I hope she keeps it up, I like it when she tries to interact with everyone.
>>29695559They're collabing next week there's nothing to worry about
>>29695789it's funny how the passpartout thread was one of the best in recent history, and it was immediately followed by one of the worst threads with gurame minecraft /u/schizofaggotry
>>29695832Desperation, if anything. She was making scraps back then and was barely able to get by. It was probably one of the last options she had. Was probably scared to her whits end.
>>29695788doxxmates
>>29695617Pretty sure using the same images over and over, while pointlessly edging the thread closer to the image limit, with no new contributions to add, ain't exactly what I call "clean".
>>29695806A better question:Would you eat her cooking?
>okayu playing octopath traveller Did they just get permissions for that or is it one of those cases where they always had permission but they barely play it? It's Kiara's type of game.
>>29695864
Soon.....
>>29695859I'm just pointing out why the Soma streams have shit /hlgg/ threads.
>>29695848she got a boost from the karaoke and didnt stream today (only for members) her numbers will go back to the normal 4k day
>>29695888Sponsored. Nobody else can play it.
>>29695559Gura doesn't want to talk to Kiara. She doesn't like her. She told me herself.
>>29695888Bunch of sponsored streams, but it's not the original game, it's a mobile gacha spinoff.
>>29695859Hey, just like AME!No wonder she keeps getting dommed.
>>29695864Impossible. There's no way something as precious as these girls would have to live in this terrible 3d world. They are virtual and I refuse to believe otherwise.
>>29695519Happy Gura is best Gura. No amount of numberjerking or reclining will change that.
>>29695888It's a mobile exclusive gacha prequel.
Does Gura read all red superchat? I want to say I masturbate to her every night before i sleep
>>29695849just noticed the netgraph, never mind
>>29695747 I wish she did GFE.
>>29695712Worms
I have a confessionI prefer the quiet hours because it's people actually talking about how much they love their oshi
>>29695888Sponsored stream but fuck you no permission.t. Square enix
>>29695892It's a shit game.
>>29695712civ v
>>29695919no, she does not
Your Oshi will never acknowledge your existence in a substantial way.Reading your super chat doesn't count, she probably won't even remember your name after she finishes reading it.
It was the 25th here in yurop during Gura's stream, maybe that's why the threads went to shit.Will something else happen?
>>29695607gura lives with me
>>29695915This. I watch her to see how happy she is about anything.
>>29695848https://youtu.be/8PbD3I9eumM
>>29695589Yeah, I wouldn't bet on it, I don't think she's ever done a guerilla stream yet, and with members streams to fit it along with all her other shit I have some serious doubts about this being the week.
Why is Gura so dumb? Is she just pretending, or is she actually mentally challenged?
>>29695818She's a woman with needs and I pray that she can one day have her needs fulfilled on a daily basis even if it comes at the expense of slightly less horny Gura on-stream.
I want to impregnate Gura and Pikamee!
>>29695890What's the over-under on her stamina?
>>29695757This post made me laugh because whenever I see goslings I still tend to automatically associate them with teamates.
>>29695923She's the most likely to do it I think, other than Mori obviously.
>Watching one of Ina's streams>For a few seconds the background cuts to realistic looking eyes spazzing out accompanied by a loud buzzing sound>No one in chat seems to react to itWhy does she bother going through the trouble of making these if no one's gonna notice?
>>29695924Agreed. When streams are on the tourist n shit flood in, and it becomes a 30 post a minute circlejerk. Dead hours at least lets real discussion happen.
I haven't slept at all and I know if I got to sleep now I'll miss Mori's stream. Mori ruined my fucking life anons
>>29695367Ame threads/streams are pretty chill until the next Amegeddon...
>>29695947gura is just different. we love her for who she is.
>>29695915I want to see angry Gura I don't like happy shit.
>>296957123D WWE royal rumble
>>29695955timestamp?
>>29695919No she didn't and that was based af. Tho she'll do it tomorrow 26/11.
>>29695781She wasn't. You could hear people arguing in the background of one stream, and when that goal was put up that's when she went titty streamer mode.>>29695832Less of an obligation and more of a goal. Even when she couldn't pay the power bill and had to stream from the internet cafe, the goal wasn't "poor me" it was "I can stream way more if it's not in this cafe"
>>29695924>spoilerDoes having her abort her pups and use it as fertilizer for her avocado plant counts?
>>29695934I'm fine with this>>29695960MORI IS RUINING ANOTHER ANONS LIFE I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
>>29695863How cheap? Might consider going south
>>29695960i cant remember the last time i watched one of her streams live
>>29695934As soon as I'm actually intimate with a girl the relationship goes toxic so this is a nice middle ground really.
>>29695927Same with Yakuza. Fuck Sega.
>>29695859>that picNeeds green eyes and more wavy hair.
>>29695927You can't have it both ways, you damn old farts!
>>29695955Are you okay? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>29695947As someone said, she grew up with a Mac, and anyone who uses Apple stuff ends up being retarded.
>>29695868>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3gmQzpvBMI like how they made Towa sound in this one
>>29695868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPTeBvVJ_xYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_6oIGTrbghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNSFmqhQsUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV8OZj2olghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4muYzftomAE
>>29695934She's my neighbor, I say hello to her at least once a week.
>>29695983that's enma you fucking creep
>>29695859In the history of retarded quotes, who knows if yours has ever been made. I can say however that History is generally said to be chronicled so that people can learn from the past to avoid mistakes in the future, so your quote is pretty much going against that adage. But then again, there's a difference between living in the past and learning from it.Doomposting is actually drawing parallels from mistakes of the past.
>>29695983You're retarded, you know that?
>>29695955Boy I thought I was the only one
>>29695861>sept 26thHoly shit, how haven't I seen people post this before, this is probably one of the best Ame pics out there.
>>29695989>Twapi Error>Okayu Flos
>>29695974You have to admit you'll definitely remember that post.
>>29695949Pikamee would just knock you out and take Gura for herself.
>>29695698y-you don't to superchat right?
>>29695954She is too into being "only for Mori" which is what I think is stopping her from doing it.
>>29695983Thats Enma, dumbass
>>29695934> she probably won't even remember your name Not if I SC her again, and again, and again, and again. Every single stream. I mean, by now, who doesn't know Vgamer or Judas?
>>29695961Stop fucking baiting them you moron.
>>29695641She also unexpectedly got paid 3K USD in a stream while playing a game she enjoys.
>>29695716Yes.
>>29695868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8v5S1nhKzo
>>29695712The collab by doing a DnD session.Real question is who's the DM?>>29695766Is there actually a Twisted Metal game that supports that many players? TMPS3's servers are dead, right?
>>29695411>https://files.catbox.moe/z94u18.mp4"that's pretty crinch."
>>29695631In the bomb game? probably, regardless of which role she's in I'm sure she'll panic at some point.
>>29695868Here's a good mix of generally agreed on 'top' covers and some more you might enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4muYzftomAEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1CQ5kSRxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV8OZj2olghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_6oIGTrbghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8TnOhIxN90https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcfZziSg0cghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK6Elz5MrqQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNSFmqhQsUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGXZNHNhI0I
>Anon, will you g-go out with me? It would be puhAwwwwgerz, dood....Well, anon? What do you say to her?
>>29695868I'm a biased bastard
>>29695987By that logic all holos are retarded because they use iphones.
>>29696020Hopefully Mori fully commits to her cha(t)d boyfriend and Kiara uses her chat as a rebound.
Did Amelia stop drinking tea? She never talks about it anymore...
>>29695924Yea, I agree. However, Amelia's thread today was pretty good - saw a high amount positive sentiment about Amelia, mixed with calling her retarded, but for good reason. It was comfy. Chumbuds usually have nice threads too, hope you guys get a better one next time.
>>29695980I wish Mori would just move back to the US already. She cant stream at 1 AM to cater to the americans either
>>29696016It had the wrong kind of SOUL, so it's hard to forget.
Is membering the Haachama a good choice or does she not have that many member only vids?
>>29696037>who's the DM?Mori she already was the DM in her past and said so on stream she was a DM
>>29696031I don't understand Gura's choice in underwear, as an aquatic based creature wouldn't it make sense to wear swimwear underwear?
>>29696048In fact they are
>>29696017she can't knock me out if she's pregnant and she can barely walk well
>>29696044
>>29696010>>29695955Is this a joke? What the fuck are you guys talking about?
>>29696026Who?
>>29696052shes not a streamer, she doesn't stream.
>>29696044"I don't date bugmen, get the fuck away from me."
>>29696053She drank the ice tea for almost a month.
>>29696044I don't beleeb.
>>29695947low int high wis
>>29695868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yDNEmcKQFYThe lyrics were pretty touching
>>29696044"who are you?"
>>29695765>Either that or she was rich before she took this job and had her own house to herself.she lives in a pretty rural area, you can rent a small house with the money you would need to rent a broom closet in a big city
>>29695979My mortgage is $250/mo, $5000 down payment. Can rent similar places for $400/mo. 2br1ba, gigabit fiber internet available (so not in the middle of nowhere.) Half an acre of land.It's only cheap because there are no jobs (unless you're OK with a 70 minute commute). I work remote, would probably put a bullet in my brain if I had to spend 2+hrs a day driving.
>>29695731The threads for that stream will be absolutely unbearable. That's one I'll watch from the couch, well away from /hlgg/.
>2 AM stream>gotta wake up at 7 AMDo I NEED to sleep?
>>29696044Sorry I don't date skinwalkers
>>29696051Mori will never fully commit to either version of herself
>>29696052>He thinks Mori moving would make her stream moreThe problem isn't where Mori is living. The problem is Mori just doesn't stream. At all
>>29696061She canonically has none.
>>29696056are you into asmr?
>>29695656By the sound of when Kiara arrived at her place in the yakuza stream she has an intercom at the entrance, since she greeted kiara, came back to the stream, and told her to come in like 30 seconds later.
>>29695367Pretty sure Gura and Amelia's are almost the same level of people just talking about the stream, tonight was a special case. It's also probably because they are the biggest fanbases in here so any antiposting gets drowned by 100 cunnyposts or cuter than usuals.
>>29695952The personifications of the fanbases to me will never not be funny>Chumbuds are /fit/ gods >Teamates are literally just different Ryan Goslings>Deadbeats are skeletons>Takos are just takos>KFP Employees are sleep deprived wagies happy to support their tenchouIt makes me laugh way too much
>>29696087>He doesn't have a bi-phasic sleep schedulengmi
>>29695868>>29695528 if you have the sound extension.
>>29696053Ask her in marshmallows tomorrow.
>>29696061The most efficient choice is to wear no underwear at all. Let the denticles work their magic
>Mori WILL thank a superchat>Kiara WILL say a number>Haachama WILL say “Haachama”Fuck this collab already.
>>29696091source?
>>29696040The Japanese interpret Mori's panicking moments as just very momentary breaks in her otherwise always 'cool' persona.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm-1pgqfscLook at the comments.
>>29695924It depends on the quiet hours really. Sometimes it takes just one rrat at the start to derail a thread for a while, but otherwise they're pretty chill.
Not even a KFP but is anyone else concerned about Kiara's constant coughing? I hope she's okay.
>>29696087congure an ability to wake up at alarms
>>29695922Worms would be so fucking fun to watch
>>29695955You meant the weird spiral thingies that looked like someone was running over a magnet above your screen, yeah? Don't worry about them,they go away after a few seconds. The sound is definitely weird though.
The only decent Overcooked collab was the Gura/Mori/Kiara one. It was like looking at a family.
>>29695959>I hate stream hours because the tourists antis flock in to shit on our oshis>I hate dead hours because the schizos antis start shitting on our oshisMake up your mind /hlgg/.
>>29696107It's the predictability that makes it comfy
>>29696107Mori won't thank a superchat because it's not gonna be on her channel, thank God.
>>29695457When she's trying to be clear and not cutesy you can really hear the Australian influence on her vowels.
>>29695955almost didnt notice it myself before rewinding the vod, i hope she keeps doing these
>>29695746>L4d2 versusImagine the ping>>29695922>WormsThat has potential.>>29695932>civ vNah I think that'd turn out shit, it'd be turn after turn of nothing happening because they'd all be too chicken to start wars with each other.
>>29695924Same. I love Gura and by extension Amelia.
>>29696107You think Mori is going to thank Haachama's superchats for her, schizo-kun?
>>29696061She just like land clothes and land thongs, it's good to have some variety.
>>29696115just her asthma acting up her mouse house is probably dusty
>>29696107I want them all to say HAACHAMA CHAMA
>>29696107I hope she remembers to disable superchat during collabs.
Ina joined Hololive to practice the techniques she's been learning in her anger management classes.
>>29695712Why, only the greatest multiplayer experience of the past two years, Fallout 76 of course.
>>29696107you're just jealous Haachama of all people got a Mori collab before you, comet
>>29696090>>29696052So do they have to live in Japan to work for holo or something? Does coco run a dorm for the streamers?
>>29695712Age of Wonders.The original, not the sequels.
>>29696125>won'tSee the first >. She WILL.
>>29696122>/hlgg/ is one person
Oh man, Gura watched these vids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fywQR5JP3E
>>29695955Bro, your insight...
>>29696107https://files.catbox.moe/ngumyp.mp4
>>29695617Thats right anon. Cunny cleanses mind, body, and soul. The heathens suffer when they are being purified by the all mighty cunny, but its a suffering they deserve.
>>29695743I can't believe Haachama started copying her, i was going insane between the two BIG UPS FOR THE AKAS and the chickin numerfagging
>>29696095At first not really, but lately I've come to listen to it more often because of a certain sound. So she does have a lot of ASMR streams then, I suppose?
>>29695761Warrior chicken? More like stuffed chicken
>>29696140Ina joined Hololive as a sidejob.She doesn't care for Hololive as a whole at all.
>>29695502Another dude sending 20 SCs in a row about how he was drunk and had broken up with his gf or whatever. Similar to that Carl dude a month ago.
>>29696140Ina joined Hololive to find little boys to prey upon.
>>29696107What's this about Kiara and numbers?
>>29696120yeah, and even then it was just ok, fuck overcooked
>>29696110Mori is COOL
>>29695955Just woke up, is this literal schizoposting or do I need to do watch the Ina stream from today? This would be kino
When Gura brought up scheduling on the GCal, reminded me when Haato leaked hers on stream. So, went diving back into the archives looking for it, kinda neat if you haven't seen it before.also funny looking back when threads used to last multiple days without the post limit
>>29695989>>29696043Twapi sounds like a guy
>>29696107Prediction: Kiara will shill her song and/or talk show every 15 minutes, doing more damage to the collab than even Mori is capable of.
