/jp/ - Otaku Culture

she danc

I bet Reimu's hair smells nice.

pit slut

Reimu's been taking some odd jobs to make-up for the even lower donations this year...

>>26148710
she fugg

>>26159004
ROOOOOOOXANNE!

>you'll never fug reimu
i feel sad bros

>>26159004
Ah so that's why Reimu's so poor

>>26164014
Save the mikos, relegalize sacred prostitution!

Reimu's a virgin because all the men in Gensokyo get drained empty by youkai, fairies, and increasingly sexually aggressive human females from the Human Village!

>>26164381
>raymoo's a virgin
n-not for long if i get my hands on her

>>26164564
I'd imagine if you somehow made it to the Hakurei Shrine without getting molested, Reimu's the type of girl who'd Float her hand into your body to manhandle your prostate while beating you off with vivacious efficacy before you even had a chance to beg her to let you fuck her. Then when you cum on her dress less than a minute later, she'd tell you to donate and get the fuck out.

>>26164633
what if i just dropped by to say hello?

>>26164904
It's a Hakurei custom that all visitors get their cock wrung dry and be "asked politely" to empty their wallet before leaving the Hakurei Shrine grounds.

>>26150560
I want to impregnate this creature

I think Reimu is pretty.

>>26165240
i think so too fren

I really like the grouchy shrine maiden
and her boots

>>26173001
Winter Reimu is too cute.

reimu is slute

>>26173621
No, Reimu is whore - she gets paid

>>26173001
I really like the grouchy shrine maiden and her boobs.

>>26174250
Reimu actually stuffs food into her shirt so she can snack on the go.

>>26175271
Flat as a table.

>>26175281
Reimu's breast size is indicative of how well her donations are doing.

>>26175302
Is the conversion rate 1mm/100 yen?

>>26175281
Her gohei will be long enough to reach across the stage by Touhou 20.

Headpat Reimu

>>26165212
You'd better take responsibility.

Reimu and her cute doggo

>>26211982
Reimu loves her cute puppy so much!

>>26311648
Lies. Reimu would be happy to see me. She would get many donations (not sexually).

>>26338492
>donations (not sexually)
What a simp!

>>26367033
What's a "simp"?

>>26368586
It's what mr burns calls the Simpsons in that Dancing Homer episode.

>>26154206
does gensokyo have to deal with the pandemic too?

>>26380043
No plandemic in Gensokyo. Erin diagnosed it as a hoax.

>>26380043
not this one, but they had one in the past and reimu had to solve it by getting a nameless jar from rinnosuke and trapping a curse god in it

>>26380043
Social distancing is easier when you can fly.

>>26368586
the opposite of pimp

>>26380043
Wait a second...
What passes into fantasy comes to Gensokyo.
Next game is about oil.
This year oil prices went negative.

How did ZUN know?

>>26403201
We talked about that months ago
Some country fucked up, so what resulted was a negative balance on the contrary for a following month.
If you bought then, you wouldn't have made money anyway.

>>26380043
No. I made sure of that.

>>26419546
Thanks, Eirin-sama.

Smoke a bowl with Reimu.

Alice is such a great friend!

>>26474391
Reimu and Alice aren't friends.

>>26517074
armpit waifu reimu...?

Reimu is Challenger Pack 7.
You didn't hear it from me.

Looks Like Hakurei Reimu and Kirisame Marisa Are Dating

>>26553489
It's compensated dating, though. Does that still count?

>>26439097
smoking is bad
living longer is good

More like Reimu Hookerei.

>>26554422
Who's comepnsating who, and where did they get the money?

haha imagedump havent seen these before hahah

got anything good for phone backgrounds?

>>26164945
>Uncensored is behind a paywall
Fuck

Reimu is catnip for youkai

She's so fucking hot

pay reimu please

>>26759928
I want to make more reimus with reimu

>>26820769
no

>>26759928
We need a shrine maiden thread. I want to know if they're as cute as Reimu is.

