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MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
>>29438549Mori Love!
>66 minutes
>>29438522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gI18LlvGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gI18LlvGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gI18LlvGc>Ame in thumbnailNarrativebros???
I want to date Ina!
SHE HATES THIS GAME
>>29438581THIS QUIET DISPLEASE KIARA
RAILS>RAILSRAILS>RAILSRAILS
>she might push Minecraft back by an hour Gura... don't look...
>more minecraft rail kino after a good night's sleep
Alive hours
Gura loves you!
>INTENTIONALLY OVERSLEEPING SO SHE WON'T COLLAB WITH GURA
she just wants to play minecraft..
Gura..... your plan to bump into Ame in minecraft is not working out since Ame pushed her stream back.
66
>>29438594BOOBA
wow that stream went by in a flash.... shes too perfect bros...
>>29438549Thanks for filtering that one faggot that hates sound images
>>29438581AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thank you for dropping this trash game Ame
>>29438589
which hololives piss in bottles?
>66 minutesSasuga asset flip game
>>29438581Too Quiet
GURA LOVE
>>29438594LOOK AT THOSE MILKERS
She hates it and is bailing quickly, kek
The detective hates being a thief!
Gura will push Minecraft back by 1 hour, screenshot this.
What would your oshi be like during a mental breakdown and what would be the cause of it?
>>29438549Why do none of the EN holos sleep? Everyone of them is sleep deprived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gI18LlvGc...Is that supposed to be Ame?
>she HATES it
Ame should mine for diamonds. She'll find more than enough iron in the process
>>29438549kill yourself soundnigger faggot fuck
>>29438581KIARA MY FUCKING EARS NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29438581Please, no, I can't take anymore OBS effects.
>>29438608you mean it?
QYUT QYUT QYUT AME
Ame's wife is minecraft
ame officially doing her reps
>>29438594>every picture is just ame>she starts breaking down halfway>talks about how ame rejected her
>pushing MC back a bit so that Gura will have gone off by the time she gets inBros...
reminder that gura is unironically a footfaghttps://files.catbox.moe/nsq8dd.mp4
TWO WHOLE HOURS OF REPS
>>29438622Ame uses her gamer bottle
JUST COLLAB WITH GURA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SOLO STREAM MAINTENANCE
>>29438594She's the new Klaius
Ame's sound software malfunctioning in the middle of a stream and revealing her boring voice!
>>29438581COME AND HEAR THE SONG OF KIARA
tfw want to play minecraft after watching all these minecraft streamstfw no friends to play minecraft with
SHE DID HER REPSNARRATIVES DESTROYED
>>29438581THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
>reps with ameI might start learning myself again
You guys told me HoloEN was popular in Japan
>>29438581Thank you I don't like having ears
>amelia is an anki chadbased, quizmaster would be proud
Doing kana reps with Ame!
AME IS FLUENT IN JAPANESE!
She's doing her reps, are you?
>>29438594Gura...
>>29438608
>>29438634Of course
>>29438594wait thats the minecraft image but edited
>>29438659play with us anon
>Time for a "nap"Gura don't look...
REPS STREAM INCOMING
>>29438595stealing Ina's underwear!
Didn't Ame say she would be doing a literature reading stream soon?Does anyone recall any details about that? I'm really looking forward to it.
>mining for another railway
>>29438581unironically whats the song name?
>>29438594>>29438615>big breasts Gura how many fucking times do I have to tell you that's not family friendly.
DO YOUR REPS
I didn't buy into the "Ame is mad at Gura" Rrats at first bros, but this is some compelling evidence...
>queen of all gremlins doing her repsSo, what's YOUR excuse?
>spelling senpais nameアステル
Wait what happened to Supa Sunday? Did I miss something?
>Ame actually doing her JP reps
>>29438608i LOVE GURA AND HER SMILE AND HER EYES AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29438666>2 months>still doesn't know Hiragana and KatakanaNGMI
>>29438651of katakana reps...ame...
>>29438581SUCH SWEET CACOPHONY
>>29438687I think its next week's member thing
>>29438655New narrative, Klaius tried to kidnap Gura but was eaten in the process causing Gura to consume his essence and she will slowly become a Klaius for Ame
>>29438642Didn't even notice that. Cute
Wait, that's it? She's only been streaming-...>over an hour
FIFTYFUCKINGTIMES
What are the chances Gura coincidentally also pushes her stream back by an hr because she needs to rest? I will ship GurAme forever if this shit happens.
>>29438503I'll give her time to do more non-member zatsus, maybe I'll be converted
>>29438691propane nightmares by pendulum
>>29438677does Artia love me?
I'm contemplating writing a script that generates random Ame childhood stories.
>>29438685Tako...
>>29438685It is pretty exciting.
>>29438633but my oshi is always in mental breakdown state
>>29438650She definitely is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo3z5bEYTE8&feature=youtu.be&t=7075 Look how excited she gets over this
>>29438667spoiler, there are a lot more foreigners than japanese
Ame strikes me as the type of person that would send random shit on discord like pictures of dead insects or dried leaves
Ame is pretty proud of what she did for Kiara. The first part Kiara showed looked pretty good.
>the only good thing about this game is its BGM
>>29438697She's using it for just collab supas from now on.
>>29438594>literally only uses Vyolfers artwhat does it mean?
i leave for a couple minutes and it's over? the fuck happened?
>>29438649>inb4 gura's minecraft is 5 hours long just so she can meet ame
>>29438721
>>29438594based obsessive gura
>>29438581THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW
>>29438685I guess you can say that tako's gonna be Ina lotta trouble.
>>29438688MOLEMAN STREAM INCOMING, BASED AND MOLEPILLED
>>29438581AAAAAAAAA THE LEAKED MERZBOW KARAOKE STREAM THE PASTAA WAS RIIIGHT
>>29438731>he lacks the knowledge
>>29438697She'll still do it, but it'll only be for superchats from collabs or any other streams where it wouldn't make sense to read them at the end.
What did Amelia like the most again?
>>29438721>YeS!!1!
>>29438731Man that anime was shit
>>29438581>you call my bestie a brapper?>well..>I'll give you a BRAP
>>29438723Sounds great, do it.
>>29438581Is there no way to replicate what Kiara did?Kiara's stream was easily 10x louder
>>29438731She literally did exactly that per Ina
>>29438731Wait a minute...
>>29438731Well...
>>29438667japs arent exactly starved for content like we areNot only is the English speaking market insanely larger, but theres 30+ holos they can choose from that they will understandSame shit happened for holo JP when EN came out, JP viewership tanked across the board
>>29438723is there an anon who has a transcript of all her stories? a markov chain would be pretty interesting
What the fuck did she mean to say
>>29438695I was doing them with pizzadad earlier
Amelia HATED this shit game.
>>29438685>buying new underwear with Ina
time to go do my fitness reps while waiting for Gura's stream
>>29438731Ina already said this, Ame sends weird pictures of deep sea creatures and shit, really uncalled for
>>29438707>next week's member thingNoice. I wonder what she'll read, I hope she takes my advice.
>>29438591Mori Love!
I'm so fucking giddy thinking of the moment when Gura will find my daughter's return gift to her.
>>29438731Pretty accurate narrative, anon, good job.
Just tuned in, why is Ame not playing? Did she get filtered?
>>29438721Is your name China?
>>29438608does gura love here membershrimps more
>>29438723sounds fun
>>29438736she hates the game
>>29438608Excited Gura with her mouth open looking at chat for affirmation is the cutest thing in the world!
>>29438687What kind of literature? I hope it's sci-fi mysteries novels. Imagine her reading The Invisible Man or The Sleeper Awakes.
REMINDER!>The only thing this thread has ever gotten right is that Gura likes Ame more than Ame likes Gura.
>>29438761i was planning on downloading the vod and cropping out the earrape, but my internet is shit.
>>29438680I wonder if Vylofers edited the pickaxe into the paintbrush of if Gura did it herself.
>>29438581Does anybody have a clip of what happened? It got cut from the vod
>>29438701man, I love his art, but just knowing it was from Klaius leaves a nasty feeling in me
>>29438770She should play Thief and Thief 2 instead
Pekora showed up!
>>29438723dew it
>>29438735Nothing wrong with getting a pocket artist that you trust since she knows them from HER past.
i try to keep an open mind but shit like pic related i absolutely loathe
>>29438791yes
>>29438591Mori love!
>>29438797gura pregnancy narrative is still yet to be disproven
>>29438675I am learning hiragana from Duolingo everyday since the beginning of the month.. Not that it teached me anything.
>>29438685not enough holo enf...
>>29438685binge eating with Ina!
>>29438719thanks i thought it was pendulum
>>29438667It's like saying holoJP is popular overseas and it is, people are more attached and likely to throw money at people they understand.
>>2943878766 minutes
>>29438675I started to today.
>>29438787Tired and would rather MINECRAFT
>>29438581Ah so this is Noise Marines
>>29438633Mori is doing her sleep reps nowKiara can't numberfag in her dreams properlyAme can't build rails in her sleepIna is tired of visions of cyclopean architecture of the lost city of R'lehGura does her sleep reps so much she misses entire streams
>taking money comes naturally >ame is a gold digger
>>29438804Just search it on jewtube, theres tons of clips off it.
>>29438791yes, but only because there's a lower % of retards
Ame is my oshi but I'm starting to get tired of her complaining about being tired all the time. She knows it effects her ability to stream so when is she going to unfuck her sleep schedule?
>>29438744Tribute anon ruined this picture for me
>>29438820it takes 1 day to learn all of Hiragana stop wasting time
>>29438735She uses other people's art sometimes but knows she can trust Vylofers. Probably a little paranoid after that idiot gave her traced emotes.
>>29438818do your archive reps
>>29438787Its a bit of a kusoge
>>29438667honestly tought Mori jap viewership would be higger
>>29438667>Ina has lowest % of JP SCsDo Nips really hate Koreans that much?
>>29438797someone post ame goslinging in gura's karaoke chat
>>29438820>hiragana>monthanon, i...
I'm gonna do my reps thanks to Ame!
Sleepy Ame isn't really that funny desu
Thoughts on this peculiar creature?
>Ame wants to steal our moms because she doesn't have one
>>29438850It's not viewership, it's SC percentage.
>>29438804>>29438581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov_BwzMOLgE
>>29438675I just finished the core 6k deck todayi-it gets easier now right?
Coco HATES Gura
>>29438860cute and funny
>>29438735It means she has a dedicated thumbnail artist, retard
>>29438744Ok good one
>>29438735what's wrong with vyolvers? i think it's cute.
>>29438840its the fault of her genmatesshe literally said that shes tired because she has spent a lot of free time helping kiara with her talk show
>>29438581I'm glad I already reduced the volume on sound posts. I'm not ready to have my ears blessed again.
>>29438797Where is the proof Kiara doesn't own a gun?
>>29438860Cute!
>>29438863ohhhh okthanks, i am retarded
>>29438667>Japan being compared to continentsNot big at all
>>29438840But teachama... she sounds really cute after having just woken up... also she's never unfucking her sleep schedule LOL
>>29438867>falling for the anki meme
>>29438737HER and vyolfers go way back and i mean waaay back.
>>29438733this developer is pumping those simulator games constantly. i don't expect them to finish a truly completed product
guremulin......
>>29438840a neet being paid to play shitty games acting like she needs sleep is the funniest thing
>>29438667lofi?
>>29438840It's really just because of Kiara's thing, but you already knew that
>>29438695her reps won't amount to shit
>>29438867lol
>>29438749>No bacon topped waffles>No chicken + waffles
>>29438866Why did she do this
>>29438787Shit game and she's sleepy
>>29438852I think she's one of the few holos that doesn't read superchats at all, I think that might give the impression of disrespect to JP fans.
>>29436715the only ones i like with gills are this one>>29436940>>29436755and another one that i cant find where her gills are lightly colored blue
>>29438820>duolingothat was your first mistake, duolingo is literally buttfuck useless and you will never learn japanese using it, not even 1% of japaneseunironically use the djt guide but dont read anything else on djt
Can someone give me Kiara's earrape? I missed it
>>29438667Oh boy, the bait image again..
>>29438806>runs around killing everyone>complains about the map being useless>keeps blaming the game when she gets spotted
>>29438797Ame is always in Gura's chat and even made an account just to watch her karaoke and Kiara's watchalong. Also she was going complete Gosling during her member's karaoke.
>>29438795>What kind of literature?She didn't say as far I know, but I recommended The Chrysanthemums to her, and I'm pretty sure I'm the one who brought up reading streams initially.We'll see. I'd like to see her read some Flannery O'connor as well, scifi mystery might be cool as well, or maybe Lovecraft or Poe...So many good choices.
>>29438667Protip that 4.51% is bigger audience than low tier Hololive streamers.