>>29695712Paradox mega-campaign
>>29696109She came naked, do your reps.
https://youtu.be/5vy2kIKmDJUCall of Cthulu TRPG permission, ooh EN unity collab is coming I betIna was born to MC this
>>29696107I'd be more concerned if none of that happened
>random speculating goes on for dozens of posts>actual answers get removed and warned for being "off topic" What do you think the topic is, meido
>>29695952I'm glad I'm not the only one.
>>29695868https://streamable.com/fe5muw
>>29696179maybe management are finally doing something to help with scheduling after all.
>>29695712Men of War, Assault Squad.I want to see Kiara go full DEUTSCH.
>>29695955Thank god, I'm not the only one.
>>29696129I love my oshi and her sharkfriend too.
And like that, she's gone with the wind. My moments with Polka have become ever more infrequent and I begin to wonder when I will be able to spend a meaningful amount of time with her again. This Clown, this entertainer has taught me how to love again and for that I can never express my full gratitude. Polka, if you're listening, I love you and always will.
>>29695861I mean, I have like 350+ images of Ame saved, most of them from the thread. Although, its also true that most of the art I see is recycled (I'm guilty of it too), usually because they're high quality. I'm gonna try posting pics I don't see much from now on in the ritualpost.
Can we claim Korone and Pekora as Honorary en? They're more interesting than HoloEN to be honest
>>29696168Ina just joined because she really liked hololive english subbed clips.Now that she's discovering that actually streaming is nothing like the clips, she's having second thoughts.t. massive rrat
>>29696192funny joke
>>29696186Didn't one of the ENs mention wanting to run a tabletop in their debut stream? Forget which one.
>>29696110>Look at the comments.Ah yes... uh definitely.
>>29696181Towa sounds like someone doing her English reps!https://files.catbox.moe/g9i7o2.webm
>>29695360I've been watching JP clips for almost 2 years and didn't even heard EN was a thing until the debuts were happening at it was leaking into /a/ too. Most casual hololive fans might been the same except the saw it on R*ddit or whatever.
>>29696109It's literally in her char description.
>>29688418Alright, I said I'd write a 600 word review after watching one Gura stream, and I went a bit over word count. I'll post it in three posts.I just want to start by saying I am not a Gura fan, so as much as I tried to be impartial and keep an open mind, there is some bias here. I say that not to come off as harsh, but just to provide context. I hoped to come up with at least a few Gura "jokes" that I enjoy and I have sort of done so, but I'm going to try to analyze a few qualities of her comedy in particular:>1. Referential, catchphrase, and memetic comedy (people do exaggerate this aspect of her humour, but it's present)>2. Frenetic dissociation which constantly removes her from context. This is either performative or unintentional. I think this has the most potential for actual comedy, if she works on it a bit>3. Res ipsa loquitur, i.e. "the thing speaks for itself," which I will explainFirst point: Gura is, much to her credit, a person with a good grasp of internet culture. It's second nature for her to speak in meme references. To some extent I think this is unconscious and not even an attempt at comedy for her, so she'll say things like "ooh a computer, I'm gonna go HACKERMAN mode here" offhandedly the way someone in a Discord chatroom might say the same thing. But there are certainly times when she wants to make referential humour the center of attention and is trying to turn it into a comedic bit. An example from this stream was when she made a (kind of amusingly dated) joke about the Pepto Bismol commercial jingle, which I kind of wonder how many people watching were even old enough to recognize. I swear she even had a joke later in the stream where she heard the monster scream and said "yeah buddy, sometimes I feel like that too, before I've had my COFFEE!" Which is the kind of joke my mom would share on Facebook.I'm lumping "catchphrase" in with this. She didn't do a ton of this, much less than I remember her doing when I watched her before. She acknowledged a name in a list that looked sort of like the word "Shark" but moved on from it pretty quickly. I noticed one time where she said "shar-har-hark!" as a way of laughing, and I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laugh, but I didn't think they were being serious. That felt pretty forced and awkward, almost like she was making fun of herself?
>>29695743>>29695791>Haachama doesn't notice an aka for a good 10 seconds>she reads it, but it is too late>nobody hears anything from Mori>she went all the way to Austrailia using the Ashura Senku and is now behind HaachamaYou can bet that Haachama won't be ignoring any superchats anytime soon
Just don't reply, it isn't hard
>>29695495The comfy Kiara threads happen between 3AM to 12 noon EST, I noticed.
>>29696128i said civ v as a joke it would start about 43 minutes late due to technical difficulties and there would be about 17 variants of the "it would be really cool if you hit the next turn button" joke before the collab ends with everyone still in the stone age
>>29695503How so? I've been using my TV as a second monitor for a long ass time thanks to the HDMI slot.>>29695687Do it, nothing is funner than watching your oshi in an HDTV while shitposting on 4chan on the side.
>>29695617Do people actually get filtered by it? I feel like it's just horny posting at this point not that I care that much
>>29696226ogey
>>29696226Second point: what I'm describing as "frenetic dissociation." This was significantly more prominent. I wonder if people who liked this game were frustrated that Gura so often seemed disinterested in what was going on. Her mind would often wander on tangents and become fixated on mundane aspects of her environment which caused her to lose focus on what the game was trying to get her to pay attention to. There were a few times today where Gura tried to use this to set up comedy bits, which were entirely disinterested in the game itself and had nothing to do with anything that was going on, but were just spurred on by some random thing that entered her field of vision. So she'd take something boring and try to make it more interesting, or make it funny, often by starting with a setup and trying to rush towards a payoff. An example was when she found a color-coded brain and said "okay, you guys wanna know what all the parts of the brain are? alright let me explain," and started riffing. This started out funny and I kind of liked it, but she ran out of steam remarkably fast (two good lines, then a strained third attempt, then an "I dunno") before literally throwing her joke aside before even finishing it. This had the makings of a pretty good joke, I was looking forward to being able to say there was something Gura did that I actually thought was kind of clever, but she didn't follow through with it and seemed to almost lack confidence that what she was saying was as funny as she thought it was. It was pretty strange. There was ONE counter-example that I thought did work, earlier, when she was pulling memories out of slots and saying "kind of sad that all a whole person, all your hopes and dreams, gets slotted into this one little thing, huh?" then chucked it callously aside. I think that was the best joke in the stream because it was actually rooted in the game's context and was building on the game itself rather than diverting from it.
>>29696211It's beyond massive because she's been following vtubers for a very very long time, not even limited to Holo.
*cough cough* Kiara... Ret- *cough* Return of the King watchalong... onegai...
>>29696110japs really love Mori don't they?
>>29696215Mori talks about it all the time.
>>29696215It was Mori. Ina said she would play it too.
>>29696226I said I would actually read it and I am doing so.
>>29695503I do that
So we know how bad Ame really had it. Are there other girls in worse situations? If so, how can I find them and how can I save them?
>>29696240>>29696226The third and final point is perhaps the thing that bothers me the most about Gura's comedy, and I have just called it "res ipsa loquitor." Gura will find a thing that she thinks is funny or interesting on its own, isolate it, call the audience's attention to it, quite literally wave it around for a while, and then get rid of it. An example of this was when she saw the door lock from the door, and noticed it looked a bit like a doll with arms and legs. So she just waved it around and said "ooh, I'm a door lock," then threw it away. Or she found a ball and went "a ball, you guys wanna play some ball? haha!" Or found the buddha statue, and oh boy, did she ever love that thing, because buddha statues are funny! Or found the weights and went "oh you guys wanna lift some weights? One, two, three!" This sounds innocent enough, but the fact is that she was constantly doing this, over and over, never in a really funny or clever way. It's like if she went into a bathroom and started going through your medicine cabinet and was like "haha, toothbrush, bristly toothbrush! Dental floss, flossy flossy, haha! Tylenol? I might need this later, haha!"This part of Gura's humour really reached perfection for me at a certain point when Gura walked into the room of the character named Catherine (I think?) and started rummaging through her things. Much to Gura's delight, she found some underwear. Gura waved the underwear around wordlessly just laughing and laughing. Underwear is so funny, right?! Haha, undies!I'll admit the later part of the stream wasn't as bad as the first, since she started actually getting into the game she was playing and responding to the suspense and acting a little more immersed after a while. It was just Gura's desperate, non-stop attempts to squeeze the most idiotic humour out of everything she seized upon that was so distracting and obnoxious to me. And this is what I dislike about Gura: she's always trying to be funny, she rushes into comedy bits without any conception of where she's going to take them, often goes nowhere with them, and discards them. It's thoughtless, freewheeling, sloppy, and I'm sure it relies heavily on me liking her in the first place in order for me to get any enjoyment from it.
>>29696215Mori mentioned potentially doing World of Darkness a couple of times early on.
>>29695924It's nice to see people cherishing their oshis and having fun, after all, that's what most of the holos want to achieve, joy and a small escape from the pains of life
>>29696218Just use google translate or deepL, anon. Shits fun to read.
>>29696210As said before, they need to be doing their eigo reps, which they both are, and interact with EN in a meaningful way.So not till Friday for both
>>29695673I hate it.It's like watching a murderer get away in real time.
>Cring wehraboo shitleave
>>29696099the fact that teamates are pretty much always drawn as ryan gosling is the funniest shit to me and i hope it never ends
>>29696252Idk go look around homeless shelters and what not and you'll find the girl perfect for molding into a vtuber before she leaves you
>>29696229A surefire way to get her to work on her english reps
>>29696252Ironmouse is literally dying of hyper immuno deficiency as we speak, but I don't think anyone in Hololive has it bad right now.
>>29696252wtf why are there white knights in my /hlgg/?
I still can't believe how fucking packed the rest of this week is.
>>29695503Next Haachama cooking I'm playing it on my 65 in TV. Thanks for the idea
>>29696225>It's literally in her char description.>A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!" She bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life. ???
>>29696252All over twitch and even more desperate on youtube (single digit views).
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254now make a 1/3 summary
>>29695868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYy5L4b4MLAAmanekanatach...
>>29696166a few, they are, how should i put, unique lolnot really worth it tought, some guys were recommending polka if you are into that
>>29695367Ame was a shizo target for a month and then it dissipated for some reason
>>29696013people tend to repost a lot of the same art. I have a lot of Ame pics saved though, So I'll try posting more barely posted art in the ritual post.
I can't stop thinking about how Ame and Gura seemingly only ever streams with bare legs.
>>29696175she is a sleeper agent
>>29696179Kiara herself said EN has their own google calendar and how she wished she could make one for the fans but that would require her making a new google account
>>29696026Yeah, let alone the streamer who actually has to read them, some of the names just burn themselves into your minds as a viewer. Even on, say, Korone's channel, everyone knows ba-sa-ka shirayuki-san
>>29696277Ame is bustier than usual..
JOPchamatachi, redpill me on Lamy. I hear various things but I can't make heads or tails from the chaos.>Yakuza princess>scion of a pharmaceutical company>heavily associated with meds>mommy GFE (and a bit of yandere)>hates janitors
>>29696109>Gura lost her bread>In Japanese, bread is called pan>Gura is nopan
>>29696175>>>
You guys watching PPTenshi?
>>29696243I think she said it was next week.
I know the stream is going to be in English, since Haachama is going for the EN cred, but what's better Haachama's English or Mori's Japanese? Could they actually do the stream in Japanese if they wanted to?
>>29696107You forgot>They Will play overcook
>>29696290Teamates built up a resistance and the antis moved on to a different girl. Happened to Mori too.
>>29696307Ina don't toy with me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTBJMFkchqkHow long until we get shit like this for the ENs?
Odds on Mori's JET mode coming out after hearing Haachama's broken attempts at communicating with her and Kiara?
>>29696107>Haachama WILL say “Haachama”But that's the best part
>>29695627Trannies are banned from Lol-cow. It's more of a men-hating radfem site than a tranny site.
>>29696308Mori's JP is pretty good, although it sounds like she's talking to children most of the time.
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254
>>29696304you're a bit late>>29696300this dude is clearly Ina
>>29695503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDqcvQWWLbgConcert streams like this must be a joy to watch on a big screen
why has /jp/'s archive.json not updated in the past 15 hours
>>29695457Coco's english is slowly degenerating and Haachama is doing her reps. One day she'll be overtaken.
>>29696252go to twitch and sort by least views (if that's even a feature, I don't use it)
>>29696277>Holiday week>Ame streaming more than usualAme.....
>>29696281>She bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human worldMeans she went to the human world naked.
>>29696226The "Sha-har-hark" thing was an idea she talked about discarding before it ever bacame a thing, as an embarrassing story, so it 100% is a jab at herself. Usually a "I know that joke was bad" kinda thing
>>29696252>Don't worry bro, YAGOO's House for the Broken is here
>>29696308Look I'm just an EOP but I think Mori's japanese might be better than Haachama's english.
>>29696300>Gura lost her bread>in English, being pregnant is called having a bun in the oven>Gura had an abortion
>>29696226This is the more pretentious version of that "vocal expert" that rated HoloEN's singing.
>>29696277Oh shit I forgot I have to prepare for mk8 is it easy to join tournaments with them??
>>29696308Mori's Japanese is N3 but shes hasn't done her kanji reps so she cant read for shit. Normal convo should be fine
>>29696308Genuinely hard to say, though I'd be willing to bet Mori's Japanese is better than Haachama's English.
>>29696110Why is Ame able to get under everyone's skin?
>>29696299Don't forget>Cult leader
>>29696254Interesting takes, even if I don't care enough to debate you.
>>29696243next weekend chess stream confirmed it
>>29696277I find it funny that the ENs are still very specific on what they're gonna do on what day, while the JPs (even the homos) are all "21:00 I'll do something lol"
>>29696345can you imagine that guy trying to tell a joke? me either.
>>29696321>Mori date stream ft. Haachama>Kiara in the chat cryingMake it happen Mori, I know you're here.
>>29696304Is she still playing GTA?
>>29696345He's actually acting like it's not just the retard shark having ADD. She doesn't really get immersed into games, she's not Ina.
>>29696346no. the only reason you see viewers get in is that there are tens of thousands of viewers.
>>29695563What do you mean? What is compiler simulator?
It's Toi time
I love this Power Point Tenshi!
