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HAACHAMA CHAMA~~~

Jesus fucking christ

>Three threads

Haha, fuck the toohoos

>ctrl + f avocado
>0 results
avocado

>>29653726
is this the one?

NOOOOOOOO NOT THE TOUHOU THREADS

>>29653726
This is the one.

>>29653726
Based Akai Haato thread!

gen5 only needs polka

>>29653744

>>29653748
post the other one

>>29653744
Did the MIMA thread get nuked again?

which of the holoEN's has the biggest butt
which of the holoEN butts produces the smelliest farts

Reminder that this is what purity fags took from you

>>29653746
MIMA NOOOOOO

>>29653744
Those poor innocent 2hus....

What did i do before hololive?

HAACHAMA THREAD! PUGGERS!

>>29653748
Avocado.
>>29653758
No.

<span class="sjis">Tier ranking of the level of "give a shit" each EN has in relation to streaming:

1. Kiara - Willing to go for excessive amounts of time, longest recorded EN stream so far, streams almost every day and sometimes even does gorilla on off-days. Has completely destroyed her sleep schedule for streaming and genuinely loves communicating with the community she is creating
2, Ame - Absurd amount of content, verging on doubling up on the number of streams the other girls have done. Only reason she doesn't take top spot is that sometimes she seems reluctant to go into overtime on streams and seems to often set hard limiters on when she kills the stream. (As can be seen by her constant skipping of superchat readings)
3. Mori - Very passionate about streaming clearly, but has underperformed so far due to her prior commitments. Will probably see massive improvement in her content output once Q1 2021 comes around and she can shed some of her prior obligations, but for now she's kinda stuck in limbo
4. Gura - Streams relatively infrequently in comparison to the other girls, has canceled a ton of streams last minute, often takes multiple days off, and sometimes will forgoe any solo streams on a day when she has a collab and just use the collab as an excuse not to do secondary streams. Almost never reads superchats. Not quite clear what she is doing with the rest of her time considering the lack of background info known about her, but its certainly not streaming we know that.
5. Ina - VERY regimented scheduling, average of 2 hours stream then buyebuyeeee, almost never goes overtime or does any gorilla. Reads zero superchats, ever. Will often not even get her schedule out till multiple days after the other girls. Narrative is she got into Hololive to make friends, but some weirdness is going on preventing her from even collabing outside of EN now. Not necessarily bad as a streamer, but shes lagging behind all the other girls in how dedicated she seems to the job[/spoiler]

Tier ranking of the level of "give a shit" each EN has in relation to streaming:

1. Kiara - Willing to go for excessive amounts of time, longest recorded EN stream so far, streams almost every day and sometimes even does gorilla on off-days. Has completely destroyed her sleep schedule for streaming and genuinely loves communicating with the community she is creating
2, Ame - Absurd amount of content, verging on doubling up on the number of streams the other girls have done. Only reason she doesn't take top spot is that sometimes she seems reluctant to go into overtime on streams and seems to often set hard limiters on when she kills the stream. (As can be seen by her constant skipping of superchat readings)
3. Mori - Very passionate about streaming clearly, but has underperformed so far due to her prior commitments. Will probably see massive improvement in her content output once Q1 2021 comes around and she can shed some of her prior obligations, but for now she's kinda stuck in limbo
4. Gura - Streams relatively infrequently in comparison to the other girls, has canceled a ton of streams last minute, often takes multiple days off, and sometimes will forgoe any solo streams on a day when she has a collab and just use the collab as an excuse not to do secondary streams. Almost never reads superchats. Not quite clear what she is doing with the rest of her time considering the lack of background info known about her, but its certainly not streaming we know that.
5. Ina - VERY regimented scheduling, average of 2 hours stream then buyebuyeeee, almost never goes overtime or does any gorilla. Reads zero superchats, ever. Will often not even get her schedule out till multiple days after the other girls. Narrative is she got into Hololive to make friends, but some weirdness is going on preventing her from even collabing outside of EN now. Not necessarily bad as a streamer, but shes lagging behind all the other girls in how dedicated she seems to the job

KIARA NO

>>29653744
THE 2HUS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NO NO NO NO
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>>29653756
nenechama...your self-esteem reps....

Polka....
Rice game is pain

>>29653744
someone please think of the 2hus...

>>29653755
Wait. Who?

>>29653748
Amelia traveled back in time to give us another chance, let's not waste it

>>29653776
66 minutes...

>>29653770
Why would you do this?