>>29438869Hope the reddit dragon dies
>>29438594IS THAT SOMEONE'S WORK? AAGGHHH I'M KLAIOOOOOSING
>>29438840>has to stream>has to work on multiple projects>has to work for kiara for free>has to plan stuffgee i wonder why she isnt sleeping as much
Always remember that everything they say is about snacks. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a snacks partner. If its a friend, it's a snacks partner. If she seems happy, it means she had snacks. If she is sad, she didnt have snacks, but then she had double snacks. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick snacks. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have snacks. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having snacks right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having snacks. Did she oversleep a stream? snacks. She was having snacks and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having snacks right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have snacks. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her snacks roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? snacks roleplay. She actually had snacks. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having snacks at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for snacks. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the snacksIm tired this week = im tired from the snacks, but ill have more snacksIm planning a collab = Im planning to have snacksOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having snacks right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the snacks im having right now.It all revolves around snacks. All holos, every single one, have snacks every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of snacks. The snacks she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having snacks. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much snacks, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much snacks happening in their room that the snacks waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having snacks to think straight.
>>29438594>every painting she makes in the game is just Ame>twenty paintings of Ame in different settings, getting more romantic as time progressesGod bless her tiny shark heart...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ9yAV8uQ7g>This but with Hololive membersbased
>>29438806No she should play Assassin's Creed and Assassin's Creed II instead.
Ame scratching her ribs with gura's spiked ribs!
Oh Ame, you and your muppet obsession...
>>29438797There's been plenty of narratives that got confirmed eventually. For example, Gura having anxiety and imposter syndrome over her numbers.
>>29438581God bless this chicken
>>29438840For once it's because she's been doing something other than gaming or watching dramas.Her past several streams have been fine anyway, she was sleepy for Valorant too but was still pretty cheerful most of the way through.
>>29438667Is that live-viewership, supas or vod viewership?
Which Holo might actually be the fattest?
>>29438867Please tell me you've been doing your kanji reps
>Ame scratched herself so hard she broke her ribs
>>29438749I don't think I've seen any besides the first 3 (+bacon)
>>29438667africa bros...
>>29438910why's this the advice for every learning thead on 4chanthere was also something like "steal /ic/'s resources but don't fuckin post on /ic/"
>>29438911>spoonfeed me I'm too retarded to find anything
>>29438920Ok, Chang.
>ywn scratch ame's ribsbros...
>>29438922Because she stays up all night gaming or watching netflix outside of that.
>>29438695I don't want to learn a dead language just to watch cartoons.
>>29438860Cute, funny and relatable.
>>29438581>pendulumthank you so fucking much that's a 10/10
>>29438940gura
Gura if you are here draw something food related first!
>>29438940Mori
>>29438581Tenchou, no!
>>29438860She's cute, but you better keep your hands off her Klaius
Has Ame watched Pop on Rocks yet?
IF YOU HATE IDOLFAGS AND LIKE MALES GO TO THE NIJITHREAD, THERE ARE THREE NIJITHREADS, CHECK THE CATALOG.
>>29438940Mori.
>>29438940Unironically? It's Ame.
>>29438486Oh my god, that clearly Boondock Saints inspired tattoo. I love her and all but what a dork.
>>29438893Like, way, WAY back?
>>29438667What do the stats look like in comparison to the JP holos? Is it the same just flipped?
>>29438940mori
>>29438947Because the community itself is shit, even if it's resources aren't.
>>29438878>>29438900>>29438922How much time do you actually think she spent on Kiara's thing compared to playing RF4? And that's still on her anyway for taking on extra work when she was tired during of streams plenty of times before this. Helping your genmates is great but it shouldn't be at the expense of your own streams.
Why dont we have any Ame as a Muppet fanart yet? Fucking drawfags are slacking off
>>29438947Imagine the kinds of people who hang out and post on threads about learning to do things, but never actually do them
>>29438866>Kiara's voice sounding a little muffledWas it even louder live? Also reminds me of https://youtu.be/eV5-m9cZpqo
>>29438787Mori ruined the stream
>>29438923tldr
>>29438940Gura, but that's understandable since she is pregnant
>>29438968you first Ame
Choose
>>29438923moona.....
>>29438940Ame
>私は便器をAME?
>>29438920based
>>29438842Oh God, why did you have to remind of that...
>>29438979but my narratives...
>Charlie is just the latest in the long line of symptoms of her not really getting why people watch Hololive in the first place and refusing to do her research on the topic. I'm sure if her close supporters explained to her clearly she would at least consider their words. I honestly don't give a shit about tranny shark. What I care about is Mori consistently doing stupid shit she shouldn't do as a Hololive member.
>>29438940Moona
>>29438894that's even worse
>>29438940(You)
>>29438940
>>29438967I'm still curious about this art. Did she have a rough day as a detective or something?
>Ame's japanese holy fuck she's doing it
>you now realize Gura is literally Ame's Klaius
>>29438917Lovecraft would be fitting but I guess her fanbase is kinda underage or something? Anyways, I really want to read anything with her.
>Ame doing her reps seriouslyWell, what's your excuse /jp/?
>>29439007YOUR OSHI DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOLOLIVE AND WILL SELF-GRADUATE AFTER THE 1-YEAR CONTRACT IS OVER. ACCEPT IT
>>29438783wait what the fuck? Amazing that I actually managed to guess that
>>29438940Ame or Gura. Gura has mentioned that she needs to go on a diet and I'm pretty sure Ame's roommate had put on a few pounds this last year before Ame was born.Mori seems pretty skinny and Kiara and Ina have thin Asian builds.
>>29438947because you get one or two or three really dedicated friendly helpful anons who want to make something to help peoplethen you get the rest of the population of the board who are mentally retarded, dont know what theyre talking about (huge on djt) or actively tell you false informationThink of the drawfags in these threads vs everyone else as an example
>>29438820>1 month to learn hiraganaunironically NGMI
Ame's nip wont filter you, right?
>>29438922>does nothing but play video games on her day off
>>29438974Depends. Some Holos like Towa have something like 45% foreign superchat percentage, others are as low as 5%.
>>29439021she's playing Apex
>>29438986SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! WHAT IS COVER DOING?
>>29439032>Mori seems pretty skinny
>>29438018>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12Are those really bad tho? Students skip school for worse things and kids were playing porn flash games even before the sims 2 came..The rest...yeah, chikim wasn't lying she is an interesting woman. I wonder how the one who shall not be named handled her, same with her bodycount and the other count
>>29438595Me too, takobro. Our priestesses saddest stream is tomorrow.
>This is all a simulationAAAAAA WAKE ME UP
>>29438995inabigger feet would cover a larger surfer area thus optimising the pleasure i would feel. ina's feet are probably cleaner too
I'm late, how was Ame's stream?
>>29439027I don't consume japanese media anymore now that HoloEN exists.
>>29438981Too busy drawing her with the biggest bonkers.
>Ame's doing her repsWhat's your excuse?
>>29439032I think it's the reaper who needs to shed
>>29439032>kiara>asian buildAnonsama
>>29438840it's worth it when she's rested up and is insanely bubbly and energetic no matter what kusoge she's playing. You're welcome to stop watching it she's not doing it for you though.
>>29438820dude lmao, hiragana should only take you a few days max to learn.
>>29438594>"please buy my painting">hear someone knocking at the door>it's this shark brat>"Please, give me some food, I'm hungry...">you hear her stomak rumble>"O-Oh, not for free... Of course... Here...">shows you a painting>it's just a dumb scribble devoid of any meaning or skill>p-please buy my paintingWell?
>>29438594GurAme is still alive!
>>29439032Anon, your Mori reps
>>29439027I'm better at Japanese than Mori. Not as good as Kiara though.
>>29439057i'm not a neet
>>29439033poor matto
Wtf Ame's biggest gachikoi is a fucking Haaton?based
>ever lock yourself out of your housemori...
Is Ame redpilled?
>>29438840Please understand, she has to romance her RF4 husbando
>>29439027I have wagie and Holo reps instead
>>29438922>THEY. DO. IT. FOR. FREE.
>>29438911Your this thread reps, Klaiuskek.
>>29439027I'm retarded
>>29438940morialcohol has a ton of calories, and she consumes it almost every stream
>>29438947/ic/'s resources are a good starting point, no need to engage with it's inhabitants tho, the people there are odd. CrippleChan also had a really good library of resources
>>29439057I don't have to learn japanese to earn money
>>29439043>>29439059>>29439072From the dox pics of her roommate that looked to be the case. Like she's busty and has a bit of a chubby face, but she didn't look fat.
>>29439043She lost a lot of weight dude.Gura, going by her diet, is either chunky or a skeleton.
>>29439007There's nothing we can really do about it at this point, she'd probably just do even worse collabs to spite people that complain. I plan to just continue enjoying the rest of HoloEN until it's ruined though. Sucks to feel like there's a Sword of Damocles hanging above everything, but I'd rather embrace fatalism then engage in futile complaining.
http://poal.me/ie9gs9http://poal.me/ie9gs9http://poal.me/ie9gs9http://poal.me/ie9gs9
>>29438828Can reccomend the channel 'learning kanji' if you want something to watch
>>29439007who are you quoting?
>>29438904She wanted to say something with an echo effect, but it corrupted or something.
>>29439069of courseI could really eat a burger right about now as well
>>29439072Anon, your Mori reps sorted by date
>>29438995Gura. Small feet is better.
>>29439028She'll stay around for 5 years just to make you seethe, calling it now. She outright said she's the kind of stubborn autist to do what makes haters seethe more just to spite them.
>>29439069Pay double the price she asks for
>just board up your windows that way nobody can ever break insasuga detective...
>>29438863yellowmonkey.jpg
>>29439027Don't have time to do jp reps when I have other reps to focus on.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29438940Mori would be a year ago, now it's hard to tell, probably Ame, she was getting chonkier from what we seen
>>29438564Yeah, that makes sense. I hope the collab goes well. Funny enough they're both my favorites so I'm pretty happy about it.
>>29439093>>29439090=dcI2yEgzaos
>>29439069>just this once i guess.. sigh>invite her in>lock the door>UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29439067>no criticism allowed, just stop watching themFuck off to whatever hugbox you came from.
>>29439113She's been in the business for a long time
Why do I feel like Chumbuds would unironically read My Little Dashie if it replaced the character's name with Gura
>>29439093kek 2 burgers for 4 meals is chunky
>>29439090It's true, all her fat is in her massive gazongas
>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist>Used to shower only once a week>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis">Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation>Was homeless>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one>Got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers>Read gay tf2 fanfiction>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat>Can't do division>Streamed on gura's channel by accident>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth>Licked her friends tears>Claims her family is cursed because her Grandma was a NTR Stacy>One dude that her Mom was dating would crack her toes and another guy stepped on her head
>>29439069Fuck you klaius, you know that i'll take her in and make sure she doesn't lack anything from that point on
>>29438921kek
>>29438940Ina is basically fused to her chair at this point. She was already a hikki, now Covid has given her an excuse to never leave her house or even her room.
>>29439032>GuraYou mean the girl that rations a McDonalds combo into 6 different meals spread over 3 days? Yeah I don't think so.
AME IS A FUCKING TRANNY!? FUCKING DROPPED
>>29439081>Your oshi>the RF4 husbando she would pickAmeLeon
>>29439093>rations 2 hamburgers into 4 mealsyeah she's a whale
Does Amelia own a gun?
>>29439078Fuck off niggervidz
>>29439069I don't want your shitty painting, stupid brat
>>29438940korone weights more than any holo girl but she is fit not fat
>>29438982>Expect cute waifu sneeze>Supernova collapsing in my earsKek priceless.
So what do you guys think about vtuber rabbit hole videos in this vein?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx_rgMwr_xYDo you believe that they are a good thing representing various content creators recommending their followers holos or a pure cancer only worsening quality of fanbase?
>>29439093She gets full off a quarter of a burger anon....
It's her!
>>29439044A lot of her stories aren't that crazy, they're just funny/mildly relatable or add to her charm in some way.Like the one where she admitted to recalling something stupid from her stream in public and then made pained gremlin noises to herself before checking whether anyone heard her.
>>29438594Gura...is getting a bit creepy
>>29439135What the fuck is My Little Dashie
>>29439152she is an american, so yes
>>29439032>Gura needs to go on a diet>The same Gura who added rice to her soup to stretch it out for 6 days>The same Gura who orders something from mcdonalds and cuts it up to eat it over the course of several days.
>>29438940I sincerely believe Gura is not fat but at least chubby. Amelia walks her dog every day, Mori and Kiara live in Japan so by default they have to walk to places unless they enjoy spending fuckloads on taxis on top of train fees. Ina probably has a shit diet so she's more than likely thin because of it.But in general I believe they're all bellow average in terms of "healthy". Bet none of them could walk for too long before starting to feel the heat really fucking bad.
>>29439069fuck you, i think her drawing style is cute
>>29439135I bet a good number of them still didn't know how to read when that was made
>>29439135What the fuck is my little dashie.
>>29439138>>29439150Obviously she meant two double QPs from the BigM
>>29439140>>Claims her family is cursed because her Grandma was a NTR StacyWhen did she mention this one?
>>29439093>Gura, going by her diet, is either chunky or a skeleton.Tell me more
>>29439167kek
>>29439093I don't know if Gura is actually heavy. Like she eats like shit, but she also claims that a Large McDonalds meal + an extra burger can feed her for about 3 or 4 meals, so she clearly isn't eating much. If I had to wager between who's heavier between Gura and Ame, I'd guess Ame.>>29439144>>29439169Right, the main reason I mentioned Gura is because she did mention both the diet and the fact that she eats like shit, so at the very least she's probably feeling a little self conscious.
