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You hate her because she reminds you of your father's penis

... This thread is an eyesore.

She's coming back.

Witch of RESURRECTION

Why is Ange so fat and ugly?

She looks nowhere near 18.

>>2962195
You missed the point if you think Ange is worthless. It completely flew over your head. How does it feel?

If you are going to judge the characters based on the hideous game art, how could you like any of them?

Hmm, suddenly I feel like I could go for a hamburger...

>>2962224

I wish to bully the Ange

"Come home quickly, Onii-chan!!"

Bernie x Ange BBQ

>>2962234
Betting that Ange's roommate is Shion.

Ange is my second favorite girl character in Umineko, then again I have a soft spot for imoutos.

>>2962259
Japan seems to think so too.

Personally Ange is my favorite character. Too bad you guys don't like her very much.

>>2962285

Same here, but most of /jp/ probably knows that. Ange is awesome and people just hate her 'cause they can't stand being similar, of course. (Also why people hate Maria)

Ange lovers unite~

Just out of interest, is Ange the canon name or do Anye/Enjye also go?

I devoted an hour or so of my day today to saving Ange fanart. This one made me d'aww the most.

>>2962337
It's officially 'Ange'. Apparently, Ryuukishi sent a letter to the Witch Hunt telling them that.

>>2962382
Batora~

>>2962302
I first disliked Ange because I felt her backstory was dragging on to long, after finishing the novel my impression of her was better than from the begining, also after getting to know about Bernkastel tricking Ange I started to understand her a bit more.

>>2962398
Awesome.
Now someone tell the UMG guys that.
Got all confused due it.

>>2962382
I think this one made me d'aww the most.

I really like this one.

Whereas this one made me baww quite a bit.

All six-year old Ange art is pretty adorable

>>2962234
I love Ange, and this picture would normally make me upset, but the facial expressions are so silly.

IF I WERE GOOD AT THESE THEN MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ANGE AS A LITTLE SISTER

It's still hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that Maria is Ange's admired onee-sama. I keep thinking of Ange as the older one.

>>2962518
It doesn't help that Maria acts like a 2 year old.

That's why she doesn't have any friends, and why she gets made fun of at school.

>>2962490
I agree.

>>2962528
It's just a phase

>>2962530
She'll never stop wearing that silly-looking crown.

>>2962220
>>2962195
Well, I bet 5 bucks that if she appears in the anime they'll do like maria and make her not fat, which should make you happy. I will then proceed to rage because the original chara design won't be respected.

>>2962545
I'm fully prepared to accept animu Ange as long as she has a good voice actress.

I don't really have anyone in mind though.

>>2962555
Same. I can't think of anyone who would fit her.

They did a good job with everyone else though, so I'll wait and see.

The good part about anime will be that they will skip all of the boring Ange's flash back scene.
School life, my shit life etc... all will be skipped. It will be fucking great!!

>>2962581
That's something that will actually benefit from being condensed.

>>2962581
>>2962587
I liked those parts, but they will definitely be condensed.

Imagine the backlash, though, from fans who first watch the anime and then play the games. I imagine most of them will give up in the first game due to tl;dr though so maybe it won't be so bad.

Woot Ange thread.

Ange is pretty hot.

Eva would have been the best mom.

FUCKING BERN

Ange is awesome. People who disliked her are probably going to end up raging at the general direction Umineko is obviously going to end up taking. Too bad.

well, now that Ange is gone. Battler and Beatrice can continue the battler of LOVE that will never end.

>>2962615
FUCKING BERN indeed.

>>2962555
I think Kana Ueda would be nice for her, with both Ange and Rin being more or less magical girls, having simmilar hairstyles and both being from DEEN adapations. But then again, Sara's onii-chan's were quite annoying in Ever17.

>>2962619

People who don't like her probably hate themselves somewhere deep down, or just can't understand, perhaps. Somehow. That, or they miss the point and somehow think she's pointless.

>>2962581
They wont condense all of it, but they might shove it into 2 episodes like they did before.

They cant skip over all the scenes where she talks to maria about magic, nor the part where she denies the stake's existence.

