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POLKA IS HOLOEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gura's dripping wet pussy...
>>29445524
>>29445205>444k celebration>666k celebrationMori is a genius, just come up with random milestones every week and make people superchat non stop
>>29445515Sunshine
I'M MININ' I'M MININ'
Towa...
ENTER GEORGE
>Omega Ray had her baby and completely hid it from the fans>It is possible now that Gura narratives could in fact be truescary stuff
Why don't Ame and Gura just stream together if they're both going to play Minecraft anyway
>>29445525yeah and?
So, what did we all think of Gura's art stream?
AME IS LIKING A BUNCH OF GURA ART ON TWITTER
>ctrl + f avocado>0 resultsavocado
>>29445533I love Mori!
Rate Gura's artistic ability.
http://poal.me/mfpocohttp://poal.me/mfpocohttp://poal.me/mfpocohttp://poal.me/mfpoco
Not enough puffy cunny art
Astel learned from him
Steve is a unitychad, why aren't you?
>>29444962
Here ya go chicken bros, didnt get to post it in the other thread due to image limit. Would finish it, but got a deadline atm
>>29445528UOOOHH
Remember her.
>Gura probably already saw Ina's melon and Haachama's diamond gift offstream
GURA LOVE
>>29445533anonchama..., number reps, etc
>>29445548that makes her the cutest holoen girl :)
OkayHow many times do you all think Gura will get distracted on this stream?
>>29445525I agree Clownbro. I love Polka!
>steve board>can post steveYabee
>>29445545>Omega RayWait. Omesis Ray?! holy shit.
>>29445542finish the fucking books you fat fuck
>>29445000Does any other website have the insane demand for wife-like wives that I see here? I don't browse outside of this site so it's hard to get a read on these things
Korone.
>>29445558Pedo
>ywn sit Gura in your lap and bury your knuckles in her soaking, dripping, gushing wet pussy while she squirms and moans as she tries to play her rhythm games
>>29445547Let Ame sleep, ya jerk
>>29445542>Kiara is a redhead>buys Kiara's paintingUH OH
I love my oshi and her best friend!
>>29445547Separate projects
>>29445533She's watching Hana I fucking know it!
>anon, how can you like a gremlin like Ame?
>>29445558Based
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>29445552aguacate...
Gura has sold me on the idea of HololiveEU just so we can get a genuine sultry Frog.The weeb audience is big in France anyways im sure you can find a big talent from there
Steve bought all of Gura's portraits except the Kiara one. Steve hates Kiara? Narratives?
>>29445533You japanese reps...Amelia is doing them you have no excuse
You're welcome for the fanart
>>29445565>chicken brosno such thing faggot these are GURAME hours
>>29445547Because Ame doesn't like Gura at all.She'd rather play with randos who play FPS than her fellow genmates.
Rate /ic/
>>29445554
>>29445555checkedand I'd give it a "better than I could do"/10
>>29445542NEXT FILM WHEN CHICKEN!I DONT CARE IF IT IS THE HOBBIT!
>>29445585What?
http://poal.me/4eiv2whttp://poal.me/4eiv2whttp://poal.me/4eiv2whttp://poal.me/4eiv2w
>>29445557https://files.catbox.moe/fd2vq0.mp4
>the minecraft stream in a few minutes
>>29445610loomis/10
Ignoring anything you may have seen, which of the girls do y'all think has the best and/or worst real life fashion sense?
>>29445555Very cute and soulful/10
>>29445555SOUL/10
>>29445585
Make sure to participate in the /hlgg/ readiness study.http://poal.me/8nihsehttp://poal.me/8nihsehttp://poal.me/8nihse
>>29445586That shit is considered sexist everywhere else so no
>>29445586I'm sure you could find the same on hardcore incel forums but those are driven by desire for sex instead of love
Uhhh bros...why is Ame's stream no longer happening now and in 2 hours instead?
>>29445549Am I supposed to know who these people are
>>29445610Why do I have freckles?
Do people actually like it when they just play Minecraft over other stuff?
>>29445610Fridgebod kiara
>>29445610ngmi
>>29445525Polka still playing the rice girl game. Been streaming for over 4 hours.
>>29445601palta...
>>29445585YOU JUST KNOW
>>29445608Step aside, fag. These are unity threads.
>>29445576I don't know, but she seems to be leaning into that this time, look at the stream description
>>29445552gura palta
>>29445542Shouldn't he be in jail from not finishing the book?
>>29445565>Heart pupilsdangerous
>>29445552Avocado.
>>29445565cute>>29445563kek
>>29445565Nice work anon, it's pretty cute. Good luck with your work.
>>29445549I think you should get the fuck back to /v/
>>29445626Ame, Ina, and Gura don't go outside, and Mori is Mori, so Kiara wins by default.
>>29445610>no kiara wifewhats the point
>>29445542OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29445547because holy shit take your pills
>>29445547I know you're GurAme Klaius, but let them work on their own projects.
>>29445525We also taking Nene.If the Japs won't fuck their women we will.
>>29445535>it's a shrimp that's also the sunhttps://streamable.com/6njbnl
>>29445555She did her best/10
Why is Kiara the least whore in Gura's drawing when she is the most whore in reality?
>>29445632>>29445618>poal me
>>29445563
>>29445640Yes, it gives great zatsudan moments.
>>29445565Based. I know I'm not supposed to marry my boss but I'm getting tempted...
>>29445585*Rusty Cage intensifies*
>>29445552Based avocado!
>>29445585korone is a cavalier king charles spaniel not a bernese mountain dog
>>29445610Soul
>>29445608Fuck off. All of HoloEN is for unity faggot.
what the fuck youtube
>>29445615
>>29445610I need a wife Kiara with every fiber of my being.
>>29445637>>29445661nnnNOOOOOOOO
>>29445597Because she's so good at scolding us
>>29445616the mom is /hlg/
>>29445572She already forgot about the shark hat house so there's no way she knows about the melon. Today's stream is the quest for silk touch pickaxe to build the fruit village and
Haachama/Gura minecraft when?
who the fuck is steve? This is a serious question. Is he some kind of e-celeb /v/ likes?
i believe
>>29445555absolutely based taste/10
>>29445581>he lacks the critical informationhttps://youtu.be/fTCd0vtc0es
>>29445615I wish people would pay more attention to canon character heights. Ina is shorter than Ame when she doesn't have platform shoes on and Ame is barely even taller than Gura. They're all tiny.
>>29445608kys falsflagger
>>29445640I really fucking hate watching people play minecraft. It turns into background noise for me. Looking forward to Soma and Visage though, mostly Visage.
>>29445610>no jpsshe fucking hates them
>>29445623does this drawfag have a twitter or something?
>>29445585YJK
>>29445585/hlg/ is that a way buddy
>>29445678
>>29445676Ina isn't drawn like a whore.Also it's because she doesn't talk to Kiara.
>>29445525I wish I could understand her
>>29445565>mfw i will never see this in real life
>>29445610It was cute art 10/10!
>>29445704Never, its the daisENpai curse
>>29445525This is true
Did somebody say Minecraft?
>>29445706npc from he game
>>29445610Bloop imprisoned/10
>>29445611Possibly one of the weakest rrats I have seen in my time
>>29445587*they are always discussing something
>>29445610geisha/10
>>29445683she is a tolling retriever but she doesnt know
Gura . . .
>>29445638Oh, I posted the wrong one.
>>29445602The fuck is "HololiveEU"? Hololive branches are named after languages, not regions.EU countries hate each other, and don't speak any unified language other than English. What you want is "HololiveEN but with sexy accents", which is just HololiveEN.
>>29445549Now this is a podcast I can get behind.
>>29445565>this is Gura's wifeGreat taste.
Gura just needs to play for 6 hours and she'll have plenty of time with Ame.
>>29445610I unironically think she should use the shiny shrimp as a membership badge
>>29445610Cute!
>>29445683St. Bernard*
>>29445585Wrong thread hlg is down the street
>>29445706protagonist of the popular video game minecraft
>>29445638kek nice one anon
>search "hololive" on YT>second result is compilation of EN doxx links>3 days oldNice one Cover
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1329619537227026432>I built a canal
unity
>>29445727
>>29445585OH SHIT
>>29445725She does though?
>>29445524sorry, all i have is a substitute
>>29445618No womb. Poll is fundamentally flawed.
>>29445737Hes constantly screaming but we can't hear him from outside the bubble.
>Gura saw the gift from Haachama off stream already>she'll pretend she didn't and try to act as if she's surprised by it on streamBros..
>>29445770Oh no no no!
>>29445555UwU/10
>>29445587I like this guy's art, but not get the weird ryona guro obsession
>>29445565based
>>29445588what? did you say post more cunny?
>global thread>can't post holos from places on the globes-sugoi
>>29445777I'll take one.
>>29445525there's almost 8k watching, she's fine
>>29445525You polka retards don't even care about holoEN
Why does this thread have so many drawfags
>>29445725>doesn't talk to kiaradoesn't watch the streams more like lol
>>29445555Reminds me of mine, which is the result of starting and quitting after 2 weeks once or twice a year for the past decade. I wouldn't be surprised if she was similar in that bad practice.
>>29445771Stop trying to force your shit meme
>>29445711canon overriden by personality prease understand. mori should be at least 6 ft and kiara should be a few inches shorter. gura is a midget and ame and ina should be at least 5-6 inches taller than her.
Gura please play with Haachama.
>>29445632What's the point of the ten if it's also plus?
>>29445610the shrimp was actually great
>>29445533Anonchama... your number reps...
>>29445734What's her surprise to Gura?
>>29445672You know, Flare is speaking a lot of English lately...
>>29445804I blame Ina
>Ame will never be your gfhttps://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
>>29445585>look up the source of that picture with the dog family one day>it's actually a yuri VN>there's a dog route>the dog's female>and yes that's the ending of the route with their kids
>>29445771This is it. This perfection. From now on this will be the official HoloEn branch
Anyone got the timestamp where Kiara killed our ears?
>>29445798I now strangely want to see Nene in France and I don't know why
>>29445804We just had a drawfag stream from Gura.. Are you retarded by chance?
>>29445780Is this just some theory or do you have proof?
>>29445205I thought it would be a karaoke stream
>>29445608No way fag.Real GurAme fans support their friends too.
>>29445555as good as ame's singing
>>29445533>random milestonesYou dumb fuck
>>29445429>>29445770
>>29445771Canon pic
>>29445632Make sure make some more polls before Gura gets back online
>>29445634I need summerdress Gura for alt outfits
>Ina's still the lone, black sheep of ENTakobros....Again, Nene doesn't count.
http://poal.me/k1of59http://poal.me/k1of59http://poal.me/k1of59
>>29445610Why do they all have white face?
>hololive global>no globess-sugoi
>>29445780meds
I rubbed one out before her next stream
>>29445803Wrong. We just care about polka more
>>29445853
>>29445725And you don't watch the streams
>>29445843She tweeted that she built a canal, presumably from her house at the baseNo way she didn't see it then
>>29445638>bass so loud i could feel the vibrations in my feet from my headphonesi'm ready..