>>29653783
Not gonna lie, this outfit has really grown on me, really contrasts with the old one

>>29653748
Based. Ame was working overtime to stay on this timeline for avocado.

I love Ame!

https://youtu.be/TL470fJMi7w
Gura.....

Risu!

>>29653770
>>29653774

>Do my fast reps for the inevitable Ame Titanfall 2 mp streams
>Check my ping to freedomland while I'm at it
>250+
Well shit. Lets hope our freedom division knows how to go fast when the time comes.

we have chosen the superior blonde

>>29653784
its too late anon Ame traveling back in time is what caused it to happen in the first place.

>>29653770
>>29653774

Who really cares?.

Have a (you)

>>29653761
Oh the delicious sounds of her mouth munching on sweet things

>>29653770
>>29653774
objectively false.
kiara has streamed less than ame has.
not to mention ame gives you ACTUAL content during her streaming hours, kiara fills them up with zatsudans.

>my touhoos... my onahole treads

HEllO everyone - EHE HE - this is GAWR, uh, GWAR GURA!
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAK - BUEHEHE.
SHARK FACT! Did you, uh, did you know that SHAAAKS, uehehe - Uhm... What was I talking about?
AAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAYS. HOOCHA!

Reminder that shark is an autistic retard that cant even finish a single sentence without getting distracted.

Post your favourite channel emote
for me it's Ame's peko face

>>29653758

>>29653797
She'll never love you.

>>29653748
Avocado

>>29653770
>>29653774
Why are chicken fags like this?

>>29653774
>>29653770
Have a (you) for effort!

>>29653826
Thats fine, I'm not delusional.

>>29653770
>>29653774
This is some kind of anti pottery

>>29653820
Mori pog has some memories attached to it

>>29653824

>>29653733
it's so beautiful

>>29653804
There's no superior blonde. Waachama is just letting her sister Haachama have the thread for once.

>>29653824
okay now delete this

>>29653770
I hate the nigger that taught you fucks how to use le funny text.

hololive has shrine maiden.
hololive has rabbit.
hololive has moon.
Boom, Imperishable Night casts there.
See? hololive is 2hu so no more yapping about 2hu threads.

>>29653756
botan tho

>>29653817
Our babies will be very dumb but I will love them either way

>>29653799
This fucking tree rrat is getting too cocky.

>still no sched
>the one who releases the least amount of content
>Plays coop games alone
>The most forgettable of the bunch
>GurAme, KiaraxCalli, Inax.....................
Maybe Ina's the one who cares about Hololive the least...

>>29653824
UOH BIG BELLY

KILL THE 2HU THREADS

>>29653755
Akai is for marriage
Haachama is my daughter

>>29653817
I kinda miss shark facts

You know, teammates, I just thought of something...

When they send bodies back in time in Looper, along with tons of precious metals, they're actually producing more currency and contributing to inflation. Because the original money doesn't disappear, it still exists, it's basically a "double" that will disappear when it makes it back in time. But while it exists as a double, the original still exists at the same time.
Meaning that one copy can be sent back in time over and over and recovered to create "infinite" money. Meaning the Loopers are getting scammed and essentially completely free for the mafia.

>>29653826
Gura, don't take it out on us... Ame just has a hard time being vulnerable around others, alright? ..

>>29653774
are you actually going to post this trash every thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoI6y417xKQ

SHAAAAARK

Mori please answer your DMs. I sang your song 3 times, please respond.

>>29653803
She'll get fucking destroyed if she isn't making a private lobby since the community is so small and pub stomps so hard, I don't see her doing MP streams.

>>29653744
the 2hus...

>>29653798
What did Gura mean with this?

I like Kiara :)

At this point any of the girls that are looking to upgrade their computer should get an AMD CPU along with an Nvidia GPU. I hope whoever is helping Kiana buy her new computer actually knows a thing or two because of it's her manager then she's completely screwed.

>Polka is still playing the rice loli
How fucking long is this game

>>29653841

>>29653817
reminder that it's her personality and i love her

>>29653862
wtf dont post me like this

>>29653861

>>29653872
I'm still waiting for friend to cover it

>>29653770
>>29653774
Based on stream time alone
Amelia 100h (about 30 hours of members content+deleted shrek vod)
Kiara 80h (about 15 hours of members content?)
Gura 70h
Ina 55h
Mori 45h

Now fuck off

>>29653824
It's growing healthy...

>>29653872
She's gotta get in line behind the Oni and the Zombie.

It's been a day since Mima's thread got deleted
I'm glad that Mimaposter made another thread and happy to see her again
Little by little things are getting better for her

MIMA LOVE

>>29653774
Kiara has streamed much less than Ame if you check total hours. She gets destroyed, actually.