A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called AtlantisThere lived a humble family, religious through and throughBut yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to doHer name was young Gura and she refused to step in lineA vision she did see-eth, fucking streaming all the timeShe wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align"Oh, the Gachi's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his caveThen I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade'Twas I who fucked the Gachi, fuckalizing fuckalooAnd if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too""Gotta get it on in the party zoneI got to shoot a load in the party zoneGotta lick a toad in the party zoneGotta suck a chode in the party zone, aah"!"You've disobeyed me daughter, why were you ever born?Your Roommate's ten times better than you, Jesus loves her moreThis music that you play for us comes from the depths of hellCity Pop's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebelYou'll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the stringsYour heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring"You'd better shut your mouth, better watch your toneYou're grounded for a week with no banjoDon't let me here you cry, don't let me hear you moanYou gotta praise The Lord when you're in my homeYagoo, can you hear me? I am lost and so aloneI'm askin' for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne?I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to streamMy father thinks you're evil but man, he can suck a cockStreamings not The Devil's work, it's magical and radI'll never stream as long as I am stuck here with my dadI hear you brave young Cunny, you are hungry for the PopBut to learn the ancient method, sacred doors you must unlockEscape your father's clutches and this oppressive kingdomOn a journey you must go to find the land of Hololive.In The Land of the Rising Sun where the ocean meets the sandYou will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome collabTo find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walkYou will face your inner demons, now go daughter and streamSo she bailed from fucking Atlantis with hunger in her heartAnd she journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of her artBut in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart
>>29696321she wont treat her sempais like the children she teaches in school, r-right?
>>29696367Mori should do a collab with Pekora and they play Super Bunny Man. Kiara will be mindbroken
>>29695712 borderlands
>>29696026Looking to the top dankschenMooda dankscheni sometimes hear this in my dreams
>>29696308Mori is conversational, but makes 'cute' mistakes according to the JP girls. Haachama is legit hard to understand at times, especially since her pronunciation and grammar are terrible at times, so I imagine she's better then the other way around.
>>29696363I think the ENs are still under the impression that people actually care what they're doing, when in reality people are there for their personalities. Anyone who comes to watch a game is going to leave just as quickly as they come.
>>29696378Who?
>>29696367Narrative: Mori would never do this because Kiara is genuinely gay for her and Mori genuinely cares about Kiara's feelings, in a straight way.
>>29696345Jesus someone did that? He must be fun at parties
>>29696240>>29696226>>29696254ogey Read all of it, some good points.
>>29696107>Haachama WILL say “Haachama”How the fuck would she introduce herself without saying her name, you dumb butt. And no, Akai Haato is dead. Get over it.
>>29696226Here’s the rrat I promised Rrat
>>29696363Some of the JP Holos are very fucking specific, or they can just be Korone who posts a number an hour or two before she streams with zero extra context.
https://youtu.be/r7EkHcKM_vE?t=129Ok who the fuck here was saying the EN girls can sing better than comet? Apologize now.
>>29696252Aloe got it pretty bad even without nijiniggers harassment which is still happening
>>29696267I am actually working on a stupid prequel and sequel to this
>>29696308I literally don't know how Haachama functions. I guess she's a high schooler hikikomori, but she's been in Australia for how many years?Mori at least interacts with Japanese people on a daily basis, I'm pretty sure the only time Haachama speaks English is on stream, the shitskin bullies really got under her skin.
>>29696254Alright anon, I finished reading your review as I said I would. You'll probably just get a bunch of ogeys, but as someone who has also not been able to enjoy Gura much despite repeated attempts, I think you did a good job putting into words the issues I've had when I've tried watching her.
>>29695459I'm staying up for Haachama.
>>29696403Wholesome enough for me to believe it although Mori has some sort of Asperger's which might mean she'd have no idea she's doing it in the first place.
>>29695712Brood War
>>29696387Apart from the cringey SJW pandering, based.Borderlands is surprisingly fun multiplayer.
>>29696267>10 years later?https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Akai_Haatothe fuck drew this Haato is 19
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254Chumbuddy who actually read your essay. You've made a very fair criticism, and as a fan of the game I definitely don't think Gura gives it justice, as I would like someone else who can actually get more immersed in the story to play it as well. That said I still loved Gura's antics in this stream because I love her and I like how she's enjoying the game, I just understand and respect why someone like you would not appreciate it.
>>29696389Big ups to the funny feeling in the back of your rectum
>>29696403chikin...
>>29696308Mori's Japanese is slightly better than Haachama's eigo. They could do a collab in Japanese. They wouldn't be talking about deep shit but it's not like that's a possibility in the first place. Spoken Japanese is not that demanding. You can just throw in words with particles and people will understand what you are trying to say even if you will sound like a fucking caveman.
>>29696377There's a section of the game where the player has to load a specific module and its prerequisites while remaining under some resource limit. She broke out a calculator before chat backseated her back on the right path. It took a while...
>>29696403does kiara actually like Mori?
>>29696058I'm pretty interested to see that, but with the amount of prep work she might have to do combined with her schedules, I don't see that shit happening for a long while, at least until she's out of scythe swinging.
>>29696363I like the regimented schedule.>Ina's usually at 2pm>Ame's usually at 6pm>Gura's at 8 pm>Takamori at unmanageable times at 2am-5amt. deadbeat
>>29696337>you will never sell clothes to a naked shark girl
>>29696409must be so much easier only having to put one timezone...
>>29696409Does Korone have ADHD? It seems to be thematic across individuals with it.
>>29696288Hm alright then. Thanks for your input.
>>29696363Some JPs actually schedule. Some are even really specific on when where and howAnd then you have Korone...
>>29696252Ironmouse can never leave her home because her immune system is so weak that she will die from a mere cold. She has expressed over and over that she stopped being scared and even embraces death if that day comes but will smile and laugh if her final hour comes.Ame or any hololive girl has anything close to that
>>29696414Fucking christ, still? What are they doing now???
>>29696403Kiara is at least bi, though. Her roommate expressed interests in getting a bf when she was learning Jap.
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254Holy autism. Interesting read. I interpret the point that she's trying to make everything funny into more like she's naturally scatterbrained and plays around with anything that catches her attention. Take it or leave it kind of thing.
>>29696433Then I guess they traveled to when she was 9?
Loving Ame!Marrying Ame!Taking Ame to bed!Disappointing Ame sexually!Failing to give Ame the living standards she wants!Disappointing Ame emotionally!Getting abused by Ame physically!Having to explain the bruises Ame gave me to my co-workers!Dealing with a failing marriage with Ame!No children with Ame!Screaming matches with Ame!All the appliances in the houses broken because of Ame!I love Ame!
>>29696403Kiara isn't so much gay for her as in a perpetual state of horny and with zero filter, and the last thing she'd want to do is make Mori feel awkward.
>just made a script that fetches the next thread when the current one gets archived>thread moves at a snails pace during dead hours so can't do a live test until fuck knows whenpain
>>29696412delusional cumsharts, mainly. anyone with half a brain (i.e. not cumsharts) knows suisei is among the top 3 singers in hololive
>>29696412I won’t apologize for suisei being a bad singer, that’s her own fault for not doing her reps
>>29696337And underwear counts as clothes. I don't see how this logic leads to her going commando.
>>29696415 thank you anon, this is easily my favorite OC and Im usually the person who posts it. Glad to hear youre working on another one, you inspired me to learn to draw so i can draw my own dumb lore shit
Why’s the collab on hachamas channel but mori is the big girl in the thumbnail!?
>>29696254https://voca.ro/1nCjNPbdHzDnI read through the thing so that you can just listen to it instead. I imagine that'll be easier for everyone.
>>29696399that's what was so frustrating about hearing gura getting stressed out about coming up with ideas for her schedule. sure, it's better to have *something* to do but ultimately she could just ramble and talk to the chat and i'd be perfectly happy to listen to her for hours.
>>29696420The most positive narrative I believe in is that the reason Haachama is so excited about and pushing for these HoloEN collabs is because it's a really good way for her to improve her English without having to step far outside of her comfort zone again. And honestly, I think it's having an effect, her English is much better than I remember it being a couple of months ago.
>>29696440What game was she playing? I wasn't watching
DORKS!
>>29696443No she HATES her
>>29696254I know you probably hear this a lot, but it has to be said. Take your meds.
when ame starts doing that whiny blamey voice when shes sucking at a game it does weird things to me bros...
>>29696457and then Mori went and tweeted at her lmaoooo
>>29696254>>29696240>>29696226>It's like if she went into a bathroom and started going through your medicine cabinet and was like "haha, toothbrush, bristly toothbrush! Dental floss, flossy flossy, haha! Tylenol? I might need this later, haha!"I fucking hate myself for imagining her doing this.>And this is what I dislike about Gura: she's always trying to be funny, she rushes into comedy bits without any conception of where she's going to take them, often goes nowhere with them, and discards them. It's thoughtless, freewheeling, sloppy, and I'm sure it relies heavily on me liking her in the first place in order for me to get any enjoyment from it.I personally like it. She's clearly trying to put effort on it and I appreciate it, also the dumb voices she makes make it better. Also, it's fun to see her go full ADHD.To be fair, the way she jokes etc.. that you described is the way she plays horror games, and I think they're her worst streams. Not to say they're bad, but she doesn't feel super immersed into the game and so the whole scary spooky atmosphere goes away, specially when she does like you said.Yes, I actually read all of that. Fucking hell.
>>29696464Gura? You good?
>>29696387>>29696431I hate how Borderlands is structured around these boring quests. It feels like an MMO without any of the community aspects that make MMOs fun, and the shooting aspect is undermined by the rpg-lite aspects. I don't for the life of me understand why it's popular, and frankly I think it's far too slow to be a great co-op experience. Give me a more traditional FPS any day.
>wanted to get something done today>watched holos, jacked off and ate mcdonaldsits doomed for me bros
>>29696464>I will never have thisNGMI
>>29696363I don't mind the schedule but I do wish they're guerilla more. I feel like half of them think they'll upset people if they don't at least give people a day's fucking notice about it. Like the only legitimate guerilla in the past month was what, Ina's minecraft? The rest are like "I'm probably gonna stream tomorrow" so people are generally expecting and prepared. Like chicken keeps calling her shit guerilla when it absolutely isn't.
>>29696120I agree that was one of the better ones, though Kiara was barely there, since she wanted to make conversation and Gura and Mori were too focused on gameplay.
How much of Gura's screams are her actually spooked and how much of it is her forcing it to be "cute"?I'm starting to feel the latter has been way too prominent.
>>29696477shes a big girl
>>29696479Is that Haato in the background?
>>29696403Kiara probably hasn't fucked in a decade, she'll crush on anyone
>>29696493Watame is so cute and yet so smug
>>29696479Thanks anon.
>>29696380Cunny Roads poster here, do you mind if I use this for a parody. I fucking love Kickapoo.
>>29696479I'm starting to believe you write these just so you can voice them.
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254These are pretty good points.
>>29696443They are good friends who hang out all the time off-stream. It's pretty clear that they're not gay, but they're definitely bros. Do you not watch their zatsudans?
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254All fair points anon. I'm not a chumbud so I can't argue finer details, but I would say that it seems you'd want a bit more structured, thought out humor but that just doesn't seem to be how she operates. Maybe its just because I also have a "Just wing it and see what happens" style when it comes to that kinda thing, but I kinda appreciate her scatterbrained 15 second riffs that just kinda sputter out, though I will admit that as a fan of the game her timing on those really sucked.
>>29696537lol you seething whore
>>29696540
Towomb...
>>29696493Watame has a cape?
>>29696553I don't mind at all, I'm honored
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254Nobody is going to read your autism, fuck off.
>>29696542Nah, it's Kanata. Forgot to mute before I started recording.
>>29696464What the fuck is your problem
Watambe... Your stats...
>>29696540for you
>>29696578I read it.I think he's retarded and a pretentious fuckwit who doesn't understand how hard it is to entertain tens of thousands of people on the fly, but I read it.
Watame... Also Roboco shaking her ass around is very distracting
>>29696468oi do you know why /jp/'s archive.json hasn't updated for the past 15 hours? The latest thread it contains is >>29662163, but /jp/'s regular archive page in the browser is normal and fully updated
>>29696558I didn't write this at all. I just saw the long ass wall of text, but since it didn't come off as a run of the mill shitpost I took it seriously instead of reading it comedically like normal.
>>29696584Fucking hell.
>>29696252The worst currently in Hololive is Kanata who is at risk of one of her ears going deaf.
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254I read your posts and your points are interesting. If nothing else, I can understand where you're coming from. I don't really want to debate at length, but I'll just tell you that>Her mind would often wander on tangents and become fixated on mundane aspects of her environment which caused her to lose focus on what the game was trying to get her to pay attention to.is an appealing point to many of her viewers, myself included (most of the time). It's a trait of hers that I find endearing, and I don't think it's (always) done intentionally to set up comedy bits as you seem to think, it's just a part of her personality -- or a character trait, if you will. Again, I do understand that it won't appeal to everyone.I do also think she's wittier than some people give her credit for but I'd have to cite examples and I don't really feel like doing that right now. Interesting read once again, hope you have a nice night.
>>29696464I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate what you do for these threads, even if it seems small. I'd probably do something similar if I didn't feel drained all the time.Assuming you wrote this pasta, of course.
So did Ame do those singing lessons her interviewers told her to get?
>>29696603>>29696584They corrupted Towa too, Towa...
>>29696522>got 3 things doneI literally only watched holos. Didnt even eat. Didnt even jackoff. Youre more productive than me.
>>29696603People forget how sexy roboco's full body looks
I can still remember Watame's 3D and how amazing it was seeing her in 3D for the first time
>>29696509imagine if gura came over to your house and started making fun of the contents of your medicine cabinet
>>29696479Thanks for this
>>29696603Her ass is very erotic
reminder that Mori was wearing a fucking cape during her archived karaoke session
>>29696505Ame controls me now... It's impossible to escape her grasp...
>>29696520I picked up Borderlands 2 for the first time a few months ago. I thoroughly enjoyed it.Mind you, I rarely play video games anymore.
>>29695744This.Skill aside, what really matter is confidence to start a conversation.
>>29696389That guy is here, isn't heSaw that Kiara MV posted here and then he tweeted it out almost instantly
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254ogeyRead all, that was some valid points, it's okay to dislike sloppy, i hope she will improve with time
>>29696648ok
>>29696626No lol but the fact she can’t sing is even better
>>29696553I think it need some more edit here and there in the lyrics but man you gotta do this cover.
>>29696634We're just lucky she's wearing her hoodie. Would not be able to handle her regular costume.
>>29696626Doubtful, but the fact she decided to add another karaoke before her promised Christmas one shows she's not running away from singing at the very least.
>>29696454'23'
>>29696638I only have Tylenol in mine. Not much to work with.
>>29696662If she improved her zatsudans, which were my only issue with her, she will improve in everything with time.
>Toi>Int 18
>>29696698don't worry, she did
>>29696540>>29696540>>29696540>>29696540
>>29696688tarrasque...
>>29696688Toaw...
