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Watson Mario Odyssey https://youtu.be/416oHUbc59AGura SOMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQAcWQ8mlUQKiara Calli Haachama Collab https://youtu.be/bpJPBT1IO3oNene I just find the thumbnail very cute https://youtu.be/bcW4myaOmF0>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1A lot of new reasons on the wheel!
>>29685664niggerman
She's so retarded it's actually amazing! 10/10 stream!
>>29685699Mori....the ESTs....onegai
ame... no more please....
I don't know what Nintendo has on their eshop or whatever, but someone please ask Ame to play any NES Mario game.
Bros Ame is tilting so hard in a fucking Mario game.
>my nose was too big
MIMA LOVE!
Anime girls suck shit at mario. Law of nature.
THE DELAY!
Gura cute!
https://pastebin.com/5AP1YQqPI updated the Ame pastebin, sorry for the grammatical errorspray to Jezas
Amechama...
I love Gura!
Kiara makes sucking at Mario fun.With Ame this is just pain.
>>29685721MIMA LOVE
avocado
>inb4
ame...
>>29685720ABAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AME?!?!?!
OY VEY
HANDHELD MODE ACTIVATE
AMELIA?!
SHE'S PLAYING HANDHELD KEK THIS FUCKING GIRL
WACHAMA!?
AME MY FUCKING SIDES
SHE FUCKIGN SWITCHED TO HANDHELD MODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Imagine being Ina's girlfriend.
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>29685718The NES games and SMW are included with Switch Online so she can play them anytime.
WE'RE GOING HANDHELD BOYS
>no stream
A-Ame???
amechama...?!
THIS FUCKING GREMLIN
>pull it out of the dock for no delaylmao
THAT'S OUR AME!.
>>29685632You'll watch your useless gamer gf and you'll like it.
Fucking lmaooooooo
>watch her still lose
Uhhhhhh Ame...
>>29685726the purple cat.....
AME HOLY SHIT
Tenass
>she actually pulled it out
Holy shit she's actually playing handheld mode
AME!?!?!?
>SWITCHED TO HAND HELD
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
I'm starting to think that Ame isn't very good at platformers...
Fucking hell I love this girl
AME MAD AS FUCKImagine pushing her down right now and KISSING her.She would bite you to hell and back and insult you
>she undocked the switchShe is so pissed.
Man, has not seeing Gura for like three days made all the cunnyposters ten times hornier?
uh oh... Ame your card...
I want Ame to beat the shit out of me so fucking bad
AME?!
Which MTG artist would be your oshi's favorite?
SHE'S LOST IT
I'm laughing so hard my head hurts holy shit
I love this fucking idiot
Sugoi Amelia! Improvise!Adapt!Overcome!Rip the console out of its dock!
>she switched to handheldwatch her die anyway
FUCK THE CAPTURE CARD WE'LL DO IT LIVE
i was actually going to say she should just take it out and do handheld when she mentioned it, i didn't think she actually would
based Ame
AME PLEASE
she's taking off the limiters!
holy fuck im hyperventilating
Fucking kek
>SHE STILL DIES
holy shit kek
Lmao. She got so mad she switched to handheld.
Ok I'm a little scared now
Peak content right here.
>diesAHAHAHAHAHA
>ctrl + f avocado>0 resultsavocado
>still died
IM LOSING MY SIDES HOLY SHIT
So as per the rules of the 25th, the haachama/mori/kiara collab is going to go horribly wrong and have an extremely big yab, right?
HAHAHAHA AME
Ame??
Waachama!?
my fucking sides>she still died
>>29685720oy vey...
BADOOPADOOPADOOPADOOPDOOP
I love Ame so much.
DIES ANYWAYS
THE RAGE IS REAL
>She still fucked it upAme really is cuter than usual today.
ame....
KEKLove this Twitch Gremlin
AHAHAHAHAHAH SHE AAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AND SHE STILL DIED AHAHAHAHAAAHFAAFDAGAAJLDGADLJVAJLVACVÖCJVAC
Now THIS is content
prime ame content
>>29685703YOU. GIVE ME THATWHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THAT
>>29685726https://files.catbox.moe/vo75zh.mp4Tell that to the cat.
>still diesmy fucking sides
>out of the cradle
>Switches to handheld>STILL LOST
>>29685774Thanks Gura for this
this is so cute
HANDHOLDING WITH AME
>take a shit>come back to elgato streamWhat the fuck happened while I was gone
this dipshit idiot is my favorite EN girl kek
Don't kill the switch Ame, onegai...
I love this baka
>>29685753And still fails
She so fucking mad.
>still dieshttps://files.catbox.moe/2v7a3k.mp4
That notAme doujinhttps://e-hentai.org/g/1784004/e851420e86/
>no delay>still dies
I love this retard.
I love my tilted detective
>Viewcount goes up by 1k
This is gold
deathstar collab when?
she will still fuck up
>>29685720OY
this is why I love Ame. Dumb shit like this.
*replenishes some of your stamina*
I LOVE HER I FUCKING LOVE HER AHHHHHHHH
Okay I gotta check what 5ch is saying about this
TASUKETEEEEE ELGATOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this streamer is FUCKED
Gura watchout... Ame wont have mercy with your cunny...
>>29685785So this but reverse?
Ames is the fucking best
Thanks YouTube
This is gonna be fucking gold when she finally notices.
>new threaddeploy unity
DRAWFAGS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY
I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“Watson Detective Agency.”>”Hey Watson! Can you investigate who left this loaf of bwead on my doowstep a few weeks ago? Seems kinda weiwd that someone would leave a slightly used loaf of bwead on someone’s doorstep.”
Ame hitting max based levels
>>29685852She's ragin and playin in handheld now.
THIS FUCKING GIRL
So you guys are just burning money now, huh?
She's gonna break her desk in a few seconds
TAKE IT EASY AME
legendary stream
fucking gremlin, I love it.
PEAK GAMING
switch-kun ganbatte...
ngl the sound of that distance handheld is so fucking amazing
>>29685852Schizo got blasted and meido had a bit too much fun posting past the image limit.
Finally caught an Amelia Watson stream, she died for 2 hours straight on a 2d section of Mario Odyssey, and disconnected her camera. Great Entertainer she is!
This stupid detective is getting ravaged by bullets and we can't even see it......
>she thought she was done
PAIN PEKO
>she finally got to the hardest part
>>29685821Mori is gonna say her full real name and address on stream. Kiara will have a nip slip. Haachama will fucking die
haha she thought she made it
Ame...
AHAHAHAHAHAH AMELIA NOOO
>>29685821>he thinks its just the day and not the whole week in dangerThe Curse of the 25th is a concept that overrules our understanding of time
>there was another sectionLMAO
>>29685767Watching my girlfriend or her mom love Diablo 2 and play it badly does leave me a bit miffed ill admit
>>29685785Punching Ame as she swears at you and calls you a piece of shit!Tearing Ame's clothes off as she struggles and shouts that this isn't funny anymore!Raping Ame as she sobs uncontrollably!
Absolute gold
>>29685718But those games are pretty hard, especially for someone like her. Which will be funny for us I suppose.
This is peak content
I love this gremlin.
>Black screen>El GatoNegrohombre...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I haven't laughed like this in a good while god damn she's mad as fuck
she actually got fucking filtered even after raging lmao
SHE FUKCING QUIT OH MY GOOOOOOOD
>RAGE QUITThen looks for nuts
>GIVES UPI'M FUKKIN LAFFIN'
That was as kino as Gura's screaming from the Wi-Fi router
is that stage that hard?
Ame grabbing my nuts
GOD I WANT TO GET PHYSICALLY ABUSED BY A RAGING AMELIA MY DICK
SHE FUCKING LOST IT. MY SIDES TOO
This is why Amelia is the best EN
>>29685919she just needs to BLJ gura's cock
She made it past the part filtering her, died, and then quit.Sasuga gremlin, I expect nothing less.
Let's go find some nuts, guys :)
What form of power is this?
She is so fucking mad i love this gremlin
>>29685821Thank god the Pekora collab is later
>>29685890Anon, she pulled the switch out of the dock to play. It still didn't matter.
lmao I was waiting for her to get filtered by that part even I had trouble with it, the gravity switching is so fucking confusing
>>29685817AVOCADO LOVE
I love this retard like you wouldn't believe it
>>29685653You dare mention that cursed post intthe same breath as Ame anon? Back to /v/ with you.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1331422506503131137new polka asmr!
what a quitter kek
PLEASE tell me how the soundtrack in that section is called
OK BOYS. SHOW AME SOME NUTS
>>29685968Ame, Forma De Salt
>>29685954Imagine playing with like a 3-4 second delay for every button or move
>>29685933go prepare for your stream, gura
>>29685954Given she's playing with a .5 second delay or something because she's too dumb to not play through her capture card, it's probably a decent challenge.
>>29685954It's normal in terms of super mario bros
>>29685729Where'd the Carlito song come from?
im so glad i decided to tune into the stream just then holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY
>>29685868Be patient. They might be doing a song together, we don't know.
el rrato
>gets filtered at the Mario Galaxy homageoh boy, can't wait for when she plays that one
>>29685963Where. Is. The. TONGUE SCAR! DO NOT POST THIS HERETICAL IMAGERY, I WANT TO SEE THE TONGUE SCAR AND I WANT TO SEE IT NOW!
I love Amelia Watson
MY FUCKING SIDES
>"Where are the nuts?!"W-well I can show you...
>>29685974Yeah when it starts fucking with your controls and you have to adapt to it gets nuts.
>>29685954No, almost nothing in Odyssey isShe's just bad
>>29685897>homestar is in cahoots with bread thiefAbayo homestar
>>29685933
That scared me yet also really aroused me jesus S Watson is too powerful
>ame wants my nutscya virgins
>>29685984Gura and Ame please...
>>29685954There's harder shit than that
>>29685984
She is going to get filtered hard by Mario Galaxy kek
>>29685999Her listenalong after the superchat stream, she played it for us
>>29685954That final section actually took me a bit, the controls reversing whenever the gravity changes is very annoying.
>>296859992hu meme
you tell she is just SEETHING under the surface
Will she make it through galaxy?
what an absolute retard kek
>>29685974Yeah the bullet hell is a tad challenging at best, but after that point it's a pretty good challenge for Odyssey standards. Ame would've been stuck for a long while if she tried.
She was so proud too
>>29685903It's even worse knowing where the money is going to.
Gura is going to get the violent discord sex tonight.
>>29685963post the edit
>>29685988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reW1pbNmTAQ
>>29685984thanks fren!