>>29653858
It's hard to stream when you're so depressed and harboring so much rage
Please understand

>>29653882

>>29653873
There was a sale on steam last weekend, so that should have thrown in enough fresh blood into the water.

>>29653872
if you don't think Coco and Mori are already planning a collab to end all collabs you're delusional

>>29653817
Do you even watch her? Why are deadbraps so retarded?

>>29653863

>>29653865
Me too. She's so bad at keeping with the kayfabe

>>29653824
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

>>29653894

>>29653882
Same.

>>29653869
Cute.

>>29653872
post a link, i need to masturbate

>>29653748
+1 avocado

>>29653770
If everything was exactly according to your tier list then the chicken would be the one with a million subs.
Sadly giving a shit doesn't translate to being entertaining or reaching the most people.

I have a Mori naive rrat, basically I believe that her taste in men comes directly from her insecurities, she , as insecure as she is with that imposter sydrom of hers, subconsciously believes that she isn't worth a big badass guy so she goes for manlets and defends them cause she believes they are insecure themselves, remember how she reacted to boondock saints, how she likes those ballsy characters, yeah I believe that once she fully realises her femininity thanks to Kira she will turn to big, tall, big dicked motherfuckers like myself who would start a fight for her, but hey that's just a naive rrat, a /hlgg/ naive rrat!

>>29653882
>>29653919
I'm watching her FE stream right now to fill up the dead hours. She's so bad at the game kek, but still love her

>>29653882
I LOVE Kiara

>>29653841
One day I'm gonna Donovan Gura.

kiara is the best hololiveEN

>>29653911
ironic replying to bait is still replying to bait, Chumbud

>>29653863
>marriage
When will anyone learn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wSKyDbZ7nE

>>29653902
MIMA LOVE

>>29653910
I wonder if they'll set the record for vtubers when it comes to saying fuck or some variation of it.

>>29653896
>+deleted shrek vod
what's up with only counting that? everyone has deleted content, with gura the most because of musedash probably

>>29653824
>>29653917
My disgust is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Why are chumbuds like this?

>>29653811
I think that copypasta is retarded but pure raw hours streamed is not the end all metric

>>29653851
We also a have witch, vampire, a doctor and several hermits
All we need is a maid

>>29653940
go back to your paralell universe

When I was fapping last night I kept accidentally thinking about Kiara

twapis...

>>29653940
t. Kiara

>>29653924
LYRICS:
HAA
weclome to my stream guys!
[verse 1]
FUCK IT
Modern day killer mus rehehraas mas
apapapa takin lives knives and guns
the real murder conessuiers in the ruins of hell
Get used to luring the audience with moe that sells, cuz
to my surprise, snatchin' lives, とりあえず禁止
nice try stopping the motherfucking Da Vinci of
Na na na? cant stop the brulahcgl
make sure you tplan ta tan tpla *breathes in*
jealous hates out there high five, I see you
"noones gonna buy this" bitch, I believe you
cute as all hell in a literal sense
a bitter sense ma
nanana nanananana
na nana na nana queen of sayonara
yoajgla wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
nonsayinm guyna na nana naa nana
na na its like that

[pre-chorus]
iv ye za da nai dai you'll be killed by what you dont know
but the othe sayin that I like so much more
is long the lines've reap what you FUCKIN SEISO
gotta know, aint it so, could you let go
of your soul for me, すごいDIE好き〜
I'm not assing for mah, do me a favour and die?
ごめん、失礼しますが死んでください〜

[chorus]
Kill em with the base
(unintelligable screeching dragon) TANOSHII
BITCH, murder is so fucking kawaii,かわいい、ね！
shinigami sensei, Calliope!
Kill em with the base till we get em to say "alright yay!" 素敵な暗殺〜
So it goes-

YEAH!~
Deadbeats listen its what you wan
me comin in the night for yaa
勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
you'll dance anyway cause it human nature
でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜
あなたの死ぬ日まで！

[verse 2]
*breathes in*..............
なんで敬語でラップしてる？ちょっと変だ。
Nat nat expected? Better tell ya straight-forward
Hear you all the way in hell, slamming on your keyboard
Go ahead and BE sore, I won't run
'Cause I'm a workaholic business-lady seten dan
Taking souls? Not an industry for suckers *breathe* one
But it's a mistress atan ta day in the sun
*breathes in* C A double L I O P E
I really love this fake-murder shit's eye-opening
Taking words I tana ta tan tan ta ting
nananananananananaannanan
nananananannanananananan
Humans, come at ME, I'm "masochistic" actually
Huh... whatever that means.
Yes, whatever that means
Come a little closer クソ鳥
Then laugh at me

>>29653944
Friends are not for fucking

>>29653961
>accidentally

>>29653953
preggo fetishists are not chumbuds

>>29653903
it was made by a chickenfag, ignore it anon

>>29653748
I guess this is the best timeline. Avocado!

