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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

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>> No.2954734

sage

>> No.2954740

>>2954734
>>2954726
>>2954713
nice job OP, you've already caught 3 newfags.

>> No.2954741

Real life Rance driving a Lamborghini.

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keanu high jack TIME

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KEANU NOW OWNS /jp/

>> No.2954761

>I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock.

You should write H-scenes. You have natural talent.

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come to papa

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>>2954742
>>2954746
Get this fagshit out of here.

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>>2954742
>>2954746
>>2954754
>>2954771

I can't believe that someone actually saved so many images of the Dawson Creek guy.

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Did someone say Jessica?

'Cause I think I just heard someone say Jessica.

Too bad she's really a lesbian for Shannon/Kanon and trying to kill George off...is this theory totally shot out yet?

>> No.2954798

>>2954787
OMFG WTF U DUMASS THAT ISNT THE DAWNSONS CREEK GUY ITS KEANU REEVES U IDIOT

/trolled

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>> No.2954803

Oh my god Keanu is hot!

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>>2954798

The red power ranger? I don't like that guy.

>> No.2954817

>>2954803
>>2954742
Same fucking faggot (literally).

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>this thread

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>>2954817
Actually, no.

>> No.2954843

The fuck is going on here

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>> No.2954853

that's me
im jesica

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>>2954699
Suigin !YUsuiginy. or whatever I'm sorry but no
BEHOLD YOUR COMPETITION

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>> No.2954900

keanu reeves is a noob

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>>2954900
Seconded

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>> No.2954922

requesting more keanu ass

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>> No.2954927

>>2954922
Quit samefagging up the place.

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If you want manliness, do it right.

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