>>2962237

>>2962625

Kana Ueda's not bad, but I think it'd bug me. I'd like a bit of a deeper voice... like, did you ever see the Episode 4 fan Drama CDs? That girl was PERFECT.

>>2962626
Yeah, and since Ange was pretty much pointblanking the audience about the actual themes of Umineko, I hope they strap themselves in to rage at the outcome of the story in general. Which will be their own fault for not getting what's been blatantly shoved in their faces, but oh well.

I have characters I like more than Ange, but Ange is probably the best-written character in Umineko at this point.

>>2962638

Given that they don't like or can't understand her, they'll probably dislike it, yeah. Sucks, huh? I don't get how Ange's hard to understand or unlikable at all. She's my favorite because I sympathized and understood her loneliness and all that. It's strange. They must not like the mirror too much.

>>2962637
got a link to them?

There's never enough Ange pics

>>2962651
>I sympathized and understood her loneliness and all that
>dam, its like I am looking at myself
>Ange
>same as tripfag from /jp/

HUR DERB DA DERB

>>2962605
What are you going to do? Are you going to make Anonymous hate her too?

>>2962659

Yes.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7408624
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7459506
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7541595
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7541595
There's 4. Some of the scenes areeeee... Battler vs Beato, Ange revealing her identity, Ange breaking the Golden Land...

>>2962667

... so this proves what? I made an Ange praise thread a while ago too, anonymously.

fff, forgot to mention, those links, some dude edited game sprites into 'em and 'lipsynced' it, by animating the mouthes with the lines and all. it's cool.

>>2962701
Saving links to watch tomorrow~

Gotta sort my Umineko folder sometime.
Have this, it's the wallpaper I'm currently using.

>>2962701

You linked the same one twice, is there another one?

>>2962701
I expected her to be a bit more soft-spoken.

>>2962772
Superior wallpaper.

fucking trolls, how can you not feel sad at this scene?

>>2962785
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7541595
That does look pretty fucking cool.

>>2962794
well, Beatrice should have said she turn into some butterflies no?

>>2962785
That voice worked pretty well for me. Beato was sorta weird though.

>>2962772
There's six total.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7408624
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7431638
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7459506
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7475603
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7541595
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7617524

>>2962428

>Bernkastel tricking Ange I started to understand her a bit more.

God that crap made me angry. But still,because of Ange's sacrifice it is possible for Battler to win.

...BUT STILL! THIS RAGE! I have no idea whom to be angry at! Berkenstal for provoking the feeling for how much she wants her brother back or Ange for blindly following it whichs turns Eva into a bitch then later on in the future gets angry when she's abused despite how she brought it on herself by not showing any compassion.

It makes me so sad,so very, very, sad and yet so very, very, very, angry.

>>2962772
Ah, sorry, no there isn't, I guess. ffff.

>>2962831

Oh crap, what's in the other 3, man?

>>2962839
BERN LIED
ANGE AND BATTLER CRIED

>>2962857
There is quite a bit of Ange smashing Beato's Golden Land.

>>2962831
I D'aww at the 4koma

>>2962941
I did too.

>>2962956

That's awesome.

BEATO X BATTLER IS UMINEKO'S OTP

>>2962518
This makes me HNNNNNGGGGGG every single time I see it.

>>2962956
Ange: Maria-oneechan! use growl attack!
Maria: Uu- Uu.. UUUUUUUUUUKIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHIHI!!!!!!

Ange comes in any flavor you want.

Be it Battler, Juuza, or stake.

>>2963019

Those are all cool. :D

>>2963019
You forgot one

Even Siesta.

Ange was a good piece.

But a very unfair one at that.

Or maybe you're an Ange-Morte kinda guy.

>>2963019
Juuza is the best.

>>2963053
JUUZA IS DISGUSTING MURDER.

/jp/ hates Ange's backstory because it reminded them of the failures they were before they became popular internet people. durrrrrrr

BOOHOOOHOOO

>>2963103
I've always thought it was because of the manface.

I like Ange, it's this slut that's the problem. Why doesn't she just give up and die?

>>2963140
But, she does die.

>>2963144
I meant permanently

>>2963140
Take it easy, man.