>>29653882
I'm looking forward to see Gura and Kiara collab next week.

>>29653939

Meanwhile in Bizzaro /hlgg/...

Ina should draw Jojo.

>>29653931
Don't do this to me, you motherfucker. Mori is the beacon of hope for us manlets, don't take it away. Perish the thought!

>>29653872
>industrial-grade chick magnet
>harem growing faster than Kiara's
>not yet prison gay
>men don't want her
Isn't it sad Moririn?

>>29653872
Coco has been way cuter than usual...
>>29653924
https://streamable.com/7zi1u1

>>29653953
Ponchi made me like this

>>29653798
Why is this the last thing SHE left us? Is this a message?

>>29653905
>harboring so much rage
Imagine such a sweet girl with such a calming voice being such a rage machine for the slightests of provocations.

>>29653967
thats not a link to the video

>>29653924
>>29653967
forgot to post the actual link jej
https://streamable.com/7zi1u1

>>29653979
I hope it's her teaching her German phrases.

>>29653940
True

>>29653962
>Kills your 2hu

>>29653744
My fucking 2hu threads!

>>29653880
it's like serving a wagyu steak on a paper plate, isn't it?

>>29653994
She has. I just wanna protect her, now.

>>29653967
I am actually crying, my fucking sides

>>29653931
Fuck you Texas, and fuck you Lonestar Beer. Fuck the fucking Alamo

>>29653902
MIMA LOVE!

/hlgg/ is a lot cuter than normal tonight...

>>29653872
I'm gonna marry Coco

>>29653917
>>29653824

>>29653824
>>29653917
AAAAAAA AME TASUKETEEEE

>>29653869
i needed this

Real talk.

What exactly does Cover have planned for holoEN at this point? It's clear as day now that holoEN was a massive success. How are they going to do 3D debuts? How are the girls going to be used in Hololive concerts? Do you think YAGOO planned this far ahead?

>>29653726
>haa cha
>haa cha
>haa cha
>haa cha

>>29653940
I love her so much

>>29654020
Anon, I...

>Ame can have a Thanksgiving stream because all of her family is gone

>>29653992
swap the dress code

>>29653917
BBASED

>>29654012
It's weird I'm not used to her seeming so vulnerable

>>29653987
Kiara's stream is watchable
Mori cares about Hololive
Ina possesses a regular temperament
Gura is interesting enough for me to think of a low effort joke
Amelia

>>29653902
MIMA LOVE

>>29653872
That's Hell you're walking into.

>>29654031
>Cover have planned

>>29653987
I love Mori, Gura can go fuck herself.

>>29653951
I think Mori has like 8-10 hours missing at least (4 JP Streams plus amon9 us)

>>29654002
>>29653994
i love how much fun she is having

>polka tries to stop playing
>game wont let her save
THE RICE FIELDS ARE FOREVER
I don't like crying Polka guys...

>>29653975

>>29653761
I'm not much into the ASMR, they don't give me any sort of sensation, but the KFP eating stream was strangely satisfying and made me hungry.

>>29653917
Anon WTF

>>29653917
>None in the avocado tree
Son, I am disappoint

>>29653967
My fucking sides. Nailed it.

>>29653976
Not a chickenfag, not a transbrap either

>>29654035
She has Aunt May to support her.

I heard that Kiara said that she will collab with Gura next week? So that leech finally showed her true colors huh? Pretty smart, waiting to collab untill Gura hits 1.5mil to maximize the leech potential. Not sure how this will go with the audience though, I expect she will get some serious shit for this even on reddit hugbox, not to mention 5ch. No one likes leeches after all, especially such shameless ones.

>>29653997
I really thought we would have a life together but she scares me, I'm worried that she's going to hurt me or the kids

>>29654040
holy shit tux takanashi is fucking nice

>>29654040
Where'd you find that preview of their 3d debut where they go with a slow dance instead of the planned breakdancing and lapdance

>>29653987
>>29653940

>>29653882
She started out pretty shit but she has genuinely improved. You can tell she has become more comfortable with her streaming because she has cut down on the numberfagging (she didn't even bring up the live view count when streaming with Marine).