>>29685868>>29686003I want Mori to do some japanese lyrics to her song so her senpais can sing them
That part woke me up
Ame please, not before marriage
>>29686009Here
I can't believe Ame finally did it
>>29686044She's probably not even gonna start it
>>29685984LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *honk* *honk*
>THE NUTS, WHERE ARE THEY?!
>>29685903I play gacha games too.
wtf is this mobile ad
Is SOMA the first good horror game Gura has played?
>>29685935They are certainly harder than Odyssey, but they aren't renowned for their difficulty. It's not like I want to watch her bashing her head against stage 1 of Contra for 2 hours.
>>29685729>>29686024JESAS?!
She keeps saying "NUT" because she knows it arouses us.
>>29685984>5 minsOH SHIT
GURA IS MY PRIME NUT AREA
>>29686084Shark tools.
>>29686067Scar's too deep. It's canonically very feint.
>prime nut areaAme baiting chat again
>>29686048She got the switch so fast into the dock, she was so proud
>>29686087Outlast was pretty good
oh, bubba borked. He didn't in a while
>>29686024Watson's panties are white, no black
Wherever Ame is becomes a prime nut area.
There's a lot of nuts on Gura if you need some Ame... anons put them there every day...
>>29686067Thank you. This pleases me.
>>29686084kekevery time
>>29686084shark tools
>>29686057Coco covered RIP already.
>>29686087Outlast is pretty good. So is the DLC.
seanigs are here
FUCK I WANT TO AKASUPA BUT I HAVE TO SUPPRESS MY GOSLING URGES HELP ME ANONTANS GIVE ME STRENGTH
>>29686090Alright, Klaus. Post THAT.
>>29686097Is there a Miko Jesus clip? I keep trying to dig it up but can't find it.
>>29685988>>296860558-bit version is probably more appropriatehttps://youtu.be/f3r30a6NGdQ
>>29686087Outlast DLC was kino. Gura was so happy she finished it. Watch the video.
holy shit based
>>29685984aw yesh
please stop bullying ame
It's been 2 days since Gawr Gura children "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive and happy to hear her voice again.Little by little things are getting better for herPREGNANT LOVE
>>29686106i don't get it
>>29686116Sorry but they're pink.
Risu don't look... your nuts...
>>29686097Ame is hot and cute
dumb retard bubba SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>29686116>Watson>panties
>>29685664good op
>>29686131Just give in.
>>29686090>waiting 3 hourskek
>>29686131do it ray
>>29686143google cow tools
>>29686130no need to announce your entry
>>29686116Canonically she doesn't wear panties.
>>29686131do it.
Ame sounds so fucking tilted goddamn.
>chat refusing to backseat only when Ame asks to be backseated
>>29686144actually they're red
Am I the only one doing the fitness challenge for this stream?My thighs are numb after that last 2d section
Remember that time Moona was all buddies with Amelia, took her and Gura on a tour, and then absolutely fucked off?
>>29685984There's just inaff time to squeeze this between Ame and Gura. Based clownwife.
>>296861330:43 https://streamable.com/bxm9o
>>29686131theres nothing wrong with showing ame your appreciation, its been a while afterall
>>29685984SURPRISE! IT'S ASMR! Thank you Polka.
>>29686131She wants your NUT ray, do it
>>29686057she does tho....
>>29686116They're either pink or nonexistant
AME'S NUTS
>>29686141pregnant Gura avocado is at least better than satanic abortion Gura avocado...
>>29686141No.
>>29686116This was made prior to the MC stream, though I think black suit her more for some reason.
>>29686163>Ame said she's nopan>Gura keeps liking nopan art giving us hintsWaiting for the other 3 to confirm it as well.
>>29686131Do it and buy tier 3 membership. She deserves it
>>29686175I'm doing it too
>>29685933I hate you abusefaggots.Ame deserves to be loved, not hurt. It's not funny. It's not hot. You are disgusting.
>29686141Kill yourself
>need the hole so we can get the nutame PLEASE
she knows exactly what she's doing
This bitch made me frustrated and aroused. I'll have to bust a huge nut after the stream.
>>29686161i don't get it
>looking for the hole to get the nut
lookin for the hole with ame!getting the nut with ame!after-sex cigarette with ame!
>>29685984OK, this is my first Polka live stream. What do I expect?
>>29686131just do it nigger
>>29685664I wanna kick Amelia in her cunt so hard that she pukes
>Ame straight out buying the bait hereno way
>looking for the hole so we can get the nutShe knows exactly what she's doing.
>>29686067ame, please stop making my dick so hard I can't take the fact that I'll never ever fuck you, please stop
>>29686214Based
>>29686131>ANONTANSJust do it ray, do it for me too
Amelia's whining voice is too fucking hot
>>29686131just do it raygive in to the gosling within you
>>29686126>>29686179I meant have the whole song in Japanese, because I certainly can't see someone like Suisei do the english parts while rapping.
>>29686067Does the tongue even scar? Doesn't it completely heal if you cut it? Forked tongues used to be in style.
>>29686214
>>29686214UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29686214woagh
>>29686219cute depressed clown
>>29686214post more
>>29686201Mori doesn't know what panties are. Ina just has an inch-thick bush covering everything. What's chikin's reason?
>>29686169Ame's chat has been great lately, it really has grown into the dynamic of just making each other mad on purpose.
>>29686116source: my ass
>>29686205
>>29686067Holy shit, saving this one for after the stream
>>29686201Unfortunately Kiara has admitted to wearing pink
>>29686044She will fucking seethe at the spring sections.
>the controller is vibrating
>>29686141PREGGOCADO
>>29686232There's always the Wamehole
I see you
>>29686131Fucking do it my nigga
>>29686175Inform me about this fitness challenge, I haven't been on the last few threads.
>>29686255Imagine how trained it'll be in a year
>>29686141WATOSON-KUN TASUKETEEEEEE
>>29686219Have tissues just in case.
Does Ame's whiny blamey voice get anyone else impossibly hard?
>>29686214I swear I was following this fucker at one point, did he change his twitter again?
>Ame using her controller to masturbate
>>29686214samechan...
>>29686156>>29686160>>29686165>>29686180>>29686182YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP MEWHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
>>29686265While looking for nuts
>>29686219entrancing voice, limitless energy, irresistible charisma. clown love.
Ame's so sexually frustrated that she's taking it out on chat.I love it.
>>29685859This is too sweet/vanilla to be Ame. Still cute though.
i havent been watching ame's mario streams has she learned how to cappy jump yet
We won bigly today. Ame finished the game and gura showed up. What a blessed day.
>>29685933wow thanks a lot anon, now I'm hard
>>29686281Absolutely
>>29686281makes me rock solid
>>29686288Release the Gosling Ray. It's time.
>>2968627610 squats for every complaint 20 situps for every mention of being sleepy and 5 pushups for every hiccup
Polka is so depressing. I feel like she will commit suicide soon
>>2968627610 squats when she complains20 situps when she says she's sleepy5 pushups for each hiccup
>>29686255>greatOverstatement, she still has a lot of annoying concernfags and attention whores, but it has improved dramatically.I don't think you can easily call it the worst of the 5 anymore. Her chat interaction's been pretty good for the past few weeks too.
>>29686288Do it, just don't leak
>>29685792Amelia: Terese Nielsen.
>>29686278Are all the chats being groomed? I have a feeling Ame and Kiara is training their chat the most. What is each chat going to look like in a year?
FACTS:preggo fags belong in the oven
>>29686067What does Ame's morning breath smell like?
>>29686131Give her your money.
>>29686288Ame isnt a charity
Does Polka actually have depression or is it just part of her character?
>>29685792Ron Spencer is the only one I consistently like, but given she's an art person I'm sure she'd be able to appreciate most of them
>>29686281not anymore
>>29685859Based Vanilla chad
What's up with all the porn posters this evening? What happened that caused the thread to get this based?
>>29686288because we're goslings too...
>>29686288Treat yourself and your wife
>>29686300No
>>29686214Where are the nuts?
>>29686170She's on her period?
>>29686141Whatever posted this... it AIN'T HUMAN!!
>>29686194I agree, pregnant loli is a lost art.
>>29686288I can't bring myself to do more than memeber so at least I can push other people into SCing.
>>29686323Noodles and your cum
>>29686288Just give in, keep supporting both Ame and your average cat
>>29686288save your load and then one day give her the biggest one you can
>>29686281it's an uncontrollable reaction at this point
>>29686281Yes and I don't know why
ogey
>>29686316>concernfagsThat's every holo.>attention whoreswho? Carl?
>>29686323bacteria
Why are there rrats there, /hlgg/?
rrat
>>29686331Yes
r
RRATS??
>>29686288Don't akasupa, anon. Save so you can get take classes and get a better degree and get a better job to THEN akasupa the fuck outta Watson with your HEAVY sacks of cash that you'll earn from hard work.
>>29686281Yes.
Jesus those views
>>29686141BEST TIMELINE IS PREGNANT TIMELINE
>Why are there RATTS here
Can other english-speaking girls join the EN server?
>>29685984Sorry Ame, Polka depression ASMR is my priority
>>29686300she used it like twice
>>29686320Facts: Your fetishes are shit tier.
So what's the narrative behind Mori finishing Overcooked with Kiara and Haachama instead of Gura and Ame?
>ywn have horrible dinner date with Ame where you spill your spaghetti and she ghosts you afterwhy live?
>>29686259BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY WHAT KIND OF PANTIES. IT COULD BE A THONG, A G-STRING, IT COULD JUST BE THE COLOR OF THE STRIPES, IT COULD BE LACEY, IT COULD BE SILKEN, VELVET, OR COTTON, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS WAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29686288She needs more akas
>>29686320FUN FACT:a "bun in the oven" means being pregnant!
>>29686318Based
Ame's L2D being almost always with her eyes closed or squinting makes me think she's stoned out of her mind. Her commentary doesn't help either.
>>29686331
>>29686388I'm sure they could, but why would Moona go where Pekora ain't?
>>29686175I knew i would miss some moments so i'm just waiting for one anon to give a count at the end of the stream
>>29685930>Gura, Ame, and Ina are still in danger of being kidnapped by deranged meleefags
>>29686313>>29686314Thank you boys. I'll keep this in mind for the next stream then.
>>29685817
>>29686300>>29686345She's done it and even taunted you retards when she did it.
Is Bubba barking to the music?
>>29686320Never thought I'd see such shit taste in this thread
>>29686406>almost alwaysits only when she is playing games with a controller
>>29686376clipfags are canver this isnt a good thing you retarded confomate numberfag
>>29686331Judging from her roommate, yeah, she does
>>29686406how new?
