/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Can chicken surpass this kino?

the unity I believe in

Okay /hlgg/ that's the last straw. No more infighting. No more doxx posting. No more narratives. Only UNITY.
https://streamable.com/z2ftmr

>>29612095
I hope so.

RATE THIS KARAOKE SESSION

>>29612101
stop posting this faggot

>>29612101
I'm sorry anon, but Joseph's no longer cool.

Class is in session.

I hate chicken and chickenfags so much

No schizoposting beyond this point, or else you're getting a free HE M42A1 Shell through your screen (Courtesy of the Tentacult)

AAAAH IT'S SO RED AND BLOODY

>>29612095
so long as chicken is happy that's all that matters not any competition

>>29612101
cringe

>early thread

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS CHICKEN THAT HER MICROPHONE ISN'T PROPERLY PICKING WORKING WHEN SHE IS SINGING LOW

>>29612111
NUMBERS/10

chikin, you are offbeat

I can't listen to these same songs anymore

Why is Kiara such a numberfag?

>>29612111
NOT OVER YET/10

>Anon... You're naked... Is that a picture of me...? Really...?
Well? What do you say?

I love this chicken like you guys wouldn't believe.

>Bluebird
I actually don't like this song, even Suisei can't make it sound nice

>>29612111
Didn't watch/10

>>29612135
it's not her mic. she needs a compressor.

>>29611857

She recommended a movie that has a joke about "my nigger friends" and watched along her audience without freaking out, so I am led to believe she's not a zealot when it comes to political views. Just normal and levelhead

>>29612135
(you)
Just tweet it at her, she'll probably read it.

>>29611942
Now that you mention it, YAGOO must've kneel hard to shell out for the license to that song.
I guess she sent it in as part of her audition?

>>29612095
No, but that's ok.

I have stumbled upon a revelation.

Fubuki is very cute.

>>29612095
One day, it will take months but i beelev in the chicken
or just wait until RIsu assimilate Moona and Iofi... only Risu will remain

>>29612123
Brave of you to showcase your shit taste

>>29612101
Let it go anon.

>>29612141
"Sorry, must have misclicked, I was searching for a Holo with a rack."

>>29612124
>IRL coupon
very cool takodachi

>>29612101
This is truly the peak of UNITY.

Reminder to give your avocado plenty of water, and get it some damn sun once the leaves pop out

>>29612118
I love how aburdly powerful HoloMyth is compared to the others lorewise.

>>29612139
former idol, please understand

>>29612124
I see the tentacult has been purchasing a bunch of wares from KFP.

Hear me out. Kiara got above 500k very quickly during karaoke because people wanted her to stop singing.

Is this theory plausible?

SHE'S RUSHING AGAIN AAAAAAA

>>29612141
Housewife Gura...

Wtf, is Kiara always so off rhythm? It's my first time catching her sing

>>29612162
>Pic
Damn, that's cute.

>>29612160
WRONG! Fubuki is adorable!

>>29612185
Who are the stronger JPs lorewise?

>>29612160
FRIEND!

Kiara will never be Moona, for good or bad.

>6 threads
A Touhou thread died thanks to you guys

Avocado is a shit crop. Invest in poltatoes instead

>>29612111
My only complaint is the one I have for all archived, monetized karaoke streams. The song variety is too small.

Tell me about the chicken lads, why are their antis so desperate?

>>29612193
probably bad levels in her monitor

>>29612200
Gen3 and Coco

>>29612146
I like towas version of it.

>>29612071
Bros... Think of the 2hus....

>>29612111
its not gura/10

guys....

>>29612191
Why would you sub to someone whose content you don't like. You're gonna need stronger narratives to play in this ballpark, anon.

>>29612162
I-is it me or does it look like Melody Alter?

キアラちゃんが大好き！

>>29612160
Did Coco get permissions to show those books on stream?

>>29612200

>>29612191
It works out in her favor though

>>29612185
but matsuri is god

my touhou threads...

>>29611823
Nah, more like "she's too busy/tired" is how we (and her) cope with the scuff.
member streams onegai

>>29612205
good

>>29612200
https://youtu.be/O_GlMV8xKb8

>>29612124
Thx for your service Tako!
Lets pretend that the terrorist attack in KFP central never happened

>>29612160
Took you long enough.

