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Hello, mong-I mean... people of 4chan's /jp/ - Japan/General board. I am an average anonymous 4chan user, just like most of you here, and not at all affiliated with Gilgamesh or his vast kingdom of Uruk.

I am here today to ask if any of you average 4chan users here (like myself!) are a fan of Mr. Gilgamesh. I am. I think he is quite cool. He is also a humble man who does not at all need the praise of his people to validate his existence. That's why Saber wants him so bad.

>> No.294607

TEA AND CRUMPETS

>> No.294608

I....like your...moustache.

>> No.294611
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>>294601
OH HO, LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE!

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH WEAPONS, KING OF HEROES!

>> No.294613

>>294601
Hey Gilgamesh! Get back to the fucking store, the weapons are out of stock.

>> No.294620

>>294601
Making those batch pictures suitable for Burichan was worth the effort if someone is using them.

>> No.294622

I think Gilgamesh is a pretty cool guy. Eh has enough swords and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.294623

Shit is SO cash.

>> No.294633

Screw the rules, I have swords!

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>> No.294640

Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!·WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!·I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN‘T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (-- ; (-- ; (-- ;] so I yelled SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

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>>294640

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Gilgamesh is teh epic HaX character ever and still loses to everybody.

Bonus points for his opinion on women though.

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>> No.294645

>>294640

that is some stale pasta

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ive given Saber my mana plenty of times if ya know what i mean

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>>294640

the best copypasta

>> No.294651

>>294645
Yeah good job sageing a thread at nearly 3:00 in the morning where there are probably 3-4 people browsing this board at most.

>> No.294653

>>294646
SHIROU! THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU!

>> No.294656

You know who was awesome? Enkidu.

Dude was a wild man

>> No.294657

Somehow, I kinda doubt what the OP is saying. I dunno, he just seems suspicious.

>> No.294660

>>294646
ever since UBW came out....

>> No.294662

>>294651

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you so much.

>> No.294673

>>294662

I believe he was more commenting on the futility of it. It being that a single age destroys your work, and shit moves too slow at night that you couldn't even sagebomb a thread to the autoprune limit.

For example, I just undid all your work.

>> No.294675

>>294656
Literally.

>> No.294677

>>294662
It's ok, I appreciate your apology so in a jest of kindness, I'll sage with you.

>> No.294678

>>294662
It's ok, I appreciate your apology so in a jest of kindness, I'll sage with you.

>> No.294693

Sometimes people like to sage because they feel their comment is not worthy enough to contribute to the thread and bump it. This never happens on 4chan because all threads suck.

>> No.294699

>>294601
Sage for mustache

>> No.294706

>>294699

Forgot something?

>> No.294710

>>294706
No I swear I put in a sage, but when it got posted the sage disappeared. Then it took me 10 tries to delete the post.

Ah well, sage for mustaches. I HATE mustaches.

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