>>29686281yes, its sex to my ears
>>29686417NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29686406What are you smoking that lasts for 2 hours?
booba want milkies
>>29686397i tell myself i'll find my own Ame, but i know it'll never happen
>>29686396Mori/Gura/Ame did beat the game. Then Haachama asked to play.
>>29686409So she can play with Kiara duh
>>29686397>he wasn't here for chats horrible dinner date where we spilled spaghetti and got ghosted
>>29686388All Hologirls can
>>29686331Give me clussy or give me death
You will watch our cute CEO play with animals in a half hour right?https://youtu.be/bcW4myaOmF0
>Amelia gets angrier and angrier while playing Mario>you watch her from the couch>she starts to slam desks, make her Switch jump out of the dock and shouts while doing crazy noises>just as she reaches yet another peak of rage you go over there and grab her face, kissing her>"FUCK OFF" she shoutmumbles into your mouth and struggles, trying to break free>you toss her onto the bed>"STOP I'm seriously mad you asshole" >you take off your pants>"I'm going to kill you I mean it" she says with a beet red face full of anger and frustration
>>29686417YOU MONSTER
>>29686417>No gifDisappointed.
>>29685729based ameame i love you
>>29686320Shit taste, samechan is for creampies
>>29686420Bubba karaoke stream when
>>29686331It's fucking 2020, everyone has "depression"
>>29686409Because Pekora has been practicing her english a lot, maybe she can join some day soon
>>29686359>every holoI would say almost every holo's chat isn't great is the thing.>CarlI misworded. I mean to say that chat gives attention to attentionwhores easily. But I guess it's also a moot point since any chat is liable to do the same without moderation.
>>29686179Kek, why won't her teammate reply?Are there more clips like this?
IKUZO! AMSR while Ame's looking for nuts! https://youtu.be/C81s4SkirUU
>>29686396Based Mori saving my sweet girls from that shitty game.
>>29686331Yes, she is the only holo where they make the character fit the person instead.
>she wants me to hold her handLater virgins!
>>29686397Here have this pasta from the other day.>realize I'm staring at her chest for 10 seconds straight while thinking of something to say>can see the disappointment in her eyes>nervously look out window>can't think of anything to say>10 more seconds of silence>think of something dumb to say to continue conversation>"it... it would be nice to have a boat one day">she looks visibly confused and disturbed>fuck fuck fuck did I say something wrong?>waiter chimes in>"Sir, what would you like again?">FUCK I FORGOT WE WERE ORDERING>I'll uhhh... get the uhhh...>panic and look at menu>too panicked to even read anything at this point>feel the world begin to rotate under my feet from the anxiety>begin to feel cold sweat dripping from my armpits>"I'll take a... steak">"Ok sir what sides would vegetable side would you like? we have Broccoli, mash potatos and wild rice">anxiety too high to even hear what she said>"...what?">"The sides, sir">"oh yeah right, what sides do you have?">"Broccoli, Mashed potato or wild rice">"...uhh yeah I'm good, I don't want a side">"Sir the order comes with a side, it is included in the price">"...uhh... yeah thats okay no side">look over to Amelia>she's just staring out the window, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else but here>Her glass of wine is already empty>She looks to her phone>"oh sorry anon, I have to go, its been... a good time">"Yeah uhhh... yeha no problem! thank you Ame">she walks out>eat steak, with no sides, by myself>waiter occasionally giving me pity stares
>>29686205its ok she likes it
Amelia voice make me sleepy. Such a soft voice
>>29686417NOOOOOOOO
>>29686388sure why not
>I gotta be handheld!Ame... My heart...
Forgive me mum, dad... I'm going to fap to a clown...
>>29686441Muna's design is actually good.
>>29686403NARRATIVE:"Lost a loaf of bread" is code for getting an abortion.
>>29686141Why does she have the handprint and crossed out baby tattoos
Fuck im struggling hereHelp me... onegai
>>29686417STOP THAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caSi8ccqWmg
Polka....
Polka up!
>>29686456For creampies but not for after-that fking preggofag
>You and Gura are going on a trip the beach>When she arrives at the station shes wearing a thin shirt and hotpants barely concealing her bikini beneath it>Expressing concern for her, telling her how others would look at her perversely>She retorts with thats exactly how youre looking at her right now and lifts up her shirt showing her light belly contrasting with her tanned arms and face>You can barely contain it and pull her into a nearby public bathroom>Youre in the stall lifting her up by the legs and bringing her in for a kiss>you tug on her pants and tease her nipples>"why are you bullying me?">"who were you trying to seduce dressing like this?">she puts her hands on the wall and sticks out her ass>start pounding from behind, her tiny hole sucking you in>youre both getting close, and you surprise her by lifting her up>come just as youre kissing her deeply, marking her insides with your baby batter>look at the time and the sun is already setting and its already late to go swimming>consider a normal date next time
>>29686424This is true. The only reason that the JP clips were necessary was because of translations. Now it's just faggots leeching views by adding english subs to english clips
>>29686417>the burning bushthis only adds to the Christian narrative.
>>29686417HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BURN IT WITH WATER?!
>>29686445but that's guratime
>>29686445I'll CEO then, anon
>>29686417BURN LITTLE BUDDY BURN
>>29686396haachama wanted to play it with Mori. dont know why Kiara is there
>>29686447You try to do that and she'd more likely knee you in the nuts>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I'M PLAYING MARIOO!! SSSCCCREEEEEEE
>>29686417THE TIMELINES NOOOO, END THE LOOP END THE LOOP!
back to kino lads
>>29686445>>29685984What's with Gen 5 streaming at such nice NA times now?
Polsad
Poru...
undocked again
Nice stream content.
>>29686456Shes not even a clown. Creampies should be for Polka
>>29686447fuck man
>>29686445Man that game is so Nene.
Ame what the fuck
>>29686503Eh.
>>29686511She's into primal play, anon. She wants nothing more for you to pin her down and fuck her frustrations out.
Ame... the audio...
>you guys can't watch! sorry~UHHHH NTR BROS?
https://youtu.be/C81s4SkirUUBros.....
>handheld speaker audioAme pls
>>29686478Source?
>>29686478Link onegai.....
>>29686478PLEASE POST LINK UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
what the fuck is the delay she talking about, is she copying Kiara playing the game through the capture card?
>>29686281It's one of her best aspects.
>>29686492For the avocados
>handheld stream>bubba barkingeverything is right in the world
>>29686505Shark finds a way
this'd be a good oppertunity to get some transparent ame's
FACTS:
>>29686472>>29686503these are too much for me guyshow do I get schizophrenia so they can become real?
>>29686445I'm listening to Polka's asmr
>>29686458>maybe she can join some day soonI want to see usada kensetsu on the EN server, they could build a hotel for guests on the server to stay at or something
>can't see>dog barkingThis is my streamer.
>>29686511Worth it
I hope she doesn't get so mad she switches to L.A. Noire and takes out her frustration on the, what was it that she called them? Jew rats?
Sad Polka
She didn't die, just fell from the first part.I really love the sound of this distance handheld
>>29686543yes
>>29685703
GURA IS PLAYING ODYSSEY FOR AME RIGHT NOW
why is she doing this? I just started watching
>>29686549kino
>>296865103 player game
>>29686553>He doesn't dream of his oishingmi
Why is Polka HoloEN?
>>29686510They did say that the collab was going to be with a third person.
Polka i can't hear shit, speak louder
>>29686518Polka was chatting in Ina's stream earlier, what do you think? They want those delicious EN paypiggies, not broke ass salarymen showering them with 100Y as a hard-earned congratulations.
Anon that was thinking of dipping because of the postgame drag here, glad I stuck around.
>undocked again>bubba activatedI love this detective
>>29686281I find it very cute and would like her to insult me moreIf manager san allows it
EL GATO TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29686503>start pounding from behind, her tiny hole sucking you inI'm listening to Polka ASMR and when I read this she made a sound that fucking resembled me pounding Gura from behind, holy fucking shit my dick
>elgato>no signal>AmeI sense a new shitpost meme being birthed...
Live radio broadcast of Amelia's stream!
>>29686320This is true!
>>29686397fuck, you got me therewhat kind of fetish is this
>>29686543Where else would she be playing it? I doubt she's using a splitter to another monitor.
When is Ame going to play Session?
>>29686331It’s hard not to feel depressed considering our circumstances
>>29686572Nips are mean to her
why do SEAnigs that spam prestream chats DESPERATELY want you to know they're SEAnigs?
Why doesn't she just use the switch's clip recording thing and show us the clip of her doing it at least
She wasn't lying about the 1 second delay
gonna be honest anons, the gamer rage thing is getting more annoying everytime she does it.
Poruka...
>>29686445That thumbnail is too adorable honestly
>>29686505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSs9-NDP3E
Waachama...
THIS is the look of a focused chuuba
no signal
>>29686518They envy the ENs and dislike their JP audience for the obvious reasons.
>now I'm gonna keep going>cuts off capture card againWEW
So which EN will collab with vshojo first?
POLKA SPEAK LOUDER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29686505There are a number of chemicals and metals which react exothermically or produce flammable gasses when in contact with water.
>>29686572The Japs hate her for some reason
>>29686565>>29686599why don't they use splitters, they are not that expensive
>>29686504Wrong. Cover has an official policy regarding clips and their monetization, translations are not and have never been relevant.
>>29686417
>grey names confused and sperging outwhy are non-members so fucking retardedit's like these people literally only have 5 second attention spans, they can't all be just joining the stream
Who else would go to Ame's house just to ignore her and play with Bubba?
here we go again
>American Vtuber agency has just cropped up.Only a matter of time. I wonder if they'll have to deal with permissions.
>>29686447Based
>>29686549actual kino, it was kind of synced with the music
>>29686572She always has been
>>29686417GO TO HELL YOU ASSHOLE
RAY YOU MAGNIFICENT MAN
>>29686610Weak.She hasn't even slammed a desk yet (I don't think....)
>>29686610that's fine you can stop watching
Anon did it!!
FUCK OFF JP
Ray0...
Haachama has already collabed multiple times and asserted complete dominancee in HoloEN within a week. What's keeping Coco, chink antis are already so wiped and irrelevant, what other possible reason does she not support her kouhai?Does she really hate EN that much?
>>29686624hot take: ame
I love Amelia so god damn much.....
>>29686624back to /trash/
>>29686441I wonder how did this even happen. The cynic in me tells me it was all planned.
>>29686417>>29686506Fret not little man, I come to you to speak. As you are God's chosen one.
>>29686417Don't worry bros, that's just God speaking to Gura, then she breaks down in joy in hearing Him.
>>29686641Not if they're Western
UUUUOOOOOHHHHHH MY EARS
Nice work Ray.