>>29612160
Friend! stop posting in reddit

Just a reminder that Gura is based and a cunnysseur:
>Undresses live
>Likes and retweets lewd art of herself
>Masturbated some cubes and then feigned ignorance
>"I'm sweaty"
>Wants to play RFA for us
>Makes lolidom jokes
>Rubs her feet on her PC case

>>29612025
>Mori
>the twitter equivalent of "Don't lewd your boy bro, that's gay" posters
>Ina
>*bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* FBI OPEN UP *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* (because they think anything less than a C cup is a loli)

>>29612095
>spoke only a word or two to each other in sport fes
>marine did the heavy lifting with her maringlish
Pekomoona needs more work.

>>29612200
Probably Coco.

>>29612117
Fuck off, he still is. josephposting however is now cringe.

>>29612213
JAVbros...

UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHPILL:
>Kiara and Pekora collab is going to be extremely awkward and cringe.
Kiara will be freezing up during convos and acting super nervous in front of her idol, while Pekora will also be extremely nervous because she’s an introvert and is also dealing with a HoloEN member who also happens to be her super fan: so she feels pressured to set a good example for nousagis
It’s going to pale in comparison to the naturalistic PekoMoona synergy.

>>29612160
F-friend?

>>29612213
They think she's the easiest target.

>Mori singing God Knows
>with practice
>fully embracing her BFE chat
>with maximum appreciation
>after literally 5 seconds of vocal training for the first time ever
>with 100% sleep
>fully awakened seiso
Could anyone defeat this?!

>>29612177
>>29612124
Wait, I just realized it's physical. Fucking based.

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori has an amazing singing voice and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!

They're all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers
Fuck doxposters

>>29612226
>You're gonna need stronger narratives to play in this ballpark, anon.
Dare I say. I took a swing at it?

>>29612193
OBS fucking it up. Mori had the same problem but fixed it quickly, she should ask her for advice.

>>29612213
>>29612224
>>29612238
>bump order

>>29612233

Ina is just a normie who fell into a life of streaming video games by sheer luck. She has no dark past or ulterior motives, just playing chill games and being chill. She is pure. Wah.

>>29612256
https://files.catbox.moe/6agjz8.mp4

>>29612141
Take your clothes off Gura, its time for punishment.

>>29612191
Is anyone being forced to watch her? Seems pointlessly petty.

>>29612185
>Dead
>Cthulu
>A Phoenix
>A Time Traveler
How strong can Gura potentially be?

>>29612200
Haachama can canonically blow up planets.

>>29612188
>Color Out of Space (tentacult)
>Ghost Rider (deadbeats)
>Lord of War (KFP)
What's the designated cagekino for the remaining two?

>>29612200
That would either be Shion (Witch magic is some serious shit) or Coco

Heard the first note and thought snow halation for some reason

>>29612213
the 2hus...

Welp I didn't know Kiara was doing karaoke tonight

>>29612160
She is! But her streams are mediocre

>>29612205
And not a single fuck was given.

>>29612273
INAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>all those people, including me, who thought it was snow halation
Heh

>>29612277
HYPERCEOSUPERNENECHI

>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべｒ, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>punched people's cats in Minecraft
>accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>won all AmongUs games by pure luck
>trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab so she could go stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for assurance only to make her audience die of laughter as well
>Can perfectly pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english but nothing else
>lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>went afk in minecraft after a stream and ended up making flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
>applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИМI" from the outside
>Spent 45000 yen of Polka’s savings on Idolmaster
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
>Hears about Roboco's Among Us collab, immediately invites EN girls without checking with anyone and pulls it off

>the first two piano notes
God I thought that was gonna be snow halation for a moment

Are they like, literally the same two piano notes that start the song?

Chicken likes all the songs I like...

>>29612111
fake/10

>Lion
Based Macross

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE OFFBEAT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Lion
K-Kiara-sama...

>>29612271
Based unitychad

>>29612277
this desperately needs to be narrated by some vocaroo anon

>>29612124
based takobro

>>29612210
Too late.

>>29612295
You sure liked my post, didn't you

>>29612289
>How strong can Gura potentially be?
well she can survive the pressure at the bottom of the ocean
>>29612299
neither did kiara

>>29612221
Dumb rabbit.

Cmhkni... don’t look....

Just my hypothesis. There's high chance Coco and Kiara doesn't like each other because their roommate.