>>29445587>They are always discussing something. >When she has to do something, she will tie her hair up.>The glasses that Ina wears is a magical item. It's not because she has Myopia.>Ame's time machine is an heirloom.
>>29445533>milestones>numberfaggingReally? You would think that celebrating every small step taken (how it used to be back in the day before Gura pretty much bulldozed everyone through to 1M) was at least understandable. I mean, unless you're doing "countdown to x" almost obsessively you're just celebrating your success.
>>29445565KFP employee here thanks man
>>29445524>>29445528
>>29445853SHE'S HERE
>>29445767>it's trueYOUTUBE KUN, HOLY FUCK
>>29445833Genial, right?
>>29445803Im still watching Polka stream while waiting for Gura in another tab
>>29445817holy shit
>>29445638Thanks, now I have to listen to it
>>29445771Perfect!
>>29445853SHES HERE
>>29445704Now, assuming Haachama wakes up and checks her Twitter mentions.
>>29445864She'll probably find her moona in EN gen2
Does anyone know what the hell this says? The first word is obviously HOLOTALK, can't make out the rest though.
>>29445747Gure's self-awareness is CUTE! Mori's self-awareness is CRINGE!
Anyone have that edit of presenting HoloEN with Yagoo
>>29445533>randomah fuck I'm being baited
>>29445585God, I hate artits who don't know how to properly organize speech bubbles
>>29445853Based big memory anon keeping his book of grudges
>>29445887I
>>29445833name of the VN?
>>29445586When you post with an identity you can't be honest about what you want.
>>29445832Not with that attitude
>>29445887Abayo
>>29445846She's doing both, the zatsudan is 12 hours from now, and the show is 24 hours from now.
>>29445866>>29445618>>29445632https://files.catbox.moe/fd2vq0.mp4
>>29445817beautiful
>>29445877The real question is if she saw the melon Ina left
>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist>Used to shower only once a week>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis">Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation>Was homeless>One of her Mom's BF would crack her toes without consent>Of her Mom's BF stepped on her head>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one>Got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers>Read gay tf2 fanfiction>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat>Can't do division>Streamed on gura's channel by accident>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth>Licked her friends tears>Claims her family is cursed because her Grandma was a NTR Stacy>Got bullied for wearing the same shoes everyday>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum>Cleaned keyboard with WD-40
>>29445887ABAYUOOHHHHH
>>29445887Based
>>29445587sopdrawingamelikeadude
>>29445864Yeah but she has Nene.
I see you left milk and cunny for me, you've been a good girl!
>>29445889but was it HER or was it ame who posted it?
>>29445638BASED TAKODACHI!
>ina is drawn as ina>the rest get various costumes and outfitsnarrative?
>>29445887
For those that missed it....
>>29445817based
>>29445887AbayUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!
>>29445887God almighty...I don't think vaginas are supposed to be that shallow though
>>29445887abayo
>>29445887AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANONS, SHUT THE FUCK UP. NENE IS ON
>>29445941Kek
>>29445715As if there'd be enough time to cover them all
Sorry guys, I should be done with Gura soon so she can start streaming.
>>29445911No, the res is too small.
>>29445586yes, the "begone wench i no longer want to be horny i just want to be happy" is a pretty common phenomenon
Will you?
>>29445767>Tfw it's trueNice to know doxfaggotry runs deep in the community. Doxfags get the fucking rope.
>>29445887UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>29445837The actual moment in the VoD got deleted (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov_BwzMOLgE)) but if you wanna see the after math go to https://youtu.be/cRhrOAdDceE
I hate nousagi's so fucking much
>>29445945Base Ina is the best Ina, can't improve perfection
>>29445928Nice. I hope she sings nice things like Korone does.
>>29445945She respects Ina very much and is too scared to over step with her.
Okay so if she saw Haachama's gift. Does that mean she saw the melon Ina planted?
>>294455526.02214086 × 1023 mol-1...
>>29445973i already did.
>>29445980
>>29445949What am I looking at here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqgW2VUkw4 WHEN WILL MORI PLAY MORTALSHELL!?
>>29445945don't mess with perfection
>>29445585imagine if dog sperm was compatible with human eggs, there will be so many WFDM couples
>>29445791I KNOW RIGHT???
>>29445942Its Mori
>>29445922I want to fuck Gura´s tight cunnyWhich I would never say if my name was floating above my post
>>29445887Steve?
>>29445973Yes!
>>29445552How long before the avocados start to grow?
>>29445986It's right in the middle of the shark hat house. She'd have to be blind to miss it.
>>29445817Jesus christ, anon.
>>29445980typed from my steam(tm) controller
>>29445980https://streamable.com/ybl9ju
>>29445767not true for me, how much doxx shit are you searching for?
For our chicken friends.
>>29445853GURA PLEASE WINK TWICE ON STREAM TO DOGWHISTLE TO US
CAM ON GOORUH START THA FACKIN STREEAM
>>29445921not that anon, but google gave me Yumeutsutsu Re:After.I didn't think it'd find it without the image being cropped but it did. Scary how well google works these days.
>>29445894Geh schlafen
>>29446009>mori logging onto minecraftnice rrat you got there
>>29445817THE ATTWHORE OF /hlgg/
>>29445921Yumeutsutsu Re:After, not H apparently
>>29446023
The title on the thumbnail looks like Gura has thicc eyebrows.
>>29445586>wife-like wifeI don't get it
>>29445973That's the chicken from the based department I assume?
>>29445853Mori, you can't dogwhistle us on Gura's behalf like this. It's not nice.
>>29446034nice.
GURA IS LIVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmTcW28YEgo
Will Ina draw something based on Guras stream and what would it be?
>be Ame>open Minecraft>GauGura joined the game>close Minecraft
>>29446033Not him but I didn't even have to scroll for 5 seconds before it showed up and the only Hololive related things I search up is full body images of their models to use for reference.
>>29446024Will she address it tho?
>>29446034I love you, Anon.
haachama play with gura!
>>29446067kek
>>29446034thanks friendsaved
>>29445945She'd didn't think of doing alt costumes until ame
>>29445980>>29446031COPEOPE
I'm afraid of having a daughter because I like cunny
>>29446064gura's bread story
>>29446034>tfw no Germanic phoenix wife who cooks you fried chicken and threatens you with a spatula if you don't come home in time for dinner
>>29445804Ina's master plan in action.
MINECRAFT TIME BABY!
Comfy
>>29445949Heh
ame was a falseflagger all along...
>>29445973I answer and quickly hang up as she starts talking.
>>29446031thats pretty cute
I wish I knew Japanese just to understand what Nene or Polka were saying.
>>29446085what about leberkase
>>29446031KEK
>>29446080it's not the same, anon, you don't need to suspect yourselfby the time she's old enough you'll find the idea disgusting
I want to fuck Gura and Haachama together!I want to have a retard sandwich on my cock!
>>29445618what's even going on in this gif?
>changed the tennis ball
>Minecraft music>No GuraCan we please switch these around
>>29446080It doesn't work like that anon
>>29446051
>>29446080If you aren't an actual pedo you should be fine
>Watched sunrise with GuraLater virgins
>>29445887This is just an edit
>>29445887WATCHING THE SUNRISE WITH GURA
>>29446084
>>29446080Maybe you shouldn't have kids. Maybe you should go and visit that florida pedo farm.
MINECRAFT SUCKSBUT I LOVE GURA
>>29446099"Based."
>>29446054Nobody gets it anymore. That's the problem. It's why we're all here on a Egyptian heiroglyphics board jerking off to cartoons instead of coming home to loving wives and fathering children.
>>29446080Nobody is going to fuck you anyway so you'll be okay
>>29445979>one notch away from muting audio on my system>still hear it quite wellSomeone died during that stream
why the fuck Gura doesn't use bgm
>gura called shrimps her sunshine>we get to watch a sunrise with her
>all the people spamming "CHECK GIFT AT YOUR HOUSE"Why are people like that
>>29446131why would you ever want to grow pedos
>>29446109Get that nasty shit outta here
>>29445996Someone just has to let her know its a soulslike that they have permissions for. Unless shes too much of a COWARD to show her gamer skill
>>29446080Being self aware means you would find it disgustingDon´t worry about it
>>29446034I need wife Kiara, bros...
The EN Minecraft streams just doesnt have that oomph in it. They really need to have those IQ reducing bgm playing on the background like their jp senpais
>>29446106Learn Nihongo with Amelia and Mori
>she mined all that by hand
CHEATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Gura did something...
>>29446157zoomers
>>29446129that's a big bread
>>29446054A wife that acts like a wife
She learned from Ame how to make water walls
SHE CHEATED>SHE CHEATEDSHE CHEATED>SHE CHEATEDSHE CHEATED>SHE CHEATEDSHE CHEATED>SHE CHEATED
Gura just confirmed the mountain autist's narrative
>>29445853she actually did it.
Just posting an old, fun memoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96ZZH0xh6XE
DON'T LET MINECRAFT AUTISTS SEE THIS
>played a bit off-streamIt's just a term for creative right
>>29445000>>29445586
gura...atlantis....
Reminder: Gura wants to stream Cyberpunk.
>more water editingMinecraft water sucks ass...
>>29446155This girl is dangerous
>>29445767I just get Holo streams, some clips and the guy with small balls. Maybe that doxx shit gets filtered out if you actually watch proper Hololive stuff.
>>29446160Is it good? I've heard some concerning things but I can't tell if it's just usual /v/ermin gripes.
I didn't know Super CEO could draw
>>29446196
>>29446192Now I'm sad
>>29446197hope there are no dicks, that would be super gay
>>29446034so that's what she was aiming for?
>MOVING HER HOUSE>INTIMIDATED BY HAACHAMA
>>29445868Amelia's hiding them under her shirt!
>>29446051Depends on the location and care tho, a lot of times you never get aguacates.
>>29446151So that you can play your own bgm instead. Here, try thishttps://youtu.be/5VoUyGaV3TA
>Gura is moving her entire shark project away from Haachama's castle
Ah yes, another stream of Gura saying she'll do things in Minecraft and then doing nothing for 3 hours
>wants to move her hat house because it's getting mogged on by the CHAMACASTLELMAO
>pretending not to have seen
>>29445995gura told people to print out her ina drawing and put it on their fridge, and some people did so, including the person whose reflection can be seen in that image. the photo was first posted to twitter, the someone posted here in the last thread and it got a bunch of replies
>>29446197Don't forget people was overworked to give you this shit
Gura is gonna play for 4 hours just so she can get an impromptu collab with Ame
>Gura doesn't want to be Haachama's neighborNARRATIVES?!
>>29446214>>29446221>>29446224OOF
>>29446129Bread hungry gura...
>Gura>Digging out a canyonThey don't pay you enough, Enma...
>>29446080Most men usually get turned off from younger women if they have daughters
Did Gura see Haahcama's diamonds yet?
Haachama did nothing off camera...
>>29446235Too bad it's never coming out
>>29446034very nice work anon, thank you
>>29446235Overpaid, too.