>>2963066
Calling it now Juuza is really future Battler.

>>2963164
>Juuza = Battler

>>2963103

Yeah, reminded them of being sad, lonely and depressed with no one that loves them, so when they see someone like that, they lash out. ;)

>>2963190
There is also the possibility that they are upset because she took the abuse and the majority of her narrative was sort of depressing. Maybe they were expecting Battler's sister to have a little more spirit or something.

Not saying that's right or anything, but yeah.

Not 200 posts yet. I am disappoint.

>>2963487
Then post some fukken Ange.

>>2963491

Well, crap! Let me loook...

>>2963598

That's adorable.

By the way, a translation for this would be most appreciated.

Hambaaga

>>2963627
d'awwwwww

Suddenly, Fukumoto in your seacats.

Dir is now playing in your head. What kind of song name is dir anyway?

>>2963786
I dunno but it's awesome.

Creepy Ange is creepy

>>2963719
>>2963727
Why are you saving the thumbnails??
STOP STOP AAAAAGH

>>2963824
The majority of these I got from somebody's big Umineko folder over IRC, so I'm sure several of them are the pixiv thumbnails.

Aah, what a splendid thread, fiting of Ange~

I am calling it now.

Ange X Battler end is the only possible end.
Battler will be the last survivor and solved the mystery murder and will return home safely to Ange.

You hear it here first.

>>2963876
Everyone knows it will be Battler x Beatrice love end.

>>2963886
LOVE LOVE SMALL BOMBS TENKYOKEN

You are all so naive, it will clearly be a Harem End.

Battler will survive, somehow trick Bern and Lambda out of this game, seduce Beatrice completely, hook up with his brother complex little sister, and witch Maria will join in a few years later.

>>2963886
Don't you mean whoever the person pretending to be Beatrice is the culprit?

>>2963922
Stakes will also like him now because he has Ange's memories/feelings.

>>2963953
>Stakes will also like him now because he has Ange's memories/feelings.
Awesome.

>>2963953
The Stakes always wanted Battler's cock.

>>2963922
you call that a harem end? he will clearly dump thsoe bitches and take the stakes.

>>2963977

The stakes come with Beato. They are her furniture, after all.

>>2963985
Beatrice will die in the end and he will get everything she had.

>>2963985
Not after October 4th and 5th 1986. All time afterwords they are Ange's; therefore Battler. As he has Ange's memories/feelings making his own awesome harem.

>>2964012
What a loophole...

Bump.

This thread gave me an Ange dream last night.
She was so happy with her oniichan ;_; (For some strange reason, attending the same school..)
GOOD END MUST COME!!!!

Also, pfft. Image limit.

1998 is so fucking sad ;_;

>>2965510

Yeah. :(
>>2965425

Oooh, awesome. care to detail?

Bump before I go.

I lied. real last bump before I return.

>>2965724
Let the thread go the way of the Ange, Trollkastel.

>>2965571
Can't remember much.
Just Ange being happy around Battler, walking through school hallways, entering some sort of plaza.
I vaguely remember they were preparing a costume party of the sort and someone had to clean up a bunch of volleyballs.
Hope it wasn't Maria's Halloween.

>>2963804
It's an epic theme for one of the more emotional moments in any of the games. The name is a bit odd considering other songs get epic names like Goldenslaughter, Worldenddominator, and Dread of the Grave. What's next, Beatrice's death theme called "ls"?

What actually happened with Bern wrecking Ange's (early) life? Was it during the Witches' Tanabata?

This thread makes me ';_;'.

I think everyone can sympathize with her, even a little.

>>2962831
Anyone have the link to the voiced episode 4 tea party?

>>2966075
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7406957
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7458006

>>2966053

>What actually happened with Bern wrecking Ange's (early) life?

Heres a tl;dr version of it:

[spoilers]
Beatrice and Lambda start talking about how much better it is to grant a wish that was constantly strived for.

Bern doesnt quite get it and wonders just why it must be struggled for instead of just instantly granting it.

Lambda says because that would be too easy, and would not be fun at all. Doing such a thing could also possibly effect her granting the wish due to them not believing. Its more interesting,for her, to see someone put real back breaking,life draining effort in what they do.