>>29612299
Gorilla stream

>>29612289
She's basically Aquaman. So very.

Chicken is pretty cute desu
>>29612240
Our boy will hopefully make her schedules soon

>>29612290
Ame would probably watch Con Air.

>>29612295

>>29612289
From an earlier thread

>Ame
Can time travel
Has a breathing hole on the top of her head

>Gura
Strong enough to toss a trident the distance of two football fields
Can probably survive at the bottom of the ocean
Probably can't swim despite the above
Can talk to fish

>Kiara
Can resurrect so long as she has feathers
Can transform
Can incinerate people and objects

>Mori
Is the Grim Reaper's apprentice, with all that implies

>Ina
Is the chosen avatar of the AO, with all that implies
Can "brain pat" people
Probably has a plan for world domination
Claims to still be human.

>>29612233
What can possibly beat a JRPG party?

>>29612328
Someone else did as well, I saved this image from another anon. Good work.

>>29612141
Sorry, you were busy streaming and I couldn't wait. You're done now so let's go!

Lion!

I bet Kiara's mom is so proud of her like chikem!

>>29612312
I knew it was going to be Lion because she said it earlier, but damn was I thinking Snow Halation too.

>>29612290
National Treasure for Ame

>>29612309
>>29612277
https://streamable.com/4wzxvk

>>29612288
Doesn't she have eye lasers or something in her new chuuni form? I'm not caught up on the lore.

>>29612339
>>29612330
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I want a HoloEN to sing the Shogo: Mobile Armor Division opening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_cCOBF9KZ8

Jesus christ kiara your tempo for fucks sake

>>29612309
I want to see this translated and sent to 5ch

>>29612345
I love the extra layer of irony now that Mori is doing 2hu songs every karaoke.

>>29612200
Isn't Shion always shown as OP in all those shorts?
She is probably one of the strongest lorewise.

>>29612309
>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture
>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.
>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.
>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife
>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry
>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy
>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it
>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya
>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded
>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist
>Used to shower only once a week
>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis"
>Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips
>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor
>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers
>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation
>Was homeless
>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one
>Got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived
>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart
>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers
>Read gay tf2 fanfiction
>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12
>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity
>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat
>Can't do division
>Streamed on gura's channel by accident
>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born
>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin
>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth
>Licked her friends tears
>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her family
>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum
>Ate baby sitter's anniversary present, blamed it on another girl
>Amelia's Mother doesnt believe the moon landing was real

>>29612336
Shionyo...

>>29612290
>Face Off (Teammates)
>Con Air (Chumbuds)

>>29612348
>Probably can't swim despite the above
of course she can't swim why would she when she just walked from the bottom of the ocean to the surface

>>29612200
Honestly if we're going strictly power levels, Coco, Kanata, Towa and Gen 3 is it, but even then that only surpasses like, 2 out of the 5 ENs. Callie is quite literally the most powerful Holo in lore because she is an embodiment of Death, though I guess you could argue Kiara is even more powerful than that given she cannot actually die. I don't know.

>>29612327
We are the cancer that is killing 4chan, right?

>>29612358
Where'd the tiddies go?

>>29612289
Her jinx power so powerful

>>29612309
>Hears about Roboco's Among Us collab, immediately invites EN girls without checking with anyone and pulls it off
Wait, did she really? lmao

>>29612278
>has no dark past or ulterior motives
I don't think this is true

>>29612309
NENE I....
https://streamable.com/1rx9eq

>>29612289
Strong enough to defeat HER

>>29612210
tfw my ex-gf made this

>>29612320
Probably issues syncing the audio. She probably sounds fine to herself since she's singing along, but the slight delay between streaming the audio and her singing along to it is what's throwing it off.

>>29612336
I know it's just a joke, but Kiara already passed her.

>>29612289

There are two types of creatures that can survive the pressure at the bottom of the ocean. Either creatures adapted to it with jellylike bodies that would instantly fall apart when reaching the surface world or Aquaman

Gura walks around just fine on Land and is sitting at Aquaman tier strength. Being a little kid shes probably only able to hold up 14/th of Sasn Diego instead 1/3rd of it

>>29612101
>>29612271
>>29612323

>>29612352
Special EX Demon Lord (Maou-Ultra)
Maou Holo when?

Just woke up. ___ Congrats to the chicken for finally making it, how has her karaoke been so far?