>>26164633
>>26164945
I'm totally fine with this course of action how much more of a donation is required for the full package

>>26885057
I've only seen one cute young shrine maiden.

>>26885411
It's a lot, dude. Like at least 2000 yen.

>>26885411
I think paizuri is 6000 yen.

>>26587492
What if you don't inhale?

>>26908508
>>26909081
guess I'll save up my instant ramen money for a week or two for the special occasion.

Why is Reimu so often drawn with her tummy exposed?

>>26906561
You did? How was it?

>>26919726
You'll give in sooner or later. The only surefire way to do that is in the vacuum of space or in a noose.

>>26970394
I was asking you, nigga. I inhale all day every day.

>>26972513
ah, well the secondhand smoke will affect you anyway.

>>26587492
>smoking is bad
>living longer is good
claims require proofs

>>26973487
Nigga that's what it's SUPPOSED to do.

>>26973610
ok this

>>26973680
You can't avoid it, but you can if you don't smoke and continue the NEET life.
>>26973610
If you die early, you won't meet your waifu.

>>26974546
>You can't avoid it, but you can if you don't smoke and continue the NEET life.
I'm not going to argue because your logic is obviously sound, anon.

>>26975818
My logic has always been top notch.

>>26970254
simple, people are really horny

>>26974546
silly anon. waifus aren't real! you can only meet them if you stop being real too!

>>26970254
I think it's because the early PC art made it look like the top of her dress was actually a top that was untucked so if she stretched her tummy would be exposed.

>>26970254
>>26988313
I'd say it's because of this hot panel from Silent Sinner in Blue

>>27005089
The latest incident was solved with little issue, but there's something weird with these youkai.

>>26970275
She was at the main temple complex in Nara and wore a weird headdress, so she might have had some special role. She was tall with a good posture and beautiful resting bitch face. Unfortunately I didn't get to interact with her, I just saw her deliver some item into a small building and then go back.

>>27008385
>beautiful resting bitch face
This must be a requirement for all Shinto shrine maidens, huh?

>>27009167
The grannies seemed really friendly though... I don't remember seeing another clearly young miko, all the other ones seemed late 30's at least.

look at her go

>>26982771
I don't think that's true.

>>26148573
Wrong arm Reimu.

>>26148573
I wanna show up to the shrine one day and be chastised by Reimu.

>>26358968
god, imagine.

just passing through to let you know I want to tonguefuck reimu's navel

>>26977089
This is why I always come to your for advice, anon.

I like it when Reimu looks mature. Suits her youkai-slaughtering personality nicely.

>>27143544
>beautiful resting bitch face
Perfect for any non-Reimu shrine maiden.

>>27143449
I wouldn't be able to bear what Reimu is doing.
I haven't seen large koi in a while but it's a sight. Assuming they're well taken care of.

oh god Reimu is pregnant

>>27203291
Nevermind

>>27203325
Why is that Reimu blue

miko miko nurse

>>27247802
I'd be fucking scared if Reimu looked at me like that.
She can decapitate people with her Gohei, don't be fooled /jp/.

>>27269451
lol

>>26439097
Sure if it's tobacco. Weed is for faggots though.

>>26338492
I would also give her many donations (but they would be sexual)

>>27269955
Are sexual donations donations of semen, or donations given in exchange for sexual favors?

>>27270134
Both.

> Is a reimufag
> Lusts over Reimu's nasty armpits
> Probably a filthy Reimu main, doesn't master spark
Marisa or GTFO

>>27270872
Who are you quoting.

>>27270872
cringe, i only lust over her tummy

>>27173468
>I wouldn't be able to bear what Reimu is doing
Why, anon?
>>27269806
すみません (｡︵｡)

>>27272344
Cummy on Reimu's tummy.

>>27277140
cummy belongs in her tummy, so she can turn it into more reimus

>>27277450
she's my wife, only i am allowed to say that

>>27276688
The fish tend to nibble at your feet. Not everyone goes around barefoot, so some sensitivity is bound to be there.

>>27281210
No you bastard, she's MY wife!