>>29446223you know what you're getting
>>29446205Its decent not the best but the hardening mechanic is a nice gimmick. Its also probably the only decent soulslike the holos have permissions for.
>>29446197If they don't have some sort of mosaic mod for streamers this shit is not going to get them free advertisement
>>29446192based PFSC anonwhatever did happen to Campbell, anyway? did he 41% himself?
>>29445515
Just got home, how did Gura react to Haachamas present?
she doesn't know what 2x2 is...
>>29446223Just how I like it
>>29445933Huh she sounds like a fucking cursed character
I wonder if she saw Hachamas gift for chickens
>>29446238Gura is terrified of her senpais. She's said this before.
>>29446024WELP
Gura doesn't know how to make infinite water
>>29446238she's regretting her decision to move out of ame's front yard
>>29446192one parasocial relationship please
>2x2uh oh
>>29445767doesn't work on my machine
2x2...
Is she not even going to mention the giant stairs and ask about them?
shark brain
>>29446155>gura called shrimps her sunshineIf Gura ever sings 'You Are My Sunshine" I will instantly die.
GURA HATES HAACHAMA. POST YOUR MOST RETARDED NARRATIVES.
>>29446151Just play your own bgm
>>29446264Ame Tennison...
>>29446223She's just going to stall until Ame gets on
>>29446223That's the best part
For fucks sake
>>29446266Moving her house to another location
>>29446192GURA VOICE PACK PLEASE
>>29446235Good.
Gura... your 2x2 reps...
>>29446262It actually does have a streamer mode, believe it or not.
Which do you guys expect to be the better song: TakaMori cover or Kiara's original song?
http://poal.me/50uji2http://poal.me/50uji2http://poal.me/50uji2http://poal.me/50uji2
SHE DID IT!
>>29446224SoraEN asserting dominance. My smile is so wide it hurts.buhibuhiiii
I'm so proud of her.
what was she trying to accomplish with this giant waterfall ravine?
>Gura couldn't have figured out to make an infinite source by her own
>>29446264OH CRAP! Gotta fix that
Wow she figured that out a lot faster than Ame did.
>>29446286Yagoo is CEO of Ichikara
>>29446292>people call Gura the alcoholic>literally anything happens>Mori: WINE PARTY LET'S DRINK GUUUH
2x2 SOLVEDPACK IT UP
Gura finally figured out the 2x2
>>29446264Ame...
>>29446308>Playing streamer mode even though you're not a streamer so you can avoid the garbage soundtrack
Did Gura get HaaChama's present yet?
>>29446197It will have a streamer mode
>>29446264>bottom right drawingfamily?
>she did the other side by going up and down again and againpoor retard shark
>>29446261Do they not have permissions for Code Vein? I wonder if you could make an accurate looking Mori in it.
>>29446315a river
>>29446051So she's lived in her current building for five years minimum?
>>29446235Good
What was that moan
>>29446335We don't know
>>29446311She is a smart shark today!
>4 and 4 is 8???????????????
Hey EN bitches, you're gonna play ARK with us. Also we're gonna bring bugs to your chats.
gura's powers of two...
>>29446311Only out of pure luck and amount of projects she has
>>29446286Gura is a flip
>>29446315It looks nice
>>29446264>not the auto fellatio shrimpcoward
>Shark is intimidated by an Australian
gurahaachama's gift..
>>29446326She's on the wagon now.
>>29446309I mean both songs are automatically shit by virtue of having Kiara in them, I suppose Mori can considered a nice sauce, but shit's shit no matter the sauce.
>>29446311
>>29446266what was the present? i missed haachamas stream
is this american math?
>>29446316to be fair water mechanics in minecraft aren't intuitive at all
>>294463534 x 4 = 8 what's wrong with that?
>>29446353sharkbrain
>>29446326She just likes to get smashed with her boyfriend, chat. Nothing wrong with that!
>ok so I was thinking we coul- Oh hey is that a cave? No, we got to stick to the plan. After I enchant this sword real quick. Hey do you wanna build a giant tree? Okay, let's do that but after I make this bread. Oh after that you wanna dig a new canal and move the half-finished hat house there? She's self-aware at least
Does the chicken still bait for super chats? Haven't watched any streams lately.
oh no
GURA.................
9x9 is 36
9x9=36...
>9×9 is (looks at chat) ... 36...
>9x9 is 36HUH?????
>>29445803I don't have an EN oshi, but I still watch them.
>>29446377
9x9=36
>>29446326It’s not fun if it’s obvious
common core shark...
god as a minecraft autist I love seeing her fuck up with water
Gura is good at math
>>29446360Yeah, flipped over the bed when I pound her
Hey friends! Do you have another BGM in the background while you're watching Gura? What're you listening to?
I still do the finger thing lol
>>29445877>>29445770how to pronounce canal? is pronounce like same anal for of anus?
9x9 is 36...
she's pretending to be retarded
>9 times 9 is 36...Gura.....
Common core?
>>29446316She could have just ridden down a waterfall to get water and swam back up instead of climbing up and down the hill every time too.
>using her fingers
oh my god this thot is retardeed
>9 times 9 is....................36
>Gura can't math>Ame can't mathcute
>>294463534 * 4 = 8, did you do math bro?
>>29446353addition, not multiplication, dumdum
>>29446355NO COCO SENPAI NO
She did the finger trick lmao
9x9=36 confirmed
Maths
She's dumber than Ame..
DUM
>9x9=36Gurachama...
Shork brain
Does she think that's funny somehow?
Gura... your math..
My cute daughter is a goddamn fucking idiot
Gura, your math reps....
Is my shark daughter a dummy?
gura... my sanity reps...
my retarded daughter-wife cant be this cute
>>29446373Canadian
>GURA SENSEI
STFUGURA HATES HAACHAMASHE REMINDS ___ of ___!!
>>29446184I fell hard into hololive rabbit hole because of this clip....
>>29446407I'm playing DMC4 with a Bury the light mod so that
>>29446423Don't forget 9+10=11 too.
Can someone explain this "hand trick" this dumb shark is going on about?
>>29446355It has to happen eventually. Rip the band-aid off and let's DO THIS
>"9x9 is 36"Gura...
EN education
Gura your math reps...
>>29446106Just do your reps, anon. You don't need to be fluent, just know enough to at least get an idea of what they are saying.
GURA WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
>>29446373I'm convinced that she probably never went to school often since she lived on a farm and probably got her education from some old woman that hated kids.
What's 9+10?
>>29446235If i don't give a fuck about kida in China being abused to make my shirt I sure as hell don't give a fuck about some overpaid game devs having to work a bit harder for a couple months
>>29446353x is + in atlantean diagonal mathematics
>>29446407https://youtu.be/ofcvZd-vCs8
>>29446410Nah she is retarded only retards use the finger trick the rest of us memorized the table
What country teaches math like this.
>I have 3 fingers on one hand and 6 on the other
>>29446383do you consider being honest about her life baiting?
>Needing some sort of trick just for multiplication tables...
>>29446407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iqH69uVwAg
>It actually worksNAR---NARRATIVE BROS....?
>>29446463Atlantis
>>29446463USA
>>29446408Ka-naal
>>29446309I am a fan of original songs, so that one I guess. Doesn't mean that I hate covers.
I dont get it
>>29446462she's saying it to please her chat and fill dead air
>>29446308Damn those pols thought of everything
and you guys expect of her to learn another language
>>29446106I wish you would fuck off to /hlg/
>i'm even more retarded than gura is with mathjust great
>>29446448it's some trick specific to multiplying by 9 where you count across both hands and then read the digits from each side of the finger you stop on. i didn't learn it because i just memorized up to 12×12.
THE TRICK WORKS? WTF
Imagine doing a finger trick during an examGod almighty.....
All babies done with the shark are going to be so fucking dumb
>>29446466You know what that means
九九できてえらい
>>29446463Burgerland
>>29446463Special Ed
>>29446463Special Ed for Americans
gura extra cute this stream
>>29446463I remember learning that trick at some point here in the US.
The proof Ame hates Gura will be if she cancels Minecraft.
>雨 on the serveri thought she wasnt streaming for 2 more hours?
Guys compare Gura's waterfalls to Ame's waterfall? Who has the bigger waterfall?
Bros, this can’t be real... she is just trolling, right?
>>29446252didn't she make that cave home next to Gura's construction off stream?
>>29446457u stoopid
I'm Australian and i learnt the finger trick at school
I wish I could fault Gura but I 100% forgot how to do shit like long division since its been so long
What's up with Gura's bitrate?
That double-take at the melon was fucking adorable
>>29446507yes
>>29446309Probably the cover since chicken insists on keeping her limiters on.
Common core shark!
>>29446485There's a reason why she's distant of JP members...
>>29446463ukraine maybe? 6 fingers from chernobyl
>>29446504nice
>>29446477As someone who went to public school in the USA through highschool, not even here was that bad. Unless this is that new common core shit but I dont think shork is that young
>>29446407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcmVtMqxqZY
She said it wrong but she actually taught me something useless.
>>29446355can't wait
GURA'S NIGGIN OUT
>>29446496Then I'll become as smart as 8 people to compensate
>>29446494i showed up to the calculus AP exam with an abacus and a pencil. i got a 5.
>>29446504nobody knows kanji here, anon...
Are Gura and Ame going to have a surprise Minecraft collab?
>>29446264Is this Ame by any chance?
This reminds me of middle school algebra where our teacher was teaching us some stupid time-consuming grid method as the "easy" way to do binomial multiplication, then said "you guys are lucky back in my day we used to do something called FOIL" even though FOIL was infinitely faster and more intuitive
AhemFUCK YOU, ANON WHO POSTED THE ROBOT WORDSWAP FANFICTION TWO TO THREE THREADS AGOI JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR REWRITING A SHITTY FANFICTION FROM A DISGUSTING BOARD FROM A DECADE AGO BECAUSE THIS FUCKING THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO CONTRIBUTE OC OF ANY KINDI THROUGHLY HATE THAT I WASTED AN HOUR OF MY LIFE DOING THIS, BUT YOU FUCKERS OWE ME ENOUGH TO READ ITYOUNG ANONS; NEVER LOOK DEEPER THAN THIShttps://pastebin.com/MZdM1jEc
>>29446504kek
>>29446463Someone taught me that same finger trick for tables of 9 in Philippines in the past.
>>29445804Are you?
How dissapointed will Gura be after an hr when she says isn't Ame streaming right now?
SHE LIVED IN THE STICKS AND HAD TO TEACH HERSELF AND SPENT MOST OF HER DAY HELPING HER FAMILY RAISE CROPSPLS ANDAHSTANHD
>>29446488It’s pretty clever that retards even have it in the first place
Has she noticed Haachamas gift yet?
>>294465154mbps + shitty AMD encoder.
>>29446486I wish you were a unitychad.
>>29446504Kek
>>29446477Is this that Common Core meme I've heard of?
>>29446469Yeah. She's not an idiot. She knows simps will simp if she tells a sob story.
>>29446463Shart get expelled in Atlanshit.
Okay guys, I got Gura's future karaoke right here!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI
They are never going to unfuck that water.