>>29612337
Why? Do their room mates not like each other?

I love this birb like you wouldn't believe

>>29612369
It's okay. Now we know these are on the list we can force Mori to sing them.

>>29612192
>>29612369
*chair clattering*

>>29612396
Yes she did.

>>29612160
>>29612160
God, how the hell do you find girls like Fubuki to be friends with?
>when you first meet her she's extremely cute, very cute voice and also cute appearance
>her personality is very likable, sweet and kind and friendly and fun
>then the more you learn about her the more based she is
>can step into darker or more degenerate humor without breaking her wholesome character
>will stand up for her friends
>not only is she still as cute to you as you first saw her but now she's also cool and respectable

How the hell do you find someone like that IRL???

>>29612205
Do youkai ever really die?

>>29612271
BASED UnityChad

>>29612336
Proud of Shion. She worked really hard for it.
I pray Kiara gets it soon.

>>29612388
God, I called her Callie. It's so late at night that I started referring to her with the incorrect nickname, fuck my life.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

Unity is a lie people hide behind and use to deflect when their oshi gets shitposted. When it's my oshi getting shitposted, all these supposed """"""""""unity""""""""""posters mysteriously vanish. It's all a lie built on maintaining appearances, trying to make your oshi's fanbase look good for a few posts before you go right back to shitting on someone else in HoloEN. If you seriously buy into it, you're a fucking shmuck.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>29612309
is there someone in like Fiver or something that I can pay to read this pasta in a sports announcer voice?

>>29612396
Yes, RBC talked about it

>>29612101
>>29612271
>>29612323

>>29612340
Just battle in the Sahara desert. What she gonna do now?

>>29612406
The fake voice ruins it, but good song selection.

>>29612256
She's perfect. I love the way she says "I'm cute!" so much.

https://streamable.com/8xb5iz

>>29612300
That is very much subjective. Your opinion will be respected, but it is not the objective truth.

>>29612406
Very good, she also sang my favorite OP of all times, so it's a 10/10 for me

>>29612406
>how has her karaoke been so far?
very energetic and chill like when you sing with your friends and you don't care if it's a little rough cause you are just having so much fun

>>29612400
Please do tell

>>29612368
I feel an odd sense of nostalgia for this game yet remember almost nothing about it.

>>29612399
Impossible unless Gura gets drunk

>>29612413
Id love to slap kiara in the fast and ask if its rushing or dragging

>>29612396
Roboco told the story of how that among us collab came to be.
Was essentially: RBC likes playing with Aki and Luna, RBC invites ID (moona was unavailable due to moving), while Aki invites Nene, who immediately invites EN without actually checking with anyone. Suisei got the invite from Mori

>>29612427
Fuck you.

>>29612177
>>29612270
Every Tako OC I contribute is produced with just A4 paper, a HB pencil, and an eraser... at least until I do enough art reps to graduate from /beg/ and move on to digital

>>29612427
MEDS!
NOW!

>>29612411
OH BUT I DO BELEEB

>>29612327
Holy fuck we actually did it.

>>29612422
She has...
and surpassed her...
Chikim...

>>29612397
she's just a normie gacha gamer who draws for a living. she's as close to a normal GF as you're going to get in hololive.

>>29612309
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
Based as fuck

>>29612289
you don't live to be 9000 without some kind of superhuman power besides "not ageing", like you gotta have super constitution to never get sick or something, otherwise something would've taken you out in those 9000 years.

spoilers for Worm I think she is like Jack Slash, her true power is superhuman charisma and ability to influence others and the masses. she can probably psychically induce protective urges in anyone

When will she stop debuffing herself

>>29612388
It's either Callie or Ina, depending on how hard you want to wank Lovecraftian horrors.
Kiara can resurrect but she's claimed that specific things can kill her for good so she's certainly not as high up the totem pole as the above two.

Oh Ina was lurking the whole time.

I love this chimkin

>You will never kill space bug while kiara sing for you.

ENTER

>>29612438
https://streamable.com/4p2ist

>>29612336
>501
???

>>29612427
MODS = GODS

>>29612436
>ruins it,
please no hyperbole it's perfectly fine

>>29612388
Ame can literally travel back in time and kill everyone when they are babies, she was even about to make a joke about that but stopped herself because she knew it would be too dark.

