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2942926 No.2942926 [Reply] [Original]

After a whirlwind romance and a night of drinking, you wake up to find that you are now married to Furude Rika.

How do you explain this to your family/friends?

>> No.2942930

Suicide note.

>> No.2942934

IT'S ALRIGHT, SHE'S LEGAL

>> No.2942940

[X] Genuflect

>> No.2942945

I don't need to

[X] escape and have a honeymoon every night (and day)

>> No.2942992

im not sure how I managed this outcome, but if this is a legally binding marriage, then fuck everyone. I got me a loli marriage to consummate, over and over again.

>> No.2942995

>How do you explain this to your family/friends?
I have decided that my mom does not need to know about me having a girlfriend.

>> No.2943011

It's a legal marriage and her parents have approved it (lol).
Then I'll make her Nipa every day.

>> No.2943032
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>>2943011her parents have approved it
Her parents are dead.

>> No.2943057

Bernkastel?

>> No.2943065

>>2943032
then who was phone

>> No.2943066

>>2943032
>Her parents are dead.
>thats the joke

>> No.2943082

>>2943057
That's how I answer >>2942926

I got trolled.

>> No.2943091

>>2943032


Rika is batman?

>> No.2943101

>>2943091
She really isn't bothered because they were like Rosa so yeah.

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>>2943065

>> No.2943119

Oh Shion, you insane, insane woman.

>> No.2943126

>>2942926
"Well mom, I'm still not gay and I finally got married. You choose to object at this late hour?"

Friends: "yah, B, we'll pretend to be surprised. You ever gonna draw "Wetting Shrine Maiden" now"?

>> No.2943132

Sauce for OP pic's doujinshi?

>> No.2943133

>>2943101
Her parents didn't beat her.

>> No.2943148

>>2943126Wetting Shrine Maiden
wat

>> No.2943182

I don't have to explain shit, I'm too busy consummating the marriage

>> No.2943193

If I am married, then that means it was sanctioned by the state. Nothing to hide here.

>> No.2943204

>>2943133
I know, I just wanted to see if you knew that.
It was Satoko's parents.

>> No.2943270
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2943270

Meanwhile, at Furude Shrine..

>> No.2943322

>>2942926
"She's much older than she looks"

>> No.2943358
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>>2943322
"And acts."

>> No.2943628
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>> No.2943902

>>2942926
"She may be an elementary school student but she's very mature."

>> No.2943910

She's +100 years old for pete's sake!

>> No.2944217

>>2943910
Rika is such a cradle-robber.

>> No.2944265
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>> No.2944384

>>2942926
Damn you OP! DAMN YOU!!!... That applies to me very VERY MUCH except what #$^%@$ happened is this!...

>After a night of heavy drinking, you wake up and find yourself naked in bed besides a corporate attourney in her mid thirties working for RCBC who happened to be your fiancee... also naked.

How do you explain to your family/friends the bulge in her stomach eight months later?...

Lol!... I'm gonna be a daddy this August!

>> No.2944412

>>2944384
haha! too late for FALCON PUNCH!

enjoy child support mugen.

>> No.2944457

so the governments sez its legal for me to have sex with her and she loves me? i would give a fuck what my friends/family said. i know at least a couple would be hella jealous and if any of my normal friends gave me shit id be like "enjoy ur oldhag, im going home to cum in/on my loli waifu"

>> No.2944469

>>2944384
falcon punch that bitch

lol normalfag got pwned

>> No.2944481

I would lie and tell my friends and family I adopted her.

I am so shameful.

>> No.2944484

do you think rika would be down for a 3way with satoko?

>> No.2944486

fuck shame. id be making out with her in public

>> No.2944493

>>2942945
>>2942992
>>2943065
>>2943148
>>2944412
>>2944457
>>2944469
>>2944484
>>2944486

Samefag.

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>>2944484
She'd be the one to bring it up.

>> No.2945036 [DELETED] 

>>2944510
Was it sauce for this ever provided?

>> No.2945042

>>2944510
Was sauce for this ever provided?

>> No.2945116

I wouldn't need to be drunk to marry Rika. The family would be told that I adopted a child from overseas. The friends would get the truth.

>> No.2945127

>>2945116
You either have great friends or a terrible family, if you trust the former more than the latter.