Why is EN not allowed in hlg? I watch JP more than EN but I like Gura too. Does the Gura antis here really raid us ar hlg?
>>29439135Because we're connoisseurs
>gura starts passpartout>chumbuds think its going to be a normal stream, guras acting normal, everything is going fine, upbeat mood, etc.>gura starts drawing ame, and talks about how beautiful she is. guramebros begin swooning>after gura finishes it, she begins to work on her second piece.. which is ame again. viewers don't complain though, gura is probably drawing a few pieces of each EN girl.>finishes the second piece, once again only talking about how beautiful amelia watson is. begins drawing the third piece, which is ame again. now she's naked. you can hear guras heavy breathing behind the screen, she's stopped talking. she's slamming her mouse with each drawn line, eratically moving it back and forth. the drawing becomes less and less concrete and more and more abstract, like an amnesic/schizophrenics recreation.>now the chat is worried. people are spamming "are you ok?", gura isn't saying anything, still. you can just hear her quiet, irregular breathing. 70k viewers now, people are genuinely concerned. concernfags on twitter and reddit are spamming, gura has begun drawing her 8th piece of amelia watson. the images become more and more distorted with each piece.>3 hours later, gura has already went past her minecraft stream. yagoo is contemplating calling 9-11, ame has showed up in chat and is begging gura to stop, but gura continues. the stream continues for 5 hours, peaking at 200k viewers, until the SWAT finally breaks into guras home and detain her - injecting her with sedatives. she is brought into a rehab facility and diagnosed with severe schizophrenia, likely due to the shock and stress of being rejected by her only love.>she can never function again in society, yagoo has no choice but to graduate her. everyone mourns. ame, heart heavy with guilt, commits suicide. holoEN is permanently fragmented. gura finds out about ames suicide in her psych ward. breaks off a piece of wood from her bed and sharpens it, before stabbing herself in the neck to join her.
>>29439057Fuck reps.
>>29439032>Gura has mentioned that she needs to go on a dietAnon, eating healthier isn't just for caloric reasons
Did Jay Pea donate anything this stream?
Why the fuck are there so many pictures of Gura with cat ears
>just remembered my usual Thursday evening commitments were rescheduledI'm glad I'll be able to see Passpartout from the top and catch my first full Gura stream
>>29438581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw&ab_channel=MichaelO
>>29439166>>29439181A relic of a bygone era
>>29438594Can't wait to see Gura tear all her paintings apart crying when she finds out Ame never cared about her
>>29439183Valorant last night.
>>29439183valorant stream yesterdayHer grandma would sleep with married men, eventually one woman had enough and put a curse on her bloodline
HES BACK
>>29438832Based on her twitter, I don't know about Mori, depending on how early she gets up for work, but she did say she's been napping after work
>>29439168Based. I should hope that someone in her line of work would carry
>>29439201her mama likes nekos
>>29439169What if that's the diet?
>ctrl + f avocado>0 resultsavocado
>>29439069I nervously look around the outside of my door before asking her to wait a moment, because I live in a lousy neighborhood. I close the door and bring a couple of plates so we can sit down on the porch.
>>29439226Avocado.
>>29439196You forgot the last part:>Mori wakes up and writes a song, inspired by this dream
>>29439007It's just her using the new fame to collab with people she was a fan of in her past life.
>>29439175>Bet none of them could walk for too long before starting to feel the heat really fucking bad.Considering the chicken somehow survives in japan with untreated asthma I'd bet against that
>>29439057I'm a lazy piece of shit
>>29439081>Regretted going female because the waifus were cuter
>>29439167She's learned well.
>>29439175hopefully none of them are as bad as the glass princess luna
AMELIA IS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29439043>>29439072>>29439059I'll catch a vacation cause of you fags but you need to update your narratives
>>29439183yesterday
>>29439200What a prick.
>>29439201blame mama
>>29439226
>>29439196look what you did, amelia.
>>29438940Overall, it's either Moona or Okayu.In EN, none of them are really fat (chubby at best), but I guess Mori would be considered the fattest.
>>29439057Too fucking depressed to bother with anything
>>29439124MEIDOS ONEGAI!!!!!!
>>29439135khttps://pastebin.com/Pf2Ra4qj
>>29439247>filters
>>29439167Kek
>>29439184>>29439188People that eat like her are ALWAYS either literal malnourished sticks, or Pillsbury dough, no exception. It's gotta be some kind of combination of genetics plus what they eat, if you have a family history of insulin problems then you'll probably get fat by eating low calorie high carb.
>>29439090i cant be the only one that thinks she looks different in literally every picture i see of her
>>29439226guac...
http://poal.me/fvm2lthttp://poal.me/fvm2lthttp://poal.me/fvm2lt
>>29439253>jpwillbelieveanything.jpg
>>29439169>>29439032You know improving your diet doesn't just mean eating less calories.
>>29439212so does she need to take Gura Zeroni up the waterfall to break the curse
>>29439247Doxxbeats are doxxing again
>>29439135The hololive threads with its OC and greentexts is the closest thing I have experienced compared to the joy of the golden days on /mlp/
What would your reaction be if Klaius starts teaching Gura how to draw and collabs with her?
>>29439247It's like you don't know how women work angles...Sure, she's not Okayu or Polka tier, but
>>29438685Don't worry, Ina. I'll take 'em back.
Fucking Doxxbraps
>>29439189Fuck off
>>29439241>To escape klaius, Gura had to learn how a stalker thinks>And thus was a new Klaius born.>And its thirst... was for watson's concoction
>>29439167Nice.
>29439247>he fell for it
>>29439183Jesas, her family has a NTR bloodline
>>29439247filters? angles?
>>29439201cats like seafood like gura does
>>29439196Would be pretty kino though..
>Go to a KFP restaurant today to try their new special meal that they announced two weeks ago.>Order the special meal, the KFP employee looks at me and talks to me about how amazing this meal is for a few minutes...... without telling me what it is.>Than reveals its a new 6 piece drumstick combo made with special phoenix spice.>Say thanks start walking back when I feel his hands on my shoulder "But Wait theres more">Goes on babbling a few minute more about how the next thing will make the previous thing look like it was a small reveal ..... all without telling me what it is.>Finally reveals that it is the new KFP enhanced fries with their signature seiso sauce.>Say that sounds amazing and start walking back to the exit, Halfway to the exit I hear "DON'T LEAVE THERES MORE">Babbles more about some new menu item and how amazing this new item is before handing me a bag.>I start walking toward the exit without listening to the rest of what he is saying before he somehow teleports and blocks the exit>You can't leave yet not without receiving the final item.>He hands me another bag this time I run jump out the window and dash toward my item.>I can still hear the but wait while driving away.0/10 customer service.
>>29439069>You have to eat all the salman
>>29439247coolyour oshi is still shit and fat now
>>29439283That doesn't look too distorted, except maybe the filter.
>>29439135Read what now?
>>29438757Based.
>>29439247t.doxxbeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmTcW28YEgo>ok so I was thinking we coul- Oh hey is that a cave? No, we got to stick to the plan. After I enchant this sword real quick. Hey do you wanna build a giant tree? Okay, let's do that but after I make this bread. Oh after that you wanna dig a new canal and move the half-finished hat house there?
>>29438842Just replace that memory with one of your own, easy. Jokes aside, fuhgeddaboudit!
>>29438910I really don't understand people issues with Duolingo. It seems pretty well made to me.
Doxxbeats really can’t help themselves huh
>>29439264Anon what the fuck is this and why do i want to do a dramatic reading of it
>>29439270she does, it is not only you
>>29438982>aaaah minnalmao every time
in an earlier stream, Ame pronounced Rushia as Russia. I wonder how she corrected it
to the faggot who told me earlier that it was fine to discuss roomate shit: this is why you dont, dumbass
>>29439279hey man we don't talk about that even if it's true
>open thread>doxxbeats roommate posting>close thread
>>29438941w-what do you recc me for kanji repsnot that anon btw
>>29439135Oh fuck that's a name I haven't heard in forever
>>29439322100000% Gura browses /hlgg/
>>29439184I love this dumb brosnan meme
Not gonna lie I think mori is an insufferable but cunt but I would 100% CUM on her roommates face
>>29439272WHERE IS LEG
http://poal.me/etkg8ghttp://poal.me/etkg8ghttp://poal.me/etkg8g
>>29439167Ame, behind you
>>29439302kek
>>29439007It kinda hurts as a deadbeat. Ame actively ignores talks of ecelebs like "confusing" Moonmoon (who iirc Ame is a fan of) with Moona. Ame and AO-chan also go full on janny mode when it comes to unrelated shit like TT, so i wish that Mori would follow with that and just collab with indie vtubers, instead of fangirling and slowly adopting the twitch culture all the other ENs are trying to avoid (pog emote aging like milk now).
>>29439284I kind of like that sniper design. Is it inspired by any model in particular?
>>29439322I love her.
>Your oshi>One talent you want for Holostars EN
wtf oji tan has a supa every single stream
>>29439322Cute
so no Supa Sunday this week?
>>29439270Guess what, you also look different in pictures taken years apart.
why is no one rating the stream?
imagine all the stories she forgot....
>>29439369He's teaching Ame Japanese one supa at a time.
>>29439322>minecraft hhehahuho
>>29439322>[MINECRAFT] MINECRAFTMINECRAFT
>>29439366>kiara>me
>>29439140>>Got rabbies, bit the nurse, survivedSlightly inaccurate though I understand it's for the lols. She was supposed to get her rabies vaccine shot, but threw a tantrum, bit the nurse, and didn't get the shot in the end
>>29439354Mori is cringe but I'd definitely make her day "shoot your goo my dude" before finishing in her
>>29439332Please, use it for a few months so that you can realize how you learned nothing and wasted your time. It's terrible for Japanese.
>>29439366offtopic surveyposting less than 500 posts into a new thread very fucking epic bro i cant wait to see this post never get deleted
>>29439371ctrl+f or scroll up onegai
>>29439357>No born-again virgin optionHow bigoted.
>>29439302But anon you forgot your last piece of the combo don't you want your sweet and sour BBQ
>>29439361pog emote you say?
>>29439336Don't do it, chumbud. You don't want to start a process you won't be able to control.
>Gets bullied for wearing the same shoes everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtTttXSleRsLeave me to be Mori's next offcollab. Surely no one has an issue with this right?
>>29439247She looks 40 years old and 20 at the same time
>amelia got bullied for being a poorfag
>bullied for wearing same shoesdo women really
>tfw same shoes everyday
>>29439264Those sure are a lot of words
>>29439332duolingo is fine for indo-european languages because its pretty easy to establish grammar rules and words because they tend to be very similar to whatever language you speak, so using it as an english speaker for german or french or the like is actually helpfulBut languages like Japanese are not only very foreign and different, but also use a totally different writing system (the biggest problem with duolingo japanese) which it does not effectively teach whatsoever
What is wrong with wearing the same shoes everyday?
>>29439366>Mori>Cr1tikal
there's going to be something big happening on the 25th.
>>29439382
Ame...
>>29439376/k/chads rate the accuracy of the guns
imagine wearing the same shoes every day lmaooo
>>29439332it's really only good if you want to grind a couple new words when you are just starting a language, you'll never learn grammar or conversation with just duolingo
Ame....
>ywn buy Amelia new shoesAme....
>bullied for her shoesame please don't bring up my bad memories
Haaton here.I hold you all on great esteem, that is all.
Bullying Ame for wearing rags!
>>29439425imagine the smell
big arn on his hip
>>29439182Half a double QP is 375 calories. Assuming she's the same height as character with minimal muscle and she's following the normalfag 3 meal split that's about on par for someone who is sedentary.Is it healthy? Fuck no, if she wanted to start doing any sort of physical activity she'll feel like shit.
>Ame wears the same shoes everyday
>>29439361I can understand the collabs but the whole emote thing really just makes me think less of you guys for giving a shit about that.
>>29439376>This imageI knew Kiara was smuggling guns go Japan!
>>29438840To be fair she could have CFS/ME. It's a living hell.
>>29439412Yes they do
>>29438982>Was it even louder live?You know the noise the hypno toad makes in futurama? Imagine that but like 100x the volume.
>>29439357I still don't fucking get itI don't fucking get it AT ALLWhat isAyamelookingaton that fucking PHONEI'm tired of seeing that fucking picture without having an ANSWER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29439322>minecraft board>can minecraftm-minecraft
Gentlemen, I don't mean to alarm you but the naRRATives are about to start rolling in 30 minutes from now, depending on who or who not Gura draws, prepare yourselves.
>Ame was the fresh princess of Belair
>>29439069I bring her favorite air fryer reheated fries to munch on while we finalize the transaction
>bullied for wearing the same worn out shoes everydayamelia....
DENIED
>>29439366Ina.Steve1989MREInfo Townsends Report of the Week
>webkinzfuck why you gotta remind me
>>29439379>find your holo>she doesn't understand you>groom her with supas until she speaks your language to become your perfect oshithis is pretty high level
>>29439209Fuck, why did this image get me
>>29439167KEK
>>29439292Gura, don't look....
jay pea. thanku!
>ywn get to smell the inside of ame's old shoes
I WANT TO PEE, AMELIA
Gura...