>>29696645She dresses up in full cosplay every stream to get into character
>>29696658he is lolif you are here thanks for supporting my oshi, love you anon
>>29696658who, top? Yeah hes here
>>29696464Loving Ame!Marrying Ame!Teasing Ame in games!Karaoke with Ame!Singing badly to make Ame feel better!Sharing a large scarf with Ame while under a blanket watching movies and anime!Waking up and finding out it was all a dream!
you know, it just hit me. Ame is a time traveler so the Watson concoction is probably humanitys ultimate achievement in the chemical field. Given that it can even put fear into eldritch beings. Ame probably travels to the future often too
>>29696575Thank you. I'm going to work on it when I wake up in the morning.
>>29696300Forbidden knowledge...I kneel
>>29696716I can hear this soundless webm
>>29696645What's this?
>>29696727Based
>>29696405Wouldn't be nearly as bad if he didn't insist on some ranking that put Kiara's chicken voice singing way above Gura's sitting down performance.
>>29696645And I thought Kiara would cosplay herself first
>>29696608You're probably accessing an old cached version of it in your browser, I just tried it and I was able to retrieve one of the recent Hololive Global threads (>>29690612). Empty your cache and hard reload. If not, check your routing.
>>29696688I'm pretty sure no one is even noticing twap on the fight
What would their lives be after graduating?
>>29696688Is Towa autistic?
>>29696725wait is she from the future or the past
>>29696724I can't decide if that brief happiness would be worth the despair afterwards.
>>29696226>and I remember someone mentioning in /hlgg/ at some point that she was talking about making that into her signature laughDuring one of her MC streams, she talked about how she had originally planned to make that her signature laugh but even she saw the cringiness in it and never bothered. Now she does it as a form of self-derisiveness. She isn't doing it genuinely.
>>29696603>>29696584robocco is so hot lads...
>>29696759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
>>29696300i hate myself for not thinking of this
>Open Gura stream>She's showing her asshole to the camera again>Close streamWhen's Mori?
>>29696725You think more about their character's lore and story than they do, anon. I wish they did care enough to make little additions and make things interesting between them.
>>29696744Mori was fanning her sweaty tits during a stream but said she was cooling her cape and this anon believed her.
Watame...
>>29696575Oh, I also made sure to copy the original post number so I can make sure to credit you. Figured I'd let you know.
>>29696686No one would be able to handle this outfit
Wtf are these posts?
>>29696759Depends on why they are graduating I guess. Could be great could be Aloe's
I want to feel justified in feeling like shit.Give me your most depressing rrats /hlgg/
>>29696759What if they still do it while being 60+ years old?
>>29696532I think her 500k singing thing might have been legitimate, or at least, as a euro with a bad sleep schedule I didn't know about it until I woke up and it was wrapping up.
>>29696759raising their many children that they had with eachother
>>29696782What are you gay?
>>29696788wataburger....
>>29696240>but she didn't follow through with it and seemed to almost lack confidencenoticed this for a while now and lately i've come to accept these moments as one of the more interesting parts of her personality. she has enough self awareness to realize when her jokes are falling flat, but from here you can see just how much effort she's putting in trying to keep the stream interesting by continuously making gags, even if they're shit a lot of the time. the awkwardness and lack of confidence makes it both relatable and very endearing imo and is what draws me to keep watching her in the first place, though i agree it may put off a lot of people
>>29696758She has the dumb, yes.
>>29696768here's the clip of her explaining thathttps://files.catbox.moe/vfblnj.mp4
>>29695472The thread feels like they failed a daughter and are doing their best to make sure gura doesn't end up the same way so they become overprotective.
How do you even play one of these TRPGs in just a short hour session? The explanations itself is going to take up half the stream.
>>29696759Hopefully Gura’s roommate achieves her dream of becoming a professional VA
>>29696787I DU
I wanna watch vtubers on tv but I know youtube will spew ads at me.
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>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254Interesting pov, I think she might be slightly afraid of having dead air and not being "funny shark girl" a 100% of the time, it's like having a song with no silences or breaks anywhere, it becomes a bit exhausting after a while and it doesn't allow you to take in what you've just listened to.her scatterbrained behavior is endearing, but I think she's still trying to find her footing when it comes to entertaining a large audience, she'll get better as time goes on.
>>29696412I asked forTop 10 Hololive singers a few days ago. No one ever mentioned her.
>>29696759Unironically probably they'll just start doing it on and off for fun. Like Nic Cage just being in every shitty movie ever because he loves to act except they won't need to pay off a dinosaur skeleton theft debt
>>29695367All me.
>>29696799Next year Kiara is moving back to Australia and Mori will be alone in Japan
>>29696759judging from idolfaggotry since vidfyagaming isn't really going away, iM@S OG crew lasted for 15 years and were still doing live concerts until the 'rona hit, I'd assume the Holos will be here for a good long while.
>>29696784Why the hell does a phoenix have a fast food restaurant anywayShe's also a warrior? She has a sword and shieldWhy is she streaming games on youtube that's like two other jobs to focus on
>>29696405He was actually pretty based because he remained pretty objective.
i wish the EN girls used different Bgm`s during their streams, Polka used this and it is pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcmVtMqxqZY
>>29696799Gura will outlive all of her friends except Mori. Kira only has 2 respawns left so she won’t stay in this dimension. Slowly Mori and Gura will spend their days getting drunk off of cheap wine and reminiscing of the good old days.
>>29696823Who's DMing?
>>29696724Fuck, you had me going there for a second. Now I'm too sad to go to sleep.
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254This is some top tier autism, but an interesting read none the less.I'll just say this though, I think the "res ipsa loquitor." point you were going on about was inflated a lot more than usual due to the nature of the game. Soma kind of encourages you to pick up and rifle through random shit either so you can find something useful or so you can find something to use to distract the monsters with. There's a lot less of this stuff in games with a clear goal.
>>29696851Is Mori even going to be able to stay in Japan after her teaching gig finishes? Surely Cover can sponsor her visa if she wants to stay, right?
>>29696412that sluggish slur she does into every single note is so annoying
>>29696802Would be based, woman can VA convincingly until pretty late, and the whole beauty of the chuuba is that I can find the girl cute and enjoyable no matter what she looks like behind.
>Showing your Kiara to your newborn child>He starts numberfaggingWhat do?
>>29696835anon...
>want to draw something for my holobros>all my art looks horridI promise ill be good enough before hololive dies...
>>29696802Botan...
>>29696868Your best Friend.
>>29696520because the rpg stuff is what adds variety to the game, and why its probably a better collab game than most shootersits kinda like smash bros, you can go full autism or you can go full retard, and still have a good time
>>29696412Duet with Mori, onegai comet. Teach her your ways
>>29696768Reminder she tried during debut and it was CUTE
>>29695459MoriRene!!! Yeah!!
>>29696881>Things Cover Should Do For Their Talents.txt
>>29696799Eventually, when Gura surpasses Kizuna Ai and becomes the number one vtuber on the planet, everyone will stop collaborating with her. The chumbuddies will have become so many that even an accidental slip up during a collab that makes their oshi not look absolutely perfect results in a mob of people attacking the collab partner/partners. Gura winds up losing Amelia when they are forced to confirm on stream that they are not in a relationship, and in order to ease the overwhelming hatred, Amelia and Gura agree to never speak to or about each other ever again. Gura eventually becomes depressed and starts lashing out at her fans, until eventually they fight back, driving the poor girl to graduate and condemn the character of Gawr Gura for ruining her life.
>>29696276>wtf why are their ame whiteknights in my /hlgg/?>makes no mention of the kiara whiteknights/ ironmouse whiteknightsAh yes, I do love my antiAme shills.
>>29696835
>>29696698I think the "thing speaks for itself" is worse, the zatsudans was not that bad, she just started opening up, the third point is actually a killer, but way better than some commedians, improvising is hard.
>>29696905The fact that you compared Borderlands to Smash tells me that you're retarded enough that ignoring you is going to be easier than trying to talk to you on your level.
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254I liked your critiques. It's nice to see someone critically evaluate a stream, rather than treating it as purely disposable entertainment sans artistic merit. I'm not the biggest Gura fan, but I think she's already made strides from her debut, and expect her to improve further. She's never going to be a Chappelle type who crafts tight and thematically cohesive jokes, but that's obviously not her MO.
>>29696908the payoff from going back to her debut to enjoy that in context was unreal, especially the shy aborted one before she decided to go for it anyway.
Does it hurt knowing any other man will get their hands on your whore oshi except you?
>>29696412that high note tho
>>29696851Mori is building up her JP harem without even realizing, she'll be fine.MoriSuisei heart eating off-collab when?
>>29696759They won't be graduating for a decade or two but if they do I assume Ina would become a VTuber again for fun and I would just follow her around until the end of her days
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254This is not a review. You picked like 3 minutes out of a 3 hour stream and whined about them. Running out of steam in a joke is not a valid criticism, especially considering all the moments you didn't list where she nailed the landing. Complaining about a few references is not a criticism. Also you're clearly ESL due to not understanding humor or sarcasm. Two of the examples you listed were actually hilarious moments. One is an ongoing reference to a funny piece of Gura lore, which is so clearly draped in sarcasm and yet you called it out as some sort of forced and awkward moment. The other was her trying to embarass the girl she was with by waving her underwear around in front of her while she could only look on helplessly. All of these moments she came up with on the fly by herself while streaming a video game and trying to entertain for 3 hours. This was an embarassing review and I expect better when you review the other girls.
>>29696908I posted the absolutely beautiful reaction, thanks for immortalizing me for a bit
Where can I buy Gega Senesis?
>>29696944You tell me, Ayamefag.
>>29696866I don't know why but I imagined Gura finally ending her career returning to Atlantis and being super happy to see again her parents, her home. She's super happy to talk about all she did in Hololive, the people she met, the experiences she had.It gets late and goes to bed. She's trying to sleep, and suddenly it its her:She will never stream with her Hololive friends ever againAnd then starts crying.
>>29696944my oshi is Ayame so....Nakiri "Cocks are Yummy" AyameNakiri "大丈夫?おっぱいもむ?" AyameNakiri "White Christmas" AyameNakiri "40,000 yen an hour" AyameNakiri "I've had bigger" AyameNakiri "Yariman with a Plan" AyameNakiri "The Cock Lover at Cover" AyameNakiri "Condoms are Silly" AyameNakiri "I'd rather Rim than Stream" AyameNakiri "I'll take 肉 over Miko"
>>29696603>>29696584What does SAN mean?Sanity?
>>29696412I'm sorry Suisei is not a good singer, anon. Some people are just not cut out for it.
>>29696944No, Ayame poster, it does not hurt me. Does it hurt you?
>>29696908Wow.
I've watched hundreds of hours of TRPG podcasts and it's weird how it can go from absolute kino if the DM is good and the players are into it, to unwatchable cringe if the players are afraid of roleplaying their characters.How do you think the eventual EN TRPG collab go? I'm leaning more towards the cringe side, Mori is probably the only one that could not give a shit and get into it properly.
>>29696755Weird, I re-loaded it (without doing anything) after you posted and now it's updated. My script is running on google apps script, I just re-ran it and it didn't recognize any new threads so the problem probably lies in my code. Thanks
>>29696983Ame, Ina even talked about it during her debut...
Amelia is pretty lucky to be Walfie's oshi, they make great animations.
>>29696969AAAAAAA
>>29696861Ame has a second type of BGM which is very cute-sounding (some little flute tune) and I think would work fine as BGM for her Minecraft. The piano ditty probably would get annoying going too long but I think the flute would be OK. Gura's tune's melody is a bit too high pitched sometimes so also would start to stick out.I do agree they should have a ton more types of BGM however, the JPs switch it out sometimes especially for Minecraft because it's pretty important not to drive your viewers insane with the BGM. I mean they can't all have Pekora's, but they can have at least something different besides their greeting/ending/SC read music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlHPVep-2K8
>>29696944No.I already have partner, this is just a hobby..
>>29696952Believe it or not I took a lot of notes, I wrote down a lot more examples of what I was saying, but I didn't want to be long-winded in listing all of them.
>>29695629This is the part of "idol culture" that attracts people to it but often neglected in favor of using purityfagging and unicorn-ism to disproportionately characterize the culture.
>>29696226Interesting to see a completely humorless individual try and break down comedy as if it's a science. Thanks for the effort.
You know, if Ina, Ame, and Gura played CoC they wouldn't even need to make characters. I'm pretty sure a detective, a cultist, and a deep one are pre built in the game.
>>29696983Yes.
>>29696993Mori would obviously get really into it, but I think you guys are underestimating how much Ame and potentially even Ina can get into character.
>>29697000Those little sketches about all the interesting moments are great too.
>>29696890Hey, that's what a good dad is
>>29696626I doubt the interviewers even imagined she'd be as bad as she is.
>>29696908i remember thatwhat a silly little character
>>29697012sure bud
>>29696996No problem.Watchya doing anon?
>>29696900Is based and I love her!
This is going to be Haato's best HoloEN collab yet.
>>29696254>It's thoughtless, freewheeling, sloppy, and I'm sure it relies heavily on me liking her in the first place in order for me to get any enjoyment from it.This seems like something that applies at least half the content that appears in longer streams just by virtue of streams being too long for any streamer to have any higher level prolonged performance of making things entertaining.
>>29696993Is there anymore of Ame's adventures
>>29696459I would say her drunktard abusive father and mother which refuse to give her, her money is already pretty bad, she is relying on gift cards and physical gifts
>>29696698She needs to actually hold zatsudans to improve on them, unless you count Minecraft streams in which case you can almost feel the moment when she runs out of material.
>>29696908cute
>>29696626Might end up like Noel's singing lessons, where her coach literally quit on her.
Hololive DnD>Professional DM>in 3D>equipable items>multiple backgrounds>staff playing enemies>acting out battles>3D puzzles>in EnglishWould it beat Critical Role?
THIS IS THE CUTE GIRL THAT IS IN MY EARS EVERYNIGHT
>>29697029>>29696993if they ever play WoD,w hat classes would they pick?
>>29696412This is ok. She's obviously practiced hard but her voice doesn't have wide appeal.
>>29697014Not the guy you're replying to, but you might as well post the notes just for some sort of credibility.
>>29696993The girls did jobs that required them to roleplay in the past and those who didn't are interested in playing it. It'll be fun and kino, the hardest part is maintaining the players' attention since Amelia, Shark, and Kiara are balls of unpredictability. Mori has to at least test run a short campaign before they get to streaming.
>>29697009>it's pretty important not to drive your viewers insane with the BGM.TOO FUCKING LATEHA CHAMA CHAMA
>>29697045God look at those hips and thighs.... I want to breed this La Lion...