>> No.2945150

>>2945042
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JYI1WJ65

>> No.2945155

>>2945127
The family is alright, but they are all religious types. There is no way in hell they would accept a great girl like Rika. They'd probably call the party van themselves.

>> No.2945167

nipah if you are horny?

>> No.2945213

>>2942926

Seriously brosef, my friends and family would not care. That's how we roll.

>> No.2945215

Divorce Rika, marry Sextoko.

>> No.2945243
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>>2945167
but then I'd never stop nipahing.

>> No.2945245

PARENT ASK WHY MARRIED TO LITTLE GIRL?

I EXPLAIN WITH FISTS

>> No.2945260
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>> No.2945294

>>2945116
Yes. I too would jump at an opportunity to marry Rika.

>> No.2945895
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>> No.2945919
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I'm pretty sure the first night of my honeymoon with Rika would be the greatest event in human history.

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>>2945895
I'm sure Rika would appreciate our devotion to her.

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>>2945150
what the fuck did i just read.

>> No.2946004

>>2945150
This.. This needs a fucking translation

>> No.2946045

sheisacartoonnotyourwaifu.jpg

>> No.2946066

>>2946045
My love for her is real. That is all that matters.

>> No.2946090

>>2946066
how does it feel to love a fictional character that you know can never love you back

>> No.2946097

>>2946090
Feels good man.

>> No.2946109
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2946109

My love for her is real. That is all that matters.

>> No.2946126

>>2946066
Needs less bias!

>> No.2946128

>>2946126
What do you mean by bias?

>> No.2946132

>>2946126
Can you upload some Rika doujin?

>> No.2946135

>>2946132
Here you go:
http://rapidshare.com/files/63538674/C70_higurashi_rika_doujinshi.7z

>> No.2946153
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>>2946128
Isn't it about time to upgrade Rika to Bernkastel or Rose-tan?

>> No.2946164

>>2946153
Why should I? I've loved Rika for 2 years now and my feelings for her have not wavered. I have no desire to switch to another character (as that's what Bernkastel effectively is in Umineko).

>> No.2946746
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2946746

Rika is the pinnacle of humanity.

>> No.2946763
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2946763

>>2946153
Rika is adorable and pure, plus has a real DFC. Bern is cruel and twisted.

Nobody knows enough about EP5-tan yet.

>> No.2946786 [DELETED] 

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>> No.2946791

>>2946763
yet, there is already so much fanart of her out there.

>> No.2946792

>>2946746
Yes. Rika is the embodiment of perfection. There is no reason to choose anyone other than her.

>> No.2946809
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2946809

Bernkastel all the way.

>> No.2946821
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2946821

Japanese girl cooking spaghetti while jumping through 7 FLAMING HOOPS.

>> No.2946824

>>2946809
she will bite your dick off

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>>2946824
I will take that risk!

>> No.2946838
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>>2946821
HOLY SHIT!

>> No.2946840
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>>2946840
AGAIN?

>> No.2946856

>>2946821
I always knew that Rika was talented.

>> No.2946862

>>2946833
Don't listen to him, she wouldn't bite your dick off. She's not that direct.

She'd find a way to kill your sister and make you tear your own dick off or something. While claiming to be your ally.

>>2946821
that's it /jp/ is finished go home everybody show's over

>> No.2946867
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>>2946862
For Bernkastel I will happily sacrifice my sister and my manhood.

>> No.2946881

>She'd find a way to kill your sister and make you tear your own dick off or something. While claiming to be your ally.

You pretty much described Beatrice there.

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>>2946867
That's... Well, you obviously see something in Bern I don't. Good luck with that, then.

>>2946881
I hate witches, I guess.

>> No.2946928

>>2946867
Why choose Bern over Rika?

>> No.2946959

>>2946821
BEST PICTURE EVER

>> No.2947055
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>>2946763
>Rika is adorable and pure, plus has a real DFC. Bern is cruel and twisted.

No pretty much both can be coldhearted bitches when they feel like it. Rika before K1's lolmiracleswithwords was about ready to accept that she would be isolated for all eternity. And had already given up on her parents, seen Akasaka not return in time to save his wife probably several times, been helpless to save Shion, Rena, K1 from going apeshit a few hundred times and just stopped caring. . . Near the end she was pretty Machiavellian sounding.