JWU, what are we mad about today

What's Kiara's member stream going to be?

>>29654070
chumbud here, i hope kiara collabs with gura, i think it would be fun and i look forward to it!

Poor avocado anon

>>29653917

>>29654070
Fuck off, My daughter love all her friends.

>>29654040
god damn, long hair Kiara is so much better

>>29654085
You waking up so late, what the fuck dude? Fuck you

>>29654044
Just remember the hate the ccp, but not the Chinese.

Anons... Think of the 2hus!

>>29653903
I mean it's a bullshit post but you do know there's more to that than total hours streamed right? Like those numbers aren't an automatic "I win"

>>29654070
I hereby mandate you to consume your from your local practioner described medication

>>29653799
Based.

>>29654031
No, they expected them to have HoloID numbers, maybe a little more. As for the future, I do believe they'll get proper 3D debuts after the rona shit is under control, meaning that Ame, Gura and Ina will fly to Japan, but probably only stay there for a few weeks.

>>29653987
I bet you write really interesting Darkwing Duck fanfiction

>>29654097
I am frequently thinking of Reimu's pits, don't worry.

>>29654031
Well I WOULD say that Cover would probably fly them over to Japan for their 3D debut, but that's probably too much to expect from them considering how little they usually do for their talents.

I can't take it. I need more Haachama. The cover this morning wasn't enough. I'm going to Australia to knock on some doors.

>>29654073
Don't worry anon I'll take her from you, I can handle her.

>>29654106
>meaning that Ame, Gura and Ina will fly to Japan, but probably only stay there for a few weeks.
don't forget Kiara would also have to fly over to japan, clearly they'd have to stay in mori's house

Needs more chama

>>29653905
What's wrong with Tako?

>>29654070
>Kiara doesn't collab with Gura
I bet they hate each other
>Kiara collabs with Gura
omg what a leech

go back to whichever hole you crawled out if

>>29653973
They're not?

>>29654118
That was Akai Haato

>>29653991
>>29654015
Sorry, short kings, but that's just my opinion, she maybe just likes short funny guys, girls love guys with a good sense of humour.

I don't like Kiara or Mori very much.

>>29654112
I mean they can afford it themselves, not that they should have to.

>>29653939
anonchama... your berserk reps...

>>29653987
>close chicken stream
>my mind's numberfagging again
>open stream

I can't live without Mori. I can't live believing I will never hold her in my arms. I would rather lie to myself and try to do everything I can to make it true, even if I know I will fail. My life is already ruined anyway so I have nothing to lose.

>>29654122
>clearly they'd have to stay in mori's house
This would be so fucking cool to see happen as an off collab.

>>29654131

>>29654031
They do the standard fare.
Even if Cover acknowledges that EN has been successful beyond expectations, it's still a "side" branch to the JP holos. Kiara and Mori pulled the strings for their songs, not Cover. Any advertising or events that EN has done have been the girls themselves.

>>29654060
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
Make your own

Do people here even watch streams? Narratives like this is flat out wrong when Mori confirmed that Coco is the one Mori respects the most >>29653872

>>29653744
Lost your 2hus? Well, boo hoo

I miss Art*a

>>29654054
oh yeah forgot about those, it probably goes mori > gura > ame > ina > kiara in terms of deleted hours

>>29654020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vt6PglFWb0

>>29654127
Out of all the the HoloEN girls, she generates the least SC's.

>>29654123

>>29654031
>How are they going to do 3D debuts?
They won't.
>How are the girls going to be used in Hololive concerts?
They aren't.
>Do you think YAGOO planned this far ahead?
No, but the success won't change anything in this regard. Outsider idols are still outsiders.

Confess

>>29653944
>Nenechi

>>29654145
I love Haachamas dumb face

>>29654087
>>29654091
>>29654100
>NO KIARA CRITICISM ALLOWED
Why are chickencultists like this? Go back to re*dit.

>>29654135
That's ok. I like them both quite a bit so it evens out.

>>29654127
I know right? I asked her the same thing but my message was removed and she broke her keyboard and spent 30 minutes screaming at the viewers (couldn't hear most of it because the mic was peaking)

>>29654140
Umm deadbeat???????

Mori, I know you're here. I just want one proper karaoke stream without any streams. Its the final push required for me to start liking you again. Please, its not that hard

>>29654131
https://youtu.be/y4vIw_NqFcc?t=605

>>29654123
What should Haachama cook next?

>>29653987
I really wish Ina would stop streaming for 9 hours a day, I can't keep up with all these anime watchalongs and strategy games...