>>29446463she probably just watched Stand and Deliver before https://youtu.be/vEj9ZwIzk44?t=87
>>29446235They're Polish which excludes them from most the worlds definition of "People"
>>29446549tldr
>>29446512Only Filipinos know the finger trick
>no reaction to stairs>no comment on receiving diamondshmm...
>>29446512American and I didn't. But I do know that all multiples of 9, the digits add up to 9.
>>29446549chill bro why are you screaming
>>29446545Not unless Gura plays for more than 2 hours
>>29446560she's seen everything, but acts like she hasn't
New projectMake TNT
is joke right? haha
>GURA USED CONSOLE COMMANDS TO CUTOUT A VALLEYThe narratives....
>>29446549This shit better be good
>>29446445>It's a fun one, I don't blame you/.
Ame with a ponytail.
>>29446509that was after the stream before last stream
>>29446115I wish to know it too...but I'am afraid of the answer
>>29446544GO BACK
>>29446446>>29446407samebury the light 10 hours
>>29446536I refuse to believe she's this MUCH of an airhead. She has to be exagerating just for her character.
>>29446549I hate you with every fiber of my being for this
>>29446552Come on your takos, you wanna live forever?
>>29446547>tfw you were taught FOIL
>>29446341Not sure about Code Vein. I dont recall any games they played recently that falls under the Bandai Namco umbrella
>>29446536I'm 27 and that was how they quickly taught us to do our 9's when we were learning multiplication tables.
>>29446486Nene Max is on the globe anon
>>29445767I only see Nene on the second result... wait
>>29446545Dunno. She's scheduled to start her minecraft stream in a bit under 2 hours. I guess it depends if she wants to log in early to prepare for her stream.
>let's get TNTOh boy, hopefully the worst that happens is the TNT gets wasted by landing in the water.
>>29446580i wonder if that's related to the trick where you recursively add all digits of an arbitrary integer to test for divisibility by 3.
Gura your goal reps...
>>29446564Even Luna has attempted to do more english streams than either of those retards
I just woke up what did I miss in ame's thief and gura's passaport stream??10q in advance anonchama
>>29446511Long division is fucking useless if you have some memorized and then also have a calculator
>>29446549>ANON WHO POSTED THE ROBOT WORDSWAP FANFICTIONEy!I used find all and replace function in notepad++!
Do you think Hololive's rigid 3 requirements for the girls is fucking with their creativity? Hololive forces them to churn out 3 hour long streams several times a week. Unless you're professional comedian like Joe Rogan, you're going to run out of ways to keep your audience entertained. Waifu chasers will always be loyal and watch no matter what, but the casual fans will probably get bored.
thank you Gura, for giving us Nurse Mori
>>29445565>eyesL..Lofi?
>>29446608
>>29446613Yeah, I do that, too.
can some anon explain the hand math to me? i put down 4 fingers on my left hand then realized she wanted me to put down my thumb instead and then i had 4 fingers plus 5 and i don't get it...
>that fucking enderman that ran right in front of her while she wasn't looking
>>29445545She even appeared in the video. She's one of my favorites and I'm really happy for her. It made me realize that hololive's idol fans are mentally ill. They're gonna kyoani the company and kill the talent if any of this comes to light.
>>29446605Want to know a quick trick for the 9s multiplication table?Memorize it
>>29446463Home school.
>>29446616gura went to a cafe and got chocolate cake and now she's sick.
>>29446602Any BEDMAS chads in this thread?
>>29445817you faggots are the best
16 Shovel Shark
Atlantis is never going to happen..
How long until this artist starts drawing straight-up nsfw TakaMori art? Their NSFW stuff on their second twitter is actually crazy good.
>>29445565is that you, Iofi?
I always smile when hearing anything from Guraat this point i dont know how i would react to an asmr or a voice pack
>>29446543>abacusYou have my respect at least, Abacus anon.
>>29446620>Hololive forces them to churn out 3 hour long streams several times a week.Ayame...
>>29446625Nurse Mori is just Florence Nightingale, change my mind.
this is shit im gonna go watch Mel
>>29446620>rigid 3 requirementsOne word. Ayame.
>>29446515Rain fucks up video compression.
>Sleeping with InaAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29446637horror movie stuff right there
>>29446613918273645then it reverses...54637281
>>29446616Thief game's meh but good lore/zatsudan and Ame was cute.Gura's stream was pretty comfy and has already inspired a lot of fanart, you should sift through the archives since the thread was really fun too.
>>29446625Very good anon, hopefully you will finish these and have it colored as well?
>>29445974reddit posted Kiara's doxx today, had like 800 upvotes before it got purgeddont judge me, 4chan is blocked at work
>>29446536Finger trick is taught to slow kids to help them grasp it in a physical sense it’s for Kinesthetic learners
>>29446620Wasn't the requirement just 3 hours of content/3 days of posting each week?
>>29446653UOOH
>>29446654i wish i could show you how to do square roots on it. it's the most fun thing i know how to use it for.
What the fuck did Ina just build?
>>29446620Whore oni...
I think Gura's canal SUCKS
>wow I actually really need to build somethingGura...
Useless shark
>>29445817I am so happy that I requested someone to make a Mori-sama edit last week.
>>29446625>Those anatomy reps on the top leftBased
>>29446650why are her clothes fading away
>>29446646pemdas?
>>29446657Mori with that halloween CE outfit when?
>USELESSTAKE THAT LOFI
>>29446620That bitch named ayame
>>29446646we called it PEMDAS
>>29446620unknown dot jay peg....
>>29446512Im american and I learned the "adds up to 9" as well.
>>29446674>slow kidsOh no no no no pfffhahahaha
>>29446656doesn`t she have health problems?
>>29446660Filtered
Did Gura recolor the tennis ball by herself?
>>29446674UUUOOOOOHHH touching gura's fingers in math class
>>29446653I feel the same way. Sometimes I'll just put an older Minecraft stream of hers on when I'm driving just to hear her sweet voice.
>>29446635Lower your leftmost fingerThen raise it up and lower the next oneThen raise that one up and lower the next oneetc etcso it would be .||||||||| = 9|.|||||||| = 18||.||||||| = 27|||.|||||| = 36and so on up to 90
>>29446645I hope she wore her mask
>>29446625i hope you finish these and post on twitterif these are finished, good job Anon
>>29446664She hasnt seen haachama's gift then...
For an entire lecture I was thinking about how fat Gura ass and thighs are while also thinking about being fucked while I wore gura cosplay
>>29446638Maybe, I don't know if it's because the Omegasis are such dorks or w/e but nobody seems made about it so maybe there's hope for other VTubers too, people were already joking about Miko being on "maternity leave" so maybe it's not as far as we think.
>>29446620>Unless you're professional comedian like Joe Roganlol
>takes 29 glass>puts one back>runs away>sleeps in Ina's bedGura is truly peerless
>>29445767>didn't work the first time>people looking it up now and clicking on it brought it into my recommended and search resultsWell, surely everyone can report it to cover and they'll get rid of it quick.
>>29446650I'm surprised its still getting any traction, honestly. They haven't done a stream together in a while
>>29446672What the fuck is wrong with the Hololive community? How can one thing bring out so many retarded schizos? I've even noticed that the first suggested result anytime you look up "Hololive *insert person here*" the next word is identity. Why do people not respect privacy?
>>29446684Fuck you buddy! Gura's canal is very tight and wet, just how I like it.
>>29446701>doesn`t she have health problems?Yes, a terminal case of cock addiction
>>29446620this is why they stream video gamesit's easy content
>>29446705Ina did
what's the plural for Moose
>>29446549>my little guraI haven't heard those words in a long time
>>29446701crippling LoL addiction? yeah
>>29446714if she dies i will probably lose the will to live
>>29446684It's terrible. But anything with water in minecraft is terrible or takes longer than it has any right to.
>>29446679>Square roots, on a abacus.If you're fucking with me shame on you for getting my hopes up. If not that fucking insane.
>>29446616Amelia is a master thiefGura likes large breasts
>>29446602I learned foil and I’m fucking 21
Is this another new project by Gura or is she continuing an existing one?
>>29446637
>>29446646Present
>>29446650Probably won't take too long. I've followed that artist for awhile, they've always been horny and I respect it.
>>29446722?
>>29445833>futa dogneat
>Gura moving further away from Haachamawtf
>>29446736Moose.
>>29446684Based.
Guras voice is so pleasant...
Gura unironically hates Haachama I wonder why
>>29446657reminds me more of BB noble phantasm but still based
>>29446198If you have a rough understanding of the rules it's not difficult to wrangle.
>>29446653Gura butt...
>>29446653My heart would give out from joy
>Thank you Ogey>Thaaaank youRrat
>>29446666>then it reverses..WHAT THE FUCKI never noticed this...
>>29446674Gura...
>>29446735Based Tako!
>>29446488I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND UGH
She missed it...
Gura is an idiot
>>29446690>>29446695Brackets Equals Division Multiplication Addition SubtractionThe fuck is pemdas?
>PRETENDING NOT TO SEESHE HATES HER
I wonder how many of these girls work proper day jobs.
>>29446736moosesus
>>29446672did you at least take a screenshot of it?
>misses itOF COURSE
>>29446762Specifically Minecraft Gura. When she's playing kusoge it's just not nearly as precious.
>>29446732Literally every Gura minecraft stream. You watch to see what distracts her next
>>29446646what the fuck is the B? fucking barenthesis?
>>29446755She can feel the Australian radiation
http://poal.me/p833jjhttp://poal.me/p833jjhttp://poal.me/p833jj
>>29446736mice
>>29446736Meese. Like Goose/Geese.
>PLAYED OFFLINE>HASN'T CHECKED HAACHAMA PRESENTWhat a cheater
>pretending she didn't see it before
>>29446736moosi
>>29446646If it was pemdas that is common core
>>29446736One moose, many meese.
>>29446794It is a different kinda cute though.
fakest reaction i ever saw lol
Gura is a cutie
>>29446736Same as Goose, duh
that was the fakest reaction I've seen
>>29446736Mooses
>>29446736Moosi
>>29446815Apologize
>>29446774Confirmed NOT forced.
Not even excited
i know you're here faggotfuck off
>>29446791like i said, i was at workit was one of those faggots that put (chuuba) virus as their name, too
>>29446786P is parenthesis, swap division and multiplication
>>29446800She hasn't yet unleashed the full potential of her retardation
>>29446794I do love her kusoge streams as well because she seems to really enjoy playable shitposts.
>>29446786parenthesis exponents multiplication division addition subtraction
>>29446579Gura is afraid of people outside her "bubble". The other HoloEN girls she is comfortable with but acknowledging Haachama means she will have to expand that bubble and interact with people she isn't already comfortable with. Oh, wait, she found the diamonds, my whole narrative post is irrelevant now, damn.
Gura.....your acting reps....
>>29446797Brackets
Are Ina's and Haachama's gifts going to send Gura into a crippling downward spiral with feelings of inadequacy?
These chests being completely unorganized is maddening
>>29446600Then we share a common feeling, brother.