>>29439408that's what jew genes do to you in general
>>29438940I've stubled upon Mori's roommate's pics, she has a bomb ass bod.. I'd say Ame.
>>29439407Would be unironically based. Seems more like Kiara's type though.
Imagine holos wearing a diaper for 24 hours stream
What's wrong with that? I have the same shoes for 8 years now. It just fucking works
>everyone got a laptop>except me
>GURA STILL IN CHAT BTW
stop bullying guras house..
I still get made fun of to this day for only owning like 2 pairs of shoes at any given moment (running shoes + dress shoes), is that weird anons?
Gura suffer
Ame's being a bully.....
>>29438642huge basokas
>Ame wants to see Gura sufferNARRATIVES??
>>29439453AME THINK SHE SLICK
>Fuck off Gura I have my own shit to doGosh Ame you didnt have to be that harsh
These fucking stories are just waking up my paternal instincts and make me want to protect a loli Ame, what the fuck.
>>29439376I think we can all agree Mori ruined the robbery.
>>29439424The ACR is the most accurate gun, I'd recommend it for the beginners over the AK-47 or the TAR-21, but real men use the F2000
>shitting on Gura's shark hat and wants to watch her sufferGurame dead for good.
Ame bullying Gura and her house
I ERPd with an Ame on F-lst.
>>29439469So that's what happening to AkiThey have pretty good taste desu
Ame...you weren't supposed to be watching that...
Amelia had a hard life. It hurts that I can relate to a lot of the shit she recounts, since that means there's a lot more she'll probably never mention.I'm glad things have turned around for her.
>>29439483Why lie, anon?
Just checked the kiara community post for holotalk with Marine and to be honest all the most upvoted question submissions I see are pretty decent and not "what food do u love lol" shit.Seems like it might be quite decent.
guramecoin at all time low, bros...
>>29439455she should be able to get in all four other membersmaybe shion or something I dunno
Ame rambling about Gura nonstop. Cute happy married couple!
>>29439513nice
http://poal.me/1x8t62http://poal.me/1x8t62http://poal.me/1x8t62
>ame inflates her gen mate's view counts by leaving their streams up
I don't understand people who have multiple pairs of shoes. What's the point unless it's boots for deep snow or something?
Imagine Gura going full Klaius on Ame"Ame? Yeah, she's my sunshine alright... like a special one... in my heart. I-I always watch her stream before I do, send her a couple of stupid goofy messages ᵤₕahᵃʰ... *sigh* I kinda wish, I kinda wish she would go a little further, y'know ᵤₕahᵃʰ I dont' wanna see her collab with others, especially... especially... a... forget what I'm saaaaying, I was just mumbling like a goofy little shark ᵤₕahᵃʰ" where the hell I am again?"
>Ame plays Gura's streams on her TV>Ame fell asleep to Gura's voice
>no comment on the tennis ball
>Got a new big tv>Watches Gura play on big tvNarrative?
>Even Ame gave up on GuraWow they were suppose to be friends.
>>29439441Reminder that this is why Bubba licks her feet. She sticks them in the same disgusting pair of shoes day in and day out and then walks around on her dirty, food-coated apartment floor.
>Ame referencing WebkinsSo that pretty much confirms that she's in her mid-20s at the latest. Could be a zoomer.
>>29439416they wear out faster and collect sweat and odor causing bacteria. especially problematic because it creates an ideal environment for foot fungus/athletes foot
Why does Ame hate Gura so much?
>>29439507A shame Japs will never know that she painted her nails pink just for us
Breaking toilets with Ame-chan!
Inamebros I'm feeling pretty good right about now
>>29439509kek I meant how accurate are the pistols portrayed in the fanart, still thanks for the info
>>29439522Yeah, I was checking out some of them waiting for my Dr. appointment and it was pleasantly surprised as well. Gives me hope that it's gonna work out well for her.
>>29439514Shame Shame on you and everything you stand for.
>>29439546How new?
>>29439529Anon, that's not how viewcounts work
>>29439196i can get behind this
>>29439196holy fuck
>>29439539She's just like me
Hey, I need a second opinion: Does this rrat kinda look like a gosling?
>>29439533Women
>>29439524This is the time to buy, anon.Next week they'll have a movie watchalong together and guramecoin will be at an all-time high.
>>29439424Looks good. Beretta m9 and 1911.
>>29439550She's a fan of Gura sufferkino.
What are some new Ame lore that I missed? I just heard that shitty mechanics ripping you off and Ame blaming a girl for eating chocolate
>>29439487maybe just a naive rrrat but ive heard ayame and noel have tried it
>>29439475I'm unironically a bit depressed by this fact
>>29439550because Gura is not a hairy bald man
Is Ame actually pushing her Minecraft stream back an hour? I was looking forward to the overlap.
>fuck off GuraWell, that does it.It's dead now.AmeHaacha's the new hotness anyway.
>>29439090chubby or not she seems to be built like a refrigerator, wide shoulders and square frame.
Farmgirl Gura makes me diamonds
>>29439167>>29439290
>>29439533I own 1 pair of sneakers and 2 pairs of steel toe shoes
>>29439554>comparing two colleagues to two friendskek. Ina graduation soon
>>29438667Japs watch translated clips anon.
>>29439522>>29439557huh. my only fear was that the questions would be shitty and generic but i guess it will be good
>>29439196Pretty kino desu. Means we wouldn't get trinitards anymore? Tempting.
>>29439589Fuck you for making me laugh at this
>>29439393kek
>>29439551Someone get that one Ghostling subber to sub that part.
Flirting with Gura!Inviting Gura out for dinner!Getting to know Gura!Walking Gura home!Lending Gura my coat to keep her warm!Comforting Gura over her family issues!Holding hands with Gura!Kissing Gura on the cheek!Saying goodnight to Gura!Walking around the back of Gura's house!Waiting three hours behind Gura's house!Climbing up to Gura's balcony!Cracking open Gura's window and climbing in!Sneaking up to Gura's bedside while she is asleep!Covering Gura's mouth!Taping Gura's mouth shut!Holding down Gura!Slipping my hand up Gura's legs!Punching Gura to stop her squirming!Grabbing Gura's ass!Slipping my hand under Gura's pantsu!Fingering Gura's cunny!Pulling up Gura's clothes!Kissing and licking Gura's tummy!Sucking Gura's perky pink nipples!Licking Gura's armpits!Ripping off Gura's pantsu!Pulling Gura's legs apart!Sliding my cock into Gura!Fucking Gura in the cunny and then the asshole!Cumming inside of Gura multiple times!Rubbing my raw cock on Gura's cute tail!Wiping away Gura's tears!Wrapping my hands around Gura's throat!Strangling Gura until she stops breathing!Carrying Gura out the window!Tossing Gura in my car's trunk!Driving home with Gura!Putting Gura in my garage!Noticing Gura is still alive!Stabbing Gura with my kitchen knife 35 times!Disembowelling Gura!Spilling Gura's blood all over the floor!Cutting Gura's body into various chunks!Burying chunks of Gura in a shallow ditch!Helping Ame search for Gura a week later!Comforting Ame and assuring her Gura is just fine!Flirting with Ame!
with gurame in tatters, who's going to be gura's menhera rebound?please haachama, stay safe
I-Is Watson starting to show her true face, /hlgg/?
>>29439537I want the menhera Gura arc so bad. The threads would be amazing.
Ame drop Story of Seasons, it's just a hollow shell of what Harvest Moon used to be
>>29439196The first half made me fucking laugh. Why did you have to turn the second half dark?
>>29439515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96sBSzSp19o&list=WL&t=7743sthe best taste, I'd argue
she's not wrong about Story of Seasons but it's still pretty comfy as a farming game where you chill with other farmers.Rune Factory is more her pace.
>>29439533i need different pairs of shoes for different dress codes for work, also in different colors so i don't look like a slob.
>>29439533Indoors shoes, shoes for rough days, fancy shoes, rain shoes. That's all you need
>>29439424Good enough.
>>29439546Stop baiting for doxx, you fucking nigger.
>>29439522>>29439557>approved by hlgg kfpim excited
I love Ame's model so much..
>>29439607Based Klaius
>>29439537Oh god I read this in Gura's voice, this is too fucking creepy
>>29439090>BustyFor some reason calling Mori busty feels like an immense understatement. Like, that girl's got some fucking knockers on her. She's gotta be up there with Noel on breast size.
>>29438642Gura constantly thinks about Ame's boing boings
Who do you think Amelia is going to marry in Runefactory 4?
>>29439540She might have missed the tennis ball, that was relatively later on in the stream. And as far as I know, the only person who played since was Haachama in the middle of the night.
>>29439166>>29439181>>29439308Do I really share a thread with children?
>>29439608Alcohol and increasingly irregular stream frequency
>>29439607i've been waiting for this
>>29439589CLAP CLAP I laughed
>>29439533>>29439570>>29439592it's not that it was only one pair a shoes it's that her shoes were probably like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/emz2t8.jpg
Did she say she was going to play sakuna?
>>29439607Based!
>>29439533Need something for fancy days but otherwise I agree
>>29439540she stopped watching on purpose when gura was starting pranks, pay attention anon
>amelia dressed up as a trans man>everyone thinks it's funny
>>29439641what r thooose
>>29439574ame killed a man with a wrench once just to experience the feeling of taking a life pretty fucked up
Chimkin...
>>29439620>Indoor shoesYou mean slippers, I hope
>>29439627shes got the best teeth in town!
>>29439555it's a pretty accurate looking version of the Beretta 92, probably the FS civilian version; I really need to get the M9A1 but I decided to blow my cash on a little pocket 9mm instead to conceal
How badly is Haacha trying to appeal to the EN audience?Look at this, she's even cooking burgers nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeggOHi5OtI&t=158
>>29439589
You're not a dirty commoner who wears the same pair of shoes all the time like Ame, right?
WATSOOOOOOOOOOON
>>29439641bitchin kicks desu
>>29438031Why did you make me draw it, you sick fuck?
SHE'S PUSHING MINECRAFT BACK SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE GURA ON THE MINECRAFT SERVER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29439564>open stream>go to sleep>view count is +1 despite not being watched
>>29438667Give translation for EOP pls, I'm never learning moonrunes nor are 90% of the fags in this thread
>>29439651watameposter, from where do you derive your power?
Clussy noiseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipr-M18O9xI
>>29439167the situation is escalating quickly
>>29439663>she appeals to us by existing my dude
time sure goes by fast
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY!?
>>29439533Fashion. Are you a cartoon character that wears the exact same thing every day?
>>29439554why everyone wants Ame's attetion, it's funny
>>29439039How about Polka is the EN adoption plan working or not.
>>29439550Friends need to see their friends suffer now and then. Nobody likes someone who lives on easy street 24/7.
>>29439658if kiara is happy, then im happy. and the past few days shes been pretty happy.
Polka rice smashing noises...
>>29439663she probably offended more burgers than she drew in with that abomination
>>29439633Dylas or Leon. Then once she beats Act 2 she'll model swap into Lest.
>>29439671Geez
>>29439663Did you just wake up from a coma?
>>29439533I mean I have one pair of heavy steelcapped boots, running shoes, regular shoes and dress shoes to wear to burials and weddings
>>29439533>dress shoes in case of fancy event>boots for work>sneakers for cold times>sandals for every other timeanything else is excessive
>>29439608>who's going to be gura's menhera rebound?Kiara
>>29439688I activated... it...
>>29439203THE QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
>>29439569Take your meds anon.
>>29439671Anon how the fuck am I supposed to react to this
>>29439688ya boi was good at videogames
>>29439639Me too.
>>29439607Thanks Klaius, very cool!
>>29439666N... no, what kind of question is this fag? haha...
>>29439689I wear the same shoes every day, not the same clothes, that's gross
>>29439608Enter... FESTIVAL...
Do you think she remembers that she has a mustache on? She's talking too regularly to just have that mustache on kek
>>29439584fuck that's hot
>>29439688Crash Bandicoot buff
>>29439688An anon decided that he wanted Mori in the top10.
>>29439635>watame dual thread shitposter also a horsefaglmao
>>29439607Klaius...
lonely Gura~
>>29439659I meant comfy shoes you'd wear while hanging out at a friends house, didn't consider slippers as shoes
>>29439688mori got a train ran on her from the 3 dudes from trash taste and then penguinz0 plugged her up
>>29439691harem protag, and she gets cuter by the day.kiara, aqua, polka, and nene are next. nobody is safe.
>>29439671Aw geez
>>29439666I wore the same sneakers for 14 years.
>>29439709Hopefully, they never learn the automatic egg dispenser
>>29438800Do you really need to ask?
>>29439537Yandere Gura is hot. Thanks to the chinks for making comics about her.
>>29439666watch your fucking tone when you talk to meill wear my same goddamned shoes until they fall apart because it saves money
>>29439727maybe the double menhera will cancel out and they'll become a happy couple
Whenever Amelia smiles I want to lick those beautiful white chompers
>>29439641that's some mighty fancy tape you've got there city slicker, us country folk have to settle for socks and holes
>>29439196holy shit...
>>29439607This would be the opposite with him approaching Ame first and consoling Gura?
Is Ame going to play Sakuna?!