>>27272344
this Reimu would look incredibly cute pregnant

>>27312455
>>27281210
Get a room will you.
We can hear your lovers quarrel just fine.

>>27222760
Homing Reimu

>>27312990
Reimu is for impregnating.

>>27290759
I can picture it and now I'm kinda freaked out by it too.

>>27345490
i want to eat reimu !

>>27345490
If you have a fish tank, wash your hands thoroughly and dip your hand into the water. I would say it works best without doing so when you have food residue on your fingers, or just have sprinkled flakes into the water by hand after crushing them into smaller pieces, but I wouldn't recommend it. If you have soft hands, you'll be able to feel it.

>>27345612
>i want to eat reimu !
me 3
>dip your hand into the water
Alright, now I have a new phobia.

>>27345612
No! Don't eat her anon!

>>27346944
>Alright, now I have a new phobia.
It's mostly harmless (for you). If you have aquatic animals with teeth, or paranas, you should ignore everything I told you.

>>27383727
Sorry but I have no money left.

>>27143002
Me too bro, me too.

>>27384730
you don't need to send her away
impregnate her instead and keep a cute bride

Reimu was a lot more happier when she was little

>>27394875
made to be a mom

man i just want to be a cute femboy uwu

bump

>>27394973
It's likely Reimu's mom died, but how come we know absolutely nothing about her father?

>>26165240
If you don't think Reimu is pretty then you're a faggot.

Who took care of Reimu when she was little? Surely it wasn't the turtle's job to do everything?

>>27473440

>>27473796
How?

>>27476151
The shrine maiden was small and the man-eating youkai was big once.

>>27473440

>>27247802
I need me a yandere reimu in my life to obssess over me

>>27472923
He was probably just some guy from the human village or an outsider who passed back to the outside without realising he'd impregnated Reimu's mother. I can't imagine the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's life was any easier prior to Spellcard Rules, and if Reimu is as bad socially as she is, the previous one was probably even worse. Maybe they got drunk, one thing led to another and boom, nine months later little Reimu pops out.

>>27501401
There's just no way a family as important as the Hakurei clan wouldn't have arranged marriages in order to keep the guardians of Gensokyo powerful. I'd imagine there'd be some sort of big ceremony involved and it'd be an arranged marriage of sorts. The fact Reimu seems to be the only Hakurei in Gensokyo should be troubling, yet it isn't which indicates replacing Reimu wouldn't be too difficult for the sages. Why that is is also very suspect as well.

>>27502832
Where the fuck are her parents?
Nobody is gonna fuck her if she doesn't have any family

>>26148573
Bump

>>27503171
I will take that bullet!

>>27477405
Reimu's nightmares are getting really weird...

>>27554617
Nightmare? That's a memory!
>>27503171
>Nobody is gonna fuck her if she doesn't have any family
Why exactly?

>>27554215
Reimu's belly should get one

>>27576219
Don't worry. I'm working on that.

>>27576618
Post sauce mien fuhrer

>>27503171
>>27502832
>>27472923
Reimu had a hard life.

>>27576219
there is damn near zero good artwork of this

>>27581967
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2856947

>>27583691
I found 3 that weren't foul
Just 3

>>27473440
>>27501401
>>27502832
>>27503171
I see three logical possibilities, with the third one being my working theory.

1. Reimu is the last living Hakurei family member. Meaning she either breeds more Hakureis through marriage arranged by Yukari, or she, the shrine and the ying-yangs are passed on or forgotten. This would mean a very critical issue for the future of Gensokyo. Since ZUN himself hasn't touched upon the subject, this sounds to be improbable. Reimu is not immortal, unlike Sanae, who is a woman turned into object of worship => goddess.

2. Hakurei family is well and lives in the Human Village or near shrine. Periodically they assign the role of the Hakurei Miko to one of their daughters. At this point we should already learn about them, or mangas/games should at least mention their existence.