Bern has done EVERYTHING she has for the perpose of keeping Battler in the game. She is firmly on his side. Sure she dicked with Ange to do so but hey, shes a) a witch and b) Said in the beginning she would help Battler win, never said anything about playing nice to reach that end

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>>2946928
because she is healthy and scary.

>> No.2947074

>>2947055
She is building him up, making him hope and once he is about to reach the finishing line can see and nearly touch it she is going to take it all away from him.
She is just living, working, enduring for just that small moment.
She is after all, the cruelest Witch.

>> No.2947080

>>2947055
Rika was cynical because she had spent a century trying to help herself and her friends and never managed to. She didn't do anything that could be called evil.

>> No.2947088

>>2947073
I see. Neither are things I would class as desirable.

>>2947074
There is no evidence so far that Bern has an ulterior motive.

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2947091

I love her cruelty!

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>>2947088
I enjoy my nipah from hell.

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>>2947074
Cruel or not, she isn't going to play on Lambda's side of the court because she doesn't want to play "penalty game" for a few million years. And with 34 after a tie Bern's only reasonable choice is a clear victory for SOMEONE. And she already said she isn't helping Beato with CERTAINTY that a MIRACLE will not occur.

So all the evidence to me points at her being firmly on Battler's side, because she isn't on Beato's and doesn't want a tie.

She may be cruel but she like all witches wants to win even more than be randomly cruel

>> No.2947106 [DELETED] 

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>> No.2947124

>>2947105
Bernkastel is boss troll.

She knows how to manipulate Lambdadelta.
Once there is a chance it is 2:0

>> No.2947129

>>2947080
I never called her "evil", just as you said cynical and coldhearted.

I don't particularly think of Bern as "evil" either. Just ruthless and detached in her pursuit of victory. Not like her Xanatos gambit with Ange was news to anyone since her description in TIPS often states she has "glassy emotionless eyes" and her "heart broke over the journey of 1000 years" Not exactly "sugar in creampuffs"

>> No.2947142
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2947142

Bernkastel is made of sad emotions and getting brutally murdered.
of course she is not a nice person.

Blame her for this.

>> No.2947149

if rika is so smart, why did it take her over 100 years to get out of the maze?

>> No.2947155

>>2947149
Because Takano is much smarter?

>> No.2947157

>>2947129
Why do you think Rika is cold-hearted? She obviously cares for her friends and still tries to help them (e.g. trying to inject Shion with C123) despite her efforts having failed for a century.

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2947158

>>2947149
Takano.

She is at fault again.

>> No.2947168

>>2947105
You misundestood, she is on no ones side. She is on her own side.
Everything is going just as planned for her.
>There is no evidence so far that Bern has an ulterior motive.
and that is exactly why. she is keeping low, watching as they all dance on top of her palm. She doesn't need to do anything, just enjoying the show.

>> No.2947172

>>2947158
What about global warming?

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>>2947172
Takano.

>> No.2947182

>>2947149
Rika didn't find out that alleged Takano's time of death didn't match that of her corpse until Minagoroshi-hen, and at that point she figured it out quite fast.

As far as she was concerned, Takano had the least motivation to kill her since Rika was essential in her research and she died before Rika. (Which Rika assumed meant that her murderer eliminated Takano in order to remove the protection the Yamainu could provide.)

>> No.2947217

>>2947155
>>2947158
Takano is no excuse. Rika had unlimited lives, and that invisible horned girl to boot- why didn't she find the truth sooner? i know it must have taken time, but more than 30 years is unacceptable.

>> No.2947229

>>2947182
>>2947217

That IS true.

Why not have Hanyuu follow Takano at all times in at least one world?
Just to figure out exactly how she "dies".

>> No.2947243

>>2947229
That's like asking why in Lord of the Rings the don't simply fly with eagles to Mt. Doom and throw the ring in. There quite simply wouldn't be a story if that happened.

>> No.2947244

>>2947229
because we would have 2-3 arcs that way?

>> No.2947254

>>2947217
Rika spent roughly 70 years raping Satoko in every way possible.

>> No.2947260

>>2947229
Why does every shonen character explain his powers?

>> No.2947263

>>2947243
>>2947244
The story is good, but rika is stupid.
besides, i imagine sauron defances against airstrike are quite high, with the flying nazgul and all.