>>29439633she said one of the mosterboys
>>29439068Dude you assume I have the time and fortitude to dedicate a few whole consecutive days to learn this shit.I don't feel the pressure to learn jap anyway. I merely though it would be fun to dedicate a few minutes everyday and to actually try to learn something kinda useful and not to waste more of my time elsewhere.
>>29439675nevermind for some reason i thought you mean vod viewcounts
I want to BE Amelia. I'd let you guys do your things to me too if that was the price to become her!
>>29439671WTF this unholy creature!?
>>29439658Yeah thats her alright
>>29439671This is not quite what I had in mind but I like it, good job, please do more.
>>29439698not really, would eat that burger just to make haachama happy and gladly succumb to the ensuing food poisoningt. burger
>>29439688Enter "Money" Mori Calliope
>>29439247>thought doxxbeats was made up>defended deadbeats because they get beat up around here>this shit happenswhat the fuck man
>gura turned slow mode on in the chatLMAO BASED
>>29439555Don't listen to >>29439509He's an idiot. Get a good AR from like Palmetto State Armory, stay away from piston-ARs and the oy vey machine that is so good the Israelis don't even use them.F2000 is an overpriced gimmick toy with no redeeming features.
http://poal.me/axx73whttp://poal.me/axx73whttp://poal.me/axx73w
>>29439772hot!
>>29439732Not that guy, but of course I like Watame if I was in the old days, she's like the perfect distillation of the good of back then, but without any of the baggage the old subject brought.
>>29439740A couple pairs of tennis shoes and loafers are all I need.
>promises to catch up on sleep next week>will probably schedule 11 streams again and just have a couple days off in between like the last time she needed a rest week.Ame...
>>29439671
>>29439785t. dead beat
>>29439749
>>29439666better than owning 5 pairs of shoes and never going outside
>ame watched haachama's stream
Ame's mouth tracking is so damn good
chama...
>>29439671>>>/d/
Ah someone brought up the Haacha issue in minecraft, and she answered it. Neat.
>>29439671Cute shark girl!
fuck I want kiara ramen
>>29439785deadbeats aren't called doxbeats for no reason. they'd all rather talk about the roommate than the actual vtuber herself
>>29439790Aki...
Osrs bros...
>>29439671BEGONE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME FOUL DEMON!
>>29439519Do your reps fag
>>29439671I still want to impregnate
>>29439666I have only two pair of shoes, one for everything and the other one for social events
>>29439736She pegged them, dude.
>>29439785Anon I just checked, that wasn't a deadbeat, it was a very well executed falseflag operation, don't believe the narratives.
>Ame has mentioned Gura, Ina and Kiara>No word of MoriShe hates her and the trash talk faggots
>>29439666I have two pairs of shoes, both crocs but not the kind with the holes in them. Still super soft and comfy.
MEMBER RUNESCAPE
>>29439196FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CRY BEFORE A GWAR GARU STREAM YOU MONSTER
>>29439772Well? Go ahead and become her, I don't have all day.
>>29439332I've heard its fine for learning spoken Japanese, but horrible for learning written Japanese.
>>29439140>One dude that her Mom was dating would crack her toes and another guy stepped on her headWhat the hell, why would you do that to a kid. Unforgivable.
>>29439608>tattersWhat are you talking about?
>>29439671So this is how Gura looked when Yagoo found her...
>>29439785That's were the meme came from, posting doxx to prove a point is the reason people call them doxxbeats. Could be falseflaggers though, we will never now.
>>29439196AAAAAAAAAAAHHH TASKETE CUNNYMAN
>>29439658This is why I love this chicken.
Alright, Ame just now talking about how wild her imagination is and how crazy and vivid her dreams are made me remember something.There are people out there who purposefully drill a hole in their head to make their brains breath. Supposedly, it actually works and it does make you feel like you're talking mild drugs all the time. Look it up.So Ame's hole in the head could explain some thing.
>>29439788she always does... doesn't help
>>29439666I have at least a dozen pair of shoes but I still only wear flip flops
I wish all of you guys have a wonderful day... and night.Have a wonderful week!Have a wonderful month!Have a wonderful year!And... have a wonderful life.
>>29439833She mentioned her earlier, though I don’t remember why.
>>29439671need to go further
>>29439869>>>/vyt/
>>29438818a pregnant woman wouldn't be living for 6 days off four days worth of soup.
>>29439811I hope she does something about it, so Haachama doesn't feel lonely and I didn't just throw $5 into the trash.
Are you frustrated
>>29439790
>>29439817just like their oshi.
>>29439811What did she say?
>>29439730>>29439716Crash wasn't counted for today, it was literally one anon flexing
>>29439869Wrong thread chang lover.
>>29439785>>29439817t. deadbeat
>>29439140that last one is roommate lore, don't mix it up, might as well start posting doxxshit next.
>>29439196I unironically enjoy these
>>29439869Such a waste of a good design, I'm still mad
I know what Ame means but god she asks so many rhetorical questions that sometimes her real questions don't register
>What a weird sentence to writeJesus christ Amelia is a fucking riot. I love this girl.
>>29439790Polka or Watame if you are into music, Haachama if you are ultra smart, Aki for emotional cripples while Choco and Nene are for pervertsMel and Ame for used goods experience
>>29439869Thank you civia. For everything.
>>29439883Hey nicely done mate. Now we know she's aware and has actually watched her play on the server, so she definitely knows. Hope she logs in to say hi sometime. You're a good guy.
>>29439910What was it?
>>29439140I am really not sure whether Ame is just a compulsive liar, or just somehow had the most fucked up childhood imagineable
>>29439671I need an animorphs cover of Gura.
>>29439658>seeing it as a competitionI get that it's a joke, but it rubs me the wrong way.
>>29439916Being a backstabbing bitch pretending she ever interacted with her english audience?
>>29439808That lactation thread is pretty good. I think we need some Watson milking art.
>>29439910What was it? I missed it
>>29439598>>29439626https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww/community?lb=UgyUEV5oavqSCzGAWF94AaABCQLook for yourself, the jannys actually gathered up some decent questions that aren't just "lol r u horny?" The one about the differences between JP and EN internet culture was a pretty good one I think.
>>29439833>>29439870She talked about people being locked out of their house and brought Mori up
>>29439789I was making a MW2 joke because I'm an asshole. It's hard to get an AR right now though, I'm still trying to find .223 for under 45¢/round
>"bakas" under breath
>I learned some words >like uuuuuh>like uuuuuuuuuuh
>>29439862She doesn't actually have a hole in her skull. She cut her head open and has a scar with some nerve damage that makes it feel weird.
>>29439923Something about wanting to rub lotion on her ribs.
>no one posted it yet
>>29439883>>29439889She watched Haacha at least, and kind of dodged? Can't remember, doing several things at once. Watching is a very big revelation at least.
>>29439923"Put some lotion on your ribs".Probably in reference to when she scratched herself and complained.
>>29439910It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
>>29439923>Rub some lotion on your ribs
>>29439923>>29439930Something along the lines of "I want to put lotion on your ribs"
>>29439785>>29439853if you're not a falseflagger do your archive reps, the last time that particular pic was posted it was some schizo
>>29439915I gave Kiara the idea for her upcoming date with Rushia too.
>>29439785Yes, only deadbeats are capable of posting dox or links to YouTube videos
>>29439824>>29439838what happen
>>29439109>Does what she wants>Gets love from the JP girlsShe doesn't even need to do it out of spite for schizos.
>>29439949Klaius should do a karaoke stream sometime
>>29439921a lot of the stories can range from just dreams she had or outright exaggeration of encounters she remembers.
>>29439964>>29439946Imagine
>All CalculatedWHAT THE FUCK BROS HOW DOES SHE DO IT!?!?
Is there any way to see my watch time by channel? curious which girls i've watched most
>it was all planned
>>29439968They actually read $2 SCs huh, nice
>>29439978That's just a bonus for an anon like her.
>>29439964Someone told her to put lotion on her feet yesterday
>gura mc now delayed
>tfw got prescribed actual medsbros............
>>29439175does ina's mom not cook for her?
>>29439196This is literally modern Romeo (female) and Juliet.
>>29439932wow those are actually really good questions, i'm impressed. i can see some of those going really indepth.now im even more hyped.
>>29439967That why I said it could be a falseflagger. I don't care enough to keep track at this point. I know it's not representative of most deadbeats.
>>29439451gura
>5 bucks please say thisglad to see she has moved on past twitch since that's how that culture worked
>>29439869Such a amazing design and voice... wastedFuck You chinks killing their own chubbas
Is Gura here?
I love it when Ame tells superchats asking demands from her to fuck off in a nice way hahahaha
Based Ame. Fuck "please say" faggots.
>Be at work>Lunch break>Room is too quiet, want to listen to something, but not quite in the mood for music>Yeah whatever, I'll put Mori's ASMR stream in the background because why not lmao>Eating my rice and chicken as I listen to the stream>Half an hour goes by>Feel strange>Feel something warm in my chest>Maybe feel something I haven't in years>Want someone to hold me and tell me nice things>Lunch break ends>Go back to work with an empty soulI want to kindly ask what the fuck just happened to me.
Gura also got chatmods huh
>>29439989
take your bets on who's going to appear on her chat that will send /hlgg/ into a shitstorm
I cant stop thinking about Gura
>>29439451You seething
>>29440004>an actual schizoposter
Is that what you want you fucking sick fuck?
>ame likes to stare into peoples homesshes literally me...
>>29440003It isn't.
>its the middle of the night and you are already on bed>you hear some rattling noises coming from the living room followed by an audible *HIC*What do you do?
>>29440024hiya
>>29440029Just a bot.
>>29440020It's "100 bucks please say this" now
>>29439509>>29439789>>29439934You're both wrong though. The Keltec RDB is the best 5.56 rifle you can buy for under a grand, and even with current panic prices it's still better priced than even low grade ARs.
>>29440003No it isn't, still says 4am
>>29440005She does, but she probably eats at random times and tries to get rid of her hunger with snacks
>>29440070No
>>29440029No, "Message retracted" means the OP removed it themselves. "Message deleted" means a mod/channel owner removed it
>>29439997Kiara is very attentive but for 2 dollar ones you gotta send it when they are reading chat actively
>>29440004take them during Gura's stream to avoid strong narratives
>>29440029what did you post, anon.
I can't believe GurAme got killed...
>>29440024yeah
>>29440004Congrats you're a certified schizo poster now
>>29440029Retracted is different from deleted. Retracted means you deleted it yourself.
>>29439978>>Gets love from the JP girlsRisu...
>>29440004just take them. just listen to your psychiatrist. i get free xanax out of it
amechama your nap...
>>29440024What's up, chump?
>>29440047Mating press
>>29439997I mean why wouldn't they, I guess reading messages that people actually pay money to send to you must feel great.
>>29439569Anon, that's absurd.
i decided to fap to my oshi today... i imagined her moans and gasps... it felt awful, it wasn't worth it. i want her love, too, not just her body.
>>29438650This is true.
Can someone redpill on the person who makes Gura’s thumbnail art? where they really from the same old friend group?
>>29440024Hoooocha!
>>29440056If in going to buy a bullpup, why not just the AUG meme?
>>29440024Im here
>Idol Ska musicfuck I want that
>>29440004We're here for you and with you anon, whether you like it or not
What kind of song did she mean by that?
>>29440004If you ask the doctor for xanax it doesn't count. You're just a pill popper then.
>>29440004Take twice what your doctor gave you, he's an an idiot.
>>29438594she loves her she loves her she loves her she loves her she loves her she loves her she loves herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaa
>>29439569They all look the same under the brick.
>>29440024maybe
>>29439862Homunculus was a wack fucking manga, don't remind me.
>>29440032This one ain't workin for me chief
>ame wants slice of life ska original song
>>29440090for some people, a $2 SC is a greater sacrifice than a $500 SC is for others
>>29440055Everything has a price.It's somewhat depressing thinking that only ~35% of the SCs end up with the girls
>>29440028She wasn't kidding about reaping your soul with the moe, anon.
>So my fans>Simps.>-are called deadbeats>Simps.>-because I'm a reaper. They're pretty endearing and supportive of me>Simps.
>Can I marry the waifus? The guys look lame.N-narrative bros? Thought she was straight?
>>29440110Me too
>>29438667Jap paypigs sure do love Iofi.
>>29440056>Kel-Tec>AR under a grandmight as well go with a Hi-Point then, poorfagchama.
>>29439997She read it in real time.
>>29440056Based KFP Janny
>>29440121clap clap!
>She wants to fuck LeonI knew it.
>>29440102it's like the easiest thing to go look up for yourself
>>29440121go back
>>29440110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFSiZuVsm7YAme's original song has been leaked!
>>29440005ina mentioned having a food budget which is why she eats like shit, so it's probably a thing where she buys most of her own food but her mom feeds her once in a while
>>29440102To me it looks like Ina's roommate who makes it, or a friend of the roommate
>>29440047I pump my shotgun because some fucking gremlin has invaded my home
>>29440041Kalius , you alrady have GURAAA
>>29440121*clap* *clap*NEXT MEME!
>>29439196Your naive rrats are too strong for me
>>29440121NEXT MEME!
>>29440098okay, klaius.
>>29440090There are some holos that very clearly only read higher SCs and just do a quick thank you for smaller ones
>>29440124The only ska-ish anime themes I know is School Rumble OP and Doremi Naisho ED
>SkaYes>But the ones on anime openingsDrop itSometimes I forgot HoloEN is made of former weaboos...