>>29612209
It's actually bigger than you think, see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgFu74Ppj4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK35hzQRrMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrDuwnQlxL

More a matter of the girl's tastes and the chat demanding the same stuff

>>29612388
>though I guess you could argue Kiara is even more powerful than that given she cannot actually die
Think of it in fighting game terms. A character in a lower tier can still have a good matchup against a top tier character.

>>29612295
So this is how Touhou dies... hijacked

Ironic.

INA NO YOUR SLEEP REPS

>>29612271
Based

>>29612309
This isn't even a joke.
Went to the jungle in minecraft to get some pet parrots.
Got three, and ended up punching and killing killing two of them on the way back home.
I love her streams because she's just carefree, which leads to these kinds of mistakes.

>>29612462
That was part of the joke..

One final numberfag!

>>29612474
I love ina!

>>29612406
Pretty fun but ahead of the beat again/10
Kamon chikin ur an idol ffs

>>29612427
kek put me in the screencap

>>29612427
This is true.

>>29612427
get fucked ape

>>29612411
I believe you because I love this bird too!

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>>29612427
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Get fucked

>>29612238
what's a touho?

>>29612388
Kiara said that she only reincarnates if she dies of natural causes, not if she's killed.

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>>29612289
I like how Amelia added that bit about time traveling to her lore and it's now somehow canon.

>>29612427
based meidos

>>29612427
That was fast

>>29612427
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29612427
Hahaha get fucked faggot

>>29612450
She executed HER on stream multiple times without even trying anon

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>>29612427
ogey

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>>29612427
Get fucked idiot

>>29612152
she's a woman, she doesn't have any real political views.

This chicken is far too good, all these anisongs made the night. BUT, it's time for sleep. Have fun with the superchat reading KFPchads!

>>29612427
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
ouch. Sorry bro...

>>29612427
rrat

>>29612427

>>29612443
Not much to tell. My ex was a /jp/ regular a few years ago and made it. it got voted as the /jp/ banner for around the site, if that's the one I'm thinking of.

>>29612427
MEIDOS = BASED

>>29612455
Based Super Nenecchi

>>29612427
oooo what a shame!

>>29612427
BASED UNITYMEIDO DISPENSING MEDS

>>29612427
I mean Unity is a meme to be sure.
The Trinity is not though.

>>29612427
Mods are faggots

what color are gura's nails currently?

>>29612427
Kek

>>29612463
The way she was talking about her early life in that one member stream made me think otherwise, her roomate seemed kinda sad too.
also
>normie
ironic

>>29612427
Get unity-ed

>>29612327
always like looking at the rise of /jp/ with the popularity of hololive then exploding with holoEN to the point were literally as busy as /a/ regularly.

>>29612368
eh, too much based mecha would turn people off

>>29612427
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
GET FUCKED
UNITY REMAINS

kiara burped. graduation soon

>>29612427
OHNONONO

>>29612427
Unitychads can’t stop winning!

>>29612482
Fucked up my other links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrDuwnQlxLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1sG1ffExJc

IMAGINE THE NUMBERS

>>29612427
Take back everything bad i ever said about meidos

>>29612264
Only thing that can stop the Chicken is technical problems

https://youtu.be/jbvRhiw7bv8
i miss this fatass so much i cant take it anymore. how do you even cope moonafags?

>>29612481
A malnourished neet probably can't kill even a baby dragon. She'd have to deal Mama dragon as well.

My day started watching Ina, and enjoying Kiara's bants while Ina was drawing, and now it gets to end with watching Kiara and Ina shows up to support!

I love these girls!!

>>29612325
oh man, if only one of the vocaroo anons was around and free and had the house to themselves right now
but I'm watching my oshi and I don't know what style to read this in

>>29612427
And today, MODS were GODS.

>>29612256
Ive said this before but, I believe that Gura is a cunny/UOOH poster and no one can convince me otherwise.

>>29612427
Remember it's only ok if it's Gura, take your meds and move on deadbrap

THESE NUMBERS

Imagive how miserable IDogs feel.

>>29612427
Do let the door hit your ass on the way out faggot

>>29612427

>>29612427
What rule did he break? I hate this new mod.