>> No.2947269

>>2947243

Well I'm pretty sure the Orcs would've shot them down or they'd have to fight the Nazgul to get there.

And if they miss the drop or one of the Nazgul swipes and catches it/takes out the eagle carrying the Ring, they're fucked.

>> No.2947276

>>2947263
The Nazgul get flying steeds months after the Fellowship starts out. Until then they were on horses. There is no in-universe reason that this wouldn't have worked.

>> No.2947279

>>2947269
>>2947263
So instead of pansy hobbits on a picnic to the land of death, we'd have Gandalf kicking Nazgul ass on top of a giant eagle while flipping off the Lidless Eye on the background.

I know which version I prefer.

>> No.2947283

That big eye can shoot laser beams of death.

>> No.2947287

>>2947263
Why do you think Rika is stupid by the way? She never finds out any of the pieces of information incriminating Takano that the viewer gets.

>> No.2947288

>>2947276

They had flying steeds earlier, they just didn't use them. Do you think they just magically appeared or something?

>> No.2947290

>>2947276
Wasn't it because Sauron tried to conceal his resurrection?

>> No.2947296

>>2947276
>There is no in-universe reason that this wouldn't have worked.

-Saruman
-A few million orc archers, give or take a few thousand (not even the eagles are arrow-proof)
-Gandalf would still be "the Gray" at this point and have not yet increased his powerlevel

>> No.2947299

Sauron can feel his ring.

Some archers would have made spaghetti out of the bird.

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>>2942926

>> No.2947322

>>2947288
Eagle can fly miles off the ground. Good luck hitting something that far with an arrow. And by the time Sauron detected them, it would have been too late to send archers to the volcano or to get the Nazgul to come back to Mordor and mount their flying steeds.

>> No.2947327

>>2947309
Lies!

>> No.2947333
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>>2947322
Wouldn't the eagle get possessed by the ring and refuse to drop it into the volcano?

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>>2947309

>> No.2947348

>>2947287
to had over 100 years to investigate. even without viewer knoeledge, the invisible horned miko is enough for her to nail the culprit in a year.

>> No.2947349

>>2947322
>And by the time Sauron detected them
Dis you forget he can feel the ring and that the ring WANTS to go back to him?. Also one does not simply fly HUEG EAGLES into Mordor. Undetected anyway.

> Eagle can fly miles off the ground

Need to fly lower to drop ring into the volcano though

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>> No.2947352

>>2947333
Not if the hobbit riding the eagle was holding it.

>> No.2947357

>>2947322
The only reason Sauro did NOT accurately see where his ring was near the end is because his nazgul kings were being killed and an army including the King and the Wizard came on his fucking door.
Unless you repeat similar circumstances to even ensure the Nazguls are not hunting the eagle from the very start, it's still a failure of a plan.

>> No.2947360

>>2947352
People and birds near the ring get possessed.

Se everyone of them for example.

>> No.2947364

>>2947352

It exerts its influence fairly widely. How do you think it got both Bilbo and Deagol to find it?

>> No.2947369

Shiki can kill the One Ring.

>> No.2947370

Why are we discussing lord of the weed?

>> No.2947375

>>2947348
He couldn't sense the location of the ring when Frodo was in Mordor for weeks.

>>2947349
The could go down around the volcano. And there'd be no serious defenses in Mt. Doom, because it was deep into Mordor and as Gandalf says, Sauron could not even conceive of the idea that someone would want to destroy the ring and would thus never guard against it.

>> No.2947376

>>2947369

You did not just do that... FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>> No.2947378

Shiki can kill Sauron

>> No.2947385
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2947385

Shinki can create that one ring. And another one. Discuss.

>> No.2947386

>>2947348
Hanyuu cannot take an active part though, so that can't be held against Rika.

And what sort of investigation could Rika do? Ooishi thinks she's an ally of the Sonozakis so he wouldn't share police information with her. The Sonozaki know nothing themselves, nor do Irie or Tomitake. And Takano of course would have no reason to help her.

>> No.2947396

>>2947385
You are already dead

>> No.2947398

>>2947375

>He couldn't sense the location of the ring when Frodo was in Mordor for weeks.

You mean when he was engaging in the largest war the world had ever seen?

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>>2947396
Shinki can create herself despite being dead. Discuss.