3. Hakurei is not a family, but a title associated with the shrine. When the old miko dies, she is replaced with a new girl selected from human society in Gensokyo, becomes a Hakurei, and receives a new name. Such practice has been observed and documented in many religions - one person is selected to become a deity. Receiving a new, symbolical name is also a common practice in religions across the world. Each chosen miko would be named "Hakurei", followed by a new name this way. In the past, the role of local miko and their connection with kami was much more important than it is today.

Unless ZUN gets his shit together and explores upon this subject, or we unearth an old interview with him describing the subject, it is free for interpretation.

>>27594762
>Hakurei is not a family, but a title associated with the shrine. When the old miko dies, she is replaced with a new girl selected from human society in Gensokyo
You slid that one in there on purpose.

>>27594762
Personally, I subscribe to the belief that there are other Hakurei clan members, but they exist outside the barrier and tend to the Outside World's Hakurei Shrine, though none of them are really aware of their family's history and the most they do nowadays is leave offerings and tidy up around the dilapidated shrine every once in a while. At the very least, it has been noted that someone or someones have been leaving offerings at the Outside World's Hakurei Shrine and though it's located on a mountain, it's close to a city, though it's unclear where.

What happens is when a Hakurei shrine maiden dies, one of the youngest Hakurei girls gets whisked away by Yukari who shrouds her disappearance in complete mystery and wipes her memories clean of the outside world.

>>27611623
Given that yukari would have to go through the effort of training and raising the new miko doing that, it would be less effort for her to just abduct a male of good stock and send him over

>>27630167
Vetting for a potential breeding partner for the Hakurei shrine maiden is way more of a hassle than letting them do their thing outside and spiriting away a replacement when the current one dies. Raising a miko really doesn't require much actual training either, if Reimu is any indication. The previous shrine maidens may have had actual training in the functions of a shrine maiden and youkai extermination, but those aren't necessary when the crimson slasher is more of an unstoppable blunt object she can throw at problems.

>>27630400
Reimu does more than just lob magic balls at people, magic flinging is just the only part one could make video games out of
plus, you said youngest, if that's teens, she'll have to teach them how to feed and care for themselves, and if a child, she'd have to directly parent them until they're of age in addition to teaching them everything

a few hours of playing matchmaker is a bargain in comparison, especially when she has Ran to assist in processing data
no real reason to not just have shrine maidens birth their own heirs

>>27635703
>she'll have to teach them how to feed and care for themselves
Reimu is barely even able to care for herself and the shrine. She practically survives because people care for her themselves.
>she'd have to directly parent them until they're of age in addition to teaching them everything
Reimu barely has any idea of what being a shrine maiden normally entails, let alone how to behave with any level of maturity.

>>27635853
Given that Gensokyo has been around for 1200+ years, there have definitely been others in reimu's position, making it entirely possible that she's the exception rather than the rule
and at the end of the day, I enjoy the idea of a magical girl pushing out my kids, so I will stick with it no matter what

I dunno what you guys are arguing about, but I consider that one doujin canon. Reimu is just an entity, and when the current one dies, the next one comes right out of the "factory". She has endless clones.

>>27636725
I'm arguing that the Hakurei clan exists and it's outside the Barrier while anon's arguing that Reimu is the last of the Hakurei clan and that she's in dire need of a good dicking for the survival of Gensokyo.

>>27636836
no I'm not you shit
those outsider Hakurei clan replacements exist because they had kids, so it makes little sense why the Hakurei clan inside the barrier somehow shouldn't have kids
Unless you're pushing the idea that Reimu is barren, she can do it with no issues

You guys talk about sex way too much. This is why girls don't like you.

>>27637796
Keep that up and I'll have no other choice but to violently impregnate you until one of us dies.

>>27637796
Reimu is for missionary for the purpose of procreation
With hand holding
Fingers locked

>>27644252
>With hand holding
YOU SICK M>Fingers locked
YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER

>>27648338
I can't understand why anybody would write such filth. I am disgusted as well anon.

>>27644252
That is possibly the most repulsive thought that has crossed my mind this year.

>>27652495
>>27689059
Interlocking fingers with a festering sack of STD's like Reimu is a truly disgusting thought.