>>29686537>>29686464>Decide to go to Polka Stream>Already with sad face
>>29686572Because having an EN that can't speak english is kind of funny
WHAT THE FUCK AME
>>29686638I want to play with all 3 of her animals while she rages at children's video games
>>29686572We'll take her
>>29686553tulpa, look it up
Don't post it, ONEGAI
phoenixchickenkiara
Isn't this game like literally for kids?
HE DID IT AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>29686628
I'm gonna do it. I'm going to become fluent so that I can speak to my wife and tell her how special she is.
>>29686445>was going to, but Polka ASMR startedI'll do what i can...
i really need to get some non-$5 earphones to truly enjoy asmr
>Polka on the verge of ending it all againGod I don't have the energy for this, woman...I'm sorry. I already had a friend who was constantly on the edge and just about to do it for a decade, it's beyond draining
Okay so she's still pretty bad at 2D platforming, but the delay really did have a notable impact.
>>29686671Based.
>>29686641Not until Niji opens a real EN/NA branch
https://files.catbox.moe/z94u18.mp4
>>29686598A very realistic one
>>29685699Anon Nene belongs here, she's HoloEN.
>>29686458>they migrate all the girls for the cave update>haachama has already developed the land and written all they need to know in japanese signs by that timeAnd they can just use the current server as the new Holouvre
>>29686692holy shit
good job ray, just hide your power level
>>29686447My fucking DICK.
>>29686692BASED RAY
Ray0 man. I hope you have a good amount of disposable income.
>>29686618
>message retracted
>>29686692>retracted
>>29686671Now make a pregnant version
>>29686671Kek>>29686697That's why I started learning it
>>29686518They are making their move on EN audience. I notice that lately Gen 5 is starting to stream during EN prime hours. Polka has been starting streams around this time all week.
>>29686692Pls delet
>>29686692He has been successfully broken.
Timeline reset.Avocado.
>[message retracted]What did he mean by this?
>>29686518>nowPolka aside, Gen 5 has streamed in the same 9:00/12:00/13:00 timeslots since their debut. And Polka's been filling in the gaps for a while now.
>>29686692Based.
>>29686692>RETRACTEDLMAO
>>29686692Isn't cuter than usual a 5ch meme?
>>29686406It's legal in CA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT GOT DELETED
LOL DID HIS SUPA GET DELETED????
What happened to Ray0's message?
>>29686501>>29686528There is no love in creampie without pregnancy, no heart, it is not wholesome. Go for NTR if cumming is the only thing you care.
The superchat got deleted lmoa
>>29686692RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>29686735Avocado
>>29686671Kino
>>29686692>retractedwuss
>>29686670That's where you're wrong, kiddo.Technically every streamer has to deal with permissions but:1)Most Western companies recognize enforcing permission to be a catastrophically stupid move, so they give it out willy nilly.2)All companies recognize going after an individual is a catastrophically stupid move and a waste of resource, so they only target other companies
>I made it in my first try on handheldbut we heard her die?
Polka is doing ASMR? dumb slut
>>29686721nice
>>29686671
>>29686692where did it go
>>29686177>then absolutely fucked offmoona went full MIA right after the tour guide, yes. whats your point?
>>29686692You supposed to beat the goslings ray0... not to join them
>>29686665It's not Coco, HoloEN are just ungrateful and don't want to rock the boat by inviting bugmen to spam their chat. If any of them had any balls they'd force a collab with Coco (there is probably resistance from management as well, but if they really wanted to they could make it happen)
>>29686742No. Faggot.
Holy shit guys, I got a great game that holos can easily enjoy as a team!Ace of Spades!Not only is it cool game allowing for tons of barter and taunts it also allows you to build shit and unleash your creative energies with actual purpose!Mori is oldfag so she probably can play it already for extra points!
>>29686710No, she is ES
>>29686708crinch
ray... your message....
GURAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>censoring LA NoireSad.
>>29686701She seems fine in this stream though?
>>29686735Based Avocado
>>29686606in the end she's just messing with the chat
>LA Noire censorskek, what about the kikes?
>>29686518Smart business decisions
>>29686710haachama and coco are the only legitimate ENs other than the gen 1 five
>>29686720I have some saved, I may retarded, but I'm not retarded. Probably.
She's.... She's.... She's here!
>>29686701She really plays into my Saviour complex. I know it'll eventually drain me.
>>29686692Retracted? Lame.
Polka is cuter than usual today
the stream is ending! finally I can take a piss!
>>29686464Is this going to be public after it's archived?
>>29686777I was just thinking about this the other daywe should play it sometime
DEADBRAPS JERK IT NOW
>rewatching Soma part 1 in anticipation>Gura says she leveled more of the mountain and collected actual resources for HaachamaWere the narrative fags suitably btfo /hlgg/?
>>29686671Wholesome>>29686727Fuck off!
>>29686692So this is the last of the larsposters...
>>29686777holy fucking shit, used to play this everyday after school
>>29686131do it, she hasn't received one this stream yet
>>29686783I think she means the naked dead chicks coming up
>>29686783I mean... there is some gore later in the game.
>>29686766Right now, when she went back to that pipe she did it first try.
>>29686710You don't become an official unofficial EN until you go to the minecraft server imo
>>29686746>>29686749>>29686751He deleted it himself. Retracted is self-delete. Don't know why he did it though, nothing yab on there
>>29686692>retractedCoward
>>29686777>Amelia looks at the block like design"Hey, This game is JUST LIKE MINECRAFT."
>>29686736I don't want you fags spamming it.
>>29686810>doesn't have recycled plastic piss bottles with pictures of your oshi taped on itngmi
>>29686710La nena is holoES
>>29686815Timestamp or you're full of it.
Good to know that she hates marshmallow just as much as we do
>>29686808I agree>>29686815Yes. November has been a terrible month for rrats. Makes sense since the year of the rrat is almost over.
>>29686815They always are
>>29686746>>29686749>>29686751It was a self delete.
>>29686633I'd be ok with Polka becoming HoloEN.
>>29686417>>29686671>>29686769Kek, this fuckin meme
>>29686671Kek
>>29686783You want her to show a naked lady with her neck sliced open on stream?
Polka seems to be talking about Sakunahime a lot this stream, she really loved this game more than I thought she would.
>>29686777BASEDbut they BETTER be playing on 0.54
Is Polkas ASMR gonna be available later? I know Youtube can be pretty pissy sometimes but I cant watch right now and im hoping to catch the archive
>>29686811oh fuck I did not think about this at all. Already too late to record. hope someone's doing it
>>29686501>not wanting to fuck your oshi while she's at the peak of her femininity carrying your babyF A G G O T
Kneel
ame's reading superchats
Can someone SC Ame something like "Please look at Polka's ASMRs, they are exactly the type of ASMR that would suit you very well"I'm out of SC money this month
>>29686846But why? It wasn't a yab. You should've left it there
>>29686653She did once when she fell in a gap between the blocks in that 2D section
>>29686701Is she gonna be okay?
>>29686824i saw you call someone gay right in front of ame and she didnt even delete your comment. you're based in my book, ray
>>29686777based.
>>29686641why? most of them did collabs all the time already and were in a twitch vtuber group already
>>29686692Ray...whyd you chicken out?
>>29686681Oh, she can learn
>>29686671you guys
Since Ame really seems to like low poly cartoonish games she should play halo infinite when it comes out!
>>29686866
>>29686692I hope one day you kill yourself ray, you are one of the worst Teamates
>2/3 at bowser> 2/3 at the tank rematch?> high 2* something in the 2D sectionYab, I lost count at like 30... Why is she so bad lads?
>>29686835you stupid faggot we post it at the start of every ame stream
>>29686789There's a BEEP button on her GoXLR mixer she can hit. It'll be hilarious whenever it's too late.
>>29686671Little.. man?
>>29686815>does it only after people screeched at her about it
>>29686624who else?
>>29686777which holo would be the no fun faggot that just digs everywhere?
Name ONE (1) narrative about a holoEN girl that turned out to be definitively true and wasn't utterly blown out within a week or two.
>>29686777They don't have enough people, maybe when gen 2 comes out
>>29685721MIMA LOVE!
>>29686641They won't have to until someone complains to a japanese gamedev company.
>>29686867I think it'd be better if she eases into doing that just starting with readalongs and stuff like that.
>>29686835imagine giving an akasupa but then retracting it because someone posted it here that's the most beta thing I ever heard
>>29686910Kiara owning a gun
>>29686896>we post it at the start of every ame streamThat's not true
>>29686867Ame will not be doing ASMR as she saidShe finds it weird
>>29686671if gura is moses then who is jesus?
>>29686910GURAME DISCORD SEX IT'S REAL BELIEVE ME
Gura mentions her avocado trees offhand and it turns into all of this.
>>29686910gura and ame discord sex
>>29686910Kiaras gun
>>29686633Do the japs hate us?
>>29686866his power just keeps growing
>>29686866Klaius, you're okay. Don't be a weirdo again.
>>29686889That was supposed to be an upcoming release?
>>29686710No. Nene es ES
>>29686777I thought this game does not exist anymore or that it got so bad that nobody plays it anymore. Loved this game as kid.
>>29686921Wait really, timestamp?
>>29685721Bro... Your on-topic reps...
>>29685826>>29686910Ame is cute
>don't give Bubba any attention. even if he's starving, he has to learnWhat the fuck Ame
>>296869103 of them lurk/post
>>29686910Mori being here.
>>29685665 >Now Hololive has that market cornered.Not only does Cover got the first move advantage, now companies are starting to scoop up the western "talent" (speaking rather liberally here) that are still free and could in theory let them get a foot on the door. Did no one and Sony even consider going over to the Niji office and let them know that they're going to get globally curb-stomped?
Reminder that Polka is clinically depressed and on the verge of suicide
>>29686910Gura's devout faith in the lord
>>29686685sounds like bs
>>29686835Then send something else baka!
>>29686903>YO THANKS FOR THE FAT AKA ANON SORRY TO WAKE YOU UP I HAD TO TELL YOU
>>29686920Frankly anon, the whole situation is pretty gay
>Ew what does that meanMORI BTFO
>pretending not to know what pogchamp isamechama...
>>29686910Ame gets cuter after every stream
>>29686927This legit makes me a little mad. There's gonna be a cute voice chuuba who does cute ASMR in gen 2, right?
I WISH I UNDERSTOOD MY CLOWN GIRL FRIEND
>>29686910HoloEN will be wildly successful
"what does pogchamp mean?" Based Ame
>>29686690Our boss is way too cute KFPbros.
>pogchamp>what does that meanI love that ame denies her roots
>>296867270.01 hours
>>29686671LITERAL HOLY KEK
>>29686940Yes please understand even though this game had 5 years of development at time of first showing and a rumored budget of $500m backed by Microsoft they are still a small indie studio graphics are too hard for them.