>> No.2947466
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2947466

Lies and slander in this Thread. Takano loves her Rika.

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2947537

>>2947466
That's all pro-Droopy propaganda. We won't fall for it.

>> No.2947557

>>2947466
Sure. She loves Rika to death

>> No.2947622

>>2947386
she did in the end why not from the start?
rika figured someone was after her. why not make some sure death risks just to get vital information herslf?
she had over 100 years! surely she could have done something...

>> No.2947634

>>2947622
Such as?

>> No.2947660

>>2947634
such as, figuring sending out the horned to find the place the guys in the suits came from.
such as starting to predict the future for everyone and gain the entire villige trust.
such to see every bit of the plot herself.
such as finding some strong guy(s) and watch anything that is supposed to happen... liketakano getting killed.

>> No.2947769

>>2947660
Who are the "guys in the suits"? If you mean the Yamainu, she already knows who they are.
Perhaps she did try to act as a prophet and it failed. fter all, we see the story around 100 years after its start. And Rika wants to live a normal life, so making blatant predictions to everyone might interfere with that.
And who would she get to watch Takano? Besides, Takano has the Yaminu, so if they saw someone trailing her, they'd no doubt eliminate him.

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>> No.2949688

>>2945919
Can you upload or give me sauce of this Doujin please :D

>> No.2950861

>>2949688
http://www.mediafire.com/?jyis1tzscz1

>> No.2950922

>>2950861
Many thanks for your kindness :)

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>>2950922
No problem.

>> No.2951984
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>> No.2952487
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>> No.2953002
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Just married

>> No.2953046

>>2947105
What are you talking about? She doubled the freaking punishment time and made it so that the whole thing would put more pressure on her early on.

Bernkastel is a kinky slut.

>> No.2953057

>>2953046
>doubled the punishment time
I see you're about as bright as 34.

>> No.2953090

>>2953057
That can't be the case as ΛΔ is simply faking being stupid.

>> No.2953097

>>2953002
I'd exercise the droit de seigneur on her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.2953179

>>2951979
Please tell me this is real.

>> No.2953210

>>2953179
I'm afraid that Rika does not feature in Doki Doki Majo Shinpan despite being a witch.

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>> No.2955533
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Someone took that part where Rika says she wet herself to Oishi a bit too literally.

>> No.2955546

This Thread is still alive.
Let's keep it that way. The love for Rika must always be present on /jp/

>> No.2956724
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I guess she's not called the reincarnation of Oyashiro-sama for nothing.

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Miii.

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>>2957705
Does Rika doing Satoko count as statutory rape?

>> No.2959346

>>2958940
Something so beautiful can't be rape.

>> No.2959466

>>2945919
sauce?

>> No.2959470

>>2959466
See:
>>2950861

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>> No.2959793

>>2959781
i'd her horn

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>> No.2961498

>>2959793
I'd Rika my horn.

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Posting in a necromanced thread

>> No.2961523

>>2961498

... !Nipaa0mi0. has a horn?

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>>2961517

It's not Necrooooomancy, it's maaaaaaagic, can't you see that I'm a wiiiiiiiiitch I can revive the dead as much as I waaaaaant look look look can't you see it's happy wonderful lovely fun fun fun maaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic?

Kihihihihihihi *cackle**cackle*

>> No.2961623

>>2961523
Does being horny count?

>> No.2961669

That Akasaka, he's a cool dude. Why don't people talk about him more?

>> No.2961769

>>2961669
Because he doesn't have a DFC?

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>>2961669
I think Akasaka is a pretty cool guy. eh beats Okonogi and doesn't afraid of anything...
I like how poor Rika is sitting in the background holding her head. I'd comfort her if you know what I mean.

>> No.2961789

>>2961773
Actually she's just shielding her head.

PS: What do you mean?

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>> No.2963267

Why there isn't any Higurashi Rei anime episode in July by the way?
>2009-06-24 (Japan DVD 4)
>2009-08-21 (Japan DVD 5)

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Rika is a naughty girl.

>> No.2963410

>>2942930
fuck how fucking old is this goddamn thread?

I posted this fucking days ago

>> No.2963424

>>2963401
Rika is a nice girl. She swallows.

>> No.2963431

>>2963410
If you just looked at the fucking date, you would have figured out it's roughly 4 days old.