>>29446736canucks
Gura's completely unorganized inventory is triggering me.
>>29446786Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction
>>29446736Ame pls stop doxxing Gura
FUCK WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE MORE CHESTS? WTF? IT COSTS VERY LITTLE WOOD AND YOU CAN MAKE A SHIT TONE OF THEM AND STORE EVERYTHING IN THEM. STOP CARRYING A BUNCH OF SHIT LIKE A FUCKING RETARD JUST BUILD MORE FUCKING CHEST YOU RETARDS!!! HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK
I hear niggers fighting outside
Is Haachama still gonna do stuff on the EN server or is she done?
>>29446827>>29446821Nah tongue tied. It's not that unlikely she didn't go to her house and didn't watch haachama's stream
>>29446650Nice pits
Anyime I hear Gura talk about math I flash back to graduate school level stats and I get some PTSD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_8pVBbb_pYGURA LURKS HERE COMFIRMED
>>29446821she's autistic she doesn't know how to show gratitude
>>29446865Over what?
>>29446786It's Brackets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition SubtractionThe heck is an Equals
>>29446736RRA I mean Mice.
>>29446729This is true for the vtuber community in general. Type a vtuber's name in Japanese (this also works for Holo ENs) and one of the suggested searches will always be about roommate shit
>>29446821>>29446827
>>29446838People do that shit all the time. Retards thinking the nigger word is funny because mommy doesn't want you to say it is not exclusive to this site.
>>29445933What if one of the Moroccans is actually Ame's biological father?
>>29446867shes building a whole ass castle next to guras shit hat
>>29446863Are you bothered?
>>29446821fake?
>that fake reactionoof. In the context of what was happening she should have been confused about why Haachama was giving her a present.
>that absolutely muted reaction to Haachama's giftSo: Nervous about talking to JPs, or she saw it already and is shit at acting?
>>29446865
>>29445515Sunday morning rain is falling...
>>29446853To be fair, even among JP only Aqua as a properly organised storeroom.
>>29446616Ame was being hilarious as usualGura was cute as usual
Gura is just playing down her intelligence. She understands that girls are cuter when they're a bit dumb. Ina does the same thing with the single braincell jokes.
>>29446867Yes. Coco might drop by too.
>>29446872I wish.
>>29446867she's going to build a castle
>>29446867probably will
>>29446863who the fuck cares its a squares game for kids
>>29446840>>29446843Im retarded the E in BEDMAS is also exponents.I need to go find my meds....
>>29446875Dunno.All I hear is unintelligible yelling.
>>29446895Meds
fuck you all im going to sleep
>>29446871>grad school statshope you went into quant trading or ml and are SCing your salary
>>29446872that image is pretty popular on twitter
>>29446875over who gets to fuck anon's sweet sweet boipussy first
>>29446865Move out of the ghetto anon
>>29446852I find it immensely funny that Gura's prank on Haachama was considered a gift by her and Ina's prank on Gura was considered a gift. Really shows those 2 are operating on the same intelligence level.
>>29446875>needing a reason
God damn I hate Minecraft autists the most.
>>29446666Don’t forget 90
>>29446875His virginity.
>>29446897Gura and Ame are the best actors and have done acting gigs before
>>29446882God I hate sharing a hobby with fucking schizos
>doesn’t mention bloopNarratives!?
>>29446884It will continue to be funny as long as it offends someone
>>29446867She's building a soaring castle so she can shit on HoloEN from up high
>>29446821Your Meds
GuysI want to get better at Gura
>>29446407Endless Space 2 OST
>>29446897Shit at acting for sure. Ame will show her how it's done when she "reacts" to her tennis ball in a hour and a half.
>>29446666ummm?(0)9; 0+9 = 918; 1+8 = 927; 2+7 = 936; 3+6 = 945; 4+5 = 954; 5+4 = 963; 6+3 = 972; 7+2 = 981; 8+1 = 990; 9+0 = 9
>>29446914Goodnight, anon
>What is dead space about?Fug
>>29446867Haachama is currently in the progress of mogging everyone on the EN server, give her time.
>ame rescheduled her minecraft stream so she doesn't have to play with guraNarratives?
>>29446905Well Coco is mud hut tier, unlike Haachama.
Be honest, if six months ago a time traveler showed you HER channel and told you that she'd become a holo, would you have thought it would be a good idea?
>>29446939You do know that looking up the identity of performers is not schizophrenic behavior, right?
>>29446953you just have to do your gura reps
Gura... Just build your house please.
>>29446943didnt mention shrimp or me in Ina's pictureit hurts
>gives you diamonds>returns dirtplease don't gura
Oh no.. Gura is gonna die..
>Gura has covidNOOOOOOO
>>29446947Based Haachamachama
Gura is literally dying
GURA'S DYING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh no she got the coof..
>ACTUALLY has the Rona
GURA HAS THE RONA
>really short of breathCOVID
SHE HAS THE COOF
Gura's dying bros...
>Gura has covid
OH GOD SHE GOT THE RONA
Narrativebros?
>>29446605>>29446640A quick way is to multiply by 10 and do minus 1-9.7x10=70-7=637x9 = 63Instead of starting at the bottom with 7 + 7 = 14 + 7 = 21 etc. while counting on your fingers up to 9.
GURA GOT THE COOF!!!
>Gura is breathlessIt's totally covid
>>29446712anon i do not understand... oh wait now i do thanks. so basically the finger you have down acts as the separator for the numbers you do count.
>Short of breathUHHHHHH GUYS??
oh no....
SHORTNESS OF BREATH??? NOOO GURA DON'T GET COVID'D
Gura is dying...
>Gura has the rona
Gura your breathing reps.
I like Gura but that was 100% actedShe also didn't react to the stairs, normally she would have 100% gone "WOAH WHAT?" and went up there to see what is going on
Jesus christ gura might unironically have covid
>>29446968Y E S
wait, polka has been playing this fuckin rice game for like 6 hours?
Gura is literally dying...
Gooruh...
>Shortness of breathNOOOOOOOOOO
bros... she's worried... i'm worried too...
>>29446964You just made the narrative.
Oh shitShes got the rona
SHORTNESS OF BREATH?!
>>29446964She's avoiding Gura because she feels guilty and awkward now that she's dating Astel
Gura has Coronga...
>>29446968>furry rapno
>>29446895I realized her chat unironically doesn't give a fuck and it's baffling. They spam 'Haachama present' across the span of two streams, then spam 'awwww' and 'so sweet' as though they themselves are pleasantly surprised by the present when she finally gives in and opens the chest. It's like looking at game AIs trying to get the player to the next checkpoint instead of humans.
i'll never forgive the chinese
That's how my covid started...
>Shortness of breathOh no
>>29446956Ame will do an over-the-top fake reaction and then call us dumb for thinking that she didn't already know about it.
>>29446968>Ame doxes Gura before she even debutsWtf
>>29446728This specific artist has been doing a shit ton of it recently. Based on recent tweets, it seems like they may have just recently started watching their content.
>>29446676That's a long arse time to keep your audience entertained every week. Why do they insist on 3 hours? Maybe they did market research that shows the maximum simp revenue is optimal if it is 3 hours.
I wonder if the Shark can do the Quadratic formula.
https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/third-trimester-shortness-breath-edema
>Gura has corona
CODE RED: GURA HAS THE RONA
>>29446968Probably because Ame would also tell me about how cute she will become
Gura is an anti-masker
Imagine if Gura was the first Hololive to actually die. What a disaster that would be.
Gura went out of the house and caught the coof
>>29446867I think she post poned her next EN stream due to losing her voice but I think she'll stick around enough to finish her castle. After that prolly depends on how she gets along with the other EN gen members
Might be allergies that or gura has some fucking early onset COPD
>Gura left the house>Gura now has stuffy nose>Gura now has shortness of breathROOOOOOONAAAAAAAA
OH GOD SHE'S going to be sick for a few days and then feel fine
>>29447005Pregnant confirmed.
>>29446968why do i need a time traveler to show me HER channel
SAMECHAN! YOU ARE WEAK!
oh no..
It's a cold you schizos
5G CORONA VIRUS
Wrap it up boys, she has the 'rona
>>29446968No, but not for lack of being a good fit. I would have thought her massive fanbase suddenly discovering hololive would have been the problem
>>29447005pregnancy
>went out for the 1st time in a week>short of breathOh no no no......
>she has covid and she is one of those stupid hicks that thinks soup and juices will fix itDead by next week.
>>2944640710 hours of Hamsterdance music
>afraid of the meme flushe'll be fine.
fuck.
>>29447045
>>29446666>>29446958excuse me, what the fuck?
It's not covid she's just breathing for two now.
>Ame stream in 90 minutes nowDid she push it back even further?
Oh no anons i knew it was that Coco tweet was a bad idea, the chinks already got Gura...
What she's describing has happened to me a few times before, and I'm alright so I'm pretty sure it's not kung flu
this is gonna look like shit
I can't wait for Haachama to build a huge fucking castle over gura's shitty house and then make it rain lava from above to assert dominance.
>>29447013THE FUCKING CHINKS WILL PAY
IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HER I'LL NUKE THE CHINESE EVEN IF IT TAKES 50 YEARS.
nice
has there been any cases of scrawny NEET girls recovering from covid? just wondering
>>29447067kolone virus
>>29447045Please shut the fuck up
https://files.catbox.moe/wqavc7.mp3Do you think ame gets PTSD flashbacks when she sees foot fetish fanart?
Shouldn't have gone clubbing on your payday Gooorra.
>Gura might have Koronaplease no, we can't lose her voice, we can't lose Gura like this
survival vanilla lol
>>29447037if she does ill kneel
I hate this GURA IS PREGNANT narrative the most because literally everything she says can be turned into evidence for it
I want to pump this Fennec’s pussy from behind so her butt is pressed against my pelvis and her tail is wagging wildly against my tummy. I’d wrap my arms around her just as I’m about to climax, pull her in closer to me so my penis cums deep in her belly. I NEED TO BREED THIS CLOWN.
>>29447034I can't believe you died. RIP
>>29446689It looks like Mori's crying, so Kiara is probably dying and burning to ash.
>>29446968Yeah. Other Holos have come from far worse backgrounds.
wtf is this thread? i'm learning all this new tricks for the 9 table i've never heard about
>>29446968yes, her voice would have instantly killed the doomposter inside me
>>29446968I'd be too busy Goslinging for the time traveler...
>>29447000That's how I was always taught, except it would be better described as Minus one Integer being multiplied
>>29447083>Serious symptoms>shortness of breathGura, no...
If Gura dies from covid I swear to god...
>>29447045rrats?
>>29446958Works with bigger numbers, too.99 x 99 = 98019 + 8 + 0 + 1 = 181 + 8 = 9
That's totally anxiety. She's feeling pressured seeing everyone making progress.
>>29447003Yes, the number of fingers to the left of the finger you have down represent the digit that goes in the tens place while the number of fingers to the right of it represents the digit in the units place
>answers guras question seconds before anyone else>waterfall of replies copying my answeryep, im a trend-setter
>>29447083>discoloration of fingers or toesNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29447089No, that was what she originally pushed it back to.