>>27637796
You don't know that.

Reimu thinks she has no faults

REIMU NO!

Whats with all the damn crossie behavior.

>>27758661
Refugees flooding out from /pol/ and /v/ since those boards are now so fast it's impossible to post in them

>>27806689
yes.
it is common knowledge that the hakurei miko is the source of all problems

>>27699022
Reimu is clean. She doesn't have any STDs.

>>27833893
that a big purification rod

>>27269806
Weed at least gets you high. Tobacco is the most boring drug on this planet.

>>27882574
Big Fucking Gohei

>>27882574
>that a big purification rod
>>27882196
>Reimu is clean. She doesn't have any STDs.
The rod grows with every STD Reimu has to cleanse from her body...

>>27739750
Translation, please?

>>27962035
Already TL'd on danbooru
Right to left
>From now on, doujins of all fetishes should be made of these two.
>However, there is no reason to be concerned.

>This is surely the first step to becoming popular!

>>27959937
That's enough, Sanae.

>>26173183
Reimu's just cute. The winter attire only improves upon what is already great.

>>27637796
I am a human male. It is perfectly normal for me to find Reimu, and other cute girls like her to be attractive.

This is perfection. Reimu is the definition of beauty

>>28113710
pregnancy would make that beauty go even further beyond

>>28114494
you're free to think that, but I don't think Reimu would be a good candidate for that stuff.

>>28190377
Would reimu even survive school?

>>28213929
She would.
She'd be apart of the council even.

Yukari would be council President, the other Sages like Kasen and Okina are upperclassmen that were at one point Council Presidents themselves. That would only make sense if Reimu and Yukari are first years though. Okina would be a third year, Kasen would be a second year. The fourth sage is unknown so that would leave the senior spot open.
I don't know how old Kasen truly is, but if you go by the hermit stuff, that would make her younger than Yukari, with Okina being the oldest of the current known 3.

The 4 oni would be the 4 delinquents. Kasen has a little known secret, so naturally she would be the oddball of the previous council.

The gods and deities of Gensokyo would be the notorious children, but they wouldn't be all powerful. Kanako would be Suwako's successor, and Sanae like their little proxy or protege as a first year. Reimu would be popular herself as everyone knows her, but not to the extent where they praise her. It would be the equivalent of a dean walking among students although friends with some.

Gensokyo High School. What a title. Prone to madness.

>>28230518
ZUN as the Principal.
SDM, being the most popular would be the "queens" of the school.
Eiki would be council herself, but I don't know what that would fall to since not every school is uniform.
There can be a Student Council, then some other group directly interacting with the student body.
Now that I think of it, Yuyuko could be VP, and Reimu something else.
Eiki is apart of Hecatia's faction so she wouldn't have a major leading role when compared, but she would still hold a fair bit of power.

>>28230654
Someone like Yorihime would be a student from an opposing school. A separation of worlds if you will, but if that applies, that means Yuyuko would have to be from another school as well.

>>28149766
all 2hus look best with a round belly full of life

>>27701639
Hot lesbian sex

>>28231162
Yes

>>27270872
You fool, don't you know that Marisa likes Reimu and vice versa?

Thief!

>>27583691
Does this quench what ails ya?

>>28356625

>>27758661
Ads.

>>28356657
more reimu is best reimu

Reimu's about to kill someone!

Reimu's about to kill somoene!

Reimu is about to kill somoene!

>>28483711
Reimu's face when I prematurely ejaculate during the footjob! She's conflicted between happiness at the appointment ending early and disgust at my pathetic dick!

reimers

Reimu has killed trillions.

>>26148573
I want to lick Reimu's armpits.

>>28516204
Reimu has killed 6 gorillion youkai

>>28543547
>You're staying at my shrine today, right?
>fufufu, I also prepared the specially delicious rice

>>26148573
Bump

The Hakurei Strong Maiden. Just look at those things.

>>28543547
Well, it was nice knowing you all.
Reimu's going to do something and I doubt it would allow me to see the light of day again for a while.