>> No.2963437

>>2963410
If you were smart enough to actually look at the time and date of the posts you'd see that it was created four days ago...

>> No.2963459

>>2963431
Which isn't very old for a Rika thread.

>> No.2963468

>>2963431
>>2963437
I was being rhetoric. calm down.

I realize the post says both the time and date.

>>2963459
/jp/ is an odd board.

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>>2963468/jp/ is an odd board.

Oddly wonderful.

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>> No.2964901

>>2963267
Maybe they're just trying to stretch it out.

>> No.2965193

>>2963401
Lies! She is obviously checking Hanyuu's breasts for signs of cancer. Rika is a good, kind girl. Her only fault is that she isn't by my side.

>> No.2965238

>>2965193
Personally I'd rather have her on my lap rather than on my side.

>> No.2965248

>>2965193
I want Rika to suck on my breasts.

>> No.2965282

>>2965238
If she were in my lap she might complain about something poking her. I wouldn't want to make her uncomfortable.

>> No.2965304

>>2965282
That is the plan. She'll notice something poking her, so she'll take off her underwear and insert it into her vagina until it has subsided.

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>>2965304

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>>2965387
Rika writing in her notebook.

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>> No.2967150

>>2947769
This thread still alive?
if she knows who kills her she only needs to know who sends them. at first she might try takano, but... if the horned will remeber takano action- and takano wanted to kill rika by herself! she will solve the mystery pretty quick.

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>people amazed at the longevity of rika threads

Welcome to /jp/. Our local Witch of Miracles allows us to keep threads alive for weeks.

>> No.2967213

>>2963267
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wE7EIolEtY&feature=related

>> No.2967388

>>2967150
She doesn't know who kills her. The trauma of dying causes her to lose her memories from the time before her death.

>> No.2967398

>>2967388
but hanyuu remembers.

>> No.2967407

>>2967398
Only in Matsuribayashi-hen.

>> No.2967417

>>2967407
rika knows she had untimly died, can't she ask hanyuu the details?

>> No.2967425

>>2966056

Dat ass.

>> No.2967427

>>2967417
No, because she doesn't remember Hanyuu being there (I think)

>> No.2967440

>>2967407
im not talking plotwize, but if hanyuu remembers at one point of the plot, there is no reason why she wouldnt have remebered at any other point.
why rika didn't ask hanyuu how she died? why didn't hanyuu vollunteer the info after the first 7 murders?

>> No.2967445

>>2967427
hanyuu is allways by rika side.

>> No.2967449

>>2967417
Hanyuu doesn't have that information either. Perhaps traveling between worlds disrupts her memories as well.

>> No.2967464

>>2967445
No she isn't. She can leave and go quite far from Rika, e.g. when she visits Rena who at the time is living in another city.

>> No.2967468

>>2967440
forget about volunteering the info, why didn't rika ask hanyuu to keep an eye out? surely she noticed something was a miss... 2 deaths are acceptable, but after she relived hinamizawa the 7th time...

>> No.2967489

>>2967464
rika can ask hanyuu to watch her back and report her death.

>>2967449
she does remeber! she was the one who told rika that takano was the one who killed her! don't you remeber?
she could have done so sooner. why didn't rika ask her?

>> No.2967490

>>2967468
Because there wouldn't have been a story if that happened. The mystery has to be solved by humans.

>> No.2967496

>>2967490
I'm just bitching about the fact that rika is an idiot for her to take so long to solve the mystery, not that it wasn't a good story.

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>>2967489
As I said before, she only remembers in Matsuribayashi-hen and even then she doesn't immediately remember that information but has to meet Takano face to face first.

>> No.2967507

>>2967496
This is going in circles. Rika did everything in her power to solve the mystery and she never got her hands on any of the information incriminating Takano that is available to the viewer.

>> No.2967524

If I married Rika, Lamda Delta will kill me.... most likely more than once

>> No.2967527

>>2967524
Kill her first. Problem solved.

>> No.2967545

>>2967498
So you are telling me rika allready asked hanyuu to watch out for her, but hanyuu didn't remeber, but for some reason she did after 100 yeras remeber only because its the right part of the story?

Why couldnt she remeber?
Why didn't rika try to ask for help from those that are soppused to protect her? whan that failed, why couldnt she deduct the truth? she might not remeber her death, but she will remeber that takane still dies, and other facts that point there is a traitor.