Bern decides to give it a go on post Rokkenjima Ange. Bern basically tells Ange that she must never,ever smile or even be happy if she wants her brother back. She must always be in great despair otherwise the wish will never come true. Bern also tells her to never address Eva as her Mother because that is a sign of weakness that she does not want her family back as much as she claims.

Incidentally this all happens after Eva tells Ange to stay nice and cheerful so that she can stay happy herself and not fall into sadness. After her chat with Bern,Ange then goes off to tell Eva that she will never call her "Mother" again and never laugh with her again either.

Bern watches this unfold,looking all KEIKAKU DOORI and says she understands the pleasure gained from doing things this way.[/spoiler]

>>2966666

What? I am pretty sure Bern only met with Ange when she turned 18 or did I miss something?

>>2966666
Why don't I remember that at all?
When does it happen?

>>2966666
is this actually canon? I thought it would be more in character for Eva to resent Ange from the start, since Ange was replacing George.

>>2966692
>>2966680

Witches' Tanabata is a short story. Google around, you'll find it. I don't remember if it's actually canon, though.

>>2966717

Ryuukishi wrote it. It's canon.

>>2966680
http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=2490281&postcount=1931-

>>2966724
Are there any more side stories that link to the main story? I only know of 34's diary and Witches tanabata.

>>2967660
There's the Stakes' Valentine story.

http://dmf.shrinemaiden.org/wiki/index.php?title=The_Stakes%27_Valentine_Day

>>2967674
Thanks, that was a cute story. I had expected the ending to be BAD END like tanabata but it didn't fuck with me.

>>2965928

:( And yeah, it's canon. Bern fucked things up. :(

>>2965928

Sounds cool.

>>2967766

Thankfully. That'd of sucked. :(

>>2967674
Does this mean Battler x Pride ending?

>>2968803
>>2968994
>:(
one time is enough.

>>2967635
Oh wow. I really hate Bern.

>>2969465

Yes indeed. Bern is a cruel witch, she said she was the cruelst in the beginning and meant it.

>>2970234
But why? Does she ever explain why?

>>2970241

I'm guessing being a collection of dead Rika's that had their hopes and dreams smashed constantly did that, she's all the Rika's that died, after all. Her human heart broke thanks to Lambda and Takano, so.

>>2970241
Apparently she has existed for so long that she no longer has any compassion.

Ange and her magical friends are what will quickly turn all of those anime-only narutard fans off of Umineko. I mean, Kai was too deep and confusing for them. Just wait and see.

>>2970254
Makes me think what she was like from the very beginning.
>>2970256
I guess this will happen to all the witches, right? I mean, they're all pretty sadistic now, but Bern is still the master.

>>2970262

Yeah, she IS the master.

>>2970262
>Makes me think what she was like from the very beginning.

I'd assume pretty much just like Rika, at first, since she'd only have the one memory, and it just multiplied from there.

>>2970277

Fuck I just imagined a lonely, dead Rika that was stuck in the kakera world crying to herself as a copy of her memories is sent to the next her while she's stuck there.

;_;

>>2970279

;_;

>>2970277
I can imagine the first time rika died and came back. She'd probably cry her eyes out. The first time it happened she'd have been a child and wouldn't understand what was going on. Imagine being a nine year old and watching your parents die every month.

During the second repeat she'd probably try to warn her parents hysterically but they'd go "lol nothing to be afraid of"

She keeps trying this until she just goes comatose and dead to the world. I'm pretty sure for a couple years she'd have been an empty shell of her self.

She would have been in this stage for years and years until she pulls her sanity together. By this time she's probably 40 years old but trapped in a little girls body.

Eventually with age comes resignation and an incredibly jaded attitude. She turns to alcohol to console herself. Gives up on saving her parents, what's the point? they won't listen and they'd come back again.

She acts like a child to stop things from being awkward but inside the smile and nipah is seething frustration.

Eventually K1 comes along and things go from there.

But I'm sure her collective frustration, broken heart, insanity and subsequent apathy collected to form a being who just doesn't give a fuck and that's Bern.