>>29612427
get slapped

>>29612427
GET THAT ASS BANNED

>>29612071
this feels gross

>>29612396
>The current situation in the Hololive 5ch thread

>1) Due to how shitty the Among Us collaboration was, the thread set out to decide on a culprit
>2) At first we thought it was Roboco, who was the organizer, but it turned out that it was Nene who invited EN
>3) But then it was discovered that the source was a 4chan post, apparently translating a Roboco member stream
>4) Since nobody gives a fuck about Roboco here, nobody could verify this information
>5) Suddenly, an actual Roboco fan appeared in the thread
>6) He confirmed that there wasn't a members stream and it was a hoax
>7) Thanks to this Roboco fan, we can now all safely hate Roboco again

>>29612481
How can she kill death as a baby, Death doesn't age?

>>29612427
The shitposter walked into the Unity thread, he had no idea what he was in for.

>>29612141
h...honey I... I can explain

Somehow I still can't help but feel bad for Kiara even though she's doing great

>>29612550
All that activity is only on /hlgg/ and /hlg/ though.

>>29612427
Meidos, I kneel

>>29612427
based

>>29612427
>Shitposting unity when sharkmeido is a 100% confirmed unitychad
N
G
M
I

https://youtu.be/P1F_3pgl8Kk?t=71

Gura and Ame are not virgins anymore, they saw a man's peepee.

Pack it up fellas.

>>29612297
>>29612308
>>29612312
>>29612361
Okay guys, I compared the two songs together on a virtual piano and they literally do start on the same two piano notes, with the same rhythm too.
>A E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmWQiLixGOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh-MW1RZzG8
So to be fair to us, we were kinda technically correct to assume

>>29612577
>new mod
I hate new faggots

What the fuck was Cover telling this girls that they didn't expect this success?

>>29612550
>tfw /hlg/ used to think that the influx during Gen5's debut was a big spike

>>29612577
He broke the most important rule: "don't be an absolute faggot"

>>29612427
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP TOO XD

>>29612427

>>29612264
you underestimate the bird. I'm really sure that kiara can bring the extrovert out of anyone.

>>29612427
lole get rekt retard

>>29612488
YUM

>>29612590
I just want her to use her real voice

>>29612309
>Spent 45000 yen of Polka’s savings on Idolmaster
sauce?

>>29612570
She's perfect. A sweet farm wife by day, a horny mesugaki by night.

>>29612481

She has limitations to what she can do with time travel and has talked about how she cant just use it for anything she wants. Shes basically Dr.Who and very clever and a girl

>>29612613

GET READY TO FLUSH

i wonder what color gura's nails are atm?

>>29612185
Does Gura count as a dimension traveler because her home doesn't exist in this world.

>Kiara says she is going to take off echo
>Immediately slam my headphones off my ears

>>29612604
Nobody expected it. Everyone, including us, was expecting HoloID numbers.

OOOH BOY KIARA IS GONNA TAKE A SHIT

>>29612623
To be fair, Polka forced her.

>>29612576
I fucking love this artstyle

>>29612633
Is it on the KFP menu?

>idol meeting

>>29612391
Unlike /pol/ and election tourists I'm gonna assume most people here are just crossboarders and not out and out newfags but I could be wrong

>>29612590
because she's trying her hardest.
apparently some people hate that. I love it.

>>29612427
OH NONONONONO

>>29612604
>cover.txt
I guess they looked at the biggest English vtubers at the time and assumed they'd be competing for the same market.

is she blowing us again

>>29612427
Huh, the High Explosive shell wasn't a dud this time

>>29612635
>>29612623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ1AfrHpST4

I don't get the point of sub begging streams when it just results in people making alts resulting in lots of dead subs.

Is there any way for Kiara to do her tech reps? I feel like these issues have been going on for too long.

>>29612577
Inciting flame wars is against the rules, newfaggot.

PEEING AT THE SAME TIME AS KIARA

>Kiara peeing in the floor right now

>>29612601
Interesting coincidence. Thanks, anon, for confirming that.

>>29612196
COUNTERARGUMENT!!

Old Fubuki was adorable! She was timid - and had a softer voice!
New Fubuki is cute as she is stronger in character and isn't afraid to get loud!

>>29612628
I dunno what's more embarrassing, you writing this, or you writing this thinking this is how gura talks

>>29612577
GR3 for troll posts. He may have a record for shit and the mod wasn't having any of it today.

>>29612633

>>29612101
as much as it hurts anon, you have to let go. Paimon however...