>>29696412Suisei sounds more natural doing ikebo part in 神様、仏様 than speaking in her regular streaming voice.
>>29697045My goodness. Is this what a delicious sex lion looks like?
i think gura's eye flickering actually has been remedied somewhat.
>>29697061So whose worse Noel or Ame?
>>29696933so get this, Krieg has a skill tree that's based entirely around lighting himself on firefunniest shit I ever seen
>>29696993>moriswears she remembered being better at being the GM, endless spaghetti >kiaratrying to have gay sex with npcs, doesnt understand the point of the game>inadoesnt understand the presumably 1920s-1950s setting but goes along with everything, will roleplay poorly but cutely>guratries to fight everything, gets in way over her head, roleplay is convoluted and endearing to, surprisingly, no one>ametries to rules lawyer her way out of bad situations despite not having read the rules, strongest roleplayer
>>29696254>>29696240>>29696226I appreciate this critical analysis, in-depth looks like these are prime studying material for any vtubers looking to join HoloEN gen 2. In fact, those people really should be studying and watching as many streams as possible.
>>29697064
>>29697014Dude, you fucked up even reviewing even these few moments, burn your notes and never even think of doing this stupid embarrassing shit again.
>>29697009>it's pretty important not to drive your viewers insane with the BGM.Supachatto arigatoSupachatto dayoSupachatto arigatoTottemo ureshiiyo
>>29696759Based on her track record Ame will almost definitely keep vtubing regardless of audience size, Mori will try to transition into music full-time, Ina does vtubing as a hobby while leaning into illustration more and more, Kiara transitions into management, Gura stays in the industry somehow as a performer.
>>29697055Isn't she trying to get her mother away from the father with her streaming?Was the abuse before she joined Holo or after?
>>29696952Oh and there was another joke I liked in my notes, I'll just timestamp it instead of describing ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQAcWQ8mlUQ&t=41m35sCredit where it's due this made me smile
>>29696877>>29696952That was an review, not to his taste, but was an valid review, not about the game, it's clear his intent and points, while not agreeing with him in some points i can understand his viewpoints
So who here likes patting hairless cats?
>>29697045Even the swimsuit is sponsored by Adidas, Kek.
>>29696993Let's judge based on how good they are sticking to lore kayfabe. Ina and Mori, in different but similar ways, both stay very in character even if that character is just themselves with a new paintjob. Kiara bounces between super in character and almost doxing herself, but I think she could do it. Gura and Ame both don't lean heavily into their character except for a few elements, so they'd be the murder hobos of the group, which is good to have to drive the campaign forward.Given Mori is going to be the DM, I think that the party of the other 4 would have a good dynamic, and Mori will keep things going without railroading. The real problem is them finding enough time to play every week.
>>29696993I don't really know how easy it will be for people who are already playing a character to play another character on top of that, although maybe it will work in their favour since they can get more immersed in ther PC.
Anyone else has these two as their favorites?
>>29696506I’m pretty sure Ironmouse tweeted at Moro first. Their interactions have seemed fairly friendly, and it would be cool if they ever had the opportunity have some sort of collab together. Idk though. That opens up Hololive to collabong with all sorts of western vtubers. Personally, I would fucking love that. But I can’t imagine the autistic fury of people seeing Melody or Nyanners interact with Hololive.
>>29696993Moris date stream has convinced me that she could set up some good stuff if she gives herself enough prep time
>>29697095This is accurate.Would be kino as hell, I wouldn't miss a single episode.
>>29696799Your oshi will eventually graduate and want nothing to do with you anymore, she might not even be online all that often anymore. All her streams will eventually be pulled down, people will try to archive everything but some weeks/months worth of streams will be lost. All your memories of her and the good times you had will be fuzzy. You'll never be able to relive those memories, youll never be able to talk to her or the anons here, no one will care but you.
>>29697114Proof that Ame is a lesbian
>>29697014Okay should we compare notes so I can list out every time she was incredibly funny or clever? Also I don't know how you didn't mention anything but her attempts at humor, as if these girls were hired to be comedians.
>>29697014Thanks friend for your effort
>>29697095That actually sounds pretty accurate>tries to rules lawyer her way out of bad situations despite not having read the rulesCan't believe I didn't think about that, fits her so well and sounds fucking hilarious.
>>29696954Only from booth babe Amelia working E3
>>29697097>critical analysisFucking lol
https://youtu.be/YQAcWQ8mlUQ?t=1806gura.....
>need to wake up in 6 hours>haachama collab in 30 minutes
>>29697095Yeah this sounds about right.
>>29697134This has quickly become my favorite unity pic.
>>29697081
>>29697114that seems really gross to touch
>>29696254>It's thoughtless, freewheeling, sloppy, and I'm sure it relies heavily on me liking her in the first place in order for me to get any enjoyment from it.Congratulations, you've figured out that people enjoy watching characters they like. I'll let you in on a secret. No one but maybe some /v/ tourists are watching for the game. If you want serious gameplay, you should play yourself, or at the least not watch a woman play. People watch her play horror games for the cute screams and panic. If she fills time in between spooks with dumb props lazily strewn about by the developers, no one minds because it's more entertaining than either silently walking from point A to point B, or tuning in to whatever deep themes the game wants you to be pondering.Her job is to entertain. Sometimes that dovetails with what the game is offering, and sometimes she has to carry it herself. She does a good job in both cases. And when her distracted meandering doesn't go anywhere, she still manages to be endearing.https://streamable.com/4p2ist
>>29697138You’re wrong. She’ll live on inside my heart!
>>29697138i can say with absolute certainty that there is presently a complete archive of gawr gura's hololive content. i will not allow a single frame of her work to be lost.
>>29697155It's overcooked, you can watch archive.
>Incident ends up causing a young Amelia to bawl her eyes out>She grabs her prized possession and confort item, her grandmother's old watch, and locks herself in a safe spot and she's crying>Amelia alone crying in her closet as a child>Holding the watch as tears roll down her face, due to her uncontrollable shaky hands she loses her grip on the watch>She gets frightened and instincts cause her to quickly grab for it>She accidentally presses down on the watch header and it throws her forward in-time, as she time travels for the first time>Amelia wakes to find herself almost than 2 dozen years in the future>Frantically looking around and trying to figure out what's going on she starts to panic and run towards a random house and bangs on the door>It's the ancient one's household, where Ina, already taken over by the ancient ones as well as already acquainted with her current times Amelia after she started her investigation, answers the door.>Amelia is shocked and horrified by experiencing the ancient ones first hand and it immediately scars her>Ina is confused about why her friend Amelia is at her door in a child-like form when they didn't meet until she was much older >As having infinite knowledge of time and space, the ancient ones explain the cosmic event to Ina and she explains what appeared to have happened to the frightened girl>After sometime, The Ancient One manages to reactivate the watch and throws Amelia back into her current time>Amelia returns to her current time in shock and scared by the lasting impression of the Ancient God's.>Because she felt normal compared to AO, over the years Amelia forgets the face of Ina but ends up devoting her early life into investigating the phenomenon that occurred to her as a child>This leads her to a career as a detective as well as made her dive into the unknown horrors of the world >This leads her into investigation AO, the reaper, the Phoenix and the SharkBoom. There's your lore.
>>29697138>and want nothing to do with you anymoreThat's probably already true though.Let's be real most of our oshis wouldn't touch us with a 10 foot pole.
>>29697155go to sleep anon, it is just overcooked
>>29697138Anon, that's not a narrative, that's just life.
>>29696479Thanks brother, this is a very good reading of the post.
>>29697138you're mean
>>29696993Chicken had a blast with the yakuza characters, so I'd say depends how well they flesh out their chars.Keep it to something simple, like say make money to safe the wife back home.
>>29697133its good to keep busy, but Mori is actually fucking autistic about work. So much so that shes hasn't streamed for 3 fucking days now. We get it Mori, you have a lot of projects at work and Hololive isn't easy to do with a job that's securing your visa alongside it but god damn space your projects out you dumb workaholic
>>29696254I like Gura in collabs and I'm happy for her success, and I like her singing, and I wish her all the best. But this is actually a pretty accurate description of why I don't watch any of her solo streams.
>>29696412Cometfags getting uppity again?
>>29697127Yeah, but I don't watch every Gura stream like I do for Kiara.
My biggest fear is that the holos think we're losers for watching an anime girl making silly noises. Is there any evidence to support/deny this narrative?
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254As someone else who isn't a huge fan of Gura or her usual brand of humor (I still like her and watch her when I can), these comedic devices sound pretty par for the course for streamers. I think you've made me realize that streamer humor is not really that sophisticated outside and maybe it's down to superficial preferences who we find funny or not.
>>29696881I can't be absolutely sure, but when she was talking about finishing up with her teaching she didn't seem concerned about it, and I doubt she's moving back to the states if she can help it, in fact she already spoke about moving again within japan at some point. at the very least, applying for a different type of visa when one expires would at least cover her until she gets rejected and then some additional time to prepare to leave.
>>29697197am i the only one who thinks she sounds kind of like a barking dog?
>>29697171Based on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416oHUbc59A&feature=youtu.be&t=11903The new information we got today.Obviously.
>>29697167Anon its been like 2-3 months, I expect them to work in hololive for maybe 5 years.
>>29697158It needs an old hand holding it.
> The two worst gamers of EN> Haachama wont be able to give or follow instructionsChrist this is going to be a train wreck of a stream what were they thinking?
>>29697009Another important note is I think most Holos actually have two BGM tracks generally. I don't know if they all do but it's pretty damn common they have more than one. Another one that's pretty damn good for Minecraft is Aqua's - coincidentally some of the strongest JP MC streamers have really nice BGM that goes endlessly for MC. Her alt BGM aka the main Minecraft music is fucking greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-wyKW5igf4While her normal loading screen music ... well, we'd all go insane hearing this for more than 20 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrFWWl_PDK8
>>29697113I don't know why you gave me a (You), I wasn't disagreeing with him either, I'm just saying that the game had a noticable effect on the kind of humour Gura used.
>>29696658LFTT is an anon here, yeah.
>>29697044Something that could be done more easily and effectively with existing tools. just fetching the json of archived threads, thinking of eventually doing numberfag stuff. Like matching up chan activity to streaming schedules
>>29697087For now Noel has more SOUL, but I'm following Ame's career with interest.
>>29697014>>29696952>>29696240>>29696254It may sound weird but you don't have to be a comedian to be entertaining, anyway.Just like I could post myself dancing naked while screaming "GURAGURAGURACUNNY" and I would get 70 (You)s and people dying from laughter. Am I a comedian? No I'm just a fucking clown.I'm not going to argue on whether Gura is an A class comedian, but just pointing out that.
>>29697193Please andastd, deadline for Chikin's MV is literally tomorrow.
>>29697138Everything is transient. It's this impermanence that imbues life with meaning.
>>29697140Do it and prove then, instead of just bitching of what you don't like
>>29696702>Str 8Imagine overpowering her and forcing her into a mating press.
>>29697167Incredibly based.
>>29697138Jokes on you, Im literally buying a fuckton of NAS just to archive all of their shit. I don't want a repeat of Eilene's lost media
>>29697226Sounds promising, I'll keep an eye out for that whenever you finish it. Ganbatte anon!
>>29697127Yes.
>>29697217i've already got adequate capacity planning numbers for that and it'll be no problem. the only challenges i am facing are adequate automation for guerrilla streams and promoting redundant recording by others to cover outages.
>>29696412fuck /hlg/ I think comet is CUTE
>ctrl+f "Moona">0/0 results foundI wish Moona would stream more
>>29697221I'm gonna laugh if Haachama ends up being the best of the cooks.
>>29697138This is true.
>>29697202Honestly they're as "losers" as us, mos of them like anime or related topics, they just happen to make money pretending to be said anime girls for us.
>>29697140I was specifically talking about her sense of humour. I've been harsh on her sense of humour before and people in the threads have told me that I "obviously don't watch her streams" so I decided I'd try to watch one and keep an open mind.If you have specific examples of times she was funny then I welcome you to just give me a few examples. I'm not trying to be harsh, I'm mostly just trying to analyze what it is that I personally dislike about it and explain it with reference to the material itself instead of being vague. And I have said there are at least a few times she was actually funny.
>>29697228Do it.
>>29697195Guras brand of humor filters me hard, a month ago i started to only watch her clips and i am much happier for it
>>29696226Here's the other half of my payment:rrat
I love you all!
>>29697140Dude it's a subjective review, not his effort to prove some holistic anti-gura theorem. Ease up.
>>29697064Bro, that's a robot.
>>2969722166 minutes incoming
Alpha Team>Watame (A-Team Leader who embodies the strength and ferocity needed to destroy any and all opposition to complete the mission)>Coco (Heavy weapons)>Miko (Demolitions/CQB)>Kiara (Air Support)Bravo Team>Aki (B-Team Leader who provides most of the moral support for the unit and keeps morale at its highest)>Mel (Designated Marksman)>Marine (Overwatch)>Gura (Radio Guy)Mission Support Team (on standby)>Subaru (C-Team Leader, but also handles logistics, administrative duties, and other mundane tasks required for the mission that no one else wants to do but needs to get done)>Choco sensei (Medical Support)>Moona (Vertical Engineer)>Amelia (Intelligence Analyst)
Would you watch a HololiveEN collab stream where they all play DND?Pick the DM and what class everyone plays
>>29697202narrative instantly destroyed when you consider how all of them were big fans of hololive before joining although i dont know about mori. i swear to god im not trying to start shit, but i havent watched her enough to know whether she was a big fan
>>29697127These two were my joint favorites in the start.I've been watching more Kiara than Gura lately, but they're still my top two.
>>29697111Yes she still loves her mother but she said if she doesnt divorce him she would run away alone, and yes abuse was before hololive , she said she waa lucky to be born female , because he is only throwing things at her. Unfortunately her lil brother was not so lucky
>>29697257I wish you luck anon. You face a hard and long road, especially if your doing it for multiple girls. I know that the anons here appreciate your efforts.
>>29697222Anon it's late, stop posting lewd pics like this that make me want to grab those onion cheeks
>>29697127Yeah. Can't catch Gura's live streams as frequently as I would like to, though.
>>29696412https://youtu.be/CN-tuLGf5K0?t=1634
>>29697109>Ina does vtubing as a hobby while leaning into illustration more and moreshe's already a professional illustrator, how tf are you gonna lean more into illustration
>>29697288I'll just homebrew everything because DnD fucking sucks
>>29697170>not being here to shitpost when Calli reads the Akasupas
>>29697171Not gonna lie, that's pretty rad as a theory. It would explain why a normal guy would suddenly dive so hard into the paranormal as being scarred as a child would work well with what we learned.