>saving resources>in minecraft
>>29446034Bless you
>>29447108Fuck off
>>29446968when cover announced they were going to do holoEN I knew they would recruit at least one of Nyanners clones, so yeah I would've believe you
>>29447096we need to mobilize the shinrikyo and show those chinks who's boss
>>29447117Based
>>29447094Gura is moving her shark house away to a new place, she said soHaachama will take that as "she doesn't want to live near me" and be sad
>>29446895>>29447030Haachama has a stream scheduled close to Gura's. All the girls know Gura is the ratings cash cow, so they will pander to her in hopes of gaining her audience.
>>29447116>>29447127
>>29447051see>>29447059
>>29447005Terrified of streaming because of her audiences behaviour in her streams, and other girls streams.It's panic anxiety.
>>29447055If anything she might do offstream stuff
>>29446909That makes it even worse. How braindead do you have to be to suck at a squares game for kids?
>>29447083WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO BROS ITS OVER
>>29447100God I wish I had the Korone virus
>>29446965She'll fit right in.
>>29447094When she said she'll dominate EN she meant it
>>29447117Me too anon
ITT
>>29446264Fixed
>>29447077*hampster dance
>>29447083Shortness of breath could be like 100+ things desu at worst she has a chronic chest infection and will be on oxygen for the rest of her life
>>29447139Fuck, thank Jesas I don't need to wake up early tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/cherrycrushxo/status/1329628215921569800?s=20
>>29446865I hear Towa. I love it. Good post.
>>29446549Nice
>>29447024
>>29447083>tirednessShe has overslept the Overcook stream...
>>29447117>those thighs
>>29447043that's (-b + or - sqt(b^2-4?ac))/2aunsure if that's a 4 in there or not pretty sure it is>>29447122please understand some of us lost our brains from watching haachama
>>29447117where is her ass supposed to be?
>>29447153she's moving the shark house from infront of the castle to behind it
>>29447117
>>29447076>one of those stupid hicks that thinks soup and juices will fix it
>Gura loathes Haachama and doesn't want to live near her. Doesn't even acknowledge her>Gura has covid and is dying tooThis is the worst stream.
>another victim of the chink flu... Now I remember that there are unironic chink apologists here.Truly a sad moment...
STOP CONFIRMING THE PREGNANCY NARRATIVES GURA
>>29447040That’s really the bare miminum of dedication. No one’s gonna bother keeping up with a streamer who streams, say 1 hour a week.
>>29447057Did he do this?
>>29447099Covid death is very much related to vitamin D levels, so if you don't leave your house much or don't take vitamin gummies you might be fucked.
>>29447045UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29447039They also did this one based on Kiara's karaoke. Pretty cute
>>29447083Literally pick any one of those symptoms and it'd be a symptom for a fuckton of diseases.Shut the fuck up about this meme virus.
>>29447083bros..
rip in peace gura
>>29447178>IT'S REALHOLY SHIT
>>29447040Anon, there's people out there that stream 8+ hours of LoL almost everyday, while barely talking, I think the holo girls can handle 3 hours of talking about their breakfast or building something in minecraft
>>29447067We need to tear down those 5g towers. We had no issues with covid until they went up. I think covid is innate in all lifeforms, but the low-fequency 5g wave-lenghs are able to awaken covid rdna.
>>29446964Narrative: >Ame's salty about her statue being turned into a bimbo futa. Truth:>Good Girl Sachi doesn't want to compete with and draw viewers away from her preggo holofriend who's already gonna lose momentum and revenue while on her upcoming yet to be scheduled maternity leave.
>>29447206>>29447117>>29447152Obligatory: https://files.catbox.moe/6v313i.mp4
>>29447116It's not something new. 35p almost suffered from this narrative for months.
>>29447223I bet you're american
>>29447117https://files.catbox.moe/fhl31b.mp3
She's going to forget to gift Haachama anything back or ever acknowledge it, isn't she?
>>29446968After one experience in my life I never know how people are going to turn out in a short period of time. All I'd be able to say is that she's at least experienced with many facets of it.
>>29447209Tbh the soups do fucking wonders compared to some of the shit you could eat instead
>>29447116fuck off it's hilarious
>>29447204no, she's moving it up the canal
>>29447129Barely anyone dies from Covid, you retards
>>29447244Where's the refutation fagboy?
>>29447076Assuming she doesn't have some prior medical issues, she's young enough that it'll probably just feel like a cold even if it goes untreated.
>>29447116anon.... that's what makes for a good, fun narrative. something is wrong with you.
I figured 4chan anons would know what an anxiety attack would be. Shortness of breath and feeling sick/nauseous are the first things that happens.Looks like she's really feeling useless in this game.
>>29447178I really thought this was going to end with the old "reply or your mother" blah blah blah
>I'm going to give Haachama dirt!>She tosses out her dirtWhat did Gura mean by this?
>>29447260it's just shitposting
>>29447195Anon, I may have written this abomination, but I'm going to get on me knees and beg for this to be the final step. Please, don't let it go further. Don't get to the point where THEY find us.
what the fuck did she just say?
Just tuned in, what is she making?
Gura no that's /ss/
>>29447129Statistically improbable. I've known several people our age (20-30) who have caught it and been perfectly fine, me included, aside from some normal flu symptoms. Its only bad if you have risk factors on top like pre-existing conditions or a weak immune system. (My gram caught it last month, and died within 3 weeks because she was diabetic, in her late 70s, and was a stage 4 cancer survivor)
>>29446034fuck....
>>29446650This artist has always drawn Kiara with a thong visible under her skirt, so it kind of feels like a payoff to finally see her butt.
BABY PICKAXEPREGNANCY CONFIRMED
>When a Mommy and a baby love eachother very muchGURA???????????????????
>babie picaxe
>GURA TALKING ABOUT HOW BABIES ARE MADE>GURA TALKING ABOUT HOW BABIES ARE MADE>GURA TALKING ABOUT HOW BABIES ARE MADE>GURA TALKING ABOUT HOW BABIES ARE MADE
"when a mommy pickaxe and a baby pickaxe love each other very much"????
>Let's go make a baby togetherUOOOOOOOOOOOH
Let's make a baby Anon
>Gura is into incest
>>29447261At mcdonalds, go get it for us.
>When a mommy pickaxe and a baby pickaxe love eachother very much...BASED PEDO GURAFRIENDS WITH PIKA CONFIRMED
PREGNANT
>>29447216>[Headcannon]ogey
>>29447274baby pick axes
>>29447274babies
>>29447274shes talking about how moms fuck their sons
>When a baby pick and a mommy pickUUOOHHH
>babieGura....
>>29447285NARRATIVES?
I'm new here, are you guys all collaborating to be retarded or is this real
>Talking about making babies
babie
Welcome to NenePro PUNCH
STRAIGHT SHOTA
>>29447260If you don't already have risk factors that is. I had an older family member catch it, and they died in under a month from showing symptoms
>>29447264Gura....
>>29447274Baby pickaxeThat 3 month progress in 1 stream.
>>29447193Is there a tennis video-game that's decent?
how does gura know the final fantasy victory fanfare? she's never played FF before
>>29447117BASED
I can't believe gura just gave birth live on stream
>>29447254It's a fucking meme flu. Anyone who thinks soup and juice won't help is the retard.
>gura>babieeroi
>>29447307this is real, don't forget to read the rules ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>29447260Barely anyone in their early 20s dies from COVID. If it is the coof, it'll affect her breath capacity for a couple of weeks unless she gets a super mild case..
Yes Gura, you want a fuckton of torches everywhereThank you, Haachama
>>29447307It's a mix
She keeps dropping these hints
If something happens to gura because of corona I will literally fucking snap on these chinks. You'll see this chumbud in the news I swear to god
I'M SORRY ANONS BUT SHE IS FUELING MY NARRATIVES
>>29447186What are those other 2 drawings?
>>29447155Haachama did that because gura filled her house with chickens first.
>>29447307>I'm new herekys
>>29447321Mario Tennis
GUARA ARA~
Gura REALLY REALLY REALLY needs BGMHer minecraft streams feel almost Eerie
>babie picaxecute
>>29447321Mario tennis?
>>29446650mori's tits are fucking massive in this picalso nice pitsfuck mori thoughalso fucking mori
>>29447320She said she played Theaterhythm so she knows a lot of songs.
>>29447307Haha... yeah we're totally just pretending to be mouth breathing retards...
Meido is gonna have another meltdown if this pregnancy narrative keeps getting traction
THANKS FOR THOSE DIAMONDS HAACHANIGGER, HERE'S SOME DIRT IF YOU NEED IT :^)
>>29446728It's still the only outright Tsun relationship in Hololive, so I'm not surprised it's still prevalent, even in Cover's own official marketing material
>>29447307LURKMORE
>>29447307Fuck off newfag learn to lurk before posting
>>29446884if saying nigger has any effect on you whatsoever then you need to go back
>>29447345That's because a lot of people complained about her BGM
>>29447332what about drunk, unhealthy diet gremlin?
>>29447307yes, and you will be doing it with us soon enough.
>>29447307Gura is fucking dying and we're going to lose her and the baby growing inside her, so this is very real.
>>29447307Yes, Gura is sadly pregnantWe are still debating if it's from sex or sexless conception
>>29447307frick off
>>29447260I know 2 people who have died from it and neither of them were retired
Mommy and baby? Is Gura into ll?
>>29447351onion...
>>29447307It’s half and half desu you will never know who is literally a drooling retard and who has been to an Ivy League school and gotten a successful career
>>29447351AQUA NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO AME ALREADY DUMPED HER AND SHE APOLOGIZED FOR PUSHING YOU INTO THE BUSH
>>29447351Aqua still bumhurt about Gura killing her
>>29447205cringe, but based
Gura please collab with Ina so you actually end up completing something
>>29446968Its the equivalent of Luna or Polkas having a previous persona so whatever
>>29447307lurking is good
>>29447343>>29447347>Mario
>>29447351I can't believe aqua's about to fall into a berry bush again
BGM:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSGyEsJ17cI
my dyslexic adhd shark daughter...
>>29447307Only for 66 minutes though
>>29447362Well, prepare some diplomas just in case
>>29446964She doesn't want to get mogged by the monster that is Gura, who always debuffs everyone else when overlapping.Cam on anon, this isn't even a narrative.
>>29447264Then you realize people here care more on "UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" than her well being.Must be depressing to be Gura.
So what's the lewdest thing a Hololive girl has recorded for a voice pack?
>>29447351This onion has gone too far
>>29447320Literally everyone knows it
>>29447351The pride of chinks... Fuck you Onion!