>>29440004Make sure you keep track of your meds, make a small calendar or somethingt.zoloft pleb
>>29440154
>>29440156It's not Ina
>>29440136I hate the word simp so fucking much, especially how these retards seem to think they have "reclaimed it" by using it to describe themselves.
>>29440056>under a grandI'm interested.
>>29440004Take them all at once to cure yourself instantly.
>>29440098shut up
>>29439921>most fucked up childhood imagineableYes
Polkas laugh is definitely in the top tier with Shion and Gura for laughs that make me incredibly happy just hearing
>>29438740>I Balakazaar, believe in you. Alright? We have hope.Who?
>Watching Aki VoD>She does a grunt and dodges the question when asked about Haachama's cookinglol
>>29440136Based Mori defending her boyfriend on stream.
>>29440175>former
amechama..
>>29440106The AUG is the best bullpup but it's incredibly expensive.For further reference, here's the definitive video on bullpupshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_-tmMafkg
>>29440106Fully ambidextrous, a trigger better than you'll find on any AR under $2k, and a much better price.
>dabbing on Brits againoh no oh no YAB
>>29440136Yea, I hope she refuses to do anything more with them, not because I give a fuck about their fanbase, but because they're disrespectful retards.
>moki mokiYuGiOh4RealMenCHADS WW@
>>29440169I think we have to differentiate between "read" and "reading out"
IS THAT THE BLUSHWHICH ONE OF YOU ASKED FOR IT
>>29440121>MO... MORE PLEASE...
>RARE AME BLUSH
https://streamable.com/b23vk9How long until she snaps and does this again?
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>29438940>people unironically think Gura is anything other than skin and bonesshe doesn't fucking eat
>>29440102Quality art and he does it for free, thats all
I feel a lil bad for Mori tossing away a lot of the good will she built up again right before the next karaokeI feel it'd have softened the blow when she doesn't get Ame/Ina tier numbers again
>>29439097Thanks anon.
>>29440149>>29440163>>29440165See this anon? This means your fellow anons love your meme, please post more, very cute and funny.
>blush onHOLY FUCK RARE
>>29439607
>>29440171GURUGURU MAWARU
>blushing AmeCUTE
BLUSH AMELIA
>>29440004I have never built the courage to visit a doctor
Blushing ame
>>29440136let me guess, the white guy said it
SHES USING HER BLUSH
>>29440098Don't fall into a Madonna-whore complex
>>29439691I think she's just a nice and reliable person.
>blushing Ame hey so the yurifags were wrong yesterday huh?
AME IS SO FUCKING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>i SC'd her to put the blush on and she did it
>>29440223It is the way of things.
>>29440175are you a retard
>>29440102Long time fan that may or may not have direct contact with her.
>>29440202I hear a lot of iffy things about Keltec though.
>>29440136>deadbraps will defend this
I CAN FINALLY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>gura is a master at using her l2d expressions>ame is garbage at it and only uses the default smile, making every variation a rare kino moment
>>29440175>watching vtubers>complaining about weeaboos???
>>29440202stop shilling your Kel-Tec garbage, poorfag.
>When someone asked about gura and a hololive dating sim in the same superchat
>>29440181The painting style looks virtually the same of the thumbnail of Ame + Ina's chat collab. It's the same artist
>hololive dating simAlright, time to gather a ragtag team of artist and coders to make this happen.
RATE THE STREAM9/10, dumb game but nice lore and superchat reading, +1 point for rare blush.CUTER THAN USUAL.
>>29440221>he
>>29440244cuter than usual, in fact...
>>29439607The joke is starting to wear thin for me, ngl.
>>29440214Fuck off, bitch. We love you but you, but you're going to have to dumpster dive reddit yourself instead of making us do it.
Do they all have blushes? I thought only Gura did.
>>29440231>>29440233>>29440238can someone edit these to have a steamy breath
ATTENTION, RUSHIA HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEhttps://streamable.com/kdplh9
Cute.
>>29439751festival is not menhera she is perfectly stable and she will protect her smile
>>29440192kiara and botans laughs give me soul.
haha yeah imagine a hololive dating sim with well made routes and a dozen animated sex scenes for each holo...
>>29440144Every dollar I don't spend on my rifle is a dollar I can spend on ammo instead. I can almost guarantee I have more money in the bank right now than you do anyway.
>>29440252Mori will defend us.
>>29440246How much?
Friendly reminder that all the girls are pro-trans rights and all you schizo /pol/acks need to go back.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M PEEEEINNGG
>>29440205she hardly mentioned the podcast since the day it was aired and never really mentioned it beforehand outside of the tweet, I feel she didn't think that highly of itironically she talks a lot more about Cr1tikal
>>29440264With Ame as the protagonist of course
>>29440239>Madonna-whore complexPsych101chama...
>>294402885 usd lol
>>29440264A Katawa Shoujo level project, but with HoloEN?Yes please.
>>29440216Kek, when did she do that? I like how she slipped into her real voice.
>>29440266made me hold my pee/10
>>294402669/10 was just a zatsudan more than anything else.Hopefully she can pick up some other garbage games to play.
>>29440186Prices are naturally higher now, but when I bought mine over the summer it was $700 shipped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmTcW28YEgohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmTcW28YEgohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmTcW28YEgo
>>29440028You yearn for companionship friend.
>>29440277Why is there barely any (GOOD) Rushia porn
>>29440004A long time ago they tried to prescribe me literal actual anti-schizo medication (Risperdal) and I took them once and stopped taking them because the side effects sounded pretty crazy and didn't seem to do anything.Doing perfectly fine now I'd say.
>>29439790What does Mel even do outside of getting molested?
this is a pretty bad thread
>>29440175literally everyone is hololive is a weaboo
>>29440175>>>/v/
>Minecraft>Minecraft>Minecraft>Minecraft
>>29440285ˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏ
>>29440006No there's not quite enough tribalism dickmeasuring to kick the dumb teenage angst off for that
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
>gura scheduling her minecraft pre-stream shadowbanned her passpartout streamwhat a fucking retard
>>29440289(you)
>>29440262the artist who does many of gura's thumbnails is in the description, bonehead
>>29440247have a bad update I made for Moricchin
minecraftminecraftminecraftminecraft
>>29440171Working had a good one
>>29440257gura being so good at using her l2d makes her garbage rigging even more of a crime
>>29440323MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
I WANT MORE CREEPY GURA
>>29440004hi bro I'm a schizo too, 1 year with meds
>>29440200I mean that's a huge time difference not to mention Haachama streams a lot. Hopefully, they figure something out so Haachama can actually interact with someone on EN server
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
>>29440266Felt short n sweet/10, wait how was it nearly 2 hours
>>29440264>>29440295>>29440306I was actually thinking about a HoloEN VN.Not a dating sim though, that'd be too weird.
>>29440276I think Kiara has not blushed yet...
That was very nice of Ame to give us a 5 minute break before Gura.
Wonder if Ame ever intended for the end of stream easter eggs to be a thing or not when she did the first ara-ara
>>29440151Im about to be called a tranny for this but according to discord the person used to draw art of HER and they are friends irl but I don’t trust HERfags at all, especially if it’s from a discord community
>>29440317ok so I was thinking we coul- Oh hey is that a cave? No, we got to stick to the plan. After I enchant this sword real quick. Hey do you wanna build a giant tree? Okay, let's do that but after I make this bread. Oh after that you wanna dig a new canal and move the half-finished hat house there?
>>29440275Pardun?
>>29440320Rushia fanartists don't want people to eyecuck their wife.
>>29440315...Damn.I spent almost 500 for a marlin.
Alright guys so who'd be the toughest to romance if Holo ever made a dating sim? I feel like Ina and sora would prob be top tier diff
>>29440262Anonchama . . . your ina rep
play minecraft with haachama!
>>29440298I don't care about the psych mumbo jumbo but it's weird to not want to fuck a girl you're attracted to
Unstoppable shitpostsTakes over the threadsBrappostingPissing off the antisSummon the strengthOf podcastsI am your boy that is approachingProvokingPurgefags and South East AsiansI am the shamer of my nameGameplay streamsHaven't been greatFromsoftware please just let me play your games!The deadbeats, constantly bulliedFalling for the obvious baitFalseflagging miseryBlasphemous stream next weekInherit the kinoSurrounded by cringeCan’t look awayJust reading supasEven the ARSWith kazoosYour narratives are nothing burgersGrasp for straws in ways complicatedI never sleep and work foreverHindering me would be complicatedI am your boy that is approachingProvokingGhostlings and masturbationI am the /v/ermin of ENKusogesAll that i playKonami let me play your fucking games!The schizos, constantly on meI'm living in your heads for freeDoxxposting constantlyWine party starting nowI want to collab with CharlieWho the fuck is Rene?Guerilla supa streamsI love to make /jp/ threads seetheLurking global Holo threads while i eat lunchIt is always the same fucking shitReading through the posts of those who claim to like meThe same timeloop that they keep on repeatA swarm of narratives, summoned from the SEAnigsThe biased janny never helps with the faggotsDates with chat, whisper streams, watchalongsYou want a gf? Then you'll get a gfBig ups for theAka supaCanadian paypigsRichfag deadbeatsTier two wine streamsCrimson joyDo you pay withARS or real cash?Let out the chuuni deep within!Veritas, and tranny Dafoe!We lonely losers are the same!Gostling for our oshis all alone!
>>29440337You just fly in from stupid town?
>>29440252>Mori will defend us
>>29440289Friendly reminder that all the girls have taken a massive diarrhea shit some time in their life
>>29440333Stop stalking me!
>>29440289someone post the Coco clip i dont have it anymore
>>29440264>codersWhy not just use RenPy?
To the Anons who suggested me to watch Chobits, thank you but fuck you too, I'm Gosling way too hard.
>>29440349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjDai10Lc8
About time this brat streams.
>>29440289
Who will Gura draw first?
>>29440266The zatsudan part were great, we got some new lore too. Too bad the game was shit and she was sleepy. I would actually prefer that she streamed less if it meant all streams are genki Ame from Valorant last night.
>>29440175 Anon... Are you lost? Are you having a stroke, perhaps?
>>29440317So what will she accomplish today?
>>29440250Their biggest problem is that they can't make enough guns to meet demand. They're easily the most innovative company in the industry, so they can't rely on all the work every other AR manufacturer has done over the past 20 years. They have some QC issues some times, but they've ironed out most of them and all their guns have a lifetime warranty anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF5MKNwbRhg
>>29440354If you're going to make a VN, might as well go all the way and include h-scenes.
>>29440293She still does her Twitter reps with them, but I think that's just her indie artist past that says any exposure is good.
>>29440379Whomst are you quoting
>>29440348Drop me an idea and maybe I'll think about it
http://poal.me/wt8ecmhttp://poal.me/wt8ecmhttp://poal.me/wt8ecm
>>29440175>former weaboos>you're in /jp/Why the fuck are you even here?
>>29440222Is Gura anorexic?
>>29440289>girls>it's ya boideadbraps deadnaming yet again
>>29440377i'm just gonna believe Mori posted this
>>29440402what you just posted
>>29440402Nothing but she will try her best and I will love her for it.
>>29439445Its not smuggling as an American guns just manifest on your body.
>>29439968Based Chicken
>>29440383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07ofZ6uYDU0
>>29440402Nothing, like every one of her Minecraft streams lmao. But it'll still be fun (like every one of her Minecraft streams lmao)
>>29440356yeah, but even her default face is pretty fucking expessive. I'm still wondering if she actually forked over more cash to improve it
>>29440377extremely based
>This live stream recording is not available.What happened?
brrrat
Let's play a hypotehtical game. Let's say 200-400 /hlgg/ anons were in a theater together watching Hololive streams on the big screen. How would the anons behave under these scenarios?>Pick a HoloEN and imagine what it would be like if they were on the big screen>Multiple streams were happening on the big screen.>No HoloEN was streaming (dead hours)
>>29440402Brightening our days.Maybe collecting some blue wool.
>>29440402At least she's self aware of it.
>>29440391good one.
>>29440402gura's minecraft streams are my favorite, i love her
>>29439264Hey I just want to tell you to go fuck yourself, I'm editing this and cleaning it up a bit to be a legit Gura story instead of a simple botswap, and I'm gonna fucking hate it
>>29440418she's bulimic. she purges before every stream
>the only one I know is Mokey Mokeyfucking BASED
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE REASON THEY'RE CALLED HOLOMYTH IS BECAUSE IT'S 4 MYTHICAL BEINGS AND A DETECTIVE
>>29440430she sang rick roll..
Is it just me or does Kiara not keep her character voice when speaking german?
>>29440402She heard that Ame was watching last time so she'll try extra hard to impress her!
>>29440410>>29440287
>>29440359She pretty clearly was inspired by Mori doing her PEACE at the end of every stream as a final sign off.
>>29440434reminder Ina added a blue sheep to her automatic wool shearing farm. Love that tako
>>29440402Nothing and I will enjoy every minute of it
>>29440405>posting expired coupons
>>29440344I hate her sad expression, it's so garbage.