>>29612631
>Kiara says she is going to take off echo
>Immediately bass boost the headphones on my ears

>>29612289
Isn't she basically Aquaman but also can wield the trident of a god?
So would say pretty OP.

>>29612594
I did mention hololive being the reason in the post anon....

>>29612632
We were expecting Funimation English dub level of voice acting. Cover would've known better.

>>29612226
Wait, you guys aren't subscribing so they hit the milestone then unsubscribing so their numbers drop, eroding their confidence? Isn't that what these events are for?

>>29612628
>march
>twenty
>nineteen

>>29612417
You don't. Become one instead.

>>29612655
Please understand, she's too lazy to figure things out.

>>29612160
Fubuki is cute
Kurokami makes my dick hard
simple as

>>29612666
lol ok anon

>>29612670
Paimon only rejects the trinity, not the unity

>>29612604
No one here though they would succeed like this either, we really were blessed by the girls

>>29612643
Id say you're most likely correct. Ive been on 4chan since 2008 and I dont think I ever once visited /jp/ in all that time until about April.

>>29612455

Fuck me I'm getting baited but ill say it anyway this is a false narrative the timestamp doesn't exist.

>>29612101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8X9_MgEdCg

>>29612427
Fuck I love public executions so much, get fucked

>>29612666
pretty sure that's a sz tweet he edited to make look like gura

>>29612438
Those fucking screams.

The only unity I believe in is the one between my wood and Gura's cunny.

>>29612577
Happens when you start building a historial of doxx, flame wars, troll post, ect
One day the mods will record that and pull the ban button

>Next holotalk guest has been decided
So it was an idol meeting, huh

>>29612427
get fucked

>>29612675
Well, we did get it in a way.

>>29612599
Janny is a chickenfag, they have a vested interest in maintaining the unity illusion for the sake of their shitposting monopoly

>>29612672
>Kiara says she is going to take off the echo
>destroys the eardrums of thousands of people watching her superchats

>>29612601
やっぱり。

>>29612427
gods work

>>29612628
Most likely blue. She probably has blue highlights for her hair right now too.

>>29612427
Lol get fucked

>>29612618
Before the first collab, they will almost always talk to each other for about an hour or so via voice chat. One easy way to tell if this collab will be good or not is if you can hear them laughing during Kiara's intro. Worked with Subaru and Marine.

All these retards talking about Holos power levels, forgetting who is GOD

>>29612693
sir wrong paimon and thats not paimon

>>29612427

>"Don't do the flush, chat!"
>Kiara is using an outhouse

>>29612438
What game is that?

>>29612337
Becky and Stacy are natural enemies. But they are still united as Orange Women Bad.

Missed the stream, how long did it take Kiara to reach 500k? 1 hour or so?

>>29612327
When was this?

>>29612427
get fucked
fuck I need to start working on this

>>29612604
It's been said a thousand times already, but literally everyone didn't expect HoloEN to take off like it did.
Somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where nobody liked Mori's debut rap, Gura's cuteness fell flat, Ina's art suddenly regressed prior to starting hololive, and Ame was a mostly level headed streamer. In that timeline, they all barely have more subs and live viewers than the IDs.

>>29612693
That's the other chinese gacha loli gremlin

>>29612604
They assumed it'd be something like ID-ish mostly in that the English audience had been paying attention to Holos already, but overall in viewers, subs etc it's only like 5-10% of the total audience for most JPs, so, they assumed probably it would be approximately those numbers (way lesser than JPs) for ENs.

Even so given the fact they went with a full 5 member gen instead of a handful for ID or CN, they were gearing up for big potential I think. Probably just didn't want to get the girls' expectations too high so that they wouldn't quit if they considered themselves failures. I think more than one on their debut mentioned their end-year goal was 100k subs or something like that which would have indicated what Cover's overall perception of their popularity would be.

>>29612739
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>29612427
sayonara

>>29612427
kek Jesus Christ

>>29612745
10 fucking minutes kek

>>29612256
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29612714
Shit, Mori's voice wouldn't be out of place at all in a Funimation dub. Her speech cadence is so uncanny that she'd fit right in.

>>29612704
It is

>>29612673
>trident of god
She literally said it's just a fork

>>29612590
I know what you mean, even though it always makes me smile seeing her be happy like this. It's maybe because even though she's trying her very best she's not extremely as popular as she'd like to be.
However, I know she's probably the happiest she's even been in a long time, so let's cheer for her together!