>>29686910Gura has a crush on Amelia
>>29686910"Mori is Here" is pretty much confirmed at this point.
>>29686863>>29686752I prefer stomach deformation and bloated belly than that shit nty.
>>29686962You were the one asking for schizo shit.
>Pogchamp eeeww..Twitch BTFO
>what does that mean?How can she lie so brazenly like that
did polka always had this hearts in the eyes?
>>29686960This
>>29686912They just need to invite Sora and holostars
Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia.
>>29686910Ina collab banIna anger issuesAO chan is Ina's FF14 boyfriend
>what does that mean?Savior of HoloEN
>>29686960Anon... I'm sorry... she's streaming this sunday...
>>29686963You can't fool me, you just want me to akasupa again
>>29686959Proof for polka depression?
>>29686928
>>29686982fuckin hell
>>29686897yes, little man
>>29686641>American Vtuber Agency>Got Iron Mouse, Melody and NyannersCan't wait to see how censored those poor girls are.
>>29686504>>29686634writing a policy doesn't change the fact that they're all leeches.
>>29686954God I wish she'd say that to me
https://streamable.com/x05kbfCan someone explain what's happening here?
Mommy is going to tell us what to do.
>>29687003Changes with her expression.
>What does that even mean?She lied as naturally as she breathed.
>>29686777holy fuck I remember playing this with friends for a week after I had just built my first PC just to move on to other gamescompletely forgot it existed, cool game though
>>29686847She already is in my heart.
>>29686863Nigger what if you had a son and you're all up in there poking your little man with your cock? You think he wants to float around in your cum 9 months? Have some fucking humanity.
>>29686980She does it all the time, she hates twitch culture.
>>29687000roommate =/= Ame
>>29686927Do your reps, she said she'll try it but she doesn't know what to do
>>29686927>She finds it weirdWell she's right, y'know
>>29686968based as always.Reminder that any schizos thinking Ame wants to bring Twitch to hololive is operating on rrats that expired 2 months ago.
>>29686690Yes I believe in the trinity
>>29687024>ame will have to graduate for our sinsi don't like this at all...
>>29687025Be a member and experience the depression
>>29686947The secret is to play 0.54 with 4chan
>>29687033YAB
>>29686982Wtf's even happening here?
>>29686397>>29686472>even in their dreams they are embarassing failureswhy are you faggots so fucking pathetic?
>>29686982Doing god's work anon.
>>29687019Do yu relly belebe
>>296869402020 as an Xbox Series X launch title yeah. Running on Halo 5's engine while having to support the OG Xbone consoles really hampered it, on top of its 60fps goal in a sort of open-world ish affair ala Destiny.>>29686853I mean it's not like she's showing something like the Guinea Pig movies on stream.
>>29687024Shitty Gura version I made
>>29687033literally feasting on penis
>>29686783There's a bunch of naked dead bodies coming up.
>>29687016But the first one of those was absolutely blown out and the other two haven't been even remotely proven. You really suck at this anon.
>>29687003i think she can change the sute
>>29686928why amelia of course
>>29686910AmeSame LUST.
>>29687019After all her other Godly duties and her Pastor said it was ok.
>>29687003Yes
Ame is going to tell us what to do.
>>29686959She wont do it. She is holding out for you to join her anon. Doubble suicide is consider the most romantic Japanese end.
Who's the gremlin of HoloJP?
>>29686866I unironically like his art. Hopefully he figures out how not to drop his spaghetti.
>>29686505it had Rubidium
>>29687063Why is your penis crunchy?
>>29686671blessed
>well use a hammer for thatBRAIN DAMAGE FROM AMELIA!
>>29687000Remember when Ame said that she dislikes lying, but that she'll drop a few white lies wherever necessary?That's one of those.
>>29686866old news
>>29686910Ame loves Gura
>doesn't know what PogChamp meansWait so is she actually not s*chi?
Getting my head smashed in with a hammer by Ame!
>>29686936they simply do not care
>>29686982holy mary
>>29687033crunch
>>29687019NO WAY IT MUST BE A MISTAKE
>>29686789No, there's a serial killer who strips his female victims nude.
Someone make ame hammer bonk gif plsI'm too lazy and untalented
POLKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY IS IT DOING THIS TO ME
>>29687079AH HA AH HA AH HA AH
>>29687085Why isn't your penis crunchy?
>>29686933I'm so glad I made this post.
>>29686890I kneel because it's a picture of Gura.
>>29687045What is bad about twitch culture? Is it the terrible memes like pog? I don't watch twitch so I don't know.
>>29687033yabee https://files.catbox.moe/p32uak.mp4
Polka...
>>29687033This should explain everything: https://files.catbox.moe/0vaf35.webm
>>29686958It's alright, Niji can still pull from the enormous talent pool in India.
>>29686910Gurame discord sex and Kiara has a gun
>>29687057Your bible reps anon...
>>29687003she's got hearts, clubs and stars iirc
>>29687094How new? This was already debunked
Ame thinks Haachama can't mess up cooking a ham.
HAACHAMA HAM
>>29687019she said that last sunday too
>she's only ever had dry turkeypoor watson...
Polka is cute but she's kind of bad at this.
I dont think my dick reacted to asmr since the marine+noel one. And then there's this clown.
>>29687025become a member
>>29687079shion
>>296870530.54 seems about right. I there public lobbies in that version or do you have to make private?
>>29686936They'll never get over the bomb.
>>29686904>no fun faggot that just digs everywherefound the greeniggerstay in your base building with blocks like an autist while us Blue Chads are exploring the earth's crust like real rrats
>>29687094She doesn't want to bring twitch culture here.
Did you guys remember to buy a frozen pizza for thanksgiving?
>>29687067>completely blown outYou chickenfags really refuse to do your reps, have you seen this week's schedule? As for the anger issues, it's obvious if you watch the stream. AO Chan isn't her sister or a cover employee so who else could it be?
>>29686866Wait what did I miss.
Ame... your basting reps...
>Watching Watson blunder through Obra DinnHow painful would this be?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MORI WILL HIT 700K ON HAACHAMA'S STREAM
>>29687079Rushia's rage can outdo Amelia'shttps://youtu.be/uRRcbjXezS0?t=18
>>29687150Her ASMR is godly
>>29687111IT's called not being gay.
>>29687174BIG UPS
>>29687146Rumour is that her Member's only content is where the good shit is
Polkafags are the worst part of these threads I think
>>29687121I don't really mind twitch culture as long as it's contained in twitch, but people using twitch emotes in youtube is just cringe.
Why doesn't Ame play Q.U.B.E.
Ogey, detectives, have you figured out what Mori's cover song will be this month? I'm personally inkling towards another KING cover because their have been 2 this month alone.
>>29687019anon, most people go to church in the morning, not the middle of the night.
>>29687033munching coins
>>29686982does this mean she's gonna go save the jews?
>>29687174how will kiara and haachamachama react to her numberfagging?
>>29686960Santa Maria...
>>29686777ENMAAAAAAA
>>29686671The blessed narrative is getting stronger and I love it
Is sound posting dead? I haven't seen a sound post in a hot minute
holy shit I am so in love with this clown I don't know how to deal with it
>>29687170You can miss a lot of clues and end up finishing it. I'm pretty sure there's redundant clues
>>29687170Why would she willingly play one of the worst stream games ever?Oh wait, she did decide to stream another episode of Yabai Noire, so clearly she's not too bright, is she?
>>29687184>I thinknice joke
>>29687094anonchama your dox reps.....
>>29687170Coddled by chat/1000
>>29687177i like her dango eating from hime
>>29687165>calls out kfp for no reasonmeds and stfu
>>29687192It hurts her eyes.
>>29687194SSS
>>29687161green is the only way to play the gameblue is just NPCs programmed to grab flag by any means possible
>>29687195But "no stream on sunday" is literally where the church narrative came from in the first place....
>>29686956>>29686989Not a narrative. We had hard evidence from day 1.'Kiara is here', though? THAT'S a narrative.
>>29687137How many ENs will Haachama have to traumatize with her cooking?
>when I drive "in real life"NO AME THE KAYFABE, also why is she driving without a DL
>>29687111SHE'S MAKING YOU INTO A REAL MAN ANON>>29687117I kept pushing the farmer narrative and I'm happy where it is
>>29687164No, but I got a turkey leg and stuffing for one.
>>29687117I love the wholesome shit like this
>>29686671Our Yagoo, who art in Japan, Holo be thy nameThy Cover be done, Thy Dream is none,On ID as it is in ENGive us today our daily streams,and forgive us our yabais,as we forgive those who yabai against usLead us into Goslings, and deliver us from ChinaAmen
>>29687174HEY THANKS FOR 700K HERE'S TO ONE MILLION DEADBEATS BIG UPS THANKS FOR THE AKA
>>29687043It's okay to flood a dusty womb with seman but it's suddenly not okay when preggo. is /hlgg/ vanilla central?
>>29687204Sound posting is for dead hours, when a streams on people listen to that.
>>29686958Yeah especially with Vshojo being a thing now. They could further scoop up the talent pool
Well guys, are you?
>>29687170Bruteforce the chinamen/10
>>29687176Rushia is too fake for me to believe anything she does is genuine
Ame you already said you don't have a license, you weren't supposed to talk about driving...
>>29687184>not /v/ermin>not /pol/ocks>not doxxfags>not SEAniggers>not schizos
BAKA MY HEADthis detective... She's doing things to me...
>>29687186thisit's like the lamest thing you can do
>>29687194why would anyone even attempt it after Risu already made the definitive version?
>>29687094She's Amelia Watson, dummy, says it right there.
>>29687217Lets hope for more to come.
>>29687204Yorokobe anon, your wish will now come true.
>>29687204heres one some other anon made
>>29687174Oh no... all the akasupas that'll come in for Mori... she won't be able to stop herself from SASUGA BE BIG UPSING them all..
>>29687194We know it's a duet with Kiara. Current theory is Magnet.
>>29687204
Amelia is so cute. I can't wait till she does long ass Zatsudans.
>>29687227It's still a narrative until she hard confirms it, anon, and while she's a dork, she's not dumb enough to ever do that.
>>29687270>Realta Nua version
>>29687232California is a lawless land
>>29687043What if it is little baby gura floating in your cum 9 months?
>>29687184Every non-EN are.They should go back to /hlg/ and stay there.
>>29687176Noel's dark souls freak out was better.
Pain poruka
>>29687000Same way she lies about being single.
>>29687183It's just audience bias.
>>29687232What? She means not in-game. There's no keyfabe being broken.