>>29447307lurk more newfagnah we're retarded
>>29447317Your family member was already dying bro
>>294470879 x 12 = 108; 10 & 8 ; 1+0+8 = 99 x 13 = 117; 11 & 7 ; 1+1+7 = 99 x 14 = 126; 12 & 6 ; 1+2+6 = 99 x 15 = 135; 13 & 5 ; 1+3+5 = 99 x 16 = 144; 14 & 4 ; 1+4+4 = 99 x 17 = 153; 15 & 3 ; 1+5+3 = 99 x 18 = 162; 16 & 2 ; 1+6+2 = 99 x 19 = 171; 17 & 1 ; 1+7+1 = 99 x 20 = 180; 18 & 1 ; 1+8+0 = 9
>>29447307you jest, but the people giving you (you)s do not
>>29447326Tell that to my family members ashes i'm picking up next week, I am sure if I pour some soup in the urn it'll fix em right up
Gurarara!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frfompwkApw
>>29447248In Haachama's perspective, the eggs were a gift. The diamonds she gave Gura was the return gift
>>29447360damn... you're hard as fuck bro... I wish I could say nigger
>>29447362>drunknarrative>unhealthy dietshe eats better now she had one sausage and some rice today
>>29446549>>29447195wheres that anon to say the T word
>>29447307lurk forever before posting
>>29447307No really, we actually are this fuckin retarded bro.
>>29447307THANKS FOR THE AKA ANONYMOUS #29447307
>>29447389BGM:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-ZOYuTANU
>>29447307Literally just lurk for a few days
>>29446326She just does one of these every friday. the subs thing is just because it coincided.
>>29447320She played the Theatrhythm demo and Ina's gotten at least Kiara to try ff14
>>29447354Some people are legitimately are so autistic they pretend to be retards to own the retards by thinking by acting like them they are mocking them this isn’t a joke
>>29447307anon this isn't an orchesta, its a line of homeless guys with intruments seeing who plays harder and atracts more attention
>>29446968no because she seems like an autistic twitch memer with no social skillsshe still is, but at least shes trying
When is the next Ina Minecraft stream? she does more progress than this shark
What the fuck is Gura even doing?She has like ten projects but none of them are even close to finished, can't she just do a single one?
>>29447323The stream's just like my erotic comic books!
Narrative or not, she will be pregnant once im done with her
>>29447320It's slightly less iconic than zelda item get fanfare but it's up there.
>>29447371No you don't
>>29445588Yes, may I help you?
Hey, what happened to the Fire Emblem stream, just out of curiosity?
>>29447307It's an exquisite corpse of retardation
Facts:1) Gura's rocking so much because she's bouncing her leg2) She's doing that because she's on a ton of caffeine and no food
>>29447436be patient she has ADD
>>29447407Your family is a bunch of retards or this is bait. Either way take this (You) because it's the last one you'll get
>>29447415That's like... 350 calories at most.
>>29447307yes
>>29447273It's too late anon, I'm already here
>>29447440https://youtu.be/dGyWnF6JZlg
please build something gura your stream sadretarded shark needs help please brain cells melting build house or somethinggura chan please play with haato and have fun
>>29447406>18 & 1sorry I missed that part with the ctrl+v
Ame... log on
>>29447407Don't forget the juice too or it won't work
>>29447448rescheduled
Help me, I'm really starting to believe that Gura is pregnant, is it fucking true?
>>29447362The alcohol intake might help her
>>29447360yoo thats a prohibited word bro you cant say it casually like that
>>29446504brilliant . . .
>>29447436>ok so I was thinking we coul- Oh hey is that a cave? No, we got to stick to the plan. After I enchant this sword real quick. Hey do you wanna build a giant tree? Okay, let's do that but after I make this bread. Oh after that you wanna dig a new canal and move the half-finished hat house there?
>>29447360Only if it breaches containment, I have no problem with people saying nigger on this site.
>>29447406>open /hlgg/>anons are numberfagging>close /hlgg/
>>29447377Thank you kindly
>>29447436No.
Gura, you sloppy cunt. Leave 5 of your 12 pickaxes at home and pick up that dirt and stone!
>>29446728It seems like the pairing is actually pretty popular in Japan. Pretty much all of the consistent TakaMori artists are Japanese.
>>29447450She's trying to rock her unborn baby to sleep while she streams
>visits JP server>murders the first senpai she sees>tosses grass at Sora>gets visited by JP senpai>pranks her with chickens>repays diamonds with dirtThe best part is this dope isn't even doing any of this on purpose.
>>29447436Aside from giving Ame big boobs? No. She's not the best at keeping track of projects
Gura's Minecraft threads are getting a really negative aura
>>29447307yesnomaybeYou'll never find out.
>>29447389BGM:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auXYzfrmVbw
>>29447444>American
>>29447468Yes and I'm the father
>>29445803Most Clownbros on /hlgg started as HoloEN but fell into Clown world. Now we cant get out. Halp
>>29447307we are all doing an off collab right now why arent you here bro?
>>29447431but if this was an orchestra, who would the conductor be
>>29447368It’s sexless she cloned ame and injected her dna into her eggs
she's really gonna spend the entire stream mining rocks?
>>29447436she suffers from severe autism, please understand
i wonder if gura has ever been to enchanted castle
>>29447428I have been on the internet for so long and I still don't understand this mind set.
Gura throwing out all the stuff Hachama can use, feels bad in my heart bros.
>>29446549good stuff, maybe repost later during deadhours so people bother reading it
>>29447502the holos, they keep swapping out
>>29447406I can't believe people are just discovering the fucking decimal system just now...
Gura, can you go 5 minutes without shitting on Mori?
>>29447493>SEAniggerNo wonder, they were already half dead and you don't have healthcare
>>29447436she needs helpsave her anons
nene said she's not an aho so she doesn't have an ahoge
>behind all your friendsyou're still ahead of mori kek
Is this going to be another 3 hour stream of a Holo digging a hole?
>>29447513Yeah i'm getting triggered too.
>>29447355wait until we get to the miscarriage+graduation arc.
>>29447478ina...
Anons, I'm sorry, I have to come clean.I got drunk with Gura and we didn't use condoms when we had sex. I think she might be pregnant with my child.
>>29447505What is she mining for? I had to get up for a second. I though she was gonna build a waterway?
>>29447321yeah the miniclip 3d one was fun
>>29447478
>>29447321I've only ever played Virtua Tennis 3 on Psp. It was fun, I guess.
>>29447436The best thing she could do right now that would count as progress is dig dirt for Haachama
>polka is still streaming the rice game
>Ame minecraft is digging tunnels>Gura minecraft is digging rivers>Kirara minecraft is building chickens>>Mori minecraftPoor Ina
>>29447487Please forgive gura. She's a pregnant woman dying of the coof.
>Gura admits she is lazy
>>29447398https://de.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg
>>29447436Adhd mind
minecraft puts her in such a calm mood and i just love how it makes me feel listening to her.
>>29447537she's trying to expand the width of her canal but honestly I know it will end up looking like shit the way she's doing it
>>29447530>moriWho?
>>29447537She's widening the pathway
>>29446504>Google 雨>It shows weather in my regionThe fuck
>>29447307>I'm new herekys yourself and then lurk for 5 years before posting again
Make space please Gura
>>29445525Always has been senpai.
Wtf is she even doing? she's not even collecting all this stuff she's digging up
>>29447532ame will come save her in an hour
>>29447468just think about guras growing avocado plant and her toasted hamburger buns and her week long soup stock and how shes doing cardio exercises in her home to be a better idol
>>29446666>>29446958Is this just a result of our number system being decimal or would it not work with other number systems?
So I was thinking more about Kiara's talk show, and how she wants people to come up with serious questions they want to know about Marine, right?She's doing it because she saw the increase in subs that Trash Talk got with their Calli interview. This is all just to get more subs without having to make actual content. Think about it.>wants others to give her questions>pays others to give her new music>uses friend points to buy a new intro and background that is just Saturday Night Live or every other late night talk show from over 10 years ago>doxxing as a resultI give the whole thing about 2-3 shows and then she drops it when it won't produce results.
She is getting frustrated again isnt she?
>>29447487Also>Towa>Who?
Why is gura clearing the mountain side?
>>29447564Anon your basic kanjji reps
>>29447536Get back to drawing, Klaius
>>29447570That's because her inventory is full
>>29447536you will take responsibility.
>>29447402Oh for sure. I post the dumbest fucking shit in these threads and on 4chan in general. 4chan is a godsend for that.
>>29447553time placement = laziness
I cannot fucking believe that she actually, unironically started another project she's not going to finish.
>>29447436She starts a new project literally every time she logs into the game, it's nuts.
>>29447570Her inventory's full
>>29447436She's just like me.
>>29447558Giggity
>>29447548I might actually check her mc streams since she's the only one that seems to be getting shit done.
What was the moment you realized you fell in love with your Oshi?Mine was Polka’s free talk asmr. The whole video made me realize it. Link related: https://youtu.be/4oots7jSUSM
>>29447579she's actually just terraforming, holy shit.
>>29447521>American making fun of another countries healthcareAnd I'm saying this as an American who hates SEAniggers
RIP all the stone, dirt and gravel that everyone needs for their projects.
>>29447436She's too scatterbrained, she needs someone to guide her hand, after a while she might get used to working on one thing at a time
>>29447530Exactly, all her friends
>>29447548You mean Gura starting another project or moving her house.
she will give up halfway through this project like everything that came beforethe end result will be mediocre and a sad reminder of Gura's lack of resovle.
>>29447564It's a hacker kanji. Your home address has now been sent to >>29446504
I physically cannot watch Gura play minecraft. It hurts me.
>>29447601Too bad she does 95 percent of it offstream.
HEY DEADBEATS, TRICK MORI IN BUILDING "THE POOL" ON MINECRAFT WHEN SHE GETS TIME TO PLAY.
>>29447436fuck off and die, this is how she plays. if you don't like it, play on your own server, faggot.
>>29446931i couldn't remember what came next...
>>29447573Am pretty sure the idea of the podcast predates the airing on the podcast by quite some time
>>29447015Another 7 hour stream incoming....
>>29447570>>29447584>>29447596Not enough neurons to build a fucking chest it seems.
>>29447604What about the hat house?
>>29447564do your N7 reps
>singing the FF victory themeI'm not even a chumbud but I fucking love her
>>29446494>>29446488>>29446463 Hand trick is retarded anyway, here is something better. Write down all the numbers from 0 to 9 like this: >0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Now write those same numbers but in reverse order in the row below 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9>9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Now look at columns, its the 9 table. >9x1 9x2 9x3 9x4... 0 1 2 3... 9 8 7 6... There, no finger bullshit and it takes like 6 seconds. Also Nagisa dies at the end of Clannad.
Wtf are you people able or talk about only 5 girls 24/7 for months? Look teeheaya’s thread. I’ve been seeing it since this summer. Pay respect to actually anime girls, not those filthy pseudo-anime CGIs.
Ohnonono
>>29447617you don't have to, you know. this is nothing new.
>>29447606Our healthcare is great, they just jew the fuck out of you when you have to pay
>>29447617Explain
>>29447398https://files.catbox.moe/l9jhxf.mp3
>>29447521SEA is a state of mind
>>29447558who would complain about having a tight canal? wider ones always look busted
>>29447603For Polka it was the fact that I've always loved clussy and her laugh is adorable. Gura is also so cute. It's hard to choose between them.