Whoever Gura draws first is her waifu
UOOOOHHHHHH GURA IS BACK I'VE MISSED HER SO MUCH T u T
>>29440426lmao
>>29440412FFFFFFSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHGASHUNK
>>29440264Did Ame actually say this? Must've missed it.
>>29440402>SHE WILL MAKE A ATLANTEAN DOOR LMAO
>>29439853>Could be falseflaggers though, we will never now.At this point if the meido telling us that A) Mori antis falseflag as doxxers or B) that a few dedicated antis (sometimes just one anti) will shit up an entire thread just to trash Mori and deadbeats I don't know what to say anymore. You fuckers can believe whatever you want.
Gura singing...
>>29440371Ame is the main girl so she'd be the basic bitch route that you get funneled into.Mori would be the most difficult standard route that would require a very specific string of choices to unlock.Haachama would be a secret, short joke route for people that somehow fail to trigger the flags for any other route.But the hardest route to get would be Enma, who requires completing every other route and has an incredibly obscure flag tied to it in one of the game's routes.
>>29440214Dumb futa dragon
>>29440371 Amelia, because:>it's a cold but nice friday evening near the end of the year>you're going out with your good friend Amelia, it's a really fun evening and both of you have been laughing a lot - you take her ice skating in the park, to a cozy little pizzeria and to a karaoke afterwards>you take turns and for the final song of the evening she starts to sing this:https://youtu.be/9SBcBDHYfv8>she knows the lyrics by heart and doesn't even need to look at the TV, instead she looks at you while smiling and singing>halfway through, as you look at her performing for you, something changes inside of you>this isn't someone you only view as a friend>there's more to it, you suddenly feel it hitting you like a tsunami hits the shore>your cheeks flush, there's an odd feeling in your stomach and your eyes hold contact with hers in an unusual way so that even Amelia notices something isn't quite right>you KNOW that she can tell something is up with you, but she still finishes the song and doesn't mention anything>"haaaa... wasn't that fun? thank you for taking me out tonight! Wanna get going then?" - she's back to her cheerful self and you too get your composure back>you end up walking her home while chitchatting about nothing important>as you arrive outside of her place, you two hug and you wish each other a good night>she goes up to her door but halts after just a few steps before turning around>there's a brief pause>"hey...promise me one thing... promise you haven't fallen in love with me.">she looks directly at you, her beauty as overwhelming as the words she just uttered, as you can hear your own heartbeat seemingly deafeningly loud in contrast to the completely serene scene you are in, snowflakes slowly falling to the ground around you
>>29440448No anon, Ame is also a mythical beingThe most elusive of them all, in factA girlfriend
>>29440391Ame, followed by Ame, next will be Ame, then more Ame and for last Bloop
>>29440419pretty obvious falseflag man, chat was cracking the fuck up at the nigger joke in Boondock Saints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuY9fikXQbk its upcomfy time zone
Doxxbraps have now defended:>Doxxing>Harassing other groups>Letting a top level producer win her (aimed at indies) contest>Mori joining Hololive just to boost her failed music career>Mori thanking superchats mid collab>Mori numberfagging mid collab>Anitubers>First collab not being a senpai>First off-collab not being a senpai>Mori actively ignoring hololive culture>Bringing toxic normalfags to other holos chats>Basically ruining every collab just by being there>Trannies
The paint on Gura's thumbnail is the colors of all of the EN members
>>29440414The anti med brigade are going to show up, shhh
>>29440448>he missed all their debuts
>>29440418she's probably very short and scrawny, not anorexic cause she normally cannot eat much due to a small stomach. My younger sister is the same way.
>>29440448Anonchama....
>>29440431https://streamable.com/mflt4y
>>29440491>purposely dodging guragura..
do you think if i send a super chat asking gura to draw a risque picture of herself on stream she would do it?
HERE COME THE NARRATIVES BABY
>>29440402>it's reallmao this fucking brat.
>two Gura streams today We've been blessed, I'm sure nothing will go wrong
>>29440448
>>29440344God I hate Gura's rigging. I mean, what the fuck
>>29440474ES ELLA
>>29440402>notices Haachama's present>makes pickaxe with the diamonds>dies 10 minutes later>can't find pickaxe
>>29440455sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn`t
>>29440386Australia getting to her.
>>29440496She messed up the shade for Haachama's red, that looks more like a pink for some reason.
>>29440091lmao
>>29440460What'd you mean by this
>>29440264I can code, but these projects never go anywhere and always contain people with wildly different skillsets. Also I can't put this shit on my resume
http://poal.me/sd6izihttp://poal.me/sd6izihttp://poal.me/sd6izi
>>29440505yeah
>>29440175you can leave now
>>29440425based, thank you
>>29440495Based CEO
>>29440433>Kiara starts talking about her numbers>Everyone is kicked out for noise
>>29440471dont you have a cyclops you should be chasing for another 60 levels
>>29440412Gura going full feral shark mode and cockblocking Astel from interacting with Ame
>>29440376depends on the kind of attraction. Just because you don't wanna give Gura your seed doesn't mean you got some nonexistent "complex".It just means you're gay
>>29440448watch the first collab
>>29440026Fuckin saved
>>29439607I'm starting to fucking cough holy fucking shit.
>>29440480who is the first EN to fall to the Cocock?
>>29440289If you do your warosu reps, you'll find that this anon avatarfags with this picture whenever he antiposts Kiara, Mori, or is falseflagging as a deadbeat.
>>29440495t.Deadbeat
>>29440495based and soon-to-be-deleted
>>29440496cute af
>>29440402Accomplish?
>>29440418Didn't she have anorexia google searches in one of her old streams or did someone just make that up?
>>29440448https://streamable.com/n15clz
>>29440371Kiara is locked behind genders
>>29440540KEK
>>29440500is your sister... no, it can't be...
>>29440512https://streamable.com/cl1k7kDon't you dare ruin it.
>>29440433>gura appears on screen>the entire theater yells out UOHHHHHHHH
>>29440463based edit
>>29440448Is okay dude... nobody is perfect
no 60 fps stream?
>>29440026should try and change it to shit schizos say in these threads
>>29440448How are you so dumb?
>>29440491>tfw no overlap
>>29440404cute
>>29440430She told people to put their credit cards in the chat.I wouldn't be surprised if some mouthbreather actually did it.
>>29440433>gura appears on the screen>400 voices start screaming UOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>29440569https://files.catbox.moe/fd2vq0.mp4
>>29440520I was just about to write that she already has a diamond pickaxe but gura wasting her diamonds because she forgot she already had one sounds about right
>>29440487The what
>>29440386I really feel bad for her as if she wasy actual daughter
>>29440496Where is Haachama red??
>>29440505yeah at least $100 though
>>29440056I hear the trigger a shit. Give me a rundown
>>29440573
NEW BGM
>>29440528I shown who I quoted
>>29440564She's clearly bi.It gets pretty fucking clear in the yakuza stream.
>>29440505ask for something cute
>>29440433Based on recent polls, everyone would be on their absolute best behavior at all times, since /k/fp is heavily armed and will not hesitate to shoot whoever starts shit talking oshis.
>>29440433>Ina on screen>hundreds of pencils/tablet sounds>if anyone dares speak they're beaten to death by the tentacult
>>29440575bad internet pls andstand
>>29440542I get what you mean, I just use it because I haven't heard a better term that describes the feeling
>>29440555>or did someone just make that up?Do you really need to ask?
>>29440463Have another
>>29440402Probably nothing and I don't give a shit because it'll be great anyway.
Did Ame kill her Thief video?
>>29440470Last minutes of the stream she mentioned it before jumping off quickly.
>>29440570based
>>29440600But what were you >implying
>>29440597Idiot
>Gura starts by drawing Ame>painting sells>draws Ame again>and again>and again>chat gets worried>Gura stops replying to chat and just keeps drawing more and more distorted Ames while singing to herself
>>29440385Now take a look atBoku no Tsuma wa Kanjou ga Naias a quick read
>>29440404Potatoes are dead
gura's BGM harmonies...
>>29440102It's just a longtime fan as far as we know. That and the fact that they post their images with transparency so she can easily make thumbnails with them is why their art keeps showing up. Gura lazy.
I hope she forgets to turn off the blush for her minecraft stream
ok I'm healed already, thanks Gura
>>29440505$500 and I'll make it happent.gura
>>29440548This is untrue although I might've got that picture from that anon.
Thank you Jesus, my lovely Gura is streaming again
>>29440589Mori did not make it, it was in the film. She did not comment on it at all really
>>29440602she also gushed over Viggo on LOTR
>>29440257Ame's constant smiling contrasting her tone has actually become one of her charm points. It wouldn't be as funny to see her angry if she actually used her angry face.
I love Gura!
>>29440433>Ame on screen>Ryan Gosling enters the theater and takes his seat up front>400 people mutter "cuter than usual..." under their breath>One person in the back yells "what a whore!"
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Gura seems horny
God damn she sounds depressed
big gura
>>29440618Think it's just Youtube being retarded. Give it 15 minutes.
>>29440626yandere gura sounds hot
>>29438721DO U RELY?
>>29440595You've been listening to retards. Everyone who has handled one gushes about the trigger.Historically bullpups have all had garbage triggers, but Keltec solved the problem and the RDB has the best trigger you'll find on any semi-auto rifle out of the box without spending like $5k.
>>29440136
>>29440386It bothers me how much higher quality their live2ds are when they record it for these videos as opposed to during streams
>>29440026I hate how much this speaks to me......
>>29440484>No anon, Ame is also a mythical being The most elusive of them all, in fact A girlfriend
>>29440589Yakavetta : I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.Rocco : Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.Yakavetta : Nigger.Rocco : Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy...Vincenzo Lipazzi : Nigger.Rocco : Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, nigger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.Yakavetta : Continue the joke.Rocco : So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."
i want gura to jingle my janglebells
>harmonizing the bgmI love my musically gifted daughter
>>29440647Sure but that's behind the member wall>>29440602It's called hot people sexual
>More people in Gura's prestream waiting room than Kiara's average viewersThanks god i am not a chickenfag
i wanna strangle the shark....
http://poal.me/j100vfhttp://poal.me/j100vfhttp://poal.me/j100vf
Bros, I'm so happy to hear Gura's voice again
>Other thanksgivingwhat did she mean
>open stream>see big cunny>UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
LETHERJINGLE
GOD I LOVE THIS SHARK
>Gura's streaming>No audio>About to ask if Gura forgot to unmute>Turned out I had it mutedI knew listening to Haachama last night would damage my brain
>>29440647I gush over LOTR Viggo Mortensen and I'm a straight, married male.
Gura is extra cute today.
Goora BIG
>>29440607I knew I liked that cult for some reason.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wonder if other holos watch gura's streams. I know Ina likes watching her
>She's heartbroken from Ame...FUCK
>>29440670Go to sleep Ame.
>>29440495
Gura has corona.
Stuffy nose Gura!
>>29440656>>29440657which is it?
OH NO SHE HAS THE RONA
>Gura is literally never doing well
>klaius
>>29440541>>29440469Seems fun, but it will take me a while. Except for that previous one I haven't drawn in months.
>>29440663Mo Love!
>>29440670
>Klaius mentioned
>Hey KlaiusSHE NOTICED HIM AGAIN BROS
KLAIUS
will gura have more views today since xqc is banned?
GURA HAS WU-FLU>GURA HAS WU-FLUGURA HAS WU-FLU>GURA HAS WU-FLUGURA HAS WU-FLU>GURA HAS WU-FLU
KLAIUS NO
>gura has covid symptomsohshitohfuckohgod
GURA NONONO DON'T ENCOURAGE HIS DELUSIONS
>>29440659Despite being small Gura could probably overpower Ame quite easily
GURA HAS CORONAVIRUS
>>29440703NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29440646narrative: she muted herself to hide her stifled laughter
Gura got the coof!
uh oh
Gura is drunk isn't she
>i'll buy your entire stock klaius>ignores the red supas
HE'S HERE
AT LAST I AM COMPLETE
the beast has been warded against for another nightgura is safe
WHY I'M SHADOWBANNED GURA WHYYYYY
Hi Gura!
>>29440703came here to post this
SHE SAID HIS NAME, GURA HE'S OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW
>Hey KlaiusNO GURA YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH
KLAIUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29440683basado
>>29440026Replace this with Ina's humu humu and it's literally me.
KLAIUSBROS...
>KLAIUS MENTION BEFORE AME
Haaaa, life is worth living for a few hours
>THE OTHER THANKSGIVINGTHE OTHER THANKSGIVING>THE OTHER THANKSGIVINGTHE OTHER THANKSGIVING>THE OTHER THANKSGIVINGTHE OTHER THANKSGIVINGGURA LIVES IN CANADA CONFIRMEDLEAFCHADS WW@
>she thanked klauisnarratives?
>rebounded to Klaius after Ame's rejection
>>29440703YES
I kinda feel happy for Klaius
>>29440433>Mori>90 percent of the stream is product placement and BIG UPS>deadbeats still eat it up and stay for the after credits like it was a marvel movie
>>29440741>Drinking while pregnantGura.... no....