>>29697269Yeah she usually gets a couple great, very clippable moments in her streams, which is probably one of the causes of her success.
'Cause every time I see your bubbly faceI get the tingles in a silly place
>>29697062needs something to pull the audience in, maybe votes or it's a war campaign and chat gets to be the nameless scout legion and has solve things before the players can set out.Also toss in some song powered mechanics.
>>29697281ロボ「子」, 子!
>>29697260I'd love to post about Moona but she's on "break".
>>29697298i'm focusing only on gura, but if she's offline then i'll frequently record others if it seems like there's a risk of loss. soon i need to work on a screen recording workflow as a backup in case something catastrophic happens with the stream ripping tools. the storage is the easiest part.
Calli, please pick up the phone...
>>29696799I'm emotional after seeing this. My finger is tingling.
>>29697304tell me about comet, why do anons hate her?
>>29697310It's not on her channel.
Jesus fucking Christ. 4chan is not your blog.
>>29697255thanks!
>>29696254top tier autism but an actually fun read thanks anon this was an interesting perspective
>>29697310Retardchama...
>>29697332her phone is currently processing a part of Kiaras MV because her computer couldn't handle all of it pls andastand
>>29697341i saw a really cool spider today
>>29697202I don't know what they think, but I'm a loser anyway, so I guess there's that.If you have the rest of your life in order there's no reason to feel ashamed of your hobbies, anon.
>>29697228Go on then. I'm looking.>>29697265That was good and fun read dude. Schizos always lurk
>>29697284Hey the festival was last weekend
>>29697288>Would you watch a HololiveEN collab stream where they all play DND?People who aren't invested in DnD are the worst people to watch try to get into DnDNot even cringe kino, just awful shit.
>>29697339Goddammit, I guess I'm going to sleep too
>>29697341I think Gura is really cute and funny, I want her to be happy
>>29697291She was a big fan of underground literal who japanese net rappers instead, she understands pet passions that aren't mainstream. She was not a Holo fan at all, though she had collabed with a couple of indie vtubers on music.
I'm hungry and I need you're strongest portions
What new Gura lore was gotten from the SOMA stream
Someone is being really cute right now. I wish all the best for them.
>>29697361I don't have any part of my life in order
>>29697379she made a weird sandwich
>>29697327I know. Any idea how long her break is going to last? Or at least appear in a rogue minecraft session?
>>29697296I am legit horrified. Wishing her the best and subbing to her fanbox
>>29697379Her diet is still fucking awful
>>29697234on the contrary, its the things that remain that will be the most precious. When you're 70 you wont remember anything called "Hololive"
>>29697171This was a nice read anon. From what we know, I can imagine that the version they were working on is probably somewhat similar to this (albeit less dramatic perhaps), so I like this a lot.They probably won't mess with their lore much at all going forward so your effort is appreciated.
>>29697127How do you guys feel about there still being no duo collab between these two? How would it turn out? I don't think they have any real chemistry together.
>>29697341I'm growing an avocado plant on my porch.
>>29697222Yet another example of alt BGMs -Old Korone - made no sense really, just generic Japanese-y sounding stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VOu_HrS7McNew Korone - Fits her being a retro gaming enthusiast perfectly, also just sounds cooler.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m604_34T4TYI noticed also that Towa changed her Minecraft BGM on the fly lately, there's nothing preventing the EN holos from experimenting. The default Minecraft music hardly ever comes on and if they're afraid of drilling in too hard with their normal BGM they can try alternative ones. It helps makes things more lively especially for long hauls of building/digging stuff.
>>29697375Have a fat shark, pikame
>>29697405we will discover next week
>>29697265I appreciate it as a chumbuddy. It's interesting analysis and you make your bias clear.
DM Mori when!?!
>>29697260Soon.. The moon will rise again.
>>29696254I haven't been watching the Soma streams because in all honesty, I'm not really interested in the genre. I can say that yeah, I understand where you're coming from in the realms of Gura making a joke and then just throwing it away but as others have explained, that's kind of just how it is when it comes to livestreaming in general. You're not going to be able to make a golden joke every minute for more than an hour and a half. Honestly, comedy isn't really so much the problem as it is her not really getting too invested sometimes. I think that's just something she does, removing herself from the context of the game like I believe you said earlier. Honestly I wish she was more immersed in the games she plays, since even without comedy that just creates way more memorable moments in general. Regardless, it's 2:30 so I'm gonna end this essay here. I like Gura, but I completely get why you don't and that is perfectly ok.
>>29696412"suisei can't sing" has been a meme since before EN
>>29697296Hey wait a minute. I recognize that plot line
>>29697380POLK NO DONT DO IT
>>29697260I was gonna say, don't blame us for not talking about her when she's literally not doing anything lately. She's in the middle of some kind of move/tough situation with her PC at the moment however, so I'm cutting her some slack. IDs overall seem generally much more sporadic in streaming; Risu did jack shit for a couple weeks straight recently etc.
>>29697339I would not put it past her to read one during the intro or outro just to send the thread into meltdown.
>>29697397Maybe she can stop stretching a burger for 4 meals or rice porridge for 3 days with the around 3k she'll got just from today.
>>29697375God I wish there was a cooking Vtuber who started every stream with a montage of making the food they're talking about onstream that day.
>>29697405Kiara might be able to bridge the gap with her overwhelming extrovert power IRL but there's nothing she can do over a discord call. Any collab will be extremely awkward.
>>29697296...I have a newfound hate for nijiniggers
>>29697165No I'm not watching for good gameplay, or the game itself, but I am watching to see the holo interact with the game. I think they're best when they play off of it. There's nothing wrong with playing with props to fill dead air when wandering around, but when the games handing you content and you miss it because you're doing the streaming equivalent of dangling keys infront of a baby, it feels like a wasted opportunity.I don't mean this in a "The streams are bad" way either. I enjoyed them, but I do think just dismissing the game as irrelevant is a mistake.
>>29697405They are collabing next week, its most likely going to be jap lessons.
>>29697375will this rrat be enough for you Pika?
>>29697426the thing that's most appealing to me about gura's sense of humor is specifically that she's not like a comedian trying to thread jokes together. she just wanders around rambling and reacting to things and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. that guy's never going to be happy and he should do his own thing.
>>29697341just cummed to myself in the mirror
>>29697372>indie vtubersalthough they're not hololive, i guess this is good too since that would mean she's still pretty aware of how this industry works at least. hope she ends up collabing with indies who deserve some exposure
>>29697404Thanks! I was kinda upset the post went unnoticed. I think it adds a really cool dynamic to Ame and why she would be so interested in the occult. I wish my drawing skills and writing skills were better so I could flesh it out. I think I'm gonna try to make it a full write up when I wake up tomorrow.
>>29697336Same reason /hlgg/ hated Mori early on, mostly schizos and falseflaggers shitting up the thread because there are more Suifags than Sorafags, AZKifags, and RBCfags. Most of the time they keep claiming that Mori/Suisei is a better singer than Gura to rile up the chumbuds, and then the whole thread goes to shit.
>>29697437She definitely will
>>29697220This ones good too.
>>29697308become 2d
>>29697437It's not going to be on her channel during the intro or outro either.
>>29696412Comet is just good but not really amazing.There are many better singer in hololive, just ask hlg and hlgg.
>>29697221Mori actually knows this game retard
>>29697391You're not alone it that I guess, there's a bunch of neets in these thread. Just do your reps, whatever they are.
>>29697460pottery
>>29697171What if this poster is Amelia explaining the rest of her lore to us..
>>29697426>You're not going to be able to make a golden joke every minute for more than an hour and a half.I don't think that's what he's asking for I'm not the guy you are responding to, but to me I just wish she'd slow down a little and not rush from point to point so quickly
>>29697443Considering what Gura said, they seem to be good friends.
>>29697393Probably a week if i had to guess, so a couple more days. I doubt it would be three like Coco and Chama had.Just waiting for the tism to die down.
>>29697471dont underestimate her
You go into your kitchen and hear this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz83EADzLVIWhat do you do?
>>29696226>>29696240>>29696254Please give an example of a stream(er) that has good comedy.
>>29697261Now that's terrifying.
>>29697477
>>29697296I appreciate that Yagoo tries to give a "second chance" to all these broken girls, but Aloe may have been too broken.
>>29697472>god tierSuisei>not god tiereveryone else
This is why I love Ame.https://youtu.be/416oHUbc59A?t=8379
>>29697465I have a colored version of this one actually and I've been drawing the unity group during different time periods during dead hours.
>>29697202If anything, they were probably relieved after their debuts when they realized people do enjoy watching an anime girl making silly noises in English. All five girls have slowly become more confident in streaming, too.It's okay to like vtubers. They're fans of the whole thing in general too.
>>29697460Literally not true. We quite liked Mori until the podcast news dropped.
>>29697233I'm really curious as to what the scale is going to be like on that, I don't know when she started work on it but she at least seems to be sleeping alright recently.
>>29697412Beautiful
>>29697495kek, nice
>>29697487panic
>>29697458She already got her pet snek a huge viewership by featuring her in her top 15 remix results, so I think she will in the future. Though I wonder if the reason she expanded from top 10 to top 15 was because she felt guilty for putting her RL friends in without being able to say anything
I'm jealous of chumbuds having their Thanksgiving celebration stream be members only, I hope Ame is still able to make her stream comfy with tourists in it.
>>29697479I kinda get the feeling that she starts jokes without know what the punchlines going to be, then says the punchline as soon as she thinks of it, and thats why she ends up rushing to the end.
>>29697489Gura
>>29697465Who is this unity anon that keeps drawing all these MSPaint unity pictures...
>>29697495Kek.
>>29697394She will appreciate it trust me. She is really sweet and always thankful on twitter tomorrow is her second stream and her first stream on yt with gifted pc
>>29697202>Is there any evidence to support/deny this narrative?if kiara hated vtuber watchers she'd have to hate herself given how she's a pekora fangirl
>>29697448Yes peko
>>29697510>the podcast newswhat was this again? I'm not here 24/7
>>29697489xQcOW
>>29697471Which is why she'd only be able to do it during those times by looking at Haachama's chat, anon. Try to keep up.
>>29697503In all seriousness, I really love her streams. She never fails to make me smile.
>>29697507Based. Keep up the good work anon
>>29697228 The whole essay pretty much is a strawman from the argument that Gura is a comedian.
>>29697497I don't think I can take it if we ever get an AmexAloe collab... fuck this thread is so depressing
>>29697511it's gonna be as complex as cursed night at most probably
>>29696412AZKi sing better than comet
>>29697533My peker wants peko
>>29697202If I were them, I'd think that.To quote Gura, LATER LOSERS. Also, you lost if you heard that.
Where my deadbeatbros at? Are you bros ready for our boy's first stream after 3 days, time for our dose of Mori lads! 14 min to go!
>>29696799>He made a gifGod damn I was hoping someone would.
>>29697510Sure as shit didnt feel like it.
>doing my vod reps >5 minutes into watching soma part 2gura>AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AMEwhats wrong with her?
>>29697440After witnessing Haachama cooking, and hearing about what Gura and Ame eat, I don't know if you'd really want to see that ultimately, anon.
>>29697522I'm sure with more time she will be able to not feel so rushed on it
>>29697519To be fair, I think the worst offenders recently are just the backseaters.
>>29697510No, the whole thread liked Mori until the membership drama. The "Mori/Suisei/Gura is the best holo singer happened after Mori's concert">>29697536How fucking nu?
>>29697537Slam desk lmao juicers am I right?
>>29697202How so? Some of them definitely had it worse than most of the people in here. They probably understand (you) as much as your regular faggot on this website
>>29697567She has good taste in holos.
>>29697426>that's kind of just how it is when it comes to livestreaming in generalIt's true that it's a common thing in livestreaming, but you also have streamers like Korone who get REALLY emotionally invested into the stories of the games they play. Not everyone is as detached as Gura is with this game. I would like someone like Korone to play Soma but the JPs right now are distracted by the flavor of the month rice loli game.
>>29697489Pekora, Matsuri, Subaru
>>29697562Doing my Mad Rat reps while I wait. Gotta say that I'm impressed our boy was able to keep time so easily while being out of her mind, even if she was terrible at the platforming part.
>>29697536Like a month and a half ago, half the deadbeats suddenly decided they needed to schizopost to outschizo the schizos. Bunch of doomposting and shitflinging for the month up to the actual release. Then when it finally dropped there was maybe 10 threads max that talked about it.
>>29697223Of course the type of game affects the third point , Soma, DbD, Minecraft has those, she will not use this kind of humour in horror pacman and muse dash. I put the (You) because it will absolutely inflate depending on the game, and not a valid points in his analysis. It's like saying that karaoke doesn't have the third point.
>>29697566Before that happens, I want my Gura's Physics Class
>>29697532>She'd have to hate herselfChecks out.
>>29697503That was a pretty cute outburst
>>29697409Every time I hear this retro BGM I'm tempted to play some old Castlevania type game. And yeah I know who the composer is.
>>29697473She doesn't fucking communicate for shit while playing. This is gonna be a shit show
>>29697567Don't you talk about your girlfriend regularly?
>>29697284On the other side:Alpha Team>Botan (A-Team who is steel-cool in every situation and always knows the path to victory)>Noel (Heavy weapons)>Korone (Demolitions/CQB)>Suisei (Air Support)Bravo Team>Flare (Charismatic B-Team leader who inspires the loyalty and comradeship of everyone in the unity)>Mori (Designated Marksman)>Okayu (Overwatch)>Pekora (Radio Guy)Mission Support Team (on standby)>Aqua (C-Team Leader who panics whenever SHTF and relies way too much on the tactical Team Leaders)>Lamy (Medical Support)>Roboco (Engineering)>Shion (Intelligence Analysis)Who wins?
>>29697459I'll be keeping an eye out for it if I can, I wish you luck with it.
>>29697562Come for the kino, stay for the cringe
>>29697458This is the vtuber that opened her eyes on the industry, with her hard workhttps://twitter.com/milkyqueen_idol?s=09
>>29697426>that's kind of just how it is when it comes to livestreaming in general.you mean that's just how it is when it comes to twitch streamers
>>29697570My point is less that shes rushing and more that shes got a "Just wing it" style and is throwing out ideas as they pop into her head.
As reminder, the rails are still in this configuration
>>29697562Ready and waiting bro, gonna be a fun collab where they force Haachama to speak Japanese so they can understand her
>>29697459I'm a different anon, but I say go for it! I'd even go so far as encourage you to flesh it out even further and try writing it as narrative fiction, if you feel inspired. Call it fanfiction, but I think transformative work should get credit where it's due.You clearly have the ideas for it.