AAAAAAA WHERES MY UPDATED BADGE? WHY IS STILL GOLDEN MAGNIFYING GLASS???
>>29687094Ame knows how to gatekeep
What would holoEN look like without Ame? What would your life look like without Ame?
ペインポル
>>29687244Preggo is the same as vanilla idk what you're talking about anon, it's just fking disgusting.
>>29687121Just watch channels < 1000 viewers and it’s fine. Also, the bttv & ffz mods are necessary
>>29687277ina's secret vtuber company is filled with whores
I don't think I can handle it. I've never felt like this before and it's reminding me of the crushing reality of my life. I can't stop listening though, it's a painful sort of pleasure.
>>29687270Hail Sora, full of seiso, Yagoo is with you,blessed are you amongst vtubers,and blessed is the fruit of your reps, Hololive.Holy Sora, Mother of Gens;Sing for us Goslings,now and at the hour of our graduation.Amen
Yellow cake with chocolate frosting? Great taste.
>>29687243>>29687272Explain how she's going to receive superchats on a haachama channel stream
>haha she said the word>LOL GUYS we made her say pogchamp>CLIP THIS PEOPLEwhat the fuck is wrong with them, it's just reading out the name of a twitch emote
>>29687232Saying RL refers to outside of games.
>>29687194>>29687275Kiara said the duet wasn't Vocaloid and thinks they don't have Magnet permissions anymore. Which makes me think Mori's solo cover is the Vocaloid song she mentioned.
>>29687270BASED
>>29687184>>29687285Fuck you>>29687204Nah I just wait till dead hours
>>29687285japan is in the globe, retard
>>29687277what is with all the fucking stickers
>>29687166think it's in reference to gura commenting on his art just like he momentarily sperged over in his cliptbf he acknowledged he was being an idiot too
>>29687165>have you seen this week's schedule?You obviously don't watch Ina's streams fucking retard, she explained what happened with the planned JP collabs and said that new ones are being planned.
>>29687281I'm more of a fan of the original soundtrack too for the most part, but Realta Nua Church on the Hill is better imo.
>>29687285Haachama is the only one who even qualifies as "honorary EN". These other fags are just using it as an excuse to post here.
>>29687279Why would you admit being an anon?
>>29685729Please take your meds, this is just sad
>>29686701Honestly I might as well embrace it. I almost got married to a woman in a similar situation, but even then I'm still here. I love loud, energetic girls, but I never met a single one of them who wasn't an absolute mess internally.
>>29687204Just for you anon, the usual.
>>29687296worseworse
>>29687277It's so fucking obvious when western artists try to draw anime
>>29687305just jerk off like the rest of us, really minmax the emotional crash after her asmr ends
>>29687285>They should go back to /hlg/ and stay there.nah but you should
>>29687311Her fans will superchat to Haachama just to congratulate MoriMori will have Haachama's chat up on her monitor so she can thank akasupas even though it's not her own stream
>>29686899>Ignores and distrusts the retards in chat breaking hololive's chat rules by bringing up Haachama in an unrelated stream.>Confirms Haachama's open request herself after the stream and takes it upon herself to complete it on her own time.I'm thinking based.
>>29687317And people question whether Ame hates her chat the most among Holo EN
>>29687184>I thinktherefore you are a faggot
>>29687277>whoretubersThanks for quarantining them to one banner so I can block it from my recommended
>>29687342What's sad about it retard? I bet you didn't even bother reading it
>>29687285True, i come here to escape the polkatards
>>29687094Anon her name is clearly Amelia Watson>>29687296Worse. Worse because my oshi is best friends with her.
>>29687317When you make a point of not saying something, someones gunna make a point of trying to make a big deal when you slip up.
>>29686866I feel bad that the joke went on so long. Dude just had a bad moment where he admitted wanting something that literally every fanartist wants.
>>29686975>Actually catch Polka ASMR stream liveWtf bros its stronger than the bedtime story VODs and it makes me want to get back into my JP reps.
>>29687277SOULESS
>>29687194Is her powerlevel high enough for Disappearance?
>>29687277which one of these is the least trashiest
>>29687211Noire is kino though, you fucking pussy.
>Ame will censor every yab word with a clip that says "Ididn'tknooow"
>anons are actually upset with non-EN holo's being posted hereWhere do you faggots even come from?
>>29687318That's correct. Our boy hasn't been streaming a lot because she's working on the music stuff a lot, she talked about how she hadn't even started recording the cover during... her last wine party I think? That or Crash.
>>29687226and? look, anon, the farmers market got closed this weekend due to covid restriction. that's why she's streaming sunday.
>>29687307Praise Sora!
>>29687317Artia started this in Hololive, and it's why we should never forgive her and spit on her grave.
Music anons, Amelia requires your services
>begging chatDoes Ame really..?
>>29687277all whores
>>29687397It's only one faggot that always gets mad at it.
>>29687296Worse, they all love her and she helps them out a lot.My life would be worse because she's my oshi and she's really entertaining.
WHERE'S HER CHRISTMAS VERSION FAGGOTS
>>29687277When will Mori collab?
>ame begging voice MY DICK
/mu/fags, now is your time to prove yourself to your oshi. Get on it.
welp time to learn to remix music
>>29686982>mfw preggofetishists got played into making Gura into the Virgin Mary
>>29687377he was getting a ton of attention already dude
>>29687093this but the other way around
>>29687342leave it up for faggots like you to make something positive - negative
>>29687385Melody
>>29687307Amen
>>29687407ke ke ke
It's almost time for the cunny show!
>>29687043The baby is covered by the amniotic sac
Thank kyew~~
>>29687376My bad didn't mean to reply to >>29686975
>>29687368It's sad that he's grasping at straws to justify his headcanon of a holo visiting this shitholeAgain, meds
wait did she just say so long gay bowser?
>>29687397Ignore them and keep posting non-EN.Except CN.
I want to make Amelia cry.
Imagine if she unleashed her power and begged for SCs like that.
>>29687385surprisingly, melody
MUSICIANBROS, IT'S OUR CHANCE FOR CHIRSTMAS SEX WITH AME
>so long gay bowserThat's it, she's getting cancelled.
>>29687377The Myers posting was pretty funny but some people were really shitty about him for really no reason at all when there's even a much creepier superchatter she has
>>29687340You don't, which is why it's an eternal narrative, anon.
>>29687404UOH
>>29687174she doesn't deserve it
>>29687260Risu's cover is ogey. Ayunda's cover is the GOAT.
>>29687094you can read it as her pretending not to know pogchamp, or not know what "being your little pogchamp" would actually meantbf I don't know what that means either, what the fuck
>"so long gay bowser"cultured detective
Gura loves me?
>>29687397You guys wanted the separation, amigo.
>>29687276Why is this so fucking good
>>29687211Wow, look at this complete faggot.
>>29687296She's not even my oshi, but it would hurt a lot to lose EN protag.
>>29687277That's soullessNow this is SOUL
>>29687296Amelia has been my only light during the last few months, I can't even imagine how shitty my life would be otherwise.
I love it when Ame begs
If you want a christmas BGM, give us something in return AmeMaybe show us those thighs... yeah babe... that's good..
>>29687434What the heck is Shark Sheat?
>>29687385The literal stripper
>>29687397hlg falseflagger
>>29687276this just made me sad that we will never get another muse dash stream from gura
>>29687184You're extremely retarded if you actually believe that even if you have bad enough taste to dislike Polka.
>>29687451that guy shows up on other channels too, doing the same thing. his SCs are always super cheap too so it's hard to catch them in time to report.
>>29687459
>>29687434
>>29687296In an alternate universe, people would be fans of whoever else ended up in Hololive
>>29687277good thing we can isolate them now
>>29687439>grasping at strawsmaybe you should fucking read it retard
>>29687397I don't like polka but I am fine with the clownposting in dead hours.
>>29687296Imagine Gura without her sunshine. I think she would of been on the verge of breakdown already.
https://youtu.be/YQAcWQ8mlUQGURA STREAM IN 2 MINUTES
>>29687399That makes sense, she would still be working on the chicken song at this point
>>29687414She already played it, but burgers complained so now it won't show up again until after this Thursday.
I don't understand a word of what Polka's saying but I know that I want to be her husband.
>>29687459Yes, Ame.
Sonic Adventure 2 for the Gega Senesis...
>Sonic Adventures 2 on the Sega GenesisAme...
>>29687428>Schizo narratives about a holo lurking this shithole>"It's something positive"Seek professional help, or just kill yourself
>>29687397I came from /hlg/, and I left for a reason.
Any clip of Ina doing the Monogatari tongue twister
>>29687285>Chang trying to take away our girls
>>29685792InaRebecca Guay
>Sonic Adventure musicQUICK,OPEN YOUR HEART OR LIVE AND LEARN
anyone else think Amelia's drawn out "thank youuuu!" during superchat readings is kind of ripping off Kiara's "danke schon"?
>>29687469>leaving out klaiusdo """unity"""fags really?
>>29687184>>29687285Too bad this is a Polka thread now.
Gega Senisis!
Are you guys going to lose your shit again when Gura mentions Klaius' art at the start of the stream?Because she absolutely will, she loves berets.
>>29687439explain the snack twitter image
>>29687271Fucking saved
cunny...arousing...
>>29687492That slight peak of the flat chest from the side view. U-uoOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29687504Dammit shark I'm getting my ears rubbed by a clown fuck off for like ten minutes
>>29687476
>>29687241KEKSAVED
>>29687277I can almost guarantee that if this was under the hololive brand this place would love the shit out of them.
>>29687501You mean graduated already.
>>29687241Underrated post.
>>29687512You had better make her happy, anon. And if you can't...
>>29687296worse, she had to support the girls a lot in the beginning and still doesworse, I'm probably the happiest I've been in a while, which is pretty pathetic honestly.
>>29687533I don't mind Polka or non-EN posting but come on, man.
>>29687460HERE'S THE SCOOP:Ever notice how all the "honourary" ENs have hair colours common of European ancestry? Polka, Nene, Haachama, all blonde. It isn't about speaking English, it's about being of Euro genetic lineage. Simple as.
>>29687440Yes
>>29687442I want Amelia to make Gura cry.
>>29687528No tribalism, only tribadism
>>29687407she had to beg chat for them to use her HICs in a song remix and even then it was Kiara asking for an Ame HIC remix for one to get actually made
>>29687528Protagonist does what she wants
>>29685792TenchouJohannes Voss
>>29687094Ame actually has the decency to try to keep up the Hololive spirit, not like certain someone.
>>29687544
>>29687307I cant wait until Sora pops up following Gura on the EN server and then helps her actually finish building something once she finally notices
>>29687285we have to tolerate deadpigs and now (you) too?