KLAIUS GAVE GURA THE RONA
>>29440602Yes but her route is much easier as a chick
>>29440678I love Mori made this post on-topic for Hololive
>>29440741no retard she's just like this
>>29440728>stuffy nose>headaches>i'm okShe was crying the whole day. Crying symptoms too
>>29440433>Kiara>The theatre is packed full>Half of the crowd are enjoying the stream normally, the other half are dead silent.>Kiara mentions her viewer count or subscriber count>In an instant, all of the silent viewers hold up a piece of cardboard with only a ">" printed on it>They do this three times in silence, then continue watching.
>>29440767You should. He did his reps and they paid off.
>>29440683caring about numbers makes you a chickenfag in spirit, anon
>MENTIONS KLAIUSBROS!!!
>>29440678That scene was hilariously uncomfortable, I love it.
>>29440777Don't worry, its a nothingburger
>Casually ignored the bread questionThat bread goes another day hiding from the gaze of an apex predator
>tastes like blood
gura extra cute today
>her nose is stuffy from crying over ame
LISTEN CHUMBUDS I DONT HAVE MUCH TIMEI COME FROM THE FUTURE, DONT LET GURA EAT THAT BAT SOU-
>Gura watches Marine and Ina
>>29440741I swear to god you people have never actually seen a drunk person
>>29440793Happy for you Klauis
>>29440793kek if you say so creep
Why is it 5-8 PM Gura time and she's only eaten like 400 calories?
>your oshi>favorite bgm
>>29440175Suise: every vtuber ever is an otaku.
>>29440793ogey klaius
>>29440728it's over, she's graduating to heaven
>watched Marina and Ina play it>didn't watch Festival and Shion draw her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVyois9mp4
i wanna hear gura pass a part toot...
>>29440716Mo-san!
>>29440433>200-400 /hlgg/ anons were in a theater together Imagine the smell
GOORA YOU WILL ENABLE KLAIUS WTF
I'll really miss being able to ever see a single Gura livestream once I get a job soonAll her streams are at like 2am - 6am for me
>>29440793You're going to get that cunny after all, good job
>>29440487>>29440678Good God I love Mori
Gura will rebound to Klaius after getting friendzoned by Ame. This was his plan all along.
gura's bat soup...
>Shouted out yet againYou may approach me and kneel, scum
>>29440760>Coffee Crisp>Other ThanksgivingMY DAUGHTER IS A FUCKING LEAF
>>29440710Both
>>29440793>29440793▶>>>29440767you can't fool us Klaius
>>29440433>Gura on screenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dfqTSQePQ
>rice egg and sausageThat's not enough Gura
>>29440794>the theater erupts in gunfire and the trannies fall silent forever
I claim this last image for Friend
>>29440793Good job man. Don't get too cocky tho
>>29440741yeah we were drinking shots before she went live
>>29440793Ok Klaius
>>29440793Poetic
>>29440741If you wanna see actually drunk gura compare her to her first superchat reading video
>>29440793Nice try Klaius
>>29440823Festival's suffering continues...
>>29440840>coffee crispwhen did she mention this
SHADDAP
>>29440793Yeah sure Klaius just stop stalking my oshi
>has a headacheI cannot fucking believe Gura is gonna fucking DIE
>blush for superchatclever girl...
Now he will draw Gura again nice
>>29440793klaius stop being a creep
>>29440703Why do you people care
What the fuck is Gura's accent and vocabulary
>>29440847you fail
>be a dumb wagie>get home just in time to miss my oshi>have to settle for sharkfuck it I'm 2 beers in give me some good content
There's these, three guys... an anti, a gosling and a doxxfag.>SEAnigger!Yeah. SEAn... Yeah. And they're walkin' along the beach. They see this pot. They rub it, a genie comes out. Genie says you can wish for anything you want. He asks the anti what he wants. And he goes, "I want all my people in /hlgg/ to be happy and free in Chile." So the genie... Poof! And all the antis are in Chile. And then he asks the doxxfag...>SEAnigger.Yeah, that's what I said. He goes to the SEAnigger, says, "What do you want?" And he goes, "I want all my flip... my SEAnigger brothers in /hlgg/... to be back in Phillipines and happy and everything." So the genie goes poof! And, um, all the SEAniggers in /hlgg/... are in the Phillipines. And this is goin'... I'm not funny today. I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I... This joke sucks. It's just a stupid joke.>Continue the joke....So the genie says to the gosling, "What's your one wish?" And the gosling goes, "You mean to tell me... all the SEAniggers and antis are out of /hlgg/?" The genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, I'll have a rrat then."
>>29440712she's just like me
>>29440847You failed friend... you let the last images to be SC fags
>>29440793Klaius you're alright. Don't be a creep okay?
Slip my salmon under Gura's tree...
I LOVE GURA
is gura having a stroke?
>babypreggo narrative?
>>29440793ogey
I can't wait until she falls asleep after the stream and I can stand in the corner of her room and watch her body slowly rise and fall as she breathes...
>>29440824Someone should honestly overlay gura's BGM with the halloween soundtrack that progressively gets louderwhile small, in the distance klaius approaches gura
>come down my chimneyGURA
>>29440547No one she has her PPTenga.
>>29440793based Klaius
>reading depressed scsNOBODY FUCKING CARES. FUCKING XQC FANS
>>29440858lol
I WANT TO CUM DOWN GURA'S CHIMNEY
CUMMING DOWN GURA'S CHIMNEYUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>29440878Kek
>>29440858>she read it
>>29440877Shit, you just reminded me that I forgot to pick up some beer
>>29440858take your meds Roger
>>29440891OUHUO
FUCK YOU ROGER YOU CUNT
why is gura doing this stupid baby voice today
>>29440793I can't even be mad, dude. You put in the work. You put in the hours. You got gud when I didn't. Go get her
i missed you, gura
>>29440793autofellatio.jpg
Gura is breastfeeding right now
God she's so sweet bros. I missed this little dork.
>>29440872Antlatian
I find Klaius posting fucking hilarious, and I giggle like a fucking child every time I see one. I don't know why, not even a chumbud. Keep it up, anons
>cunny thread>can't post cunny
>>29440793Fucking weirdo
why the fuck am I shadowbanned from her chatI didn't type anything bad ever
>>29440914Stuffy nose obviously
>>29440816AmeIna's prestream bgm
>turned off chat>put quality all the way down to 360p>still bufferingbros...
>>29440914She's congested.
>>29440878I FUCKING HAD TEH SAME JOKE IN MY HEAD LAST NIGHT SAME JOKE TO THE FUCKING TBASED AS FUCK ARE YOU ME
gura is sounding extra retarded today
I'm happy she's back.
>>29440858>>29440859>HEY GURA I GOT BEATEN UP TODAY, RAPED, CAR STOLEN, GF BROKE UP WITH ME, MY HOUSE EXPLODED, PARENTS DIED, AND ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGEE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>29440839She's never once said his name correctly, though.
>>29439140Am I retarded or why do I believe her narrative posting?
>32kbros.. its over..
>>29440926Will do
>>29440914she's a stupid baby
>>29440926it's good fun
>>29440914She's sick. Aren't you watching the stream?
>>29440931idk but same for me
gura caught coronavirus at the cafe
>continue
AAAAHHH GURA! I LOVE YOU! IM FEELING RECHARGED!
>>29440913this is possibly the only time I'm glad that's my name, didn't even have to SC myself.
>Chocolate cakeNice diet gura.
She's on the cough syrup
>>29440925Same as Coco? Huh.
WHERE'S THE FIRE EMBLEM STREAM?
>>29440926The Pekora face effect
>>29439007ogey
I wish I were Gura's cafe chocolate cake...
Gura finally has enough money to buy a slice of cake.
this game is pretty great for HoloLive, it pretty much always encourages them to draw each other, talk about others and has really relaxing music to boot. Always worth watching.
>comfy gura streamOkay I'll stay and watch
>Gura had cake all by herself to stop feeling sad
gura went to a cafe? with who? is the social anxiety thing a falsehood?
pass partoot
The cake was good guys, don't worry
God I wish I was that chocolate cake
>life talk with GuraThem feels man
Chocolate = aphrodisiacCake = bake = pregnancy
>>29440793Go away, Klaius.
>Cunny website >Can't post Cunny
>>29440924I guess it's the cake.
Is it just me or is Gura's real voice slipping out a bit tonight?
>>29440925>AntlatianIs that why she sounds so small?
>>29440914She has a cold
Gura has crabs she got them from me
>FLUENT FRENCH ENUNCIATION>WHEN THE OTHER THANKSGIVING IS OVER>COFFEE CRISPSHES A FUCKING CANADIAN YOU FAGGOTS
I'm going to open Gura's FUCKGIKN CUNTN T
I can't believe my daughter is a fucking leaf
>>29440965Up Kiaras' ass
shark speaking faux french is something special
>peesa chocolate cake>peesa cake>keeps saying peesa cakeshe cant get ame out of her mind...
For some reason Gura is the only holo whose chat I don't show up in It's weird. I'm a member, never sent anything weird and it's no spam type message either.I show up in all other holo chats but for Gura it's like I don't exist, judging by the on-screen chat.Why yo..
>>29440935get streamlink and put it in vlc
She went to a cafe with a male bros...
>>29440986how cute and funny?
>>29440793KLAIUUUS
This is the first Gura stream I'm gonna be tuning in on. What should I expect, Chumbuds?t.deadbeat
>>29440976can relatenot a fat though
>>29440990yeah you're just retarded anon
why is she telling people about our starbucks date?
>>29441003same
>>29440995So doxxfags were wrong for the fifth time?
>>29440791>inb4 gura is pregnantrip to the chudbuds wallets
>>29440990just a stuffy nose
Why does Hololive keep on shilling this game
>>29440995>She's CanadianAt last, being a Leaf has paid off
>>29440433Scenario One>Mori appears on the screen>Non-Deadbeats begin booing at a rapid rate>Mori steals their souls through the screen and leaves them as withered old husks >The remaining Deadbeats immediately begin masturbatingScenario Two:>The Anons would focus on their oshi's stream.>One guy complains>"I CAN'T HEAR GURA OVER KIARA'S NUMBERFAGGING!">They are shot and killed by an armed KFP Employee>Kiara immediately complains about losing a viewer.Scenario Three: >The Anons put themselves on the screen and begin making films based on various narratives>A Midwestern Night's Gura is the leading film, followed closely by Sherlock Bones, a parody film featuring Mori trying to be Watson. >Neither film wins any Oscars and instead those awards go to Tako & Me for best cinematics, best artwork, and best leading actor.>KFP the Movie flops, but eventually becomes a cult classic beloved by all.
>>29440998https://streamable.com/f7z05iI'M GOIN IN
>>29440995How new?
>>29440990Take your meds.
>went out for the 1st time in a week>gets sickOh no......
>>29440666>best trigger you'll find on any semi-auto rifle out of the box without spending like $5kHmmm... I'll take your word anon.Too bad everything is out of stock. Maybe someday...
>>29441012pure kinography
>>29441012shut the fuck up
HOLY SHIT GURA IS FRENCH WTF
Gura is CANADIAN!
>>29440995NIGGER HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A FUCKING AVOCADO PLANT IN CANADA
>>29441012cute and funny, and pretty much guaranteed she goslings for Ame
>>29440965Moved because Kiara has to work on some things for the talk show.
>>29441012Cute shark noises and lack of brain activity
>>29440990Her nose is blocked anon
>fallout board>can't play fallouts-sugoi
>>29441012cute and funny
gura french pronunciations are doing things to me bros...
>>29441020desu
>>29440995At which day did you arrive?
>>29440995I actually buy into this narrative
>>29440965Fire Emblem is delayed
>>29440990She's just settled into her voice more.
>>29441010The cutest and funniest
>>29441026they only have permissions for twenty games
OF COURSE GURA IS FRENCH SHE LOVES CUNNY
>>29441038t.deadbeat
>>29441034Don't do this to me
>Wait all week for a Gura stream>Finally get it>The thread is just retarded narrativesCan't you faggots ever stay on topic?
>>29440995She's from Quebec
>>29440995every basic white bitch dreams of learning french. she's not special. not worth reading into.
>>29441021Yes but no
>french board>can't french kiss gurasugoi.....
Her swedish pronunciation is coming through...
>>29440965cancelled due to low viewers
her French accent is actually pretty accurate, interesting
>canadian narrative againi swear we're stucking a time loop
there is only one real lolibaba on earth and its gura
>draw a shrimp>klauis gets a fucking painting
Cunny love
>>29440926mental illness is not a joke anon
>no one guessed shrimp
>>29441025But it showed USA flag on her gameplay record in the Saido Chesto stream
Guramebros I don't feel so good...
It's going to look like a dick isn't it?
>>29440977It's not like she has crippling anxiety. She only streams at night and never Sundays, she obviously has something she does outside of her house during the day.
>>29440216Oh I can fap to this.
>>29441078UOH?
I love you gura!
>>29441071SHE HASN'T EVEN STARTED PAINTING
Ame, please love me...
https://files.catbox.moe/0vaf35.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/0vaf35.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/0vaf35.webmt***.....
Bros she's drawing ME
>>29441085because almost everyone here is fucking new
i love you, gura! merry christmas!
Gura is an alien
>>29441081finnish,actuallyas expected of a dumb burger, though
Gura loves us!
Gura hates faggots.
Gura isn't going to draw a single other Holo tonight besides Amelia.
I love you Gura!