>>28516204
It's not murder if it's against youkai... or at least that's what someone said.

>>28585468
that's the sound reimu's belly makes

In order to get more visitors, Reimu decided to change her outfit during summer. What do you think?

>>28703017
It makes her look very inviting and fertile

>>28703017
reimu need to cut her hair down

>>28723465
Long hair is an expression of beauty

>>28703017
RAPE REIMU

>>28703017
Why is she able to go around in a bikini, but I'm not able to walk around in my swimming trunks. She's not even wearing panties for crying out loud! She's nopan!

>>28788323
>Complaining about Reimu walking around in a bikini with no panties
What are you, fucking gay?

>>28800438
Who are you quoting?

>>28816268
I'm quoting >>28788323
>"Why is she allowed to go around in a bikini? She's not even wearing panties for crying out loud!"
I think Reimu walking around with a bikini and no panties should be celebrated, not complained about.

>>28231162
Yes

>>28847442
There's a word there that isn't in the original post

>>26148573
Why are Reimu's armpits so sexy?

>>28942169
No particular reason. It is just a sign of good taste.

>>28942169
It's her musk.

>>29009569
Imagine the smell of Reimu.

>>29035149

>>26380043
No, it's just that Yukari's been taking from the donation box to buy booze.

i want to sleep with Reimu and squeeze her skinny, malnourished body

>>29123274
>i want to sleep with Reimu
That's a Marisa only privledge dude.

>>29035149
Chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, old cum...

>>29150330
Then i shall disguise myself as marisa

>>29157016
False
Reimu is a virgin

>>28516204
to save thousands

>>29178214
Hey, my grandpa has the same suit as Reimu is wearing in that pic! He wore it during the war!

>>28509922
raymus

>>29157016
That's Sanae though.

>>28723465
I think it's fine the way it is.

>>29123274
You only get to sleep with her if you promise to get her pregnant
the shrine desperately needs an heir

I honestly think that Reimu smells bad.

>>29341888
Nonsense. She's of Asian descent. They have genetically the lowest BO.

>>29341888
You're a retard and a faggot

>>29382704
Insult me more, Reimu!

>>29385820
>>29382704
Holy shit, Reimu posts on /jp/

Why is Reimu so poor? Why can't she just get a decent job?

>>28213929
If a school shooter comes in she can dodge all the bullets

>>26148573
VOTE FOR REIMU
https://forms.gle/VzvQfD6HDr7E6if99

>>29423737
I imagine Flan took Sakuya's yellow tie

GG, Reimuchads

https://files.catbox.moe/n1e0h4.mp4

>>29421376
No marketable skills. Too lazy, too dumb.

With so many other, cuter girls - she can't even rely on the oldest profession in the world anymore. Were it not for the kindness of the people she beats up - she would surely starve

>>29444611

>>29444371
hmm?

>>29469686
Yes.

This thread is based and Reimupilled

Bumping to save le ebin thred

I want to put a huge amount of foreign coins in Reimu's donation box so she thinks she's rich, but in reality is as poor as ever!

>>29588088
>I want to put a huge amount of foreign coins
you set yourself up.
A bunch of these wouldn't make her rich, but it would get her a few things.

>>29588707
She just has to convert it to the local currency first however.

>>29600128
I'm 23 days into no-fap i cant let Reimu side boob end it hnnnnggggg...

>>29600128
Man that's hot

cheap paizuri

>>29644851

>>29661058
27 is 75% of 36, why is it wrong? Also who the hell is she talking to? Is she schizophrenic?

>>29675117
Reimu gets lonely when people don't visit.

Reimu's ass

>>29703482
and pits

>>29703482
>>29703524
Reimu's tummy is the superior choice.

>>29739020

they are just friends

Reimu's admirers!

>>29675256
she wouldn't be so lonely if you put a baby in her

>>29782507
but then the baby would be lonely because Reimu isn't friends with many people in the human village that have children of their own! They would be a complete outsider that associates with youkai and fairies more than humans!