>>29654164
I regret not listening to satansquare before.

>>29654136
They would still need to get a visa to legally do work over there, and from what I've heard it can be pretty hard to get a visa in Japan, especially if you don't have a degree or anything.

>>29652541
>I didn't see A Way Out
You are in for a treat.

>>29654163
Go back to /hlg/.

>>29654171
>I expect she will get some serious shit for this even on reddit hugbox
>Go back to re*dit.

>>29654056
RICE NOW!

>>29654178
>I just want one proper karaoke stream without any streams.

>>29654171
Your insane rambling hardly counts as "criticism"

>>29654151
Nah, never will either loser

>>29654135
no worries man, I'll cover your share

>>29654180
Haato......

>>29654178
you want what now?

>>29654171
>defending your bad bait
NGMI

>>29654162
I wish M-da S-tarou would draw her someday...

>>29654178
A stream without any streams? You wanna try that one again?

>>29654178
Also adding to this, no more scuffs during your karaoke. I also want you to fully cover dear rainy days with no scuffs.

>>29654070
I don't get people from within hololive getting called leeches, they are a team so of course they must support each other, if you want to know how a true leech looks like check the shit trannyshark does

>>29654145
>>29654169

>>29654171
Meds now!

>>29654178
>proper karaoke stream without any streams
shes not going to come to your house, anon

>>29654020
At least buy me dinner if you're gonna chat me up like that

>>29654201
I'm not from /hlg/, I'm just being realistic. Idols outside of the main JP branch will never be a priority for Cover.

>>29654129
Kiara does hate Gura, she just decided to swallow it up to increase her numbers.
If she didn't hate her she would have collabed with her when both her and Gura had same amount of subs. As it is now, it's obvious she's only doing it to leech.

>>29654118
Are you some kind of degenerate stalker?

thank you meido

>>29654178
Also, she needs to practice the lyrics

Surely you've done something constructive today, right, /hlgg/?

>>29654174
Yeah?

>>29654194
I don't think that'd it'd be too hard for them to get a three month artist visa assuming Cover backed their eligibility certificate.

>>29654122
>don't forget Kiara would also have to fly over to japan
Uhh anon you see the thing about kiara...

why are the schizos here again?

>>29654243
>Cover doesn't like money

UAAAAH CHICKEN NUGGETS

>>29653987
I hate Gura

Haachama is literally leeching off HoloEN
that is why she wants to collab with Gura so bad

>>29654070
Same with her numberfagging. But when someone criticize her about numberfagging the KFP jannies go absolutely wild and denies it. Peak hypocrisy

>>29654253
I did my archive reps and found this
I've been looking at it for a long time now

>>29653991
>>29654134
I didn't want to have to remind you anons

>>29654264
>"Our overseas operations are not yet profitable"

>>29653975

>>29654253
Yes, but I won't tell you what.

Dead hours, It's time to vacuum your bathrooms, chumbros!

>>29654243
I took a screenshot of your post and will make fun of you when they get a 3D debut.

>>29654253
I finished the book I was reading.

>>29654151
mori definitely recognizes coco's super hardworking/stubborn "fuck it i'm gonna grind it out" attitude

>>29654276
Mori, the Member's Schedule...

>>29654263
Anime unfortunately attracts people with mental illness

yo jannie chill i'm a chumbud AND a teammate

Just reminder. Gura's last karaoke was two weeks ago?

Feels like it's been forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YZuL-EhNo

Ahh the good stuff

>>29654067
>>29654035
>Aunt adopts her
no wonder she likes spiderman so much

>>29654261
For the last fucking time dipshit, Cover does nothing to help their talents. Why can't you fucking understand this. They get an iPhone and an app, that's it.

>>29654263
>again
they never left they just take their meds

>>29654278
>misleading y axis
ogey

Lurking

>>29654253
I watched Vtubers.

>>29654231
>they are a team
How are they a team? They don't share subs or views, dumbass. It's each Holo for themselves out there, dude.
Let me guess, you also believe that they all friends and have good relationships with each other? Stop being delusional, they're obviously competing with each other.

Why aren't you doing your Minecraft reps?

>>29654245
degenelate storker

>>29654291
What about it?

>>29654278
tfw no 6'6 gf

>>29654253
Yes, I've constructed a baby in my daughterwife's belly.

>>29654086
chess

>>29654282
I actually did vacuum mine hours ago and kept thinking about Gura

>>29654306
They normalised it so that both lines were on the same graph. It's not a strange thing to do.

