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294389 No.294389 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do in this situation?

>> No.294397

Laugh.

>> No.294400

Get hit by a sword?? I guess???

>> No.294401

Genuflect.

>> No.294404

what's there to do

>> No.294405

Aftermath requested.

>> No.294413

Is it even possible to block a sword attack like this?

>> No.294407

What CAN I do? it's already much too late for Cirno.

>> No.294410
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294410

>>294405

>> No.294411

Fools! Cirno just

>> No.294412
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294412

Hang out

>> No.294415

Cuntpunt as a last resort.

>> No.294416
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294416

Cirno failed

>> No.294419

>>294412
OH SHIT THOSE GUYS MUST BE COOL

>> No.294421

You're already dead.

>> No.294433
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>>294413
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?! OF COURSE IT'S POSSIBLE TO BLOCK AN ATTACK LIKE THAT YOU DUMB SHIT! I'VE DONE RESEARCH ON THIS SUBJECT AND IT WAS SHOWN THAT NINJAS LEARNED HOW TO BLOCK SWORDS LIKE THIS! JEEZE YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!

>> No.294481

>>294413
>Is it even possible to block a sword attack like this?
Not with your bare hands no.

>> No.294485
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294485

>>294481

>> No.294490
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294490

strike... a pose.

>> No.294492

if you'll notice there is no motion of the sword. so cirno is just clapping ridiculously. possibly catching a fly.

>> No.294708

>>294389
Cirno should activate her reality marble.

>> No.294716
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>>294389

THE ONLY LOGICAL SOLUTION

>> No.294862

>>294389
Get out some butterfly stitches...and a little iodine.

>> No.294875

>>294485
Did you save that picture JUST so you'd have a moment like this where you'd be able to use it?

>> No.294880

>>294716
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

>> No.294884

>>294875
No, saved it so I can look at a picture of a cute bear handpuppet.

>> No.294886

>>294884
Oh, ok.

>> No.294976

Enjoy free lobotomy

>> No.294981

>>294976
Do you think that'd have any affect on Cirno?

>> No.294991

>>294981
nope, but I'm gonna die either way!

>> No.294995

>>294991
You'll respawn,just relax.

>> No.294996

>>294981
Even if she was sliced in half she'd come back to life eventually.

>> No.295003

>>294996
And be none the smarter for it....

>> No.295006
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295006

Lily & co. tried it once. Nothing happened.

>> No.295024

>>294413
Mythbusters did an episode on this exact situation.

tldr MYTH BUSTED

>> No.295034

>>295003
how dumb is she?

>> No.295036

>>295034
Very.

>> No.295038
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295038

>>295034

>> No.295041

>>295036
>>295038
i see ....
what is she capable of?
what kind of damage can she do and on what scale?
should i be scared of her?

>> No.295042

>>295041
She's the strongest in Gensokyo.

>> No.295045

>>295042
oh shi~

>> No.295046
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295046

>>295041

>> No.295052

>>294433
>>295024

If just using bare hand, certainly no. The ninjas do have metal claws used for climbing that is used for sword blocking as well. Certainly not for the faint hearted or the unskilled to do so.

>> No.295054

>>295041
Depends on the doujin artist. On one end, she is dumber than a sack of bricks. On the other, she is about as smart as a child. Either way, she'll freeze your penis.

>> No.295058

>>295054
no, not my penis, i need that to rape her with @_@;;

>> No.295067

>>295058
if you can even get that far

>> No.295073
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295073

>>295058

>> No.295077

>>295058
>>@_@;;

You deserve it.

>> No.295079

>>295077
thanks for risking a b& for me XD

>> No.295082

>>295073
OH SHIT, BROKE THE HEAD OFF ;____;

>> No.295086

>>295073
NEEDS LARGER VERSION AND MOAR

>> No.295090

>>295073
im not getting near that hole anytime soon, i rather go bang the kitsume

>> No.295102
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>>295079
>>XD

>> No.295105

>>295079

huh?

>> No.295112

>>295079
Mods are asleep.

>> No.295113

so, let me get this straight, Cirno is as dumb as a sack, but powerful as hell, rapeable, but not approachable, am i missing something here?

>> No.295115

>>295041
Cirno is strong for a fairy and is childish
And unlike many doujins made you believe, she can read

>> No.295120

>>295113
Cirno is retarded-child-stupid, not actually powerful at all but claims she is, but could still freeze your penis off.

>> No.295125

>>295115
ok, enlighten me, link to some of these doujins please

>> No.295131

>>295120
oh, then not to worry, just have to dodge her ice and J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!!!

>> No.295133

>>295113
Well, she'd be more powerful if she wasn't such a dummy. It's never really been explored just how strong her freezing power is. It could just be limited to small creatures and the like (frogs, fish, your penis, etc.). But she is the most powerful fairy.

>> No.295157

>>295125
This one comes to my mind
gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=333

>>295131
No, she radiates chilling air from herself, even when asleep, so don't try touching her

>> No.295168

>>295157
hey, coldness turns me on :D

>> No.295169
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295169

Cirno is an ice fairy. FOR A FAIRY she's considered to be quite strong. She's not very bright though. Her favorite hobby is freezing frogs, then watching them revive(they usually die in the process).

>> No.295176

>>295168
>:D

:() is the only emoticon allowed around here, son

>> No.295187

>>295176
Lies. ;_; is the only emoticon allowed.

>> No.295212

god, why does she have to be cute and untouchable?

>> No.295227
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>>295212
;_;

>> No.295236

>>295227
please let me make love to you Cirno, I loved you long time ;_____;

>> No.295244

Or at least let me cuddle you ;________;

>> No.295248

ANSWER ME CIRNO!!!

>> No.295251
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295251

This indeed is a true pain killer

>> No.295250
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295250

It's more likely than you think.

>> No.295252
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>>295248
YOU!

ARE A FAGGOT

>> No.295255

>>295252
OH GOD NO, PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOU, IF ONLY FOR ON NIGHT!!!!!! >o<;;

>> No.295257

>>295255
*one

>> No.295258

>>295255
>>>o<;;

Stop that!

>> No.295265

>>295258
>o<;;
:P
^_^
^-^
:3
:D
D:
>w<;;
i got more ...

>> No.295271
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295271

>>295265
STOP THAT, YOU... YOU...

>> No.295277

>>295271
DOUBLE WEABOO

>> No.295278

>>295271
>>295277
ill stop if you let me sleep with you ...

>> No.295280

>>295278
Actually Cirno do us a favour and sleep with this guy. Let him freeze do death overnight.

>> No.295289

>>295280
it will make me happy to be frozen by her <3

>> No.295310

>>295289

7/10. What you lack in skill, you make up for in persistence.

>> No.295313
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295313

>>295289
Yes, ill sleep with you, and i'll even let you make love to me, if you live thru the night, ill marry you, sound fair?

>> No.295319

>>295313
YES!!!!

I won't let you down!!

>> No.295324

>>295313
wait .... WHAT!?!?!?

>> No.295330

>>295329
I'm not >_>

>> No.295329

>>295319
>>295324

Why are you talking to yourself?

>> No.295332

>>295319
>>295324
>>295330
COULDN'T POSSIBLY HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE YOU NOW

>> No.295338

>>295332
im sorry, i don't understand ...

>> No.295346

>>295338
Well, at least your intelligence is a match for that of your desired sexual partner.

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>> No.295354

>>295346
awww, how sweet ..... i think ...

>> No.295855

The teeth!!!!!!!!! its your last hope bitch! Bite like lock jaw on a homeless rapist!!!!

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