So, how was Ina minecraft stream?
>>29697566No I mean an actually good cooking Vtuber who was a fairly competent chef who prerecords the cooking montage and the actual stream is a recipe review / explanation
>>29697517>her pet snekWho?
>>29697489Limmy
>>29697481being good friends doesn't translate to amazing chemistry onscreen, they might surprise me but I always imagine a collab between them to be kiara's extrovertness and gura's introvertness clashing into an awkward mess
>>29697562I can't fucking wait, dude. MORI LOVE KIARA LOVE HAACHAMA CHAMAAAAA
>>29696412Suisei and AZKi are better singers than Gura by any measure imaginable, anything else is understandable but baseless loyalty to your oshi.
>>29697564Even during Poggers, we were kinda laughing it off as a joke. The podcast was taking things too far though. Alot of us were legitimately uncomfortable with it.
post your spiciest takamori to get me in the mood for this
I can't stop listening to Gura's Moon Song
>>29697495Mori killing Kiara always makes for the funniest content.
>>29697336Hate isn't the right word, but I hold her to a much higher standard as a singer because that's how she's branded herself. For someone who takes it very seriously and has had months upon months of professional lessons, the end result is incredibly lackluster.
>>29697562Right here, probably going to sleep again right after if she doesn't announce another stream though.
>>29696475I'm glad with what you said
>>29697658past life friend who became a vtuber and was a finalist on Mori's remix contest due to her great remix and nepotism
>>29697562Chopping onions for thanksgiving waiting on the stream to start
Reminder that Hachaama is HoloEN
What state are we currently in right now?
Cringelord of the underworld and the Birdbrain are about to play some mobile trash with Haachama, youre ready bros?
>>29697675My spiciest Takamori is too strong for you /u/fag
>>29695858it's not that unreasonable for her to live with her parents if they have a big enough house or are just patient/deaf enough that her screaming won't bother them all that much. that being said though, I doubt it since we probably would have gotten some indication of that by now. more likely that she lives close to her parents and they just check up on her on the weekends. not even talking about farm or church narratives here, just parents coming to make sure their autistic daughter isn't starving under a pile of trash.
>>29697608It’s not like you really need it everyone just needs to settle into their role
I just want Ame to download the chat selector extension so she never has to deal with non member chat
>>29697645>>29697627I think I willI'll toss it around in my head some more and maybe post it here tomorrow if I have a product I'm happy with.
>>29697336They're literally just jealous. It's okay because coolly rising above her haters is part of her character now.
>>29697661Thats true, though the stream is most likely going to be Kiara teaching Jap to Gura, could be fun.
>>29697699I want to protect this bitch...
>>29697009Speaking of Peko's (awesome) BGM, I might as well point out that this exists and is a good fuckin' lol to have before the next stream starts:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VOu_HrS7Mc
>>29697695no she isn't and i will not watch her streams
Women
>>29697658There was only two vtubers in the top 15, anon, and one of them was an established group. Figure it out!
>>29697727This is true.
>>29697707I wasn't going to watch this, but I'm still awake, so fuck it. I'll bear witness to this clusterfuck.
>>29697562Here and handsome.
>>29697216You're not the only one, although a barking dog is a too harsh. Her technique is good and she does her reps, but the voice is why she's only hitting 20K or so in utawakus.
>>29697489I might get lynched by this but Jimternet Aristocrat
>>29697727be shopping
Why did Gura get so many SCs on her Soma stream?
>>29697562Hope you Deadbros and KFPchads have a fun stream!
>>29697726That's not very based of you anon
>>29697708>You cannot handle my Takamoris, they are too powerfulIs that anon still hanging out here?, that post was great.
>>29697699I'm cautiously hoping we're gonna be in the closer to FUCKING LOVE side for the stream, but no one knows what might trigger the schizos to appear suddenly.
>>29696240The problem with Gura is that she is very much used to dark humor that she is being too careful and has to stop and censor herself if it becomes too NSFW.I really hate this "family friendly shark" narrative because it just doesn't feel like her and limits her entertainment value. I wish she becomes more comfortable with her true self and say whatever the fuck she wants.
>>29697718Wrong bitch, but close!
>>29697487Call an ambulance because someone is going to die, probably me.
Which collab combinations should NEVER happen?Example: Gura + Risu
>>29697729There were 4, anon
>>29696254so Gura is basically the Carrot Top of Hololive
>Alright, TELL me where the last NUT is... or else... or ELSE!
>>29697519She still hasn't told us what Turkey-make even means.
>>29697745Cut+Funny
>>29697718>Funk Goes On intensifies
>>29697755Oh, that bitch. I HATE THIS BITCH
>>29697265I've re-read your posts and I'm even more convinced you are watching the wrong content for your tastes. For some reason you expect all the humor to be physical humor, or her interacting with the game in some way. Those are literally the only things you analyzed. My biggest gripes with your review were that you tried to isolate her humor because that's the only thing you were interested in. Rather than a review or a criticism you were literally just nitpicking a few moments that weren't to your tastes. Her delivery of her jokes is also one of the key points to her humor and there's literally hundreds of moments to analyze in one stream and yet you were focused on her picking up objects? Which actually was funny some of the time. Or how about when she was describing the robot pictograms on the wall? Or her banter with the chat? Or her yelling at the monster? Or her many one-liners in response to events happening on screen? Or when she goes gremlin? I can agree that she picked up stuff a lot and nothing funny came of it. But that's literally all your review says.
>>29697727can't be funny
>>29697769i imagine making hand turkeys
>>29697585it worked tho
>>29697758Coco + Moona again
>>29697713I kind of do too, but I feel like she's too nice for that, and she seem to be her own mod so she need to see what the worst part of chat is saying.Also people would eventually catch on if she only ever reacted to members chat.
>>29697745Go to the archive and find out.
>>29697746Thanks, you too bro!
>>29697489Crying and screaming and farting workout track in your spotters airpods is a modern day work of art joke
>>29697758Ame x BotanTo save Ame the humiliation
>>29697746I want to lick her frosting
>>29697727Am I right?
>>29697768O-Or what?
>>29697758mori and cr1itkal
>>29697745Someone started a USA vs Canada superchat war and it quickly spiraled out of control. Gura didn't even notice until chat was a sea of superchats crowding out normal chat.
Oh, you love Towa? Name every nickname.
>>29697768Do you think gura can tell with her shark nose when ame is on period?
>>29697529>>29697394Can you give me a link to it or at least a hint on how to find it, if you want to be careful? I thought she's done with streaming.
>>29697707fuck yeah
>>29697489MoonMoon
>>29697675
>>29697489Internet Historian
Anyone know what she was reacting to?
>>29697720What the fuck is wrong with Korone?
I want Haachama to start singing Despacito as she plays Overcooked. Mori can do the Daddy Yankee rap bits.
>>29697720Ah fuck had the wrong tab looking at those other posts and got the wrong one.Nousagi meetup -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PoEOtmugXU
>>29697675If you insisthttps://files.catbox.moe/2gwh9e.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/gtkkt2.jpg
Have the CCP chinks stopped harassing Haato? I hardly see any Chinese in the chat now.
>>29697813who?
>>29697758>Gura + RisuWhy?Besides the fact Risu would hate Guras' audience.
Why do I feel uneasy about this collab?
>>29697758Pekora and Kiara
>>29697813>>29696835
Name my band.
>>29697497She also mentioned that because of the abuse she was unable to finish highschool , so yes unless she makes it through music , her future is fucked
Your boy is close to breaking 700k.
HoloEN BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJPBT1IO3o
>>29697699This game is kind of fucking shit for collabs since you have to be so focused that you can barely talk, but I'm optimistic. Also I'm not even going to be on the thread since I'm gonna watch this in bed on my phone, so get fucked antis.
>>29697841Take your meds and wait a half hour.
>>29697828He was jamming to Haachama's opening BGM, which is lit.
>>29697816you stop that
>>29697836chinks fear the reaper
>>29697503Is so fun to see Japanese comments.>アメちゃん無言のキャプチャー切断で草ぁ!
What kind of weird ass combo is Chicken, Mori and Haachama anyway
>>29697758Luna+Gura
Polka only streamed Rice Loli for a little under 3 hours instead of the usual 8+, clearly something is wrong. Give me narratives.
>>29697845Brain Dead
>>29697835muh
>>29697845Salmonella and the boys
>>29695955wait... you mean that wasn't the whole stream?
>>29697836They never did really. It was only when she collab'd with Coco for the most part.
>>29697758>11 killsI wish we got more bloody Ame fanart out of this, and not the ryona kind where she's getting beaten up.
>>29697851So this is TakaMori with their retarded daughter?
>>29697867This is strong
>>29697861kino, thats what
>>29697828this thread
>>29697536>podcast with anitubers gets hinted>deadbeats are victims of a thread meltdown for the third or fourth time (chickenfags dealt with that too, but those don't stick like they do with deadbeats, since every deadbeat meltdown spawns either a new nickname, or a narrative that never goes away)>schizo deadbeats channel their autism and team up with SEAniggers and falseflaggers to deliberately make deadbeats the most hated group on /hlgg/ to "purge the weak"
IT'S COOKING TIME
>>29697861It's the two best japanese speakers in EN plus the second best english speaker in JP
>>29697867
>>29695501Why not send them a message you dolt?
>>29697766Riri, Boogey Vox, and who else? Shannon isn't a vtuber, she just had a drawing for the MV.
HAACHAMAAA CHAMAAAAAAAAA
>>29697835Already have these saved..
It begins
we're live broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJPBT1IO3ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJPBT1IO3ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJPBT1IO3o
How come Haachama's streams are only 720p?
>>29697845Dead chicken soup
>>29697803Ame x Botan Halo coop though
>>29697867Alright this is good.
Always love this intro
>>29697813TowappiTow truckTokyo tower ToeTortellini TopographyTopologistTomato Toward
>>29695356wait...Gura is cutedoes this means...
>HAACHAMA CHAMAAAAAYes, finally!!
Why does Haachama never stream in 1080p
>>29697908Australian internet, please understand
>>29697908Australian internet pls understand
>>29697866she is dead
>>29697907aussie net is ass.
>>29697845Death and tendies
>>29697908She lives in the Land Down Under
>>29697908Australian internet is notoriously shit.
>>29697851>>29697907
>>29697841You're reading too much of this thread.
>>29697908aussie internet pls andastd
So it starts
holy shit Haachama is tiny
SHE'S SO FUCKING SMALL
Chicken please, my ears.
>it's your boy MORIshe's here
>>29697782Fair so let me respond.>Or how about when she was describing the robot pictograms on the wall?I actually realized later that I forgot to mention I did find that funny. I said so here: >>29697110>Banter with the chatTo her credit she has improved at that, I wonder if she wishes her chat were a little more slow paced so she could interact with them more. But she was definitely doing a bit of that in there. It was a little limited by the sheer speed of the chat though. There was some thing for a while where they were talking about Canada and she kept going like "What? What's this about CANada? What do you mean, CANada? What's wrong with CANada?" etc. I didn't really know what to get from that, it didn't exactly bother me so I didn't touch on it.>Yelling at the monsterI did talk about the "muh coffee XD" joke she made in that bit, but yeah I enjoyed when she was actually playing the game and being immersed in it.>Many one-liners in response to events happeningI'm not sure what you're referring to. Maybe I was hyperfocused on her scatterbrained "let's turn everything into a joke" mindset but if you rewatch the stream you'll see that it does happen a LOT.
AHHH MY EARS!
What do you mean I have to watch on Haachama's channel!! I want to watch my boi on her channel
Why does Haachama stream in 4k?
Kiara too loud. Mori having lag.
My ears
Aaahhh yes, the immediate cringekino
>Schizos keep saying "us"You guys need to learn to stop acting like everyone shares your mental illness.
Mori is broadcasting from Hell.
>Haachama>the youngest of the three>still a senpai
The master of chefs
IT'S YA BOI
>Just MoriCalli fags blown the fuck out>Mori immediately going into English teacher intonation草
IMAGINE
QUICK, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS STREAM GONNA END UP?
>>29697841Everyone feels uneasy about this collab
>>29697940>>29697939someone needs to edit the NTR face on Mori and Kiara
>Yo! It's your boy Mori from hololive english!Well there you have it, she's Mori
>your boy MoriCalli is not here today
>>29697758polka gura
>Its yo boyStarting out good already cringing
>>29697891This sucks, but it also feels kinda good to be amongst the strongest deadbeats.
>>29697950Straya Internet, please andastd
You guys weren't bullshitting the you said Kiara's mic really is scuffed.. lol
Please... get someone to adjust your mics...
Predictions for Gura's moral choices in her 3rd Soma stream (HUGE SPOILERS)She'll leave Simon's old body alive. "Well, he'll probably do fine."She won't realize that the WAU choice is a choice.She'll talk to the dying lady in Tau only once, grab the ARK, and run out without attempting to understand why she wants to die.
Haachama, your sound balance reps please
>>29697908In case nobody has mentioned this, she's in Australia
It feels good to hear her voice again...
>>29697957Welcome to being in a Japanese company.
holy shit this audio
>>29696226Yeah I get you dog
>Moris and Kiara's mics are constantly peekingHachama...
Okay, the voice synergy is good. I'm liking it so far
>>29697845>Germany>Alcohol>Red BullThis team is officially called "Jägerbomb". You cannot convince me otherwise.
How to mute Kiara?
Kiara chief of sound design
Aight, Cringe is back on the menu
Anyone feel like Haachama is just gonna be a third wheel? Takamori is already in dire need of more one-on-one screentime, and adding Haachama is gonna distract both of them.
Chammers is loving the Kusotori nickname huh
Does the stream look oddly LQ to anyone else?
>>29697965Cringe
>>29697944>Open the stream>It's Mori instead of Calli>Close the stream
why is the latency from australia so much worse to japanese than to the us?
>>29697908She lives below Mori's underworld.
FIX THE AUDIO ONEGAI
TASUKETEEEEEEEEE
ALSO IM PLAYING IN THE MOUSE!
What a disaster, I love it!
This stream seems like it'll be Mori and Kiara talking over Haachama the entire time
THE COLOR OF MONEY
>>29697969>>29697970Hey. Wouldn't it be funny.. It'd be funny if she knew about our narrative and she introduces herself either as Mori or Calli every stream to show off which persona she's doing that stream? Yeah, she's totally here right... haha....
MORI IS IN CONTROL, CALLI IS ASLEEP
>green like the color money
>the color of money
>I'm green the color of moneyMori...