>>29654263
It's SEAnig hours

>>29654243
I do agree, but I also wonder if EN debuting with five girls is a sign of an investment, compared to ID with only three. I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually get some form of preferential treatment in the future.

>>29654253
i did my chilling and listening to music because i'm on fucking vacation all week reps

>>29654300
They likely back Coco's visa so I don't really know why it would be any different for EN.

>>29654316
The three member streams anon

>>29654253
Definitely.

>>29654311
Is there anything like nijisanji then there is lot of backstabbing shit going on behind the scenes.

>>29654316
Haachama!

>>29654316
He said the member schedule. She still has membership streams.

>>29654311
Ina is such a conniving bitch, I seriously can't believe how she's always throwing the other girls under the bus and trying to undermine them on collab streams. Her gaslighting of Kiara last week was the last straw for me and I can't watch anymore. Crazy how Amelia is still willing to put up with it given how Ina always throws jabs at her weight and makes other such comments.

>>29654316
wtf is fake ASMR?

>>29654244
nah, being a numberfagging menhera that is intimidated by a quiet autistic hikki =/= hate

she asked gura because she admitted to her public chat she was scared of being seeing as a leech and had to rush for a collab because the chat would constantly push that topic otherwise

>>29654263
They like Kiara too much and are unable to contain themselves.
Just like me.

>>29654316
>23:00 JST
>17:00 GMT
M-Morichama... your timezone reps...

>>29654262
they aren't getting 3d before she leaves

>>29654253
I've been in class all day.

>>29654348
She didn't gaslight anyone. Shut up.

>>29654282
I did clean my house while listening to Gura karaoke.

>>29654316
Moar Karaoke!

>>29654263
Dead hours

>>29654354
She doesn't want to use the term "BFE stream"

>>29653939
Anon... Gura's not a boy...

Cover starts helping out their talents with tech issues, travel costs, work visas for foreign talents, chat moderation, doxx protection and other essentials, starts working with them to produce original songs and other projects

HOWEVER

Cover also takes a harder stance on oversight and direct management, the idols are no longer allowed to swear or play games that not only have permissions but are also pre-approved as 'sterile', also all streams must be pre-approved so no more Haachama lewd reviews or Coco crotch shaving or excessively lewd ASMR from anyone.

Do you take the wish?

>>29654316
That's not the one.
It's probably going to drop at nighttime JST, if today at all. She is still busy with whatever she was doing.

>>29654354
My favourite thing

>>29654299
Yeah the spiderman comparison's a lot more apt than the batman one.

>>29654357
what the hell is the argument that it's "leeching", anyway? what is she taking away from gura? if anything, gura will probably be relieved it's one less stream she has to schedule and lead prep for.

>>29654365
We all saw it, Ina
btw can you draw Jotaro?

THREADLY REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWGwRRPc6O0

How long until she stops bothering with unanswered calls, and just starts staking out Mori's workplace?

>>29654348
True. She reminds me of a shy girl I dated. Cute and inoffensive in the beginning, but turns out to be a bonafide menhera

>>29654253
Yeah. Can't say what, but it's something.

>>29654336
Probably because Coco is much much more than just a streamer. I'd imagine she's on fubuki's level of doing stuff behind the scenes. We already know that she had a major hand in hololiveEN.

>>29654354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3foPky_iE

>>29653770
>>29653774

I 100% agree with this based list of facts. Girls are all amazing, but people not seeing who puts more or less work into their streams are either genuinely moronic or aren't very avid viewers (in which case the opposing opinion would be kind of understandable).
>>29653811
>>29653926
Being forthcoming, engaging and friendly with chat garners loyal long time supporters. Ame/Gura have a more volatile fanbases (in general, obviously not all), who are more likely to leave or cause problems (see these threads during U.S prime time).
Kiara has the best synergy with her chat and her mod is occasionally contributing by enjoying the stream, making jokes and is being almost as an example to the chat. Ina's mod for example is a rude white-knight, who is making the stream off-putting because he has to put 0,01% of the chat in their place (obvious dumbassess/backseaters who won't learn either way) to keep Ina in her safe bubble. The last part is subjective.

>inb4 have a (you), meds, why are chickenfags or deadbraps like this, who cares etc.

>>29654354
Basically like her last ASMR stream
but it will actually be a secret date stream

>>29654253
I made cranberry sauce and bread and did my yoga reps and my finance reps and I did my working out reps and now I'm gonna do my drawing reps

>>29654348
>Her gaslighting of Kiara
What? when was this?