>>29687562She is streaming right now. You can have it back when the stream ends.
>>29687121Twitch culture developed the way it is (emote spam, copypastas, raids, etc.) because the site supports and encourages the behavior.It's better off contained in twitch because it doesn't translate well. It's also embarrassing seeing people push for it.
>>29687538No but if she doesn't I will freak
>>29687538Why does this thread keep flip-flopping between Klaius being a creepy stalker who is desperate for a crumb of Gura attention and a chad who is literally fucking Gura offline? He can't be both.
>>29687554Maybe the designs, but the personalities are generally cringy.
>>29687528Shitty bait.
>>29687519We're not trash over here. So that's fine
Gura if you're here give us a wink within 1 minute of you appearing on screen.
>No Nintendo Switch
>>29687530I don't have it. Upload it
>>29687552
Gura's early? What's the narrative?
>>29687574What can we say? Kiara gets things done.
>>29687564Explain coco
>that mumbleso why doesn't she have gamecube controllers anymore?
>>29687528that's not remotely similar
and thenand thenand then
>>29687586Just be nice to the image limit
>>29687564so AKI can come too?
>>29687570I want to scissor with Tenchou while Mori just watches.
>Kdramaoh no
>otome gamesAme...
>>29687277>tfw the actual porn star is the best streamer out of all of these.
Goddamn I want Ame to strema an ootome game now
>>29687554No chance, everyone already knows who they are and what they bring to the table. It would spawn doomposting larger than the original pre EN debut.
>>29687528retard
>>29686928JESAS
>>29687609same, fucking suffering, even though I would probably not even get in anyway.
I really hope we do get an EN girl in the next gen really into ASMR like some of the JP girls are. I'm happy to pay for a membership for good ASMR content.
>>29687285Fuck you. The more the merrier.Now go enjoy some shark.
>>29687552>>29687613
anyone else think Amelia is very cute today?
SHARK IS LIVE IZUKOOOOOO
>>29687613pretty based, I should do this too
>>29687604okay!
>okonomiyaki based and savory pancake pilled
Gura's BGM comes on and my depression decreases by 90%
Gura if you're here mention the shark beret I made
>>29687578But Haachama said poggers once during her lewd ASMR sessions.
>>29687094I kneel
>>29687619amirite? Kiara has the HUNGER needed to succeed on the bussines
ame your fujo reps...
>>29687121Hololive is not twitch
She's gone...
>>29687647exceptionally so.
>amelia dancing around otome gameslmao
UOOOOOOHHHHHH I'VE MISSED GURA.
>>29687652
>>29687647Shes always cute
>>29687609Just ask Santa next month. You do still believe in Santa, don’t you Anon..?
Polka just masturbated, right?
>>29687635I miss her so bad bro...
>>29687593He is a creepy stalker who is literally fucking Gura offline, like the good ugly bastard he is.
>>29687609>Switchfags get to play wiith AmeFuck...
>>29687539Could've made it's way to discord, or just sheer coincidence since the window to get a good screenshot in that moment is actually not as big as this schizo narrative implies
>>29687619KFP may be sm all b ut we have concentrated talent
BIG SHARK
>>29687676it was over so fast...
gura is streaming
I would call Ame cringe for playing these games but I play the same with the roles reversed so..
Just woke up, went to sleep after we went to a HERfag vs antiHERfag timeloop. Anything happened the past 6 hours?
SHARK TIME
>>29687620>Orange hairDo you really have to ask?>Explain MarineRed hair... A pirate...
Gura's voice comes on and suddenly life doesn't seem all that bad after all
>>29687652>izuko
chicken milanesa
>>29687569This. I want to see Ame emotionally abuse Gura in all kinds of ways while constantly giving Gura hope so she doesn't hate her.
>>29687703Fastest 30 minutes of my life
Gura sounds weird today...
Alright, which route is the one she likes?
What the FUCK is the music of the game Nene is playing?
>>29687285>Gatekeeping You must be from /hlg/
>>29687604Well she didn't wink but she blinked non stop. Not sure if that counts.
>you just gotta get luckyFUCK
>>29687647yes, cuter than usual even
>thought it was weird that Gura was starting early>realize I was watching Ame for 3 hoursoh...
>>29687554>Hololive rejectsNah
>>29687665Haachama has a bloken blain and doesn't know any better.
i want to animate kiara's sentai transformation in the same vein as sailor moon but im afraid i wouldn't do it justice..
IMAGINE
>>29686928who is Mohammed
>>29687593I think there might be two people in the thread. If that's the case, one could fall for a fake narrative while the other one falls the opposite one.
>>29687676>baits memberships>gets them>fucks offEasy noon for the clown
>>29687694Polka has an anal vibe inserted at all times.
>>29687578Why does Mori live rent-free in TeaMates' heads?
why are guras eyes being twitch again is she suffering from epilepsy..
>>29687647She’s certainly cuter than usual
>>29687652i k u z o
pls smell me gura
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*
getting sniffed by gura...
IMAGINE THE SMELL
GURA WANTS TO SMELL ME
>>29687647She gets cuter everyday
>>29687699Discord is possible, but you don't get a frame perfect capture by coincidence, anon. That's a literal 1 in a million chance.
Gooruh...
>Gura's nose...
Gura...
Does Gura sound stuffed up?
GURA
>She wants to smell meLater virgins
>Gura has a smell fetishGura.....................................................
>ame singing jump up superstarNow THAT'S what I call Kino Volume 5
GURA MISSED MESHE'S SNIFFING ME
>>29687647As always.
>>29687665Pogchama does not abide by normal rules.
Oh man... I love my nene
SMELL ME GOORAHHH UUOOHHHHHHH
>can i smell you?Oh no i can hear the chumbuds running to sniff post
>Gura wants to smell me>I'm currently bleedingShould I be worried?
SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF
>>29687628AKI was already allowed given her strong eigo reps
>>29687699Even if you tried to take a picture of that exact frame it would be different every time
Didn't one of you fags ask Gura to bring up some random fetish again?
Gura just smelled me cya virgins
A blanket with Amelia's skirt pattern on it wouldn't be too creepy, right?
sassy brat is in a mood tonight
GURA IS DRUNK
*SNIFF*
Is Gura okay
unpopular opinion hereI'm not feeling this ASMR shitdo I have to close my eyes or something?
>>29687708ina got her slime farm working more or lessame rage at mario postgamethat's about it
GURA SMELL ME BRO. SEE YA VIRGINS
gura smelled me
Can't stay up anymore. Time to go to bed. Goodnight
GURA SMELLING MY MUSKY COCK UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why does she want to smell me
>>29687720Is it being archived for members?
Smelling Gura's cunnyImage
Gura smelt mesee you later virgins
>>29687723Every day she sounds different bit by bit. She is stripping off her fake voice
>>29687793BASED RETARD
Amelia has improved a lot since debut and she's my second favourite now
>watching rhythm games gameplayMuseDash...
>>29687554The only one who'd get a chance is the green haired one, the rest can rot in twitch
>>29687724Goemon route, Im sure.
>>29687793>She was never drunk on stream, just pretending for the character
>>29687796Some people can't feel it.You're just defective.
I would like to remind people that not being a top tier zatsudan goddess like Kiara doesn't mean you can't have comfy SC readings in your own right.>>29687647Always.
fuck, Ive watched so many dindondan dance evolution videos. That song really is catchy
Gooruh is drunk
I enjoyed the creepy dentist roleplaythank you Polka!
>>29687808meds
>>29687130Can't wait for the "call center" experience vtubers to become a thing...
I miss muse dash...
>>29687796Get good headphones
>>29687801Me too, Sleep tight anon.
why isn't Ame ending her stream to watch Gura?
Amelia is a Wariochad
>>29687810Good taste, who's your first?
When's Gura getting a new GPU? I can't deal with the frame drops. Is there anything more irresponsible and disrespectful to your audience than not buying quality equipment?
>>29687796No, you weren’t neglected enough as a child.
>>29686853Yes.
>>29687744We need to know her sentai design first.Huke papa, onegai... I know you already have a draft, if not a complete design for your stash...
Here's your Dance reps.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTWBxXnz_2s
Why does Gura need to pretend to play Taiko? Just buy the game.
>gura put a pen between her legs
AAAAAAAAAA I MISSED THIS FUCKING SHARK
>>29687793I know this is just shitpost but I am obligated to tell you to kill yourself
/jp/ thank you!
gura's knees...
JAY PEA THENKYOUUUUUU~
you are now imagining Gura playing a dancing rhytmh game during her 3D debut
Gura... Your meds...
>>29687285fuck off faggot all of holo is fine here. don't stoop down to the /hlg/ retards level
Gura has a pen.
Gura sounds a little stuffy. Did she actually get the coof?
gura's ink-stained fingers...
>>29687846this one
Already a good stream
Luigibros...how will we recover...
>>29687750Tbf we only have 5 girls to talk about.
>>29687796I think it might depend on people, I never felt it, but the first time Polka started touching the mic I think I might have almost have gotten something, but her voice was just too far away. I think more direct touching of the mic would have worked for me
Why does gura sound weird today?
>>29687780Mayoegg
Gura's thighs...
>>29687825She was definitely tipsy for the first SC reading stream.
ina got ink all over gura...
MORI ONEGAI
>>29687796It's supposed to be relaxing but all it does is arouse me, what's with that?
https://files.catbox.moe/65cbzx.mp3
>>29687796Get some decent headphones.
>>29687842Shes trying to get though these supachas as fast as possible and Gura is stalling for her.
>>29687848lil bitch
>pretending to play rhythm games just from the videoliterally me
Gura is cuter than usual today
>>29687884she caught the kungflu last week
>Gura so starved for rhythm game permissions she pretends to play taikoCover please give this girl some rhythm games to play...
>cat marioso close ame that's not what they mean
>>29687880Yikes
VROOOOOOOOOM
>>29687854Ame already spoiled it for us.
>>29687796>Put on asmr>Put headphones on>Lie down in bed>Put hand on dickThe rest will come naturally anon
To any non members who just finished listening to Polka's ASMR, I just wanna say how much better her members only stuff is. Here's what you get specific to the members stuff:Longer ASMRs! Polka's Members ASMRs average about an hour and ten minutes a piece.Kisses!Ear nibbling! "I love you" of both the suki, ai and English variety!Polka tearfully talking about her haters, and then thanking her supporters and telling them how much she loves them!Heartbeat!It's really spectacular stuff, and it provably the most intimate ASMR I've heard. Not the most lewd or GFE, but most intimate.
>>29687855Does Cover have permissions for it? No point if they don't unless she wants to just do it off-stream.
