/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Naaah.

/jp/ sucks at spoilers.

Things like "Ange dies"... Okay, big deal. The real spoiler is "Ange gets turned into hamburger meat after revealing she's Ange and wants Battler to come home".

No, but I will once the patch does.

Don't worry guys I'll make you wish you did

>>2946917

The problem with really long spoilers like that is that people can rip themselves away mid-way through.
Short and fast spoilers will be read before the subconscious picks up that they're spoilers.

After Hempel's raven and Schrödinger's cat, which philosophical paradox will Ryukishi use next?

No, because thankfully every Umineko thread I've seen so far had a lot or properly used spoilers.
That, and I always hide them.

>>2946945

>Schrodinger's cat

>Philosophical paradox

WHAT?
It's a quantum mechanics "error".

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>>2946945
Nietzsche's Eternal Return obviously.

A spell to make her mother love her: uu~uu~

I wonder if writing spoilers backwards like that increases the chances that people will read them.

>>2946945

Could Beatrice make a mountain of candy so large even she couldn't eat it?

>>2946901
Witch in one hand blue truth in the other saving the world!

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>>2946960
what?

>>2946945
Unexpected hanging paradox

No one would expect it.

Yes.

>>2946976
>Eternal return (also known as "eternal recurrence") is a concept which posits that the universe has been recurring, and will continue to recur in a self-similar form an infinite number of times.
Nietzsche=Bernkastel