>>2967507
This is going in circles. Rika 'best' took her over 100 years to see that the reason she was killed is because those who guard her didn't do their job right, and that was because there was a traitor among them.
srsly now.

>> No.2967547

>>2967468
>after she relived hinamizawa the 7th time...
She doesn't remember those

>>2967445
But Rika doesn't remember that.

>> No.2967554

>>2967545
What? She doesn't know why the Yamainu fail to save her. She assumes that Takano and Irie are assassinated to get the Yamainu to stop guarding her.

And she discovers the truth when Oishi tells her that Takano's time of death doesn't match that of the corpse the police found. That lets her realize that Takano has faked her death.

>> No.2967559

>>2967547
She did remeber that she struggled over 100 years, she she probebly knows she died more than 7 times.

rika does not remeber that hanyuu is allways by her, rika KNOWS that.

>> No.2967585

>>2967554
The Yamainu failed than, in protecting their leaders, despite her warnings. perhaps she should give proofs to show that she is serious? takano will cast it off, but irie will listen. and if, even after irie listened to her, something bad happens... can she order hanyuu to follow irie or takano? thereis no reason that she will forget THAT is there?

>> No.2967586

>>2967527

unfortunately my magic defense is not endless nine like Battler

she'd rape me hard

>> No.2967611

>>2967585
She's a 9-year old girl. Nobody takes her seriously. Even Akasaka doesn't bother to investigate what she tells him.

>> No.2967631

>>2967611
she knows the future and can use hanyuu to do all kind of tricks, like closing her eyes and turning her back, and still to know what is going on.
she knows how people will react. people will take a 9yro espacilly seriously iof she starts to say what they ware going to say whan they themselves didn't say it yet.

oh, and she could stop nippha. i guess that would help.

>> No.2967641

>>2967631

I wonder how long Rika could go without nipaing.

>> No.2967648

>>2967631
Perhaps she tried these methods and they failed. After all we only see her after she has spent decades trying to solve the case. She doesn't know Takano is the culprit, she's actually one of the people with the least motivation to kill her as far as she knows, so she has no reason to hide such information from her. And if Takano isn't taken by surprise she'll definitely manage to kill Rika.

>> No.2967650

>>2967641
maybe she could in secret, whan no one sees.
reverse roles: on the outside she is a cold blooded witch, whan with hanyuu alone she can go niphaing and be cute.

>> No.2967666

>>2967648
Rika should uderstand, by the fact that those methods won't succeed that there is a traitor among the Yamainu. from here she can nail down the suspects, even if its someone she trusted.

besides, why didnt hanyuu remember?

>> No.2967667

>>2967650

I don't think she gets any pleasure from it when no one is around to hear it. IT'S NO FUN TO NIPAH FOR YOURSELF

>> No.2967677

>>2967667
No-uh, it is! whan people are around its emberessing. bt mtself its fun.

Nipah~

see? that was emberessing. wouldn't it have been better had i kept it to myself?

...ok nuff joking.

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>>2967650
See pic

>>2967631
>oh, and she could stop nippha. i guess that would help.
I think she said her friends would freak out if suddenly the grown woman she is started talking through the little child they think she is.

>> No.2967698

>>2967691
but they would take her seriously.
it doeesn't matter that their image of her change; after she solve the puzzle, she ccan die and go back to niphing in front of them, but once she knows the culprit there is really little that can stop her.

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>After a whirlwind romance and a night of drinking, you wake up to find that you are now married to Furude Rika.
Top score!
>How do you explain this to your family/friends?
My family is seven hundred miles away, so their opinions are irrelevant.
Two of my friends would call me a lucky bastard, one would look at me funny, and the others wouldn't care.

>> No.2967776

>>2967666
This is all pretty hypothetical. We can't assume things would work out that easily. If Takano suspected that Rika knew something, she could adapt her tactics to make it seem that the Yamainu were completely blameless. E.g. have some Yamainu dress differently and stage the deaths of some other Yamainu, etc. Takano was a determined adversary. She would do everything in her power to win.

>> No.2967826

>>2967776
That may fool rika, but if she acts as if she knows who the culprit is and than fail, she will know that this is not the real culprit.

>> No.2967897

>>2967826
Why would Takano act as if she knows the culprit?

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