>>29687270Based
>Open thread>Gura streaming>Chumbeats contributing nothing>Close thread
Ame thanked /jp/
>>29687884Prolly has a cold or something. Her nose just sounds stuffy.
>I have been pretending
>>29687855>>29687848small indie vtuber pls anastan
>>29687842they HATE each otherAme is best friends with Ina now
>>29687896Imagine the anger...
>>29687796it helps, also good headphones really help
>>29687880Based
A grown ass woman shouldn't be this cute
>>29687791That would just like a normal blanket anon.
>>29687907>>29687908
>ohioshes here
>Ame already mentioned
SHES TOO CUTE I WANNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF AH AH AH AH AH
>>29687913Spoonfeed?
>>29687876If she's only a little stuffy after all these days, she's fine.
>>29687893How did you extract this from our personal discord call
>>29687694She just woke up and has a migrant. All she wants is to feel better with Chat. What do you think?
>>29687277>>>/trash/
Writing on Gura's thighs.正
>>29687796It might no be for you, but people have different triggers and voices can be more creepy than soothing. My trigger is listening to stuff being grilled like steak
>Gura drunk>Ame high Why are my favorite Holos falling into drugs...
>>29687891They're such cool people.They engage with the community a lot and it shows.
>>29687804Probably
>>29687914I THINK GURA SUCKS!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE COVER FIX GURA'S EYESDO SOMETHING USEFUL YOU SHITS
dick tech tive
>the DICKTECTIVE
>Not even 10 min in and she is already mentioning Ame
Dicktective???
Main character...
did she change her sample rate for this stream?
AMELIA MENTIONED
my messages don't show up... why...
>23kIt's over...
ANALYZE THE AUDIO QUICK. WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND OUT THE WIDTH OF GURA'S THIGHS
>rhythm game on one sideis she playing muse dash?
>>29687876No you idiots, its probably just allergies, the seasons are changing, its getting colder etc.
She can't stop talking about ame
Someone give me the Taiko Whiplash vid, i cant find it.
>>29687907>>29687908>Stealing memesPretty lame, chumbuddies.
AME CUTE
>>29687564Is Flare /hlgg/ approved, then?
>>29687676That was genuinely pleasant. I'm glad that the shills broke me down and convinced me to get membership.
>>29687953Ame gets high? Based.
>>29687917She'd just play it off stream. She just said she's been pretending to play it by watching a video and drumming with pens. If they ever got permissions she'd already have it too.
>>29687856Shame Konami shelved that for Dancerush. I ironically liked it.
>>29687705Ame...
cute dicktective...
>>29687919Does she still do dicksucking ASMR like she did back when she was N*buhime?
>>29687880She's probably improved the most out of all of them.
>>29687950UOH
>>29687930>HOWASISUPPOSED TO KNOWWWW
AME AME CUTEGURA SAID SO
>>29687907>>29687908n-nani?
Anon is cuter than usual today
Ame cute!
>>29687983Neither can I.
>>29687880I've noticed a fair number of people with Kiara/Ame in their top two as of late, it used to not make much sense to me before but I kinda get it these days.
>>29687891Just send it to the Cover English email on their webforms. It took under a week for them to pull down some dox shit that I sent that way.
ame confirmed cute
gura... that's not how gravity works...
>>29687693If by Santa, you mean my parents, then yeah. But no, not gonna do that, I'd feel like a bitch asking my parents for something when I'm an adult.
I FUCKING love close-up Gura
>>29687959her glasses mess up the motion trackingCant be fixed
>You cant throw in 0 gravityMy retarded shark is cute
>>29687880Good on you fellow KFC
Chumbud workout:>10 pushups every time she mentions AmeThat's it, that's all we need.
>>29687892You want to fuck the clown.
>>29687975She literally just talked about Taiko not five minutes ago
>>29687986People steal memes from Teamates a lot in these threads
>>29687991>An elfYou tell me.
>>29687796From what I've heard its a hit or miss for most people, lying down on your bed at night and imagining that shes right next to you helpsGod I'm so lonely
I fucking love that dumb astronaut quote
I have a theory that Gura pretends to be retarded a lot of the time, but she also actually is retarded.
>it's another episode of never able to show up in guras chat on the screenWHY
gura please your physics reps
>>29687953They aren't but you need to be medicated.
>>29687991She's cute, I like her english message she does at the end of her streams
>>29687907As always.
>>29688007Shut the fuck up bitch I'll stab you
SHORK PHYSICS
>>29687973Got off the phone with Yagoo, graduation next week
GURAMEBROS
Gura... space doesn't mean slow motion...
>>29688031This is the truth.
>>29687986They’re both cuter than usual today
>>29687333Trips of truth. I'd say Coco qualifies as well since she actually speaks English in her streams even though the stream is not specifically tailored to EOPs.
>>29687414>>29687472Smooth brained opinionThe optimal thing to do would be to make a brass slow film noir version of the piano song.Christmas is seasonal, a sax cover is forever.
>>29688033I feel you anon...
>>29688021Going to get absolutely shredded
>>29688033Because your message is trash
please gura I just finished doing a physics final I don't need more of this shit.
>>29687975She is currently playing BPM I did my stalker reps, her friend suggested the game to her
>>29688016huh, i always wondered if glasses affect that stuff
physics lecture stream with gura!
gura extra cute today
>>29687993Only when she's playing colorful games or watching kids movies.
>The shark is retarded.Damn.
Gura seems even cuter tonight
>>29688064Shut up and answer the question nerd
>>29688033just keep trying, it samples about 50% of the messages i send
>>29688016You can program something to keep her eyes open whenever rapid blinking is triggered
>Playing the game
>>29687564That can't be right, Coco is the most HoloEN of them all, and she's a redhead, aka irish, aka practically a euro-nigger.
>>29688076how new?
Throwing aside, you can just beat them with the rock
>>29688010Where would telling them about permissions fall under for inquiry type, general?
>>29687986But it's true!t.m8
sometimes I forget how much I love her
I very DESPERATELY want to see Gura trying to play Kerbal Space Program now.
At this point how can you deny gurame?
Gura is UNIRONICALLY cuter than usual tonight.
IS gura fucking drunk?
>>29688030Jesus Anon, that hurt me.
>Physics learning streamI'd watch it honestly
Gura is unusually cute today...
Gura seems extra dumb today
>>29688025Freud was a hack
>>29687855You ever get into a song enough to tap your foot/drum the desk? It's that but frequent rhythm game players usually do it to an imaginary beatmap in their head.
Did gura not even take a general science class that air friction thing is like 6th grade shit
>Almost post limit>Havent hit image limit yet
>>29688102no. she's just like this.
STRIP PHYSICS QUIZ WITH GURA
>>29687763>literal 1 in a million chance.The moment lasted a few seconds schizo, and it was recorded at only 60fps, that's ignored how little frames had most of them actually winking at the same time
>>29688021>>29688058Will you make a counter?
Finsycs...
>>29687796I used to not get it but 10 years of loneliness has made it mean a lot more. I'm ok with it.
>>29688025Yes
>>29687564Might explain why Suisei isn't honorary EN, despite having as much EN exposure as Marine
Gura seems extra cute today!
Has Ina actually cuck Gura or is this just a running gag?
Ok you get no air resistance or loss of energy but with no weight to the rock I doubt it would have as much impact
Oh nooo... I hope my physics teacher doesn't rape me.............
>>29687333Anon, they can post here either way, this is hololive global and japan is on the globe.
>>29687840I have very good ones and don't get anything out of it. Why do people always reply with this
god her giggle...
>>29687154this is true.
>Teacher GuraDrawfags, onegaiii
>>29688076She's what you get when you fail or skip college and put all your time into singing/speaking reps instead.
Gura is pretty usually fucking STOOPID today
>>29688009really? I also have them top two but thought it was a minority view, maybe the muh trinity meme just gives the wrong impression. can't wait for more chess
>>29687796Get good headphones and crank up the volume. You can even hear the computer fan in the background.
>>29688105That'll be totally new
>>29688101Because she's a lot more loose and talkative. She might unironically be a bit tipsy. It's cute.
>>29688050The key thing to get adopted is to have interactions with the EN girls on top of doing your eigo reps, and the bugmen infesting her chat have stopped that. We picked up Polka during the Among Us collab since she'd been doing a bunch of English only rounds of Among Us, but that seems to have come to a stop.
>>29688067She's been talking about it for a while though I don't think she's ever said the name. Literally one of her first streams she was talking about how she wanted to play a "rhythm fps game"
Can't wait for Guras fluid dynamics class
>>29687986All of the girls get cuter over time
>>29687950
/hlgg/ is cuter than usual today
>type complex messagedoesn't appear on feed>type literally 'yes'appears on feed
COLLAB
>>29688125We're already at like 50 or 60 if you count each mention of her name.
>>29688114American education please andastd
>>29688087>It's almost as if my post was a joke.Damn.
>>29688076Good. I won't feel so stupid when I date her.
>if I disappear you'll know where I amhttps://files.catbox.moe/la308o.mp3
>>29688097It'll be like Pekora's.
>>29688031Exactly
>>29688016So HER picture that sometimes you post here is real?
>>296881053 hours stuck on chapter 1, please pleeease
Gura seems very cute and funny today
You can hear in her voice that she had sex today.
>>29688021How many are we at so far?
>>29688168how new?
>>29688140her giggle and uoooooohhhh are what does it for me
>>29688134I mean depends on rock mass
>>29688134gravity doesn't affect its mass. the energy your arm puts into it is identical. the rock will be faster because there is no friction from the air.
>>29688016but Ina also wear glasses but her eyes animation is no where as bad as gura
>>29687950naisu
Gura is extra retarded today.
Gura's still horny tonight
CUNNYOH YEAH
>>29688175I was expecting "courage to tell a lie"
UOH YEAH
>>29688089There is a literal email field titled English if you keep scrolling down far enough. That's where I sent it.
>>29688160Anon...
not even 30k viewers and my messages STILL get filtered despite being silvershrimp
>>29687896>Plays the 2nd continuation of her syobon action gameplay>Accidentally clears it on 20 minutes
>>29688108>>29688101It's literally the same Gura you're just getting relieved of your Gura withdrawal.
Gura is sexier than usual today.
>>29688140That one was extra cute!
>Image board>Post limit before image limitS-sugoi.
>>29688155This confirmed my findings then
gura is extra cunny today
Gura is extremely cute today
>1400+ posts>can post InaIna
i love you, gura!
AVACADO LOVE
I LOVE YOU GURA
I love you Gooruh!
>>29688137>when /hlg/ thinks we're the containment thread, but actually, they are
>>29688181She isn't cute today but she is funny.
i love you gura
I love Ame!