>>29447508That's the exact opposite of autism, autists are very focused and goal-minded, to the point of obsession. What she has is scatterbrainess and ADHD
>>29447584>>29447596yeah because she's holding a whole inventory of stuff instead of building a new crate. She's gonna let all this stuff she says she's collecting for haachama go to waste
AME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOG IN. HELP GURA FOCUS
>>29447015Rice game is great I Marathoned it for 10 hr
>>29447637go back
>>29447630What hat house?
I cant wait for the stream to end at exactly 2:04:56, and for this to become unfinished project #5, never to be returned to again
>>29447351
>>29447643FRIEND?!?!
>>29447603>What was the moment you realized you fell in love with your Oshi?Nekonomicon's untimely departure from this world.
>>29447521>>SEAniggerNo, thank god. The only fate worse would be American.
>>29447627please dont fall for bait anon
>>29447615She should just do the FBK void hole
>>29447637go back and stay back
SHE'S DOING SOMETHING ELSE AGAIN
>>29447637>facebook
>>29447606Nothing wrong with it unless you're a poorfag
>>29447636anime is shit
>>29447637and what?
>>29447555lol. Someone posted a file of Fubuki orgasm noises that they claim was from a voice pack. So I was wondering if anything lewder was done
>>29447514Let this code infest the system... Let it linger
>>29447178
>>29447200But all this tricks are coolAll my life the trick i've been using to remember the 9 table was picking the 10 table and subtracting 9
>Now she is getting obsidianFUCK FOR SAKES FINISH A SINGLE FUCKING PROJECT
>>29447621>mori>logging into minecraftWhat timeline are you in?
>>29447186https://youtu.be/49FhMZ_8h1s?t=4433https://youtu.be/r-kUBHFW5YM?t=587
>Gura imoutohold me bros
>>29447636>>29447637go back, the both of you
>>29447504sameame and their ips baby!
Ame is watching Gura struggle to make any progress on her big TV and laughing
>>29447637Go back SEAnig
Why can't gura focus on one project at a time?
>>29447636please don't use im@s for your gay shitposts
Poor hachama was in need of some of that stone
>would i be a good little sisterMY HEART AAAAA
Gura imouto...
>>29447643 you cant trick me, i know what game thats from
>>29447637Filipino detected.
What are they looking at?
>>29445823>POLKA IS HOLOEN!her soon
Gura thinking she'll have tons of resources by the end of this only to find she has like 8 stacks gives me anxiety. She sounds so happy helping Haachama.
Gura is a huge BRAT who needs to be spanked every night!!
>>29447521>>29447606Will you retards fuck off to /int/ or /pol/ already
does she know that you can just make obsidian??
>>29447637That man was killed by the anime mafia
>>29447178Ogey
>>29447573Eh.. to be fair, Kiara mentioned wanting a talk show weeks before Trash Talk
>>29447695uoh
>>29447657He would never hurt Gura and you know it.
>>29447637>facebookGo back you SEA
>>29447684
>>29447637Go back and hang yourself.
>>29447637rangeban when?
>>29447351didnt this bitch dogeza for gura when she went on jp server
>>29447637>>29447674
>>29447636Learn English filthy ESL and take your phone posting faggotry with you back to wherever you came from
>>29447573Kiara really living up the "manager" position as she does nothing herself and despairs she's not being recognized for her efforts.But I view Ame giving her some derivative, 30 minute time investment tier intro to be the perfect response.>hey can you make me an intro for free>sure, here's this low effort shit>uuuuh>problem, Kiara? you don't like the free intro?
>>29447603For Polka it was after the Amongus9 stream when she was streaming yet another Among us with fans stream. That's when i realize that crazy was for me.
>>29447695TuT
>>29447637>Facebook>Phoneposter>probably Indonesian MonkeyEvery fucking time. Go hang yourself smelly dumb muslim faggot.
>>29447564雨 = rain = ame
>>29447705i'll spank YOUR MOM every night
>>29447340Sorry meant to link you on this>>29447683
>>29447684Imagine the hugs
>>29447704Look she really needs 15 stone shovels on her.
>>29447637>FacebookJesus christ why arnt you idots range banned yet
>>29447695
why are you retards responding to a facebook screenshot. are you fucking serious?
holy fuck the chat is retarded, it's literally like reading computer-generated minecraft gibberish. these people are fucking psychos
>>29447601Well, Haachama has been pretty productive
>>29447691adhd
>>29447637gobackandneckyourself
>>29447705Why would you want to do such a thing?
>>29447637retard SEAnigger
>>29447398I know Miko made a couple lewd voice pack things before she joined hololive, don't ask me to find it for you I'm too lazy
So is Watson going to stream minecraft in ten minutes like scheduled or what?
>>29447706Sorry anon I cant help myself when I see such shitty bait. Have some cunny
Australians need to be banned
>>29447742Why are you reading chat
>>29447742Whoah yeah, I totally miss the time where the chat was not retarded and usable, which was basically never.
>>29447573I don't disagree that it could be a disaster, but I am happy to see her try to find a niche other than being the girl who hogs the worst imaginable time slots. Even if I wanted to I can't even be a Kiara anti because she's never streaming when I'm around and other girls are.
>removing the decorative outside lava
>>29447742yeah we know. you and 500 other anon post the same shit every stream.
Has she actually done what she wanted to do for Haachama? I can no longer keep track of what Gura is doing since she keeps altering between projects.
>>29447729
>>29447436>tfw gura's rampant adhd/autism is one of my favorite things about herit isn't often you find someone like her
>>29447752A
>>29447765to see how retarded it was
MAKE A CRATE MAKE A CRATE MAKE A CRATE MAKE A CRATE HOLY SMOKES SHE'S GONNA BE REAL SAD AT THE END WHEN SHE TRIES TO GIVE HAACHAMA ALL THAT STUFF AND ALL SHE'S GOT IN HER INVENTORY IS 4 STACKS OF DIRT AND A MILLION BLOCKS OF ASSORTED GARBAGE
>>29447676VOCAL
>>29447766This is why no one likes HERfags
Don't you just pour it on lava and it turns into Obsidian?
>>29447683cute
>>29447743Can't wait for her to finish the biggest project of the server
>>29447766HERfags deserve the rope
What is she doing?
>>29447742Is there a plugin to filter chat so you can only see members? I think that would filter a huge amount of retards.
>>29447736You're supposed to be taking a nap, Ame.
>Gura is destroying the lave fountainwtf
>>29447601I mean Ame may not be building auto farms but she does just as much. She built the rail from spawn to base, built a statue of herself and a path in the nether to Atlantis
RIP LAVA FOUNTAIN
RIP LAVAFALL...
>>29447800yeah but then i can't see how retarded it is
should've lava casted that...
>>29445767Doxchads can't stop winning!
what does she need obsidian for?
>SHE ACTUALLY DID THE OBSIDEON RIGHT
>>29447398>>29447758Found it https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
I was busy motorboating Watchama's fat, sweaty tits. Has Gura made any progress?
>>29447800Yes
This fucking brat.
Gura...........
>>29447710Before the appearance or before the ep aired? Because it sounded like the ep recorded around a month ago.
Uhh
Goora...
Oh my god
>fell right into the lava
>obsidian falls into lavaTHIS FUCKING RETARDED BRAT
>>29447760She rescheduled cuz she was dying and needed a nap before stream.
>the block fell into the lavaIts poetry
Gura...
>>29447803That's the second dead lava fountain
>>29447823AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LOST IT
Gura.............
She ruined it
>>29447775ogey
>>29447774Nope. she just let like 10 stacks of dirt/rock despawn because he refuses to empty her bags
>>29447573lmao Kiara has been talking about her talk show for over a month. You're literally retarded.
>>29447766This is why no one likes australians
>>29447743Why yes I'm a Haaton how could you tell?
RIP block
Nice oushi you have there, chumkeks.
GURA DON'T BE SAD
>Lost the obsidian in the lava. LEL.
another project successfully completed!
HOLY FUCK
>>29447825This better be Miko boat
samechan...
>Destroyed the lava fountain>doesn't even get the obsidianGura...
>>29447787You have to pour it in precise configuration so you don't get stone or cobblestone.Iirc easiest way is to pour atop a lava lake to get a bunch.
>>29447825YABEE
>50k people watching this idiot unable to make any progress whatsoever Someone please help her already, why is her chat no helpful like with Ina, or better yet why doesn't she play when Ina, Haachama, or Ame is playing, her solo Minecraft streams never go anywhereAlso, why doesn't she play any fucking background music like any other other Holo? It makes the whole thing so much more awkward.
>>29447846rrat
PROGRESS
>>29447825damn, I didn't know Miko was so lewd...
>>29447825yab
>that sigh
>>29447802yeah i'm nappingWITH YOUR MOM
>radio silenceshe's FRUSTRATED
the obsidian block is literally in the water stream
>>29447798shes doing it her way like amelia taught her to do
I can't tell if she's actually retarded or pretending and if she's pretending she needs a fucking award.
>>29447701This fucking thread.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>29446727Time to finally use the contact page on their website
Why are Gura's Minecraft stream so fucking sad and depressing?
>>29447866Doesn't Ame's railway have a bunch of lava lakes? Even the incinerator's a lava lake
>>29447806>built a statue of herselfI wouldn't call that progress until they reach jp levels of "built everything useful and have nothing to do but fuck around and find ways to elaborately kill each other for clips."
>>29447869gura is the first minecraft streamer i have ever watched who makes the game look any fun at all.
>>29447701Italy in WWI and WWII
>>29445933I like how these bits of lore were not arranged in the order she dropped themPretty sure the WD40 anecdote was from her very first Apex stream
>>29447869watch it for the EXPERIENCE
>>29447701Oh, I know this look well. My wiener, for sure.
>RRAT
I love Ina more than everyone after me loves Gura!
>>29447893How New
>I gotta adjust my seated pussy
>>29447869Because if she plays bgm I can't hear how cute she is faggot
>>29447898you wouldn't call it progress until after they've progressed to the point they don't need to make anything? Retard.
>Ina put item frames on her barrelsfuck yes
>>29447893because it reminds you how it fucking feels to play alone with no real objective
>that brrappI love her bros...
>>29447869There are 50k people spamming shit, how the fuck do you think anything productive will get through to her?
>>29447701Their atrocious makeup artist
i hate minecraft
I love you, Gura
>>29445767I never get these recommendations. Do you guys look this stuff up a lot?
>>29447869Chat does help when she asks though, she's just too shorkbrained to follow instructions. Didn't even know what 2x2 means
I LOVE YOU POLKA
seated pussy tion
Please stop letting Materials rot Hachama will use those!
>>29446355They really need to play with coco, she broke down in her 800k celebration and only EN love will cure her
>>29447398>one sided love
I love you Gura... Please stay safe...
>>29447893People who put on a happy go lucky attitude like Gura are always the most sad and depressed behind the scenes.
i love you gura! don't listen to the minecraft retards complaining, you're doing great!
Ina's single handedly carrying the EN server
>>29447894It's not hard to make an infinite farming spot if you play around a bit but I haven't played MC in years so I don't remember the exact configuration.
I love lolis