>>29654282
Why did retards get confused by bathroom vacuuming again? Do americans really?
Bahtroom ia probably one of the dirtiest rooms in your house, who the fuck doesn't clean it?

t.tv/hecatiaz
cute indie

>>29654354
She doesnt have the proper setup so its not really a proper asmr stream.

>>29654376
No, because that would make me drop my favorite Holos if they're literally just playing a character instead of using the character as thin veneer over their true self. I don't hate the ones who stick to it like Luna, but that's not my thing.

>>29654389
Has this shown up on Ame's super sunday yet?

>>29654409
we discussed this. most of us sweep it with a broom and mop the floor.

>>29654374
She should stop holding herself back

>>29654354
It's a zatsudan where Mori whispers cutely in my ear
https://youtu.be/N94hIntc6JQ
https://youtu.be/8648sNuMWBQ

29654410
Meidos, this one right here please.

>>29654394
>We already know that she had a major hand in hololiveEN.
We don't that's just a meme and given how she seems to be always streaming on either her roommate's account or on her Hololive account I seriously doubt she does fuck all "behind the scenes".

>>29654391
She better bring along some anti-venom for snek bites.

>>29654420
No, but Kiara played it during the super chat reading after her karoake.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27691981
Really cutelewd AmeSame fic.

Do you have any SHARK FACTS?

>>29654391
when snek finally snaps and joins her

>>29654311
>Let me guess, you also believe that they all friends and have good relationships with each other?
no, but they are co-workers for the same company, helping someone get subs is not a zero sum game, it is beneficial to both parties and will help the company as a whole

>>29654407
Stop avatarfagging

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyZz8rxitHU
HAACHAMA

>>29654410
>>>/vyt/
fuck off

>>29654316
>Mori had to beg Haachama and Kiara to play that kusoge with her after Ame and Gura told her to fuck off
Forest...

>>29654332
Why would they get preferential treatment when they're not profitable?

>>29654383
It's just scraping at the bottom of the narrative barrel because everything else has been shot down.
It's not even a narrative it's just straight up hatred and seethe.

>>29654408
You can check the archives, caused Kiara's last big on-stream breakdown. Probably some clip channels with it up. It was pretty brutal and followed by one of Ina's infuriated rants on stream

>>29654410
Kys

>>29654443
based seanigger

>>29654316
I really hope she does a cover of the real slim shady and maybe a few other rap songs. I like to hear her try and do some more English rap. Some DMX and Bones thugs n harmony would be cool. I bet she could do a nice job with crossroads.

>>29654443
How is this avatarfagging I just edit big smiles on funny anime girls

>>29654438
Yes.

>>29654426
She's not holding herself back
She just also isn't actually aware of her full power, only that people like the sleepy reapy gimmick

>>29654401
inb4 have a (you), meds, why are chickenfags or deadbraps like this, who cares

>>29653820
dansch
keön!

>>29654434
The latest one? I want to find it

>>29654429
Wtf I am now a ghostling

>>29654438
No, figure it yourself Gura.

>>29654457
Haachama asked her to play. At least watch their streams so your narratives don't contradict easily accessible information.

>>29654438
Cows kill more people in a year than sharks in the US

>>29654316
>Overcooked
into the trash it goes

>>29654438

>>29654457
https://youtu.be/29A7NrbtTp4?t=8911

>>29654354
She doesn't have the fancy binaural mic so it's more like "autist whispers into your ear" instead of "actually tries to do asmr."

i'm obsessed with the idea of gura wearing cute flannel pajamas and giving her a hug

>>29654461
>followed by one of Ina's infuriated rants on stream
Now you are just pulling my leg.

>>29654444
my blain

>>29654409
Bathrooms generally have more dirt stains than dust and vacuums don't work on fucking stains. You'll have to mop it anyway.

>>29654432
Hello hlg, still seething I see.

>>29653882
I also like the chicken

>>29654457
Haachama loves kusoge though

>>29654474
https://youtu.be/EDuVx4r_4g4?t=9651

>>29654489
You're one of the good ones.

>>29654438
Yes

tha HaachaMori overcooked collab is going to be kino and you will all eat your words again

>>29653931
>>29654278
6'3'' here. Thanks bros, I'll take good care of her. 3 kids is a good start

>>29654461
Yeah dude, I was a bit shocked when Ina went on to a 1 hour long rant about how much she hates Germans and niggers. Crazy shit

>>29654500
Thanks mate

>>29654394
She used to do some stuff behind the scenes but I doubt she will get any offer soon. Any company related will avoid her for the time being.