>the color of moneyYup, sure is Mori
>The color of moneyMONEY MORI IS HERE
MORI YOU CANT SAY MONEY
>The color of moneylmao schizos inbound
>>29697989Reminder that Mori is an experienced recording artist.
MORI "MONEY" CALLIOPE
>the color of moneyCALLI-CHAMA NO
>>29697866The Hololive TTRPG studio stream was after. She did not want to overlap with the company stream.
>>29697976all of them are scuffed...
What's up with Kiara's mic
>I'm green, the color of money
>im a jewrrat
ENTER CALLIOPE 'MONEY' MORI
>Kiara addressing the salmonella
>everyone's mics are fucked>Kiara is gonna blow out everyones ears when she yells kino
Fucking Overcooked again...
>the color of moneydeadbrapps..... our boy is betraying us.....
Kiara don't roast children this early into the stream
>Kiara and Mori both constantly peakingMy ears...
Wow Kiara thats so mean..
>Kiara insulting Hachama in English and she can't understandKiara...why do you keep dissing your senpais!?
>UndercookedThat was funny
>What color are you, Mori>MoneyEvery fucking time
>I AM CURRENTLY THE COLOUR OF M O N E YBASED
>green like the color moneyJesus fucking christ
>>29697980ame, your time travel reps...
>My color is green color of the money!MARIO CALLIOPE STRIKES AGAIN
I fucking respect Haachama for trying so hard to interact with the EN girls despite her english
oy vey
>Green, the color of money
You literally can't see 1/4th of the screen
Hey, stop roasting Haachama, you fuck bird
15k for a collab...
Bravo Kiara bravo
>>29697794That it may have, but it was objectively shitting up the threads for a payoff that wasn't really worth it imo. Kiara antis come and go, why wouldn't Mori antis? Purgeanon made me laugh though, I will give him that.>>29697820vyt archives delta. You should be able to find her.
Kek Mori is defo an english teacher
I'm going to say itHaachama is not a good collab partner
>>29698037Australian internet please understand
>Open stream>Chimkin concernfagging>close stream
Damn, Mori has engaged full English teacher mode
Calliope "I'm green the colour of money" Mori.KEK
>kiara playing as a rratwhat does it mean?
>first time watching haachama>fucking cringe-y luna-esque infantile voice, constant autistic noises.yep. consider me filtered. fuck this bitch.
I like how Mori is speaking a little more slowly. Very nice of her.
>green like the color moneyMori fucking c'mon.
Here's your boythe Ace of Avarice,the Buster of Banks,the Chairman of Cash,the Destroyer of Deposits,the Emptier of Envelopes,the Fiscal Fiend,the Gold Grubber,the Hellish Hustler,the Infallible Income,the Justicar of Jewry,the King of Kane,the Launderer of Lives,the Mors Mortgage,the Nigger of Nippon,the Overlord of Overpayment,the Princess of Paypigs,the Queen of Quebec,the Reaper of Rewards,the Superchat Supermagnet,the Towering Titan of Tithe,the Ultimate Usurper of Usury,the Victorious Viper of Verses,the Weeb Wonder of Wageslavery,the X-treme Master of Aged Slang,the Yeller of the N-Words,the Zealot of Zeroes on her bank accountENTERCALLIOPE the "COWARD""MONEY" MORI
>Welcome to Overcooked 2!Ok Mori just ruined the collab
Mori “More Money” Calliope
KIARAAAAAAA
Undercooked
>the color of moneyTHE NIGGER OF NIPPON
Jesas Kiara calm down my ears can't handle it
>green like the color moneyFucking serious, Mori?
Why is Haachama so small?
Kiara and Mori both have super expensive audio equipment, right? Why are their voices always so bad?
Is this a collab or a fucking intervention?
>>29698070It's late as fuck. I heavily considered just watching the archive.
>my brain is not working
Here I thought the first Ame x Haachama collab was awkward
>>29698051It's Discord audio, not their mics. They maybe should have Mori stream to Haachama's channel to since she's got better internet.
So Mori is in control not Calliope what a shame
more like undercucked
>open stream>chicken's voice is peaking>eardrums explode
I'm going to say it>>29698077 Fuck you
>>29698089My advice is to watch more Haachama
>>29698030doubt
>>29697921>>29697922>>29697926>>29697930>>29697930thought it had to do with her laptopt. aussie streamer who only streams 720p because of pc, not internet
https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt it's relavent again
Kiara's mic is fucking killing me
>>29698109>Women in charge of technology
>Kiara is a rratOgey.
>Open stream>It's FUCKING Overcooked /Ramsay>Don't close stream because I don't want Haachama to feel sad
>>29698077Wrong. Her Ame collab was great.
I'm so used to HoloENs being late that I missed a few minutes.
KEK that description
>Hey Hachama this game is called Overcooked>Which is the opposite of how you cook your disgusting food>Cause you undercook it!Kiara...
YOU DOUBTED HERSHE PROVED YOU WRONG
>green like the color moneyhttps://streamable.com/yekxod
Oh really is listed as foodstuffs
Those are some big girls
>haachama constantly talking over mori>a bunch of fucking voices at once>kiara stops talking because she realizes its pandemoniumyeah. fuck this. cringe fucking social interaction with this retarded asian Japanese bitch that cant even do basic pragmatic turn taking, a skill you should've learned in preschool.
>moneyboard>can't post moneyb-big ups...
>>29698117What a blessing
What the fuck is this collab?Where is the quality? Where is the competence? Where are the pros? Where is my Mori milk
>>29698077She works better solo, yes, but she's still bundle of cuteness during collabs
>>29698112Ditto on that. Most EN times are centered around fitting both NA and JP viewers, but this stream is literally at 3AM for New Yorkers lol
>stream is totally scuffed I wouldn't have it any other way
>>296981444me
>[Foodstuff]>Takanashi Kiara
>>29698094I kneel
why are their models so big
>Mori can be greedy and talk about money>Calli cries when you donate and tells you to stop
Is hachama really that short
>>29697945ngl anon, it feels her humour is just not for you, there is a reason people enjoy different vtubers.
>Your oshi>Suggestions on how to kill the thread
>>29698109They sound great in their own streams. In collabs I suspect it's because of the discord bitrate, it's 64kbps by default
Holy shit Mori's gone full English teacher mode, this is hilarious
Mori is totally in teacher mode
>>29698141SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE
>>29698124it probably does, aus internet is just a meme.t. Aussie on fttp
HAACHAMA IS CHOKING
>>29698146
>>29698150It's for establishing a good working relationship with Haato.
>>29698120at least you didn't close it thats good
>>29698150>Quality>Competence>In a Haachama/Kiara/Mori collab
What the fuck is with Mori's mic?
>>29698162It's size accurate.
This contrast in styles is so fucking wierd. Haachama is acting a silly character in a japanese kid style and Kiara is trying to act like a straight man while Mori is trying to ease it up. It's a weirder in play than on paper
>>29698109They're talking via Discord, and their voices are additionally filtered through Haato's shitty Australian internet.
>>29697973Deadbeats now have a reputation for being the most stubborn fuckers on /hlgg/, but i feel some of that's because the creepy-ass doxxbeats never dug up anything considered incriminating like humanityfag did.
>Mori in full teacher mode talking
All that time in JET is really showing huh
>>29695472shitposting
>wink
>>29698164Mori is a rapper after all.
>>29698070Most people are probably watching the CoC collab.
>>29698166She's onahole-sized.
>haachama getting ambitious thinking she can handle 2 of the loudest EN's after collabing with just amewill her hubris be her downfall?
>>29698180meido......................................................................................................................................................
>>29698124>t. aussie streamer who only streams 720p because of pc, not internetHAACHAMA?!
>>29698145Good luck with that autism anon. I'm rooting for you.
WAIT THEY ARENT EVEN PLAYING THE DLC? And they're back at the start?What the fuck
So we can agree that Haachama is just pretending to have shit eigo, right?
Damn, Haachama seems really happy.
>>29698125I hope she gets in as EN2 and I get to anti her.
Do you think EN will ever get anyone as blatantly shameless in being an emotional whore as Rushia?
>>29698180deadmeido?!
Calliope Nori on this goddamn mic
Is it me or does everyone audio sounds like shit?
>>29698180D-DeadMeido!?
>HoloEN Collab with Kiara>Speaking English?????This is wrong guys...
>>29698150First Haachama stream?
ENTER MORI
Mori is Nervious as fuck, wtf she has a collab with Korone in few days
>>29698145Have you ever watched JP collabs? It's pure chaos just like that. Not Haachamas fault that Calli can't assert herself
>>29697891and what a glorious purge it was
>>29698185She only has a $5k Manley, give her a fucking break man.
Imagine if Mori thanks an akasupa despite it being Haato's channel.
>>29698180daimeido...
Hachama thinks mori is the funniest thing ever
>>29698089Haachama shines in her side and solo content. She's just okay in collab, especially non-JP ones.
>>29698213Kiara and Haachama haven't played the game much, it'd be a bit mean to throw them in at the deep end.
hachaama your dwarfism...
>Calliope Nori!>....
Someone fucking save Haachama from this shit collab
>>29698185she left it at my place she's using phone headphones for the stream
>>29697869wtf, I thought guro was not allowed here
If this is how Mori is going to act with senpais I'm actually excited for the Korone collab, it's really cute.
I really like the Mori/Haachama teacher/student relationship
Why aren't Kiara and Mori addressing -senpai to Hachama?
>>29698180deadmeido?
>>29698234that would fucking show she knows what she is doing
Why...I´m not surprised Haachama is able to keep up with Mori and Kiara autism,Maybe the trinity was the true JP rejects and Haachama with Coco ere the true HoloEN Gen1.
>>29698222it does
>>29698216Her English is acknowledged
Manager-san please, I know you're watching.Tell them to fix the audio levels and maybe upgrade to higher discord levels later.
>Kiara and Mori just bullying HachamaThis is kinda funny
>>29698180excuse me wtf did sharkmeido convert to deadmeido?
>>29698180s-sugoi
>>29698180CUTE!
>>29698213Haachama is the one hosting the collab so it's her game, not Mori's completed game.
>>29698245Oh, fuck off you nigger. Haachama is happy, finally.
>>29698209
>>29698213Haachama's not played, and Kiara did play but was totally out of her depth and barely did anything the first time.
Mori your fucking mic dumb bitch!
It's so nice of Kiara and Calli to play a game with this low functioning autistic child.
KIARA STOPPED TALKING I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
Haato's giggles are so heartwarming.
>>29698231>mori was talking first and haachama fucking interrupted heralso>>calligo back
>>29698245This was her i
Nori is the senseiMori is the tomboyCalli is the GFE
>>29698233>when Kiara tried to flex about her "$400 mic" in the last collab with Calli
>>29698273Is it her mic or discord?
Any one feeling like Haachama is getting bullied by Kiara? Kinda feel bad for her.
>>29698180DeadMeido, better then a SharkMeido
>>29698193Well, dox on the scale of humanityfag's is quite out of the norm, dox being mostly nothingburger is a lot more common if you look at all the holos. Expecting such spicy narratives every time is asking too much from the gods of rrat.
>>29698237I think she might also be nervous/intimidated because of Mori's deep voice to be quite honest
Kek, Haachama looks like their adopted daughter from South Africa. Even has the accent down, too.
This is like someone's parent wanting someone to babysit their daughter but said person is also with a friend so both of them are responsible for watching her
>>29698109i don't know much about mori's setup. kiara has a dynamic mic (one without a very flat response) plugged in through a preamp straight into her interface with no EQ or compression, so the dynamic range is too wide and she's constantly peaking somewhere in the chain, and the EQ is a little weird. she sounded a bit cleaner in the talk show and i'm not sure if i was imagining it or if she changed something and then didn't do it again.
>>29698222You can hear Kiara and Mori cutting out, likely because of Aussie internet.
>>29698254-chama is the honorific
>>29698254they did at the start but after hearing her talk for 5 second they realized how dumb that was
NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT FIRE HER
Haachama is cuter than usual today...
>>29698180Morimeido...>>29698254One of the reasons Haato switched to using 'Haachama' was so that people wouldn't add the -senpai suffix to it.
KIARA SHUT UP
>>29698254she does not like it
>>29697908Aussie internet is manage by their chink overlords.Chinks hate Haachama.It's elementary, really.
wtf Kiara
What the FUCK is wrong with Mori's mic?
>>29698245Please take her.
WTF KIARA
Kiara >.>
This is like if someone forced the gaijin to babysit their retarded child.
>>29698280Ya boi forming her own trinity
OI KIARASTOP HURTING HAACHAMAS FEELINGS YOU WHORE
>Kiara firing HachamaWHAT THE FUCK!?!
>>29698254They did at first, the the game became too frantic to care. Also, Mori is actually taking charge of this collab.
HAACHAMA NOOOOOOOOO
Meh this is just gonna be the same as the Amechama 51 collab. Cute retards making cute noises. Nothing offensive.
Constant Haachama bullying
What am I missing from only seeing 3/4 of the screen?
How could kiara fire her in stream
>>29698273That's on discord, not her mic.
SHE WANTS TO WORK
>2 of holoEN's biggest names and a 800k sub vtuber>less viewers than ames mario odyssey stream and inas Minecraft streamFUCKING KEK
>>29698266
Kiara WHY?
KIARA STFU WTF
>>29698282it's haachama's audio settings
JESUS CHRIST KIARA
kiara you fucking whore give haachama another chance
>>29698254chama is the honorific
>SHE GETS FIRED FOR FREE
YOU'RE FIRED
>>29698230Well Korone's not a total stranger, they're spoken extensively already.
why is Kiara so mean to her kek
>>29698285Nice try ESL faggot.
Kiara is weirdly antagonistic to Haachama.
>>29698180Based meido
>>29698282It's her mic. It got fucked up before the karaoke and she doesn't know what's wrong.
>>29698327that's better
Kiara trash.
It's more fun than bitchin kitchen at least
>>29698281I think her problem is Mori can't her how she sounds on her mic.
>>29698327S-sugoi?!
>fires her senpai after one dayYOU DOUBT THE GIGASTACY?
kfp salary going to the lawsuits
That's some stacie shit right there
Mori being kind to Haachama is really cute.
>>29698334
>>29698254Haachama spent a very long time to break the senpai wall. She invented the chama by faking to be her sister then spreading it
>>29698261>an extreme autist>an extreme extrovert>an extremely autistic extrovertIt all works out some how.
Kiara is a bitch?
pain chama chama...
i love you, gura!
>>29698341I believe it's called 'banter'
>>29698222>discord audio through Australian internet the audio quality was doomed from the start>>29698226you're right they should be speaking German as God intended